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welcome back to others

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a single studios housing to say well i to the baseman

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yard all the same thing is for all the same

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thing welcome back to the this me or a grave how's it

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gonna love your shirt thank you so much novel

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up against one of my favorites as richard characters

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up there and my to another one of your adult shirts

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but i do like my or

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i hold us this was purchased because

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of my daughter's birthday party we had especially

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birthday party where they want yes i did

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she did she elmo big elmo

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fan will army a one her first words

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elmo wow before data

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of was that elmo com hand in hand so

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fucking careful about how that ah but

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and i you know got myself a lot against

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miles was a cookie monster have club

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vs we love cookies is a big cookie guys

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are and i don't know becker were

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one and if she did i forget

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and i'm sorry but ah though

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my whole thing that's what yes a whole super

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interesting story as perfect skies

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were who forwards episode i just want to again plugs

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their fix similar some snow they're

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not the kind of kind of kind i don't

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know about all that frank i'm a button

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i wanted to start today the

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story yeah i'm so

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coming close everybody that as he sounded

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like up freak so i want to start

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this mess with stores story

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of abraham as isn't trust me the same church

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and i went to

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a water park the water

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park the years dreamers

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waterpark it's like called like the wetlands or

4:13

some shit like that it at the american dream more

4:16

you enter the wetlands i went to the wetlands

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in the meadowlands i've driven by that are going

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inside yeah it's pretty fucking nuts

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like it's huge bro insane

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it's an indoor waterpark it's like the largest

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one on the fucking northern hemisphere or some

4:29

shit some whatever and said when you going to break

4:32

things down by hemisphere we were going a bit too

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for bit forgot hemispheres were thing yeah

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right now yeah we haven't heard that are we

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on the western or eastern hemisphere

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well or know the west

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is is like japan and

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while i think i think it's all like a matter

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of like subjective because it's whoever came up with

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at first when that you like you consider yourself

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the center of it the has to be an answer i believe i'm

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sure there is an answer because it was created by the whites

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are so long longitude and latitude

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easy you ever those long way the

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s and laughter danny

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latitude is like a ladder i

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i i was thinking just trying to the ladder of i think

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like i think lateral yeah

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well the that's probably the you thought

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latter well that's how i pocket passer science

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bitch don't fucking talk about me when i got ninety

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five and are signs that every other signs ever had

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but earth science ninety five or size was a bit easy

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i have to admit zero the rocks else crush on iraq

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would have three times rock move on over this us

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said it said it said it said the other sedimentary

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igneous igneous and in obviously

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the last one my favorite was your favorite one

5:37

the easiest is one of remember joey say

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the same time three two one

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do , are you going to say i'm just as safe as

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you don't know what it is i know it it as you don't know i

5:46

know what it starts with what is the start with i'm

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asking you i know what it's i know it it's i

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read as though i doubt it's roots and and one two

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three metamorphic metamorphic

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ospreys with this was the easiest

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for your demand type of minimal big rock three

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two one marvel oil tenacious

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is accepted citizen so i'm india have any

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questions any other cause i know rocks yeah

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of the other day i i what is what

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kind of rock his promise hamas

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promise know that no

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no no book a thomas is not

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a lot that you're lying no blood

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maybe it's the pronunciation is off because i know how

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to pronounce things correctly us doesn't really

6:24

solve i do not like the of the rock the people scrape

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their feet with in the bath and weren't at spa

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scott pumice year for you asking me

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what kind of rock is that

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the metamorphic know i

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will you know it's igneous joe will

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we didn't we didn't really study thought

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the all male gotcha

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gotcha gotcha just know that there are three types iraq's

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yeah i know and sprint which categories fried

6:48

whatever the one how are you obviously

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you guys went over how igneous rocks are created yeah

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by the earth yes yes

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but languages and buckley it's

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will say together it's the rapid

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cooling of magma well yeah that

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and lot of while also technically the

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answer to all of this is a god

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does which is where i was going to say that

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god made all these that god didn't and technically

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if you wanna say lava sure but

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i've been out there we go up the ladder the

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really get to got yeah i mean that's it exactly

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like everything that happens here is under your

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umbrella everything that happens on earth has undergone

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umbrella so ninety

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five and then i got

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an eye color jokes about we went

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to the brother waterpark it's fucking ridiculous

7:30

it is absolutely insane or

7:32

and the worst people in the world go to waterpark slotted

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lot of but they were bus

7:37

everywhere everywhere

7:39

man but lady but there

7:42

were but it everywhere but what i'm saying

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is it's just like it's people

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are just like fucking scenes fucking these places and waterpark

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little associates or waterpark

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it's was washed out on long island i don't

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know the last time i went there was only compounds

7:59

are places for i've never been there wow

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that was super fucking fun i think the last

8:03

one i went to was probably

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you know i didn't even to to one in like disney

8:08

or anyting i

8:10

don't know damn, it's a lot of fun,

8:12

but the people there are just fucking psychotic

8:15

and just are always running for everything even

8:17

though there's a that they don't fucking run but

8:20

the story that i'm telling for the sake of a the

8:23

episode we

8:25

were leaving it was me back and miles you run for his birthday

8:27

cute you'd you'd pay your face i

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didn't paint my face lives or i didn't

8:31

sleep was there though schreck

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reflect was there because it's a dream works

8:36

what i the schreck throw foreheads

8:38

schreck well i was that

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mean i like he didn't have that

8:42

like a guy who painted his face not at all i was

8:44

full full on stressful on shrill

8:47

on strike or walk around because like look before really

8:49

by since you picture a track or like our i cool were

8:51

walking and tracksuit what the fuck

8:53

she won't hey don't you fucking to say

8:55

i wife wanted to see schreck the at wanting a meeting

8:57

or to two different things i hate both they go

8:59

hand in hand sometimes you son of a bitch know that ah

9:02

and were passing by and like schreck

9:04

is like a fucking basically sprinting

9:06

and being held like by a handler her

9:09

and he like for has it all guys we live somewhere

9:12

like i'm sure i can they were like struck me to go

9:14

have dinner with fiona to the shit

9:16

so bad role so bad probably

9:19

and it was super hot that place but as

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we were leaving it was a photo booth if that's

9:24

what he said he said he has dinner with fiona

9:27

like do you think they pull out the hot the all know

9:29

where the big green ugly one brow

9:31

they're trying to make to make that bring out the gross one

9:33

the air now where i don't mean a so

9:35

my cards here but i'm

9:37

in the only human fiona a

9:39

little more attractive than attractive little

9:42

ogre carry on carry second half

9:44

feel as feel as as work yeah

9:46

yeah yeah you about it yeah and it

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really depends with i'm on setting

