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Eight, five eighty
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eight. How
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we were calling. You ain't gonna say Joe,
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Joe, we were calling Joe. We're
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calling all this ship. We were calling right now, Chat
0:18
this is the upgrade you said we did. Bro, No,
0:22
motherfucker, you said we had an up grade. We don't
0:25
do no, but go out in the room, Jack Yetta,
0:27
stop lying and flapping, man, you gotta
0:29
stop lying to me, trying to make it saying he was Cavin
0:31
like he's been caring. Why Cavin?
0:33
First of all, the band weren't playing, The mun't
0:36
moved. All the ships were
0:38
in here, y'all for
0:41
what they come out here for? What we're
0:43
in the hallway? Why he said,
0:45
well, what we
0:47
go back? Where we would? We go right back in the goddamn
0:49
room. At least we were safe and we
0:54
just got a window.
0:55
We got an office
0:57
fighting to get Jack Billy, who
1:01
were building all that?
1:08
You lie
1:11
to us, niggas
1:13
be he loves love
1:17
to us because
1:20
niggas be lying. He
1:24
do us niggas
1:27
be He loves to
1:33
niggas be lying. There ass So I
1:36
said, they like he
1:43
liked to us. Oh
1:46
he locked to us. Come on, m
1:49
he locked to us
1:52
high like he locked do we
1:55
wasn't there, got
1:58
office upstairs,
2:01
said he lied to, He
2:05
lied to He
2:08
said that we was downtime, baby,
2:11
moving the rind in
2:15
the other room
2:17
from the last place that we was
2:20
just at last week. He
2:23
lied. He
2:27
looked to us. I
2:30
know what she did. Chat, I know
2:32
why you're thinking this newcause we got
2:35
new floods outside
2:38
the dug. He
2:41
liked to us. He
2:46
liked you you can't hear me just
2:48
like singing on yea like a little I
2:58
want I got like
3:00
this. So even if I hold
3:02
that like it, you're not gonna even
3:06
if the whole that is Dad,
3:11
Wait, could have bought some better equipment. Chat, pikes
3:14
me upgrade, give
3:16
me, give me a microphone and a hold, chase
3:19
me upgrade.
3:23
You think I give the old room
3:25
microphone? I was gonna we
3:28
got a name my phone.
3:30
Hey, I'm just happy. I'm just happy to be here.
3:33
I don't give a funk what we record
3:36
that. Look look, look, look look at it got poked up.
3:38
Come on, man, he lied
3:40
to. You
3:46
lied you that
3:50
I ain't never had this coming out my pocket. Chat. You
3:55
just refused to fun with the equipment today.
3:59
You lied you.
4:04
You hear me Chat all right? Bet you
4:08
got me hooked all this ship chat him
4:11
energetic. You know I moved around.
4:14
You got me hooked like I'm a white child. I
4:20
don't tell her what the funk I might do. Chat
4:25
We got it. Uh, you
4:28
ain't recalled as you recall what out
4:30
the nigga that was? That was fifteen in and it to
4:35
he not you
4:37
be you ready
4:40
being read? I don't know why y'all acting Brandon new. Y'all
4:43
act a brand new y'all. Don't got
4:45
it, y'all we do. I'm gonna come outside in the
4:47
room, y'all brand
4:49
new, the same house.
4:53
Yeah, what y'all
4:55
nigga? What
4:58
y'all nigga is bushy? We
5:00
wanted, Oh
5:03
you want you want the world to know you
5:05
want us alive. Hey,
5:08
y'all, look at this ship. Were
5:11
don't upgrade. We didn't
5:13
move. We're
5:15
playing. Look at the Look at the couch. Get
5:18
the speaker from nineteen
5:23
that's speak from one. They got that speak
5:25
at the hospital. That's
5:28
when they used that. Now new boys, we got
5:30
another one,
5:38
y'all. Like the space he
5:44
going in the office, We
5:46
got office. We'll start in two minutes. Two
5:49
minutes. Well, that dread like a
5:51
goddamn serious killer. All
5:54
right, he did look like he balanced
5:57
depression on
5:59
the hill. Motherfucker with knives and watch
6:02
that nigg got
6:04
a camera, her hand ain't recording. That be the motherfucking
6:06
leaving the comments on your Twitter calling you're a nigger
6:08
with the eer. He'd
6:11
be the one making out of business man I don't like
6:14
black women. It'd be him.
6:17
My boy lowson came in here
6:20
with dis cigarette, pout this life.
6:22
This just lie, that's
6:25
all right. Do you
6:28
can roll the joint right there? You got a
6:30
joint rolling that bit. If you got some people you
6:32
know you can roll your clothing, then just come out right
6:34
now, gangster ship? You know what
6:36
does Vintage one? You know them right
6:39
now? Who you already? No?
6:45
Why are you got I need some
6:47
wet smell coming me
6:50
DVD? Because I need you
6:53
did come and bring the kids with
6:56
smoking good though. With all of
6:58
our folks. Right here on the eighty
7:01
five South Show, we're
7:03
rolling good weed because that's all that
7:05
we need. Right here on the eighty
7:07
five South Show, we got news
7:10
spot. We
7:13
ain't were nowhere, Yeah
7:16
news, we
7:20
just came downstairs. Look
7:22
at our news.
7:26
We ain't win nowhere.
7:28
Look at our news spot.
7:30
Were right here the we just
7:33
came downstairs. Hey,
7:35
welcome back to the eighty five South Show. You ought to know
7:37
what it is that she meant call you
7:43
all? Yeah,
7:46
man, were don't all grid Man, We're gonna let the phone
7:48
know we are grady. Look man, progress
7:50
is a slow process, but we're making
7:53
some progress over here. Welcome to the tramp
7:55
living room everyone. This
7:57
is the tramp living room. Really
8:00
trop and you're in the living room. This is
8:02
where you are beat. That's not that's
8:04
how her nigger sleep on trap couch. It
8:06
ain't no, but Harry Couches stand sitting
8:08
on this where you being
8:11
on him and the wrong Harry
8:13
Couch. But you know on this couch
8:16
to get musty Harry
8:19
Couch is delicious. Yeah.
8:21
You're locked in and lock in in the corner. They can
8:23
talk and they ain't saying nothing for you. And
8:26
they ain't saying nothing for you. Jay,
8:28
were say what's up to the people? Man? Oh
8:32
got a wife? Yeah he talking this season,
8:36
My nigga talking this season this
8:42
spot. We
8:44
ain't were new where, but
8:47
we new spot.
8:51
We came down spot.
8:57
M We ain't we where
9:00
up? We got
9:00
all
9:04
this ship up in hell? Were
9:07
living. We're living. Got
9:09
my boy Denzel. We got Denzel Washington
9:11
on the wall. We got some
9:15
got a nigger who's hiding, but took a good
9:17
a picture. N It
9:19
took a good as pitch in the hot spot. Man,
9:22
and you got us
9:24
show nigga. Put us right here and talk from Yeah.
9:29
That's Marvin Gay right there. He got cheeko head
9:31
on. Yes, do they go? Michael
9:33
blast and we got a baby picture. He man, what
9:35
Mike sent us a baby pitch? We
9:41
got the cugs over there, y'all want to take a look
9:43
over that. Man, you send us a couple. We're
9:45
keeping it real black. Feeling the spirit, Chester
9:48
Higgins Jr. I don't know who you were, Chester.
9:50
We're feeling real black, but we're feeling the spirit.
9:53
Baby, feeling real black. Jay,
9:55
pause it right, quick man. We got to talk
9:57
about this. Black History just has been one of the craziest
10:00
History Month. Out of all the months
10:02
we haven't had, this has been the blackest in the most
10:04
historical bro This motherfucking
10:07
Black History monthy is gonna what
10:10
might happen? Black
10:13
History Month? Crazy
10:18
here in these streets. Man, It's
10:20
the type of capture that in it's okay
10:23
it's a whole talk show now a little
10:25
do. I like the ensemble. Ensemble
10:28
is nice by
10:31
all the clothing brands, racist mother
10:33
broucy up.
10:39
I want to buy that is so high?
10:41
Get the funked up part. I had just bought a month LA's
10:43
sweater the week before this ship. I want
10:46
my ship anyway, did Yeah,
10:48
I ain't give a fun. Ain't that gonna
10:50
backside? Bro all that Racisi gonna
10:52
backside. I'm tell you why. It's gonna take your ship
10:54
like Toyota the backside and some rais
10:57
they ain't riding on a buck raciship.
11:00
They're gonna put some tape over the emb I'm
11:02
not. I'm
11:04
getting that Toyota, don't get I hate niggers,
11:08
Agga to day, Ronald
11:13
b all the clothing brands,
11:15
races as hell. But you say, you say, oh t
11:17
J mag had a said hangings
11:21
that was t J mag Well. I thought that was Bert
11:24
Berry. No Bay got that ship
11:26
too, but they may had like one printed on a T shirt.
11:28
Oh man, man, crazy
11:30
man. They don't funk with us. Many don't funk with
11:32
us, and that's why some niggas gotta come out with
11:35
some goddamn how
11:39
racists? Do you have to be to buy
11:41
nine hundred dollars sweater? What's some monkey
11:44
lips on? You got to be racist in them?
11:46
Now? What's some monkey
11:49
lips? Some big monkey lip?
11:51
Bro? Like, come on, but do you gotta understand? But I've
11:53
seen niggas in the tod I
11:55
said, look at these niggers.
11:58
What we're doing in there? I'm walking back.
12:02
I don't walk a pass if they're being mad. I was thinking
12:04
about how all the guches I got this as I've seen
12:07
that you got. You got a whole bunch
12:09
of ships. I got shoes. Ain't even like, Bro, why
12:11
did they do that? Bro? I got to sell
12:13
all the ship and gets what I'm doing. You found something bad.
12:16
I'm saying all my wife, not
12:19
half the half
12:21
you d I'm
12:23
talking about all my ship going on, my gulches,
12:26
my produm nigg my birdberry nigga, my favorite
12:28
birdberry. Think I had them on the day I had
12:30
him on the day I with my girl had listen,
12:33
I didn't even know nigger I had them on. I'm like, baby,
12:36
she said, what can't
12:38
he wit? Easy? Damn? Put
12:41
them in my pocket. But I got to sell them too, Bro, I
12:43
got my products, my gulches, my
12:46
birdberry, all the ship going on seal, and half
12:49
of the proceeds going to all the schools in the neighborhood.
