0:00

Well just bump up my gain or something there, huh?

0:03

I do look a little there we go all right wait

0:05

I think you bumped you up. Did you bump me

0:07

up? I bumped you up. Okay? You're

0:09

bumped. You're bumped bro. The chat will tell

0:12

us and fade Hello

0:18

That was your that's your So

0:21

you bust my balls for like two minutes about the fade

0:23

and you're on your fucking phone when I get the fade

0:25

right Are you fucking serious? No, I

0:27

am on my phone you always you always do

0:29

this What do you mean you're I know why

0:31

you're on your phone? This thing we're like

0:36

You can't go like oh yeah, all right everybody

0:38

we're here successful transition

0:42

When like when we're like Taylor Jenner over

0:44

here fuck up when we're 10 seconds away

0:46

from starting the show and you suddenly go

0:48

Oh, hey, the audio is fucked

0:50

in the audio levels are wrong. Yeah,

0:52

okay, man. I was proactive I

0:54

go okay well I'll just bring up the chat

0:56

of the show yeah, and then they can tell us

0:59

if there's something wrong But you did it right during

1:01

the transition that you were that you

1:03

had The fucking audio and

1:05

you waited until 10 seconds before show time

1:07

to announce Things

1:09

at a time over here at an

1:12

early time that I didn't want to do cuz I

1:14

saw him too is getting ripped up Right now, and

1:16

you know I wanted to watch that Dick

1:19

is mad at me because I set the show

1:21

for six o'clock You

1:25

knew I wanted to see it wanted me to push

1:27

the shit wanted us to push the show an hour

1:29

later So he could watch Ethan Van

1:32

Skyver's eyesome to review I can't

1:34

compete with that. I know he's a

1:36

master He is a master very good. We're

1:39

Jersey so everything's like hey. What do you

1:41

what are you making trashy comic books? You

1:43

make a dog shit over here. I understand

1:45

that we're currently up against He's probably got

1:47

what like 3,000 people watch ice probably

1:50

got why do you bring it up? We're gonna send everybody

1:52

here over there. I don't even care anymore Boy,

1:55

I want to have we have a time for

1:57

the show people come to rely on a certain

1:59

time. We can't push it for

2:01

certain other things. Fucking around with my

2:04

audio, I'm sure of it. How

2:06

is the audio, boys? If anybody in the

2:09

chat, hopefully our voices are. The problem is

2:11

you get real animated. I start animated and

2:13

then stay animated and you come in like

2:15

just having sniffed coffee. Oh, okay, so the

2:18

fact that my voice has a natural dynamism

2:20

that people love and are attracted to. How

2:23

do you say that word? Dinosaur? No,

2:25

like it's dynamic. My voice is dynamic.

2:27

Dynamism? Dynamism. My

2:31

voice is a natural

2:33

dino-is-house-salar man. It's

2:35

all over the place. Sometimes I

2:38

go all the way up here. Sometimes

2:40

I come all the way down here.

2:43

But no matter where I go, there

2:46

you go. I always got my favorite

2:48

comic book on me. Isn't

2:52

starring Avery nice?

2:55

I'm gonna

2:57

go Scotch Earth on your ass. I

3:01

forgot Scotch Earth, that was the other good...

3:03

Eric July. We

3:06

go on Eric July this week, folks. Here

3:09

on The Piglet. Problem.

3:13

M. The. Universe! Welcome

3:17

to the biggest problem in the universe. The

3:19

only show that ranks every problem in the

3:22

universe. From Sam

3:24

Wood to Coach Redpill thought

3:26

he could. Ha! Cased

3:28

him, you brain. No, he could not. He could not.

3:30

He doped on him. That was what was by me.

3:32

I'm here with Stikmash and Jamie as

3:34

always. His veto just walled me. Hi,

3:36

Dick, I'm just really excited to be here. Yeah. I

3:39

can't wait to do it. Nailed that transition. I

3:41

can't wait to do a show with you. Me

3:43

one, veto zero. Start out. Let's

3:45

start out keeping... Oh, we're keeping scarring.

3:48

Here, yeah. Yeah, we need more leaderboards

3:50

on this show that already has a

3:52

leaderboard. How about

3:54

that Chicken-ing Out by Eric July?

3:57

Wow. Woo, bitching out big time. Wow.

4:00

Fucking alone decided I was like wow

4:02

this L, Stine and Alex Jones producer

4:04

who I were. Taught. You

4:06

could have been on the alex time

4:08

so actually our Dm duel with him

4:10

afterwards. After this incident move he told

4:12

his he told his outside mom on

4:14

on. As our lives management and

4:17

the a guy told the Blaze management

4:19

airedale I once the blaze and he

4:21

said i i feel like Alex in

4:23

his producer of. Bullying. Me: Oh.

4:26

He. Made him take the fall for him and

4:28

then made Alex not retaliate is ounces when lose

4:30

his job And then he called out Sheila our

4:32

an all access nine a clown show and minstrel

4:34

show up a said i don't want to gone

4:37

bad minstrel so. Think. You

4:39

mean he meant menstrual? So. I feel

4:41

bad. I while of us feel bad for Alex Die

4:43

and I mean he's trapped. He. Stress Trap

4:45

My money Center Big big yoga money

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slapped on I'm War, Makes Money or

4:49

July on our site in Layman's A

4:52

set the My Rain Loser they're they're

4:54

lame piece of shit. I mean you're

4:56

really wants to be friends with them.

4:58

Still do yeah but he the audience

5:00

doesn't know. Everybody coming out

5:03

of the woodwork to need to defend

5:05

their at every turn. my i'm a

5:07

grown man fight his own fucking bowels.

5:09

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5:12

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two or three super three

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Vs Is this the food?

5:18

Exciting dynamic for people. Ah.

5:20

And. Yeah, I saw George Alex. Ah, plus

5:22

giving people a lecture on what a disappointment

5:25

that guy arms out to be. Ah, I

5:27

got a comic. The South Spinners Bad. So

5:30

my lips like human centipede

5:32

style and air until I

5:34

saw. God

5:38

damn A. I mean I guess I'm not

5:40

in this like I'm the only on. as

5:43

conservative as it turns out I was gonna

5:45

say a kind of sight like for me

5:47

I can just say. All. These

5:49

guys are liars and snakes an asshole

5:51

Slots that a disappointment to me when

5:53

they lie M C Nes aka suck

5:55

on their choice taints to you big

5:57

disappointment as an actual there's a bomb

5:59

or I kind of like to that

6:02

guy. But. It turns out everybody

6:04

on your side is just like we'll

6:06

get some of those dumpster dollars seller

6:08

out of the river. Solid desperation, desperate

6:10

for money, One. Of My Max

6:12

never put ads on his website and want to

6:14

become that you'd want to become beholden. To.

6:17

The money or I have guys are these guys.

6:19

They're already making money. I don't I get it.

6:21

but it is. It is just a club. It's

6:23

a club. He got to be part of the

6:25

club's yeah, It's. Like he said

6:28

he like you know already provides them by

6:30

America's I had was been our be in

6:32

their club Wow drive me mad money and

6:34

you and I said i'm a I would

6:36

I reminded him of ago for the same

6:38

reason by that I saw a pet. Our

6:40

staff are I If they didn't level you're

6:42

never it's all birds are. I'd love to.

6:47

Fly Service Video games. I when

6:49

I brought in a prom to

6:51

rile up the gamers. I.

6:53

Thought about though week that game. Which.

6:55

Others, the suicide squad down and how

6:58

pissed off I was. Some people were

7:00

giving me shit. And alone of him

7:02

stepping on any county brought him to the like will

7:04

veto your. The problem is you said you're still gonna

7:06

play Replay it when it's like. In.

7:08

The bargain bin in our Macau run

7:11

out by and you know why? I

7:13

played. Ah, because about the story of

7:15

for my i like the Arkham stuff but apparently

7:18

the stories good. Man. Finalized not play

7:20

it or like it's gonna be like ten

7:22

bucks I just away is the same spot

7:24

him and finally play spiderman I waited for

7:26

to be twenty bucks. And. It sucks.

7:28

I fucking hate and I'll never know.

7:30

I'm play. Stop playing As far as

7:32

if I guess I did. You set

7:34

they a gay couple to prom now

7:37

that's in the new on that I

7:39

got away at them up am sixty

7:41

bucks. Wow I'm ah you're on your

7:43

play Another game at the previous Spiderman

7:45

of Sock ah while body there's all

7:47

these see was Israel like mannequin. Way

7:49

to swing around is a Spiderman voice

7:51

will how would you like to be

7:53

Mary Jane sneaking around a warehouse, annoying

7:55

my tits and ass guy around like

7:57

going. To be sneaky married him. It.

8:00

Sucks. Ah okay at my.

8:03

My thing is almost up. Here. And on

8:05

what's going on am I Am I peeking

8:07

around? I sound okay. I don't know. Man

8:09

is this thing as fact. I'm just going

8:11

to close it. I don't want to live

8:13

glasses on somebody want? I'll take those are

8:15

where you go. Where are you listen? where

8:17

are you look In this old guy that

8:20

went on a screen Murray on that one

8:22

body could get us when we get a

8:24

second monitor. one that just once we would.

8:26

you mean we We were. You know them.

8:28

play play. That was fucking monitor. Yeah you

8:30

can obsessively watch them on. How could have

8:32

suddenly watch them You have one rep back.

8:34

Here once you have this one zero

8:37

the house so we don't accidentally to

8:39

thirty minutes is a cell with fucking

8:41

stupid glasses or glasses joke from two

8:43

episodes know who gives us on everyone's

8:46

watching the ice on to review anyway

8:48

your i have known design of I

8:50

did at so scheduled to go watch

8:52

the Bucket I Sommerville are I'd somehow

8:55

I gotta see it like rerun like

8:57

everybody our whatever earth ah my service

8:59

video games at i was was came

9:02

in second and you're very many roads

9:04

too. Many Asians and Cosco hours or thousand

9:06

gray problematic and way higher rages. who's funny

9:08

but it was terrible. Bravo Know if people

9:11

didn't understand the gonna get it was the

9:13

problem. The problem is you can't go to

9:15

Costco. I I made a very clear can't

9:17

get in there well as. The.

9:20

At. But come on the other hand

9:22

with who would you rather have their

9:24

affirmative paying back? The Holy Father found

9:26

a way survey says I love A

9:28

Since I hundred out of one hundred

9:30

people that are they said they'd rather

9:32

have who would you rather have him

9:34

because go with the not is the

9:36

whole not have the family feud music

9:38

skewed up Because I go actually do

9:40

now. As

9:42

far as is on a

9:45

badass oh would you rather

9:47

see him? No. Matter

9:51

what I mean, I need a day.

9:53

I human beings. And. Bam that's

9:55

a good bit. By bit.

9:57

Abandoning. American citizens abroad with.

10:00

When I said last in the negatives,

10:02

everyone is happy. The code red bulls

10:04

deadly probably deserves it's for fucking around

10:06

are you definitely deserves it. Is that

10:08

heavier? Ah five. you know the first

10:11

time he got arrested in the my

10:13

go okay if is why little slow

10:15

though, it's dragging. I have what's going

10:17

on some going on here today man.

10:20

Something's. Going on. Why?

10:23

got a great show that Sergeant serves as

10:25

we all take a. Second, To

10:27

Thank Nina Infinity for this timeline? Yes

10:29

thank you mean there's a lot of

10:31

as a lot of timeline or. Points.

10:35

Less influence about of the point I'm like

10:37

you know and when you did your view

10:39

now. All. Or how to do was

10:41

go well I don't I don't agree with

10:43

the man, but yeah we're always trying to

10:46

get better here. The reverse and I think

10:48

I thank him for tagging. you know interest

10:50

in our project. He said call me that

10:52

solar am in as a set of I

10:54

saw the zebra jabber dance and real says

10:56

a fag madison them and ask for added

10:58

yeah I Santa Fe wouldn't have a handler

11:00

and now they hate me. I use his

11:02

so there's a lot better ways to handle

11:05

it either. One of the other the problems

11:07

that your criticism is valid and that's what

11:09

drove him. That's what drove. Him: Insane

11:11

and like Annapolis nailing Dick said.

11:13

And then he. That was like. Somebody

11:17

said which was effects way of one bites

11:19

the sit on kind of said to you

11:21

in private or like tried to bring up

11:23

without you know well massaging your ego. But.

11:26

This is giving need to straight and maybe

11:28

solicit some that is like know he's wrong

11:30

he says his it comes from a place

11:32

of anger, whatever new plan and. Ah,

11:35

I'm him. Yeah, mega Okay. Captain

11:37

Sees says Veto has a lot

11:39

of race based. Problems.

11:41

My. Next bonus episode should be the

11:43

biggest problem in the universal. So

11:47

he can let all the hatred out. Me: think

11:49

about that about forget about our bonus episode

11:51

biggest problem in a black history month we

11:53

the that one last year less table or

11:55

as an hour long as go but without

11:58

bringing in a race problem I

12:00

don't bring in a lot of eyes from your

12:02

own hold on hold on what you do though

12:04

no I don't think

12:07

you could go past two episodes. I don't think

12:09

you could go. I do not bring in that

12:11

many race problems I Guess

12:14

we'll see There are

12:16

a lot of Asians at the Costco. I

12:18

had stats Stats is

12:20

the foundation of racism Let

12:23

me clue you in on something look I just

12:26

I observed things okay. I'm gonna observe

12:29

notice Yeah, the notice thing

12:31

the noticing is a frown noticing is spilled

12:33

over onto the on the liberals I'm waiting

12:35

in line to get my Costco hot dog

12:37

and I go wow there's a lot of

12:39

Asian guys getting hot dog remembering the moment

12:41

of Your of your incepted

12:43

racism is a huge racial Racist

12:46

rebirthing moment Evan G says I got

12:48

worried last time when I heard Vito got

12:50

only three hours of sleep Because

12:52

last time he did that he cried on air and

12:55

I saved the crying for after the show did

12:57

you really yeah? Once I got in my car Both

13:00

shows I go to my car to cry afterwards

13:02

like what am I doing? How do

13:04

I hook up with this lunatic? Bullies

13:07

me forgetting a working mouse and decent

13:09

pens Bullies bullies you've

13:11

seen me bullying you what you're

13:14

getting I watched I watched maddox stream,

13:16

and he said that I am being

13:18

bullied and manipulated by you and Frankly

13:21

those aren't I think there's a lot of truth to that I

13:26

Just he's falling with a bad guy. Did

13:29

he do a second Q&A now? He didn't

13:32

Did he realize like it's a really stupid idea

13:34

you realize he's been trying to be doing

13:36

live stuff for 10 years? And

13:38

it's not working. Yeah, but somehow I

13:40

doubt it gamma aks says even van

13:42

skiver was still so nice That

13:45

he said we should at least make it to book

13:47

three before we give up on isomes. I thought was

13:49

nice of him Well

13:52

as he said we got to see how it raps to how do you

13:54

how do you tie this up? That dumb

13:56

bitch that they have at the Ripper verse

13:58

who is a hero No,

14:00

not Carol. She's fine. Okay, uh

14:02

their customer relations hair up care Uh the

14:05

one that got fired for like a trans

14:07

tweet. Yeah, it or something Hey,

14:11

that sucks, but you're selling video games

14:14

So who's buying video game mouth shut a bunch

14:16

of furries and trans kids and whatever else you

14:18

got fired Yeah, can I can you believe that?

