0:00

What the fuck you

0:02

roll in at least pull the mic down

0:04

on the mic you roll in like the

0:06

sleepiest like a fucking hobo What

0:10

do you do comedy like this how do

0:12

you explain yourself? Oh

0:14

man, I got bed sores What

0:16

are you fucking doing? Oh? God

0:22

disgusting Sorry, everything's

0:24

fine. It's all good.

0:26

It's just like you're like arty lang

0:28

except You know he

0:30

would have a person. I see a heroine is

0:32

an excuse Yeah, at

0:35

least drink the chug the coffee for fuck's sake

0:38

You sip it and then it kicks in like at the

0:40

last 10 minutes of the show Yes,

0:43

it does you can't get you can't seriously you

0:45

can't wake up At

0:48

6 30 whatever time you wake

0:50

up to come over here and drink

0:52

coffee at your home And then come over so

0:55

the coffee will at least be working my

0:57

coffee machine sucks but

1:01

You can't do that It

1:03

does I don't use my coffee machine because it makes terrible coffee,

1:05

and then I get sick if I drink it It's

1:09

like boom to the pile It's

1:13

a liar No, it's sick

1:15

if you drink your coffee. Yeah, it's too acidic

1:17

the coffee that comes out of my coffee machine

1:19

I fucking swear to God

1:23

I'm fine. I have a fine get

1:25

some cold Or something amount of energy

1:27

you are dead you're like a fucking

1:29

hibernating bear No

1:36

There was one episode Where

1:39

I didn't have energy like one you have

1:41

there It's like slowpoke doing a podcast with

1:43

the Pokemon slowpoke no one complains nobody they

1:45

people complain all the time They didn't know

1:48

they don't I have to do so much

1:50

more work with energy wise when you show

1:52

up like the corpse I

1:58

have to get twice as drunk Oh,

2:02

we are live I think I know oh, oh

2:04

you mean this should be live yeah Well, this is

2:06

going on this is going on the podcast version Yes,

2:09

and then I can't mix the audio right because

2:11

you're so quiet when you're out of energy Okay,

2:13

well usually you come in screaming like the fucking

2:16

the dozen brothers Italian

2:18

Tritorius Everything's gonna

2:20

be great. Everything's fine. I'm gonna brother

2:23

Okay, did you even tweet it the show I

2:26

tweeted an hour before I'll tweet now Were you

2:28

awake then were you going to sleep that

2:30

was when I woke up? This

2:32

is you an hour after you wake up Yeah

2:37

Why do you wake up full of pep? Yeah,

2:39

man, you're a pep man Don't

2:43

fuck don't fucking hit me with that

2:45

shit. All right. What you like ease

2:47

into your fucking routine. Yeah Started

2:51

up with some calling things put men on

2:53

things. I got my top men on

2:55

it And

2:57

then I get distracted so I don't even know if I'm

3:00

doing my stuff right probably not Probably

3:02

not. Oh, hey, that's slow fade from the

3:04

last episode. It was pretty good. Oh, it's

3:06

good. Okay. I'll do it again. I Was

3:10

a fan of that look we have a new intro

3:12

to yeah, I saw it looks that's nice Oh, no,

3:14

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and I'm

3:16

such a cocksucker. I never credited the other guy Rob

3:19

Karoo, I was supposed to put him in

3:21

he's like, can you put me in the description? I said, of course

3:24

and I never did the video for the intro Well,

3:28

yeah, but then I couldn't figure out like how

3:30

to do it every time I forget. Yeah So

3:34

can't you just put it in like the video?

3:36

That's what people are looking at. They're not looking

3:38

at the fucking description I can add it you

3:40

can make a default whatever it is show starting

3:43

put put veto is Caffeinating

3:46

on that I'll transition now Let's

3:50

get a guess of How

3:53

much energy veto has in it energy dick

3:55

like does this thing like you're on Xanax.

3:57

I know exactly what that sounds like I

4:00

have plenty of energy, okay? I got a

4:02

good three hours of sleep or whatever it

4:05

is Just more

4:07

than enough to do this useless

4:09

podcast This is the best day that ever happened! Did

4:11

you not see EBS's review tonight? Two

4:13

hours going through ISOM critiquing it from

4:15

a story perspective and the art perspective

4:18

was fucking mind-blowing Yeah, I was like,

4:20

oh my god. That's so true And

4:22

he's quoting like the right the

4:24

artist that taught him this and a book you

4:26

got to read I'm like, oh fuck. This is

4:29

amazing, dude. This is amazing It

4:31

is pretty crazy And it's all basically my art

4:33

because my art is fucking with people till they

4:36

show their true colors Which caused

4:38

all which caused all of this cause

4:40

this basically my It's

4:43

really fascinating that the I can't

4:46

even listen to you. It's so slow. I'm

4:48

not slow. I'm trying precisely picking my words

4:51

Okay, so stop trampling me. I

4:54

Find it interesting if you're so you're making

4:57

it worse you're making worse What

5:02

the whole indie comic community is

5:05

having all having a spat Yeah,

5:07

having a big hubbub You

5:10

know why cuz cuz cuz I'm Tony from

5:12

act of movies. That's my line Tony

5:16

from act of movies is the is

5:18

the st. Patrick of comic comic He

5:20

drove all the snakes out

5:22

of comic skates. I'm Tony from hot the

5:25

movies And I drove

5:27

the snakes out of comics gate They

5:29

were cousin so much trouble. Ah Yes,

5:32

so yellow flash It's

5:35

being a big retard Yes is

5:37

watch the stream where Anna is crying because these

5:39

fuckers are talking so much shit about her in

5:41

private Cecil sitting there with a dumb look

5:43

on his face going Wow Maybe I should

5:45

have been fucking with dick so much that guy seems to

5:48

have a real hand I

5:50

don't know. I Apparently they're

5:52

only nobody they didn't show it so probably

5:55

I Think

5:57

that see still coming around likes

6:00

you now I doubt it no

6:02

one ever no one ever goes back on what they yeah

6:04

but I could see in that

6:07

silence I could see the realization

6:09

that the world around him is

6:11

not what he thought and

6:13

that dangerous thinking always leads to dick

6:16

was right well people fear

6:18

off they go okay I'm so frightening

6:21

every the ark of the

6:24

Covenant oh no everybody

6:26

came with us cuz they're like well they're just fucking with

6:28

him fucking with Eric July

6:30

cuz he's talented and black popular like

6:33

no cuz he's a bad guy yeah like

6:35

it's all you get kept your hobby more

6:37

yeah I honest I and now about a

6:39

gate kept hard now him and his YouTube

6:41

friends are trying to hijack your whole indie

6:44

comic space that they're bringing a feminine a

6:46

me too feminist who supports transing kids right

6:49

to your comic which

6:51

is the fucking moron that you want

6:53

yeah fuck

6:56

do you think that's gonna go you

6:58

dumb motherfucker not trans rights

7:00

trans kids rights yes the

7:03

Oscar sisters I support the sex

7:05

industry I do not support the

7:07

kid sex industry check this out

7:10

what do you got oh I know why you're wearing a

7:12

hoodie cuz

7:14

when I came out I'm like why stick wearing a hoodie

7:17

you are for a reveal is that

7:19

what this is all

7:22

right that's pretty

7:24

good that's pretty

7:29

good you gotta stand up a little bit so

7:31

they can see the cat there you go trucks

7:33

me the trucks me sure me will you put

7:35

this on the store please I'll put it on

7:37

yeah you gotta you gotta send me the graphic

7:39

that's a nice look at that render look at

7:41

that you can see all the polygons I made

7:43

I forget his fucking name it looks delicious or

7:45

something lubus clark I like that

7:47

the tires are permanently turned slightly to the

7:49

right you can't adjust that you just have

7:51

to put it in the comic that way

7:53

every single time if he has said oh

7:55

that's his truck that truck becomes a much

7:57

bigger character in I saw I

8:01

can't believe you missed it you're fucking sleeping your

8:03

life away. I can't I Amazing

8:06

stream. I might go back through it.

8:08

It was like talk us off It was like

8:10

this year's fucking Nick Mercator interviewing talk us off

8:12

stream. I saw there was like 2500 people watching

8:16

Just tearing that comic up Did

8:20

you see no review fucking drawing? Oh,

8:22

it would be better the disrespect? Oh

8:25

Here's how this would be better drawing right on it by the

8:28

way by the way, I'm gonna put this on

8:30

eBay when I'm done Did

8:36

you see even no reviewed I saw him and

8:38

even he was like struggling to say anything nice

8:40

about it He tried to

8:42

review it to own us. He was gonna be

8:44

like, oh look, it's actually good dick and vita

8:46

or an awful Whoops, you should have read it

8:48

where it's committed to that one bonehead and then

8:51

he went was there a fucking jewelry ad in

8:53

the middle? of it Everybody

8:58

else has an apology everybody yellow

9:02

Yellow, no one can say the best

9:04

nickname for him with his yellow epsilon

9:06

because all the fucking filters Right yellow

9:08

trash with yellow flush. Not funny. Not

9:10

as funny as yellow. I Totally

9:14

betrayed everyone fucked him all over quartering

9:17

owes us an apology everybody owes

9:20

us an apology and So

9:22

lo's us an apology. Thank you, but I

9:25

know I know that you all have

9:27

gratitude in your hearts You don't need to thank

9:29

me. It's not necessary. I don't even

9:31

care and I do not feel your gratitude I

9:33

need you to express it in the form of

9:35

super chats Welcome

9:53

to the biggest problem in the universe the only

9:55

show that ranks every problem

9:57

in the universe TV

10:00

shows to the unnecessary first of hoes.

10:02

Ooh! Chris Collingwood. I'm your

10:04

host Dick Masterson. Joining me is always

10:06

beat out the fucking sleepy potato. I

10:09

was researching the Jewish tunnels, Dick. Oh

10:11

yeah, I wasn't asleep. I'm trying to

10:14

crack the code. The building

10:16

code? I'm trying to crack all the

10:18

code. All these anti-tunnelites. Yeah, exactly. A

10:20

man's got a thirst for the mine.

10:23

The cold darkness. He's

10:25

got a hunger for the riches down in the mine.

10:28

I wonder if women are looking at this and they're

10:30

like, I wonder what's going on? Meanwhile, me and the

10:32

man, I'm like, they all, they've dug a tunnel. What

10:34

do you mean? I've been busted for digging. I've done...

10:36

You're going to tunnel back here, pretty much. I've

10:38

dug in there. I've dug down that way. I

10:41

came in my house one day and I moved

10:44

a secret door and I saw dirt and I said,

10:46

dirt in the house? Oh

10:49

no one will ever even see me. I

10:51

could be tunneling right now. I have a

10:53

pickaxe and a shovel right behind you and I'm not joking.

10:56

Well, maybe we're going to

10:58

be tunnel boys. No, this

11:00

is not a tunnel for you. They're ruining the

11:02

tunnel stuff though because immediately everyone's got to go

11:04

and they're raping kids in there. I'm like, oh

11:07

come on, it's funny enough that the Jews are

11:09

making tunnels. You don't got to introduce that element

11:11

into it. They're obviously using bloody

11:13

mattresses because they don't want to throw them

11:15

away and buy safety materials out of cheapness.

11:19

Not because they're raping kids. No. They

11:22

probably dragged it down there so they can, you

11:24

know, hurt their knees when they're digging and tunneling

11:26

and scraping in the dirt.

11:28

Even a rapist would go, well, I don't

11:31

want this. I don't want to rape someone

11:33

else's blood. Like wanting

11:35

to rape and being able to

11:37

tolerate someone else's dry blood all

11:39

over your sex encounter. Yeah. So

11:41

two different, totally different things. If you're going to rape somebody, you're

11:44

not going to take them into the tunnel. The tunnel is a

11:46

sacred place. That's

11:51

been fun news. That's been fun. We

11:53

got a bonus episode, Dick. See,

11:56

you're just talking to me now. You're

11:58

trying to get me to carry the show to try and. that

12:00

I don't have energy. I have plenty of

12:02

energy. You're fucking sleeping. I am not sleeping.

12:04

You should blow into a breathalyzer driving over

12:07

here. Such bullshit. I have fun. You are

12:09

so miserable all the time because you're up

12:11

at night when everybody's depressed. All

12:14

the fun stuff's already happened. Yeah. Well, I'm

12:16

going to loop back around. It's fun. Oh

12:18

boy. Okay. And then once I get back

12:20

to the regular sleep schedule, like, you know,

12:22

regular hours, then I got a bunch of

12:24

sleeping pills. So I'll just take like 10

12:26

of those and then I'll fall

12:28

asleep at the regular time. And

12:30

never wake up. My doctor wants me to do a sleep

12:32

study. That's, those are bullshit. I did

12:34

one. Yeah. You have to sleep with

12:37

this fucking like pinchy thing on your finger and

12:39

this whole thing around your stomach and these two

12:41

fingernails. And then I was like, how am I

12:43

even going to sleep? You

12:45

can't. Yeah. And they said you sleep fine. Like,

12:47

all right. Well, this is a fucking waste of

12:50

time. Can't I just like set up a video

12:52

camera and see if I gasp for

12:54

air in the middle of the night? What

12:58

happens if the sleep people say that you need

13:00

to lose a hundred pounds? Then I'm dead. What

13:03

do you think that the study is going to discover?

13:07

That like eyeballs can't. The high-tech eyeball machine.

13:09

Look, I get it. But you know, maybe

13:11

there's like an interim solution as I lose

13:13

the weight on my weight loss journey. You

13:15

know, I hit a scale in your chair

13:17

this week. Oh, good. How did

13:19

that go? You're too sleepy to notice it. I'm too

13:21

sleepy to notice the secret chair scale. I

13:24

weighed myself. I'm very happy with where I am.