12:51
What you're doing with the other hand, put that ship back in my
12:53
pipe. That's
12:56
don't get you at least gonna get the schools. Hey,
12:58
yeah, I ain't finished me like, well, ship, I'm making money
13:01
out there now. And then I was thinking about whoever
13:03
buy my ship, get two three chicks to any show that in
13:05
the state. They in what I'm saying. So
13:07
they're like, I don't need
13:09
to get in test with me. Is when they need to get in test with me. When
13:11
I'm putting them on. Fuckers up for okay,
13:14
okay, you know,
13:17
then't wait, you know and give me about a
13:19
week, they're gonna be up, gonna
13:21
be see you
13:23
know about they
13:26
gotta go listen those we got the rock with the
13:28
culture bro. I feel like at
13:30
the point, like I don't we're going on. We
13:33
just got rock with the culture bro. Like if a nigga
13:35
say they ain't sucking with it, they don't give
13:37
a damn how bad we want to fun with it. We gotta be
13:39
like fucking nigga, Bro, you feeling that's
13:41
your nigga saying, Bronna funk
13:43
with you and you come spending it. Na
13:47
gonna nigga swearter, he don't funk with you, But
13:49
you gotta nigga like me who doing
13:52
everything for the culture. My ticket thirty
13:54
five, you're like, God damn dec
13:57
love you think. Oh think
14:00
you get a hug at my show? Your
14:02
girl get a picture, your feel
14:04
me, I get the jone, your little on safe time,
14:07
you get all that fortify. But I'm too
14:09
hot. I'm too hot, but
14:12
you gotta make it. Who don't fun with you? You're going there and
14:15
give them three chicks? That's
14:17
bus. Come on, we gotta
14:19
do better. So just to take a practice show
14:22
and three, I don't take three
14:25
thous think we're gonna be the only ones you
14:28
know who this podcas who don't
14:30
spend three thousand dollars on enoughing. Hey,
14:32
but you'll be there without ain't name bro were dead, we'd be going
14:34
crazy on stage. God damn, that's
14:39
give myself enough credit on our own show. That's
14:43
the whole goddamn first time we've been going stupid.
14:46
I'm talking about going dumb, dumb, dump I'm
14:48
serial killer, slid back
14:50
like the killer. But we heard.
14:55
Man, what the hell you been the folks been asking about you
14:57
ain't been in the studio and they're working. Man, ain't
15:00
no we we you know we went outside, I
15:02
ain't up. Yeah, a
15:05
lot of space brow last
15:08
space we used to walk through before we get to the
15:10
old. This is like n we
15:12
never knew this hallway had so much potential. Y'all
15:15
clean it up too clean? You
15:19
know what I'm saying. Ain't bullshit? Do I
15:21
speaking work right now? Bam? Not
15:23
at all? Man. I mean I think everything
15:26
in this bit work. It just takes a little bit of sucking
15:28
around. Man, if you with it, work
15:31
a little a little tweaking too. I missed,
15:33
I missed the spot. Man. What's I mean? Going on Granding
15:38
eighty five? Self show? Ship? You know
15:40
what the business here? Laugh show some
15:44
of your favorite laugh show moments? Man,
15:47
I got so many, bro, I can't even I damn
15:49
it. Every show. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I just can't
15:51
even see it there. I know Alabama
15:53
was crazy the whole star though, Alabama.
15:56
Then we're gonna catch hell. Look people, That's
15:58
what I'm trying to mobile, a hard
16:00
draft, crash, the hard draft with the mobile
16:02
show on the crash. We're still working on it. We're
16:04
doing everything that's
16:07
not lost yet. And
16:10
look, we've got people who reached out to
16:12
try to help us with that. Joe, if you got video,
16:14
put them, send them up. We'll put them on together.
16:16
What one of the social media is, you're
16:18
not on Joe?
16:22
Show him your face, Joe showing your
16:24
face so they know what you look like. Joe, Joe,
16:27
show him your face. Joe, shan him
16:29
your face. No, show
16:31
him. You gotta calls like so the real you come.
16:34
Come on, Joe, Bro, it ain't
16:36
my fault that you look like that. Joe Colon Nigga.
16:39
Definitely come out there, but pop your head in,
16:41
Joe. You know how you're gonna doing. Do
16:44
the producer ship. No,
16:51
he is not that nigger who's sing the as
16:53
Fact song. That is not him. That
16:55
is not child has got Me, not cow,
16:57
that's not him. Stupid, that
17:00
is not from Bernard, that is not into
17:02
them, just
17:06
like Burno from Sesament Street though he's like Bird
17:10
of Joe Man Man. My favorite laugh show
17:12
moment still ain't nothing funnier than when you
17:15
picked that microphone up and they had the auto tune
17:18
that I felt like the most, like most
17:21
child has, however, been like when I
17:23
from not first because I never had that ship.
17:25
When I grab you could tell it was like something
17:28
took over to me. Soon. I say, we
17:34
bring it, man,
17:36
we'll bring it. You gotta go get that anything.
17:40
He doing some side and
17:43
looked salt. Yeah.
17:45
That she was funny. And then when they grab them stupid
17:48
they had boots. So I want
17:50
to say, my favorite, one of my favorite ones. When you told
17:52
that girl she's a terrible
17:54
doctor. You
17:56
said, I know it. That sounds bad,
17:58
but he said, didn't type of talk
18:01
to your granddaddy. Your
18:05
granddaddy commit suicide is oh
18:07
my goodness broke hilarious,
18:12
hilarious. And that's why people he
18:14
was sending that mother he
18:19
fed up life over
18:24
is stupid. Oh much
18:26
love to allers man who've
18:29
been supporting. I don't
18:32
tell about coming out from state to state.
18:35
Yes my head, fu, look don't worry about
18:37
it. It don't matter you're going through coming out. I
18:39
ain't gonna do ship. I just need to see a bother.
18:43
I appreciate all your motherfucker to come from state
18:45
state to come rock with him. Man, you know what I'm saying, There's always
18:47
be the people that stand out to the motherfucker's will be like,
18:49
Man, I came from something where far as
18:53
I came to the what you we have
18:55
to have somebody to come to a show and come to another
18:57
showing, stay checked
19:00
up like a show you anyway? I
19:03
mean real Christians, like real feedback.
19:06
Get me to show
19:10
what man? You just sleep? But
19:13
now we appreciate all the mother is what
19:15
we're doing for. Man, you know what I mean? We got some shows
19:17
coming up on ya? What we got?
19:21
Charles Charleston? No
19:24
fun? Was that? Hold up? Man? What the
19:26
funk was that? That was happy for? You?
19:30
See the movie? You don't know what that period people
19:32
was happy? What do you do? I Charleston?
19:37
South Carolina? Stupid?
19:40
Okay, yeah you got I repeat what he
19:42
said, y'all up town to
19:48
It's gonna be cold. The weed is trash,
19:50
Yes it is, yes, yes
19:54
it is? Boy? What
19:56
the first show, Nashvill even
20:00
up the second show? First show,
20:02
I would have sold out? Got the sex show? Come on? Now?
20:04
Who might have to do three shows? And then it's
20:06
real niggers out there? Can
20:09
ill turn that light down? God damn. Can't
20:13
you see mont right down? What's
20:16
the date? Okay?
20:19
Put him on? Can we ate a Joe? Can
20:21
we have more going up the screen as we see it? Yeah,
20:24
they'd be like you said, it'd be typing
20:26
it. That should be fine. Check
20:29
check the floor, check the flow. June
20:33
Thart of Mini Apples Minnesota nine
20:40
The Fashion techt where August
20:44
Nice mash Kentucky, mash and Tucket
20:46
mash Kentucky. That sounds like that
20:49
sounds like some freaking ship. Just mash ticket
20:52
teckt Hey
20:55
man, where do you hide your dick? I'm just mashing
20:57
tugget kind.
21:01
That's hilarious. Contract just
21:04
n oh yeah we got because
21:09
yeah, bro, we really all
21:11
over the place you want
21:15
you don't you,
21:19
nigga? You
21:22
don't toy like a motherfucker. Shout
21:24
out to Mike, Shout out the little dude, roll man
21:28
O g funk with that man. You know Chico on tour
21:30
too White
21:34
the motherfucking show. You
21:37
know what you're coming in to? Hey man, that's
21:39
I don't move in
21:42
your slides. I ain't
21:44
gonna sit
21:48
swill come up. But that nigga
21:50
made a song. Really Jet cuts the motherfuckers out
21:52
they got another one smile bit, they got
21:54
another hit pull up, pull
21:56
up, hit pull up. Oh
21:59
yeah, I can't wait for the weather they get. You know what I'm
22:01
saying that, and then we have a drop talk.
22:03
I'm thinking about a donk man, wait till they started getting
22:05
the day parties jumped off, put up, gonna
22:07
be on the number one rotation. I'm gonna
22:09
get a donk that's what you want. I just
22:12
want to rast on some teatops or something. Taddy
22:15
niggers up this song. I'm gonna get what old school. I'm
22:17
tiddy called you calling on my fucking nerves every
22:20
day called, and I'm gonna get the old school. I
22:22
still got my old school? What you get?
22:25
Oh no, she
22:27
kind of I got it. I got
22:29
a new drunk shout out to my sending
22:32
name trans am that bit
22:34
hard. Yeah that's
22:36
how I'm ring. Shout out to my core
22:39
vets with y'all along
22:41
way. Yeah, damn having
22:43
to call you got but you got about thirteen about
22:46
t about that.
22:50
My boy's a real collective. Damn that
22:52
other ship you can't tell and then't
22:54
don't get a call. But he hit my hes
22:56
telling you what you think?
23:02
Eighth one I say, but he's now a collector.
23:04
You're a collector. I have to give you that. You
23:07
know first of all, you know your ship, even
23:09
knowing the models and all that. I'm about to brought
23:11
that shop twin and put the eighth, and that motherfucker
23:14
put them the twins, gonna put the mother.
23:17
Then I gotta switch you over the fuel and jected, because
23:19
don't know about the funk with that. Let me tell you something. If I was
23:22
buying the car from you, the ship that you said
23:24
on the car, probably ain't he on the car. But
23:26
since as you said, it's on the car, I believe
23:28
I wouldn't because I wouldn't even know what the funk
23:31
on the car. Because man, when you're selling the car,
23:33
man, that's that's your life. If you use
23:35
a dirty motherfucker, it's gonna show what
23:37
you're laying. Shouldn't
23:39
have a lot of youth for you to want this bullsh
23:41
it. Ain't that type of nigger? Right? Man's
23:45
is not as I told you, that did
23:47
what it is? Right type of nigga
23:49
I meant to give me. Man, wrong, I guess that's your
23:51
Mississippi. Because you can't fake nothing. It's too
23:53
little. It's too little because of
23:56
them all they put on their motherfucker ship,
23:58
run and a nigg
24:00
In Atlantica, fine, you might not see him
24:02
for four years, but in
24:05
Mississippi you're seeing that nigga later
24:07
on that day he got a good
24:09
hour for Are you gonna add that? I
24:12
know what their grandmother's say. I know where it's the
24:14
word mama. I know where
24:16
a little brother go to school. How this nigga
24:18
gonna have for me? It
24:20
ain't a bunch of It ain't a bunch
24:22
of But I'm just saying, you don't
24:24
get to me over like that. Man. We just always
24:27
real people that no nigga for this and just
24:29
hide in the house all looking
24:33
at the blind because
24:35
in Mississippi, in places you got to go. I'm
24:38
gonna see you at Walmart. I'm gonna
24:40
see you at work on or
24:42
ask wherever you had. You're gonna get salt.
24:46
You're gonna get You're gonna get seen.
24:48
But you're gonna get salt. And the
24:50
same time, and like you
24:52
said, I remember I had not for this nigga.
24:55
What counter bit? One time? I
24:57
see that like a year later, but
25:00
then get what he's saying. I say,
25:02
the nigga I was like that crag called on that side of
25:04
time will for next a minute. So I'm like, okay,
25:06
it might be a chad so happening. I see
25:08
the nigga, I say, okay, you
25:11
know what I mean. You know I'm
25:13
gonna reach if. I was like, you're
25:15
like, boa up by that ship. What's
25:17
up? He talked about I see you doing your
25:19
time. I'm like, hey, yeah, he's talking about
25:22
ain't Yeah I did that little what you
25:24
know? You know what you did back to the day. I was like, yeah,
25:27
I know what I did. Me. You're
25:29
like, ain't trimming on this ship, man, you know what you're doing.
