0:02

Hello, welcome guys, it's the

0:04

Adam Friedland Show podcast. Give

0:07

it up for our guest today, Robbie Hoffman.

0:09

Hi, thank you for having me. Robbie Hoffman from

0:11

The New at Midnight. They

0:14

brought it at midnight back? Yeah. Yeah.

0:17

Do you have an email guest? Do people even say like

0:19

at anymore? I feel like that show came out when like

0:22

hashtags were new. It's after midnight

0:24

now. I don't know what it is.

0:26

But you're the winner. Yeah, I took the check. I

0:30

was the winner even based on everything they had to cut

0:32

from me. They cut a

0:34

couple of jokes of yours. A little bit

0:36

of blue humor. You

0:38

want to run those jokes now for the fans? It's the

0:41

same format the show that it used to be. I

0:44

don't know. I didn't know the old show. I never

0:46

heard of it. It was with the... How

0:48

old are you? Oh, so you're alright. But

0:50

yeah, but you know, I don't know. And

0:52

we can cut. Let's cut that age because

0:54

I'm starting to act. Are

0:59

you acting right now? No, but I act. I had

1:01

a part that's pointy. No, she's like this. She's just

1:03

like... This is the way I am. Why can't

1:05

I be the way I am? She's just like this. She's

1:07

just like this. Let's cut your age

1:09

because you're... What?

1:13

Why do we have... Can we... I'm

1:15

a guest. I don't think they can. I'm new to

1:17

it. Come on. You

1:19

know that in Beverly Hills 90210, those were... Yeah,

1:22

but you're not like a hot young piece of

1:24

that. She acts this way. I am a hot

1:26

young piece of that. She acts this way. I am a

1:28

hot young piece of that. When I first met her in

1:31

Castor's, I'm sorry. I am a hot young piece of ass.

1:33

We thought you were a 19-year-old. Robbie... Just because I'm

1:35

not your taste, Nick. There's a lot... And by the

1:37

way, there's a lot of boys. How do you know? How do

1:40

you know? Because he said I'm not a

1:42

hot piece of ass. But that's his

1:44

taste. That's not my taste. So then I'm not his

1:46

taste. You're absolutely 100% his taste. I'm

1:48

speaking to you as someone else who's also a

1:50

victim of this. Are you attracted to me? No.

1:55

Okay. Anyway. I do

1:57

have some men in my dance who let me know that they're... Yes,

2:00

I do. I do. I do. I do. We'll

2:02

talk after. We'll cut your age. I want to

2:04

start here. Can you welcome me again? Welcome

2:06

to the Adam Friedland Show with

2:08

special guest, Robby Hoffman.

2:11

No, stop. Do it again. Welcome

2:13

to the Adam Friedland Show with special guest, Robby

2:15

Hoffman. Please.

2:18

That's it. That's it. I knew it wouldn't

2:20

be fun. Stop it. No, it's

2:22

fun. Go again. Go again. You're a bully

2:24

and now you're a little face through your

2:26

own medicine. I can't. I can't take. Start

2:28

it again. What age do you want to be?

2:30

What age? I don't want to talk. What's your fake

2:32

age? Just tell this boy your fake age so we don't, because

2:34

we're going to have to talk about it. That's how we do

2:37

the introductions. We say the age of everyone. Well, just because in

2:39

case it comes up, we're going to be like, oh, well, you're

2:41

a 14-19-year-old hot young piece of ass. Can

2:46

you be introduced yourself? Yes. Welcome to

2:49

the Adam Friedland Show with special guest,

2:51

Robby Hoffman. Friend of mine, friend of

2:53

the show. Give it up for Robby.

2:55

Thank you. Thank you. That's

2:57

when it starts to be fucked up. No.

3:01

I think when I turned 33, it just sounds bad as a

3:04

number. No,

3:07

it's the age of Jesus 33. Was

3:10

he? Didn't he die at 33? Yeah,

3:12

it's an age people die at. It's like, yeah. No,

3:15

I thought 27 is the age. No, it's got,

3:17

toward 33 they call you like Jesus year. 27

3:20

is rock stars, but if you're a moral

3:22

person, yeah. Who

3:24

else died at 33? Nick, you don't think I'm a hot piece

3:26

of ass? I said hot young pieces of

3:29

ass. In like show business terms, you're not

3:31

like... You know, do you know that men DM me? You're

3:33

not losing any roles by being 24. Do you know?

3:36

You're a type. I didn't say you're not

3:39

attractive. Do you know that

3:41

I have boys who DM me? I'm

3:45

like, you're not Marilyn Monroe. You're like, just you're

3:47

saying nobody wants to fuck me. I'm like, that's

3:49

never close to us. Everyone wants to fuck me. That's

3:51

in the close world. And then she walks into a

3:53

room and every girl wants

3:55

to be her and every guy wants

3:57

to date her. I have men. who

4:00

say I'm into masculine girls. If

4:02

you were someone who was completely, if you were

4:04

untalented, if you had no acting ability, and your

4:07

entire thing was like, look at me,

4:09

I'm young. Just put me on camera, I'm young. Then

4:11

it would make sense. Don't let anyone know. OK,

4:13

can we? We'll cut that. We'll cut it. Nick,

4:16

he said you're sensitive. But now he's not

4:18

being sensitive. We're going to beep the age.

4:20

We'll beep it. No, I don't want to

4:22

start it once more. For comedy? No, no,

4:25

for comedy. It'll be funny. I don't care

4:27

for comedy. OK. I'll start my timer again.

4:29

Go ahead. Go ahead. We're starting now.

4:31

Welcome to The Adam Freeland Show with special guest,

4:33

Robbie Hoffman, friend of mine. A show for the

4:35

ages. A show for the ages. Thank you.

4:38

I talk about Robbie all the time to Nick. He's

4:40

like, who's this Robbie? I said,

4:42

don't worry about it. It's my friend. I don't hear much

4:44

about Nick. What are you talking? You don't

4:46

hear much about Nick. I don't hear much about Nick. I

4:49

thought you said to me when you

4:52

agreed to go, you asked me. First of all, you didn't agree

4:54

to go on the road. You said, can I open for you?

4:56

Yeah, I wanted to. On the road. People

4:58

in the queer community in LA. They

5:00

were mad at me. We're saying that I'm a

5:02

member of the KKK and stuff. Yeah, that's what

5:05

they said. What did you support? You

5:07

were at a march? The

5:09

only march I've ever been to is a women's. I went

5:11

to a women's rights rally. Why

5:15

would I be at Charlottesville? They

5:17

say Jews will not replace us. What would

5:20

I have been chanting that? I

5:22

don't know. They will not replace us. This

5:25

is anything to do. Is

5:28

there any theme today? The theme of today is

5:31

Robbie with special guests on the podcast

5:34

today. We're

5:36

talking show business. Wait, you

5:38

have a theme for your podcast? No, I don't know.

5:40

I don't know. It's just a

5:42

podcast. You can't talk. Great. Nick,

5:46

you seeing anyone? Yeah,

5:49

a periodontist. A periodontist?

5:51

Yeah, Nick just had a surgery. Welcome back to the

5:53

podcast, Nick. What was

5:56

the surgery? You had a gum graft? I had

5:58

a gum graft. You had A gum graft? Yeah. They

6:00

take it or. They were talking now. You.

6:02

Want when I when skateboarding when I'm a kid.

6:05

I. Thought this to do my thing that on a

6:08

line you I never did sports but I. You

6:10

know, I thought my i target a Valentine

6:12

right away flew off of it. I guess

6:14

my whole say or the doesn't blow. I.

6:16

Came on my mother didn't isabella. she shouldn't

6:19

what you did. Yeah, whatever.

6:21

You did, I could you do this? She said

6:23

you're gonna need skin graft here In the cab

6:25

on the way the hospital she said they're gonna

6:27

shave off your side. And. Stick it on

6:30

your say. I think she was I am I so exchange.

6:32

Numbers an ointment I was, I was put

6:34

under a week later. Yeah did. You

6:36

say years failed at the failure. As

6:38

predictable as the Co. devastating. Says or

6:40

does the appeared on to give you money. Back to

6:42

that or what did he measured? Know they they

6:45

just as the in two weeks I

6:47

guess we're like additional follow. The.

6:49

Didn't take a pretty big chunk out

6:51

of like from your other gums. And

6:54

out this to hurt and if you lose so

6:56

I know. And he's not going to give you

6:58

money back or this is malpractice. Reserve necessarily now.

7:00

Practice malpractice has to be outside the

7:02

therapeutic care or you would avoid me

7:04

like there was a lack of informed

7:06

consent because I was echoed of this

7:08

is be Covered a woman. He.

7:10

Didn't tell me I only work for ninety percent. You

7:13

know that dentistry? Did you see this new

7:15

documentary about them Use. Those.

