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or dot addition he's actually gets his

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job and cruise ship. So

2:01

he's working his cruise ship and he does his act

2:03

every night. The front row is

2:05

the captain of the ship with a parrot on her

2:07

shoulder. So every night he

2:09

does his act. Well by the third night

2:12

the parrot starts figuring out his magicians act.

2:14

So he starts heckling the magician and you

2:16

know it's on his sleeve, it's

2:18

under his hat, his assistant has

2:20

that. So

2:23

that night they hit an iceberg and the

2:25

ship goes down. The magician wakes up floating

2:27

on a piece of driftwood and

2:29

the parrot is sitting on the end of the driftwood

2:31

and they stare at each other for two days

2:33

and don't say a word. They just look at

2:35

each other all mad. Finally

2:37

the bird goes I give where's the

2:40

boat? Oh

2:45

yeah. We're

2:57

just waiting for the cast to actually

2:59

show up for work. Here's more Bob

3:01

a dumb extra. Well

3:04

we're talking about the world's oldest person. That's

3:06

coming up in the news. And

3:09

how old is he? It's

3:12

a woman actually. She is 116. Shall we do it now? Oh

3:14

my god. So

3:18

she's been around, this is

3:20

her second 24. She turns 116 today

3:22

making her the oldest person in the

3:25

US, second oldest person on earth. So she was

3:27

born in her second 24. 1908? Yeah 1908 right? Gosh.

3:34

Holy hell. When she saw Gone with the

3:36

Wind in the theater she was like pregnant.

3:40

That's how old she was. She

3:42

was like 30. Yeah yeah. In

3:44

the theater Gone with the Wind.

3:46

Folks in Willlets, California are planning a

3:49

parade today to celebrate her. Yeah.

3:52

Edith, Edie, Rokogonokinen,

3:54

Sessarelli. Big time. Yeah. That's

3:56

what they call her. The town of

3:58

Willits commemorating the occasion when the the parade that

4:00

will pass by the Holy Spirit residential

4:02

care home where the

4:05

Septigenarian resides and will be

4:07

waving from a window and praying

4:09

she's watching organizers

4:13

and city employees told USA Today that

4:16

Cesarale is a local celebrity and her

4:18

birthday parade is party of the season

4:20

okay she will celebrate with carrot cake

4:22

and strawberry ice cream all right yeah

4:24

I won that all together I gotta

4:27

get her fruit and vegetables she'll

4:31

remember this probably till lunch

4:35

we don't know she might be oh

4:37

yeah there's a change these

4:39

mentally capable than any of us

4:41

okay yeah they say she's pretty

4:43

pretty good really yeah I read

4:45

social or give or take 40

4:47

years after Lincoln got shot Wow

4:51

so it's nice having a nice parade she's seen a lot don't make

4:53

the band too loud scare

5:02

she's born Teddy Roosevelt was president

5:04

right all right was yeah oh

5:06

yeah like boy

5:08

she may have been born

5:10

when he was still commissioner ypg form she

5:16

has to really scroll away I've

5:20

always wondered what it where did it

5:22

winded where did they quit a hundred

5:24

a hundred plus color in that circle

5:26

next to

5:30

the next time I have one of them you have to

5:32

scroll down I'll I'll keep going see how far you can

5:34

go see see where they

5:36

draw the line is there a thing

5:39

at the bottom that says other just in

5:41

case to give them the opportunity to fill it or

5:43

just her name she's

5:47

believed to be the second oldest a living person on

5:55

earth yeah okay and like

5:57

is it ever or do we know what

6:00

the oldest person ever. I

6:03

thought it was like a hundred eighteen or a hundred nineteen I

6:05

thought. And then it's always a

6:07

little sketchy but there's a cool dodge. People are

6:09

lying. They can't find a first certificate or something.

6:11

It's like trying for president. And then some of

6:15

these guys. Usually in Japan. They're

6:17

all up there. That's the yeah. I

6:19

mean the president's always a

6:22

little sketchy. Oh. You can buy them online

6:24

you know Josh. I was going to say

6:26

sometimes you get the Dominican Dominican little league

6:28

baseball team involved. God knows

6:30

how old they are. You know. The oldest

6:33

living person right now is

6:35

Maria Brandes of Spain. She's

6:38

a hundred and sixteen and three hundred and thirty eight

6:40

days. She's got almost a year on her.