14:21

Kaepernick got fired Wow me either. I can't fuck.

14:23

I'm so dumb. I can't believe that I've worked

14:25

in the video game industry Okay,

14:27

if you say something about trans people you go well,

14:29

you know how to work here cuz like half of

14:32

us are trained I need to sue these guys Fuck

14:35

off follow you just fuck off. Yeah She's

14:38

telling people they can't get their money back for

14:40

the 3d asset Like

14:42

on there arguing with them. She's like there's no refunds after

14:44

48 hours like 48 hours Very

14:48

that's not very like I should get a year

14:50

to discover the trickery that you've employed against me

14:52

trick me into buying 3d

14:55

fucking render gallery. Are you arguing with

14:57

this motherfucker? He's clearly my a fan

14:59

of mine. I'm fucking with you. Definitely

15:01

trolling you Managing

15:06

idiot Right at the reverse

15:08

Lieutenant fluffy says holy shit vetoes

15:11

observation was hilarious. Richard was a

15:13

theater kid and He

15:15

got oddly defensive when veto wanted more

15:17

live shows a Reminder

15:20

this would have been a super chat if veto

15:22

had weighed in. Okay, so even though I was

15:24

I have to be people are punishing you cuz

15:26

you're not in well, I brought in a comment

15:29

on that same topic. What? well

15:32

because Okay,

15:34

we're arguing about whether or not we need

15:37

to do more live shows or not. Okay

15:39

need already you're framing it Look,

15:41

I understand a lot of people are like I want the live

15:43

shows to be special. I get it Uh-huh. I don't have to

15:45

do one all the time. I think they still would be special

15:47

Well, you said you wanted 20 people outside

15:49

of like a Arby's in a parking lot

15:52

Maybe all right and then I acquiesce so

15:54

I do have stand-up. I have some new

15:56

jokes around. What are them? I

15:59

got one about Is

16:01

one about Satan? Is one about satanicanic?

16:03

I bet it is. It's actually

16:05

about Asian people, so I thought I'd save

16:07

that for you. It's

16:11

a good Asian joke that I wrote. And

16:14

then, uh, there's actually, you know

16:16

what sucks though, there's a, uh, it's

16:18

a stand-up night, like literally in my neighborhood, like

16:20

a block from me. I'm

16:22

like, oh that's cool, I can go and I can try out

16:25

my jokes and I can meet comedians. It's

16:27

every Friday. I'm like, ahh. After

16:29

the show! Hello there! Uh,

16:31

I don't know how late it goes. I think they're done

16:34

doing stand-up and doing cocaine by... I

16:36

gotta see what time they do it. Maybe

16:38

I'll swing by. I assume they're, yeah, I don't

16:40

know. Okay, so you're gonna be doing stand-up there?

16:43

Yeah, people can come by. That could be my, maybe I'll

16:45

be running the show pretty soon. Okay. Anyway,

16:47

as special ed class said on

16:49

YouTube, Dick is a sad, uncreative,

16:51

lazy alcoholic who is ruined by

16:53

a little list and can't do

16:55

his crap improv routines anymore. Sad.

16:58

Vito is right. Do live shows.

17:00

You aren't better than them. You

17:03

make a lazy internet show drunk.

17:05

Do live shows. Can you ban

17:07

the term alcoholic and... Lazy?

17:10

No, no. Uncreated? I'm a lot lazy. Usually

17:12

people are referring to you. Yeah. Okay. Just

17:14

alcoholic. Ban alcoholic from the channel. Anybody who

17:16

puts alcoholic in there. I

17:19

think, uh, we should look at when we did the last

17:21

live show. I think it's

17:23

been a while. It feels like yesterday,

17:25

but times arrow moves swiftly. And

17:28

I think we're due. Alexa

17:30

Dame says, you know what, Vito, I'm

17:32

starting to like you. You're

17:35

like the Italian version of Nick

17:37

Fuentes. You even brought stats to

17:39

the Asian brand. My

17:41

racism is cheeky and fun. And

17:45

Nick Fuentes' racism is also kind of cheeky and

17:47

fun. His is hilarious. What

17:49

are you gonna do? Keith

17:53

Philibeck says, Vito has this idea that

17:55

he's worth having kids with so

17:57

that he can have an army to do the things he's

17:59

already... lazy to do baffling because

18:01

of how obviously unlikely this is to ever

18:03

occur without him literally paying for

18:06

a surrogate child I don't know about that

18:08

uh which he'd never be approved of as

18:10

a single guy you can be

18:12

a no okay I don't know how I

18:14

actually read that comment I was like I don't know how

18:16

hard it is for a single guy to get approved for

18:18

surrogacy I don't think they care though uh

18:21

women yeah pretty cheap like a couple drinks well

18:23

you have to go through some sort of agency

18:25

but I assume they just want money well

18:28

dick the does that bring me to

18:30

one of my favorite segments yes well

18:32

then I think the audience should hear these

18:35

three words vote it

18:37

up you voted

18:57

him Reverend Scott wow fantastic where the odds

18:59

are you getting unskilled Reverend Scott what do

19:01

you think well I mean

19:03

we only got 750 people watching

19:05

what's the point of that a thousand you'll do it

19:07

1500 what

19:10

will you get I'm not getting on the scale

19:12

this is not your weight not the segment the

19:14

segment is not guess your weight fun time the

19:17

segment is voted up the segment where we revisit

19:19

past problems yeah perhaps put them in a new

19:21

context dick you did bring up

19:23

the topic of satanic panic oh

19:26

yeah she's back on the news this is

19:28

a problem from episode 77 well as you

19:31

may have seen has been hotel

19:33

a new animated cartoon show from

19:35

amazon has become the

19:37

center of controversy and it draws

19:40

criticism from christian groups for its

19:42

fictionalized portrayals of lucifer the

19:44

show wait was it fictionalized I thought

19:46

that was real it

19:49

is definitely an original take on

19:52

the bible would you not do those things

19:54

apparently not allowed to do the bible is

19:56

apparently some people are treating it

19:58

as a historical event They're like, no,

20:00

no, no, man, actually did this or whatever.

20:02

We're all get the fuck out of here.

20:04

Yeah. They even made the angels real for

20:07

you guys, like spinny wheels. Yeah, they made

20:09

the cool spinny wheelie angels. Look,

20:11

I understand that for people who haven't seen

20:13

this show, it's clearly an art school kid,

20:16

gay fantasy about little animal people running

20:19

around hell or whatever. OK, I get

20:21

it. It looks hella gay. But,

20:25

you know, it's not for you.

20:28

It's for the fanciful art house kids. I get

20:30

it. They like this shit. Yeah, got a lot

20:32

of singing and dancing. Oh,

20:34

guys. Yeah, apparently it's like very a

20:36

lot of people were mad because it

20:38

was actually created by a YouTuber. Did

20:41

you know that? No. So she's an

20:43

animator. She had a big YouTube channel

20:45

lady. Yes. She's

20:47

always the subject of a lot of controversy,

20:49

though. And people were mad that she didn't

20:52

use the same voice actors that were using

20:54

the original. Sold them out. She sold them

20:56

out. That's dirty. It's

20:58

what I was like, that is dirty.

21:00

But then they said, well, the reason

21:02

is that it has kind of morphed

21:04

into more of a musical show. They

21:06

couldn't say they got actual Broadway like

21:09

performers to be the voice actors. Oh,

21:11

God. So they're mad at the

21:13

Satan part and not about all mad about

21:15

the singing. And yeah, OK. Point

21:18

is, let the gay weird kids make

21:21

their stupid fanciful cartoons. They're having fun.

21:24

God, can you guys get over like, oh,

21:26

oh, but it's just Satan was

21:28

a good guy. And heaven is the bad

21:30

guys. I'm like, who cares? Satan thinks he

21:33

is a good guy. Yeah. Guys not. They

21:35

would definitely believe that. Definitely. Satan's

21:37

not in hell going on, man. I really fucked up.

21:40

I had to see everyone. That was a good plan.

21:42

I was actually surprised that Tim Poole had a

21:44

good take, though. He was like, well, it's like

21:46

fiction. And I'm like, yeah, it's fiction. Why are

21:48

we coming down? He's going to be

21:50

in hell with all these guys. Matt Walsh seems to be

21:52

like, you're having too much fun. You better

21:54

be suffering more. I'm like, man, we're already fucking in hell. What

21:56

are you talking about? So Again, it's one

21:59

of the best things I've ever done. These license are my Id.

22:01

Wow. What am I supposed to do on

22:03

a planet? Were like a bunch of people

22:05

believe. There's. Like magic. I'd like

22:08

to see a major showed i

22:10

live on Man because those people

22:12

behave really poorly. Exile I don't

22:14

know why. you're like are rarely

22:16

invoking as Islam's like above it.

22:18

That's a good grateful the air

22:20

Not like that. I already don't

22:22

like bad. It's a very good

22:24

am worried Christians be very happy.

22:26

One section is like poking fun

22:28

at them because saying. You're. A

22:30

more advanced people. we like you more. Yeah

22:32

we'll I know that's why we're mayo on

22:35

of their we know you're not going to

22:37

go crazy and tell somebody's head because of

22:39

it like that's a that's a good thing

22:41

for a good yeah that's called Moran said

22:43

and accepted as the honestly. The best part

22:45

about you guys are you let us down

22:47

Kansas and you don't murder all of us

22:49

without it. Anyway, Satanic panic

22:51

is currently number four hundred and thirty

22:54

six. Feels. Like to be higher

22:56

only seventy two up votes. As.

22:58

If I think we got a lot

23:00

of it's a primal summarizes shows body

23:02

and the audience who are believe Satan

23:04

is truly. Take. Down the World. While.

23:07

Decca brings me to my second

23:09

voted or which is. A

23:12

little. Some might call. Boycott.

23:15

Oh though he said. Of

23:19

the week while Dick we bought

23:21

a lot of boycotts going on

23:23

right now as relating. To

23:25

the State of Israel and Gaza

23:27

continuing their war early, dozens of

23:29

companies find themselves at the center of

23:31

controversy. As. Consumers and

23:33

Advices Advocacy Groups. Express.

23:36

Concerns over these companies proceeds

23:38

Support for Israel new viral

23:40

video from The Children of

23:43

Gaza. Is. Letting sappers know

23:45

which companies they should avoid and I

23:47

have brought than him. To. Help educate

23:49

our on the kids are tell me where

23:51

the kids are gonna let's you know you

23:54

and how can say no to I. Sad.

23:57

Palestinians child. i

23:59

go So hold on hold

24:01

on well, let's see which companies

24:03

brat we have to avoid fucking

24:06

asshole hold on Alright

24:09

alright, so we're starting off Starbucks

24:12

okay. Oh a KFC.

24:14

Oh come on McDonald's

24:18

Doritos come on Pringles

24:20

I could deal with I can see what that so

24:23

fine Oh

24:30

I'm gonna drink Okay,

24:32

fine. What the fuck was

24:35

that you when I was

24:37

macadamia nuts Cadbury

24:40

a Snickers. I'll give

24:42

up the Snickers Nivea yogurt boy

24:47

There you go. Those are the

24:49

yeah the children of guys are

24:51

employing you imploring you To

24:53

look at the lazy motherfucker didn't even pick up

24:55

the sign gave him the best one. All right,

24:57

buddy You got coke

25:00

you better not fuck up. All

25:02

right, you look the most you look of

25:04

darkness So it's really gonna hit these Americans.

25:06

They love we love brown children. They don't

25:09

know really once you get a certain level

25:11

of dark They're just like oh boy.

25:13

I don't know so you're doing coke

25:16

whatever man Fuck you

25:18

all did not take the assignment seriously

25:20

fucked up, dude He's too busy focused

25:22

on his cool bike where they get all

25:24

these BMX bikes No, man, everybody in the

25:26

Palestine is just riding around having fun Wow,

25:30

I this is a big fuck-up for Gaza Is

25:35

it yeah, I'll take McDonald's America's gonna

25:37

take him McDonald's over our

25:39

own kids. Yeah, so you guys Can

25:42

eat shit. They got the guy from

25:44

Sandlot here That ray

25:47

look like I was gonna say how is

25:49

this a paladin clown doing? He's sneaking That's

25:52

a child actor. Camera: Don't fucking look at the

25:54

director. Look right. Look at the camera. Don't you

25:56

know? you're right? This is the best take they

25:58

got out of you kids. What? Is

26:00

this guy doing. That

26:03

a soccer game holding an above his head and.

26:06

This. Is like a one shot and done

26:08

her. what the fuck is this med one

26:10

same Charlie looks like a third. It looks

26:12

like teases of jug of team to them

26:14

as hatters. Charlie

26:17

Chan here. They

26:19

got about their safety vest. I was

26:21

that a beta phase in my mind.

26:23

Do it again. Know my way. No

26:26

bars. He.

