0:00

When

0:00

he was here, we had our little friend Fuentes,

0:03

and now he's all grown up.

0:05

Second Yay's dick. I'm sorry.

0:09

I I imagine there's gonna be some fun to talk

0:11

this episode. Oh, you you really think

0:13

so. So Don't lie because we're gonna get

0:15

it all out of the way. You're right. You're

0:17

right. You're right.

0:20

I mean, tonight, the biggest night

0:22

of release on

0:24

your campaign. The gay campaign is on

0:26

the biggest night so far. Because I exactly.

0:29

So far It's the train is moving coming

0:31

out of the city. It's just can't use any train

0:34

metaphor is when we refer to Kanye's

0:36

campaign. When you say

0:38

we shouldn't, when you say we, who do you mean by

0:40

leaving? That's right. I would say he's leaving

0:43

the station. I'm not gonna say where they're going

0:45

or what'll happen to the people once they arrive.

0:48

But the yay trains are leaving the

0:50

station. Was that the funniest thing you've ever

0:52

seen? Which Which thing? Nick

0:54

Fuendesk going, yeah, but it is them.

1:01

It's gotta be, like,

1:03

it's gotta be a dream. It's gotta be living

1:05

a fever dream. That kid has like, wake up and pinch

1:07

himself. He's gotta, like, my my favorite

1:09

fucking rapper of all time. Yes.

1:11

This year backing me up on my race realist

1:13

anti Semitism. It's like, it would a

1:15

million fucking years. I said I used to

1:17

know. My favorite politician by other

1:20

figure and my

1:20

favorite rapper, my mother, big

1:22

hair, both love me. And it turns out,

1:25

they're both. They all hate the juice. And

1:27

not even, but it's like, It's not even like

1:29

little bit. He's like putting him to shame.

1:31

Like Yay is running

1:32

off a show. He hates Jewish people so much.

1:34

And Fuentes is like following him. Like,

1:37

trying to be on that level of Jew hatred, you

1:39

know? Yeah. They didn't even believe it. Fuentes every

1:41

day must be like, I'm gonna wake up in the

1:43

VR simulation, take the headset and

1:45

it's all gonna be gone. Like, this must be an

1:47

illusion. Like, how much do you hate the Jews

1:49

that, like, pool gives the gentile he's like,

1:51

all

1:52

the Jews and Yes.

1:53

Like, get me out of here.

1:54

I mean, like, I'm not cleaning all the Jews.

1:56

What

1:57

do you mean all of them? Paul,

1:59

you could tell he was like, Paul, you could tell

2:01

he was gonna come up with one of those Lex

2:03

Friedman things, like, well, like, okay,

2:05

wait, right after Temple said

2:07

you'd be good for the black vote. but

2:10

I don't like talking with Jews. I don't wanna

2:12

talk about any sort of race. Like, then if

2:14

possible, he's like, well, the fuck bitch you mean I'd

2:16

be good for the black vote. bad.

2:18

What was bad? I'm gonna

2:20

do the radio thing real quick. For Just

2:22

for those who don't know what we're talking

2:24

about, tonight, Yay,

2:27

and his entourage of Milo Ionopoulos,

2:29

and Nick Fuentes appeared on the Deadpool

2:32

Radio program. or

2:34

a briefly. Very briefly.

2:36

A bit of a decentralized groupies.

2:38

Groupies

2:38

is right. Get it right. Let's

2:41

gotta run Okay. Hangers

2:43

on. Don't you wish you were still friends

2:45

with Nick as the news calls him

2:47

Fuentes? I wish I could be friends

2:49

with Nick. just so that I could have ran

2:51

off to suck gay stick before he did. I

2:53

wanted him to I wanted him to come into that

2:55

room with me and Milo on each fucking

2:57

ball. And he's like, oh, no. Am I too late?

2:59

Did he already nut? Like, that's what I'm think

3:01

Yay could tell you in Nicke Park because you're

3:03

both mixed race. That's a good thing too.

3:06

go like one of you, Mexicans. Good.

3:09

You love Fuentes still. What

3:11

do you mean still? My my accent love

3:13

for Nick Wednesday. dying.

3:15

And you don't even know what love was until

3:18

this week. Destiny, I think you had an interesting

3:20

relationship with Nick wanted. It sounds

3:22

like you've you've kind of fallen out of your favor.

3:24

Is that incorrect? We, you know, we go we have our

3:26

phase. It's an it's an autistic

3:29

Hispanic thing. Sure. We go back again.

3:31

Dick famously on the show just professes his

3:33

weird Why

3:35

is it weird, Ron? He doesn't make any

3:37

sense. I said you'll deliberately agree

3:39

with anything he said. Well, I like having

3:41

my bank accounts more than I like. Okay. When

3:43

you want it's like a Trad Catholic

3:46

like world or you don't ever look at a

3:48

woman with lust in your eyes and you never

3:50

see a pornographic magazine. No

3:52

shrug. I know you don't want that.

3:55

I know this is, like, against everything dick

3:57

mass Pearson is supposed to stand for

3:59

the hearing. Okay? He's so funny now.

4:01

He is funny, but that's your that's

4:03

our excuse for everything. Like Yeah.

4:06

But value that more than I was thinking to kill

4:08

you and your whole family. And as long as he was

4:10

funny about, you go, well, hey, what am I gonna

4:12

do? Yeah. Wait. Yeah. What

4:14

is that? That's the ultimate that's

4:16

the ultimate weakness for dick master. And if you

4:18

can make him laugh, you can do any. Did you see that

4:20

Kanye stole pimples, cookies? as

4:22

he was walking out the door? No. He's

4:25

in jail room, and, no, you're walking alone. No.

4:27

You're walking alone. No. You're dead.

4:30

I'm sleeping. That's true. I don't believe

4:32

you. Yay

4:34

for president. Do you think he's gonna win?

4:36

Testing? You're You

4:38

know,

4:39

president? I'm done making predictions about

4:41

anything political. I think we're past that

4:43

stage. I wish I could have gotten

4:45

a fucking recording of what

4:47

Trump's face looked like when Yahoo! gesture

4:49

that he runs as his vice president. Mhmm.

4:52

I I don't know what's going on with

4:54

who's hub. I don't know what's

4:56

her back, baby. We're back. back

4:59

in twenty sixteen. Yes. It was a crazy

5:01

time. Yeah. We're back, man. This

5:03

is this is my house. I know. You're,

5:05

like, eating this up. But you don't understand

5:07

all night. This is all night. He's like,

5:09

we're back. We're back. I'm like, what do

5:11

you mean? Like, we What happened? make Fuentes

5:14

reverse you peepled. Tim

5:16

Pool. That's all you think. Exactly.

5:19

Well, I'm sorry that they treated you guys. You

5:21

mean the same thing. man. This is not how politics

5:23

is supposed to because this is not how

5:25

this course is supposed to work. Oh, how

5:27

would you like it? Everybody just calls each other.

5:29

No. No. It doesn't walk into a popular

5:31

pie. of cash, starts spreading crazy

5:33

anti Jew, whatever, and then

5:35

Well, I don't know what's going on. I

5:38

don't get any of them. So he's crazy. You're

5:40

discounting's opinion. It's a very I am. I'm

5:42

being racist towards yay. Yeah.

5:44

That's Abel, like, Abelist. Where are

5:46

your parents from? I don't know anything about this veto guy. I

5:48

haven't seen That's true. You know,

5:50

well, there is always the what do you call

5:52

it? The ongoing Consider it. even

5:54

I'm a secret Italian Jew or someone?

5:56

Oh, this is a conspiracy that you're a Jew? Yeah. Have

5:58

you ever been secretly called a Jew? Like, somebody

6:00

thinks you're a a crypto Jew. Is that what they

6:02

call something like that? I've had fortune yet.

6:04

Yeah. A crypto Jew. Wow. I

6:06

don't know. Last time

6:09

you were here or yeah. Last time you

6:11

were here was the the Ralph

6:13

Week. Wasn't it? I think so. Ralph and -- Was Jesse

6:15

Peterson? -- everything going on. Yeah.

6:17

That was a fun night.

6:18

You

6:19

know the odyssey guy, Julian, you ever

6:22

talked to that guy? Do you know of him? he's

6:24

huge fan of yours. He's a cool dude? He

6:26

is a very cool dude. But every time

6:28

every time we talk about, like, that week, every

6:30

time I meet up with him, somehow you get you

6:32

come up, and

6:33

he's always gives me this. He's like, man destiny.

6:35

We gotta get that. We've

6:36

gotta get this. You know, honestly,

6:39

he's he's fantastic. He's really fantastic.

6:41

Like, no matter what. We're talking about. He

6:43

always circle it back. He always talks

6:45

about the money. But he always talks about

6:47

that time you were in here and we're talking to Nick Fuentes.

6:49

Oh, great. Let's go. Feel fluttered. man

6:51

to call in tonight? No. No.

6:54

No. No. No. Fuentes. Oh.

6:56

They're not just They're doing anything right now.

6:58

Right? They just said they're not legit.

7:01

Hopefully, they're watching. You think they're both massaging

7:03

Kanye's shoulders right now telling him

7:05

what a big w. Shoulders. They're

7:07

licking his feet. Come on. Daddy

7:09

Yay. It

7:10

was awesome. We

7:13

were talking upstairs, and it's like, I can see.

7:15

It's so funny because Yay walks off.

7:17

I know Fuentes, it there's some part of his

7:20

mind where he's like, okay. I get two hours of

7:22

tentpole alone. I get to preach in front of probably the

7:24

largest audience -- Oh, I'm excited about it. -- for a

7:26

solid jazz. And then Milo's like, I'm

7:27

gonna go check on him. And Milo Scampers

7:30

off and Fuentes is like, fuck.

7:32

Should I have been the first guy?

7:34

Should I have been the first he's thinking about that. He's

7:36

really playing it over to his head, like, I bet he's in the

7:38

room. I bet. Yeah. He's like, thank you for coming my

7:40

low. Like, come give me a hug and a kiss maybe. And and then,

7:42

like, two minutes later, but he's like, gotta go, guys. I

7:44

gotta get out of here. And he, like, runs off, like,

7:46

trying to find, like, where do they at? Oh, my

7:48

god. It's like the saddest fucking, like, leech

7:50

behavior. It is, like, fucking his

7:52

blue yay approved sweatshirt. Probably the

7:54

third time in this guy's life. He's ever

7:56

had a fucking sin This is

7:58

such a sinus. This is such jealousy

8:00

that's not tell

8:03

us that they that first of all, he's

8:05

got the ear of Yay, and that he's

8:07

controlling the pullet. Like, Nick, when

8:09

He's the future pissed president. man. He's

8:12

he's on the scale. Yeah. Thumbs on the

8:14

skin telling a thumb up, please. I never

8:16

tell you. Totally embarrassed him

8:18

pool. You're also jealous of that.

8:20

He did. They made him look like a fool like

8:22

us.

8:23

Yeah. That's how some people

8:25

are interpreting it. I don't know how to feel

8:27

about it. Really? Who comes

8:29

out on top in that scenario? Tim Pool

8:31

or Yay.

8:32

Really?

8:34

It's gotta be yay. Left. He

8:36

gets the wants to push back. It's like

8:38

a fucking breeze that he falls over. Yeah.

8:41

But that's like so yay that he's just

8:43

like like he almost could mind read

8:45

what they were gonna say. And then he's like,

8:47

I'm getting before it even happens. That's how

8:49

many levels above you I am right

8:51

now. I don't like identity. Okay.

8:53

Whatever. Like, where is this gonna go then? It's

8:55

just gonna be like, arguing over

8:57

terms for another two hours while you

8:59

rake in superchats, fuck you.

9:01

I'm out and I'm taking your cookies. Is

9:03

that okay? They both look stupid. There's

9:05

like in the middle of Have you ever been to Pulse

9:07

Place? No. It's in the middle of fucking

9:09

nowhere too. It's like yeah. Like, you fly a jet

9:11

out there. You take a Uber to the house

9:13

and, like, halfway there, you're like, where the fuck am I

9:15

going? So I have to, like, take harvest a kidney from me

9:17

because it's in the middle of nowhere. So they

9:19

went really far out of their way to leapfrog For this

9:21

twenty minutes. Yeah. Imagine

9:24

my Kanye West is breaking. You're fucking

9:26

you're little fucking corrugated. Like, I can

9:28

imagine Milo kind of telling him, like, look, we're

9:30

gonna go in there. You're gonna say Jews, he's

9:32

not gonna acknowledge it, and then we're just gonna

9:34

leave. because it's a lot It's a lot of things. It's gonna be epic.

9:36

It's gonna be epic. It's gonna be so hard. I mean,

9:39

let's it about it. The first thing

9:41

I thought was exactly like what you said, like,

9:43

oh, man, I bet Nick Fuentes doesn't know what to

9:45

do. Like, because he could stay there

9:47

and, like, two hours. Would Tim pull that's

9:49

the largest. It's a larger show he's been on.

9:51

Right? I would be I would be a little chance to talk

9:53

uninterrupted the after two hour and no offense

9:55

to pool, but fantas will run circles around

9:57

that entire time. Absolutely. because

9:59

he's got, like, the patter

9:59

down. He's got all his talking points, and he's

10:02

he's great at it. Mhmm. So he's got to

10:04

pick between Like, I

10:05

could feel that. As soon as Kanye left, I was like,

10:07

oh, no, Nick. Oh, my God. Oh,

10:09

what are you gonna do? You can't stay there because

10:11

you'll look like you'll betraying him. You

10:13

have to walk away. It was like an Indian

10:15

Jones when he's, like, grabbing the holy grail and

10:17

he's, like, junior, let it go. Yeah. I was, like,

10:19

ah, junior, let it go. Let it go.