25:32
Damn, that's
25:34
when you know you didn't made it. He better
25:37
let me ride. I want for to pay you. I
25:39
only felt famous this weekend. You
25:41
know why the motherfucker's Arabs
25:44
who were running the gas stations, let me use the
25:46
bathroom there. My whole
25:48
life, they've been telling me, ain't no bad for room. In that
25:50
bit, I got yes,
25:53
you go, yes. It
25:56
looked like somebody dad in that bit. I
25:58
see why they're on letting up about to use the bathroom.
26:01
They're embarrassed because there's some nasty motherfucker
26:03
man that ship the
26:06
bathroom. Salt ain't nothing like the
26:09
gassy. You could be shipped
26:11
and they'd be like, you know what I justf
26:14
before. That's how you know the motherfucker
26:16
nasty if you won't even ship
26:18
in there on myself before
26:21
I go to a gas. And that's human nature.
26:23
Though you gotta be in somewhere clean to do the
26:26
nasty. This ship that you're ever gonna do possible.
26:28
Man, let me tell this, but this is thing though,
26:30
this is one, this one I don't like about it. When you ask
26:33
them can I use the bathroom, they'd be like, oh
26:35
no, the bathroom it's no good. Do you see the more
26:37
fun coming out? You like my nigga? But
26:41
you donna make me still like your that what you're
26:43
gonna make me do? Don't
26:46
do that? I hae. Another thing said this man,
26:48
we take care of your store. Make sure you watch the young things.
26:50
I know they wow, but they're gonna make sure don't nobody
26:52
come in his motherfucker. He's like, anytime
26:55
you use the bathroom at the gas that she'd be tempted
26:58
to steal some juice or something, because they always hell the
27:00
juicers down in the hallway. But do
27:02
you think that you do you think that
27:05
big ass circle. Motherfucker here looking at you,
27:07
You're looking at him. You're like, damn, they're gonna reflect
27:09
her. Fuck you, motherfucker.
27:12
I see steal podcast
27:15
right here for niggas who don't steal. But
27:17
we will get your lass if you get caught
27:19
slipping. Real talk. Sometimes you're
27:24
slipping, like, Bro, who phone is there?
27:28
Don't no matter? Want to fall? They're
27:31
gonna make me still like I don't know. Please
27:34
get this ship, Please get the phone. So
27:36
when you put in your part, are you seeing phones? Shouts
27:40
No, nohones, ain't
27:43
sehones's
27:45
to vote. Let me get my grub
27:48
hoops matter shout
27:51
out to all the people who've been since
27:54
we've been in Steve Studio. They're
27:57
making my rug. Just time to
27:59
smoke the red. It
28:02
is we at the
28:04
point of the show where you should be looking for your
28:06
road. It's timing my grohood
28:12
morel Hey
28:14
man, you're a musical's dining in my
28:17
red head. Mother.
28:22
You've been working on some music. What
28:24
you got coming out next? What's the name of my
28:27
time to drop the visions
28:29
for the for the current music in the track socause they
28:32
see me do comedy all the time. I don't really see me
28:34
do music. They just hear me do music. You
28:36
see me, So I gotta let them see me,
28:39
you know what I so you know how that ship going?
28:42
My redd, my
28:45
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28:49
that time the music off. This is serious business,
28:52
Hey, fellas, grown
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see that I got you. But you
30:36
know I just come up with melity to get on
30:38
my teacher, nerd. I can see that I
30:41
won't know, terrible black kid, I was. I want to
30:44
know you know what I'm saying. I was
30:46
annoying. I'm like, Beach, if you if
30:49
you reason why I got my ad wood last night?
30:51
Oh me, and you're Claire, I did? Can
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I get a pencil, Beach?
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I'm ready to girl, what's
31:01
gonna tell the president? I'm
31:04
being disrupted, mitche, I'm
31:06
saying it high
31:08
on my red. You
31:12
interrupted education they probably
31:15
had in the world dumb as fuck. Damn
31:20
that was me. I'm
31:22
coming to Claire trying to learn. I'm coming to Claire. They're
31:24
trying to turn this bit up. Come on, must
31:26
loved. All the teachers out there
31:28
teaching and stuff, giving
31:30
them kids a good learning, a good edgication.
31:33
That's hard right now because the kid do be making
31:35
them teach right, this
31:37
ain't high Back in the day that they teacher was fight morf
31:40
to getting class and knowing mama
31:42
who's on to over? They was trying their best.
31:45
The kids that ain't I
31:48
feel what you're saying. Let me sum it up. When
31:50
you're saying for them kids, but fun them
31:53
kids thinking
31:57
about something my middle school finished it down. They
32:00
ain't being a parent kind of trick it though, bro,
32:02
because you don't never know like what this kid is
32:05
like. What if you have a child
32:08
and then you raising them and they everything you
32:10
don't like about I just told my part.
32:12
I said, Bro, what if your child grow up and don't love you
32:19
that real? Bro? I know, like the white
32:22
Kidbra, think about why I d every day
32:24
and having a bad life? Right he killing
32:27
mama, love him,
32:29
Mama. I'm not what the fuck he love
32:31
me, daddy, And they said, oh man, he
32:33
was all American. They had everything. They had boats,
32:35
they had yalls, tripped here and there,
32:38
they was in the church. They were for
32:42
nothing just and then went to court and said I did
32:45
it. It was like probably about
32:47
a bit you were found streak stupid.
32:49
But come
32:51
on, man, bro I told I want
32:54
to live my daughter dad, and I if
32:57
you hething mocking, that
33:06
should have put that my early beause
33:08
I am fighting for you every day we leave
33:10
it. Though. Don't you ever think I don't little, you don't
33:13
go for what. Don't ever come in your mind
33:15
and be like all a little my parents like that
33:17
ship is stupid, especially
33:20
people who got like a lot of kids, because
33:22
I know, because I know that
33:24
you forget about one of them every now and
33:26
then, like I know, like safety and you've got fat.
33:30
It's one that you always actuallyently
33:32
forget about like I got here one,
33:34
two or three, because you don't never really look directly
33:37
at him. You just kind of like count them up and leave, right.
33:40
You know, it's a problem when you got to assign I don't know the
33:42
child to your other child, right and listen you okay,
33:47
because I ain't worried about him like that. Okay, I
33:49
want to call it your name, and when I call your name, don't
33:51
call it both of y'all. Bro. We were talking about the last
33:54
episode how broke We It was was
33:56
growing up, how broke as parents treated
33:58
up? Man, I got a story.
34:00
But you you you kind of turned up even
34:02
though you said in the hood ad everything. Yeah,
34:05
we still got treated. I know you still got treated.
34:08
We still got treated for no reach. Put that ship
34:10
down like those words hunt me. Those
34:13
was my MoMA famous words. Put
34:16
that ship down right
34:19
in the counter, like she would
34:21
wait. She would let us walk right ass
34:23
ship all the way up to the county, then
34:29
just leave it. And then sometimes
34:31
she would just slick. Sometimes she'll slipped
34:33
the ship after after ship and not even
34:36
then we get to the house, like I
34:38
put that ship back, not
34:41
baying that ship. Always
34:45
want something? What
34:48
the fun was that? Parents always mad at
34:58
the time about getting looking for She now was looking
35:01
for and ain't there
35:03
now y'all
35:05
gonna quit asking me for ship? My
35:08
parents oh all they said, Man,
35:10
but my parents start and started my head.
35:13
That forty dollars was
35:16
high. When I say hi, I
35:18
mean, like, listen to me, bro, I
35:21
don't matter. I don't live that how quick if you came from zero
35:24
to forty, my parents made seem like you came
35:26
from zero too. You see what I'm
35:28
saying. Nigga, Remember when academics
35:30
was out, Nigga Blue parents
35:32
would be thirty two ninety nine
35:35
Burlington coat factory with
35:37
the brown tag, Nigga, the vanilla
35:39
brown tag if you ever shot that burger
35:41
the coat. All the tags we like, but
35:44
the vanilla photo kind Now she
35:46
was third and two, nine and nine, Nigga. My dad
35:48
will be like, how
35:52
you being in like dollar?
35:55
Is it a lot? Like? But what did your back? What
35:58
thear shure? Nigga always
36:02
been that top like that? He's like THEO,
36:05
huh, it's a lot. Ship My
36:07
need to be looking for like ten
36:10
I used to be serfs and I'm said, I don't see no ten.
36:13
That ain't no ain't
36:16
no tell. He said, you need
36:18
to find someone with ships, dollars dollar
36:21
that black
36:23
kids can't relate to me. You ever
36:25
had some ship tap like one
36:28
of your toys or some ship tap and you get
36:30
in trouble for the ship Chad
36:34
did over that b Hey,
36:38
I picked that bits up? The
36:41
dollar shipping
36:44
of you know, old old folks, Cause like that shipping
36:46
off, shipping off, put back what
36:49
a ten dollar pans? Look, I'm like one ten he
36:51
said, oh yeah, well
36:54
look like that too. He said that it
36:56
too. I'm like, what I
36:58
need to be looking for? Look with some tiens.
37:01
But you didn't tell me because these
37:04
are what the kids are wearing. What's going on? What
37:06
am I supposed to be looking for? Because everything
37:09
I picked up in too high? What the funk am
37:11
I supposed to wear? That's some black
37:13
parents ship everything I picked
37:15
up his high. I mean, I like this. He's like ship
37:18
on, shiitting on, shipping on, shipping
37:20
on. When you got hill, then they're
37:22
gonna tell everybody. Man, I took them for that
37:24
and then them got them shoes finished something. Not bro,
37:31
bro, my dad should be like thirty two dollars. But
37:35
the ship hello ship that
37:39
gun ship down? That thing started
37:41
looking around, They're like, you need ship? What
37:44
have ten dollar pants here? Huh? Shipping
37:46
on? Hello? Ten dollar
37:48
pants? The dollar Hey
37:51
bro, hey, bro, hey,
37:53
brog,
37:57
I'm so man. Growing up black was
37:59
hard then the motherfucker I'm tight. It
38:03
had to be. I'm tight, bron
38:06
ship. Now
38:09
what I used to be like, what is
38:11
it a lot? He's like, he shipping
38:14
on? What a
38:18
lot? He't count
38:20
it? He
38:23
said, see how long can take it? God?
38:26
Damn? We
38:28
go to foot log right, Oh, kids
38:31
buying Jay's all that. I
38:34
pointed that, you know, at for one this before I can buy
38:36
for warm. I said that, let me get
38:38
the for warm. He said, what I'm out here
38:44
shipping on? He
38:48
said, well we're going to pay that. Hey,
38:52
my dad took me to pay that man. He
38:56
said, what side you up? I said? He
38:58
said sad? She said, all
39:00
the side of Twitter right here. He said, nah, go
39:03
down there because
39:05
he said, now you see they got the sticker hanging at
39:07
the boxes. I want you to go down there and
39:10
you pick out about eight different shoes.
39:12
I'm gonna shoot you what sixty fives? I
39:15
mean that's just got boxes nigga, none
39:18
name brand shoes. They're like Phoe
39:20
ninety nine. Now I come back
39:22
without twelve In the mimutes, he said, now look that's
39:25
sixty five verses, wasn't pair sixty
39:28
five? He said, I wish one
39:30
smarter one
39:32
pair tweter pill. I said
39:34
twadd but d he said, shipping you've
39:36
been I was
39:38
like that t pay less shoes. Hey
39:43
the school. But bro
39:46
bro Bro, I didn't get
39:48
a fun They made me like that like
39:50
my parents went on their ship. They want minal clothes.
