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I'm Chad Daniels. I'm a, once again, husband of one,

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father of two. Don't you have a news

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conference for your kids every now and then? Three

1:03

times a day when I'm home, I have a press conference

1:05

with my children. Really? So they're asking

1:07

the questions or are they on the dais with you?

1:09

They're only allowed to ask questions during the conference. Exactly.

1:12

Because what happened was there was questions all

1:14

day. And I don't have time for that.

1:17

I got to think a little bit for myself. Otherwise, I

1:19

go out in the real world with adults and I'm like,

1:21

Oh, it's a ball. I'm

1:23

just too integrated in the children. Yeah.

1:27

Yeah. Yeah. So

1:29

I laminated some press passes, gave them a notebook and a

1:31

pen. Right. Three times

1:33

a day, I wheel a podium out of

1:35

my closet into the living room and they come

1:37

running. Oh, I'll bet. Because they

1:39

know it's the only time. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. Exactly.

1:41

Do you have to acknowledge them? I absolutely do. I

1:44

say, okay, everyone settle down, please. Thank

1:46

you for coming. We'll go ahead and start the press

1:48

conference. I'll go, ladies first, Olivia, first question. What

1:51

is your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator? Well, it's

1:53

a great question. There's

1:56

a magnet on the back of it. Magnet stick

1:58

to metal. The refrigerator is made of metal. That's why

2:00

your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator.

2:02

Great question. Isaac, next question.

2:05

Yeah, sometimes the green jelly beans can be tricky. Stick it

2:07

in your mouth, you think it's lime and it's spearmint and

2:09

spearmint sucks. Watch your ass,

2:11

smell your jelly bean. Great

2:14

question. Olivia, next question. There

2:17

is a magnet on the back of it.

2:19

I think. Isaac.

2:24

Next question. Why

2:27

does your sister cry all the time? Well, that's a great question. I

2:29

think a lot of people in this house want an answer to that.

2:32

As you know, for starters, we have wooden floors all over

2:35

our home and crazy runs around in cotton socks, but

2:37

there's not gonna be consequences. Not

2:40

to mention the fact, she never watches where she goes.

2:44

Do you remember when she hit her face in the side mirror

2:46

of my car? How did you

2:48

not see your face coming at you? You

2:51

never thought, there's my face, but here's my face. Awesome

2:55

question. Awesome question. Olivia,

2:58

next question. It's a magnet.

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March. Madness is officially here. We'll

4:02

be hearing about that from Chitwiggy at the sports

4:04

desk. Yeah, yeah. Sure. You

4:06

got a little March Madness going over there? I

4:10

wouldn't go so far to say March

4:12

Madness, maybe March Irritation. I'm March... Upset

4:15

a little bit. I'm March... Why is

4:17

that? Are you upset? No, no, no.

4:20

I just... I don't get to

4:22

Madness. That's... Too much. Yeah,

4:24

that's too much. You guys don't know what Madness

4:26

means, I don't think. We have a story coming

4:28

up about the average person will bet quite

4:31

a bit of money. I'm kind of a big

4:33

number. No, it's a really stupid survey that

4:35

he's come up with, so good luck everybody.

4:37

I didn't come up with that. Passed

4:40

along to me and... Here's

4:43

what happened. What? Off

4:45

the air. Okay. We're

4:47

looking at this funny story, okay? It's

4:50

a great story. He doesn't even know he does this. See,

4:52

he's doing it right now. He doesn't even know he does

4:54

this. I'll do this and I'll go, oh, hey, it's a

4:56

funny story. And

4:58

he'll go about, hey, hey, I've got a funny

5:00

story too. Just

5:03

exactly like that. I do. Because

5:06

it's a competition. It's not a competition. Don't

5:08

forget about that ever. It's a competition. They're

5:10

both very funny stories. Thank

5:13

you, Tom. There you go. See,

5:15

because when you do stuff like that, that

5:18

makes me feel like... You're

5:20

seen and accepted. And if

5:22

the last thing I'm going to do is laugh at

5:25

your funny Chatori, what do

5:27

you think of that? Okay. See

5:30

how that happens? You and Bill Belichick

5:32

should get together. What do I do?

5:34

I just... No, no. You

5:37

and Bill Belichick should get together and

5:39

decide that, yeah, you can have success,

5:43

but at what cost when you make everybody

5:45

walk on eggshells? But go ahead. They'll

5:47

walk on eggshells. We

5:50

got a funny story from the world of zoos

5:52

today. We got a really

5:54

good zoo story. We got a good... I think

5:57

zoos are hilarious. You know that. Well,

5:59

this is... heard of this particular critter

6:01

had you, Kristi? Uh-uh.

6:03

We'll get to that coming up. I

6:07

bet the Dickey brothers will be very

6:09

impressed. We have a vaginal rejuvenation in

6:11

the news. Is this still a thing?

6:14

Well, the, what

6:16

is it, the FDA is in all that please with some of the

6:19

stuff being done out there. So be

6:21

careful, ladies. We'll let you know about

6:23

that coming up. Um,

6:26

and a couple of cool world records, I

6:28

think. No? Yes.

6:30

Wonderful world records. Have you seen the one

6:32

with the plungers? I

6:37

don't know why, but that area of the body

6:39

kind of freaks me out. And I don't know

6:41

why. I don't want to understand. What

6:43

area? The male

6:45

nipple. The male nipple. It freaks you out?

6:47

I, maybe that's a little strong. Maybe I'm

6:50

not, maybe it's not madness. That's not what

6:52

I mean. Your own nipples or other guys?

6:54

Other guys nipples, I think. Yeah. All

6:57

right. We have a world record involving that

6:59

area of the human body. All right. I

7:02

will acknowledge it is very stupid.

7:04

Okay. But it was

7:07

done in Japan on, I think it

7:09

was done in Japan. It's a big

7:11

televised event. All

7:15

right. But, uh, all right. You'll

7:17

get to find out what we're

7:19

talking about there. What

7:21

else is happening in sports? The top

7:23

four seeds have been announced. Who are

7:25

they? Houston, Purdue, North Carolina, and UConn.

7:28

UConn, the overall number one for

7:31

the NCAA tournament. That's the men's

7:33

bracket on the ladies bracket. It's

7:35

Iowa, South Carolina, USC, and Texas.

7:38

So there you go. And then the NIT

7:40

is also out. Those bids are out. The

7:42

first four, Tom, I know how you like

7:44

all this. First

7:46

four teams, those games start tomorrow night

7:48

and Wednesday night in Dayton,

7:50

Ohio, beautiful Montgomery County. Uh-huh.

7:54

On true. Now, this, when

7:58

they first started this, we, we, uh, I

8:01

thought this might be more of a problem than it's

8:03

become, but apparently the people who want to watch the

8:05

games know where they're on. So they're going to be

8:08

on TruTV, they're going to

8:10

be on CBS, they're going to be on

8:12

TNT. I

8:14

think that's it. TNT, TruTV, CBS,

8:17

and TBS. Wow. There

8:19

you go. And

8:22

Shaq and Charles and Ernie

8:24

are kind of

8:26

featured prominently for college basketball because that's

8:28

what they do. Will

8:31

you be doing any gambling? Have I been

8:33

doing any gambling? Will I be

8:35

doing it? Yes. No, I will not be doing

8:37

it. Not even the NIT? No,

8:40

because you taught me that one

8:43

great lesson many years ago. Yeah, I hate the

8:45

nitpick. There

8:47

it is. That's right. And

8:51

I think it's kind of

8:53

rude, but apparently some of the

8:56

squads have turned down their invitation to

8:58

the national invitation tournament. They said no

9:00

thanks. Really? Most notably Rick

9:02

Patino and the St. John's. Some call him the

9:04

Johnny's. They say no thanks. We're

9:06

not participating in the NIT. What's the reasoning behind

9:08

that? It's the lesser people looking at it. They

9:11

don't like money. I don't know. Lesser tournament, I

9:13

guess. I don't know. Maybe the student senate. You'd

9:15

have to ask them. Study, I don't know. But

9:18

as always, great question. No.

9:21

No, I think it's a perfectly valid question. Why

9:24

do people do things, Christie? I don't know. Why

9:26

is he the way he is? Why am I

9:28

like I am? I don't know. Why is Josh

9:30

the way he is? I don't know. Okay.

9:33

Fair enough. Josh, got any cat pictures?

9:35

Cat pictures? Are there other kitty cats?

9:37

Yeah. Why do you ask? Because

9:39

we have cat pictures in the news, Josh. Oh, okay. Yeah,

9:41

I've got them. It involves something that you really like. Yeah. Oh,

9:44

it's got a literary spin. Sweet, sweet kitty

9:46

cat. Yeah. So we'll

9:48

be finding out why it might be handy to

9:50

have some cat pictures. I thought you didn't like

9:52

stories like this. Which one? Marsh

9:55

Banders fans already planning to skip work, cancel

9:57

dates, watch the NCAA tournament, productivity and an

9:59

all-star. time low. I thought you didn't like

10:01

stories like that. No, no. What I don't

10:03

like is that, whatever it's

10:05

called, that organization Christmas Gray and

10:07

the organization or what they've

10:09

come up with. Every year they

10:11

come up with these ridiculous numbers saying,

10:13

the economy is collapsing because people are

10:15

watching TV and having commonality. I don't

10:17

think anyone's ever said the economy is

10:19

collapsing. The sky is falling because people

10:21

are enjoying themselves, having a little bit

10:23

of community and gathering around

10:25

a TV for a few minutes at work.

10:28

Calm down. Yeah, something to be said for

10:30

morale. Yeah. Over 25% admit that they've skipped

10:32

work for March of Madness. Good. Take

10:34

a day off. Oh yeah, so what? 20% say they've canceled dates and

10:39

skipped birthday parties, so they can

10:42

watch basketball. 90% say they're so

10:44

loyal to their team, they intend

10:46

to watch every second of their

10:48

games even if they're losing. Boy,

10:50

I feel that. Yeah, yeah.

