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Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show

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and Ramadan Mubarak to everyone celebrating.

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It's the Adam Friedland Show podcast

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with special guests today. Gavin

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Matz. Gavin Matz. From Canada.

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Yeah. Welcome. How

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do we sound, Pete? Good? You

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sound good. Now the viewers at home won't know who it

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is, but we have the air conditioner blasting. Yes. Because

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it's now a warm day and

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they still have the fucking radiators cranked. Yes.

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It's a classic NYC problem. The building has not

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turned off the heat for winter

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and it's not winter temperatures outside, so it's literally...

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But I'm telling you, I like this. It's a

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nightmare in here. I've got to figure out... A

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big problem is there's not enough distinction between the

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podcast and the talk show. And

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I think what we need to do is

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bring back the mics. This feels good. For

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the podcast. I think if you're wondering, oh,

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is this the show or the podcast? You

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can tell by the cables. I

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think that's a good distinction. Yeah, yeah. We have to...

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I kind of wanted to build a center console,

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the kind that you'd see in a conversion van

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with cup holders and a little screen in it.

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I like that. And

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then maybe change the stage so it's also the

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inside of a conversion van. I like cup

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holders. Yeah. I like when the cups don't

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fit in them. Maybe we could just get a

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van and have the back half...

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This sounds like a perfect project

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for you, which is disassembling and

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reassembling a van in the studio.

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Having half of the back of a van as

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the podcast stage. That way, there's

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a clear visual distinction between the

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two. Getting a car. You

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need a car in here. That's big tech. Yeah.

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These are all things that I had planned initially, but

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then... What do you think

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got in the way? Nothing got

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in the way necessarily, but until

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very recently, I had to learn. I've never been

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a business owner before. Our

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old podcast was successful by chance.

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I didn't know that you shouldn't hire

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people because they're like the... They're

2:09

your friend. Not necessarily even your friend,

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but just I'm like, this guy's fucking insane.

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Yeah. That's a bad business model. Because it's funny.

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Yeah. It's funny. I mean a lot of

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small businesses, they have bad

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employees. No. The problem is I think

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that if you do something like creative,

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you want the most creative people to

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get the best product, but

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then creative people often are

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lacking in like... Intelligence. Not

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intelligence, but technical consensus is

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what I would say. Okay.

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Is they're creative people, they figure out how to get

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what they want out of something creatively. Sure.

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And then there's other people on the other end

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of the spectrum that are very technically minded because

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they go to school for it. But they're not

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necessarily creative. They're not creative. They'll never make anything

2:53

good ever. Nerds. They're nerds.

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Yeah. They need to be told

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what to do. Exactly. Anybody that would come in here

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and be like, well, there's 180 degree rule when you're shooting,

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you're gone. You're done. Yeah. Shut

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up. You think any of these migrants

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are good at tech? They're probably. Probably. Yeah. Probably.

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They're in like a 900 person mariachi band. I would

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like to see, is there a Guinness World Record

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for largest mariachi band? We got it. We

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got to check that out. We may have

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found. Yeah. That's the other thing

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too. We got to check that out. And if not, you got to build

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it. The podcast has to have a theme, right? Yeah. And

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that was the thing that we struggled with. We kind of failed

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because we never had a theme. It was a show about nothing.

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Yeah. When we started, everyone told

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us you have to have a theme. I thought the

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podcast failed because of crowd work clips. Why?

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We weren't doing that. No, but that's maybe

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what separated the group. I

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don't know what he's talking about. Oh,

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sorry. He's saying Stav did too many crowd work

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clips. Oh my God. Why would you say that?

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I don't know. I

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don't really know anything about the dynamic. He's

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a friend of ours. I mean, it's been

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enough time. We can say it. Stav's like

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staunchly pro-Israel. There

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was a lot of oh, there's a

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lot of behind the scenes conversations where we say

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stop it's murder. It's a genocide Yeah, he would

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say and I actually Real

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voice I like they've been there for three

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Jewish friends are scared Would

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you hide me and we said well first of all you're

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not Jewish we don't Bend

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the fabric of spay no we're talking right now

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I like stuff, but also I heard he's gonna

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Where Gaza is that's actually gonna be

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called Stavi's world. Yeah, he wants us to

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open the theme park. Yeah Yeah,

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where like the refugee camps are it would be

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great if they could turn Gaza into Yeah,

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and it's also crazy I went to

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Greece last summer and I googled

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The ADL does an anti-semitism

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index for every country 68%

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in Greece so

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it's strange that he's so staunchly pro Israel when

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he comes from such a You

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know anti-semitic culture, you know, right? It's

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very confusing. It's kind of a curve

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ball But you know, that's why it

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keeps us on our toes. I Love

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it. I love it. I love you. You

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know that you do like saber metrics for

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Anti-semitism it was very funny to find out that

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the that the ADL Every

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number now their anti-semitism over a replacement people

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is actually it's lower than it was so

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it's such a funny So it might be

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98% Nazis there But

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he would if you eradicated all of them the people that would

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come in would be 99% Nazi Yeah,

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they're actually negative 1% if

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you look at the the effective number I

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was literally googling that as a joke and

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then got an answer for it. You mean

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as a joke like by yourself? No I

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was with my girlfriend actually on vacation

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A romantic vacation and the guy in the hotel

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said he's like, oh, yeah, like we hate Jews

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here really because it's so true You just

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go there. Are you crushing with your girlfriend constantly?

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Like when you're saying stuff. No, she doesn't find

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me funny at all. Yeah, I mean funny at

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all I could yeah, it's crazy. The first thing

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she's ever liked the first thing She had she's

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ever liked in the audience. I just want to

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mention this as well are the Taps

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digital shorts that the weekly

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taps digital shorts. You can

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go on now on patreon

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likely just fucking steal Yeah,

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patreon.com/taps, but my girlfriend loves

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them Yeah, and I and

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then I realized while she was laughing I was like

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that's the first time I've been associated with any

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laughter On your bath. I'm

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pissed. I'm back into chewing my soul patch

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area It's been a hot spot

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for me for my entire adult life And

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then I got gum surgery and I couldn't

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chew on it I thought I'd

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finally broken and what is that? this has

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been more of a detriment to me of

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all my bad habits worse than alcoholism or

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chewing on the pussy tickler I Why

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don't really call I don't hey I

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call you call like old patch But

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I think I chew the skin raw I would

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always have to shave it completely because the hair

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would I would get like a oral fixation and

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chew on it I stopped for a

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month and now I'm back. They're just shoving it

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in my mouth even oral fixation.

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I think so Yeah, I'm oral

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Retentive anal explosive I think is

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my I am and I Class

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and I FJ is that and I J are

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what is my profile? I don't think that's the

7:28

personality. I don't think that I don't I

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don't think I Think

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I'm anal explosive Scientology

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Center you went for a

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test. Yeah, you got a reading. Oh, yeah,

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really? Yeah, so I need to hold on

7:46

the things And

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yeah We'll

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read your fortune I did that when I was still

7:52

in Vancouver before I moved to LA as a bit

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and I was like I'm moving to LA And they

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were like, whoa, you got like a lot of stuff

7:59

down there. They're excited about it. Did they offer you

8:01

a career? No. Now I just have beard

8:03

hair on the show. Really?

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Because it comes out, you want in there. You

8:08

gotta respect the pussy tickler my brother. Yeah. I

8:10

don't even know what my habits are. I think

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it's good that you know. You don't know

8:15

what your habits are? No, because I just

8:17

I guess I've accepted them or I just

8:19

haven't been trying to get rid of it.

8:21

Well you're you're not aware of them. You

8:23

probably have one weird one that you don't

8:25

know about. I'm sure I do. African-American vernacular

8:28

English. Yeah, A-A-A-A-V. Yeah that's one of my

8:30

habits. But you do Canadian. Have you seen that

8:32

video of that Canadian wigger woman? Yeah,

8:34

it's so good. It's so funny. Yeah,

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the Toronto accent. You were old enough

8:38

now that like zoomers have their own

8:40

version of wigs that's

8:43

acceptable. Like you know because

8:45

like ours was not I mean it was never

8:47

really acceptable. But it's one of the best things

8:49

that the difference is done. That is the only

8:51

major generational difference I think between Millennials and zoomers.

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Is it a Toronto accent? No. No, it's a

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wigger. Yeah. I know so you call it a

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Toronto accent. You know in a

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video I'm talking about like yo shorty's talking

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shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's a

9:04

yeah it's like a Canadian wigress. Yeah.

9:07

And what does she say? She says

9:09

something about like a white Toronto guy

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being like wagwan. She's like my stomach

9:14

bam. Half of it is like

9:16

five stomachs. It's like rhuboid bumba

9:18

clots. Yeah. It's kind of Drake.

9:20

Drake-appropriated West Indian slang.

9:23

I like the classic Canadian accent

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bud. Like I like mine. Let's

9:27

go hack a dart. It's generational though. I like

9:29

that. Do that. Because hack a

9:31

dart is smoke a cig. Yeah. What's his

9:33

name on on trailer park boys? T-rock. T-rock.

9:36

He just sounds like that's like just an

9:38

American kind of style. What I remember to

9:40

be. Right. A race

9:43

appropriator. And

9:45

the new one now is unrecognizable to me. Yeah.

9:48

It's it's we Toronto is

9:50

like a very West Indian

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and properly Indian. Yeah.

9:55

They have a big South Asian population and

9:58

a West Indian population. Huge. Yeah. Whole

10:00

market full of them. Yeah, if I'm like

10:02

where they have shops and stuff. It's

10:05

their own businesses. Yeah Yeah, there's a lot

10:07

of those Toronto accent clips that are very

10:09

funny like the ones that talking about uh,

10:11

where people go to school Yeah, the school

10:13

one is very good. Yeah, I wish I

10:15

could remember called It's

10:18

like one of the suburbs. I Am

10:21

from Vancouver. So we don't really have but

10:23

that's like a different country. You're from China.

10:25

Basically basically China Canada we went there crazy

10:27

because it was a logging town. No one

10:30

lived there It was just guys having fucking

10:32

pancake until like 1975 and then

10:34

boom just just China. Yeah. Yeah

10:36

brought Heroin

10:38

I'm assuming here lots of heroin lots

10:41

of heroin. Yeah now it's fentanyl It's

10:43

also crazy and they got those safe

10:45

injections Vancouver in the entire world might

10:47

have the highest ratio of like Pretty

10:53

What would you call it

10:55

topography like natural beauty? Yeah.

10:57

Oh, yeah architectural ugly I

10:59

like I like the brutally. I think I like

11:01

the brutalist stuff. I like the downtown is nice

11:03

Yeah, no Vancouver is one of the guys that

11:05

blue Swedish Architect has a lot

11:08

of stuff there. What's his name? But anyway, the

11:10

courthouse is beautiful. I don't remember

11:12

the courthouse I remember most of the well They

11:14

have like a law there being centers where you

11:16

can't block the view from the building behind you

11:19

right? So all the buildings slope down to the

11:21

water a lot a lot of the houses

11:23

are ugly because in the 80s There's like

11:25

a bad boom of like people moving there's

11:27

always a bad moon and you're not allowed

11:29

to have basements so like or

11:31

or You're only allowed to have basements

11:33

if like the so like they built

11:35

the first floor like two inches deep

11:38

So they figured out a way they could build

11:40

houses in like really quick So every

11:42

house like looks the same and it's like they

11:44

have like a fake basement So

11:47

they could get the square footage and build quicker So

11:55

all those houses are so ugly and they have like

11:57

stucco on them yeah, yeah a bunch of waste There

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yeah a lot of Italians too. You

12:02

don't know that do they let them are they let

12:04

them yeah? Oh my god my church growing up was

12:07

all Italian. I was like why do we go here?

