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I'm hello and welcome to

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the Adam Free Leisure Podcast

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Masterpiece Theater Masterpiece Theater Guys,

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tears that mean in British

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Masterpiece? A Big Dick Theater

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Like Huge Dick? Yeah. Was.

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The Lord's Peace. It is like

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the King's be are the masters

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but he's a masterpiece. Yes, I

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have to get breakfast ready. I'll

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be servicing the masters peace in

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the bedroom. Get

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has bowl of cream and. And

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with one or the barley.

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Has barley and morally increase eating

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p didn't mill I was be

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servicing is p is peace in

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the bedroom The Marvel: I addressed

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the master before I put on

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his Maya my latest film. I'm

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sure you remember his we did

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Moss and Commander. And.

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My next film Lizards called

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The Masters Peace. And

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it's and it's about. I'm. A

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man on a boat who gets his penis. Sought.

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Is it like in the same universe as

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Mastery Commanders? It just a try to figure

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out a Russell Crowe. Either that or a

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pretty good is a little more Australian I

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guess it it interview but he told his

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good. His own is where he

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say he barely sounds Australian. I

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don't I guess I don't really know what he

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says. They give interviews. Like. A

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I just know that he's he

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likes to rock, he has a

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bank or like the sharks or

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something. Yeah the call the shots

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shots. Yeah Air in Australia Shorting

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his verse and respect. Yet

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when you meet a new person you crave. Could.

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He wouldn't be let out a

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little skirt. Yeah, yeah, it's a

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it's actually insulting if someone doesn't

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Yeah, it's nice because there's a

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smell aspect and. an audio

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aspect to it. So that's how you

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know it's a, you

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know, it's go time. Guys, it's late night.

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It's late night. I'm going to go to

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Tampa, Florida in the morning. It'll be Tampa,

2:11

Florida all this weekend. This episode is up

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tonight, the 19th and the 20th 19th and

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20th and before to please

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come and see me. I'm going to

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go with Caleb Pitts on Friday, maybe

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Saturday. Uh, scumbag Vinnie will

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be doing a guest at the club was

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not too enthused about

2:29

my announcement that scumbag Vinnie will be on the show.

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I got a fun, I got to find an opener

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because you and Caleb go out and do stuff and

2:36

have fun. Yeah. Yeah.

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We, we have a good dynamic. My problem is

2:40

like a of a hang. I'm not like, yeah,

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I'm not fun. Like I would bring Racine with

2:44

me and me and Racine get along, but like

2:46

we're just both retarded people.

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Right. So like Racine would be like, you know,

2:52

like I literally, we would just go to Dick's

2:54

sporting goods or Cabela's. Yeah. We will

2:56

kill it. I think a lot of going on the

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road is going to a mall. I

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did that. Yeah. I go to malls a lot. Yeah.

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Caleb and I will go to a mall

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and I should, and I'll be like, should

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I buy Tim's? Yeah. Should I go to

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Lids? Yeah. Fucking buy Tim's. And he'll be

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like, you got to girl. Yeah. Girl, you

3:13

have to, you know? Yeah. Um, yeah. It's,

3:15

you've got to go with a friend. Otherwise

3:17

you want to kill yourself. Right. That's the

3:19

deal. But the thing is I'm just not

3:21

like, I guess my friends outside of the

3:23

guys I'm friends with, we don't do anything.

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Yeah. I mean,

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you know, not really fun. Like

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outside my real life, I'm like,

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Oh, there's a train museum. We

3:37

should find another guy like that. That's what

3:39

micro scene is. Yeah. But I imagine

3:42

if you meet another like person

3:44

like you in the wild, maybe we can

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go to like the, uh, the bakery at

3:48

Wegmans. That's that

3:50

those are his suggestion. Yeah. Yeah. We'll

3:53

do stuff like that. And then, yeah,

3:55

I'd be like, yeah, these are pretty good. You have

3:57

a pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. These are pretty good. They're

4:00

like not like real prey leans, but they're

4:03

good. Caleb and I

4:05

will typically go around the city. They

4:07

will be like, Oh, what if they

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will look on Zillow and we, and we'd be

4:12

like, what if we left our girlfriends, his wife

4:15

now, and then became a gay

4:17

couple and then moved to Raleigh, North Carolina

4:19

or something. We'll talk a little bit about

4:21

it about like, you know, our

4:23

day to day as the gay couple, like in a

4:25

cute little house in Raleigh. You guys are all fun

4:27

in Tampa. Tampa's that clubs out

4:30

in the middle of nowhere, but it's outside

4:32

the city, right? Ebor city. They got wild

4:34

chickens all over the place in

4:36

the club. No, just on the street.

4:38

There's just fucking roosters all over the place. Is

4:41

that real? Yeah. And like

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the way we have pigeons, they have like

4:45

fucking chickens like Mexico style. Yeah. That's

4:47

pretty cool. It's all it's Cubans down there. So I

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guess they brought the, I

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thought Cubans were Miami. I thought Tampa was

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we're good old boys. No, they also went

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to Tampa. Really? Yeah. There's

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a lot of Cubans. There's a

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lot of Cubans there and big

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cigar industry. Oh my God.

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That's what he bore. I guess was initially.

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And I enjoyed a cigar. No,

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I like pipe tobacco. I will be in

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Columbus, Ohio at the funny

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bone on February.

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The middle go to mall.dog. And

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then you click on shows. Mall.dog.

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That's my website. Go

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to shows and that's my schedule. But Columbus, that's

5:30

the next one. That's less than a month away.

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Did funny moms manage to stay on stage for 15 minutes.

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You had a great set. It was okay.

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I got to figure out. I'm just going to, I'm

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going to really open up

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the possibilities wide. It's

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like, let's not think about jokes. Let's think about

5:46

how to have a good time. Right. For

5:49

45 minutes. Yeah. Kind

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of maybe like a multimedia aspect to it.

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I'm considering that. Yeah. Nick

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has been pitching me ideas for his new stage

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act and it sounds like folks, I'm not exaggerating

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an extravaganza. I will say I kind

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of want to do an extravaganza. You

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could do an extravaganza. I really hate

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stand-up comedy, but the idea of being

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an extravaganza, oh my god.

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Yeah. Yeah. We limit ourselves. If

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I made up, all I have to do is

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be on stage for an hour. If I made

6:17

up a different, maybe I could just create a

6:19

new medium, like

6:22

a new thing. An extravaganza. Yeah. Yeah.