10:21

You have to walk. Oh,

10:23

yay. He's in the middle

10:26

of the fucking point. Here's a plane, and

10:28

he's they take off without me. Like, oh,

10:29

god. He wants

10:31

to just leave him

10:32

too. He wants to just leave him, man.

10:35

Oh, okay. Just wants to have to Yeah. Let's

10:37

start the show. Thanks for coming, Andes. today.

10:39

Thank you so much. Busy day for you. I

10:41

think you're on the podcast circuit now. Right? Oh,

10:43

it looks like Yeah. a

10:47

lot of people watching.

10:49

Maybe there's shit. Oh, shit.

10:51

Biggest problem.

10:55

Okay. I'm in. Beautiful.

10:58

Oh, welcome to the biggest problem. The universe is

11:00

the only show that ranks

11:02

every cry them in the universe from

11:04

sensationalized hate crimes

11:07

to being sick on your own time.

11:09

That's a good one for my

11:11

second time. I mean, how to stick my ass just to

11:13

join me as well because this feels just one more thing

11:15

here. Running a special for this

11:17

episode only. In

11:20

town for

11:20

a few moments to stop buying

11:22

Grace as with his rapist wit

11:25

on

11:25

the show. That's

11:28

funny. so glad to be out of the closet

11:31

because being a rapist and hiding

11:33

is a lot of work. Okay? But now I can just be

11:35

totally open with it. It's more fun than you though.

11:37

It is So then you've got everyone in

11:39

there. everyone working against you in that

11:41

closet. Yeah. The only thing that sucks

11:43

now is now girls will DM me with rapist

11:45

fantasies, but it's not fun if they're into No. No. I'm,

11:47

like, just now it's just destroyed it for me.

11:49

The ultimate, like, a twilight zone courtesy.

11:51

Exactly. Yeah. Now they know. No. It's

11:54

a new area. change my identity

11:57

so I can -- Exactly.

11:59

-- the

11:59

traditional way. Yeah. You you stream you

12:02

stream, like, all the time. Right. You try to? Yeah. You

12:04

try to? twelve to ten every day.

12:06

Yeah. Do you really? It's my goal. Yeah. Oh my

12:08

fucking fuck. In computer loser with the

12:10

yeah. Well well, computer winner Right? I

12:12

mean, there's other guys doing it. They're not making

12:14

anything. We're a loser until you're until you're a winner, right,

12:16

guys. Yeah. Yeah. What is your situation

12:18

now? I know Kathleen's fuck you over. The last thing I

12:20

know about you is careful's fuck you over. I

12:22

won that war. You won that war? Yeah. I made a

12:24

big ass fucking manifesto where I bury them

12:26

motherfucker. Half the Internet turned

12:28

against her She's fucking done. She's

12:30

basically done. Yeah. Like, doesn't she basically

12:32

offline then? Oh, yeah. When she got a week ago, I

12:34

saw my sees a decision hit her inbox. doesn't

12:36

really Hell yeah. I got

12:38

the best after listening to all the yay shit.

12:40

I got the best Jewish lawyer in fucking

12:43

Canada. That's what she did. This is a this guy is

12:45

broke. because other lawyers, I've talked to the pastor always

12:47

timid. And I'm talking to this guy, and I'm, like, you know, do you

12:49

think it's okay or whatever? Like, you know, it's because

12:51

because sometimes they get timid, they're, like, oh, well, I don't know.

12:53

You're gonna look bad. And this guy's there, bro,

12:55

I'm getting paid either way. So whatever you wanna

12:57

do, let's go. I'm like fuck it. Hey,

12:59

man. Thanks a lot. Let's go. Helly.

13:01

Yeah. So, yeah, I need a lawyer like After I

13:03

got thrown into the homeless the

13:05

anti homeless architecture in front of Netflix. Like,

13:07

I talked to these lawyers in there. Did you see

13:09

that? Well, you got, like, assaulted. Yeah. I

13:12

am. I thought you up

13:14

almost as bad as that bowling ball did with your

13:16

wrist. That was the last time I saw

13:18

you. Yeah. I'm back, man. That's good. I'm I'm

13:20

fired. Paddy. It hurts for like, you're stuck on

13:22

that scar though. Yeah. Yeah. It's

13:24

terrible. The last the last

13:26

time I saw you, I was

13:28

cradling my arm like a wounded animal

13:30

-- Mhmm. -- and he were like, you're leaving so

13:32

soon? That's the fuck out of my

13:34

face. And the cops

13:36

came in. Yeah. First,

13:37

people thought you were faking. They're

13:39

like, oh, Dick just running out on

13:41

Ralph again. I'm like, no. I assume I think she was

13:43

just like, I'm out of here. This is I knew though. I'm

13:45

like, no. That is an old man who hurts

13:47

himself constantly. Can I just

13:49

say that I don't know if I could play in your note.

13:51

Ralph fucked me on that show.

13:53

So Oh, that's

13:55

babe? Yeah. Well, we got a

13:57

bar full of these, like, rowdy. Everybody's

13:59

having a

13:59

good time. Oh. And what does he break me

14:02

up? Like, Today, we're gonna have a discussion

14:04

on globalism versus

14:07

isolation. Like, what the fuck? And

14:09

everybody just goes Before the bowling.

14:11

Yeah. everybody just wanted to have

14:13

before after Alex Stein did

14:15

stand up. I don't I don't know.

14:17

Alright. Right. because I really said to him after

14:19

a good debate and some rousing

14:21

And now let's

14:24

settle in for a debate. Are you in Ralph

14:26

fighting now? No. I think we're okay.

14:28

Okay. Good. I need like a board

14:30

Yes. I

14:30

can't ask everybody that when they're on my show, I'm like,

14:33

oh, like, I'll I'll mention a name in their face to be like,

14:35

and I'm like, oh,

14:35

are you guys, like, not friends? I'm like, I hate that

14:37

guy. thing. Okay. That's interesting.

14:40

We may have a problem. Thanks

14:42

about that sort of thing.

14:44

I forgot about it. I'm always

14:46

surprised I'm still on off's good side because I've been he's

14:48

hated me when he goes back and That's

14:50

the rough cycle, you know. It is. Are you truly

14:52

ever a friend of Ralph if he hasn't a Internet

14:55

assassin at you at least one time. I think you're

14:57

the only true friend of Ralph,

14:59

though. because we're the same guy.

15:01

Yeah. I think of all the people that,

15:03

like, like, Ralph would never betray you because you're, like, the

15:05

only person that -- Yeah. --

15:07

guys are, like, weird. You just get him

15:09

psychopath soul brothers. Yeah.

15:12

I don't know.

15:12

We're all Which I don't get, because everyone comes to me

15:14

and they go, why does Dick hang out with Ralph? And

15:16

I go, I don't want to own in other areas. Yeah.

15:18

Well, that's pretty much the answers you have.

15:20

He's, like, just gonna have it. That's

15:22

the dick master's

15:24

in barometer for any

15:26

human being. Okay.

15:29

I forget what

15:29

I was saying. So okay. So you're suing KathOLs.

15:32

Maybe

15:32

Potentially, if she doesn't respond to the c

15:35

sis. Yeah. But it's not just

15:37

a decision about a reaction. Oh, a retraction.

15:39

So a retraction. A retraction of an

15:41

apology. Only the transphobic consent, I directed

15:43

hate raids and shit. Normally, for

15:45

Internet shit, I don't care because it's Internet

15:47

shit. Yeah. The problem though is that people are writing

15:49

stories and, like, the fucking watched trends about being

15:51

shit. I'm, like, I don't want this fucking shit. when

15:53

I like, this my bread and butter has been

15:55

debating from the left, like, trans issues themselves. Yeah. I

15:57

don't want people right in a fucking transphobic.

16:00

That's insane. and she

16:00

knows she lied about it. Like, she even tweets after it was like,

16:02

oh, I was just trying to bait them. It's like fuck you. There's a lot

16:04

of that going on. A lot of guys are not realizing,

16:06

like, you can't just liable people because

16:08

the Internet one ever. But not in Canada.

16:11

Not in Canada. Yeah. The US

16:13

God bless the freedom of speech to speech to speech to speech to speech to speech to speech to speech. Love

16:15

it, but also fucking

16:17

ass. But as soon as I

16:19

started reading up on their libel laws and I'm

16:21

like, oh, shit. This is I get

16:23

how much of her money. Let's let's

16:25

go. So you're not transphobic.

16:28

Not usually. Just towards gold. No.

16:30

Just towards gold. Not even towards

16:32

gold first. I'm never We support

16:34

everyone's identity. The great to exist. Oh,

16:36

I remember what I was saying. The the lawyer.

16:38

I talked to all these lawyers after I got thrown

16:40

into the the concrete ball and that flakes at the

16:42

protest. Yeah. And they're like, well, you know,

16:44

see how it works out for, like,

16:46

a couple years and, like, if

16:48

your dick falls off, then, like, I could get

16:50

you some money. Like, if you get if you were

16:52

if you get fired, I'm like

16:55

Yeah. Like, here's the question,

16:57

like, understand what a lawyer is.

16:59

I thought it's like, you can see on the

17:02

video that he's throwing me into concrete.

17:04

Yeah. I wanna show that.

17:06

Like, I don't want all this

17:08

shit, so That whole situation did not work

17:10

out in a good way for us. Damn.

17:12

because everybody wanted me to pursue charges because, like,

17:14

I broke my sign. I went to the LAPD, and

17:16

they're like, Yeah. I don't know. We'll take a report and then never talk to

17:18

you again. I'm like, wow, man. Thanks.

17:21

Yeah. I'm like, the LAP doesn't care. They're not

17:23

gonna chase down some TV

17:25

executive and Did you give him a I

17:27

pay your what do I pay your salary for?

17:29

It's like, yeah. Yeah. I really chewed them.

17:31

what you should do. you're walking into a priest's sick with, like,

17:33

a thirty percent clearance rate on fucking homicide.

17:35

So they're probably not gonna be investigating They

17:37

don't give a shit. destruction disturbances. Yeah.

17:39

Well, that's it's which is fine. I get it.

17:41

It's the people online who go, I don't know why you didn't

17:43

keep pushing it out. Would you would you want me

17:45

to beg the cops to, like It's terrible. immediately

17:48

tell when people don't interact a couple Somebody

17:50

steals your camera. Like, did you file a police report?

17:52

reporting. Yeah. They didn't check with it.

17:55

They don't care. They're not going to do

17:57

anything. It's LA. I'm sorry. Police reports

17:59

exist for one

17:59

reason and one reason alone. And that's to take

18:02

your

18:02

insurance company. Yeah. They can give you shit. Yeah. because

18:04

those are the only people that are gonna give you anything

18:06

for your loss or stolen goods.

18:08

Okay. Let's do this is

18:10

last week's last week's results, but

18:12

it's really today's, I guess.

18:15

We record Friday in a couple days.

18:17

Badly timed traffic lights.

18:19

Wow. That's a terrible problem for me

18:21

and I won. but I took it now

18:23

on. There those are the worst. See, everybody III

18:26

did a terrible job making it funny, but I think

18:28

everyone just like those are the worst. That is a

18:30

terrible problem. them to fuck you in some places.

18:32

Yes. Or, like, I think there's a guy watching because I've

18:34

got, like, a decently fast three hundred fifty horsepower

18:37

little hot hatch or whatever. And then we times where I'll

18:39

turn that fucking sport mode on. I'm gonna

18:41

fucking make this next one, and you don't. There's

18:43

a

18:43

lot of pushing the buttons to fuck you. Yes.

18:45

Every time you come up to the light, I'm like, no,

18:47

shot. Well, look at that. We're not gonna say

18:49

what his raise is. what? A guy in the box.

18:51

She's gonna fuck out the gay.

18:53

Jesus Christ. It's a

18:55

white gentleman down. The

18:57

black motor is Getting sick

18:59

during time off. Yeah. Good one. Sensationalism.

19:02

I guess nobody liked my take

19:04

on the shooting. Yeah. You

19:06

think it's the think it's the show, honey. Did you see that you

19:09

said it's shot a decade? Was it a gay

19:11

guy to shoot up the club? You

19:13

say he was non binary. gay. Think he's

19:15

not gay. What'd you think about

19:17

that?

19:17

I heard non binary. I it

19:19

was an episode it was a

19:21

TV episode of what show would it be? Where the dad is

19:24

like, well, at first, I thought he was in there

19:26

looking for a dude. Yeah. because

19:28

he was lying. But then I thought he was just looking for dudes to

19:30

kill him. That was, you know And I was like, oh,

19:32

well, it really dodged that bullet.

19:34

Unlike the people in the club,

19:37

dad, actually. Okay. And then

19:39

hippie thanksgiving terrible problem from

19:41

me, but it doesn't matter. because I won and I

19:43

am the winner. Good job. Okay. I've

19:45

got some comments and then we're gonna did you think of a

19:47

problem, by the got a promo. We got a

19:49

promo. Oh, yeah. Fantastic.

19:51

Okay. You know, everyone thought that you and

19:53

I should do the show. we should

19:55

reboot it together. Did you happen to see any of that? I

19:57

know you're much bigger. Way back. Way back. Way

19:59

back. Yeah. Even I was sitting there.

20:02

everything. Confidence, are you firing your

20:04

that. We didn't talk about this before. He would

20:06

fire me for you. I'm pretty sure, which is

20:09

stupid. He owns the trademark on

20:11

the show. Yeah. Did you have people

20:13

were shipping us? to do the show after the after the last show. You

20:15

guys are a good parent, though. Yeah. I don't

20:18

know if you saw any of that. Just Well, I think

20:20

it works because me and well, I

20:22

consider myself liberal centrist.

20:24

And Destiny, you're kind of the same. Right? I'm

20:26

pretty left, I think. Yeah. on the crowd I'm

20:28

with, it just depends. I I well, I also

20:30

think I'm pretty left, but then, you know, a lot of

20:33

people because hang on with Ticketmaster's saying, clearly, I am a

20:35

Nazi. Yeah. There you go. Get that one too.