39:52
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night. I never given I thought I had Team
41:47
Nick third grade.
41:49
Never get all the key head team. I said, Dad, I'm gonna
41:51
get some. He said teen. He said, what a look like? I said,
41:53
needed books. They got the sold on, They got
41:55
the cheese, he said. He said, He
41:58
said, well, do they got to had a tree? I
42:01
ain't attention. I ain't know what
42:04
he's saying. I was like, I don't know that it might you
42:06
know what I mean, But they got to have something on the side.
42:08
We go, so well, we get some
42:10
black shoes. It looked like Tim I
42:13
don't go with nobody say they Tim, you did
42:15
what I'm saying. I went him bit to the school in
42:17
the day. Everybody got their teams. Don't got my black boo.
42:19
They're like, oh, let Jill got the teams.
42:22
Let tell got the Oh,
42:26
come come in the john and said, hold
42:28
on, put your for around, that's in the Jim. Why
42:31
you got mountains on the side of your team. Oh,
42:34
hent got the fake teams.
42:36
Oh he got the Eastness, but
42:40
had the mountains, the one with the
42:42
three mountains on the side. Nigga,
42:47
Nigga had the one with the three mountains on the side.
42:49
But I ain't had I ain't
42:51
had it. Ain't had a team. I ain't had a treat. I
42:54
had the mountain mom fo mountain
42:56
View or something. Mountain View. Yes, they call
42:58
Eastern mountain View. They
43:01
wasn't Eastland because my
43:03
last time wearing the moothes and you don't you know, they're still
43:05
in the same spot of my dad's house, still
43:08
in the same back. I said that that fun look
43:11
you brought with him in the third grade, ain't never want them. I
43:14
had a hunted, a hunted childhood. I
43:17
ain't never had to do that. The
43:21
two. I'm never she did that a lot.
43:24
She shook its
43:30
dollar. But father is cheap than a motherfucker.
43:33
B huh. Bro
43:36
listen, bro, it didn't even matter. But you know how much money
43:39
the dollar was worth that then, though, Bro,
43:42
it don't matter what you mean. A
43:44
forty back then was afford
43:47
to your feet of family. Remember when your dad
43:49
gave you twenty dollars you thought he was a good father. Hey,
43:53
but that should last you the whole week. Boy, I
43:55
shouldn't remember.
43:57
Remember your eyes get bigger, and when you see a black,
44:00
this is I
44:04
used to be my You're that starting
44:06
that motherfucker black. You gotta break it. I ain't
44:08
gonna break your mother around. I'm gonna keep your mother
44:13
the breaking. You're like, I'm gonna keep this fifty
44:17
break and fifty. Look, keep this twitty.
44:22
Now you're back, bro. I
44:24
remember remember when I was about
44:26
ten, my dad give me some money, give me like
44:28
a fifth it. I then I thought he sold dope.
44:31
Hell yeah, see, I see
44:33
my daddy was good for holiday. That weren't good
44:35
for holiday. My mom was hyping it up to like
44:37
give me that money. You don't need all that money. You
44:40
don't even need all that money. I don't know why
44:43
he'd be giving y'all so much money. I
44:47
got a fifth in my brother gotta were
44:50
even like my daddy got money sniggers.
44:54
Ain't even got a daddy broke. He's
44:56
so good. He got a fifty. What
45:02
we're gonna do, we don't even know we're gonna We're
45:04
gonna save this money because we always got fum
45:08
y'all broke. My
45:10
brother was the Jito. He used to be able to save
45:13
money for so long. Just keep
45:15
it. My brother saved money so good.
45:17
My mama didn't even know. I promise you this
45:19
is a true story on my life. My mama was
45:23
doing putting some clothing
45:25
my little brother drill. This man
45:27
had about three hundred loose as dollar
45:30
just all up in there, just
45:33
scattered all in the bout. He will never spend
45:35
no money, bro he still like that. Let
45:38
me tell you one thing, my dadd Yeah, I
45:40
had started saved. He said, my
45:42
day of blood because they tell my asking something that I
45:44
always have asked to
45:47
the money gave. You know what I'm saying any
45:49
times about you know and moving him to the money
45:51
game. We won't shoot
45:54
because I gave your money. Sho do need
45:56
to go. Happened to the money? Get now
45:59
that in your school work? I said, after
46:01
that money? Yeah, I said, shaid
46:04
I had that money. Then my MoMA, he says
46:06
he had a problem. Will not give
46:08
your money to dave mom. That's
46:12
that's black dad. He's
46:14
say he's a if I give you some money
46:16
and then tell your mama, watch I know you keep
46:18
it. Nig I
46:20
call that nigga back two days later they
46:22
got need some more money, and I ain't
46:25
telling my mama. Nigga, you
46:27
ever spoke to your problem?
46:31
It was me. I've been the problem. I've
46:34
been spending it every time you
46:37
give it to me. It just when
46:40
you're black. Dad. You were spoke to your dad
46:42
and he hits you with it. Ain't got no guydamn money
46:44
ain't that Ain't got no. I'm just speaking.
46:47
I'd rather have them conversations with my dad. My dad
46:49
had all the time, called
46:51
heaven for getting fun out, will daddy.
46:56
I'm like John who
47:00
Joel who? Yo? Son? He
47:03
took my wind Betty?
47:08
What's she from? I said, well, I'll be down.
47:12
What's he from? What
47:15
what's he? Froll? Man?
47:18
What's twin?
47:23
I don't hey, you forget me. I
47:26
hope I get the little that long just so
47:28
even if I don't handle that ship, I'm acting like
47:30
I get remember
47:34
remember who
47:38
who is that? Who is that? Go
47:40
fish? Twink twink? A little
47:43
phobe angry now
47:47
popular way. Even
47:51
old folks who ain't crazy crazy here,
47:53
like they started talking to you about some ship that
47:55
they know you ain't old enough. No nothing. You
47:58
never when we went down to the right
48:00
and we asked some corn, what
48:04
and you had two tomad and and
48:07
you won? You still
48:09
play baseball? What are
48:12
you? Hey?
48:15
Man was so fun broker, he got
48:17
all the time too right so so
48:20
so he'd be enthusiastic on the same
48:22
part. It's like, yeah, he'd
48:25
be like, I remember we was on the jack, but
48:28
we just still like them dreams. Your
48:30
daddy was greaty, Yeah, we're
48:35
gonna have to go to the drains.
48:37
We're gonna have to volunteer. And you
48:39
keep talking about all the people. Man,
48:42
they're gonna hear this ship and flag guys show
48:45
I don't get that. My family, what
48:49
if what if they do get mad? What
48:51
if they get mad? They'd be like, man, funk y'all for talking
48:53
about all hammel And then they forget
48:56
because they're gonna forget, then
49:00
they forget. Stupid, we
49:03
apologize for what, No,
49:06
man, don't even worry about it. People
49:10
sensitive, man, you can't talk about nobody no more
49:12
nobody. Afflictions can't get talked about
49:18
open masses. And I'm telling you that's
49:20
where we're at now. Bro, we're living in a very sensitive
49:22
time. You gotta be real careful what you say. And
49:24
that's what it is. But if you've got people in your family,
49:26
bro, that's whatever you're talking about. I don't give
49:28
a fuck. Everything I have to say
49:31
it has it has a source to it. So
49:33
didn't talk like, oh that's fun. Look I'm not
49:35
gonna come on my house. Letn't start to show you how really
49:37
fucked up. It is perfect
49:40
time, Like nig I got to live
49:42
with the ship like the baby, and they've got to talking
49:45
that because they think it's bad because
49:47
you never ran across. And I'm like, they think we'll hit
49:49
you with your head. Bro, this ain't think
49:51
around here. Who I'm talking about my uncle
49:54
all the time on yours and
49:56
forgetting he swung on you. This would be the perfect
49:58
time to talk about how niggas
50:01
be lying all the
50:03
time that ship seemed to be going around like
50:09
nigga didn't laugh for no goddamn reason. You
50:13
trying to manifest it, but they don't be understanding time.
50:15
When you try to manifest it, you just can't laugh. You're
50:17
speaking to exist. You can't do
50:21
it. Don't tell me a lat if I'm
50:23
just living my life, mind in my business. Don't
50:25
volunteer to tell me. No goddamn lae.
50:27
Leave me a funk alone. I hate
50:30
unsolicited. They lack. You know, a lie
50:32
to me about some ship. Ain't even ask
50:34
you about like what just some random
50:36
man ship. I'm gonna sun with you later on? Why
50:39
what the fund you say that you
50:41
didn't funk with me today? What
50:44
you what you mean later on? Every
50:46
time I see you, it's the same
50:49
ship. You just laugh or
50:51
what about that? What's going on? I'm not your
50:54
what you with you? You
50:56
know you told that being I was a whole
50:58
ass nigger because you wanted to. And she
51:01
told me, I ain't tell you that because
51:03
ain't the type of nigga that's gonna run back and tell
51:05
a nigga what another motherfucker told me.
51:07
I just gonna sunk with you. You
51:10
that nigga or nigga said they're gonna call you
51:12
back. No you're not. Just say you got
51:14
to go because
51:16
we don't know how petty I might get the
51:18
wrong lot. Don't be out here there, goddamn
51:21
laing I did
51:23
that. But that's trying to tell, mother fucker, you ain't
51:26
got to lie, have the
51:28
laugh, you ain't got a lot of kicking for what now
51:33
We just know we
51:36
can't trust nothing around you. They don't leave
51:38
that weed over that that nigga might still because he laughed
51:40
so much. I
51:43
don't need they'll be like, you need gonna,
51:46
I need going for huh huh
51:48
huh, I need going for you
51:51
got tom You're
51:54
straight? Okay. Other
51:58
than that, they don't there, don't go on, get
52:01
out my taste. Don't
52:06
get me No, I'm just don't know. Trying to be churnys
52:09
Nick tell me the truth my ship sight
52:11
shout out to the business who got to make up on the elbow
52:15
seemed like answable where
52:19
everybody got the resident because
52:23
they really grew up in the project. Hey,
52:29
how y'all doing y'all good? Yeah?
52:33
Most definitely at twelve o'clock, y'all
52:37
every night at twelve o'clock, d
52:40
C turned into a well warf. No,
52:44
I'm just praying twelve o'clock. I think the Lord help
52:46
me see another day. He did, because
52:49
it is because yesterday was taking nineteen
52:52
minutes ago. What
52:54
if you that on accident because the Lord forgot
52:57
to put you another day in. You've
53:00
got every intention of waking up and oh,
53:02
ship, my niggas call, get your ways
53:04
up. Ain't your time? Nick?
53:09
What did you get to heaven? And Jesus man, you did?
53:11
What then you doing here? You
53:14
ain't supposed to be here. The nigga
53:16
shot you out. Oh
53:19
so they're killing my real niggas now.
53:22
Oh, nigga, you ain't even reach your protection.
53:25
Yeah, you ain't even told them niggas to start
53:27
following me in God damn
53:29
it. Fuck
53:32
come on in here, man, you snod ain't. I ain't
53:34
mad at you. You just ain't supposed to
53:36
be here yet. Fuck punk
53:40
man. This Carlo loves this punk. Yeah,
53:44
that's all the niggas who got killed before they
53:46
was supposed to. My Luke king over there,
53:51
ship brilliant.
