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Lonnie and I both bought spicy Jody shirts

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I'm glad you brought that up because

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the back of the shirt. Which

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you do because I would hate

3:29

that. Yeah.

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shirt up until about noon yesterday.

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Christopher Durang play where

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she played a nun. I had a photograph

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of her and these other women, Alice Gosling,

4:12

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it is a common thing for shirt designs to end

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4:36

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some people that were like bootstrap

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them free so they can sell the cares

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before they're like of negative value and start

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I know when they become penny stock

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you mean yeah, well, it's rapidly on its

8:10

way to becoming a Didn't

8:12

open it like $70 a share and

8:15

it's under it's certainly under 40. Oh,

8:17

yeah I mean that's insane amount. It's lost all

8:19

this gain since the IPO. That's

8:21

gone. It's been erased. So Its

8:24

lowest point today was $32 And

8:27

but right now it seems to be dead

8:30

cat bouncing right now Yeah,

8:33

yeah, it's at $33 right now, but

8:35

it's still down for the day. It's

8:37

down 2.56% for the And

8:47

a big doggy in my mouth

8:49

laughing and laughing I Guess

8:52

the stock fell even further when they realized there was

8:54

no chance. OJ Simpson was gonna buy an account I'm

9:02

still laughing. Sorry That's

9:06

just me every morning every time I

9:08

log on and look at the NASDAQ

9:10

look at this stock value of DJT

9:13

And I even funnier because they did DJT so

9:15

it's like you know, it's Donald Trump and

9:17

so that's what's even funnier about yes

9:19

Yes, right his stupid initials right next

9:21

to the failing stock price That is

9:24

one of the greatest things about this

9:26

whole saga is you know And it's

9:28

good thing to wake up in the morning and have

9:30

something positive to look at and

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you know If you don't have a favorite

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TV show that you're following along that you're

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binging try this one All you got to

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do is go to Google and type in

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the word colon because that'll give you a different result

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but The

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actual punctuation you want to type in

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there and then follow

9:53

and enjoy get a beverage

9:55

some popcorn Because

9:57

this is something joyful that we can

9:59

all look at. It

10:01

is a full-owned shot and throw

10:03

to Sunday. Of course. I

10:06

mean, the thing is, he is running to

10:08

be the steward of the economy. I was

10:10

screaming about this on Jon Fugelsend's show last

10:12

night. This guy wants

10:14

to be in charge of the economy, and there

10:16

are millions of people out there going, yeah,

10:19

this is the guy. This is the guy

10:21

I want in charge of the economy, the

10:23

guy who hasn't run a successful business in

10:25

his entire life, who's been adjudicated a business

10:28

fraud, who goes on trial next week for

10:30

a separate instance of business fraud,

10:33

who presided over a manufacturing recession

10:36

and a deep economy-wide recession, a

10:38

guy who lost three million jobs, the

10:40

worst jobs record of any president. And

10:44

that's the guy, the guy

10:46

whose social media company went

10:48

public and has proceeded to

10:50

just shit the bed every

10:53

day since that IPO. Incredible

10:55

that there are stupid, stupid people

10:58

out there who are like, yes,

11:01

that's our guy. Dummies. It's

11:03

sad. Yes. It's nice of

11:06

him to do it right in the fiscal year,

11:08

so that we can point at it

11:10

and laugh and just be like, okay, dude, you're

11:12

the guy that wants to run the economy, but

11:14

you can't make money with

11:16

your own social media company and

11:18

your own walled garden of subscribers.

11:20

Like, forget it. The only

11:22

way he makes money is people donating. Right. But

11:25

wait, there's still more. The

11:28

headline that was published yesterday

11:30

says, Trump no longer on

11:32

Bloomberg Billionaires' Index after Troats'

11:35

Central Stock Plata. Indeed.

11:39

Yeah. That's,

11:42

you know, he

11:45

woke up furious. Yeah.

11:52

Like, there are bottles of ketchup that are quivering,

11:56

terrified and traumatized in Mar-a-Lago

11:59

today. like sitting there on the side

12:01

tables like, oh god, please not me, not

12:03

today. Well, he goes, they're in the cabinet

12:06

and when he opens the cabinet to reach

12:08

in to grab one of the ketchup bottles,

12:10

they all sort of back away into the

12:12

corner, into the deepest corner of the cabinet,

12:14

just cowering and shaking because they know what's

12:16

next. He's probably really, really

12:19

upset because Jeff Bezos' ex-wife is

12:21

on the list. Oh! Wow.

12:25

And she gives, she wants to give all

12:27

her money away. I mean, she's given a

12:29

billion dollars already to charities. She's amazing.

12:32

Oh, good for her, yeah. That's kind of amazing. She's

12:34

amazing. She's a lovely,

12:36

lovely female person and she,

12:39

you know, she helped build Amazon with her

12:41

ex-husband so that's when she got a piece

12:44

of that and whatever

12:46

they decided with their marriage divorce, probably just

12:48

a piece of Amazon, but a piece of

12:50

Amazon is worth billions of dollars and she's

12:53

earned it. It's not like she just married

12:55

into it. She earned that money. But

12:58

I like her because she keeps donating a

13:00

billion dollars a year practically and

13:03

no other billionaires are donating that

13:05

kind of money. I mean,

13:07

they donate money, most of them, but

13:09

not that kind of change. Right.

13:13

Well, I'm sure Donald Trump is

13:15

interested in doing something like that

13:17

except his idea of donating money

13:19

is buying life-size portraits of himself.

13:21

Right, right, right. That's what he does with his

13:24

charity. And he

13:26

has, wait, he has until when to come

13:28

up with the bond still because his daughter

13:30

is still not loaning him that fucking money.

13:32

That's right, 22. I think it's April 22

13:34

when that happens. She's got it. She

13:37

and her hubby have that change. They just know

13:39

he won't pay it back. What about Mr.

13:41

Hankey's money? Yeah, that's

13:43

right. Mr. Hankey's money is being rejected. Yeah,

13:47

it's not happening because they,

13:49

well, first of all, they failed to provide

13:51

certain information about... They're

13:53

not New York based. I mean, there's a lot.

13:56

So there's going to be a hearing on the 22nd about

13:59

this. it'll be determined whether or not

14:01

they're going to try to collect the whole amount. Because what

14:03

the other thing they did is they

14:05

lied. I think

14:07

Donald Trump lied. I think Donald Trump's team

14:09

lied or maybe withheld important

14:12

information when they were appealing

14:14

the size of the bond.

14:17

They didn't reveal that Mr.

14:20

Hankey was prepared to pay the entire

14:22

whatever it was, half a billion

14:26

dollar bond. They withheld

14:28

that information from the court. That

14:32

is the other thing that's causing

14:34

that particular bond payer, Mr. Hankey,

14:36

to be frickin'

14:41

from me. No, of course not.

14:43

It's like Christmas poop. Are you kidding me? Hi!

14:46

You guys smell so pretty

14:48

just like flowers. What did you say, David?

14:52

Oh, just your Christmas

14:54

poop who's constantly high. We seem to forget

14:56

that part. Is the Christmas poop

14:58

constantly high? No, no, no. Talley

15:01

is high. Talley is high. Okay. Talley

15:04

is high. Mr. Hankey is just lovely even

15:06

though he spreads poop everywhere. Mr. Hankey is

15:08

a very nice piece of shit.

15:11

No, it's Talley who is

15:14

always wasted. That's right. In

15:16

fact, David, you were corrected on the

15:18

Patreon page for mistaking Mr. Talley. Talley?

15:21

I got the thank you because I

15:23

don't remember Talley ever talking. No,

15:26

he did, but he was really stoned and his

15:28

eyes were always pink. There

15:30

are so many things about South Park that I need to

15:32

catch up on. I didn't see the whole Talley arc. I'm

15:36

familiar with Mr. Hankey, obviously, as you can tell

15:38

from the last two or three weeks of shows,

15:41

but Talley is one that I'm not entirely familiar with.

15:43

Oh, you'll love Talley. He's funny. Okay,

15:46

let's go from the Christmas poo

15:48

to completely

15:50

inappropriate segue to the Arizona

15:53

abortion law. There's

15:55

no delicate way to go from these two.

15:57

That law is poo. Yes. to

16:00

watch the Republicans run

16:03

terrified away from this thing,

16:06

which is a pure political

16:08

calculation on their behalf. You

16:11

know, this is like the Republicans

16:13

proposing this border security legislation, Joe

16:16

Biden agreeing to sign it, and

16:18

then Donald Trump saying, oh, wait,

16:20

no, it's an election year. We

16:22

need the issue. So the emergency

16:24

can wait because Donald Trump needs

16:26

to escape prison. That's

16:29

why that all happened. So obviously

16:31

this is a party that's geared

16:34

toward political considerations and not actually

16:36

any sort of urgency regarding emergencies

16:38

or anything like that. So

16:41

it's an 1864 law that has

16:44

been sitting around. That was when

16:46

Arizona was a territory. And

16:48

then I think it was codified as

16:50

state law, something like 50 years later,

16:52

but still it's ancient.