20:37

Yeah. So yeah. You actually, like,

20:39

give us all the time in the world. It's

20:41

really nice. I think

20:45

you personally have, like, tamped debt, like, let

20:47

so much steam out of the engine. Nick

20:50

Fuentes is train wherever it's going out of the steam engine.

20:52

Yeah. I think the show works

20:54

though because we have, you know, a

20:56

kind of liberal perspective

20:59

a guy who, as long as it's

21:01

funny, will agree with the most racist

21:03

and horrible speech out there.

21:05

Yeah. And that's the show.

21:07

What's racist about I don't know. You all

21:09

said, hey. Nobody said any kind of

21:12

words. Anti Semitic,

21:14

whatever you wanna call it. Okay. Goldie

21:16

McGird face. Vido has the

21:18

potential to be extremely hilarious. Wouldn't you

21:20

read this one? I

21:22

saw this one. It made me

21:24

sad. The potential to be hilarious. I don't want Larry,

21:26

no worries. I'm just throwing it to

21:28

you. but he's lazy. Yeah.

21:30

So we rarely get to witness it.

21:32

Buck up veto. Start treating

21:35

your work like a blue collar job. Put

21:37

ten hour is in week into your

21:39

comedy skids. It's my crying time.

21:41

Standup and comics. It's my are you

21:43

on Twitter time? did be a

21:45

shame if a hilarious guy like you doesn't

21:47

reach your potential. That is true. That's

21:49

a good point. Because, like, to be

21:51

serious, like, I'm always blown away that

21:53

when I come in here, Dake is walking back and forth

21:55

upstairs. He's rehearsing lines and jokes he's got

21:57

written for the show, this dude's already fucking

21:59

drunk. By the time he

21:59

walked in, That was not true.

22:02

Right plus. I mean, I can't

22:04

get way too dry, guys. Come here. I

22:06

hate to talk to you the show. My name is

22:08

Shao you the dog. I'm

22:10

rolling her out of the It's not even understandable.

22:13

Hey, Kobe. I'm drinking delicious

22:15

mountain dewes here. Keep myself awake.

22:18

tonight. The clai. Yes. It's the

22:20

problem with the live show. We just had a live

22:22

show. Have you ever had

22:23

to do a live show? Just a live

22:25

show. We sold tickets

22:27

and all that in the hotel. How did that go? That's it. How did that go?

22:29

Oh my god. That's it's keys to

22:31

the do a show for a It is

22:33

cute. Yeah. Like, your Internet people and you're all there with your friends. You're

22:35

like, hey, guys. What's up? Like, you know Well, the problem

22:37

is the Internet people think that

22:39

they can just yell because, like, they still

22:41

think they're alone in the pub room. She

22:43

had room now. And you're like, this

22:45

is not the chat portion. Like, we're

22:48

doing a show. Shut the fuck up. That was

22:50

kind of the big problem. The problem with the live

22:52

show was the audience participants.

22:54

Yes. That's exactly it.

22:56

Wow. You should just do like a WATP and

22:58

do a normal show. Alright.

23:00

Well, next

23:00

week Well, I like that

23:01

they were guys probably mad because he wasn't in the audience

23:03

show. show out it. He thought he had the funniest joke and

23:05

nobody said it. He was only in counting

23:07

away this fucking, yeah, energy. I

23:09

like that people wrote their problems on the

23:11

cards and we riffed on the cards. I thought that was

23:13

a good bit. Yeah. I like when

23:16

people shout. because then you can shout at them.

23:18

Yeah. I don't know if it

23:20

translates to the if that energy

23:22

translates to a recording later. I don't

23:24

think No. People hate it. Yeah. maybe

23:26

just gonna maybe to enjoy the live show, you

23:28

have to be at the live show. Definitely. And then

23:30

we give you the recording and, like, look, it's not

23:32

gonna be the same it's not the same as seeing

23:34

the concert. Yeah. Yeah. You're not the with cheap

23:37

trick, but enjoy what you got. There is like

23:39

an energy to an audience. I haven't

23:41

even done that much live but

23:43

live debate and everything when the audience is booing

23:45

and cheering. There's like, oh, yeah. Yeah.

23:47

It's actually like it's hard to get that online.

23:49

Yeah. Yeah. Your debates would be

23:51

some, like, seems like it would be so much more

23:53

fun and rewarding to do, like, the old, like,

23:55

Lincoln Douglas debate. It's, like,

23:57

bad weather. Like, I mean, from mines, I didn't have

23:59

been in New York or whatever. Shout out to mines. I love

24:01

you guys. But, yeah, you've got, like, audiences booing and

24:03

cheering for certain people. You're getting hiked up or whatever

24:05

and you're trying to to misspeak and making sure all your

24:07

facts are straight everything. Yeah. It's That's

24:09

high priority. For sure. Yeah. I would like to see

24:11

you guys do it today with the powdered wigs and the

24:13

big coats and everything. I really dress it

24:16

up. I'd show up for that. That's what Ralph's bowling debate was

24:18

supposed to be. Yeah. Was

24:20

it? didn't

24:23

translate at the tango of his life. Did you see

24:25

Ralph get that guy come up and hit him?

24:27

Actually, he can't blind or whatever. Ralph's still

24:29

there. He's not coming. It's do

24:31

it. Hit me. I did. And it turned out that

24:33

guy fucked his sister. Jesus Christ.

24:36

His own sister. His own sister. I think

24:38

the guy that hit him. Are you going to you're going to

24:40

Ralph's wrestling thing. Right? Of

24:42

course. Are you kidding me? I kinda wanna go. Are

24:44

you gone? Destiny, are you going to Ralph for

24:46

me? Yeah. Ralphamania. I

24:47

wanna compete in Ralphamania.

24:49

You can debate before

24:51

the wrestling event. No, Darrin.

24:54

Darren, as two wrestlers are going

24:56

at it. Okay. Benjamin Swearingen says

24:58

we need stingers for every time problems

25:00

about food or LA traffic or brought

25:02

it in. Go fuck So Oh, shit.

25:04

I just don't see all the traffic. So they sprung on me

25:06

when I came in here. They're, like, you need a problem. It's an important

25:08

part of the show, like, two minutes before going live. Yeah.

25:10

And obviously, the first thing I say, because I'm back in

25:12

LA is, like, the traffic and why you tell me that

25:14

it's every episode. That's

25:17

awesome. It really is hell on

25:19

earth here. Mhmm. And I stand by my original

25:21

statement. If you live here and you commute every

25:23

day, just fuck you. Yeah. I don't get it. I don't know

25:25

what kind of life I don't know why you would

25:27

subject yourself to it. Fuck your family. Fuck

25:30

living here and fucking leaving. Yeah.

25:32

Yeah. A blight on yourself. that's

25:34

based. It's disgusting. If you live

25:36

more than, like, twenty minutes from where you're

25:38

at work, and what's the point of being along? Just live

25:40

at work. True. Living in Santa. Hey. One of those fucking

25:42

pods people are doing that. What do you think of our homeless? It's

25:44

been a while since you've been back. You see they're building, like,

25:46

little cities under our city? You know, when

25:48

homeless guys walk around screaming, I

25:50

just ten. He's got the AirPods in. He's probably having

25:52

a good conversation with somebody up there right

25:54

now. Okay. Everything's, Kjell. He walks right by me. Like,

25:56

he's talking on the phone, you know?

25:59

Last one, Brenalox

25:59

said I just heard the voice mail from the guy who said

26:02

he passed out at the live show.

26:04

I don't think he he knows the extent of

26:06

his passing out. He

26:08

just gets so excited. It was

26:10

BYOD. We we we think you got too

26:12

drunk unfortunately. Have a

26:15

very thicker fueled audience.

26:17

I was the other guy who walked out

26:19

because I was too drunk and high and

26:21

tired to stay awake. It was kind of

26:23

a crazy show. My

26:26

wife and I watched that guy pass out

26:28

while he was still standing up. He

26:30

hit his head on a tree on

26:32

the way down and then just fell asleep.

26:35

Closely. Is that They just assumed

26:37

that? We thought he was hoped so. We

26:39

thought he was hurt or dead. Yeah. So

26:41

we walked over to check on But

26:44

then that guy's girlfriend came out yelling at us

26:46

because she thought we were up to no

26:49

good. Lowell, glad to hear he's

26:51

alive though. It's

26:53

you know, well, I missed that guy on the way out, so I guess his

26:55

girlfriend was to drag him out of there at some

26:58

point. What's interesting about that is

27:00

there was like a there was like three or couples

27:02

at her show, and one of them was black. Yeah.

27:04

So I wonder if this is the black cover that

27:06

found the sleeping guy, and then it was like

27:08

a a little bit of racism. You know, because

27:10

they saw the black guy approach watching the white

27:12

gentleman and they thought some bet

27:15

Anyway, no racism at our

27:17

shows. Okay. You wanna do a problem first?

27:19

I'll do a problem, Dick. Go for it

27:21

this week. Dick. I've been

27:23

thinking about this problem. It's a problem that's affected

27:25

me and my life and fills me with

27:27

anxiety and sometimes

27:30

a sadness Okay. That problem is bad blood.

27:32

Oh. Now bad blood,

27:34

as I would define, it is

27:36

when you know various people

27:38

in your life, people you care about,

27:40

acquaintances, whatever else. Right. And

27:42

you just kinda you kinda want everybody to

27:44

be like cool. you

27:47

know, like everybody. You don't gotta love

27:49

everybody. But you, you know, you

27:51

wanna be able to be like, hey, I'm hanging out with Todd

27:53

and Steve goes, oh, that's cool. I love Todd. You guys have

27:55

fun. Right? Yeah. Hey. I'm hanging out with Steve and

27:57

Todd goes, oh, that's Steve guy. He's

27:59

great. You don't want

27:59

Todd and Steve to to hate

28:02

the shit to be used his real name, but

28:04

you didn't use Todd's real name. Well,

28:06

I I just used Steve's in

28:08

random. It's all the Steve's, I was a

28:10

thing, and Steven, of course, and I can

28:12

finish destiny. And then, you

28:14

know, you get guys and like, oh, why would you hang

28:16

out with him? I hate that

28:18

guy. Oh, yeah. And he creates a lot

28:20

of awkward word situations.

28:23

And I seem to run into that

28:25

in my personal and professional

28:27

life. Uh-huh. And in a number of

28:29

places, like where?

28:32

Well, I

28:35

have a certain I

28:37

mean, I was all, like, you know, I like Destiny. I

28:39

was all excited to get him on the

28:41

show to make mistakes. You know,

28:43

the biggest victim of that is I feel so

28:45

bad for my wife. Oh, really do

28:47

run around with her. Because she's in Twitch

28:50

those communities. And damn, if you think being friends

28:52

with me is bad, try being fucking

28:54

married. That's it. We all feel bad for your wife. Yeah.

28:56

You should. Oh my god.

28:58

And chill. Yeah. Dude,

29:00

there are so many people who just fucking hate her right out the

29:02

gate just because, like, Jesus. Well, I think we we're

29:04

gonna do a lot of that on this show. He's like,

29:06

you know, I'd love to have Chrissy

29:08

mayor come on sometime. Jim. because

29:11

we're not. We're friends with you getting a

29:13

fight with her or something. Yeah. Well, that's the thing.

29:15

But, like, I'm willing to bury that hat.

29:18

shit, you know, because Josh Denny is from. He'll

29:20

refer to her in those sections. Well, I don't

29:22

wanna bury her, but

29:24

I'm saying, you know, it's sad that Josh is

29:26

friends with her, and then apparently it's awkward that

29:28

they go, well, that guy, Vito, is a

29:30

pedophile. He goes, no. No. He's

29:32

great. He's going his podcast. I

29:34

would like to convince Chris to merely a pedophile. Like,

29:36

to convince her, I'm not, literally a pedophile, and

29:38

she can come on our comedy podcast.

29:41

That way, ma'am. What is What

29:43

does that look like? What do you what's the metrics

29:45

on you are about a mile? You do the shit

29:47

like, here are two kids. Yeah. You gotta wait. You got

29:49

one knee electro. You're free to

29:51

check my boner and it's not even close to sexually Oh,

29:54

leave a wear pants so you can observe the

29:56

boner at any time when you're sick of the kids.

29:58

Do you ever wind up in

29:59

a situation? you saw the video of the

30:02

guy that walks up to the black dude.

30:04

He's the salesman. And he's like, hey, we're here

30:06

to, you know, we talk to your neighbors

30:08

but he says the n word. Oh. You ever think you've

30:10

got the kids there? I do think, like, don't get a

30:12

butter. Don't get that over time. I wouldn't even

30:14

have to think you get surgery. Why am

30:16

I, like, the city? doing that.

30:18

I think it should be sending it in to

30:20

the side. We should start that.

30:22

There should be oh, we are not

30:24

starting. No. I'm gonna start.

30:26

The deep pedophile certification.

30:29

So you go, I have a certificate. pedophile.

30:31

and call it to Not pedophile. Again,

30:35

welcome to Peddo, the organization that will

30:37

one hundred percent scientifically determine

30:40

whether or not you're a pedophile. This is a Nathan

30:42

for you, Lost House. on

30:45

your Twitter account, it's like getting the

30:47

check marko, everyone thinks he's

30:49

a pedophile. That's what I'm

30:51

doing. I'm getting there to kill.

30:53

And then on Twitter, you get a little

30:56

verified badge that says, you don't touch

30:58

kids, you you never would, and you

31:00

don't want to. and

31:01

you don't want to. And it's most important part. The most important

31:03

part of it. If she hears

31:05

this now, she's definitely gonna know you're not

31:08

a better okay. Like, who would who would even suggest such

31:10

items? If they were just so

31:12

sure. Now

31:13

I want one of their guys,

31:15

one of their close friends to be

31:17

a pet of my eye. Yeah. So that I can shove it in

31:19

their face. You know? No.