53:55
Tell my dad, I don't give a funk I run
53:57
ship too. It's the fun
54:00
of the sun and the holl of ghost I thought my motherfucking
54:02
were around. Save the funk. I want
54:04
to save ship. Who told you
54:06
niggas on earth not to cuss anyways?
54:10
Stop believing every goddamn thing. You
54:12
know who the funk I am because I made you sicker
54:15
and ship now
54:18
I'm big it. Get your motherfucking home off
54:20
me, ma'am tired of it. Every time I
54:22
looked up another nigga who dad who ain't
54:24
supposed to be there. Look at all he's
54:26
got damn kids up there? Fuck?
54:29
What type of nigga shoot a kid? Stupid?
54:33
My God is sicker as ship, bro. That was
54:35
brilliant. H
54:44
And they wonder how we beat at home, Like
54:47
how y'all lived at the house, the
54:49
trap living room. That was brilliant, he
54:52
said, I want to do Jesus be like what like
54:56
what you want? The room and shooting
54:58
real niggas. This is I
55:01
was brilliant. Oh hilarious,
55:07
hey man, Not
55:09
to stay fast, shown what
55:11
you get. It's for niggas
55:13
who don't know if they're going to heaven yet. I
55:16
think everybody going to heaven because I ain't no more
55:18
hell, Bro, ain't
55:20
no more hell. What's worse than this ship? I
55:24
feel like if you black, you automatically going to heaven.
55:26
This is the hardest level living black.
55:29
Being black is like putting your life for all
55:31
men. Everything. You can't
55:34
get nothing, no food, you
55:36
can't get, no home, no education,
55:39
and you're niggas. And
55:41
then niggas won't kill you first the
55:44
same nigga supposed to be helping you. You
55:47
got a full slide of them making
55:49
this ship hard than a motherfucker like
55:52
being black, like having one hand tap
55:54
behind your back and this ain't even hand you right
55:56
with the only hand free is your
55:58
stupid as this you're dumb man on
56:01
that mother got a twig. Every
56:04
time you pick up some ship, it feels stupid
56:06
than the motherfucker one
56:09
second. It's
56:11
hard than them. Don't nobody to tell you
56:13
this part. M ship
56:17
is very difficult. I
56:22
had to tell you this in Black History Month. You
56:25
know, dad to kill him?
56:28
That's crazy. You know the bad
56:30
story about that man?
56:35
What happening? Martin gave his
56:37
father hello, I have him high. I hadn't
56:39
get I can't get the story together.
56:44
No, and what basically in the ship then
56:49
went to his He went to his father's
56:52
house and his daddy killed him. Pretty
56:54
much that's the story. He was
56:56
high and he went home to day and they fell
56:58
out to have a fight, and that he
57:01
said not to get the story together.
57:06
I'm late a little bit. Stories.
57:10
It's a lot of them type of stories. I had to make sure that
57:12
what happened, what happened with ma. This
57:15
thing was high and he went to his daddy house and
57:17
daddy shot him. They got into it. They
57:19
got into yeah, man, a
57:23
man, I don't even know yet. It was drugs. You
57:25
know that the ship was difficult to identify
57:28
when they just tell you he was on drugs. They
57:30
don't even say that, no more on drugs.
57:33
That means it was more than one. It
57:35
might have been a little pad, It might have hit a little rock. Whatever
57:38
was that the part of that night. That's what people who on drugs,
57:41
drugs they do. They like, what we're gonna do,
57:43
girls, They're gonna have everything everything, what
57:46
part of this drug party? Drugs that
57:49
you're gonna take what they got all
57:52
the juice in this usually gonna drink all the juice. You know, they
57:54
got molly, everything and everything that
57:57
this ship. Yeah, did you get what
58:01
did you get to the drug party and take the wrong
58:03
ship? You take some others and some downers. Now you
58:05
in the middle. Now he's just in the in the middle
58:07
of the part that is should
58:19
have mixed the road ship. Okay,
58:24
you sleeping in my damps. I don't know what's
58:28
wrong with that nigga? He on drugs. Many
58:32
things come say, God, what are we about? What
58:35
we're about to go home? After
58:38
all the people who found out their dady was on drugs.
58:42
I found my brother was dope.
58:46
See, dope, drugs is two different things.
58:48
Dope is specific, don't make
58:50
you act one certain way. But niggas who won't
58:52
drug you don't never know what the funk they're gonna be on. I
58:56
knew my brother was gonna dope. Cut I used to be
58:58
the wrong for him to add gonna get money?
59:01
Come on, he be at to do. I had to go to
59:03
the door. He's like, get dad running
59:06
black man, Mama, dope ain't going to
59:08
do. That's what you want? Go
59:10
to do Dad? And said what you want? He already
59:12
knew what I want? Your brother. I'll
59:16
come back to head, he said, you already know. He
59:20
said what till the man guy? I said, what the funk is
59:22
it? They? I need to know what y'all talking about
59:25
well your brother that man, oh
59:28
man, that's crazy. He clean though I
59:34
ain't on that ship. Don't clean
59:37
whole something, clean
59:42
cleaning something when they
59:44
go. You're in the wheelchair right now. The
59:47
nigga revenue, leg don't trust that ship.
59:50
What I caressing this hi? What
59:53
I need to whole something? The brother? Hey man,
59:55
you can't believe a nigga is off drugs
59:57
until he gives him a fat chick. Every
1:00:00
nigger who get off drugs, he
1:00:03
really off drugs until you fall in love with
1:00:05
a fat woman. You know, man,
1:00:07
if she's black and white, if she a regular sad
1:00:09
woman, the nigga is still in them street. If
1:00:11
he get a big woman, he really through with the
1:00:13
dope and all the drugs. Me and
1:00:16
my lady. If she ain't big like y'all
1:00:18
doing that nigga lying, if
1:00:21
she don't say, hey, how y'all do nigga
1:00:25
streets? Lady,
1:00:34
come in, come in, come
1:00:36
in, got all the kids, come
1:00:38
out this family. Hell, they knew me when I
1:00:40
was on drugs. Come in, they
1:00:44
know me. Come in, Charlotte, get
1:00:53
your grown lady, big bone
1:00:56
when you when you take it out, She said,
1:00:59
yes, we had a nice time. The
1:01:01
young business don't have a nice time on the grown
1:01:03
women to go out and have a nice time. Get
1:01:06
you a grown woman? How was the show? We had
1:01:08
a nice time? They
1:01:11
say that we had a nice
1:01:13
time. You take a grown woman
1:01:16
any guy? Damn Where she have we all go? We
1:01:18
went to Burmanham. I wasn't a
1:01:20
nice time, my
1:01:22
ladies. Ship never come in help,
1:01:25
But that goddamn potentis come out the
1:01:28
bablet. They knew me when I was out here naked,
1:01:31
when I don't drug believe
1:01:34
it? This family
1:01:39
hard, you
1:01:43
know they adopt you ever have you ever have
1:01:45
a fine bit? Introduced you to her dad? And here
1:01:47
craggy house? So show this who fucking my daughter?
1:01:53
Until you don't marry him. I don't want
1:01:56
to push up, you
1:01:59
know this big strong little bit
1:02:02
is now not
1:02:06
getting my call. No, you ain't got no money
1:02:08
about ship? Your
1:02:13
getaway? Whucking
1:02:15
my dogter think
1:02:18
me to go up here? Still come
1:02:20
in here? Hey, how you
1:02:23
doing? What did y'all go?
1:02:25
She said, you'll have a nice time? Two
1:02:30
thousand nineteen. We're taking vistures out,
1:02:32
letting them have a nice time. Get
1:02:36
what you want, sweetheart, that's my lady. Better
1:02:43
stop doing their boyfriend girlfriend ship.
1:02:45
You just better be a lady and man,
1:02:47
my lady, come here, my
1:02:50
family. Damn
1:02:52
plead down come hell, that's
1:02:56
what old niggas told that sentence ain't
1:02:58
over till they say that cuts work stop ship,
1:03:02
Sit down, Hell, sit
1:03:11
down, Hell, close
1:03:13
the door. Ship got
1:03:20
the damn TV up. Hell.
1:03:25
They lying like a motherfucker, goddamn
1:03:28
it, and they gotta throw the cup word at
1:03:30
the end, and they infended. Who
1:03:35
calling me? Damn somebody on faced
1:03:38
Craig if you don't see your love boy looking and
1:03:41
he had worked? Nobody chet on you? Hey,
1:03:45
are you at work? Let me see the guy, Let me see,
1:03:48
show me, sell me, show
1:03:51
me. Damn turning
1:03:54
around around around
1:03:59
much love right, ladies
1:04:02
down nobody turning around like
1:04:04
down, man, what you want to see? Motherfucker.
1:04:10
All the insecure ladies who don't trust nobody.
1:04:13
Damn go outside. Let me send me to call out the podcast
1:04:15
that you
1:04:18
should have came with me. You
1:04:21
don't trust me? Way what your address?
1:04:24
You don't trust me? Stay on the phone til I get
1:04:26
there. Don't don't know what. Don't
1:04:28
try to tell them about to leave? No, like
1:04:30
damn it, there you go right
1:04:34
quick somebody. Then
1:04:38
she hits you with the reverse side college. Now
1:04:40
I trust you, I don't trust them benches
1:04:44
like bitches is out here platting to steal something
1:04:46
from you. Cash that coming
1:04:48
out the parking lot home
1:04:50
pom phone fly say fly plus they
1:04:52
pussy pussy. Hey, bro, ain't that scared?
1:04:55
If you have the faith your girls say you
1:04:57
right here right well,
1:05:01
then you ain't outside it. Yeah
1:05:07
here go frame where
1:05:12
you where I'm made, that
1:05:15
where I'm back, Yes, exactly
1:05:17
what I'm how
1:05:25
a man, I said, you gotta watch with your post.
1:05:28
You gotta watch with your post, bro, all that if
1:05:31
you want anything that kick
1:05:34
it man, let me think I know where you put
1:05:36
you on lab You don't even know it. You can't even
1:05:38
ride past anything on the expressway.
1:05:41
She see the sun where you was at you by
1:05:43
Glenn Wood? How you know like
1:05:46
he's being soft? Every time you
1:05:50
saw Glenn Wood ride past my
1:05:52
snapchat? How did
1:05:54
you see that? Hold
1:05:56
that benching zoom man stop zoo Google
1:06:01
maps that bit motherfucker say one, I
1:06:03
know it's second way head. I'm
1:06:05
telling you if you ever just sat out of
1:06:08
hand, time to just just who
1:06:11
well, you're gonna find She's like you know that she can
1:06:13
do that? Man, If you mean if
1:06:17
you meet a girl in Atlanta who can get to your house
1:06:20
with no GPS, my nigger, don't funk
1:06:22
round too tough, man. Any
1:06:24
chick know how to get to in the street in Atlanta.
1:06:26
It's too fucking dangerous. They
1:06:28
did in most creets. Come on, so
1:06:31
you really don't know, wig. That's
1:06:34
how you know. You know
1:06:36
the old directions to get to the new spot.