9:51

with the ogre fiona this

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all not that bad i mean know she she

9:55

got bigger than a bowl

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molasses let me tell ya year do

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the

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so i'm not saying she's

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gross but like i would

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more to be my first tried have one preference over

10:06

the other the human ah

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well as were walking out the have the photo booths

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you know the ones that print out like the fuckin you know

10:13

a stripper photos so a photo

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booth yeah

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you know the ones that are also we the

10:19

to take our photos adorable they

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get fucking printed out outside but by

10:24

the way why do that went up front about inside the

10:26

thing as a whole area privacy though

10:30

someone left their pictures in the photo booth the

10:34

miles goes to grab our pictures

10:36

out of the photo booth and it has are pictures and

10:38

he goes oh who's this and

10:40

it's a picture of a guy sorkin

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honor fuck entity higher

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am i was like what are they do what

10:50

are they don't you know there are no

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oh no are you see a substantive know

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that is know no of miles is grown up

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enough to understand what mobilize

10:58

what do with he's with when he's was low

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baby what it is this

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is the way right now that you're not wrong accident

11:05

thing about that the was very second no

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sucking ted from this and i

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wasn't like like don't use i bought it

11:12

wasn't like someone there are holding

11:14

an hour whole fucking she brought

11:16

she took one kid out then

11:19

held with both then ago and like a fucking tear

11:21

duct i got here drunk he

11:24

held the whole thing like a gun like a fusion

11:26

like he was written fired rounds off

11:29

and use i must and know with

11:31

open mouth was open mouth sucking

11:35

wire bra and miles like would go out

11:37

and becca nice are dying laughing the

11:40

average pluto or it we'd left it there browder

11:43

took a picture of it and told

11:45

everyone now that's hilarious i can't

11:47

do that as my child what

11:49

is this up and said what are they drove is what else

11:51

on i mean the story is enough for me what

11:53

it's like i always think of like the

11:56

movie like no country for old men were they

11:58

like just like find like a briefcase and they

12:00

take it in the guy goes on a rampage like informed

12:02

the one of these guys like yo who

12:04

took my kitty second picture for don't

12:06

they print five hobbies okay

12:09

so you're clearly the guy printed one then

12:13

return and laugh they took though i all

12:15

cool we got it left fucking one behind

12:17

as a souvenir for somebody the

12:19

we didn't know whether pictures like

12:22

that you know was yeah and

12:24

then for like ellison that's

12:26

weird we took pictures in there is there

12:29

was no index it was literally

12:31

three two one go three two one

12:33

go three two one go there

12:35

was no time in between second and

12:37

third picture to get it out so

12:40

they were working with i've

12:42

never done some light on a photo booth but i would

12:44

like to try the yeah fuck around a photo booth

12:47

only hint like fuck around but definitely like

12:49

southern tip of always on fire bro

12:51

this person was like legit

12:54

like they were sunk in tit

12:56

for like for a purpose like it

12:58

wasn't like a cute legs in

13:00

owning a joke it wasn't a job economic success

13:02

halted off it was like your we have three

13:05

seconds give me your tip wants what

13:07

i'll do fire and and

13:09

you do those things are done on the go like you

13:11

normally plan your poses you don't it's

13:13

more like a some funny i yawn top and

13:16

and he was i am zoc and it's worth yet you

13:18

know it's like and you know was his idea to

13:20

because she clearly look panic i mean she doesn't

13:23

she was you know how

13:25

much time i saw me get that it out

13:27

she did she say a mom though because those are

13:29

this is very motherly you know i saw like

13:31

to the feed it into a mouth you know what

13:33

a would actually is like more like i'm twenty

13:36

something but where it if the child

13:38

is still breastfeeding age where was the child

13:41

i'll tell you where none those fucking pictures

13:43

i mean these are people there so intense and photo booths

13:45

i don't think that it's beyond them to be like hey mom

13:47

can you are they really gonna walk on water

13:49

park and morality game is not being

13:52

played when your second test in the middle of the american

13:54

dream i must say morality and i say in their bed

13:56

parents have the same sometimes people like to have little fun

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on oil

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how old were they

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they were it in their late twenties early