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And what would it entail? Well, I would imagine

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what I was thinking, and I don't want

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to ruin it, but I

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get the dimensions of the showroom beforehand.

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Okay. And I have a giant tube.

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And then I, so there's 300 people in the

6:39

audience and I start back left corner

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audience. And I whisper the first

6:43

joke into the ear of the woman in

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the first seat. Hopefully. And then

6:47

I, and then I go to the next

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person. And it takes me

6:51

a full hour. And by the end, I've

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whispered one joke, the same joke

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into each person's ear. And then

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I say, thank you. Yeah, that's pretty

7:00

good. You got a personal experience. Yeah. It's kind

7:02

of like, you know,

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how like whores on the

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internet sell like chatting. Yeah.

7:11

Like beating

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off on cam, you mean? Maybe I'll

7:15

just do stand up with one of

7:17

those, like, those kind

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of dildos that vibrate if you

7:22

send coins inserted

7:24

into me. And then at every, at

7:26

the, everybody's table, there'll be, you'll

7:29

have the option of vibrating.

7:31

Yeah. Right. A dildo

7:33

and that came into

7:35

my urethra. So you make more money

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on top of whatever you're making from

7:40

the ticket sales. Right. Maybe

7:42

I'll try that. That'd

7:44

be a fun thing to do. You can make hundreds. I

7:47

think it's not a bad idea. Yeah. Yeah.

7:50

I, uh, that's when I think

7:52

more Gallagher thing, but sharding instead

7:54

of smashing fruit. Yeah. I think

7:56

the splashing part is what's popular

7:58

about Gallagher. It's not

8:00

about the watermelon. It could be poo. Yeah.

8:03

Yeah, I guess I don't... I

8:05

thought for extravaganza, it sounds a little bit more like,

8:09

I don't know, like you tell a story and you're like,

8:12

there's a piano playing, you know,

8:14

the introduction to a song. And you're

8:16

like, yeah, last time I performed this

8:18

was at the Starlight

8:20

Lounge in Reno, Nevada. And, you know, I

8:23

met a woman there and she

8:25

stole all my money. And then

8:28

you sing, you know, your song. Kind

8:30

of like that kind of thing. The Tony Bennett. Yeah,

8:32

kind of a Tony Bennett, yeah. Yeah,

8:34

and you can make your songs... I don't

8:37

know, you don't even have to sing your own songs.

8:39

You can do an evening of covers, you know. I

8:41

don't know, I think that's kind of a good idea. I

8:44

don't know. I'm spitball. I don't know.

8:46

There could be like another aspect to it

8:48

where it's... People just

8:50

get to come up and kick you in the

8:52

balls. No, I'll never do something like that. I'll

8:54

never humiliate myself in such a regard. No, but

8:57

that's like a... Sharding though, and

8:59

the dildo in my ass. I think I could do

9:01

the vibrating and sharding.

9:03

That's not about it, baby. That's not about

9:05

it. Uh-huh. Did you have a

9:07

fun day today? You know what I could do is I

9:09

could put... I could do the show

9:11

is I could put a dildo in my ass and

9:14

I'd try to shit it out without a

9:16

turd also coming out. Uh-huh. And

9:19

if the turd comes out, I lose and

9:21

the audience wins. And what, they get their money

9:23

back or something? Double

9:25

their money. Double. Yeah. That's

9:29

a pretty good idea. Yeah,

9:31

yeah. The

9:34

club doesn't know this is happening, but... Yeah.

9:38

That's the plan. There

9:40

has to be a way to exploit them

9:42

for even more money, you know? Beyond their

9:45

ticket prices. I don't

9:48

know. Maybe like you could

9:51

have them like... You

9:53

know like when people do live streaming, you have

9:55

to say something if they like tip more? Then

9:58

You have to like do a shout out or... Something. So.

10:02

You can just they can. My God.

10:04

I have admired or another worse, what

10:07

is that? how that works livestream and

10:09

you did his sons stream recently. He

10:12

makes money for if he does ad breaks

10:14

and if he paid five dollars you don't

10:16

have to watch the ad breaks. Okay,

10:18

yeah, When. You mean you pay

10:21

five dollars and you can turn your computer

10:23

off for foreigners? Know he here allowed game

10:25

he turns on the outbreak keeps talking. And

10:27

are. If you

10:30

see him, keep talking. I. Guess

10:32

A interrupts always saying secret things during

10:34

the commercial for yeah to his secret

10:36

friends And there are. Seventy.

10:39

Five thousand people watching and the

10:41

chat is like the code and

10:43

the Matrix inside. And

10:47

is is. I. Couldn't really

10:49

get over what it was that he

10:51

was doing and that he does every

10:53

single day. was live near and I

10:55

feel like I didn't want to make

10:57

him feel bad. Bozak This. Doesn't.

11:00

Seem like a healthy West and

11:02

I I get he's very wealthy

11:04

but I was like. Yeah

11:06

was telling me I was a what happens if

11:08

you like and diary or something. You.

11:11

Only get mad at him. You have a time him

11:13

go to the bathroom as. They.

11:16

Have spread sheets of how it isn't appears in

11:18

there. Is. Kind of

11:20

the Stanford Prison Experiment but you get

11:22

millions of dollars for it. That's what

11:24

those by show is to Stanford Prison

11:26

Experiment by the and here in. Who

11:29

can do that? I think the audience is it

11:31

does he. There's a button on your table and

11:33

if you do it. I if

11:35

you press era toy will assess so vibrate

11:37

my ass and or started. Punching.

11:41

this woman violently so be chained

11:43

up to up a poll of

11:45

her front of me and whether

11:47

they did since turbo starts going

11:49

i just start punching violently millimeters

11:52

a random audience member of your

11:54

excessive club i imagine will provide

11:56

and yeah man in between always

11:58

said yes and And

12:01

so it's not even on me. Yeah. Yeah.

12:06

It's on the audience, right? You

12:08

are but a vessel. A

12:11

vessel. A vessel

12:13

of fist. That was a Stanford prison

12:15

experiment, wasn't it? I think

12:17

it was just they put kids in a class,

12:19

psychology class. It's funny because

12:21

it's been referenced so much because you learn what it

12:23

is. I forgot what it is.

12:25

I don't remember what it is anymore. I

12:28

think they just like incarcerated a bunch

12:31

of kids in a class. It's about

12:33

torturing people, right? They start going nuts,

12:35

yeah. And

12:37

then there's a similar example that

12:39

happened at Harvard. There was a

12:41

kid who had a nervous breakdown

12:43

and it was Ted Kaczynski. Oh.