26:29

Was looking to make sure you know that

26:31

of said and kids or even enunciating you

26:33

their own even know what this is. I

26:35

hadn't been. I have you ever heard cat

26:38

throw up? That's what we want our you

26:40

going to America? so you gotta make it

26:42

nice and guttural. They'll fuck and how Love

26:44

it there While guys point is, we're looking

26:46

to support the state of Gaza, pay attention

26:48

to these children in their poignant message by

26:50

Carl The we currently number eighty four with

26:52

four hundred Ninety One or both. Of

26:56

the week road. Ah.

27:00

Of. His

27:18

of it I have. Ah, Com

27:20

what I wanted to get a theme song for

27:23

but I didn't get out her Com: what the

27:25

fuck is Ursula saying they wouldn't Come on, come

27:27

on he was the third. Soon enough money to

27:29

her and I'm using it when I was hammered.

27:32

I'm sure you'll hold on, have to fight. You

27:34

are mad. Everything needs a jingle.

27:36

What is he saying here? I can

27:38

ah, draw me to try to read and

27:41

ah. Ok here I

27:43

got the single. it's once

27:45

air to I says once

27:47

of the thing I've learned

27:49

it is have to assess

27:52

other an apostrophe s insensitive

27:54

or what it is a

27:56

what it what it is

27:58

the name as. About

28:00

this is. The

28:03

only reason I'm not going

28:05

sauce Earth own includes a

28:07

business. And

28:09

what you're mentioning. Why

28:12

on earth sized say like the

28:14

pavement with the same in our

28:16

case. Got your. You. Know he

28:19

god's earth twice the size so there's no

28:21

way that it's dislike. Does he really? six

28:23

hundred and sixty minutes to somebody looks it

28:25

up and I he said it twice in

28:27

a because he said it got a before

28:29

like two weeks ago. And

28:31

Air Dry as easy, as pointed out,

28:34

is the kind of guy who will

28:36

hear a word or term and just

28:38

start using it instinctively. Gus, Gus your

28:40

as yes, I think these are.lacks a

28:43

global scale. Somebody must have used the

28:45

term scorched Earth around here. Scorched Earth

28:47

and he or his gourd harder and

28:50

somehow he heard Scots Earth. Like.

28:54

Is. In those things I want to like

28:56

say okay well maybe it's like a

28:58

text to speech error or whatever but

29:00

he has Twitter blue so he can

29:02

edit suite whenever he wants. sorry time

29:04

I switched among all he has a

29:06

new I read it again must attack

29:08

and I guess I don't know but

29:10

I spoke about this. The only reason

29:12

I'm not going Scots Earth Scotch Earth

29:14

is due to business. But. Even your text

29:17

to speech does it has no phrase. The

29:19

South Korea's gotta go I will clear Lemmy

29:21

Day of I see your neighbors Ace Scots

29:23

I begun Megabus God's Earth be real A

29:25

man see a. But.

29:28

He has the only reason I'm going

29:30

Scotch Earth. On. These mother fuckers

29:32

is cause a business. Okay,

29:35

yeah, Sasha is now. Well maybe

29:37

it's just as a particular African

29:39

American vernacular which the racist phone

29:42

companies are not a tune in

29:44

for. I'd it's your problem for

29:46

my problem. Okay, we'll debts. My.

29:49

Problem. Is. When

29:51

my classic alliteration here I'm calling

29:54

a derivative do Fusses. These.

29:56

are people who complain about things and

29:58

one of the complaining right now. Well there's

30:01

a new video game that just came out. I actually

30:03

just uh... You ended last show

30:05

on a video game problem. This is not

30:07

a video game problem. It is related to

30:10

all sorts of media problems. Okay?

30:12

This is one example. Alright. It

30:15

is media. And

30:17

I should have brought up some tweets and maybe I can

30:19

bring them in. Maybe not. Okay. So

30:21

there's a new video game. It's called Pal World.

30:24

It's a world of pals. Okay?

30:27

And it's like an open

30:29

world Pokemon game. Okay.

30:32

Online multiplayer you catch little buddies, you

30:34

put them to work in your farm.

30:36

Catch Pokemon. You catch Pokemon. Okay. It's

30:38

a little more mature maybe. Or they

30:40

catch themselves and sell them to you.

30:43

The Pokemon gets themselves. And then they sail

30:45

over to your farm and you buy them.

30:47

Yeah. No. I think you catch them. Okay.

30:49

And also you have a gun. Cut out the middleman.

30:51

Cut out the middleman. Alright. So

30:54

it looks fun. It's getting great reviews. It's an early access.

30:56

I actually just bought it and maybe I'll be streaming

30:58

it after the show when I get home. Looking forward to

31:00

it. You're going to be laying in bed like you were

31:02

last time? Yeah. Have you seen my bed streams? They're

31:04

going great. I heard people complaining about it. About what? How?

31:06

Why? You're laying in bed. They're very disturbed

31:09

by you laying in bed while

31:11

you're playing video games. It's comfortable.

31:13

Yeah. Usually that's a reason for

31:15

something to be disturbing. It's

31:18

comfortable. Yeah. Well. I

31:20

got a monitor mount next to my bed so it like folds

31:22

in. And then I can pull it out and I can see

31:24

the chat while I'm lying in bed. But

31:27

that's a story for another day. Are people watching

31:29

that shit? Well, I don't have a camera set

31:31

up. I'm worried the second they have the camera

31:33

and they're like, why is watching a fat guy

31:35

lie in bed and play video games? But that

31:37

way I can like stream and it's just comfortable.

31:39

I could stream for like more time. We're

31:42

getting off topic. Point is, pal

31:45

world is out and I'm seeing

31:47

an ad for pal world. This is not an ad

31:49

for pal world. Go to my Twitter real quick. I

31:51

think I retweeted a tweet about this. Uh,

31:54

people are complaining and saying, well,

31:56

this is just derivative.

31:58

This is a ripoff. of

32:00

Pokemon and a

32:02

bunch of internet autistic kids Well,

32:05

that's what I'm saying. No, I mean who gives

32:07

a shit about this stupid game pal world What

32:09

the fuck do you have on your Twitter? What's

32:11

on his fucking laptop? Hacking

32:13

off. I hope I don't take off

32:17

All right. What where is where is it? All

32:19

right, I'll find this power. Oh, hold on. Wait.

32:21

Wait, was that it? Yeah No,

32:24

I don't think people understand power world. This

32:26

is what you're using your win for Yeah,

32:29

video game Can

32:32

you bring that up? Yeah This

32:35

is what they're mad about. This is what they're complaining

32:37

about. Okay, so on the left is a Pokemon

32:40

character on the right is

32:43

a pal world character and All

32:46

these people are going well, this is an outrage. Look

32:49

look at that tail that that look

32:51

at the long bunny ears Clearly that

32:53

it belongs to Pokemon. They own I

32:55

can't believe they would do this like

32:57

cancer man. That's a problem Well,

33:00

this is in can I have more

33:02

examples, but I'm just saying this is

33:04

these people do not power. Yeah Yeah,

33:07

okay. The problem is that they don't understand.

33:09

They think this is like copyrightable They

33:11

think that if you come up with a bunny

33:13

character that has feet and ears that

33:15

runs around you can catch it That

33:17

that's like a copyrighted thing. That's a

33:19

big problem though These people that come

33:21

cry about power. Well, it is a

33:23

problem. Yes, because it's people Finding

33:26

stupid reasons to complain about stuff that

33:28

is actually cool and different. This is

33:30

a bad reason to complain about stuff

33:33

This is stupid. What is complaining about

33:35

people complaining about? power

33:37

world You don't see

33:39

what what else? What are your other examples

33:41

of this? Well, I was going to say

33:43

that What

33:45

people don't understand? Okay,

33:48

these people who come out and they say this

33:50

is a ripoff of that and this is the

33:52

rhythm of this, okay They

33:54

Oh derivative. Okay. Yeah, rib

33:57

derivation. Okay, whatever it is.

33:59

Yeah Okay, people don't understand

34:01

that all ideas come

34:03

from existing ideas. Pokemon

34:05

is 25 fucking years old.

34:08

Obviously, the people who grew up with Pokemon are

34:10

going to start taking and borrowing from things they

34:13

write. I mean, it clearly ripped off. But

34:15

it doesn't matter because they can't copyright that,

34:18

so it's like, yeah, it sucks. It's obviously

34:20

ripped off. Okay, Omni Man is just Superman.

34:22

Who cares? Not really. Yes. No, he's an-

34:24

first of all, he has a fucking mustache. Were

34:27

you gonna say he's an alien? Were you gonna

34:29

say he's an alien? I'm gonna fucking mustache. No,

34:31

I was- first of all, he's a dick, but

34:33

better than that, you have a fucking mustache. How

34:35

is that- how is that similar at all? If

34:37

I put a mustache- Stay a woman and say,

34:39

I'm going to fucking mustache. See how similar she

34:41

thinks you are. So if I put mustaches on

34:43

all the Pokemon, it's okay. Totally different guy. Totally

34:45

different guy. If I do Pikachu with a mustache,

34:47

I got a new character. What

34:50

is- when I say the following word, what's the first thing

34:53

that comes to mind? Disguise. It

34:56

was mustache, and you didn't want to say it. It was

34:58

not mustache. Mustache and glasses. Eh, I don't

35:00

think that's correct. That's a fucking

35:02

clear ripoff! It's not a clear ripoff, it's a

35:04

different thing! It even has gay little things on

35:06

his pants, and fucking tips on

35:09

his feet, that's a total ripoff! It doesn't

35:11

matter- okay, look, it's clearly inspired by- It's

35:14

not bullshit, you can take inspiration from

35:16

a 25 year old franchise

35:18

that every child in America grew up with.

35:21

That makes perfect sense, okay? Things

35:23

are supposed to take from other things, and

35:25

because we live in a fucking terminally online-

35:27

It's a palette swap! Fucking generation of autistic

35:29

morons, they go, Well, I can- I can

35:31

see that this came from this, and boo

35:33

boo boo, it does not matter, that's everything-

35:35

Are you pissed that we're calling things super

35:37

killer ripoffs? Yes, and we're gonna get into that. Okay,

35:39

that's what I thought. Super killer's what, the boys? It's

35:42

not the- well, they call it the boys. It's

35:44

the boys except I don't have to pay Amazon

35:46

Extra to ship me episodes of The Boys. That's

35:48

the problem, that's the difference. I've had people tell

35:50

me that my exciting comic book super clothes, is

35:53

a horrible ripoff. Look at what you've

35:55

done in his paper! Whatever. This

35:58

Doesn't want me to play with my papers. My

36:02

not entirely play with i exciting

36:04

comic book. super killer. Okay,

36:06

Which is a labor of love

36:09

obviously artist and okay for l.

36:12

A panic. I am I paying. We are

36:14

to maintain his art and I know I

36:17

am painted house burned down, a living in

36:19

a fucking dumpster, was families and even at

36:21

Christmas Not only not only am I paying

36:23

my are display of told him multiple times

36:25

have you ever need in advance to cover

36:28

any sort of things going on your life?

36:30

Please let me know it was his email

36:32

and sell him there are no Americans give

36:34

you his email Leave him the facilities. Veto

36:37

of reasons I already have those weirdos. Hurley

36:39

the we do research was artist bull a

36:41

male my We Milan we want him draw

36:43

the comics a fucking psycho pass a guy

36:45

he says he would took too long between

36:48

announcing it and then it coming out of

36:50

it even does not too long. It's perfectly

36:52

reasonable time as even been skiver gets whatever

36:54

it is to Amber would have been reasonable.

36:57

Got the went to a half years to

36:59

make his rainbow brood. Okay everybody mob exam

37:01

fifty comics or it's a thousand comics and

37:03

hour away before Alice comics of him light

37:05

my name. Is not known. Com I

37:08

Target Pro: barely elates. Okay, that's okay.

37:10

it's when percent late, not late and

37:12

at all. When did you announce it

37:14

like a year ago? It's

37:16

perfectly. Fine by Adam. Well that's

37:18

about eight percent late. One are

37:20

getting the silly paths getting rid

37:22

seem. The

37:25

denim know now how that both

37:27

your mom some never some never

37:29

reading books while the year your

37:32

own boat as enough anyway. As.

37:34

I've been told my book is a rebuff of

37:37

the boys. To. Rip Off of Take

37:39

as it's a rip off of. A

37:41

want it is. Probable. Cause I

37:43

think I read like a million years ago.

37:45

So Rip Off and Punisher tells the Marvel

37:47

Universe a comic I have not read. Ah,

37:50

it's mostly rip off of Rick and

37:52

Morty. them says it's lives as lama

37:55

another dimension and. I

37:58

was a some on on site dimension. The

38:00

Max Negative: your bones are calling

38:02

pizza so or his delivery of

38:04

human is a good Seasons Here

38:06

called said Almost Seasons. Other

38:09

some of the fun ones. I. Did see

38:11

that. Melee. It'll ladies have

38:13

been riding all that show in the new season with

38:16

not that good. Point. Is

38:18

like yes my comic draws inspiration from

38:20

things that I have enjoyed across my

38:22

lifetime. I have said up front with

38:25

many be inspirations are you don't have

38:27

to tell me that my comic is

38:29

derivative of other things. I know that's

38:32

because I probably op ed on yeah

38:34

okay anyone who makes sense of of

38:36

will tell you I've okay. let's put

38:39

it this way. what has happened to

38:41

I ever said what he was inspired

38:43

by to make I saw no Ghani

38:46

easier It's hard by money. And

38:48

his desire to own a forklift

38:50

in, that's it Otherwise, out all

38:52

this inspired by said. Flag

38:54

as soon as their own a beloved a

38:56

few mods mods are wearing a scarf and

38:58

little glasses and Ember Ravens I go about

39:00

with an artist. you are. All

39:03

your favorite said was ripped off

39:05

of something else. Batman is Zorro

39:07

plus Sherlock Holmes. that since. And.

39:10

They dresses as a bat. Okay, Star

39:12

Wars is just the movie. The Hidden

39:14

Fortress from Curacao with Little Flash Gordon

39:17

make still my. Guy

39:19

again. Omni Man is just

39:21

superior and with a nice Seville. Sure

39:23

Nashville is updated for a new generation

39:26

Fl sandwiches this time. Why announce? Okay

39:28

you guys like cyber punk city by

39:30

a cyber punk video game. You like

39:32

watching what are a player. Honor it

39:35

more. you were all of obese people.

