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Title transference aired October 27, 2004.
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Director James Marshall, writers Todd
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Slafkin, Darren Swimmer. I really
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liked this episode and I'm surprised that you don't
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like it as much as you thought you did.
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I actually respect your opinion more than I respect
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my own in general. When
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you say things are good and I check
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them out, they are. Jump in now or
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catch up on any of the past seasons
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of Talkville on YouTube or wherever you listen.
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television we found 20 very gullible money-grubbing
2:02
women and told them that they have
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a chance to meet and marry a
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guy who recently had inherited 50 million
2:09
dollars. Forget Joe millionaire. It's chick millionaire.
2:11
Yes you won't want to miss a
2:13
second as chick gets to know the
2:16
women and slowly begins the weeding out
2:18
process to determine which woman shares his
2:20
interests. Okay I'm going to
2:23
put on this diaper. I want you to
2:25
smack my behind and tell me no no
2:27
no and then suckle me until I drift
2:29
off to sleep. Oh
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well I guess you don't have to do
2:34
it if you don't want to. Each week
2:36
chick will eliminate one of the finalists until
2:44
only one woman remains. Who will it be? Today
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I'm going to lay flat on the couch and
2:48
each of you will have the opportunity to massage
2:51
my feet while I watch the Redskins game then
2:53
I'd like you to clean my house while wearing
2:55
nothing but a new pair of Nike. That's a
2:57
little weird. Really? Well I'm so sorry you feel
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that way. Hey come here a
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second let me get a closer look at your body.
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Hmm. What are you looking for? I'm
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looking for one of those little pop-up
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timers because you are done. Don't miss
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all of the excitement, all of the
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tears. Don't miss chick millionaire. Only on
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Bob and Tom television. To hell with
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the women. It's that old British butler
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that's making me hot. If
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you missed something yesterday maybe you'll hear
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it now. This is Bob and Tom.
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And that brings us to Stupid
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World Record. This is a stupid
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world record. This is cool. A
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Russian cosmonaut has set the
3:43
new record for the most time spent in space.
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What's wrong with this story? It's
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a Russian cosmonaut? It's a Russian. It doesn't
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count in America. Please take
3:53
me home. I am so
3:55
sick of space. I hate
3:57
space. My
4:02
back is shredded. Russia's
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space agency, Roscosmos.
4:10
Is that right? ROS, Cosmos. You
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say you have the right or
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you're dead. Roscosmos. I always uncover
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of Roscosmopolitan. You were? Oleg
4:20
Kononenko has now spent more than 878
4:22
days and 12 hours in space. You
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can't tell me. How many? You
4:29
have 78 days, 12 hours. You
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can't tell me this has changed his
4:34
entire physiology. He's not going to
4:36
be able to walk for a year. How
4:39
many trips to the space station? A
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59-year-old surpasses Russia's
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state news. I fly into space to do what
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I love, not to set records. I've
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dreamt of and aspired to become a cosmonaut
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since I was a child. He's
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made five journeys to the international
4:58
space station.
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My bones are pudding now. Yes.
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You ever see my wife's picture? You'd go to
5:06
space too. Keep
5:08
me up here if she is still lip-shoot. How
5:10
real. How real Bowser. Oh, face look like Gorilla's
5:12
ass. Good Lord, feel that. We
5:16
have terrible toilet paper on our face. I'm not going to be able
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to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm
5:20
not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be
5:22
able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.
5:24
I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to
5:26
be able to do that. It's a terrible toilet paper on our face.
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You said to sand my new boat. My ass is redder
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than Gorbachev's head. When
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I say I need some space, I need to go to outer
5:36
space. Shall I mention my wife, ugly?
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Take my wife, please. I
5:42
told her to go somewhere she's never been before. How
5:44
about the kitchen? My wife
5:46
said she wanted to be seen in
5:48
something long and flowing. I threw her
5:50
in river. That
5:55
actually leads to a story in the news.
5:57
A river story? I have 15 more minutes
5:59
of comedy. Police in Washington
6:01
states say a Cold
6:04
War era rocket was
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discovered in the garage of a deceased
6:08
resident. Bellevue Police said an Air Force
6:10
museum in Dayton, Ohio. The
6:13
Air Force museum. Yeah, right back, by the way.
6:15
Right back. Reported an offer to
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donate a military-grade rocket, which a neighbor said
6:19
had been purchased at an estate sale. Officers
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responded to the home where Bomb Squad
6:25
members founded Douglas AIR2Gne.
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Who's a state sale? Oliver Norton? No, no.
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An unguided air-to-air rocket designed
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to carry a one and a half, some
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kind of nuclear warhead. Killaton,
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I think. Killaton. Yeah.
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Police said there was no warhead attached, thankfully.
