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Hello and welcome to the Adam
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Friedland Show podcast this week. We
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are back. We are joined by the original
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to come, what is it called? The original
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show. Well, this
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is the regular, right? So what the, we're not really
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back. This is the regular. This is the first one.
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We're the regular. We're going to pretend this is the
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first episode. We got to pretend this is the painful
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oral surgery. We're the ranks. And he's really, he had
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a gum graft and
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he has a piece of dead skin
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connected by clay to a
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piece of skin that's been wrapped, ripped
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off. I don't understand. I don't really,
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I don't really read
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his texts fully, but he
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will not be here until next week. So
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can I just read it again? Get the hashtags Nick
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strong. Going in.
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Let's get that in going on the internet. Nick strong.
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I've never known a tougher bastard than
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Mr. Nick. If there's
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anyone, anyone having so much
1:00
more fun. Yeah. I know.
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Now there's all this pressure to be funny. That
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sucks. Oh man. We
1:08
were watching. I'm showing us
1:10
the funniest video. Whenever someone
1:12
goes watches, you're like,
1:15
shut the fuck up. And
1:21
that was, I got to give you credit. That
1:23
was so worth it. It was so funny.
1:25
It's really funny. You nailed it. Yeah,
1:27
I really nailed it. It was a Liam
1:30
Neeson playing Oscar Schindler. Yeah,
1:32
he was really funny in it. If
1:35
I was talking about saving one more. What
1:37
TV show was that? Extras? Life
1:40
is short. Is that a movie? Life is short.
1:42
That was one of the Ricky Gervais. They
1:45
gave him like 10 shows in a row for like,
1:47
in a five year period. I really love
1:50
where he goes with this new stand up hour. What
1:53
is he? He
1:55
really goes there. He does. He's like, you
1:57
should go to penis. Oh, is he
1:59
anti trans? I think. Yeah, I think he
2:02
has been for a little bit. I would assume they all are, yeah.
2:04
He's anti anything different. And
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if you wanna see something different, you'll
2:10
see me on the road,
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ianfadians.com. This weekend
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I'm in Seattle, February 4th,
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Portland, February 6th, Sacramento,
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punchline, February 7th, Cobb's Comedy
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Club, and then February 8th
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to 10th, San
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Diego American Comedy Company, ianfadians.com.
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Ah! And I'll be plugging my dates at the end
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of the show, like we're supposed to do. I'm not
2:32
some HIV-infested whore. I
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might die by the end of
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the episode. Yeah, so we're also
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gonna get the hashtag ianstrong, NickAndianStrong,
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NickianStrong. Nickian. So
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I got Raleigh,
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Cleveland, Cincinnati, Chicago,
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and Charlotte, and those dates are
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on microscenecomedy.com. Yeah, and I guess
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since we're doing this crap now,
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I will be in Boston and Detroit in March.
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Yes. So where can they get tickets? adamfreedland.com.
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Detroit's a fun, it's a great place to go.
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Is it? Yeah, I like it. What
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is it like there? They have Detroit-style
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pizza, which is good. Yeah, that's nice.
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Detroit-style pizza is so good. It's like
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a, I, it's good. Okay, no, okay.
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What did I find? And then it's just like a
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town, it's like you kinda like root for it when
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you're there. Yeah. You're like, maybe this is,
3:24
you know, they bringing it back,
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I heard it was a food desert. I
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went to a hardcore festival there called Tie
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Down, shout out Tie Down, Jeff
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and Ramona, great fest. Support
3:35
those guys, it's fucking awesome. And
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it truly was an industrial area
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that reminded me of the neighborhood
3:42
in Barbarians. Really? Yeah.
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Oh, isn't that, the movie Barbarian is
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in Detroit, isn't it? No. Isn't
3:50
that the, that's the Airbnb,
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like, horror movie, I think that's
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Detroit. Dude, I watched it with my mom, it
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was so, we love watching like bad horror movies.
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And she watched it. We watch TV
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movies like black women. Yeah theater. My
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mom's like this woman dumb Actually,
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I had that since the other
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day I was in bed sigh in Brooklyn and
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I was like this reminds me a lot of
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the neighborhood from do the right thing Yeah
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Well that movie is funny because it came out You
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look like a little fly salamander All
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right, I know I'm at an 86 and Brooklyn's
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like being gentrified in it, you know Yeah,
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you have that guy myself takes your service
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Jersey. Yeah, and he's already starting it like
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like body We're nice brownstone. Yeah, some of
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the things John Tatoro said he
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said My friend Eric my friend Eric is uh, one of
4:46
the most special guys I have ever known my entire life
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And I was staying with him in bedside when
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I first came to New York his people on
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brownstone And
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and He
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so I stayed with him the first two weeks that I lived
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in New York We're on the bus
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and he was like I was like, oh, isn't this like
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the same neighborhood as do the right thing? And
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he's like, yeah, but I disagree and
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I was like what what do you mean?
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He's like, oh, yeah, I fucking disagree Fucking
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about we're all the buses be allowed. He's like,
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yeah, dude, like I don't fucking think they did
5:32
the right thing and I was like He's
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like dude just like throwing that trashcan like
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what are you gonna destroy people's property and It's
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like you're under a thing. Yes,
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they trashed their own neighborhood Difficult
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to figure out what the right thing About
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race Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, New York City in
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the 80s and Brooklyn. Yeah,
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no, I disagree Dude, he said the funniest thing
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to me of all time I probably said it
6:09
before on the show but fuck it who cares
6:11
we're gonna repeat ourselves, but um He
6:14
was like the week Dola's all
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happened. He was like my friend We
6:18
were like he he kept doing college. You
6:20
know what I mean? We'd be like 28
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be like dude fucking flip cup dude like
6:25
29 like yeah, dude fucking bless you
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He wanted pregame still and like
6:31
it's just get blacked out. Yeah, and we're like
6:33
trying to be adults at that point Yeah,
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but what's wrong with what? flip
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cups fun It's it's
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it's you know, we're like we're we're
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not in college anymore He's trying to
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get like you can't play flip cup
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in dime square. Can you no no
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no we were we were Listen,
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it's it's uh, it's that
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he's still the social Conditions
6:56
that we existed within and 18 had not
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shifted, you know, like he's yeah, but they're
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the funnest guys to be around He's awesome.