14:04

certain early to mid i would say twenty

14:06

five thirty five that's

14:09

ten years right yeah that's a

14:11

good you couldn't get away and idea like they looked around our

14:13

a probably some rope broke my when you

14:15

were saying to me the other day thirteen year old look like you're

14:17

twenty five now member how we're passionate you are

14:19

about say that the other day frankie when you

14:21

or how come every time you do one of those jokes it's

14:23

always about pedophilia what

14:26

a fuck you were just

14:29

say this ruff you know it's funny yesterday

14:33

i made a joke about

14:36

and when been a nazi or something and i forgot what

14:38

i said online known enough

14:40

to purple like person to to in

14:42

a group chat i'm ,

14:45

my the group chat know don't even start

14:47

eric's wanna make sure but it's

14:50

not like the main groups at i have put i different

14:52

one where there's a bunch of different whatever one i'm

14:54

not in yes go bunch of different characters

14:57

you're not in it or choice but

15:01

, there's a lotta know that's real real

15:03

landed him cards in there and i made a joke about

15:06

someone being a nazi or something oh

15:08

something said something about this was when i'm you

15:11

know you heard about sydney sweeney did

15:14

i hurt in it or family is there in her apart

15:16

yeah like they had a hoedown for her mom's

15:18

birthday or something and unlike her grandma's in the back

15:20

when trump had to fight whatever yeah

15:23

i'll be like a meme some like her dad

15:25

was like he saw of memory the boys when

15:27

he's home lenders watching lenders

15:29

watching like this year there was that meme

15:32

and it's and sydney sweeney family watching

15:34

a bad shots from a black students the

15:42

pop up so i did see someone posts a

15:44

picture of her brother then he was in

15:46

like a full like cowboys sort of luck

15:49

anyway this dude deathly watches his

15:51

sister sex acts like a

15:53

ever got please i don't remember the name

15:55

of the at the heavyset greek comedian

15:59

they agree comedian he's fucking hysterical

16:02

i i forget his name i

16:04

don't know okay but he posts he's like i

16:06

for one am shocked that saudi

16:08

saudi yeah that sydney sweeney a blonde

16:10

white girl who works on classic cars as a republic

16:16

nobody was like during that and alec made alec

16:18

joke and i was like they are they

16:20

grab her grandma could be a neo nazi but

16:24

those bags like i'm

16:26

like joking around and then one

16:28

of the people in the chat were like are they took the moral

16:30

high ground know they said even

16:32

more confusing we're like you're

16:35

like obsessed with nazis what

16:38

ah i was confused by that i was like a like

16:40

obsessed like yeah i saw a clip

16:42

from your podcast where you're talking about

16:46

hitler's day like oh

16:48

also music music i know he said

16:50

he said he saw said couple you're talking about hitler recently

16:52

and now this the my i

16:55

was talking about how his dick was trash not

16:58

that his politics were like six like

17:00

one and two what a weird

17:02

com a of a hat weird that a you're obsessed

17:05

with fucking nazis and i'm like are

17:07

you upset that i made a joke

17:09

about what's happening and that's why

17:12

i'm very very differences

17:14

over your i almost i got to be honest from what

17:16

you're saying almost know who would you would have no

17:18

idea really yeah you have knew you'd have he was

17:20

so relevant what the fuck are you talk regardless

17:23

that is regardless weird thing is thing mean and then they shouldn't

17:25

watch they show because wait until the you're obsessed

17:27

with the fucking christian religion we are

17:29

the religion turn lotta shit up by lower arm

17:32

but ah wyatt where

17:34

was i going oh my god i was going to tell some other

17:36

story though that was neat related to sydney swing at

17:38

all ah i'm a you started with sydney

17:40

sweeney and i think you were moto boot photo

17:42

tobacco photobooth first okay

17:47

one time not that anyone pull their tits

17:49

out but there was like a little access like whatever

17:52

the fake the fake pulling into itself it

17:54

was my cousin's wedding doesn't like fucking and

17:57

years ago me there like seven years ago or something and

18:02

the all up like they don't print the photobooth

18:04

i think maybe read as

18:06

like a wedding one yeah they print that right

18:09

there they printed but then also the

18:11

bride and groom

18:12

that all

18:14

gotcha okay so they could go like look

18:16

through them or whatever the idea that didn't either so

18:18

you can leave like a video to gag order

18:20

so that one of those things are that's where thing was

18:23

it was a photo booth would also was like a video the you

18:25

can leave for the bridegroom so

18:28

they're going through it and alison they sent

18:30

our entire family the thing is two random

18:32

people no clue and a

18:34

well and they like mate less of a be

18:36

like yeah we crash or wedding or so i can say

18:38

for the as or mine like what are offered

18:41

, a literary also like this couple of

18:43

like a hiker yeah people in

18:45

to be brought a weird russia wedding one hundred thousand

18:47

percent i would do a me to we've spoken about

18:49

as i've actually and some back on cameo

18:52

of the frank herbert ah people

18:55

would on cameo been like yo like we wanna

18:57

seriously invite you to a wedding

18:58

that's not crashing

19:00

i know but like soccer as

19:02

would they don't invite us like they're gonna com

19:04

it's like i'd be were getting married and fucking

19:06

you know hoboken be hysterical showed

19:08

us and them or and fucking show up

19:11

because you know who would be happy the

19:13

one person that invited as he ever you

19:15

know how real dot who the fuck is everybody

19:18

else here because that would be like

19:20

razzing about a like this like if milk or hours

19:22

old are open bar stuff i one

19:24

thousand percent think before we

19:27

die we should price

19:29

just crash at random wedding who

19:31

has is so good about and what happens

19:33

you just get like so now you're getting arrested him

19:36

the trespassing tickets trespassing

19:38

unless it's like you actually a might be trespassing

19:40

because if you're not meant to be on the premises like

19:43

out the fucking venue you could probably

19:45

getting a little biddy biddy biddy troubles are like the venue

19:47

might be able to see like they were in suppose be here it's trespassing

19:50

but i use the typical rad venue and just

19:52

like people are just like they have a gay wedding

19:54

like the definitely playing wedding