16:54

It's archaic. It's a law for when

16:56

women can vote and people were human

16:59

chattel slaves. And I just, I

17:01

just, I don't know. It's funny. I like

17:03

watching Carrie Lake just because she's like, she's

17:06

here. She's like cross the legs, give him the

17:08

calves and the heel and then go, I'm really

17:11

thrilled that we have a law. The book's

17:14

already a good law for, you know, as

17:16

you expect her to go, you know, Carrie

17:18

Lake action tenders. Cause she

17:20

never stops with the TV

17:22

voice. Like, right. Right. Here's,

17:25

here's, this is a couple of years ago. This is Carrie

17:27

Lake talking about 22. Yeah. Carrie

17:30

Lake talking about the Dobbs decision and

17:32

the would be Arizona law

17:34

that would go into effect if

17:36

Roe is repealed. Let's listen to this. Obviously,

17:38

I think Roe v Wade should be overturned.

17:40

And I think the Supreme court, I have

17:42

a good feeling that they're going to do the right thing

17:44

this time. And again, what

17:47

I'll echo what Steve just said. We have a great

17:49

law on the books right now. That happens. We

17:51

will be a state where we will

17:53

not be taking the lives of our

17:56

unborn anymore. Yeah. Carrie

17:58

Lake action 10 news. They

18:00

caught the car is what's happened here. They've

18:02

got the car in their mouths, the bumper

18:04

of the car and they're like oh fuck,

18:07

were being dragged along now, like to

18:09

thank God only what they wanted and they're

18:11

like oh shit, This is exactly what we

18:13

want it. So now what she's saying is

18:16

she said I oppose today's ruling. I'm

18:18

calling on Tt Hobbes and the State

18:20

legislature to come up with an immediate

18:22

common sense solutions that Arizona and can

18:25

support. To wait, Wait. such. A

18:27

business or you want to get it or

18:29

other. Than relying on a democratic

18:31

governor and as his these is

18:34

t. Legislature. Yeah

18:36

to do that. Whereas the democrats

18:38

did bring up that many republicans

18:40

in a legislator least I can

18:42

talk might have been up since

18:44

one thirty. The legislature ah, the

18:46

republican stopped it said i even

18:48

if they couldn't do it because

18:50

they don't have a democratic majority

18:52

hi Arizona, vote them in. Exactly

18:55

right when the rubber hits

18:57

the road. The Republicans want

18:59

this law to be in

19:01

effect. Just Cedric the Great

19:03

Just He drug or tweeted

19:05

yesterday he says republicans quote

19:07

abortion laws should be left

19:09

up to the states than

19:11

Arizona supreme Court outlaw abortion.

19:13

Republicans will mean an election

19:15

year. Of

19:17

a success That sisters. That's absolutely the

19:19

truth. So let's listen to what happened,

19:22

a news conference, or with those guys.

19:24

Arizona Governor and the I saw Katie

19:26

Hobbes on Lawrence Or.all of the night

19:28

that this was a an active by

19:30

the zebra numbering out with like a

19:32

line of five women yes ever like

19:34

to do that the female Duran Duran

19:36

of rage I mean he were all

19:38

at one wouldn't was so angry that

19:40

see consists of fidgeting yeah like a

19:42

seat like would would she would like

19:44

to her eyes would start the bold

19:46

first second and Sybil exactly i the

19:48

zebra just as in her mouth was

19:50

started going or draw would work and

19:52

I was like this and republicans. You

19:54

have really really really suck your

19:57

dick and the meat grinder? Nice.

20:00

They don't realize that the

20:03

sooner the closer the actual

20:05

election gets here, the more women that

20:07

don't know what's happening because there are

20:09

women in Texas that think that there

20:11

are exceptions. And by the

20:13

way, I'm on record for saying fuck

20:15

exceptions. You should be able to get a fucking abortion.

20:18

Oh, yeah. No matter what.

20:20

Yeah. So exceptions don't make that. That's

20:22

just I hate that. I hate it. But

20:24

even Texas doesn't do that. The

20:27

only thing Arizona does is for the life

20:29

of the mother, which how do you define that? I

20:32

know that's a bullshit exception. And you know why? Because

20:35

the fact that all other abortions are

20:37

illegal and there's so much scrutiny against

20:41

doctors who maybe once performed abortion.

20:43

I don't know it doesn't have any more. Yeah.

20:46

Well, no doctors are going to perform lifesaving

20:48

abortions in that state. None

20:50

of them because they don't want to

20:52

be intimidated. They don't want to be

20:54

harassed. They don't want to be investigated

20:57

by state law. And

21:00

I know Katie Hobbs has pledged not

21:02

to enforce this law. They're

21:05

going to be scrutinized. They're going to

21:07

be watched. They're going to be observed

21:09

by the wide range of zealots in

21:11

many of these states. So

21:13

yeah, no, the exception is not even

21:16

going to be a thing. That's not even going

21:18

to apply. This isn't a cross the board abortion

21:20

ban. There are ostensibly

21:22

no exceptions for this. And

21:24

plus it criminalizes abortion. There

21:26

are criminal penalties for

21:28

aiding and abetting an abortion. Oh,

21:30

it's like a frat boy haircut, dude.

21:33

Yeah. No, it wasn't. He

21:35

stole Frank Luntz's toupee. That's

21:37

what that is. It's the same toupee. It's like

21:39

he walked into the toupee store and said, yes,

21:41

give me the Frank Luntz. And

21:44

that's what he got. It's also known as the Fisher

21:46

Price Man toupee because it

21:48

looks like a Fisher Price Man's

21:50

hair. Okay, let's listen

21:52

into the Larry Kudlow program on

21:54

whatever it is. Fox Business. Is

21:56

it? Here we go.

21:59

Greenland. up there

22:01

and they got a lot

22:03

of valuable minerals. I don't want to predict

22:05

an outcome. I'm just saying the president who

22:08

knows a thing or two about buying

22:10

real estate wants to

22:13

take a look. I know. Low

22:15

interest rates, no inflation virtually

22:17

no inflation. So

22:19

I actually think it's a pretty good story. Again

22:22

let me echo my theme. Let's not

22:24

be afraid of some optimism. I don't

22:27

know what my dealer said. That'll be $150

22:30

Larry and I'm not waiting for the money this time. Here's

22:36

the actual clip. We're done fucking around. Here

22:38

we go. I mean this is tricky business.

22:41

How does this play out? It hurts Trump

22:43

for a few days and then people start to realize this

22:45

is not the worst thing in the world. He

22:47

may come at you. Oh my god. Oh my

22:50

fucking god. No,

22:54

no, you choke to death on a toilet man

22:56

dude. No, no. I'm

22:58

not a fresh toilet man. I want this guy to choke

23:00

to death on an old toilet man. Yeah.

23:04

You're an old cake. Oh god. Let's

23:06

try this again. I mean this is tricky business. How does

23:08

this play out? It hurts Trump

23:10

for a few days and then people start to realize this

23:12

is not the worst thing in the world. He

23:15

may come out. He'll come out again. Says I'm

23:17

going to. Oh no maybe he won't. Remember his point

23:19

was the legend. Oh we're going to get to that

23:21

in a second. We're going to talk about Trump's cold

23:23

water. He ever think about

23:25

shit? Like really

23:29

think about it? He

23:31

says shit is tricky

23:33

man. Tricky fucking

23:36

business. Good god.

23:38

Talk about tone death. Why eat dickheads?

23:41

It's almost like the richer they are the worse the hair

23:43

gets. Because no one

23:45

is going to be like sir. They

23:47

don't have any gays. They're going to be permission to

23:49

speak freely. No one believes

23:51

that hair anymore. I'm sitting here as a guy

23:53

whose hair is thinning a little bit but I

23:56

swear to god if I ever wake

23:58

up in the morning and I pick up that. Frank

24:01

Luntz, Fisher Price Man, toupee, and

24:03

stick it on my head and go, hey, that's pretty good.

24:06

Please karate chop me in the neck and

24:08

destroy the toupee in the process. The Mr. Todball

24:10

toupee. We'll just get you that. That's the

24:12

Mr. Todball toupee. Oh my

24:15

God, that is perfect. That

24:17

is so funny. Oh God. All right, let's get

24:19

back to you. Yeah. It's like the guy that

24:22

we've heard the messenger of the website that they

24:24

were going to, it's the brilliant

24:26

business idea for 2007 that they launched in 2023. Yeah.

