2:00

is in Salt Lake and it's like, first

2:02

of all, this is like the United States of America. I

2:05

don't think there's like a single neighborhood that's just

2:07

completely a no-go zone at 10 o'clock

2:10

in the morning. And then, yeah, it's just, it's

2:12

not, you know, yeah. Yeah.

2:16

I wouldn't say Africa, but you know,

2:18

a place like what I would

2:20

imagine Africa to. Yeah. We'll

2:23

say Southern Lebanon. It's

2:25

not, you know, Berlin. Yeah. Yeah.

2:28

You know, it's not like you. But,

2:30

yeah, we did that.

2:32

And then, and then, yeah, there was like nothing

2:35

else to do. It is so it is. Yeah,

2:38

it's bizarre there. I remember you

2:40

look on Google Maps and I was like, it

2:42

was that weekend I was alone. I didn't have a. Yeah.

2:45

And he was moving cross country. And he's like, I was

2:47

like, trying to be like, we did one of the nights

2:49

of the shows and I was like, can I get a

2:51

ride back to the hotel? He's like, I'm

2:54

like, wait, you're not going

2:56

to give me a ride back. He's like, I

2:58

just don't know if there's room in the car.

3:00

I'm like, well, that is impossible that there's not

3:02

this motherfucker literally like to the brim. Yeah.

3:07

I squeezed in there. Yeah,

3:10

it would be cool if you just rode

3:12

on the side like it was. Yeah. But

3:14

like the dash was filled. He had the

3:16

entire car. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

3:19

No. When I was in Salt Lake. So

3:22

where do you move? Did you see him after he got back in New York? Yeah.

3:25

Well, he moved back. Yeah, he moved next door

3:27

to me for a while. And then I think

3:29

he moved elsewhere because I think. Yeah,

3:33

whatever. But but

3:36

yeah, when I was in Salt Lake,

3:38

someone got arrested at that show, at my

3:41

show, the Wigger. There's

3:43

a guy. Yeah, I was telling a joke about

3:45

Whoopi Goldberg and then he was like blacked out.

3:49

And then he said something and I was like,

3:51

you know, shut him down. And

3:53

he's like, you just ignorant. He said

3:55

like, you're like talking to me and you

3:57

ignorant. Somebody brought a gun to the show.

3:59

My show. felt like.

4:02

Just for protection? She brought a firearm and

4:04

then left it at the club. Somebody

4:07

stole it. Somebody stole her gun then

4:09

did like check the security game. She had a

4:11

permit? I guess. I don't know. The manager told

4:13

me that. They were like, yeah this lady called

4:15

because she... Man I'm not

4:17

looking forward to going back out on the road. Yeah

4:20

I'm starting out by the way guys I will

4:22

be in Tampa, Florida on the 19th and 20th of

4:24

January. So if you are

4:26

in... You're doing side splitters? I'm doing side

4:28

splitters. That club's off. I hear it's really

4:31

fun. Yeah. I hear it's

4:33

really fun. Tampa's cool too. I did immediately

4:35

the second... You'd like to... You'll like Tampa.

4:38

Yeah. Why? Well it's trash.

4:41

I feel like it's Vegas with the coast. I

4:44

like... We only... One

4:47

afternoon we went down to the... What is

4:49

it? Ebor City? What is

4:51

that? It's like a Cuban era. It's like we're

4:53

all the Cuban immigrants move. So that's where there's

4:55

like bars and kind of you know like fun

4:57

stuff. But for the most part it's like I

4:59

just you know my move is I just get

5:01

to go in a hotel tonight

5:03

and see what's in the ear of the club. So

5:05

I was just at a holiday end. Same one that...

5:10

What's his name?

5:12

The comic that talks like this. He's

5:16

friends with Jim Norton. He was on... Used

5:18

to be on Ob and Anthony all the

5:20

time. Jim Florentine. I can remember

5:22

his voice but not his name. Same

5:24

one he... What? How you knowin? What?

5:27

He was at the Holiday Inn. He was at

5:29

the other sides boaters and

5:31

then we were all at the same hotel. Oh

5:33

cool. Yeah no I'm

5:35

excited about going there. I'm gonna go

5:37

with Caleb so it's

5:39

much better just having a friend

5:42

on the road. Yeah. It sucks

5:44

being alone. Yeah. Yeah it's just...

5:46

But whatever. Yeah so if you

5:48

guys are in Western Florida, the

5:50

Tampa Bay, the

5:52

Tampa St. Petersburg area,

5:55

please come on out. Mm-hmm. January.

5:58

It'll be nice also not being in the club. But

6:03

yeah, yeah, no, that guy got arrested on

6:05

my show. And the

6:08

crowds, it's all like, we're also very weird too,

6:10

because you could tell that they're, they were all

6:12

Mormon. They all left the church. But

6:15

so they're like just drinking beer, but they

6:17

still have the same sensibility. Like

6:19

in terms of naughtiness, they'd still be like, oh,

6:21

you know, so you couldn't

6:23

go like, you couldn't go too blue with them. But

6:28

I kept getting applause breaks when I was, because like

6:30

I would talk about, I remember I talked

6:32

about like growing up with Mormon people and I was like,

6:34

yeah, and their moms were just like, somehow,

6:36

24 years old and like the hottest woman you've

6:38

ever seen. And then I'd, and then I

6:40

was like, yeah, they're all married to like gay guys.

6:43

And every time I'd say that on a show, get an applause break. But

6:45

I had no idea that like, pretty

6:48

much like it's a, it's a

6:50

download brother type of community. That

6:53

is like, apparently like a consistent thing

6:55

in their whatever, but they're great people.

6:57

I love Mormon. I grew up with

6:59

a ton of them. And well,

7:02

rest in peace, Kenny. Rest in peace, Kenny. I didn't

7:04

mean to hit by it by it. And it seems

7:07

like he's avoided it. But the worst part about dying

7:09

while riding a bicycle is that

7:11

you're then memorialized as a cyclist.

7:14

Yeah, it has to become your entire identity.

7:16

Are there headlines about it? I

7:19

haven't seen it, but that's I always anytime

7:21

I pass by an intersection, they're like a

7:23

cyclist died here. And it's like, well, that

7:25

was probably just a guy riding a bicycle.

7:27

Yeah, you shouldn't just go into work. His

7:30

identity is cyclists. So he's part of your

7:32

weird, dumb bicycle community. Well, it's also you're

7:34

like imagining he's wearing that the outfit, you

7:37

know, the outfit. But

7:40

there's also two. It's like, that's like a punk

7:42

thing. There's like being, that was like a New

7:44

York. Oh, yeah. It doesn't really like the guys.