19:57

that a hippie too serious the hamptons

19:59

wedding i think though he did a crash that

20:01

i would say not a happy about it because that people have those

20:03

a rich people that don't even like know who their know

20:06

but that bro rich people take with fucking

20:08

weddings hyper serious you

20:10

need to go to like a fucking you know like

20:12

of random venue a mile and a howling

20:14

or weddings going at once all yeah that

20:17

and then you just want kids other oh

20:19

shit i'm sorry i'm in the wrong thing and not are hard

20:21

to get caught know is wrong or as

20:24

not even that just walk is like

20:26

like the first thing you need to do is legal

20:28

right to the bride and groom and readily the

20:31

first thing you have to do because if they if

20:33

you if people see you interacting with them they're not

20:35

going a question

20:39

i guess then you just go to the

20:41

bar to wait for like a song where a lotta

20:43

people out there and just start dan know because then you stick out

20:45

like a sore thumb people are going to look at the bar because

20:47

that's where people go to the most joey they're gonna be like who the fuck

20:49

is there is no one looks at the bar look at the dance floor

20:51

they see who they can make one one looks at the or

20:53

dude no one looks at the ball are you nuts people

20:55

are looking at the bar and in the wedding all

20:57

the time i don't look at the bar the

21:00

out at a bar when i'm making a beeline for it and i

21:02

need another which is quite ,

21:05

every eight minutes yeah i

21:07

think that's what you should do and we should do that we

21:09

should definitely crasher wedding and if they have one

21:11

of them photo booths they're

21:14

gone down er da min leases

21:16

wedding they had a photo

21:18

booth and i have who

21:21

doesn't pictures from that wedding do

21:23

they yeah yeah remember

21:26

i do remember walking out and they have like a pop

21:28

or cotton candy machine or something believe

21:30

they went all out and the party give us a bottle of

21:32

wine i didn't get a

21:34

parting gift because i was

21:38

i had to leave early have to drunk i

21:40

took the shuttle back that

21:43

was groomsmen oh yeah that's right but

21:45

i remember to the party kids was a bottle

21:48

of wine and like pete and as

21:50

phone whoever like took over react to that

21:52

area and the open

21:54

the vine they took the headrest

21:57

off of the over driver's seat

21:59

and put it through and just pushed the court

22:02

in that's genius of a terrific idea

22:05

, of i was amazed aid

22:07

so you're hit your what is it about never

22:09

my god god god god god

22:11

had go go go go go out

22:13

you say something i'll say it drinking brings

22:15

out the most creative fucking lawbreaker

22:17

and you you your

22:19

say the southern about jersey and a garces

22:23

know listen obviously listen don't driving

22:26

not driving is that not

22:28

for but

22:31

sitting in the back of a car i've ever wanted

22:34

it was my cousins thirtieth birthday

22:37

when his part it was on long island at how my car

22:40

i took my mom was like i'll drive you home

22:43

like i'll drive air when

22:45

i had my bmw it

22:47

was a convertible so what else

22:49

about your awesome bmw just feather

22:51

, a point to that's so awesome

22:54

awesome engineered convertible

22:57

god so top

22:59

of the live fully souped the

23:02

live but my mom's driving us home and

23:05

we i got hammered a thing and there were

23:07

not were gone out were going to a bar whatever

23:10

and

23:12

in the back

23:14

seat and me my cousin and whoever

23:16

else is in the car were just drifted

23:19

was a super legal and very don't do it's

23:21

a top down and my

23:23

mom's received fly source and

23:25

i'm afraid to go stores

23:28

and i it was up for like ten minutes

23:30

other that's a horrible idea

23:33

you know it's even worse to talk about are on the show

23:35

me i'm a little sad over the mid but dame

23:38

been and i don't know what this as your limitations

23:40

as on bringing in a car is it might be going to have

23:42

to prove it i could be lie amazing that are hundreds

23:44

of rights or hearsay this point in time can't take

23:46

the show is an admission of guilt if he did we'd

23:48

both be in big time travel yes had some stuff

23:51

yes ah know he i

23:54

the you know like i don't understand what you can drink

23:56

in a limo and a party bus but not

23:58

in a car

24:01

i'd like nothing like there has to be a partition

24:05

there isn't on of party bus the

24:08

earth or through some time some some party

24:10

wasn't do have a milestone some dollars but like

24:12

i don't it might also be illegal to drink on a party

24:14

bus we might be kind of look at work in ourselves into

24:17

of nowhere and way who what's the point getting a party bus

24:19

had been going to drink on the idea is to dance

24:21

and get driven and fall over onto people

24:25

i know that's the cool part of it but i'm saying

24:27

like i don't think the purpose of it's

24:29

been like a limo brown people drink and liberals

24:31

like it's like known that you see a limo

24:33

you lay people are drunken that thing right now

24:35

suck i know that

24:37

they are battling limit battling like limos

24:40

like haven't been in one in a long time less some

24:42

i was in was limo was

24:44

probably comes running the

24:47

party was it took a limo

24:49

knows about other they asked us to get

24:51

a fucking times square up yeah that sounds

24:53

like i'm hammered into scrapper it out it

24:56

never been driving times square but it sounds like

24:58

a nightmare yeah notes sensory

25:00

overload but i was in in the last

25:02

time i was in a limo

25:06

i left like asbos hockey game and

25:08

i told him like he was when he went to n y

25:11

u no not i know when

25:13

he played i don't solicit why the fuck were you

25:15

in a limo because we left it was

25:17

he was playing at a thing of like near chelsea piers whatever

25:19

and we were walking and like the

25:22

bar we're going to was like walking distance he

25:24

was like a decent walk but

25:26

whatever so were walking by they're

25:29

gonna three and i see a limo like

25:32

if i'm pretty chatty what i'm out

25:34

in the wild and like i saw as kind as windows

25:36

down and i'm like oh you got massive yeah

25:38

yeah there's no you have to at that point and i was

25:40

like yo the in there was

25:42

just me eric fo

25:45

that's it out so you have beaten

25:47

all three levels of chad enough their year

25:49

award for , as rude as

25:51

in charge charge numbers medium shadiest

25:54

and error cool fucking top of paint off the wall

25:58