13:27

Fuck you. Why? Because

13:29

I'm whatever. I measured my liquor bottles when

13:31

I took out the recycling this week and

13:34

I'm really happy with where I'm at. I'm

13:36

on a slope. It's all

13:39

working out. Slope. I

13:41

hope it's not too. Shut up. As

13:43

I was saying real quick. We have a

13:45

new bonus episode. Biggest problem 2023 now available

13:48

on Patreon and backed by I

13:50

don't know if you saw the clip I

13:52

posted of the Hamas tunnels. Yeah,

13:55

I think so. Remember the part where we talked about

13:58

the A-Team thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did. that

14:00

I did a little montage that's good looks pretty good

14:02

okay that's a good one check that out on the

14:04

YouTube we haven't seen that yet and then you can

14:06

watch the whole episode on your

14:08

favorite crowdfunding platforms

14:11

we talked all about the Jewish tunnels it

14:13

was mostly a tunnel sent I kept trying

14:15

to steer the conversation I your wake now

14:18

I'm gonna towards the topic I'm gonna put

14:20

you at a one okay I

14:22

kept going well dick this is the biggest problem in 2023 it's an end

14:25

of your wrap-up it's not the

14:27

biggest problem in Jewish tunnels but

14:30

somehow we kept coming back there okay

14:32

just do figure

14:36

out the DEI some

14:40

I did not realize and maybe I'm

14:42

stupid is that you

14:45

could spell it DIY well

14:47

they chose not to do and then they did

14:49

not do that for obvious reasons yeah and then

14:51

it's like one of those things where when people

14:53

do spell it like that it's like an oh

14:56

it's like two over the top yeah it's not

14:58

like when people said like oh

15:00

Barack insane Oh bummer

15:03

now you're making everyone look diversity inclusion

15:05

equity that's I mean that was you

15:07

can put those any order that you

15:09

know should have been ei

15:11

well a lot of bad stuff that's

15:13

with those letters hmm then all those

15:15

planes started crashing you see that because

15:18

of the women mostly yeah wait

15:20

which planes are I saw a door got

15:22

ripped off a plane yeah that

15:25

was part of it okay and then they found

15:27

a bunch of bolts weren't screwed in well

15:29

anytime you can solace was sleeping under

15:32

it you ever watch any of those

15:34

videos about like famous airline disasters and

15:36

you go oh like this

15:39

is just like you know a guy

15:41

takes out on his boat you know

15:43

and you're like well once last time you expected the

15:46

boat it's like yeah I looked at it this once

15:48

it's like it's just wait what what do

15:50

you mean a guy takes you out on his boat

15:52

you want some scotch tape for your eyeballs I'm

15:55

saying that the amount of care in an AV doll

15:57

the amount of care that

15:59

is going into these vehicles is about the

16:01

same as just a guy owning one and

16:04

like never taking a look at it. Yeah

16:07

the screw assembly for the rotor has not

16:09

been looked at in eight years even though

16:11

every week they're supposed to go and you

16:14

know tighten the bolts or whatever. Yeah I

16:16

like the progression of desperation with we need

16:18

to hire we gotta get hey applicants especially

16:20

black women if you want to fly plenty

16:22

and the next one's like hey hey hey

16:24

we really want to get some black women

16:27

in the air. Yeah. Next one's like yo yo yo yo

16:29

my sister why hey hey hey tell them to put it

16:31

down say mom has got a job coming in.

16:37

Yeah the United ad postings were like

16:39

we want more black female pilots and

16:41

I'm like I don't care who's

16:43

flying the plane at all. In

16:46

fact when I get on the plane and the

16:48

captain feels the need to be like standing there

16:50

you know like when you're boarding I hope they

16:52

crash hey how's it going you know I'm like

16:54

I know you're flying the plane like I'm not

16:57

here for you okay. Buddy

16:59

maybe this was

17:01

cool in like the sixteenths when the

17:03

stewardesses could walk down the aisle without

17:05

touching both sides of the chairs at

17:07

the same time with their hips but

17:10

we don't give a shit anymore. Right.

17:12

Okay just fucking sit down there

17:14

and do some last-minute checks yell at someone.

17:16

And what happened I guess there was a period of time where

17:18

it's like oh my god he's a pilot but I was on

17:20

like planes were new now I just

17:22

look at that guy. Can a computer

17:24

drive this fucking thing? I would prefer

17:27

that. I would prefer that. I prefer

17:29

a computer to serve me drinks here

17:31

too. Yeah honestly all of you

17:33

I don't need you smiling well welcome what is that

17:35

little thing hey welcome board I'm your captain I don't

17:37

want to hear from you either. I want

17:40

no relationship with the pilot. Send out

17:43

an airline clown that I can take

17:45

my abuse out on everybody. Okay everybody

17:47

we're sending out the airline clown. Whoa

17:50

he's like whoa he's like a you

17:53

know. He's grabbing fuck you he's grabbing your

17:55

drinks off your tray and throwing them on

17:57

the ground. I fucking hate flying because of

17:59

you. Fuckin asshole and then I'll

18:01

make some more peanuts you cold you come

18:03

back with one pack of peanuts you fucking

18:06

cheap fuck Okay, the airline

18:08

clown is a good bit. That's a good sketch

18:12

He's like he's got a little sound box. It's like mer Pointing

18:16

at some lady, and he could just be a

18:18

big jerk cuz all the abuse you want to

18:20

take out on the stewardesses Yeah, oh god. They're

18:22

getting really on really out there man. This would

18:24

be great for a clown It'd be great for

18:27

a show if somebody liked a pitch. I had

18:29

a bunch of over complicated shit. That's

18:31

what? Be

18:33

a really great show bit I didn't

18:35

complicate the pitch all I did was

18:37

take things that were already there and

18:39

like magnify them not magnify them It's

18:41

we're gonna put up the pitches when

18:44

we get to what 10,000 on patreon now We

18:46

have to be Carl you have to be car

18:48

on you be car We will put up the

18:50

biggest problem show pitches okay, and everyone will go

18:52

oh wait vetoes is just actually better There's

18:54

we're gonna have EBS go through it like he did

18:56

that you didn't see the biggest thing in Eric July

18:59

The business that we're in and you fucking sleep through

19:01

it. There's a new thing in Eric July every week

19:03

I can't stay on top of all of them Anyway

19:07

now we have yellow flashes comic to look out

19:09

for You know

19:11

I'm starting to think no offense to you But

19:13

that people who are just writers and not artists

19:16

should not have anything to do with comics Yeah,

19:18

cuz they just like they have no connection to

19:20

the art And they

19:22

just like write and just shit their script

19:24

out which is garbage and then run their

19:26

mouth for attention You know

19:28

what I mean yeah, well, that's why I'm so offense

19:30

well No, but I'm storyboarding the whole thing so I

19:32

feel like I'm part of the artistic process oh Okay,

19:35

if you look I didn't think you were gonna say that

19:37

well at some point I want to

19:39

post like I posted some of the side-by-sides But

19:41

the artist is like definitely taking my like layouts

19:44

or else honestly I don't know how people are

19:46

writing comics without Storyboarding it because

19:49

there'll be times where I go you know I wrote

19:51

on the script And I try to put it into

19:53

panels like oh, that's not gonna work like I have

19:55

to move that panel here I have to change this

19:57

action cuz you can't tell who's talking to who People

20:00

should do that with work emails. Yeah.

20:04

Can you- Can you do a-

20:08

Can you get me a summary of the expense reports?

20:10

And it's like you have to draw them. It

20:15

does drive me nuts though, cause Eric's whole thing right now

20:17

is like, you don't have discipline, you're not working hard, and

20:19

I'm like, you handed a ten page outline to a

20:21

bunch of Brazilians. And I'm pretty sure- No,

20:24

that girl Caro did. Eric didn't write shit. Yeah,

20:26

somebody else probably wrote that comic. Regardless,

20:29

I doubt you have a

20:31

fleshed out script, you did not storyboard it, you just handed it

20:33

off to a bunch of other people. Yeah, I

20:35

could also just hand money to a bunch of

20:37

other people to make something. And then when they

20:39

make it, I could go, look at all the discipline I

20:41

have. Do it again. But

20:44

better, turn the truck wheels

20:46

slightly to the right, on

20:48

that 3D model I paid for. Now turn them back. Now

20:52

we're at Vito level 2. Shut

20:54

up. Oh man,

20:56

you got skunked. Yeah, I saw that I got

20:58

skunked. First ladies

21:01

was third. I guess you

21:03

don't even need to be here if I'm doing all the

21:05

good problems and stuff. Okay.

21:08

Well I have something about that. Finish

21:11

it up. Our long TV show. Yeah,

21:14

okay. Well Dick,

21:16

before you get into voicemails or anything, I guess this

21:18

is a good point to mention that I

21:20

forgot to do something on the bonus episode that

21:23

I wanted to do. Oh. Can

21:26

I get a drumroll? These

21:28

are your top ten problems of

21:30

2023. Okay. The

21:34

most voted problems. Remember you can always vote

21:36

on the problems at BiggestProblems.show. Oh yeah, you

21:38

did forget this. I did forget this.

21:42

We were both kind of looking at each other going like, there's

21:44

something we're not doing. And I

21:46

don't know what it is. And

21:48

I got home and I went, we talked about

21:50

Eric July. We're going to go to the top ten now

21:52

because we missed it on the bonus episode. Okay. Interestingly,

21:56

the Spider-Man bonus episode was very popular. and

22:00

has two problems in the top ten

22:03

at number 10 the tokenization

22:05

of miles morale is this

22:08

is people talking shit about

22:10

miles morale oh man you fucker

22:12

oh fuck what yes you reminded

22:14

me I fucking know what you

22:17

deleted now you son of a

22:19

bitch you dirty deleting devil you

22:23

dirty deleting oh man you

22:27

fucker okay you figured my

22:29

memory okay yes um

22:33

vito on twitter I believe in a

22:35

vito on twitter vito being

22:37

vito on twitter you can

22:40

stop the song now you cannot you can never

22:42

stop the song vito the other

22:44

guy's not working so you're fucked vito being vito

22:46

on what I remember what it

22:48

was what was it because that was lost I saved

22:50

your tweets first of all let me let

22:52

me call attention to this one sorry I know I'm

22:55

interrupting your bit okay that's fine this is uh

22:58

what the fuck oh good what the fuck is

23:00

this so you don't actually have it no well

23:03

that was you that was you challenging yellow flash

23:05

or accepting yellow flash is that no no

23:07

no I know okay that was you there it

23:10

is there it is remember

23:12

you said to yellow flash

23:14

remember when you wanted to fight me in

23:16

real life let's make it

23:18

happen pick a venue I am

23:21

prepared to fight yellow flash he did issue

23:23

a threat to you yeah

23:25

during a live stream right yeah he

23:28

kept saying well well you know he better not show

23:30

his face around here or I'll I'll

23:32

suck his I mean I had forgotten about that knockoff

23:34

and then my mal this stuff's been going on now

23:36

and somebody was like hey remember that time yellow flash

23:38

did he wanted to kick your ass and I said

23:41

I do remember that if you remember that I wonder I

23:43

wonder if he holds true to that

23:45

I bet he'll push out let's see if

23:47

he pushes out well he's right he mentions

23:49

this tweet to him he's been

23:52

untagging himself they're like hey yellow flash you're

23:54

gonna fight you know you and it looks

23:56

a little untagged so it doesn't see the

23:58

notifications for it anymore yellow bitch guy He's

24:00

not gonna fight me. I would I would

24:02

honestly try I would you get out of

24:04

him I would get I would have this

24:06

show we document it and get a

24:09

personal trainer I'd go to the

24:11

boxing gym and wherever he was wherever he was

24:13

looking at I would have somebody about to molest

24:15

a kid Right and he cannot stop

24:17

thinking and staring at that. You know what

24:19

you know what motivates me more than anything

24:21

is just pure annoyance I just want this

24:24

guy to shut the fuck up because right

24:26

now he's fighting with even he's like well

24:28

Vito said We this one

24:30

time and that means he's I'm like, you know

24:32

what? I just want to beat the shit out

24:34

of one guy who just will not shut up

24:36

about these stupid fucking He's trying

24:38

to do what I did to Eric July.

24:40

Yeah, he's a man cyber, but that's not

24:43

gonna work No, cuz Ethan's funny and fun

24:45

and yellow flash goes That

24:47

thing about spider-man. So what did I delete?

24:49

What do you even were upset about? Aha? I

24:52

knew you were gonna try to get out

24:54

of it. I'm not trying to get

24:56

out of it What's your time you

24:58

deleted you come you complaining that the

25:00

the new fairly odd parents character is

25:03

black, right? You deleted that.

25:05

Yeah, didn't you? I fucking knew it I

25:07

brought that in to shove in your face

25:09

because you're mister like well Santa could

25:11

be black well The Aragorn from Lord of

25:14

the Rings could be black and then you're

25:16

like, oh great fairly odd parents getting

25:18

a reboot and the Protagonist instead

25:20

of being little Timmy a little white boy is a

25:22

little black girl What the

25:24

fuck is this then well,

25:26

I mean Twitter

25:30

Right Twitter love you don't be the point

25:33

is not that the little the

25:35

fairly odd parents as a black little girl

25:37

carrier It's that everything is a blouse little

25:39

girl character, you know You're

25:43

like fear of a black elf it's totally no I

25:46

Everyone should be making Aragorn black was

25:48

stupid. That's a different fear of a

25:50

black elf The difference is

25:52

inventing a new black elf what?

25:55

Oh That's

25:57

what you were complaining about. Yeah, I was complaining about

25:59

the TV show not the magic cards

26:02

oh all right I think the black

26:04

Arizona magic card another Santa he's another

26:06

elf he's a fairy

26:08

men that's different he's like got a

26:10

legacy you know it's like we've had so you're saying

26:13

he could be black I'm saying it's a guy for vid

26:15

you can have a cartoon

26:18

show with a black little girl character it's

26:20

just like when every single

26:22

show is like what was a little black girl

26:24

what it was a black girl what if a

26:26

little bad girl I'm like okay guys how

26:28

about it's like a white little black house on

26:30

the pair I

26:33

mean it would honestly be better if it was like anything

26:35

it's always black though that's the weird

26:37

thing what if it was a Mexican computer it's

26:40

either black or Hispanic yeah

26:42

half Hispanic and half black yeah and

26:46

the mom goes around going like oh oh

26:51

yeah like the most fucking racist

26:53

Speedy Gonzalez shit ever I just

26:56

want homey cheese I want a

26:58

situation where it's a white guy

27:00

gets replaced by a different white

27:02

guy it would just

27:04

be bold at this point oh can

27:07

you believe it okay do your thing

27:09

number nine I'm so glad that was bothering me

27:11

for like the last two hours I'm like that

27:13

motherfucker I always archive your ass and then sometimes

27:15

I go like with that yellow flash when I

27:17

archived instead someone archived this two seconds ago and

27:19

I'm like okay good I just deleted it because

27:22

nobody knew the point I was trying to make

27:24

I was just going well I don't see why

27:26

I can't be a black lady I'm like it's

27:28

not that it can't be a black lady it's

27:30

that you hate it's up now whatever number nine

27:32

people who pretend it not to understand

27:35

jokes that was from Bo blacks hmm

27:37

Bo blacks in the top ten grooming

27:40

young men into a culture of simping at

27:42

number eight that was you good good good

27:45

at number seven is short attention

27:47

spans for the second time for

27:51

me at number six

27:53

pretending we hate cancel culture also for

27:55

me at number five and parking lots

27:59

Oh Go vote

28:01

that one up. From the Hollywood

28:03

or the Halloween bonus episode at

28:05

number four is sexy Halloween costumes

28:07

larger than a medium Yeah, at

28:10

number three again from the spider-man episode

28:13

Spider-man's natural wrist goo.