12:54

Yeah. What

12:58

were you saying earlier about me? About

13:01

the way I look? I don't remember. Was

13:04

it good or bad? It

13:06

was really nice. Oh boy. Well,

13:10

it's been a big week in terms of news. Yeah.

13:14

Huge. I feel like something happened. Somebody

13:18

went on a knife rampage and let's

13:20

just look. Let's go

13:23

to the... Let's see what New York Post. Yeah.

13:28

Let's check the... New

13:31

York Post. Let's

13:33

see. Teacher beaten

13:35

unconscious by 270 pounds student over Nintendo

13:37

Switch. She

13:43

tells the post that he spat in her face and called

13:45

her a whore. She looks

13:49

like a bitch. Yeah. We

13:52

got good stuff in the New York Post today. I

13:54

still feel it, she says. 270

13:57

pounds and look. Just... Alpha

14:00

Blurred. Oh my god.

14:02

The Alpha Blurred. He was super saying on

14:04

that. Yeah. I grabbed my

14:06

backpack and my sweatshirt and I got up to leave

14:08

the class. The energy changed in there. I

14:11

just wanted to remove myself from

14:15

Joan

14:17

continue without supporting us. Wiping

14:20

the spit from her face. Florida

14:23

teacher Joan Nadick. Come

14:25

on. Since it was time

14:27

to escape

14:29

her classroom. Yes.

14:34

She was beaten unconscious by students

14:37

over Nintendo switch. He

14:39

was trying to take her Nintendo switch.

14:42

17 year

14:45

old Brandon Deepa standing six foot

14:47

seven and 270 pounds pummeled

14:51

Nadick with more than a dozen

14:53

kicks and punches. Beating

15:01

the fuck out. That'd be

15:05

awesome. Can you imagine being in that

15:07

class as a teenager too? I'm doing.

15:09

The blurred lost

15:15

it. She

15:17

tried to touch his switch and the bird

15:20

blurred lost it. He was trying to play

15:22

Zelda. Oh my god.

15:24

Yeah. Sounds like she got a breath of the wild.

15:26

Yeah. Sounds like the tears of

15:28

the kingdom rain down on. It sounds like

15:30

he he slapped her with a.

15:32

She had

15:35

the ocarina of time. I

15:38

don't fucking know. Sounds like her face is

15:40

going to have to be in a Majora's

15:42

mask until the bone or her

15:44

ocular bones heal. That's

15:47

crazy. How does a kid

15:49

get 270 pounds and six

15:51

seven. I feel like I

15:53

wouldn't want to go to school. Some of that big.

15:56

You should legally not be.

16:00

I said get to

16:02

go to little kid. I think once your past six

16:04

two, they should just give you the diploma. Yeah, you're

16:06

done. I mean, cause it's like, first of all, in

16:09

terms of society, being

16:11

six two does more for you than

16:13

a high school diploma. A hundred percent.

16:15

Like you got a guy with no

16:18

fucking high school diploma that's six two

16:20

versus a guy with just a high

16:22

school diploma that's five seven and going

16:24

into a job. They're going to give the

16:26

six two guy job. So once

16:29

you reach that height, you can be done with school.

16:35

That's so funny. He

16:37

popped off on that lady. Yeah,

16:40

here we go. Now we get seven paragraphs

16:42

down. We get to the crucial information. Let's

16:44

hear it. Maydock first encountered

16:46

Deepa in an autistic teen in

16:49

January of 2022 in a

16:51

special needs classroom. She

16:53

provided assistance to the primary teacher, ensuring

16:55

Deepa and his classmates made it to

16:57

their various destinations throughout the day. He

17:01

was special needs. He was

17:03

autistic. When

17:10

agitated, he would pelt her and other

17:13

staffers with epithets, usually some

17:15

variant of the term bitch, like

17:19

would they be the

17:22

various, uh, be odd? The

17:24

classic Bia. Can't believe

17:26

that. I don't want to, I

17:37

don't want to use

17:40

the hours or describing.

17:42

Well, I

17:45

hope they let him have his switch in jail. Apparently,

17:48

um, apparently

17:53

they, they, um, Well

17:57

how old is he actually? Are

18:00

they going to charge him as an adult? Was.

18:08

Videos Crazy. Of the

18:10

beat up in his just by his palm

18:12

layer and as a five people arm. And.

18:15

They can't sudden all of the teachers I

18:17

had that body. Was.

18:23

The closest a player.

18:26

With the close as you ever came to blows with

18:28

a teacher. Never. Never.

18:30

Yeah, they are hated you. Know

18:34

teachers actually? likely. You.

18:36

Are a nice guy. Either. I didn't

18:38

I didn't do your where, I just didn't

18:40

you were Yeah, was a teacher's actually hated

18:42

me? Yeah, Yeah. Oh

18:46

you're like a know it all I

18:48

guess knows luring of know it all.

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of vapor few uses air. Let's

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say you're six foot seven, two

19:49

hundred and seventy. The Her and

19:51

you I your swing, your emotional

19:53

needs Teacher Yes, taken away or

19:56

switch. Now God has given you

19:58

all of this power. yeah And

20:00

you've decided not to use it up until this point. Yes.

20:04

This is the thing that broke you.

20:06

But very much like

20:09

Michael Douglas in Falling Down, this

20:11

is the final straw. You've just had enough. Your

20:13

Nintendo Switch is not to be taken away from

20:15

you. Now

20:17

you have two options. Yes.

20:21

Crush the skull of the teacher. Or

20:23

flavored air, or take a nice drag

20:25

off your fume. Right? How's that

20:28

taste? So you go and do it. And

20:31

then the teacher says to you, you're

20:33

not allowed to. Fume

20:36

in class. You're not allowed to smoke in

20:38

class. And you explain it's

20:40

not smoking. No, it's completely natural. There's

20:42

no chemicals. It's completely natural. It's a

20:44

tube. It's a tube. It's a tube

20:46

with flavored air in it. There's no

20:48

chemicals. There's nothing. All I'm doing is

20:50

breathing. And it uses delicious flavors, too.

20:52

And the teacher says, I don't care

20:54

what it is. I'm

20:56

not allowing that. What a bitch. Guess

20:59

who gets their face just absolutely destroyed.

21:01

So there's two options for the t-shirt.