24:30

And it bought like 93,000 square feet

24:32

of Manhattan real estate. And it's just the whole thing.

24:34

The guy that owns it, it's like 93 years

24:36

old and it's

24:38

got like shoe polish colored hair, like

24:40

brown shoe polish. Is his name Rudy

24:43

Giuliani? Is that? No, his name is

24:45

Jimmy Finkelstein. Oh, you

24:47

just made that up, didn't you? No, I

24:49

just swear to God. I swear to God,

24:51

Google it. Okay. It's like the main picture

24:53

that comes up when you Google the guy.

24:56

It's just like, it's ghastly looking. Yeah. Like

24:59

a Coen Brothers movies vision of an undertaker

25:01

from the old west. See, I'm picturing the

25:03

guy from Goodfellas with the toupee who has

25:05

the commercial where he jumps in the pool

25:07

with his toupee on and he ends up

25:10

getting... I don't know what you're talking about. No, okay. Never

25:12

mind. All right. But hey, you know what, in all seriousness,

25:15

let's get back to this Larry Kudlow tape because we haven't

25:17

even gotten to the horrible, horrible part yet. I

25:19

know, but... You didn't mention the court. So this is tricky.

25:22

State Supreme Court, does that qualify

25:24

as a state decision? Yeah, that's

25:27

what it is to be pro-choice. The states can decide.

25:29

If you had to travel to another state to get

25:31

an abortion, it's not the worst thing in the world.

25:34

Hopefully this is a very rare occurrence in your life.

25:36

Once in your life, maybe it would do it. Buying

25:39

a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not

25:41

the worst thing in the world. Yeah, it's from someone who's

25:43

probably never been on a bus before. And

25:45

by the way, you just throw myself and pail myself

25:47

on a spiked fence real quick. Yeah, seriously. I mean,

25:49

what if that guy had to drive to a different

25:51

state to buy a shitty toupee? I bet he'd be

25:53

complaining. The thing is, wealthy women will

25:55

always have the money to, if need be, get

25:57

out of the country. Yes. to

26:00

have this procedure done because they're wealthy and

26:02

they can get on a plane, whether it's

26:04

commercial or otherwise, and leave, at least until

26:06

we're in the handmaid's town and that'll

26:09

be different. But at the

26:11

moment, rich white ladies in

26:13

general can afford it. People

26:15

that work day to day, paycheck to paycheck,

26:17

don't have time to drive or

26:20

get on a bus or do for two, 300, 1,000 miles

26:23

because their state doesn't have it, it's illegal.

26:25

And they have to take time off. And

26:27

some states still have, oh, you need a

26:29

three day wait and you gotta come back.

26:31

I mean, that kind of bullshit's sort of

26:34

still there in some states

26:36

that haven't completely overturned it. So

26:38

it's these

26:40

fuckers, man. They just don't

26:43

care. And they

26:45

want women to get barefoot and pregnant

26:47

and not be able to be, I

26:49

don't know, Jeff Bayes is his ex-wife.

26:53

They want us to be poor and pregnant

26:55

and dependent on

26:58

men. Because I

27:00

was the 10th of my dad's 11 children, he

27:02

had eight daughters. So I

27:04

was the seventh daughter. So by the

27:06

time he got to me, he's like, yeah, you're gonna have to

27:09

fend for yourself. He taught me how

27:11

to balance a checkbook, those

27:15

kind of things, and you're gonna have to get a job so that

27:17

you don't have to rely on a man. And

27:20

that was part of my dad's teaching

27:22

of his children. Thankfully, my

27:24

older sister helped him with that, my

27:26

oldest sister, who's friends

27:29

with Kimberly online. Anyway, Kathleen,

27:31

I love her. But it's

27:33

just, it's insane that

27:36

these assholes,

27:38

it's like, dude, my view is all

27:41

boys get vasectomies until

27:43

they're ready to be fathers. I mean,

27:45

why not? They're reversible, they're reversible. Sure, I mean,

27:47

we're going this far. We're saying

27:50

that state and federal

27:52

government has control over your

27:54

internal organs. Yeah,

27:56

so boys, when you're born after, if

27:59

you get circumcised, size after that which

28:01

I think is barbaric but whatever, after

28:04

that then you get your

28:06

vasectomy, you won't feel it either, you'll be a

28:08

little more out of it, you will be

28:10

awake because you're awake for the circumcision, sorry

28:12

guys. And so yeah,

28:14

we'll give you vasectomy and when you decide

28:16

you want to be a father, that's when

28:19

you're allowed to get it reversed but you're going to have to

28:21

sign a lot of paperwork, you're going to have to know your

28:23

financials that we know you can afford

28:25

to have said child and we need to know

28:27

that the person that would like to be

28:29

giving birth to said child is

28:31

consenting on that. And

28:33

we've got to give you a transatlantic ultrasound just

28:36

for good measure. Well yeah, I mean let's

28:38

check up the prostate with an ultrasound machine,

28:40

let's do that. I mean we've done

28:42

this a lot, we've done this exercise a lot where

28:44

we're like okay, what would happen if things were reversed,

28:46

if it was men who got pregnant and

28:49

wanted reproductive rights. I

28:51

mean can you imagine the reaction from

28:53

the Joe Rogan universe of bro libertarians,

28:56

if there was a law like the

28:58

Arizona law that affected men. I mean

29:00

remember how they behaved when it came

29:02

to taking a fucking shot like little

29:04

boys in the fucking pediatricians office, terrified

29:06

of needles is what that came down

29:09

to. My body, my choice and

29:11

all that shit and they screamed about

29:13

it, they engaged in protests about it.

29:15

I mean and that's just getting a vaccine for

29:17

the greater fucking good. Pregnancy is

29:20

a potentially deadly medical condition. That's

29:22

how Dr. Leah Torres has defined it

29:24

on this show on numerous occasions. And

29:27

so therefore women need to have control

29:29

over their own reproduction in

29:32

order to prevent death in some cases. In

29:34

order to, I mean even if there isn't

29:36

death on the line, even if this isn't

29:38

a matter of health, it's just

29:40

a matter of personal control over what happens

29:42

inside your body. Personal control

29:44

over your own reproduction. It's family planning.

29:46

You know JoJo from Jurors, the great

29:49

JoJo from Jurors tweeted this, yeah because

29:51

Trump and Lindsey Graham were apparently fighting

29:53

about this. Oh no, not

29:55

Lindsey. And so JoJo wrote Lindsey

29:57

Graham and Lindsey Graham and Lindsey Graham and Lindsey Graham

30:00

Jojo wrote, Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump

30:02

are fighting because they can't agree on

30:05

how much control white men like them

30:07

should have over women's bodies. That's exactly

30:09

right. I mean, that's the

30:12

view of this from 30,000 feet. This

30:15

is ultimately about white guys like

30:17

Larry Kudlow and whoever stole Frank

30:20

Luntz's toupee and Lindsey

30:22

Graham and Donald Trump arguing

30:25

among themselves. It's like you can see

30:27

the same group of white men with

30:29

their middle 19th century outfits

30:31

and giant sideburns talking about

30:33

the same thing with regard

30:35

to enslaved people. It's

30:38

the same kind of patriarchal

30:40

white powerful male control over

30:43

anyone who isn't those things,

30:45

the white patriarchal male. So

30:48

if you're not that, you know, we're

30:50

going to control you is essentially what's

30:52

being said here. So let's

30:54

talk about Donald Trump's culpability. In fact, you know what?

30:57

We got to take a break. We're late for a break. Take a

30:59

short break. And when we come

31:01

back, we're going to get into the

31:03

Donald Trump aspect of this, which is

31:05

to me, the headline of this story

31:08

beyond the absolute draconian nature of it.

31:10

I would say the subhead of this

31:12

has to be that this Arizona

31:14

law is entirely because of Donald

31:16

Trump. Do not let him wiggle

31:18

out of this. Do not give

31:20

him a fucking millimeter of leeway

31:23

on this issue. He

31:25

is responsible for this Arizona law. He

31:27

is responsible for the death and anguish

31:29

that is going to take place as

31:31

a consequence of this and all the

31:34

other state laws that have gone into

31:36

effect since Dobbs. So you've got

31:38

to be entirely clear about that. We'll get into that a

31:40

little more here in just a second. Back with more show

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32:48

hope you

32:57

turned

33:01

it up loud. I

33:08

don't think you need to. I'm

33:11

sorry. Because this is a brand new band

33:14

to the show. It's called Basically Nancy from

33:17

Savannah, Georgia. Yeah. Oh,

33:19

hey guys. And a song called We Are

33:21

Align. You can wear it from the opposite

33:23

end of the state. Yeah.

33:26

This band's feature is Elena

33:29

Bowen, who

33:31

you might know as Bo Bowen's

33:34

daughter. Bo Bowen from

33:36

the Allegedly podcast with Ryan Schmitz.