7:46

Yeah. Well, that was just New York hipster in

7:48

general. Yeah, like yeah. Like cycle at the guys,

7:50

the guys who get really angry about like the

7:52

bike lane and yeah, you know,

7:54

but at the same time, they're also like, get

7:56

the fuck out of my way. Pedestrian like you

7:58

don't really care about anybody. safety. It's

8:00

the second person I've known that's

8:03

actually died on a bike. Not

8:05

worth it. Scary.

8:10

Too scary. Yeah, I guess I

8:12

don't really know the details of what happened. My friend

8:14

Chris sent me a video. You

8:16

know Chris. So

8:19

he was just taking a video outside the window

8:22

of his apartment and

8:25

he's like, yeah, a

8:27

dump truck ran over an

8:29

old lady. He's just filming. Why

8:34

was he supposed to cry? I don't know,

8:36

but he was filming it and sending us

8:38

video of them cleaning up. Crazy man. He

8:40

set up a tent area. They cordoned it

8:42

off and then they,

8:47

you know, they'd like, you know,

8:49

where they investigate. They bring

8:51

a crash investigation team. Yeah.

8:53

The other bike accident, the first

8:56

one, the guy I knew was a garbage

8:58

truck. Yeah. Who

9:00

was that again? This guy I knew

9:02

from like before college.

9:05

No, you told us that. Yeah, yeah.

9:08

But yeah, it's horrible. You

9:12

know, and you know, not to bring myself

9:14

into it, but my car was parallel parked

9:16

and hit by a Hasidic bus. So,

9:19

you know, I feel like I can empathize a little

9:21

bit with the cyclists of the city and

9:24

the also the Gazans and the Gazans, probably

9:26

the Gazans as well and all victims of

9:28

genocide. That's funny. So they just stole your

9:31

car. So they see it's destroyed

9:33

your car. They caused a lot of

9:35

damage, destroyed my car and they had their own insurance

9:37

company come and take your car and now they won't

9:39

give you your car back. No, Volvo

9:42

got my car and

9:44

then they sent it to their collision center and now...

9:47

Because you have a lease, so Volvo takes the car.

9:49

So Volvo took the car and then they sent it

9:52

to the collision center and now the Hasid insurance

9:54

company has not sent out a

9:56

claims adjuster, so it's just sitting in... Tuck

10:00

a hoe New York my

10:02

car It's

10:05

been a month and a half. It's yeah

10:07

pretty crazy anyway enough

10:09

enough enough

10:11

of this death talk what

10:14

about life Nick and I actually had

10:16

a very nice night last night. Just catch you guys up. We

10:19

had a tremendous sweet What

10:21

is that? I don't know that says it on the knife. I

10:24

gotta drop these off down. Hopefully that

10:26

Victorinox store is still the

10:29

flagship you can just take not like

10:31

these to the The

10:33

Swiss Army Knife Store and then just give them to

10:35

them and they'll send them off to get reconditioned Really?

10:38

Yeah, and they just said they basically I think they just send you

10:40

a new night do that Yeah, I would

10:43

imagine that's something that you would get into doing

10:45

yourself Reconditioning no you

10:47

have yeah after all these years.

10:49

You still have no idea. You

10:51

don't really know me at all What do you

10:53

mean? That's not something I would you tried to

10:55

resurface a? Cast iron

10:57

pan once and then you got heavy metal poisoning

11:00

Yeah, so that's kind of a

11:03

similar kind of move. I didn't try to resurface I

11:05

remember you're like a reseason in the pan, but you can

11:07

just take a I should have

11:10

used a better instead of just like a

11:12

90-foot like or the Painters

11:14

mask yeah, like a rest you're like I

11:16

have metal Yeah,

11:18

I was like sneezing black afterwards

11:24

Yeah, no, but I saw a friend of mine

11:26

actually go to do the same exact thing mm-hmm.

11:28

Yeah, just put a like

11:30

whatever there's like I guess they're called like like

11:34

a rolox pad or you call it or Like

11:36

it's basically a scotch bright pad on an angle

11:38

grinder and take down the look when you get

11:40

a lodge cast iron Mm-hmm, and then just take

11:42

it down real smooth and then resease in it.

11:45

Yeah, like better oil But

11:49

I saw him like literally about to make the same move.

11:51

I'm like you better put your Longer

11:54

on yeah, well didn't go my long. It just

11:56

had like black snot. Oh, yeah

11:58

black boogers class Yeah,

12:02

man. So

12:05

anything else to report? We

12:07

have to work this weekend, you and I. Well,

12:11

we always have to work. The

12:13

work doesn't end. Until Don

12:16

Lemon wants to buy the show.

12:18

That's what he said. He said it's

12:20

the finest. I

12:22

don't want to get a cart

12:24

before the horse here, but there's

12:26

talks of Don Lemon and Hassan

12:29

Piker teaming up to buy the

12:31

Adam Friedland show to launch a new network.

12:34

Kind of like an alternative media network. Lemon and Hassan. Yeah.

12:40

That is kind of a dream team, if

12:42

I can imagine it. The Lemon and Hassan

12:44

News Network. Yeah. It kind of covers all

12:46

demographics. Yeah. You got Don

12:49

Lemon fans, you got Hassan Piker fans,

12:52

you got the News Fair Elvis. And

12:55

they're both doing Elvis impersonations the whole time.

12:59

They've got everything you want. Yeah.

13:03

It just feels great to finally get the

13:05

recognition, because it's been eight years of this,

13:08

of us being in journalism

13:11

and media. We

13:13

were ignored, I think, by the mainstream for

13:15

too long. And

13:18

I think now we are walking

13:21

on the shoulders of giants. It's

13:24

an open invitation to... We're

13:30

pretty close to going mainstream. We're

13:32

pretty close to mainstream. Yeah. I

13:35

think so. Which would be devastating

13:37

for a certain type of podcast

13:39

guy. I think it's starting to devastate them.

13:42

I think it's starting to dawn on

13:44

them that we are... We're

13:46

basically Huda and Kathy Lee. Do you think one

13:48

of them is going to kill your girlfriend? Why

13:53

my girlfriend? Well, you

13:55

know, to get revenge on her for

13:58

making the Adam Freidling... Making

14:00

that a freedom show mainstream well

14:02

because she's the one the entire time that's been like

14:04

you need Neil deGrasse Tyson on the show Yeah,

14:07

you need to have news guys on the

14:09

show. Let's fit her family in general. Yeah,

14:11

they're like you They're like

14:13

I've been saying we should interview grave

14:16

there The truck truck

14:18

and I made the arrangements to get

14:20

it through the door. Yeah, my girlfriend

14:22

has been a massive obstruction To

14:25

a lot of your more out there ideas.

