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5:15

that's the kicker. So can you tell me about

5:17

Florida? Okay. Okay. So I

5:20

was able to achieve something that

5:22

I never thought that I was able to achieve.

5:24

I went to so I

5:26

I go on Instagram a while ago

5:28

to

5:28

for my favorite Ukrainian

5:30

singer, Switland a la padte. So

5:32

her name is Loboda. That's

5:34

how you say it, L0B0DA but you say it, La

5:36

Bada. And it's just so Spedlana

5:40

La Bada. She's Ukrainian. She's singed in

5:42

Russian. I've been listening to her for the past, I don't

5:44

know, five years or something. This is a big moment for

5:46

you. Huge moment, but here's the kicker.

5:48

She announced an American tour.

5:50

Miami, New York, LA,

5:54

San

5:54

Francisco, where do you think she we are when

5:56

she's in LA? Poland. We

5:59

I couldn't go to is ironically much closer

6:01

to where she's from. I know. I know. I know. I

6:03

couldn't go to I couldn't go to any of the other dates

6:05

because we're on tour. This was the only date Miami

6:07

that I could go to. So I when

6:10

we were in DC, I got a VIP

6:12

table. And

6:14

then I was like, I'm not gonna go alone. I would have

6:16

gone alone, but since it was so close to the

6:18

tour, I was like, okay,

6:19

Ethan and I will go, and then we we needed four

6:22

people for the VIP table. Well, can I

6:24

ask, do you know a single person besides you

6:26

who likes this person? Like, Did you have anybody

6:28

were like, oh, here's my friend who likes this

6:30

artist. However, Andrew

6:32

and Eden are both ruthlessly and

6:34

mercilessly subjected to hearing her music

6:36

in the studio every day. So

6:38

they're they know they actually were singing

6:40

along, but they were like, They're

6:43

learning. Hi

6:45

there. Like Andrew knew the words. Just

6:47

not with the people speak Russian.

6:50

Yeah. Yeah. So she stings all of her most of

6:52

her songs in Russian. Okay. She has

6:54

a few recently, she has a few Ukrainian

6:56

heads. She was actually the Ukrainian entry for

6:58

Eurovision in two thousand and eight, I think,

7:00

in our English language song, which was

7:02

You

7:03

know? I think we're doing our

7:05

venue in Warsaw. By the way, you can come see us

7:07

in Poland. Yeah. our venue and Warsaw, I

7:09

believe, we switched venues because it's because

7:11

of the Ukrainian refugees. Yeah.

7:13

Yeah. So, anyways, it it was

7:15

It

7:16

was we got the tickets. It was for a

7:18

in a casino in Hollendale

7:21

Beach, Florida just We

7:23

were the fuck is that? North of Miami.

7:26

Miami Beach. So it's it was, like, thirty

7:28

minutes from South Beach. Mhmm.

7:30

And oh, girl. Girl.

7:32

Girl. It was I mean, but

7:34

first of all, we went to piece. It was me, Ethan,

7:36

Andrew, and Ethan.

7:38

So I saw that saltwater doucheying right

7:40

up your position. Stand

7:42

in the deck. Oh, honey.

7:44

Like, I forgot going to the beach. When you

7:46

really get all good and juicy down on the beach like

7:48

that, it gets everywhere. It's

7:50

like the city gets everywhere. the

7:52

salt in the eyes, salt in the

7:54

face, in the mouth. Snow on the beach,

7:57

salt in the dick hole, exfoliating

7:59

your your your what's going

8:02

sour. It was so intense, but it was so

8:04

fun. Warm water. Warm water. Warm

8:06

water. Well, can we be honest? Like, when we

8:08

when the whole world should Talks Florida.

8:10

No. I am. is

8:12

the the nice surface. It's

8:14

got architecture. It's got Cubans.

8:16

It's got people. Huge Russian diaspora,

8:18

apparently. Great outdoor mall. Lovely.

8:21

It was so the the sport

8:23

of king's theater at the

8:25

Gulfstream Casino, was

8:27

lit. They had one of those Christmas trees that lit

8:29

up all different colors and synchronized music

8:31

almost cried. And what's the

8:33

name of it? Is it score? Twist.

8:36

Twenty deaths in South Beach. Twist

8:38

was fierce. I worked at SCOR once, and

8:40

that's where I met rubber and and

8:42

Liza. Now where's that? this Limbong

8:44

River. Is in I think it was in Miami, probably.

8:46

Miami. Okay. Yes. So this is Fort Lauderdale.

8:48

Lovely. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. That's

8:50

where my Uncle's former

8:53

boyfriend tried to show me his penis. Thank

8:55

you very much. I probably should have

8:57

said that. I went to Fort Lauderdale. because

9:00

I won a trip on Drag Race. Oh, yeah.

9:02

And I went there one Did you run three days? How did

9:04

you love it? Yeah. I mean,

9:06

Did you go to the the annuity resort? I

9:08

just would never choose to go to Florida.

9:12

Like, not for vacation, not for anything because it's

9:14

just it's LA but humid.

9:16

Like, we have we have we have we have we have we

9:18

have we have we have eighty two at night in

9:20

ninety percent humidity. It didn't raise, like,

9:22

with her hair, she was, like, I'm in hell. I

9:24

don't know how the drag queens. you know Florida,

9:26

I feel like I think of a lot of the naked

9:28

girls. It's not fashion It's survival. Yeah.

9:30

It's survival. It's by necessity. Even the girls without

9:33

perhaps the most So, like,

9:35

the girls who don't

9:37

quite serve the body are, like, all gal. I'm gonna

9:39

put on the necklace. Yeah. I'm a whip my cock

9:42

out. Yeah. Am I take my shoes off? and

9:44

get my forty dollars. Florida is where

9:46

I have seen drag queens with no

9:48

clothes or no shoes on. Mattel Well,

9:50

it's a it's a it's a different set of

9:52

policies down there. Ben and I wear certain bar once with a

9:54

bartender, we leaned over and gave us money to go

9:56

give the girl because she was completely naked

9:58

with no shoes on and there was no tipping going

10:00

on. I was just sure she was in

10:02

the lineup. or was she I said

10:04

she this feels like an

10:06

unhappy like, yeah. You could intervene

10:08

and they it was a show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

10:10

And, you know, during a drag show, you do want the

10:12

audience to feel secure -- Yeah. -- that it's

10:14

a show -- And not sex trafficking.