6:43

How do you know. That they passed away. Oh. You

6:45

mean. Don't you

6:50

have to go. You're shaking. You got to touch

6:53

him right. I would think. Okay. The

6:55

oldest ever they believe was a miss

6:58

a genie Calmette. She was French wasn't

7:00

she. Yes. Yeah. A hundred and twenty

7:02

two years. A hundred and sixty four

7:04

days. Oh my God. When they start

7:07

counting the days again it's kind of like when you're a

7:09

little. Oh yeah. Yeah. They're

7:12

going back. Oh.

7:14

But everything comes around Tom. They started

7:16

to count days. You're

7:18

back in diapers. Yeah. Yeah. They're

7:20

quite a few. Several hundred over

7:22

a hundred and fifteen. Aren't

7:26

we now. Don't we have more

7:28

people over a hundred than we've

7:30

ever had before. And it

7:33

would just an epic survey. It looks

7:35

like a disproportionate number of them are

7:37

from Japan. Now that's

7:39

one of the blue areas if you've seen

7:41

the documentary. But there's also the

7:43

issue of who's keeping track. But

7:46

yeah. If you look at this list of quite a

7:48

few are from Japan. So that may

7:51

be part of the diet or genetics or who knows.

7:53

But we will

7:56

celebrate this young lady's hundred

7:58

and sixteenth birthday. today.

8:02

I wonder where I'll be when I'm 160. Either in an urn or... You

8:10

wanted to say 40 years dead. 40 years

8:12

dead, didn't you? That's what you wanted to

8:14

say. You'll be sitting right there. That's right.

8:17

Talking about the new half-sky board, but still

8:19

full of you, you know. Because

8:21

I haven't suffered enough yet. I'm going to sit right

8:23

here. Speaking of that, dear Tom, I love you. It

8:26

starts out. This is from David. I

8:33

pulled a Tom. I forgot

8:35

the word speedometer over

8:37

the weekend. Instead, I said, I wonder

8:42

how fast I'm going. Where is

8:44

my speed clock? Thank you, David,

8:47

very much. Thank

8:50

you, David, very much. Like the speed clock, yes.

8:52

Sometimes when you're talking, you just got to make

8:54

up the word as you go. Yeah, just got

8:56

to go. Speed clock's a good one. Makes sense? Almost

9:00

as it explains itself, really. Very good. Very good.

9:02

Thank you very much. You're welcome. If you want

9:04

to get a hold of us, you can write

9:06

us, bobandtom at bobandtom.com. We always love hearing from

9:09

you. I'm going to squeeze a request in here

9:11

shortly. Is it

9:13

Pat Godwin? What do you want to

9:15

hear of mine, Tom? No, it's a request. Someone

9:19

out there? Maybe

9:22

we could have a Super

9:24

Bowl song every day. How about that? No?

9:30

We could do that. I have Super Bowl

9:32

theme music. I have that from, you know, it's in

9:34

Vegas, you know. So you have to go

9:36

with this. It's the King.

9:39

I'm making Vegas days in Vegas, baby.

9:48

Remember they redid this for oceans, I

9:50

think? A little less complicated.

10:00

Was

10:05

your mom a big Elvis

10:08

fan? She

10:18

was not. Really? She was.

10:20

I just pictured her as an Elvis fan.

10:24

Wasn't she briefly the fan of one

10:27

specific country star? Yeah. Like

10:29

who? Charlie Pride. She

10:32

did like Charlie Pride until the night he was on

10:34

He-Home. And

10:36

then she was quite surprised. So who was she at

10:38

Vanna? She was, did not care

10:40

for Charlie after that. That is unfortunate.

10:43

Yeah, yeah. Boy, oh boy. She

10:46

liked Conway Twitty. So those

10:48

were the records you heard in your home.

10:50

And the Twitty Birds. Remember Conway Twitty? Sure.

10:53

Because he had a rock and roll

10:56

song, if you will, before he went

10:58

into country. It was called It's Only

11:00

Make-Believe or something. I'm not familiar with

11:02

that. Conrad Verde from

11:04

Bye Bye Verde is they took the name

11:06

based on Conway Twitty. Did they really? Yeah.