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That's why I still chill with him, but
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he would you know, sometimes be a liability
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at like 930 We
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hadn't even left the apartment yet and he was
7:14
already done he was very cooked, you know The
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week Dola's all happened. He's like dude
7:20
fucking Thursday Thursday's flip cup. Let's go
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like this Whatever he's talking about and
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he's like yo He's
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uh, he goes like dude, you see the
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fucking news this week and I was like
7:30
what he's like, there's a bitch
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And I was like well I
7:38
was like what bitch dude, and he's
7:40
like dude, so there's this bitch and Um,
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he's from Seattle. So he like
7:45
was from Washington. I guess this
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happened in Spokane Washington
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he's like so yeah in Spokane. They
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don't have any fucking black people But
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this bitch she was white and
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then she was head of the NWACP He
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thought
8:05
it was called the N.W.A. He
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thought it was called like the rap group
8:12
instead of the National Association
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for the Advancement of Colored
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People I guess this is
8:19
still... That's not an honest
8:21
mistake I think N.W.A. He thought it was N-words
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with attitude and colored people
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That's the group They're
8:29
two guys with colored people N-words
8:31
with attitude and then colored
8:33
people Like
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the classic Chris Rockbit Classic
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Chris Rockbit Of
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course we all know N-words with
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attitude, always fucking shit up for
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the colored people That's
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true The madman
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Isn't that funny that was the thing My
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grandma, my great uncle, they would say colored
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But we don't say that anymore It's
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normal People of
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color, the same fucking thing People
9:03
of color I'm gonna go back pretty soon to... To
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what? To what? To
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Michael Me
9:14
and my brother went to San Diego My dad
9:16
came to pick us up at the airport It
9:19
was 2005 and he just got his cell phone
9:21
Didn't know how to use it He was like,
9:23
make calls and turn it off And put it
9:25
in his glove compartment He
9:29
like never had his cell phone on My mom
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would be like, you're fine He never had his
9:33
cell phone on He turns it off
9:36
and puts it in his glove compartment Like
9:38
a gun We just
9:40
stayed the place because it admits radiation And
9:42
I think I'm sterile because I always had
9:45
it in my lap when I was driving
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Yeah, probably So my
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brother and I went to San Diego I
9:52
was going to put the brake on that
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too Your father's balls are fine My father's
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balls are confusing Just let it add that Your
9:58
father's balls are doing good I can't
10:00
I can't make babies. I'll be calling
10:02
you. Yeah, you and me both brother.
10:04
Hey, all right We're
10:06
just making God those what little mutants in our
10:09
in our wife's womb You're making little
10:11
meagles Meagles,
10:14
yeah, little meagle ruined my wife's life
10:16
for two weeks two months
10:18
in and out of the doctors Then
10:21
why don't we just I'm like can't we just adopt like a
10:23
little kid from Haiti? Why don't I want
10:25
my kid to have like a little you know, yeah, why
10:27
don't you different color? She's like
10:29
there's too much paperwork and she's like you
10:31
don't do paperwork. I hate paperwork.
10:34
I hate paper I imagine adopting a kid.
10:36
There's a lot of you know paperwork is
10:38
like worksheets when you're growing up You got
10:40
to do the worksheets. I hated worksheets I
10:42
do kind of like paperwork when it comes
10:44
down to your signature. That's fun.
10:46
Hmm. You like this signature part. You're
10:48
it's four years That
10:51
is fun. Yeah, I like finding the thing at
10:53
the coffee shop, too Yeah, I always do a
10:55
different thing on it. Yeah. Yeah, and when I
10:58
Lot of people have been asking me for W 9 Yeah
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When I get my W 9 with the signature on
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it and when I have I feel like I'm
11:05
like the CEO of Microsoft Yeah, when I when I got
11:08
that done it feels that way because it's so hard. I
11:10
did that shit digitally I don't know why they make it
11:12
so difficult. Yeah, I have someone file So anyway, so my
11:14
dad was picked pick us up at the airport me and
11:16
my brother and this is like before cell phones He doesn't
11:19
know how to use his cell phone So he finally like
11:21
meets us at the airport and he's like, I don't know
11:23
where the hell you guys are You mother didn't tell me
11:25
the gate and you know this this this lady's behind me.
11:27
Tell me a movie Some
11:31
ways like That work
11:33
to the airport that does that tells you Mad
11:36
bro. Yeah job is yelling a car. Yeah,
11:38
I'll get cars. Yeah the car yellow Yeah,
11:41
you need them to you know This
11:44
is rude to actually be there but they
11:46
should be in boy. Yeah, yeah, they don't
11:48
get burned out at yelling a car Yeah,
11:50
they get that would employ more people. Yeah
11:53
So my dad's son my he's like he's like
11:55
your mother's calling me I don't know where you
11:57
guys are and then so his cell phone rings
12:00
And I answer it and I hear like, I
12:02
hear like, hey, is Marcus there? It's
12:04
like some African-American gentleman.
12:07
I think had the wrong number. Was he an NWA
12:09
or something? He was an
12:11
NWA. He sounded more like an NWA. So
12:16
I'm like, I don't know who this is.
12:19
But it's probably the wrong number, but I'm like, maybe my dad
12:21
has some kind of double life where
12:23
he goes to train and goes
12:26
to cookout. And he has friends. And he has
12:28
friends and they're calling. So what's
12:30
his name? What's your dad's name? Robert. Yeah, they're
12:33
like, Rob, Bob. Hey, big Rob. Hey,
12:35
big Rob. Hey, big Rob. You
12:37
know me, Rob, got the seasoning. Yeah.