10:17

Yeah. -- out of farm to table sex trafficking,

10:19

you know, skew. But

10:21

we went down south beach the night the night

10:23

we got there went to twist. Twist

10:25

was fierce. twisted the gay bar?

10:27

Uh-huh. No cover then. No cover

10:29

Tuesday night. We went in there. Lance.

10:32

Oh, we dance? We danced. And

10:34

then Do you like to dance? I

10:36

do in the certain in the

10:38

certain set of circumstances if, like, it's, you

10:40

know, whoa, if it's, like, music I like,

10:42

which has never played it at any bar. older

10:44

I get, the more now when I'm at a gay bar,

10:46

I'm actually like, why are we dancing? What's

10:48

good dance? Yeah. That's not In my

10:50

twenties, I never felt that way. And

10:52

now post COVID, I'm like, Yeah. Well, I'm already uncomfortable.

10:54

I might as well go and join us. I thought,

10:56

look uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But

10:58

they had all these different rooms, and most

11:00

importantly, smoking areas all throughout.

11:02

Oh, because it's like half a door, half a. Yes.

11:04

Like four different rooms. I'll say this, both

11:06

Florida because it's hot and

11:08

putrid today. air conditioning

11:11

is water. They don't play

11:13

around because, like, Texas. Yes. Because

11:15

it is like it's like, oh, they

11:17

if the desert has water pumped in --

11:19

Mhmm. -- because they need water survive. Yeah. It's that

11:22

vibe. It's not like these fucking

11:24

these, you know, other these variable climates

11:26

where it's like, oh, you know. Yeah. No.

11:28

No. No. No. No. When a heat wave comes, they

11:30

know what time it is. Absolutely. I

11:33

mean, Dallas, shit like that. You walk

11:35

in and they have long thin

11:37

air con things above the door. So when

11:39

you open door. You're blasted with

11:41

freezer air and you're like, I'm never going home. Also,

11:43

the level of the restaurants and malls, strip malls

11:45

have those the mistsies, those

11:47

cold mists, but those mists have

11:49

to like. stop from jerking off because it's so

11:51

so fierce. Yeah. They have those in

11:53

Palm Springs. Yes. Yeah. In the

11:55

motel, we have central air in

11:57

addition to in room units.

11:59

So you

12:00

will never be left hot at

12:02

the trixie motel. By the way, teasing

12:04

ahead, we have at the motel

12:06

episode we're gonna do. Oh,

12:07

yes, we do. There's gonna be yes there while we're

12:10

there. That's fine. And we're gonna be probably by

12:12

the pool side, like Can you guys quiet Yeah.

12:14

Shut up. Well, it'll be, like, we should you

12:16

should charge extra that day.

12:18

Maybe I think we should charge. Yeah. We can ask

12:20

while they're there. Yeah. two five dollars. Can

12:22

handle yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now I have more questions. Hold on.

12:24

Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. Be before that, so we went

12:26

to twist and then on this

12:28

gorgeous dry queen

12:30

walks by tall black

12:32

braids down her ankles.

12:35

Braids down her ankles. I was like, I

12:37

was like, That looks Ebony XL that

12:39

I know from Boston, circuit

12:42

twenty ten. And

12:44

sure enough, it was. She was doing a show there at

12:46

one o'clock. I went over and introduced Mattel. And

12:48

I had known her from way before Drag Race.

12:50

Ebony XL. Ebony XL. Great

12:52

name. Yeah. Super super

12:55

talented, crazy dancer. She looks

12:57

like she looks like

12:59

kinda like Grace Jones' daughter. It's

13:01

super glamorous. It has an aged in

13:03

twenty years. I don't know how, but she

13:06

didn't recognize me at first, then she's I was just like, oh

13:08

my god. Gotcha. Gotcha. And then she goes to the

13:10

bartender. This is Kachi from Drag Race. The bartender

13:12

was like, Who cares?

13:14

Literally, he was like a lady from the sturdy

13:16

rock. Who cares?

13:18

And it was so it was so great. You know

13:20

who's the ultimate culprit of not knowing who we are, which

13:22

is totally fine.

13:23

security at gay bars. But

13:25

security is the number one on employee who's,

13:27

like, who? They I don't believe you.

13:29

Why why yeah, Julia Roberts to

13:31

George Clooney, that the only two people I know.

13:33

Yeah. Yeah. But okay. So, we

13:35

go to the sport of king's casino

13:39

at How many seats is it? Well,

13:41

it was like an it was like a night club. It was

13:43

kind of like Royal in Boston. It's a little bit

13:45

smaller. Oh, okay. Okay. But tons of

13:48

tables tells the VIP tables --

13:50

Okay. -- whack it. A small

13:52

kind of pit area. And

13:54

mama, the real

13:56

show was going on Offstage.

13:58

Well, first of all, we were early

13:59

appearances in the audience for that.

14:01

Besides you, well, me,

14:04

my party of four were the only

14:06

non Russian speaking people. Absolutely.

14:08

Oh, besides Jonathan Chubin, who's

14:10

this food god, I've never heard of him.

14:12

But you know, I don't know him. But

14:14

Andrew and Ethan and he didn't seem to know who

14:16

he was.

14:16

Anyways, Go

14:18

in there. Well, first of all, I see her I see

14:20

her rehearsing. At seven o'clock, shows

14:22

a date. So I I from outside, I see

14:24

her rehearsing with Cairnes, with dancers. So I'm like, oh

14:26

my god. This I was so excited. You're like,

14:28

this is gonna be turned. I was like, because I was

14:30

expecting the bottom of the

14:32

barrel. You never know. You never know. You

14:34

never know. Yeah. The bottom of the barrel. She could either

14:36

give you, like, circuit du Soleil or just,

14:38

like, you know, mudtwo stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

14:40

Yeah. Yeah. But so that

14:42

was promising we get in there, show

14:44

one hour late, we buy have to buy a two hundred

14:47

dollar bottle of champagne, which was the

14:49

cheapest thing on the menu. How

14:50

about a eight hundred dollar bottle of dom

14:53

perignon? I mean, listen,

14:55

I know from there was a time where I was

14:57

getting offered a certain DJ gig at a

14:59

certain hotel

15:01

and a certain Las Vegas. And

15:03

the base pay for things in those environments

15:06

is very low. Yeah. But if you're

15:08

somebody who sells a

15:10

lot of bottles and tables, the

15:12

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15:15

like like, to the power of

15:17

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15:21

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15:23

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slash bald. I mean, it was like

18:42

people were just wandering

18:44

in at

18:45

their leisure. But were they all like you? Were they

18:47

were like, I can't believe I'm gonna get to see

18:49

her? Absolutely. Absolutely not. No.