14:27

Mm-hmm, but I think that like I

14:30

don't know. I feel more. I said we should do

14:32

a where's Waldo episode and fill the screen with hundreds

14:35

of nude men They'd

14:39

look exactly like Like

14:41

us. Yeah And

14:44

the audience has to find find us

14:46

by the penis by the penis by Yeah,

14:49

find this by the penis find me by the

14:51

penis the latest Martin Scorsese movie find find me

14:54

by me by the penis Yeah,

14:57

have you seen the that show in HBO? No,

14:59

what's fine me by the penis? Yeah, there's

15:01

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15:03

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15:05

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Yeah. Or being gay. Or getting gay

23:26

engaged to each other. Yeah.

23:29

And not being able to get married. That's the funniest

23:31

part. That they don't have

23:33

gay marriage in England. In Israel. In Israel.

23:35

Yeah it's illegal. It's illegal. Yeah. Oh yeah.

23:37

They're just posting the pictures of them getting

23:40

engaged. But they're getting

23:42

engaged to not get married. Right. Doesn't

23:47

even look. That's not even a good lie.

23:49

Yeah. What's also

23:51

it's dumb because it's like I don't understand.

23:53

Like that's obviously for a Western audience. Mm-hmm.

23:56

But it's like they're too far gone. It's

23:58

not like. like anybody

24:01

on the left is gonna be like, oh,

24:03

I had no idea there were

24:06

gay people in the IDF. It's

24:09

like, oh my God, you're what? Bombs

24:12

away. I mean, that's not

24:14

gonna reach anybody. All it

24:16

does is alienate their evangelical

24:18

base. Exactly. I had no idea

24:20

that this whole war, they

24:23

just wanted to play Draydle. Yeah,

24:26

now they're cool. Yeah,

24:28

it's pretty stupid. Honestly, it's just

24:30

like, it's a little rude. It

24:33

just makes it, I mean, obviously killing entire

24:35

families is quite rude, but just

24:37

then doing that is just a little bit like,

24:43

yeah, it's just for other Jews to be

24:45

like, yeah, that's right. It's

24:48

night six of Hanukkah, which

24:50

isn't even an important quality. And knowing Israel at this

24:52

point, you're gonna find out that none of the guys

24:54

in those pictures are actually even gay. That's

24:57

the next level. They don't even use real. That's

25:00

the false flag, gay marriage. It's crazy how lazy they

25:02

are. I mean, I guess they have a, I

25:05

suppose it's war to fight, but a lot

25:07

of it is really lazy, the

25:10

propaganda. They're like,

25:12

look at this video of a terrorist saying that

25:15

they wanna kill all of us. And

25:17

it's just like a still image of Jeff

25:19

Dunham and that positive, augmented

25:22

terrorist. They're like, this

25:24

is a guy in Palestine. This

25:26

is a Palestinian man. And what he wants

25:28

to do to us. Wasn't

25:31

he, he was a skeleton? Ahmed,

25:33

the dead terrorist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn,

25:36

that was a really good bit. Yeah. Yeah.

25:39

Who are his other puppets? I don't know, it's funny

25:42

though. I get to this point and like, Jeff Dunham

25:44

is my hero, literally. He's had a great

25:46

life, I would imagine. He's like, look, I

25:48

don't even have, I don't have the right bits. I

25:50

just do a dumb puppet and go on stage. Yeah,

25:53

yeah. I might try that too. I might get a

25:55

puppet for when the tour starts. Dude,

25:58

you can get 40 minutes. out

26:00

of puppet. I was thinking about bringing a

26:02

keyboard on stage and getting into like musical

26:04

comedy. Oh that's cool. You just say one

26:06

joke every 45 seconds and then it's just

26:08

like walking around on

26:11

the piano. Yeah, yeah,

26:13

yeah. And then... And

26:15

then...pussy. Yeah. And that

26:18

crushes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

26:21

It doesn't even have

26:23

to be a good

26:26

parody song. Maybe I'll

26:28

bring this thing on stage. That's

26:31

pretty funny.

26:35

Yeah. I

26:39

could just do like a science show for kids.

26:41

Mm-hmm. I'm

26:43

gonna do that. I'm gonna call C.A. right now. Tell

26:45

them make the shows all ages. I'm bringing fucking... I'm

26:49

bringing chemicals. You're doing volcano. Yes. Volcano

26:51

type of stuff. Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

26:53

You're putting Mentos inside of a Diet

26:55

Dr. Pepper. It's always a fun pivot

26:58

too. Yeah. When you go from... Why

27:00

don't you just learn magic? You go

27:02

from bad boy entertainment to children's entertainment.

27:04

Yeah. Family stuff. Mm-hmm. Louis Anderson did

27:07

that. It's like when the punk...the punk

27:09

rocker... Louis Anderson was a closeted

27:13

rapist. He

27:15

was. Yeah, he was a

27:17

homosexual rapist and then he

27:19

pivoted to children's entertainment. He

27:22

did like a bad boy style thing and then went

27:24

into life of Louis. And

27:27

he changed...he stopped being a

27:29

closeted... No. Oh,

27:31

so he was that the entire time? He was

27:34

that the entire time. Okay. Or like Jimmy Seville,

27:36

you know, saying... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

27:39

Oh, okay. All right. So are

27:41

you saying that... You ever think the guy that

27:43

plays Oscar the Grouch is like the only one

27:45

of the Sesame Street guys that isn't like a

27:48

pedophile? Why? Because he's grumpy? Well, and yeah, he's

27:50

like got to be surrounded by this shit and

27:52

he can't say anything about it. What

27:57

implies that he's not implicated? He's like Serpico.

28:00

How do you know that he's the only because your

28:02

attitude? That's what you think He's

28:04

the bad with the rest of them are having a

28:06

hoot and Annie It would be

28:09

funny if they hired a real homeless guy

28:11

to be the puppeteer. Mm-hmm Yeah, his life

28:13

actually did suck and he was bringing like

28:15

reality to the to the character Well the

28:17

puppeteer played him he was a method actor.

28:19

So he would he spent you lived on

28:22

the streets You're living in the streets. Yeah

28:24

in the garbage. Yeah, his eyes legs

28:26

are filled with fluid and really

28:29

Yeah They should give Oscar

28:31

the grouch like a Like

28:34

an aper x jacket Right.

28:37

Mmm. Yeah. Yeah, he

28:39

should have like a drug problem. Yeah, he should

28:41

have some birdman logs on and a per x

28:43

jacket. Yeah duct-taped

28:46

Logs right, you know,

28:48

yeah Underwear

28:51

made out of newspapers Yeah,

28:55

he should uh He

28:59

should get like get into like a Like

29:02

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Now we're back to the show. So Nick,

34:02

you got your chocolate off of your knife.