for we pulled over

25:59

the guy and really yo

26:02

you want to drive us to this bar

26:05

like a like how much the drivers to this bar

26:08

it's like it

26:10

wasn't even a mile away as a half a mile away

26:12

or something and he was like forty

26:15

bucks or like no way

26:17

and i started walking away like thirty bucks was like

26:19

get in the you told him

26:21

to know the other guys yeah i

26:23

was like getting your limo and then we took a

26:25

took a limo fucking nine blocks

26:28

thirty dollars it was just hilarious honestly you

26:30

know what i want to do so bad just

26:33

get a limo and just drive around

26:35

manhattan don't go anywhere i just

26:37

drink in the limo and bring maybe like little people

26:39

are two or three or four bring

26:42

up he bottle yeah so you could pee in it

26:44

you know because when i drank i have once

26:46

i break the seal on p in every twenty minutes you'd

26:48

rather be in a limo than a party bus kinder

26:52

because of the my yes it's cool to sit in

26:54

the like standing up as the evil part

26:56

of the fuck and party bus because the moment they make

26:58

one turn your didn't your had smashed against the window

27:01

in a limo you can move around your to talk to endure

27:03

like either way bro limos have a big back

27:06

seat and has fucking seats along the side

27:08

of the seat all around the back that's why you're

27:10

we see people crap like any time you hear about

27:12

like or see some in a limo it's someone

27:14

crashing down with

27:17

, was in bottles and maya you know

27:19

like just like enjoying the time he lives

27:21

in a new years eve fucking ninety ninety

27:24

eight hat yeah like that's what i want

27:26

i would like to have sex on the mother

27:28

because yes on some cool really

27:30

a ride you'd you'd it

27:33

feels that feels luxurious does it

27:35

feels like it is the most basic thing that everyone

27:38

else in their life is probably true

27:40

the elevator people are in limo that

27:42

off

27:42

you're going to tell me that i'm not saying most

27:45

people go and limos off and i'm saying the people that have

27:47

been in the most you think they're not trying to fucking thrive

27:49

in it he doesn't get blown everywhere that exactly

27:52

what i'm saying is that the most basic thing

27:54

that's like going you know where to fucking

27:57

you're kissing blarney stone when you're in ireland

27:59

like i target has become like a thing at this point

28:01

i feel i've had is it's is fucking stone

28:04

that people p on in ireland that people

28:06

go and kiss for good luck people

28:09

knowingly kiss the same for the full effect

28:12

i think the tourists don't know it's full

28:14

of his but the locals i've like pretty openly

28:16

like discussed like our repeating on at how did

28:18

i in here

28:21

i had to go take go take that's actually a

28:23

good way to like give aca tourists

28:25

nets really show that that's why new york city

28:28

completely smells like that yes hey here's

28:30

a ticket bag of thirds of all places i

28:32

saw actually since funny enough a new york city

28:34

story

28:37

the one of the girls that i met in economy is

28:39

from

28:40

right i she just posted it on

28:42

on her started this morning last night

28:44

i saw them a homeless guy decides to set on

28:46

fire all of the garbage and find a nice

28:49

dude giant fires it look like a scene

28:51

out of a batman overall i'd just fuck

28:53

and i believe it i i've been in fight

28:56

i multiple times you plans fire

28:59

mystery , it's fucking nuts

29:01

kind of awesome there's also a lot of garbage

29:03

on this i but honestly on my garbage set

29:05

fire burn eat the rich you know what i'm saying

29:07

if anyone's going to get their fucking fired

29:10

all over the place has she been fight she fight

29:12

fight pay bills you guys not from new york that's

29:14

where they work so the financial district

29:16

that's where they work though upper west side that means

29:18

er burns or were some a higher

29:21

no actually like to actually go right back

29:23

as the fucking well that didn't mind to

29:25

so how so hotels are more pretentious

29:27

whether it's to their observed perverts

29:29

is rich joe your own you all suck i

29:32

, like when you said you are like last time

29:34

before you're in your current place when you said you were looking

29:36

for new spot was like donald one please don't

29:39

be and please , all

29:41

i want to have a car i don't have liberman harlem

29:44

and and new we just have to pay a thousand dollars yes

29:46

for a month for a fucking parking spot it

29:48

would be at least like six hundred dollars for

29:51

parking hundred percent oh yes absolutely

29:53

among own see my partner's three hundred a

29:56

day and that's kind of honestly cheap my

29:58

party now

30:01

but you're also paying probably more for

30:03

your place now the new i'm alone city

30:07

yes but when i was moving

30:09

out it was the same price

30:11

wow

30:12

so if we saw my apartment our

30:14

job he was like a matter what it is it was a lateral move

30:16

basically none at all i'd move into an apartment

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i was significantly cheaper when it moved atalanta

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yes into that that other place yeah

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like the place you're at now yeah the place

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i'm i'm now is more expensive know like the

30:27

same price wow while

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never heard of the term petered out petered out know like

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who's peter what did he do to deserve such

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his popularity petered out

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keep doing you know i have to stop yeah i'm

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single leo single the us at all

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much trouble finding a new partner i mean

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getting post yes and quite frankly he is

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are no way anyone else in that group they probably all

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him kevin connolly from entourage

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fucking like tobey maguire i think a

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lot of people that i would not guess we're in a party

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of pussy well yeah told me why

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i see him i don't think well watch out mr