18:51

No. They were they were it was

18:54

everybody was surged. I

18:56

mean, every single person had a nose

18:58

job. Every single person had,

19:00

like, It was like the ratio of to women the women to men

19:02

was at least twelve to one.

19:04

Russian people? All Russian speaking people. Look

19:06

at our various, you know, Ukrainian whatever.

19:08

Mattel former Soviet republics. It

19:11

was probably, like, like, immigration

19:14

or first, like yeah. They're all

19:16

living. The huge population Miami.

19:18

Huge population everywhere, really. Oh.

19:20

New York, LA. You know, Santa Monica

19:22

and Fairfax is like little Russia in LA. And

19:24

now I I don't wanna generalize, but was it

19:27

giving, like, lot of

19:28

makeup,

19:29

designer label clothing, you

19:32

can generalize. Yeah. Because it

19:34

was like because the rush gals used to shop

19:36

at the makeup counters, they would come in. Sweet. I

19:39

wish I could show you this one

19:41

man. This various

19:43

levels of of of, like, of

19:45

sophistication to just, like, hi. Yeah.

19:47

Yeah. Yeah. This one girl had I

19:50

mean, she looked like me if I had to

19:52

get ready, like, if I had three hours to

19:54

get ready just to do my eyes. Oh, so it's not always

19:57

good. No. No. No. This girl had she

19:59

gave Trisha Peidus as a drag

20:01

makeover. She had crunchy, bleach

20:04

blonde hair, a loaf, and then

20:06

pin straight extensions that went down to

20:08

the waist. Alaska? Yeah. Yes. It was I

20:11

was like, because I was just finished telling

20:13

that that my party was like, I should not I'm

20:15

so glad it didn't come in drag because I would have been

20:17

ogled and and ridiculed. but

20:19

then I saw her and I was like, well, maybe not. because she was

20:21

giving very, like, third time in

20:24

drag, but she was a woman. Anyways,

20:27

so many tall girls,

20:29

skin TED

20:32

boots.

20:33

like Like, eating

20:34

disorder boots. Oh, you know, this month. This

20:36

is, like, girls with the reconcile. The

20:39

boys, the guys with it's like an old man and hot

20:41

young girl. Yes. because

20:43

I'm imagining that it's, like, bottle service

20:45

girls -- Yeah. -- and, like, mafia people.

20:48

Well, they weren't they weren't dressed up. They were

20:50

very it was Mafia Caj, like biz cash mafia

20:52

guys. Just like -- Oh, it's gonna be

20:54

derpy. -- is it like the Russian hooker

20:56

dresses in LA? Yeah.

20:58

I mean, one girl, this is, like, there

21:01

was lot of tall girls, a lot of tall

21:03

girls, like, plucked from, you know, there was

21:05

a one girl was in a hot

21:07

pink ostrich feather

21:10

suit with pants. Like

21:12

ostrich feathers poking out. It

21:14

looked disgusting. But she

21:16

probably thought it was real. She thought it was fierce. And then

21:18

another girl was in, like, a head

21:20

to toe Chanel. So

21:22

gorgeous. Another girl was in this fucking.

21:24

So they're really giving colors and

21:26

levels. They're really giving levels and

21:28

great gradients of all

21:30

solutions that show up good. Oh, no. No.

21:32

Some people looked spectacular, and

21:34

then we get to the main event.

21:37

Now

21:38

it was called it was built

21:40

as the charity concert. And

21:43

if I understood

21:43

every word she said, I mean, she basically read Mobi

21:45

Dick throughout the night. She said, so much to

21:47

do with so much pattern between you and you were saying to hear her talk.

21:49

Was she was she funny? Well, I could not

21:52

understand about eighty percent of which

21:54

she was saying to me because she was all

21:56

in Russian. Oh, wow. The only thing she

21:58

said that day was on her

21:59

Instagram, hello yesterday. I'm so

22:02

excited to be here. That

22:03

was it. everything else was in Russian. But it was a

22:05

lot it was a lot of monologues about Ukraine, a lot of

22:07

monologues about women, about

22:10

certain things. Like, I could get pieces and pieces,

22:12

but with the table depending on you and

22:14

you're like, I learned my Russian from her

22:16

songs. So until she starts singing it out. I

22:18

know. I mean, I was I was screaming all the

22:20

lyrics and stuff. I I sat down for one song because I didn't

22:22

like it, but it was it was

22:25

interesting. This fucking yellow suit

22:27

bitch, this yellow a

22:30

fucking suit. Now I took footage. If you're watching

22:32

the pod, we can show it on YouTube. Let's show it.

22:34

Yeah. We'll show it. Here, take a

22:36

look.

22:36

She wore this so she has a

22:38

long one here. she wore this wig that I

22:40

would wear.

22:40

It it really looked like a wig. It it was

22:42

a wig. It was it was a center

22:45

part dark rooted kind

22:47

of like a wavy shoulder

22:49

length, full haired wig. I was like, Mary,

22:51

what are you doing? It was just very

22:54

biz cash. Yeah. She's forty.

22:56

She's just turned forty.

22:57

But, like,

22:59

in her previous concerts

23:01

and performances, she plays stadiums in

23:03

in some of these you know, Russian Russian publishing. She's

23:05

really famous. Well, she's got seven million

23:08

Instagram followers. She's got

23:10

I don't know what her record sales are. I have

23:13

no idea. but she's very famous, not with young folks, more

23:15

with millennials and older generations. But

23:17

Well, it's like Indian celebrities, for example. India

23:19

is such a big country. Yeah. You can

23:22

have so many followers -- Right. -- and then be famous,

23:24

not a lot of other places. But that's the truth

23:26

about any other international act. And they to

23:28

break into the American or the English speaking markets

23:31

is impossible. you know, but right

23:33

Russia, I mean, former Soviet Russian

23:35

speaking countries are many and numerous

23:37

-- Yeah. -- including the

23:39

Russians in America. including

23:42

what? Like Russian speakers in America, like

23:44

you said, tons of them. tons of

23:46

them. So much so that many artists can enjoy

23:48

like a pretty extensive tour of the United

23:51

States. I went to one in Boston, this the most famous

23:53

singer, packed the

23:55

the place we were at. Most of the Russian people

23:58

I've met are in the service industry. Like, when I worked in

23:59

Piedmont, they would also be there in the summer, doing

24:02

a summer of, like, serving. And there are, like, a lot of

24:04

Bulgarians too and, like bulbareans.

