In this episode, we board The Black Pearl to learn the British Ministerial Pirate Code, pay a visit to the Downing St Media Centre, and drop in on the recording of a Nasty Party political broadcast. I pay tribute to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh and discuss cultural differences between the UK and Spain. Finally, I ask the question: Is football necessary? Warning - listeners of a sensitive disposition should skip the first half to avoid embarrassing scenes with a pole dancer...