11:10

Is that right? Yeah. I

11:12

don't think that's, do you think that's true?

11:15

Probably. I don't know. I

11:17

don't know. The only way

11:19

I'll believe that is if I talk to

11:21

Gower Champion, okay? All I know is when

11:23

you hear facts on this show, and this

11:26

includes from me. Yeah, yeah. I'm

11:28

a little chucked. What do

11:30

you have going on over there? Nothing.

11:34

Not a thing. What are you going to do now? It was the NHL. It

11:37

was the NHL All-Star Game over the

11:39

weekend. You guys know about this? Yeah.

11:42

And they don't go east or west or north or

11:44

south. They pick two players, much like they do in

11:46

the NBA. So it was the

11:49

Matthews team against the McDavid team. Just

11:52

a quick snapshot here. Everyone

11:54

in Canada's named McDavid. That's right. Did

11:57

they hit pretty hard? No, not in the game. No,

12:00

not a... I mean,

12:02

they barely move. Some NHL

12:04

did something this year where the winner of

12:06

the skills competition took home a million bucks.

12:09

There's a little incentive for you. Wow. How

12:11

about that? Yeah. Winner take all. Your

12:14

idea, Tom? Canadian or American?

12:17

That's a good question. Isn't

12:21

the exchange rate pretty much even right now? I

12:25

was fascinated by that when I was a kid. I would

12:27

see magazines and it would say, $2 American,

12:29

$2.85 Canadian. Yeah.

12:32

What the hell is this? I know. I always wondered

12:34

what Canada was doing wrong to have to pay more.

12:37

Yeah. What are

12:39

they doing? Are they getting more out of this

12:41

magazine than I am? What the hell is going

12:43

on here? I had to convert meters to feet

12:45

this morning. Oh, no kidding? Is that right? Or

12:47

maybe a minute or whatever, kilometers to miles. We're

12:49

going to get the urologists? I can never remember

12:51

that. Yeah, because you're... You're

12:53

hanging down so long. These meters, how

12:56

do you want this, Doc? Meters or feet? Help

13:00

me out here, Doc. Can I... Oh,

13:03

and finally this morning in sports,

13:06

minor league baseball, one of my favorite teams.

13:08

You know how I like the minor league

13:10

baseball teams and their names? The

13:13

Akron Rubber Ducks... That is

13:15

good. ...are rebranding themselves after

13:17

a salad dressing. Is that

13:19

right? The Rubber Ducks will

13:21

become the Akron

13:24

White French for just one night,

13:26

July 19th. The

13:28

move is part of the team's only in

13:31

Akron series. The team announced

13:33

that it will also rebrand for a

13:35

game in June to the Barberton Fried

13:37

Chicken and Hot Rice. Yum!

13:39

Barberton is a city up there,

13:41

Akron and Toledo and all that.

13:43

According to cleveland.com, White

13:47

French dressing is one of the

13:49

uniquely Akron culinary identities. No kidding,

13:51

are you familiar with it? I

13:53

am not. I'm not either. White

13:55

French salad dressing ticket package includes

13:57

a game ticket and themed adjust...

14:00

hat, hot dog, and cost, no, you buy

14:02

a hot dog too, I bet, and

14:04

cost $40. Ace, $40 a

14:06

ticket. Would you know the famous

14:08

Frenchman from Akron, from the crazy formata league? Well

14:11

the famous Frenchman from Akron, LeBron

14:13

J. LeBron J. Never

14:15

mind. Akron

14:19

White French merchandise available

14:22

at rubberducks.milbstore, all one

14:24

word dot com, and

14:26

in the rubber ducks team shop. Isn't the Akron

14:29

White French sound like a kind of

14:31

a twist on the Cleveland Steamer? Oh,

14:34

you ever the old Akron White French? Yeah, the

14:36

old Akron White French. How's she doing? She's okay.