34:04

I did. Yeah.

34:06

And how many chocolates have you enjoyed today?

34:10

Huh? So

34:12

it was your birthday yesterday, Nick. Yeah.

34:15

Do you have any special birthday memories?

34:18

From yesterday? No, from yesterday.

34:20

We went to, we got Korean barbecues. We got

34:22

Korean barbecues, right? And someone outside said happy birthday.

34:25

Yeah, as we walked out, I told the guy, he said, oh,

34:27

it's you guys. And I said, tell him happy birthday. Yeah,

34:31

I've been looking back on the year a lot. I think it's the

34:34

end of the year. Yeah. And

34:36

it's been, you know, there's been a lot that's happened this year.

34:38

You know, we've done a lot. We've

34:41

been embroiled in controversies, multiple controversies.

34:43

Yeah. You know, we've gotten

34:46

in and out of, we've fallen in and

34:48

out of love. There's going to be,

34:50

there's a paradigm shift happening. We're about

34:52

to enter a deep period of peace.

34:56

You think? Yes, civilly. I

34:58

think we'll reach a, there's

35:00

going to be, because you know, a lot of America is

35:03

divided right now. And I say

35:05

this coming from like some kind of like

35:07

spiritual inner well that I have. Yeah. It's

35:09

not talking about partisan politics. That, that no, no, I mean, I am

35:11

talking about partisan politics. Oh, you are. But

35:13

I'm saying my insight as to why things will

35:16

get better is, it stems from a feeling

35:18

that I have, because I'm

35:20

usually right about these things. I was right about Bitcoin.

35:23

I was right about, um, Yeah,

35:28

not even mean stuff like that. I

35:30

mean, like more just sort of from

35:32

the hip predictions, but zero knowledge. None,

35:36

but you know what? Another thing I

35:38

said, starter jackets would come back. And

35:41

I was right about that. Uh, the

35:43

show where you can't bust that

35:46

became a show in real life. Bust

35:48

house. Yeah. Why

35:50

don't mean bits? I mean, bits are, I mean,

35:52

it's a real thing. It's not even a, that's

35:54

me saying a joke. And then somebody else coming

35:56

up with the same joke. That's not a predict.

35:58

It wasn't a joke. Okay, but

36:00

it's meant to be funny, but that I

36:04

That's not a prediction. Okay. Those are ideas.

36:06

Sure It's a big difference

36:08

to an ideas and prediction Mm-hmm, it would

36:11

be one thing if I had invented Bitcoin and

36:13

then Bitcoin became a thing then that would be

36:15

similar Yeah, but it isn't a Bitcoin. I say

36:17

there's I said and you were right about it.

36:21

I believe there is from the same prediction

36:24

zone in here brought you

36:27

Bitcoin and Starter

36:29

jackets coming back. I think there's going to be

36:31

an era Where it'll

36:33

be the end of it and I don't

36:36

think it's it you hear a lot of

36:38

people say pinch to talk about pendulum Swing.

36:40

Mm-hmm. I say the pendulum will finally lose

36:42

momentum and will enter a period

36:44

of deep stagnation where

36:47

things won't get better, but they won't really get

36:49

worse and the How

36:52

ineffective it is to care one way or

36:54

other about certain things will no longer matter

36:56

because you know Everything's divisive

36:59

I'm for some reason. I just feel

37:01

like we'll find one group of people that's

37:05

sort of responsible for a

37:08

Lot of the problems and it seems it

37:10

might at first seem like they're not Responsible

37:15

but they are and once

37:18

the world figures out

37:21

oh, it's actually These

37:23

guys we've all been fighting for no reason

37:25

it was just this type of Certain

37:29

type. Yeah, and you're

37:31

of course talking about Racists,

37:34

you're talking about no. No. No. No. No, you're

37:36

talking about is it what kind of I Think

37:39

we'll have to wait until the actual terms come

37:42

I mean, you know, I'm kind of doing like

37:44

a Long Island medium thing here. I

37:46

don't know your your dead son's name I just know

37:48

so, you know, it'll be one

37:50

like a Jimmy I'm feeling a gym if

37:52

I cut is there a Jimmy or a

37:54

Jerry or something? So

37:57

wait, okay, so let's just recap what Jerry does

37:59

anyone out? they're not like someone

38:03

named Jerry. That's what I'm saying. But that's

38:05

like a group of people, oh you're doing

38:07

what the Long Island medium does. Okay, but

38:09

you're saying it's gonna be John Edwards. So

38:12

crossing over with John Edwards. Okay,

38:15

so it's not... Do you think that's real? Do you think mediums

38:17

are real? I

38:19

think there are people that have a connection

38:21

with the spiritual world for sure. You know

38:23

like... Especially John Edwards or the

38:25

Long Island medium. A lot of people who

38:29

watch this show know I'm dealing with one of my

38:31

only sources of

38:33

media input is the reality series

38:36

Seven Little Johnsons. Yeah. Which

38:39

I watch a lot of. You get the

38:41

news from it or it's just entertainment?

38:43

Both. You follow

38:45

social trends? I am really. You're like, oh yeah

38:47

people are into that song nowadays I

38:49

saw it on Seven Little Johns. Have you watched the show at

38:51

all? You saw me in the clip of

38:54

them on the ropes course. It's amazing. The show is

38:56

amazing. It's a family of dwarves and the show has been

38:58

on for eight years now

39:00

and it's every single episode they just

39:02

do like a summer camp

39:04

activity and then the dad ends up

39:06

breaking something and then they have to

39:08

pay somebody to fix it. It's like

39:11

that's every episode. They'll do like a

39:13

talent show. They're like, yeah exactly. We're

39:15

doing limbo. What is it called? Limbo

39:20

bar? Yeah, limbo. Limbo, yeah.