7:17

Of dentist ancestry is like such a

7:19

scam. It's actually like not scientific along

7:22

and that a periodontal. Is a

7:24

surgeon but a dentist is regarded or

7:26

that's really doctor and it's a it's

7:28

a did you get additional dental school

7:30

you go to paradise deals with the

7:32

bones in the Gov A dentist is

7:34

just t. Now my question with that. so

7:36

now it failed. They have to take another chunk.

7:39

I don't know I going to wait to we are going

7:41

to put it on us. He was like it was pretty.

7:43

I was in despair when they told me I could. I

7:45

tried do everything right. I was being may have. Been. I

7:48

have to problem. I have a your

7:50

complex where did in time my life

7:52

right? I do something right and by

7:54

trying to like try my best really

7:56

them to work I end up so

7:58

I could make it work. Well,

8:00

that's like my new shoe. Gabby hates when I bring

8:02

this up, but that's my new shoe theory. When you

8:04

get new shoes, let's say when you rotate and you

8:06

don't want to scuff them, you have your shoes for

8:08

the year or whatever, first day, you fuck them up.

8:10

But then you never fuck them up again. But it's

8:12

because you're thinking so much. Don't fuck

8:14

them up. Don't fuck them up. Don't fuck

8:17

them up. Well, anyways, yeah, it didn't work. So I was pretty

8:19

distraught. And then he could see

8:21

that and suddenly he said, well, like you say,

8:23

you know, whatever, need to be done. We

8:25

can go in and we won't charge you. But

8:27

he said, we have to. We have

8:30

to wait two weeks to see like what you

8:32

know, how it heals. And you can't get now

8:34

you're going to have a gash somewhere up here. I

8:37

already have. There's a big chunk missing from the

8:39

top of my mouth. And that won't ever come back.

8:42

I know. I don't think gums grow.

8:44

They don't. If they recede, they don't

8:46

grow. That's why you need a gum graft. But

8:48

the reason that happens is because it's like gum

8:51

tissue needs an underlying bone

8:53

structure to attach to

8:56

because it's like blood supply

8:58

through the bone and stuff like that. So

9:00

when you have bone loss from periodontal disease,

9:03

then the gums just have nothing to attach to. So

9:05

you have periodontal disease. I mean, yeah, they say

9:07

that you can't cure it. It can be stabilized.

9:09

They had to get a root scaling and planing

9:12

done years ago. And then

9:14

they don't like my regular dentist, they don't

9:17

tell you anything. They're just like,

9:19

oh, yeah, you got to do this. Like we got to do

9:21

this. So I guess it's not

9:23

like they sat me down there like you have periodontal

9:25

disease. They told me we have to go under your

9:27

gums and clean them out. I don't know what my

9:29

periodontal chart is. I get x-rays. They

9:32

tell me if I have cavities, but I don't

9:34

like I don't know what the pocket depth is

9:36

or any of that shit. I

9:38

just went. So how did you find out you needed

9:40

this? The periodontist took a look at it. He's like,

9:42

that's got to be covered. You smile. Are you

9:44

insecure about your teeth? No, not really. I

9:46

mean, I went to get I went to

9:48

go see periodontist because one tooth and

9:51

it's structural. It's because it's like when

9:53

my my I never braces or anything.

9:55

One tooth. I Have to watch

9:57

this viewing documentary. It's exactly. That

10:00

and you not only what is not

10:02

as a pro at home against about

10:04

this crowbar dentist Who says that basically

10:06

dentistry with sounded like basically the first

10:08

dentist. Back. A

10:10

hundred years ago when I'm going until we

10:12

could get we could do that we could

10:14

do braces and certain people state but he

10:16

actually forgot the room the people's problems which

10:19

was that the that that the jaw. Actually

10:21

needed to be widened. Her teeth of

10:24

it. So. We we started just

10:26

fixing peace. And. Feeding them into

10:28

the jaw, sometimes pulling teeth, whatever

10:30

were, instead of making like a

10:32

pallet instead of whining. The

10:35

job. But he was so. You're

10:37

ordeal I realized I mean dream

10:39

a lot of a recession. A

10:41

lot of issues or the on. So

10:43

he was so vilified because it's such

10:45

a money maker and how it's such

10:47

a business. the braces and then there's

10:49

an easy fix that type of retainer

10:51

from when you have it as a

10:53

kid. you'll grow, your teeth, will grow

10:55

straight because evolutionary, you know, Mom. Like.

10:58

You know issues were really at at that?

11:00

You know at the root of this issue

11:02

rather than the T, it's like oh, we

11:04

stop keeping our mouths completely plans with or

11:06

without tongue. Don't

11:09

feel like they're gonna do that. Would keep. Your your

11:11

your jaw why now World war.com out

11:13

of real if again intersection of being

11:15

a product of would a for profit

11:17

ogres is the literal are you assume

11:19

that you're just being scammed? yeah what

11:21

and then you get into dumb should

11:23

be more going your new through Dennis

11:25

Roy's for coconut oil in your know

11:27

right now my immediately right and then

11:29

within the that stuff gets into this

11:31

kind of like almost word for a

11:34

reactionary. Them. And see where you're like,

11:36

oh, woe, Is. It is actually

11:38

because we've had. we had his old

11:40

traditional systems and it was new wing

11:42

that that's again like as looks Maxine

11:44

thing where you can improve your entire

11:47

life is you know me to by

11:49

pressing you're pulling against a Rubio. Wait,

11:52

Are no? No. I

11:55

was raping and then he switched to

11:57

get rid move on. I lose

11:59

originated. Have. Their. Agree

12:01

with have before using. A

12:03

That. And. Will forget like I

12:06

like the color basket. You see it like

12:08

a yeah. That's why I thought I

12:10

was more like i'm gonna boulder. Because

12:12

they have the best for twenty like

12:15

I'm going to me and from find

12:17

Colorado little minor libations bar yeah I

12:19

see you. On I have a very similar

12:21

face shape either. very narrow face like that

12:23

with way when I was watching something like

12:25

this I was don't I can see that

12:27

because I've had cramps. You.

12:30

Know my palm. Height of i never needed braces

12:32

but my my within kings game in the

12:34

pitch this want to forward and when it's

12:36

when the truth is forward and the garmser.

12:39

And it's funny because they did a for

12:41

next to me also were there are some

12:43

and they caught the frenulum which is attending

12:45

the hold my with the my gums. So

12:47

how long can you let alone bell string

12:49

of the on during the bottom be on.

12:51

It's like pulling oil of hours walking around

12:53

I could feel like every step you can

12:55

feel guilty about your life will my lip

12:57

a my. Gum. Being like at an

12:59

angle that were really cause a recession is

13:01

like lawyer twenty years of. Every

13:03

July first round Gravity every. Time

13:06

your fucking put job with tugging on inside the I.

13:08

Was like when I got ah surgery when I

13:10

cut my tits off. Yeah the first drive the

13:12

i do that yourself or a doctor. Adoptive,

13:15

adopted and they had to do that. At

13:17

six, you're facing. Exactly what happened.

13:19

whatever your Tv is into your mouth,

13:21

that's what happened. Wow when I was

13:23

driving how the professor. We have to

13:25

do that for is a common off and

13:28

you get anything from skating areas of on

13:30

mars is in. Mind. That I drove

13:32

home I did feel. Can say

13:34

so. This power the this, ugliest,

13:36

unexpected, whatever they are. Tetsu Now

13:38

you're like that. I could

13:41

feel the pull in this an awkward feeling.

13:43

a little a bonding for I get kind

13:45

of feeling on this is wanting to go

13:47

down and this is wanting to spring out

13:49

everything. Has a sensation that you just like.

13:51

Like. A really really used to physically

13:53

violent. I think if I cannot be

13:55

going over to be somebody else for

13:57

a day, I think just the same.

14:00

The physical sensation of it would probably

14:02

drive you insane. That's true Yeah, you'd

14:04

probably be in like a

14:06

state of discomfort that you could never

14:09

Like comprehend like even just the way

14:11

your hair touches your fucking how

14:14

long have you been growing your hair? 35

14:17

years. Oh, you've always had long hair

14:19

grows since he's had hair Since

14:24

we started the show I just haven't taken care of myself This

14:26

is the first time I went to he had very long beard

14:28

for a long time, too He looked

14:31

like a hussard. Well, what's a long

14:33

hair? He looked like a year

14:35

started So it's not well, you know

14:37

Robbie grew up in Crown Heights. She

14:39

was wait actually there 34 it This

14:42

is a year of the dragon. Yeah, I

14:44

was born 88. He's a oh happy Chinese

14:46

New Year to our Chinese listeners By the

14:48

way, new year. Yeah, but for

14:51

me 88 your your birth year every 12 years I

14:55

was born in the year of dragon this year dragon

14:57

out. It's actually bad luck So

15:00

it's gonna be a terrible year terrible year. Yeah

15:02

half the reason I went and got this done

15:05

Is because Chinese who's right at the buzzer

15:07

now Chinese near to say make sure you

15:09

get any dental work done before February 4th

15:12

specifically that you gotta go if you

15:15

have need anything with your eyes or your teeth

15:17

done do that and the period was I can

15:19

see you January 29th and I'm like perfect Because

15:24

yesterday was lunar new year, right?