31:22

Right. He's doing the test, but somebody else

31:24

pops a boner on the show. Yeah.

31:26

I It's nice that they that idea in my head.

31:28

Like, now I'm rooting for kids to get

31:30

molested. I don't know if that's what you're saying.

31:32

We're committing to rooting on the show.

31:35

No. Wait a minute. We're on d live right now.

31:37

We're There's a show going out to make it on

31:39

demons. Right? We're on cozy TV, actually.

31:42

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

31:44

Okay. Alright. I just think especially with

31:46

the Internet, it seems like there's a lot

31:48

of bad blood in

31:51

these communes. any though. Yeah.

31:53

You didn't say no. Okay. What about year of war with Eric

31:55

July? That's like the most bad blood anybody

31:57

could have ever made.

31:59

Yeah. But, like, I

32:02

you're right. I I well, that's complicated.

32:04

By the way, this house that we're in right

32:06

now is paid for by bad

32:08

blood. I know it is. Well, that's the thing you're you legendary have

32:11

bad blood. But, like, I

32:13

feel like bad blood. It should be like

32:16

just between those people. Like, it doesn't it

32:19

shouldn't extend out to be,

32:22

like, casting, you know, like, I

32:24

would never tell you you can't hang out

32:26

with x and x or whatever

32:28

else. Can you tell me that? I

32:30

don't care. But you're not gonna do it. I can't do it right now.

32:32

No. But no. That's true. If you listen.

32:34

You might wanna cancel plans. Yeah. You

32:36

might have something that I can't have

32:38

lunch with you and coffee sitting today. People will expect you to do that

32:40

though. People will do shit like that. I don't want you to hang it out

32:42

like, okay. You don't have to hang out with us if I yeah.

32:45

Yeah. Do you get

32:47

to that?

32:47

people, like, constantly requesting you.

32:50

I'm I mean, you're so much more famous

32:52

than Well and yeah. And because usually,

32:54

I'm the guy that they don't want people hanging out

32:56

with. usually But what about you? I'm

32:58

usually gonna be like, you hang him a destiny. Don't talk

33:00

to me. Okay.

33:01

Really? Really? You fucking Yeah.

33:03

got it. That was the It was the fakestestest

33:06

place.

33:06

You're so

33:09

nice.

33:09

No, shut, not.

33:10

I mean, I

33:11

guess I get it because, you know, you you are like,

33:13

you know, you've probably amassed a ton of enemies at

33:15

this point, but We all go back in

33:18

But I'm I don't think he was, like, nazi ish. You know, like,

33:20

to the point where I'm, like, gonna be laying out one. Yeah. But some

33:22

people, like, don't even him being on the show. He's,

33:24

like Yeah. Talks again.

33:26

I mean, even know what it's called. I know you guys

33:28

have We're gonna say after this segment, it's not

33:30

helping the pedophile allegations against

33:32

me. I will say that. And

33:34

the Nazi should actually been a public allegations

33:36

against everybody. It was a whole other -- True. --

33:38

thing. Yeah. It's like it's like the new Me too.

33:40

Right? Everybody's Me too. Everybody can't find the male

33:42

rapist anymore. petaphiles may be among us. Oh, it's

33:44

great. Oh, no. because everybody's a pedophile.

33:46

Man, three. Jesus. It's a great

33:47

time to be a pedophile. You can just

33:50

go, like, feet.

33:52

Why? because I wear a Balenciaga. And I

33:54

tell you upstairs. Hey. Look upstairs.

33:56

They will stick on him. because I'll

33:58

send it on him. I'm seeing other pedophiles are

34:00

thinking, man. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have

34:02

any kids? No. Oh,

34:03

damn. Someday I'll

34:05

find something. You can imagine you're three year old. That's gonna put

34:07

me in my mouth. It's Anyway

34:10

Are you gonna die? He want you want to adopt kids

34:12

though. Right? No. No. I want to Well, I'm very happy.

34:14

be adopting. I think they call it trafficing. Trafficing. You

34:16

don't want to talk to his children. Right?

34:18

gonna make a bunch of kids with a very beautiful woman. It's gone. Right? Yeah. What

34:21

kind of bad bloody you speak talking about

34:23

specifically, they would Well, I mean,

34:25

I started thinking about it

34:27

on this show. I was like,

34:29

I was like, I wonder what my

34:31

friend, mister Crow, will

34:34

say. Oh, no. You gotta look him in the eyes while you're

34:36

doing him like this. No. But I'm not doing him

34:38

like that because I think this is a family or

34:40

a mister girl right now. I don't know who's getting done. I

34:43

think anyone's getting done. I think, actually, this is an example

34:45

of how it should go

34:47

because I think I can we can I

34:50

can just like a sit down like

34:52

an Italian mafia Shake

34:55

down right now? Not like a sit down. No.

34:57

I'm starting

34:57

to wonder if you're gonna walk through that

34:59

door. No. Is that what we're doing? We're not doing any gouches on

35:01

the show. Right. I'd be funny as funny. I

35:03

am famously known. I think I introduced mister

35:06

girl to Dick's show and to

35:08

his audience. Yeah. because I've been

35:10

a big fan. And I guess I'm also I'm

35:12

also disappointed because I really liked when

35:14

you guys found each other. I was

35:15

like, this is exciting. Yeah.

35:18

And I'm sad. That's sad. That's

35:20

sad history. We didn't find each other.

35:22

Okay? Okay. I pulled him up from --

35:24

Oh, oh,

35:25

no. -- nothingness. and

35:27

I And

35:28

down to everything. career. Let's

35:30

be clear there. Yeah. Well, that's why I'm

35:32

sad that it's a it's ended in what

35:34

feels like identify him as an abuse victim. Is that why you

35:36

pulled him up like that? I did. I felt

35:39

bad. No. His content is good. I'll be clear. It

35:41

is. He has I hope that once he's

35:44

done with his

35:44

obsession over finding my hypothetical

35:46

rate victims that hopefully he goes back

35:48

to making, thought provoking an interesting

35:51

See that stuff. thing is that he makes such

35:53

great videos. Yeah. You will see it. So I'll say it. I

35:55

look at him a little bit differently. No. I know you

35:57

do, and that's what makes sweet.

35:58

That's why this is a problem for me. I'll watch videos and I'll be,

36:01

man, you know if any other

36:03

person said that. Anybody

36:06

else said that? I'd have some weird thoughts about it, but it's max,

36:08

you know. And now it's like, fuck. Yeah. Like,

36:10

there's still a part of me that, like, secretly

36:12

hopes that it's just gonna, like, wash

36:15

or and everything's gonna be fine, but I don't think it's

36:17

gonna try to watch try to

36:19

watch this one away.

36:21

But I've got says who is

36:23

not next, but she lives in Sweden. She's a whole family

36:25

now and she's damning me and she's like,

36:28

hey, just curious and I'm like, did you get a message

36:30

for mister Crowley? Yeah. And

36:32

I'm like, Yeah. I don't know. And that's the that was the most one. And I'll like,

36:34

professional context from, like, ten years ago.

36:36

Yeah. He's, like, like, decent do you know who Hothu?

36:38

Like, big, like, big, like, these

36:41

were also, like, Do you know who

36:43

this guy is? He's contacted me saying you have a pattern of abuse with women. And I'm

36:45

like, okay. Listen. Okay? It sounds bad. But I'm

36:48

not happy that this is what's

36:50

happened because I

36:52

was so cited at the outset. I'm like, this is a great Do you

36:54

agree with it? I like the power

36:56

differential shit? I don't know what's going on,

36:58

and I'm

37:00

staying out of my arm. That's my arm. There he is. Yeah. That busted

37:02

temporal thing. You know what? He

37:04

won't say who it is. Let's

37:07

walk. Let's walk. But that's but, like, what am I supposed to what

37:09

is what is my moral obligation when he's my friend?

37:12

Like, am I a teacher part? Have you

37:14

guys eaten dinner before? What do

37:16

you guys? Oh. Well, it's

37:17

high school together. Oh, yeah. That's just a

37:20

good night together. I'm not in my entire life.

37:22

Holy shit. He's probably

37:23

be farming. I shit

37:25

right now for a time. I'm on any part

37:27

of the investigation. I told you. No. I was

37:29

on fucking trial right here. You're not on

37:31

track to race to try part that we talked

37:33

about earlier. How would you just say about it? It's go straight to the cloud. You can't erase

37:35

it. It's like my love. I mailed you at

37:38

the out and

37:40

I said, I'm so happy you're talking to him. I don't know if you remember this

37:42

one email or he said, because I think he's so

37:44

talented, I'm so excited to see him get

37:46

a break, and then I'm sad that there's

37:49

it will. It is exciting. Yeah. But

37:51

don't think this is like a a

37:53

got shot on you. Okay. It's all good. I didn't set

37:55

up before. It is funny what he's doing.

37:57

Not bad. Sorry. problem. I'm sorry.

37:59

I'm sorry. But it is funny. It

38:01

is funny. It's funny. It's

38:04

funny. It

38:06

is funny. some of it male, I see the humor. There is a

38:08

girl. God bless her. Right? We're because I'm

38:10

cool with everybody now. Ari Nina, only

38:12

fans girl.

38:14

Oh. And she sends me a message from

38:16

her only fan's messages.

38:18

And I guess he subscribed.

38:21

So it's like the automated message. It's like, if you wanna

38:23

see my Titty four dollars here and the beneath it,

38:25

he's like, hello, this is the only way to contact

38:27

you. My name is mister girl, and I'm gonna be his

38:29

victim in a last funny. It is his

38:32

dedication. So I guess what I'm

38:34

saying is bugs bugs bugs don't think that

38:36

we enjoy to hear that they're like,

38:38

call my kids mom, and I'm like, I need you to check

38:40

Nathan's account. So there are messages in there. So I'm

38:42

like, I have

38:44

not had some abuse victim shit. I have

38:46

not brought you here to throw you under the bus confront you

38:48

or anything like that. Right. Well, because I

38:50

I said well, I don't know. Whatever.

38:53

I'm just saying, I'm clarifying. not

38:56

weird not like you said or whatever. I

38:58

mean, you're like a raw nerve. No one

39:00

Mister believed that you said anybody not

39:03

the bad blood situation that's going on.

39:05

It's just one It's the one you had in mind when

39:07

you chose When I originally came up with it when I was

39:09

thinking Destiny and I had bad blood at

39:11

one point. Yeah. I think so. Well, we've talked

39:13

about on this show. We've talked about, and I've said

39:16

I'm really not happy that this is what

39:18

has happened. And

39:19

Yeah. I wish

39:21

there was a way to turn it back and have everybody be

39:23

friends again, but obviously it it can't happen. You

39:26

and I? Yeah. What was it? The first

39:28

time Trump You

39:29

called Trump a racist, and I was

39:31

like, dude. Yeah. You guys had

39:34

bad blood. That's true. But then we we were on

39:36

PKA. Dude, I

39:38

listen. We don't love the p trap. I love the PKA guys. Okay?

39:40

They're great. The show with you was really fun.

39:42

Yeah. But I hate the format that

39:44

there's no topic list. Yeah.

39:47

because I'll have I think I've had two really good shows right now. people say that.

39:49

Yeah. But then, sometimes I go on and there's nothing for me to engage on

39:51

and I don't know about TV. I

39:53

don't know about MMA. Like,

39:55

I just not fucking nuts. It's like the hockey

39:57

talk, and I'm like, okay. I don't know, guys. I'm the sega a long time ago.

39:59

I played one where you could fight with the stick, so that's

40:01

all about all. NHL

40:04

ninety five. And then I just get

40:06

drunker because I don't know what they're talking

40:08

about, and I make such an answer

40:10

myself. I've never gone on peak year. I was supposed

40:12

to go on at some point. Oh, no. Who's the guy?

40:14

Chad? That we had on

40:16

Taylor. Taylor. You gotta talk to

40:18

Chad. He's actually his rag. I have

40:20

His rang. She's rang.

40:22

She's rang. Yeah. Okay. Well,

40:24

that's it. Regardless, it has been a detriment

40:27

in my life. There's other people who

40:29

I

40:29

won't name who've told me which streamers shows I'm

40:32

allowed to appear on if I want to remain their

40:34

friend. Okay. Hold on. We've had to name the team

40:36

before. name

40:38

the team. because, like, they don't want it. I oh, many he

40:40

fucking have? No offense. But, like, are there

40:42

so many big stars there? Definitely. Definitely

40:44

not for

40:46

a second.

40:46

What are

40:49

the

40:49

other BNC list of public

40:52

stakeholders? Yeah. You

40:54

did. And listening right now, he knows your representative. I see if I

40:56

say it. He'll I'll get he'll tell me. He'll yell at

40:58

me because I don't know. I'll imagine.

41:00

Tiptoeing around friends like that. I would

41:02

kill myself. I had to think about it. He's the

41:04

only guy I'm so afraid somebody's yelling it. He's the

41:06

only guy I do it for.

41:08

Okay. Because Wow. So it's just

41:10

one. How You're exclusive to royalty that I

41:12

got. I mean, if you really,

41:14

really though, because you've hinted at it a little bit.

41:16

It's enough for

41:18

you guys. If you really said

41:20

to me, don't go on somebody else's show, I wouldn't do it. Jesus. Somebody else's

41:22

show. But I would hate it. And I

41:24

because I don't like these bad blood situations.

41:28

Okay. They're just very sensitive. When there are certain you know,

41:30

like, if you are, like, sincerely feuding

41:33

with someone, and I'm your

41:36

cohost, Like, it doesn't make sense from a business perspective. Howard

41:38

Stern doesn't let his guys go on J.