1:06:40
She takes her blanket everywhere had
1:06:45
they security
1:06:47
blanket. She needs some help,
1:06:50
damned this little help
1:06:54
with snacks, a little help this
1:06:57
blanket, chilling
1:07:00
out that
1:07:05
dollar dollar
1:07:08
about ship, no ship? No? You
1:07:13
know who this podcast is? Man? Who is? Who
1:07:15
is lay
1:07:19
in the bed and watched first four D eight and rub on they
1:07:21
puss their head a little bit, just that
1:07:23
top part they're be hanging out depends the
1:07:27
bad they ha got
1:07:29
a bad. Then I don't want she got she
1:07:31
ain't gotta shave because she ain't got nothing right now, if
1:07:35
that she hanging out the pen, and then don't won't it hanging
1:07:37
out the pens? But I'm telling you you ain't no fact, I'm
1:07:39
telling you man, you got on the spy
1:07:44
cou you gotta stop puss,
1:07:50
gotta blanket on mm
1:07:53
HMMs
1:07:57
like hippie, shut
1:08:00
the funk up, man, Hell
1:08:04
yeah, yeah, yeah
1:08:06
man, that's when the we kick in. Time
1:08:10
should be on the pier shout, I might
1:08:12
pop how many? What's the most
1:08:14
pills you ever took? And see I ain't crazy?
1:08:16
How black? I'm on three ball? I'm
1:08:18
not, but you're gonna through something real life. You
1:08:22
want three pill you it's crazy and real
1:08:24
life because they don't take a long and
1:08:26
they can't getting nocked out. But that zans is
1:08:28
really anti the prisson half of
1:08:30
one. If you nigga,
1:08:33
if I pop one and be a true term,
1:08:41
you're good. They'll
1:08:43
be on three ball. Bro, watch the
1:08:45
nick nigga still and
1:08:48
give it back to you man,
1:08:51
stin it from you and be like what you were
1:08:54
living wrong? Like
1:08:56
I'm gonna beat your and you're gonna remember you being
1:08:59
that. Hell heads are the strangers.
1:09:01
I'm straight, I don't good. Then the strangest
1:09:03
mother's to be out of all the dope heads. The pill
1:09:05
poppers are the very strange people. Many
1:09:08
weird. They go, they go back and forth. They
1:09:10
moved, maybe bro, what bro,
1:09:14
Look, that's
1:09:21
it's gonna be mad at middle groo. Why what what's
1:09:24
sit your ad down? That up
1:09:27
about a high? Everybody
1:09:30
sit down? Man, who
1:09:32
comes that? I'm
1:09:35
about to be here more right. Don't
1:09:37
like a little you're pissing all
1:09:39
right? Hand that beat you up? Dunking you tripping bro,
1:09:42
I'm about to beat two cons up. You need to get that. It's
1:09:45
all the pretty ladies on drugs. Get off drugs.
1:09:47
You ain't gonna be fine no more. I'm
1:09:51
telling you. Pills at that and cigarettes
1:09:54
aren't we You're good, They're good for the skin. Pills
1:09:56
bitch, if you're nineteen, you thirty
1:09:59
three. When you pop a pill, everybody
1:10:03
ready for the club like
1:10:07
no bit you is crunk out. I'm
1:10:10
smoking him singing, popping on bill. As soon
1:10:13
as you pop it, you be beautiful as soon you popping.
1:10:15
Everybody ready, skill
1:10:19
turn up. It's turn up like bi. You
1:10:21
need to say young
1:10:25
drug addicts, man, get off drugs. It
1:10:27
ain't worth it now.
1:10:32
Thirteen says I'm doing this ship. What
1:10:34
if the damage is already done? Always done.
1:10:38
I got a permanent bike now, I don't be buying down ship.
1:10:42
And then how I knew I had I had a permanent bite now my fault
1:10:45
was coming from me. I never get this ship. People
1:10:47
were like, you scrape
1:10:50
like I'm you're
1:10:53
buying now. I don't like, I don't know what like
1:10:56
you buying down? I'm like, oh ship, I am my dad
1:11:00
been losing their job and little bit yeah damn had
1:11:02
a permanent bite. Now. Sometimes don't focused
1:11:05
like I don't really focus this ship. Oh
1:11:08
ship, you gonnahead a jaw like a jay when
1:11:10
you get Old'm gonna have a jow lock j
1:11:13
nigger permanent
1:11:17
hand at me. You don't have this say,
1:11:23
ain't get yeah, man,
1:11:28
what the wing ain't
1:11:31
come? Man? What
1:11:36
they don't know? When I get focused? Oh
1:11:40
yeah, anything you might have. We want to know what the funky
1:11:42
didn't put in the drugs? Man? What if
1:11:44
the cost medicine been killing us the whole goddamn
1:11:46
time. Damn the
1:11:50
water breast. This ship I watched on Netflix
1:11:52
about how they'dn't pausing everybody in the United
1:11:55
States and then poising every
1:11:57
good, damn bad in here and make a teugh line. It's
1:11:59
everybody anybody, bro, they're making
1:12:01
teflon du punt, dupunt.
1:12:06
It's this documentary. Man. Then paused everybody
1:12:10
what that ship called pull it up. It's called evil.
1:12:12
We know it's called the devil. We
1:12:15
know the devil. We know what the man
1:12:17
the ship that they put on the cooking
1:12:21
pans and all of that ship, the
1:12:23
ship and the ship that they make bullet proof teflon
1:12:26
is and everything. He's on this couch. It's on the
1:12:28
Scotch guard. Read. This ship is
1:12:30
all over the place and it's sucking people
1:12:33
up. So we die right now.
1:12:35
The devil, we know. Watch that ship on Netflix.
1:12:38
Man it poising everybody. It's
1:12:41
a big corporation. Yeah,
1:12:47
and they know they're doing the ship. They only find them
1:12:49
sixteen million dollars. So
1:12:54
how we're gonna stop this ship to like?
1:12:56
It's already? It's
1:12:59
it's already. So what what
1:13:01
we're gonna do now? They wait? Know
1:13:05
what the is she gonna do? Let
1:13:12
me get three packet? The tabline gotta go crack. That's
1:13:23
what we're supposed to do, though, are
1:13:25
gonna do that for a free play? By the tee? I
1:13:28
need three packets. It's
1:13:32
fucked up, but it's real. If
1:13:34
you don't believe me, watch that ship, you're gonna
1:13:36
be mad as hell. You
1:13:40
go get somebody
1:13:42
Netflix fans work because I know
1:13:44
how niggas do. Man, your
1:13:47
crazy brother tapline going crazy
1:13:49
and everybody body and we're gonna white
1:13:55
God, yeah, eat
1:13:57
this vooted bore the
1:14:00
food. Ain't this been
1:14:03
a the ball? I can't
1:14:05
Ain't it wrong
1:14:07
with I
1:14:11
got my black the I Phone
1:14:13
team gonna suck everybody up. The ship that's
1:14:15
in there gonna make it's gonna stick to a nigger face.
1:14:17
When you pull the phone off, that
1:14:23
shi gonna merge into your face. Hello,
1:14:27
look, yeah, I can see text messages.
1:14:31
Stop texting me. I'm trying to sleep.
1:14:34
Everybody's gonna be talking about that. Man. Oh
1:14:37
what do you mean? Black? Did
1:14:40
it get you? Dot makin
1:14:46
up? Give me some sugar and some water?
1:14:50
Like what sugar water? They
1:14:54
wanted? That? The only thing I can cure it. Hell,
1:15:03
that's the end pulled back. I
1:15:12
can't think about a sit like what the
1:15:14
world were like. I'm
1:15:17
buying so many gun bro, I'm so ready to s Hey,
1:15:24
I'm so ready to be a hood superhero. Everybody
1:15:27
get down. I got that
1:15:30
ship on the last so long. But I know they're
1:15:33
gonna be on their own once this sea
1:15:36
like they had him in a bullet. My
1:15:40
dumb man is probably gonna be a zombie just walking
1:15:42
around. Nigga
1:15:48
got you, Yeah, I let him mean
1:15:52
she had come
1:15:56
outside. We ain't gonna bite you. You're
1:16:02
gonna even something just
1:16:05
after acting like you
1:16:16
walk up point, I ain't need big like
1:16:27
when they go back so
1:16:30
you see around that
1:16:40
they don't need by black people. They're just wanting up
1:16:42
to take you straight teller,
1:16:48
nigger, what to do? Theasy the
1:16:50
clown?
1:16:53
What are you out here for? That's
1:16:57
the man. We're gonna put that ship on Netflix.
1:17:00
The black zombies are the walking down. They
1:17:03
just sucking around in this umber community. Man
1:17:08
then locked the door in the out Let's
1:17:10
go to the club walk
1:17:14
in crazy and what they do when they realized
1:17:16
the focus been found some savings like man,
1:17:19
let's go to the grocer store and eat some
1:17:21
ground bees. But ship,
1:17:25
now they don't zombis. But
1:17:27
then you know what they're gonna be, and they'll be like we
1:17:30
gott then
1:17:37
they're regularly when they're no white people around.
1:17:39
Hey, man, we're straight talking.
1:17:43
I thought I was over. Yeah,
1:17:47
yeah, they stop sucking out. They
1:17:56
get up earlier than the motherfucking back
1:17:58
outside. They've been there on now good,
1:18:04
they're gonna step out of when they come around. That's
1:18:09
the show. That's the show
1:18:12
that you know I want. I've been I've been looking
1:18:14
for y'all the whole time. That's the show
1:18:17
all the ship the zombies. Dude, when get
1:18:20
away that they'd
1:18:23
be driving get pulled over
1:18:25
by the police. Yeah,
1:18:29
Mic, you get guy. They
1:18:34
ain't gonna goever again. They
1:18:37
know how to act when the police get behind Yeah, I
1:18:39
got my licenseeship my
1:18:42
voice. I've been at work all days something.
1:18:46
When they got a license. The builds, we want to see
1:18:48
my license out there. Yeah, they got
1:18:50
my license. No, I'm saying, I'm saying. I'm
1:18:52
saying. I'm saying to Chip
1:18:57
about nine years. My
1:19:00
wife is something too. We moved from down there. We
1:19:02
got two up. The kid. You might have seen that she wanted
1:19:04
to the prom dress. She'd be like, girl,
1:19:13
you want me to st Okay,
1:19:16
Okay, It's
1:19:24
crazy that
1:19:27
the show after
1:19:31
the white people got away. I've
1:19:34
been watching Walking Then. I'm not they're not gonna find
1:19:36
a cure for this. They're not like they keep
1:19:38
coming out season thirty Walking
1:19:41
Dead. My bit when when
1:19:43
y'all gonna end this? I did
1:19:46
one of the whole one of the Finders of the cure. They
1:19:49
just keep running every episode this way.
1:19:53
But you'll be funny. You'll be funny
1:19:56
as a walking dead something. Yeah, you'll
1:19:58
just be out there hitting the thrilling ship. Yeah
1:20:00
when they got that still
1:20:09
making I've been
1:20:11
grabbing nigga, la oh
1:20:20
ship, I have a whole
1:20:22
Guydamn corn ground got that. Ain't
1:20:25
like putting them together. Bro,
1:20:29
Bro, we need
1:20:31
to get show.
1:20:33
That's the whole show. That's the whole show. But
1:20:36
we did something that was bad, but they did a whole
1:20:39
They got to be like straight up pull be walking
1:20:41
dead, and we pulled that. This is how we didre
1:20:43
Like we gotta grass shot and
1:20:45
be walking dead. But we just you know, you know what I'm
1:20:47
saying. He's
1:20:50
underground. We
1:20:53
catch real niggas. They don't even know we beat,
1:20:55
but we can't be saved. But we still got like, if
1:20:57
you're a real nigga, you still could be a real peron
1:21:01
your zombie nigger. Zombie nigga,
1:21:03
you're like, what happened to add? He got bit but he
1:21:06
wasn't a real nigger, So bad
1:21:11
gonna go what that's going?