39:37

These people who are you can take

39:39

this poker must set off screen by

39:41

law as the same thing. It's obviously

39:44

a rip off. I saw them make

39:46

a tweet and they're like the reason

39:48

we have to take a stand. Against

39:50

this is cause if we allow them to

39:52

steal from Pokey mom's next thing you know

39:54

they're going to be stealing from us. Which

39:57

is again that I that fucking saying of

39:59

Bowl Black said. These I know I can

40:01

give out by adults. sort of the go

40:03

to steal I'm okay to you. If you

40:05

create a fucking Asom right expanding fucking phenomena

40:08

like poker months' people are going to steal

40:10

from it, but most of you are retards

40:12

and moron and will never make anything of

40:15

value your life. So stop worrying about other

40:17

people's ceiling Pokey bomb us because then they

40:19

might feel your fucking Pokey mods. That's probably

40:21

not a there's no chance is going to

40:24

happen. A baggie arguing about on Twitter already

40:26

tells me that you're probably are making anything

40:28

out of value than anyone. Would ever want

40:30

us feel. Okay, because you

40:32

don't understand your own ideas are derivative

40:35

of other ideas as well. Then you're

40:37

probably making shit. Everything good comes from

40:39

something else. Okay that

40:41

sit. On.

40:43

Like a scale of ten. Bags.

40:46

How. Much. Do you

40:48

feel like you represent? Like.

40:51

Art, art, history and creativity.

40:53

Sam one of the greatest

40:55

writers living writers, a Swiss,

40:57

Alps and America for yeah,

40:59

we all know that creators

41:01

are rider creator obviously writer

41:03

sounds better. Agenda rank you

41:05

can? Yea yeah. And as

41:07

Tolkien, Jrr, Tolkien whole team

41:09

Dean: how would you rank

41:11

the three of you. Ah,

41:15

Connie a number one me number

41:17

too salty member through because you

41:19

only read the one thousand angle

41:21

movers l the smell or can

41:23

what if they all came from

41:25

Why am I mean it's obviously

41:27

a rip off though The or

41:29

example. Know. He isn't. They

41:32

looked different. Estates find earth look against

41:34

when Superman first came out. Do you

41:36

think that all the superhero characters didn't

41:38

just look like Superman? The point is

41:40

that they were inspired You to you

41:42

sir have it permutations whereby just like

41:44

a guide and like eg, a mouse

41:46

with ago. I am.

41:49

flares and stuff you make one of the that

41:51

doesn't exist women were the top twenty franchises of

41:53

all time the fact that we don't have and

41:55

was quite which we do with conrad there was

41:58

like we have to I

42:00

should be making a Pokemon okay, cuz it's

42:02

fucking everybody should be making it I got

42:04

in trouble because one time I made a

42:06

video You know how everybody always makes like

42:09

fan video games where they're like I made

42:11

my own Pokemon It's called Pokemon butt version

42:14

Okay, I'm like don't do that stop wasting your

42:16

time just go make your own Idea

42:20

that is have you seen this new

42:22

Castlevania game? No, do you want to

42:24

see a video game? I know I don't want to

42:26

see a video game Okay, but instead of making

42:28

a do you like Castlevania? You know those

42:31

games not really it's like too slow It's

42:33

like oh, I like the Castlevania

42:35

games a lot and there's a studio and they're making

42:37

a game and it's called The

42:39

Transylvania adventure of Simon quest

42:42

okay ripoff obviously yeah obvious

42:44

ripoff Okay, but it's Dracula.

42:46

That's public domain. They

42:48

can just do that You don't have

42:51

to make fucking your own man You

42:53

gotta like unplug from this shit, or

42:55

you're gonna go crazy You're gonna like

42:57

start seeing only in terms of like

42:59

these online arguments about retarded shit like

43:02

What who ripped off what mouse

43:04

and it's like everything's a remix

43:06

shit. I Just fuck

43:09

think that we should celebrate but who's

43:11

calling hello Hello

43:16

Got me all worried for a second. I

43:18

just think that we have a generation That

43:21

is all precious about protecting their

43:23

Pokemon It's

43:36

about people simping for a multinational corporation

43:38

they think Nintendo is their best friend

43:40

Yeah, no fucking sense like we have

43:42

to protect the sanctity of Pokemon No,

43:45

you don't it has nothing to do

43:47

with you. I'm not to argue with

43:49

every person. I'm not art. I'm just

43:51

saying Okay, are you

43:53

enlightening there's what I want to know tweet

43:56

has 5,000 likes and like oh,

43:58

it's so give the shit almost a

44:00

million views of people going, I cannot

44:02

believe that someone would do this to

44:04

Pokemon. This is horrible. Yeah, all right,

44:07

all right, all right. It's fucking stupid.

44:09

Is that it? Derivative doofuses. I can't

44:11

believe that that was your problem. Derivative

44:14

doofuses. Why don't you bring in another dead

44:16

guy in Ukraine and then we can hear

44:18

a good problem, huh? Here's one that people

44:20

can relate to. Yeah, home repairs. Not

44:23

just about like online. Nope.

44:26

Yes, not your audience. Oh, your audience?

44:28

I'm talking about fucking Pokemon and comic

44:30

books all day. My audience is trapped

44:32

forever. Home repairs, Vito. That's

44:35

a real problem for real people.

44:38

Not arguing about car two and nine. Just

44:40

make the landlord pay for it. Yeah, I

44:43

bet you do. I do. I bet you

44:45

call in all the time, hey, there's a crack in the wall. I'll

44:48

spill some lemonade. I

44:51

spilled some Mountain Dew on the carpet. The

44:53

law says you have to replace the carpet every 18 months

44:55

if I ask. I do

44:57

need to call my landlord. I actually don't bother my landlord

45:00

at all. Can you send the guy

45:02

out to trim the outside? I don't even go outside. I

45:04

don't even ask your landlord for stuff. They remember you exist

45:06

and they jack up your rent. I want

45:08

to exist in this perfect, nobody remembers

45:10

I'm there situation. Never fucking in. I got

45:12

my gutter fixed and I went on the

45:14

roof to see what I just paid $500

45:16

for. I

45:18

see that the other gutter on the other

45:21

side is totally destroyed. I'm like,

45:23

why didn't you fix? I

45:25

told them to fix this one and

45:27

they're like, well, that will only cost

45:29

like 100 bucks and

45:31

our minimum's like 300. So

45:33

how about we clean everything out and we'll fix it. And

45:36

I was like, yeah, okay, here's 300 bucks. And

45:38

then I went up there to see it and there's

45:41

a gigantic crack on the other side

45:43

of the gutter that they cleaned out. Without

45:46

telling you. So you didn't, you

45:48

knew that there was a limit. I couldn't hit. There

45:50

was a minimum and you went up there and started

45:52

cleaning and saw it and said, fuck them.

45:55

Yeah. That

45:57

was the deal. You just paid us to fix.

46:00

the thing and clean the gutters kids just drop another

46:02

uhh gutter thing

46:04

in there now I got it to start over do

46:06

it again umm well

46:09

maybe you shouldn't live in a house precariously perched

46:11

over a shit pit maybe that's leading all your

46:14

problems now what happens that's not

46:16

how shit breaks friend of mine is

46:18

uhh putting in uhh

46:21

fixing the lake at their house they've

46:23

got like a lakefront oh

46:25

that's something everyone can identify with well fixing their

46:27

lakefront property the guy comes out no no no

46:29

the lake is like all mucky and shitty and

46:31

he's like we gotta do something about this bring

46:34

a guy out and he goes oh yeah I'll come

46:36

out it's uhh it's my my consulting fee is 200

46:39

bucks for me to just come out there and then we'll talk

46:41

about it Jesus why did he

46:43

agree to that? he said well he

46:45

will he complained to me so

46:47

I'm sure that's increased that's phase one of

46:49

I'm doing it is texting me with huh

46:52

can you fucking believe this yeah did you get

46:54

a $200 credit towards fixing the lake there's just

46:57

200 bucks to look at a lake and

46:59

go yeah you're fucked 200 bucks to look at

47:01

it and go well you know this would all

47:03

do I'll dump sand all over it okay he's

47:05

just sent them some pictures no no they will

47:08

never do that they'll never do that umm contractors

47:10

huh I got some non-racist stats for you it's

47:12

not contractors California Home

47:14

Repair jumped up 67% in

47:17

a decade wow that's 6% last year

47:19

wow you don't even know you're so

47:22

busy crying about people

47:24

crying about comic books you

47:26

don't know what real problems are I'm gonna fit

47:28

a neo geo machine in my tiny apartment that's

47:30

that's the only home ownership problem if you had

47:32

a home you wouldn't be able to afford neo

47:34

geo machine I know ever I know 6,000

47:37

bucks this will really bake your uh bake your

47:39

noodle my biscuits roof repairs uh

47:44

uh 650 10,000 bucks so

47:46

there's a roof more like a leaky roof

47:49

yeah water heater thousand

47:52

bucks veto you think about

47:54

that thousand bucks how many toys new get now I

47:56

could get a lot of cool shit you're living the

47:58

dream I am kind of living Huh

48:01

painting exterior five thousand bucks. Yeah,

48:04

how's your I know you had problem with your sink

48:07

More money. Well that cost you. I don't even want

48:09

to talk about that one. Don't is way too much

48:11

Oh, you brought in the home repair problem, but you're

48:14

not gonna talk about that one too much That

48:16

one's not fun. Why was it too much five

48:18

grand to fix your sink change the

48:21

yeah Yeah,

48:23

what kind of pipes you got now brand-new

48:27

whatever Lose the legal

48:29

minimum for me to have That's

48:32

where your problems Yeah,

48:34

invest you're lucky. You don't know how good you have it well

48:39

You're able to call you got all that

48:42

new matter fake. Yeah, I knew Maddox money

48:44

pay for anymore Max pay Oh, I didn't

48:46

buy my pipe one month of Maddox shit

48:49

and my gutters handled your dumb pipe bullshit.

48:51

All right What's your next problem? My problem

48:53

dick? This is one we can all relate

48:55

to Driving huh?

48:58

You're in your car be better than this comic shit

49:01

This is the first week where we haven't told each other

49:03

our problems. I would have said another

49:06

fucking comic problem another Another

49:09

name any other comic problem I

49:11

brought in any problem that that

49:13

is I know more about this

49:15

than these people Well,

49:17

that's every problem. Well, that's all your fucking you got

49:20

to be better than no game ice if you're gonna

49:22

do that Game ice it's clearly

49:24

a Eevee type

49:26

situation You're driving your

49:28

car. It's nighttime And

49:31

you as a driver want to help other drivers on

49:33

the road. Yeah, you see someone

49:35

driving Could be any sex

49:38

could be any race their

49:40

lights are not on Last

49:42

you like that. Yeah, why are you laughs? Yeah, you

49:44

know, that's it. That's all I need to do Then

49:47

I'll turn on their lines you do it again you

49:50

do it again. Oh, I keep I'm I'm

49:52

going I'm flashing No, I'm too fast. Fuck

49:54

you. No, I do it once

49:57

how far away are you noticing that they don't have

49:59

their idea? I like the light we're

50:01

both at the light like across from each other like

50:03

we're both at a stoplight okay Up

50:05

up they don't turn on all right. Well. That's

50:07

their problem then Well, that's

50:10

my problem dick is ignored signals

50:14

ignored driving signals

50:17

Okay, it's you trying

50:20

your best to be a responsible motorist

50:22

and help other people out, and they don't know Anytime

50:25

somebody flashes their high beams at me. I know what

50:27

that means Flash

50:29

yours back at them flash you well. Yeah, make

50:31

sure your lights are on that's simple, okay

50:35

Why do why do we not why why how often

50:37

does this happen to you a lot all the time?

50:39

We people don't have their lights on people don't have

50:41

their light on the way over here And I

50:44

had already had the song ready to go

50:46

impatient because like even when I soon as

50:49

I sit down You're like hey start the video. I'm

50:51

like I got like dude. They're driving down the street

50:53

and their lights aren't on So there's

50:55

a bunch of lights on the street who cares Okay

50:58

another way you might try to alert

51:00

other motorists. What's going on is by

51:02

using your horn no never What do

51:05

you never never ever use a horn?