41:40

Leno. Like, that makes sense. I think it

41:42

depend it depends on the type of feud.

41:46

Yeah. Like, if it's over some dumb internet

41:48

shit, then whatever. I almost

41:50

black or a woman, well,

41:53

depends. if

41:54

somebody, like, stole

41:55

your wife. Probably be more serious

41:58

setting. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. But,

41:59

like, if it's

42:01

like, I almost blacklisted Max

42:04

and laugh for a while, where I wouldn't be on any show or I would blacklist anybody had

42:06

anything to do with them because he was like digging into my

42:08

fucking personal. That's fucking weird.

42:11

But I I eventually, I'd change my life, fuck it, whatever.

42:13

But, like, I could see for so That's noble of

42:15

you, though, to do that. How's noble of what?

42:17

Oh, it's noble to say I understand that

42:19

you other streamers have to exist, and I can't

42:21

police everybody else. No.

42:24

Hold on. It's because I caring.

42:26

It's not because I'm broken. Alright. I

42:28

would please, I'm sorry. Don't

42:30

mistake that for charity

42:31

or care. because I would absolutely

42:33

fuck over the customer. personal

42:35

shit. Okay? That's me real. Okay. You

42:38

don't ever anyway, write to my platform.

42:40

Okay? Well, not to your platform, but to their yeah.

42:42

I get it. Yeah. Okay. So far higher.

42:45

Here's how he's saying bad blood. Like, both people

42:47

just say, like, whatever. I don't care. Yeah.

42:49

True. I

42:49

want more. Mister Go could do that. I want more. He'd

42:51

be you know what I But there is, like,

42:53

think it's when life realination is going on that I

42:56

understand people setting boundaries.

42:58

When people feel that their lives are,

43:00

you know, like, their own lives.

43:02

Not other people's lives. Yeah.

43:04

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. because I run

43:07

on those scenarios. Okay. Either way,

43:09

Chrissy Merrick, I'm on biggest problem.

43:11

Let's bury the hedge. Maybe I'm the

43:13

pedophile and you're Maybe you're wrong the whole time. me

43:15

a number of your husband's. Okay. Go

43:17

ahead, Destiny. Do you have a do you have a

43:19

problem? My biggest problem is

43:22

Elon Musk. for a

43:23

variety of reasons. Okay? Number

43:25

one. And really, this

43:26

is the only reason. It's because

43:27

he hasn't banned me

43:30

yet from Twitter. Bro, I'm seeing people getting

43:32

unbanned. I'd like the fucking three of us.

43:34

The fourth right. Okay. I'm seeing

43:36

people get a look, fucking stuff

43:38

fun molyneux. is getting un

43:40

banned. Okay? Star God of a cod is getting and

43:42

I'm seeing this guy, like, what the fuck? I was I don't even

43:44

know what the fuck I was banned from, but it was the most innocuous

43:46

shit in the world. and these guys were back on the platform

43:49

saying some wild fucking shit. He's replying

43:51

to that. He is. He's never fucking

43:53

a fan of these movies.

43:55

Yeah. Jesus. He's gotta get to us eventually though.

43:57

Right? I will, one hundred percent, rescind that

43:59

opinion,

43:59

Elon. Which camera is

44:01

mine? Please. Please I

44:04

as soon as he announced that

44:06

amnesty shit, I logged into all eight of my

44:08

Twitter accounts and I did an appeal on

44:10

every fucking Twitter account. And every day I

44:13

wake up and I've got two more denials and I'm like, oh, no. What is he doing?

44:15

How is how is he not unbidding everybody? I

44:17

didn't even choose exactly denial. No.

44:19

It's like the I

44:22

like we're working as one talking guy at Twitter, the fucking hates man.

44:24

No. He sits in that fucking office and he's waiting

44:26

for it's his job. He's the destiny hall

44:28

monitor. Yeah. He's waiting for him to come in and

44:31

he catches gets those tickets before anybody else, he fucking

44:33

denies it. I swear to god, it's personal.

44:35

Yeah. Because my -- You know what it is. --

44:37

my suspension reason has been upgraded

44:40

every year to, like, something worse. Like, just started out. just,

44:42

like, being, like, violence

44:44

or some retarded shit. You

44:45

know? I told Chris Reagan to eat

44:47

his center block during argument

44:49

-- Okay. -- whatever. And then

44:51

it's gone from that till filing. He could

44:53

cook it. Yeah. You can eat Cineplex. Yeah.

44:56

It's boil

44:58

it down. it's been upgraded to, like, hating

45:00

a specific group. Okay. And it's

45:02

all it's, like, all these groups

45:04

engendered and disabled people and

45:06

all this.

45:08

Like, Mine is,

45:08

like, managing multiple Twitter accounts for abuse

45:10

support. Like, I'm the fucking Twitter mafia or

45:12

some shit. Right? And this guy they

45:14

catch me. They're really good with their Like,

45:17

you know, Elon was like, you'd only stay if you've written, like,

45:19

fucking twenty lines of code. This guy is probably committed,

45:21

like, two hundred changes to the Twitter companies. Just

45:23

to catch my fucking alternate accounts, I swear

45:25

to fucking God. Jesus. And now he's now he's

45:27

declaring war on Apple. But when he said that I when

45:29

he said that I was like, well, wait, wait, wait,

45:32

wait, wait, wait,

45:34

come back. Like, let's get this account un banning conservative

45:36

guys are like, yeah. Yeah. Now we're fucking

45:38

like, no. No. No. No. Get your ass

45:40

back here and un ban these

45:43

fucking accounts you

45:44

asshole. Everybody else got in

45:46

except us. Yeah. We're like the guys in the plane

45:48

and the dark side rises where he

45:50

he he goes to take off and he's

45:52

like, expect to find one of us in the

45:54

record. I don't wanna be the one left behind. It is like we're

45:56

like pre cambry pre cambrian

45:58

bands. So we're like emailing you

46:01

from Android. Okay. Please unbear me. I hate Apple too. Yeah.

46:03

It is watching all of my political

46:05

enemies being unbearned. resurrected.

46:09

guys who I know are just, like, anslur,

46:11

anslur. And I'm, like, I said something

46:13

stupid about the fucking,

46:16

like,

46:16

the Snow White movie that's coming out.

46:18

Somebody was, like, Do you think they'll put a

46:20

a, like, a real midget in it? I'm like, no.

46:22

because they're not gonna have a retarded dwarf in the

46:24

movie. They're not gonna take Sophie in the movie. I'm

46:26

like, you said retarded. You're not allowed like, I

46:28

I was talking about Disney. They wouldn't put a retarded guy in the movie.

46:30

I meant it. I wasn't caught in me, like,

46:33

in a bad way.

46:35

Yeah. So two

46:37

and three, they go together. Another reason

46:39

why Elon is the biggest problem is

46:41

because he inspires the most

46:44

ridiculously rabid fanboys -- Yeah. -- and

46:46

the most just

46:46

unbelievably stupid haters. On both sides --

46:48

Yeah. -- to some people, he's the second coming of

46:50

Jesus and to others, he's the second coming

46:53

of Hitler, and it's so fucking annoying watching these

46:56

people battle each other online. I know people

46:58

say, like, he's the most brilliant in like,

47:00

inventor of our time. Wait.

47:03

What? Like, what do you mean? It will give them credit for SpaceX and Tesla, which are big.

47:05

I'll say, like How much And a

47:07

tonality to SpaceX. It's, like, more, like,

47:09

rockets but, like, more. Well,

47:12

listen. They come back. But he's

47:14

not doing it. Come back. I see his

47:16

face come back. Don't tell me your

47:18

fucking space shuttle. Don't do you

47:21

You're fucking lying to me. If you didn't watch

47:23

that fucking rocket land back the first time I'm

47:25

like, that's fucking cool. Like, I watch it Yeah. I was fucking

47:27

I watch the hands. I watch the yay. Walk out

47:29

it's in pool. seven times so far. He didn't come

47:31

back. He didn't come back. Okay. Elon made the

47:33

rocket comeback. Don't come back, I

47:36

guess. We're gonna Ali Rockets didn't

47:38

come back.

47:40

It lands. It's cool. Okay. So he gets props to

47:42

that. And Tesla, everything he

47:44

said

47:44

about Tesla was a monumentally stupid

47:47

idea. I'm gonna I'm gonna have so many charging stations across the US.

47:49

People will be able to drive my fuck the card. And the deal

47:51

that went to that board was, like, if I one hundred

47:54

x the value of this company, I get a big, but

47:56

it was, like, the

47:58

dumbest shit get all fucking worked out somehow. He did, like,

47:59

one hundred x the value of the company. Not

48:02

every It's not

48:06

everything. Not everything. He's maybe he's What a good amount? Yeah. What did you

48:08

think when he said? What's this country gonna look like

48:10

in eighty eight years? And that Why did

48:12

he say why?

48:14

Why? because I don't

48:16

think he's trying to get on

48:18

Yay's presidential candidate team or, like,

48:20

is that purposeful or did he just hit the

48:22

keyboard and pick some random numbers? Because

48:24

because the art he was replying to said eighty eight million

48:27

years. That little monkey -- Yeah. -- there was

48:29

a a little like monkey, and they said it

48:31

it was it had evolved for eighty eight

48:33

million years on its own. So

48:35

he was just It was a reason for

48:37

that number. It was in Hitler. because I did

48:39

see you're right. The haters are crazy where they all

48:41

go. Well, he's definitely talking about Hitler, and

48:43

I'm like, I don't think I can conclude that

48:45

based solely on the number eighty

48:46

eight. Yeah. There wasn't out of

48:48

Your point about his reply guy thing

48:51

is dead on. Like,

48:54

he turns he will turn even the most, like,

48:56

anyone into this simmering,

48:59

like, begging fan of his

49:01

who's, like, pretends to

49:04

be like watching guys at, like, like, a high school soccer game when

49:06

their kids not or a high school football game, when their kids

49:08

not playing football, and they're, like, going over

49:10

to the dad who's, like, son is playing,

49:13

and they're, like, well, hey. So you know you know what I mean? because

49:15

you know this this this culture and, like, oh, yeah.

49:17

You know, he's really out there, like,

49:19

he's really got a

49:21

credible athlete out there. Like, that's the that's the feeling of cringe

49:23

I get watching, like, you know, the Elon Musk and

49:26

boys go to

49:28

bed. Yeah. I think what's

49:30

happening and probably why he wants Trump on band

49:32

is that he's now the new proxy

49:34

for Trump on

49:36

that platform. Yeah. Is it because there are

49:38

guys whose entire profession is that there at least it was that

49:40

the second Trump tweets anything. They were

49:42

trying to be the first guy to reply. Yeah.

49:46

And there's some very unintelligent guys who made entire

49:48

careers out of this. There's this one guy David

49:50

Levitt. I don't know if you've ever seen

49:53

that guy. No. made a career out

49:55

of just putting his foot in his mouth. He, like, famously after

49:58

Ariana

49:58

Grande's concert got shot up,

49:59

was making, like, Starbucks jokes

50:02

mean, like, I thought an

50:04

Ariana Grande shooting was what she got

50:06

at a Starbucks. I was like, you know, just

50:08

died like fifteen

50:10

minutes ago. He's like the dumbest

50:12

idiot ever, but he's managed to get, like,

50:14

half a million followers just by every

50:16

time Trump pose anything goes, era disgrace

50:18

to this country. Bravo and they

50:20

know the he the one where after Trump got banned, he tweeted, like, what am I gonna now

50:22

whenever there was, like, five thousand people

50:24

reaching out. He's the guy who took a picture of a

50:26

target employee because she wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for

50:30

a penny. He went to a target and it

50:31

was like, this toothbrush is a penny because that's what the code they

50:33

put when it means, like, put this toothbrush

50:35

back in stock. It's not we're

50:37

no longer selling it. And he's

50:39

like, everyone shamed this sixteen year

50:42

old, whatever the fuck. I

50:44

only knew him because we used to compete for magic to

50:46

gathering coverage ten years

50:48

ago. Jesus. So

50:50

you know what? It kinda sounds like your

50:52

career. Sounds like a little bit of bad blood.

50:54

There's a little bit of bad blood, me and David. So

50:56

you hear the because you said that's great,

50:58

man. because everybody needs to have enemies.

51:00

He wrote for look, I agree everybody needs

51:02

enemies and I have plenty of enemies. If I

51:04

get back on Twitter and I reach that guy.

51:07

Will you let me on the show? Yes. Yes. Yes. What if I say he

51:09

gave better bet magic magic. No. coverage.

51:11

Absolutely not. His coverage

51:13

is dog shit. He didn't know

51:15

anything about World Wake or Zendekar. Oh

51:18

my god. Anyway, what's gonna be your first

51:20

tweet when you're back? If you're

51:22

back. And Just

51:22

dance louder and dance my the

51:24

full word. And going and we're going and down.

51:26

I'm going, you know what? Free speech is

51:30

alive. Let's thought about it. See, if I get un banned, I've got, like, eight accounts that are all

51:32

gonna get un banned. And it's Are you gonna use the other ones?

51:34

because I got that same thing. I'm gonna pick, like, a

51:36

different the

51:38

goal is first. I'm gonna change all the phone numbers and emails on all of them. So they're

51:40

not linked together anymore. And

51:42

when I'm fighting with different minority mom's

51:44

account back too. I'll use a different account for different

51:46

minority So this is for fighting with trans

51:48

people. This is for fighting with black people. Yeah. I

51:50

don't see which one gets banned. So I can find out, you

51:52

know, where the power is going to be. explicitly label

51:55

them like Destiny Black, destiny trans,

51:57

destiny Chinese -- Oh, Coke. -- I'll probably

51:59

figure out, like, maozae destiny will be

52:01

the anti Chinese one.