15:26

Yeah, well in for

15:28

your Bending

15:31

yeah, I don't know what they call it.

15:33

I think that's it. It's your birth year

15:36

in Chinese zodiac if Like

15:39

to yeah, first of all someone has to

15:41

buy you red underwear, which no one has done for me

15:43

yet So if there's somebody why do you ask? I

15:46

was buying I think somebody has to just

15:48

do it for you You can't I'm not gonna be

15:50

buying you you said someone has to so maybe

15:52

someone will I do have one pair of red

15:54

underwear That was given to me for free by

15:57

Mac. Well than years ago. All right for more

15:59

for responses Yeah,

16:01

but you

16:03

know Chinese people who go get their teeth cleaned

16:05

at the beginning of the year because you know

16:07

usually bleed and Or

16:10

donate blood so that later in

16:12

the year you don't piss off like the

16:14

god of furniture arranging Yeah,

16:17

and he makes you get hit by a

16:19

car or something So luckily with this I

16:21

think maybe a shed enough blood that the

16:23

rest of the year I won't have to deal with any kind of

16:25

physical ailments. All right, let's look fingers

16:27

crossed. Do you believe in Chinese? That

16:30

kind of stuff. I don't know anything about it. I don't

16:32

really know anything regular

16:34

astrology Yeah,

16:37

how do you live in LA and not know anything about

16:39

it? Well, I know I'm a Sagittarius. Oh, when's

16:42

your birthday? December 2nd Yeah,

16:48

so what do we know about it? I Don't

16:50

know. I think the cool one cuz it's like a

16:52

centaur dragon is also a good personality

16:55

You guys have to the best person. Well, you said that we

16:57

would be like oil and water which we kind of are

16:59

No, I said that you guys are kind of the similar

17:01

people in what way more

17:03

bone structure look general look

17:07

I watched the Super Bowl last night and you get

17:09

the sense first of all halftime shows dog shit. I

17:12

disagree Phenomenal she didn't

17:14

like it either. No, I like it. You know what I wish

17:16

it would do Give me one

17:18

or two songs the whole song fine

17:21

Maybe not the whole whole like like you can

17:23

show in the beginning the end But but who's

17:26

the party seconds clip clip like they're always trying

17:28

to put a black man in a dress To

17:31

read the sheet to read the

17:33

sheet not a comedian. Yeah, they do that Well,

17:35

I mean that Williams also said that on the

17:38

show I've interviewed They put black eyes in comedies

17:40

and they make them like they

17:42

feminized them. It's called buck breaking I

17:44

believe worst example of that of all

17:47

time Now

17:49

is making usher rollerskate during

17:51

the super He

17:54

did it they put him in rollerskates from

17:56

what I understand He's

18:00

in the down-low culture, from

18:03

what I understand. No, no, it seems

18:05

pretty obvious. You know you're in the

18:07

community. I would assume that he is. You're

18:10

in the down-low community yourself. No,

18:12

I would assume. He's been

18:14

in show business since he was 15? He just

18:16

seems it to me, I don't know. And I could

18:18

be wrong. By the way, it shouldn't be... I got in

18:20

trouble on a show. I was writing on... To call

18:22

it a show is even an overstatement. I was writing on the

18:24

Chris Gethler show. And we

18:26

had somebody on the show there, who I

18:29

thought was a broad like me. We all

18:31

know what that means, okay? Hot Young Pizza. Hot

18:34

Young Pizza. And

18:37

we had this job, but we had to sometimes write,

18:40

like if the guest was being

18:43

interviewed like this, we'd have to write a lower third, like

18:45

what it says on the TV screen for them. So

18:47

like Adam Fionnhos, you know, that

18:49

sort of thing. And I would always give her

18:51

a cute... They gave that to the writers to do that? Yeah,

18:54

I would do a cute thing. That

18:56

was like one of the things we did.

18:58

I would do a cute thing like, oh,

19:01

stupid. Drives a Subaru, or you know, has

19:03

caps. Whatever lesbian... And I got called in

19:05

saying, you can't insinuate that

19:07

somebody is gay. And I said,

19:09

what? Why not? What is

19:12

wrong? Are you saying that something wrong with being gay? What did

19:14

you write for the guest? Like what's wrong

19:16

with being called gay? Should I take that in a...

19:19

What did you write? Light in the loafers?

19:21

Oh, scissors occasionally. Scissors occasionally.

19:25

I don't care. Was it not a lesbian?

19:27

It was a closeted... Closeted lesbian. Now

19:29

an out lesbian, by the way.

19:32

And it's like, I get in trouble. The

19:34

thing that's getting me in trouble is we're going to see

19:36

who's getting who in trouble. I get in top of meaning,

19:38

I say, what the fuck is wrong with being gay or

19:40

calling someone gay? If

19:43

somebody called me straight, I would not have a problem with that. See,

19:46

it's so nice, because I mean, nobody's hired me on

19:48

anything since 2017. But if there was a... Can't stand

19:50

that. There's

19:52

a window where they would hire people...

19:57

Not, you know, like they would have to... They were being worked

19:59

on. the cost is better than hiring. You

20:02

would have more representation. But

20:04

then they would still hire one bad white

20:06

guy. Like that would be the

20:08

balance. So the one white guy they

20:10

hire isn't gonna be like, you know,

20:13

black lives matter. It's gonna be the guy that's

20:15

like, ah, they got an extra bone. One

20:19

bad boy. Yeah, right, exactly. A curt.

20:21

No, but you know what I think? I actually

20:23

disagree with that. I think the white guy who

20:25

stays there is like the one enforcing the woke

20:27

shit the most. Cause he's like trying

20:29

to be subtle about that fact that he's the white

20:31

guy. But they figured it out. Cause like, you

20:34

know, they had it, it kind of the sweet

20:36

spot in 2017, when

20:38

famously the best TV shows of all time

20:41

were coming out. But no,

20:44

I feel like- Was that when Schumer was winning

20:46

Emmys? That was when

20:49

Kurt was the good old boy. Yeah. Yeah.

20:53

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20:55

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remember over ten years ago she always had them

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and it's sentence you can't you say all what they just put

24:34

a different smell in there it's like okay tell me how they

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with men yeah that's when

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it gets like you don't have to deal anything with

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anything like that with a

25:40

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25:42

don't I don't you can't technically have

25:45

actual sex person no exactly

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yeah it's just a mushy so that's what

25:49

well we don't really do that either

25:51

it's mostly fingers tongue and toys they're

25:53

all there bitch it is she's

25:55

into washes yeah yeah do you like it

25:59

yeah Try it on. It's kind of

26:01

shocking. Why is that shocking? I don't know.

26:03

It doesn't fit with the rest of the outfit, I guess.

26:05

Why doesn't it fit with the rest of the outfit? You

26:07

have a really nice watch. What's

26:09

wrong with the rest of the outfit? It looks

26:11

like it's from a gift shop in Dublin. He's

26:15

talking to me about my outfit. That's proloquo.tafs and

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shopmando.com. Let's go back to the bit. Can you

26:19

imagine that he's talking to me about my outfit? I know. I look

26:21

like I'm having so much fun right now. I'm not

26:23

wearing a roll-up. Continue. Let's hear about her outfit and

26:25

the roll-up. I

26:27

think it looks great. It looks nice in my sweater. It looks

26:29

phenomenal. But this watch, I wear this watch every single day. Is

26:32

that the Air King? It's just it. It's as simple

26:34

as a 1991 vintage Air King. No,

26:37

she doesn't have Snoopy on. This,

26:40

I think Steve Jobs would

26:42

roll over. Good fucking. If he

26:45

saw that this is what they put out

26:47

that still looks like an iPhone 3G just

26:49

on your wrist, he would

26:51

have put it out when it looked like this. Did it

26:53

have Snoopy on it? It did have Snoopy. You know, by the time

26:55

it looked like a watch. Mac

26:58

Air came out. He

27:01

came out with a manila envelope, just an envelope. He

27:03

was like, oh, I just have an envelope. And he

27:05

pulls out this computer, beautiful. With the watch, he would

27:07

have, until it looked like just a regular watch, he

27:09

would have just walked out and been like, what's the

27:11

time? Flipped it, and it would have

27:14

turned on. But instead, they threw his old

27:16

iPhone 3G onto

27:19

the wrist. It's like nobody is fooled.

27:22

What do you mean? It's just not a watch. It's a

27:24

phone on a wrist. It's got Snoopy on it. It has

27:26

Snoopy on it as your text. It's

27:28

a phone wristlet. What else do you

27:30

do with it, Nick? I keep track of where we

27:32

are with the reads. Yeah, can you do that? Yeah,

27:35

it can do that. Can I try it on? Yeah.

27:37

Looks so good on you. It looks really good. You

27:39

know that I tried to help Maya get you one

27:41

for Christmas. She's not going to spend that money.