24:07

And then I mean, it's stereotypical, but drivers.

24:09

Like, you and I were in a car once, and you were

24:11

doing your duolingo, and that driver was

24:13

helping you with your rush of a Russian driver.

24:15

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were, like, I forget

24:17

what phrases you were saying, and he kept looking in the

24:19

merit you. And then eventually, he started correcting your

24:21

pronunciation. He was like, why are you learning Russian?

24:23

Yeah. Just like for fun. Well, that's that's always

24:25

the thing was like, as I'm

24:27

learning Russian, like, why? It's either

24:29

they're, like, either you have a girlfriend or you're

24:31

going there for, like, for work. Those

24:33

are the only two reasons. I watched a lot of YouTube

24:35

This is so click baity, but I'm so

24:37

susceptible to anything like this. Okay. Where it's,

24:39

like, a guy who speaks white

24:41

guy who speaks perfect Mandarin

24:43

surprises the staff at Adelie.

24:45

Uh-huh. And he'll go in

24:46

and he'll order in Mandarin and their face

24:48

is always like, yeah. They're

24:51

like, why do you know this? And he's like, oh, I learned it with

24:53

my girlfriend, and they're like, oh my god. And

24:55

they're always in the videos super

24:58

appreciative. Yeah. They're you learning this non

25:00

essential. Well, that's funny because I was I did the

25:02

same thing that Darren went into my

25:05

was

25:06

it that it must have been a kung fu store and he said,

25:09

Did you

25:11

really?

25:11

No. I'm not a kung fu store, but But what's

25:14

kung store. I don't think there are there any, but but that's I speak a little

25:16

mandarin. That's great.

25:18

What does that mean? I

25:20

speak a little mandarin. Oh. Yeah. But then

25:22

and then they go. They go.

25:24

Shacey. No. I don't know. No. Well,

25:26

you know I got the you know when I'm in Montreal, I

25:28

try to get fears, and they go Oh, really nice

25:31

nice thing. in. Nice French. Nice French. Good

25:33

number. You want a baguette? Yeah.

25:36

Bapes. Wait. Wait. Okay. Great. So

25:38

the the forty

25:40

five minutes of a fashion show.

25:42

And I'm I'm falling asleep because it's, like,

25:44

we were But no fashion all day. She the

25:46

dance has changed. The dancers changed. They were in their

25:48

work the world season one

25:51

costumes twenty five

25:54

times. And, actually, there's

25:56

only body suits and stuff. Body

25:58

suits, a sheer coats that were

25:59

removed, pony Giga gun pony tails of

26:02

the Jack a key variety. And

26:04

at one point during the end, there was

26:06

a strap. The two straps on one of the dancers

26:08

costume broke, and we could see full

26:11

nipples. for five minutes. Good for her though

26:13

you gotta keep going. Oh, and she was

26:16

a pro. You could tell

26:18

I could sort of sense that she

26:20

knew when she was a little uncomfortable. Decorio did not

26:22

say that. She was she was

26:24

fabulous and funny enough. Some

26:26

of those answers there were for them

26:28

We're doing very different dances at certain points

26:30

during the evening. It was -- Gotcha. -- it

26:33

was not the most big time. She

26:35

would have she would have pages pages

26:37

of notes. Yeah. But that fucking yellow

26:40

suit, I understand that the

26:42

Ukrainian colors and her patriotism and

26:44

her and her hometown was

26:46

fucking destroyed. You know, like, She is it's really

26:48

tough for a Ukrainian artist who is

26:50

travels around Russia and has lived in Russia and

26:52

she lives in Europe now, but

26:55

to to continue

26:56

your career and and

26:58

it

26:58

should vary, like, involved and do pop

27:00

and not be eighteen. Right. Right. Right.

27:02

And she's just hard for anyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

27:04

Exactly. Right? And she's like but it was like

27:06

highly monogue. Imagine if highly monogue imagine if fucking

27:09

Australia was like under a

27:11

siege or something from Britain. Mhmm. And highly

27:13

monogue, you can't just be like, you

27:14

know, two hard

27:16

beat in together, you know, you gotta kinda

27:18

like, I love Carly Manoj's fucking

27:20

due too. I fucking due too.

27:22

It's

27:22

just such a common conversation to have with

27:25

Australian people when they're like,

27:26

it's kinda

27:27

big in America. And anybody

27:28

the taste goes, as big as she

27:30

should be. Yeah. No. shit. It's

27:32

a fucking crime. Your songs are

27:35

so timeless. Oh, she's so second

27:37

for her music. I'm such a

27:39

everyday concert. I cried. Girl. It's

27:42

amazing. All the lovers. All the loved

27:44

ones. Yes. London.

27:46

I love you. Take your turn on my

27:48

head. mean, that's on the plate. The boilerplate? Yeah.

27:50

I love that second. On the one.

27:53

Yeah. It's just so fierce. So fierce. But so wait.

27:55

Wait. Wait. Anyways, Hold on. I'm not done

27:57

with my trauma about the yellow

28:00

suit. So PTSD rage in

28:02

female trauma. So the the band comes

28:04

out so excited hour late, whatever, no

28:06

opener. But they they start in late. The

28:08

show starts in hour late. The show was at eight.

28:10

She the band comes out at nine.

28:12

Mary, I've been there since seven. Clock has taken

28:14

his humid. And, you

28:16

know, you would have left for anyone else by

28:18

then. By

28:19

the way,

28:20

I shouldn't known

28:21

better. III don't go to enough concerts to

28:23

know that time is is the

28:25

elusive, you know, the elusive Shawn two comes out in

28:27

her own but it was eight to eleven, so

28:29

I figured, okay, probably nine to eleven anyways.

28:32

the band comes out, they start playing something and I'm like,

28:34

this is a little more rock vibe and I was like, if

28:37

there's a fucking opener, because

28:39

somebody was on a microphone is like, I am not gonna sit through

28:41

a Mattel a vocal led

28:44

opener for twenty minutes. So

28:46

then she comes out and I'm like, What's

28:48

that? What's it?