39:22

We're doing a limbo bar. We

39:25

got a limbo game set up in the

39:27

front yard and then Trent's going to try

39:29

and repair the grandfather

39:32

clock in the living room and

39:34

then he burns down the living room. The fire department

39:37

has to come and they have to hire a professional

39:39

clock repairer and he's

39:41

like. Why is

39:43

the dad so clumsy in this little

39:45

person show? I think the issue is

39:48

because they're also southern and

39:50

I think the. He's like a good old

39:52

boy. Yeah, well I got the apprentice rude

39:55

but because we do want them on the show

39:58

but I careful. You

40:00

get the sense he's one of those like southern

40:02

guys. It's like well. I'm the dad so I'm

40:04

good at stuff Yeah, and then

40:07

but he's also has a Disability

40:11

that makes it harder to do no. Yeah, I

40:13

don't think that that because it's never like it's

40:15

not It's never like anything for something. I'm like

40:17

look at the yeah, right exactly good tools are

40:20

on the top shelf I don't know look at

40:22

all those knives on the top. There's one of

40:24

the first episodes. He's like making furniture for the

40:26

living room He's just getting chairs like

40:30

Like raw from the dump. Oh,

40:32

and then just screwing casters

40:34

into the bottom But he

40:37

must put I guess maybe it could be yeah,

40:39

it could be that the way it's edited, but

40:41

he's just Filling the bottom

40:43

of the thing with drywall screws going in

40:46

You know like what is a wood? Yeah a lot

40:48

of times. I mean it's not even wood it's

40:51

just the What's

40:54

out ever under is underneath that an

40:56

office chair, okay? Yeah,

40:58

so what is that like ABS plastic?

41:01

Yeah, okay That's just

41:04

you just toss the screws in there. Yeah, well.

41:06

He's explaining to his daughter's sex

41:10

Is there is there birds in the bees episode?

41:12

Yeah, I think they have to how old are

41:14

the kids in the show? well the

41:16

show like I said the show's been on for a long

41:19

time, so they go from Young

41:21

to old they have to you see

41:23

him grow up. They have two biological children

41:26

But I guess having biological children is

41:28

like the mom almost dies every time

41:31

because she's the size of the baby

41:33

anyways So

41:35

she's much smaller. Yeah, yeah So

41:38

like because they you know they don't they

41:40

come out the birth canal is smaller Yeah,

41:42

well their bone their skeletons are so

41:44

like her legs have to you

41:46

know like her whole pelvis has to separate I guess

41:49

anyway So then they

41:52

have three adopted children hmm. Yeah

41:55

And they adopt also little little

41:58

children look people children Yeah,

42:00

yeah, maybe the producers are kind

42:03

of like Kind of

42:05

it. Yeah, there's one where the dad

42:07

says we're gonna chop down a tree in the

42:09

front yard the tree in the front

42:11

yard Imparalling this

42:13

family. Well, yeah You know,

42:15

I don't know they do like a sock hop and then he's like

42:18

I'm gonna chop down the tree in the front yard They have a

42:20

nice house then when the show starts

42:22

they don't they like bought some like old

42:24

house to renovate And so they're all sleeping

42:26

on the floor Really?

42:28

Yeah, and they're like the no work

42:30

has been done renovating this house And

42:33

then I think they got the show was a hit And

42:36

so they got money from TLC there

42:38

through merchandising or something because then shortly

42:40

after that They just they they've become

42:42

rich off the show another house. Her

42:44

house is nice. Yeah in the currency.

42:46

Are there are they Christ-hearing? I

42:49

don't see them going to church. They don't go to

42:51

church. Yeah, they're not religious Evangelical,

42:53

I know yeah, but Oh Was

42:58

I gonna say oh Yeah,

43:00

so there's an episode where he goes to chop down a tree

43:02

in the front yard And then what

43:04

ends up happening and because his day

43:06

job is he's the groundskeeper at a

43:08

local college. He is yeah So

43:14

he's like, you know, I mean I do landscaping

43:16

I can I can I think I can manage

43:18

chopping that tree Oh, it makes sense. What happens

43:20

is he he sets his car on fire and

43:23

then the fire Yeah, how

43:26

we as his wife Put

43:29

the truck in like oh

43:31

and the reverse to pull the tree and then it's

43:33

just sitting there And he's like pedals

43:35

the car like yeah, they and they add they

43:37

can they add bolt. They add their own bolts

43:40

he drills a hole and the Into

43:43

the pedals and then so they have like pedals

43:45

are like and chills they built a built into

43:48

the pedals And

43:50

then I guess it's just sitting there and the

43:52

transmission heats up and cars trucks parking a pile

43:54

of leaves This isn't that Oh

43:56

classic and then they have to hire landscapers to come out

43:58

and cut the tree down and then they go new

44:01

car shopping. Yeah. So

44:03

how is he a landscaper professionally?

44:05

Huh? I mean, how is

44:07

he a landscaper professionally at a college? Well

44:10

I imagine they just put like a big propeller beany

44:12

on his head and he kind of walks around the

44:14

lawn. Maybe a jet pack, perhaps. A

44:17

propeller beany would... Yeah, and then he just walks

44:19

through the grass. Kind of inspector gadget style. No,

44:21

he doesn't fly, he just walks and it cuts

44:23

the grass. Oh, okay. Also,

44:26

it's quite sharp. Yeah. Yeah.

44:31

I mean, if I was that size, I would, you know, as

44:33

a younger man, I... Why do you keep trying to

44:36

be rude to these people? I'm not being rude to

44:38

these people, I'm just, I'm interested in... You're making cheap

44:40

jokes. I'm not taking cheap shots. First, if you start

44:42

this episode off... I did not,

44:44

not my Kenny. No, I didn't. This

44:46

is fucking tragic, I did not my Kenny. You don't

44:48

like Kenny because he's tall and you don't like these

44:50

people because they're shorter than you? I

44:53

never said that. And I don't dislike people for

44:55

being tall. This is what happens when people are 5'8". I

44:58

don't like, I'm not 5'8". No, you're literally, you are,

45:00

then what are you? 5'8".

45:05

We're not talking about me. So that would

45:07

make you shorter than... Wait, how do I...

45:09

5'7". No. 6'.

45:13

No. Huh? I'm

45:15

5'4", which is a good, which is a

45:17

good. 5',

45:20

here's the danger zone, 5'7", 5'8", 5'9". Yeah.

45:24

All evil people. Underneath or above?

45:27

Pussy. Yeah,

45:30

you're fine. Have you ever met like

45:32

a 5'3 or 5'4 guy that seems angry about it? Never.

45:38

The bagel boss? He was mad about

45:41

bagels. No, I think he was

45:43

mad about women on dating apps treating him because he

45:45

was 5'3". He was mad about bagels and he

45:47

had to make it about something else because he didn't want

45:49

to be... Danny DeVito on the other

45:51

hand. He didn't want these anti-Semites having even

45:53

more fuel. No, the bagel boss was mad

45:55

about women asking for your height on social

45:57

media. I worry about this teacher in Georgia.