52:03

There you go. CCCP

52:06

Destiny. Yeah. That's fun.

52:08

I do like that Elon Musk

52:11

used like government subsidies

52:13

to buy the CIA's AI

52:15

app machine away from them and

52:18

use it for, like, his own

52:20

nefarious purposes, like, Twitter

52:22

or anything that happened? Yeah. Like, you

52:24

got all money. All that billings in the house. Twitter CIA's

52:27

Yeah. Yeah. Their brainwashing was

52:29

the load at latest deep lore.

52:31

No. No. Like, he

52:34

used all the, like, the government money and subsidies and shit to buy

52:36

Twitter from them. Like, none of that

52:38

money's real. Thank you. Those

52:40

are, like, fake money.

52:42

Yeah. Sure. Now he has

52:44

it. And like, well, fuck. I don't

52:46

know. I don't know if Twitter's gonna become better

52:48

or worse under Elon

52:50

Musk's leadership. But I think

52:52

that bans me and you He's

52:54

based Then he's based yeah. I

52:56

think the scary thing about Elon Musk has a lot

52:58

of mean power behind the stocks of

53:00

his companies. But, like, if he tweets shit or smokes a joint on Joe

53:02

Rogen, like, stock prices go up and down. Yeah. But

53:04

with Tesla and SpaceX,

53:06

there's real fundamental value the

53:08

company. Tesla cars. There's power

53:10

manufacturing plants. And for SpaceX, they've

53:12

got rockets that come back to Earth. Right? There's

53:14

real shit there. But with Twitter, I think he has the

53:17

ability to drive that into the ground more

53:19

than he realizes. Drive drive the value

53:21

of Twitter. No. The actual yeah. The IP

53:23

that, like, Twitter, like, SpaceX and

53:25

Tesla never did come worthless. It's not possible.

53:28

Twitter, they could have a viable positive.

53:30

Twitter could be replaced. It's a beauty in

53:32

social media platform, you know? Yeah. It's not anything Well, it's

53:34

not like how we saw like a news aggregator.

53:36

Like, why own one newspaper when you can

53:38

just own all of them? Sure. Like, you can own the

53:40

the funnel for the the filter for all

53:42

of the news No. It's a way to celebrities and

53:44

interacting with the public and letting you shit on them and Assuming celebrities

53:46

ever actually tweet from their accounts.

53:48

Man. I thought James gone once.

53:51

Did you? Yeah. I said he fell off because he

53:54

was

53:54

apologizing for all his old jokes. He

53:56

had you because CERNOVICH got him fucking

53:58

and cancel culture from the galaxy too. He's gonna leave him

54:01

so that's next problem. most

54:04

conservatives. Wow. was

54:06

so brave. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm so brave. Now that I'll

54:09

be shocked, this is a good thing to show.

54:11

Ten four ten polls, conservatively,

54:13

number one. Class asset control.

54:16

general wall. Knock them back. even.

54:18

All of them being back on Twitter

54:20

has made me -- Okay. -- hit them again.

54:23

my god. I fucking forgot how much

54:25

I hated you guys. I feel like it's

54:27

the nineties all over again. And like they

54:29

don't like they're they're they're unchanged at

54:31

all. Wonderful. And they're younger now. It's like, how did

54:33

you grow up? How did you come from nothing and

54:35

come to the same stupid

54:38

conclusions that

54:38

you're that other people's parrot, that

54:40

liberal's parrot stood in

54:41

the fucking nineties. Yeah. Jesus.

54:44

What did this happen? I saw on Twitter

54:46

today a guy Post a

54:48

screenshot from a Disney

54:50

plus show where children were

54:52

holding up letters to spell

54:54

Santa, but they had mixed it up.

54:56

Oh, so goes Satan. And he goes, are we

54:58

seriously showing this to our kids? I'm

55:00

like, what? Of course, I've always said, if you don't think

55:02

this is deliberate, there's something wrong with you. And

55:04

you're like, Yes. It's delivered

55:06

to the sake of a joke. comedy

55:08

show. You hate it.

55:10

If you think this is a mistake from Disney,

55:12

you're get wrong. If you're like, it's

55:14

a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke. Always

55:16

the and it's the stupidest fucking consumer.

55:18

No no offense. It's for the Valencia

55:21

shit too. Okay? Yeah. people are thinking that

55:23

is retarded. It was dumb of them to do it,

55:25

but people are thinking that behind the scenes,

55:27

there's like this a

55:28

lot like, we're gonna signal to

55:30

Peto's and Satan is in like the perfect fucking way. Okay. We're gonna get this costume

55:32

and it's like, bro, there's probably somebody that thought of

55:35

some dumb edgy fucking joke. or

55:37

some fucking inspired by some stupid fucking book that they did to think.

55:39

I don't think they're secretly signaling. And you

55:42

guys are showing everybody it. Yeah.

55:44

Like, you guys are doing it. not them.

55:46

What's that what I would have ignored? What does the

55:48

signal like, they tell me they're like, this is gonna

55:50

certainly, a mess is I'm like, what

55:52

what do you mean? That was my that

55:54

actually exactly my question early. So, like, let's say that they don't point it out. Let's

55:56

say the conservatives don't expose the hidden decision.

55:58

The message is that many fucking people are are

56:00

zooming in on the text or looking at

56:03

the cautions. It's like, god. I wanna

56:05

fuck a kid right now. I'm just I'm ill. communicating the idea. Exactly what

56:07

I wanted to fuck this. They've

56:09

always believed that

56:12

with music believed, if you listened to heavy metal or whatever the hell --

56:14

Yeah. -- there were secret messages --

56:16

Laid on that which hanger is

56:18

into Satanists -- Yeah. -- and

56:20

like, this how world

56:22

works. When did the switch happen with Radco? because

56:24

now when I turn on the radio and I hear rock, that's

56:26

the intro to every fucking conservative program.

56:29

Yeah. Those

56:29

are like the most degenerate fucking hippie

56:32

metal guys in the fucking world. Yeah. I don't

56:34

know. Welcome to the deep

56:36

state podcast. And you're like, yeah. So you guys

56:38

all love it now. Here's Matalika. Yeah. Here's

56:40

Matalika. Exactly. Trump wants to

56:42

murder drug dealers, none of them

56:44

battered and

56:46

I. Like, what do you Trump wants to make it He's

56:48

never gone. Yeah. Oh, we should

56:50

burn the flag. We shouldn't are in the flag.

56:52

should. Oh, yeah. Shouldn't. Yeah. I'm sorry. sir.

56:55

I misheard you. We also should not

56:58

kill drug dealers. Yeah. What was the other one?

57:00

Well, let's see. I remember the he said so

57:02

many kids. We're gonna kill the families

57:04

of terrorists. It's pretty off

57:06

the watch. Oh, I mean, if your jonter

57:08

commits an active tear Well, I see that

57:10

on all of my Twitter accounts. You're kind of suspended.

57:12

I'm permitted to perform this action. Motherfuckers.

57:15

Like, I got it. Thank you. I don't need to

57:17

see it anymore. This was the

57:19

Satan one. Jesus Christ. From

57:21

a Disney Do they really want you to think it was

57:23

an honest mistake? some of the

57:25

replies are, I worked for Disney. They don't make

57:28

mistakes. This is this is a

57:30

purposeful. And you're like, it's

57:32

a joke. from the Tim Allen's Santa Claus TV show -- Because

57:34

they had silence. -- all the crazy

57:36

ones and only the reasonable ones around and

57:38

honestly, I'm kind of bored of, like, making fun

57:40

of, like,

57:42

trans swimmers. Like, now -- Okay. -- you can get another trans, woman,

57:44

swimmer. At first, it's all

57:46

the skateboarders. That's interesting. No. It's just

57:48

the same thing with a different package. fair

57:51

enough. Like, it's it's gone. Like, I'm just, like,

57:54

fatigued on the things that

57:56

conservatives are making fun of, so

57:58

I

57:58

hate them now. I mean,

58:00

it's just exhausting when you're like, can't you just what are

58:02

the odds that a Balenciaga or whatever

58:04

the fuck is, like, running a

58:07

secret mind app campaign or

58:09

b, a photographer fucked around because he

58:12

thought it was, like, edgy. Funny or

58:14

edgy. You're stupid. Is edgy? Just run yeah.

58:16

It is

58:18

edgy. in a bad way and it's distasteful and I get it.

58:20

But, like, it always leads immediately into

58:22

well, that just means pizza game's real. And,

58:25

you know, no, it's not. That's

58:27

not proof of anything. I

58:29

saw this one today. This is a

58:31

man, a grown up man, James Lindsey.

58:33

Can you know what? still James?

58:35

I'm not gonna make fun of him this one time because he tweeted that

58:37

I should be on banned from Twitter. So -- Alright.

58:39

-- I'm gonna refrain from this section,

58:42

James Gibson. Thank you. you, James. Let me see.

58:44

No bad blood there.

58:46

No bad no bad bad bad buddy is

58:48

wearing a shirt that looks like a

58:50

sausage casing

58:52

around obviously, he hasn't been sized his shirts

58:54

since COVID and half year. Oh, America's

58:56

anti communist. Is that a

58:58

base AF? Is that the end of it?

59:00

Yeah. It's it was so

59:03

weird seeing this because I was like, oh, I remember

59:06

you, a conservative from when I was a

59:08

kid. I fucking

59:10

hate you.

59:12

Yeah. Yeah. It's almost as if the conservatives, like, really fucking

59:15

I mean, the Liberals also suck.

59:17

That's the problem. by

59:20

-- Yeah. -- the consortium is fucking weird

59:22

dumb way. Seeing the fiftieth epic

59:25

hilarious fucking SNL opening, making

59:27

fun of Trump was getting pretty

59:29

fucking old. Yeah. Like, at some point, it's like, we need

59:31

some better materials. How how do you define the

59:34

difference in that? Like In

59:36

what? I'm like, my hatred of conservatives is different from my hatred of

59:38

liberty. It is. It is. And it's hard

59:40

to define what that is. It's like,

59:43

Why

59:44

do why do conservatives feel like

59:46

it's it's both stupidity, but it's

59:48

different form. So I hate like I

59:50

hate about Liberals when they make me

59:54

do stuff. and I hate about conservatives that I can't make them do stuff. Like, I

59:56

can never make that guy feel bad for wearing that

59:58

shirt. Like, I'm a show. You

1:00:00

know, they should be able to.

1:00:02

But they everything you say

1:00:04

is like, well, you know my faith in Christ,

1:00:06

we'll just believe that.

1:00:08

Very sure that I want. I'm like, why the

1:00:10

hell it would god? or Christ, have

1:00:12

anything Absolutely. You don't get dumb. It's a very

1:00:14

good point. It's like arguing with

1:00:16

conservatives about them being dumb

1:00:18

feels pointless. And you it but if you

1:00:20

argue with the liberal about them feeling dumb, you know

1:00:22

you can hurt their feelings. Yeah. But

1:00:24

then there's so many

1:00:26

ways to hurt liberal feelings. but just

1:00:28

own it. Like, you're not educated, I know.

1:00:30

And the question is for brainwashing.

1:00:32

just didn't go to college. True.

1:00:36

I was like, okay. Well, fuck. I studied in the Church of God.

1:00:38

Yeah. It was the only book I

1:00:40

need. What did you say? I did.

1:00:42

Have you read a single study

1:00:45

in your life studies are gay. Yeah. Well,

1:00:47

that's the problem. It's the British

1:00:50

shit. That's true. It's the

1:00:52

inability to

1:00:54

get them. You can't get him on

1:00:56

anything. That's all. Like, I I was

1:00:58

arguing with some Nazi guy, and he's like, well, what

1:01:00

about this? And I'm like, well, that's a fake article.

1:01:02

That's a fake article. You made

1:01:04

that up. and he just goes, yeah, whatever groomer. And I'm like, do

1:01:06

you not wanna, like, do you

1:01:08

not wanna address the fact that I've

1:01:10

given you artices for, like, all

1:01:12

of these being fake and having made up,

1:01:14

like, the nosy steinburger

1:01:16

out the fucking article. And he's like, no, that's a

1:01:18

real guy. I'm sure. Yeah. I know he's time.

1:01:20

But one of the most popular journalists

1:01:22

out there knows the agenda and done. Right.

1:01:24

You're like, you can you you know

1:01:26

it's fake? And then and then yeah. Whatever. They call me. Yeah. There's no f.

1:01:28

Yeah. You'll be, like, oh, well, here's something from nature.

1:01:30

Here's the New England rule about us. And they'll be,

1:01:32

like, okay. But have you seen

1:01:34

WWW dot vaccines are for

1:01:36

fucking fit? Like, w w dot com

1:01:38

is to just say, well, you know, fuck

1:01:40

me. My god. I I actually missed

1:01:42

that in my research. I'm so sorry.

1:01:44

There's some things that they've been

1:01:46

actually for stopping the

1:01:48

pedal missed. ears my

1:01:50

eyes and my karate

1:01:52

band. Fine. You're right. Yo. Yeah. You

1:01:54

give him a second. Now, check out the seventh fucking

1:01:56

pornographic video Hunter Biden, I wanna show you.

1:01:58

It's like You see the last one? You're heading out. shoot. And he was yeah.

1:02:00

It was like, yes. Yes.

1:02:02

Exactly. Set.

1:02:04

You think about Hunter Biden's cock more than

1:02:06

the fucking Prostitency Fucks does. Holy shit. Their

1:02:10

their their port

1:02:12

obsession is wearline

1:02:14

pathological. And it is constant. We gotta

1:02:16

get it. It's ruining it's ruining the country. It's ruining the

1:02:18

country. It's ruining the country. It's like, alright, man. Let's

1:02:22

Okay. And, like, how do you know It's like it's ruining my life because I'm

1:02:24

watching it obsessively. Yeah. The obsession with porn,

1:02:26

or is it the obsession with the obsession

1:02:30

with I'm not sure what you should watch at this point, you know, doing

1:02:32

while you're ranting about it, like getting other

1:02:34

guys to rant about it. Like, I don't

1:02:36

like, this is weird. I

1:02:39

know what's weird and what's not weird and this is weird. I'd rather

1:02:41

be at a furry convention.