27:44

Why? She comes to money. You barely have

27:46

her spending at the apartment. You

27:48

know that magazine DuPont Registry? OK,

27:50

but don't close it because your wrist, it's not

27:52

much bigger than mine, but it's bigger. I have a woman's wrist.

27:54

No, he has such bad hands, but look how good

27:56

that looks. Don't close it, though. It's

28:00

a very simple watch. We gotta

28:02

get into the time pieces. Nah, I'll never do that.

28:06

I'll never be a watch guy. Feel

28:08

so good. No, you won't. Feel

28:10

so nice on this. Thank

28:13

you, thanks for letting me do that. Not at all. When

28:17

I first met Robbie, Hey,

28:21

first. Stop, stop being prideful.

28:23

I'm not being prideful. Put it on this hand. My

28:25

sense of comfort is being in my space is because

28:27

I'm so good at it. He's

28:30

fucking... No, you respect

28:32

his face. He's

28:34

being, he's being... He's my

28:36

best friend. You'd be respectful. I'm your best

28:38

friend. Kind of. Yeah,

28:41

me and him are just business partners. No, that's not true.

28:44

I kind of love, I'm in love with both of

28:46

you. Kind

28:49

of similar ways also. No, kind of

28:51

the same. Kind of the same.

28:54

When the two of you make fun of me... He

28:56

wanted to try it on, because I told him then

28:58

to try it on. I did, Laurie. He said, no,

29:00

he's one of those guys. Okay, they don't think it's

29:02

good. That if I don't tell you to do something

29:04

you want to do... It doesn't like to be... No,

29:06

he has oppositional defiance. I was close before. Nick

29:09

has oppositional defiance. You can't tell him what

29:11

to do. He has to happen upon... Exactly. He

29:13

has to happen upon things on his own.

29:15

He's like a girl like that. It's not

29:17

a girl thing. Exactly.

29:20

What am I gonna be like, oh wow, now I

29:22

get it. She

29:24

said, she was doing a nice thing where

29:26

she said, try it on and you'll be

29:28

like... Try on my expensive watch. No, and

29:30

you would feel maybe a little bit nice being

29:32

like, oh, the Queen of England. You

29:34

don't have a watch like that. Do your fuck

29:36

face. She wasn't doing it in

29:38

a rude way. No, no. She was trying to

29:41

get... Is insecurity coming? No,

29:43

let him, let him. It all comes with... No, it's

29:45

not this... It's all projection. Nothing to do. Robbie

29:48

DMs, it's not projection. No, that's okay. You

29:50

don't even know what that means. It's okay. Robbie

29:52

DMs me. I meet her in New York. We

29:55

got along. And then she DMs me. I see

29:57

her in Portland. Can I come future for USA,

29:59

of course. Wasn't that fun? We're in the

30:01

airport, I meet up with her, she refuses to

30:03

take her mask off. This is years after COVID.

30:06

And I say, what's with the mask? You're

30:09

actually at this point, it's kind of rude. And

30:11

you're like, I can't tell you, big

30:14

dicking me. Like I can't

30:16

tell you- I just have my tits sewn

30:18

onto my face. I just, I can't tell

30:20

you, but like your, I

30:23

cannot breathe your air, right? Eventually

30:26

takes the mask off. We argue for four hours,

30:28

straight up four hours, screaming at each other. And

30:30

she looks down at my hands and wrists and

30:32

she said, your hands and

30:35

wrists are pathetic. They're very small, they're

30:37

very small. I highlighted my number one

30:39

insecurity with laser light

30:41

focus. What I'm saying

30:43

is the two of you, there's

30:45

an intimacy to the

30:47

way both of you guys make fun of me, which

30:50

is comforting. How do you make fun of me? It makes

30:52

me kind of feel loved at a certain point. I

30:54

don't think I make fun of them,

30:56

really. Criticize, criticize, criticize. I was just

30:58

saying- It's as if you know me

31:00

so well. I say

31:02

things like you're- It makes me feel loved. To

31:05

your plate to fill them up. No, there's more,

31:07

there's more, there's more- Have

31:11

you guys seen each other's penises? Probably

31:15

over the years at this point. Have you seen my

31:17

penis? Yeah, yeah, we did. From

31:21

the boys' chat during COVID. All

31:23

right, you could send me naked pictures of you. Okay,

31:27

during COVID, my

31:29

friend Brian in a different boys' chat started

31:31

a game that we all started playing where

31:34

we would- The game was it's gay

31:36

to send girls a

31:38

dick pic, but it's cool if you send the fellas

31:40

a dick pic, right? So we started in

31:43

that boys' chat and then I

31:45

sent one and then Brian said, are you puffed? I

31:47

said, I'm not puffed. And they sent Maya a

31:49

picture. He said, tell me if Adam's puffed and

31:51

that. Very funny. And so then

31:53

I'm in a different chat with Steven and Alison and

31:56

Nick and I played it there. And so yeah, I

31:58

suppose Nick could see my- I painted at

32:01

this point. And what did you think of it? I

32:04

completely just I forgot until this

32:06

moment. How could you forget? I

32:09

remember my dad got up one time and

32:11

he's like Ball hung

32:13

out from his fucking underwear and

32:15

I can't forget it. Your father's tested and I

32:18

probably was sick You

32:20

never saw his full package.

32:22

No, just the ball. I believe

32:24

I guess you're not a boy I saw my dad's

32:26

dick a lot for them. Oh, yeah, we changed No,

32:29

your dad kind of walks around naked until

32:31

you're like five. Yeah, it's annoying. It's gross.

32:33

Yeah. Yeah like your mother

32:35

naked I mean well,

32:38

I Mean

32:40

we bathed together Yeah

32:46

Yeah, well I'm also just go like she'll

32:48

shit with the door wide open I Used

32:51

to I she visited me. She was like doing

32:53

that in my apartment. I I Literally

32:57

I feel so bad when I think back on on

33:00

seeing my mother naked we would go to the all

33:02

girls Swimming at the

33:04

Y and we would change in the locker room into

33:06

the bathing suit. So maybe I'm also a kid Maybe I'm eight

33:08

years old. I don't know how young I am But I'm a

33:10

little kid and she would change so

33:12

freely I was such a private kid always I

33:14

would go to the the stall the bathroom stall

33:16

even in the locker room And I would change that

33:19

and she and her kids And

33:22

I Think

33:24

she had been I recall a woman like I was

33:27

like my Disgusting in her hair

33:29

and your mom's a big girl. My mom

33:31

is is like a bowling ball body

33:34

Oh, she's had ten kids.

33:36

I mean her kids are massive milk jugs

33:38

She Robbie for the viewer she's a she

33:40

was born in Crown Heights You were a

33:42

Babbage and then you moved you the Montreal

33:45

Paris divorce and then you moved to Montreal

33:47

another lobovish community in Montreal Yeah,

33:49

yeah, so Nick and I had great teeth I

33:51

mean, do you have any additional information on the

33:53

tunnels you that you want to share? I

33:56

know the whole thing about the tunnels. Did you call me about

33:58

the tunnel? Somebody called me about the tunnel? I

34:00

think I text you and I said that we are we

34:02

need to protect our board. Well, I think now it's because

34:04

a lot of people are misnaught. I think

34:06

now it's pretty known. But basically, there's

34:08

this faction. I don't know how interested

34:11

you don't give the boring answer. Give a

34:13

funny answer. I'm giving the board because he talks 16 minutes

34:16

about his two. So I can't talk about this. You

34:18

were asking questions about it. I'm the guest. OK.

34:21

OK. So thank you. OK.

34:24

Thank you. There's

34:27

a faction in the. Are you Jewish? Yes.

34:30

Is he? Of course. Jewish. OK. But anyway,

34:32

there's different kinds. You know, there's different kinds

34:35

of things. We know we talk about this.

34:37

I understand what the tunnels are for. They've already

34:39

been told. It was explained. I played it already

34:41

on the show. He's going to give a joke

34:44

answer. It was a joke answer. At midnight. What

34:46

did you tell him? That these

34:48

guys that the Rebbe has plans to make them

34:50

70. Yeah. I don't

34:52

want to get a permit. That's not true.

34:54

They there was not true. What

34:56

is it? What is it? There's a faction

34:59

when the Rebbe died. Everybody

35:01

warned him. But there was a small

35:04

faction of the Baba's Jews who considered

35:06

him the Messiah, the Messiah, myself

35:08

included. This faction grew a little bit, a little

35:10

bit. And they felt like this is his

35:12

temple. That's where he was the rabbi.

35:14

That's where he was, you know, the altar Rebbe

35:17

and all that. And they

35:19

wanted a bigger place for the idea of

35:21

him being the Messiah. They

35:24

were trying to. Yes, not

35:27

expand what was already there, but

35:30

make almost a separate space under

35:32

there and eventually maybe take over the

35:34

rest of it. I don't know about that.

35:36

But they were trying there. They're, you know,

35:38

there's now in fighting a little bit. Some

35:41

who believe he was the Messiah and some

35:43

who don't believe. Most people don't believe. But

35:46

the few people that believe were trying to make more

35:48

room for that. Why would you believe

35:50

that he was? I know. I mean, I

35:52

mean, it's like everything. It's like if you

35:54

exactly it's like, well, then fuck

35:56

this. I mean, then you're Christian.

