Imagine if a "This Old House" marathon was interrupted by a quick orgy in front of a golden baby cow before repeating the episodes you already watched. That's the last part of Exodus. Music by: Purple Planet

S1E11 Exodus 21-30

Aug 27th, 2020 44m 10s

Interior design! Fashion design! Cooking advice! Blood Cult? No, this isn't the new, edgier Queer Eye. It's just God's terrible DIY and Lifestyle blog.Music by Purple Planet

S1E10 Exodus 11-20

Aug 19th, 2020 44m 43s

Moses and his crew finally leave Egypt after 430 years. Imagine the world's worst road trip with no snacks, no water, and no idea when you're arriving. Also, we're pretty sure there's a volcano.Music by Purple Planet

S1E9 Exodus 1-10

Jul 28th, 2020 39m 38s

We all know the story of Moses and the Plagues. But do you remember the part where God tried to murder Moses and Zipporah rubbed a bloody foreskin on Moses' feet? Yeah. We didn't either.We're starting Exodus today, and it gets real weird real f

S1E8 Genesis 44-50

Jul 16th, 2020 36m 8s

If your life goal is to insult all of your children one by one on your deathbed, the end of Genesis is the story for you.This week, we wrap up the first book of the Bible with humor, confusion, and a random serious moment about how Krystal beca

S1E7 Genesis 33-43

Jun 30th, 2020 33m 13s

It's extreme makeover, Genesis edition! That's right, we finish Jacob's story and move on to Joseph and his glow-up!Music by: Purple PlanetContent Warning for: Discussions of rape, slavery, and abuse.

S1E6 Genesis 21-32

Jun 23rd, 2020 29m 54s

Jealous wives, manipulative brothers, and a homoerotic wrestling match. Sounds like daytime soaps, but it's really just the Old Testament.Warning: this episode covers issues of rape, denial of bodily autonomy, and slavery. Music by Purple Plane

S1E5 Genesis 10-20

Jun 16th, 2020 27m 5s

Father Abraham had many sons, but he also profited off of letting his wife become a king's concubine--TWICE. This episode has it all: war, incest, slavery, GILFs, and lots of penis talk.Music by Purple Planet

S1E4 Genesis 6-9

Jun 9th, 2020 23m 11s

You're in for a ride...a boat ride! Today we're covering the story of Noah. And things get really weird.

S1E3 Genesis 4&5

May 26th, 2020 25m 20s

We're pretty sure the story of Cain and Abel would be better if it was a murder mystery. Join us for the story of Adam and Eve's descendants.Music by Purple Planet

S1E2 Genesis Chapters 2&3

May 19th, 2020 23m 22s

Is God a narcissist, a creeper, or both? This is the story of the creation and fall of Adam and Eve. Also, everything you know about the serpent is wrong.Music by Purple Planet

S1E1 Genesis Chapter 1

May 14th, 2020 15m 53s

We're diving in with the creation of the world. We discuss whether or not God is really omnipotent according to this story and compare this creation myth to some others.