10:52

20%, huh? I don't need an excuse. I can just

10:55

cancel. Well, I'm just saying,

10:57

I think it's kind of fun. We'll get that. There's

11:00

that survey that comes out about

11:02

lost productivity. It's not like they

11:04

stopped the assembly line in Detroit.

11:06

Hey guys, this is a game

11:08

on. Stop making the cars. Calm

11:10

down. Every year there's this

11:12

buzzkill. Nice

11:16

to have something in common. There's

11:19

no way the March of Madness

11:21

hurts productivity more than phones and

11:23

or social media. Yeah, exactly. I

11:26

think Josh brings up a good point. Comradery. What

11:28

happened to that in the workplace?

11:31

Sure. Get together, hang out, chat,

11:33

enjoy the people you work with. What happened to that? I was

11:36

just talking to a friend of mine the other day. Help

11:38

me with this, Josh. This

11:41

friend of mine has a late

11:45

teenage daughter. I think she's 17, whatever.

11:51

He was saying that he has a very nice television

11:53

set or two at his house, but

11:55

his daughter was in her room watching Oppenheimer

11:57

on her phone. Oh man. I'm

12:02

just, I, you, why? Maybe

12:05

go see her. She doesn't want to sit in

12:08

the room with her dad. I don't know. I'm

12:10

17, I guess. Maybe watch it on

12:12

the IMAX. I don't know. Just, okay. Well, there are a

12:14

couple scenes in Oppenheimer where I could see where a 17-year-old

12:16

boy might go to his room to

12:18

watch on his phone. True enough.

12:21

You know, I hadn't thought about that,

12:23

but you're right. Okay. I'll

12:26

tell Christopher Nolan. He made a big damn deal about

12:28

watching in the biggest possible. Yeah, yeah. He'll come to

12:30

your house. He's going to come to your house and

12:32

grab your phone. Well,

12:35

we have many things to get to today, including

12:38

one of my favorite old songs has become kind

12:40

of true. It's

12:43

a news story that takes the scenario

12:45

of a great old song

12:47

and, uh-huh, whatever. We

12:49

have no bananas today. What's that? What that is?

12:51

Or should we just guess? Let me show you

12:54

a very good video. Which one? Also, it involves...

12:56

Sounds like a... Let me tell

12:58

you something. Sounds like a big payoff here. Our

13:00

happy days, indeed, here again. It's

13:02

a double payoff, actually. Is that right? Because it's got

13:05

one of my other favorite things in it, so. Okay.

13:09

Pauline singing it? What, uh... Your

13:11

ear. Your clothes. Am I close?

13:15

That's all happening today. We have a

13:17

sad obituary in the news. Not that there are too

13:19

many happy ones. Although, now that I

13:21

think about it, I can think of a couple happy ones. I don't

13:23

know. When Bill Belichick passes, I'll be happy. I'll tell you that. Have

13:26

you watched this documentary? What documentary? It's

13:28

ten parts, nine parts about the

13:31

New England Patriots dynasty. No. Somebody...

13:34

Somebody should have got a hold of Belichick and said, look, you

13:37

can't keep doing this. People are going to

13:39

hate you. You mark my words. They

13:42

gave him, I don't know,

13:44

50 chances to come off his

13:46

stoic, control,

13:49

despot, Stalin-esque

13:53

visage. He would not do it. He

13:57

will never coach again in the NFL. Mark my words.

14:00

Write that down. He

14:02

is, what do they

14:04

call that when something is a,

14:08

he's like a filthy, awful disease. He's

14:12

got to be in cause of the next pandemic. But

14:15

wouldn't you say historically? No

14:19

matter what. No, all

14:21

the dynasties in that way, you're exactly correct.

14:23

Yes. I

14:25

got into a discussion about that.

14:28

Yeah. I mean, Shaq and Covey ended up hating each

14:30

other. The

14:32

Steelers and Bradshaw and Chuck Nold didn't like it.

14:35

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. We'll

14:37

see. We'll see. Oh,

14:39

no. And where is this being a? Apple, Apple Plus TV. Oh,

14:42

Josh, I saw something that would have made you throw a brick

14:44

at the TV. Oh, no. Yeah,

14:47

there's this new show. I think it's called Manhunt.

14:49

Oh, yeah. I

14:51

just started watching it. I broke my rule that not

14:53

all the episodes have dropped yet. And I went ahead

14:56

and started watching it. That's about the assassination of Lincoln

14:58

and the. Oh, yeah. I saw a

15:00

preview for that. Yeah. It's really well

15:02

done. And then I'm watching it the other day. Patton

15:07

Oswalt is in it. I'm a big fan. Is

15:09

this a spoiler alert? No. Okay.

15:12

But he comes out, he walks into the room and he goes,

15:14

well, we have the intel on the song. You

15:17

have the intel. You have the

15:19

intel on 1865, do you? You

15:22

know, I wonder that. Do you see that

15:24

scene? There were two errors and

15:26

you would never hear. I

15:30

don't know. I don't know.

15:32

I think what he said, we have the intel and I'm

15:34

going to see if I can find John Wilkes Booth based

15:36

on where his iPhone is. Oh,

15:38

well that seems off. Yeah. Well,

15:40

that part seemed off, certainly. Didn't that

15:42

immediately go off? It's a movie. No,

15:45

I don't. Maybe that wasn't working. I

15:47

think the facial hair they chose for Patton Oswalt. Yeah,

15:50

that was. Or more threw it off than anything. Yeah, it

15:52

looked like they'd taken a whisk broom, dyed it black and

15:54

pasted it to his face. It was a

15:56

word back then. No. It

15:58

could have been. No. stuff. Intel.

16:02

Civil War Intel. Maybe. I

16:04

don't know. They used the term Secret Service for the

16:06

Confederacy. I mean, I wouldn't think

16:08

Secret Service would have been around back in the 1860s, but maybe.

16:12

Okay. I just thought it was a little

16:15

bit of a bad choice. I don't think,

16:17

I could see where that would hit the ear wrong, looking at

16:19

those folks and like in their costumes and stuff. It's

16:21

an abbreviation for Intel. I know what it

16:23

is, but I mean, I hadn't heard the word Intel in

16:25

about 10 years ago. I will tell you this. When I

16:27

was watching it and I heard them say that, I did

16:30

think, Tom's not going to like that.

16:34

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Duvernay. To vote for Peter and The Rock and Roll Hall

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of Fame. If the I know I got a you know something

20:11

like a bang us are gonna put out of us. Got

20:14

a nice letter here. Ah dear Bob

20:16

and Tom show Went to see the

20:19

Peter Frampton concert Saturday night of Mt.

20:21

Pleasant, Michigan. He was fantastic! I

20:24

would see Joe and Mt. Pleasant Rights. Anyone who

20:26

has enough to to see him a chance to

20:28

do not hesitate to go. He is an exceptional.

20:30

He is a genius! Ah a story gets in

20:32

the rocker Hall of fame. Please vote for Peter

20:34

to getting a less nice thank you Mr. Fox.

20:36

As from Joe Fox and is a

20:39

picture of Peter Ah and the State

20:41

whose Marshall Amps Love. And.

20:44

On asparagus y eso. Give us a forum for

20:46

a pretty well. As

20:48

smart not just me as it though no

20:51

a disease out was mine is totally insane

20:53

or producers. A sensible and his. Really?

20:55

That's why would you say was unaware

20:57

of because you're insane because it's just

20:59

kind of the pad explain to him

21:02

why didn't I guess you're giving a

21:04

little blue collar you're adding a when

21:06

you still a at Arsenal I have

21:08

the marshall plan or maybe they're classic

21:10

used by many guy at work with

21:12

when I was is all baby discharging

21:14

his honor name was marshall amplifier know

21:17

where he finally chasers or was it

21:19

was during this this is dick breasted

21:21

already taken certain parts aura when I

21:23

know that far not far from. Him

21:25

honoring a marginal amplifiers and the way you

21:27

have. I don't read Zeppelin with traffic. I

21:29

love when they do that as a lot

21:31

of martial lamps of this is a day

21:33

or this is the day I want to.

21:35

I'm going to call my shot like baber.

21:38

This is the day he's gonna fire make.

21:42

You wait and see on out with

21:44

his alleged it's gonna happen Help your

21:46

pet is in my curtains and you

21:49

can get him of a marshal amp

21:51

look alike refrigerator. yeah of course of

21:53

silo metaphor about purchase those. As gifts

21:55

with allow her. To. see some

21:57

kind of a famous rock and roll an episode or Peter

22:00

Franklin at third stage. I bet

22:02

his bass player is using PV. Ace

22:05

points out his bass player is using PV. I

22:08

don't even get that. That's another brand.

22:12

It doesn't have the... Gravitas.

22:17

They're both fine. Didn't Hendrick his Marshall amp? I'm

22:20

sorry. Why are you upset, Jake?

22:22

This is the kind of thing... The

22:24

Marshall amp is to amplifiers what

22:27

the Michael Jordan is to

22:29

shoes. It's a whole panoramic

22:34

colors that you've painted with

22:37

your career in my life. I've been listening to

22:39

this horse crap come out of your

22:41

mouth. It's just... I'll

22:44

tell Mr. Franklin you were being mean. Have

22:47

a good show, Kristie. Thanks. It'll be fine. Or

22:50

if Kristie doesn't want to come do news tomorrow, why not... Jess

22:52

Hooker come in and

22:54

do it like she has before. I made that offer

22:57

to Kristie. Why saddle me with the news? Is there

22:59

something else for you to get mad at me about?