21:03

So you got two options. You can either

21:06

learn what fume is,

21:10

and stop giving people a hard time

21:12

about it. Because there's no chemicals. It's

21:15

completely natural. And it's the only

21:17

thing standing in between you and a 270 pound,

21:19

6'7", artistic

21:23

kid who loves Switch. And

21:27

I can relate to that, dude. Despite

21:31

the bizarre career

21:34

success that we've had, in my

21:36

heart, I am just

21:38

a loser. And all I

21:41

want is to sit around playing video

21:43

games until I die. If

21:47

someone were to take that away from me, you

21:50

might snap. I'm just

21:52

known. I don't really have the ability to. You don't

21:54

have the 6'7", 200 pound. Yeah, they

21:56

would just take things away from me. I'm like, fine. Well,

21:58

I'll just shit my pants in the classroom. Guess

22:01

what's fucking smells bad in here and before you

22:03

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26:25

Mm-hmm. What else is going on? I'm

26:29

just reading more of this story. What else? Oh,

26:31

let's hear more. Let's get back to the story Did

26:44

I do that oh my god That

26:47

poor guy. Yeah, he's gonna have to go

26:49

to grown-up prison for a switch assault. He'll

26:52

be fine. He's six seven Yeah,

26:54

but they'll manipulate him. He's not very

26:57

smart No, he's

26:59

actually he guess what kind of guess what

27:01

the subject matter was of the class that

27:03

he interrupted by playing switch Cyber

27:06

security no way. Yeah in high school.

27:08

It was a cyber security class. He

27:11

goes to smart high school I

27:13

guess it's special education, but then they let

27:15

him out for computers What

27:18

I guess they I mean, I don't know

27:21

maybe they have we thought he's like fucking

27:23

rain man Yeah, yeah, and now all right.

27:25

What's so that bitch

27:27

was a Alright

27:32

can hit on words. It's funny too because

27:34

it's like the only reason this is in

27:36

the post is because he's black Yeah,

27:40

this is just Right

27:42

now that the post is black

27:44

crime and anti-semitism news. Yeah, right

27:48

If the cities aren't safe and You

27:50

wouldn't believe who is being anti-semitic today. Yeah

27:52

No, cuz somebody says I understand that autism

27:54

plays a big part in this but it

27:57

may require educational personnel

27:59

physically capable of handling a violent person

28:01

like this. So the first

28:03

comment is, we need to get women out

28:05

of school. Like women can't be.

28:08

How many likes do they get? They're too weak, 434. The

28:12

post comment section is. I'll tell you,

28:14

this wouldn't happen if we didn't have

28:16

weak women in the school. You need

28:19

males, six, eight males should be all

28:21

teachers. You need Kimbo's slides. You need

28:23

Kimbo's slides. And then

28:25

a response here from a guy named Pablo

28:28

Moo, who says, what

28:30

plays a big part is having no father around and

28:32

being raised by a boy. Oh my god. By

28:36

wolves? Yeah, wolves. Uncomfortable

28:41

as it is for many people to acknowledge due

28:43

to the proliferation of single parent households. Let

28:47

me just do Control F, lead paint. Dude,

28:52

it's crazy. The post comment section,

28:54

I just imagine a 97-year-old, like

28:59

Jewish person that's lived in New York

29:01

forever talking about, like, they're outside my

29:03

house. I don't feel safe anymore in

29:05

this city. Yeah, it's all New York

29:08

racist. It's New York racist. It's

29:10

a very particular brand of people. You know,

29:12

something named Cobra Wing. We're long past a

29:14

point where trying to civilize a good number

29:16

of these people is clearly impossible. And

29:18

then for some reason, they put civilizing quotation

29:20

marks in bolded it. That

29:25

means jail? Yeah, when schools had a real

29:27

discipline ability, this wasn't so much of a

29:29

problem. Clearly, their woke

29:31

agenda has backfired badly. What woke

29:34

agenda let him have switch in

29:36

class? Is

29:38

that the woke agenda? The woke agenda, yeah. That

29:40

backfired? He

29:44

was inspired by the trans

29:46

movement in his action. It's

29:50

crazy. It's the

29:52

same comments for any article

29:55

in there. It's also, too, all of these people

29:57

will turn around and leave another comment on this

29:59

every like. Step on my lawn. I'm gonna shoot

30:01

you in the fucking face. I will shoot you

30:03

in the foot If you touch my mailbox, I'll

30:05

come out of my house with a machine gun

30:07

and kill you They're

30:11

like what's gonna happen when somebody cuts this guy

30:13

off in traffic, I Mean

30:17

she took his

30:19

property. Yes percent

30:22

hundred percent Yeah,

30:24

it's so mean of her. Yeah,

30:26

I've been from mark s I feel

30:29

confident someone has written a report explaining

30:31

written a report Explaining

30:33

why punishment of any kind would damage this

30:35

child's hopes of playing in the NBA Yeah

30:49

Jesus Christ Was

30:53

You got to get that guy on the

30:55

offensive line though six seven two eighties is

30:57

perfect So yeah, no wonder it's hard for

30:59

schools to find good teachers and aids Yeah,

31:04

it's so funny they react to things like this which

31:06

is in the news because it's an

31:09

aberration right it's remarkable

31:12

they're like who this Yeah,

31:14

right even even the detail a

31:16

six foot seven child The

31:20

headline could be get a load of

31:22

this six foot seven mentally disabled boy And

31:26

that's what the news was should have been an

31:28

art That was the news when I was growing

31:31

up national got an article first about how big

31:33

he was Yeah, maybe he wouldn't have honestly that

31:35

could be his career He could have it Guinness

31:37

for call of Guinness Book of World Records. I

31:40

have the world's biggest disabled boy Look

31:43

how big this boy. Look how big this

31:45

disabled boy. Yeah And

31:49

then you bring them bring them around

31:51

the the you know, the evangelical south

31:54

You could say this is right out. This is right out

31:56

of Leviticus. Mm-hmm. That's right Look

31:59

out somewhere in there Look how big that

32:01

boy. You've seen the Bible story about the

32:03

big disabled boy? We all

32:05

know it. We all know it well. Yeah. Is

32:08

he really an autistic teen, or

32:10

is that just a euphemism for mentally

32:12

disturbed? Well, I'm

32:14

pretty sure a teenager is objectively. That's

32:17

pretty easy to figure out. I think he is a

32:19

teen. And autism is a medical

32:22

diagnosis. So I

32:24

don't really know if it's a euphemism. I'm

32:28

going to look at the post and see what I see. See

32:30

what I can find. Ding

32:33

Dong's sitch, officer warns

32:35

teens they can get shot and killed

32:38

if they participate in the Tik Tok

32:40

door knock challenge. See, exactly.