35:59

No more. religion here.

36:01

Yeah, like it didn't come. Yeah, it didn't

36:03

do anything. Well, then it's coming back

36:05

if Christ gave back if Christ if there was

36:07

a second coming, yes, right and

36:10

and he's like, oh Here

36:12

I am and he proves it. He's the Son

36:15

of God. They're like great. So like can you

36:17

fix anything? He's like nah, I can open a

36:19

fucking Carmax franchise. Right? Yeah, that's about it

36:21

No, wait, if he's a third coming because he

36:23

died and they came back four days later No,

36:26

but the second coming of Christ

36:28

is yeah the Miss Miss the Anna

36:30

gay war with yeah with with the

36:34

What's the Antichrist the Antichrist is probably one

36:36

of the two of us Yeah,

36:39

have you had Shia LaBeouf on yet? You

36:42

know, he's a Catholic now I'd

36:45

love to have one You

36:47

want to know about the Antichrist, yeah, what is it? Asnik

36:51

yeah, the Antichrist all the Christian

36:54

Zionists they believe that there's

36:57

gonna be the third temple

36:59

will be built and The

37:01

base of me gosh and the Antichrist

37:03

will put himself in the throne

37:06

of God at the third

37:08

temple So can't we get on which is

37:10

building this temple? That's what I said, that's what

37:12

evangelicals want. Well, that's what I've said Oh, so they

37:14

have so much money. They build all kinds of this

37:16

is Nick's plan for peace in the Middle East

37:18

Are they building it or what? First of all,

37:20

here's the thing Israel can go

37:22

into Gaza and they can kill two million

37:25

people They do that and there will not

37:27

be any kind of meaningful consequence. The

37:29

Arab world's not gonna do anything about it Yeah,

37:31

it's not gonna be any so The

37:35

humanitarian solution is for Israel

37:37

likewise to just blow up

37:39

the al-Aqsa Mosque and build the

37:42

third temple right and get a lot of

37:44

the red how they need a red cow

37:46

Lot less people will die the Arab world

37:48

will do nothing except get mad There

37:51

might be like a little bit of terror

37:53

was it terrorism, but nobody's gonna die You build

37:55

the third temple and then nothing happens and

37:57

then we can stop but where's the third? because

38:00

people like Joel Wilson are all the same.

38:02

It's on their mouth. Oh, it has

38:04

to be somewhere specific. It's on their temple mount. They're

38:06

building huge churches now. There must be a

38:09

temple that exists already. You've got to

38:11

build a based on Migdosh. Do we have

38:13

a based on Migdosh again? No, they

38:15

have to do it there. Oh, it's

38:17

the Jewish third temple? It's the

38:19

Jewish third temple, and evangelicals are breeding

38:21

the red heifer. In Texas,

38:24

they're breeding a red cow. That's

38:27

what they need to make a sacrifice

38:29

at the base of Migdosh of a

38:31

red cow. Because it says in the Bible

38:33

that they... I feel like they should have been able to do this already.

38:36

Nick's saying they should try it. First of

38:38

all, the cows didn't even exist in Israel

38:41

until the 1980s. But they can't

38:43

sacrifice a different cow? No, it has to be a

38:45

red heifer. You have to have

38:47

a certain amount because you need that

38:49

to purify all of the Jewish diaphragm.

38:52

You know what my whole thing is? Listen,

38:54

there's nothing I don't believe to

38:56

a point of... Like

39:00

if you told me there was an afterlife, I

39:02

was like, sure, that's just as possible as us

39:04

being there. Like,

39:06

whatever. You said there's

39:08

nothing you don't believe. Look, it could happen.

39:10

I don't know. Santa

39:13

could happen. It could, I don't know. I

39:16

don't know. I haven't seen anything. But bottom

39:18

line, I'm hoping to... Do you believe that? If

39:20

there's Halloweenville, Halloween Town, and then Christmas... Is

39:24

it possible for a Jack-O-Man to go

39:26

to Christmas Land and then become Santa?

39:30

If there's an afterlife, it's as possible

39:33

that we're here. My

39:35

whole thing with organized religions and their narrative like this,

39:37

they need a red heifer cow or this and that.

39:40

It's like, how specific? I could understand

39:42

to a religious person, okay, maybe there's

39:44

something greater than us. Whether

39:47

it's a God, it's energy, it's whatever you

39:49

think. I'm down. But to say like there's

39:51

such a specific narrative.

39:54

It's like, Mary married this and had a

39:56

baby and then, you know, it's like... and

40:00

the you know it's just like it's too

40:02

specific the red heifer and this is like

40:05

it's too specific a narrative if you

40:07

had something more general I can

40:10

understand that specificity that sort

40:12

of bolsters the belief that's

40:15

not because it's

40:19

a story from the outside you're like yeah

40:21

they need a red cow I mean yeah

40:23

it's absurd and crazy but if you're in

40:25

the religion and the source of all the

40:27

red cow stuff and all of that specificity

40:30

is also saying over 75 years of

40:32

these things will happen and they

40:34

seem specific but you could like vaguely

40:37

apply that to different times in history

40:39

then these people that's our entire community

40:41

it's like okay the state of Israel

40:43

is created like there's

40:45

there's a war from these outside nations

40:47

and Israel wins despite all odds and

40:49

like all of these things it's

40:52

like the specific oh

40:54

so that was called some time before and then all

40:56

these things are happening that's why I think it's on

40:59

the rise is because a lot of it a lot

41:01

of and it all comes from like Ezekiel and revelation

41:03

so these were like predictions that now we're

41:05

sitting there in the body okay so

41:07

evangelicals in America see this and they

41:09

think these this is oh

41:11

it's happening now yeah but at the

41:13

bottom of it is just like a

41:15

very basic like thing

41:17

that's true about human psychology is that

41:19

your brain is designed to solve problems

41:22

and see connections and things and

41:24

so like there's always especially if you're

41:26

already involved in the religion but you're gonna look at

41:28

something that says like oh it says all of these

41:30

things are gonna happen and you're gonna try and make

41:33

that true right exactly it's like it's like when

41:35

you start looking you know it's like oh I always you

41:37

know I have a lucky number I'm starting to see it

41:39

all the time well you're more into looking at

41:41

it but they can't understand something so

41:43

simple as that well that's what I'm saying

41:45

it's like the like it'll the

41:48

idea will continue to persist but

41:50

that humanitarian secular answer is

41:53

literally to just blow up

41:55

that fucking mosque and

41:57

let like just build the third well wait

41:59

that mom can't that

42:01

just be the third temple? What is it

42:03

now? The mosque? It's a specific design for

42:05

the temple, but it's also the mosque. It's

42:07

not... It's a temple though. It's

42:10

not a... Oh, it has to be a synagogue.

42:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it has to be where that mosque

42:14

is, but how long has that mosque been there? Since...

42:18

Since 1300 years. So it's

42:20

been there forever. Yeah. So why

42:22

would it also be there? The second

42:24

temple was destroyed in the early... Oh,

42:28

and they built a mosque over that. Like

42:30

the... Did they build a mosque over

42:32

that? Yeah. It was

42:35

the Babylonians... You know what? I

42:37

feel like Hashem... The first temple. I feel

42:39

like God would understand if we built a third

42:42

one. Let's say you believe this. I feel like God would

42:44

understand. Listen, it was already a thing there.

42:46

We moved it over a couple of feet. Yeah.

42:49

And we built it here. Like, what

42:51

kind of a God is not like... Unless you've

42:53

got me my exact thing. What is he, like

42:55

King Tut? No. God

42:57

from 6,000 years ago. Yeah. The

42:59

God from the Old Testament is like a... Like

43:03

a messy bitch. No, literally. It's like it has

43:05

to be exact. I mean, the people are completely different.

43:07

Can you imagine... Do you imagine going back to biblical

43:09

times and trying to explain

43:11

Sandra O to them? Like

43:14

just, yeah. It's like, you know, she's like an

43:16

actress. She was great in Sideways. Yeah, people, yeah.

43:19

She was. I watched that on a TV. I

43:21

love that movie. I love that movie. I've never seen it.

43:23

And I thought, you know what? I love it. I

43:25

was a kid and I thought it was

43:27

so boring. But I didn't know what the

43:30

hell was going on. It's so good. I watched it

43:32

recently. It's so good. I watched it in Tampa with

43:34

Caleb. It's really good. So, I

43:37

want to do a trip like that with Nick one day. Speaking

43:40

of. Yeah, speaking of. Okay, I'm getting water

43:42

while you do this. Okay, speaking of. I'm

43:44

going to get water. Do you want water?