12:41
So I'm like, big Rob
12:43
got the seasoning. That's the impression of
12:45
a black person. They're
12:47
like, ooh, Rob brought the seasoning. What's
12:52
that? What's that? What's that? I had to come
12:54
down to my house. And when all my friends
12:56
showed up, they got mad because they didn't have
12:58
any seasoning. So they all went to the grocery
13:01
store and spent an hour seasoning my
13:03
shrimp and chicken flurries. Well,
13:05
you're your black friend. That's fine, but it's like, you
13:07
don't need to dump a bunch of powder on your
13:09
food. There's other ways to make soup
13:11
taste good. We
13:13
went to a cookout one time and I was like, this
13:16
chicken's great. This is a mustard sauce. Mike,
13:18
this has gone on too far. Where
13:21
they criticize our seasonings. They say salt is
13:23
too spicy to eat. Well, when you look
13:25
at the seasoning, see,
13:28
paprika is just dehydrated pepper, garlic
13:31
powder, onion powder. That's all stuff that you can put
13:33
fresh in here. Yeah, you can put garlic. Yeah,
13:35
fresh garlic. And then you wonder why all
13:37
their feet are falling off. Oh
13:41
my God. Okay, all right. All
13:43
right. Come on, man. Come on.
13:45
Hold on, hold on. Cut. What
13:48
the hell are you doing? $45,000 for a chance. What?
13:52
What? What? What? I'm
13:55
just destroying the set. It's
13:57
came off! It hits me.
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Oh Yeah,
14:31
when he had his clown shoes episode
14:38
No, that's nice cuz they're like
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removable each Here
14:44
they're here now they weren't $40,000 each or $4,000. Okay Not
14:49
bad. They're nice chairs. I
14:51
was not They
14:56
had to all be sourced. All
14:58
right enough with them enough with the chairs
15:00
alone if I can juggle you want me
15:02
ten bucks No What
15:08
do we get if you can't juggle it make
15:11
this make the You
15:22
don't Blow
15:25
his pop So
15:36
my dad So his phone rings and it's some guy
15:38
and I'm like well maybe my dad is some kind
15:41
of like double life or something So I'm like I
15:43
hint I go. Let me put my dad on
15:45
the phone. I'm like, here you go
15:47
dad And he takes the phone he
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goes hello He takes the phone he
15:51
closed it like throws on the floor
15:53
and the corner and I go who
15:55
is that dad? He goes some
16:00
He dropped the picture, he was so pissed, but
16:02
I took him to some of the airport and
16:04
he dropped the fucking end ball. Your
16:08
father did? Yeah. Wow.
16:13
He's just so upset. Yeah, that's
16:15
the story. He
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said a word that I've never said, ever. That's
16:21
horrible. That's one of the worst words in the
16:24
English language. Of course. I
16:26
think we all learned an important lesson here today about... Maybe he'd
16:28
be worst. Yeah, might be the worst.
16:31
Probably the worst. I can
16:33
think of another worst word. What? Marriage. Sorry
16:40
about his placement. Yeah,
16:43
I can think of another N word. No
16:46
sex for a month and a half. No
16:50
pussy for six weeks. Because
16:53
there's a little demon in your wife's vagina. She's
16:56
more harmful. You
17:01
live in hell. I
17:05
read women in hell. No
17:13
pussy since Christmas. No
17:18
pussy since Christmas. No,
17:27
we're just having fun. What
17:34
a great life, huh? You gonna
17:36
smoke? No, don't. I was coming here and
17:38
I said I can't. It's finally clean. It's
17:41
finally clean. You know what? Just
17:44
for me, it's a very stressful time right
17:46
now. Respect. Thanks, Ian. What's stressing
17:48
you out? We got a lot going on and
17:50
then we have a big day on Tuesday. Big day on
17:52
Tuesday. I can't say what it is. I'm
17:54
excited for the big day Tuesday. I'm
17:56
excited for the big day Tuesday. It's so big. I'll
18:01
come and clean up the studio if you want it. He
18:04
did say if we need any extra set of hands. No,
18:06
I'd be happy. I will let you know if
18:09
we need extra set of hands. Sacramento, the Sacramento
18:11
punchline. If you
18:13
want, I'll cancel. Guys,
18:15
I don't think they noticed. Guys, it's my big
18:17
day! Low ticket count. I want to be here
18:19
to cheer on our friends. Wait, what's the punchline?
18:22
What's Cobb's? Is that the name City? Yeah,
18:24
I don't know why. They booked me one
18:26
night on Tuesday and one night on Wednesday. In
18:29
Sacramento? Sacramento
18:33
and where's the second place? San Francisco.
18:37
That's not 20 minutes, but... Well, Cobb's is
18:39
like a 400 seater. Yeah.
18:43
Like 186. Cobb's is nice, right? I
18:45
love Cobb. It's great. I'm
18:47
like, ugh. Yeah. But
18:49
it'll be fine. Everything's fine. Everything's
18:51
good. At least I'm not living in hell. You
18:54
guys ever play the Applebee's in
18:56
Tlaif, Ohio? I
19:00
haven't been to an Applebee's in a while. I
19:02
feel like it's not. I heard of... Do you
19:04
hear about this deal? Chili's just dropped. Well, I was
19:06
gonna say, I went to Chili's like maybe nine
19:09
years ago. It was dog shit. It was horrible.
19:12
Do you remember macaroni when you don't like this? So they have
19:14
a deal now. They have a deal now. What the fuck's that
19:16
about? Why are you grilling
19:18
macaroni? Also, yeah, I liked it better
19:21
when it was called Olive Garden. Yeah.
19:25
No, macaroni grills now carabas. Hey, can
19:27
you... Hey, let me... Okay. You grilled
19:30
that macaroni. Grilled it more. I throw that
19:32
macaroni on the grill. Yeah, I like my
19:34
macaroni rare. Macaroni on
19:36
the grill. Yeah, like my steak. Okay, so
19:38
there's a Chili's like date club or something.
19:40
What? Where
19:42
you can like give them like, I don't
19:44
know, like $2,000. And then one week.
19:47
So like half a chair? You get
19:49
dinner once a week. For $2,000. I
19:51
think... I gotta find the numbers. Oh, flat.
19:54
Yeah. What? Chili's...
19:58
It's not even like special. Because
20:01
there's some chain restaurants that are
20:03
not they're like, you know fine.