37:27

pussy getters com and yep i would

37:29

think like who the fuck is this little dweeb that is

37:31

trying to steal my chemistry calculator

37:34

so

37:36

i think what we can do

37:38

kind of go through

37:41

his girlfriend here and kind of maybe figure out

37:43

what's going on because the big thing with leo is that

37:46

he's never dated anyone twenty six years

37:48

old over the age of twenty

37:50

five yeah everyone's been twenty five or younger

37:52

which is weird way sense

37:54

and he is forty seven forty

37:57

seven year old man and he's been doing this since he was twenty

37:59

four

38:00

this is the thing that confuses me has he

38:02

ever dated up he's never did it up ever

38:05

because there's no up

38:07

he twenty four dating a twenty five year old no

38:09

more he could as i guess but he

38:11

never he never there is only dated

38:13

women younger than him yet weird matter what

38:16

happens when you're eighteen though is that

38:18

weird for eighteen days and seventeen year old this all

38:20

started when he was twenty four years old and started

38:22

dating twenty no

38:24

he no nineteen eighteen

38:27

though

38:29

miss a which are nine

38:31

months and tom brady

38:32

function

38:33

then it i don't know i felt when

38:35

i shouldn't a looks like bunch and but i don't i don't

38:37

know that that's the name boonton i'll say

38:40

that bunch in is a horrible last name while

38:42

she's she's it to the bane blazers

38:46

what do you think she's to the bane them

38:48

is use it to choke or brasil

38:50

year i owe us at his house he

38:52

taught these

38:54

for you dated

38:56

reason he could say that i could say that

38:58

a raise but he started when

39:00

you sorta for dated her

39:02

when she was eighteen okay till she

39:04

was twenty three and he was twenty

39:06

nine and a like know more

39:08

then they broke up power probably you know

39:11

some fertility if is forty seven

39:13

he was twenty three twenty four years ago

39:15

which was ninety ninety eight know

39:17

ninety ninety nine he was twenty

39:19

four she was eighteen at on the started dating on

39:21

or two thousand and four three years

39:24

after nine eleven she was my

39:36

do that man suspicion that another

39:38

day this comes out the day after nine eleven

39:42

of the as that was as firefighter

39:45

you may go hide yo them as as a matter for

39:47

as while so many men

39:50

then when he turned thirty

39:53

he started dating bar refaeli don't know

39:55

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40:28

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40:30

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40:31

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40:33

he turned thirty and they started dating twenty

40:36

year old okay we are f b i brought

40:38

a whole on this is a with this little far it's

40:41

or when you think about it it's ten years but honestly

40:43

it's only one now dude that

40:45

is a big ten where he is a wonder

40:47

what are you exploring the

40:49

of his new it's money and look at you with thirty you think

40:51

you'd be able like joey able twenty would be like

40:54

i don't like where are sluts

40:56

and were like i need a four loko

40:59

and enjoy a thirty would be like i

41:01

need i need a dry read or

41:03

you disgust the business tactics

41:06

and synergy moving forward for bro you would

41:08

as yourself vs how could you like

41:10

honestly and i mean this across

41:12

like whatever fucking sexual orientation

41:14

but like your experiences

41:16

and at the age of twenty and who you

41:18

are thirty watches the sexualization

41:21

linguistic has a son is that only like men

41:23

like older men and younger women it could be men and

41:25

men women and women but up a boss whatever

41:28

wow really inclusiveness through this

41:30

this also applies a fucking muslims

41:32

as and pop pop pop pop pop would

41:35

like you can fucking like it's you say

41:37

different like wrote thirty one he is

41:39

a radical change that sake the

41:43

the bigger the as one hundred drops are

41:45

coming so bar i feel it from

41:47

all five to two thousand and ten big

41:49

years there at each year so five

41:51

to two thousand and ten okay alright the glory

41:53

years to play a lot of man who knows yeah we did

41:56

i got my heart broken a couple times me

41:58

to for sure the up thirty

42:01

so he dated her from thirty to

42:03

thirty five thirty to thirty five

42:06

she was twenty five than he was like old bitch

42:08

get out oh then he did his

42:10

of blake lively for year

42:13

the been in between ryan reynolds

42:16

the know when they started yeah because ryan reynolds

42:19

a a while blake lively

42:22

they're going to different shit yeah i was getting him

42:24

in a hurry met on the set

42:26

or filming are some like that with a

42:28

green lantern which came out to doesn't eleven so

42:31

he probably data blake lively and then ryan

42:33

reynolds him and he's like highs you

42:35

know his quick loans you know charming

42:37

self is what are we have you

42:40

known to seal the and ryan reynolds

42:42

center for get horny set

42:44

, apart or know it's legacy for money

42:48

not a horny bro you're an orange i'm not

42:51

the with that

42:53

helena we're hornets distract me but

42:55

he dated blake lively when he was thirty

42:57

six and time she was twenty

42:59

three right that's a big

43:02

drop a job but i feel

43:04

but women mature older we were

43:06

home shot

43:10

for office immature older women mature

43:12

quicker right to like a twenty three year

43:14

old woman you know really twenty five you curve

43:16

it you know she's really like twenty

43:19

eight

43:19

okay

43:21

that lasted a year sure

43:23

you've and a ryan reynolds swoop any he

43:26

dated aaron heather heather tend to

43:28

i don't know that that is reddish dude he

43:30

was thirty seven she was twenty two fifteen

43:33

years imagine

43:35

right now like put yourself just

43:37

put yourself in the thought process of trying

43:39

to data fifteen no

43:44

i , not do that okay

43:47

next

43:49

honey game

43:51

what tony

43:54

gun how useful for useful them how

43:57

i'm saying you try dot gun

43:59

gone gone

44:02

g y r and no no ga

44:06

the you a no animal i

44:08

don't allow you i thought you would get it from a d a

44:10

r r and i just gone garrett

44:13

whatever tony gun so

44:16

heat now he's thirty eight and

44:18

she

44:19

warning

44:20

that's a lie eighteen years that's a don't

44:22

adopt a child as an adult life and between

44:25

that's wild bro who why aren't

44:27

alone

44:28

two years so they will give her one more layer

44:31

i have a daughter i have another one on the way

44:34

twenty years old she said here's thirty

44:36

eight year old a fuckin multi

44:39

million dollar leonardo dicaprio for

44:41

is why be like kind of sick but i'd be like no

44:43

fucking way they would i be like how did

44:45

you meet a where were you you're twenty two

44:47

twenty still eighteen yet what

44:49

was twenty still eighteen most

44:51

people are like are like until i'm getting an

44:53

eighteen year olds like iron it's so

44:56

weird a tizzy twenty twenty two

44:58

twenty one i think is when it's not weird anymore sure

45:01

hooker but

45:05

at my door like i'm dating the in a home as

45:07

my daughter said you daily not a cabinet

45:09

i'd like

45:10

that you've ninety come on what we do and goes

45:12

by that time yes yeah you know like a

45:14

while or ,

45:16

get all going bro you're just

45:18

like say it's say really easy know before could seventy

45:20

years of things i'm

45:23

trying to think what's the difference right now

45:25

who's nineteen who's

45:27

nine you know any nineteen year olds and your circle

45:32

no the middle much might

45:34

cause know my cousins are like seventy

45:37

i'm i'm trying to think of it like a put in

45:39

perspective of like are killed like

45:41

ruby what our miles miles and seven

45:44

so if someone was twenty

45:46

five and eighty miles

45:48

image worse when you do it like that

45:51

that is not like if you're if you're like twenty

45:54

the eggs and you're dating someone who's like

45:56

thirty six

45:58

whatever

46:00

though whatever but it's not that

46:01

crazy but if you're twenty six

46:04

you do any sixteen year old you like what the fuck well

46:06

that's because the law comes into play sure

46:08

i'm sayin it's still we

46:10

like it's not weird as much as it goes

46:13

higher it's far less weird it's not like

46:15

i did the big story i remember the big one

46:17

that came out years and years years ago where it was like

46:19