12:09

I was just half alien thing Yeah, you

12:11

went to a Roman Catholic Church. Yeah,

12:14

were you did you get confirmed? Yeah,

12:17

you got baptized. I got baptized. I got

12:19

confirmed molested. I would know I wasn't allowed

12:21

to be an altar boy really Why are

12:23

you really? emotional problems

12:28

Why are you mean you weren't allowed to be I wanted

12:30

to be but you weren't oh your

12:32

mom's? Yeah? No, I was so horny For

12:35

the priests no, but my I wasn't allowed

12:37

I wanted to be but my mom was

12:39

like no okay She knew about the spotlight

12:41

stuff. Yeah, she knew about your ass. She

12:43

saved my ass Shouts

12:46

out to moms you did you

12:48

leave her in the hood? She's

12:50

a movie about discovering a bunch

12:52

of child molestation in

12:55

the Hindu Church Uh-huh,

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it's called dot light That's

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good, just how about it yeah about that how

13:05

about that I Hear

13:07

the whole pitch. That's it. I

13:10

don't remember enough the spotlight So

13:20

oh God Nick I'm gonna go out

13:22

of sequence, please, but I have to

13:24

do that out of sequence of for

13:26

the appropriate podcast like Etiquette

13:29

like it's not but I have a last-minute Booking

13:32

guys in Irvine the 19th and 20th

13:34

of April, and I just have to

13:36

get it out there It was literally

13:39

booked today, so I have two weeks to

13:41

sell tickets in a seven thousand seed venue So

13:43

that's good to do right now. I mean I

13:45

feel like we were just kind of getting in

13:47

the flow of this Well actually

13:49

so that's good you got a lot like Irvine

13:51

No, I thought dot life light And

13:53

then that's a good cut and then they said the accents

13:55

are funny, and I was like okay This is we

13:58

were giving him nothing on that We

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know we were giving him notice. We were giving him

14:02

nothing on that anything like people are gonna be like

14:04

Oh, Nixon a bad You know, I'm I'm set I'm

14:06

settling in I'm trying I'm trying to riff. I'm looking

14:08

both ways Nick's get it coming

14:10

with bangers He's the guy ever

14:12

I agree Well,

14:15

they're going with dates. Yeah, that's very

14:17

funny. Yeah, it's a comedy show. I like

14:19

doing dates You reduce some

14:21

stuff on the road. Yeah, I'll be in Portland

14:24

next weekend. I'll get it out there I'm in

14:26

some places April 11th. I think there's only I

14:28

think three of the shows are sold out We

14:30

got maybe one more the helium is the best

14:33

of the money the money's good in

14:35

Portland Yeah, that's a good market. That's a

14:37

good market for you. I didn't do too

14:39

hot in Raleigh But then it

14:41

ended up being a lot of fun. I mean, this

14:44

is it's so I was doing a

14:46

show in Geneva But

14:48

I forgot how fun like a half-filled room is

14:50

because then you're like, oh the pressures. I

14:53

don't give a fuck Yeah, fuck around totally. Yeah I

14:56

like a half-fold room. That's most of the room. So

14:58

I'm I'm doing you were in

15:00

Geneva, Ohio Yeah, I was doing a show in

15:02

Geneva, Ohio It's

15:06

an awful place the first time I went to Portland

15:08

because everyone sell to me They're like, oh, it's just

15:10

like Austin and this is back when Austin was and

15:13

they were also weird They were also

15:15

we were like who is weird first

15:17

another weird place people people would describe

15:19

Portland as Austin with shitty weather and

15:21

less jobs yeah, and And

15:25

I was like this Sucks

15:27

this town. It's worse every time you go

15:30

there. Everyone's always like from Vancouver They go

15:32

down there to watch basketball in

15:34

there and go to the strip clubs But

15:37

everything is a strip club and you'll go there's

15:39

like a guy you go to a McDonald's. There's

15:41

a nude woman Oh, yeah, there's naked people everywhere.

15:43

It's out of control. It happens when you give

15:46

people drugs. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I had a

15:48

homeless couple And I've told

15:50

this story before a homeless couple Politely

15:52

asked me to leave the city when I

15:54

was in Portland really they came up to

15:56

me this woman is a man with one eye One of

15:58

his eyes. It looks like a staff Well, maybe he

16:00

saw something so scared. I don't know. I'm gonna be

16:03

coming here. She's like, can we help you? I'm

16:05

like what the fuck you thought. What do you

16:07

know? What are you talking about? And then she's like well If we

16:09

can't help you then we'd like you to leave our city, please Rude.

16:12

Yeah, I was wearing that fud rocker's hat backwards.

16:14

I think they might have thought it was a

16:16

MAGA hat. Oh The

16:20

leader well you think if they're that's what

16:22

I heard on a house couple They'd they'd

16:24

want America to be I would like to

16:26

imagine it was just people from the red

16:28

scare subreddit That's just the average. No, they

16:30

would like that hat. That's just the average

16:32

red scare subreddit person is a homeless 65

16:37

year old woman with her non-verbal one-eye

16:40

boyfriend Living

16:43

in a tent cheating on each other

16:45

you gotta listen great. I've never listen.

16:47

What red scare It's not even

16:49

the podcast podcasts have nothing to do

16:51

with their subreddits anymore. They're completely separate

16:53

entities. There are there are couples Podcasts

16:56

that I don't listen to that I do check out

16:58

their subreddit because fighter and the kid of course. No,

17:00

no, no No,

17:02

it's all women podcasts. Of course

17:05

because their fan bases have turned

17:07

on them And you

17:09

they put every that's every podcast either

17:11

fan bases. That's what that's what liking

17:13

podcast is Turning on the

17:15

pod your the people Has

17:19

fallen off those or our podcast is great because

17:21

it's like just to it's like a

17:24

three guys Yeah, I can each other is literally

17:26

four guys. There's like all the dead hate. You

17:28

built a community. There's nobody on Nobody

17:30

on there and those guys are like

17:33

another terrible episode It's

17:36

been bad for two and a half years now. Yep.

17:38

This one sucks. Also. I get it That's

17:40

how I feel about survivor. There's four of

17:43

them. Is it gone? Not it's gone awful

17:45

Yeah, just everybody that they cast to be

17:47

on survivor now is like

17:49

gay. Are you into The Bachelor? No,

17:51

I watched I watched a

17:54

couple of episodes this season's my first time actually

17:56

watching The Bachelor It's insane that

17:58

that is as big of a cultural event

18:00

as it is well you know how like react

18:02

this like Bachelor kind of spurred all these like

18:04

insane reality TV shows where they're like what more

18:07

can we do with this I was watching this

18:09

one on like peacock or something it's called couples

18:11

to threepos and it's

18:13

like couples and they're trying to get a third

18:15

yeah Holly show it's nuts these

18:17

people are all insane I would never go

18:20

on that they show pussy on it or

18:22

no they show them they basically all the

18:24

the first night they pair up they they're

18:26

basically fucking really they're all

18:28

under the sheets doing it on peacock yeah

18:30

and this girl was like why so many

18:33

friends why can't I have more like in

18:35

a people in a relationship and the guys

18:37

like sitting there like yeah yeah that makes

18:39

sense yeah you should get

18:43

more pussy for me I want

18:45

a whole network just called the pissed-off channel

18:48

and it's all types of show you know like the

18:50

DIY network is like how to fix a house or

18:52

whatever it's just every show is

18:54

like a different type of person and they're

18:56

pissed off you

18:59

know and it's a different personality so like the one

19:02

so you have like

19:04

a falling down Michael Douglas show or are we

19:06

doing a reality show but like instead of like

19:08

okay so today we're gonna refinish the cabinets it

19:10

could be me I could have a show and

19:13

it'd be like I picked up my laundry yesterday

19:15

I put it down and the cat shit into

19:17

the laundry yeah I got on top of the

19:19

back that and shit directly into the laundry bed

19:21

it's really annoying I got you brand-new

19:24

sheets six months ago you can't

19:26

punch the cat they're waiting for

19:31

you to die well tell anyone this you got

19:34

a pit bull just so he could abuse his

19:36

bat like he wanted a more robust dog no

19:38

I did it for colonizer gentrification oh I

19:41

go walk around the neighborhood I've

19:43

gentrified with a my murder

19:45

dog nice yeah yeah and

19:48

say spread love it's the Brooklyn way

19:50

fellas yeah how's everyone doing hang out

19:52

on Spike Lee's block I heard a

19:55

lot he his company is

19:57

a couple of blocks away from mine He's

20:00

always down there. Yeah, Mike. Yeah, I'm

20:02

in the right thing. I'm doing the right thing

20:04

Yeah, you got I threw a trashcan through the

20:06

window of his production company actually Oh

20:09

shit, and I'm like remember this from upping the

20:11

I'm like remember from do the right thing It's

20:13

funny that I'm doing I'm doing

20:15

the wrong thing right now Yeah, I was in

20:17

Geneva, Ohio and the the the guy who produced

20:19

the show said that if I sell out I Can

20:23

keep the door? And

20:26

I was like just give me the money wait

20:30

You said that you think that it's the

20:32

door the actual door That's

20:37

good we have fun here that kind of shit

20:39

I do but I did completely I was expecting

20:42

a story about a booker fucking You know he

20:44

said if I if I sell out the show

20:46

yeah, I can keep the door. How are you

20:48

gonna get that on? What

20:52

the hell am I gonna do with a door take that from

20:54

the top very good take that from a top I was I

20:56

didn't know you were doing comedy right now cuz you weren't using

20:58

get that clean Let's get

21:00

it again be like yo, so

21:02

I oh so I was Listen

21:09

up crackers now.

21:11

I'm now okay Let's

21:19

get it clean for editing three

21:21

two one Gavin Oh

21:27

Well thank God you said his name whoa Gavin

21:31

what was that we said the accent

21:33

we didn't say the world so I

21:35

was in Geneva, Ohio and the Producer

21:39

the show said if you sell out you can

21:41

keep the door Damn

21:53

Keep the door you said keep the door I guess I just

21:55

do cry work right.

22:03

What is that Matt Rice. He

22:05

did that at the end of his special year. But

22:07

I guess I just he tells the story goes. I

22:10

guess I just do crowd work right. That's

22:12

what. Oh oh he's not a

22:14

one trick pony. I'm not a

22:17

one trick pony. Yeah. Nelly Furtado. Should

22:19

I start telling people I'm dating Matt Rice.

22:21

Do you think that would help my career.

22:23

I need him. I need him. Because at a

22:26

certain point he'd have to say no. He's developing a

22:28

workplace comedy for Netflix. Yeah. At a

22:31

certain point I was thinking he works

22:33

at an office and he's got to

22:35

do Onlyfans. So he starts

22:37

doing Onlyfans with his gay wife at

22:40

the office. If I go around. His

22:42

grandma's going to die. He's got to

22:44

pay medical bills. If I go around

22:47

saying that I'm dating a Netflix. It's

22:49

like go ahead. No no it's all right.

22:51

Now I want to hear more about the workplace comedy. Well

22:53

it's a Matt Rice workplace comedy that

22:55

he's developing at Netflix. Yeah. Announced yesterday.

22:57

Oh. Deadline. Got to keep up. Got

23:00

to keep up. Well I don't really. My thing for him is

23:02

that he works at an office and his grandma's dying and then

23:05

he realized the only thing he can do to pay her

23:07

medical bills is he does Onlyfans. And

23:10

he and he gets a. Onlyfans is special that

23:12

he did or Onlyfans is a website. Onlyfans

23:14

is a website. So Matt Rice. There's

23:17

a motif in his work overall and

23:19

it's referencing Onlyfans. He seems to be

23:22

obsessed with this website. Yes. Well because

23:24

the CEO donated money to the IDF.

23:27

Really. True. The Israel lobby. They denied

23:29

it. But. I read recently that more

23:32

pornography is controlled by the Jews. By

23:34

the Jews. Yeah. Yeah. I've read that

23:36

recently. The entire industry

23:38

is all like Pornhub and all that

23:41

is all part of like a secret campaign.

23:43

It's about kidnap children and take them down

23:45

into the tunnels. Well I

23:48

think it's about like getting pussy

23:51

from children. Everyone is horny. Yeah. Well can I

23:53

just say this about kidnapping children. Where are you

23:55

going to take them to the sky. That's

23:57

true. Yeah. Fuck

24:00

you gonna get up there and also you crazy. How am

24:02

I gonna get up there with Ken? Look,

24:04

I am just I'm an observer of the

24:07

world. Mm-hmm I don't I don't have any

24:09

kind of insight or any critical thought about

24:11

any right, but you do a lot of

24:13

observing I do of the world So

24:16

and what I've observed is there is it seems to

24:18

be an only fans obsession Mm-hmm.

24:21

What do you think? Why is that? Is it

24:23

because of some kind of deal with only fans? From

24:26

it's interesting Matt right you can even get away

24:28

with naming I think he's like a hot he's

24:30

like a he's like an attractive But

24:32

I couldn't it's a name of a business and there's

24:35

no pun there or anything I couldn't put out of

24:37

I can't make a movie and just call it McDonald's

24:40

No, I mean, well, yeah, I mean, what

24:42

was it even be about? I

24:44

don't know it'd be about me working in an office

24:47

Yeah, you know I have to get a job. I have to get a job

24:49

at McDonald's You

24:51

couldn't call it. Why you couldn't call

24:54

it McDonald's also only fans. It's like

24:57

It's not what it is. Uh-huh. It's not a good

24:59

name for it If

25:01

it was me, it'd be only fan. He'd be

25:04

just my father watching. Oh, my only The

25:07

only one I didn't know we were doing comedy. Yeah, you

25:09

didn't do that in your stage voice Yeah,

25:14

yeah I

25:18

Checked his watch. No, I didn't know got

25:20

my we have to do ad reads So

25:22

I gotta always but I noticed that I

25:24

did not start to stop watch at the

25:26

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25:30

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28:37

He's awesome. We have four chairs.

28:39

He's awesome, dude. He is awesome.

28:42

Legend. I love him so

28:44

much. He's kind of got a Toronto accent that

28:46

he can do. Yeah, he's got a bunch of

28:48

accents. Yeah. He's a kind

28:50

of a Rasta Klot kind of accent. Yeah.

28:53

He told me that he got with a

28:55

lot of Jamaican girls after that video dropped.

28:58

I bet. He said the outpouring of love

29:00

from the island was overwhelming. Damn. So,

29:04

you want to take a crack at it? The

29:07

accent? No, I did one accent

29:09

I already regret. Which is what?

29:11

Your regular accent when you're on stage? Your stage accent? I'm

29:14

not a regular voice. The stage accent

29:16

that you do every time? You're

29:18

like the last white Indian comedian. Yeah.

29:21

I'm the last white Chinese comedian. I'm

29:25

kind of like... The last white Chinese comedian. I'm

29:27

kind of like the last white Chinese Mexican. Tom

29:31

Cruise is the last white Chinese comedian.

29:35

Oh man. Knock,

29:37

knock. Who's there? Well,

29:42

I don't know that. That's just from the trailer. That's

29:44

Tom Hanks and it's Catch Me If You Can. Knock,

29:47

knock. Who's there? Go

29:49

fuck yourself. It's a very funny,

29:51

very funny part. Catch Me

29:53

If You Can plays Carl

29:56

Hanready. He's the FBI agent. I

29:58

don't remember the trailer. How awesome is that? Awesome. Oh,

30:01

I was doing it was not like that

30:03

was Tom Cruise like the Chinese comedian Oh,

30:06

I thought you meant that in the last samurai they said

30:08

knock knock and I was like, no um

30:11

It is catch me if you can is funny because

30:13

that guy was like pretending to be a pilot And

30:17

getting pussy off of it. Yeah, that shit rocks.