23:01

I think it'd be fun. Chick

23:05

McGee with news. Have you ever done news, straight

23:07

news? Yes, Tom. No, not straight news. I don't

23:09

do straight sports. I don't do straight anything. I'm

23:12

gay as a goose. You know that. Back me

23:14

up on this, Josh. He

23:16

is gay as a goose. Thank you. I've

23:20

been gay with Josh. That's right. How

23:23

do you feel now, pal? Yeah, remember? We'll

23:26

always have Milwaukee. We'll always have

23:28

the A-1-4. Remember

23:30

the Zemas? Remember the Zemas?

23:34

They brought Zemas back, right? Yeah,

23:36

every now and again. It's like

23:38

the... It's like the...

23:42

McRib of booze. You're for a

23:44

Zemas? No, thank

23:46

you. I want to remind you that we're

23:49

going to be taking this show on the road. Charleston, West Virginia, Friday,

23:52

April 5th. That

23:54

morning we're going to be at the Charleston Coliseum and Convention

23:56

Center, courtesy of Rock 105. Hope you can stop by. and

24:00

that evening we've got a special comedy show

24:02

featuring Jeff Oskey, Josh Arnold, Willie G., Pat

24:04

Godwin, Chris and I will be your hosts.

24:07

Tickets for that are up and running right

24:10

now at ticketmaster.com in Charleston, West Virginia. Let's

24:12

turn to the sports page with Kick McGee. What do

24:14

you got over there? March Madness has begun. Defendant

24:17

champion Connecticut along with Houston, Purdue

24:19

and North Carolina, the top seeds

24:22

in the bracket. That's

24:25

the men's side on the ladies' side. Of

24:27

course, South Carolina is the number one overall

24:29

seed. Iowa, USC and Texas

24:32

are your top seeds

24:34

across the regions.

24:37

One golf note last night or

24:40

yesterday afternoon, Scotty Scheffler has become the

24:42

first player in 50 years of

24:44

the players' championship to win back to back.

24:48

He'd been dealing with neck pain all week. He started

24:50

the final round five shots back. He closed with a

24:52

64. He

24:55

had an eagle and he goes ahead and

24:58

wins that tournament. Now here's a recent study

25:02

revealing the lengths that some March Madness

25:04

fans will go to in order to

25:06

watch the 2024 NCAA

25:08

tournament. This

25:11

is a survey conducted

25:15

by, well we don't

25:17

know who conducted it, but we know that they talk

25:20

to people who are attending to watch the tournament. Is that

25:22

what you're saying? According

25:26

to a poll of 2,000 basketball

25:29

fans, over 25%

25:32

admit that they've skipped work for March Madness. 20%

25:35

say they canceled dates, skipped birthday parties. 90%

25:38

of respondents are so loyal to their teams, they

25:40

intend to watch every second of the games, even

25:43

if they're losing. I don't understand

25:46

how can you have 90% of anything

25:48

in that number. I don't get that. Of

25:50

course, 90% of respondents that

25:53

are loyal to a team. Alright,

25:56

that makes sense. So if you're a fan of one team, even

25:58

if they're getting slaughtered, you'd be surprised. stick there and

26:00

stick it out till the end. Do you

26:02

do that with your football? Not anymore. Average

26:05

fans plan to spend 13 hours

26:08

watching the game. All

26:11

the games I guess. I don't under... well how

26:13

did they ask that question? So how

26:16

many hours do you intend to watch

26:18

the games? They added them all up and divided by

26:20

the number of people they asked.

26:23

Okay. And

26:26

according to this survey people spend three

26:28

hours making the brackets. Three

26:31

hours? All

26:34

right. Five hours

26:37

engaging with online content. Five

26:40

hours! With

26:42

a three-week tournament. And five hours and

26:45

five hours watching highlights. And then

26:47

three hours placing bets. So

26:50

if you do the math real quick that's 10, 13, 16, 16 hours. So

26:52

they slept eight hours. But

26:57

that one day they

27:00

spent the rest of their time engaged with the NCAA

27:02

tournament. Is it what percentage will ask their parents to

27:04

cover their losses? 25% admit that they placed

27:07

bets against their favorite team and that they would

27:09

do so again. You know that's a good question

27:11

Tom and that I promise you in the next

27:13

few years that's gonna be a big story. Mom

27:16

and dad had to bail me out of

27:18

some gambling issues. Do you remember the one

27:21

we had was it six months ago where

27:23

the mother had to get

27:25

mortgage of the house to pay the kids online

27:28

gambling debt? Oh man. Yeah.

27:30

I wouldn't you would do that? I wouldn't

27:33

do that. No I'm just saying we had

27:35

a new story about a case where that

27:37

happened. Bring back

27:39

debtors. I

27:42

think we have a dissenting vote

27:45

over there. See Christy, first of

27:47

all let's just say Mr. God

27:49

would owe you a

27:51

thousand dollars. If you put him in prison how's

27:53

he gonna make the money to give you the thousand

27:55

dollars? Sort

27:58

of short of turning tricks. I'd like it

28:00

to be make spike my new lover. I

28:02

get ten dollars a hit. They

28:05

put people in debtors prison but you're right how did they

28:07

pay their debt? They didn't. It was a very bad

28:09

idea. They learned very quickly. Wait a minute.

28:12

I'm not gonna give this money. Now

28:16

I think it's an interesting survey.

28:18

People get really into this. Sure

28:20

they do yeah. Let me let me I tell

28:23

you what we have a Purdue fan behind the

28:25

glass there Jason. Now if your team is losing

28:27

which they did over the weekend do

28:29

you watch the game all the way till

28:31

the end? Absolutely yeah. Okay if they were getting

28:34

trounced would you watch a game all the way to the

28:36

end? They're

28:40

getting trounced is the situation. Well the situation may

28:42

be at home. Or if he's at

28:46

the game and he's supposed to go to

28:49

his niece's ballet recital finishing the

28:51

game. I got enough grief. I don't have to

28:54

add ballet to this. Is your significant other

28:56

also a sports fan? Yeah.

28:58

Okay all right very good very good. Are

29:00

you gonna be gambling on them at all?

29:03

I never gamble on Purdue. Oh

29:06

that's good yeah that's a good a lot of

29:08

folks. Yeah you get the emotion out of the

29:10

way. That's smart. Okay

29:12

well on what will be 25% admit

29:15

that they have placed bats against their

29:17

favorite team. 55% say they've never placed

29:19

bats against their favorite team and never

29:21

would and those polled are willing

29:24

to spend $570 on their

29:26

overall March Madness experience this year. Oh

29:28

okay. Whatever that means. Snacks, booze maybe?

29:31

A lot of basketball. Christy did you

29:33

ever call your period March Madness? No

29:35

I never did. Okay. Now hang

29:38

on a second. Next to shark

29:40

week? That's pretty good. April Madness, May Madness,

29:43

June Madness. True.

29:47

I just thought maybe just to make it special

29:49

in the month of March you give it a

29:52

little spin. Well you could do each month you

29:54

know March Madness the next one April showers and

29:56

May flowers. I know this will be over soon.

30:00

What do you ladies, when referring to it, did

30:02

you have a... I

30:06

would just say on my period, that's all I

30:08

said. Really? Yeah. Boring.

30:11

Nothing fancy, I'd never like that. No, sorry. Painters

30:14

are in town. Oh, thunderstorm in tuna town. Nothing.

30:18

Well, it definitely is a guy thing. Women

30:21

would not talk like that. Even

30:23

guys don't talk like that. No,

30:26

he's thunderstorm in tuna town as much as

30:29

he insists that everyone thinks the way he

30:31

does. No one does. I

30:34

don't know what it's going to take to get through to him.

30:38

Ham rigid blood lagoon. Oh, geez. Boy,

30:40

that is... Now, why are you doing this? You're

30:49

not too far from all three at once over

30:52

at your place, so you better shush. Oh, God

30:54

knows. I'm fully aware of that. Now,

31:00

do you think that there are situations

31:02

in which... Is your man a

31:04

basketball fan? Oh, my gosh, yes. In

31:07

fact, he answered the question

31:09

about the NIT thing, why

31:12

people are not choosing to play in the

31:14

NIT. Yeah, teams that didn't make the NCAA are choosing.

31:16

He said they're turning it down because the transfer

31:18

portal opens this week and coaches don't want

31:20

to miss out on potential transfer players and

31:22

prepare for the NIT at the same time.

31:25

That's what he says. Transfer

31:27

portal. Sounds like something in Star

31:29

Trek. Doesn't it? Yes,

31:32

big basketball fan, a lot of basketball

31:34

fans. Do

31:36

you think there'll be some couplings

31:39

that break up due to someone watching

31:41

too much March Madness? I bet

31:43

it does happen, yes. Especially new

31:45

couples who they didn't know that the other

31:47

person was that into it. Well, Leroy's having

31:49

fun. I'll put a stop to this. I

31:52

think this may have been... I'm going

31:55

to go get him, watch. I'm hemorrhaging in

31:57

blood lagoon anyway. You

32:00

know, a Dodge letting and Thunderstorm down.

32:03

I think this might have been uttered

32:05

last evening. We

32:07

were trying to decide what to do for dinner

32:09

and he said, well, we've got to be home

32:11

by 6 so we can watch the NCAA... What

32:15

is it? Bracket! So I go, what? I

32:20

said, we're going to actually watch that? He goes, yeah.

32:24

Did you watch it? The

32:27

answer is it was on. It was on.

32:29

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of great things coming up. We have Morse code in

33:56

the news. Oh. We

33:58

have an alcohol. alcohol

34:01

soup. Well,

34:05

what is soup de jour? I'm

34:07

glad I didn't pick the salad.

34:09

And the inventor of karaoke is

34:12

in the news today. Karaoke?

