THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train drinks Four Loko during the show - we give tips on the best way to photoshoot your wiener if you are going to send pictures to your lover - drunken ramblings during podcast due to alcohol (sorry) - penis size charts

Awesome Train #054

Nov 2nd, 2010 43m 5s

THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train takes the kids to a inappropriate haunted house - Taylor Swift has made her fortunes being a slut and writing about guys she banged who left her - we "bear down to push something large out of a small hole" - and som

Awesome Train #053

Sep 13th, 2010 59m 7s

THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train has a full-on, double rainbow after school special discussion on the house of ill repute, "ye old strip club". All we can say, is "Listen buddy, I got a nice set of t&a at home to keep me satisfied". And some random

Awesome Train #052

Sep 1st, 2010 48m 15s

THIS WEEK, a guy gets pulled over marinating his cat (alive) in his trunk - Louise asserts her estrogen on the show by sharing her banana-chocolate chip muffin recipe - we try out the Harry Popper® brand condom - get some blisters on our mouth

Awesome Train #051.3

Aug 25th, 2010 36m 12s

SHOW 51.3, and Louise 69's the ER - Jonathan slugs through another family get together - the 5 layers of chicken skin new KFC Skinwich - and new music.

Awesome Train #051.2

Aug 24th, 2010 17m

SHOW 51.2, and we are wondering if we got screwed at our neighbors garage sale - we hate Wolfman and Bounty Hunter (but love Scott Pilgrim) - Louise makes a Death Muffin - and new music.

Awesome Train #051.1

Aug 23rd, 2010 12m 10s

THIS WEEK we're shaking it up, doing one new topic every night of the week. Short and sweet and new everyday! Tonight Louise sounds off about anything bi-lingual - Jonathan questions GPS dong trackers - and of course some new music.

Awesome Train #050

Aug 11th, 2010 45m 54s

THIS WEEK, we celebrate the triumphant show #50! Special guest stars Samuel L. Jackson and center square Shadoe Stevens stop by - we hide the kids and wives per Antoine Dodson's instructions - Louise rambles out a mouse catchin' story - and mor

Awesome Train #049

Aug 4th, 2010 52m 56s

THIS WEEK, we ponder getting superpowers in exchange for being affectionate with our parents - we vet Basil Marceaux's platform for Tennessee Governor - vacation stories - we try getting high off of mp3's - and more news and music.

Awesome Train #048

Jul 2nd, 2010 48m 53s

THIS WEEK, General Grievous masks takes on the wiener pullers of Chatroulette - we find the S. African rape condom, or as Louise calls it "a can of mace in your crotch" - we teach neighborhood dogs some obedience - should your kid have a Facebo

Awesome Train #047

Jun 8th, 2010 46m 13s

What the WHAT!? The Awesome Train lives? Hellz yes it does, welcome back.THIS WEEK, we're GoGurtin' at work - inappropriately attracting men with our wine cooler drinking skills - joining our high schools wolf pack clique - covering our butt c

Awesome Train #046

Apr 7th, 2010 49m 30s

THIS WEEK, we're bustin' caps in home invasions - poop in (what we thought was) our girlfriends car - Greg breaks out his coke eyes for the ladies of speed dating - drop the low note singing the ABC's - and more news and music.

Awesome Train #045

Apr 4th, 2010 59m

THIS WEEK, we're back with a EXPLOSIVE show. We question the best way to ruin the Easter Bunny myth for the kids - acknowledge that Justin Bieber looks like a butch lesbian - a GuyTalk topic gets "flambasted" - cut our vag while driving with ou

Awesome Train #044

Mar 3rd, 2010 49m 34s

THIS WEEK, we get indecent proposals from belly scratchers - put up some towel curtains in the bachelor pad (for the ladies) - Steven Seagal is the biggest 'Steven' celebrity Louise knows - booze it up with a chimp and go to rehab - and more ne

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