We return from a bit of a summer lull to talk about the choices we've made with our time so far this year. A few quotes of note: "Nobody can eat a mozzarella stick in 4 seconds, Daemon." "I'd rather drink a fart out of a bum's ass than drink bu

S9E3: On Daemon

Apr 14th, 2022 38m 13s

Becky decides to rant, ramble, and complain about Daemon for half an hour

S9E2: Loyalty

Mar 29th, 2022 1h 19m

We discuss what it looks like to be too loyal, brand loyalty, flip flopper friends, people who take sides, and the strange things that make us loyal.

S9E1: Anger

Mar 21st, 2022 1h 27m

We stay completely calm while discussing the things that set a fire of rage so deeply into our bellies that we implode.

S8E10: Careers

Mar 9th, 2022 1h 33m

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S8E9: Internet Trends

Feb 22nd, 2022 1h 30m

Daemon brings a list of internet trends and definitely does not rant like an old man about them. Becky defends a horrible trend.

S8E8: Authority

Jan 26th, 2022 1h 32m

Becky steers this week as we talk about her completely unknown issues with authority. Yeah, Daemon laughed too when she said it.

S8E7: 2021 Recap

Jan 19th, 2022 1h 33m

We recap 2021, the year of exclusively growth and great things. Pop culture, politics, and your much-needed Britney breakdown. Becky gets banned on Facebook... again. And Daemon tells a joke that stops Becky in her tracks.

S8E6: Thanksgiving

Nov 24th, 2021 1h 34m

"Didn't they already do a Thanksgiving episode?" Yeah we thought so too, but it turns out we just talk about food a lot. We discuss our top ten list about why Thanksgiving is *THE* holiday to be at, our Thanksgivings growing up, the abomination

S8E5: Disappointment

Nov 17th, 2021 1h 34m

In this episode we talk about the things we have done to completely destroy our relationships. We are moved to tears at our own catastrophic failures as human beings.

S8E4: Boredom

Nov 10th, 2021 1h 20m

The morons discuss the things they've resorted to as a result of boredom, including firearms, feces, and burnout. Thank goodness our spouses don't listen anymore.

Vacation mode

Nov 1st, 2021 4m 41s

We've been in vacation mode for a hot minute, but I am here to regale you fresh off of a trip to the dentist with my clear speech. What up homies

S8E3: Stress

Sep 30th, 2021 1h 35m

Bec and Daem talk about all the sources of stress, how people react in emergencies, how work stress is different than real life stress, and how stress becomes real as you age. They go through the top 10 things that stress people out enough to c

S8E2: Becky

Sep 21st, 2021 1h 10m

Daemon gets sentimental about his cohost Becky in this weeks episode. He expresses his love for her and tells everyone why she's the greatest person ever.

S8E1: Clothing

Aug 31st, 2021 1h 27m

Daemon tells us about his male capsule wardrobe, and Becky talks about her fat friends' castoffs. They talk about what they get sentimental for, and how the grunge movement ruined Daemon's college hookup years irreparably.

S7E10: Stupidity

Aug 24th, 2021 1h 22m

These two idiots talk about idiots: from science deniers to pop culture princesses, grammar fouls to terrible coworkers, everybody gets roasted. Except these two idiots of course.

S7E9: Parents

Aug 10th, 2021 1h 23m

Daemon makes a poignant point about how mothers see their daughters as a reflection of themselves immediately after comparing his father to the top 3 dictators of all time. Daemon and Becky discuss what the limit would be before Menendezing par

S7E8: Lost and Found

Aug 3rd, 2021 1h 26m

We talk about things lost such as friendship, virginity, faith, and objects. Daemon claims Kurt Cobain's death was needed for Nirvana's fame. Then we delve into the things we've found including money, weapons, pornography, and dumpster treasure

S7E7: The Drinking Episode

Jul 27th, 2021 1h 23m

Becky starts off buzzed and gets progressively worse as Daemon just tries to hang on for dear life in this week's episode. We share drinking stories, a recipe for a Wyoming Trash Bag, and a passionate tale of love in a National Park. Grab a c

S7E6: School

Jul 21st, 2021 1h 28m

We strategize on what the ideal school layout would be including the class we'd each create for high school students. Then we lean on our expertise as two people who failed out of school for education... to talk about the flaws of the current s

The Amish

Jul 14th, 2021 2m 38s

Daemon and Becky talk the Amish and the greatest city in the world, in this extremely emotional episode.

S7E5 - Teenagers

Jul 6th, 2021 1h 17m

In this episode we talk about the absurdity of the teenage years. Daemon tells stories about illegal car activities, and Becky discusses showing her nipples to catfishing old men on the internet. We try explain why our kids should learn from

S7E4: Attraction

Jun 29th, 2021 1h 31m

We talk about the law of attraction, what draws us physically to people, and argue about vocal dealbreakers. Becky tries to compliment a coworker while sexually harassing her, and Daemon fills us in on why we have to bomb Japan again. We list o