34:16

Karaoke. Oh. Why'd

34:18

you say karaoke? I don't know. Because

34:21

I'm stupid. The guy

34:24

died, right? No, that's a

34:26

story. Yeah, he's dutter in hell. Oh,

34:28

is that right? He won't be inventing anything else, I'll

34:30

tell you that. I

34:32

hope I could be there for the eulogy. You

34:35

get to sing along? Islands

34:37

in the stream. People

34:39

from the audience will get up and

34:41

they'll have to read it because it's

34:43

exposed by a screen. Okay,

34:46

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34:48

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at bobandtom.com. This

34:53

is The Bob and Tom Show. Hi,

34:58

welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Thank

35:02

you very much for joining us. Good morning,

35:04

Tom. How are you? Good, I was just

35:06

going through some paperwork. And

35:09

I've got a nice love letter here. We

35:11

had a love letter about Peter Frampton. I got an email. What

35:14

a great show he did. We got one here. What does

35:16

he see? Greg Warren Saturday night. Oh, sorry. Had

35:19

us laughing for over an hour. What a great

35:21

time. I haven't laughed that much in a long

35:23

time. Tell me, thank you. Well, Randy, thanks for

35:25

taking the time to write. Greg Warren? Yeah, he

35:28

goes on. There's a pretty funny guy out there

35:30

named Greg Warner. Oh, yeah. Maybe

35:32

it's Warner here. Greg Warren, he said over

35:34

an hour Greg tends to run the light.

35:37

We will be speaking with Greg later today. Remind

35:39

me to tell him. He has a

35:41

nice letter over here. You have a letter as well? Dear

35:44

folks, good morning from Hoopla Central. Oh, where's

35:47

that? That's what I went. They're called Dayton,

35:49

Ohio. Oh, thank you. On

35:52

the first four days, Tuesdays and

35:54

Wednesdays, they call it Hoopla Central.

35:56

No kidding. I like that. It's

35:58

a big party. It

36:02

also adds, this has nothing to do with

36:04

the games tomorrow night because this team is

36:06

not involved, but he says

36:09

this is historic year because

36:11

the Stetson Hatters, arguably

36:14

my favorite basketball team, because it has a

36:16

hat in it. Of course, Stetson. The

36:19

first NCAA tournament appearance,

36:23

that's the good news. The bad

36:25

news is they play number one overall seed,

36:27

Yukon, in their first game. You

36:30

know where the Stetson Hatters are housed.

36:32

And I think Tom has to pick

36:34

the Stetson Hatters in his bracket to

36:36

upset Yukon because dot dot dot, you

36:39

all know why. Stetson

36:41

University is in Deland, Florida. As

36:45

opposed to Yukon, which is what, Alaska? Yeah,

36:47

of course. Oh, to Alaska. Yes, Stetson are

36:49

very fine. Why do they call it Deland,

36:51

Tom? It's

36:54

near to sea. Well,

36:56

at least we got in and out. Yeah, that was great. Well,

36:59

let's have Jared, our listener of

37:01

the month, weigh in. Bob

37:04

and Tom, this is Jared from Kentucky. For

37:07

the love of God, we

37:09

know where Deland is. Oh,

37:12

God. We love you,

37:15

and I really enjoy your notion that

37:17

they do all wear Stetson hats while

37:19

they're playing. Sure. Howdy.

37:23

Howdy. Did

37:25

you guys ever, I've used Stetson as a

37:27

cologne. Oh, you did? Oh, yes. I

37:29

plainly remember that. I remember Stetson. It had a little rope

37:32

on the front of it. Oh,

37:34

yeah. I was aware of it. I never.

37:36

We named one of our fake singers Rex

37:38

Stetson, who had kind

37:40

of a pornographic background. Is

37:43

that right? I didn't know about the pornographic

37:46

background. I was aware of Rex. Yeah. Now,

37:48

where are we here? Oh, Denny Hamlin won

37:50

the Food City 500 yesterday. Oh,

37:53

and because I like saying Food City. Food City.

37:55

Where are we going? Going to Food City. Going

37:57

to have some lunch. I

38:00

don't know who's there. I

38:02

can't believe it. If you could sing like the Beach

38:05

Boys, Pat, if you could sing like anybody, who would

38:07

it be? The Beach Boys is a pretty good choice.

38:10

Carl Wilson, maybe? Those guys are beautiful. Wasn't

38:12

he helped a lot in the studio, if

38:14

you were, as it was? Carl? It

38:18

was an incredible natural singer. I

38:20

don't think he had, really. What? A little bit

38:22

Chris Martin-esque, if you will. Hey, Brian, you want

38:24

to tweet Carl? Yeah, you want

38:26

to turn him down fast? No,

38:28

it's like talking to a chimp. Except the chimp

38:30

would be better informed. I

38:34

don't know who could tell you that Carl Wilson,

38:36

well, yeah, we spent six weeks trying to work

38:38

out. God only

38:40

knows. It almost didn't make the

38:43

album, because he can't even know

38:45

that. No, no, no. If

38:48

you want to read about someone who they had to spend

38:51

a lot of time tweaking, read about David Lee Roth with

38:53

Van Halen. All right, Dave, take 10,000.

38:55

See what you can do

38:57

this time. Well, isn't Chris Martin famous for

39:00

not really being able to sing? I am

39:02

not a man. I

39:04

saw him live, and he was amazing. He was okay. Really? Well,

39:07

but they can do stuff live, too. Sure,

39:09

they can. But it didn't seem like it. He said

39:12

he would be in a pretty good line. Josh, if

39:14

you could sing like anybody, who would it be? Oh!

39:17

Would one of your cowboy, country, underground... Oh,

39:19

that's interesting. An outlaw country guy? Well, I

39:21

think I'd probably go like Chris Cornell or...

39:24

That's a good one. ...Mainer James Keenan, the lead

39:26

singer of Tools. A cool, hard,

39:29

but beautiful voice at the same time. Christy

39:31

Lee? Oh, I'd have to go with probably

39:33

Adele. She can sing. Yeah, she's

39:35

got pipes. Very nice. I

39:37

would think it'd be something a little more rocky. I

39:40

don't have to... I can sing rock in Adele's voice. You don't want

39:42

to belt it out? No. I dress

39:44

up in a Cub Scout uniform like Linda Ronstadt.

39:47

No, no. My Pat Benatar days are long

39:49

gone. Okay. How

39:51

about you? I dress like Pat Benatar, not like

39:53

Linda Ronstadt. That's a good question. I don't know.

39:55

Maybe a little George. Greg O'Almond. Greg O'Almond. A

39:57

little bit of Greg O'Almond. A little bit of

39:59

Greg O'Almond. You just wanted his

40:01

hair, come on, admit it. What? Greg

40:04

Almond's. Yeah, he'd be great. Check if you can see

40:06

him. Come on, to be honest. Wait a minute, I've

40:08

got a better question. There's

40:10

no D on Greg

40:12

Almond's name, is that right? It's

40:15

not like Almond, like the... Are you sure?

40:18

Well, they did have a band called the

40:20

Almond Joys at one point, but... Okay.

40:24

Almond Joys. I thought it was Almond's, like the... Almond

40:26

Joys. The Almond Brothers. Yeah. I

40:29

can see that. Greg Almond

40:31

and what's his brother, got killed, Dusty

40:33

Dwayne. Dusty Dwayne. Dwayne, not Dusty Dwayne.

40:36

I'm surprised one of the Almond Milks haven't

40:38

tried to do a deal there, ladies

40:41

and gentlemen. The Almond Brothers band, and then they

40:43

have two singing almonds. Boy,

40:45

we were born rambling milk. Don't

40:47

you guys tend to... That's

40:50

a Dicky Betts song, though. Wow,

40:52

thank God. Oh, yeah.

40:55

Sorry. Let's just... I'm coming

40:57

out of the cave. No, you're not. Ace

40:59

has seen more live music than anyone in

41:01

this building. I don't care what Ace wants

41:04

to sing like. Don't you guys sing like

41:06

the song, like the singer you're listening to?

41:08

Yeah, I tend to. Yeah, of course. I'm

41:11

just saying, if you could sing like anybody, Ace, if you could sing

41:13

like anybody, who would it be? Rob

41:15

Alexander or David Coverdale? Stan. Oh,

41:18

Stan. Oh, Rob Alexander. Or

41:20

off your rocker commercial. There

41:22

was no better rock singer than Ace Cosme himself

41:24

back then. I never call myself a singer. He's

41:27

a lead vocalist. Oh, okay. Do you have any

41:29

merch from your band off your rocker? Yeah,

41:33

any recordings? Yeah. Really?

41:35

Could we get one of those and

41:37

maybe do a... maybe we could do

41:40

a special intro. But Ace could do his own intro.

41:43

Who's that sexy man with the deep voice? Me!

41:47

Ace Cosme. That was... That

41:49

was somehow... He really put some... Put

41:51

some funk on his back on that one.

41:56

It was... It was a bath. I

42:03

said the great name for a band

42:06

off your rocker how would you like

42:08

a new logo I get PGA working in there would

42:10

you like a new logo for the band I'm not bringing

42:12

the band back but yeah but who we don't need the

42:14

band we can just do the merch grateful

42:18

the grateful dead are gone but they got plenty of

42:20

merch covers originals

42:22

both mix yeah okay cool what

42:24

was your in my basement believe me there was

42:26

a band what was the cops called of the

42:29

spice ace what were some of the titles

42:31

of your songs if I were

42:33

you I'd fall in love with me oh

42:35

I like that that's good

42:38

is that a ballot no that

42:40

was up temple really or all the men are you I'd

42:42

fall in love with me you

42:47

know you really didn't capture it that time like it's hard

42:49

to be from you to

42:52

the voice up tempo the

42:57

same way sometimes you can't tell

42:59

up about English-singing speakers from England

43:02

when they're singing me

43:05

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is the Bob and Tom Show. My

44:27

brothers. Hey,

44:29

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

44:31

Chrissy Lee at the news, Daddus. Hello. There's

44:34

Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. He's in

44:36

the performance room. There's Josh Arnold.