30:19

Yes, so cool. We've fallen so far. You can't

30:21

do that anymore No, you just

30:23

they haven't called the people doing it yet

30:25

There's a there was that autistic black kid

30:27

that just pretended to be a gynecologist for

30:29

like a year I like he

30:31

was like he was like my hero Yeah, and

30:33

all all he did was buy the jacket.

30:35

Yeah, and then somehow he was like fucking

30:38

looking at women's pussies being like Next

30:42

week it took them forever to

30:44

catch him the headshot of him was great. Yeah

30:48

Like a great pussy man

30:56

Yeah, well, yeah, Mel's good. There's a tongue

30:58

depressor parts. All right. No, this is the

31:00

worst You go.

31:02

Okay, looks good. No strap. Here's

31:04

your lollipop Adam

31:07

bringing back the fingers smell. Oh Man,

31:11

there I moved these days on stage.

31:13

What is it? I tell jokes like

31:15

and that's why I'm Jewish And

31:19

then I say it's that's it smells like

31:21

pussy That's what I'm doing

31:23

for the record. I'm being gastric distress all

31:26

morning. They get old salsa guys old I

31:28

bought it from the corner store. Oh,

31:30

they sold all stuff on items at the For

31:34

some reason that just some of the groceries

31:36

are dusty. Yeah. Yeah, and that's never good

31:38

It didn't look expired, but it's on the

31:40

outside of the package fire. No salsa doesn't

31:43

expire They don't know when it does though.

31:45

How could you know even the expiration date?

31:47

Yes, they're like we they're just like what

31:49

we legally have to put wasn't that an

31:51

Adam ruins everything episode Uh-huh. I'd

31:54

never was like food actually doesn't go

31:56

bad. He's just sitting there eating like

31:58

rotten cheese has

32:00

maybe won a Union bus more what

32:02

then Adam literally I mean everything yeah

32:04

he ruined he ruined unions for me

32:08

and I'm a union man he might be

32:10

actually like a psy-op kind of from the

32:12

big studios to make you to ruin unions

32:15

yeah just anybody that wears like a

32:17

checkered suit jacket like on purpose we've

32:21

said this before on the podcast but Nick

32:23

and I when we were first moved to New York we're at

32:25

a comedy party and

32:28

there were girls taking a selfie he just walked past

32:30

him past them and he goes selfie

32:32

time oh my

32:35

gosh and that's inside

32:37

baseball and I don't know it cool I

32:39

don't know anything about baseball he rocks dude

32:41

that's crazy selfie time show still on probably

32:43

not I think it's true TV I like

32:45

the autistic guy that was just like driving

32:48

the train train yeah just the subway doing

32:50

it properly yeah but he did a great

32:52

job in the prison right you don't like

32:54

hers no that's

32:57

not fair just right for loving

33:00

trains yeah that's really cruel actually

33:02

you could make an argument the other guy was

33:04

autistic also but he's just like autistic for pussy

33:06

yeah the gynecologist better kind you just

33:09

don't know you don't hear about that so

33:11

much well it's like if he was just

33:13

trying to I mean he would just be

33:15

a rapist if he wanted to know what

33:17

I mean like why like I know what

33:19

you mean you're already breaking the law by

33:22

pretending to be the gentleman the jury my

33:24

client is autistic it's so much more work

33:26

for legally speaking the same

33:34

you know there's no difference between pretending to

33:36

be an eye gynecologist to give

33:38

illegal vaginal exams it's

33:40

sexual assault it's sexual assault as

33:43

it is to just hold a woman

33:45

down and rape her at gunpoint I

33:47

mean it's also it's like any guy

33:49

that's a gynecologist you're like why why

33:53

do you ever want to help a woman

33:55

I think it's I think

33:57

it's easier I think it's like it's like

33:59

being a dentist well there is like the

34:01

guy who is like at columbia the doctor

34:04

that was like the gynecologist like I know

34:06

and then heard he would like lichter pussy

34:08

halfway through it's in any didn't hundreds of

34:10

times since thing and then he's a when

34:12

i that i saw some of this denial

34:15

that he's like I saw it was consensual

34:17

as as a nobody likes of the his

34:19

it's. It's like one

34:21

hundred and had i mean you life.

34:23

It's like, well, he was my gynecologist

34:25

and he just randomly started licking my

34:27

pussy halfway through an exam on I.

34:29

Said. Of what? what?

34:32

What a weird quirky doctor as

34:34

much migrate to major issue go

34:36

see a Hugh Grant move your

34:38

grade to migrate to have such

34:40

a great teacher or Mr. Pilot

34:42

or yeah Mister Powell some even

34:44

with the pilot door he he

34:46

got he got a i guess

34:48

fired barred or whatever. He was

34:50

like rubbing girls like shoulders and

34:52

that and that came out a

34:54

raise. Him girls know he was

34:56

like rug giving shoulder rubs and

34:58

stuff. A great two girls. yeah.

35:00

And than that came out and I

35:03

heard his defense was like well they're

35:05

really like surface parking early the height

35:07

of my they're stressed out that fuck

35:09

and six year old nearly as had

35:11

Zero and United States there's a suit

35:13

we're in the store students into grassy

35:15

they say i'm so stressed suit I

35:17

would never work with children. Never.

35:20

Never. I mean it's just because the so

35:22

many ways things can be misinterpreted. If I

35:24

had to, I be in like the Pope

35:26

Mobile basically had been edges sealed and bullet

35:28

proof glass. Unless I was there may be

35:30

a bag. Need us prison? Yeah, yeah and

35:32

I would communicate with them. Through.

35:34

Two layers of google translate thing I

35:37

need to say we go in the

35:39

Chinese versus in Spanish than vaccines was

35:41

any kids and our way. it's like

35:43

anything you know if some if they

35:45

miss hundred interpret something. look. That's.

35:48

It is in Chinese as follows: Spanish billion

35:50

think I might. We also have to give

35:52

like child labor people like those people in

35:54

charge a little more credit like how the

35:56

fuck you like. Get these kids

35:58

to focus like that knob. It is

36:00

now a lot to deal with. the eighth

36:02

I Pad generation they can do at these

36:05

kids. Back in our grandparents there's our grandparents,

36:07

our child labor, my grandfather my grandfather was

36:09

a fuckin he was at a factory will

36:11

now these kids they built the had they

36:13

start playing with it now with exaggerated as

36:15

are watching the finale has of watching the

36:18

Fog and Dora the Explorer. What the hell

36:20

are they doing on the I Pad possesses

36:22

They love it. but I have an I

36:24

Pad I've used twice. It's such a suit

36:26

up with the I've had that what are

36:28

they doing on. T side.

36:30

I don't know. they like the games

36:33

are like bad yeah they're tearing. The

36:35

teams are from like the i'm an

36:37

Apple Tv right? There's a whole game

36:39

sector games where the fuck is playing

36:41

games that they have available on a

36:44

planes yet his place in the terrorism

36:46

switched assessed know it's like her particular

36:48

issue with you again from thirty five

36:50

years ago. You replay overcoats, Know.

36:53

Odds they get your like a chef in a

36:55

kitchen but. It's. Crazy. Start

36:57

yelling. You like

37:00

Gordon Ramsay? Sad because a good show

37:02

for the pissed channel here has been

37:04

through cooked seat and hiding this about

37:06

piss. I've got the number one show

37:08

on T pieces on T V I

37:10

think is kind of like the ideology

37:12

of were. Each. Each each thing

37:14

is like a new person. It is ever

37:16

repeat. Post you have to get

37:18

different kinds of pissed. Yeah. Yeah.

37:20

angry black old guy? Horny.

37:23

Indian guy the kid bed as and figured

37:25

out how to get girlfriend. He

37:28

so horny can even scam a

37:30

grandma yeah, he's fucking mad a

37:32

patil as the podcast fan grievance

37:34

urged are. so I would watch

37:37

that due to an hour an

37:39

hour of his show. And is

37:41

this a Midwestern couple in their

37:43

hundreds, these trying to get trying

37:46

to untangle. Christmas. Lights

37:48

and then they plug them is only don't

37:50

None of them were of oh my god

37:52

I hate My wife showed bigger and yeah

37:54

yeah well plug it in a different way.

37:56

I watch these like things on you'd What?

37:58

What are your fucking. You might supposed

38:01

to plug it is what other fuck

38:03

good way. To. Do. With. How

38:08

true this is me smiling at home

38:10

eating rotten zola like wow What we've

38:12

done is as reaper imperfect evening isn't

38:14

have gastric it is distress do they

38:17

follow the ornaments and and a bunch

38:19

of them are broken. I love Guy

38:21

love put them away as use man

38:23

as. It makes me feel like

38:25

there's a tiny little woman tied up on

38:27

train tracks in my colon somewhere Gives a

38:30

shit bad and as a giant is it

38:32

makes you feel your damn is on the

38:34

run or over. Oh my there's a guy

38:36

Baghdad my penis is has a top as

38:38

mustache and he resists while this woman's about

38:40

the be run over by of the piece

38:42

of shit. That's what I think of were

38:44

a number here. gastric distress. you know the

38:46

train time. someone up on the train tracks

38:48

that's from Broadway. Notes: From

38:50

Not a real saying, it's from Dick Dastardly

38:53

the cartoon character. As. It

38:55

I didn't think it was a real thing. I

38:57

didn't think that like in the back and old

38:59

times on I read that it was. It started

39:01

his on like in life feeder like a guy

39:03

did it and then everybody started stealing it from

39:05

a let's but it's such a Jewish guy. Again,

39:08

it's such a bizarre crime. Is back to the

39:10

gynecologist saying if you're a serial killer huge is

39:12

murder. The woman in her house and her you

39:14

wouldn't hire up and take are all the

39:16

way to a trait. the Tray like all, let's

39:19

see what happens. That's why these these heroes

39:21

are always getting away. Who. Has

39:23

their like you know like a hero in a

39:25

thing there cause they like or like Okay well

39:27

here's your demise and then they leave. And.

39:30

Then they escape. Anniversary. You don't? I

39:32

mean like, you've got to kill them.

39:34

The. Heroes Getting a wear shirts like the

39:36

Doctor you Awesome Powers is a long and

39:39

I like either use the Good Guy my

39:41

movie which one. Awesome! Powers

39:43

Three The Love Gurus The good guy here

39:45

as a good movies says a Canadian movies.

39:47

yeah he takes place in Toronto but yeah

39:49

you can. You know it's not real to

39:51

there's a black hockey player in it. In

39:56

the Love Guru there is like hockey players

39:58

and in Asia. Seven.

40:01

And there's you to say.

40:05

Are you cannot swim? Know. Where.

40:07

You there for the riot? Yeah was

40:10

it. Say. It was

40:12

crazy. There's that one picture of a guy like

40:14

getting pussy during the riot. Gear.

40:16

The famous one. It's like or

40:18

the world war two kids have a

40:20

nurse think the day since I was

40:22

oh funny that that of the whole

40:24

city or arrive at as the last.

40:27

Of the last year they loss of

40:29

they started like flipping cop cars. Really?

40:32

And you're saying, cut it out Chinese guys. Is

40:36

a Chinese right? No real way.

40:39

My Boxer Rebellion. Oh fuck that

40:41

up yours get The Vancouver Stanley

40:43

Cup Riot confuses the Boxer Rebellion.

40:46

The. Boxer Rebellion was when it's

40:48

a Holyfield ear got bit off.

40:52

Her. Nothing. Seemed

40:56

like it was a question for you. The.

41:00

Boxer Rebellion is when Holyfield year got cut

41:02

off. Why would that be? the Boxer Rebellion?

41:07

Susan nice when he got his ear. And.

41:10

They are mad that he got bit. He's

41:12

like this last time I box. I. See

41:15

how he got to it? Yeah

41:17

nice to and were boxer and yeah that's

41:19

his. Boxing is really at level one a

41:21

bit. It takes place in China south your

41:23

i do a Boxer rebellion job. You'd.

41:26

You'd say like ah that when

41:28

they're boxers finally or rose up

41:30

and refused to been in new

41:32

areas.the dogs.as much better than Level

41:35

to to i don't live on

41:37

over there. Yeah,

41:39

they do karate. There is basically boxing.

41:42

Here did you learn martial arts group

41:44

Know you see what you did. I

41:46

didn't That is kind of a pipeline

41:49

like of a kid. The did martial

41:51

arts like a until eighteen years old

41:53

to we're pipeline Yeah yeah using a

41:56

guy from step by step which I

41:58

watch they a. Our long

42:00

what Happened the Cody from Step by

42:02

Step video I don't know it in

42:04

a bad a. Visit by step was

42:07

a. Sitcom. Like a

42:09

family sitcom. That. Like

42:12

for whatever reason, people, yeah, people just don't

42:14

remember Little The Suzanne Somers as big as

42:17

Full house was basically. Is a

42:19

Suzanne Somers know? Yeah. The

42:21

and Patrick Duffy. they play the

42:23

parents so what have you showed

42:25

and summers by away. She died

42:27

because she had breast cancer. When

42:30

she was. Marrow.

42:32

And thirty years ago she had breast

42:34

cancer. And. Should.

42:38

They get part of or zola you know. misek to

42:41

me like a marshal Misek to me. They remove the

42:43

breast tissue. And. Then she was

42:45

in remission and then. At

42:47

age like seventy three. Sheets.

42:50

What wanted shooting one Breast implants you

42:52

are like naturally regrow her tits. So.

