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1:01

Cheers for coming uncle Chris. I've brought

1:04

my tools. Great. And my

1:06

apron. Perfect. Do I look alright George? Hey.

1:09

I mean if I'm gonna be on

1:11

camera. Ain't that what you normally wear at work? Well

1:14

I put on fresh jeans and a decent top.

1:16

You didn't have to. You're just supposed

1:18

to look like a farrier. Well I

1:21

am a farrier. Right a very clean

1:23

one. Not for long if you want me demonstrating

1:25

stuff. Let's just keep it simple shall we? Okay.

1:28

All you've got to do is explain to camera some

1:30

of the work you do for a bottle break. How

1:33

you help look after his hooves and what have you. Right.

1:36

It's really not a big deal uncle Chris.

1:38

Perhaps not for you. It's easy. But I'm

1:40

just not used to this kind of thing.

1:42

You'll be fine. We'll see. Look I'll

1:45

handle the introduction so just pay attention to

1:47

my presenting style. Key thing is

1:49

to relax and keep the energy up yeah.

1:52

Right. Just be yourself and

1:54

look before we get started can I just ask

1:57

you about something. If this is about the

1:59

bull I'll... Being bored by jolie

2:01

me and brought your mum did mention

2:03

it. Yeah, she's livid. I did get

2:05

an earful from her. her me you

2:07

know was on his up for myself.

2:09

What's a dirty and one off? I

2:12

mean I'd watch my step of the

2:14

best at times, but she's been quite

2:16

techy lately. My problem? I mean, it's

2:18

totally unfair. I'm sure I'll get sorts

2:20

itself. I'll be treated elsewhere to the

2:22

is plenty of other pups will take

2:25

my money. anyways. the cricket team is

2:27

what I wanted to talk to about.

2:30

Was. Well Harrison's busy

2:32

trying to get Linda Snow elected

2:34

club chairperson see when take much

2:36

persuaded actually has been decided by

2:38

show of hands. It's a nice

2:40

a Gm is between her and

2:42

Rover and Ferry Simmons and city

2:44

us in that very doesn't stand

2:46

a chance to horse race and

2:48

I think members of presplit I'll

2:50

vote for Linda though really and

2:52

Parsons guys hearts on it. But

2:55

he also wants to recruit some younger

2:57

players. I did one on one training

2:59

with our latest recruit last night and

3:02

while she and I would do in

3:04

circuit I thought he may well you

3:06

on breath. Day

3:08

Saints so some as oh come on

3:11

Brad said no already we you could

3:13

persuade him to change his mind was

3:15

what i the criticism Barry said i

3:18

think you'd be really good George for

3:20

anyone would next to added Tracy Alister

3:22

say they're both decent players you see.

3:24

For yourself. First met session is tomorrow in

3:27

Port Sister. Good luck to that that. Why

3:29

don't you in broad what's the team practice?

3:32

Prompts, You feel more interested in joining in. On

3:34

say this. Cricket for lasers actually Georgia

3:36

for the The Sulaiman I think you

3:38

and me one. Is

3:44

that he's done with the conversation and I'm

3:46

getting ready to else in the South. And

3:48

us. And yes he should

3:51

be at the T round Some each I

3:53

think I need to talk about this is already

3:55

had Tracy on him. A better place. Without

3:58

our son, he's. You know

4:00

why? They didn't do

4:02

nothing wrong. In your opinion? I'd

4:05

never paid for any alcohol. But he would have

4:07

done. Yeah, but he didn't. And

4:09

what about George's backchat? I

4:11

ain't having anyone try and intimidate me and my own pub,

4:14

Emma. They was upset, that's all. I suppose that gives

4:16

them the right to behave, are they what? They

4:18

were just defending themselves. They were out

4:20

of order. George didn't like that no

4:22

more. I swear. He's really grown up,

4:24

Jo-Lane, and he's got his head screwed

4:26

on. I'm sorry, Emma. I just need

4:28

to fetch the bar towels from the

4:30

Dumbledore. So mean! What? Be

4:33

fair with you, just let them back in. They

4:35

haven't even been barred for a day. The fact is, they

4:37

shouldn't have been barred at all. You weren't

4:39

there, Emma. I've heard it all from George. But you refused to

4:41

listen to me. Because you're wrong! Look, I

4:44

make the rules. I decide who gets

4:46

to drinking. Well, that's really unfair. You

4:48

realise I could hear you both from halfway down the

4:50

stairs. I'm sorry, Kenton. I'm just trying to make

4:52

Jo-Lane see sense. She won't drop it. Because George

4:55

is a good lad. Is he now? Could

4:57

we perhaps just put this aside and concentrate on

4:59

getting ready for opening? That's what I'm trying to

5:01

do. Jo-Lane don't realise how

5:03

upset I am about this. You're making

5:06

your feelings perfectly clear. Look, Kenton, George

5:08

has already had enough problems this year.