28:15

Yeah, that was number one. Was

28:17

that you? That was me. Was it? Yeah,

28:19

I hate that You hate

28:21

when it's not you want no wait. I thought you

28:23

said you liked it when it's natural Well, I was

28:26

lying. I was lying for to do comedy if I

28:28

said that. Okay, was that you? I

28:31

don't know. It sounds like something I would we don't know

28:33

who the number one problem is Well, no, that's not the

28:35

number one. The number two is the homeless.

28:37

That was definitely you and Number

28:40

one get rid of them the number one

28:42

problem of 2023 Air

28:47

B&B cleaning fees Didn't

28:51

destiny do that that was destiny. God damn

28:53

it. So destiny is the big winner of

28:55

2023 Destiny

28:58

fans Congratulations. How's the close

29:00

one for that? I'm giving that multi-millionaire another

29:02

win get a lot of bad news And

29:05

I hope he's so happy billionaire after 2023

29:12

my wife's about to take half my fortune You

29:16

know, I've been trying to get through these

29:18

boys my whole life. Hey guys, don't get

29:20

married Yeah, my close

29:23

friends. He would have the Cognitive

29:25

to sign a prenup there.

29:28

Does that matter in Sweden? I don't think so

29:30

I don't think you could look

29:32

at a woman in Sweden without she gonna take all his

29:35

money. Oh man, I

29:38

Haven't kept on on the destiny divorce saga, but it

29:40

seems like that's an irreconcilable. I don't want to know

29:42

about it When a guy's getting divorced, I don't want

29:45

to know about it. I don't want to know about

29:47

it when he's married. I I

29:50

really don't ever want to know about a

29:52

man's family. I Well,

29:55

if you're in Destiny's audience tell him he's the big winner

29:58

of 2023 and we'd love it Davenback

30:00

in 20 24 Okay,

30:04

do I have comments here? I

30:06

don't know yeah warp No

30:12

Hmm Dakota says I just want you guys to

30:14

know I think of Vito's sebum coming out of his head

30:16

At least once a day every day at

30:19

some random time when you get a boner

30:21

from it You might have a problem Dakota

30:23

Martin. I can't believe you made your

30:25

mother Organize and pay for

30:27

her own Transport to the airport after not

30:29

seeing you for years because 8 a.m. Is

30:31

too early for you to wake up Stop

30:34

saying I'm a sleepy boy. It's

30:36

weird get it together Vito For

30:39

those of you listen to the bonus episode I talked about

30:41

making my mother take an uber to the airport, which is

30:43

not a big deal I

30:46

don't want to drive to the airport and install the

30:48

u-braf Cuz you don't want to wake up at 8

30:50

a.m To go to Burbank

30:52

the easiest airport in probably the world not

30:55

in the world Pretty easy LA

30:57

it's still a pain in the ass.

30:59

What a traffic Not

31:01

Nyan Norville these bonus episode intros

31:03

are my favorite Vito you blew

31:05

my dick off out my butthole

31:07

I love you all you

31:09

make my workday tolerable Wow,

31:12

what a great bonus episode we had I would feel like

31:14

a fool To not pay for

31:16

access to that bonus episode. I tell you what

31:19

Warp says when Vito expresses his problems we can

31:21

call it Vito weighing in on the heavy issues

31:25

But a lot of people like that it's not it's

31:27

like a Garfield book title. Yeah

31:30

Except our field lays around or something choose the

31:32

fat Garfield. She's the fat. I remember those I

31:35

had a bunch of those Garfield books I'm

31:37

a real mad Chris Prez Garfield. Oh, yeah

31:41

Garfield is like I Don't know

31:43

if it's better or worse than Chris. It's worse than him

31:45

being Mario though Yeah,

31:47

these are like iconic childhood

31:50

characters Garfield

31:53

yeah Maybe

31:56

don't pretend Garfield did not have an effect

31:58

on your life But I

32:00

don't know Chris Pratt can be Garfield. I don't

32:02

really care. No no no somebody as somebody pointed

32:04

out They're like how do you not at least

32:06

let H John Benjamin audition for that role? I

32:10

don't You don't want

32:12

Bob's burgers to be Garfield now cuz it will

32:14

suck no won't don't be great He's got a

32:16

great voice. It will be retarded though. I don't

32:19

need like maybe it'll be good. I didn't sing

32:21

it No, no, no, I can make a field

32:23

movie. There's a lot there shove it at is

32:25

lazy. That's a lot of fun shove

32:28

this in vetoes ass Somebody

32:30

send one comment. That's about like

32:34

I want to show something dick says

32:36

dick is an alcoholic one

32:40

But Lidger says only veto slash fat ox can

32:42

walk away from $200 a week to okay That's

32:46

negative vote up leaving money on the

32:48

table ass handler says I'm gonna say it veto

32:50

is just boogie at this point Okay, he doesn't

32:52

want to okay Viper

32:55

7k the bit will never go away as long

32:57

as video keeps making excuses and people keep

32:59

super chatting slash How's it?

33:01

I don't know. It's all I only had those

33:03

types of comments. Well as I said Fuck

33:07

you. No, I don't know. Okay.

33:09

Here's my problem. Yeah, it's

33:11

abandoning American citizens abroad My

33:15

very close friend coach red pill and

33:18

we hate we've hated women together for a long time

33:21

Ryan was murdered by Vito's

33:24

pal Zielinski. Oh, we're

33:26

starting to show off on a real

33:28

fun note. Jesus Christ He

33:31

had a straight no murder even the rain

33:33

downer for the second problem Death

33:36

it's not a downer cuz it's what you

33:38

wanted. I mean, it's what you liberals wanted

33:40

I wanted to coach red pill to die

33:42

in Ukraine Yeah, or else you could have

33:44

just stopped stepped in and said hey We're

33:46

gonna send you like a hundred billion dollars

33:48

of like old missiles Send us that guy

33:50

send us that 50 year old guy that

33:52

went over there to bang probably I mean

33:55

Definitely poor women. What's

33:58

he originally living in Ukraine? Or

34:00

did he move there now? He

34:02

like any war stuff Chile? But

34:05

then he wanted to cover the war he moved

34:07

to Ukraine when they were big on doing prostitutes

34:10

and then they changed their their

34:13

Their economy to money laundering

34:15

for Blackrock and Vanguard did

34:17

you seriously move there for prostitutes? I don't actually

34:19

why would anyone move to Ukraine? I don't know

34:21

well he get a surrogate to get a surrogate

34:23

mother right I gotta go over not doing he's

34:25

only doing the lead-up Yeah, he's doing the first

34:27

part of the surrogacy, and then he sends it

34:29

over to two Homosexuals

34:31

hmm. Hey, that's a good. That's a good

34:34

gimmick Bang

34:37

you fuck the horse and the gay guys got

34:39

to take the kid hey, that's a Pave

34:42

let me loosen this baby maker up

34:45

Bang I open that cervix wide open for

34:47

you man surprise. I'm surprised

34:49

more rich guys You

34:51

know like don't go you can buy I will

34:54

make a baby for you. I guess you can't

34:56

sell a baby, huh? Not

34:59

after no you can if you

35:01

go to prison yeah, if a woman's going to prison she

35:04

can Arrange an adoption

35:06

for a price really yeah for

35:08

people I used to work for a guy who

35:10

did that I'm saying like Elon Musk can't say

35:12

you know you can father my

35:14

child for 10 grand no you

35:16

can say What are you talking about

35:18

the prenup? But I'm saying can he be

35:20

like you know you pick give me a

35:22

surrogate. I'll fill you I don't know yeah I guess

35:24

you could why you have to hang like fill me

35:26

with sperm and stuff. What do you have to keep

35:28

saying that part? Now

35:31

we're at a veto level three I'd

35:35

be out there. I'd be like well my sperm

35:37

is worth something It's Elon Musk sperm like you

35:39

might make a super autism, baby. You can you

35:41

know build rocket ships. Why are you obsessed with?

35:45

With making kids to exploit them Like

35:49

everything goes back to that for you You

35:53

Know that when you're too old they're gonna

35:55

rise up and destroy you, right? Have you

35:57

not read any like stories? How

36:00

about your specific type of? I

36:02

just fired Laddish as method Arrowhead

36:04

I know, social fetish. I just

36:07

think like this on tap financial

36:09

potential there and for in having

36:11

a family. Ah. That's

36:15

why we're stuck in a loop this forever.

36:17

Lou Her I said. This gambler's fallacy that

36:19

you're telling us right now is that ab

36:21

are you can buy video games that were

36:23

not amp and there's one guy in your

36:25

his kid run the item for my analysis.

36:28

do him to the people Give the. I

36:30

got to know the you wish you

36:32

had kids these caesar and you could

36:34

tell your wife and it's the family

36:36

business Like family value to be like

36:38

the family business and weeks ago. My

36:42

book of Joe a double the price

36:44

of as Humans Hundred years of remaking

36:47

the kid like stay up all night

36:49

because asking her ass is their daily

36:51

business Upon our city said you're gonna

36:53

pay off scared he said the sell

36:55

him hours Ah gotta love gonna soundtrack

36:57

I'm sorry Coach Red Pill my good

36:59

friend he wants told me that I

37:02

inspired him. To. Do was a

37:04

hate women more Oh and am very

37:06

proud of that. As. How

37:08

yeah that's how he died. Has to the head

37:10

women so much you want to exploit them In

37:12

Ukraine you killed him. And

37:15

he lives really. The.

37:17

Game which Is Your Death

37:19

is talks about by Tucker

37:21

Carlson. Brian. And of that's

37:23

my dream that are that on my side

37:25

as our dream Like man if I could

37:27

just die and Tucker Carlson will like. Interview

37:30

my dad. My dad won't like laugh

37:32

at any part of the interview. Postal

37:35

I now have my the I saw that

37:37

he's going to try to tell some fucking

37:39

job's how the hell they confirmed that he's

37:42

dead. Ah, When.

37:44

Alone Zaleski. Rent

37:47

A. Got an amphibious jet

37:49

ski with all of our money and

37:51

dragged his body Iran and their for

37:53

for his mansion and do animals job

37:55

sir Rang and for by yeah he

37:57

bonded over. I'll have our flaming money.

38:00

Now I'm melissa situations where I

38:03

go. Yeah, but maybe to sit

38:05

in a gun in a. While. He

38:07

was there for a while. He was they're

38:09

feeling America's. Mom. Erica stuff isn't that

38:11

are thing I grew. Taking democracy and free speech

38:13

sell these well as a thing. As Guy was

38:16

doing a free speech I know that I know

38:18

Now this is a haze. Let him back or

38:20

will. I will. New. Pew.

38:23

And Nato. I mean the point I'm

38:25

saying like morally he was. You know

38:27

Ryan, He's right here as a journalist

38:30

to go and do damage around and

38:32

says. Yeah. Sure, whatever and I

38:34

we have a lot of opinions. he got killed

38:36

by it's all this my last are I got.

38:38

Yeah well you're not gonna be the morally correct

38:40

guy in the mouse trap reduced now and be

38:42

in the mouse trap like it's I want to

38:44

go over there and piss off a bunch of

38:47

like a same. Adds that

38:49

never works. Yeah, that's true. So.

38:51

Maybe two guys a game. Now for the

38:53

games. A mousetrap fails. I

38:56

think that it is a tragic will have

38:58

a this guy obviously. You. Know

39:00

bozo yet again. Other countries don't air about

39:02

free speech to trousers the I mean it's

39:04

it's not that around such as you guys

39:07

did it. Liberal. I don't

39:09

realize you're depending this on may I did

39:11

not do this as the state. Here's what

39:13

the or Biden Guys State Department said: We

39:15

can confirm the death of the Us is

39:17

in Ukraine. Ha! Now

39:19

they didn't say they. Said

39:23

he was that say saw our

39:25

ah the solar flare so said

39:27

I some outside as a little

39:29

cards year and a mama disarm

39:32

screen where they grew Drew and

39:34

Mohamed El Mohamad having sex with

39:36

Gonzalo are you dead? Name an

39:38

hour and Gonzalo Lire. Ah,

39:40

Starts off. And

39:42

was in our coach Red Pill. He's.

39:44

read: pilling. People.

39:47

In hell Now that a lot

39:49

of people. Dying. In.

39:52

the flag little spear of old men

39:54

and as a little a motel i'll

39:56

guards are they're dying of very i

39:58

think of loads who blew his brains

40:01

out. Medikir's

40:03

got cancer. Who

40:06

else is dying or died? Somebody else

40:09

died. And

40:11

this whole little- Medikir's got Christmas bonus

40:13

cans. I'm just joking, I'm joking. I'm

40:15

joking. Somebody

40:18

wanted to be, you know how I brought

40:20

in fake retirements as a problem? Oh no.

40:22

Someone's like, hey, for vote it up, you

40:24

gotta bring in a Medikir, fake cancer retirements.

40:26

I'm like, all right. He sounds sick. He

40:28

sounds very sick. I'm

40:30

just saying, these guys are dropping like flies. Tate's

40:32

going to prison. Yeah,

40:35

the rapist. He confessed to human

40:37

trafficking when I interviewed him on my show.

40:40

People online are like, oh, do you know what's

40:42

your evidence? I'm like, he told me that before

40:45

he was famous. Yes, I'm trafficking women. Yeah, he

40:47

bragged about how much money he kept from them.