1:21:17
I don't know, Hey man, this is
1:21:19
a sho niggas who you got
1:21:21
like no ca, but but you got a few channels
1:21:24
and you watched this on your phone. You
1:21:28
know what time this? Who
1:21:30
ain't got but but you got what? You
1:21:33
put this ship on your TV? Come on, that's
1:21:35
what I'm saying. How niggas do this? She has been played
1:21:37
on their TV right now? Hey, man, if
1:21:40
you ain't never suthing to ask you nipple until
1:21:42
they wasn't asking them off, don't fucking at me.
1:21:45
We're talking. Don't at me. If
1:21:47
you're about to eat that puss and you're girls, say stopped.
1:21:49
You know, come on, bro, she trying
1:21:51
and say, yo, mife stop
1:21:54
all right? Okay, if
1:21:57
she hit you with it, you might not want
1:21:59
it. Let
1:22:03
your note, don't
1:22:05
do it. That was the probably tastes like green beans
1:22:08
or something real. Yeah, she'd
1:22:11
take like a rubber band. Come on, uh
1:22:17
huh back the apple tape.
1:22:20
She don't come out and let you dress from general this podcast,
1:22:23
it's real niggers. If your sad bitch relationship,
1:22:31
yeah, if
1:22:36
you're sad bitch, ever gave you some good relationship
1:22:38
invice. I do
1:22:40
that all time. I
1:22:43
always tend to keep the man man. It might have time
1:22:45
to be trying to bitch you to
1:22:49
keep you. You ever
1:22:51
had to tell you sad bits to call the man back like
1:22:55
it's real g ship. If you pillow talk, it's rude
1:22:57
pillow talking about the pillow talk. But when
1:23:00
you puto talk, you have to. It's
1:23:02
a nigger society, man. We
1:23:04
have to be on each other's side. Even
1:23:07
though the COUCHI is the couchie.
1:23:09
We gotta get the couchie. But come
1:23:11
on, man, she's not yours. Man, let
1:23:14
me speak on it. You talking man,
1:23:16
you can't be out here claiming the ownership the coaches.
1:23:18
Those are not yours. It's not your get
1:23:21
out of the way. It's the world that's her coaches.
1:23:23
She got enough for all of us. Real
1:23:26
talk, when the last time somebody ran out
1:23:29
of pussy weird
1:23:31
times trying
1:23:34
to keep up with how much fuss are going in and out.
1:23:36
You don't work at this pussy. You
1:23:40
don't get the run nothing about this who
1:23:44
You can't get all this puss by yourself,
1:23:46
can't And there's a lot of different couches
1:23:49
out there. You just got to open up your mad expand
1:23:51
your horizons. Come
1:23:54
on, man, that's what people got theirselfs sucked
1:23:57
up out here, having a type. They
1:24:00
ain't got no time. Then up. Part is
1:24:02
everybody type. Don't like them, don't
1:24:05
nobody type with them. Don't be lonely trying
1:24:07
a little ship you can't find. Come on, everybody
1:24:10
you fucking with was just some of your type.
1:24:12
They had some of
1:24:14
the ship your type was. Any time you jump
1:24:16
here trying to take some ship from what the
1:24:18
news got, you ain't
1:24:21
never even fun with your type. And things
1:24:25
ain't never even sun what they type before, never
1:24:28
even heard your type. That ain't my
1:24:30
type. How you fuck you though? You're
1:24:33
the funk with worse. That's
1:24:35
the thing, when you leave your bitch and go with the wors
1:24:37
of worse. Up words, up
1:24:40
worse to go back to your You know what
1:24:44
I fucked up? I know why. I thought
1:24:46
the bench was great, but she was just decent.
1:24:50
Wow, be some little ships
1:24:52
you don't even know that you like about your girl. Her
1:24:54
nick to the way missing
1:24:57
that stupid and missing in the stupid
1:25:00
and nick and the nick to
1:25:04
the way she threw the little ass up before she pulled
1:25:07
sleep. Act like she faced
1:25:09
sleep. When your girl put sleep,
1:25:11
she like she's sleep. Looks
1:25:15
staking ass ain't
1:25:19
going nowhere. Don poop bab we paid
1:25:21
all this rent. Pooting this motherfucker
1:25:24
right up onto the cover. Who then want
1:25:26
to chick that don't poop? I don't it's
1:25:28
alien or something. When when she
1:25:30
pulling that nigger,
1:25:33
if she don't put around me, I know she pulled
1:25:35
something. Guydamn, well, that don't put the lot she
1:25:37
pulling that? Who are you putting
1:25:40
with? That's the nigga she loved.
1:25:43
She probably go right over his house and poots
1:25:47
here freaking. You're sick, babe,
1:25:49
you're sick, you're staking
1:25:52
come out. I love she put with another
1:25:54
nigga. Bit and your girl, don't
1:25:56
poot around you. She definitely got a little nigga
1:25:59
she could, she could who that that nigga because even
1:26:02
to start my ship up, I let you
1:26:04
poop one time, be poop
1:26:06
pooping. Bit, I like you. I don't
1:26:08
love you, okay, amen?
1:26:12
Bullshit too poots is a fart. You
1:26:14
already know that. And if
1:26:16
it is solid, don't force it be
1:26:19
silent. You're trying to hear some ship. You're
1:26:21
trying to claim that it's a fart or not. They'd
1:26:23
be trying to listen to the sild. Damn.
1:26:28
When you too far, when you love
1:26:30
ain't no pooch. She just all that fun, just
1:26:34
fun, lifting the leg up and aiming
1:26:36
to match you. Sometimes they be the coach, though sometimes
1:26:40
they be the coach. That's because their next
1:26:42
the neighbors. They couch. Let you know, I'm I'm
1:26:45
sometimes trying to turn away from the fart.
1:26:51
They might be speaking, They're like, what's that? What's
1:26:54
that? And then I had a drink. What
1:26:57
if your girl could breathe through her puss And like all
1:26:59
women can swim real good. They
1:27:01
were just naturally good swimmers because they could breathe
1:27:03
through the pussy when they go dive
1:27:06
and they turn in the mermaids like octopusses
1:27:08
or something. They don't
1:27:10
call it an octopus or something. They had. You got
1:27:12
something to do with the pusses. That little
1:27:15
thing that's named after puss. A platypus
1:27:17
and an octopus and a puss. It And
1:27:20
if you do look at it and do the lot, some gills
1:27:22
come on when the pusses think high
1:27:24
smell like a fish. This
1:27:29
amphibian come on reptilian.
1:27:33
So it's a connection in there somewhere. This
1:27:36
bitch is a mermaid octopus. That's eight
1:27:38
pusses. Octo mean eight pusses. Pussy
1:27:40
short for one pussy you like pusses,
1:27:44
so that she got some other puss. So look, if you
1:27:46
had like three or more pussies where they go from
1:27:49
like pusses to like puss that it
1:27:54
tripopulus. If
1:27:58
you had three naked chicks, that's the trap pulls
1:28:00
the pop t pull over. But
1:28:03
that's that's that's that's it right now. You
1:28:07
gotta hit them with the circumference. Then what
1:28:10
you gotta get with the radius? You
1:28:12
know what I'm saying, three point fourteen
1:28:14
that's path. He
1:28:25
this ship ain't number straight algebra. You
1:28:33
ain't hit anything. He said, did that lift
1:28:35
time with tight? Why
1:28:42
get the loves? People get frustrated. Man might
1:28:44
be like, y'all dumb it. This
1:28:47
ship is easy bro, science
1:28:49
you man, I
1:28:51
don't see how she's not clicking bird. She is easy
1:28:53
bro to
1:28:56
the next fucking normal bit
1:28:59
with that science signed with
1:29:02
the nucleus or some ship right now, because
1:29:05
I didn't really give a funk about no plants. Yeah, man,
1:29:07
I get all a bit of bits matter Condrea, damn
1:29:11
real quick, that's a mind Come on, man, I
1:29:14
think they went into a live seale ship,
1:29:18
not a country hemoglobin.
1:29:21
You bullshit. What about the plasma?
1:29:24
Come on about
1:29:26
my nigger? That's all I know, only
1:29:29
too about it. That's
1:29:31
the dope. I don't know. I think who
1:29:39
I said? Oh, they
1:29:42
need to give his own stulf for health and special Yeah,
1:29:47
I think you put on that
1:29:49
ship. It's printed. Ain't
1:29:52
nobody come here helping spatting this ship? I
1:29:55
think they ran a folk race and that was his numbers.
1:29:59
You're you know that a mental? You know what I'm saying. Okay,
1:30:02
this ship clean right right? Ain't
1:30:05
real? And
1:30:07
what's that show you was on? You was a dramatic
1:30:09
actor. You see that ship? All the family man?
1:30:11
You gotta send me a link. I was on the road
1:30:13
and I was trying to watch it. But hotel
1:30:16
cable racist. You can't watch nothing with black
1:30:18
folks. Let me tell you something, bro, Bro,
1:30:22
I don't know what be going on the hotel
1:30:24
cable. Bro. No
1:30:27
MTV nine is new.
1:30:31
You can't watch No. Sixty
1:30:33
nine news is the channel
1:30:35
that's in that state. And the order
1:30:38
Foe is static shot. This is how you know the hotel
1:30:40
races And then you can't even watch Martin late night
1:30:42
at the hotel and that bitch
1:30:44
come on about that? Should come on
1:30:46
back. That should come on like nine channel,
1:30:49
man, Martin fred print Nigga.
1:30:51
I hate Hotel Cape and then you take a long
1:30:54
time for the pop up when you change. I
1:30:56
want to watch everything.
1:30:58
It should be a channel where it's just like folks
1:31:00
doing type of ship just BT.
1:31:05
No, I'm talking about just a black ass cooking
1:31:07
show, a black ass Good Morning America,
1:31:11
black ass videos, black
1:31:13
ass everything. He should
1:31:17
just be black people sitting there talking something. Goddamn
1:31:20
time, just talking, just talking about
1:31:22
ship in the neighborhood. You ain't gotta live
1:31:24
in this neighborhood, but you're listening to
1:31:26
you And then police came
1:31:29
down. Then they grabbed that boy
1:31:31
and he had through the drugs away.
1:31:34
They didn't find no drugs.
1:31:36
I don't know why they put that in the
1:31:39
newspaper because the drugs
1:31:41
was in my yard after they
1:31:43
had taken it away. Like you know,
1:31:45
you can just tune into there and like what you're
1:31:48
sitting there and watch that for two hours. That's
1:31:51
the news. Basically, come on maywhere
1:31:53
I go. I like going watching the nude bro, just
1:31:55
you don't matter what. Man, I've watching nude and
1:31:57
he forgot what the going on? This ship be
1:32:00
one chan should
1:32:02
turn on and just be able to leave it on all
1:32:05
day and just see black folks the whole time.
1:32:07
I just feel like that it ain't
1:32:10
no, it ain't BET. You didn't
1:32:12
give us that we weren't black enough on that bitch.