14:38

As long as you're the Akron Black French, you

14:40

couldn't walk for a while. Oh,

14:43

I see. What's in regular French dressing? Just

14:46

sugar. It's

14:48

very sweet, I just remember. And

14:51

is it true that Thousand Island is ketchup and

14:53

mayonnaise? Is that true, or is that something I

14:55

just... I don't know if it's actually true or

14:57

not. I don't have white trash, Thousand Island. I

14:59

think that might be. You

15:02

know, there's a team, and I think it's a rugby team. Am

15:05

I getting this right? Or maybe a soccer team called

15:07

the Red Blacks. And

15:09

they're very popular. The Red Blacks? The

15:11

Red Blacks. I think they

15:13

were the Reds, and then they were the Blacks, and

15:15

they merged. Oh, I got you. Yeah, they're the Red

15:17

Blacks. It's kind of cool. It's very cool, yeah. Okay,

15:19

well, but the White French will be

15:22

in Akron. How about

15:24

that? A rubber duck for a rubber ducks

15:26

game. Very, very nice. A rubber duck song

15:28

by Ernie from Fesame Street? Unfortunately, yes. Rubber

15:30

ducky. I don't think I knew until you guys

15:32

told me that that was a radio hit. I

15:34

thought it was just on Sesame Street. Huge,

15:36

huge hit. By hit, hit the button. Yeah,

15:39

but I mean... How do you

15:41

hate rubber ducky by Ernie? I

15:44

just do. Sorry, I've told you before, the

15:47

things I dislike, it's unreasonable of me to

15:49

dislike. So you guys would play that and

15:51

then like Zeppelin? No, no, no, no, no.

15:54

No, no, no. No, we played. Yeah,

15:57

we played that and then Tony Orlando. Or

15:59

the cast. Justin and Tennille love Will Keep

16:01

Gotcha. I think I was probably

16:04

the most, you guys were kind of an album

16:06

rock. I did Top 40 for

16:08

a short period of time. I did Top

16:10

40 for two years. I did Adult Contemporary

16:12

and I never understood that man. I'm not

16:14

Tom, Adult Contento. Tom, what does that mean?

16:19

It means soft rock. Robert

16:21

Ducky isn't that far off from what

16:23

did the Fox say? Or maybe shark.

16:26

Or Hello, Motta. Hello,

16:29

Fonda. It was some of those

16:31

other radio hits. Yes. Now where

16:33

do you stand on a rubber biscuit? Oh,

16:35

I love rubber. I should have been in the Blues Brothers doing it. It's

16:37

fun. It's not something I

16:39

would have put on. I think I'll

16:41

have a wish sandwich. That's why you'll

16:43

get a piece of bread and another

16:45

piece of bread and wish you had

16:47

some meat. That was very

16:50

good. Dan Aykroyd from Rubber Biscuit. I don't

16:52

know. I'm not a big fan of rubber. I'm

16:57

a big fan of rubber. I'm

17:00

a big fan of rubber. That's what

17:02

I wanted to tell you. The NFL

17:04

Pro Bowl game looked like

17:06

because they had the tug of war, they

17:08

had all kinds of things other than the

17:10

flag football game yesterday. It looked like Scooby

17:12

Doo's laugh Olympics. Honest

17:17

to God did. It's like the

17:19

Yogi You Hoos and the Fred Flintstone.

17:21

Did they at least look like they

17:24

were having a good time? They

17:26

were laughing in their bucket

17:29

hats. Yeah, I guess. Yeah,

17:32

you know, being all millionaire-y. Yes,

17:34

you know. Beautiful

17:39

women in the stands and their

17:41

wives. Good morning, Dan. Good morning,

17:43

over. Thank you very much. Squeezing

17:45

a condom, hoping to get some

17:47

sperm out. That's no... Hey,

17:49

fuck me. Didn't they fuck you

17:51

with our number one? Once

17:56

Again, that is Tom's daughter

17:58

saying, Chick-Pee-Gee. This is

18:00

what you farted. so. You're

18:03

hearing last as current a C.

18:05

So what is. It like that. See

18:07

this as. Oh yeah yeah I know that

18:09

is now a young in a circle and

18:11

are certain we have a couple years America

18:13

we're We also have this one where wherever

18:15

I said I like the i'm a widow

18:17

blaze either daughter now hard and know and

18:19

on my knees Edu and they they did

18:21

this one. Is

18:28

there even when we're so I'm not

18:30

one seven? Okay, so our wait until

18:32

love. Who does that harder fund? Which

18:35

one does That was The Runner. Don't

18:37

Eat The Original Original Sin Sin as

18:39

wait until Sense, nurses and time said

18:42

I shouldn't be doing that. I. That's

18:49

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