32:42

Yeah, right. The next thing is, yeah, if one

32:45

of these teenagers knocked on my door, I'd blow

32:47

their fucking head off. Yeah,

32:49

if you knock on my door, I will shoot

32:51

you. Right. Oh,

32:54

look at this fucking animal. Doesn't want to switch

32:56

taken away. Is that

32:58

my doorbell I hear? Is that the button

33:00

outside of my house that's designed

33:02

for the public to press? Is

33:06

someone touching the button I put outside

33:08

of my house? The thing that visitors

33:10

use. Yeah.

33:14

This is a very dangerous game.

33:17

Very dangerous. I'm afraid

33:19

a homeowner may think someone is trying

33:21

to burglar us. What burglar would use

33:23

the door? Use

33:25

the bell. Anyway.

33:34

Yeah, what do they have to write about anymore? Crystal

33:40

Hefner says life with Hugh Hefner was no

33:42

fantasy. Having to sleep with an 80-year-old, there's

33:44

a price. What

33:49

does she say? I don't know. Who's

33:53

Crystal? It was one of the girls next door.

33:55

I'm sure fucking him at that age was probably

33:57

horrific. Yeah. Sometimes

34:00

you open a box of raisins and they're all

34:02

stuck together. This is one

34:04

solid math. I imagine fucking

34:07

him, that would be like trying to put those raisins

34:09

back in the box. Yeah

34:13

I guess, I mean, didn't

34:15

they find out that he like did, he like

34:17

fucked like a bunch

34:20

of people against their will after he died?

34:22

Of course. Yeah of course.

34:24

The sex man. Right. Known

34:27

for being into sex. Yeah and there

34:29

was a brief period where like people

34:32

were like oh he was always like

34:34

a feminist. Yes

34:36

because he let a woman run the company

34:38

for like a year. Yeah, I think that

34:40

was what it was. Yeah.

34:45

Anyway. That

34:47

was always kind of a loser thing but I

34:49

can't imagine if I lived in the 50s even.

34:51

I would have been like wow this guy's awesome.

34:53

Yeah, heff is the man. Yeah. I'd

34:55

be like this guy's. It's like a 12 year old's

34:57

idea of what's cool. Right. Yeah

35:00

and he wears pajamas all day. That was the other

35:02

thing about him. What

35:05

a fucking loser. Yeah Hugh Hefner's out.

35:09

What's in is 6 foot 7 blurred. Willing

35:13

to do anything for his Nintendo Switch. I'm

35:16

sorry but there's like a spiritual quality to that

35:18

that I think is like noble. There's

35:21

a virtuosity to it. Yeah

35:24

fighting back. And like I

35:26

said this is one of those things. A guy like

35:28

that 6000 years ago would be revered. That

35:32

story would be something that. It would be like that is

35:34

the new chief. A third of films

35:36

in literature would be based on the story of

35:38

the 6 foot 7 blurred taking his toy back.

35:43

Yeah, it's true. Yeah.

35:51

She revealed that she once had a conversation with

35:53

Hefner. Let me know once I go when I'm

35:55

gone. Please only say good things about me. I

35:58

kept that promise for last. years after going through

36:01

a lot of therapy and healing and

36:05

now here's great here's the comments of people shooting

36:07

on this lady wait so

36:09

his only request was to be kind after he's gone

36:12

she took all the benefits and the money and after

36:14

four years to make some more money broke

36:16

her promise shouldn't

36:18

she have to return everything she took from

36:21

him Oh people

36:23

are standing up for the blurt no no no

36:25

this is about Hugh Hefner's ex-wife oh

36:27

sorry sorry yeah confused oh

36:31

for being a gold digger yeah there

36:35

it says gold digger all over here I love

36:37

it her book should be called prostitute memoir

36:40

that's all she was well

36:50

come on because we'll go through the

36:53

post here I feel like really

36:55

embarrassed right now like I'm doing a terrible

36:57

job like I have yeah but you're wearing

36:59

a costume that's all that matters play with

37:01

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37:04

with the gun you'll feel better I'm telling you that's

37:07

what I tell my son at home a lot of people don't know I

37:09

have a son I also have a firearm anytime he's

37:12

having a temper tantrum I just I

37:14

pop the clip out and I hand him the gun and

37:18

when I never let him know

37:20

there's a round in the chamber yeah

37:22

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37:24

he's not and then after I take the gun away I say I

37:26

just let you know and then I fire it

37:29

into the like

37:31

you could have killed yourself or me and

37:34

that's and that's true that's true

37:36

whether you're holding the gun or not yeah

37:38

that's something about life that you'll never I

37:40

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seems like Trump's going to win. Yeah, and then

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there's not going to be any kind of. No,

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it'll be boring. You think he's

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just going to be president? Yeah.

41:54

Hopefully the stock

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market just goes crazy. Yeah. Hopefully

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it's like. So we can make a little case. That

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actually would be sweet. It's like another Trump

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president and we have a kind of like

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like the middle class is just completely wiped

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we do great Gatsby. We

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have flappers, give us pussy.

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Pussy. Yeah, like

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goofy ears. Yeah, yeah.

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people are like- Yeah, it is

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the 20s. Yeah, it's kind of the 20s. It

42:40

is the 20s. We're in the 20s. Yeah. Yeah.

42:45

Yeah. And Trump like a Warren G.

42:47

Harding. Mm-hmm. What did

42:49

he sit for? What? Gangsta?

42:52

Yeah. No. Gangsta?

42:54

Yeah. What

42:57

is it? I don't know. He used to say he was

42:59

black. Or he was Harding. Yeah. Like

43:01

he had a little brother in him. Yeah. Wasn't that

43:03

like a rumor online or something? I mean, look it

43:05

up. Look at a pic. Also, Babe Ruth, they said

43:07

it was Dominican. There are

43:11

a couple of pictures where he do be looking like that.

43:15

Yeah. Yeah, D&H's Warren

43:17

Harding was not America's

43:19

first black president. Oh, never mind. What

43:24

a bummer. Who was it? Trump?

43:27

Trump. Trump. Trump.

43:30

There was that was like a popular rumor online. Warren

43:33

G. Harding did have a black kid though. Ooh.

43:41

Um. Why

43:44

do people think he was black? I don't know. I

43:48

think I saw that various name

43:50

of headline. I

43:52

mean, he doesn't look like. Why did it wouldn't

43:54

check? Like the people thought that guy was black.

43:59

Oh yeah. at all. Yeah,

44:03

oh, definitely. Yeah, for sure.