33:39

Amazing lawyers in Savannah,

33:41

Georgia. Yeah.

33:43

And this is Bo's daughter as the

33:46

singer and bass player in this project,

33:49

which is amazing. I

33:51

think they recorded this at that great

33:53

recording studio up in Chicago that was

33:55

featured on Sonic Highways, the Dave Grohl

33:57

documentary series about great recording studios.

34:00

And so the guy who runs that studio up there

34:02

and the name of the studio is Slipping My Mind,

34:04

the name of the producer is Slipping My Mind, but

34:06

he runs one of the most legendary recording studios in

34:08

the Midwest and it was featured

34:10

on Sonic Highways. And that was a

34:12

huge vote of confidence in basically Nancy,

34:15

this incredible band out of Georgia. So

34:17

we're welcoming them to the show with

34:19

open arms. Can't wait to play more

34:21

of this stuff. Yeah, loud. I love

34:23

it. And by the way, you

34:26

can go to bobsesca.com, find this episode dated 4-11-24,

34:29

click that link, scroll down and you can find

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links to support all the independent recording artists on today's

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show. Thank you for doing that. Okay.

34:36

So Donald Trump is responsible for

34:38

this Arizona law. It says here

34:40

in Chief Justice John Lopez's opinion,

34:42

it says, absent the

34:44

federal constitutional abortion right, and because the

34:47

15 week abortion ban does not independently

34:49

authorize abortion, there is no provision in

34:51

federal or state law prohibiting the 1864

34:54

abortion ban's operation. Accordingly, the 1864 ban is

34:56

now enforceable.

35:00

So there it is. The fact

35:02

that Donald Trump appointed Gorsuch Barrett

35:04

Cavanaugh, who all voted with the

35:07

other conservative justices to overturn Roe,

35:10

opened the door for the 1864 abortion

35:14

law in Arizona. There's

35:17

a direct connection between Donald Trump

35:20

to the Supreme Court to the Arizona

35:22

abortion ban. And this guy has the

35:24

fucking nerve to stand in front of

35:26

a microphone the other day and say,

35:28

I'm not against this. And the states,

35:30

let's leave it up to the states,

35:32

which of course is completely contradictory because

35:34

that ghastly video, it was so bad. He's

35:37

like, well, the thing where he's like

35:39

talking straight to the camera and he's like, I am

35:41

the number one reason that Roe was

35:43

overturned. And his

35:45

fucking face looks even more shit

35:47

colored. And his ears look even

35:50

pinker. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

35:52

He's obviously lying. And what's pissing

35:54

me off is the

35:56

political press is just repeating

35:58

that lie without criticism. criticism. The

36:01

headline, even from PBS NewsHour, Donald

36:04

Trump says that he's not in support of

36:06

a national ban. Oh, yeah, really? I can

36:09

list a thousand things that indicate that he is in

36:11

favor of a national ban. You can start with Project

36:13

2025 and do the list from there,

36:16

which calls for a national ban. He is going

36:18

to sign a national ban. Of course. If it

36:20

was put on his desk, he would sign it in the New

36:23

York Minute. Of course he would. And you

36:25

know how we know this? Again, it's because

36:27

of the immigration precedent. This

36:29

is all about make sure Donald

36:31

Trump wins this election. And

36:34

we'll say whatever we need to say to wiggle

36:36

out of some of these things that will

36:38

affect Donald Trump's ability to win this election.

36:41

So if it comes to immigration and this border

36:43

security legislation, well, we can get rid of it

36:45

because Donald Trump needs to be able to scream

36:47

about the issue to scare people with that. So

36:51

we can't have any border security legislation

36:53

because Donald Trump needs the politics of

36:55

it. So obviously the same

36:57

consideration is happening with abortion. Oh, yeah. Okay.

36:59

You know what we're going to do? We're

37:01

going to lie to all of the gomers

37:03

and dumb shits and say that,

37:06

oh, we don't support a national ban. Oh,

37:08

this Arizona law. Oh, how horrendous. I, God,

37:10

I hope Katie Hobbs does something to fix

37:12

this. I hope the Democrats save us

37:14

from ourselves. Right. So it comes down to

37:16

them. And of course, the Democrats tell us what

37:19

to do with his fucking car. Now that we

37:21

have this bumper in our mouth. Yeah.

37:23

Right. Back to the Arizona

37:25

legislature. We mentioned this in the first segment

37:27

today, but this is what was

37:30

going on in the Arizona state legislature. I

37:32

think it was the Arizona House yesterday. Do

37:34

not. I absolutely know. I feel

37:37

bad. Yeah.

37:55

That was a Republican was trying to do a

37:57

lot of press conference on the floor of on

38:00

his house and those

38:02

were Democrats trying to disrupt that because what they

38:04

tried to do was so angry man, you could

38:06

hear it. Well

38:09

they wanted to introduce a repeal of this

38:11

law and call the Republicans bluff on this

38:14

thing and of course the Republicans fell right

38:16

into that trap. They blocked it by ending

38:18

the session prematurely. Oh shit, oh fuck we're

38:20

going to be put on the spot here.

38:23

Let's just run away. This is a Republican

38:25

men's theme song. No it happens to everybody

38:27

guys really it's not a big deal. So

38:31

they ran away like a bunch of fucking cowards.

38:33

You know why? Like Robin. Well

38:36

yes exactly, Brave Sir Robin ran away. And

38:39

so the reason is because they're stuck.

38:41

They're stuck in a trash compactor of

38:43

their own making. On one side it's

38:46

voters who are pissed off about the

38:48

overturning of Roe. On

38:50

the other side it's evangelical Christians

38:52

who are all in on

38:55

the cult of the unborn baby. And

38:58

Republicans are now trying to position

39:00

themselves delicately between those two things.

39:03

Trying to appeal to both sides

39:05

and in fact pissing off both

39:07

sides in the process because everyone

39:09

knows what they're really made of.

39:11

I mean Donald Trump is we

39:14

don't need to go into a list of

39:16

metaphors about his lying. But

39:18

again anyone who believes what he's been saying

39:21

about abortion since whatever it was since he

39:23

released that horrendous dark

39:25

video from Mar-a-Lago. It's

39:29

obvious that he's bullshitting. He's scared.

39:32

Well he said it to Chris Matthews. Yeah. He

39:35

said yeah there should be penalties

39:37

for people who have abortions. This

39:41

is what happens when you live and die

39:43

by bullshit and you're talking out of your

39:45

ass and trying to finagle things and lower

39:47

things. Because it's like he

39:50

doesn't at the bottom of it all the only

39:52

thing that I mean he doesn't really have an

39:54

opinion one way or the other about abortion unless

39:56

like Ivanka needs one. You know

39:58

and it's like that's never. Like I

40:00

just... Well,

40:03

I'm almost positive that there was

40:05

some sort of internal poll that

40:08

Donald Trump saw. No, that he's an opportunist. Yeah. That's

40:11

the thing is he saw that it might hurt him

40:13

politically and was like, well, we'll push it back to

40:15

the States. Well, I think he saw something more than

40:18

that. I think he saw that it's going to hurt

40:20

him politically, but by a lot. Like,

40:22

oh fuck, you mean I'm going to lose

40:25

North Carolina and maybe Florida and Arizona because

40:27

of this? Oh fuck, I better put out

40:29

a video. Where, yeah, you know what?

40:31

You evangelicals are going to be pissed off, but I got

40:33

to say this because I got to win. And don't worry,

40:35

I'll pass a national ban as soon as I'm in office.

40:38

That's the deal. He's got to do all of

40:40

that. He's got to do all... He's got to... It's

40:42

like, dude, you are fucked. I

40:45

think he knows that he's

40:47

fucked in Florida. He might

40:49

be fucked in North Carolina, Arizona as well.

40:51

I mean, Florida, this constitutional amendment that's going

40:53

to be on the ballot is

40:55

going to drive out a lot of pro-choice

40:58

voters on top of the cannabis legislation that's

41:00

going to be, or the cannabis amendment that's

41:02

going to be on the ballot too. So

41:05

that's something that's probably got the Republicans

41:07

running scared. That's probably one of the

41:09

main motivating factors behind their reaction to

41:11

this Arizona law and everything else that's

41:14

circulating around it. We're going to talk about

41:16

Molly John Fast here in a second and her

41:18

appearance on MSNBC the other day where she just

41:20

let Jim Vande Hei have it, which is

41:22

fucking great. But this is a

41:24

great example of what Molly John Fast was talking

41:26

about in that clip, that

41:29

what the both sides thing does,

41:31

what the framing of Trump does

41:33

is it actually helps the autocrat.

41:35

So like what I was saying about PBS News

41:37

Hour, they posted this thing where it's like Donald

41:40

Trump supports or doesn't support a national abortion or

41:42

says he doesn't support a national abortion ban.