5:11

With Helen and Hannah at their own.

5:13

You could say trouble follows him around. Well, I'll

5:15

admit, it's been a real struggle for me to keep him on track.

5:18

But he's turned a corner recently. He's working hard,

5:20

helping me and Ed. And this

5:23

online channel of his, it's really taken

5:25

off. That's great. I'm glad to hear it. Why don't you

5:27

cut him some slack, Kenton? You ain't gonna

5:29

drag Kenton into this. It's his platoon. Emma,

5:32

I impose the bar and I intend to enforce

5:34

that. She's got a problem with that. You

5:36

know where the door is. Right,

5:41

I'm gonna adjust the phone. Then

5:44

we can both be in shot. Um, and you'll introduce me?

5:46

Yes, don't worry. Just wait for my cue. Because

5:48

I'll do a bit of banner at the top.

5:50

Right. Remember, that's

5:53

all it is, Uncle Chris. I'll chat

5:55

with some mites. Imagine you're talking

5:57

to Harrison down the bull.

6:00

Yes, but without you there That

6:02

ain't funny. No, sorry Right,

6:05

you ready? Okay, so

6:07

remember there'll be a pause after I

6:09

say say hello Bart cuz I need

6:11

to edit in a snort right

6:15

and It's recording What's

6:20

up guys welcome back to my grains farm

6:22

channel So we sort of

6:24

bottle be some new meds and a

6:27

new diet as you can see he's

6:29

looking better already Say hello

6:31

Bart Anyway,

6:34

someone else that keeps bar in good shape

6:36

is who's care and that is done by

6:38

my uncle who's a farrier Say

6:41

hello uncle Chris Um,

6:44

am I saying that to you or

6:46

the camera? No talk to them right?

6:48

Right. Right. Let's start again I'll

6:50

have to edit that. Sorry Anyway

6:55

Something else that keeps bought in good shape

6:57

is who care and that is done by

6:59

my uncle who's a farrier Say

7:01

hello uncle Chris. Hi good to

7:03

be here. So what does a farrier

7:06

do then? Oh, well, as

7:08

you said a farrier specializes in

7:10

equine who care equine is Oh

7:13

horses Donkeys ponies and mules. That's

7:15

a mashup between a horse and

7:17

a donkey Yeah, right. So

7:20

I care for horses feet I

7:22

clean trim and shoe their hooves except

7:24

in Barbies case and note because being

7:26

a senior pony We've decided to leave

7:29

Bartleby on shot but other

7:31

ponies might benefit from shoes I

7:34

don't mean the latest kit I know

7:36

horseshoes But whether we show

7:38

a senior horse is something we decide

7:40

on a case-by-case basis Every

7:42

horse and pony is different and so uncle

7:44

Chris How do we care for Barbies

7:46

hooves then? Well every six to

7:49

eight weeks. I'll come up here and just check

7:51

them if they're looking overgrown

7:53

I'll grab a pair of these which

7:55

are hoof cutters. Yeah, and they look

7:57

like basically a giant pair of pliers

8:00

I was going to say that. And I'll use them

8:02

to trim away any excess hoof wall to shake the

8:04

hoof. More often than

8:06

not though, I'll just be using something like

8:08

this. Which is a

8:10

farrier's rasp. Used to file

8:12

down any rough edges on Bartleby's hooves. Right,

8:15

and why don't you then... In fact, you

8:17

could say it's like an equine pedicure. Okay.

8:21

Sorry George, just a bit of farrier humour. What's

8:23

it? Hey. Hey. What

8:26

does it mean if you find a horseshoe? I

8:29

don't know. What does it mean if

8:31

you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse

8:33

is walking round in his socks. In

8:38

his socks, you get it? Anyway,

8:40

um, where were we? Farrier's rasp?

8:42

Ah, yeah. Actually,

8:45

perhaps we should demonstrate. You don't have to

8:47

do that. Well why not, Wallamir? I bet

8:49

you guys would be interested. I'm not sure.

8:51

Of course, say word. Why don't

8:53

you fetch the phone right close in so you

8:55

can properly see what I'm doing? Hey. We're going

8:57

to need some close-ups. Come

8:59

on, bring it here. Right.