43:46

I'll get you water. We were on... Oh, we were

43:48

on on a bad start. I'll

43:51

get you water. You'll

43:54

see. Make sure to use the

43:56

cool setting rather than the cold one. I am

43:58

using the cool. The

44:00

middle button. This is

44:03

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44:05

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Am I doing it right, though? Yeah, load it. Oh

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There's no vapor. You're not supposed to say

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what's like this has like two pieces is

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It's nice to hold it. It's incredibly well

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I'm a fidgety type of person. I fidget

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yeah. The pen quill? No, no, no,

49:35

no, no. The

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49:40

love that thing. Yeah, yeah, I love that thing.

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I love that thing. I love that thing. I

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You know what, I've watched your show. Most

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guests, they get questions, this and that. So

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that's the talk show. You're on the Adam Friedle and the show podcast.

50:17

Is it video? Yes, it is. Both

50:20

are video. Both are video. Yeah.

50:23

So you can't ask me questions

50:25

because we're not... I'll ask you a question. Okay. Okay.

50:29

So Robbie... Nick, did we do okay

50:31

on this view? Yeah.

50:34

Yeah, we did great. We did

50:36

great. So

50:38

Robbie... Yeah, one of these things, a bird, it balances

50:40

on... I love that fucking bird. I

50:42

love that. What is it,

50:45

magnet or weight? I think it's just a

50:47

weight. Weight. Yeah. I

50:49

love those kind of things. Yeah. Nick,

50:52

did you like those toys that were

50:54

like two things interlocked? It was like

50:56

a puzzle. Yeah, yeah.

50:58

You were good at those? It wasn't all of

51:00

us. My dad was always really good at those.

51:02

That was just like... Remember how the

51:04

mall used to have like a Discovery store?

51:07

Yeah. The mall would have... There's that and

51:09

maybe it's a Smithsonian store. I

51:11

miss fucking around at the mall and poking it. You know,

51:13

you go into the radio shack. You... Brookstone

51:16

sitting on the massage chairs. Yeah. I

51:19

love the mall. You just tucked around. I love

51:21

the mall. Anyway. Yeah. What's

51:24

seven recessions? The things we lost. We

51:27

really did lose that. A lot of stuff. That culture

51:29

was great. Yeah. You grew

51:31

up right by a mall. Yeah. And

51:34

then that mall, that did not survive

51:36

the 07 recessions. You know what that

51:39

really killed was like

51:41

the mid-tier restaurant. Like

51:44

Ruby Tuesdays and menigans and all those places.

51:46

I was like, I just want to go.

51:49

I guess Applebee's is the only thing that lasts. And

51:51

Chili's. Which they're all shitty. They're so bad. But you

51:53

used to have options. You know what I mean? Like

51:55

should we go to Chili's? Like

51:57

no, let's go to Chevy. Chichi's

52:01

just makes salsa now. Carabas

52:03

is still around too. It's not

52:05

macaroni grill anymore. It's just carabas,

52:07

macaroni grill is not carabas. And

52:10

they run ads everywhere now. I've been driving

52:12

a lot and listening to the radio. Mm.

52:17

So, Robbie, you're from Canada, right?

52:19

Yeah, I grew up in Montreal. Do you have an O1? No,

52:22

I'm a dual citizen. Oh, right. I was born in

52:24

New York, and my mother is from Montreal. And so

52:26

I was born a dual citizen. Montreal. Yeah,

52:28

Montreal. I'm not saying the way they said it there. How

52:30

do you say it? Well, they have to make it like

52:32

stinky or just because they're French. Stinky French. Why?

52:34

How do they say it? They're Montreal. You

52:36

know, I asked a French friend of mine

52:38

from Paris what it sounds like to him.

52:40

And he said, it sounds like shit, the

52:43

way you guys speak French. What do you want from

52:45

that? He said, it sounds like a- My mother was divorced. She was

52:47

beaten to a pulp for 13 years. I

52:50

go without a father. We went there. I'm

52:52

not saying it has nothing to do with your shit. OK. I

52:55

share with all my sisters. We had some cat

52:57

with a mouse. I

52:59

don't know what to tell you. What I'm saying is

53:01

the accent to them sounds like it's from the 1800s. Well,

53:04

it was very bad. We didn't have French,

53:07

and we were forced to learn French last

53:09

minute. You can't pick up a language. How's

53:11

your French? It's good now, but

53:13

it was really hard when you're suddenly going

53:15

to French immersion school. You're learning math in

53:17

French. Did you have to learn other things

53:19

like ménage à trois and stuff and having an affair?

53:22

We did do that in Texas. Smoking figs? Yeah,

53:25

I smoked a fig in high school. You

53:27

learned more of a French culture. Yeah,

53:29

but it was French, Montreal French culture. It

53:31

was just disgusting. It's like redneck speaking French.

53:34

It's kind of nice. It's really the

53:36

role. There's a real

53:38

big rift between the envelopes. Don't they not have a

53:40

word for car? Auto? Because

53:43

it's like, well, that's English. No. They

53:46

say auto. The cognate. An

53:49

auto. What's

53:51

the word then? They have word for car. I

53:54

pulled my stitches again. No. Oh, you pulled it?

53:56

Yeah, you got it fucked up. He's

53:58

playing hurt right now. We

54:01

have ice what should we be doing for this? But

54:04

aren't they like missing words because like that

54:06

French was imported like The

54:10

French is so dirty there. It's very like It's

54:13

one of the I'm biased because when

54:15

you grow up an angle phone there

54:18

And you touch they're so mad at you that you're

54:20

not learning French FASMA Like a

54:23

you learn French, but my accent isn't

54:25

good. Like it's it's a secondly,

54:27

you know, it's it's not especially a third language

54:30

So for me, so it's like I'm

54:32

doing the best and it's not good enough. It's like,

54:35

you know I remember then I finally knew French

54:37

I'm working now in Montreal One of my

54:39

first jobs and we go out after work

54:41

at Saint-Gazette five years. You're an accountant.

54:44

Yeah And we

54:46

go out and the waiter comes and

54:48

I'm speaking French with all my colleagues.

54:50

Whatever the waiter comes I order an English. So why

54:52

do you order in English? I

54:55

prefer to speak English I'll tell it

54:58

to my friends. It's like they're insulted. It's like I actually

55:00

don't love speaking French. I prefer

55:03

to speak English it's not

55:07

They take it so personally. It's like it's nothing to

55:09

take personal. I also don't like playing soccer It's

55:12

not yeah, what should I lie to you and

55:14

say oh, I know I speak English too They

55:16

speak English, but they make it a point in

55:18

Paris to they're rude about it. Yeah, it's

55:20

like rude about it It's like bitch. I learned the

55:22

shit. It's not gonna be perfect.

55:25

You don't speak fuck all your English Act

55:27

sounds like trash. Yeah, I Asked

55:30

a French friend of mine recently to do

55:32

like, you know how we do like

55:34

a stereotypical Chinese accent in English I'm

55:36

like, what does that sound like the

55:38

French version? You do a real stereotypical

55:40

and I asked Chinese and he did

55:42

it and I'm like, that just sounds

55:44

like French to me

55:46

and I was like, can you do like an African accent

55:49

and it to me to my ear? I was like that just sounds

55:51

like French and then he did Belgian and

55:54

it was like And

55:57

it was like so insulting

56:00

And I could tell I was like oh they look

56:02

down on these people and think that they're the absolute

56:04

biggest losers in the entire world. No, Montreal has

56:07

such a, the French there, just

56:09

in Quebec, they have such an inferiority complex. Like

56:11

they think, like they, you know, I grew up

56:13

like hating Toronto, like you were supposed to hate

56:16

Toronto. I moved to Toronto, they embraced me

56:18

with open arms. Yeah, but those two are fun. Okay,

56:20

no, they embraced me, it was great, I loved

56:22

it. But it's like Toronto's not talking about Montreal

56:24

that way. It's not like Montreal's a fun place,

56:27

like we go, we go for a weekend, we

56:29

drink, whatever. It's like in Montreal, ah, they

56:32

hate the rest of Canada.

56:34

It's like they're insecure about something. That

56:36

said, it is a better hometown to have

56:39

than most. It's the best city

56:41

in France, or in Canada. If

56:43

I get to, you know, I get to bring my girl, my

56:45

home that we're going in May got willing. I

56:48

get to bring her to Montreal, it's like way better, she's

56:50

bringing me to Denver. Denver

56:52

is crap. No, but do you know what I

56:54

mean? It's like at least I'm bringing her somewhere fucking

56:56

amazing. Nick loved Montreal. You

56:59

did? What are you doing now? I'm

57:01

checking to see if I'm okay here. Are

57:04

you okay? I don't know, I'll make a follow

57:06

up. But, I mean,

57:09

Montreal was fun. You went on the boat,

57:12

on the rowboat with Savvy, had a very

57:14

romantic day. Yeah, I mean, we had something

57:16

to do during the day. Yeah. There's

57:19

really no part of Canada I thought was like awesome.

57:24

Toronto I really don't like. I

57:27

love it. It's weird.

57:29

There's something like off about Toronto.

57:31

There's like a desperation about Toronto.