the biggest thing was when fucking

46:21

ashton kutcher was dating to me more that

46:24

was the first story i can think of him like

46:26

the people will look at age got like oh my god

46:28

and like everyone was shot i've i've already some and was

46:30

twenty

46:35

what i'm

46:37

, about it like role role a relationship

46:40

you want to fucking stand the person be able to

46:42

talk to them if i'm a forty year old where i will be at

46:44

forty i would be at hockenheim a

46:46

conversation a twenty year old were you

46:48

at thirty i want to fucking i would

46:50

be able do a twenty year old yeah i'll be tough

46:52

but he does it i don't know how packages were mean she's in

46:54

her sixties yeah bomb as the think

46:57

i think she's you might be senile a dutch events

46:59

of the foot

47:02

tuning

47:03

you to join a good deron by

47:05

lawyer she was twenty and he was thirty

47:07

eight

47:08

brian really hold

47:10

say whatever i thought i didn't know leo

47:12

that all are you what

47:14

he was thirty and two thousand and five

47:17

okay

47:18

just like is somewhat older i thought but

47:21

gangs of new york twenty and twenty one

47:23

these are not we was forty so

47:25

twenty twenty so he well that's

47:27

not how it works the phone numbers worth is the first

47:30

time that lives and gentlemen this is the first

47:32

time

47:33

that he stop dating

47:35

url and then dated on older or

47:37

his first job

47:39

so he sought was so he didn't go lower

47:41

on the aids know i mean he was at twenty

47:44

one for god sakes how much lower than you get

47:46

without get in trouble one three

47:49

years technically i technically but i mean he's

47:51

in trouble anyway for all but

47:54

though twenty fifteen data kelly

47:56

rohrbach

47:58

the

47:59

there's nc

48:01

the me

48:02

the name sounds familiar i might as well are

48:04

box she's an actress okay

48:08

the

48:09

googled her name oh i see his checks

48:12

he's cute

48:14

the movies as you been in like fucking baywatch

48:17

that guy they're all blondes by the

48:19

way everything where the fjord won at every single one know

48:21

brunettes know car the newest one was

48:24

the newest one your fucking humanism their people

48:26

joey jesus christ you rich people i don't know

48:28

her name is you'd love to to this shut

48:30

up then he's he's

48:32

for years ago so

48:34

then he started dating nina doll

48:37

that model

48:39

the things you twenty four

48:40

than twenty five and he was like oh

48:43

and elo gotten closer he was like a fellow

48:45

uncomfortable yeah and i think he likes women

48:47

that was on their parents' health insurance

48:49

is a busy and twenty six year old and then

48:51

they want to go on his yeah he's like and he's like not

48:53

and i wait and wait to money that much money to help

48:56

yeah that's the thing and then she was twenty

48:58

five so he had he had two girls

49:00

that were twenty five years old in the span of three years

49:02

and that really spock and from off and

49:04

he's like a fucking finish with us we're back down twenty

49:06

one you think you know what it's gotta be i'm

49:08

telling you right now he's gotta be drinking

49:10

their blood because or this conspiracy

49:13

with rich people out there that you guys are drink in the blood

49:15

or the you'd you guys and that

49:17

it helps keep you feeling youthful although

49:19

i will say this if he is doing it he looks like dog

49:21

shit or i he has he is acting

49:23

skills still they're amazing but

49:26

doesn't really look great

49:28

but he's also forty seven

49:31

yeah but managed to put like the

49:33

idea is like the societal standards

49:35

that men are supposed to become like a season

49:37

wine you know they get better looking

49:40

with age and what i tell myself

49:42

and i can almost guarantee yeah

49:45

that people say that about li of he

49:47

is not he now had a look in

49:49

a low not great know he

49:51

he was very good looking men and then he wasn't enough

49:54

he was good looking in titanic

49:56

is because he's gotta be charming though yeah

50:00

you know up then what you know what else is

50:02

charming camilla around yes the fact that he's

50:04

leonardo dicaprio and also

50:07

here

50:08

everyone all these people of

50:10

all of these people are missing one of these girls

50:13

probably excuse

50:15

the valley

50:16

around this time

50:17

the

50:19

either hooking up with her dating people

50:21

either as rich or a little bit

50:23

less rich but like at a certain point he doesn't fucking matter

50:26

anyone who has who flies private and

50:28

goes to all these parties invited to all these people that's

50:30

what these people were like what's the source the jews a

50:33

difference between two hundred million in one hundred

50:35

fifty million you know that nothing but that's what

50:37

i'm saying it is it's fifty million but like it's

50:39

still a lot but they wouldn't know so then

50:41

he dated this a camilla them or one from

50:43

twenty eighteen two whenever

50:46

the flood or the other day ah

50:48

from twenty one twenty five oh

50:51

this is weird and always back in the markets

50:53

can he pull off will leo

50:57

i mean it it took awhile to get his oscar will

50:59

it take a while for me as first twenty six year old who

51:01

need to what what's gonna happen neck

51:03

while to get another oscar will he date someone over

51:06

the age of twenty six i like

51:08

to think that

51:10

this point you have a duty

51:13

who

51:14

the the street going like white

51:16

yeah you know what i mean like why break it

51:18

you kind of like you live in this lifestyle to keep

51:20

up with it i also think that

51:26

the like

51:29

i don't think that the age stuff should

51:31

matter after twenty five you're

51:35

twenty six i then you're dating a fifth

51:37

year old like whatever

51:38

twenty six you're not like the you're still like

51:40

young it's top what you're like come on

51:43

like

51:43

the topic that because if you a killer the twenty

51:45

six year old dating a fifty year old

51:48

yeah you know

51:50

you're off look it's it's weird people

51:52

think it's weird because of like the age difference in my

51:55

sore but it's more about life experiences

51:58

and experiences think what we're seeing here beauty the bruins

52:00

live a whole lot quicker when you have zone

52:02

of you just take everyone's yes i agree but

52:04

that's not necessarily what's going to help you beaten

52:07

build and become a better person during

52:09

that life i think what i'm seeing here

52:11

is that leo might be afraid

52:13

of getting older and he's doing like i'm not saying

52:15

he's like remember how like people on

52:18

the a hold on one follow me hear people

52:20

talk a lot about michael jackson but member

52:22

when they would talk about like how he like

52:24

always tried to like remain like a kid

52:26

like he would be like some amid a negative

52:29

impression like he wants to go on the ferris

52:31

wheel and like you he wanted to watch movies in

52:33

pajamas and stuff like that wouldn't we're not going to

52:35

talk about the other accusations pajamas move

52:37

forward or however budget

52:39

them

52:42

maybe me i was just trying to remain feeling

52:45

young so like he hangs out

52:47

and like where side where your side were sideways

52:50

baseball caps yeah and he like talks

52:52

to them like guys like he's on tiktok and

52:54

stuff like that i think leo is just

52:56

trying to remain feeling young

52:58

so i would agree with you

53:00

if all of these women were super

53:04

models are like very famous actors

53:06

i think that he does they're very attractive

53:08

any could still pull it off on his gonna

53:11

yeah i don't know the site this point

53:13

if you're if you have no plan on having

53:16

children and your code that

53:18

a he probably is not doesn't have chosen

53:20

because of his about the environment is a your dogs

53:22

are it's can be a piece of shit and like ten you know

53:24

why make him why make a planet if everything is dust

53:27

so that brahmin get i

53:29

can data twenty five year olds fuck yeah

53:31

but there's something there's something dark to this

53:33

and i can't what i mean i mean there's

53:35

when people said about fucking r kelly and then three

53:37

years later they're finding out that he's running the fucking rings

53:39

of like keeping people from their family and shit

53:42

wall

53:43

so far there as many of that

53:45

is it weird

53:48

weird

53:50

i don't i don't know if it's if it's weird

53:52

yeah it's getting boring it's he

53:55

had a certain point it is geller no rhyme yeah

53:57