9:03

So, what I'm going to show you now, a

9:05

bit closer George, on me, what I'm

9:07

going to show you is how we file

9:09

Bartleby's hooves at just the right angle to

9:11

make sure there are no sharp edges or

9:13

chips that could catch on anything out here

9:15

in the field or inside Bartleby's stable.

9:21

What is it, Kenton? Can we just have a word?

9:23

I know what you're going to say. What's

9:26

going on, Jolene? You know what's going on.

9:28

I'm just struggling to keep track of your moods. What

9:30

do you mean? Well, yesterday, one

9:33

minute you were excited about plans for Easter Sunday, the

9:35

next you're having a right old Barney with the customers.

9:38

I think you'll find George and Brad were having a

9:40

Barney with me. Yeah, but you could

9:42

have defused the situation. Well, I didn't want to.

9:45

I wanted them to know that I wouldn't be walked over.

9:48

This is my pub, my home. I

9:51

ain't putting up with it, Kenton. We don't

9:53

need people like that in here. Like what?

9:55

Bullies. Brad's not a

9:57

bully. I will not be intimidated. Not by

9:59

George. toward your Brad or Tracey and Emma for

10:01

that matter. Is this really about

10:03

them? Sorry? Look,

10:06

what happened a few weeks back was traumatic for all

10:08

of us. You know how terrible I was

10:10

feeling. I do. Yeah, but thankfully I've

10:13

been able to get past it. You're still recovering.

10:15

And the more time that passes since, well,

10:19

the more I feel life returning to normal. We've

10:22

got to remember that. It was just a

10:24

one-off. It's not like we're under any threat.

10:26

You reckon? So, surely it's time

10:28

to move on. We're

10:31

not so much. We should focus on the fact that

10:33

things are pretty much how they were before. You know,

10:36

we're both back at the ball, surrounded by customers we

10:38

know and staff we trust. And

10:40

we, I mean, you have

10:42

got this brilliant event planned for

10:44

Sunday. Right. There's really

10:46

no point in alienating anyone. And I

10:48

don't mean just George and Brad. Tracey

10:51

and Emma were fuming. Oh, they

10:54

need to teach their kids some manners. Having

10:57

said all that, I certainly don't want you to

10:59

ever feel walked over. So, how about this?

11:02

If Brad and George apologise, would you be

11:04

prepared to let it go? They'd

11:06

have to mean it. Yeah, absolutely. What

11:09

do you say? If you say

11:11

so, boss. Hey, that's more like my

11:13

jolene. You're

11:21

going to tell me how you got on, then? Can I

11:23

have some free cake? Oh, George. What? Tell

11:26

me about that filming you did this morning. With

11:28

Uncle Chris, you mean? Well, you don't sound

11:31

very happy, eh? He was

11:33

that nervous. Did he clam up on camera? No.

11:36

Once he got into the swing of it, he was fine. I

11:39

already uploaded the video. And is it

11:41

getting any attention? Yes. So

11:43

what's the problem? All my followers are

11:45

talking about is how fitting Hans and the Farrier

11:47

is. Oh, I see. Nothing about me. And

11:50

with Chris's it, then? It's not funny, mum. Me

11:52

and Borrow Bee should be the focus. Yes, let's

11:54

stick another video up. First, I'm going to take

11:56

Chris's down. I want to play. George. What a

11:58

waste of the morning. Listen, I

12:01

reckon I can cheer you up. Free cake. Better

12:03

than that. Kenton sent me a

12:05

text saying, Jolene's agreed to let you and

12:07

Brad back in the ball. Really? Yeah,

12:10

only there's one condition. What? She

12:13

wants an apology. In that case, she can whistle.

12:15

George. Well, tell her it's her that she'd be

12:17

apologizing to us. Look, I know Jolene went

12:19

over the top. Oh, no kidding. I want you

12:21

to swallow your pride, George. What sort of advice is

12:23

that? Well, I've had to. Well, then you're a loser. Hey,

12:26

let's have the lip. Let's just put

12:29

this to bed, George. That means being the

12:31

bigger person. Why should I? Because

12:33

you don't need more bad press, George. You're

12:36

getting on really well at

12:38

Bridge Farm. I think all the

12:40

stuff you're doing online with Bartleby is great. It

12:43

shows people around here. You've got

12:45

some initiative. Well, I don't care what

12:47

people think. Well, I do. So you apologize. You

12:49

don't do this, George. I swear. OK,

12:54

so your phone contract. You what? Yeah,

12:56

I mean it. No apologies. No

12:58

phones. You can't do that. Watch me. Mom, I

13:00

need my phone. I can't make my videos without

13:02

you. Well, there's only one thing to do then.

13:05

Say sorry to Jolene.

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