44:38

Chick. Ace Comspey's here. Hey.

44:42

I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom.

44:44

Chris Wall. Hello, Tom. There we

44:46

go. Thank you very much. Chrissy

44:48

Lee will be... And we're off. Chrissy

44:52

Lee, you're going to see Peter Frampton tonight? I

44:54

am. Yes. I can't wait.

44:57

I'm excited about it, going up to Gary, Indiana. Hard

45:00

Rock is here. Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana. Maybe

45:02

I'll even play some. Wouldn't it be funny

45:04

if Frampton walked out and all

45:06

of a sudden broke into Gary, Indiana, from

45:08

their music man? I'm

45:12

sensing something. And he did the part

45:14

where the kid sings with the lift.

45:18

I don't know. He just donned on me.

45:21

I don't know. I'm like, we all

45:23

love Peter Frampton and if he's nearby or we'll

45:25

go see him, of course. I

45:28

forgot it was at a casino. Heck yeah, baby. All

45:30

right. That's where she's going. Okay. You

45:33

going early? You got to go early. Heck

45:35

yeah. You don't want to get stuck in dress.

45:37

You got to leave now. This is what she's

45:40

got to do. Yeah. Honey,

45:43

the show. Leave me alone.

45:45

Mama's on a roll. Shut up. I've

45:47

seen him before. You go on the

45:49

air. We'll give us a full report

45:51

tomorrow. Of course. You

45:56

sure you want to come in tomorrow? Yes. Okay.

45:58

You're going to be in the house. I can sleep all the

46:00

way home. Oh nice. Okay.

46:03

Now we have a- Oh of course he has.

46:07

Let's return to the sports page. I have

46:09

a problem. I bought a

46:12

new car not too long ago. I've not

46:14

bought a brand new brand new car in a long

46:16

time. Yeah, I know I'm bigwig here. But

46:19

I noticed yesterday I looked down and it

46:22

appears because it's a light leather

46:24

seat. It appears that

46:26

my jeans are turning part of

46:29

the seat blue. Oh yeah. Oh

46:31

no, I've heard of that. What? That happened to you

46:33

too? Yeah, with the car I have now, the Nissan

46:35

Rama. Absolutely. I am

46:38

freaking out. Does it come out? I had

46:40

a car do that. I forget which one

46:42

it was but absolutely did that. I

46:45

don't think it did come out. Really? I

46:47

don't know if they, when you trade it in they have some magic, I

46:49

don't know. I don't blame the car,

46:51

I blame the jeans. Well, I-

46:54

Well- Something's going on

46:56

there. I mean the leather shouldn't- You know my

46:58

famous blue jeans story. No. Do

47:01

I? At my old house. How

47:03

many times have you been in a conversation

47:05

with someone Tom and they have told you

47:07

a story and you've looked at

47:09

them and be honest about with this response? And

47:11

one up them? And you have said to them,

47:14

you have said, well we can count both. You've

47:17

said it and you've actually done it. I'm

47:20

going to one up you. How many times have you done

47:22

that? Every

47:25

time you've had conversations. If

47:27

possible. Yeah. My old house, he'd

47:29

walk down the stairs and at one point

47:31

there was this line about, I don't

47:35

know, three feet off the ground and

47:38

I thought it was some kind of a leak. So

47:41

we investigated and pulled part of the ceiling out,

47:43

went through all this other stuff. We couldn't figure out where

47:46

the leak came from. It

47:48

turned out it was my sons

47:50

having events down in the

47:52

basement in which they would do the

47:55

sort of a dancing thing. Oh they were tweaking up against

47:57

the wall? They were twerking up against the wall. Twerking? the

48:00

wall and it was staining the plaster.

48:05

So the... I can't paint my seat.

48:08

Yeah so we had to after me we really

48:10

thought it was something serious and we'd gone to

48:12

quite great lengths to make sure

48:15

there wasn't moisture in the wall. Wow. So

48:17

I guess the point would be that maybe there's

48:19

moisture in your buttocks area.

48:24

It's on the side where you know like when

48:26

you're staying on the ground. That's exactly what happens.

48:28

Car wash place can clean that for you. Okay.

48:30

Okay you can get out get the denim out.

48:32

Okay very good. Good to know a little tip

48:34

from today's show. Now we

48:37

return to the sports page

48:39

with Mr. McGee. Yes this

48:41

happened in the National Basketball

48:43

Association. The Orlando Magic played

48:46

the Toronto Raptors. Boy

48:48

that's an unfortunate name. They happen to start

48:52

that NBA team when Jurassic Park

48:54

was everything was everywhere.

48:57

Couldn't get enough about dinosaurs. Let's name them

49:00

the Raptors. Okay. So it is dinosaurs and

49:02

not birds that they went with you. Gosh

49:04

darn it. Yeah I'm with the Raptors. They

49:06

really jumped on that and then... You never

49:09

saw the logo? It's a dinosaur bouncing a

49:11

basket. You know I couldn't I wouldn't be

49:13

able to pick out the logo. NBA

49:16

players Anthony Black. Basketball means less

49:18

than nothing to me. Welcome

49:22

to March Madness. No here's our analyst. Basketball

49:27

players from

49:29

the Toronto Raptors. What

49:33

Anthony Black and from the...

49:36

Anthony Black plays for the Magic. Grady

49:38

Dick plays for the

49:40

Raptors and they

49:42

decided to switch jerseys after the game. A lot

49:44

of players do that. And the

49:46

NBA saw this on

49:49

the Raptors or on the Magic website actually

49:51

is where they saw it. And they quick

49:54

fastened in a hurry had to take it down. Now

49:56

we all think it's funny and I

49:58

think it's... Why the heck

50:00

not? There it is. Right there. So,

50:06

they're holding up the jerseys and it says black

50:08

dick. Yeah, it

50:10

does. Wow. Dick

50:12

one, black nothing. There

50:15

you go. And I don't know, they also have video

50:17

of the two players getting together on the court and

50:19

going, do you want to do this? And the one

50:21

goes, yeah, sure. And the other guy goes, F it.

50:23

Yeah, let's do it. And there

50:25

they are. I hope the

50:27

NBA doesn't do something stupid, just let it

50:29

go. And I hope they're

50:32

not fine for this sort of thing. They

50:34

posted it and then they pulled it? Yeah, the

50:36

NBA pulled it down, evidently, is the official lie.

50:40

Reminds me of a scene from a movie. Did

50:43

you ever see the movie Hardcore, Josh? No,

50:45

I'm aware of it, but I have not seen it.

50:47

Is that George C. Scott? Yes, George C. Scott plays

50:50

a guy from Michigan that his daughter

50:52

goes out into the world of porno and

50:54

he's trying to track her down. So

50:57

he has to start watching all these porn. It's

50:59

just really awful. But there's

51:01

a famous scene in which he

51:03

pretends to be a porno producer so

51:06

he can interview various porn

51:08

stars, see if he can track his daughter down. And

51:12

here's one of the quick excerpts from that scene

51:15

with the great George C. Scott. I'm

51:18

Dick Black. You're doing a porno movie, right? Right.

51:22

I'm a man for you. I'm glad to meet

51:24

you, Mr. Black, but I'm afraid you're not exactly the type we're looking

51:26

for. You mean because I'm Black? No,

51:29

just not the type. What do you mean, not the type? Man, don't

51:31

you know who I am? I'm Big Dick Black. I've done more porno movies

51:33

than you ever saw. I work with Harry Reems, Johnny Y. Not

51:35

the type. I'm a woman's dream. I'm sorry, Mr.

51:37

Black. I'm sure you're very good. At the moment, I just don't

51:39

have anything for you. I knew this was a scam.

51:41

I'm sorry, Mr. Black. I'm sure you're very good. I'm

51:43

sorry, Mr. Black. I'm sure you're very good. At

51:46

the moment, I just don't have anything for you. So when it comes

51:48

up, I'll be happy to give you a call. I

51:50

knew this was a scam. This is bull.

51:55

I like when it's like, George, you got kind of laughs.

51:58

Like, no, it's not bad. Yeah, the

52:00

problem with that is that it George has got such

52:02

a good actor. Yeah. Yeah You know Joe six pack

52:04

who was actually trying to do that wouldn't be quite

52:06

that Brought

52:09

into the scene. Mmm, it's

52:12

a big dick black What

52:16

was that actor's name who

52:18

played he played the sergeant in Private

52:21

Benjamin. Oh, that's great. Yeah How

52:25

William I think it's hell. Oh,

52:27

okay. Yeah. Yeah I'm

52:30

a good actor Great. That was a

52:32

decent movie. I watch that movie back in the day.

52:34

I'm a Benjamin. No the George C. Scott

52:36

movie Hard car hardcore, you know one

52:38

for hired by the way, that's a

52:40

slightly edited version of that scene Oh,

52:42

yeah. Oh, he mentions that there's some

52:44

anatomical things. How did she use that

52:46

for your voicemail? Yes famously. Mmm,

52:48

your mom called Yep, that's the story.

52:51

Yeah Yeah We Bob and I

52:53

were used to experiment with interesting voicemails at

52:55

our apartment back in the day when they

52:57

were answering machines And we

52:59

had a really nice four-track Machine

53:02

so we could oh, we can work.

53:04

Wow Well, you know sound

53:06

on sound we could do some very nice.

53:08

So yeah, that's fun So you'd call our

53:11

house and we'd have really cool voicemail messages

53:13

What we used to do is there was a sort of

53:16

a very shy woman who

53:18

was the This obviously goes back

53:20

many years when they used to have people who

53:22

at the front desk of a radio station. Oh,

53:24

they're called reception Yes, we don't have that anymore.

53:26

Yeah, but she was very nice But

53:29

we would go in there every couple days ago.