20:05
They're serviceable. Texas Roadhouse is okay
20:08
You know, I gotta say man. I used to
20:10
I grew up going to Outback I loved it last time
20:12
I went there the burger was like
20:14
a hockey puck. Yeah, they're not not the burger the
20:17
steak Sometimes but maybe it's like
20:19
the location because I went to an outback and fucking
20:23
Yeah We went
20:25
we went to his Texas Roadhouse in Poughkeepsie. We
20:27
waited like an hour for a table Yeah, and
20:29
it was just like yeah, it's like the cards
20:31
are stacked up against you as a Texas Roadhouse
20:33
You'd like work hard to be like no, it's
20:35
worth anything, you know, yeah Dude,
20:37
I went to a spot. You ever been
20:40
a rollos in Brooklyn? Yeah, my friend heard
20:42
my old roommate my old roommate owns it
20:45
really? Yeah, it's in Ridgewood. It's in
20:47
Queens Yeah, yeah, my old roommate I
20:49
worked in restaurants forever and then he like left
20:52
the restaurant grammar. They were like where ever she's
20:54
having they all left and they
20:56
Open rollos bro it and they
20:58
owned a bakery in Brooklyn as well. They're
21:00
great great Radio
21:02
bakery in Greenpoint. It's really good. My
21:05
family had a restaurant in Trenton for
21:07
like 30 years. Yeah, really? Yeah, no
21:09
way. What kind of restaurant? What
21:11
kind of restaurant Oh, it's a yeah.
21:14
Yeah Yeah,
21:18
oh that's great sushi bar was The
21:21
name of the restaurant it was called it's
21:24
kind of a dumb name what it's called
21:26
Romeo and Juliet I
21:28
never the kid there was like An
21:30
Italian restaurant Empire family where I was
21:33
from in claymont and the place is
21:35
called mr. Pasta mr.
21:37
Pasta We stop pasta
21:39
mr. Paz. That's pretty good. I speak to
21:41
mr. Paz Please
21:45
please my father No
21:54
There's just a guy with like a big rig of Tony head
21:56
and he goes over to the table and he's like yeah What's
21:58
what's the matter? You didn't like your? Dude, years ago
22:00
I was in some pilot for the
22:02
history channel that went nowhere. They had
22:04
to dress up as a cannoli in
22:06
Little Italy. Okay. So
22:09
what was the pitch, but like what
22:11
history were you teaching people? It was
22:13
a, no, I was just a fucking
22:15
cannoli trying to pull people
22:17
over so that the host of it could
22:19
ask them like questions. And then
22:21
they'd win a cannoli. History channel,
22:23
very loose term for that network.
22:25
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
22:28
interesting, they never tell her story,
22:30
you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
22:33
always the fellas version, huh? Well, they're
22:35
coming down with a new channel called
22:37
theystory. Really? I was watching the
22:39
history channel. That's where I draw the line.
22:43
Shout out Ricky Richevé. Shout out Ricky
22:45
Richevé. I was watching
22:47
the Golden Globes monologue
22:50
he did a couple years ago, phenomenal. He took
22:52
the piss out of him. He really took the
22:54
piss out of him. I was watching the
22:56
history channel in a hotel room like a while back and they
22:58
were doing one of those reenactments, you know? And
23:00
it was really intense and there's like a guy, there's like
23:02
two guys in suspenders and one guy's got a shotgun. And
23:05
the guy's like, you better stay out of our territory. And
23:07
he's like, I will not. And then a guy
23:10
gets shot with a shotgun. And I'm like, what
23:12
the heck? What is this about? And then
23:14
the voice of the narrator comes in and it's
23:16
like Harlan Sanders thinks this
23:18
is kind of a risky business venture. Oh
23:21
and in gas stations he looks for another
23:23
model. It was the history of Colonel Sanders.
23:26
But there was a guy getting shot with
23:28
a shotgun. They did a reenactment of the
23:30
thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy
23:32
was going to blast it with a shotgun.
23:35
In the Colonel Sanders story. They needed
23:37
to do the reenactment to tell the
23:39
story of the chicken. They were
23:41
like, we're ready to spice this up. Over
23:44
my dead body I say, I say, I
23:46
say. That's pretty good. Dude,
23:49
I watched a reenactment of Lorena Bobbitt. Cutting
23:52
the penis? Yeah, yeah. And
23:55
I was watching it with my mom. It
23:57
was like one of those like half
23:59
hour. like reenactment shows it tells
24:01
like a story you know and actually the
24:03
documentary on her is so interesting because that
24:05
dude was like abusing her left and right
24:07
and one night she just lost it and
24:10
chopped his fucking dick off but anyway right
24:12
and then he tried to be like the
24:14
victim and then yeah he never believed him
24:16
because she was like a poor I remember
24:18
when I was a patriarchy she could speak
24:20
English is that true? she was like I
24:22
can't tell mother to speak she was like
24:24
eh yeah eh eh I'm
24:27
on that star she's
24:29
holding a bloody knife wait
24:31
wait then he did porn and I remember when I
24:33
was a kid I was like didn't he lose his
24:36
dick like I didn't realize that you could just reattach
24:38
yeah you're like he must have a lot of dick
24:40
to get it close like he really had the biggest
24:42
dick of all time he kind of has a tiny
24:44
dick oh yeah yeah but I think he did a
24:46
porn but dude they the reenactment is a cop looking
24:48
around and he goes yep that's
24:51
the penis hahahahah some
24:53
guy that had to go to
24:55
campus he looked like third-round auditioned
24:57
yeah he had to tell his
24:59
family he's the room full of guys
25:01
that look like him I booked a job guys good
25:04
luck auditioning everybody he's really competitive because
25:07
you all can just leave hahahaha no
25:10
he went to Juilliard and just like fallen on a hard time you
25:12
hear the door make a guy be like hahahahah
25:16
you're like this guy you're
25:18
like this guy hahahahah
25:22
dude years ago I had a job being a
25:24
reader for casting so when people
25:26
do auditions I do the other character and
25:28
then you got the job because you read
25:30
so good no oh nevermind I
25:33
thought it was going to be an inspirational story there's
25:35
this woman that was like if you don't know how
25:37
to read you know
25:39
how to get your requirement at this
25:41
job you know how actors are
25:43
like so desperate it was like for a deodorant
25:45
commercial they're so desperate dude any time I've ever
25:47
been in for an audition it's like 12 other
25:50
me's and they're like yeah I'd really like to
25:52
network with the other people before we get in
25:54
like really excited about this opportunity I'm just like sitting
25:57
there and like ugh I auditioned
25:59
for it Yeah, yeah, like like
26:01
I auditioned for I
26:03
actually trainwreck one time And I
26:05
heard the guy on the other side of the door and
26:08
he was just like talking in a way that
26:10
like nobody talks You know, it's
26:12
like yes. My name is Dominic
26:16
Like this guy probably went to like college
26:19
for acting. He's probably got a BFA Yeah
26:22
Wait, what happened views reading it? It
26:24
was for like deodorant and this woman
26:27
just you know It's like well
26:29
make the character yours or make choices. They don't
26:31
know what you want. They want to you show
26:33
them and She was like
26:36
I love this deodorant so much. I'm
26:38
gonna do this deodorant dance deodorant dance
26:53
I took an acting class years ago and like they were
26:55
it was like an audition class It's like everybody go up
26:57
around the room and say who you are and what
27:00
your background is So I'm like, yeah, Mike I'm
27:02
a comedian my manager said I should take an
27:04
acting class There's this like 40 year old guy
27:06
there. He's probably like 45 years old. He's like,
27:08
you know, my name's Ted I've I've
27:10
been an actor for 22 years
27:13
and I've never booked anything He's
27:16
like and I just can't figure out what
27:18
it is like a what are you family?