28:50

What's

28:50

that? Yo. What you got there

28:52

good? What you what you got down there? Lady, what's

28:54

what's that thrill about? And it was

28:56

a suit of let's just say,

28:59

begged to be revealed into something. she

29:02

Zamo? Well, Zara. but

29:04

hate genam, picked up a men's suit, a

29:06

plus size men's then forego of

29:08

a fitting? Yeah. She had a

29:10

very form fitting of what I'm assuming to be like

29:12

a bodysuit, blue bodysuit. Listen, yellow and

29:15

blue the Ukrainian coast, I get it. I get it. I

29:17

get it. and

29:17

I'm but we're not

29:18

just we're not talking about the colors. We're not

29:21

talking about the colors. Yellow is tough for a

29:23

blonde. Yellow

29:24

is tough for a blonde. I

29:26

know.

29:26

I love yellow. It

29:27

was very different though because you

29:30

do yellow sequined payouts with

29:32

bows and shit. This was

29:34

a this was a fucking the mask. Jim

29:36

Harry and the mask. It was Dick -- Yeah. --

29:38

racing in the neck. Curry in the

29:40

neck. And there were times when she would do

29:42

this thing, like, take it off the shoulders we're like, oh,

29:44

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they

29:46

put my oh, Mary

29:48

Dugan. It was maddening,

29:50

but I knew every song except one,

29:52

the first one. I don't know. I don't like it. But

29:54

It was it was

29:56

oh, the crowd.

29:58

This fucking thingy? No. They were

29:59

like a night club. It was they were

30:02

ignoring us. Yes. They were ignoring

30:04

her. Yes. There was one woman

30:06

over on the the VIP table had a three year

30:08

old child who was dancing. That was great. But

30:10

everybody, all the guys because it was like a

30:12

twelve to one ratio. The guys that who were dragged

30:14

there by their wives or girlfriends were could not

30:16

care less, and they were just on their

30:18

phone screaming. everybody's having family

30:20

reunions, drinking alcohol, having

30:23

appetizers, meats, and stuff. It was --

30:24

Why? -- chaos. But you know what

30:26

though? Don't you think

30:27

Casino Gigs in general are just a little

30:30

leps of scent leps of scent leps of scent as far as

30:32

the typical experience. Yes. But

30:34

also Marcellus me that foreign

30:36

concerts are not like in America. they're wild. Oh,

30:38

maybe the culture is more like

30:40

a a get together. It's a get together. And also if

30:42

you can think about this, like, it's a Russian

30:44

community with outside of

30:46

the country, expat, you know, people haven't seen each other for a while. Maybe they're

30:48

coming from On this one, it's a drag show where

30:50

it's like you can talk during it. I

30:52

don't know. I our drag shows are a

30:54

little bit more

30:56

That's not an invitation to talk during our shit.

30:58

No. But it was just

31:00

it was chaos and there was a ball guy right next to me and

31:02

I was trying to get my gist, but I

31:05

had a great time, but it was

31:07

she did one costume change and it just left a

31:09

little bit to be desired because it was another baggy

31:11

fucking leather suit and I was like, Mary. I've

31:13

seen your other I've seen your concerts and wait,

31:16

what is your table of non Lobada

31:19

fans think of

31:20

it? Andrew

31:21

lived. I think he cried at one point, really. Yeah.

31:23

because that was just drunk, probably. And

31:25

Ethan and I were passing over, like Yeah.

31:27

He's he's just drunk on the hat. Yeah.

31:30

Ethan, music. And you like Slabot, actually. So

31:32

it was a he's a music publisher. So

31:34

it's a oh, right. And Eden

31:36

was very con very into the fact that,

31:38

like, the dancers were out of sync. Do you

31:40

know what was she when was she singing versus not

31:43

singing? Where was the track? How much of a

31:45

track? Where she played the drums?

31:47

That's cool. Fiercely too. With

31:49

that now that the suit made sense for that, it was

31:51

like a witch moment. But,

31:53

yeah, it was a she gets down, but

31:56

damn that. Does she have a big gay following? I

31:58

would imagine. Yeah. Are you the

31:59

lesbians? Yeah. I would

32:01

imagine. I mean, no. No. No. I really don't

32:03

know actually. Not a young folks. more

32:05

like any other gay guys? A three. Maybe

32:08

her maybe her stylist. There was her stylist

32:10

that that food god guy maybe like four other ones,

32:12

but they could have just been euro trash.

32:14

It's hard to say. That's

32:17

amazing. Yeah. There was one guy who was so, like,

32:19

this body builder guy who walks

32:21

like this. That was fun.

32:23

Too bad. She you know, it's a

32:25

bummer. She could've come seen us she could've come

32:27

seen our show maybe. Do you think she knows who you

32:29

are? Well, she reposted me on her

32:31

Instagram, but I think just because I have a blue check

32:33

mark, you know, and she was reposted a lot of

32:35

other people, and she's done that in the past. But Wait. What

32:37

do you think about the blue check mark

32:39

gonna be On Twitter, it's gonna be

32:41

purchasable, flop tina.

32:43

And we just gotta get out of there. I

32:45

I honestly I don't wanna sound whatever.

32:48

What whatever. It means

32:49

something. Well, I get afraid of

32:52

expressing myself because I feel like I get raped through

32:54

the coals and I'm always scared. Elon

32:56

Musk is a fucking idiot. But, I mean,

32:58

I just feel I feel

33:00

that if you have a blue check, it's

33:02

because you're a public figure. You're a public

33:05

figure or you have some sort of

33:07

recognition because of your

33:09

position of your career

33:11

or your artistic prowess

33:13

or, like, Mattel. You're famous.

33:16

And now we're we're we're saying

33:18

that money can make your voice seem more important.

33:20

We're basically acknowledging that that's

33:22

true in the worst thing about America to with is that

33:24

money makes someone important. Yeah. And

33:26

so I think

33:27

with money will buy a blue check. Well, I think

33:29

that with they're trying to do the opposite. They're trying to

33:31

use a small amount of money

33:33

to make profit so that everybody's equalized.

33:36

So does that mean that celebrities now will

33:38

have to pay for the check? Or

33:40

can people buy a check? Both.

33:43

What is the point? Then exactly? I think he's trying

33:45

to he's trying to generate revenue

33:47

or something. Then again, I know people

33:49

who are like journalists with

33:52

dozens of followers who are

33:54

verified. So, like, really really it's not even

33:56

about No. It's about authenticity. It's about

33:58

authenticity. It's not about fame or richness.