51:07

I was I was I had picked

51:09

up my meal from

51:12

the local drive-through salad

51:14

establishment and I

51:17

was stuck trying to get out of the parking lot

51:19

because there was just Again a

51:21

person of an indiscriminate gender and

51:24

and race and I just

51:26

little tiny fat little tiny You

51:29

know you honked at someone to leave the Well

51:32

they were they were also they were in the line

51:34

for the drive-through But it

51:36

was one of these things where the drive-through

51:38

is wide enough So you're supposed to be all the way to

51:40

the left if you're in the drive-through and the

51:43

right supposed to be open for other Cars to get

51:45

by right they're like smack dab in the middle Okay

51:48

with a bunch of room in front of them And

51:50

I think they are you sure say two people

51:52

are supposed to go through the drive-through at the

51:54

same time It's that the left Lane

51:57

is the drive-through the right lane is to

51:59

like park your car in the park okay

52:01

okay and they're blocking they're

52:03

blocking the right side because they're big ol

52:05

whatever the fuck SUV is just in the

52:07

middle I'm like they supposed to be reaching

52:10

the window I don't know what you're not

52:12

getting here well you're saying drive-through and you're saying

52:14

they're like way out of the drive-through yes they're

52:16

way out of the drive-through they should have gotten

52:18

more into the yeah well it was wrapped around

52:21

the building it was before they reached the okay

52:23

okay too big of a turn it's a too

52:25

big of a turn but they had lots of

52:27

room to pull up okay

52:30

so I got a little now

52:32

I think they thought stupidly

52:34

or something that I was like trying to jump the

52:36

line and the drive through or something I'm like no

52:38

I just literally need you to pull up into

52:41

the drive-through lane so I can go around you on the right

52:43

I do it again I do it

52:45

a third time they refuse to move and I go okay well

52:48

there's actually and this is crazy there's actually

52:50

more room on the left than on the

52:52

right so what I'm gonna

52:54

do is I'm actually going to drive around them

52:57

on the left and then go

52:59

around the front of their car to exit so

53:01

the second I start doing that and I'm

53:03

like you know right next to them they

53:06

lay on their horn like

53:09

I'm doing wrong yeah you so I part

53:11

I park in front of them and I

53:13

get out of the car and I go

53:16

I'm trying to leave the drive-through why did

53:18

you parking it out um because I wanted to

53:20

yell at this dumb bitch because I'm like why

53:22

are you laying on the horn you are wrong

53:25

I'm leaving okay just just let

53:27

me do this I've

53:29

decided to maneuver around you because you refuse

53:31

to move your fucking car for some reason

53:33

mm-hmm it's drivers who are not

53:36

remaining aware we have these things available to us

53:38

we have the horn we have

53:40

the little lights turn signals I

53:43

can let people know when people are like

53:45

honking like why are you not going straight

53:48

and Michael you can see these things that are

53:50

on my car you could do you need me to stick my

53:52

arm out the window do I gotta do one of these yeah

53:54

you do that you know I'm taking a right turn what I'm

53:56

gonna have to you yelled at the lady she

53:59

started recording me What

54:05

are you gonna do with that? What are you gonna do with that? I

54:09

hope so I'm gonna call the cops

54:11

and I'm like I want you to call the cops

54:13

and tell them what race is she She

54:16

was like Hispanic or something. Oh, okay Hispanic

54:18

lady, I like I like you should call

54:20

the cops turned in it She turned left

54:23

in a driveway was trying to turn towards

54:25

the menu thing, but she left it Give

54:27

me the rat in and this is you

54:29

know audio show draw. Okay, and then I'll

54:31

describe it. Okay. This is my car Going

54:35

this way. This is a her

54:37

car Well, where's the

54:39

building? Hold on. This is the building

54:41

Where's the window and the

54:43

window is over here? So where's the ordering

54:46

thing? So this is the way you would

54:49

She would be going around the building like that. Where's

54:51

the ordering? Where do you order food? You order right

54:53

here? Where's you pick up the food on

54:56

the building the fucking that's got the 20 those

54:58

there I mean about getting

55:00

so upset Okay, so you

55:02

order at that thing and then

55:04

you're driving around here and you drive around

55:06

where you exit to the parking lot Okay,

55:08

so then my car after I got my

55:10

food here. So you were getting food.

55:13

Yeah after I got my food No, where did you I

55:15

already got it? So I had gotten

55:17

my food from here, right? Okay from the second window

55:20

now And here's the street. Okay, where's

55:22

the street exit? We're gonna exit

55:24

to the street. This is the exit to the street.

55:26

Okay, so I'm wrapping around the

55:28

building and I want to go out this

55:31

way Okay And

55:34

I can't because of her giant

55:37

fucking car, which is in the middle of two

55:39

lanes Yeah, am I

55:41

sure that I couldn't get back? Yes Cuz

55:43

that's why dude there was so much room that

55:45

I was able to you know Varies around we know

55:48

yeah between her in the building, which is insane How

55:50

is there that much room between her in the building?

55:52

There was enough room in front of her in the

55:54

next person? Yes, there was like nothing there. She just

55:56

needed to pull up so I could get around her

56:01

Are you was she waiting it in line? She

56:03

was waiting for the drive-through She was like why you know

56:06

for the drive-through. How do you know she wasn't just parked

56:08

there? They well, I don't know why she would park

56:10

right in the middle of the fucking man. Okay. Yeah, she's

56:12

an idiot So when I honk so you're just a woman

56:15

what if she was just parked there to

56:17

get her like food together? She

56:20

wasn't she was waiting for the drive-through. Okay, I Was

56:24

on I cuz I was there for like 45

56:26

like 45 seconds. Just like beep beep Beep

56:29

beep. Okay point

56:31

is that ignoring car

56:34

signals ignoring Yeah,

56:37

that's what I put ignored Car

56:39

signals honking high beams turn signals. They're

56:42

all there. All right, these problems are

56:44

terrible This these this show is probably

56:46

the worst one. Well, we'll never do

56:48

a show again I really I mean

56:50

all this whole like not discussing the

56:54

I don't think it I don't think was a

56:56

good idea a guy and he came to fix

56:58

my gutters That was bad one, too But he

57:00

didn't fix my other I think I remember having

57:02

this argument on the first show The reason to

57:04

tell them is to think about them beforehand, but

57:07

we don't do that. I do you

57:09

don't You must even subconsciously

57:11

must I mean I think about them and

57:13

that like I'm ready to talk about them.

57:15

There you go Okay, it's not my fault.

57:18

I come in you immediately start shitting on

57:20

my problem. It's perfectly reasonable Look at this

57:22

shit, man. That's an obvious Alright,

57:25

my problem is fast

57:27

food face

57:29

grease You're

57:31

right. This is the worst over. Yeah, I know see it's

57:33

terrible. All right Just

57:38

terrible terrible episode. Well, okay.

57:40

Here's here's this thing about the show

57:42

is like, I don't know I Know

57:46

these are pretty good. No, it's like the It's

57:49

the it's always rough when

57:51

it's lecturing other people who aren't there

57:54

about like I'm smarter than you Okay,

57:57

you blew it you blew it

58:00

Fast food, face grease. I

58:04

told you that we should have done it after

58:06

Ethan Van Skyver is... Don't pin this on me.

58:08

This has nothing to do with me. This

58:10

is a perfectly reasonable show. We had a

58:13

great voted up segment. I brought in a

58:15

great video. Thank you. That was fun. The

58:17

Palestinian kid won. It was pretty funny. That

58:19

was pretty funny. Okay, we had some great

58:21

comments. We got some great voicemails.

58:24

No, the voicemails are terrible too. Here, watch. Listen.

58:28

Hey, Dick and Vito. So I

58:31

usually listen to the podcast with the goss

58:33

and just laugh. He's bad already. And not

58:35

in my self and in his way or

58:38

form. But as a

58:40

fucking today that has changed. I

58:42

fucking have beef with somebody right now. You

58:44

got beef. So for a living I make

58:46

3D renders using SketchUp. But

58:49

because I woke up in July

58:51

I decided to derail my entire

58:53

livelihood and decided to outsource

58:56

his comics to

58:58

quote unquote illustrators

59:01

in Brazil. I want to

59:04

know this. Effectively making my beloved program

59:06

a laughing stock. So

59:11

I have dedicated my entire career into

59:15

3D modeling and rendering

59:17

very realistic and disturbingly

59:20

bainty renders

59:22

of penises and just joining his entire Twitter

59:24

post with them. I'm talking

59:26

about every penis is going to be a different race,

59:29

different species, even more

59:32

fantasy creatures that just come up

59:34

with my imagination. So I'm making

59:36

my professional career not being taken seriously.

59:44

You started a course. I told you, see, horrible. You

59:47

knew I was going to shut that shit off right away. Alright.

59:51

Then there's... I got an email.

59:53

You want an email? No, I'm doing it. No,

59:55

hold on. No, no, no. I

59:57

want to really... Here you go. worst

1:00:00

show ever I have the perfect next

1:00:02

slideshow I'm gonna fly over

1:00:04

from the UK so cookies do not let

1:00:06

be go turn it into some bullshit cheap

1:00:09

scribbling t-shirt selling non

1:00:11

good fucking slam no

1:00:17

worry I am poetry I will

1:00:19

not be talked into doing some

1:00:21

shitty live show okay hold on

1:00:23

hold on you got that audio

1:00:25

clip I sent you yeah okay

1:00:27

you're holding out on me yeah

1:00:29

all right hold on hold on don't play yet

1:00:31

okay here's the deal episode

1:00:33

123 that was the last episode

1:00:35

yeah you apparently

1:00:37

missed a tbf at

1:00:40

timestamp 206 13 someone has sent in

1:00:43

a they

1:00:46

say this is a stinger you can use

1:00:49

to punish dick every time he misses a

1:00:51

tbf so this is our

1:00:54

first ever submission okay a

1:00:56

tbf punishment clip let's hear

1:00:58

it I hate ass oh

1:01:04

that's so annoying you want me to make it

1:01:06

even worse that was

1:01:08

sent I hate ass I

1:01:11

think you're supposed to say I eat

1:01:13

ass is that correct yeah man that's

1:01:15

a good one all right well dick

1:01:17

you want to know who sent that

1:01:19

in no well I'm gonna

1:01:21

tell you anyway because it's part of the bit and comes

1:01:23

to us straight from the niggler

1:01:27

you've been niggled my friend that's what

1:01:29

you got fuck for missing is a

1:01:32

good one I wish the episode was

1:01:34

better because that's a good unveiling of

1:01:36

that bit that's a very funny I

1:01:38

finally it's funny everybody had such stupid

1:01:40

ideas now what it should be you

1:01:42

should you should watch

1:01:45

cuties if you miss one all right

1:01:48

well now we can add that you love fat women

1:01:50

have that to the soundboard here's how

1:01:52

we're gonna save this episode we should watch

1:01:54

Eric July's saving it shut up it's done

1:01:56

shut up we should watch that this is

1:01:58

what a live show is people would feel like

1:02:00

by the way the bad feeling

1:02:02

fine it's a good show look

1:02:06

we got a little bit of time went through the problems quick

1:02:08

feels like we're warming up to a show

1:02:10

that's not so you should watch Eric July's

1:02:12

3d render they're

1:02:15

talking about we we should put

1:02:17

on the video on the show yeah why

1:02:20

the fuck would we do that I don't know I

1:02:25

think you've been laying down streaming to my

1:02:28

oh for fuck's sake this is Jato I'm calling

1:02:31

for veto veto this is for you brother I

1:02:34

had to pause this last episode I'm catching

1:02:36

up I've been out of the loop dude

1:02:39

you get shit on for your way and I'm

1:02:41

gonna play something brother fuck all those idiots every

1:02:44

fucking day I'll tell you I drink a

1:02:46

pink monster Hawaiian pipeline

1:02:49

punch ooh every goddamn fucking morning cuz

1:02:51

that shit gets me going that's my

1:02:53

caffeine and sugar hit in the morning

1:02:55

if I don't drink that shit I'm

1:02:57

gonna PTSD to shit out somebody so

1:02:59

I drink every day ooh a lot

1:03:01

of sugar calories big fucking deal you know

1:03:04

what you can drink your bullshit have

1:03:06

your cake eat it too fucking fart again

1:03:08

no I didn't get outside bro yeah what

1:03:10

are you saying that I know why you're

1:03:12

bitter on the computer angry and you know

1:03:14

what veto it's time to go outside and

1:03:16

stuff fuck some shit up so I'll be

1:03:18

able to break some shit together because I

1:03:20

got proof I got metrics I don't do

1:03:22

dumb shit count calories I love fucking Apple

1:03:24

watch to do that shit for me okay

1:03:27

I don't even track calories I just a

1:03:29

meat crusher is on fucking moving all day

1:03:31

every day so veto just

1:03:33

to cut all right all right he's saying I don't

1:03:36

have to count calories cuz he drinks a Hawaiian punch

1:03:38

every day and he's fine I'm gonna

1:03:40

take his diet advice that seems

1:03:43

reasonable to me I'm

1:03:45

excited a joke okay you

1:03:51

mentioned you touched on this problem last

1:03:54

episode with the wood problem

1:03:56

right biggest problem I have

1:03:58

is when

1:04:01

dudes make jokes about coming

1:04:03

online, like every time,

1:04:05

and it'll be in like an act to assure, like

1:04:07

I'm a huge wrestler and I've watched

1:04:09

football, and I'll be like, Jordan

1:04:12

loves stats from last game, blah, blah, blah,

1:04:14

blah, blah. And someone will

1:04:16

say, keep going, I'm almost there. I'm

1:04:18

like, gross, now I'm thinking

1:04:20

about, or I'm

1:04:23

gonna need a new change of pants

1:04:25

after that one. Like, stop making me

1:04:27

think about you just think, vote up,

1:04:29

would, vote up, jizz, biggest problem, guys

1:04:32

making jokes about coming. And it's always

1:04:34

predictable shit. All right, go fuck yourself.

1:04:36

Do you remember when high school, when like every joke

1:04:38

was like, oh, you got cum on your shirt? Like

1:04:40

if you have anything on you at all? On

1:04:43

your shirt? Yeah, it'd be like, you know, you'd like

1:04:45

spell something on your shirt, and it'd go, oh, is

1:04:47

that like cum? You got cum on your shirt? Yeah.

1:04:51

Yeah, did that stop? Did we stop doing that?

1:04:55

Nobody told me. For some

1:04:57

reason, I remember everyone always being like, cum on

1:04:59

you. I have no idea what

1:05:02

I'm talking about. I'm trying to find where to load the

1:05:04

show here. Okay, you wanna click on the one? I can

1:05:06

never find anything. Hit create. Create?

1:05:09

Yeah, hit go live. Oh, go live?

1:05:11

Yeah. Oh, jeez, that's the

1:05:13

opposite of what I wanna do. I know, it doesn't make

1:05:16

any sense, but there you are. Okay, there we go. Now,

1:05:18

this one works. I don't know why the other one wasn't

1:05:20

working. We have fixed the show.

1:05:22

Okay, one more voicemail. Why

1:05:25

don't we talk about all the

1:05:28

things. Rex Sexton wants a live show. Okay.

1:05:30

So, this is Rex Sexton, and I am

1:05:32

perplexed as to why Vito suddenly wants to

1:05:34

engage with all these people at frequent live

1:05:37

shows. He has opened disdain for fans who

1:05:39

tried to give him tips on moving weight.

1:05:41

He has opened disdain for fans who inquired

1:05:43

about his call for a writing partner. When

1:05:47

I introduced myself at the Philly live show, he was

1:05:49

sulking in the corner, looked at me like I had

1:05:51

three heads. What? He was being

1:05:53

accosted by some fat gay guy. Thank you.

1:05:55

I think it's clear he doesn't understand the

1:05:57

emotional and best required to pretend to... Joy

1:06:00

interacting with a chuckle fuck listeners of

1:06:02

the show on a semi regular basis.

1:06:05

that yourself I was assaulting. It's really

1:06:07

very friendly at the Philly Live show.