42:55

She did like an experimental stem cell

42:57

surgery because even and seventy three issues

42:59

like arrogant my big as fuck entities

43:01

man yoshi, that's what I mean. That

43:03

kind of the i'm going to get

43:05

my to defeat as a fuck entities

43:07

back your good or even is the

43:09

purpose of being alive Gareth Emery. but

43:11

it just made the cancer grow. Or

43:13

answer came back from the stem cell. Yeah, That's.

43:17

A sad should have a I and

43:20

Icarus story. Yes, he flew flew too

43:22

close to the big clue clue to

43:24

the low she flew to flows. Through.

43:27

To closer big cities the to. Yeah.

43:31

I'll have to. Would. You ever

43:33

do any stem cells stuff? Ah yeah I

43:35

do it all on. Oh you do like

43:37

what. They bring

43:39

his got mad themselves in their.

43:42

The. Chinese have been putting it in their. I

43:45

actually heard that that they were like

43:47

proposing. There. Are proposing

43:49

like that as a distribution method

43:51

of of stem cells in the

43:53

future of like vapor of vaporizers.

43:57

I. Heard an honor I would mean a

43:59

disturbing. In May I know for the know I

44:01

think my father's or without the phone the other the.

44:04

He. Has me fossil vaporizing. Understand what

44:06

stem cells are why they're supposed to

44:09

be back. Is a very been like

44:11

a baby and necessarily you your body

44:13

has your body has stem cells that

44:15

you can it generates over time. I.

44:18

Guess is so classification of cells doesn't have

44:20

to necessarily be from like an embryo are

44:22

they as a baby's pp. The

44:24

people really rich people are during of them. To

44:27

a strong a judge Reno chrome

44:29

know as with a certain people

44:31

are sucking off babies. Yeah Hillary

44:33

doesn't over early. And.

44:35

Bowser other drug message is doing

44:37

kourou. Now genetic

44:40

disease you get from. oh she

44:42

had his aziz from eating crap

44:44

or something in the for me

44:46

drinking blinds. I

44:49

don't know enough about Hillary. Was

44:51

I your problem? My, you're not a citizen of

44:53

our country know. What? Are your like

44:55

I did You migrate here like would as

44:57

even or one piece of yeah how of

44:59

I a fine for that? So sorry dude.

45:01

I bought by Jake I'd. You. Ever

45:03

I. Live he wasn't. Yeah,

45:06

let. Me watch and got deported at some

45:09

point or she was at risk of getting

45:11

divorces or friend or as I haven't talked.

45:13

you're in a decade but should sort of.

45:15

French is a journalist. she's from the Uk,

45:17

So. She came here as yeah jeff to

45:19

get like their work kind of isa. Was

45:22

like an H one or age be year would

45:24

have a bucket as make sense but you

45:26

have to get cheesier work visas towns a journalist

45:29

so she gets a job at a company

45:31

in the zoos I twenty fourteen or something shows

45:33

when like all these like online media companies were

45:35

folding or whatever so I think her for

45:37

her employer does went out of business and then

45:39

she's at risk of being deported because you can't

45:42

you can't get a new like you would

45:44

have to find employment than get them to do

45:46

all the get to get a whole new

45:48

visa for a different company. you know you can't

45:50

Just meanwhile. Like. If you can

45:52

get a no one piece of her being

45:55

just like the shittiest during Mike's yeah, every

45:57

effort to come here to be a racist

45:59

open mike. You can just fucking come here

46:01

you can come here and go on stage and just

46:03

say the n-word well You do have to like do

46:05

so much shit in the oh one to like prove

46:07

that you Like you have to have

46:09

press or like whatever and like so you can go

46:12

on stage and just say the end Yes,

46:14

and you can say it's comedy. I wouldn't impress

46:16

and then yeah, right Somebody will be like look

46:18

at this racist and then you hand it over

46:20

to the US government government So they're like I

46:22

like this. Yeah, right Yeah, yeah

46:24

get the lawn calm most racist

46:27

stand-up set of all time. Yeah

46:29

Check out this Canadians That's

46:33

yeah, that's a good idea. Honestly, you should have

46:36

told her to do mics. Yeah It's

46:40

just a very it's it's funny how like Immigration

46:43

is just so fucked up and that's but that's

46:45

the problem I have with immigration I mean also

46:47

you're handing out the oh ones too easily I

46:49

mean you also like give it even

46:51

when you're going back into the country

46:54

into the US with your like Visa

46:56

you're at the discretion of the

46:59

TSA agent like at the

47:01

border or the immigration Oh, they don't like your

47:03

attitude. Yeah, they don't like you. They won't let

47:05

you in Oh really that happening to people did

47:07

you have to send clips to the government to

47:09

prove? Clips

47:12

I know I really I came in pre clip

47:14

you came in pre clip I came in pre clip Yeah,

47:16

but probably I applied for the green card. So What

47:20

do you have to do for that? Just

47:23

like the same thing over again and just give

47:25

money basically it's a cash grab. Yeah,

47:28

really How much does it cost you should have come

47:30

in illegally? You should have gone down to the southern

47:32

border and just walked Oh, yeah coyote you'd

47:34

have a debit card right now from my understanding

47:36

They'd let you live in the mayor. You got

47:38

a hundred thousand dollars from the government. Yeah, that's

47:41

what I heard on Tucker Right.

47:43

Really? Yeah, they just give you they just give

47:45

you a million All you just

47:47

move into somebody else's an island. Yeah,

47:50

if you're if you're a hard-working

47:52

blue-collar Italian Like

47:55

a policeman slash construction worker you out of

47:57

your home you get their house if you're

47:59

in a case is so cool it's a

48:01

cool name we were talking about it the last I

48:03

was no where you it is so cool I

48:05

rewatched a car yeah I was like damn

48:08

it's so awesome it's weird that's also what

48:10

I said yeah I mean it's just a

48:12

few in the sequel is good they have

48:14

the soul of the characters yeah yeah they

48:17

dealt with sola dada it is just a

48:19

for the fellas style movie it's so for

48:21

the fellas yeah yeah

48:23

it's like I mean cuz Emily Blunt is like

48:26

the only woman in that and like just horrible

48:28

things happen to her and she's confused the whole

48:30

time she doesn't know what's going on and then

48:32

she just gets like choked it's realistic yeah be

48:34

honest with you I haven't seen sikara since it

48:36

came out I don't really remember I just remember

48:38

oh you find out the nice yellow del toro's

48:41

a he's a

48:43

hitman yeah yeah sick

48:46

that's what sikara means yeah

48:49

and it's weird that they didn't know him

48:51

by the translating that the entire movie I

48:53

know I had to look out after I

48:55

was like what the hell if you go

48:57

if you speak Spanish and you watch that

49:00

movie there's no surprise twist at the end

49:02

yeah yeah right like it's in the title

49:04

be like a Star Wars if they like

49:06

Star Wars was called Darth Vader s skywalker

49:09

del padre you know the title

49:11

of it you're like ooh what

49:13

is this weird Spanish space movie

49:16

I have no idea what could possibly happen doesn't

49:18

make any film and then the scene

49:20

so he's so he's is that

49:22

all that's what Darth Vader has

49:24

been so padre del Luke Skywalker

49:26

I thought it would be home

49:28

I thought it was just weird

49:30

Spanish bullshit nonsense Darth Vader was

49:33

a man I thought sikara

49:35

is just one of those nonsense Mexican

49:38

words like Chicano or yeah or or

49:41

tacos Belgrande I had no idea that

49:44

it was the surprise twist at the

49:46

end the insert like a kind of

49:48

like a rosebud situation did you

49:50

see the white hitman movie with Michael

49:52

fast better no it's like

49:55

oh no but the fincher he's like

49:57

he's like narrating in his head the

49:59

whole time It's about being a filmmaker, something

50:01

that's another years ago and I mean that

50:03

like a job where he makes a word

50:05

joke. I want to see

50:07

and I realize jokes my word all and

50:10

Airy Waters Seven recently ow sorry watch the

50:12

shit was list was on T V at

50:14

told Adam this yesterday. I've not seen Chandler's

50:16

Listen very long time us with commercials ah

50:18

now I have Lake City he thought was

50:21

hilarious and world is this very fighters incidence

50:23

in was last. Seen

50:25

as shit. where's where's where's his Vegas

50:27

pro Moscow Did did did did like

50:30

Shinzo Schiller owns. always choose a guess

50:32

which the whole story is absurd to

50:34

me because he's a guy who's. A

50:37

Nazi party member who goes to Poland

50:39

when they invade Poland is like I

50:41

can get cheap slave labor. And

50:43

I won't even do any. I won't even

50:45

be the guy running the business. I'll get

50:47

slave jews to run the business, see how

50:49

they are just going to get pussy and

50:52

he brings it. The idea of Ben Kingsley

50:54

rankings is like so we do all the

50:56

work and you do nothing and is like

50:58

that's exactly right. Companies ice your options are

51:00

that are the fuck and holocaust. And

51:03

then is like okay, I guess we'll do this.

51:05

And. That he doesn't do anything. eventually he

51:07

sees the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto series.

51:09

I wow I think this holocaust they might

51:11

be kind of bad but it to imagine

51:13

that being you're breaking point is watching children

51:16

being lined up and shot. Prior to that

51:18

everything else fine. I always thought that the

51:20

end of the stories it it was hardly

51:22

any real life is like the others were

51:24

getting to the end he daryl like thank

51:26

you I would imagine half of the people

51:28

were like know let's Kill this let's Kill

51:31

this guy is this is no way somebody

51:33

like there's no way all of them were

51:35

like oh. This as a hero and so that

51:37

I think like at the end he was like

51:39

oh and I did it to help you are

51:41

yeah not basically. Other, I record

51:44

revenue, right? Yeah, Knowledge.

51:46

i gotta sold more stuff i guess the game

51:48

a ringing in a letter but and gonna be

51:50

was in his for anyone or the thing that

51:52

was funny to men the men verses how does

51:55

it was really me as i ran have forgotten

51:57

scene was in it but like he's a all

51:59

of the the uh... his

52:01

does it as seen where they closed

52:03

down basically to add a factory in

52:06

war saw and then they closed down

52:08

the ghetto they open a prison labor camp and

52:11

so they take all of his workers and bring

52:13

them to prison labor camp then he has to

52:15

negotiate to create his own camp attached to his

52:17

factory you know so that

52:19

he can have the workers back and then

52:21

that closes and then they're all sent off

52:23

so he has another labor camp that the

52:25

black movies factory or something like but

52:28

some of his workers end up on the train

52:30

to out with the go to out with the

52:32

have to go to out with to get them

52:34

back by bribing the fucking commandant or whatever and

52:37

uh... then it's out with you

52:39

know like you did the fifteen prior this

52:41

is the gas chamber scene you

52:43

know where they all the all the women think

52:45

that they're going to be small and they all

52:47

think they're gonna be gas chambers and then there

52:50

is that it's like old thank god is just

52:52

a shower they got that and then they see

52:54

the other line and those guys are going to

52:56

gas chamber and then you just see the smokestack

52:58

and then it's the morning after and

53:00

uh... oscar schindler showed up

53:03

to get his jews back from ouschwitz

53:05

and he's just dressed like fucking dolomite

53:07

he's got a he's got like a

53:10

a big like dark wing duck hat on

53:12

and uh... like a nineteen forty so you

53:14

know and he's got a big

53:17

fur coat on and like a leopard

53:19

print uh... uh... scarf and stuff and

53:21

it's just he looks like it looks

53:23

like it's a cat william special walking

53:25

out with you know where my jews

53:27

like american gangster where they're like you

53:29

don't you know go to a yeah

53:31

you're you're showing off the adventure of the

53:33

match that is just

53:35

very funny to imagine because i

53:37

probably happen to probably went out with a dress

53:40

like a painting the company yeah you

53:44

think that get out during the holidays

53:46

why you're so comfortable the appropriation who

53:49

was like ghetto his family wasn't there

53:52

no no we missed it we

53:54

will know i mean so my family was none

53:56

of them Now they're

53:59

all podcasting. A plantation

54:01

in South Africa. We were

54:03

planted know. Don't. Know they

54:05

were blue. A lot of people in my family died.

54:07

yeah for sure. I don't know. Name another, it's name.

54:09

one. Were. Times

54:11

I. Always I'm

54:14

not online. My mom's dad,

54:16

sisters, all of my moms

54:19

dads. Fear that she's

54:21

was a gay who's married to a woman

54:23

that scissors or who they are you I'm

54:25

on his dad's that is married to a

54:27

woman who send him to an early grave

54:29

of not not an Ira holocaust but I

54:31

am denying that Adam loss any family members

54:33

that part of holocaust I will deny. I

54:35

think that's an absolute lot was in the

54:37

makes you happy to do that. Yeah,

54:41

yeah, twentieth centuries. Darkest.

54:44

Moments. Know

54:46

Nick on. Actually, he wishes five million,

54:48

nine hundred and ninety nine and a

54:50

hemorrhage so the free was were inflated.

54:53

Yeah, they were they. Yeah, they will

54:55

hire in South Africa. My my grandfather's

54:57

brother who my dad named after. I.

55:00

He was a in the you dad same

55:02

as grandpa as brother. This

55:06

got his. He has failed

55:08

on analyze about everything. I

55:10

have an family. Have

55:13

parents. Would you think I was like a Fox

55:15

card? It is cut in Europe right now. I'm

55:17

not saying you weren't a boxcar kid. That's my

55:20

exact point. You. Said I don't have

55:22

a family. Okay, but how do

55:24

I get Fargo? Just completely missing

55:26

an excellent joke. Is

55:28

completely really fun. Great grandfather lived.