46:00

awesome who's the teacher I think

46:03

we remember them it was in a high

46:06

school the Jewish teacher

46:09

in the middle we can I can I ask you

46:11

a question hold on can we go back because we

46:14

changed objects to the seven little Johnstons and

46:16

I found it I found it interesting to

46:19

hear about that show I'm gonna check it

46:21

out one of Robin's teacher accused of threatening

46:23

to kill student overcome and about his Israeli

46:25

flag mm-hmm yeah he threatened

46:28

to cut a kid's head off because he put up

46:30

an Israeli flag he he

46:32

the kid said he didn't like the flag

46:34

okay he put up an Israeli flag in

46:36

his classroom and the kid said oh that's

46:39

offensive because they're killing Palestinians and he said

46:41

you motherfucking piece of shit I'll kick your

46:43

ass I should cut your motherfucking head off

46:46

he said it to a middle student middle school

46:48

kid in the middle school kid well maybe the

46:50

kid did something else that was bad you know

46:52

you got to hear the context everyone's

46:55

making it about this damn war what if

46:57

that kid uh you know slept with his wife

46:59

or something you don't

47:01

know that it was a girl oh the

47:03

girl well what if

47:05

she he said

47:07

he would kick her fucking ass slit her goddamn throat

47:10

and drag her outside and cut her head off oh

47:13

that's bad mm-hmm yeah that's

47:15

not that's not good wait

47:18

but can we backtrack for a second Nick cuz

47:22

I you know are you there yeah you

47:24

were saying your five sevens no I'm not

47:26

first of all um do you know what

47:29

height I am I don't have to brag about it if everyone

47:33

can see what height I am while I'm sitting with this

47:35

damn chair it's not you know

47:37

this is society so high to pull let's just think

47:39

about the guest we've had on the show Chris Cuomo

47:42

no I can't kneel the grass Tyson

47:44

five foot seven those

47:46

eyes six three no six three I mean you

47:48

can look at the pictures of you standing next

47:50

to these people Chad

47:53

hangs this five ten Chad hangs five six easy

47:55

five six and a half five six and a

47:57

half and you guys next to each other in

47:59

your down He's maybe a little

48:01

smidge like one inch long. No,

48:04

no, no Who

48:08

else do we have on the show? Doug

48:16

Doug six four You

48:18

stretched out. Yeah, if he stood up straight he'd be

48:21

six four. Mm-hmm But he has bad thoughts. I can't

48:23

stop thinking about him holding his penis at a urinal

48:26

Like what that looks like I

48:36

Imagine he can I mean just because

48:38

the proximity of how small his upper

48:40

torso is he can self suck Let

48:44

me put it to you this way I can

48:46

do a standing self suck. He's on

48:48

a first day with a girl He's like yes,

48:51

I my my member is It's

48:53

quite nice I Anyways

48:59

Were you saying something about the seven little

49:01

Johnson's? Well before seven

49:03

little Johnson's podcast. Okay, Nick before

49:05

you mentioned them you we

49:08

segwayed into that with a By

49:10

referencing Long Island medium and Jonathan Edwards

49:12

crossing over. Oh, yeah, and then what

49:15

we said before that is you feel like 2024

49:18

will have a paradigm shift where we're

49:21

going to reach some sort of utopia Not

49:24

utopia will not be Call

49:27

be bad, but there will be placidity There

49:31

will be placidity because um,

49:34

and I just wasn't clear on what you were

49:38

Suggesting I mean you said that there will be

49:40

a group of people that is

49:42

blamed for all of society's ills and Then

49:46

once those people are exposed Then

49:49

we will heal Right

49:52

and what's gonna happen with them? Really?

49:55

Well, we're gonna expose their corruption and

49:57

and We're

50:00

going to expose their lies.

50:03

And then what happens? No, not even. Well,

50:05

they'll remain in power and we'll be powerless.

50:07

We'll just know who's

50:10

to blame. So

50:13

how's that going to help anyone? Because

50:15

I'm more. You're talking about the Jews. You're talking about the

50:17

Jews right now. Yes, you are. No, you're being pretty. I

50:19

feel like it's a little bit coded. I

50:22

feel like that entire rant was a little

50:24

bit coded. It's a return to feudalism. It's

50:26

over. Well. So

50:29

you're saying that we're going to be a class that

50:31

is sort of. And so who are the lords? Who

50:34

are the lords? I don't know. I just say it's based

50:36

on a feeling. But you said it's going to be one

50:38

group of people. One group of people who will. Who

50:41

will be responsible. Who have sealed

50:43

themselves off in sort of a castle

50:46

that's unreachable. And society

50:48

will recognize itself correctly as outside

50:51

of the gate. So

50:53

no longer are we trying to fix the kingdom

50:55

from within because the kingdom never existed in

50:57

the first place. We're out in the field.

51:00

Yeah. Paying

51:03

some sort of land tax. Land tax, right?

51:05

To Bowser. And then we can be free

51:07

to be animals. To

51:09

be animals. Yeah. Well, I mean,

51:11

we're still going to have to work our land. No,

51:16

you can just steal whatever you want. That's going to be the other

51:18

thing, too. Oh, really? Yeah, you can

51:20

go in places and take shit. It'll all be

51:22

like San Francisco. Oh my God,

51:25

like Target, San Francisco? Oh

51:27

my God. Yeah. That's pretty

51:29

nice. Next time I go there, I should have tried

51:31

that. I should have tried shoplifting while I was there.

51:33

Because I'm pretty sure it's just straight up

51:35

fucking legal now. Oh, because they have a

51:37

progressive DA? Yeah, I think you

51:40

can just steal shit in San Francisco and

51:42

they can't do anything. Really? I'm

51:44

going to do that. One next time I'm there.

51:46

When I'm on the road, when I do cobs again, I'm

51:48

just going to steal the entire time. As

51:52

a countermeasure, can a shop owner have

51:54

a mousetrap or something? So

51:57

you can steal, but you're going to steal. going

52:00

to get... And you

52:02

put Venus disposable razors on it.

52:04

Yeah, you put a tampon.

52:07

Yeah. Venus razors. Women's

52:12

degreed underarm. My

52:16

doll. What time do you have

52:18

to go to the airport? Now. You'll

52:23

be back tomorrow? Yes. Tomorrow night.

52:27

Which airport are you going to? JFK. Where's

52:32

the airport? You gotta go now. Yeah.

52:34

Alright guys, thank you for watching the

52:36

show. I won't. I mean, we're

52:38

not done yet. You have to go to the

52:41

airport right now? I'll say. I'll finish

52:43

the show. Okay. How

52:45

many minutes do we have? I don't know, ten. Ten?

52:48

So, shoot. I don't know. Ten, Nick.

52:51

Nick, I don't know if I can do

52:53

ten. No,

52:55

I didn't kick you out. No,

52:58

I just don't want you to be late for your

53:00

flight. I won't be late for my flight. Well, let's

53:02

wait. Just come back. Come back. Don't... Ten

53:04

minutes today. I don't know if I could do that without

53:06

you. I can't. I can't do this without you. Wait,

53:10

wait, wait. JFK, Queen's.