27:22
And then you went to the auditions class he
27:24
thought maybe it was the auditions Yeah, maybe he
27:26
was like auditioning. Did he do it for the
27:29
class? And he was almost all the way he
27:31
acted like he would like He
27:33
would like take his glasses off. He was doing a scene.
27:35
He's like I want to ask He's
27:46
like I need to ask
27:48
you Back
27:51
off taking them off again Holy
27:54
shit, no way Yeah,
27:58
yeah, yeah, yeah It's
28:00
like how is there like a God that created
28:02
this man and put him on earth
28:05
for this? He's like I thought
28:07
everybody has a purpose in life That
28:09
there's no way that's for a guy
28:11
purpose that poor guy He
28:14
thinks it is perfect every time for the universe
28:19
One years he was like a decent-looking, you
28:21
know older guy, but it's like going to mike's
28:24
probably right That's like he's been going to
28:26
mike's for 20 years, but there's a
28:28
TV audition I think that like bad. There's so
28:30
much kind of fizzle out Maybe
28:32
I don't know keep going I
28:36
thought that kovat was gonna wipe out like
28:38
I thought there was gonna be like a
28:40
purge with an ID flux There's a massive.
28:42
Yeah, there were people there people who started
28:44
comedy during kovat and they would do open
28:46
mike's in the in the park Yeah
28:54
That is the way stand up really people
28:56
did open mike's in the park You
29:12
gotta do that before before a punchline in
29:14
your act Can you try try one out
29:16
try like try like what happens right
29:18
before punchline and then just do the person there's
29:21
another guy Took another acting class No,
29:23
I think was the same one and this guy was
29:25
like everyone's like talk about what you're like aspirations are
29:27
and he's like Yeah, you know I like comedy but
29:29
I want to be more kind of like the leading
29:31
man like Jim Halper like the guy who's who Looks
29:34
at the camera and is like get a load of
29:36
these guys and he's like one of the ugliest Yeah,
29:40
he wanted to be like the But
29:42
he was like one of the ugliest people I've ever
29:47
I Don't know you
29:50
got to like know what your what your strengths
29:52
are I think eventually hopefully You
29:54
learn what you can and can't do You
29:58
want to look at the camera yeah, hey pal take
30:00
it easy you might break it yeah
30:05
yeah so
30:08
she turns to me and she's like that's
30:10
not my pussy yeah
30:21
yeah good
30:24
he said that's the woman it's man baby
30:26
baby so that I looked at her and
30:28
I said
30:30
hey do I make you all the
30:32
baby you have
30:34
fight with that shit huh awesome
30:36
powers awesome powers the best do
30:39
you remember like you people became like an awesome powers
30:41
kid or like I there was this kid Nick I
30:43
remember he was a ace Ventura
30:46
kid and when the right after the movie came out we're
30:48
like wow you're doing it so good you're
30:50
doing all right again so good long term and then and then like
30:55
three years later we went to the same middle school and he
30:57
was like still doing all righty
30:59
then would you remember yeah let's not get mad
31:01
at those people I
31:04
think that he was really covering up some
31:06
sort of trauma that happened around like
31:16
him too he was he would do this just
31:18
had more the essence but then there were
31:21
they they were yeah baby yeah kids I remember I was
31:23
a fat kid I was the fact
31:27
is anyway anyway in middle school
31:30
didn't know you're so good all right that was
31:38
mean yeah I think it's today my
31:40
mom I think my mom decided to
31:43
go I will you're a
31:45
homosexual drug at it my
31:49
mom was like oh we went
31:51
shopping when they were
31:57
like JC payes she was like oh I really
31:59
like a whole Hawaiian shirt. Like Hawaiian shirts look
32:01
really good. I think she tried to make me
32:03
like be a Hawaiian shirt guy for
32:06
a hot second And
32:09
they did kind of look good on me, but
32:11
they're really nice on the fact that I'm a
32:13
husky section. Yeah Yeah
32:18
She had an asshole and a
32:20
penis All
32:23
right, why don't we just stick to the script Ted? Okay,
32:31
do what's written on the page,
32:33
huh? I love
32:35
it you see them, bro Like,
32:38
you know, you're making choices You keep doing
32:40
the glasses they preach like he keeps putting
32:42
them back on and say That's
32:46
probably still acting yeah, look at my foot
32:48
look up his IMD. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's
32:50
really sad That
32:52
guy's a bummer. Yeah He's
32:55
probably dead. He's probably dead. Hopefully
33:00
I Took
33:03
a script or sketch writing
33:05
class once Oh, dude, well, I was
33:07
like running ever since studied screenwriting Then
33:09
we're gonna the one with the cell
33:11
phone. What do you mean? I
33:14
your brother was it's one that would turn his cell
33:16
phone off Yeah,
33:21
I took a sketch right class and there was like These
33:23
the sketches were insane. I
33:26
mean like people's concept of comedy is just like
33:28
oh, yeah Yeah, no one knows like it was
33:30
like a sketch 101 or something. Yeah, I like
33:32
UCB or something Oh, do you know what?