40:50

And that he kept their passports and shit. All

40:53

right, that's trafficking, bro. It's not good. It's

40:55

funny, I mean, come on my show, tell

40:57

people about it. That's awesome. Coach

41:00

Red Pill, was he like a dating

41:02

advice? What was his Red Pill thing?

41:05

He told you women. How much do you hate women? Not

41:08

as much as you. Not enough. Yeah, exactly.

41:10

That's what Coach Red Pill brought to the

41:13

internet. I'm talking about women are

41:15

bad. Can I

41:17

watch his videos still? And his

41:19

delivery was somehow more

41:21

scummy than his message. Right. He

41:25

did scheme like a scummy guy. He

41:27

had a certain scumbag attitude. But

41:29

that doesn't mean Biden and Zelensky, the butt pals

41:32

have to assassinate him. I didn't say that. You

41:34

can't even say that. They got that

41:36

drug guy, that WNBA guy out. Brittany

41:42

Grineer. Yeah, him, they got

41:44

him out of. Stop him, stop

41:46

it. They

41:49

got them out of Russian prison.

41:51

They got her out of Russian

41:53

prison, yes. That

41:56

was Russian prison, though. That was a Ukrainian

41:59

prison. Yeah, and you're

42:01

right. Ukrainian prison should be easier. It should

42:03

be easier, right? We got that one out

42:05

of the guys attacking you and we're defending you.

42:07

Can we get that guy out? No,

42:10

we're going to rape him. I mean,

42:12

the problem that you run into is,

42:14

you know, when you

42:16

have these political prisoners, you

42:19

kind of yeah, it's a better PR

42:21

win to free the black WNBA

42:24

player than the guy who

42:26

says women are whores for money. You

42:28

know, well, I mean, if I were whore for

42:31

money, sure. What do you? You

42:33

shouldn't be whoring for free. I should have

42:35

just said whore. That's what you're saying. And

42:38

they are. And women are also. Sure. I

42:41

like you think it would look bad for Biden

42:43

if he busted out fucking CRP. My

42:46

best friend. I think that,

42:49

you know, there's no PR win form, so there's no

42:52

mow the thing in there. I was pro that

42:54

all the sick. I was pro that weed lady

42:56

getting out. And I was pro the Lord of

42:58

War getting out. Like, yeah,

43:00

weed guy out. Guns

43:03

guy out. Let all of them

43:05

out. The Lord of War war guy can get out

43:07

in the like last those recent. Yeah,

43:09

they traded them. They sent the Lord

43:11

of War back and he gave these like eloquent

43:15

speeches about how on TV on Russian TV,

43:17

about how like American citizens are just like

43:19

Russian citizens. Like, they just want to get

43:22

them, like, live and let live and get

43:24

by. And our governments are

43:26

pitting against each other. And then the basketball

43:29

lady came back and she said, yo,

43:31

fuck Trump, I don't even fucking like this country. Fucking

43:33

you. Oh, come here. Let's go read

43:36

out on three. She doesn't need to rap.

43:38

It's not. Or

43:41

worse than I miss at this point. We're

43:44

we're worse. All

43:47

right. So Coach Redfels dead. Who cares? Whatever.

43:50

One of your Internet buddies got went

43:52

to an active war zone and

43:55

he was there. The war zone crossed in. Sure.

43:58

And he kept running up to soldiers and going. doing

44:00

the wrong thing. You should

44:02

just let Russia do whatever they want."

44:04

And then they killed him. Ukraine

44:07

had the most horrors and the biggest hits

44:09

on the planet. And he followed

44:11

his dream, he went there, and

44:14

then war broke

44:16

out. God

44:18

forbid we have Trump in office. And he

44:20

could have used his American resources to abscond

44:23

to another country. At least get him out

44:25

of there. What do you mean I wrote

44:27

down his debt to be a- I see

44:29

three people currently he probably shouldn't have announced

44:31

his plans to escape on Twitter before he-

44:34

That was a really- I don't know why

44:36

he did that. Why did he do that?

44:39

Retard. Yeah that was like super

44:41

retarded. He said like, okay I'm going to the

44:43

border. Just tell somebody else to

44:45

do it but you want the clout on your fucking

44:48

Twitter. Like send it to literally anybody and say hey

44:50

don't post this for two days. Because

44:52

if in two days I'll have been caught.

44:54

Right. Send it to fucking me. Send it

44:56

to Nick Riqueta. You sent Nick Riqueta your

44:58

fucking stupid book Mulholland Drive or whatever it

45:00

was. Yeah he

45:02

could have- look how hard is it really about? Plout.

45:05

You wanted plouts and clicks and you wanted to see

45:07

them before you went you idiot and now you're dead.

45:10

Aren't all of Ukraine's resources focused on like the Russian

45:12

front? If you go the other way isn't it like

45:14

you can just go to a different country and get

45:16

out of Ukraine? I think he did. Yeah

45:18

but how did he get sawed or- He

45:21

was just biking around? Because he looked like a homeless

45:23

fucking drug addict. Well that's what he should have. That's

45:25

probably good though. Like who are you? And you just

45:27

go I don't know I don't know. No

45:30

the border's just shut down. Like we don't want you fucking

45:32

people. Yeah but the border- He's gonna disguise himself

45:35

like that Canadian top dig. Right?

45:38

Hello I'm coach Evan. That would have been good.

45:40

I'm coach Pinkpill. Well

45:42

it is tragic what happened. But

45:45

on purpose. Also just don't- if

45:47

you're in a war zone just- Don't what?

45:49

Don't say anything? What's

45:53

the point of having- why did we

45:56

kill Osama bin Laden? Who? You

45:58

know what's he gonna do? He's gonna knock down the- To down

46:00

again? Probably not. Where. You

46:02

to go to like Sudan blowing. I do

46:04

love gays and gay starve them like not.

46:07

add on our to do me a pick

46:09

me up sorry a tough spot that stance

46:11

I picked me up now you're whereby why

46:13

are we are I was watching him put

46:15

our viola. I'm Wallace's insanity I know what

46:17

he spanking. Okay, so you guys

46:19

I scratched imprisoned and get him out.

46:21

Don't let him die rides. It.

46:24

Sucks. I'm sized. Aca.

46:31

Of them are expanding their that you

46:33

know one place. I literally saw the

46:35

footage from Knoxville so fuck him. He.

46:39

Was in Knoxville games recording and interviewing

46:41

everybody in trying to make us buck

46:44

up thrive and like I see were

46:46

you doing to make us fucked up

46:48

in Seoul. While. Dec one

46:50

place where you can. Get

46:52

over your. Your. Loss.

46:55

It. Might be the Cosco. A

46:57

big fan of Cosco. Know.

47:00

I really gotta casco her cause

47:02

of fucking. Jam.

47:04

At the front. Oh the the

47:06

parking lot. Yeah now. the Awad ability

47:09

of getting into a Cosco the I

47:11

Know x. My be

47:13

my problem. Ah, but

47:15

there's a very specific reason for that

47:18

clusterfuck of cars. Look at, the cars

47:20

go. Yeah, For. The An. Insane

47:23

amount of people flooding in. Dick

47:26

my problem is too many Asians

47:28

at the cost. Of

47:36

were all that you're. In

47:40

a bad luck says what's

47:43

causing it was nice It

47:45

is always have stats. It's

47:51

that. It's the a have you. can

47:54

amount of people going to glasgow i

47:56

which was a normal are out of

47:58

people in till the until China

48:00

moved to town? Discovered Costco. No, it's

48:02

not! It's like that in fucking... I

48:05

grew up in Santa Clarita. It's like

48:07

that at every Costco. It has gotten

48:09

infinitely worse. Infinitely because of

48:11

Asians. Because of... Well, do you know

48:13

how many Asians there are? You're talking

48:15

about Indians or...? No, I'm talking about

48:17

like straight up Asians. Asians. Dick. I

48:20

did not invent this problem. This is a

48:22

real problem and I have real stats. From

48:24

Anthony Kumi's set? No! Even it's a real

48:26

problem. From USA Today and stuff. USA Today

48:28

did not print too many Asians at Costco!

48:30

Or they put it that way but they

48:32

said... You would be surprised

48:35

to know how many Costco shoppers

48:37

are Asian. Okay. Dick.

48:40

If you know that the

48:42

average Costco shopper is an

48:44

Asian-American woman between the ages of 35 and 44

48:46

years old. What?

48:50

The average Costco shopper is

48:52

married... A married Asian woman

48:55

between the ages of 35 and 44 with

48:58

a career degree and earning more than $125,000 a year.

49:01

Where? In Arcadia? No, in

49:03

Costco! How is that possible? I don't

49:06

know! Because they fucking love it! I'm

49:08

giving you stats! You think I made

49:10

this up but I didn't! What

49:13

do you mean? Dick! When I... How many

49:15

Asian women are there in the US? Dick,

49:17

every time I go to the Costco it's

49:19

nothing but Asian people everywhere. They've blown Costco.

49:22

I don't think I can talk to them. I

49:24

don't know if a lot of them are like...

49:26

You guys gotta dance. Authentic Asians. Give them

49:28

the Trump dance. Ooh, yeah. Look,

49:30

Asian Americans are the fastest growing

49:32

demographic in the US and

49:35

a disproportionate number of Costco customers. No,

49:37

they're not the fastest growing. They are

49:39

the fastest growing demographic in the US.

49:41

Terrorists are the fastest growing. No, they're

49:43

not. Terrorists coming into the border. Asian

49:45

Americans. Okay. I

49:48

feel like I'm that guy on that Twitter account. There's no

49:50

fucking way this is true! This is all true, you can

49:52

look this all up. I have these stats. Though

49:55

Asians comprise only 7% Of the

49:57

US population, they make up 12% of all... Go

50:00

shoppers you how you got a

50:02

more ah I got he wanted

50:04

as as as news agency any

50:06

I got go in the Us

50:08

has jumped eighty one percent from

50:10

two thousand twenty i seen a

50:12

couple of thing way and Asian

50:14

americans have the highest median household

50:16

income in the Us which is

50:18

all resulted in the higher the

50:20

Cosco being overrun. With. A's

50:22

and shoppers. lot of fahmy. The typical.

50:26

Thirty nine year old. American

50:29

woman earning cider

50:31

from insider. Said

50:36

to me it says the you thought I

50:38

just brought in light of like this her

50:40

run a racist prob This is an actual

50:42

raises problem with an input Sally Sue Yes

50:44

it is what you mean. It's not races,

50:46

it's very right. There's a thing as important

50:48

as an example can drive so that's what

50:50

that's I heard they're having to do with

50:52

the drier than that is or is it

50:54

is that there were men and will they

50:56

are women against arrived. But. Also, they

50:58

just love the Pascoe. Okay,

51:01

Why? Because Asian Americans according to

51:03

Nielsen I Q exhibits shopping habits

51:05

the differ from that of other

51:07

customers, Households. Of Asian

51:09

descent tend to be larger than the

51:12

overall Us population. Which. Makes sense for

51:14

Cosco that sells things and both. Asian.

51:16

Americans are more likely to buy in

51:18

bulk and they loved to see some

51:20

bargains as a result isn't consumers own

51:22

or and people don't like on does.

51:25

Not. As much. Oh. Ah,

51:28

Paradigms or that's what this is I think

51:30

is Italian. People are like. I like to

51:32

have a forty minute conversation with the boys

51:34

about whether breeds the double, the bed and

51:36

of buckets of grandfather's wasn't invented. Problem: This

51:38

is a real problem with real facts As

51:41

a result is about the driving part. that's

51:43

why not about the drive is arctic ice

51:45

beam thrive. In part is because so many

51:47

of them are going this is less of

51:49

them were going. Or if there was this

51:51

less of them. Overall mega one child. I

51:53

would be a Moscow. There should be a

51:56

ones out her Cosco policy. Okay. Because it

51:58

is impossible to get in there asia. It's

52:00

a more than twice as likely

52:02

to shop at warehouse clubs than

52:04

the average Us. consumer. L

52:07

K as as they pulled

52:09

some Asian people as to

52:11

why Cosco so popular because

52:13

Cause Goes actually began opening

52:15

stores in China. Where. Customers

52:17

have been suing for hours

52:19

to get into Cosco. And.

52:22

A some people said again they love bargains

52:24

the like buying things and box they could

52:26

store up. You know what I say Like

52:28

that's I didn't realize they probably set it in

52:30

some sort of language that I will not try

52:32

to rob I you I'd toss gazelle much ma'am.

52:35

Ma'am as is a third in

52:37

Rising, I know, Asian. People

52:40

like status. They like feeling

52:42

important to. you know, Like.

52:44

There and about you the rabble. So

52:46

the idea of a membership club or

52:48

they have a membership card they have

52:50

to show at the door like not

52:52

anybody can shop at the cost guy

52:54

asian people. Very. Into that. tens

52:57

of thousands of people lined up outside

52:59

the warehouse like I'm going make a

53:01

Mexican one, as is a Big Legs

53:03

Statue of the Virgin Mary. The August

53:05

seventy foot is like taller than don't

53:07

Statue of Liberty. Virgin Mary like a

53:09

zinger. makes sense. Okay, you think about

53:11

and she's at the front door. Sides

53:15

are modest income on I have dogs and

53:17

cats Mexican people in the door and as

53:19

a loss gray aren't as a Charles Now

53:21

you're not going to be able to get

53:23

a Mexican people. And for those. Here's.

53:25

The they sure as sex. Age. And people

53:28

they come as if it's see in

53:30

the the behavior of the A's and

53:32

consumer. They do love a bargain. Would.

53:34

You have in your mind price. As

53:37

he said that I imagine like fifty

53:39

sunny guys like sounding like their yes

53:41

I agree. I

53:46

see the at these guys you know their lawns

53:49

they go oh my god well this is on

53:51

sale. Will buy ten boxes will stored in the

53:53

garage. that's what he does. What is love? Comedy

53:55

will do that to hear but I love coming

53:57

to America when they come into China. You

54:00

got no place to put anything. You're buying, you

54:02

know, you don't have access to luxuries. You come

54:04

to America, you can buy, you know, I see

54:06

them buying like 10 pounds of steak it wants

54:08

to put in the freezer. It's like, this is

54:10

the land of opportunity. I'm

54:14

saying like, uh, Yeah, when

54:16

they come over, when they immigrate.