55:31

I laughed hard. Vulnerable.

55:33

I got now years of fear levels that

55:35

was not a seizure yearling. I hope he

55:37

doesn't come for Canada next. I hope he

55:39

does. First they came for the Jews. Next

55:42

they came for the stick to my stomach

55:44

fall into know it actually cared for. The

55:46

Fall of America knows anything bad. The candid.

55:48

Has. Done because you're at I know a lot

55:51

about so pad your life as a the handed

55:53

I just get so like sneak in every time

55:55

we go to war. Canada just gets to send

55:57

their own guys to just commit atrocities. Canada

56:00

catches no smoke for that none yeah

56:02

they were all over Iraq and Afghanistan

56:04

also also can I just say that

56:07

like but we were

56:09

in World War II and World War

56:11

I before the US yeah you're trying

56:13

to help you're part of England yeah

56:15

we're common common yeah yeah

56:18

you guys are it like but you had like

56:20

slightly different outfits mm-hmm yeah like

56:22

more of it he was kind of like Scottish

56:24

style you had berets and so my grandfather was

56:26

in Italy during World War II yeah he was

56:28

a scout on a motorcycle he had

56:30

a Nazi helmet that he took

56:33

back he worked for Mussolini no he was killing

56:35

Italians so yeah my

56:37

grandfather my grandfather's pretty

56:39

sick there's like a thick-ass photo he

56:41

had my grandfather's brother was stationed

56:44

in Italy too and he was a gunner on a

56:46

like a plane a bomber

56:48

British bomber and when

56:50

we were doing the podcast during COVID there was a picture

56:52

of him behind me and like

56:55

a saw was like who's that your boyfriend or

56:57

something I was like no it's the only hero

56:59

that in my family tree ever this guy that

57:01

died in the RAF in World War II and

57:03

some guy that listened to the show found out

57:06

how he died he like searched the military records

57:08

like my family like didn't know yeah he

57:11

like flew a second shift for

57:13

someone after like I think some

57:15

guy wanted to get pussy off an Italian girl and he's

57:17

like can you fly my next shift

57:19

oh yeah no it

57:22

is so hack that is that is kind of how

57:24

you know you're getting older is like the the

57:27

like World War II of it all like

57:29

liking World War II yeah yeah yeah

57:31

like I watched the Masters of Air people

57:34

say that but it's like I think I

57:36

always liked World War II I don't think

57:38

it's like I definitely would have been you

57:40

like the aspects of it no I

57:43

like the I always thought you

57:45

like war his eyes he's

57:48

just history yeah you got to

57:50

hear both sides out no

57:52

um those airplanes are nuts where they

57:54

had like six guys crazy that everyone

57:57

they're like getting shot up in them

57:59

yes everyone Every what they don't

58:01

that I wasn't the one hundred. It's also crazy

58:03

that they don't die. Your. Way

58:05

they all parachute out and they go to

58:07

P O W cabin and do Hogan's Heroes

58:10

and have like wow I think we going

58:12

on World War Two thing. I think that's

58:14

true for Boomers because they didn't do anything

58:16

except like like World War Two arrogant evades

58:19

yeah and then fucking steal all the money

58:21

so they get old and they're like always

58:23

lead these like hedonistic lies and destroy the

58:26

world. And. Our Dad. But

58:28

our dads is only so. Maybe I'll just

58:30

become obsessed with World War Two. And.

58:32

And pretend that I did something. Instead.

58:35

Of just be harm than good parasite

58:37

which is an entire generation X sense

58:39

Honestly yeah he had does is is

58:41

it is does make so we're not

58:43

going to have liked what is a

58:45

millennial midlife crisis you know buying a

58:47

fucking Mustang and like oh yeah for

58:49

anything yeah right Are these prices is

58:51

crazy these days? Ah

58:54

though yeah I think it's I think that's more

58:56

of a boomer thing. I don't think a did

58:58

you. I have you suddenly become in the world

59:00

War Two smells you satellite show that was good

59:02

that happened to be you know sure Yeah I

59:04

mean I mean I mean the earliest one is

59:06

like what what are the fans are you in

59:09

private Ryan and then Band of Brothers so it's

59:11

like you're to the i was a kid when

59:13

I watched as as like this is awesome yeah

59:15

reading Call of Duty. Yes, I years

59:17

Yeah when that when call of duty was

59:19

good as our culture now is our culture.

59:21

That's how we raise. Life is beautiful. You

59:23

ever see that? Yeah Roberto Benigni yeah great

59:25

movie. lot better than Shimmers. So mad I

59:28

was gonna say that it is much better

59:30

than Universalist. doesn't know it was a exuberant

59:32

on in our Dogs Yeah and if you

59:34

repeat the argument to be multiple times he

59:36

kept tell you that this argument between him

59:38

and know about. What Holocaust movie?

59:40

My second as my Jewish friend, I said

59:42

I'm down to watch Schindler. And. He's

59:45

like it's like a Disney movie holocaust

59:47

movie. Whoa. Adams feeling of i don't

59:49

know how to read the boy in

59:51

the striped pajamas because the boy element.

59:54

Yeah. Cell. It's

59:57

like of pedophilia. Joke on. Yeah, He

1:00:00

said, he said, he said, I really

1:00:02

like to see the boy out of

1:00:04

the striped pajamas. That's

1:00:08

the sequel. That's

1:00:10

the sequel. That's the sequel. But I love the

1:00:12

sequel. Either way, kid, we're going to camp. Yeah.

1:00:18

It's crazy that Jews love going to camp so much.

1:00:22

And that has never been talked about before. Everyone

1:00:24

talks about it. I like

1:00:26

it. I like it. Everyone just slides in

1:00:29

the couple. You'd love

1:00:31

to go somewhere where you get sucked off. Camp,

1:00:33

you get sucked off. Well, because we're so ugly.

1:00:35

Birthright, you get sucked off. Because we're so ugly.

1:00:37

And our parents are putting us into sex tourism

1:00:40

so that we marry our cousins. Have you seen

1:00:42

Auschwitz? Have you gone to any of the camps?

1:00:44

I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I

1:00:46

kind of want to go. Yeah.

1:00:50

Do a trade there? What's that? Do Tafs

1:00:52

Fest at Auschwitz? No, I wouldn't go with

1:00:55

you. Why wouldn't you go with me?

1:00:57

Because you would ruin the experience. What are you talking about? I'd

1:00:59

walk. I'd do my own

1:01:01

tour, but we'd like... We'd still be playing

1:01:03

together. No, you'd be saying stuff. You'd

1:01:05

be oscillating between trying to be funny

1:01:08

and embarrassing me. I wouldn't be

1:01:10

trying to be funny. Your whole thing is trying to

1:01:12

be funny about Auschwitz. First of all, I don't need

1:01:14

to try to be funny, motherfucker. I

1:01:16

don't find it funny. I don't find your... I don't need

1:01:18

to try. I don't find it funny. To

1:01:21

be funny. But you

1:01:23

would, yeah. I wouldn't make jokes about Auschwitz.

1:01:25

Yes, you would. No, I wouldn't. You'd

1:01:28

be snickering, and then you'd be crying. He would be one or the other. He'd

1:01:30

be a rapidly... But I think it'd be fair to

1:01:33

say it'd be nice probably for you to have him

1:01:35

here, because the jokes would be a defense mechanism. Comedy

1:01:37

is a way... Because he lost so much of his...

1:01:39

Comedy is a means of... He loves Dad's dad. I'm

1:01:42

sorry, what's your name? What's your name? Because

1:01:44

we got an iPad right here. First of

1:01:46

all, my mom's sister's died. No, it looks

1:01:49

like second of all... Second zero, nothing. We're

1:01:51

checking. We have an iPad here.

1:01:53

Go with me then, and we can look at the

1:01:55

documents. And This man was snickering? I was not snickering.

1:01:57

His Family was playing fucking games here. And Comedy is

1:01:59

A... I don't have you seen comedy

1:02:01

The defense mechanism that we the subway I

1:02:03

would be. I'm sure the open my it

1:02:05

would simply be or the open mike the

1:02:08

in the Warsaw ghetto were worse to the

1:02:10

advertiser in history I'm sure everyone's like I

1:02:12

heard a holocaust survivor speeds. We went for

1:02:14

a school trip. I. Heard one

1:02:16

come to my school an elementary to the

1:02:18

Holocaust museum in. Vancouver. That

1:02:20

Nathan fielder. no funds. Basically.

1:02:23

Okafor that seems disrespectful to

1:02:25

me. Why? I don't think

1:02:27

mates and feel there should be spending

1:02:29

a holocaust miss? It doesn't that sound like

1:02:32

kind of because he was where it's like

1:02:34

it's the holocaust museum brought to you by

1:02:36

the Ringling Brothers email and mailing address

1:02:38

that I had terex. yeah I'm used to

1:02:40

like that's a big I remember this story

1:02:43

and he and the the guy who created

1:02:45

that is a holocaust denier. yeah the

1:02:47

new net he made like us some and

1:02:49

have it I don't feel sake. I kind

1:02:52

of disrespectful that a clown is of course

1:02:54

sponsoring the whole cuts. Also, it's a

1:02:56

house. How. So brings you the Holocaust. How

1:02:58

sad is that? Allowed has to do that.

1:03:00

was a be of is a car to

1:03:03

be Jerry Lewis. When.

1:03:05

Of that movie come out as like

1:03:07

soon right? Oh it's like public domain

1:03:09

are yelling twenty Twenty Eight at our

1:03:11

Jerry Lewis stereos made a movie where he

1:03:13

plays a clown the gets sent Auschwitz

1:03:15

and he like makes oh the Children's

1:03:17

Never came out in the gas chambers

1:03:19

metallic with Johnny Depp does. Remain.

1:03:22

Earlier Pires the care know Johnny Depp. he goes

1:03:24

he goes just he goes dressed up to like

1:03:27

dying kids in his. In.

1:03:29

Buildings are gone, cousins or jack Higher

1:03:31

as an experiment. nibbling. never seen it.

1:03:34

Really? Well it's like kids now

1:03:36

they haven't seen prior to the Caribbean for

1:03:38

probably of is what he does that lets

1:03:40

the visit my friends are highest grossing of

1:03:42

L ties ya during the as you think

1:03:45

a five year old kid with mesothelioma seem

1:03:47

pirates my we observe yeah yeah would have

1:03:49

you're at it from the movie yeah or

1:03:51

yeah from all the as best as in

1:03:53

the movie is this is it in his

1:03:55

rings it's useless do it's five year olds

1:03:57

get me so daily over on I thought

1:03:59

there was only. like guys that did like

1:04:01

have that like dude building demo and fucking

1:04:03

like break technicians from

1:04:05

30 years ago who's getting I thought

1:04:07

some popcorn I just

1:04:09

like this yeah I just like the word

1:04:11

oh you know I

1:04:13

mean me so Thiliana I mean there's also like

1:04:16

the other cancer the I like the sound of

1:04:18

the word is sarcoma yeah

1:04:20

that's a good one what's your favorite these

1:04:22

are all names you remember from Italian church

1:04:24

my very can't yeah as a child my

1:04:27

favorite cancer I was like in church so many

1:04:29

towns and I was like why are we going

1:04:31

here it's just

1:04:33

Italian father Rossi what

1:04:37

you say you you like they were repugnant

1:04:39

to you you found them no I just

1:04:41

was like I'm blonde and these people all

1:04:43

have dark hair you judge them for their

1:04:45

complexion walk you know anything I

1:04:48

just didn't get it it felt Italian it felt like

1:04:50

we were doing something we weren't supposed to do I would

1:04:52

get into it if I were you I

1:04:54

mean I got confirmed Sebastian's

1:04:56

my confirmation name like

1:04:58

Sebastian Maniscalco yeah like I realized the

1:05:00

other day cuz I was like in

1:05:03

church I realize the other day Sebastian

1:05:05

Maniscalco might be the highest-paid Italian in

1:05:07

the entire world you've got more money

1:05:09

than Berlusconi I

1:05:11

think he might be if you think

1:05:13

about it he might be the highest

1:05:15

grossing Italian person he's the goat yeah

1:05:18

I want to be made he made $45 million

1:05:21

or last year like Adam ruins

1:05:23

everything no Sebastian like you know

1:05:25

he's always like why would

1:05:27

you do that but he's just like

1:05:30

explaining like stop signs and

1:05:32

we're just like I want to I

1:05:34

worked with him once a decade ago I doubt he

1:05:36

remembers me but I would like him

1:05:38

to have the flagship show on the pissed-off

1:05:40

network he'd be great he would be great

1:05:42

he'd be great on on TPC

1:05:45

right and he could just do the end

1:05:47

why the hell is sir a speed bump here why

1:05:50

sir speed bump on the run right here

1:05:52

it's kind of Joe Barra that's sort

1:05:55

of how Joe Barra

1:05:57

drinks about yeah Joe

1:06:00

Joe, I guess, is para Italian? What

1:06:02

is that? Maybe it's the secret Italian.

1:06:04

He loves tomatoes. Yeah. Wow.

1:06:07

You like that? I want to be. You'd

1:06:09

never fall asleep. Joe

1:06:15

Paris Sebastian is too loud.

1:06:18

He can't go to sleep. It would be cool

1:06:20

to see those guys sewn together surgically at

1:06:23

the back. Yeah. And we

1:06:25

have to take turns wearing each other as a

1:06:27

backpack. You were talking about conjoined twins last night.

1:06:29

You ever hear about this? Yeah.