33:59

No. No. It's not about because I know

34:02

many many many, for some reason, the porn

34:04

community has always jolted because

34:06

I know point actors with hundreds

34:08

of thousands of followers who don't have

34:10

blue check

34:12

marks. Interesting. Yeah. I'm not sure what the I'm not

34:14

sure exactly what the rubric

34:16

is, but I think we're in

34:18

the journal The journalist case would probably

34:19

be for for authenticity

34:20

them to city and and clarity

34:22

of, like, the

34:25

source is, you know. I don't want

34:27

Twitter to get mad at me because sometimes they do have to help me

34:29

with problems, but I think Twitter is the worst place

34:31

on

34:31

the Internet and I think it's really fine if

34:33

we all leave. Absolutely. It

34:36

gets really good. And I could get one to go.

34:38

That would be the one I would say, like I know. It's a

34:40

bummer because my Instagram has not been

34:42

working for the past few weeks, and so

34:44

I've been spending all that extra time on Twitter, which is not doing anything

34:46

greater for my, like, overall well-being.

34:48

It is Twitter is the worst place on the

34:50

Internet. And, like, you can curate

34:52

the experience

34:54

to your liking. No. But Twitter is

34:55

a placement for extreme reaction.

35:00

Extreme like

35:01

snap judge misinformation. Yes. It's a

35:03

crazy place on the Internet. It's the people who

35:05

hate things the most are on Twitter.

35:07

It's

35:07

probably worse. I

35:08

don't need to remember him being on Facebook. I don't do that. Yeah. I haven't done that in years though. The

35:10

only reason I still have it is because my Instagram's

35:12

linked to it and posts to it. Yeah. And

35:14

plus I know that I have, like,

35:18

Like, oh my god. Somebody I ran into somebody in Milwaukee

35:20

who was like, I branded you on Facebook. You

35:22

didn't respond. I said, what

35:23

are you from two thousand? You

35:25

know my login? because I don't It took it

35:27

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35:30

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35:32

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So So I have this wonderful fabulous

40:34

new book that. So a couple of weeks ago or

40:36

something, you were out of town.

40:38

So I when she

40:40

came to your house she came to my

40:42

house, which First of all, I

40:44

was so nervous because

40:46

my house is just gone. be like, high poor?

40:48

Well, not that just like, high

40:50

ugly because high ugly poor

40:52

house is I haven't been to it, but I've seen

40:55

because it's so beautiful. She

40:57

has incredible taste. Tastes

40:59

I love. And and she's it

41:01

talks about in the book which I had not read

41:03

because they wouldn't send it to me in advance. So that was always fun, fun to do an

41:05

interview about a book that you haven't read.

41:07

But she I did

41:09

a ton of I know who she is,

41:11

Natasha LaGero. And but before the interview,

41:14

I did a ton of research about all the

41:16

ropes in

41:18

AII watched the whole of the way,

41:21

so

41:21

funny. So funny.

41:23

It's there's three

41:25

seasons I think. It's

41:28

a a comedy show with it's

41:30

like a turn of the century

41:32

drama or

41:33

comedy that's in the style of

41:35

a reality show, So it's like down to Navi as a

41:37

reality show. Fucking. I mean, I don't

41:40

like comedy shows, to be honest. I think

41:42

I would love that. It sounds like Reno 911

41:44

Yeah. And

41:46

there's the people, Michael in black, Thomas Lenin, all those people.

41:48

It's so funny. So this.

41:50

You would love it. It's it's so

41:53

funny. I was having sex. with

41:55

my my my my man

41:58

friend on the couch and

41:59

my focus was

41:59

being pulled more and more towards

42:02

the TV. It was real that that's

42:04

not a dig on him. He's very blunt. Well, it's hard with sex because you don't want it silent

42:06

in the room, but you don't want something

42:08

that's gonna pull focus. Yeah.

42:11

This was pulling all the focus as I was trying to pull his you know what? Pull his focus.

42:13

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was so it's so

42:15

funny. So so

42:18

funny. Christina Hendrix is in it.

42:20

They got a lot of great guest stars. But,

42:22

anyways, so she came over and I

42:25

was so nervous. because my house was not in a state of

42:27

whatever. She was so nice. She was arrived right on

42:30

time a little bit a little early to be honest.

42:32

And then had

42:34

a great chat for an hour and yeah. I've been reading book and it's very

42:36

funny. She had a child when she was

42:39

forty two freezer eggs and stuff.

42:41

Yeah. Forty eight really. so

42:43

beautiful. Good for her. Yeah. She's she's really

42:46

awesome. You and I had her book come out?

42:48

Yes. Yes. We bonded over that. She I

42:50

guess what

42:52

she said. she when she got the book, she was like, I couldn't believe

42:54

how

42:54

thin it was. Thank you. That's it.

42:56

Yeah. Thank you. I was like, III

42:59

thought I wrote the Cheesecake Factory menu. I wrote

43:01

the skinnylicious menu. And that's

43:04

unfortunate. Mobi Dick was just a it turned out to be

43:06

a pamphlet. And we didn't get New York

43:08

bestseller. we did not. We surely did not. I wonder if she I don't wanna sound ungrateful or

43:10

or whatever. I wonder if she will. This comes out

43:12

November fifteenth. I wonder if she will.

43:16

I I

43:16

don't wanna sound a griffle whatever, but we already did it once. And I I

43:18

didn't I don't super care if we'd get it

43:20

twice. No. Because guess what? It's like,

43:23

But they say a gram grammy award winning artist.

43:25

New York Times bestselling author, it's just you

43:27

make it once and it's there forever. It's fine,

43:29

you know. And we're not in danger of writing a

43:31

book ever again. There's certainly no

43:34

-- Yes. -- I don't see No.

43:36

Wait. There's a There's no way.

43:38

No. When I have

43:39

to when I have to sign

43:41

paperwork I'm mad, when

43:43

I have to do a docu sign, I'm mad. Yeah. Like I

43:45

said, I have unlearned. I've just been looking at the pictures and

43:47

there aren't any, so I got through this

43:50

real quick. I just become a

43:52

literally drawing your own. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Wait. Wait.

43:54

Wait. Wait. One more thing.

43:57

my thing What

43:58

is it? We're about By the way,

44:00

we also just we're in London. We just

44:02

got here this morning. and

44:05

we start the show tomorrow at Wimbly

44:07

Arena. Wimbly Arena. You know, this

44:10

we're continuing the trend of having

44:12

a hiatus and then coming right back to one of the most important shows of our

44:14

lives with no preparation. Are we doing

44:16

that? Why are we doing that? Why

44:18

are they doing that to us? Why

44:20

are we

44:22

doing that? The last leg we started with Radio City, which

44:24

was psychotic, and this leg

44:26

we're starting with Wimbley. Yeah. Do you know what the other

44:28

problem with that

44:30

is? What? it makes you have this endorphin and, like,

44:32

rush at the top, and then you go

44:34

down to haul. Yeah. We never go to that black

44:36

pool or leaves or down to

44:38

kitchener. Yeah.