54:19

I don't know about that. I think so. I

54:21

think like second, third generation. I

54:23

think a lot of them are first generation,

54:25

or, you know, probably, Really?

54:28

If not, they grew up. Yeah, I think, you

54:30

know what? I think it is a lot of

54:32

first generation Asians. Huh? You see

54:34

a lot at the Costco. It's like older Asian people,

54:36

you know? I don't know. I never go to Costco.

54:38

Well, you're not a- Cause I fucking hate it. Now

54:41

I understand why. 35 to 45 year old Asian woman

54:43

with an average salary of $125,000 a year. What

54:46

if I put on a little like, that dress, what

54:48

is it? I

54:51

put my hair up in buns. Yeah. A

54:53

chiang chang or a? I don't know. You

54:56

haven't been to the Costco lately. When's the last time you

54:58

went to a Costco? Years,

55:00

man. Probably 10 years. Come with me to the

55:02

Costco. No. Why? So you can

55:05

see. It's all Asian. I've noticed this. I

55:07

said, why are there so many Asian people in the Costco?

55:09

And I looked it up and I was like, oh my

55:12

God, there's multiple articles about how much

55:14

Asian people love Costco. You know what? They

55:16

also love the free samples. Cause you know, you go

55:18

to communist China, you don't get a free sample of

55:21

anything. Yeah. No one's handing you a little hot dog

55:23

on a stick. I don't think

55:25

they're from like communist China though. I think

55:27

they're from- Vietnam or they're like second or

55:29

third generation. So there's a variety. Yeah,

55:31

there's Vietnamese. There's Thai. There's going to be a lot of

55:33

Thai people. Are there any strip clubs by that Costco? There

55:36

should be. Not because I like Asian women, but because

55:38

they're skinnier. You never see like a Asian woman's

55:40

60, 70, 140 pounds overweight.

55:44

There's one of those authentic Asian seafood

55:46

buffets right next to the Costco. I

55:49

think they do a two for it.

55:51

They go to the Costco and then

55:53

afterwards they load up on crab fried

55:55

rice. This is a very interesting problem

55:57

you brought in. There

56:00

man the stats are there yeah

56:02

the Asian Americans. I did

56:04

not know they were the most

56:07

burgeoning demographic the Asian population the

56:09

US at dick 81%

56:13

their population grew from 2000 to 2019. What did they

56:16

almost inning demographic? I didn't say

56:18

yeah, I said burgeoning demographic What

56:21

is burgeoning mean fastest growing

56:24

demographic burgeoning like getting larger?

56:26

That's what it means I'm pretty sure that's

56:28

what burgeoning me fine burgeoning

56:32

You've never used the term burgeoning no Virgin

56:36

no look right right down below there

56:38

the meaning of virgin it means growing

56:42

Okay, or blossoming

56:44

you're talking about Asian women blossoming

56:48

You really coming down to me go back

56:50

grow or develop rapidly expand or proliferate. No,

56:52

it's you're right all right. I know I'm

56:54

right you Look growing

56:57

expanding or developing right all right

56:59

all right there are rapidly developing

57:01

demographic the most Asian

57:06

Fast demographic you fucking said

57:08

it. What's the problem? Okay

57:10

the most what's the most

57:12

burgeoning? Population

57:15

put what is the fastest growing

57:17

demographic in the u.s. Fastest growing

57:19

or burgeoning though not in

57:22

the US Asian

57:25

Americans what? Asians

57:27

are taking over man. I had to build

57:29

a higher wall. They're flying over well That's

57:32

been overstaying their visas everybody's worried about Hispanics

57:35

and migrants or whatever else meanwhile

57:37

obviously Asians are taking over America.

57:39

Yeah, but they're fine man well

57:41

I Mean, I don't want

57:43

to get too deep into it, but they

57:45

are very nice people the Asians I live in

57:48

a very Asian neighborhood, and there's like people are

57:50

always like I thought Virginia caco missing my cat

57:52

went missing That's one of the yeah, okay minuses

57:56

Keep an eye on your cats in the Asian

57:58

neighborhood but max You know anytime

58:01

we'd be visiting like I heard California was all

58:03

homeless people. I went in a very exact it off

58:05

though, right? Yeah, they probably would have left it

58:07

alone. Okay. That guy jacked it off Point

58:11

is Asians are taking over America and there's a

58:13

lot of pluses that come along with that One

58:16

of the minuses is these motherfuckers cannot

58:18

stay away from the Costco I can't

58:20

get in there and if I do

58:22

I'm stuck I feel like I'm

58:24

in Shanghai every time I go to the Costco

58:26

now, okay? It's just wall-to-wall

58:28

Asian people. I feel like I'm I'm is

58:30

it like a share of cards like bumper,

58:32

but It's like

58:35

I'm in Kowloon, Walt City trying to like

58:37

get Something up I know that

58:40

reference. There's just like an old lady cooking noodles

58:42

on like one of the shelves up there Up

58:49

laundry all across and I'm like, oh God

58:51

I want to go to the fucking Costco

58:54

anymore. Why are you going to Costco though?

58:56

Get a hot dog? You

58:59

get that in the front then get too many bagels at

59:01

once. Oh, you get like 50 bag. Oh, that's

59:03

right You were complaining about having to buy 12 bagels at a time. I Get

59:08

I get a diet coke in bulk. They

59:10

got a good price under what how many diet

59:12

coke you get You like a it's like one of

59:14

those flat racks like 30 30 Get

59:18

a good deal on those You

59:21

want to go to Costco get some diet coke? Fill

59:23

my truck up with diet coke dude. They're pretty

59:25

cheap. So yeah, let's do it man Let's

59:27

go to Costco some time mostly I use

59:29

it as a max diet cooks you can get they

59:32

don't have a limit We'll see they

59:34

say that You stack

59:36

them in your garage. See now you're

59:38

thinking like an Asian consumer and

59:42

That's the bottom line too many Asians

59:44

at the Costco when I said that

59:52

Okay, I mean the data supports it I

59:54

know you really thought and that's why I

59:56

waited because we always tell the problems ahead

59:58

of time so dick I kinda knew what I

1:00:00

was gonna do. I just said too many people at the cast

1:00:03

show. Maybe we shouldn't do that. I

1:00:05

started that because Mads's problems were retarded

1:00:07

always. Ours are usually passed by

1:00:09

each other and we usually don't do the same thing.

1:00:12

Well no, his was like, I wanna

1:00:14

do rape and date rape. Right. I

1:00:17

better come up with some really funny problems.

1:00:19

Offset that. Anyway.

1:00:22

Just the way you reacted is very funny. Yeah,

1:00:24

yeah, yeah. You thought this was gonna be bullshit.

1:00:27

Let's try one where we didn't realize. I had

1:00:29

stats. And the

1:00:31

stats support my hypothesis. I didn't care to be honest. I wish

1:00:33

this. I can't. You wish

1:00:35

it was just a racist problem. Okay,

1:00:37

my problem is would. The phrase would,

1:00:39

the guys all say online. Would. W-O-U-L-D.

1:00:43

W, if any time, they say it in

1:00:46

real life too. If any time there's any

1:00:48

kind of woman involved, any kind of commentary

1:00:50

about a woman, some fuckin' simp, some turbo

1:00:52

simp, powered by, I don't

1:00:55

know, whatever, coconium, 345 will come in

1:00:59

at the very end of whatever. You know, a woman's

1:01:01

getting fuckin' eviscerated and this fuckin' jackass will come in.

1:01:04

Would. Would.

1:01:07

I would. I would fuck her. Like, ah man,

1:01:09

I mean, we would all fuck her. We all

1:01:11

would. We all would do it. Don't

1:01:14

invalidate what we're doing

1:01:17

with criticizing and talking by bringing sex

1:01:19

into it. Did you see this recently?

1:01:21

Was somebody commenting on a attractive lady?

1:01:23

I see it on Twitter a lot.

1:01:27

Yeah. Sometimes as a joke, you

1:01:29

know, it'll be like a picture of a

1:01:31

blue Asian lady with a tentacle mouth. Yeah.

1:01:34

I think it goes, would. Would. Yeah, okay.

1:01:36

That's funny. What

1:01:39

happened to you just saying nice?

1:01:42

That was good. That was nice. Nice.

1:01:45

Yeah. Nice. That was annoying.

1:01:47

Yeah. I got it. I

1:01:49

think would should be reserved for I know

1:01:51

that we would all fuck her because she's

1:01:53

not morbidly obese. So. Well,

1:01:56

you're supposed to use it when it's like a

1:01:58

woman of questionable. You know bangability,

1:02:00

you know like a weird one. Yeah,

1:02:02

like I like a lady with dog

1:02:04

to near and very oh, yeah

1:02:08

Right crystal from Star Fox. Yeah, bang

1:02:10

that Melanie Mac, right? Look at this

1:02:12

dumb bitch saying saying the end Shit

1:02:15

learned it Would

1:02:17

man, I know we'd all fuck. All right,

1:02:19

but I get it Valley

1:02:22

max stick. Wow, that's really

1:02:25

that's really getting a lot of traction. I Saw

1:02:28

it in that this woman posted herself with

1:02:30

the giant prosthetic tits like that Canadian shop

1:02:33

teacher that uh, yeah That uh, what's her

1:02:35

name? Let's let's go on twitch streamer. Yeah.

1:02:37

Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

1:02:39

which giant? prosthetic

1:02:43

Even calling prosthetics. Is that what you call them? The

1:02:45

one they're like, I don't know they're like plastic Yeah,

1:02:47

you're like where to make it look like you have

1:02:50

like tits. Yeah Somebody

1:02:52

linked somebody linked them to me. I don't know how

1:02:54

everybody knows those are like no, they don't They

1:02:57

don't know they're fake. That's what I was my

1:02:59

fucking bow. That's what I was going insane So

1:03:01

you were like, oh man, those are those are

1:03:03

gonna kill her back. I'm like, those are costume

1:03:07

Pieces, right real tits you moron.

1:03:09

It's basically the top of a

1:03:11

sex doll chopped off so you

1:03:14

can wear it like a foam

1:03:16

Yeah, like like a gag or

1:03:18

something. It's not remotely real Yeah,

1:03:21

I didn't look real it people constantly

1:03:23

posting it. I'm like wood is obviously

1:03:25

wearing fake like Comically fake

1:03:28

tits. Yeah. Yeah. How do you not

1:03:30

know that? What's

1:03:32

wrong with? How

1:03:34

do you have the same rights that I do? Some

1:03:37

people are very stupid. Yeah, I do not

1:03:39

understand that they are being tricked wood. Oh

1:03:43

All right. Why don't you fuck a fucking

1:03:45

electrical socket man? Well, I mean I would

1:03:47

fuck the fake tit lady, but I guess

1:03:49

it goes on sad. Of course it goes

1:03:52

on sad. Wood. Yeah, no shit man She

1:03:54

was already hot with big tits. Right. Then

1:03:57

she strapped some giant fake plastic tits on.

1:04:00

Why would that stop you? How do you

1:04:02

not understand this meme? Wood is like if

1:04:04

it's bizarre that you would. Oh that satisfies

1:04:06

some strange fetish in me that you guys

1:04:08

probably don't have. Like a woman with a

1:04:11

car for a fucking head. Wood?

1:04:14

Really? That's interesting. Tell us more. Hottest

1:04:17

woman in the world. Wood? No shit, man.

1:04:19

No shit. Now you're having a gay fantasy

1:04:21

with us. Now you're just telling a bunch

1:04:23

of other guys that you would fuck this

1:04:25

obvious girl that we- No, I gotta think

1:04:27

about you fucking her and I don't think

1:04:29

about that. And now

1:04:31

I'm in composition with you. Here's what you should say

1:04:33

is- I would fuck her more than you. Just say,

1:04:35

wow, look at those tits. Look at those fucking huge

1:04:37

tits there. I wish your

1:04:40

tits were that big in real life. That's what

1:04:42

you should say. Yeah. I

1:04:44

like sex. That's what you should say. Say

1:04:46

I like sex. I like sex. That would

1:04:48

be a better meme. Man, I love having

1:04:50

sex. Awesome, me too. I

1:04:53

agree with that. Don't act like it's cute.

1:04:55

Like you're clever. I

1:04:57

think that's most of the internet is people thinking they're clever.

1:05:00

And that's- You know what? That's why the internet drives me nuts. The

1:05:02

whole goddamn history of the world. It's become

1:05:04

the world's biggest water cooler.

1:05:08

It's just people making office jokes. Jokes they've heard somewhere else.

1:05:11

Yeah, it's work now. Yeah. It is work now. They took

1:05:13

all the N words and stuff out of it. Yeah. And

1:05:15

they go, hey, remember this meme? And then they'll post the

1:05:17

pictures of the tits, and it'll be like, I don't know.

1:05:20

And it used to be where you could just go, oh yeah, N

1:05:22

word. And we're like, oh, I gotta get out of here.

1:05:24

And you're like, yeah, fuck off. I

1:05:27

posted the clip of our newest bonus

1:05:29

episode to Facebook, and it immediately got

1:05:31

deleted for promoting terrorism. So-

1:05:33

Well, I was. Yeah. Well,

1:05:36

we kind of were. We kind of came

1:05:38

around on Hamas. So. I

1:05:42

got bad news for you. I'm not on the

1:05:44

internet anymore. It's true. And

1:05:47

my landslide video got banned on Instagram. The lady getting

1:05:49

hit by the rock. You can't hang around me this

1:05:51

much. You're gonna get all your shit turned up. No.

1:05:53

And now I'm going to get the whole podcast banned

1:05:56

because I said there's too many Asian people at the

1:05:58

Costco. No, they're not protected. You

1:06:00

can be very you can be more racist

1:06:02

against Asian people than you can against white

1:06:04

people. Yeah Well, they're the fastest growing demographic

1:06:06

they can take you can kick them right

1:06:08

out of Harvard They're a burden. They're a

1:06:10

burgeoning people and burgeoning people can take a

1:06:12

little bit of trash talk imagine their tunnels

1:06:16

Baby expert tunnels. Oh,

1:06:18

I would love to see an Asian tunnel Very

1:06:20

very well made sideways either that or it

1:06:23

would collapse and kill like a million of

1:06:25

them No way. Oh, yeah, you put a

1:06:27

dent in the population and which Asian you

1:06:29

go with South

1:06:31

Korean or North Korean some of them are doing

1:06:34

better than others Dick

1:06:37

is my time. Yeah, it's your turn my

1:06:40

problem. You say would to me.