41:44

But that normalizes Donald Trump. That normalizes

41:47

his position on these things. Make it

41:49

seem like he's reasonable even though we

41:51

know that he's a fucking liar and

41:53

we know that everything circulating around his

41:56

campaign and what his next term would

41:58

end up being indicates that He

42:00

would be just as draconian as Arizona in terms

42:02

of restricting abortion access.

42:05

We know that because he knows where his bread

42:07

is buttered, so to speak. I

42:10

was just having it when I was still a journalist. It

42:12

drove me crazy. Editors blunt

42:15

everything. They don't want to

42:17

come out and call Gavin McGinn as a

42:19

racist. This was a particular bone I had

42:21

to pick with my old editor because I

42:24

called him a hipster racist in quotes

42:27

in a headline. I'm like, no,

42:29

the guy's a fucking racist. People

42:31

didn't call that out until the

42:33

Proud Boys were already rolling in

42:36

a thing. It's what

42:38

makes me crazy. They need to

42:40

call Trump a racist. They

42:42

need to say Trump backs racist

42:45

policy. Trump backs misogynist

42:47

laws. It's

42:49

just because it's like one

42:52

smart kid is carrying a whole class when they round

42:54

the graves up. When they

42:57

round it down to make everybody even,

42:59

they round Joe Biden down and round

43:01

Trump up, it's always to his advantage.

43:03

Make him look more normal. They're

43:06

still trying to operate in this

43:08

old framework where half of the

43:11

government is not just pure

43:13

evil incarnate that want to

43:15

keep black and brown and poor women. Like in

43:18

the Middle Ages and all of us

43:21

without health care. They're coming for you

43:23

too. Did you not read or see The

43:25

Handmaid's Tale and it's not watch it. It's

43:27

a documentary now. Well,

43:29

here's the PBS NewsHour thing I keep referencing. I haven't

43:31

had this quote in front of me until now, but

43:33

it says here, it's got the video

43:35

of Donald Trump on the Tarmac doing his version

43:38

of chopper talk and he, you know, talking about

43:40

this. And he said in the tweet says former

43:42

president Donald Trump said Wednesday that an Arizona law

43:44

banning nearly all abortions is too extreme and that

43:47

he would not sign a national abortion ban if

43:49

he was in the White House and Congress approved

43:51

one. So on the surface,

43:53

that's right. Well, that seems innocuous. I mean,

43:55

they're just saying what he said, but

43:58

that favors the autocrats. as molly

44:00

drunk fast said you know what what what was in

44:02

a molly drunk fast and continue to talk about this

44:04

angle on everything and jim i have a

44:07

question about your framing here you're sort

44:09

of implying that donald trump and joe

44:11

biden are the same and we both

44:13

know that donald trump health

44:16

his followers a lot of lives

44:18

he encouraged the insurrection on january

44:20

six he told them it would

44:22

be wild he constantly undermines both

44:24

democracy and the rule of law

44:26

and so joe biden well wanting

44:28

to give people health care and

44:31

forgive student debt may be quite

44:33

annoying to a lot of affluent

44:35

republicans he is not really on

44:37

the same uh as

44:39

on the same level as trump and

44:42

his wildly anti-democratic and and i also

44:44

would add just the supposition here that

44:47

trump is somehow

44:49

not the cause of a lot

44:52

of this i mean we have

44:54

never had a presidential candidate who

44:56

has made such a mockery of

44:58

democracy i mean even the most

45:01

staunch republican even richard nixon you

45:03

know said okay it's enough so i'm just

45:06

curious how you square that with the idea

45:08

that both that this is business as usual

45:10

yeah first off i want to correct the

45:12

premise like nowhere in the piece do i

45:14

say that donald trump and joe biden are

45:17

identical or that they're both doing the same

45:19

thing i don't really talk about them that

45:21

much i talk much more about the country

45:23

and i would say to you on the

45:25

framing elevates an autocrat we

45:28

there's no doubt that what donald

45:31

trump has done particularly in in

45:33

pairing at democracy and tearing at

45:35

norms and i think norms customs

45:38

democracy freedom vote like those things

45:40

so fundamentally matter and there's no

45:42

doubt that that is in a

45:45

different category than biden my point

45:48

take trump away you're still going to

45:50

be you're still going to have a

45:52

version of this it's not like yeah

45:54

first of all molly jon fast nailed

45:56

it the conventional framing elevates the autocrat

45:58

right applying norms

46:00

to someone as destructive as

46:02

Donald Trump, elevates Donald Trump.

46:05

Essentially, and I tweeted this out in

46:08

reaction to this video, I said, Molly

46:10

is bravely calling out something that's endemic

46:12

to the entire political press, normalizing Trump's

46:15

tyranny through generic horse race coverage, just

46:17

two sides battling it out, etc. It's

46:20

like covering a planet killing meteor by

46:22

discussing how it's going to affect the stock

46:25

market. You know what I mean?

46:27

It's like, okay, well, the planet killing meteor

46:29

is coming to the earth and, geez, the

46:31

Dow is down 12 points today because

46:34

of the meteor coming to destroy the

46:36

entire planet and everything on it. That's

46:40

the conventional framing that I'm talking

46:42

about that makes it seem like

46:44

giant planet killing meteor is normal.

46:46

It's like any other thing, like

46:48

market conditions, like, oh, shit, they

46:50

had a bad third quarter of

46:53

estimated revenue. So therefore, yeah, their

46:55

stock price went down. It's not

46:58

the thing is COVID really was

47:00

a giant planet killing meteor. Yeah.

47:03

And they fucking broke down along tribal lines on

47:05

that. And that's when I knew that we were

47:07

doomed and hope. Right. Right.

47:10

We're not going to make it, are

47:12

we? It just, well, here's a John

47:15

Bolton. I

47:18

mean, he actually worked for Donald Trump for

47:20

a short period of time in the Trump

47:22

administration. Once again,

47:24

two itchy dicks, one room, it was June.

47:27

Right. John Bolton is one of

47:29

the itchiest dicks. That's true. Like

47:33

the itchy dick that actually leaves a trail of

47:35

dandruff. I always, every time John Bolton's in the

47:37

news, I have to post that gif of him

47:39

on Fox and Friends where he's on that, I

47:41

don't know, that it's like a thing

47:43

that you stand on that you

47:45

can spin around on. And Steve

47:48

Ducey is like twisting him on this thing as they're

47:50

doing the twist. And John Bolton's like

47:52

laughing with his mouth open and his arms are

47:54

flailing all around. It's the weirdest

47:56

fucking gif you've ever seen in your life. Go to my

47:58

Twitter feed and check it out. But in

48:01

a separate interview, John Bolton said that in

48:03

the previous two elections, he wrote in Dick

48:05

Cheney as his vote. And

48:07

he intends to do it again this time.

48:11

Yeah, here's Nicole Wallace, destroying John

48:13

Bolton yesterday. But John Bolton, this

48:16

is the point of what we're trying to get at,

48:19

is that John Bolton essentially draws

48:21

an equivalence between Joe Biden

48:23

is old and all the Donald

48:25

Trump things. So these are on

48:27

the same level. And isn't Cheney older than both

48:29

of them? Yes,

48:31

I think so. Yes, he is, and

48:34

in worse health, I'm sure. Carbon dating would

48:36

indicate yes. And he

48:38

had a heart transplant, what, 20 years ago

48:40

or something? Two, two. Two of

48:42

them, thank you. Let's listen to John

48:44

Bolton talking about this, because this is absurd.

48:46

And by the way, there are millions of

48:49

voters who actually agree with John Bolton. Well,

48:51

my view is that neither Biden nor Trump

48:53

are fit to be president. Is

48:55

Joe Biden corrupting catastrophic for

48:57

US world foreign policy? No, but he's not

49:00

on duty 24-7. And that's

49:02

a potential. Well, what's worse, someone who in your view isn't

49:04

on duty or someone who's catastrophic and corrupt? If

49:06

neither one passes the bar to be

49:08

fit, there's no comparison. Neither

49:10

one of them should be president. Who are you even

49:13

about for? Oh, God. Biden is

49:15

a great shape. He sounds like an AI. He does.

49:17

No, seriously, he sounds like an AI

49:19

that's programmed to spew these kind of

49:21

talking points, like here at Chat GPT.

49:24

Give me a, you know, and John

49:27

Bolton's surprisingly high voice, give

49:30

me blanche. Both parties are

49:32

equally bad talking points. Go. Yeah.