44:06

And that's, yeah, that's definitely

44:08

this busted piece of shit

44:10

is fucking disgusting. Why? Yeah. Yeah.

44:17

Yeah. He was a

44:19

bad president, right? He was supposed to be a

44:21

really bad one. Even Hoover was fucking loser. Look

44:23

how they listen to his music. Is

44:26

that the speaker directly in his face? What

44:29

an idiot. Yeah. What

44:35

the fuck is he doing? He did this a lot. That's

44:38

his thing. Yeah. He just didn't know how to listen

44:40

to music. Or maybe that's like a

44:42

microphone. I don't know. You

44:45

just talking to a cone if you're the president.

44:47

Yeah. Yeah. And then Babe Ruth. Yeah. It was

44:49

the other one. They say he was a Dominican.

44:51

There are like some pictures of, I think I

44:53

saw something where there was like a picture of

44:56

him like in a fur coat looking like a

44:58

pimp and people like, yeah, he's definitely,

45:01

that's why he was so good at ball. And

45:05

his face looked a little Afro-Caribbean,

45:07

but obviously not. We

45:10

all know the first black president was

45:13

Abraham Lincoln. That's why. So

45:16

he's such a good guy. I don't know.

45:22

Wait, is this real or not? Is that

45:26

real? I kind of look like him. Yeah.

45:32

Anyways, what were you

45:35

saying? Nothing. Nothing. Yeah.

45:37

Stop being insecure. Who cares,

45:39

dude? I'm just

45:41

tired, dude. We've been shooting

45:44

all day. You

45:47

can be tired. That's fine. Yeah. I

45:49

just don't want to do it. Look,

45:51

we'll get it over with and

45:54

we'll be done. No, it's entertaining.

45:56

I've been entertained laughing at the

45:58

guy who beat him. You

46:01

know, the one good. Either this

46:03

or Aguero. the I learned a

46:05

fun story about a nerd losing

46:07

sight of Be Like Themes send

46:09

Over the Edge. And I

46:12

n teacher fired phone with that if

46:14

each your fucking around and finding out

46:16

in. House.

46:18

Or be efficient, Auction that Nintendo

46:21

Switch. For.

46:23

It what has she been a museum is? A

46:26

shared it with in the Smithsonian, The

46:28

Civil Rights Museum, Should. Be

46:31

they took this away from of it as

46:33

a and fifty years that's does And Rosa

46:35

Parks was his decision without a hero. Because

46:37

I am in. This is true a lot

46:39

of a game that I'm a percentage, but

46:42

there is a criticism of the education system

46:44

that they don't. They just don't know how

46:46

to interact with the. Minority.

46:48

Children. Yet. Did they

46:50

need a louder Environments aware? I.

46:54

Have entered the of I'm I'm reading that

46:56

in the early days of. Salon.

46:59

Not com yeah. Sounds. Like that

47:01

they are like is it was second article the

47:04

was like let black boys scream. And

47:07

the class run by. The

47:09

Endeavour in Jewish Universe

47:12

at the. End

47:16

up. My dad used to be able to

47:18

say whatever he could, just say whatever. And

47:21

Twenty Four Dame is the best time to

47:23

be as a journalist is A and I

47:25

have a bra. I moved to Brooklyn to

47:27

be a journalist am. I'm.

47:29

Writing for X, Oh Jane. Where. There

47:31

is that I big feature press agenda

47:33

to me that any two thousand dollars

47:35

or an article called I walked around

47:37

move pieces baby doll she's in my

47:40

personal week. Is at. This is

47:42

what I've learned. And I were I learned.

47:44

Yeah, yeah about when. And here's why we

47:46

need to talk about sick masculinity. Yeah exactly.

47:50

Is meant men couldn't stop. Never

47:52

that harassing. There was making yogurt

47:55

and pussies. Thousand. Like a

47:57

thing. Now I think it's still a thing, either,

47:59

right? or. I think my girlfriend's

48:03

mom is like one of those moms that's like put yogurt on

48:05

it. She's one of those like you don't need medicine. You

48:08

just put it, put some yogurt on it. Like

48:10

in your pussy. I don't know.

48:13

Anything. Oh. Yeah.

48:16

Oh, you just need, you need, you need the whatever it has in

48:18

it. The bugs that are in it. Bacteria.

48:21

Yeah. Like a

48:23

gut biome. Like a gut

48:25

biome. When Nick said

48:28

to me earlier today about my

48:30

new look is that he's

48:32

never had respect for me. And then he saw

48:34

me like. A lot of your obnoxious behavior

48:36

when you're, you have a beard. You're being so nice

48:38

to me. Well, it comes off,

48:40

it comes off as just like

48:43

authoritative. Like it's

48:45

deliberate. It's not. It's just,

48:47

I'm just a, I'm just

48:49

a whack guy. Yeah. Just

48:52

shit. And the beard is forgivable. Yeah. Like,

48:55

oh, he's trying

48:57

his best. Yeah. I'm

49:01

going to be sad when I take it off. Yeah.

49:04

You should grow a beard. I can't. Well,

49:06

that's the thing. It's like, guys, first of

49:08

all, if you like the show, please support,

49:10

we got, I don't know, we're, we're, we did

49:12

a lot to shoot. Yeah. Scrambling

49:15

to get, and we don't want to get your hopes up either.

49:17

Cause it's not going to be particularly. No, shut

49:19

up. It'll be fine. No, no,

49:21

shut up. The amount of time

49:23

it's taking you don't, don't put it that way. Well,

49:25

whatever. I don't care either way. It's very involved at the very

49:27

least. Fuck you. I don't give

49:29

a shit. All right. We're having a good

49:31

time. I had a great day, but the show

49:34

does require support. We thought maybe

49:36

we'd get a little, uh, we

49:38

thought we'd have a little move on

49:40

the background backend with a sponsorship sort

49:42

of deal and that we wouldn't have

49:44

to beg anymore and that

49:46

we could just get our basis covered so we could

49:49

make the show. But that seems to

49:51

be not going to happen. Uh,

49:53

advertisers still bracing for a recession

49:57

or whatever. So there's

49:59

just. Just go to patreon.com,

50:03

slash T A F S, if you

50:05

want to sign up. And then I

50:08

guess if we could get you that,

50:10

like the Michael Jackson where they

50:12

take your fucking pubes and they like lazierly

50:14

insert them into your face so you can

50:17

grow a beard. Is it like hair replacement?

50:19

It's like hair replacement. We need a different

50:21

type of follicle because you can't just like...