1:02:43

Yeah. Well, they're

1:02:46

more fun. Anyway, that's my problem. Conservative. They

1:02:48

cause the they cause the student debt problem

1:02:50

that they're always fucking They've caused a lot

1:02:52

of thinking about it because we're

1:02:54

on drugs. How

1:02:56

unpopular is the are the two people

1:02:58

that led those lawsuits to get the

1:03:01

student loan shits? Can

1:03:03

you imagine being that

1:03:06

I think it was a woman with one foot, like, hiding,

1:03:08

going in and out of cars, and every motherfucker's looking

1:03:10

at you with student loans. Like, I imagine

1:03:12

being their kids. They have kids. I think

1:03:14

that your mom had to Why'd your mom

1:03:16

do that? Why'd your mom take all that

1:03:19

slurry money away? No. That's

1:03:22

funny. do something about

1:03:24

that. Those are the PPP loans. Like,

1:03:26

that was fine. Like, the the lady knows they go yeah.

1:03:28

The ones that got, like, fifty thousand dollars

1:03:30

and and Yeah. Jeez. Same growing size.

1:03:32

That's wild. I love those though. Keep going. I

1:03:35

more PPP loans. I'm ready for a a real

1:03:37

job on that shit. I saw you were talking about

1:03:39

getting a PPP loan, and the

1:03:41

quartering said he was, like,

1:03:43

criticizing you for getting one, but I didn't he

1:03:46

ended up he must have

1:03:48

gotten them. I don't understand now when he was

1:03:50

criticizing you. I'm like, what the

1:03:52

There's a bunch of employees that have been

1:03:54

playing in fucking California. I'm pretty

1:03:56

sure my tax are higher than forty five percent of

1:03:58

fucking Europe. Yay. You better fucking believe that the

1:04:00

government's gonna give me any of that money back because

1:04:02

they're obviously not doing anything with it. Can I

1:04:04

still drive by fifty million fucking homeless people every day? I still scrape my bumper coming

1:04:07

out of every single fucking gas station. Okay.

1:04:09

I got rolling blackouts. I

1:04:12

got forest fires everywhere. I'm living in fucking hell over here and they're

1:04:14

taking forty eight percent of my fucking money. You

1:04:16

better believe I'm gonna reach with my dying

1:04:19

they get a twenty thousand dollars back from

1:04:21

those PPP loans. Okay? It's not

1:04:23

even real. Oh, yeah. They just

1:04:26

made numbers in

1:04:28

a database. Why would I not take it? What the fuck kind of

1:04:30

thinking is that? I don't understand. It's

1:04:32

consistent thinking. It's consistent thinking.

1:04:34

Like And I'm supposed

1:04:36

to not so that fucking American Airlines can have another

1:04:38

twenty five thousand dollars. But they can have that

1:04:40

anyway. Yep. There's no there's no

1:04:42

exhausting imaginary

1:04:44

numbers. Anyway,

1:04:46

that's my problem, conservative. I should've got

1:04:48

a PPP loan. You should have. I

1:04:50

fucked up. Your magic. Yeah. You have

1:04:52

was too shit. Not gonna give us to you. I could have invested hard, you know.

1:04:54

That was the way you had

1:04:56

invested it because if it was in a crypto,

1:04:59

You can't tell me. I'd be I'd be

1:05:02

boogey right now. I'm talking about my blood

1:05:04

cancer. You know what I

1:05:06

mean? Wait. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

1:05:08

It doesn't. No. No.

1:05:10

You didn't know. Like,

1:05:12

kind of cancer. Pancake.

1:05:16

Pancake. It's the good cancer.

1:05:18

he's fine. His his obesity will kill him before he's cancer. His obesity

1:05:20

will kill him before he's cancer. He got cancer

1:05:23

from injecting himself a

1:05:25

testosterone for his fatness.

1:05:28

Trust me all the objections to Deckard making fun of Booking's

1:05:30

cancer. Now see if it would've been

1:05:32

a little bit more.

1:05:35

Booking cancer like this. I haven't read

1:05:37

it anymore. Oh my god. But

1:05:38

then someone gave me a someone gave

1:05:40

me a picture of mine for boogie. I

1:05:42

don't like it. We have a boogie

1:05:45

hard. I It was was fucking leukemia, we could have looped it back around

1:05:47

of the bad blood. He

1:05:50

doesn't have bad blood. He doesn't have bad

1:05:52

blood. He just has bad blood. I

1:05:54

can't save. Bogue

1:05:55

has the the baddest blood of all. I

1:05:57

will say it was funny because I think the

1:05:59

last

1:05:59

video, it felt like

1:06:02

a fucking like, a a Tim

1:06:04

and Eric's kit. I

1:06:04

got crypto, like I got seven

1:06:09

thousand dollars. I'm fucking ready to go.

1:06:12

Actually, I got a new

1:06:13

fucking car. I got I'm ready to

1:06:15

go. you shut the fuck Oh,

1:06:17

one year later. You're not

1:06:19

gonna believe this one. You're

1:06:21

not gonna believe this one. So you know

1:06:23

the crypto investments. anyway,

1:06:25

when I wasn't gonna kill myself. Well,

1:06:28

update on that. I'm gonna get back to killing

1:06:30

myself again. Nice. looks aren't the only

1:06:32

thing with

1:06:34

chapters. My favorite line from Clone High. I've watched the

1:06:36

first two thirds of the MC Hammer behind

1:06:38

the music. And as I've learned,

1:06:40

the money never runs out.

1:06:44

The money runs out, boogie, and I am

1:06:46

sorry for What do you think about Crypto? It's I

1:06:49

love it. It's a lot of areas. What do

1:06:51

you like? in the area. is

1:06:53

that -- I agree. -- I love watching. It's like

1:06:56

every fucking every conversation

1:06:58

with the libertarian -- Yes. -- follow it

1:07:00

long enough. involves them rebuilding the government. Inevitably. Right.

1:07:02

Right. How do you resolve disputes between people?

1:07:04

Well, eventually, you probably need a third party that

1:07:06

you're given monopoly force over to blah blah

1:07:08

blah. Okay. And

1:07:10

watching the crypto world slowly relearn why it might be

1:07:12

a good idea to have some kind of financial protection

1:07:14

in place as the fifty seventh

1:07:17

massive crypto exchange. Wow. contracts

1:07:19

will do that.

1:07:25

Excuse me. My invoices on the Ethereum

1:07:27

chain. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's actually a digitally It's

1:07:30

been peer review. Yeah. It's been audited

1:07:32

by smart by It's like, hey,

1:07:35

papers have you read, actually. That compels all his money out

1:07:38

of FTX, but doesn't tell all his

1:07:40

buddies to maybe do the same. I don't give

1:07:42

investment advice.

1:07:44

Oh, alright. It's every

1:07:44

collapse by, like, hours. Oh, shit.

1:07:46

By, like, six hours, Voyager, FTX,

1:07:51

Celsius -- Yeah. Luna

1:07:54

to Luna was it I lost someone

1:07:56

in Luna because I was too drunk to

1:07:58

do the to do the

1:08:00

trade. That's true.

1:08:02

I didn't get burned too badly. I still

1:08:04

gotta want eight hundred bucks in chain link

1:08:06

tied up on Voyager. eight hundred bucks. Yeah.

1:08:08

You gotta dump in on chain link, man. That's I had

1:08:11

dumped in, but then they announced they were whatever

1:08:13

withdrawals and they started pulling

1:08:16

everything out. Okay. What are our problems? Bad

1:08:18

blood. Bad blood. Okay. Elon Musk. Elon Musk.

1:08:20

We didn't get to

1:08:22

talk

1:08:22

about him and I've And

1:08:24

-- There's so much to say. -- conservative. I don't wanna

1:08:26

shit on Elon too much just in case where it gets back

1:08:28

to him. You know? You know what?

1:08:30

I'm not gonna be grateful at all.

1:08:33

If you get on band. I'm a

1:08:35

but my first tweet is gonna be you. No. Fuck in your Oh.

1:08:41

Just use me to even die in his hands though, die in his white

1:08:43

hands. And she tweeted, okay. Actually, it died in my hands so

1:08:45

buckwheat. Yes. Does

1:08:47

that matter? I bet

1:08:50

they there's probably some passive Don't

1:08:52

really touch your passive. Probably better. Like, stolen valor get a little lives

1:08:54

left in. I mean, I've likewise have died in my hands.

1:08:59

Do you think they're there? And they're like, well, I wanted to die in my hands. I wanted to die in

1:09:01

my hands. Link with it. But was there some fighting over

1:09:03

that? Like, he

1:09:06

to blame. mean, you wanna be able to say your kid died in your arms.

1:09:08

That's that's a cool thing to be able to say.

1:09:10

Well, and it's also the fuck. Well, I mean, if

1:09:12

your kid's gonna die, you wanna at least

1:09:14

be able to have, like, a cool little

1:09:16

story about it and, like and as

1:09:18

I watched the life drain from him, I knew he was just sending to a diamond crystal prison and

1:09:21

quadrant alpha or

1:09:23

whatever the fuck. Where do

1:09:25

we like musculature you need? I don't know what the ashes of that kid on that Tesla that you need.

1:09:27

Fuck. Lost into space. No. Oh,

1:09:30

the ashtr. Okay. They have

1:09:32

ash shades

1:09:34

than on an ashtray. That's showing your age

1:09:36

a lot. I remember every single car at

1:09:38

an ashtray. Yeah. And airplanes. Oh, I

1:09:41

didn't remember that. You were not around

1:09:43

for airplanes having ashtrays. Were you around for smoking

1:09:45

on airplanes with a fuckers? shit. Oh, look it

1:09:47

up. That's crazy. Alright. wanna

1:09:50

hang out for some super chats? Yeah. Sure. So you got

1:09:53

time. Alright. Thanks, Ben. Well, thanks for everybody

1:09:55

for coming by. Don't forget Biggest

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We just recorded the biggest problem

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in Christmas. It

1:10:06

was so low energy though. I

1:10:08

thought it was good. It was good, but it was

1:10:10

very It was a It's an easy lesson today. So well, destiny

1:10:14

brought the energy. I think. Yeah. Wait. This was low energy. No.

1:10:16

Our bonus episode was a small It was

1:10:18

an easy lesson. But if you wanna check

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that out, an easy lesson.

1:10:23

It's an easy lesson. Right? Sounds crap.

1:10:25

It was such a great upholdism. Oh, you know, people just don't

1:10:27

have them boring. Dreams anymore. I've got

1:10:30

these lessons. These lessons. Are

1:10:34

you gonna be friends in the show? Goddamn it.

1:10:36

Are you gonna be friends with Nick Fuentes again?

1:10:38

Do you think Fuentes? Sorry. See where he'll

1:10:41

come crawling back. yeah, loses interest in his

1:10:43

project in, like, a month or two. He'll be

1:10:45

back soon. think that collaboration is gonna stick

1:10:48

around. Oh, yeah. And I also

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wanna remind people, please vote on the problems at biggest

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to your whims. What's one nice thing about

1:11:02

Nick for anticipating the show? One nice thing about Nick. Yeah. Not like a

1:11:06

boy old to his friends. Okay. I love watching him run off the podcast to

1:11:08

make sure he's a good friend here. I don't know if

1:11:10

that was loyalty. I think that was Fingers

1:11:13

crossed out of

1:11:16

his loyalty. that was

1:11:18

a puppy going. Masters running awful. You guys are so jealous, both of you. Yeah. I'm jealous of

1:11:23

Nick Four answers. fantas. Fantas. What?

1:11:25

Like like a real compliment? Not with a bunch not with

1:11:28

a snarky rejoinder.

1:11:30

The real real compliment.

1:11:32

Yeah. about

1:11:34

Nick. I already said he's got great comedic time and not destiny.

1:11:37

Well, I'm helping as well. The

1:11:39

intros to his show are

1:11:41

really cool. There you go. My son watched,

1:11:43

like, thirty minutes of him when he was baiting for fucking Yay to be on his dog shit fucking podcast. What does

1:11:45

he play for an

1:11:48

intro? Like, you

1:11:50

put an insult to him. Jesus. So Really

1:11:52

bad. Really bad. Really bad a compliment.

1:11:55

bad a compliment. He

1:11:58

he's very charismatic. There you go. Okay. Alright.

1:12:00

He's Oh, not see alright, Josh.

1:12:02

And he got hammered. Well, they're they're

1:12:04

the most scared. the most charismatic. That's

1:12:06

the problem. You don't have much else

1:12:09

going for you when are your nazis? I

1:12:11

mean, you guys are good and they speak well. Yeah. I don't get why it's

1:12:14

like a Holocaust denial is like a Nazi thing. Like, that wouldn't be the

1:12:16

opposite?

1:12:17

like that wouldn't be the opposite

1:12:19

Well, it all got it for it.

1:12:20

Yeah. There'd be like It actually wasn't six

1:12:22

million. We killed fifth killed last two million.

1:12:25

Yeah. What wouldn't it be, like, for getting off

1:12:27

of the trans and all the gays and all the alright, you

1:12:29

can find you guys get a I think if you

1:12:31

were a Nazi back

1:12:34

in the day, would be like, no. We're not doing that. It's like, get out

1:12:36

of here. What are you talking about? Not

1:12:38

not seeing anymore. Okay. What a great show.

1:12:40

Cool for two. Thank you all for not

1:12:42

killing yourselves another great week of being alive.