49:35

Remember what I said, I don't know, I think it was three,

49:37

four years ago, when Elizabeth Warren was

49:40

running in the primaries. And I

49:42

said that, you know, the Pocahontas

49:45

thing, the press is going to

49:47

elevate that to the same level of outrage

49:49

as all of the Trump things. That's

49:52

exactly what they're doing with Joe Biden. Joe

49:54

Biden is old, which by the way, that's

49:56

a rumor that has essentially been debunked as

49:58

far as the the effects of his

50:01

age. Yes, he's old and we know that he's

50:03

old, but as far as him being a part-time

50:05

president, whatever the fuck John Bolton is saying here,

50:08

that's nonsense. That has been debunked. We

50:10

have seen numerous reports

50:12

indicating that Joe Biden is fully engaged

50:15

in the White House. There is no

50:17

impact of his age upon

50:19

his ability to do the job, but he's

50:21

taken- Donald was never there. And

50:24

so fuck all of these motherfuckers. And by

50:26

the way, Dick Cheney, as he's saying, oh,

50:28

if he's not physically fit, Dick Cheney is

50:30

not physically fit. No, absolutely not.

50:33

But I mean, Joe Biden is old, same

50:35

level as, god, countless- I

50:37

mean there are- Kitten cages. Yeah, I

50:40

mean, 30,000 lives. Yeah, I

50:42

mean, just the entire list of things and

50:44

it makes them equally disqualified to be president.

50:46

So he's not gonna- let's get back, because

50:48

Nicole Wallace does a much better job than

50:51

we are in terms of just ripping

50:54

apart John Bolton. She is one of the best

50:56

of the best. And he is disingenuous. This is one

50:58

of the things that's happening to Republicans this year, is

51:01

that they're getting called

51:03

out on the specifics. You

51:05

know, it's like, well, actually, because they won't

51:07

come out and say, we want to impoverish

51:10

women and control their destiny and keep them

51:12

from coming to our CEO level. You

51:15

can't come out and say that. You talk about the rise

51:17

of the unborn. It's the old Atwater thing. The

51:20

thing is, they've left themselves nowhere else to

51:22

go to actually, and the Atwater

51:24

just screaming the N-word again and again. I

51:27

mean, it's like, he's trying to come out

51:29

and say that he'll just never support a

51:31

Democrat because he's too mewlessly stubborn to admit

51:34

that his former party, or whether he's

51:36

a Republican anymore, I don't know, is

51:39

an actual toxic chemical that will kill

51:41

people. Well, because John Bolton wasn't gonna

51:43

vote for Trump in the first place,

51:46

he should be voting for Joe Biden, but he's voting for

51:49

a third party candidate. He's gonna write in a candidate. It's

51:51

not even a third party candidate. He's just a writer,

51:53

Mickey Mouse or Dick Cheney, or whatever the fuck he's gonna

51:55

put into the slot. The thing

51:57

is that actually takes a vote away from Joe

51:59

Biden. It makes it makes it one vote more likely Donald

52:01

Trump will win. I think that's a better way to frame

52:04

it So just the consummate itchy

52:06

dick though. That's just like what you Really

52:09

really have to make a point. Yeah, my

52:11

I'm so I'm the main character and it's

52:14

Supremely important that I fucking just shoot

52:17

my foot in order to make a

52:19

point and you know All

52:22

right. Well, here's more of John Bolton and Nicole

52:24

Walla right in somebody like I didn't you know

52:26

You're not alarmed enough. I mean Donald Trump hasn't

52:28

ruled out pursuing you all the things you say

52:31

if we're to believe them at good faith Why

52:33

wouldn't you vote against him? Well, I am gonna

52:35

vote against him I'm gonna vote for somebody other

52:37

than Donald Trump in defense of this network. You've

52:39

been okay Yeah, and by the way, there's an

52:41

edit right there in the video that I had

52:43

but Right. I'm gonna

52:46

That's just it. That's the point I was just making he

52:49

says he's taking away a vote from

52:51

Donald Trump But he's not

52:53

giving it to someone who can defeat Donald

52:55

Trump by just writing in a random name

52:57

That's a waste of that vote if John

53:00

is so concerned Yeah, if John Bolton is

53:02

so concerned about Donald Trump becoming president What

53:04

you want to do is vote for someone

53:06

who can defeat Donald Trump? there's

53:09

a whole logic to the process of voting

53:11

especially in a two-party system that I think

53:13

a lot of people miss out on and

53:16

John Bolton's is why you ended

53:18

your ballot and voting present. Yeah,

53:20

right minutes by yourself, which is

53:22

a pretty I

53:24

think significant commitment on the part of this network

53:27

to hear your views So in the minority or

53:29

not there's an interest in understanding how people who

53:31

see the world the way you do are looking

53:33

at their choices in the election and what I'm

53:35

just trying to square is the Urgency

53:38

and the fervor of your warnings and

53:41

what you say you're going to do and again voting

53:43

can be private So I appreciate you disclosing what you're

53:45

going to do in the first place. But how do

53:48

you look at? The

53:50

lining and saying you're maligning the press simply

53:52

so that no one believes that they see

53:54

or hear they only believe as Trump said

53:56

What he tells them to believe how do

53:58

you align him wanting? to end the

54:01

American tradition of a peaceful transfer of

54:03

power, how can you say

54:05

that those aren't autocratic tools from the toolkit?

54:07

Well, if he could get away with it. He did! He's

54:10

no longer present. He failed to

54:12

steal the election. Well,

54:15

he plans to do it again. He's having an election. Oh,

54:18

God, that's such a black and white,

54:20

ridiculous way to describe what happened. What

54:23

he did is he- This guy was like our defense,

54:25

like he was, I mean, on the National Defense Council.

54:28

He's actually called upon to defend

54:30

democracy against tyranny. She's

54:33

like, I'm going to vote present. He

54:36

was the UN ambassador under George W.

54:38

Bush, for God's sake. He would rather

54:40

make a point than actually defend our

54:42

country from an autocratic takeover. That's

54:45

what like- Yeah, Donald

54:47

Trump didn't succeed in overthrowing the election,

54:50

but he tried damn hard to do

54:52

it. And what he did

54:54

in effect is- Not because he stopped trying. Yeah,

54:56

well, what he did is he normalized that process

54:59

because now the vast majority

55:01

of Republicans believe that all

55:04

of that that happened between

55:06

the November 3rd election and

55:09

January 6th, that all was

55:11

fine now because they now

55:13

believe the Republicans do by super

55:16

majority margins that Joe Biden stole

55:18

that election. That's

55:20

the result of this. It was the

55:22

end of the peaceful transfer of power,

55:24

something that we have revered, something that

55:27

we hope to export to other nations.

55:30

We ruined our own reputation by doing that, by

55:32

Donald Trump doing that. Keep me out of this,

55:34

we. I know, I know, I know. I don't

55:37

want to participate in this. It's the royal we.

55:39

I mean, we have a tapeworm or a mouse

55:41

in your pocket. Yeah, you're right. I'm not in

55:43

on this one. Right, right. But

55:46

I mean, in a sense, it's the United

55:48

States that has been deprived of this. And

55:50

so that's the example

55:52

that we've set for the rest

55:54

of the world. And we've set that same

55:56

example for our posterity as well here in

55:58

the United States. You know, if it happens again,

56:00

well, you know what, Donald Trump already did it once. So,

56:03

I mean, how bad could it possibly be? It's that sort

56:05

of thing. So, God damn it, John

56:07

Bolton knows the dangers of Donald Trump. And

56:10

he is so, while at

56:12

the same time saying that he's going

56:14

to vote against Donald Trump, he's basically,

56:16

well, he's not basically, he is absolutely

56:18

normalizing Donald Trump and Trumpism and tyranny

56:21

and, you know, the would-be Donald Trump

56:23

dictatorship. That's exactly what this is. Okay.

56:26

We got 30 more seconds of this clip. So let's

56:28

listen to it. He couldn't steal the election when he

56:30

was sitting in the Oval Office. I think he's less

56:32

likely to be able to do it. That's only because there

56:34

were people around him who didn't let him. And

56:36

you, you're telling, is it none of those people

56:39

would be there? I'm again, I appreciate that you're

56:41

even here. You don't have to be here. Okay.

56:43

Okay. If he becomes president again, this

56:47

is what John Bolton doesn't seem to understand

56:49

at least. I think he does on some

56:51

level. He's just being disingenuous. But what he

56:53

doesn't understand, if Donald Trump becomes president again,

56:56

he will not leave office. It's not a

56:58

matter of Donald Trump stealing this upcoming election

57:00

necessarily. It's about what Donald

57:02

Trump will do in office, how Donald Trump

57:05

will remain in office, how Donald Trump through

57:07

his 2020, 2021 experiment in trying to overthrow

57:09

the election

57:12

will now do it in a more

57:14

effective way next time around. He'll figure

57:17

out some way to stay in office

57:19

for another term and maybe another term

57:21

after that, depending on

57:23

his health. You

57:25

know, that's the danger of this. It's not

57:27

Donald Trump engaging in another January 6th from

57:29

the Oval Office because he's not in the

57:32

Oval Office right now. It's

57:34

Donald Trump going to the Oval Office, doing

57:36

horrendous things for four years, and then refusing

57:38

to leave at the end of those four

57:40

years. If Donald Trump is back in

57:42

the White House, Donald Trump

57:44

will be in the White House

57:46

until he's removed after he is

57:48

dead by natural

57:51

causes. Those are the

57:53

stakes that we're talking about in all of this. The

57:55

John Bolton completely is sidestepping

57:57

and downplaying and normalizing.