53:31

Hey call our call our answering machine There'd be

53:34

something usually somewhat salty if

53:36

you will provocative today. This would be

53:38

known as sexual harassment Probably

53:41

but yeah, but we had the one with the

53:44

famous big dick black on it We

53:46

left it on the machine and then my mom had called the house

53:49

One day and did she leave a message? Yes,

53:52

she was I'm sorry. I think I have the wrong number

53:55

Mr. Blake, are we still on for three? Thank

54:00

I thought I lost your number. Coming

54:05

up we have more dicks in the news. Oh. Yeah.

54:09

It's kind of interesting. Kind of.

54:11

Actually. Well, Christy has a dick in the

54:13

news. Oh, you have something? Okay. Yes, I do.

54:16

Sports. Should we do a... Do you want

54:18

me to have Matt whip up a, like, a special dicks in the news

54:20

jingle, maybe? Well,

54:22

we have the one for World Records. We

54:25

could do dicks in the news. We have

54:27

them every day. No. You

54:30

don't want one? It's up to you, man. Okay. Okay.

54:33

Very good. We used to have the

54:36

stupid M.F. in the news. Remember that? Sure.

54:39

We can probably dig that one up for you. Well, thank you very

54:41

much. What else you got in sports? Ah, premature

54:43

confetti. I think we've all been there as

54:45

men. Oh, sorry. That's going to happen. Try

54:47

to think of baseball. Don't. It's

54:50

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57:31

hello, hello. Here's

57:34

Tom Cuzwald. Hello, Tom. Thank you very

57:36

much. You're welcome. Let's check in with

57:38

Mr. McGee over there at the sports

57:40

desk. I'll remind you, we have that

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the idea is to get a nice

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57:51

hit the wrong button of the

57:54

Atlantic 10 tournament championship on Sunday.

57:56

We've all seen basketball games. Wow,

57:58

Super Bowl, confetti. drops from the

58:00

ceiling. Ah, it's amazing,

58:02

right? Boy, what a big celebration. Well,

58:05

it happened a little early. Premature

58:08

confetti. It forced the

58:10

most exciting delay in college and beautiful

58:12

delay in college. Eight

58:14

minutes, 18 minutes left to play. Somebody

58:18

hit the wrong button and here

58:20

comes the confetti. And thankfully,

58:23

what did they say? Thanks for little favors or whatever.

58:26

The amazing Kevin Harlan, Mr. Play-By-Play

58:28

himself, was working the game between

58:30

Duquesne and Virginia Commonwealth.

58:33

And here's what it sounded like. My

58:35

goodness, oh my gosh, the golf confetti falling

58:37

right now. Confetti is falling on the

58:39

floor. They're going to have to stop playing. We

58:42

can't see our notes. The players can't

58:44

work on this court. And today is

58:47

everywhere. Somebody

58:51

hit the wrong button. That's

58:54

great. And Duquesne wins 57-51. And

58:57

he's curious to hear him. He is very

58:59

good, isn't he? He is

59:01

something else. A minor league

59:03

baseball team in California accidentally rebranded

59:05

itself with a name that in

59:08

Spanish slang it means masturbation. Is

59:10

that right? Wow. Nice.

59:12

One of my favorite minor league, I've got a hat.

59:15

I might have a t-shirt, I'm not

59:17

sure, but the Rancho Cucamonga quakes. I

59:20

like Rancho Cucamonga for a lot of reasons. When

59:22

I was in San Diego, it was so

59:24

cartoon. Bugs Bunny. I always

59:26

spent time in Rancho Cucamonga. They

59:29

were called the quakes. They announced that

59:32

they would be rebranding to the cicadas,

59:36

I think that's how we're going to say it, for

59:38

the upcoming Copa de

59:40

la Diversion, also known

59:42

as the Fun Cup. According

59:45

to Television Station in Los

59:48

Angeles, KTLA, the TV station

59:50

in Los Angeles, the name

59:52

is Spanish for jackets.

59:56

It's meant to pay homage to

59:58

mariachi band culture, though the The word

1:00:00

is also slang for

1:00:03

masturbation. C-H-A-Q-U-E-T-A-S.

1:00:07

Wow. Check

1:00:09

it out. So

1:00:11

they're the Rancho

1:00:13

Cucamonga. Great answer.

1:00:17

Quakes General Manager Grant Riddle told the

1:00:19

Times that the name was vetted through

1:00:22

the Major League Baseball and local Hispanic

1:00:24

community leaders. They

1:00:28

must have been having a great time. Oh, sure. No,

1:00:30

no, no. Yeah, go ahead with that. Yeah. In

1:00:33

English, call yourself the jerk-offs. Go ahead. It's kind

1:00:36

of like the Nova. I mean, no-go or something,

1:00:38

right? The Chevy Nova. That may be an urban

1:00:40

legend. Is that a legend? Okay.

1:00:42

You know, language is dynamic,

1:00:44

Riddle said. Slang is not what

1:00:46

it means to us or is it

1:00:49

ever what it's going to mean to us here in the community

1:00:51

and the ballpark. The

1:00:53

team will be wearing

1:00:56

their Chiquitas jerseys April

1:00:59

13th through May 16th and July

1:01:01

19th for the Fun Cup. Okay.

1:01:04

That'll be a collectible. Yeah.

1:01:07

Don't you think? Sure. Kind of

1:01:09

an inside. Absolutely. They've got such a great

1:01:11

name. Anyway, why would they? Mess with that.

1:01:13

The quakes. The quakes. Because

1:01:16

they always want to have a special night so

1:01:18

they can sell more merch. Their caps have a

1:01:20

Q on the front. It's really cool. It's a

1:01:22

shaky Q. It's hilarious. So

1:01:25

the name is, what is it again? Quesetas? What

1:01:27

is it? Chiquitas. Chiquitas. And

1:01:30

that means masturbation and slang Spanish? No, it

1:01:32

means jackets. And then there's a slang that

1:01:34

takes over. I don't know what the slang

1:01:38

interpretation is. But we

1:01:41

know the word is jackets. So your

1:01:44

brain can go

1:01:46

right ahead. No, it says

1:01:48

the word is slang for masturbation. Yes,

1:01:50

but it doesn't say exactly

1:01:53

what the masturbation is. I

1:01:55

noticed they've seen the team photo and all

1:01:57

these guys are choking up on their bats.

1:02:00

Well, naturally, sure. Well,

1:02:07

a lot of the minor league teams

1:02:09

have great names. The Disco Turkeys are

1:02:11

a great one in North Carolina.

1:02:15

How about this one? The Binghamton, New

1:02:17

York Rumble Ponies. The Rumble Ponies,

1:02:19

the Biscuits. I think somewhere

1:02:22

in Alabama they're the Biscuits. Oh, nice. Trash

1:02:24

Bandas? Aren't they out there? I'm

1:02:27

not sure where they're from. The King

1:02:30

Babies? Oh, Norlin's

1:02:32

King Babies? I have a hat. I bought

1:02:34

you guys a hat. The

1:02:37

Amarillo sod puddles? Poodles.

1:02:41

Oh, sod poodles. Sod poodles. Okay, it's

1:02:43

misspelled here. Hmm. Sod

1:02:45

poodles. What does that mean? That's

1:02:48

kind of like Yard Bird or... I think

1:02:51

it means dogs out in the front yard

1:02:53

playing in mud. Sod poodle. Wow. Alright. The

1:02:55

Hartford Yard Goats. Yard Goat? There you go.

1:02:57

Alright. Well, it sounds like fun. A Landing

1:03:00

Glug Nuts? That's another one? Is

1:03:02

that real? Yeah, I like that.

1:03:04

Yeah, absolutely. Let's go nuts.

1:03:06

Anyways, the Chiquitas. The

1:03:09

Jackers, if you will. So, what else is

1:03:11

happening over there? Well,

1:03:14

we've got this uncomfortable mess. Mess.

1:03:16

Alright. Semi-nude

1:03:20

viral performer has broken the Guinness World

1:03:22

Record for the most matches lit with

1:03:25

plungers attached to the body in

1:03:28

one minute. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Tom to

1:03:30

explain. What? This guy

1:03:32

is sort of a famous

1:03:35

Japanese stunt guy. Uh-huh. And

1:03:38

he does... He has a whole bunch of world records.

1:03:40

This one is particularly dumb. He

1:03:42

has plungers attached to his

1:03:46

nipple area. Follow me, one on each

1:03:48

boob, if you will. This is a

1:03:50

guy. His name

1:03:52

is Kazuhisa Uekusa.

1:03:57

It says he placed two plungers over his nipples.

1:04:00

and successfully lit 73 matches to

1:04:02

earn the record title. So

1:04:04

he's got these plungers sticking out. Oh, how

1:04:06

bizarre. And then he gets on

1:04:08

his knees and he has these matches that are

1:04:10

sticking up and he goes by

1:04:12

and kind of shimmies. He's

1:04:15

lighting them with the handles of the plunger. Yeah. In

1:04:18

other words, it looks like he's got, for example, I

1:04:20

mean, I think he has sandpaper or something wrapped

1:04:23

around the plunger handle. Okay. So

1:04:25

do you know what kind of matches where

1:04:27

they'll strike? Oh, yeah, like have the red tip

1:04:29

on the end. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:32

So he's lighting the matches with the plungers.

1:04:35

Exactly. So it's actually with his elongated

1:04:37

nipples. Yes. Okay. Exactly.