1:06:09

A guy better obviously lying and bitter

1:06:11

about not being your writing part is

1:06:14

my he doesn't Mulligan He's on the

1:06:16

shortlist. The on the shortlist. And

1:06:20

have gone back to your ah I say

1:06:22

is that that's it. That's

1:06:24

it that I mean as over the

1:06:27

last voicemail is going to save this.

1:06:29

Sub that bad. It's a good show.

1:06:32

Like or on the shows Bad it's

1:06:34

good. It's fun. Unless Annabelle I would

1:06:36

sell us arguing about show being bad

1:06:38

as unless Annabelle. Ah right. Especially compared

1:06:41

to last week's. Glad. Jasmine

1:06:43

says an amazing, why didn't I

1:06:45

didn't want to read these Super

1:06:48

Chancellor, please stop coming down on

1:06:50

our show which everyone loves. Okay

1:06:53

to great show. I

1:06:56

mean I guess. Wow.

1:06:59

Who sit near biscuits body? everybody.

1:07:01

I did. I think I

1:07:03

think we did. Great show that a lot of

1:07:05

laughs. As a give

1:07:07

you would stop coming down on it.

1:07:09

We could find more humor to a

1:07:12

haze in a man know about on

1:07:14

the smell like midway through the show

1:07:16

you commit I'd. The. Honoree These.

1:07:19

Are you are made Him So we wait a

1:07:21

second? We do. We. Are we doing some chance

1:07:23

right away? Grounds that it is. No. Oh, that's

1:07:25

a format of the show. It's voice mails. I

1:07:27

wonder if it's on a second hauser than gone?

1:07:30

Ah, Woody. Mean, how's

1:07:32

it going? Amazing? Fine. I'm siding been

1:07:35

going on now known I really would

1:07:37

do this week. Who gives a fuck

1:07:39

what I did this week? I.

1:07:42

Do own and though my don't want to talk

1:07:44

about what I did this week ever mile. I

1:07:47

had a great week old work very hard on

1:07:49

the comic with my are more market comic ahead.

1:07:54

and working closely with my editor

1:07:56

we had a great creative week

1:07:58

i feel Yeah,

1:08:01

and uh Yeah

1:08:05

Will you read these? You know

1:08:07

any creative projects one? Oh, no well

1:08:11

Would you write something fuck? No not after

1:08:13

that treatment debacle? No fucking way. It

1:08:15

was not a debacle. Okay? It

1:08:18

was just whatever. I just thought I could

1:08:20

spruce it up and you know you guys

1:08:22

also spruce it up It's a collaborative exercise

1:08:26

Okay, I can read the super champ. Yeah, I read the

1:08:28

super chat Wow dick is just really

1:08:31

blowing through here Okay,

1:08:34

well Koo for two says thank you all

1:08:36

for not killing yourself. Thank you Koo dumb

1:08:39

username for two This is what's the best place to

1:08:41

send super killer fan art Twitter Twitter

1:08:44

is good if they want to get on your

1:08:46

if they want to get on the website It's

1:08:49

yeah, you can send it to me now and

1:08:51

now I've access to update our great website Yeah,

1:08:53

it's got some fun stuff on there Johnny

1:08:56

Rockford to EBS's cyber frog got torn apart

1:08:58

by Eric July. Did you see that video?

1:09:00

Oh? Is that the

1:09:02

AI one? I Eric July. I saw a

1:09:04

tiny bit of it. It's pretty good I

1:09:06

can only get that AI Eric July voice

1:09:08

and that sounds exactly like him Well, that's

1:09:10

the thing is his new video that he

1:09:13

put out is even more monotone than the

1:09:15

AI Eric July And he like edits the

1:09:17

shit out of his videos to yeah, one,

1:09:19

so it sounds even more a ie dude

1:09:21

He sounds like not human at all. It's

1:09:23

bizarre kicks mechanic for 20 been watching since

1:09:25

destiny on the show And I haven't

1:09:27

missed an episode since well. He's gonna quit the

1:09:29

show after this it Yeah after you keep coming

1:09:31

down on this episode That's it. This is not

1:09:33

that bad an episode my problems are not bad

1:09:35

Yeah, they were all the problems are bad all

1:09:37

the problems were bad and dumb They

1:09:40

were bad you have to help sell the

1:09:42

problems if you save their time people will

1:09:44

think they're dumb the cars now Stupid

1:09:46

they know they know when something is bad

1:09:49

you must have like a car story like

1:09:51

oh, yeah I know like that is about

1:09:53

car story What

1:09:56

it says even my 65 year

1:09:58

old super conservative old school School Mechanic Mentor slash

1:10:01

boss loves the show. Oh, that's great Oh,

1:10:03

yeah, well that is actually great You guys

1:10:05

are gonna blow up keep grinding veto and

1:10:07

dick as a team make the show 100%

1:10:11

hand clap no tricks in there. Oh

1:10:13

god, did I get fucked? I don't know. I can't believe I I

1:10:16

don't want to tell I don't want to that stupid

1:10:18

niggler thing to play over me Well, we're gonna hit

1:10:20

them. Maybe they're gonna get you David Hodge for ten

1:10:22

or hodes My

1:10:24

last name just pronounced how Eric

1:10:26

July would say hold this hode

1:10:29

hode hodice hodice Got

1:10:31

into a fight with the girlfriend over

1:10:33

a horny cat still wouldn't Unconsentify her

1:10:35

veto you are to one

1:10:40

2.1 tungsten cubes Guys

1:10:43

your cat is in distress

1:10:45

2.1 help that cat out 3 14. I do not wait 3 14 and bullets history for

1:10:47

two veto Can

1:10:51

you do toy reviews on your second channel? I don't

1:10:54

really like what am I gonna review? How do

1:10:56

you review a toy? How do you buy it to

1:10:59

look at it? Sit I

1:11:02

bought like those cowboy bebop figures. What am I gonna say?

1:11:04

Hey, this looks cool. I like to look at it But

1:11:06

why I like colorful stuff.

1:11:09

I don't know man as A

1:11:12

comic creator. I like

1:11:14

to take inspiration from colorful things

1:11:16

around me You know, I

1:11:18

might draw from different elements of Franchises

1:11:20

I have personally enjoyed I have more

1:11:23

of a reason to own toys than

1:11:26

most people Why's that I

1:11:28

did cuz I was a graphic designer for like 10

1:11:30

years. Oh Okay, it's all

1:11:32

about shapes. Okay colors and whatever

1:11:34

else Which has

1:11:36

informed my design sensibilities over the

1:11:39

years whatever I'm

1:11:41

not like he's a guy who buys pop figures and

1:11:43

every toy I bought is not like

1:11:45

just The video games

1:11:47

are buyer crap, but that's different cuz they're not toys

1:11:49

Okay, and I just impulsively buy those like and I

1:11:52

would just love to see how much stuff you're buying

1:11:54

every toy I buy is Has

1:11:56

a purpose except for the ones I went from that Japanese

1:11:59

crane game that I need to stop playing are

1:12:01

you are you doing that what whatnot thing

1:12:03

that wheel of consoles yeah so I have

1:12:05

decided I really want to sell on whatnot

1:12:08

I'm really committed to that idea okay I'm

1:12:10

gonna turn my living room to a little

1:12:12

set and I'm gonna go on there this

1:12:16

is gonna be vetoes vetoes fun time you're gonna

1:12:18

be able to buy all sorts of stuff what

1:12:20

do you mean I'm gonna sell mad I want to

1:12:23

sell magic cards okay I want to be one of

1:12:25

those guys like pack opening pack open act yeah all

1:12:27

right I'm gonna be like one of these guys who

1:12:29

like opens a really good card and then I take

1:12:31

the pack out of the camera like ah no it's

1:12:34

just a basic land sorry oh man

1:12:36

I'm gonna rip everybody up dealer in a casino I

1:12:38

mean honestly people on earth I want to get a

1:12:40

real wheel I want to get like all sorts of

1:12:42

shit you get a wheel I could get a wheel

1:12:44

I would have a lot of fun with it

1:12:47

so that's my hope I want to get you do

1:12:49

it every day if I

1:12:51

make money from it yeah there's dude there's guys who

1:12:53

are cleaning up on there yeah cuz I go I'm

1:12:55

only go on at like 2 a.m.

1:12:57

they're selling gambling yeah right okay yeah well

1:12:59

magic cards have always been gambling in sports

1:13:02

cards but like you're paying to for what's

1:13:04

in the pack it's like straight up gambling

1:13:06

online where you're just clicking like yeah

1:13:08

yeah yeah yeah like it's not buying a pack at a

1:13:10

time you know it's buying a pack is fun cuz you're

1:13:12

like ah maybe I'll get something to wheel you don't have

1:13:14

it doesn't have to have a wheel okay

1:13:17

so I feel I'm like a metaphorical wheel there's

1:13:19

a metaphor every time you buy a pack of

1:13:21

cards like a slot machine yeah some people get

1:13:23

addicted and I see guys dude some of this

1:13:26

shit everyone

1:13:28

I was showing you like all those scam videos

1:13:30

upstairs sometimes I'll be watching these streams and I'm

1:13:32

like how are these guys getting away with this

1:13:34

with like it's the mystery box we got a

1:13:36

hundred mystery boxes they're $200 each like $200 fucking

1:13:38

dollars and I got buys one and

1:13:43

it's just like fucking trash I don't know

1:13:45

how they even allow that shit I don't

1:13:47

like I can't just go do roulette down

1:13:49

the street but you can go on

1:13:51

what not and just gamble on Magic card did

1:13:53

you know that in this is like hugely popular

1:13:55

in China like in China

1:13:58

though like insanely So

1:14:00

like yeah 50% of Chinese people

1:14:02

are just logging into auction apps and buying like

1:14:05

they're buying like Watermelons and like

1:14:07

fish through fucking like online auctions now.

1:14:09

It's insane They're like

1:14:11

yeah, every person in China Just they're just addicted to it

1:14:13

and I'm like well This seems like

1:14:15

one of those things where if you get in early

1:14:17

enough, you're going to make a bunch of money What

1:14:20

a gambling? Yeah, it's basically look I'm

1:14:22

selling magic cards, which I like I like

1:14:24

magic cards I like opening packs of magic

1:14:26

cards. I'm giving all my money to these

1:14:28

people to open problem

1:14:30

is is You're going

1:14:32

to be Selling you're gonna

1:14:35

be duped. You're gonna be taking advantage

1:14:37

of your fans. That's the problem. Okay,

1:14:39

it's gambling So it's bad for them.

1:14:41

Well, if somebody like I don't know man. I don't know

1:14:43

everybody's financial situation I guess if a guy spends a thousand

1:14:45

dollars on magic cards. Oh, hey man, just to make sure

1:14:49

Like you're not bankrupting your family with this

1:14:51

or whatever. You're cool, right? We're cool.

1:14:53

Okay I mean, I like to think

1:14:55

that like you can only be successful

1:14:57

by preying on people have a gambling

1:14:59

addiction So well, like I mean, it's

1:15:01

like me I have money to buy magic cards and

1:15:03

stupid toys Like yes, do I spend more on it

1:15:05

than I should sure but I you

1:15:07

know, I'm not bad I got a roof on my

1:15:09

am I addict though. I could be

1:15:12

I mean, but it'd be well, honestly though I

1:15:14

look at this This is my magic cards and

1:15:16

share like my alternative to gambling is like cuz

1:15:18

if I wanted to a casino I'd just be

1:15:20

like well, I'm gonna hit eventually I'm gonna hit

1:15:22

eventually I'm like at least here the most I

1:15:24

can lose in a fucking night is like yeah

1:15:26

exactly. Okay, okay lose 20 bucks I

1:15:29

go. Yeah, I wasn't a good hit So

1:15:31

I think this is a better alternative to most

1:15:33

games cuz no matter what you get something Oh,

1:15:36

that sounds like a gambler if I

1:15:38

ever heard it No matter what I'm

1:15:40

getting something and something and you're helping out smoke

1:15:43

I got free drinks here and then when I

1:15:45

get like a really shitty run I go well

1:15:47

at least I helped out this small Business, you

1:15:49

know, so you always justify it to yourself. Yeah

1:15:51

I'm obsessed with this app. It's about about you gonna call

1:15:54

it Vito casino My

1:15:56

college, you know, so pick me up real

1:15:58

quick Oh no, listen motherfucker, we

1:16:01

are on the edge of legality as is.

1:16:03

Yeah, oh no, Vino, stop the casino! Where

1:16:06

lady luck can be your guide! Stop it,

1:16:08

stop it! This is already like we

1:16:10

don't want the FTC to even know we

1:16:13

exist. Uh, look, I gotta get in

1:16:15

before, uh, again, the FTC shuts it all

1:16:17

down, which I'm sure they will. Uh,

1:16:20

Slarp for 200 Japanese. Yan,

1:16:22

Vino should take up smoking to lose the weight.

1:16:24

Trust me, I've thought about it. Steve for two

1:16:26

says, trucks me! Don't forget

1:16:28

guys, the trucks me shirt is now available!

1:16:30

But the XL is not there. I

1:16:36

mean, come on! That's a kind of a popular

1:16:38

size, isn't it? Okay,

1:16:41

look, here's how it works. Okay,

1:16:44

there is a fulfillment company

1:16:46

that prints on demand. They're

1:16:49

out of black XL shirts. No, I'm blaming you,

1:16:51

it's just up! I'm sure, okay, well, here's what

1:16:53

I'll do when I get home. I'll put up

1:16:55

like a heather gray shirt, which is

1:16:57

close to black. It's not actually black, okay? So it won't

1:16:59

be pitch black, it'll be dark gray. You don't want to

1:17:01

have a picture of it though. Then buy a white one,

1:17:04

or a yellow one! I'm just

1:17:06

saying, it fucking sucks that right

1:17:08

when we do all that stuff. XL

1:17:10

shirts is all out. Like, oh, XL's out! Look,

1:17:13

I thought it would be cleared up quicker, regardless of the

1:17:15

hats are now available. What do you use for printing? So

1:17:18

a site called Printful, they're very good. Oh,

1:17:20

Printful. Yeah, all their shirts are great. And

1:17:23

you are all worried that the shirts are not going to be

1:17:25

comfortable, and in every review of this brand of shirts, they're like

1:17:27

the most comfortable shirts you can get. Not

1:17:31

Gildan. What is it? Bella?