57:34

Really? Like they really want to

57:36

be accepted by, as like a

57:39

cosmopolitan place. Yeah,

57:41

there was a coffee shop that had a sign in

57:44

the window that said, Our

57:46

milkshakes bring all the genders to the yard. And

57:49

I was like, that's bizarre. But you

57:51

see that stuff in Brooklyn. No, no. No, not that

57:53

because that's dated and weird. No, that's insane. The whole

57:55

thing is. It's a song for 15, 20 years now.

58:00

the US to talk about being dated the

58:02

style and everything the US is the best gonna

58:04

say about the halftime show is like I thought

58:06

it was bad but whatever

58:09

I mean you enjoyed it whatever

58:11

I like the song all right

58:13

it's that like not just the

58:15

halftime show but then all the

58:17

commercials I see there's references to

58:19

friends and fucking Ben Affleck

58:21

and all this shit where it's

58:23

like this I could not

58:26

tell the difference between this Super Bowl

58:28

and 23 you know it's like has culture

58:33

just like frozen I

58:35

think the law commercials are like you

58:37

get two random celebrities you

58:39

get like Schitt's Creek gay

58:42

guy it's that I

58:44

hear you exactly and I agree cultural references

58:46

are incredibly dated right think about why they're

58:49

doing this you know what they showed also

58:51

with the Super Bowl commercials the redoing twister

58:54

really yeah like yeah they're not even making

58:56

a new idea one

58:58

of the one of the the

59:00

celebrity like commercials

59:02

they've hidden play it's

59:04

fucking kidding play event like they're like that's

59:07

40 years ago I mean yeah how far is 40

59:09

years ago it's like is it 23 year old being

59:11

like oh

59:15

shit fucking you know

59:17

what but you know what it is

59:20

people watching TV yeah that because all

59:22

young people are not watching TV so

59:25

the people will add for people watching

59:28

I think most they're catering to people that

59:30

are 30 years old I

59:32

just want to see the same thing over and over the

59:34

whole of the culture thing powers

59:36

all of the culturally relevant

59:38

stuff was in the Taylor

59:40

Swift skybox literally yes exactly

59:42

yeah exactly you know it's

59:44

just they cannot make a new thing

59:47

for love and money it's just it's

59:49

now it's just an equation of you

59:51

need this and action and you know

59:53

and the stories are so bad it's

59:56

all for kids every superhero movie that

59:58

they have I mean Superhero movies are

1:00:00

for kids. I'm all over comic books. I

1:00:02

mean it's just it's insane. It's insane. You

1:00:05

know what's the good thing about Gaby is

1:00:07

that she didn't hear nothing about Woody Allen.

1:00:09

She doesn't.

1:00:12

She was kind of under the rock with that. She

1:00:14

wasn't so we're Ivo texting you

1:00:16

what are the good movies really and we're

1:00:18

watching movies again and it feels amazing. I

1:00:20

just I just showed her private powers. Howard

1:00:23

Stern's movie. Incredible movie but

1:00:26

we are not making narrative movies anymore

1:00:28

like cheap good movies but they have

1:00:30

to spend a hundred and fifty million

1:00:32

dollars to make a crap movie and

1:00:35

still the movies crap after but morons

1:00:37

in the middle of America. That's when you talk

1:00:39

about taste and style and whatever you go to

1:00:41

Canada fine you went for three days and you

1:00:43

didn't you know you weren't immersed

1:00:46

fine but the majority of this country I

1:00:48

guess is going to see. Yeah but hold

1:00:51

on that's a comic book. That's always been

1:00:53

true. That's always been true. You

1:00:56

think it's always been true? Spider-Man 6? When

1:00:58

we were kids it wasn't always true that

1:01:00

we remade the same movie. So you're

1:01:03

saying that middle America somehow got rapidly

1:01:05

dumber since the advent of the universe.

1:01:07

Yeah maybe they were maybe they knew that they

1:01:09

couldn't ask for more. No the business changed

1:01:11

too. I just think there's nothing really like

1:01:13

but that's what I mean it's like Marvel

1:01:16

shit does exist. Because it makes money.

1:01:18

Yeah but I'm not like during the

1:01:20

Super Bowl you're not seeing like oh

1:01:22

here's like whoever plays Miles Morales going

1:01:25

it's like we need Ross

1:01:27

and Rachel from friends for a

1:01:29

visa commercial and it's like

1:01:33

they look terrible. Yeah and

1:01:35

the other faction of the Super

1:01:38

Bowl commercials had this religious element.

1:01:40

I thought it was a Dr.

1:01:42

Scholz commercial. They

1:01:45

were washing the feet washing the feet. He didn't see the

1:01:47

first half there was like there was like

1:01:49

a Jesus loves gay people ad

1:01:51

and it was like a just some

1:01:53

like dad from like Ohio washing like

1:01:56

a just like a like

1:01:58

a super gay guy's feet. And

1:02:00

then it just said Jesus at the end. Yeah,

1:02:02

it was all these images of people washing people's

1:02:05

feet, which I thought would be great for Dr.

1:02:07

Scholz. It says, he gets us. I would think

1:02:09

it's Dr. Scholz, who

1:02:11

I imagine is a Jew. I don't know. I

1:02:14

don't know. Podiatrist of some kind. I don't

1:02:16

know. Dr. Scholz. That's not a real doctor,

1:02:18

though. Podiatrist. Well, whatever. You know what I

1:02:20

mean? And then it says it was about

1:02:23

Jesus. Jesus didn't hate. He washed feet. I'm

1:02:25

like, maybe he washed feet a couple of

1:02:27

times. I wouldn't say that he was sitting

1:02:30

there scrubbing down like at the manicure place.

1:02:33

He said you wash a neighbor's foot. But he

1:02:35

was mostly a carpenter. I have to imagine he

1:02:37

wasn't washing feet every single day, like the commercial.

1:02:40

They didn't say what he made, though. What did he

1:02:42

make? Carven tree? Yeah. I

1:02:44

don't know. Cabinets. But did

1:02:46

they talk about like the what? Like, what does he

1:02:48

make? A credenza? I always think of that,

1:02:50

actually, Adam. They say he's a carpenter, but they didn't

1:02:52

like, is he good at dovetail? We

1:02:55

don't even have like the Jesus chairs. There's not

1:02:57

one thing that's like famous sometimes. No,

1:02:59

literally. You know, like Herman Miller or something.

1:03:01

It's like in the Holocaust when we were

1:03:03

we had six million people in labor camps

1:03:05

building. They were building with. More than six million,

1:03:07

actually. 10 million. OK, but we were

1:03:09

in labor camps building. Is there a single building to

1:03:11

come out of the Holocaust? What did we build in

1:03:13

six years? What got done? Yeah.

1:03:17

Munitions, probably, artilleries,

1:03:20

stuff for the war effort. There's

1:03:22

not a single structure. So what you're saying

1:03:25

is that maybe it didn't happen. The

1:03:30

labor, maybe, that didn't happen. In the

1:03:32

labor. I'm saying, I'm not

1:03:34

saying that I'm a disappointed. You and I

1:03:36

found out, it's like, so when they set up

1:03:39

the death camps, like the pure death camps towards

1:03:41

the end. Yeah. Because

1:03:43

you're like, how do you how? What's

1:03:45

a pure death camp versus the end of it? Well,

1:03:47

they were labor camps. They were labor camps. And they were ghetto. Oh, and

1:03:49

then you would die. Yeah, they didn't

1:03:51

start until last like, what, 18 months?

1:03:54

They were like, burning them. Final

1:03:57

solution. Yeah, when you talk about it, an

1:03:59

industrialized. genocide but there has to be all this

1:04:01

planning that goes into how do you get a

1:04:03

bunch of people you've blown them off a train

1:04:06

and then you can't just be like okay get

1:04:08

in the oven you know it's like it's just

1:04:10

gonna cause chaos so they would

1:04:12

set up and I got this the

1:04:14

showers they have little

1:04:16

fake towels they had little like

1:04:18

fake like it's like the commissary and

1:04:20

like they've set up like fake yeah

1:04:22

so like and we go saloon six

1:04:24

flags yeah I'm like the fake storefront

1:04:26

yeah so that people get off they're

1:04:28

like okay I guess this isn't like

1:04:31

right it's like a little community or something they're

1:04:33

like yeah of course it is and then they're

1:04:35

like go through here and then you go through

1:04:37

there and then they set up a whole way

1:04:40

so that each row of people and they had

1:04:42

actors no some

1:04:44

of the prisoners they would be like hey do you

1:04:46

want to help us do this and they were like

1:04:48

do I have to die oh they didn't have like

1:04:50

looney tunes or any like no they would take something

1:04:52

and they're like yeah if you just don't tell people

1:04:54

what's going on you can be the guy that says

1:04:56

kapos yeah yeah oh very

1:04:59

sad the whole yeah very

1:05:01

funny they made props yeah

1:05:04

yeah yeah they made it like

1:05:06

a yeah like a yeah like

1:05:09

a post office and saloon in a

1:05:11

town hall hmm oh my god thinking

1:05:13

about it makes me sad I watched

1:05:17

Schindler a couple I never seen it

1:05:19

I gotta I gotta see it's a great movie is

1:05:21

it really good have you seen it Nick

1:05:25

I like Ralph Fiennes I only saw

1:05:27

it once and then I watched it a second time

1:05:29

recently and it was good oh my god I cried

1:05:31

my eyes out so

1:05:34

sad I got in an

1:05:36

argument with a friend of mine a Jew

1:05:38

who's like a know-it-all type and

1:05:41

I said I was like I'm kind of feeling Schindler

1:05:44

like you want to come over with watch

1:05:46

Schindler and he said they're way better they're

1:05:48

way better Holocaust movies I

1:05:51

want to kill them I want to punch them in the face Holocaust

1:05:55

movie you've

1:05:57

seen the pianist good That

1:06:00

kid was good. I

1:06:02

told you my dad and I got, my dad got really

1:06:04

mad. Yeah, well yeah. Yeah.