58:01

I'm glad that Nicole Wallace let them have it

58:03

a little bit there. So okay,

58:05

we're going to take one last break and we will

58:07

come back. Jesse Waters. Jesse

58:10

Waters is an insufferable dick.

58:13

The latest example of that. If

58:16

you have ever worked at McDonald's, if

58:18

you're struggling to make ends meet with

58:20

your two job, three job household, stick

58:23

around. This is the guy who's the

58:27

flagship show on

58:29

Fox News Channel, the eight o'clock host

58:31

in that Bill O'Reilly slot. Okay,

58:34

we're going to take a short break back with more show right

58:36

after these words. Hi,

58:38

it's Randy Rose. And here's what

58:40

you missed. Is your memory really

58:42

so adult that you can't remember

58:44

seeing people being pepper sprayed so

58:46

that Donald Trump could whip out

58:48

a Bible and he could stand

58:50

in front of that church and

58:52

hold it up upside down for

58:54

some fundamentalist magga base to see.

58:57

This is a madman who was

58:59

a mad president who literally told

59:01

you that a pandemic that brought

59:04

our economy to a screeching halt was

59:06

a hoax and told you to take

59:08

a lupus drug that actually caused a

59:10

run on the lupus drug

59:12

to the point where people who

59:14

had lupus couldn't get their medication.

59:17

Don't you get that this man

59:19

literally is the worst thing that

59:21

ever happened to our economy, the

59:23

worst thing that ever happened to

59:25

our health, a million Americans died?

59:28

This is the sicko that you're defending here.

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quite a few uh...

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magma republicans on recently where

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it looks like there's like lockers behind them i

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don't know jody have you seen these these

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clips from this podcast yeah

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i know i don't know i don't know what the theme that's

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a porn set isn't it i

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i think so that movie it just

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it looks like there is is there a

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shower with a lot of heads in uh...

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yeah i i don't know it looks

1:01:36

like it's in a locker room for some reason

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it's just the weirdest setting for a podcast but

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it is fucking gay yeah i saw i

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think i saw carrie lake on this show one

1:01:46

time uh... i saw megan

1:01:48

kelly filter though you know it

1:01:51

was not good like she's got that filter that makes

1:01:53

her look like she's got cirrhosis i don't know what

1:01:55

the deal is but when she

1:01:57

normally does those videos borrowing her bronzer from

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the from President Trump and

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the Russian foreign, I

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can never remember his name. Oh, Lavrov,

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Kislay? Lavrov, Sergei Lavrov, yeah. God damn

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it. I can produce those names

1:02:11

way too easily. I don't know why. Yeah, you can,

1:02:13

that's weird. But, uh. Gary

1:02:15

Lake, actually living news. Let's

1:02:18

listen, on the same show, Jesse Waters

1:02:20

appeared, and he was talking about, he

1:02:22

was asked about people working

1:02:24

at McDonald's, and what

1:02:26

that means for their salary, and, oh god.

1:02:29

Why is it so important to them? That's

1:02:31

what I don't get. It's like, why are

1:02:33

they staying awake at night

1:02:35

obsessing about what people make to flip

1:02:38

burgers? Yeah, this is it. Donald Trump

1:02:40

and people like Jesse Waters, what they're

1:02:42

doing is they're constantly fishing for

1:02:45

nothing, and then turning that

1:02:47

nothing into something that their audience should be

1:02:49

outraged about. That's like

1:02:52

Donald Trump talking about the faucets, and the

1:02:54

showers, and the dishwashers, not producing any water,

1:02:56

and you gotta flush 12

1:02:58

times, or whatever. You know, that's

1:03:01

like, he just decided, okay, we're gonna

1:03:03

talk about water pressure. I'm

1:03:05

gonna make everyone who listens to me completely

1:03:07

outraged about the fuckin' water pressure. We're gonna

1:03:09

get a bunch of people to vote for

1:03:12

me, because I'm completely pissed off about water

1:03:14

pressure, for some reason, which isn't even a

1:03:16

thing. So, here's

1:03:18

Jesse Waters outraged by how much people

1:03:20

are making at McDonald's. If you're making

1:03:22

$20 an hour to work at

1:03:25

a fast food restaurant, all right?

1:03:27

Is that six figures, or are you making

1:03:30

six? No, no, no, no. No, not even

1:03:32

close. Let me do the math right now.

1:03:35

30, 30. All those shifts are part time,

1:03:37

dude. You're gonna be doing like.

1:03:39

It's $800 a week, you asshole. Yeah. If

1:03:42

you get full time. Right, right. And most

1:03:44

people do not. And yeah,

1:03:46

most people, when they work those, it's like four

1:03:48

to six hours. Yeah, I mean,

1:03:50

they're not making the 800 a week, and that's

1:03:52

pre-tax money. Yeah. Buy the buy, you

1:03:55

fucking piece of shit. Well,

1:03:57

not only can he not do math on this, but he

1:03:59

flubs the math. on a second question as well.

1:04:01

So here we go. If you're making $20 an hour to

1:04:03

work at a fast food restaurant, right?

1:04:07

Is that six figures? No, no, no. $40K.

1:04:09

$40K. $50K is just two exits and out

1:04:11

of few zeros. Okay,

1:04:14

so... $40K a year. Full time. $40K a year.

1:04:17

And then if your husband or wife is also

1:04:19

there, you're making $100,000 as a family. No,

1:04:22

no, no, no, that's also incorrect. That's not

1:04:25

what $40K plus $40K is, Jesse. $40K plus

1:04:27

$40K is $80K. That'd be $20K. And

1:04:31

for a two-income household, that's not a lot

1:04:33

of money. No, absolutely not. And

1:04:36

as you said, it's before taxes. Right.

1:04:38

So he tries to go to six figures,

1:04:41

and then when he's debunked on that, he

1:04:43

goes, Well, again, I mean, look, there's a $100,000 layup on the... It's

1:04:48

low-mid. It's barely mid-five.

1:04:53

I'm going to take $40K and double it and

1:04:55

say that, yes, the husband

1:04:57

and wife team that works at McDonald's

1:05:00

is making... What are... He says $100,000, and it's $80,000 before

1:05:02

taxes, and so fucking rare. Oh,

1:05:09

God, this fucking asshole. But this isn't even necessarily

1:05:11

the worst part of this yet, but... Were they

1:05:13

complaining about the fact that California just

1:05:15

upped the minimum wage for fast food

1:05:17

workers? That could be it. That could be it.

1:05:19

How dare they? We did. We just upped

1:05:22

the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20 an hour. It's

1:05:25

$18 an hour for other folks, and

1:05:28

then we have to raise that, because our minimum

1:05:30

wage should be closer to $30. Right.

1:05:35

But McDonald's can

1:05:37

afford it, and it's just a few franchisees

1:05:39

that were upset in California. Most of them

1:05:41

were like, no, I can afford it. Of

1:05:44

course they can. McDonald's is

1:05:46

a hugely successful series of franchises.

1:05:48

I mean, it's

1:05:50

one of the biggest corporations in the world.

1:05:53

And if I could afford to own a

1:05:55

McDonald's franchise, I wouldn't have to get up.

1:05:57

It's stupid. It's insane o'clock. Right.

1:06:01

It gets worse, by the way. Both working

1:06:03

at McDonald's? Eight grand. Okay,

1:06:06

that's crazy. That is crazy. Because

1:06:08

that job is real- It's crazy that they're making close to

1:06:10

$100,000 of two people. Because

1:06:13

they need to eat and pay their

1:06:15

rent? A living wage is just absolutely

1:06:18

insane. I mean, if you're a two-income

1:06:20

household and

1:06:22

you're working full-time at McDonald's, how dare

1:06:24

you want to actually be able to

1:06:27

pay your rent and your bills? And,

1:06:30

you know, have something for your

1:06:32

kids and save for college and

1:06:34

whatever else stupid people do with

1:06:36

their stupid, stupid money. Their ridiculous

1:06:39

incomes. You'll

1:06:41

never be able to afford a house if you

1:06:43

don't stop eating. Yeah,

1:06:45

right. I wonder how much

1:06:47

Jesse Waters is making to say

1:06:49

stupid shit. Yeah, on Fox News

1:06:51

Channel every day. Probably a lot.