1:06:31

Well, Lewis wanted to bring up... I

1:06:34

did Legion of Skanks. That lady got married. He had

1:06:36

to spend, yeah. He's... We had

1:06:38

to talk about that. And I bet you

1:06:40

can imagine how that went on Legion of

1:06:42

Skanks. Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:45

I was just asking how she sucks dick, I guess.

1:06:47

Of course. I mean, everyone's thinking of it. But

1:06:49

it's also... No. But

1:06:51

also, I can imagine it. I don't... I

1:06:54

find that lacking in spatial reasoning

1:06:56

that you can't just imagine

1:06:59

a two-headed woman sucking cock. And

1:07:02

it's always presented as like, what the hell?

1:07:04

How the hell does that work? Well, of

1:07:06

course. Everyone can imagine. Well, I used to

1:07:08

want to fuck the

1:07:10

cartoon Monsters, Inc. girl with all the

1:07:13

snake hair. Really?

1:07:15

What does that have to do with what? What does that

1:07:17

have to do with... Well, the snakes all have their own

1:07:19

little heads. Oh, okay. So it'd

1:07:22

be like a bunch of snakes also like

1:07:24

sucking you off while she's sucking you off.

1:07:27

And I thought that as a child. You only have one penis.

1:07:29

Yeah, but I don't know. They're just like lightly biting. What am

1:07:31

I saying? What am I saying? What am

1:07:33

I saying? One of my favorite Reddit stories. Yeah,

1:07:36

lightly biting sounds as nice

1:07:38

as you could have put

1:07:40

it. Lightly biting. I

1:07:42

would love to have some light biting. You remember

1:07:44

that guy on Reddit that he posted

1:07:47

he had two dicks? Yes, of course.

1:07:49

But he did, it was very good at Photoshop. So it made it

1:07:52

look real like he had two dicks. And

1:07:54

then he got caught because he was making the dicks

1:07:56

bigger. Greedy

1:08:00

yeah, yeah, yeah, Icarus Icarus. Yeah, you

1:08:02

greedy. Yeah, he's just like fucking Susanna

1:08:05

Summers rigorous subious cool story about a

1:08:07

guy that just he's not he's like

1:08:09

yo, I'm gonna say it I think

1:08:11

I earned a ride I'm

1:08:15

gonna just try and drop it. Oh my god. Don't

1:08:17

you think that's what happened to Jamie Kennedy though? Did

1:08:20

he didn't say it no, but he doesn't even a

1:08:22

Wiggery did that movie Malibu's most known He did so

1:08:24

many movies like that that that just became his thing

1:08:26

and then eventually people were just done It's

1:08:29

just that movie no, there's a bunch

1:08:32

of movies name him there name him Where

1:08:35

he's gone wrong? He's in it He's in

1:08:37

a breakdancing group as a kid and then

1:08:39

he hits his head cuz he tries

1:08:41

to do a backflip You're thinking of you've got served

1:08:43

is not Jamie go and then he and then he

1:08:45

thought the art is not Jamie Koma and

1:08:48

he wakes up years later save the last

1:08:50

day like breakdancing again. No, that's any of

1:08:52

the yesterdays yesterday

1:08:54

the Indian Beatles movie Indian guy Jamie

1:08:58

Kennedy, we know movies. You don't

1:09:00

know movies. I know cinema. I know you weren't allowed

1:09:02

to Go

1:09:04

to go to fucking the movie theater.

1:09:06

Yeah your town banned movies

1:09:09

Yeah, they love the way they say things

1:09:11

weird in Canada. Maybe at

1:09:13

later tonight. We'll have have movie After

1:09:18

we take dinner we don't have

1:09:20

movie tonight we could go tomorrow

1:09:22

Tomorrow tomorrow movie tomorrow we can

1:09:24

have movie tomorrow after we take

1:09:27

dinner together School

1:09:39

in school Grade

1:09:44

to what do you do crossy dude?

1:09:46

Come on. You ever see Bo Burnham's

1:09:48

grade 8 what bad Canada

1:09:51

you said that earlier war of 1812 is

1:09:53

that no that's good. We won. We beat

1:09:55

America. Yeah, French and Indian Well,

1:09:58

I mean we know we won. Related

1:10:00

an entire culture of first nations will

1:10:02

the ladder the residential schools which was

1:10:04

just what is it adds up to

1:10:06

Canada help Britain burned down lobe capital.

1:10:09

Those. Eighteen Two of us have a visit

1:10:11

but it was Britain and the time. Yeah.

1:10:14

Ever came? Where do you in Canada? Until the

1:10:16

bunch of first nations people I don't care about

1:10:19

the married them under school. the have that is

1:10:21

none of my damn bus synthesis. If it sounds

1:10:23

about white yeah I'd look. First of all the

1:10:25

last I cared about them. They. Had

1:10:27

baseball teams and after than they do take

1:10:30

that away while now more not gonna learn

1:10:32

whoop auto who you talk about now and

1:10:34

our other teams are last thing as the

1:10:36

last thing reminding me of the speed was

1:10:38

Chief Wahoo has been yes was could see

1:10:40

if was now the that is guardians I

1:10:42

don't know anything about I don't I've I've

1:10:45

never heard. maybe you need to shut the

1:10:47

fuck ever watch the new true detective. Would

1:10:50

citing watch season three I didn't watch season

1:10:52

to a voice in Vs. As

1:10:55

bad habit has about that for

1:10:57

first people's. That's

1:10:59

the first people's I fought

1:11:01

with Matthew Mcconaughey, com has

1:11:04

and Woody Harrelson. Others

1:11:09

tits is where oh he was see

1:11:11

was so crazy. He. Was talking

1:11:13

about time. As but

1:11:16

circle yet another set of our

1:11:18

laws. Cruises and isn't. It.

1:11:21

Is for. I mean, that's how you know that's the

1:11:23

strength of of the television makers. That's why I think

1:11:25

Sons of Anarchy is like one of their shows ever

1:11:27

made. Yeah. Because it's like

1:11:29

that show get so stupid it's said

1:11:32

thomas fucking thing. The were also like

1:11:34

it's gray hair isn't. The. Answer:

1:11:36

Like their bikers or not This mark.

1:11:39

And I know a couple a they're not

1:11:41

smart that it's a i like totally is

1:11:43

a this show and ha ha. Hell's.

1:11:46

Angels Hell yeah. Yesterday we were

1:11:48

better. Zero is like and Zoc

1:11:50

written it. We can hug either.

1:11:52

Yet the shows like written like

1:11:54

Syntagma a motorcycle wrote it. I

1:11:56

mean it's not. It doesn't matter.

1:11:58

Smart show is really go. Like

1:12:00

Ireland we go to Ireland as

1:12:02

is babies stolen this by Irish people.

1:12:04

Steal his babies and might have been

1:12:07

lucky Charms guy. That's what happens if

1:12:09

that's the season Cliffhanger: Brick on is

1:12:11

a leopard. Lucky for Money Charms seals

1:12:14

his Bay Max Big sex traffic

1:12:16

season Niekro The season ends with them

1:12:18

riding the motorcycles are no a cargo

1:12:20

plane. know the within. The next season

1:12:23

opens with them writing for the Ride

1:12:25

the Motorcycles to Ireland literally they write

1:12:27

them off and other theme song

1:12:29

as. Different as I remember Obama

1:12:31

or but others have like forgive

1:12:33

bagpipe like dropped it Murphy's music

1:12:35

the let you know they're in

1:12:37

Ireland now for the entire season

1:12:40

in and also when their their

1:12:42

home bases in like Texas. Know

1:12:45

says North told an Oreo during

1:12:48

several just northern Canada or Northern

1:12:50

California. the redwoods does was eerie

1:12:52

Texas same crow stands for. What?

1:12:54

Is it Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club?

1:12:57

Redwood Original for their from Redwood California

1:12:59

This for the club start. Wow Oh.

1:13:02

I've watched every single ebay has zero are says

1:13:04

where he. I I've seen Charlie

1:13:06

on them once in person who's driving the

1:13:08

car designer me this wasn't a sorcerer and

1:13:10

I worked with him. Yeah, they really were

1:13:12

all the oh right on that on the

1:13:14

boxing. Yeah. I. Was a consultant.

1:13:18

As as a fighter. And.

1:13:20

They got along famously. It was a mess up

1:13:22

in the paperwork and I love when a boxer

1:13:24

doesn't want to do it. The.

1:13:26

Boxer Rebellion images as a Boxer is

1:13:28

outside bars are not as authorities like.

1:13:30

I can't do this anymore. There's.

1:13:33

The reluctance to box like monsters in

1:13:35

movies are always the dumbest guys. But.

1:13:38

Then they always have. A.

1:13:40

Lotta Hart Honor. Will

1:13:43

have would boost boxing movie where they don't want

1:13:45

a box anymore. there's

1:13:47

that one there's are a minority those are the

1:13:50

dummy nets set the wife doesn't want them to

1:13:52

vox nose or less other part of the white

1:13:54

and of but it always is a boss a

1:13:56

movie like the that the wife is like if

1:13:58

if you go out there one more time I'm

1:14:00

I'm out of here I'm gone and then she always

1:14:03

shows up and then she comes back and he's like

1:14:05

fighting it he's I love you babe yeah

1:14:08

yeah that's Cinderella man that's rocky

1:14:10

yes pretty much everyone yeah and

1:14:13

that's that's you know girls

1:14:16

don't know what they're talking I still haven't seen

1:14:18

million dollar baby they did not have to put

1:14:20

that stool out like that movie so awesome

1:14:22

dude that movie so sad put that stool

1:14:25

out I'm like you slow man like pull

1:14:27

that out yeah pull that back out and

1:14:30

then she kills your body biting her tongue

1:14:32

that's awesome it's really I found the YouTube

1:14:34

channel yesterday that's just a

1:14:36

guy that's like hey guys it's fuck

1:14:38

it's called like brave wilderness or something

1:14:40

and this is the theme of the

1:14:42

channel I'm assuming only watch one video

1:14:45

he's like we're out here in the

1:14:47

Arizona desert and tonight I'm gonna find

1:14:49

a blonde tarantula an Arizona blonde back

1:14:51

tarantula it's the biggest spider in Arizona

1:14:53

and I'm gonna have it bite me

1:14:55

to see if that hurts worse then

1:14:57

he's like now they were here we're out

1:15:00

of night they go out hunting at night

1:15:02

there's a lot of stuff there's rattlesnakes and

1:15:04

scorpions this mother fuckers this is dark it's

1:15:06

nighttime it's dark time he's out there

1:15:08

and he's finding he's like he finds he's like okay

1:15:10

this is a rattlesnake and he's just fucking like picking

1:15:13

up with a hook and moving it and

1:15:15

then he's like oh look look at this fucking scorpion

1:15:17

and he picks up the scorpion by the stinger he's

1:15:19

like yeah he's pinching me and it's

1:15:21

like does it it's produced well I mean

1:15:24

it's crazy since the stuff people are doing

1:15:26

on YouTube now is insane it's like completely

1:15:28

surpassed television he's picking up this fucking scorpion

1:15:30

this is not even the point of the

1:15:32

video and then he's just like he's

1:15:34

like all right well enough of this fucking thing

1:15:37

tosses it aside finds a giant spider I mean

1:15:39

the things like the size of a softball and

1:15:42

he's like okay this is good and he just sort of picks

1:15:44

it up and he's saving it for the morning

1:15:46

and then he finds an even bigger one he's like

1:15:48

I'm gonna have them both this one's male this one's

1:15:50

female I'm gonna have them both bite me to see

1:15:52

you guys we got to do a bite comparison and

1:15:55

then yeah right and then it's like the next

1:15:57

day he's like oh she's pissed look at her

1:15:59

and then he gets to the spider and they have

1:16:01

it up close and he's fucking putting it on his

1:16:03

hand and it bites him and he's like, ah fuck.

1:16:05

He's like, ah, it didn't really look

1:16:07

like I got enough venom here.

1:16:09

Let's try it again. And then he does

1:16:11

it again. The fucking thing's teeth go into

1:16:13

his hand. He's like, okay, yeah, she got

1:16:16

me good. All right. He's like,

1:16:18

I got the epi pen here in case anything

1:16:20

bad happens. And then he

1:16:22

has a problem. Yeah, no, it's insane.

1:16:24

The stingray guy. And then he gets

1:16:26

the male spider. Yeah. What's it? The

1:16:28

I was feeling. Yeah. He vermin. He

1:16:30

gets, but those, that's excusable because when

1:16:32

you hear an Australian act, when you

1:16:34

see a man harassing animals with

1:16:36

an Australian accent, you're like, well, this

1:16:38

man is barely above the animals. Right.

1:16:40

This is a fucking, this is basically

1:16:43

another species. It's not human. Yeah, right.

1:16:45

Exactly. So it's, it doesn't bother me

1:16:47

anymore than those videos of monkeys pulling

1:16:49

a tiger's tail. Sure. That's, that's Steve

1:16:51

Irwin. Like like, was put them down

1:16:53

there and didn't give him any books.

1:16:55

Right. Being Steve Irwin was like, I'm

1:16:57

a human wrestling alligator is like watching

1:16:59

debate club for me. It's not like,

1:17:01

you know, this is too. But this

1:17:03

guy sounds normal. And he grew up

1:17:05

in like a normal society. Yes. So

1:17:07

then where he's not an Australian freak by

1:17:09

a bug once and he was like, this

1:17:11

is it. Yeah, right. Rare

1:17:14

to find your call. And then he gets the

1:17:16

male tarantula and the male one won't bite him,

1:17:18

even though it's stronger. And he's like, see that guy,

1:17:21

that just goes to show you guys just, they're

1:17:23

more afraid of us and we are of them. And it's like,

1:17:25

well, you could have said that. I don't, like,

1:17:28

I don't think you need to make a

1:17:30

video where you go out into the desert

1:17:32

and have dangerous giant spiders bite you. Also

1:17:34

look at the men in every species of

1:17:37

the male showing such patience and

1:17:39

grace. Yeah. Can we just note that? Yeah. And

1:17:41

then you go to the common women bite. Yeah.