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Yeah, that's badass. And there was no rocket
6:46
fuel, essentially meaning the item was
6:48
an artifact with no explosive hazard.
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They had it because the item was inert and the military
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did not request it back. Police
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left the item with the neighbor to be restored
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for display in a museum. Wow. Why
7:00
would a guy want that to scratch? It's pretty badass. Hey,
7:02
you want to see my rocket? Yeah. Hey,
7:05
I took the nuclear warhead off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:07
It's in the tiny room. It beats you want to
7:09
come see my painting. Man. I'd
7:12
do that. You
7:14
would go see a rocket, wouldn't you? I'd be
7:16
real nervous if you'd fall for that. I
7:19
would. I'd like to see a rocket,
7:21
sure. You want to go see my rocket? You want to come see
7:23
my rocket? I fell for worse. You want to come see
7:25
my rocket? Oh, I mean, me too. We also
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have an interesting story in
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the world of rescues. I find
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this absolutely fascinating. Guests aboard a floating sauna and
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a Norwegian fjord helped rescue two people whose car
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plunged into
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the water. The Norwegian VG newspaper.
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Hey, Luke. How you doing?
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I hope your day is going there. Reported
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a driver accidentally drove off the road. He
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is. Reported a
7:53
driver accidentally drove off a dock in
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Oslo after hitting the accelerator pad
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when they thought the vehicle was in park. The
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car's two occupants escaped the sinking vehicle and were
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on the roof of the car as a
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sauna raft headed toward them. First of all,
8:07
would you get a sauna raft? That sounds
8:09
like a fun time. It kind of reminds me of those... Like
8:12
a party bar. Yeah, exactly. But it looks like
8:14
those bicycles that people have
8:16
along there. Yeah. They're in
8:19
this big floating sauna drifting down the
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river. Skipper Nikolai Nordal
8:23
threw the sauna into full throttle and
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managed to reach them just as the
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car went under. He said with
8:29
good help from two of the guests who got
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them up, warmed them up in the sauna, dressed
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only in towels by the way. Oh yeah.
8:37
Time for the three way. Oh.
8:39
Wow. Alright. Yeah.
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So they're fine. Did you see the picture? They're fine.
8:46
I did not. Oh yeah. It's
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a truck pickup truck. It is? What kind?
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It's a Fjord F-150. That's
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one of my favorite words, Fjord. Fjord. Fun
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to say, isn't it? Fjord. Fjord,
8:59
give us one back. Hey, Pat, it sounds like... I
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once had a sauna. It's
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a dry heat that isn't
9:07
seen. Naked,
9:10
sitting on a raft,
9:12
welcome aboard Norwegian Fjord.
9:16
And out of nowhere, a car flew
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off of the street. Plunged
9:23
in the water, was it a Ford
9:25
in the Fjord so deep? I
9:31
threw on a towel, put
9:33
down my wine, jumped in
9:35
the brine. Saved a frozen
9:37
couple from drowning, stiff as
9:40
a board, Norwegian Fjord. Oh,
9:42
very nice. It
9:46
looks like fun. Yeah. Thrown down
9:48
the river in a sauna. I
9:50
wonder if you...are you supposed to like jump out of the sauna
9:52
into the river and then go back? Probably. You're
9:55
supposed to do a cold plunge or shower after a sauna?
9:57
That's exhilarating. Weren't we talking about last night? week
10:00
remember those for lack
10:03
of a better term boxes that had a
10:05
circle cut in the top of them you
10:07
could stick your head out there's saunas that
10:09
you can climb right in. Well in all
10:11
the three Stuages movies. Yeah and then you
10:13
know it was always the same thing there'd
10:15
be a big fat guy in this thing
10:17
and then the Stuages would run by one
10:19
of them would take a broom handle stick
10:21
it in there the guy gets stuck there
10:24
you see steam coming out of his ears
10:26
then they'd run by 10 minutes later this
10:28
little skinny guy would come on those
10:30
are back huh those are back they're huge right now
10:32
the saunas and the steam
10:34
rooms and all that yeah so but i mean
10:36
is it is it with your head just
10:38
sticking out yeah if you want to do one at
10:40
home and not spend thousands of dollars you can get those for
10:43
a couple of hundred can you get
10:45
out yeah it zips up it's
10:47
like a collapsible i see oh okay
10:49
funny they're not the big concern you know
10:51
shut like a no no dryer yeah and
10:53
then you're stuck in well this one is
10:55
a thermal wood mini cube sauna that holds
10:57
two people well there that's a bigger that's
11:00
a nice and look at the fabric what's
11:02
that gonna set you back uh five grand
11:04
yeah let's get one of those we can
11:06
use so we can hang out in it
11:08
and we'll charge everybody else like 50 bucks
11:10
that's right you go to the gym for
11:12
just a couple hundred bucks a month baby
11:14
yeah that's what i do what
11:17
you mean you're going to yeah i take
11:19
all my ladies i'm sorry what is this
11:21
what is a um a gym yeah the
11:23
saunas at the gym gym you
11:26
want to get in there with a bunch of strangers that's what
11:28
happens every day for me that's what i do a
11:31
nice hot steamy sack of jack do
11:34
you want earbuds in you don't talk
11:36
to anybody is it uh unisex it
11:38
is i don't like that i wanted to go back
11:41
to being you have a you were a bathing
11:43
suit or just have a towel on no it's a bathing
11:45
suit it's right by the pool yeah
11:47
yeah you've been there you see it yeah
11:49
but they can read whoever's brawling with you
11:51
reach over and oh yeah that's foggy you
11:53
usually keep your hands talk to people in
11:55
there i don't finger diddle you know do
11:57
you wear have you wear headphones i wear
12:00
earbuds yeah. Oh no. A lot of people talking in
12:02
there. You could talk to people Tom. You'd
12:04
like it. So are
12:07
you married? No it's supposed
12:09
to be a quiet relaxing place. That's what I'd
12:11
say. Yeah. There's a guy
12:13
at my gym that sets his phone up
12:16
on the outside of the sauna and
12:18
has his earbuds in because his phone will get too hot and
12:20
it'll shut off. Oh. And then he keeps it just
12:22
stares at it. Oh you have something to steal.