1:06:42

I'll find I'll track you down Okay,

1:06:45

well, I would make you that you saying I would make

1:06:47

sure to never say such a thing Did

1:06:52

you ever play those Batman games like

1:06:55

Arkham Asylum? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was awesome

1:06:58

My let me tell you this real quick. Mm-hmm.

1:07:00

My brother-in-law got it. Yeah, and It

1:07:04

was a long time ago before my sister and my

1:07:06

brother-in-law had kids. He got the game

1:07:08

He was real excited about it and he was telling me about

1:07:10

it I'm like Thursday. I was

1:07:12

coming up on Friday and I got there before he got

1:07:15

home from work or something I got there in the morning.

1:07:17

Yeah, and it was downloading. I played like

1:07:19

the whole thing like halfway through So

1:07:23

pissed off what the fuck well he can start his own

1:07:25

save game, right? I know cuz he came home and I'm

1:07:27

playing he's like what the fuck is this? Well

1:07:34

those Batman Arkham games probably some of the best

1:07:36

video games of that generation yeah,

1:07:38

definitely the best superhero game I think you're

1:07:40

ever gonna play and The

1:07:43

creators of that game Rocksteady studios. We

1:07:45

were all excited because they said well

1:07:48

Finally we're gonna give you a new installment

1:07:50

in the Arkham universe. Okay,

1:07:53

it's a suicide squad video

1:07:55

game Oh the suicide. Oh,

1:07:57

that's fun Harley Quinn captain boomerang case

1:07:59

King shark does a good movie and deadshot.

1:08:02

No, the movie's not good No,

1:08:04

the third one is the new one. Yeah,

1:08:06

the suicide squad the James Gunn one the

1:08:08

one with the fucking Peacemaker

1:08:10

guy. Yeah, yeah Yeah,

1:08:13

that one was good. The one with Will

1:08:15

Smith is not as good That

1:08:17

one sucks. Yeah, anyways, we're gonna

1:08:19

be a game that and it was about them fighting

1:08:21

the Justice League So they have to fight the flash

1:08:23

they have to fight Green Lantern Superman I'm

1:08:26

like That's a tough game to

1:08:28

make it's a tough game to make but I

1:08:30

trusted the makers of the new bad of the

1:08:32

Batman Arkham games to make it unfortunately,

1:08:36

they're owned by Warner Brothers a Company

1:08:40

that like many companies now is trying

1:08:42

to make as much money as possible

1:08:44

in a short amount of time through

1:08:46

various conniving schemes and

1:08:48

driving about a video game that you're

1:08:50

talking about Well, you

1:08:53

know how Batman is just you play

1:08:55

as Batman It's like a fun single-player

1:08:57

adventure you just go through and do

1:08:59

Batman stuff. All right. Yeah, okay

1:09:02

Well, what if instead of that we

1:09:04

made it a four-player multiplayer? live

1:09:07

experience like a MMO where

1:09:09

you're constantly finding new gear

1:09:11

you have to upgrade and

1:09:15

Microtrans that one player. It's not single player. He's

1:09:17

so side squad game is an online multiplayer

1:09:20

live service video game

1:09:23

and that is my problem dick is live service

1:09:25

video games If you're not

1:09:27

aware of this term a live sir only or you like

1:09:30

an MMO It's for only

1:09:32

at max. So you get into a little

1:09:34

it'd be good. You get okay. That

1:09:36

could be good, man Okay, here's why sure

1:09:38

it could be good. It could be fun

1:09:41

Yeah, buddies together and you all team up

1:09:44

and you fight the flash, right? Somebody's got

1:09:46

to be Harley the gay one. Oh, you

1:09:48

gotta be Harley Harley could be fine. That's

1:09:50

fun. Yeah, okay. Here's the problem is when

1:09:53

you think of Harley Quinn, what

1:09:56

kind of weapon would Harley Quinn use the

1:09:58

bat or a mallet? Better amount okay,

1:10:00

or just nagging you to death sure

1:10:03

okay, that's the most the

1:10:06

most devastating weapon

1:10:10

Took down Superman. That's why Superman

1:10:12

is not darkside nagging bitch mom

1:10:14

nagging bitch wife are Okay,

1:10:17

so Harley would be like a brawler with

1:10:19

like bad Batman's got a bunch of nagging

1:10:21

broad I got it. I get it women

1:10:23

are ruining all these characters Man

1:10:26

not care in real life real life, too,

1:10:28

right dead shot would have

1:10:30

what guns probably yeah, okay? like

1:10:33

quit like like Red

1:10:35

Dead to slow time Yeah,

1:10:38

that would be cool. Yeah, if King shark

1:10:40

big huge shark guy. How's he gonna fight

1:10:42

just brawler man brawler makes sense Shit out

1:10:45

of people and then of course captain boomerang

1:10:48

What is captain boomerang gonna do combos combos

1:10:50

of a boom? What would he maybe? Maybe

1:10:53

what would be his projectile of

1:10:56

choice throwing semen like that guy? Silence

1:10:59

of the land captain boomerang. I think mad. What's

1:11:01

his name would use boomerangs. That would make sense

1:11:03

right a little on the nose Okay,

1:11:06

yeah, why what is he well because

1:11:08

this of course being a live service

1:11:11

game where the focus is on Unlocking

1:11:13

different loot which is exchangeable between

1:11:16

characters. You know it's all about

1:11:18

unlocking new weapons So

1:11:21

deadshot of course uses guns

1:11:23

and Harley

1:11:25

Quinn of course uses

1:11:27

guns and then King

1:11:29

shark is running around with

1:11:31

guns and captain boomerang

1:11:35

The man who loves boomerangs

1:11:37

above all things is running

1:11:39

around Metropolis

1:11:42

with guns. It's just

1:11:45

a shooting game You

1:11:47

run around with machine gun and you

1:11:50

fire them at Superman. Yes Man,

1:11:52

I mean there's like obviously some melee

1:11:55

component, but the core gameplay is you

1:11:57

again. It's one of these online looters

1:12:00

games like a destiny like a

1:12:02

borderlands kind of thing. Borderlands is okay.

1:12:04

It's just a bunch of guys with

1:12:06

guns because they need you, because dick,

1:12:09

you can't just have Harley Quinn get

1:12:11

a hammer or maybe a

1:12:13

couple different hammers. You need to constantly

1:12:15

be on lock and loot and upgrades

1:12:17

and swapping them between your characters. Yeah,

1:12:19

but Batman did upgrade shit. Right, that's why Batman was

1:12:22

cool. You never, all you upgrade for Batman is

1:12:24

his fighting style. It's like he gets a new

1:12:26

combo or whatever else. And at no

1:12:28

point does he get a machine gun. First

1:12:30

he's got a gut and he's like, tighten

1:12:32

that gut man. Don't have to suck

1:12:34

it in no more. I think I got some

1:12:37

kind of a definition. I think I have obliques there.

1:12:40

Here's what happened is that games

1:12:42

like Destiny, Warframe, Final Fantasy XIV,

1:12:44

League of Legends have

1:12:47

made insane amounts of money for

1:12:49

all of that sort of shit

1:12:52

by being these constantly online experiences

1:12:54

with upgradable loot and character boxes

1:12:56

and loot crates and whatever else.

1:12:59

You ever get a loot crate in Batman

1:13:01

where you were driving around Arkham and you

1:13:03

found a loot crate? No. No.

1:13:06

Did you have to pay? I didn't even use

1:13:08

that stupid detective mode. I'm like, whatever. I know

1:13:10

it's Clayface. I'm gonna get stuck Clayface up. But

1:13:12

instead they've seen that again, games like Fortnite and

1:13:14

League of Legends can make infinite money because they

1:13:16

keep you around for years. And

1:13:20

somebody's got to meet two of these motherfuckers.

1:13:22

Who's got to send in the Soska sisters?

1:13:24

Here's what happens in these two of these

1:13:26

games. Trains their kids. Did you ever play

1:13:28

Destiny? Probably not. I bought

1:13:30

it. I played it for like a half hour

1:13:32

and I said, this sucks. It's just the same

1:13:34

fucking thing over and over and over with a

1:13:37

little bit of upgrades. I'm not playing this shit

1:13:39

anymore. So I never did. That's what this game

1:13:41

is gonna be because you have to grind the

1:13:43

loot. So it's not gonna be like you

1:13:46

fight the flash once and

1:13:48

you're like, okay, I beat that boss now to

1:13:50

move on to the next part of the game.

1:13:52

It's gonna be you and your friends fighting the

1:13:54

flash 200 different times to try and grind out

1:13:56

some stupid ice gun for King Shark or whatever

1:13:59

arm we're gonna get. set you're trying to

1:14:01

get. And instead of making a

1:14:03

focused single player experience, or even

1:14:05

multiplayer experience, you can make it like one of

1:14:07

those Marvel Ultimate Alliance games that said... That was

1:14:10

how fucking me and Randy played that game, like,

1:14:12

obsessively. Yeah! And it's a solid

1:14:14

thing. You can beat the game. There's an end

1:14:16

to the game. But it takes forever still. Sure!

1:14:18

You can buy new add-on packs. But you don't

1:14:21

end up fighting the same boss 500 times or

1:14:23

doing the same stupid rescue mission or whatever. You're

1:14:25

like, well... Oh, they fucked it up, you know?

1:14:27

I bought the Season Pass, and if I don't

1:14:30

rescue 2,500 hostages before the end of October, I

1:14:34

can't unlock Harley Quinn's special

1:14:37

clown costume. This

1:14:39

is what all video games are becoming.

1:14:41

Yeah. Or at

1:14:43

least this is the trend that we've been moving in. Although

1:14:45

now, or I'm hoping we move away from it, because a

1:14:48

lot of reviewers want to play this game. And

1:14:50

again, there's just shit all over the screen. There's

1:14:52

five different types of currency. You got red crystals,

1:14:54

and you got blue serum. And you got green

1:14:57

crystals, because there's a crafting system or whatever else.

1:14:59

I'm like, I just want a game where I

1:15:01

play as Harley Quinn and I hit guys with

1:15:03

a hammer. That's it. I

1:15:05

want to play a game where I could swap between them.

1:15:07

Sure, I press the R button, and now I'm King Shark,

1:15:09

and I'm punching guys. And I switch to Captain Boomerang, and

1:15:12

I throw a Boomerang! I want to throw Boomerangs! I don't

1:15:14

want everybody just... Oh, I guess I'll switch to that guy,

1:15:16

because he has the fire gun.

1:15:18

Oh, that guy's got the ice gun, so I'll switch to him

1:15:21

now. It's just a shooter. Because

1:15:23

again, you have to dumb the mechanics down

1:15:25

so that everybody... Live service video games?

1:15:28

Live service video games. This

1:15:30

is the trend that... Confusing. It

1:15:32

is confusing. This is what that game,

1:15:34

Anthem, that came out was, the Jetpack

1:15:37

game that completely failed. The

1:15:39

thing is that they go into these games also... Because

1:15:41

Destiny... I played Destiny when it came out, and it

1:15:43

sucked. Yeah. Okay? And

1:15:46

it takes like three years to make it

1:15:48

anything worth playable. What happened in

1:15:50

three years? I mean, people tell me now

1:15:52

it's almost okay, but most games never get

1:15:55

to that point, because they just... Yeah,

1:15:57

they just end up being these meaningless grinders.

1:16:00

Admissions where you it's like an MMO. It's

1:16:02

just constant quest grinding to get the

1:16:04

next Armor set doing the same

1:16:06

boss raid for the 500th time and I'm

1:16:09

going okay Look some people like that and you

1:16:12

can make that game, but man.

1:16:14

I would have just really liked a good Suicide Squad

1:16:16

game I like those Arkham games, and it's set in

1:16:18

the same universe as the Arkham games It's set after

1:16:20

the last Arkham game and everybody's saying oh the plots

1:16:22

really good and the story is really good I watched

1:16:25

all the videos yeah And then you fight Green Lantern

1:16:27

for the hundredth time because you have to unlock his

1:16:29

magic green power You know armor

1:16:32

for King shark well you can get a

1:16:34

king shark costume where he's wearing the green

1:16:36

lantern emblem It's

1:16:38

a disappointment and aren't these

1:16:40

guys doing a grand theft auto Game

1:16:43

x6 that's rocks are oh What's

1:16:47

this rocks steady? Like

1:16:50

the turtles yeah, I like the turtles Rock

1:16:52

steady rock steady games. Let's see

1:16:54

rock steady diversity What pops up

1:16:56

that rock steady LLC believe diversity

1:16:58

is an attribute that makes an

1:17:00

individual unique that's a right right

1:17:02

I don't know if that's the

1:17:07

Okay, rock steady studios is that it

1:17:09

I would think it's really how

1:17:11

that looks like their logo raise the game

1:17:13

They did raise the hashtag raise the game.

1:17:15

Yeah from rock steady studios. Let me see

1:17:17

rock steady No you guys games

1:17:19

get to go to that raising the game thing rock

1:17:22

study LTD yeah, that's

1:17:25

them creators of the Arkham game Diversity

1:17:28

and I think you had the right one

1:17:31

second ago. Don't rock steady

1:17:33

studio is Standing

1:17:36

you had it at the top there Hmm,

1:17:39

doesn't look very diverse well best

1:17:41

LGBT character award right there from

1:17:43

gaming With a

1:17:45

GA walk there you go look there

1:17:47

you go You

1:17:50

know put it on there you go. They

1:17:52

should have earned a real quick. They should

1:17:54

have worn this right there Oh, there we

1:17:56

go. It's presented by rock studies, so they

1:17:58

did their own even worse They

1:18:00

did their own gay and gaming

1:18:02

awards! We are thrilled to have

1:18:04

sponsored the best LGBTQ plus character

1:18:07

award for two consecutive years! So

1:18:09

they sponsor the show, they pay money to

1:18:12

promote the gay. Girls make games.

1:18:15

We sponsor girls make games. Look, I don't

1:18:17

know what... There's a lot of problems. Black

1:18:20

girls are never doing games. Women

1:18:22

in games. Proud

1:18:26

out! Here's what these companies...