1:17:43

No logic. No logic. And it's a

1:17:47

bunch of, it's a bunch of people being like, thank

1:17:49

you. This really helped me for what?

1:17:51

Well, they all had blonde tarantulas at home. They were

1:17:53

about to get there. Like I was afraid of spiders

1:17:55

and this helped me. I'm like, I don't know what

1:17:57

help means. I

1:18:00

don't understand human psychology. I don't know what

1:18:03

people respond to and then you look further and

1:18:05

then the other half of the comments are like

1:18:08

Why isn't coyote on the channel anymore? It's like

1:18:10

well, they had a falling out behind the scene

1:18:17

The brave this making spiders bite

1:18:19

you Everything

1:18:24

is just this and it's all Literally

1:18:26

all the fault of the Anthony or

1:18:28

the Opie and Anthony subreddit Yes, those

1:18:30

guys have those guys have because there's

1:18:32

this thing like 4chan led to Trump,

1:18:34

right? And now there's maybe a

1:18:37

some kind of overlap between 4chan

1:18:40

and the Opie Anthony subreddit But

1:18:42

the style of subreddit that the

1:18:44

opening Anthony community created is

1:18:46

now that's everything It's like agent

1:18:48

Smith. It's just that's fucking internet

1:18:50

culture is people way too deep

1:18:53

into whatever Community

1:18:55

not even community. It's a fucking thing

1:18:57

people just make garbage for the internet. It's content.

1:19:00

You should not it's just crap You should

1:19:02

just say this is shit and then go

1:19:04

do something else. That's Why

1:19:08

why are we not seeing coyote being bitten

1:19:10

by spiders as much as we used to

1:19:12

it's because he fucked Dangerous

1:19:14

Dan's wife or something? I have no idea what

1:19:16

the drama is But there's all these people trying

1:19:18

to dig into this and they have all of

1:19:21

these levels into it And

1:19:23

it all started there But it's like this all has to

1:19:25

like this there's a velocity to all of

1:19:27

this and it's like what is

1:19:30

the political? like

1:19:32

downstream Culmination of the

1:19:34

old because we're gonna get fucking we're

1:19:37

going to get the opening Anthony subreddit president

1:19:39

And we're not trying to read bars gonna

1:19:41

be present might be I think

1:19:44

I think we got a Karl Rove red bar We

1:19:46

might I think we got gonna be coming. I don't

1:19:48

see him as president I see him as like a

1:19:50

dick Cheney type and there'll be a

1:19:52

high machine. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get a

1:19:54

real We got a Lewis president. Yeah, red

1:19:57

bar vice president Gillis president Mike David fucking

1:19:59

chief of staff like let's go to

1:20:01

war with Canada red

1:20:03

bar signing off on

1:20:06

a on a country

1:20:09

address telling telling

1:20:11

us he's always watching a

1:20:13

country address with the economy address state of

1:20:16

the Union sure whatever that I would love

1:20:18

it if they called it a country address

1:20:20

you got a study renting the country I

1:20:22

don't fucking know yeah I'm jogging out to

1:20:24

never the country simple

1:20:28

easy mistake easy

1:20:31

mistake simple do you like like

1:20:33

David surveillance state do you like

1:20:35

Justin Prime Minister I

1:20:39

voted for him he seems very big what's

1:20:42

crazy is you can just stay Prime

1:20:44

Minister for a long time there's

1:20:47

no terms really yeah and he's

1:20:49

young too yeah how old is

1:20:51

your term I you know 44

1:20:53

you could tell me it was 26

1:20:55

and I'd be like yeah probably yeah that

1:20:58

sounds right he's

1:21:01

cool yeah I mean I go

1:21:03

I vote NDP now I don't like really like

1:21:05

him on that new grass pricing no yeah

1:21:08

no the new Democratic Party it's

1:21:10

like more left than the Liberals

1:21:12

because Liberals are center in Canada

1:21:15

conservative parties obviously right anyway NDP

1:21:19

NDP I would like to hang me saying

1:21:22

jag meat thing yeah that's such

1:21:24

a funny name any time I

1:21:26

hear that he's jacked he's

1:21:28

both people are always like kind of being like oh

1:21:31

like Justin and Jag meat should like

1:21:33

fight and he killed Justin

1:21:35

he would kill just you've got hands

1:21:37

yeah he does BJJ what's

1:21:39

that blowjob job any low job he's

1:21:41

a seek guy does he have the

1:21:44

yeah yeah yeah yeah he's cool

1:21:47

hmm I've heard the name and passing

1:21:49

and I'm like I already know enough here yeah I'm

1:21:51

already I mean I want to I want to know

1:21:53

the premier of BC but I mean well no he's

1:21:55

not the premier BC but he's the head of the

1:21:57

NDP party sounds so and

1:22:00

double-aid DP coming

1:22:02

straight out of WA BC penetration

1:22:05

okay NDP we

1:22:08

gotta have him on the show dude do you

1:22:10

know him? so you vote so you live here

1:22:12

but you still vote in Canada I don't want

1:22:14

him here so when you call a number and

1:22:16

you're like oh the fucking Indian guy thanks jock

1:22:18

meat anybody can vote in there like where they're

1:22:20

from like from out of country

1:22:22

it's always funny to me when Canada

1:22:24

got Canada has like like the freedom

1:22:26

Canada guys they're like what about our

1:22:29

fucking liberty oh yeah that's not that's

1:22:31

not separate well any of any like

1:22:33

Alberta wants to become part

1:22:35

of the Canadian Canadian Liberty guys Canadian guys

1:22:37

that are like all about freedom of choice

1:22:39

and speech it's like that's not your country

1:22:42

fucking yes stop acting like Canada actually doesn't

1:22:44

have freedom yeah you don't have that you

1:22:46

could there like I had a you what

1:22:48

about being able to say whatever you want

1:22:50

then leave that's not your country there is

1:22:53

this like there's this comic from Quebec and

1:22:55

he like made a joke about some like

1:22:57

kid that was on TV that yeah was

1:22:59

like yeah you gotta go talk to a

1:23:01

human rights and he went to the human

1:23:04

rights tribunal in the long Guantanamo Canada yeah

1:23:06

well none of it got black bag was I

1:23:08

had a friend to get upset about that they're

1:23:10

like you know what's happening in the UK if

1:23:12

you call a woman a bitch you go to

1:23:14

jail and it's like yeah that's a different country

1:23:16

yeah that why like why I'm I don't it's

1:23:19

funny because it does kind of belie like a

1:23:21

like a racist understanding of the world they're like

1:23:23

yeah but it's a white country so

1:23:26

shouldn't they have white people rules because

1:23:28

other countries that are first world countries

1:23:30

that have like restrictive rules

1:23:32

I know and I feel like if the freedom

1:23:34

of speech dudes like knew about that other places

1:23:37

that were freedom of speech they'd chill out a

1:23:39

bit they'd be like yeah all right why my

1:23:42

we have it yeah even

1:23:44

we don't I kind of don't give a fuck about

1:23:46

it anymore yeah I don't

1:23:48

care everything you're always saying you can't say

1:23:50

anything anymore I Do I

1:23:52

say that all the time. That's all I Hear

1:23:54

about you? Yeah I Don't think it. My understanding

1:23:57

is great I've just never been motivated. I Say

1:23:59

I say things that. Bad Should the intention is

1:24:01

always been like of a photo of I say

1:24:03

this I get banned from this website or is

1:24:05

this is there have been like I should be

1:24:07

able to say oh I don't Actually things you

1:24:09

do I think there are people that like kind

1:24:11

of grist in a way where they're like you

1:24:13

can't say anything anymore What is what they just

1:24:15

say that and that makes the money. They are

1:24:17

you don't I mean where's you don't acknowledge and

1:24:19

you just say Whatever I might add, think I

1:24:21

might have your hemorrhaging. I think I'm ready to

1:24:23

graft. I think I'm ready to right where rift.

1:24:26

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's. Like

1:24:28

is er room for that anymore. I feel like I

1:24:30

would look like an idiot if you could promise. For

1:24:32

years ago you kind of miss the windows are going

1:24:34

like you know how they really like was a lovely

1:24:37

if you're he promised me a hundred million dollars. I

1:24:39

would do it. Yeah. I mean

1:24:41

I'm not at this time longer. I'm going

1:24:43

to see our suffering and or see how

1:24:45

it goes that what he's up to I

1:24:47

think so either you went on rogan and

1:24:49

said that the die He was like dude

1:24:51

the squatters are insane. We need to kill

1:24:53

homeless people who don't have any literally looks

1:24:55

like that. yeah I think she said that

1:24:58

is a measure exams and already be in

1:25:00

finance. Looks like I was like what us

1:25:02

Carter who does. But. In

1:25:04

the told lot and over some you talk

1:25:06

that's a man I have added and demand

1:25:08

you'd find living in your toil in the

1:25:11

upper tank of your toy. hey guy like

1:25:13

what the fuck are you doing Is I

1:25:15

to light it's been thirty two day. I

1:25:17

would not agree merely I wish you wouldn't

1:25:19

say anything anymore because his breath stinks today.

1:25:22

Mmm know my my my mom is none

1:25:24

other ear god. That's

1:25:26

not to see what is the most damaging things

1:25:28

you can say by said but I am says that

1:25:31

way all his mind all the shit you embroider as

1:25:33

I. Use a rabies you can

1:25:35

be. I can be on here and say

1:25:37

like somebody, oh yeah, actually yeah. rape the

1:25:39

woman and it wouldn't be like people rely.

1:25:41

Well we got here. Both sides of you

1:25:43

say some his breath stinks everyone, that they're

1:25:45

like all they know, they're like I knew

1:25:47

it smells. A pool isn't. I.

1:25:49

Would take a vow of silence. In.

1:25:52

My hand Really embarrassing Persia. Yeah

1:25:55

when I say was a you

1:25:57

know even though you're you're drunk.

1:26:00

The Doj everyone I was arrested I your

1:26:02

breath is awful and then I was a

1:26:04

in a new best reserves it is my

1:26:06

breath fatties like I just didn't say it

1:26:08

but it's horrible Yeah been horrible night. And

1:26:11

I felt so bad as a guy. wasn't there for a

1:26:13

chain. Called me the next day. The some the first of

1:26:15

all. They were aware of

1:26:17

the masses were going for Chappelle show or something.

1:26:19

For. Yeah there's will say Chappelle

1:26:22

show. Shane. Invites Adam

1:26:24

no not minutes is the son did

1:26:26

at change vice as peloton and then

1:26:28

she calls me up the next day

1:26:31

to bitch about as behavior I had

1:26:33

bad behavior and then but but mentioned

1:26:35

I didn't invite me. Device.

1:26:37

Cause guides you exclude Deliberately excluded from

1:26:40

this big night at Madison Square Garden

1:26:42

and calls me be like dude Adam

1:26:44

was fucking. Really? Embarrassing himself last

1:26:46

night and sounds like oh I was

1:26:48

unaware and I was like I was

1:26:50

like I always our as sounds sounds

1:26:52

hilarious. Shane a Zoc was the problem

1:26:54

am I to either? I even have

1:26:56

to spell it out. That

1:26:59

other locking I did I just excluded from this

1:27:01

loving state or civilians about it. I'm sorry what

1:27:03

you're like says it's like a big like it's

1:27:06

like a big thing you know I mean by

1:27:08

get we seize embarrassing himself somewhere like cool right

1:27:10

exactly You know I mean it's not just like

1:27:12

it would you invite oil over for dinner and

1:27:15

he like. Him he's like embarrassing and for

1:27:17

your girlfriend know it's all I had adamant

1:27:19

at our skybox. The survey is no barest,

1:27:21

he embarrassed and I am Baikal. I'm letting

1:27:23

you know yeah I didn't I, I I

1:27:26

i i say what is your gate even

1:27:28

com I assumed you'd embarrassment so you weren't

1:27:30

even fucking invited to do and then he

1:27:32

invites the atoms he do and then Adam

1:27:34

of course is a rousing their know he's

1:27:37

a drunk, he ate Ccs before I had

1:27:39

to breath here. Who and I bloody travel

1:27:41

got yeah and then he's going around saying

1:27:43

it was like as I had a cigarette.

1:27:46

And he says stinking up the place with is

1:27:48

how to the was because I had a senior

1:27:50

at me while I'm at home scrubbing the floors.

1:27:53

Of my home. Scrubbing, A

1:27:55

Floors yeah. We. lived together

1:27:57

to other. One. bed

1:28:00

It's nothing that it is that I'm

1:28:03

sorry, and I haven't I haven't spoken to

1:28:05

show I haven't spoken to Shane since Chopel

1:28:08

like old Howard Stern clips on his

1:28:10

phone. No Wardell

1:28:14

thing even where and Shane's telling me all this awful stuff

1:28:16

He had to do and I had to pretend like I

1:28:18

didn't care because I was hurt. Yeah, I had to be

1:28:20

like oh, yeah Oh man, that sucks you would yeah, okay,

1:28:22

what I don't understand why you're telling me I wouldn't have

1:28:24

done that if I was there. I don't want to be

1:28:26

there You know what

1:28:28

I think I'm gonna go buy Dreamcast I don't even

1:28:31

know what I don't think I did anything that

1:28:33

bad I think the celebrities were fake

1:28:35

and bullshit and I don't respect it went

1:28:37

up to it I could see that as well. I never met a Dude

1:28:41

that sucks that you got fucking accused of

1:28:45

Master of none I didn't and by none

1:28:47

we mean fingering false accusation. Yeah, you know

1:28:49

those happen I didn't put any fingers in

1:28:51

that woman. I put one fist

1:28:56

the claw The fist the

1:28:58

brandy. Yeah, he was doing Aziz rain.

