All new 30 minute episodes... because we're busy, you're busy and we all have the attention span of a knat who just licked a meth-grape.We're prepping for our first actual meeting, but not before Tara deals with expensive business delays and

Episode 6- Amy’s in the Closet (Literally), License to Parent and Would You Rather

Sep 5th, 2017 55m 48s

Episode #6 Tara and Amy gear up for their first every in-person meeting and talk about things like:Why America is so obsessed with the royalsPregnancy shamingAmazon Echo and Alexa's fun featuresAmy's awkward as FUCK massage experienceGross

Episode 5- The Great Legging Debate, “Trendy Parents” and Other Thoughts

Aug 30th, 2017 52m 19s

Here we are at episode 5! Woohoo! Let's talk about that principal who said "unless you're a size 0 or a two, leggings make you look fat". And let's also talk about the new trend in parenting that we think is stupid... but we have an idea to mak

Episode 4- ” All of Your Time With Your Kids”, Couple Time Alone and Does Piercing Your Junk Enhance Your Sex Life?

Aug 22nd, 2017 52m 47s

Episode 4, Tara and Amy respond to a hater bitch who says "moms like you make me sick, you should be spending all of your time with your kids, not online". And yes, she commented ON FACEBOOK. I bet she's a barrel of laughs to be around.Other f

Episode 3- Dick Pics, The Bullshit of Work From Home and Other People’s Kids

Aug 15th, 2017 56m 59s

Total ADD show! It's a web of tangents. Good luck keeping up with us talking about: fat asses, work from home bullshit, dick pics and other people's kids... and we're still trying to come up with a closing funny statement- "Let's wrap this shit

Episode 2- Ladyscaping, The Evolution of a Marriage and How Guys Can Get More Sex

Aug 7th, 2017 59m 42s

Podcast episode 2, all things marriage, trying to record a podcast with Amy's kids home and honest greeting card ideas that had us rolling (and peeing).

Episode 1- Weird Gynocology, Things People Put in Their Holes and Really Organic Brownies

Aug 1st, 2017 59m 56s

Is Tara's gynocologist really a gynocologist? Or is she visiting the wrong office? And why do people put weird shit in their orifices? What's kinky and what's just plain fucked up? Aaaaand how "organic" is a bit too organic for a school bake sa

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