1:32:16
They had us trying
1:32:18
to act man, we wasn't black enough on BT,
1:32:20
Like they can't tell us what the fun we were because
1:32:24
then you look at World Start, That's what
1:32:26
the BT should have been. World
1:32:29
Start kept us entertained for a good
1:32:31
ten years strong before we even
1:32:33
fun anything else. But BT had
1:32:35
it when I had Uncut Though and
1:32:38
Late Night that big boot and Dren that but
1:32:40
tell the Truth card slipping a
1:32:43
lot of them songs was trash as fuck.
1:32:45
They they wouldn't. Most
1:32:48
of them didn't even have as. They were just saying
1:32:50
ship that just didn't fit into the regular
1:32:52
video. But they had big booty beach most
1:32:55
of them did what
1:32:57
made it so good? But now to see a big
1:32:59
booty bitch everywhere. My
1:33:01
cousin girl, my cousin
1:33:04
old girlfriend was in a BT N cut
1:33:06
video. Yeah yeah,
1:33:09
my suster was in an old cut video. But
1:33:12
if you watch to
1:33:14
be in the video, the
1:33:17
whole hat on them old old got
1:33:19
there. They
1:33:22
bathe would come right here because they know they had
1:33:24
Harry Couch. Come on, man, come
1:33:27
look at them old Luke album covers. They
1:33:29
had them long asses they were They weren't
1:33:32
fat nowhere just was tall as booty
1:33:34
freaky. They was heavy
1:33:36
at the bottom, but they had no real life
1:33:38
ass to it. Salute
1:33:41
to the old freaks and early
1:33:46
nineties, early ninetis, I'm
1:33:48
to my batman. Were sucking wrong with the
1:33:50
thing. Fucking
1:33:53
always been the thing since the beginning of time.
1:33:56
It ain't now. It ain't the
1:33:59
motherfucker. They didn't put all this. It'd
1:34:02
be like the moment you go as ship and
1:34:04
he'd be like, I'm about to die. You
1:34:08
are like about to die. They
1:34:12
didn't put all these ship in the coaches
1:34:15
now, and that should be so
1:34:17
scary. That could be so good about
1:34:20
to die and so great. It's too good,
1:34:23
too good about they
1:34:26
got ship, they got shipped out here. That ain't even
1:34:28
that CDs. You fucking bitch, now get at
1:34:30
least fuck bro.
1:34:34
I can't do it. Run scared, bro, don't
1:34:37
I can't do Also scared bro, So
1:34:39
I'm scared. Like even if you're
1:34:41
calling pop, I'd be like It's
1:34:50
like, what did
1:34:53
you do here? That's
1:34:56
sucked up? Because every time the
1:34:59
real time to cont every
1:35:01
time the rubber break, y'all both look at each other
1:35:03
like y'all both got as bitch. It was you. It
1:35:06
broke. It broke, not
1:35:10
be burning when I gonna peep this. I'm trying to pee. I'm
1:35:13
trying to pee. Why that coming out? Man? Trying to prey.
1:35:15
I'm trying to pree. That's a harder thing
1:35:17
when you're busting up and try to go pee. That
1:35:19
seems to be like, I
1:35:21
don't feel like pain right now. I know you
1:35:23
want to go peep, but I don't make
1:35:27
it go smell. You can feel it like you
1:35:29
can feel inside still
1:35:32
packing up the sex equipment to dick, like, hold
1:35:34
on, you can't pee it. Maybe we still got squirms
1:35:37
and wait a minute, juice,
1:35:41
wait, bess, hold on, clean that
1:35:43
up. Hold on, man, I'm then a spurn flap. About
1:35:45
twenty minutes, y'all get backing up. We're going back
1:35:48
in. We're
1:35:50
gonna be here until you squeeze the tip. Hold on,
1:35:53
we're cleaning that. Stop up. You'll be at the
1:35:55
toilet for five minutes pushing. So
1:35:58
ladies, Yes, you do know how I feel that the
1:36:00
baby, Yeah, you ain't
1:36:03
come that the third but
1:36:06
ain't come like bro come on, and
1:36:08
when the piss do come, it's jumping straight over
1:36:10
the toilet. You might piss straight in the garbage game. You
1:36:12
might be on your sil like
1:36:15
damn, SI went everywhere. Look
1:36:17
you know what, I'm gonna just go. Let it do what it do. I'm
1:36:19
gonna clean this sh up like trying to pee after
1:36:22
you have SI. Pists might come out three different directions
1:36:28
and come out. Let
1:36:34
didn't go out there like that. And
1:36:40
when we're busting up letters were going to sleep right
1:36:43
then all your vitamins and nutrients
1:36:45
are gone. Leave us along. Let us let us
1:36:47
rejuvenate, and let us get this dick back up. Y'all
1:36:50
don't understand. Why can't you make up?
1:36:53
He did up. He's
1:36:57
the one that's loose. I
1:36:59
just look at him like I'm bloody is. I've
1:37:01
given you everything. There
1:37:05
is no more. Look
1:37:08
at my balls, there
1:37:13
is no more. I
1:37:18
don't have any more dick today.
1:37:22
Leave me. Woman, you
1:37:25
fuck your man. I
1:37:27
am defeated. My
1:37:30
nuts looked like grace. You
1:37:33
sucked him, man, you fucked me. Come
1:37:35
on, we found for
1:37:37
funny. Five minutes I counted.
1:37:40
Family guy came on twice. Oh
1:37:44
you evil woman. Bring me some juice,
1:37:48
please please? No
1:37:50
more? Where are my underwear? Dude,
1:37:53
touch my dick? He feels funny
1:37:56
now that tickles been stopped.
1:37:59
No, no, please,
1:38:02
no more head. I can feel
1:38:05
my spine head.
1:38:08
If you can feel your span bones like this,
1:38:10
the sucking bag drack, I
1:38:13
can feel my span. Couldn't
1:38:15
suck all the juice out my body? Stop
1:38:20
sucking my dick every
1:38:24
drack? Can you please stop? I need
1:38:27
some fast there's just something water
1:38:29
out my as. Oh
1:38:34
bro, I
1:38:39
can feel my spine in my back. Just
1:38:42
suck my real meat off. Oh
1:38:45
wait, washing sucked
1:38:48
me like? Can't
1:38:53
look at my bone? My
1:38:55
bon man looking at them, they
1:38:58
are defeated. My is
1:39:00
empty. Not crazy,
1:39:04
he said, I had no more reason,
1:39:06
no more dick here. What
1:39:10
I'm going through your mind? Man? Oh?
1:39:14
What crazy? She
1:39:17
didn't give you all the pusson and you're
1:39:19
just laying there. Please go to sleep, please,
1:39:22
please don't slea
1:39:26
sleep. How about sucked you like
1:39:28
you me this? If
1:39:31
you stay woke, I'm gonna ask you to leave
1:39:33
because I if
1:39:35
I get to sleep and you still woke, you got
1:39:38
to come and you can't stay
1:39:40
there. Take your hands on because
1:39:43
you just open running. My left
1:39:49
you. You ladies, go to bed. Don't
1:39:51
be up, moll sleep and
1:39:55
please stop checking your phone and ship happened
1:39:57
on Instagram in them eight minutes
1:39:59
we was fucking you
1:40:08
gotta leave. You're not
1:40:11
tired, You've got enough. You
1:40:14
can drive home since you ain't sleeping.
1:40:17
Maybe you'll be tired by the time you get.
1:40:24
Maybe that drive and make realize
1:40:26
you should have just laid the fun down. Bro.
1:40:32
No, don't take
1:40:34
your ass to sleep. Bro,
1:40:39
I think that this year I
1:40:42
didn't even get to count. Man,
1:40:44
get hit fucking nuts.
1:40:49
Please. I can feel my smiling
1:40:52
my macmail, ma'am. Can you
1:40:54
please stop something to me like this? Bro?
1:40:57
I needn't a whole net.
1:41:00
I want to laugh again. Man,
1:41:03
that is crazy. What did
1:41:05
you not hear this? Nigger? If
1:41:09
you stay up about to ask you stay
1:41:12
up, you gotta go. I'm
1:41:14
sorry you two energetic
1:41:16
take your ass home. I
1:41:21
hope I fucked you like you me.
1:41:24
I'm sleeping right now.
1:41:27
I'm already asleep. I don't know if this be
1:41:29
still or what. I don't know what my
1:41:31
parents saying. I know it's the money, my fuck.
1:41:34
If she's still and she can have it, that's not good.
1:41:36
This is I'm just gonna let her hand.
1:41:39
I'm just gonna pray. And when I put my ship
1:41:41
back on, my ship's still there. Man,
1:41:44
you have asked some pus is so good you get ready
1:41:46
to get up and go home and realize this
1:41:49
is your house? Me
1:41:52
so good, I'm about to leave my career.
1:41:55
The funking not going this
1:41:58
bit my whole house. Get
1:42:01
your good pussy ass out of here. I'll
1:42:05
be feeling like old nigga smoking new weeds
1:42:07
when you get some pussy down. That ship too strong for
1:42:09
me. I don't want
1:42:11
no pussy. Get me some couching. I
1:42:14
don't know how your young nigga, that puss
1:42:16
out all day. Give me some coaching. I
1:42:19
don't want no pussy, no doubt, no
1:42:21
gap, none of that straight couching
1:42:27
that it wasn't too strong for me. I want
1:42:29
to colting that pussy
1:42:31
here. You're running on Crosstown. I want some cooch.
1:42:34
Could you making walk to the stove. Pusn't
1:42:37
make your draytur I don't want know m
1:42:41
hmmm, because it's too strong.
1:42:44
I don't know what they're doing. To it. Ever
1:42:46
since that fashion over ship came out, they're
1:42:49
selling the jeans with the ass already
1:42:52
in it. Everybody got fat, ass
1:42:54
in fat, don't matter who it is, No
1:42:57
ain't nobody got ass. And then they put the fashion
1:42:59
over j's. Only business models are looking
1:43:01
at the ants heavy type
1:43:04
of fabric gets that. She
1:43:07
put the fashion Oh jays on that ads get
1:43:09
three pounds fatter like Christmas hand
1:43:11
like goddamn, it's
1:43:13
choking, choke, choke,
1:43:19
choking. Oh
1:43:24
was on the Instagram, but that ship is like that.
1:43:27
She gotta be with Hell looked like this. I think
1:43:29
he'll look like the flow. Later
1:43:32
I noticed she's been lifting
1:43:35
weights and ship. Her leg is big and strong.
1:43:37
I was like, what good
1:43:40
bro, wondering
1:43:43
women who work out all the time with the strong and
1:43:45
I bet that puts a little like about sell big
1:43:51
strong and legs. She got the puss
1:43:53
in the head luck all day, so
1:43:56
that puts into like a strong hands by Selm,
1:44:00
I'm leaving to man, Hey, man, this
1:44:03
has been another episode of the eighty five
1:44:05
South Show in the Trap living room. You
1:44:07
already know who this means. Man,
1:44:11
ma'am, could you please stops, please
1:44:14
please? I have children, I
1:44:20
have children. For
1:44:22
the love of God, my please please,
1:44:26
ma'am, please
1:44:29
math ma'am. I beg of
1:44:32
you. Please please
1:44:35
please stop it? Can you please
1:44:38
stop? Ma'am, ma'am, I
1:44:42
have children. May
1:44:47
man fuck all
1:44:54
right? Man we out damn
1:45:01
slowly, ye,
1:45:06
ma'am, ma'am didn't
1:45:09
please stop it. I
1:45:11
have children.
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