1:18:29

You think that fat retard ass will do like

1:18:31

a women in games rant or is it just

1:18:33

trans people? Because they only ever pick on trans

1:18:35

people. I don't know. But they don't go after,

1:18:37

you know. Those guys are driving me nuts. I

1:18:40

was going to say this is also what killed the

1:18:42

Avengers game, which could have been cool. But again, it

1:18:45

was one of these live service games where you have

1:18:47

to constantly... I don't want to play one video

1:18:50

game. That's the other thing. They're

1:18:52

designed to be the only video game you

1:18:54

ever play. Every day you have to log

1:18:56

into your Suicide Squad account because there's some

1:18:58

new mission going on or some limited time

1:19:01

campaign. I got a little sucked into it

1:19:03

with Destiny and I realized, I just don't

1:19:05

want to play Destiny for the rest of

1:19:07

my life. And I quit. Somebody

1:19:09

who I never got into like World of Warcraft and

1:19:11

I'm like, why would I just want to play one

1:19:13

video game? They have in their fucking page, dude. Blue

1:19:16

haired woman, gay guy, woman. Fuck

1:19:18

a book woman. Guys

1:19:21

doing work. Blue haired woman. Gay guy.

1:19:23

Multiple women. Black guy. They got a

1:19:25

show. I don't know. Samoan. Okay.

1:19:29

I got it. Lady. I

1:19:33

don't know what has caught... I think it's

1:19:35

more Warner Brothers, though, lean dollar. I think

1:19:37

Warner Brothers said, let's look up Warner Brothers.

1:19:40

You don't need to look up Warner Brothers. You

1:19:42

know Warner Brothers. They've got all these diversity initiatives.

1:19:46

I remember one point. Warner Brothers has been doing this for

1:19:48

a while, though, and they've ruined a lot of good games.

1:19:50

So vote up DEI, my problem. It's

1:19:52

part of it. I didn't say DEI. It's

1:19:54

not DEI. That's the problem. It's the games. This

1:19:56

whole... It's wanting to make infinite money off of

1:19:58

a thing. I remember... at one point they made

1:20:01

you know how League of Legends is super popular yeah

1:20:03

they made a Lord of the Rings League

1:20:05

of Legends ripoff that nobody even remembers I played

1:20:08

it like a press junket it's like you know

1:20:10

instead of having cool League of Legends characters what

1:20:12

if you were Gandalf and I'm like can you

1:20:14

guys just make a good game yeah do you

1:20:16

need to stop do you really need to copy

1:20:18

Fortnite or League of Legends or any other game

1:20:21

and be like well we could also make a

1:20:23

bajillion dollars with these IP I'm

1:20:25

surprised that Harry Potter game wasn't some online

1:20:27

fucking multiplayer thing well I was looking forward

1:20:30

to this game because I like the Batman

1:20:32

games I'm still gonna play

1:20:34

it but I think it's

1:20:36

gonna not be as good as it could have been

1:20:38

if it was just even the Batman game like it's

1:20:41

hard to do a Batman game because you can't use

1:20:43

guns yeah you have to you know yeah you got

1:20:45

to come up with clever things you use batarangs and

1:20:47

whatever but they still put a gun in it he

1:20:49

had like an electric an electric shooting gun

1:20:52

it's a taser it's a little

1:20:54

different but

1:20:56

if you were traumatized I did really

1:20:58

shooting your parents that would still trigger

1:21:00

it that's the whole fucking

1:21:02

point here is that being bullets

1:21:04

not gun like if you bring out a vacuum a

1:21:07

dog doesn't go like well let's see what comes out

1:21:09

of the vacuum I know is the idea

1:21:14

that they sat down there like oh you can't

1:21:16

boomerang in the game let's give them a

1:21:18

machine gun I went that shouldn't have been

1:21:20

a clue that you're doing something wrong machine

1:21:23

gun can't bring down the flash that's

1:21:25

the other problem is I'm like I'm gonna fight

1:21:27

the flash well flash has been taken over by

1:21:29

brainiacs so maybe that slowed him down a bit

1:21:31

great plot to brainiacs I'll be cool

1:21:36

and I remember when they

1:21:38

announced I was very excited and the more information

1:21:40

that comes out about it and again journalist played

1:21:42

it and said yeah it's kind of a fucking

1:21:44

mess all right the problems are abandoning

1:21:47

American citizens abroad yes

1:21:49

and too many

1:21:52

Asians oh boy

1:21:54

at the Costco many Asians

1:21:57

not that's not and in general just

1:21:59

like I don't want to say the whole thing. Typically, Costco.

1:22:02

And live service video game.

1:22:04

Live service video games.

1:22:06

No one will fucking know what that means. Well. I

1:22:09

don't know what it means. Live service video game. If

1:22:11

they listen to the show, then no. Alright.

1:22:15

I assume the people voting on the problem, I assume

1:22:17

there's no guy who just once in a while logs

1:22:19

in the biggest problem gut show and goes, oh, that

1:22:21

sounds interesting. I assume they're listening to the episode and

1:22:23

they get a description of the problem. I don't know,

1:22:25

I go through and I'm like, what the fuck problem

1:22:28

was this? Yeah, I know. Alright.

1:22:32

Hey, JK Vito. Oh

1:22:34

my god, Vito, you were on thin ice,

1:22:36

my friend. Great. First, I've

1:22:39

only gotten whatever, 10 minutes into the

1:22:41

podcast and you call an Italian shower a

1:22:43

Mexican shower? Oh yeah. An

1:22:45

Italian shower, my friend, to spray yourself with

1:22:47

cologne and not take an actual shower. And

1:22:49

who you are trying to raise games. Trying

1:22:51

to force that off on a Mexican shower.

1:22:53

Yeah. By calling him a Mexican shower.

1:22:56

Yeah. That's not going to apply.

1:22:58

And then, no less

1:23:00

than a minute later, you say

1:23:02

that you must be fair as

1:23:05

a way to get around saying, who be fair?

1:23:07

I do remember doing that. You're on thin ice.

1:23:09

That's all I got to say about my friend.

1:23:11

You're on thin ice. I'm not on thin ice.

1:23:13

Well, with that guy you are. I said you

1:23:15

must be fair. That's not saying the thing. Must

1:23:20

be fair. That's not against the rules.

1:23:24

Oh, I guess we'll have to see what people say about that. We'll

1:23:26

have to see if it just becomes be fair. Is

1:23:30

that the issue? No.

1:23:33

No. Anyway, look,

1:23:36

I did not come up with a Mexican shower. This was

1:23:38

explained to me. But you're right. Mexican shower would

1:23:40

be not showering at all. So that makes more sense. The

1:23:43

Italians are our people of colognes and perfumes. And

1:23:45

we're not afraid of that. You

1:23:47

should be. You should be

1:23:49

wary at least. I should be one

1:23:51

of these Italian guys who puts too much cologne on. That

1:23:53

would be fun. Maybe you should actually. Give it

1:23:55

a shot. Give it a shot. Next

1:23:58

time you go to see that girl in GameStop. Hey,

1:24:00

no, I haven't seen her been there. I

1:24:03

think she quit after she heard the podcast Yes

1:24:06

for a department. She asked for a district transfer.

1:24:08

Why don't you get stock? Take

1:24:10

it out. Yeah in front. I'll just take

1:24:12

out the game stop. I went for a midnight release Okay,

1:24:16

whatever. I should be at the

1:24:18

Magic card release tonight. I could be playing Ravnica

1:24:20

right now But I'm stuck with that now you

1:24:22

can still go new magic. So I wonder if

1:24:24

it is going on after this That's a good

1:24:26

question. I think I might go tomorrow. They shut

1:24:28

it down at 830 Well,

1:24:32

it's a tournament so they're gonna start it is oh,

1:24:35

okay Yeah, you cheat in those trammets.

1:24:38

No, I don't cheat away magic. I know

1:24:40

that you do I I'm trying to cheat

1:24:42

I'm trying to remember I've ever cheated in

1:24:44

magic and I don't think so. Okay ready.

1:24:46

Yeah You

1:24:48

know, I know this isn't gonna mean anything I'm

1:24:51

from a guy Yeah,

1:24:53

but I love you man, okay, I

1:24:56

think you make the biggest problem You

1:24:59

make that you make the show dude. Here comes a

1:25:01

job and yeah, I'm waiting for it All

1:25:04

of us are just in your corner We all just

1:25:06

want to see you succeed because I think that means

1:25:08

a little bit for all of us that we can

1:25:10

succeed Loser

1:25:13

if you did choose Why

1:25:16

to what is wait god damn about

1:25:18

that, you know fucking shit. I'll

1:25:20

stop myself right now I

1:25:23

am Well,

1:25:27

I'm as happy as I can be I'm

1:25:29

stuck on this rock with you idiots not

1:25:31

really you could be happier I'm sure

1:25:33

well, yeah, I could get that neo-geo machine and I

1:25:36

found there you go You know,

1:25:38

Sandy yet you want to go to San Diego

1:25:40

by a three thousand dollar neo-geo cabinet. No,

1:25:43

it looks so clean Let me see it. I

1:25:45

posted on Twitter share. I Mean

1:25:49

just bring it up on Twitter if you want

1:25:51

to see it Voice you do it. Yeah. Okay

1:25:53

here. I'll play this one. It's a plug. No

1:25:55

good. Well, they deserve my wife's jewelry My

1:25:58

life save you get all the oh, yeah I

1:26:00

can't believe you didn't watch that. Oh, watch

1:26:02

it! That was fucking historic, man! I just

1:26:04

woke up! That was fucking historic! That's like

1:26:06

Death Star 2 blowing up! Oh, there's a

1:26:08

new historic Eric moment every five seconds. No,

1:26:10

that was the end. That was

1:26:13

the end of the Rippaverse. You know how

1:26:15

many times you've said that? EBS Thanos snapped

1:26:17

the Rippaverse away. Every

1:26:19

time we tell ourselves, and Eric said, Do

1:26:22

you got, do you got, do you really

1:26:24

think Eric July's not gonna make a 15

1:26:26

hour response to era... And nobody's

1:26:28

gonna buy his shitty comics anymore. That's

1:26:31

it. Well, he's gotten to where he should have

1:26:33

been at the beginning. Honestly, what he... Yellow Flash

1:26:35

is being a total cocksucker. Yeah. Even Cecil is

1:26:37

like sitting there like, Oh

1:26:39

man, I was fucking with Dick, but

1:26:42

these guys are being, these guys are

1:26:44

real fucking assholes making my wife cry.

1:26:46

Cecil famously had one

1:26:48

of the... Because right now Eric's big thing

1:26:50

is being like, well, you know, it's unacceptable

1:26:52

for anyone to have their comic be delayed

1:26:55

or whatever else. And

1:26:57

Cecil's comic was famously delayed for like two

1:26:59

years. I think because he was getting it

1:27:01

famous. Well no, it was because he was

1:27:03

getting a divorce from his wife. So you couldn't talk about

1:27:06

it for a year because he didn't want her to get

1:27:08

half the money. That's how it was explained to me. That's

1:27:10

awesome. Yeah. So we had to wait

1:27:12

for the divorce to finalize. And now he's like, I don't know

1:27:14

why he was busting my balls. It's like, I know these guys

1:27:16

are fucking assholes. What do you, you seem like a cool guy.

1:27:18

What do you talk? What do you, are you defending? Because they

1:27:20

all look, they're... You think Cloud's gonna save you from getting made

1:27:22

fun of? I don't think so. They're

1:27:25

in a constant tug of war between the

1:27:27

fact that these guys, a

1:27:29

lot of them are smart, capable

1:27:31

individuals. And a

1:27:33

lot of them have fallen in

1:27:35

with dumb asses who make money

1:27:38

by being retarded, like Yellow Flash.

1:27:40

Yellow Flash... That guy's got fucking

1:27:42

mental problems, man. Yes.

1:27:44

He deleted that whole shit and

1:27:46

then lied about it and faked screenshots. If you

1:27:49

watch... Yes, like what are you doing, man? If

1:27:51

you watch any of his videos, it's clear he

1:27:53

has some sort of intellectual disability. That's the way

1:27:55

he talks. But again, these guys... He

1:27:57

got sassed with pedophiles. Yes. But

1:27:59

they're all making a... a ton of money

1:28:01

on YouTube just constantly go, well, that's what

1:28:03

happens when, and like, you know, these guys

1:28:06

go, well, if I'm just nice at this

1:28:08

guy, I can leech some of his money.

1:28:10

But then they eventually get to the point

1:28:12

where they're like, I think again, Ethan was

1:28:14

like, Hey, it's great to make money off

1:28:16

Eric's brain dead fans, but Jesus Christ, this

1:28:18

guy is ruining comics and he's shitting on

1:28:21

other people for running crowdfunding campaigns and he's

1:28:23

shitting on my friends or whatever else. And

1:28:26

he was not, he was not happy about it. Well,

1:28:28

you missed it. You missed gold. I'll

1:28:31

watch it. And the best thing about

1:28:33

the internet is I can just watch

1:28:35

it later. The worst part is always

1:28:37

people are making so much more money

1:28:39

than us. No. And we started it.

1:28:41

We're doing okay. But not as much

1:28:43

as Anna. I was watching Anna Star

1:28:45

Wars ladies dream. It's like 50 bucks,

1:28:47

50 bucks. So she's like, that's the

1:28:49

fuck is going on here. I told

1:28:51

you you should get a girl on

1:28:53

the show. We

1:28:59

should get a third chair to just be

1:29:01

some lady. So go for it. But

1:29:03

not like we got to audition some

1:29:06

people. She's got to look like

1:29:08

a real whore, you know,

1:29:10

but not too much, not too much.

1:29:12

You need to Robin Quivers, you know,

1:29:15

it works. She had some big

1:29:17

juicy cans, Robin Quivers. She can wear it. She

1:29:19

did have good can. I think did she get

1:29:21

breast reduction surgery or something? Oh, come on.

1:29:23

She did. Maybe I got cancer. We need a,

1:29:26

we'll just get a lady where those faces bad.

1:29:28

Take the cancer. How about we get the Twitch

1:29:30

boob lady to just sit there and have giant

1:29:32

fake rubber tits and we can

1:29:34

like bounce beer cans off them and shit.

