You want a fizzy drink? Or an ice cream cone? well, I know exactly where to get one! You can get a free 32 oz. drink refill or Dara's Fast Lane or any location! Or a free kid's cone or 1816 Claflin or 3270 Kimball! That is just reading off of

The Apt Cods Podcast: Video Game Commercial

Jun 24th, 2007

Is your child bored and has nothing to do? Then buy him a new video game console! This brain-warping machine will make your kids happy! It will also educate them in how to fly spaceships and drive cars, and also how to shoot people.

The Apt Cods Podcast: Pet Vet 2

Jun 24th, 2007

Nurse: I wonder why we always have the same owner, and she always brings stuffed animals?Surgeon: We are waiting for the animal as we speak.Nurse: Oh, really?Surgeon: Yeah. It should be here in a matter of seconds.Nurse: What is it?Surgeon: 3.

The Apt Cods Podcast: Cold Commercial

Jun 18th, 2007

Are colds getting you down? Well, introducing the new (some weird brand name with weird letters in it)! This will get rid of all your cold symptoms and also get rid of the nasty bacteria that are trying to get into your lungs.

The Apt Cods Podcast: Pop-tarts Mini Games Commercial

Jun 7th, 2007

We have a new video game that has just come out! It's called, Kellogg's pop-tarts Mini Games! In this game, you are a pop-tart, and you get to travel around in the world of Pop-tarting. And there are 26 levels, all of which have a giant King o

The Apt Cods Podcast: Loch Ness Monster Commercial

Jun 6th, 2007

How to Find the Loch Ness Monster Make a powder that will make water clear.Get enough of the powder to clear Loch Ness Lake.Pour the powder in the Lake, and wait for two days.You may not be able to see to the bottom of the lake.Prepare a tiny

The Apt Cods Podcast: Imaginary Animals Commercial

Jun 6th, 2007

A commercial about Emma's imaginary animals. Mary did a pretty bad job of describing them.

The Apt Cods Podcast: Pet Vet 1

Jun 5th, 2007

Pet Vet is a radio show that is sort of like that one show on Animal Planet. Here is one of the two shows that we ever made. (I have taken some small parts out to make it shorter.) Nurse: What is his name?Owner: Slither.Nurse: What is his prob

The Apt Cods Podcast: The Cow Story

May 30th, 2007

Benjamin: There was a cow. The cow was white with black spots. His name was Charlie. And one day, a farmer came, and he fed the cow. Mary: And Charlie's babies came out. And the farmer took all the cows out to the pasture to graze. Then they w

The Apt Cods Podcast: Horzhiplaxtin Commercial

May 30th, 2007

Do you know what Horzhiplaxtin is? You may think it's used to worm horses, but actually it's a kind of drink. It tastes real good. Even though it looks like bird poop. Please try this drink.-by Joseph

The Apt Cods Podcast: My Story by Al B. Darned

May 30th, 2007

We will now treat you to some old cassette tapes, newly digitized and put into podcast form.This first one is a commercial, advertising a book that Mary wrote in third grade.

The Apt Cods Podcast: Episode 2

Sep 12th, 2006

Episode 2 is available here.The lovely lady in this photograph is none other than Ms. Olpud, the guest star for this episode of her show. Mary was not at the studio, so Emma had to pick a random person from off the street.In this episode, you w

The Apt Cods Podcast: Episode 1

Jun 20th, 2006

The first episode of our podcast should be available at this link.The first episode includes:The Main Pig of Igpay (story by Mary)Treasure Island (story by Mary)If You Have a Friend (song by Emma)a handful of commercials by Mary and Emmaand Mar

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