44:40

Like, well, Westfordshire to the to the five in time parking

44:42

lot. Yeah. No. My my thing is

44:44

that is this is I'm a little worried because

44:47

adopting a show the actual show to a a venue of this size

44:49

is gonna be a little challenging, and I don't know if we have enough time to do it, but

44:51

I guess we'll find out. It's gonna be fine.

44:54

It's gonna be fine. You

44:56

know why? We have

44:58

the funniest drag show and tour. We do.

45:00

And we have the best songs that we do. And we

45:02

have the best dancers and the

45:04

best fans. Yeah. and it's

45:06

great. I don't I don't get nervous at

45:08

all. This is the first stage thing

45:10

I've done where I don't never even crosses

45:12

my mind to get nervous. Yeah. Well, it never

45:14

crosses my mind that they won't like

45:16

us. Right.

45:16

I do get a little nervous, but

45:18

I

45:18

get I get, like,

45:21

I get the the pre show jitters,

45:23

whatever. Diarria? Yeah. Diarria. Yeah. Did

45:25

you say gonorrhea or diarrhea? Both.

45:27

Fofa. I shoot gonorrhea out of

45:29

my ass. I Just read I

45:31

last Monday, I had a in Columbus, Ohio. Uh-huh.

45:34

And I haven't done a

45:35

full hour fifteen

45:38

of standup Your speed

45:40

pandemic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I

45:42

was shitting bricks -- Yeah. -- all day. I was

45:44

like, oh, god. Do I even remember how to do this? I

45:46

was like looking at my material and like looking at what

45:48

songs I was gonna do. And when I'm by myself without my

45:50

band too, I played by myself. So then I

45:52

have to figure out what songs am I gonna play

45:54

by Mattel. And how am I and I'm

45:56

using my loop pedal. I don't know if you ever seen me use

45:58

my loop Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So looping my

46:00

pad a lot to think about. And I have buttons

46:02

that add harmony buttons that loop, and I have

46:04

to get the lien the loop right or they don't

46:06

work. And I have to tell

46:08

you, I have a fucking

46:10

blast. Is it a triumph? I thought honestly

46:12

it was gonna be, like, Here's me trying to

46:14

resurrect this stand up thing that I used to

46:16

do before COVID, and I got up

46:17

there. And I was like, Natalie

46:19

and I used to love this. I

46:21

was really good today. Yeah. I had a great time.

46:23

I cracked my own shit up for hours. Oh,

46:26

wonderful. For hours. How long was

46:28

the show? I went for probably like an hour twenty. Oh, that's

46:30

fabulous. But, you know, to be

46:32

honest, it was an hour fifteen. It was an hour fifteen even

46:34

better. But, you know, I I

46:36

was like, I hope I have enough to

46:38

fill it. And then by the time I started to think

46:40

that, I was getting the ten minutes upstage. That

46:42

was a I guess, love that. And you

46:44

know, if it's if the show is flying, it means it's

46:46

going well. Absolutely. When it's mama, when you're like, are we

46:48

almost halfway done? And it's been five to six

46:50

minutes running. Yeah. There were some

46:52

summers in there were some times in Pitta, where I

46:54

had maybe

46:56

people in the audience. And I'm like, well, we're here for fifty more minutes. just do

46:58

a a circle of sharing at that point.

47:00

Let's share. graph yoga.

47:02

Yeah. Yeah. People ask Dave.

47:04

Chocolate weather trail mode. Absolutely. Wait. What were you for Halloween? I

47:07

did something very unprecedented, which is

47:09

where a black dress and

47:11

a dark lip. Yes.

47:13

Did anybody recognize you? Well, I went

47:15

to Milwaukee and I did my Halloween gig there, and

47:17

I wore, like, this pink brighter Frankenstein trolled all

47:19

thing. We did that -- Yes. -- thing together.

47:21

And that was lovely, and gorgeous. And then I went to

47:24

LA because I had to do the Bule brothers

47:26

Halloween, and I put on truly

47:28

a black dress from

47:30

Asauce. Mhmm. A

47:31

black shoe? Sheared black tights.

47:34

Caddiers. Not even. Not in a dark purple

47:36

lip. Whoa. Did anybody recognize

47:38

you? No one. And I was actually a little

47:40

bit scared for that because that was my my

47:42

biggest DJ gig to date.

47:44

Mhmm. Maybe not the most people, but the

47:46

most, like, This is LA -- Yeah. -- on Halloween -- Yeah. -- and the blue laser

47:48

here, and it's I can set it up. Yeah.

47:50

And I'll let you know that I -- Yeah.

47:52

-- pick the right

47:54

song. I slammed in the right amount of,

47:56

like, Halloween sound effects where

47:58

I wasn't playing, like, spooky scary

47:59

skeletons, but I was

48:02

playing, like, viby, haunting shit -- Mhmm. -- without playing

48:04

like monster mask, like Deborah

48:06

Cox. There's a stranger in my house. That's

48:08

I Well, when I got to Boston,

48:10

because that was a seven and a nine gig, then

48:12

I could pull out some of the corny. Corny. So

48:14

then I played, like, somebody's watching me --

48:16

Oh. -- to the alert. Okay. shit like

48:19

that. I'm sorry. You know, Kids aside, that thriller

48:21

song is a BOP.

48:24

Well,

48:25

it is. It

48:27

really is. Yeah. But, you know,

48:29

not everybody thinks that he did it, and I think that's

48:31

why people still play his music. was at twist and

48:33

I was just, like, they were had the thriller and they had it on they had the Jennifer Garner

48:35

movie on. What did I do? It appeared in some Jennifer

48:37

Garner movie with Mark Russell.

48:40

It's an thirteen going on thirty. Exactly. And I thought, wow, this is just It's

48:42

an amazing song. Yeah. Now if he was a

48:44

tri guy, he would have been killed already. And

48:46

should have been. Yeah.