33:34
I miss only or need a fun to just
33:37
like I there was one girl whose sketches
33:39
I would say Because I was just like this
33:42
is not a locker. Yeah, the artists just
33:44
bizarre But I don't
33:46
I think you should leave is kind of
33:48
bizarre. It's not bizarre like funny. Yeah, it's
33:51
not funny at all No, it's like yeah.
33:53
Yeah, I went to it scary But but
33:55
then there was this guy who came in
33:57
he was like this Really
34:00
tall like black guy like it looks like
34:02
Luther Vandross a little bit. Yeah, I love
34:04
loose and he looks like come
34:06
on Did
34:09
you for this no, I didn't I
34:11
didn't did you know I did not you've been You're
34:14
I would tell you if I did you didn't
34:16
tell me yesterday. He said he has lentil soup
34:18
for dinner tonight I'm having lunch.
34:20
I was done tomorrow. Okay. Anyway, so yeah,
34:23
he cut you know that often. Yeah, I'm
34:25
fucking you I You
34:29
fucking dirty Jew I told you that I
34:31
told you that in confidence. I'm having lentil soup
34:33
for dinner How
34:36
dare you I don't want to run such a
34:38
breach of trust dirty
34:42
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought
34:44
I'm sorry. I like I was
34:46
talking about my dinner I
34:49
was talking about what he was having for dinner tonight with
34:51
his family. I said lentil soup. It
34:53
sounds good You
34:55
just did it again. There's nothing to be
34:57
ashamed of there's nothing But you know, it's
34:59
just a lack of respect for a guy comes
35:01
in the sketch This the sketch writing class one
35:04
day you look like Luther Vandross and
35:06
he had this uh, he was like this Yeah,
35:08
middle-aged black guy of huge and he
35:10
has a suitcase with him. I was like, oh you coming
35:12
from you know The airport or something. He's like, you
35:15
know, like turns to me. He's like, yeah, I had to
35:17
take a 10 today to overtime I Was
35:22
so weird You
35:26
think comedians what does that mean at least
35:28
comedians are like self-aware they can Over
35:37
Yeah, I got it in at the buzzer That's
35:40
crazy I like flew to
35:42
like fucking Raleigh Durham, North Carolina or
35:44
something for like to get
35:46
to make cuz you didn't get pussy at the
35:50
regular way, yeah Bizarre
35:53
I stand by I took a
35:55
improv class when I was like 18 and
35:58
there was some kind of class named
36:00
Martin and one of the class but it was
36:02
like Monday and he came in he
36:04
was like whoosie and she passed
36:06
out and when he came to we were like
36:09
what's wrong we need to call an ambulance he's
36:11
like I got
36:13
kicked into
36:30
New York before what if I did like
36:32
a like a comedy was like a summer
36:37
comedy workshop for kids yeah I mean
36:39
I could do that like yeah yeah
36:43
oh give them a year to pay for anything
36:45
they for anything I saw I saw a class
36:47
I was uh I had to
36:49
go pick something up from a store once was
36:51
some my girlfriend just sends
36:53
me random places like there's a thing at a store
36:55
that's waiting for me you have to pick it up
36:57
and I was like in Dumbo and lost and
37:00
then I saw this summer tea are like not
37:02
even teen it was like 11 year old rich
37:05
white kids doing a graffiti camp no
37:07
yeah and they had like a cool
37:09
black guy and he was like he's
37:11
there I kids like you all gotta
37:13
like work out what your tag is
37:16
and it's
37:20
like yeah one of the five pillars to hip-hop
37:22
is graffiti and like I think it might have
37:24
been hip-hop camp and they were like good like
37:28
fucking bad what fucking loser parents like working
37:30
on their tag they had like big big
37:32
piece of paper and they're working on
37:34
their tags you know what it keeps kids
37:37
out of trouble cool out of trouble I
37:39
mean those kids aren't getting into trouble they're
37:41
just like just being rich
37:43
at their house well then they bring that
37:46
program to the they're just making they just
37:48
make yeah I mean whatever I
37:50
was in the like a theater workshop when I
37:52
was in like middle school and
37:55
we were like doing improv and stuff and you
37:57
know it's like I'm 12 years
37:59
old I decide I love comedy, I
38:01
want to do, I saw a Mel Brooks movie the
38:03
year before, I'm like all in on comedy, and I'm
38:05
trying to find my voice and figure out what's funny
38:08
and also absorb kind of from the world around me.
38:10
So I'm telling my uncle about the- At 12? You
38:13
were that self-aware? That's great. Yeah, when I was 11,
38:15
I was like, I want to do comedy. Oh, that's
38:17
so cool. I saw History of the World, part one.
38:19
I thought that movie was so funny. It's so funny,
38:21
and I just rewatched it. My introduction to the movie
38:23
is really funny. Robin who's been in tight. Yeah, that
38:25
was mine too. That was mine too, but for some
38:27
reason, History of the World is the one that kind
38:29
of did it for me. I love- that was
38:31
my favorite one. So I was
38:33
telling my uncle about what we did in theater
38:35
camp, and I was like, yeah, we were doing
38:37
improv, and I pretended to be Louis Farrakhan. What
38:39
the fuck? What
38:42
the fuck? Yeah. And he was like, what do
38:45
they do? He was like, what the fuck? Why
38:49
would you be Louis Farrakhan? I
38:53
don't know. I'm just seeing what
38:55
works. What do you know about Louis Farrakhan as
38:57
well? It's from like family guy, and from like
38:59
sketch comedy, like watching SNL and shit like that.
39:02
Dude, I went to the bank, and I had
39:04
to talk to one of the branch people in
39:07
the back or whatever, and
39:09
the guy's young and
39:11
everything. He's got a paper there, and I love
39:13
reading the paper. And I go, oh,
39:16
I got one paper. He goes, oh, I don't
39:18
know. I just one of those local papers. You
39:20
wanted a guy came in and said, you
39:22
kids need more knowledge, and
39:24
you're not smart. You need to read over the
39:26
history. And I was like, interesting. And he gave
39:28
it to me, and it was like, oh, Louis
39:31
Farrakhan. There was paper. There
39:33
was like the indomitable truth
39:35
about the real Jewish Israel.