i don't know that you could be in your forties sitting it's when you're

53:59

on it was

53:59

the one year old and no one's going to be like well but

54:02

like throw in your fifties yeah

54:05

but like to do i'm saying like but if you're dating like a

54:07

fucking twenty five year old until she's like

54:09

twenty eight

54:10

and you're like in your fifties that you just are rich

54:13

guy who's like

54:16

i'm her

54:17

no

54:18

but also those women

54:20

aren't going to be

54:22

pushing for like marriages are children

54:24

or anything like that like women in their thirties

54:26

who feel like i need to start doing these sort of thing

54:28

they have a biological clock

54:30

you don't have to deal with that sort of thing so it's either he he

54:32

skips this whole generation of like

54:34

thirty to thirty five and goes

54:37

you know for him way older

54:39

than he would like or he stays

54:42

in this safe zone of girls were just kind

54:44

of like i'm not trying to have kids or get married right

54:46

now i'm still young and i'm like

54:48

that's a good point i think that's why

54:50

he's dating there because that

54:52

and maybe that's why

54:54

maybe not i think that there are like maybe it

54:56

also has to do with like women over a certain

54:58

like and i obviously know nothing about the

55:00

women that he is already dated but like

55:02

they're in a place where they're still like star struck

55:05

by like certain like celebrities and stuff and

55:07

like women that are up a little bit more of a mature

55:09

ah mentality would be like are

55:11

i coolio and they don't fucking gas him

55:14

up the way these young women do our no i don't

55:16

know leo i don't know these women's on want to say that

55:18

but it's a possibility of what i what

55:20

i think is like

55:22

leo could be the heat he a chill

55:25

dude right

55:26

you don't have to be spectacular because one

55:28

your leonardo dicaprio

55:30

who

55:31

everyone knows that you're very rich and three uses your lifestyle

55:34

the lifestyle that he lives is

55:36

attractive to literally anymore

55:39

literally any this is joey trying

55:41

to reason with me so when he does it i

55:43

don't make fun of him for it was around fifty

55:45

dating and then you're fifty any to meet like a fucking

55:47

like you know like she's nineteen but she's

55:49

really mature he listens to a lotta

55:51

times had only cigarettes for guy says she

55:54

loves tom petty she knows all

55:56

andy warhol while i have

55:59

two choices

55:59

you are gross you read a book on warhol

56:02

how will i do we thought about this that's

56:05

our thing at all i'm says

56:09

she knows all have any was clear

56:12

, i think that i

56:15

hear you say whatever you don't have

56:17

kids is like known in a push me to do but

56:19

today like a thirty two your the may grow a gonna

56:21

one children go on and

56:23

i'm like nah to i'd rather like recycle

56:26

he'd be like i don't want to give you kids but i'd

56:28

love to get fucking plastic out of the ocean the

56:31

estimate our where's your

56:33

priorities here priorities guess i mean who

56:35

am i to judge

56:37

the slayer the only thing that think in only

56:39

me i it is kind of crazy that

56:41

is a good better if i had a sports

56:44

book out put that on site what happens

56:46

more what would happen sooner he dates

56:48

are over the age of twenty six or he gets another

56:50

oscar

56:51

that's where you're friendly bet between us

56:53

we needed

56:55

right i would say he is more likely though these

56:57

worms are sick i do i think more likely that

56:59

i would say that's more likely to but just for the

57:01

sake of the show an entertaining the people i'll

57:04

go that it's that do you know the oscar

57:08

you'll go oscar yeah i'll go oscar i

57:10

will i have the other one are you want to do it like i'm

57:12

just the bank and you have you have odds are

57:14

it i don't know had a fucking do all the shit or is

57:16

i were to call my fucking bookie were get it but the

57:19

depicted the gay he sent me a free states is not

57:21

the here like well let's is you pick one

57:23

i picked the other weber's right wins okay

57:27

you know but you're not in your number rumbling and there

57:29

needs to be odds because if one is

57:31

way more like we're not getting money the loser

57:34

has to know where that money bell

57:36

course the fuck him middle or

57:38

right let's but one hundred bucks you're

57:41

not understanding because i don't know how to better

57:43

job i'm going to explain okay the odds

57:45

are for also put your head straight for i throw

57:48

up i'm we

57:50

all got me you

57:52

never would call will draw your tits on a book

57:54

in fucking parchment nineteen twelve

57:57

years ago of bugger

57:59

for you

57:59

the on a quarter

58:01

forty seven year

58:03

old is like going out news like us right

58:05

to do that tix against the other day whoop broke

58:07

a sweat

58:08

like this party is lit was

58:10

like the cheeses right okay or it's

58:13

so i would say that it's more likely he did

58:15

someone over twenty six okay so let's say that

58:17

is the the odds on favorite sources

58:20

say that minus two hundred and

58:23

will do the only woman and two hundred there

58:25

are no to the other ones even some that

58:27

meaning are you where you're going to take the

58:29

oscar yeah so then

58:31

and you're going about a hundred hours so than you would when one hundred dollars

58:35

the near the banks of i lose i give the bank

58:37

right for here to take the other one at your like

58:39

not going to bet that it's the he's

58:42

going to date a girl first then you would have

58:44

to bed two hundred hours to win a hundred

58:46

rock and is more likely i'm betting that he

58:48

is fuck you have up and of i put you in

58:51

this whole process i finally say whoever

58:53

wins gets a hundred bucks was yes from

58:55

the other person over and that's

58:58

where the shock collar for an episode stop now because

59:00

that's an episode of the patriarch pitcher and concise

59:02

a basement yeah we put on fuckin things on they sucked

59:04

hidden you know it's funny were not remember this but

59:06

they're going to remember i got people always

59:09

remember good good good we have that

59:11

did he win an oscar or the daytona over

59:13

the they have to be twenty six

59:15

after the and like he could be dating someone

59:18

that's twenty five anybody rumored

59:20

and then they turn twenty six when they're

59:22

with him and like they stay with him he can hear

59:24

that that's cool and it can't be rumor

59:26

to has to be like and yeah i can be like oh

59:28

leo spotted with fuckin you

59:30

know gray brazil or spotted their head

59:32

or a vulcan going to marry was spotted the other

59:35

day you know that mean shit yes on

59:37

soon as he needs to be like anything like

59:39

dating we need to talk to tmz into

59:41

say yes there are dating tmz

59:44

is the reputable source that were using him

59:46

best company in the world probably the most

59:48

important one i would we need to know it's

59:50

leprosy doing every second of the day because that's

59:52

who we care about on was done was a

59:54

pretty everything else is fake news except for when it

59:56

comes to celebrities man it's all real until

59:58

proven otherwise right which they

1:00:01

sometimes that happens sometimes the say hey are

1:00:03

ip and they go now they're alive yet

1:00:05

the burden of proof is not on the celebrity

1:00:07

here it's on or no excuse me it

1:00:09

is on the celebrity prior the tmz

1:00:11

will to say like yeah i saw like you

1:00:13

know apparently fuckin

1:00:15

ah chris hemsworth was out

1:00:17

and he like pooped in you know the

1:00:20

hat of a young child and like i believe it until

1:00:22

i don't that was the store you made up

1:00:24

of i are you wanna know something

1:00:26

i thought of other things and i censor them

1:00:28

that was the censored version that came

1:00:30

out perfect yeah i'm or

1:00:32

it so i'm just going him probably

1:00:36

try to make it happen sent a bunch of twenty

1:00:38

six year olds

1:00:39

you know should really is an homage to

1:00:41

twenty six year old you could send leo's where you fucking creep

1:00:43

know i'm just trying to win reset you know

1:00:46

we got to do with on a track his private

1:00:48

chat on that website where you could track private jets

1:00:51

and we need to wherever to wherever we need to just

1:00:53

like into send an influx of people

1:00:57

in their mid twenties their yeah and

1:00:59

she would happen

1:01:00

you know people mykonos now

1:01:02

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