1:29:37

Now you're making it like nonsexual and weird.

1:29:39

I don't know, man. Look, finding a good

1:29:41

female co-host is going to be impossible. Here's

1:29:43

a nice lady. The only funny woman I

1:29:45

ever met is dead. So I don't want

1:29:48

her to be funny. She's got to be like, she's

1:29:50

got to be able to riff a little bit. No,

1:29:54

you're right. We just need a news lady. We can like bully

1:29:56

into submission, which is like, Oh, you boys.

1:29:59

Yeah. like our mom

1:30:02

like a 70 year old lady to sit

1:30:05

here and go I'll say old lady about 70

1:30:09

70 I know but just don't say oh there's a lot of what better

1:30:11

ways you could say it nicer

1:30:13

ways a woman of

1:30:15

advanced I

1:30:18

don't fucking advance menopause oh you

1:30:20

I'm a man I'm

1:30:23

a boy what

1:30:26

all right here we go hey man what'd you

1:30:28

think about that one moon milk I just want

1:30:31

to leave a message for veto to

1:30:33

his government cock gobbling

1:30:36

as someone who did get raised by a

1:30:38

government employee and they gave it up I

1:30:41

will say that I can personally vouch

1:30:43

that the government bad such

1:30:45

as that massive case of that one

1:30:50

local dad who tried to expose links

1:30:52

between the government and the cartel and

1:30:54

so they just framed him

1:30:56

for a drug charge and then had

1:30:59

him stay executed or something it was

1:31:01

a real wacky company execute I appreciate

1:31:03

the exact of it at

1:31:05

the skim over but Martin Luther

1:31:07

King as well was murdered by the

1:31:09

government and they literally were

1:31:11

made to admit to it in court

1:31:14

no you don't after the fact that

1:31:16

people ignore that so

1:31:18

we can't admit to murdering someone careful

1:31:20

who you worship they tend to

1:31:22

be devil you know that's kind of whole point of

1:31:24

the allegory of the devil

1:31:26

is you know the idea of love

1:31:28

the government and somebody who

1:31:31

acts right you do well it's also

1:31:33

like super evil just saying

1:31:36

there's a reason why like fat women will say

1:31:38

like oh no I'm actually like a size five

1:31:41

or whatever everything about that 15

1:31:44

so you're welcome okay

1:31:48

so this is all come back to me saying

1:31:50

that if election fraud exists it would be very

1:31:52

easy to find actual evidence of it see where

1:31:54

the court said

1:31:56

that van that voting van they drove around

1:31:58

was illegal Do you see that?

1:32:00

What did the voting van do? Harvested ballots,

1:32:03

you idiot. Harvested them how? By saying, hey,

1:32:05

that's a voting van, bring your fucking ballot

1:32:07

out and we'll turn it in for you.

1:32:09

Okay. Illegal. So people who

1:32:11

wanted to vote were given an ability to

1:32:14

vote in a way that you don't like?

1:32:16

Yeah, but they didn't- That's fucking illegal! That's

1:32:18

the whole point of it! That there's rules!

1:32:20

Okay, I get that there's rules, but like,

1:32:23

again, what would shock me is you being

1:32:25

like, Hey, this one guy- Yeah, I care.

1:32:27

Okay. Yeah, but they did- That's why it's

1:32:29

illegal is because it's right for fraud. You

1:32:32

guys just gish-galop. This is always a gish-galop

1:32:34

where I go, Okay, so

1:32:36

like, how many votes

1:32:38

did this van- They didn't- It's- If

1:32:41

these people- If the van didn't exist, would

1:32:43

these people have not voted? That's the argument?

1:32:45

Trump president. If the van didn't exist, Trump

1:32:47

would be president. Okay. Trump be president. So

1:32:50

we made it too easy. We made it

1:32:52

too easy to vote. Millions of dollars. We

1:32:54

made it too easy for people to get

1:32:56

the president they wanted. We should have made

1:32:58

it harder. Bro, the reason why they make

1:33:00

shit like this illegal is because it makes

1:33:02

it easier to do fraudulent votes. Which you

1:33:04

can't prove. Well, you can't

1:33:06

prove that they're- They

1:33:09

don't audit anything. It's just- Here's a vote.

1:33:11

You guys- Okay, it's like fucking Paine Wienersdine,

1:33:13

fucking Jim, Banana Man. Here you go. Okay,

1:33:16

there you go. So you're guessing. Who's

1:33:19

guessing? You're guessing that fraud may have happened because

1:33:21

of this. How the fuck are you gonna say

1:33:23

that any of those votes are valid with no

1:33:25

ID? None. Okay,

1:33:27

so we'll get ID next time. No,

1:33:29

no. When Trump won, they didn't have ID.

1:33:32

Your fucking party platform is no voter ID.

1:33:34

Not my party. I don't belong to the

1:33:36

Democratic Party. I just vote for them because

1:33:38

they aren't some psychopath who

1:33:40

keeps fucking trying to destroy our country. How

1:33:42

could you vote for Democrats in California? Look.

1:33:46

The worst part of your Democrat

1:33:48

policy- You guys just run a normal guy

1:33:50

and I'll vote for him. Trump's insane. Trump's

1:33:52

the most normal guy we had. And that

1:33:55

Vivid guy. Well, not him. He's a little

1:33:57

nuts too. Vivid is his fucking cell phone.

1:34:00

I don't want Vivek, I don't want that. I

1:34:02

agree with everything he says. I'm like, there's nothing behind

1:34:04

your eyes, bro. Well, that's the thing. And you don't

1:34:06

know jokes. If a joke came at you, like you're

1:34:09

like fucking Kanye and fish dicks. Vivek

1:34:11

is, he says things I like, but I don't trust

1:34:13

him as far as I can throw him. Which

1:34:15

is not far. Right. You

1:34:18

just need to run some boring white guy

1:34:20

who just goes. Romney. Romney.

1:34:22

Why don't you want Trump? He's a fucking

1:34:24

Democrat. I just. He's

1:34:27

a 100% Democrat on everything. Abortions.

1:34:30

Yeah, I mean, I guess, you know, whatever.

1:34:32

I know, but the thing is that, well,

1:34:35

that's the funny thing is he goes, I don't know why

1:34:37

I don't get enough credit for the vaccine, but then all

1:34:39

the Trump guys go, ah, he doesn't mean

1:34:41

that. He just, he hates the fucking vaccine or whatever else.

1:34:43

But you love the vaccine. Do you love the vaccine? And

1:34:46

then why do you like it for that? I

1:34:48

do like it for that. You just don't, you

1:34:50

just have like a disorder where you have to

1:34:52

be like defiant all the time. What's

1:34:54

the deal? He

1:34:58

does. Why don't you like Trump? He's

1:35:01

a liberal. Look, the election thing,

1:35:04

the gaslighting everybody into thinking the

1:35:06

election was stolen. Look at that.

1:35:08

See, illegal. Illegal van full of

1:35:10

votes. That van. Wisconsin judge rules

1:35:13

that absentee voting van used in

1:35:15

2022 was illegal. Okay. How

1:35:17

many votes came out of the van? How many

1:35:19

votes, you know how many votes we can fit in this

1:35:21

bad boy? How many votes? I want to find out. It's

1:35:24

a scroll down. No, it doesn't scroll down. No, how many?

1:35:26

How many? Well, how do you know? It'll tell me. I'm

1:35:29

not gonna go back to anything. It'll tell you how many

1:35:31

they collected probably. Probably

1:35:34

collected like 20 votes. Is

1:35:36

that what you think? That's what I think

1:35:38

because these bills, here's what happens if people come

1:35:40

to me and they go, look, this lady harvested

1:35:42

ballots. I go, what do you mean? It's like

1:35:44

she collected them from her friends and brought them

1:35:46

in, but you're not legally allowed to do that.

1:35:49

I'm like, okay. No, I agree. It is illegal.

1:35:51

So she must really overturn the election with the

1:35:53

number of votes. They go, yeah, like five. Yeah,

1:35:57

you get, if one person has fucking five

1:35:59

votes. like fifty of them that's illegal

1:36:01

see but you're always going to travel it out

1:36:03

to of course you extrapolate it out to

1:36:08

overturn to to swing an election there would

1:36:11

be need to be a massive conspiracy how

1:36:14

many votes uh... what was it

1:36:16

twelve thousand about to swing that one county

1:36:18

but i wouldn't have completely changed the election

1:36:20

the whole election fifty thousand fifty thousand votes

1:36:22

will change the whole yeah well

1:36:25

i guess you guys should work a little harder on

1:36:28

the market anyway

1:36:33

is gonna drive to far i work and

1:36:35

i agree the taxes are too high right

1:36:37

now so okay

1:36:40

democrats are fucking up there you know

1:36:42

the super chat but

1:36:45

you know i get out there are

1:36:47

you going to go on the scale today

1:36:50

no why throughout the vidstead that

1:36:54

bit comes back it will be with

1:36:56

a great fanfare okay can't become a

1:36:58

regular big is not interesting so

1:37:00

people are paying for it but but

1:37:03

they are foolish to do i've

1:37:09

never i've known drug addiction and like

1:37:11

liquor addiction but i've never known food

1:37:13

addiction until now i

1:37:15

have absolute food addiction yeah like if

1:37:17

you ask a good an alcoholic feel

1:37:20

like a drunk right now they'll know like do

1:37:22

breathalyzer how fucking dare you no way why

1:37:24

would i ever do a breath like they

1:37:26

act all in dignity let's

1:37:29

say i mean okay let's say the one

1:37:31

i feel comfortable with the bit we can

1:37:33

bring the better they would say that okay

1:37:35

when an alcoholic that has become a

1:37:38

point of shaming and uh... for an addiction

1:37:40

shame me but you could just call me

1:37:42

fat and you get the same amount out

1:37:44

of it you don't need metra so but

1:37:46

they're calling you fat and giving you money

1:37:48

and you say no i'm not taking your

1:37:50

money don't have the ability to do that

1:37:52

you can still call me fat and give

1:37:54

me money okay i hate

1:37:56

you guys uh... let's see Don't

1:38:00

forget get your super chats in now.

1:38:02

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1:38:21

you all for not killing yourselves and Kufir

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to says hashtag fat ex gained Did

1:38:25

not gain my weight is actually

1:38:27

way 260 now. Can

1:38:30

you believe it? Zagothra for

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10 I refunded super killer cuz

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Vito is fat and shipping Vito wear your

1:38:36

clothes on the scale I want to see

1:38:38

the trend over time if you're really making

1:38:40

positive changes then show the evidence, but you're

1:38:42

now Drinking

1:38:45

I don't know. No. No I'm

1:38:47

drinking Liquor I mean

1:38:49

I have zero calorie Gatorade.

1:38:51

That's good. You got those

1:38:53

prime energy drinks Everything's coming up just

1:38:56

wall the shick for five sometimes when I

1:38:58

need weight loss motivation This is gonna be

1:39:00

every super chat. I'm female five feet, and

1:39:02

I'm 11 stone, so that's about 400 pounds

1:39:05

I tell my friend event how much is it

1:39:07

hold on hold you can look it up I

1:39:11

tell myself that dick would laugh at me

1:39:13

if I was on fat watch heart you

1:39:15

both 11

1:39:17

stone in poundstick 154

1:39:21

you're in dangerous tungsten territory

1:39:24

five foot which is

1:39:26

five foot even five foot even 11 down

1:39:28

That's 154 pounds that is one point. Let

1:39:30

me see run the BMI on that hold

1:39:32

on. Let me see what it is in

1:39:34

tungsten's 154 by the by If

1:39:39

you're over if you're a woman and you're over 140 pounds.

1:39:41

We have to weigh you in cubes of tungsten you're

1:39:43

1.1 Six

1:39:46

inch cubes of tungsten you better

1:39:49

get on I better get on the eat What

1:39:51

is the average height of a woman by four

1:39:53

average rate? 174.5

1:39:56

so five feet how much did she weigh 154? Yeah

1:40:00

Computing your BMI. Well how

1:40:02

much do you weigh? Doesn't

1:40:04

matter. Oh man that sucks. Well

1:40:12

because their BMI is 30.1 and the cutoff for obesity

1:40:14

is over 30. Yeah. Over by 0.1. You're

1:40:22

gonna insult a herd like that and you won't even get

1:40:24

on the scale? Well, I'm just saying like I

1:40:26

know I'm obese But like you're like right on

1:40:28

the line You got to

1:40:30

get it down to 29.9 and then

1:40:32

you'll just be overweight. Okay. All

1:40:34

right. Anyway, good luck Good luck moon milk for

1:40:36

five to the new bit be one of you

1:40:38

wearing my cow lingerie if you fail at something

1:40:41

One doesn't cover my breasts. So you'll

1:40:44

look buff No, no,

1:40:46

don't use your name for two feet. Oh,

1:40:48

just waltz be more like Peter Gisbaldi. Wow

1:40:52

Well, if you guys come up with a name for

1:40:54

dick that'd be fun, huh? I'm not fucking refusing to

1:40:56

do shit that the audience wants. We all

1:40:58

want I'm not Sober dick

1:41:01

nobody wants that. I guess that's true.

1:41:03

I don't know what I want for you

1:41:05

I guess that's the problem doesn't matter what you wanted what

1:41:07

they want. Yeah They want

1:41:09

you to get on that scale and show us

1:41:11

that you're 300 I want you

1:41:13

to do the silly pants skating routine. I'll do it. Oh

1:41:16

really? Yeah, I'll do it Okay, I'm gonna answer

1:41:18

some email you hit the money a while

1:41:21

ago It seems like you should have heard even putting that

1:41:23

into action. I'll do it. I'll email them

1:41:25

back Mmm, somebody told me to nail you on

1:41:27

that Riley Edwards for two. No more

1:41:29

super chats till we get away in okay Well end

1:41:31

of the show. Thanks guy. All right Lloyd Lleluen here

1:41:33

He's not wrong for aid Vito if Maddox is still

1:41:35

on the show. He would reject the weekly way. Yeah

1:41:37

Well, do you really want to be like Maddox? It's

1:41:40

true. Let me think do I want to be like

1:41:42

Maddox? Yeah, he says no all the time

1:41:45

Right dude here for two says Vito gets

1:41:47

serious Sarah Gardner for five Vito

1:41:50