39:39
Him on Donahue is like really funny.
39:42
There's YouTube clips. He's awesome. Him on
39:44
Donahue. And there's people. It's
39:46
like things don't really change. It's
39:49
like you see a guy that looks like Ian, and be like,
39:51
why can't we all just come together, man? And
39:53
just be friends. I
39:56
just found out. I don't see color, man. That's
39:59
Ian. I'm gonna bump the subway!
40:03
That guy died and then he came back as
40:05
Ian. That guy's spirit.
40:07
Hello! My formal brother's
40:09
a sister's man! I
40:12
did not say that it was the Jews
40:14
specifically that caused the problem. What I said
40:17
was... And then like some black lady
40:19
stands up and she's like, You know people don't understand like
40:21
when Dr. Farrakhan talks about Jews this and that,
40:23
I mean, that's just how people talk! Hahahaha!
40:28
It's really great, you gotta watch it! People do
40:30
me talking like that about the Jews! I'll
40:33
take the glasses off and get the glasses off! The
40:35
Jews! Yeah,
40:37
I was actually cleaning out my office and
40:40
for some reason I also, this reminds me,
40:42
saved a story that this kid in
40:45
my creative writing class in like college
40:47
wrote. And it was so crazy, it was called
40:49
the... And
40:51
I read back through it and it
40:54
was just as crazy as I knew
40:56
there was a reason why I had to save it!
40:58
It was called the price of fabulousness. There was like
41:00
this gay guy who was like rich! And
41:03
he was like silent, he never spoke in our class.
41:06
And he was just like,
41:08
yeah, his personality you can just tell
41:10
is rich. You know? And
41:13
then he wrote this story
41:16
and it blew my mind. It was like, you
41:18
know, he gets off the plane. It's
41:21
beautiful because anybody can make art. It's
41:23
true. This is like, I think... I'm
41:26
the fucking loser being like, we're all brothers. Anyone
41:30
can make art! But
41:33
he's like, yeah, you know, like
41:35
Damien got off his private plane
41:37
and was picked up in his
41:40
white Mercedes Benz taxi car. You know,
41:42
it's just like, when you're trying
41:44
to do creative writing, you put in as
41:46
many adjectives as possible. You
41:49
think that that's good writing? He
41:51
got off his silver jet and got in his white
41:53
Mercedes Benz, you know? And
41:56
then like, he went to lunch with
41:58
John. He's like, every guy... wanted
42:00
him every guy wanted to be here you know
42:02
like and they're like
42:04
talking about like just like these
42:06
vapid boring like conversation between two
42:09
rich guys and you're like what
42:11
is them what the fuck is
42:13
the point of this I guess
42:15
that first you're reading it you're
42:18
like in the middle of it in the middle
42:20
of it it's like
42:23
just so vapid and boring and stupid and like
42:25
you're like making fun of the guy who wrote
42:27
this in your head the middle of it he's
42:30
like his cell phone rings he's
42:32
like it's doctors dr. Smith
42:35
said is this is this Damien it's like
42:37
yes he's like Damien I have something to
42:39
tell you you have a it's so
42:41
funny yeah you
42:45
have AIDS right that's not exactly where
42:47
it's you think it's gonna go that's
42:50
like you read that you're like come
42:52
on yeah all right and so then
42:54
the fabric of the universe
42:56
is a fabulous guy but he got AIDS
42:58
he's a enter and the price of being
43:01
fabulous is getting aids what
43:03
are you doing on your phone I found the
43:05
sketch that I wrote in a sketch writing class
43:07
I took like 10 years ago okay yeah can
43:09
I say real quick there was a guy on
43:12
the subway one time handing out like little packets
43:14
of his like short story that he wrote and
43:17
he was like handed out and I was like
43:19
yeah let me take I started reading it and
43:21
it was a story about like this drug dealer
43:23
in Harlem and the guy's name was crack roam
43:27
like that's the guy's name and then there's there's a part
43:29
where he goes like he got home
43:31
to his girlfriend's apartment and opened the door
43:33
what's for dinner he asked with hunger I
43:43
was like I see what he's trying to
43:45
do yeah I'm going for it you're
43:49
the guy at a gay bar and
43:51
I lied to get were you doing it Yeah,
43:53
well you doing it. We got a trick. You
43:56
got a trick. What
44:00
I would you like a secretly get on
44:02
a gay bar for the except for wife
44:04
and child that I used to go to
44:06
cabin as could speak of to the game
44:09
or called the god of this yes and
44:11
died I met this guy and I lied
44:13
to him until the most a writer saturday
44:15
night live so I could get freaked out
44:17
and we were back to his place and
44:19
he was like a new get my scripts
44:22
to correctness of you but it's liquid scored
44:24
lower east side ball a little said it
44:26
was a physical about make a big city
44:28
as the I Dare How moon. Brawl
44:30
I've tried. it's a my email somewhere know
44:32
how to type them like the key were
44:35
and I keep. I want to find it
44:37
and we have to find it set the
44:39
next time we come on ya of I
44:41
will find it every time. I heard influx
44:44
of things are tough things are rough when
44:46
you're in New York City. A better fit
44:48
for a be. A
44:50
benefit out. Of step
44:53
with him. sorry be a writer cause like
44:55
you know them as I am and notice
44:57
I stole money and she's written this week's
44:59
episode. Foods I
45:01
thought it was mine. I won't deny.
45:06
Er withstand of you can like go to make
45:08
and you know try out some material and see
45:10
how it works with when you're a writer you
45:13
just what you're getting married again and you'd have
45:15
to do like a table reading, get people to
45:17
invest their time and like oh shit that doesn't
45:19
work and doesn't work here yet and also like
45:21
stand up his greatest in cincy back to like
45:24
okay the said the other with the writings of
45:26
used to live in this delusion that my unit
45:28
as you can see writer or the career. Would
45:30
stand them over a long period of time. But yeah,
45:33
Yeah. The. Men Like: if you're
45:35
like a comedy writers freshly like. You.