1:06:06

He had such a lame thing to come

1:06:08

by. My dad was like,

1:06:11

everyone was protecting this guy just because he

1:06:13

knows piano. But the heroes

1:06:15

were the resistance fighters that

1:06:17

were protecting him. And

1:06:19

that my dad was mad also that he stayed in Warsaw

1:06:21

after the war. After what they did. I

1:06:24

know, but it's because you know what I mean when you can't move? That's

1:06:28

a big schlep. You have to move now. You just got out

1:06:30

of the Holocaust. I've got to cut up

1:06:33

a truck. It's just like, let

1:06:35

me just like get back. It's true, the

1:06:37

U-hole. Yeah, no. And he's got a

1:06:39

piano too probably. He's got a piano. He's

1:06:41

lucky his house was still there. Did

1:06:44

he get his house back? No, but I'm saying if you're

1:06:46

after, you go to your apartment, you dust it off

1:06:48

like fuck. Let's just get

1:06:50

our bearings again. There's got to be dust everywhere. People have

1:06:52

so much judgment for what people did after the

1:06:54

Holocaust. Like your dad, shut up. You're in

1:06:56

Vegas. He's in Africa like buying and selling

1:06:59

slaves. My dad was not alive during the Holocaust.

1:07:01

No, but it's like we shouldn't be judging what people did after

1:07:04

this. He was doing neither

1:07:06

of that. They did what the hell they did.

1:07:08

For the record, yeah. Do you have any questions

1:07:10

for me? What's LA

1:07:12

like? Yeah, what's LA like? What's Hollywood like?

1:07:14

It's a dump. You've

1:07:17

been. We're in LA. He hates LA. Echo

1:07:20

Park. I mean, yeah, it's all a dump. He's got a great place.

1:07:22

Yeah, I'm in Echo Park. A really nice

1:07:24

apartment. Yeah. Yeah, you stayed. Yeah.

1:07:27

Oh, are

1:07:30

you ever considering getting your car

1:07:32

switched to manual? No. Do

1:07:36

you think as a car guy, do you think

1:07:38

it's for some of the car guys to do

1:07:40

a manual swap on what? Porsche. I

1:07:43

am a very old. It's not very old. 2007, I got

1:07:45

it actually for $14,000. I

1:07:47

sold my other car for $9,000. So

1:07:50

really it was like nothing. But

1:07:52

I've already banged it up quite a bit. I'm

1:07:55

not a great parker. Here's the thing what I do with parking. What is

1:07:57

it? It's not a 911. No, it's not

1:07:59

a 911. It's base Cayman people hate

1:08:01

people who love Porsche hate my car. What

1:08:03

do you think about that? I'm not a

1:08:05

Porsche guy I don't really give a shit. He doesn't give a

1:08:08

shit. Well, he knows a lot about cars I

1:08:10

just like cars in general like what what cause because

1:08:12

the Porsche guys that's like a watch thing It's a

1:08:14

Rolex Porsche guy kind of thing It's

1:08:17

like a DuPont registry source. Mm-hmm She's

1:08:20

kind of a dandy Yeah,

1:08:23

well, I like it. You know, this is kind of More

1:08:25

of a sentiment if you're not good at parking. I

1:08:28

mean in LA it's like you're depending on everybody else

1:08:30

exactly That's why I bought an old car. I'll never

1:08:32

buy a new street parking your car That's just

1:08:34

crazy about fucking bed size like there's like guys

1:08:36

that have half a million dollar cars These should

1:08:38

be a Rolls Royce just parked out on the

1:08:41

street. Yeah, I'm buying a new

1:08:43

car or buying a fan show So make a

1:08:45

picture here like your old car show him a

1:08:47

picture your car. I love a corolla from 1983 That's

1:08:50

a I had a for seven years kind of car. I

1:08:52

bought it for $3600 pretty

1:08:55

good but the reason and Was

1:09:04

a hatchback I

1:09:07

Mean driving somebody took this picture of

1:09:10

me. Mm-hmm. I never posted on some carving It

1:09:12

worked amazing, but I couldn't say no to the

1:09:14

money once it was like it was

1:09:16

vintage and in covert it grew up So I was like, you know what

1:09:18

I could do how many miles to the other it

1:09:20

had 140 and he bought that in

1:09:22

LA I bought it in LA. Yeah,

1:09:24

cool thing about Southern California. There's a bunch of

1:09:27

cars and they're all in good shape. Yeah Yeah,

1:09:29

you know why she knows snow Yeah,

1:09:31

you know the Porsche thing is I

1:09:33

grew up my father loved Porsche now

1:09:35

I don't have a relationship with my

1:09:37

father were strange. She's you know, demented

1:09:39

and very sick I think probably I

1:09:41

really don't know anything about him. But

1:09:44

there's a few actually we have him here

1:09:46

today Let's give it up for Robbie's dad But

1:09:50

you know This is more

1:09:52

sentimental but as I as

1:09:55

I grow up and think about him at my age and

1:09:57

he had all these kids He had 10 kids by 30

1:09:59

and the stress and all this stuff, I

1:10:01

start to enjoy the ways in which I

1:10:03

do have a relationship with him through myself.

1:10:06

So it's like, he likes that car. I grew up,

1:10:09

for whatever reason, with a reverence for that car. No

1:10:11

matter what, it's in you from before

1:10:14

five. I remember. So

1:10:16

for me, when I'm driving that car, even

1:10:18

if it's the shittiest version of it, you

1:10:20

told it's whatever. It's banged up. I

1:10:23

just get to enjoy the

1:10:25

ways in which I'm like

1:10:27

him, or what things he likes. Material,

1:10:30

material. Through something like

1:10:33

a material thing. That's

1:10:35

the only reason I like that car and knew of that car. It's

1:10:37

not like I know every other car. I really

1:10:39

just know that car. Nick knows every,

1:10:42

most likely, Leno. You know what I

1:10:44

mean? I wouldn't say that I know about cars. I

1:10:46

just, if I could do that.

1:10:48

And I always like small cars, just generally,

1:10:50

just being somebody who grew up in cities

1:10:52

in New York and Montreal. It's just

1:10:55

a truck. Now everybody has like, I'm

1:10:57

small, and fast, the car is small

1:10:59

and fast. It feels very like

1:11:01

it matches. I wouldn't,

1:11:03

you know, I don't see myself in an SUV. I

1:11:06

know friends who, they don't even, you know, it's just

1:11:08

them, they have an SUV. It's like, they

1:11:10

gotta part that, they gotta move around with that.

1:11:12

It's just, it's big. Well, that being

1:11:14

said, let's keep an eye out for

1:11:16

what? I don't

1:11:19

know. I just

1:11:21

wanna settle this watch thing. What's

1:11:23

the settle? Thanks for joining us. She wanted Nick

1:11:25

to feel nice. Thanks

1:11:27

for joining us. And you violated

1:11:29

Nick by... Thanks for joining

1:11:31

us everybody. I'll be in Columbus this weekend.

1:11:34

Guys, I will be next month in Boston

1:11:36

and Detroit. What did you say? It

1:11:39

was one of the worst things I've ever done is this

1:11:41

podcast. Why? Just

1:11:43

was, just was. It was because of your shitty

1:11:45

attitude. No, there was an animosity from the get

1:11:47

go. No, there wasn't an animosity. I came

1:11:49

in with a positive. You were complaining about how

1:11:51

long it was taking. Sharing. Sharing about what? I

1:11:53

will be in London, England. Next

1:11:57

month at the Philo Theater. Go check it out.

1:12:00

podcast is too far. May 2nd.

1:12:03

May 2nd at the Bell House

1:12:05

in New York I will be doing stand-up.

1:12:07

Yeah, definitely. And you can look at my

1:12:10

podcast, Too Far Pod, wherever you find podcasts.

1:12:12

And definitely this is the part where the guest

1:12:14

usually says thank you for having me. Thank you

1:12:16

so much guys for having me. I really appreciate it. Thank

1:12:18

you. Bye Rob. Thank you. See you. Thanks,

1:12:20

Robbie.