1:06:53

I mean, he's on two shows. Really? I mean, you

1:06:55

would talk about, like, possibly the most overpaid person

1:06:58

on the planet. No kidding. I

1:07:00

mean, Jesus Christ. I remember his instructions to take

1:07:03

his shit. I'm

1:07:05

sure he's making several million dollars a

1:07:07

year. He doesn't have to work 52 weeks a year. Or

1:07:09

50 weeks, for that matter. He

1:07:12

works probably 35, 40 weeks tops a year,

1:07:14

because he can take time off. Yeah,

1:07:16

and all he has to do is read

1:07:18

what's on the prompter. Right, he's not even

1:07:20

producing his fucking show. He's not doing- I

1:07:23

mean, he's probably getting all kinds of talking points

1:07:25

from his writers. From the Fox News brain room,

1:07:27

or whatever they call it. All

1:07:30

right, I think this is almost over, so let's hear the

1:07:32

rest. It's the brain worm room. He

1:07:34

said that, and I went to get him with- He's

1:07:36

inflating the entire labor sector. And

1:07:41

the happy meal. And the happy meal. Unhappy, very

1:07:43

unhappy. Which I'm very unhappy about, but- Okay,

1:07:46

if any of them go to fucking McDonald's, and

1:07:48

A, CEOs

1:07:51

keep getting their pay

1:07:53

raised. Mm-hmm. And

1:07:55

prices are affected by that, on occasion. Yeah.

1:07:58

But when a worker- who's making the

1:08:00

CEO that money, want to, I

1:08:03

don't know, put a roof over his or her

1:08:05

head. That's

1:08:08

gonna raise- Is that a kid at college? Yeah,

1:08:11

that's gonna raise prices. No, I don't think so. Cause

1:08:14

there was this one CEO that lowered his pay

1:08:16

so that he could pay everybody $80,000 a year.

1:08:19

I'm like, like that guy. Yeah,

1:08:22

but that's ridiculous. That's ridiculous that anyone be able

1:08:24

to pay their bills on a McDonald's salary. I

1:08:26

mean, I hear those guys talking and I immediately

1:08:28

go to that clip of a monkey watching a

1:08:31

Siamese cat in a sink. Like

1:08:33

wacky sex. I said just like,

1:08:36

seriously, it's like watching, I don't know, like

1:08:38

a bunch of village idiots try to beat

1:08:40

a crocodile to death with a whiffle bat.

1:08:42

It's just like these guys trying to think

1:08:45

as a group. It's just- The

1:08:47

craziest thing about this is the whole

1:08:49

MAGA movement is positioning itself as the

1:08:52

movement of the working men. And

1:08:54

yet this is what they say about the working men.

1:08:57

Like it's ridiculous if you make $80,000 a year as

1:09:00

a household working at McDonald's. That's just

1:09:02

insane. How dare you do that? Median income for Trump

1:09:04

voters in 2016 was 70,000 a year. Yeah,

1:09:09

yeah. So I don't want to hear about the

1:09:11

fucking economic anxiety and you're the party, the working

1:09:13

man. You're the party of the like real estate

1:09:16

developer and the commercial contractor and the, you know.

1:09:18

Of course, it's the big lie. I mean, that's

1:09:20

the real big lie is that the Republican party

1:09:22

is all in for- Shit about poor people. Middle

1:09:24

class and yeah, I don't care. Lower

1:09:27

class, lower income, not lower class, lower

1:09:30

income people. If

1:09:32

they do think about those people at all, it

1:09:34

is ways to take more things away from them

1:09:36

and punish them for being poor. Yeah, yeah. Well,

1:09:40

fuck you, Jesse Waters. And

1:09:42

yeah, with your insufferable

1:09:44

smirking face. I

1:09:48

think they both talked shit in place. Go

1:09:51

look at recent pictures of him. He's trying to

1:09:53

get kind of a stretched look. Really?

1:09:55

I never noticed that. I do

1:09:58

many injections, I think. Yeah. It

1:10:00

starts to like, I mean,

1:10:02

I don't know. He's just a

1:10:04

troll. You know those drawings that they have

1:10:06

of trolls that you see all over the

1:10:08

place? It's like almost like squiggly line drawing

1:10:11

of a guy's

1:10:13

face kind of smirking with the bulgy eyes?

1:10:16

So Donald Trump, that's what Jesse Waters looks like. Also

1:10:18

what Donald Trump looks like. But Jesse Waters.

1:10:20

And yet another itchy dick. But see like, even

1:10:23

Jesse Waters knows that he's like a

1:10:25

beta dick. Like he was Bill O'Reilly's

1:10:28

bitch. You know and he only

1:10:30

got that job because there was no one else

1:10:32

that Fox News could find who could be safely

1:10:35

placed on television without instilling more

1:10:38

losses. You know, I mean like,

1:10:40

well I guess it's Jesse. Right, right. I

1:10:42

mean that's the only way he has

1:10:45

that prime time slot. Like I

1:10:47

don't know. Yeah, well he's so

1:10:50

popular evidently that he gets two shows on

1:10:52

that network. He's the host of The Five. You

1:10:54

know what time that, what time does The Five

1:10:56

come on? Five? Five. That

1:10:59

makes sense. And then he's at the 8pm show

1:11:02

after that. Because isn't Gutfeld on The

1:11:04

Five and Jessica Tarla, bless her. Dana

1:11:06

Perino. Yeah. Chuck Todd.

1:11:09

And Chuck Todd. And Janine, I

1:11:11

have been drinking since I

1:11:14

got up here. Yes. She

1:11:16

skyped in from a box of

1:11:18

wine. This is like living inside

1:11:20

the box of wine. No, she lives in a

1:11:22

can of wine at this point. Oh by

1:11:25

the way, enjoy Rucker's Island, Alan Weisselberg.

1:11:27

He reports back to prison after a

1:11:29

fleeting Model T. Model T.

1:11:32

I'd rather go to a federal prison than

1:11:34

fucking Rikers. Right. So

1:11:37

it's like Manafort. Like double lying, you

1:11:39

know, killing the cooperating, supposedly cooperating with

1:11:41

the feds and continuing to lie to

1:11:44

them. Okay,

1:11:46

Shadow Docking coming up next. Have

1:11:49

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See you later folks. I'd

1:12:07

rather go to a federal prison than fucking Rikers.

1:12:10

Right. So

1:12:12

it's like Manafort, like double lying, you

1:12:14

know, telling the cooperating, supposedly cooperating with

1:12:16

the feds and continuing to lie to

1:12:18

them. Okay,

1:12:21

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over there folks, bye bye. I

1:12:41

mean like, well I guess it's

1:12:44

Jesse. Right, right. I mean that's the

1:12:46

only way he has that prime time

1:12:48

slot, like, I don't know. Yeah, well

1:12:50

he's so popular evidently that he gets

1:12:52

two shows on that network. He's the

1:12:54

host of the five. You

1:12:56

know what time is the five come on? Five?

1:12:59

Five. Oh five. Maybe.

1:13:02

That makes sense. And then he's at the

1:13:04

8pm show after that. Because isn't Gutfeld on the five?

1:13:06

Yeah. And Jessica Tarla, bless her, Adana. Dana

1:13:09

Perino, yeah. Chuck Todd. And

1:13:11

Chuck Todd. And Janine, I

1:13:13

have been drinking since I

1:13:16

got up here. Yes. She

1:13:18

skipes in from a box of wine. This

1:13:22

is like living inside the box of wine. No, she

1:13:24

lives in a can of wine at this point. Oh by

1:13:26

the way, enjoy

1:13:28

Rikers Island, Alan Weisselberg. He reports back

1:13:30

to prison after a fleeting field of

1:13:33

cause. I'd rather

1:13:35

go to a federal prison than second

1:13:37

Rikers. Right. So

1:13:40

it's like Manafort, like double lying, you

1:13:42

know, killing the cooperating, supposedly cooperating with

1:13:44

the feds and continuing to lie to

1:13:46

them. Okay,

1:13:48

Shadow Dog is coming up next. patreon.com.

1:13:51

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1:14:00

ya over there folks! Bye bye! AAAAAAAH!

1:14:09

Now she lives in a can of wine at this point. Oh

1:14:11

by the way, uh... Enjoy

1:14:14

Rikers Island, Allen Weisselberg. He reports

1:14:16

back to prison after... ...leeding gilt

1:14:18

laws. I'd

1:14:20

rather go to a federal prison than fucking

1:14:22

Rikers. Right. So

1:14:25

it's like Manafort, double lying, you

1:14:27

know, telling the...cooperating...supposedly cooperating with the

1:14:29

feds and continuing to lie to

1:14:31

them. Right. Okay,

1:14:34

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