53:13

59 minute

53:16

drive, Nick. Yeah, but

53:18

I gotta go find a cat. I

53:20

know, so it's not good. Do

53:37

you want your chocolates for the flight? Did

53:47

you... Nick? Did

53:49

you check in? No. On

53:54

your phone? You

53:57

can do that in the cab, probably. What

54:01

airline is it? Are

54:07

you doing Delta? I

54:16

didn't tell you to leave. No,

54:18

I mean, we can do another 10 minutes. I just... I

54:21

thought the show was... I thought it was at an hour. Why

54:24

would you think that? Because

54:26

I thought we started a half past. So

54:30

54 minutes right now. 54

54:32

minutes? Well... I

54:35

guess it's... I'll just say

54:37

bye for you before you go

54:40

on your journey. Did you

54:42

pack like a lunch or something for lunch? I didn't

54:45

pack anything. I didn't pack anything.

54:48

I didn't pack anything. Do you have...

54:51

I lost my gloves. You did? I

54:54

see maybe they ripped my house. It doesn't matter.

54:56

Anyways, don't worry about me or my commute. I

54:58

feel like you're... It's just dreadful to go to

55:00

the airport. You're publicly treating me as

55:03

if I can't get to the airport myself. No,

55:05

you're a big boy. I can

55:07

do things myself. You do things by

55:09

yourself all the time? You don't need me. I think

55:11

I'm going to shoplift next time I

55:13

get to San Francisco. San Francisco? Do

55:16

they have a sore throat? I'm going right

55:18

now to shoplift in San Francisco. No,

55:20

I think they just

55:22

completely decriminalized shoplifting. Really?

55:24

Why? I'm under that.

55:26

I'm vlogging up the court system. Yeah.

55:30

Really? Yeah. Well, yeah.

55:33

I think you can get anything you want. Have

55:35

you had any of these chocolates? I

55:37

had two of them. I had the white chocolate one.

55:39

Yeah, I had nine. You had

55:41

nine chocolates? Oh my God. You're

55:43

like Kathy. Yeah. Act.

55:47

Yeah. Can't stop you eating. Yeah.

55:51

Well, yeah. I mean, it's not

55:53

probably not a bad idea to like once every,

55:55

you know, maybe fiscal quarter you

55:57

do a shoplifting trip to San Francisco.

56:00

Let's go. You know you

56:02

hit all the stores. Yeah, then

56:04

you come back you bring like a kind of

56:06

an empty check bag. Yeah Not

56:09

a bad deal. Well, there's one of those in

56:11

those shoplifting compilations There's one where a guy stealing

56:13

and somebody's like why do you are doing this?

56:16

What are you doing this and the guy goes it's

56:18

San Francisco, bro He says because

56:20

it's there because it's San Francisco. That's kind

56:22

of a good line. Yeah, it's

56:24

Chinatown. Yeah. Yeah, forget it Jake

56:27

Yeah So it is

56:29

legal there. I think so We

56:33

should look it up. Yeah, I don't

56:35

know I hate I hate California I

56:38

don't like it either. I fucking hate the West

56:40

Coast dude. Mm-hmm the whole thing sucks

56:44

From from Canada all the way down to

56:46

make Canada's part the entirety of Canada is

56:48

part of the West Coast Oh,

56:51

you're the West Coast starts at

56:53

Toronto. So you hate Alaska. Yeah

56:57

Alaska down. Yeah, and then

56:59

Toronto over. Yeah, I

57:02

really don't like anything outside of New York and Philadelphia

57:04

I like Miami.

57:06

No, I like Montreal.

57:08

No, I like Mexico City, New York and Philadelphia.

57:10

I haven't been to Mexico City It's nice. I

57:12

want to spend I gotta start spending time in

57:14

South America Central and South America. You should I

57:17

want to just went there You got robbed. I

57:19

told you I love Puerto Rico Yeah,

57:22

yeah. Yeah, Puerto Rico's good. I've never

57:24

been there. But I hear it's Puerto

57:26

Rico's amazing. Yeah, it's well There's just

57:28

not really anything there That's

57:30

my one. Yeah, I mean it was it's like

57:32

are you going vacation? You know, I I don't

57:34

sometimes I feel overwhelmed I'm

57:36

in a place Like I'm like

57:39

I'm like over stimulated and I feel like

57:41

I'm not doing enough or I'm like not

57:43

connecting enough with what I'm looking At and

57:46

Puerto Rico is just hot Like

57:49

old San Juan is like

57:51

New Orleans feels more exotic than The

57:54

Puerto Rican old San Juan does old San Juan

57:56

feels like a like, you know, you know, sometimes

57:59

they're like a music park they'll be like like

58:02

the 20s area you know

58:04

like a jazz age kind of area yeah

58:07

that's like say old Sam one feels

58:09

like part of an amusement park it's

58:11

just like yeah hard rock cafe in

58:13

an old-looking building mm-hmm yeah one of

58:15

those kind of places yeah yeah and

58:17

you know I think I just mentioned

58:19

this on Tim show like

58:22

Puerto Rico like you know Lewis doesn't

58:25

go to Puerto Rico really goes how do you

58:27

see his poor goes to Jamaica he does oh

58:29

cuz he likes a gun I don't even well

58:31

it does he I think he likes I mean

58:35

yeah I'm gonna skanks is just

58:37

branded as like a weed kind

58:39

of a weed kind of new

58:41

metal yeah energy drinks and yeah

58:43

yeah create him

58:46

weed energy drinks yeah

58:49

I guess so it's sad man

58:51

it's crazy we're middle-aged now I think

58:54

like I'm that's like and then like I'm

58:56

gonna more years what do we do we

58:58

just keep fucking being this kind of piece

59:01

of shit children children

59:03

yeah just man child childish

59:05

bullshit forever and

59:08

then people are like oh why don't you settle down and

59:10

have a family I'm like oh yeah I'll get right on

59:13

that what do you mean yeah

59:15

I need to find someone that would agree

59:17

to sure yeah what you're gonna rape what

59:19

do you mean family yeah right and

59:22

that doesn't even mean they're gonna like you or

59:24

you're gonna do a good job of it cuz

59:26

you're so fucking immature yeah he's probably do a

59:29

good job at it I think all that requires

59:31

is money yeah but sometimes

59:33

that is such a leg up it's

59:36

all the matter I mean ninety ninety nine

59:38

percent of being a good father is having

59:41

money it's

59:43

like that that will take care of ninety

59:46

nine yeah yeah and then one percent is

59:48

learning how to pretend like you're listening you

59:50

don't even need that you know people love

59:52

their dad and they're like dad look what

59:55

I did in school and they're like oh

59:57

wow yeah That's

1:00:00

it. All right. That's all

1:00:02

you got to do. Yeah. Uh-huh.