12:24
Would it be funny if I sat in there
12:26
in like a full suit? Whenever
12:29
anybody looked at me I just said I don't have
12:31
an iron. Yeah. You think I'm gonna
12:33
laugh? That's a Sinatra method by the
12:36
way. This is the sauna
12:38
in a box and it's a zip
12:40
up cloth. It's 350. Look at that.
12:44
That's the thing right there Tom. Okay very good.
12:46
All right. So Pat I want
12:50
to explore this a little bit more. You
12:53
don't talk to anybody in the sauna? I don't know. I
12:55
try to last 15 minutes in there and that's a good
12:57
day. It's very... Do you scratch at
12:59
all? No. Just scratch?
13:01
Is it one of those that has the rocks
13:03
and the ladle? Yeah on either side. The rock.
13:06
No ladle. You don't do any of that. Oh
13:08
okay. Just the hot rocks. Yeah. The kind
13:10
that Steve Lawrence had in Blues Brothers? Yes. Is
13:12
that a dry sauna or a steam? It's a
13:14
dry sauna and they have the steam too. Yeah.
13:17
Do you have a sauna hat? I have a
13:19
sauna hat. A sauna hat. Yeah it's a felt
13:21
hat to help keep the heat and make it
13:23
sweat faster. I wear hoodie in sometimes. It
13:25
looks ridiculous. Yeah but it's beneficial. Yeah. All
13:27
right. It's a felt hat. Can
13:29
you wear the divotate? In your car right now? No
13:31
I don't have it. My car's in my gym bag.
13:33
Okay okay thank you very much. You
13:38
feel dismissed? Yeah I know.
13:41
Veterinarians in Maryland say they removed a
13:43
gear shift knob from a
13:45
snake's stomach. The
13:47
Second Chance Wildlife Center in Gaithersburg
13:50
said it was apparent that the rat snake
13:52
had ingested a foreign object when it was
13:54
brought in. Staff initially thought it might be
13:56
a golf ball. Which
13:58
snakes often mistakes. for fresh chicken eggs.
14:01
However, when the reptile underwent surgery to remove
14:03
the object, the vet discovered a
14:06
gear shift knob in its stomach. It was successfully
14:08
removed. What kind of car was it
14:10
from? Cobra. Hey!
14:12
It's on a cobra. The
14:16
snake is now recovering at the Wildlife Center. It will
14:18
be returned to the wild in the spring. Better
14:21
than Aaron called that a knob job, by the way. I'm
14:24
having a good deal. How
14:27
about this? This is a Disney
14:29
movie waiting to happen called Snakes.
14:31
There's a near-sighted snake who thinks
14:33
these are chicken eggs and they're
14:35
not. They're all golf balls. And
14:37
he tries and tries and tries to get a chicken
14:40
egg. And he does
14:42
that. And at the end, finally, he gets a
14:44
chicken egg. Alright, sir. Thank you for coming. We
14:46
have other pictures to hear. Josh,
14:48
thank you for your patience. And through
14:51
the love of a good female. It
14:53
sounds real cute. Josh, did this snake
14:55
eat the shifter knob from a... Now, Josh, your
14:58
snake was an automatic, right? That's
15:00
exactly right. I didn't
15:02
own a drive manual. How
15:04
did I know you were a snake owner before
15:06
you told us? I could just tell. Yeah,
15:09
I've got some dirt back in me, don't I?
15:11
It's a snake-owned-looking guy.