50:23

So it's pubic? I would imagine

50:25

they use pubic hair, yeah. Well

50:28

if it makes you think I'm

50:30

a better guy, then yeah, of course.

50:32

Honestly, the beard is doing... They did

50:35

do it in Jackass 2 of course. What? In

50:37

the terrorism sketch. It was very funny. What did

50:39

they do? They

50:41

just glued pubes. They glued pubes. Yeah, I'm

50:43

saying... But this is more medical. You removed

50:45

the follicles and you have them inserted

50:48

via laser into your face. Yeah.

50:51

I think, I mean, I'd

50:53

be willing to try out different looks for

50:55

sure. I think

50:57

if I want to go into acting, if I want

51:00

to do more stuff like we're doing right now, like...

51:03

Like I grow a beard and I

51:05

don't think it really changes the way

51:07

people perceive me. Really?

51:10

I guess you have to have the mustache that covers your mouth.

51:12

When I have that, if it's just

51:14

all hair down here, I feel like I look friendlier.

51:17

Really? Yeah. Yeah,

51:19

people love you. Not

51:21

really. Without it, I'm like a rat

51:23

guy. You're handsome. I'm

51:26

like a rat. Without

51:28

it, you look great. Oh, all right. Yeah. You

51:30

have a great face, great bone structure. You

51:33

look awesome. Dust up between Biden

51:35

and New Hampshire Democrats. Let's hear it. Catch

51:37

him off the primary ballot. What?

51:40

Yeah. What was the dust

51:42

up? The

51:46

state is holding its contest earlier than this

51:48

year's Democrat primary accountant allows me

51:51

to do a little bit

51:56

of the same thing. I

51:59

don't know. that means. Yeah.

52:06

Oh, hot mic supposedly

52:08

catches Biden threatening to wage war

52:10

on Texas with F-15 fighter jets.

52:13

Oh, who is he? I

52:15

don't know. Do you have his number?

52:18

Who? Hot mic. Oh,

52:21

hot mic. That's very

52:23

funny. Chinese

52:27

mom who live streams her son doing

52:29

homework gets surprising

52:31

results. What are the

52:33

results? Mother in China who live

52:35

streams her nine-year-old son's homework sessions on

52:37

Du Yin said the result

52:39

of her child's work ethic have been surprising.

52:42

The results, the mother from China Sichuan

52:45

Promise identified as Zhang said

52:47

the live stream of last year is the monitor

52:49

encouraged her son's studies with over 900

52:52

people. Jesus Christ. What?

52:54

I mean that sounds like something I make up like

52:57

a way to do so much work on the

52:59

stream. Yeah, exactly. Like well, what's the

53:01

biggest TV show in China? Oh, we're gonna own

53:03

work. Fucking piano

53:05

lessons. Yeah,

53:10

what's the best way? How big is the

53:13

viewership? Fucking bad dry shit. Shitty driving. Yeah,

53:15

it's like too lazy. Yeah, what's their version

53:17

of fucking 50 shades

53:20

of gray? 50 shades of

53:22

fucking crashing in the car.

53:24

Fucking math. Fucking math class.

53:26

Math class superstar. Penis. Yeah.

53:29

Instead of Hamilton, what do

53:32

they got? Fucking math food.

53:34

Math Hamilton. It's

53:38

too, yeah, it's too lazy of

53:40

a thing. Wait, so

53:42

how many people are watching this guy do 900 million?

53:44

No way. The entire country

53:49

watches this kid do homework. 900 million

53:51

people. Wait,

53:55

Just 900. So This seems like a non story. While.

54:00

The In The New York Hooked and

54:03

Sin Yahoo. Oh ya know,

54:05

What's. Their bloody noses and said.

54:08

Talking. Card loaded with explosives kills

54:11

a police officer and critically injured

54:13

for others in Kenya, And

54:17

the donkey survived. He. Did yeah ah

54:19

a donkey with injuries. The scene after

54:21

and I a d blew up and

54:23

men their accounting. Kenya. We.

54:26

Should move the Kenya did. It's

54:28

a nice apparently. Yeah, Yes,

54:32

We're settler colonial will enjoy them with

54:34

the messiah. the job think ours. Ah,

54:37

where they do fly Metrics: just

54:39

jumping. Or a garcia. As.

54:42

A kid you, I'm I'm of the Kenyan. So

54:44

Kites. That. Kites

54:46

there are they. So you just go

54:48

like Tisa guys or here is either

54:50

Intuitive won't even get during. Ice is

54:52

the power of the wind. In

54:55

a me but even even like get like

54:57

really good at that resort like that thing

54:59

that charity people do they go to like

55:01

africa to make schools that are mud. Hear.

55:04

That also seem sites in.

55:07

Vaers the guy from Urge Dragons are going

55:09

to go to add know if the jurassic

55:11

if we're going to it. Africa make a

55:13

school. Make a real school. Though.

55:15

I make a school out of dirt

55:18

in the ice was also credit for

55:20

your make a regular building for the

55:22

of find it's they're concerned by the

55:25

sci major poo poo school. Etc

55:28

We do here. You're welcome.

55:30

You're welcome of a do. That.

55:34

Is probably nine. What they do is just

55:36

watched. Jackass is going over there making due

55:38

to build his. And then they're

55:40

like yeah thanks with the can we just have

55:42

a board in fucking building that we we just

55:45

get a regular builder yeah I live in a

55:47

house near like well that was made out a

55:49

duty on like yeah Jimmy Carter came over here

55:51

and spade everything attitude as all Americans are be

55:53

a building these poohpooh out nice. To.