1:17:33

Bella? Bella? Bella? They're fine. They're great!

1:17:36

I wear like, because I make shirts, I don't, I

1:17:38

wasn't worried about the comfortability of shirts. What are you

1:17:41

talking about? Oh. Bella? You're worried that the graphic's

1:17:43

going to wear off or something? Well, it's print on

1:17:45

demand. Dude, the graphic? You can

1:17:47

tell that it's print on demand. I can't tell,

1:17:49

I don't know the fucking difference. You can

1:17:51

tell because you make shirts. Most people do not

1:17:53

manufacture and screen print shirts. Nobody knows. Oh, shit.

1:17:56

I have a bunch of these shirts because I make my own

1:17:58

shirts and I love them. And they're

1:18:01

all great. Okay. I think what am I wearing right now?

1:18:03

This is not one of them Yeah,

1:18:05

it looks great Well, it's correct me as

1:18:07

long as you're not extra large get an

1:18:10

XL in yellow or white and I can

1:18:12

also add other colors if anyone Specifically

1:18:14

wants a green a lot of you could

1:18:16

find let's find all the oh my god

1:18:19

I can't do and everything everything has to

1:18:21

have a problem. You're false. It's just printful

1:18:23

sure Printify routes your order to somebody else.

1:18:25

I could put a black shirts of a

1:18:28

different No, I

1:18:30

think it would fuck it up. I would have to make

1:18:32

like a separate category How about I put up black hoodies

1:18:34

while we wait for the XL shirts not too expensive? Yeah,

1:18:36

you're right It's just a joke on the John

1:18:38

for two says Richard a riled action for two

1:18:40

this intro sounds like a shitty WWF walkout theme

1:18:42

I like to

1:18:45

the old Music I Mean

1:18:53

the new it the new mature music is good,

1:18:56

but I was a big fan That

1:19:00

guy made Marsha your man

1:19:02

Martian made that whole thing Big

1:19:06

I learned I had lyrics to the

1:19:08

previous one like in my ear eggs.

1:19:10

I Can't

1:19:12

remember. I'd have to hear the song D It's

1:19:16

the biggest show the show that you know It's

1:19:20

fine. It's good. I love it. I love the new

1:19:22

intro theme on The

1:19:25

John for two says do then for another two

1:19:27

he says you Riley Edwards for two says

1:19:29

weigh in I want to know if you weigh more than

1:19:31

Lizzo. How much does she weigh a lot?

1:19:34

I do not weigh one Lizzo. Oh Okay,

1:19:37

let's see about I do not weigh more than Lizzo.

1:19:39

She weighs like 400 pounds Well,

1:19:42

although she's like five foot something so maybe

1:19:46

No way, I'm not gonna tell you that online. How

1:19:48

would they know because she's like fat and I love

1:19:50

being fat So she says how fat she is At

1:19:55

the start of her weight

1:19:57

loss journey Lizzo weighed 308 She's

1:20:01

like 5 foot 6, that doesn't count. But

1:20:03

at first you said, it's a

1:20:07

different scale, okay? Oh

1:20:09

wow. Now

1:20:12

she lost 60 pounds, she says. Okay.

1:20:15

Wow man, that was how much weight you said you were

1:20:17

gonna lose. Fine, was this kicking my ass, I don't care.

1:20:21

She shredded 40 pounds. Wow.

1:20:25

That's her prerogative. They

1:20:27

have an x-ray of a fat woman on their

1:20:29

two that I'm saying. Congratulations,

1:20:32

Lizzo, you're doing great. And

1:20:35

I look forward to joining you very soon as

1:20:37

I continue my weight loss journey. Redfretuce

1:20:40

says Eric July is a chicken and is

1:20:43

distant from intelligence. I agree. I

1:20:45

would think Vegas Fretuce says Crosswords and Croissants.

1:20:48

On the June, on the John Fretuze

1:20:50

is continuing his do you with eat.

1:20:54

Do you eat? Big Feeler for

1:20:56

10, says finally catching it live my

1:20:58

favorite show, biggest problem

1:21:00

with Plick, Prick, Flattison

1:21:03

and Fido, he's balding.

1:21:07

I'll pop some popcorn. Damien

1:21:12

for 50 big pounds. Wow.

1:21:15

Like 70, no wait is it more or less?

1:21:17

More. I don't know anymore. I thought

1:21:20

it was. I saw this

1:21:22

in a comment on the last episode. For

1:21:24

every six weigh ins of the fact fuck

1:21:26

loses weight, you do a live show. Vido

1:21:29

can sell his shitty hand drawn t-shirts

1:21:31

while also eventually fitting in one. Thanks

1:21:34

for all the laughs. Six weigh ins, that's every

1:21:36

six weeks? I don't want

1:21:38

to do a show every six weeks. That's a lot.

1:21:40

That's a lot. Well thank you regardless for the 50

1:21:42

euros. On

1:21:45

the John, do you eat butthole? And

1:21:48

as we know from sound clip, you do. Make

1:21:51

quiz notes for four. I'm playing Halo Drunk

1:21:53

listening to Biggest Problem and the woman is

1:21:55

not bothering me. That's good. Life is good.

1:21:57

Women tend to not like my voice. play

1:22:00

my really around yeah you know

1:22:02

they'll just leave meanwhile women

1:22:04

are drawn to my sultry

1:22:07

tones I believe you my

1:22:09

beautiful I don't know what vocal

1:22:11

range would you come my baritone higher

1:22:15

than well one of my well your

1:22:17

radio voice is like really high really

1:22:19

hard I don't

1:22:21

know what you are probably isn't everyone a

1:22:24

soprano like around there everyone is a soprano

1:22:27

are they I don't know I have no idea

1:22:29

scar for ten you guys have been killing

1:22:31

it as of late except for veto who

1:22:33

won't get on the scale I'm about to

1:22:35

reach 10k on the fat girl anthem and

1:22:37

I'm very happy about it must be how

1:22:39

veto feels after his fourth meal what's

1:22:42

10k on the fat girl anthem I'm

1:22:46

gonna assume that this was some sort

1:22:48

of a thousand pounds of women that

1:22:50

like a bathometer and 10,000 like

1:22:52

steps or something yeah I'm about to reach 10k

1:22:55

on the fat girl anthem again

1:22:57

I think maybe a text to speech error I don't

1:22:59

know on the job five you've left the sunglasses on

1:23:02

veto for 30 minutes don't think I

1:23:04

didn't notice see that's why we need a

1:23:06

second monitor hi oskie for

1:23:08

five euros first time catching the show

1:23:10

live it's four in the morning here

1:23:12

so get on the scale fatty boom

1:23:14

baddie hail Satan and Kanye wearing a

1:23:16

bersom merch what's that I

1:23:19

don't know bersom bersom I've heard

1:23:21

that some sort of joke Charles Baker

1:23:24

for five is Eric July going to San Diego

1:23:26

Comic Con if so have you thought of organizing

1:23:28

a Q&A raid like how Fuentes did it to

1:23:30

Charlie Kirk back in the day he

1:23:32

will be at he

1:23:35

announced that they're doing a rip-averse panel

1:23:37

at a certain comic convention oh

1:23:40

really yes I am NOT

1:23:42

encouraging our audience to go there and

1:23:45

create content well you are by saying

1:23:47

that don't do it

1:23:49

you're you're encouraged you're directly encouraging no

1:23:51

I don't know I do not approve

1:23:54

of that at the comic he

1:23:56

will be I don't know

1:23:59

I I hear they not do when I heard

1:24:01

he was gonna be at it. I went Somebody's

1:24:04

gonna fuck something up, and it's gonna be

1:24:06

my problem again Speaking

1:24:08

of which obtuse gnome is back

1:24:10

on Twitter You'd

1:24:14

try to get you'd give Eric whatever info on

1:24:16

obtuse gnome Yeah, and they fucked me so I

1:24:18

didn't give him anything and I wasn't gonna I

1:24:21

wasn't gonna throw that guy under the bus anyway

1:24:25

I look What did

1:24:27

they not do fans of

1:24:29

the show yeah at the Comic

1:24:31

Con If

1:24:35

you had to list definitely one What

1:24:42

should they not do to Eric July Well

1:24:45

not to him. You know you're in general around him.

1:24:47

I think just go be

1:24:49

respectful Ask ask

1:24:52

a nice at the Q&A whatever questions

1:24:54

you don't go pretend to be the

1:24:56

writer of isom And

1:24:59

host a panel a Q&A

1:25:01

don't go dressed as a super killer and

1:25:03

say hi and see how you're Thanks, I

1:25:06

don't know you guys look. I think

1:25:08

it's what I want to say Montreal comic. It's something

1:25:10

with an M It's definitely not Montreal now. It's like

1:25:14

What's another M place? Missouri

1:25:16

yeah, maybe it's Missouri you

1:25:18

guys figure it out Tony for five You can't give Vito

1:25:20

a screen only obsessively watch the chat and have less Shut

1:25:24

up yeah, I have to hide the screens from

1:25:26

everybody when I do my show. Yeah there and

1:25:29

read them I think

1:25:31

it's fun to interact Mr..

1:25:33

Abs truce for 10, please

1:25:35

read in caveman voice so that

1:25:37

idiot crimson can understand You

1:25:40

go work crimson crimson you go

1:25:42

get job you work now Crimson fine

1:25:44

job come don't go do job living

1:25:46

with mom bad Crimson

1:25:48

work You know Get

1:25:51

a job criminal get a job get the job James

1:25:54

Gardner here for a big $20 on the road.

1:25:57

Thank you. Thank you James. Thanks to

1:25:59

Nina infinity and Mushmouth for creating

1:26:01

fun bunnies in the tunnels.

1:26:04

And chickens. Chickens now

1:26:06

are, that's where it's at. Chickens are the,

1:26:09

hot, hot, hot. Did you think

1:26:11

when we reviewed the comic that like, we,

1:26:14

the indie, I've been thinking about it, I'm

1:26:17

like, honestly, what you did is one

1:26:19

of the best things that has ever happened to comic

1:26:21

books in the modern age. Yeah, I know. That's

1:26:23

why I did it. You've saved- I did it on purpose. But

1:26:26

for more reasons than I think you understand.

1:26:28

No, I did it to trigger Eric into

1:26:31

melting down so everyone would see him as

1:26:33

a huge fucking fraud. That's helpful too. But

1:26:36

you're also just like, people

1:26:38

are now, who don't care about comic books

1:26:40

at all, are going, well, these

1:26:42

guys are all arguing about it. What is, are

1:26:44

comic books a thing still? And then they're looking into it

1:26:46

and they go, all right, you

1:26:48

know what, I gotta see, maybe I'll buy this

1:26:51

fucking cyber fraud comic or whatever else. You've

1:26:53

created- Yeah, it's good. We've created a new market. And

1:26:56

if you're making comic books, you have to do

1:26:58

a better job with your story. Yeah. Stop rushing

1:27:00

it and throw away lines and

1:27:02

stuff that you like, because it's not good.

1:27:04

Not only are we encouraging people to do

1:27:06

a better job making comics, but I think

1:27:08

people are being like, remember when

1:27:10

like, Image first showed up? Well,

1:27:12

you have all these shitbag YouTubers.

1:27:14

Yeah. Like Eric's whole plan was

1:27:17

obviously from the get-go to

1:27:19

sell vanity, 3D art,

1:27:22

shitty comic books made by this Brazilian

1:27:24

chop shop to YouTubers. And go through

1:27:26

them one by one. Yellow

1:27:28

Flash was like his bitch

1:27:31

first demo run. Let's make

1:27:33

you a vanity project. And then we're gonna

1:27:35

sell it through my warehouse and my shop.

1:27:38

And I'm like, I'm gonna be like the

1:27:40

kingpin of shitty YouTuber comics. And then after

1:27:42

you, it's gonna be- Heal vs Babyface. Nerf

1:27:44

Roddy, Heal vs Babyface. All

1:27:47

these fucking retards that are like

1:27:49

a constant embarrassment pretending to know

1:27:51

jack shit about media, crying

1:27:53

about pronouns. Like that was his business,

1:27:57

which required the destruction

1:27:59

of- Crowdfunding because crowdfunding

1:28:01

connects people with shit. They support instead

1:28:03

of this just woke conglomerate

1:28:07

yeah run by Trans

1:28:10

kids me too feminists

1:28:12

and Eric July an illiterate a

1:28:14

functional illiterate Destroying

1:28:17

the fucking red line was

1:28:19

crucial to this business taking

1:28:21

off I Hopefully

1:28:23

it won't well. I wonder what I

1:28:25

mean no one buys yellow flashes dogshit

1:28:27

comic I don't know what like

1:28:29

what happens in the universe We're like we're just not

1:28:32

here to call bullshit on this

1:28:34

obvious Emperor has no clothes situation He just

1:28:36

gets away with it Well, that's what I'm

1:28:38

saying is like if you hadn't have said

1:28:40

anything if I hadn't said anything I'm gonna

1:28:42

take partial credit. Yeah, Eric July

1:28:44

that would probably be making extra millions

1:28:47

of dollars It'd be amazing people can't even

1:28:49

wait for I saw and they all be

1:28:51

shitty reading these shitty comics and having to

1:28:53

tell themselves Yeah, but it's like

1:28:55

it's pretty good You know it's probably I'm

1:28:57

supposed it was pretty good It's like a

1:28:59

lot of but instead now because like somebody

1:29:01

just said no that motherfucker can't write Now

1:29:04

everybody goes Oh and Dean Cain has a comic

1:29:07

book coming out Dean

1:29:10

Cain has a comic book coming out being

1:29:12

made by Eric's colorist So they're

1:29:15

all part of this incestuous bullshit

1:29:17

fucking circle Jacking each

1:29:19

other off. Hey, what's your comic book about what's

1:29:21

your fucking comic book about? You

1:29:24

were the Chinese Superman, right I

1:29:28

am but I am excited. It seems like

1:29:30

more people are learning about comics from the

1:29:32

drama They're checking them out and

1:29:34

I urge you guys to support your favorite

1:29:37

creators whoever they might be I urge you

1:29:39

to anti support people you don't like Make

1:29:43

fun of their fans and make them feel bad I Do

1:29:48

bid and small I do wonder how yellow fly

1:29:50

I think yellow flash will probably be able to

1:29:52

raise like a million bucks just because his audience

1:29:54

is stupid His audience is probably about

1:29:56

the same size as Eric's Not

1:30:00

black. Well, that's what I'm saying Eric, you

1:30:02

know got like four million. I think yo,

1:30:04

well, there's one M&M Hunt

1:30:06

and dr. Dre Snoop. You know That's

1:30:09

what white people that's how white people think but

1:30:11

I've heard yellow flash talk and I go there's

1:30:13

no way this guy could write Anything that's

1:30:16

the thing with some of these guys are like they're so stupid.