15:15
Police in India have cleared a
15:17
suspected Chinese spy pigeon
15:19
after it spent eight months in a
15:21
so-called bird lockup. Wait
15:24
a minute. A pigeon? An actual pigeon is a
15:26
spy for the Chinese. That's what they're saying.
15:28
According to the Press Trust of India,
15:30
the pigeon's ordeal began in May when
15:32
it was captured near a port in
15:34
Mumbai with two rings tied to its
15:37
legs carrying words that look like Chinese.
15:40
Police suspected it was involved in espionage
15:42
and took it in. Wow. The
15:44
pigeon was eventually found... They
15:47
use balloons and not pigeons. What
15:50
with the pigeon? Why would they have
15:53
to secret away something on
15:55
a pigeon? I don't know. Something like
15:57
that happens during World War II, maybe.
16:00
I mean, don't they use them right carrier
16:03
pigeons. Well sure carrier pigeons were yeah,
16:05
they carried things Did you know the
16:07
CIA this is absolutely true the CIA
16:09
spent 20 million dollars training
16:11
a cat to be a spy and They
16:14
did all these studies on cats and they finally picked
16:16
this cat out and they did a surgery Where
16:19
they put like this antenna in the spine of
16:21
the cat and a listening device in its
16:23
ear surgically so that it could go
16:25
into this room and listen in
16:27
and then take back the
16:30
recordings and So the day they were
16:32
going to test this cat this van pulls
16:34
up They have two guys sitting on a bench and the
16:36
cat supposed to go up listen to the guys and record
16:38
them and then go Back to the van. Well, they pull
16:40
up. They open the door of
16:42
the van cat runs out 20 million dollars
16:44
immediately hit by a car I Know
16:49
that's true story. Yes true story.
16:51
Really? Yes. Our CIA spent 20
16:53
million training a spy cat. No,
16:55
that's our tax dollars Why
16:58
would the cat walk up to the bench? They
17:00
was rained in through? Yeah, they trained it
17:03
to go up to certain areas and certain
17:05
people and stuff But they
17:07
didn't park on the right side of the street.
17:09
They could make a part exactly Think
17:12
to drop it off on the side This
17:16
pigeon was eventually found to be an
17:18
open water racing bird from Taiwan And
17:20
escaped and made its way to India
17:22
that has now since been released back
17:24
into the wild. I doubt
17:27
it Chick
17:31
to go with your idea. This is
17:33
the first Pixar film featuring waterboarding and
17:36
torture Is
17:41
the movie about snakes finding? golf
17:45
balls what A
17:49
Georgia family was driven out of their home by a
17:51
colony of bats recently Monica and
17:53
Isaiah Grant told the Savannah Morning News
17:55
that they spotted the first bat on
17:57
the evening of January 18 first
18:00
bat. There's a murder
18:03
in Savannah! And
18:06
like everyone, used a blank
18:09
to scoot the bat outside. A broom.
18:11
I'm going to say a fine broom
18:13
of some sort. How about a tennis
18:15
racket? Tennis racket. Where? Well,
18:17
we don't play tennis. It's hot. Damn. It's
18:20
a pickle ball. It's two. Within
18:23
a few days they encountered several more bats,
18:26
including one instance when a friend came running
18:28
out of the bathroom with their pants down
18:30
and scurrying. Man. As
18:32
the situation developed into a
18:34
full-fledged infestation. And her full
18:37
bush was on display. Right
18:39
there for everyone. Good lord, I
18:41
screamed. Put that away. Two
18:45
small children moved to a hotel and
18:47
began rabies treatment. Your pubic shrub
18:49
is visible. God. Then
18:52
I said, you bear it, we'll
18:54
all share it. A
18:57
witticism that did not go unnoticed.
19:00
Thank you. They have also
19:02
started a GoFundMe campaign to raise enough money
19:04
to cover the treatments as well as those
19:06
elbows. They didn't have rabies shots? Yes. That's
19:08
good. Oh, you asked them. A filthy woman. You'd
19:10
have to have rabies shots to be exposed to
19:13
that bush. Told
19:15
them that in the 43 years they've been
19:17
in business, they'd never seen that many bats
19:19
living in a space. Wow. Wonder
19:22
what kind of superpowers the kids are going
19:24
to get. Yeah. Oh, girl. It's my bat.
19:26
Yeah. That's awful. Wow. Yes.
19:29
I've had bats in a place before.
19:31
Oh, I've had bats in my house, sure. Not
19:33
bat, no. Getting a bat out of the garage.
19:35
You take a flashlight. No, I was the hummingbird.
19:38
The hummingbird. Remember? I ain't
19:40
got a bat. I got the most
19:42
terrifying, terrifying hummingbird. I got it. You
19:44
got to get him out of your house. That's
19:47
it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra.
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