Alex, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. Prompted by the news of Ash Barty retiring from tennis, the guys discuss other famous early retirements (1:06), including Andrew Luck, Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Bjorn Borg, Bobby Orr, and Mark Spitz. The boys then talk about Tyreek Hill being traded from Kansas City to Jon's Miami Dolphins (25:00), recap the first two rounds of March Madness (30:02), and Jesse and Josh share their musings on the NHL trade deadline (36:36). The show finishes with Qualin Award nominations (43:15), and a round of Start-Bench-Cut (Marcel Dionne-Joe Sakic-Steve Yzerman) (48:14).