48:48

Thank you. Yeah. I wonder

48:50

I I think that guy's the adulterer

48:52

the tri guy, adulterer's body, his charred remains

48:54

they're still on view in the public. square

48:57

of Columbus, Ohio. Yeah. That is totally what's happening. Yeah. I gotta

48:59

show you a picture from this gig. Okay. Or I

49:01

gotta show you a picture

49:03

of something too. This

49:05

is

49:05

being Boston getting my shit at the

49:07

rail. Mhmm. Oh my god. Look, when

49:09

you see it, I saw you are

49:11

a slut. Look, that's also me. Oh, I love that. Let me show you this.

49:13

This is me up. Well, that thing you were to the signing was really

49:16

I I was it was like a tramp and

49:18

I loved it. Let's see.

49:21

a lot of effort. There's a really good video

49:23

of me thrashing on the

49:25

fucking floor. Look at me

49:27

on this table. on the tail. Oh my god.

49:29

turn crank and lit. It's the thriller, I think, too,

49:32

actually.

49:32

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's

49:34

great. Can I show you something?

49:36

I love to DJ. I love

49:38

the tour. You love the tour.

49:40

It's like a reverse orgasm.

49:44

You Yeah. That that's what it feels like. You know what that's what it

49:46

feels like? That's what my

49:47

tushy feels like because I don't know how to turn down

49:49

the water pressure. Oh, right. Yeah. I have

49:52

to go.

49:53

And even then,

49:56

pressure

49:56

washed assholes, skin on the floor --

49:58

Yeah. -- blood in the toilet. I think I'm gonna have

50:00

to dilate this tour.

50:01

because telling you have

50:04

a you're dying too? I'm in a

50:06

half too. Because listen, Dave and I have been

50:08

apart so much. I've been having so little

50:10

anal sex. it closes when I

50:12

have sex, I'm like, yeah. If you don't

50:14

use it, you lose it. Yeah. And you have to get the the

50:16

knitting needle to poke the skin that's that the

50:18

layer over the hole. I might and I used to be able

50:20

to do it. Now my unless your steak is a pesto

50:22

guava tapi. Pasto

50:24

guava tapi. A pesto guava tapi.

50:27

Like and now it's like, you know,

50:30

let's say that David and I have a very

50:32

healthy sex life -- Yeah. -- because we have been seeing

50:34

each other when we are gonna

50:36

have sex, I'm like, I used to be able to

50:38

just snap right into this and now I'm like,

50:40

oh, bottoming

50:42

his heart. I'm like, I've so

50:44

I've got the preparation thing down pretty

50:46

much. Like, I, you know, I just do

50:48

the rectum. I don't wanna get gross. Like like,

50:50

I'm not doing that climatic irrigation that all my friends are into because they're all, like, on

50:52

display at the met while they're having sex. Like,

50:55

but the but

50:57

So there's never a problem with cleanliness. It's just that god damn

50:59

it so genuine. It's it's too

51:01

darn tight. Am I hearing from one of

51:03

those people? Am I hearing from one of those

51:05

people who wears like a butt

51:07

plug for an hour before the sex. Or during

51:10

bed, in bed

51:12

time. Oh oh, before sex. Or

51:14

I've done that. I pregame so I mean, I'm not gonna

51:16

have to regain. Yeah. And then but

51:18

still I have a let me ask you this. because

51:20

also the a certain amount of pain

51:22

doesn't turn me on. It takes me out

51:24

of it. Thank you, but not one of

51:26

those games. Is this

51:26

right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Is this Does that

51:29

does that feel good to

51:31

you? No. No. I'm talking about it. Oax.

51:34

Oax. Oax. What does that

51:36

mean? The

51:36

dick going in and pounded the

51:39

drill. Yeah.

51:40

It feels good. When it's working? Yeah. What what

51:42

what is Like, when it's relaxed, when you've

51:44

used the runaround lube, when you're taking your

51:46

time, it all works. Okay.

51:49

But like I

51:49

said, when I was like, when

51:51

I'm having

51:52

sex all the time,

51:53

it's easier to

51:54

get into it. Right? But when you're having sex all

51:56

the time, harder to get. I gotta dive and take that water

51:58

ball and stick it on. I push it when you leave here. I guess, maybe

51:59

porn has given

52:00

me unrealistic expectations too because when I

52:03

see the bottoms in porn, I'm

52:06

like, am I supposed to be able to do that. I

52:08

saw a video on Twitter the other day, but the guy had four hands in him. Four

52:11

hands. Four hands.

52:14

It looked like that meme of the people, like, holding hands in a circle. Like

52:16

Trust us. There were four hands in a Trust us?

52:18

Yes. That's like a comp that's like

52:20

a weird team building exercise company.

52:23

I don't know. But I saw I saw

52:26

now this is a very this is not very

52:28

large, but this is the size of the penis

52:30

that I had than I

52:31

had, you know, whatever on

52:34

a previous leg of the story. And this

52:36

went up my butt. With the most

52:39

it took a while. It took a go Four

52:41

to six a while. It took it I mean, it

52:43

took a long while. And then go out

52:45

all the way in, That was this that was

52:47

it. If he I was like, you want him take it in and

52:49

out now? Get go to the library. Get

52:51

out of here. This is Duncan over. I couldn't

52:53

even imagine that.

52:56

And these guys are take they're getting oil drilled. They're

52:58

getting Texas team, but they are for

53:01

hours. I know. And

53:03

they're like, am I gay? I

53:05

know it's, like, Jasmine masters grow. I'm not

53:07

that gay. I don't know. I'd and I I'm

53:09

just curious, like, I know it's performant if it's porn. Do

53:11

they but what is the pleasure element of

53:13

it? I'm I'm curious. I have to

53:15

get

53:15

surgery? Anal

53:18

paralytic

53:18

paralytic or

53:19

an an

53:21

gauge my hole. That's what I guess.

53:24

I think we have to gauge our holes. Gauge our

53:26

holes. Yeah. Well, if you see us on this tour

53:28

walking funny, just know that it's because we have two

53:30

pipe bomb stubbed the brand. Because my I I have a bum hip and also

53:32

a can of coke shoved in my ass. You know what's

53:34

been feeling great for me? What? The

53:36

back. Yeah. Good.

53:38

Pain is gone. Good. I went to a chiropractor -- Yeah. -- twelve

53:40

minutes later -- Yeah. -- pain pain is

53:42

gone. Yeah. Gotta love it. Thank you so

53:45

much. We'll see you next time. My

53:47

skin looks okay. I

53:49

found a

53:50

lot of self terror, and

53:52

this is the manifest. Look,

53:54

I Yeah. Jeez. Oh, come

53:56

on.

53:56

i'm

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