45:37
Get hired on a show gets cancelled the
45:39
you know where for another four years. Yeah,
45:41
you know, You. Hedges
45:44
like Go Do like
45:46
Micronesia Piano realism. Yet
45:49
will do with Writers' Strike. So many comments that were like
45:51
l not to in a park as a real like a
45:53
road ptolemaic. I'll just. get
45:55
a job writing for one at sam's his
45:58
sense of of snow and my when I'll
46:00
stop there like Do
46:04
this anymore, she's so me Right
46:16
I was on a show And
46:18
my role was I had to give a black
46:20
woman a pedicure while she held an AK-47 to
46:22
my head It's
46:26
fun. That's funny. Did you do
46:28
a good job? She's very funny. I nailed it Yeah, I
46:30
like Sam Jang because she lets you
46:33
have opinions that aren't just like ball
46:35
washy. Yeah, you know Yeah, the letter
46:37
ball washy Didn't
46:40
she say something? What about why she's like man,
46:43
I'm sick of hearing about these hearing from these
46:45
fucking parkland kids When
46:48
the stop Asian hate thing started? Oh, yeah, we
46:50
were still at the cellar doing comedy in a
46:52
fucking box during the band Yeah, yeah Asian
46:57
hate bullshit Don't
47:02
y'all know Karate Karate
47:05
chop a man to try to push you in
47:07
the so thought to me when you were pressed
47:12
Go there don't they know
47:14
karate I'm
47:18
sick of stop Asian hate She
47:24
went up in the show why was she sick of it
47:26
she she's like, yeah, I don't know cuz it's like too much
47:29
I forget what it was. I
47:31
don't want to misrepresent her. Yeah, cuz they
47:34
were a bit uppity. They're being uppity. Yeah
47:40
In Adams friends interpretation of that
47:42
NAACP I'm
47:46
all of the both That
47:49
is so funny the funniest like that that's
47:51
really funny the second funniest thing else ever
47:53
And I probably said on the show before
47:55
was uh, I'm a cousin who's
47:58
like, I guess special needs or something and
48:00
he like texts me constantly. I saw
48:02
him at my grandma's funeral, and he's
48:04
like, hey Adam, do you have text messaging? He's
48:06
like the kind that's like, no, but he's not
48:08
like, he's just like a little weird.
48:11
He's like kind of a weird guy. He's not
48:13
like, like, you know, he can,
48:15
he has like a job and stuff, you know,
48:17
but he's just like a little bit, there's a
48:19
little something special, you know? And then
48:21
he's, so I'd give him, I gave him my
48:24
number and he texts me every holiday. So I
48:26
was like, what, hey Adam, what's going on for
48:28
Abade? Like what's going on Memorial Bay? What's
48:30
going on? Every Jewish holiday.
48:32
Adam, it's the last day, are you excited? Every Jewish
48:34
holiday, and then one year I was at my office,
48:37
one of the desk job, and I got a text
48:39
that said, hey Adam, what are you doing for 9-11?
48:46
I have heard this story like six times. Yeah,
48:48
yeah, yeah. But yeah, he's heard it by the
48:50
way. I like it, I like it. Yeah, yeah,
48:52
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's ridiculous, yeah. You
48:54
should have him on the show. I'm an avid Comtown listener.
48:57
Yeah, yeah, I said on Comtown. All
49:00
the audiences are, you know, we got a
49:02
lot of new fans. You should have, you
49:04
should have. The last, Nick was here, oh.
49:08
Oh, stop. We're just about to spill the tea,
49:10
dude. We're at 50 minutes, but I have to
49:12
get on this call, because we
49:14
started like. You gotta jump on a call. A
49:17
business call? Yeah. About Tuesday?
49:20
Not really, it's about Tuesday. You
49:23
should have your cousin come, I
49:26
can't come for Tuesday. Sure,
49:29
yeah, during the George Floyd riots,
49:32
he's like, I was like, yeah,
49:34
it's crazy. He's like, yeah, the riots were happening
49:36
right outside my house. And I
49:38
was like, oh, were you like looking at the window? You
49:40
can see them? He's like, no, I preferred to watch
49:42
it on television. Yeah. Yeah.
49:44
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
49:47
Yeah. Yeah. Like, he could have looked out
49:50
his window, but instead he had to watch it on TV. Better,
49:53
I prefer on the TV. They
49:56
used to like, he used to ride his bike to
49:58
the Apple store, I told you. this right when
50:01
he was in high school he'd ride his bike to the
50:03
Apple Store and follow around
50:05
customers and be
50:07
like that's not the right technology yeah he
50:10
was volunteering yeah yeah and he'd be like
50:12
you know you'd get it you actually getting
50:14
the wrong technology and they'd be like he'd
50:16
get kicked out every day they'd be like
50:18
you don't work here you're not a genius
50:21
you're definitely not a genius you're most
50:24
certainly not a genius there was an
50:26
autistic guy in New York City who like he became
50:28
obsessed with the subway and he was like
50:30
stole the brain he was the train and there
50:32
was a guy that did it and a doctor
50:34
too oh well yeah that's kind of the doctor
50:36
he was kind of a cool doctor in my
50:39
mind in my mind the doctor kid and the
50:41
subway kid is the same kid because they were
50:43
both little kids right yeah but it's better to
50:45
drive the train and to drive the train that
50:47
guy and that guy was just doing it because
50:49
he had an appreciation and he was like so
50:51
good at it he was
50:53
like yeah he knew exactly what he
50:55
was doing yeah did yeah I got
50:57
a little thing with a conductor today
51:00
I was going and the door was open
51:02
here and there were two doors open here
51:04
and I go and I and I run in
51:06
and she goes the doors
51:08
open here genius and I go so are these
51:10
idiot and I heard you right
51:14
really one yeah nice I had a person
51:16
at their job working for the city she
51:18
yelled at me all right so I'm gonna
51:20
say we'll leave it up that guy thanks
51:22
for joining us today yeah
51:31
yeah go ahead go ahead and use it
51:33
with smokes is my podcast out for smoke
51:35
speeding with Jordan yeah guys we'll be right
51:37
back we'll be right back
51:39
Nick we'll be back next week Nick strong
51:41
is strong everyone All
51:45
right, I language willb
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