1:04:41

I'm hoping he uses new plungers. I would hope that they

1:04:43

were fresh. Yeah. Boy,

1:04:45

I would too. Yeah. You

1:04:48

would hate to have a, you know, you'll go to the, go to

1:04:50

the maintenance area. You can find a couple. But

1:04:54

yeah, and it says here that this guy, it

1:04:56

says with a look of intense concentration on his

1:04:58

face, Mr. Kazuhisa

1:05:00

carried on even when one of

1:05:03

his plungers caught on fire. He's

1:05:06

naked here. Oh my gosh. So I

1:05:08

mean, he could burn his flesh. What

1:05:10

a very, very silly record. Yeah. But

1:05:13

this guy's kind of the David Rush of Japan, if

1:05:15

you will. Boy, I don't

1:05:17

know. He does

1:05:20

a lot of these things? Yeah. He

1:05:22

has a number of very dumb world

1:05:24

records on it. How about that? Yeah.

1:05:27

Oh. I love your famed interest,

1:05:29

John. How about

1:05:32

that? I

1:05:35

think this would be great

1:05:37

if a lady, that'd be funnier?

1:05:40

No, I think a shimmy thing. I

1:05:43

think we've, we've stepped over the

1:05:45

line of world records. I

1:05:47

think this is too stupid to talk

1:05:49

about. And

1:05:51

this is a Guinness world record? Yeah. Now,

1:05:55

keep in mind, it's from the Guinness website,

1:05:57

although their website, at least on my computer,

1:05:59

is frozen. and I can't get it to... So

1:06:01

maybe David Rush will tackle this one next. I

1:06:04

don't know, it may be too risque for him.

1:06:08

I don't know how it becomes a record or

1:06:10

how it becomes available to

1:06:12

set a record in it. Dave Wright, why was

1:06:14

this ever a category? Right.

1:06:18

Yeah. Bizarre. But

1:06:20

I mean, there was a danger component. He could have lit his boobs

1:06:24

on fire. I don't know. I

1:06:26

mean, you're from a pyromastia, I believe it's

1:06:28

called. It's when you

1:06:30

set your... How do you keep the plunger on your

1:06:33

boobs? It must be suctioned

1:06:35

to his chest. And then when he finishes,

1:06:37

there are still photographs. When he's done, there's

1:06:39

a giant ring around his nipples. So he

1:06:41

did suction them, yeah. Isn't

1:06:44

it enough we talk about

1:06:46

him breaking balloons, bobbin' tom

1:06:48

balloons, or setting records with the

1:06:51

dart with paint on the end of it or whatever

1:06:53

the hell he did last week? Isn't

1:06:56

it enough? Someone

1:07:00

needs to curate what you're choosing.

1:07:04

I don't know if that's ever possible, but... Plunger

1:07:07

nips. Yeah. Oh. Hmm.

1:07:11

How did this even... I don't even know

1:07:13

how this became... I don't know

1:07:16

why Guinness didn't go. That's nothing we have

1:07:18

any idea of. Okay, he has a huge

1:07:20

following. Sure. It says, thanks

1:07:22

to his appearances around the world, including

1:07:24

Britain's Got Talent, The

1:07:26

Late Late Show with James Corden, and

1:07:29

L'ochaux de Recorde in Italy.

1:07:34

By the way, I have to tell you next, Denon.

1:07:37

I feel like I'm a woman. It's a lot of

1:07:39

fun. No,

1:07:41

see, okay, there's that record. That

1:07:43

to me is honestly,

1:07:46

seriously over the line. We

1:07:48

probably shouldn't do that record. Now,

1:07:50

this record that we're doing is okay. All

1:07:52

right. All right, what's this? The

1:07:55

City Museum in St. Louis has broken the Guinness

1:07:57

World Record for the most people wearing underwear on

1:07:59

their head. Oh they did it huh? See

1:08:01

this! This is a record. And I wonder how

1:08:03

they are. I'm glad they did it. That kid in front is having a

1:08:05

great time. Oh,

1:08:08

I tell you what, partying. All wearing tidy whiteys,

1:08:11

I love it. Oh, if they washed them,

1:08:13

geez. They look very clean. Doesn't that look like

1:08:15

Warren there? My God it

1:08:17

is Warren. The guy with

1:08:19

the skid marks? The

1:08:21

second row in the back there? Sure

1:08:24

does look like him. Yeah, there's no way he would do this.

1:08:27

He doesn't, it's far too silly

1:08:29

for him. According to a newspaper,

1:08:31

the Riverfront Times, which I'm guessing

1:08:33

is meant for the people who

1:08:36

live on the Riverfront, 355 people put underwear on their heads and

1:08:38

danced to the Village

1:08:43

People YMCA to beat the previous record of 270.

1:08:47

Okay. The record was attempted in

1:08:49

honor of a Pi Day, 314, which is also St. Louis' area coat.

1:08:54

See now. Were you aware of

1:08:56

that? Of

1:08:58

St. Louis' area coat? No, no. I

1:09:01

wasn't trying to be a smartass. No, no, it's called 314

1:09:03

Day. Yeah.

1:09:06

Were you aware of it because of the area coat

1:09:08

thing? No, I didn't know that

1:09:10

St. Louis celebrated March 14th because of the area coat. But

1:09:14

this says that's the official name, 314 Day. Well,

1:09:17

you see the difference between this and

1:09:20

some weirdo putting turd wrenches

1:09:22

on his body and lighting whatever

1:09:25

he was lighting with him. That is

1:09:27

really silly. I

1:09:29

think it's just supposed to be dumb and silly.

1:09:33

How do I even look that up? Yes, but

1:09:35

wouldn't you agree that they're too

1:09:38

dumb and too silly? Don't you think?

1:09:40

I don't know. Isn't

1:09:43

the segment called Stupid World Records? Well,

1:09:45

we'd have to change it to really, really stupid world

1:09:47

records if we want to. Once

1:09:50

again, the guy's kind of shimmying with his man boob. Don't

1:09:52

keep trying to sell it. It's not going to

1:09:54

happen. All right. Is that sports?

1:09:58

Yep. Yes,

1:10:00

for this! This is what you

1:10:03

are to know! Oh,

1:10:05

my God! And

1:10:09

never forget. Bob and Tom, this

1:10:11

is Jared from Kentucky. For

1:10:13

the love of God, we

1:10:16

know where Delaney is. That's right,

1:10:18

Christie! I'm sorry,

1:10:20

I just found the video. I got a little...

1:10:22

Oh. A Colorado man has

1:10:24

been arrested for allegedly masturbating onto produce

1:10:26

and other merchandise at a Safeway supermarket.

1:10:29

Sir, hey, if that's a crime, uh,

1:10:32

lock me up. It

1:10:34

is. Yeah, the suspect had

1:10:37

been previously arrested for masturbating outside

1:10:39

businesses in the Fort Collins area.

1:10:42

Hey, Pat, are you gonna start washing your vegetables before

1:10:44

you eat them? I am now, Tom. You

1:10:46

didn't before? Well, he'll grab a radish.

1:10:48

Oh, that's right. Sir, that's called a

1:10:50

kumquat. As a

1:10:52

result, he searched his home, seized

1:10:54

electronic devices containing incriminating

1:10:57

video evidence. So, apparently, he

1:10:59

was videotaping himself. Yeah, one

1:11:01

of it. I like to go to places

1:11:03

where I can film myself. One video. Is

1:11:05

that a tripod, you suppose? No. No, no,

1:11:07

a selfie file. One video showed

1:11:09

the 32-year-old masturbating on fruits, vegetables,

1:11:12

and baked goods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it.

1:11:14

All of which were not commercially

1:11:16

sealed. Feels good. At the supermarket

1:11:18

where he was briefly employed. My hope is

1:11:20

people purchase these things, and that gets me

1:11:22

off even more every day. How

1:11:25

fortunate are we? We've got the guy right here. Well,

1:11:27

I figured you'd want to talk to me. How

1:11:29

do we know? Can we tell if a melon is ripe?

1:11:31

How do you find out? Well, you give it a little squeeze

1:11:34

there, and then you unzip, and then you have at yourself.

1:11:37

That's all I do. Oh, yeah. Are you

1:11:39

responsible for the glazed donuts, sir? Some. Some

1:11:41

of them, yeah. That's the fun. You don't

1:11:43

know which one. I'm sorry. He did it

1:11:45

where it was he again? He was doing it

1:11:47

in the vegetables. Where else? And the baked

1:11:49

goods. Okay. Did you ever go to the

1:11:51

cereal aisle since you're a cereal masturbator? Well,

1:11:54

I appreciate what you're doing there. No,

1:11:56

no, I haven't. I like to think... You know

1:11:58

how to spell kumquat? Uh,

1:12:01

it's K-U-M. In

1:12:03

case you're wondering. Come,

1:12:05

Quad. I think this guy can't help

1:12:07

himself. He goes, this is not the

1:12:09

first time. No. Man. He was briefly

1:12:11

employed at the Safeway. I can see

1:12:13

why. One can only imagine.

1:12:16

Uh, Dave, come over here for a second. Dave,

1:12:19

we were asking you to stock

1:12:22

the broccoli and... Well, we were

1:12:25

watching on the camera. We couldn't open notice.

1:12:28

You took a long break there. Really? Well,

1:12:31

you just all over, didn't you, Dave? Yeah, nice. It

1:12:33

looks like you got a nice grip, I gotta tell you. Man.

1:12:36

Aren't you glad, as Tom would

1:12:38

say? Aren't you glad? You didn't

1:12:40

wake up with that today? Yeah.

1:12:43

That compulsion? Well, I gotta go finish

1:12:46

over a loaf of bread at the grocery

1:12:48

store. Man. Yeah,

1:12:50

where do you get that in my... Yeah, how

1:12:52

does that... What else you got, Christy? Well,

1:12:54

this story is upsetting. Officials in

1:12:57

Tennessee, say an elderly couple, used

1:12:59

military Morse code training to escape

1:13:02

an assisted living facility. According

1:13:05

to documents from the Tennessee Department

1:13:07

of Health, the couple went missing

1:13:09

from the secure memory unit of the

1:13:11

Elmcroft assisted living facility for about

1:13:13

30 minutes. The husband

1:13:15

and wife, who have dementia, were found walking down a

1:13:18

road two blocks from the facility. Documents

1:13:20

state the husband had previously worked with

1:13:22

Morse code in the military and

1:13:24

was able to use his experience

1:13:27

to learn the door code by

1:13:29

listening as staff punched numbers into

1:13:31

the keypad. That's amazing. Isn't it?