1:29:00

He was doing Randy I

1:29:02

was telling him I was like remember that Randy joke

1:29:04

and I said it and he wasn't he

1:29:06

was just looked at his phone He

1:29:09

hated it. Yeah, really imagine imagine being that annoying

1:29:11

but then on top of that your breath is

1:29:13

just my breath was bad I

1:29:15

was like like it. Love it What

1:29:19

kind of crackhead Butterfinger

1:29:23

I'm twinkin. That's so funny. That

1:29:25

movie's funny. I'm getting this day after I didn't

1:29:27

do that by the way for the fans I

1:29:29

didn't do that in reality. Yeah, that's what he

1:29:32

did. I just had bad breath. That's it I

1:29:34

asked that check they called a couple of people

1:29:36

that were there who said Literally

1:29:39

everybody there was here. I did Travis go

1:29:41

everybody He went up to Travis

1:29:43

Scott and fucking put his put his arm

1:29:45

around him. They gave him goosebumps. Yeah every

1:29:48

time every time yeah Worry

1:29:51

about this kind of I saw Travis

1:29:53

Scott before was before he was like

1:29:55

famous And

1:29:57

He only did 20 minutes because. They

1:30:00

found a leaders because the venue denouncing I would. I

1:30:02

want to keep role but I'm a piss and I

1:30:04

was on his rider. I have to be too. I

1:30:06

thought we were to com. O

1:30:11

P after nick piece. For. I

1:30:13

can't believe you fucking did that to Nyc. To.

1:30:16

I didn't do anything he lives in all die. I

1:30:18

can say that I also violent and I just say

1:30:20

this you didn't do anything to Nyc. You.

1:30:23

Did everything to yourself, Nick.

1:30:25

Was even there. Sir. Nicholas taking

1:30:27

whatever your actions are in and making

1:30:29

them as a means of on. He

1:30:31

defended he's a very long a couple

1:30:34

he's liable for doing so. he does

1:30:36

all the time He said oh six

1:30:38

Mil is a high number for. Yeah.

1:30:41

They're higher number seven million a million. I can

1:30:43

see what you're saying about him and Robbie hop

1:30:45

a boot. Sorry.

1:30:48

Oh yeah I have been Robbie yeah I've roger

1:30:50

the same awesome yeah it was I said I'm

1:30:52

glad. My. Cultures not a costume.

1:30:55

Or you scars. Ah, Ah,

1:30:58

Yet with Robbie came into the shows like

1:31:00

to dog smell each other's asses at the

1:31:02

dog park. They're. Just

1:31:04

I'd rather I'd rather small dogs

1:31:06

as than your breath it as

1:31:08

a married Madison Square Garden. Come

1:31:10

on bitch. Randy, Regret Randy? I'm

1:31:12

speaking of sweets. we get around

1:31:15

to money that's really thought it.

1:31:17

Aziz Belgium apologize in his special

1:31:19

as Randy that would have been

1:31:21

so so so so sorry. I'm

1:31:24

sorry ready was get a little

1:31:26

head when as for pussy Randy

1:31:28

doesn't believe in power Dynamic is

1:31:30

is is is. That

1:31:33

that see this season. If I

1:31:35

take you up for dinner then

1:31:37

you better be. Fuck. it. isn't

1:31:39

that funny that this was that

1:31:41

the genesis of Indian Comics was

1:31:44

doing Bucks? It. Was the

1:31:46

randy characters specifically that patient Zero of

1:31:48

that phenomena? No, I don't really think

1:31:50

any and comics do box and outside

1:31:52

of vague, you know, Three.

1:31:55

People that. You know, I think

1:31:57

I think there's a lot of like. different

1:32:00

kinds of people I don't want to pigeonhole

1:32:03

different kinds of people yeah what

1:32:05

kinds of people are there people

1:32:08

why people

1:32:10

black people yeah what's

1:32:16

up dude I

1:32:19

got a pee fuck I have to also

1:32:21

you ever wait so long to piss and

1:32:23

you piss and then you finally do and

1:32:25

it feels like feels like you're shitting yourself

1:32:28

I'm kidding I really want to feel it

1:32:30

right now because you have you can know

1:32:32

guest goes first Adam why

1:32:35

do you think I was gonna talk to it but don't

1:32:37

do this this like I have to go to bed well

1:32:39

I do you need to take initiative

1:32:42

Gavin thought you were being serious about

1:32:44

that whole made-up story about my breath

1:32:46

smelling and Madison Square Garden he thought

1:32:49

that was a real thing well I

1:32:51

guess we're just gonna have to it's

1:32:53

Shane's story to tell why the

1:32:58

lie you know Joseph gobles

1:33:00

said a lie

1:33:02

told often enough becomes

1:33:05

the truth if you're saying

1:33:07

this in a public platform people are gonna actually think

1:33:10

I've had breath and stuff like that people never knew

1:33:12

what he was saying that in reference to that's why

1:33:14

I was funny is like people throw that quote around

1:33:16

and it's like when

1:33:18

did he say this what preceded

1:33:20

that right beforehand like

1:33:23

probably like well you're like like

1:33:25

aren't you gay yeah and

1:33:28

he was like if I say I'm not gay enough

1:33:31

then it's true no he was like I wasn't but

1:33:33

people kept saying it and I was like fuck it

1:33:35

I'll fuck us uh-huh I

1:33:37

think that's maybe what happened yeah we should

1:33:39

look into that and see what that Hitler's

1:33:41

main propaganda is meant by that it

1:33:44

was that his only job yeah

1:33:47

gossip some of those upper echelon

1:33:49

Nazis really had nothing jobs like

1:33:52

who him kind of

1:33:54

he was just like oh I

1:33:56

come up with little stories yeah

1:33:58

headlines yeah yeah slogans Yeah, he's

1:34:00

like a brand consultant. Yeah,

1:34:02

man. I got one of those pimples

1:34:04

in my earlobe, huh? Excruciating

1:34:10

horrible. Yeah Well

1:34:12

Albert Speer I got you

1:34:14

know he was at Nernburg Yeah,

1:34:17

it is funny that he had to go

1:34:19

to jail for doing architecture. Yeah, we've talked

1:34:21

about that before that's kind of crazy Uh-huh.

1:34:24

Yeah, oh, hey, dude What?

1:34:29

You forgot to wipe nothing You're

1:34:31

doing trying to deny the the story. No,

1:34:34

we're doing a bit. It's like not a

1:34:36

big look, you know Whatever.

1:34:38

You weren't talking about me. No,

1:34:40

you know, we don't care is this

1:34:43

behind a paywall? It's gonna be a patreon up. No, this

1:34:45

is this is completely which if you have anything to plug.

1:34:47

Oh Yeah, please

1:34:49

watch my special. It's It's

1:34:52

good, but it's no one has really seen

1:34:54

it. It's on YouTube. It's called progression. It's

1:34:56

on all things comedies YouTube I

1:34:59

like it. I'm proud of it. Yeah, good job. Thanks.

1:35:02

Good job. It's good to It's good to

1:35:04

be proud of things. I guess we all had to do

1:35:06

a special we all had to do a YouTube special Yeah

1:35:09

I mean I was trying to sell it but it just

1:35:11

didn't sell and then it took so long to come out

1:35:13

but you know It's I didn't I didn't want to because

1:35:15

it felt like a thing that you were supposed to do

1:35:17

and anytime There's a thing I feel like I'm supposed to

1:35:19

do I'm like, well that doesn't seem right But then I

1:35:21

think about it That was the only reason I ever did

1:35:24

a podcast is because it was yet another fucking thing You

1:35:26

just had to do as a comedian I mean I felt

1:35:28

like I had to do it because I didn't want to

1:35:30

post clips and I was like if I'm gonna post clips

1:35:32

I wanted to be from an hour where I like worked

1:35:34

on things Yeah and

1:35:37

and then I'll post those because I I

1:35:39

wanted to at least have a like a body of work

1:35:41

out there instead of just like posting stand-up

1:35:44

jokes from like a bunch of different venues if

1:35:46

you know pointless to like No,

1:35:50

that shit matters though, cuz it's like, you

1:35:52

know, Adam is always Adam Adam

1:35:54

loves saying body of work. He's like,

1:35:56

you know, what matters is a body of work.

1:35:58

Sure. It's like, yeah, I mean If you're.

1:36:01

A. Painter. Yeah. Or an

1:36:03

author. If you're. A

1:36:06

foot. Like. What we do

1:36:08

stupid of course. Jose got an

1:36:10

also nobody thinks about the nobody

1:36:12

while they're making things is like

1:36:14

thinking about like. What?

1:36:17

They're gonna do when they're done doing it. For

1:36:20

like eight people that thing about a body work

1:36:22

are also thinking like years in advance and yeah

1:36:24

you know what I mean A most comedians are

1:36:26

just thing like. I. Need to

1:36:28

do this now now now right yet.

1:36:30

Or like capitalize on the algorithm like

1:36:33

they don't care? Yeah, they're. The

1:36:35

only person doing cool stuff is like

1:36:37

Bo Burnham? Yeah, He's.

1:36:40

A guy only easily doing songs about having

1:36:42

anxiety like that really helped. That sounds awesome.

1:36:44

That really helped me know that it is

1:36:47

here earlier I haven't seen. is it is

1:36:49

a funny Nine I like to show Zack's

1:36:51

Don't is going to be Famous on Mtv.

1:36:53

It's very funny. A yeah I like the

1:36:55

movie at a great great It oh great.

1:36:58

Eight Yeah is very good. Very

1:37:00

good If if if we got a bag at

1:37:02

a bigger you're out by get a big pimple

1:37:04

in my ear lobe. oh my god I is

1:37:06

Nick I I tell you I had a fucking

1:37:09

has white in interested in mine yesterday some me

1:37:11

up to six screws. you know I look as

1:37:13

if where it hurts so much I never had

1:37:15

it in and yeah moon nice to get him

1:37:18

real bad and then they would calcify and then

1:37:20

it would have a hard lump in my fucking

1:37:22

ear lobe. yeah never had that before. Jews appears

1:37:24

years that I used to pierce. yeah we have

1:37:27

over as you know sleep overs you look at

1:37:29

your sniffle know. I think I just don't

1:37:31

have a viable. Some of them might have

1:37:33

pure something at some point. No yeah I

1:37:35

as thing I think it's a any of

1:37:37

this oily. Yeah. Given.

1:37:39

Knows you. Know.

1:37:43

The for grew. alison

1:37:45

airing when i just came back

1:37:47

tomorrow the septum piercing visitor visa

1:37:49

wouldn't as i go random and

1:37:51

whack is a be so korea

1:37:53

just try are being a being

1:37:55

like go to press girl via

1:37:58

via member the the left the

1:38:00

left ear is the gay one, the left one is the straight one. Everyone

1:38:04

knows that. You mix it up. This

1:38:07

kid Lucas Finnerty used to have a pierced, he pierced the

1:38:09

wrong ear. Yeah. And

1:38:11

it's cool. What a bitch. It's funny

1:38:13

too. Actually we used to make... Because we knew

1:38:16

that and I got my ear pierced in second

1:38:18

grade and I did it at

1:38:20

Claire's and I went in and I was

1:38:22

like, I don't know, I guess the right one I'm right

1:38:24

handed and the lady thankfully at Claire's was like, no, you

1:38:26

don't want it on that side. I

1:38:29

was like, why? I was in second grade. She goes,

1:38:31

because that's the gay she tells me because that's for

1:38:33

homosexuals. And I was like, oh,

1:38:35

thank God. And so

1:38:37

I got the left one. But even in second grade, people

1:38:39

knew. People like knew that. And it's

1:38:41

like, so if I got it on the other

1:38:43

ear, you would imagine that me in second grade,

1:38:46

I'm going around fucking guys. You're in bath houses.

1:38:48

I'm like, I'm not. Yeah, you're cruising in public

1:38:50

park. Yeah, I'm not going out in clubs and

1:38:52

fucking guys in second grade. I was cruising in

1:38:54

grade two. Yeah. Yeah.

1:38:57

And then the propaganda, is that what we call that?

1:38:59

Like some kind of propaganda. It's like the member. Did

1:39:01

you ever hear about Sierra, the singer that that was

1:39:03

like the first person? Yeah. They said

1:39:05

that she was like, those are

1:39:07

like, those are like, those are, those are, that's

1:39:10

generally urban myths. So it's generational because the generation

1:39:12

before is Gen X. They said, Jamie, like the

1:39:14

boogeyman, Jamie Lee Curtis. Oh yeah.

1:39:16

Yeah. Yeah. And

1:39:19

then every generation, Marilyn Manson took his rib out of your

1:39:21

pie. Prince took his rib cage out

1:39:23

and then it was Marilyn Manson. So he's a good guy.

1:39:25

And then Cleopatra was a hermaphrodite. Yeah.

1:39:28

Whose generation was that? Something

1:39:31

BC. Whatever, dude.

1:39:34

I wonder, I wonder if she was actually fire.

1:39:36

You think she was fucking. She's

1:39:38

probably made. She

1:39:40

was throwing pussy around the whole globe. She

1:39:42

was sorry. Julius Caesar would be pissed

1:39:45

about Orange Julius. Yeah,

1:39:47