1:00:04

Yeah. I'm on pills.

1:00:07

Yeah. I'm on opioids. No,

1:00:09

yeah, I guess it really does require money,

1:00:11

but I still don't think that, I

1:00:13

mean, I've

1:00:16

become more financially

1:00:18

stable in my life than I was

1:00:20

younger, but I don't think it's really

1:00:22

translated into respect.

1:00:26

Respect from who? Pretty much everyone I

1:00:28

know. Yeah, it doesn't matter. People respect you less.

1:00:31

Yeah. Because then you're like, oh, look at

1:00:33

this rich pussy. Yeah. You're being more

1:00:35

pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. But

1:00:38

whatever. It's not like I had respect in the first

1:00:40

place. No, no, no, but I desired it.

1:00:44

Yeah. It's not like I'm...

1:00:46

I didn't lose anything, you know? It's like

1:00:48

now that people already didn't like me, and

1:00:50

now they don't like me for a different

1:00:52

reason. They don't like you more. Yeah, they

1:00:54

don't like me more. Yeah. So

1:00:58

I guess that's worse, but it's kind of the same. Yeah.

1:01:01

I guess it's... Yeah. Oh,

1:01:03

man. Yeah. I

1:01:07

guess we're not just not going to grow up because... No,

1:01:11

you have no choice. That's the thing. It's not like

1:01:13

people are like, oh, well, millennials and... Well,

1:01:15

it's yet to be seen with Gen Z, but like,

1:01:17

oh, millennials are trapped in permanent adolescence. And like, well,

1:01:19

that's a... That's

1:01:22

like a physical impossibility.

1:01:25

No, but I think it is kind of

1:01:27

like a... I understand

1:01:29

what they mean, so don't argue... It

1:01:32

is kind of a lot of the... Don't

1:01:34

argue, don't pretend like I'm arguing

1:01:36

with the sentiment because I'm not,

1:01:38

so don't just reiterate

1:01:40

something that I already understand. My

1:01:47

point is, is that... That

1:01:49

you're only 13 to 19 once. Well,

1:01:54

you're physically going to age and die.

1:01:57

So it's like there's... to

1:02:00

pitch to frame permanent adolescence

1:02:02

is like simply immaturity rather

1:02:04

than like, you know, well,

1:02:07

you're paying like the victim there isn't a

1:02:09

society that has to tolerate man

1:02:12

children. It's the person that's like

1:02:14

cruising towards their deathbed. You

1:02:16

know, like it's gonna be so sad when

1:02:18

people we know are on

1:02:23

their deathbed. Friends of ours have we've had and we're

1:02:25

gonna we have had friends die of cancer already. Our

1:02:27

friends are dying. A friend of ours died this week.

1:02:29

A friend of ours tried to make the perfect 90s

1:02:32

playlist for them. The perfect

1:02:35

show them their favorite office

1:02:38

bloopers compilation. I'm just

1:02:40

trying to think of like what what is

1:02:42

kind of a an

1:02:45

indicative of millennial arrested development.

1:02:51

Kind of the I don't know. Yeah,

1:02:55

I mean, I think it's more than that, but

1:02:57

they're obviously there are cultural things like, you know,

1:02:59

indicate that as well. Like

1:03:02

the yeah,

1:03:05

let's listen to the Spice Girls. You

1:03:08

know, like we did when we were 11. I'm letting you

1:03:14

have to find a word. I what

1:03:16

you could have bailed me out. I don't really do. I

1:03:18

couldn't know. Maybe

1:03:21

we'll start growing up like after maybe

1:03:25

Monday. What? Maybe

1:03:27

Monday morning. We

1:03:30

hold each other accountable. Mutual accountability. I don't

1:03:32

know. I've gotten back into playing gold. Nice.

1:03:34

So I don't know if that's gonna happen.

1:03:37

That is what I mean. Yeah. Okay. Bringing

1:03:39

an N64 to your friend's deathbed. Yeah, right.

1:03:41

We literally have we literally have. We have

1:03:45

a Nintendo 64 here. So

1:03:50

that's kind of what I mean. That's what that's

1:03:53

what I was looking for instead of office. And

1:03:55

for years people have been like, you should you

1:03:57

should have a kid. Yeah. Say that to me. And

1:03:59

you're like, I'm I got every game on N64

1:04:01

because I have this little card from Ukraine.

1:04:03

Yeah. Yeah. I'm

1:04:05

sure it'd be easy. I'm sure it'd be fine. It's

1:04:08

probably not that hard. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:11

If you can like give it clothes with food and stuff. No,

1:04:13

but then you had like, if your wife,

1:04:15

you can't make your wife do everything. I don't,

1:04:17

you're the only reason I don't think I can

1:04:19

is because I have a cat

1:04:22

and I still see the cat

1:04:25

as like a roommate, basically. I

1:04:28

take care of it. No one that feeds it and cleans

1:04:30

the litter box, but I still

1:04:32

see the cat as like we're on

1:04:34

equal footing. Well, I'm not sure that

1:04:36

I see wouldn't rip

1:04:39

a baby to shred. Yeah. I'm

1:04:42

not 100% certain. Also

1:04:44

you're infertile too. That's not true. Yeah.

1:04:47

That's not true. It is. I've

1:04:49

caught a mad body. No, we've got

1:04:52

you tested. I'm a heavy shooter bro.

1:04:54

You just have menstrual or estrogen. No,

1:04:57

I'd buck it. They said your estrogen level is

1:04:59

too high. No, it doesn't have to. It doesn't

1:05:01

mean you don't have to. And they said you

1:05:03

have a problem where you keep getting yourself pregnant.

1:05:05

It just means that you're sleepy and you have

1:05:08

a sensitive nipple. You're like a

1:05:10

plant basically. You

1:05:13

just keep self pollinating your sperm.

1:05:15

Keeps going, leaking through the membranes

1:05:17

into your ass. I'm

1:05:20

getting pregnant. Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:23

Yeah. Really? That's what the

1:05:25

doctor said to me. I brought you the

1:05:27

doctor while you were asleep. Anyways, that's the Adam

1:05:29

Freeland Show. Thank you. Have

1:05:31

a good flight bro. I'll see you. Okay.

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all on a vibrant campus in

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one of America's best college jobs.

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It's also why Bowling Green State University is the

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number one school in the Midwest that students

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would choose again for the fourth year in a row.