1:30:18

I just cannot picture them writing,

1:30:21

you know Yeah, that's why I always said I'm

1:30:23

like I can't picture Eric July writing script cuz

1:30:25

he goes on Twitter He goes I'm going scotch

1:30:27

earth on all you motherfuckers. How did you write

1:30:29

a script? How is that possible? There's no way

1:30:32

We'll find out someday Utah based Armenian

1:30:35

for to plug my new play fiddler

1:30:37

in the sewer I

1:30:42

Love I want more juice. Did they ever

1:30:44

shut down the tunnels are they still there?

1:30:46

No, they shut them down They welded and

1:30:49

shut that's bullshit laid steel for five. Remember

1:30:51

blocker a lot of my exos I

1:30:54

heard lofty the other day on some show and

1:30:56

I went I really do cannot listen to this

1:30:59

motherfucker Go for five is a professional anime connoisseur

1:31:01

Eric throwing manga on their bus really struck a

1:31:03

nerve go fuck yourself Eric No,

1:31:05

thank you for not killing yourself for

1:31:07

you. He's attacking everybody. Don't attack anybody

1:31:09

Just stop that slurp for 200 Japanese.

1:31:11

Yeah, I'm living Japan the Costco here

1:31:13

also has too many Asians I

1:31:16

believe you I was looking at Costco stock and I'm

1:31:18

like shit. I should have bought more of that Did

1:31:20

you see the video everybody posted in response to my

1:31:23

problem of Chinese people lined around a block

1:31:25

of like Costco a day I should

1:31:27

have brought in that fucking video two days. They lined up

1:31:29

for Costco and you go I don't think it's a real

1:31:31

problem. I'm like that. Hey, they're Asians. Love it They love

1:31:33

it more than anything over the fucking line thinking that I

1:31:35

should go to Costco too after it I was thinking I

1:31:38

should buy and I should go to well I have a

1:31:40

card if you want to go to Costco I think

1:31:42

she does I was like I want to buy

1:31:44

Costco stock and I looked and it's already skyrocketed

1:31:46

I'm like, I've only gotten in before the Chinese

1:31:48

did Spider-terrell for five a

1:31:51

skinny veto would fit between Costco Asians.

1:31:53

Did you know fat brain is banned

1:31:55

from superchase? I

1:31:57

didn't do that. The fats are

1:31:59

taking over on the scale Vito. Wait

1:32:01

what? How's fat brain not banned? How's

1:32:03

fat not banned? No

1:32:06

way. How is fat? Yeah I don't know how

1:32:08

that would be banned. You typed it in Ron.

1:32:10

That's weird. Do four here for ten. Vito if

1:32:13

you step on the scale you'll be like Maximus

1:32:15

in the Coliseum. The crowd's screaming you'll pass away

1:32:17

from ten minutes of standing. Wow. Cool for

1:32:19

two. G Prime hates AI but

1:32:22

tracing 3D is okay. Amazing.

1:32:24

It's the fucking lying and the gaslighting that

1:32:26

these guys are doing that drives me fucking

1:32:28

insane. Yeah. Like the attitude is like huh.

1:32:31

So people are like people are like

1:32:33

pretending to be surprised that using

1:32:35

a reference to draw. Ladies

1:32:37

and gentlemen I just stepped

1:32:40

down from heaven. Let me tell you

1:32:42

something as an accomplished artist I can

1:32:44

tell you that drawing from what you

1:32:46

see in your mind is basically art.

1:32:49

That's not what we're saying you pretentious

1:32:51

fuck. You condescending fucking moron. Yeah. It's

1:32:53

rendered. It's rendered. It has the polygon

1:32:55

lines left in. From a fucking minimum

1:32:58

wage chop shop promoted by a retard

1:33:00

who lied about it told everybody they

1:33:02

were lying about it. They did lie

1:33:05

about it. Then lied admitted

1:33:07

about lying about it and said it's

1:33:09

fine and then threw the artist

1:33:11

under the bus. He said it's fine but also

1:33:13

it's not fine. Also I wish Cliff Rifters hadn't

1:33:15

done it so much. Well then why didn't you

1:33:17

stop it? When he

1:33:19

did it exactly how much would you

1:33:21

have wished it's the fuck this fucking

1:33:24

pretentious attitude that famous people have where

1:33:26

they think their audience is stupid and

1:33:28

as soon as they start telling their audience

1:33:30

is stupid it starts eroding away from under

1:33:32

them like oh what are you what's happening

1:33:34

to me why is all my support eroding

1:33:36

away. Yeah I mean there's people in the comments

1:33:38

of the video he put up that are like well

1:33:40

yeah but it is shitty that your comic is a bunch

1:33:43

of 3d renders in it that doesn't seem like art. Yeah

1:33:45

I don't think you watched the video and understood

1:33:47

what I was trying to get. You clearly didn't

1:33:49

watch the video. Did you see the comment where

1:33:51

somebody was like well wait are

1:33:53

your employees doing 3d renders without your

1:33:55

knowledge and his answer was they're not

1:33:57

my employees they're my contractors. So

1:34:00

that doesn't answer the question. I'd rather...

1:34:02

Hahahahaha! Well,

1:34:04

what? Are either of them? As

1:34:07

somebody pointed out, like that man will never

1:34:09

just answer a question. He will find any-

1:34:12

I mean, we knew this. He'll find any

1:34:14

pedantic thing to go, What do you mean,

1:34:16

I said it? Yeah, yeah. I said, well

1:34:18

you said this, he's like, I've typed it.

1:34:20

Oh, I've typed that. I've never said it.

1:34:22

And you're like, Cocksucker! You know what I

1:34:24

mean! Just answer the fucking question! Well, see,

1:34:26

uh, Miss Nickmaketa, I never said that. I

1:34:29

never said I was going to sue them!

1:34:31

You know, I would not be so precacious

1:34:33

as to- I fucking hate East celebs so

1:34:35

much. I hate celebrities, but I hate East

1:34:37

celebs even more. They're so much more craven,

1:34:40

Uh, and, uh, submissive and

1:34:42

obsequious than real celebrities, because they're competing for

1:34:44

an- an even smaller amount of money. Like,

1:34:47

at least real celebrities get fame, and like,

1:34:50

uh, relax a little bit. They

1:34:52

can relax a little bit, they can sometimes do-

1:34:54

you know, make some good art by accident, right?

1:34:56

East celebrities, ugh. They're fighting over

1:34:58

the same couple of times. Never wanted to

1:35:00

be one. I fucking hate them so much.

1:35:03

What was I going to say, uh... Yeah, it's-

1:35:06

it's- And also these guys

1:35:08

who don't understand that, yes,

1:35:10

they've been successful, but they're at the lowest

1:35:12

tier of success, and that's not the time

1:35:15

to start grandstanding like Kanye. Like,

1:35:17

you're a once in a lifetime irreplaceable

1:35:19

talent. And I'm like, you

1:35:21

can't do the Kanye thing yet. You're like, you sold

1:35:23

one comic book. You can never do it. You- you-

1:35:25

you are not the Kanye here. Uh,

1:35:27

where- Yellow Flash, where's your artist money? Where's his money? He

1:35:31

lives in a trail- he lives in a dumpster behind his burnt-down house

1:35:33

with his fucking family. We just cut him off

1:35:35

a check for ten grand today. Where's the check? Where's the check?

1:35:37

Chad, your brother told you to your face you don't know how

1:35:39

to draw. Just accept that.

1:35:41

That's fine. Stop pretending otherwise. Yellow

1:35:44

Flash, where's the money? Where's the fucking money? Where's

1:35:48

the money? Where's

1:35:51

your artist money? Where's

1:35:53

the money? Well, people don't understand about that situation. They're

1:35:56

like, well, he agreed to the terms. Like, if your

1:35:58

artist can't buy- I

1:36:00

don't care what the deal is

1:36:02

give him some goddamn money you

1:36:04

cheap fat piece of shit Just

1:36:07

go hey, I noticed your house flooded and your

1:36:10

kids don't have Christmas presents send him money Why

1:36:12

don't I give you a big ol advance? You

1:36:14

know it's not that he has the money anyway

1:36:18

Yeah, all this shit is crazy day for five. I'm

1:36:20

not on Twitter But I would still like to block

1:36:22

lofty pixels any idea can account lock them Let's

1:36:24

find get somebody else to block well find me

1:36:27

a lofty pixels mailing address You can send him

1:36:29

a card that just says black block There

1:36:33

you go who cares for 20 Australian good

1:36:35

to see you have energy veto Maybe

1:36:37

use some of that to get up and on

1:36:40

to a scale okay stray beans for eight Aud's

1:36:43

that Australian dollars is

1:36:45

Eric July's be great catchphrase Just a clever

1:36:47

smokescreen to disguise his entire career as a

1:36:49

hate monger that whines about clear queer people

1:36:51

yes That's a big part of it Joe

1:36:53

cool for big $10 this show should link

1:36:55

up with Danny Mullen and his guys similar

1:36:57

audiences And they run their own stand-up

1:36:59

comedy show in North Hollywood for Vito to try out real

1:37:01

oaks He's also a new

1:37:03

UCB guy. Why do I know any more

1:37:05

in CB? What do I know that name?

1:37:08

I don't know every every time the internet comes

1:37:10

up some fucking person's has like oh you should

1:37:13

connect with Danny Mullen I'm like all right. Oh

1:37:16

him to connect with us. I don't know

1:37:18

how to connect with anybody. I'm an idiot

1:37:22

Did he play Magic cards I could connect with him on that

1:37:25

I don't even know I couldn't identify him if

1:37:27

I saw him what he looked like he has a

1:37:29

comedy show in North Hollywood Well, maybe

1:37:31

we'll go do stand any more and show why

1:37:33

you say that like that because I'm gonna

1:37:35

go there to Maroon it

1:37:37

my stand-up is not bad. It's fine.

1:37:39

Okay. I'm pretty I'm pretty good at

1:37:41

stand-up. No you don't do stand-up I've

1:37:44

done stand-up. I like to stand

1:37:46

up I've done it

1:37:48

at least 20 times. Yeah, that's

1:37:51

more than most people Yeah, but that

1:37:53

doesn't mean it's like I'm not saying it's my thing. I

1:37:55

never said that I just said I like I

1:37:57

like the idea Of it yeah that That's

1:38:00

good. I think I could be

1:38:02

good at stand-up. Well, you gotta really commit to it

1:38:04

and the problem is you know You didn't

1:38:06

I'm so committed I'm committed

1:38:08

to other things. Why are you so offended by that? You

1:38:11

didn't commit to stand-up. You're not a stand-up That's not a

1:38:13

big deal. You're right. I'm not a stand-up. I'm not saying

1:38:15

I'm a stand-up All I said is I would like to

1:38:17

do more stand-up cuz it's fun. Oh, yeah,

1:38:19

you should maybe I could host her Maybe I could

1:38:21

host a show, you know Because

1:38:24

the host doesn't really have to do very much

1:38:26

except just introduce the comics and have fun What

1:38:28

do you want though? Do you want to be

1:38:31

a host of a thing or do

1:38:33

you want to do stand-up comedy? Like

1:38:35

what do you like? I? Just

1:38:38

those are different things. I just want to like

1:38:40

get out of the house and okay other

1:38:43

funny people and Maybe

1:38:45

fine people, you know could collaborate with or bring

1:38:47

on the show or whatever else Yeah,

1:38:50

I know it's LA up. Most of the

1:38:52

comedians are fucking terrible. Most comedians are terrible

1:38:56

Yeah, I know there's a lot of really bad comedy

1:38:58

these days I don't know what happened. Well,

1:39:00

my people aren't funny and they want attention

1:39:02

I know but like they think they can

1:39:04

tend to be funny Was comedy used to

1:39:06

be better or is it just like I've

1:39:08

gotten older and things aren't as funny as

1:39:10

they used to be? Rodney Dangerfield revolutionized comedy

1:39:12

by saying My

1:39:15

wife says I'm so ugly and people

1:39:17

would say well how ugly is she

1:39:20

because before that It

1:39:22

was just the joke with no

1:39:24

anticipation at all. That's how unfunny

1:39:26

people are That was

1:39:28

a big moment and then it was recent.

1:39:30

Yeah The call and

1:39:33

response is pretty good. I Am

1:39:35

I'm also interested though. They're like, you know

1:39:37

stand-up has kind of remained like antiquated like

1:39:40

why are you guys not going on stage with like,

1:39:42

I don't know if you are helmets and Electronic

1:39:45

you're dead. What do you like carrot top? No, but I

1:39:48

feel like you know, I don't know You ever like I

1:39:50

saw one comedian, you know, he went up. He had like

1:39:52

like a PowerPoint or whatever. It was funny I like

1:39:55

we went to that show where that guy pretended to be

1:39:57

a suicide or whatever. They had a suicide bomb money. Yeah

1:40:00

That's like really a memorable bit. I'll

1:40:02

never forget that bit. That's like UCB

1:40:04

level. Yeah. No, that's what you used

1:40:06

to do Yeah before you

1:40:08

know They kicked you

1:40:10

out for being a rapist. Yeah LJ

1:40:13

for my benefit probably for your back That's

1:40:15

what you keep telling yourself LJ

1:40:17

collab arena for five if you're forced to give

1:40:19

up one drugs or alcohol Which will you pick

1:40:21

drugs? Really? Yeah,

1:40:24

I can't live without alcohol. Yeah, I guess that's

1:40:26

right. I like I live for a long time

1:40:28