1:12:44

care for over ten. Let's go. John or mister Tan,

1:12:46

Destiny, thank you for making fun to as huge. It's all thanks to

1:12:48

you. He had no fans

1:12:50

before meeting his biggest fan. Biggest.

1:12:54

True. Very true. That I could be the

1:12:56

love doctor there, make the go. Hey, man. Sneaker. I got

1:12:58

them both connected. You know? Oh, yeah. Sneaker is cool

1:13:00

too. David Gomez for five. Praise Allah. We pray no.

1:13:02

how does Destiny feel about the negative impact the legal immigration

1:13:04

has on the black community? Well, if you didn't

1:13:07

forget to ask you that, Destiny.

1:13:09

What's the joke. Exactly, George, do you care about the negative effects of illegal

1:13:11

immigration on black people? What

1:13:16

a question? he

1:13:18

does so many famous appearances that he doesn't

1:13:20

even remember his famous

1:13:22

appearances. Steve Cott. Seth

1:13:25

shot in Shalla. I don't know if we're

1:13:27

doing a call to prayer today, guys. David

1:13:29

Gomez for two, I'm starting

1:13:32

hashtag release all the stand

1:13:34

up. I am editing it together now. All the live show we did

1:13:36

stand up. Okay. And then we're gonna put it

1:13:38

on there. Alex Sill suede for two released stand

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up. Cameron's content up for five or

1:13:42

at least all the stand up. SOXOL

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got it. Axel Schwab again for ten.

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Release all the stand up.

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Alright. Jared Wickersham for

1:14:02

ten. release all the stand up. Those comics didn't want their jokes

1:14:04

to die, they shouldn't have told me.

1:14:06

I don't know if Do you know

1:14:08

this thing with stand up comedians? You're not supposed

1:14:10

to post material because then you're burning it because then they might do a show later

1:14:12

and somebody heard the joke they already did. I

1:14:15

I can kind of understand

1:14:16

that but damn in

1:14:18

the world of cellphones. That feels inevitable. Yeah. Like, you would have to collect phones at the door to

1:14:20

keep that This is why stand up because now

1:14:22

did, and it was awesome. I went to Chapelle Hollywood

1:14:24

Bowl, and they they did they

1:14:27

give you, like, little bags well,

1:14:29

technically sealed. But these lower activity

1:14:30

shows so much better. I don't know. They gotta get over it. Evil fossil for

1:14:32

a big fifty five fifty

1:14:34

five says Destiny is Mike candidate

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with a

1:14:40

happy face thing.

1:14:42

Nice. Cosmic Dogaran for

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two Dick Love's laughter,

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slaughter. And Yeah. Use those things. Spell them together. Evil fossil

1:14:49

for eleven eleven, happy

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face. Mhmm. Schwab

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winkle for twenty, Don't catch you guys live enough, but you guys are great. Remember, you

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give half of this mister girl night happening.

1:14:58

I'm gonna have him. Mister Tronka for

1:15:01

five very cool hat,

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Vito. Thank you. my mega

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man hat. Shut up. I just needed a hat. It's a good hat. But whole weave for two,

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tell the ALLAPD that

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masterpieces eats mealy b

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hole. Not hole. Okay. Helios

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for five, my three favorite man,

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a hippie, a factorial YouTuber, and

1:15:21

a cat Peteah. Wonderful. Riley for fifty.

1:15:23

You know, you should really wrestle Tony from hacked the movies while

1:15:25

you are both stealing your prime. Oh, that was from

1:15:27

mint salad. We

1:15:30

all know. Thank you, mint. CalBacs are free. shit. What do you think about wrestling?

1:15:32

I'm not wrestling. Tony from hacked the move. What about

1:15:34

wrestling? He's gonna even pose that or I

1:15:36

could I could maybe be tied

1:15:38

into a wrestling promotion. No. Ralph is

1:15:40

doing this WrestleMania. Ralfo RalfoMANa. RalfoMANa. Are they what

1:15:42

are they gonna act like it's not a perfect portman too.

1:15:45

Right? What else?MANa? pretty

1:15:48

good. Okay. what

1:15:50

are they gonna be doing? Is it like a wrestling match? Well, when you say real, real wrestling scripted,

1:15:55

are they gonna Well, let's

1:15:57

quasi scripted. Like, there's gonna be, like, I think he's teaming

1:15:59

up with, like, a a

1:15:59

amateur wrestling

1:16:03

league or, like, single

1:16:06

a ball wrestling league. Okay. And then

1:16:08

he's gonna work in bits for

1:16:10

the show. Like, Alex Stein is

1:16:12

wrestling a woman or something like that.

1:16:14

I think there is an element of ralpomania in it, but it's being subs

1:16:19

it's being like It's been guys to

1:16:21

dress up, like, heels, like, these -- Seriously. -- Israeli. I'm not comin' you know. Oh, I don't

1:16:23

know. I'm just guessing. Oh, okay. I don't know. But I

1:16:25

know someone's gonna, like, break their neck. I know

1:16:28

it's legit. I

1:16:31

might break my neck. You're not gonna

1:16:33

be wrestling. You're wrestling. Wow. You're just

1:16:35

gonna you'll probably get right behind

1:16:37

it. I feel like you suffered so

1:16:39

many injuries over the past couple years. I

1:16:41

think it's gonna be a bunch of amateur guys and they're

1:16:43

all gonna end up dead. And, hey, then when you wanna see the

1:16:45

better show Yeah. You're not gonna buy

1:16:47

a ticket to watch maybe

1:16:50

Kanye is, well, he's gonna wrestle or is he gonna commentate? He's gonna commentate? I don't think he's gonna razzle. Well, I hope not. I don't I do

1:16:53

wanna see

1:16:56

the lineup. Kyle Baxter

1:16:57

for five. Good evening, guys. Good to see you all again. Hope you're having a nice holiday

1:16:59

season. We are. My cut for five. Big problems. plastic dividers

1:17:04

between Plain's seats to stop the spread, but really

1:17:06

is to stop people of size spilling under your seat. As a fat man, I agree.

1:17:08

I I would wish I had

1:17:10

better ways

1:17:11

to contain my girth. like

1:17:14

a cubby for you guys. I'll bring, like,

1:17:16

a backpack and use it to

1:17:18

create dividers for my for myself.

1:17:20

Pop quiz for twenty, I hate change.

1:17:22

or the fuck that means. Max a Man in Cheese for twenty

1:17:24

shout out to the fan whose car was stolen at

1:17:26

the live show. Right? Steve was locking up

1:17:29

the Mexic Club guy walks up to a sad

1:17:31

and can fused. Told us he couldn't find his car. I had to

1:17:33

go, but hope it worked out. Jesus.

1:17:35

Wait. Did our live show

1:17:38

somebody's car got stolen? I

1:17:40

guess. How?

1:17:42

Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. Logan Lee. I didn't but it doesn't mean Ralph's live

1:17:45

show. I

1:17:48

don't know. No

1:17:49

hours. Logan Lehman's for five. Glad I could finally catch a live episode

1:17:51

all five to Vito's Q tip fun. Absolutely. CG five. Vito

1:17:53

talks about mister girl like

1:17:55

a battered wife Like,

1:17:57

I'm the badder wife or he is. You're the badder. You're definitely a badder wife, and that's it. Absolutely. because I

1:18:00

everyone to love him and then

1:18:02

he does things

1:18:03

where they clearly don't. Like,

1:18:06

she tries to, like, ruin her life. I don't wanna do it. I

1:18:09

don't wanna know. It's a whole thing. I

1:18:11

think that's a little far

1:18:14

for, like, a woman. I think.

1:18:16

It reminds me of the it reminds me of the

1:18:18

There was no bad news. number on some fucking TV

1:18:20

show. What were they talking about? And, like, it's

1:18:22

horrible. What happened with the Catholic church shit?

1:18:25

or something. And he was like, I thought the horrible

1:18:27

part was the child wait. But you know, he said, I'm like a morning show. Yeah. I was like, yeah. That is

1:18:29

probably the worst

1:18:32

part. Yeah. Dwab

1:18:33

wankel for five, the little same nonspecific ethnicity

1:18:35

guy, turning lights red for Destiny, is denying

1:18:37

his unbanked. He is. He's

1:18:39

working on it. Yeah. Jack

1:18:42

Rockstar for five. Glad Sean's Twitter account is coming

1:18:44

back. One of these problems were as big

1:18:46

as yellow, dry erase, markers. Horace McGee

1:18:49

for five Destiny is pals with low

1:18:51

tier god. Oh, I love that low tier god on an episode of the future. Stinky

1:18:54

poopy face for five.

1:18:58

This is the best podcast in the universe. Mattox

1:19:00

is a doo doo head. Got

1:19:03

him. Helios for ten best episode yet.

1:19:05

Can we get a call prayer. I don't know

1:19:07

if we're gonna do it. Not at all. We're gonna hit

1:19:09

refresh. Get your superchuts in the last minute, but I

1:19:11

wanna thank everybody for

1:19:13

coming to have a great show. you ever done a call

1:19:15

to prayer? Tested me? I don't think so. Even though my community

1:19:17

is called the Daily Ben, maybe we should. Islamic call

1:19:19

to prayer? We might might we just

1:19:21

share it. Let's let me just

1:19:24

stay safe. This is not a

1:19:26

good bit. Let me just fire. Call to prayer. Islamic call

1:19:30

to prayer. Why do not bookmark it. because I never I'm

1:19:32

gonna do it again because it's so

1:19:34

offensive. And we do it again

1:19:36

every time. And the

1:19:39

fans seem to love

1:19:41

Oh, wow. It was a lot

1:19:43

more a super chance.

1:19:44

wow a lot more supergiant

1:19:46

We're

1:19:48

getting through. We're we're we're banging through. No.

1:19:50

It's not too many. John's o five black power fist for the Ralph and Mel hell Ralph sincerely

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the gunk guardian. Gunk

1:19:56

guarding gunarding December. That's what it is. What's happening?

1:19:58

Yep. Michael Winnie for five to another hour, U.

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F.lers. No. Car for

1:20:02

over twenty. Nice to meet

1:20:04

Destiny. Thanks

1:20:06

for the laugh tonight, guys. Well, thank you, Karen. You're

1:20:08

welcome. Brian Doctor Five says, play the

1:20:11

Vito's Twitter Stinger. Now next week

1:20:13

for that. John delta five, Ab troops

1:20:15

is here and Kurt get used to it. David Gomez too. There are more gays on the

1:20:17

show than

1:20:18

not this week in Cooper

1:20:20

two. Thank

1:20:23

you all for not killing yourselves. Guys, what a

1:20:26

show? We've had here today. I

1:20:28

think

1:20:28

our blessed a la

1:20:30

would smile upon this show.

1:20:33

and the comedy

1:20:36

we

1:20:36

have brought to our

1:20:39

audience. Look at it. put

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it in him

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, the manga right

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now

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america

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celebrating my favorite of my left handouts. You are gonna have left

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rightouts at the show. A

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temple To play with

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my Rechikiki guesting.

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distaking the consonants

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there. What in

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the list of favorite supporters right there

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at the end. Once again, I wanna remind you guys, please vote

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number one or You win the championship championship. Yeah. You come back. That's

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how you can do tennis. Okay.

1:22:06

There you go. Mister Girl will stop.

1:22:10

You defeat all the allegations if you

1:22:12

win. That's the way you defeat all.

1:22:14

He has to come on and give

1:22:16

a round vote. I will say if

1:22:18

I if Assuming he adds to the end of this, and I'm clean. I'm like the

1:22:20

least rape person, like, in the fucking

1:22:22

one. because who's been vetted dad

1:22:25

fucking hard? Like, that'll be, like, my that'll be

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my fucking That's gonna change.

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You're gonna fire verification advantage of

1:22:32

honoring. I have the mister

1:22:34

girl clean. This guy's DMing women. This guy's messaging me,

1:22:36

like, fuck. Okay. There are women messaging me,

1:22:38

like, hey, do you this guy's messaging? He's

1:22:40

like, oh my god. Is he accusing us of having

1:22:42

sex? Like, what we did? And I'm like,

1:22:44

Oh, yeah. I guess we did. I remember. Yeah. I remember happy to

1:22:46

you. And I feel like this is like a team up that you guys have to you brag

1:22:51

about yourself. actual explants. Yeah. Let's have this great, like, bit

1:22:53

that we do, where you dredge up all

1:22:55

these sexual encounters I've

1:22:57

ever had. What if he sends you a

1:22:59

certificate of the hang up, like girl verified clean. True. There she should make that.

1:23:02

He could sell them. He could. I donate

1:23:04

fifty bucks. I don't want one. He could have a

1:23:06

picture of himself on it and everything shirtless of

1:23:08

that. I

1:23:10

think it's just

1:23:10

like a poor guy from the fairly odd parents. It's like my parents getting divorced all over again.

1:23:12

That's how it feels. Yeah. Who's your

1:23:14

dad? When your parents get divorced, they

1:23:19

try to out use a rapist. Was that before?

1:23:21

I know the court proceedings

1:23:23

had a period passed

1:23:26

pretty quickly. That's good. Dad was doing

1:23:28

everything he could to win custody. And then he's like, oh, my kid

1:23:30

is a virgin. He goes, my kid. There you go. Let's get

1:23:33

it. Daseke, thank you so much for coming

1:23:35

by. Yeah. Thanks, Chris, man. Vote

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a Biggest dot show and check out the bonus episode, which we'll post later this week, I suppose.

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When we when we're

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putting up the bonus episode.

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Yeah. Easy to listen to these

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listen. coast to coast check

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out of

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all this Like NPR is

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an easy listen. Like, that's good. You

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cross lubes? Yeah.

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the bonus episode. True. Yeah. It's fine

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on how to

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coin, only on the bonus episode. Okay. Goodbye. Good night everybody. Hey,

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guys.