55:56

Meet Jimmy Carter fucking guys like he came

55:58

over here to play with. own shit

56:01

and then he said actually it's

56:03

a school actually he

56:06

died right recently his wife died

56:09

now he's just getting as much pussy as possible

56:11

before how long did he have to wait like

56:14

99 it's wild that

56:16

he's so alive imagine if he was just waiting for

56:18

her to die to get this three

56:20

presidents after him or dead yeah

56:24

he was the president in the

56:26

70s yeah that's so long ago

56:28

yeah yeah poor guy

56:30

it's gonna be crazy if America survives in

56:32

like 60 years when our president is like

56:35

you got chocolate I have

56:37

guys hiding it why this

56:39

is what I need for the show for the rest of the

56:41

show I'm more than give me a little no I want it

56:43

for myself before bed we need

56:46

before bed like you eat it in bed yeah I

56:48

have a little piece of chocolate before I go to

56:50

sleep okay you could have a little piece of that

56:52

and give me a light like the sound of it

56:54

opening it's like a thing I do I talk myself

56:56

in I have my piece of chocolate okay

56:58

you can win everybody I'm very excited

57:00

to announce I have my painful dental

57:02

surgery scheduled for the end of January

57:04

okay you

57:07

could open it from the other side when you

57:09

get into bed and lie to yourself that it's

57:11

unopened I'm kind of scared honestly I hear is

57:13

really painful can

57:17

I just have a piece of chocolate please no we're

57:20

almost done where'd you get it from we're

57:22

almost done we got two more minutes no

57:24

way yeah you're lying I'm not

57:26

lying good look what time it is guys

57:28

I'm what's

57:33

the time look at

57:35

you have a watch I put it

57:37

down I don't wow how tall is

57:39

Baron Trump compare his height with other

57:41

celebrities like 7-4 yeah we

57:43

gotta put him in the NBA whoa it's

57:45

an old picture look how big that boy

57:48

that's insane that's a big one yeah

57:51

Trump's gotta be so proud yeah

57:55

he's just up there playing switch ready

57:58

to kill a teacher yeah There is

58:00

gonna be the second switch murder. Have

58:03

you seen the Santa's shoes? Yeah, that's

58:05

his whole thing Trump makes fun

58:07

of him for wearing high heels. I got a war

58:09

for run for president and be like I'm tiny Yeah,

58:12

go for me because I'm tired. Why don't we change it up? Yeah,

58:15

you've had these big boys Tell you what to do this

58:17

whole time Why don't we get a little tiny guy and see

58:19

and we'll prove the world wrong because they all think I'm gonna

58:21

be a nightmare Wrong. I'm gonna

58:23

do nothing. Yeah lazy. I will do

58:25

fucking nothing lazy Just like the time

58:28

opening a nightclub in Central Park. Really?

58:30

Yeah, that's a good idea Mickey

58:32

T's for president of the United States to

58:34

have one Club in New York. Yeah, it's

58:37

called Mickey T's but it's Tease

58:40

oh So

58:42

you like I Go

58:54

in the back and then they start a new song

58:57

and I come out again And that's the whole gimmick

58:59

that you think you can get pussy for the president,

59:01

but he's just a tease Yeah, like it's on the

59:03

name of the building. Yeah Me

59:09

coming out of the birthday cake pretty good.

59:12

Uh-huh. I think that's pretty good. Yeah I

59:14

think that's pretty good. Uh-huh. I don't know

59:17

if that would work in a 50-stage strategy

59:19

doing stuff like sending 10

59:22

billion doll hairs to Israel.

59:24

Oh, that's a good bit. Oh my

59:26

god, you misheard me. That's a good bit

59:29

You misheard me. It's all here. Yeah. Yeah,

59:31

and they're like, thank you. Mm-hmm. Yeah,

59:34

we've been waiting for these Yeah, yeah,

59:36

actually we like this more than money.

59:38

Yeah. Yeah, guys and children suffocated by

59:40

doll hairs I'm

59:43

just shoving them down there That's

59:45

that World

59:47

is that is it? Yeah,

59:49

kind of this is fun though. I

59:51

had a fun day today. Yeah And

59:55

I was like 10 and I'm exhausted. I want

59:58

to get into bed. I have to go to camp in

1:00:00

the morning It sucks. Yeah. What time is your flight? I

1:00:03

think at uh, I'd

1:00:05

like 10 or 11 get up stand

1:00:07

up and up for your rights. Stand

1:00:10

up, sit up for your

1:00:13

rights. And don't forget my

1:00:15

balls. Oh, I'm sorry. We have one moment. Okay.

1:00:18

I was wrong. I thought it was, I

1:00:21

slipped at the clock when Ginsburg said

1:00:23

we were ready to go. And then,

1:00:25

yeah, and there was another minute.

1:00:27

He had to use the fume before he

1:00:29

brought it to us. Yeah. You admit it,

1:00:31

Adam. Yeah.

1:00:36

Fucking knew it. Uh, you

1:00:39

do look like, um, have you

1:00:41

ever seen one of those? No, one of those guys

1:00:43

that like somehow like went homeless,

1:00:45

but in his suit, like he became homeless

1:00:47

at dinner with James. But no, he's like,

1:00:49

he lost his job. Yeah. And then he

1:00:52

had a house to go back to. He

1:00:55

had money in his bank account, but he's

1:00:57

like, I guess I'm homeless now. Uh-huh. I've

1:00:59

been broken. Yeah. I always thought about those

1:01:01

guys. Uh-huh. It's a nice blazer. Those guys

1:01:03

kind of look nice. Uh-huh. They kind of

1:01:06

have cool style. Like in a different context,

1:01:08

that would be fashionable clothes. They'd

1:01:10

be like a blazer and a beard

1:01:12

guy. But instead, they're a, just lost

1:01:14

his job guy. Yeah. Jimmy

1:01:20

Walker, that was the guy, the mayor

1:01:22

that had a nightclub in central park,

1:01:24

casino. Like

1:01:30

the character from good times said the same name. What

1:01:32

year was that? 1930s. He had a

1:01:36

club in there? He fucking, yeah,

1:01:38

he had a casino. He had flappers and

1:01:40

shit? He was just hanging out with mobsters.

1:01:45

Sounds so sick. Yeah. I think it was the thirties.

1:01:47

Jimmy Walker was at the early thirties. I thought that

1:01:50

was the guy from, uh, you

1:01:54

know, from whatever that is. Yeah.

1:01:58

From whiskey. Yeah,

1:02:00

26 to 32. Oh my

1:02:02

God. Like I was getting this lap

1:02:04

or ass fucking scumbag. He's a

1:02:06

handsome guy. Yeah. He looks good.

1:02:09

He's old Irish Jimmy. Uh

1:02:11

huh. Guys, I

1:02:13

have to go to sleep. I

1:02:16

have a flight. I'm sorry.

1:02:18

I'm sorry for this. I'm

1:02:20

sorry. I'm the beard. You

1:02:22

know, get excited what the beard is

1:02:24

about. I guess that's all. So Nick,

1:02:27

thank you for being the wind beneath my

1:02:29

wings for this last hour. Oh

1:02:32

yeah, definitely. Thanks guys. Uh, and

1:02:34

please go to my website and buy tickets to

1:02:36

Columbus, Ohio. You got a friend in Columbus. Tell

1:02:38

him to come out. All

1:02:41

right. Goodnight Tampa.