1:13:34

He should be allowed to go free. Isn't that right? The

1:13:36

facility was fined $2,000 by state officials. That's

1:13:38

like Jason Bourne type skill. Oh,

1:13:40

yeah. Yeah. Wow. She's

1:13:43

the dot to his dash. Oh, that sounds nice. Oh,

1:13:45

isn't that sweet? Huh. Of course,

1:13:47

then the bad part was after they got out of the facility, he called in

1:13:49

an airstrike. Oh, my God. He

1:13:51

was very confused. Do you guys remember this

1:13:54

song? We

1:14:04

gotta play it until the base comes in. This

1:14:07

is that weird. Why would they do this?

1:14:11

It would have kicked in anyway. The

1:14:16

solution is a talking kid. Maybe

1:14:24

we've already gotten there. The

1:14:27

father of the desert rode up it.

1:14:30

And you turned it down just

1:14:32

as it was gonna get... It's

1:14:34

about two people what? It's about two

1:14:36

people escaping and just two old folks. The guys

1:14:39

in the band that read this article about these

1:14:41

people, not this one, but back in the day,

1:14:44

a couple of folks took off.

1:14:46

No kidding? That's what the living facility

1:14:48

is? That's what the song's about? Yeah, the

1:14:51

two people took off and went to see

1:14:53

the world. Oh yeah, you should have heard

1:14:55

them earlier. But people really understand what this

1:14:57

song is about. It's a great

1:14:59

song that kind of kicks into that. Yeah,

1:15:02

but you'll never hear it. You can listen to it on your own.

1:15:04

Yeah, turn our show off and listen to that song that you wouldn't

1:15:06

let them hear. I'll play the rest of

1:15:08

it in a minute. Play the base part. Just

1:15:11

the base? I

1:15:13

wonder the story now. You

1:15:15

know it changes tones to start?

1:15:17

Yeah, they go into that kind of Eddie

1:15:20

Cochran riff that's really cool.

1:15:23

I don't have it handy. I'll

1:15:26

get it for you. That is a cool song. I had

1:15:28

no idea it was about two-dimensional addled,

1:15:30

two old folks taking off. Wow.

1:15:33

I gotta check that out. There is he. He's

1:15:35

absolutely right. I hate to say that. Wow.

1:15:39

Yeah. I don't know what's concerning. I don't

1:15:41

think people really understand what this song is about. I

1:15:43

mean, aren't

1:15:46

you better for knowing that this song is about it? It's kind

1:15:48

of fun. I never did a deep

1:15:50

dive on the fast basketball catalog. I like Fire

1:15:52

Escape much better than that song. That

1:15:55

is a good song. I love that song. But I

1:15:57

mean, these poor folks are... they're

1:16:00

suffering from serious dementia so yeah yeah let's

1:16:02

not forget that they got out they forgot

1:16:04

why they got out they both my great-grandparents

1:16:06

had incidents like they were they're both they

1:16:10

both suffered from Alzheimer's and they would my grandpa

1:16:12

would get a call hey we found your father

1:16:15

he thought he was going to work and no

1:16:17

I I know walking like

1:16:19

in the worst neighborhood in

1:16:21

Los Angeles wasn't there a funeral for

1:16:23

your grandmother there yeah

1:16:26

I'm going to help you for

1:16:33

those new to the show? Sullying the memory

1:16:36

of my wonderful grandmother your

1:16:38

grandmother's but she passed away at a at a oh

1:16:41

dude assisted living facility and she enjoyed it there

1:16:43

very much very much she requested that her service

1:16:45

be right there and she was like late 90s

1:16:47

when she passed and she was just a lovely

1:16:49

she had a wonderful life and you went to

1:16:52

the ceremony and they had it right there at

1:16:54

the facility and so understanding that the didn't really

1:16:56

want my the body was the body was on display

1:16:58

tell me but this where was the body on display

1:17:01

in the chapel and the chapel happened to be

1:17:03

right next door to the rec room oh yeah

1:17:06

is it okay if I play the audio from

1:17:08

the event? all of this sound

1:17:10

is way off you can see it's a

1:17:12

bad Oregon sound that's

1:17:14

the loudest ping-pong hang on ever been

1:17:17

a part of. She's long in state

1:17:19

right there. Well, that's what I'm

1:17:21

going to say. The

1:17:23

casket's open you can see it. Sure, yes. Blue

1:17:26

hair and oh wait oh that that ball

1:17:28

went into the oh went into the casket

1:17:30

oh boy. Well

1:17:32

I really heard the ball fall off the table. When

1:17:37

we come back we'll play the hook to the song

1:17:39

part of the kick-likes from the Great Bane Fastball. If

1:17:41

you'd like to know the backstory of that I can tell

1:17:43

you that. Okay we'll get to that coming.

1:17:46

Also we have a Death's and Karaoke and

1:17:48

Josh I got a nice story about you'll

1:17:50

like about literature and kitty cats. Yay

1:17:53

two of my favorite things. And

1:17:55

then a guy who's come up Josh a guy

1:17:57

whose pet alligator has been confiscated. by

1:18:00

the authorities, which is very sad. It's all coming

1:18:02

up. This is The Bob and Tom Show. Thanks

1:18:04

for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this

1:18:06

morning. Even though we are not too

1:18:08

much to look at, you can also watch the

1:18:10

show on our YouTube channel. Is

1:18:13

there a hole in my cup?

1:18:15

Is there a hole in your cup? Is there

1:18:18

a hole in your cup? I don't know. Can I ever

1:18:20

bite into a styrofoam cup? Why is it so pleasing to bite

1:18:22

the rim of a styrofoam cup? There

1:18:25

is a hole in my cup. Son

1:18:27

of a bitch. Bitch. Mark. Mark.

1:18:30

Mark. We're not playing with five. We're

1:18:32

playing with five. Hi. Welcome

1:18:35

back to The Bob and Tom Show. Here's

1:18:38

Tom. Well, think about me. Only

1:18:40

good part of the Fastway song, I hope.

1:18:42

Fast Ball. Whatever. Is

1:18:44

the name of the band. Thank you, Mark. Thank

1:18:46

you, darling. He's a good boy. I built

1:18:48

him in a lab. Christy, you want to set up this

1:18:50

story again? This is kind of cool. The

1:18:52

story that we did or the story? The

1:18:55

story of this. This couple

1:18:58

in Tennessee used more. In the words

1:19:00

of Tom, I don't think a lot of people

1:19:02

understand how or where they came up with the

1:19:04

idea of a new song. There was a couple

1:19:06

blocks away, but the Fastball song is. I'll

1:19:08

set it up. The

1:19:11

story is we have a contemporary story about

1:19:13

a couple in Tennessee who were elderly and

1:19:16

they were in the memory unit of a facility. Yeah, and

1:19:18

they used more stories. Why were they in the memory unit?

1:19:20

Because they have Alzheimer's. Dimension. They have

1:19:22

dementia. I'm not sure the exact nature

1:19:25

of it, but they... Silly brains,

1:19:27

the doctors call them. Somehow, he used

1:19:29

Morse code. It's

1:19:33

what experienced operators mean by a school

1:19:35

sending when they say another

1:19:38

operator has a good fist. I

1:19:41

was born too late. That guy...

1:19:43

Oh, that's what you call a good fist. I

1:19:45

would have just cleaned up back then doing crap

1:19:47

like that. Today's world, a good fist has a...

1:19:50

Oh, different... Substantially different meaning. Yes. Ever

1:19:53

got a good fist in Christ? No. Okay.

1:19:56

So your name's Morris. Morris. I'm

1:19:59

Morris Fisk. In any

1:20:01

event, this guy apparently used

1:20:04

Morse code to figure out what the codes

1:20:06

were to the locks. Wait a minute.

1:20:08

Wait a minute. It's Morse code?

1:20:11

Yeah, M-O-R-S-E. I

1:20:13

thought it was Morse code. I did until I

1:20:15

was like 17 or something. I

1:20:17

agree with Josh. I did too. You're

1:20:19

sure it's Morse code? Yeah, absolutely. Morse

1:20:22

code. Morse code. I like your... Like

1:20:24

Robert Morse. The actor was named after

1:20:26

Robert Morse, the actor. Really?

1:20:29

How to succeed in business without... And now

1:20:32

I'm talking to Tom's language. Yeah, or a

1:20:34

madman. Sure. He was a guy in Madman.

1:20:37

In any event, these folks, they were found relatively quickly.

1:20:40

A couple blocks away, everybody's gay. But

1:20:43

I was saying, one of my favorite

1:20:45

songs is from the band Fastball.

1:20:48

And Christy, do you have the background on that song? Yes.

1:20:51

That song was based on a

1:20:54

true story of a couple, Leila

1:20:56

and Raymond Howard from Salido, Texas,

1:20:58

who left home to attend Pioneer

1:21:00

Day Festivals? Festivals? Festivals? Festivities?

1:21:03

Yeah, in Comple, Texas. Despite

1:21:06

Leila's Alzheimer's and Raymond

1:21:08

recently undergoing brain surgery,

1:21:10

they were just... Another hilarious

1:21:13

angle of the story? They

1:21:16

were discovered... So he's walking around with his

1:21:18

head to have shaved. That is the bottom

1:21:20

of a ravine near Hot Springs, Arkansas. Oh

1:21:23

no. Hundreds of miles from their intended

1:21:25

route. I believe that Leila was

1:21:27

driving and she was trying to go somewhere that she

1:21:29

had vacationed when she was a child. And

1:21:31

they got lost. That's what the song

1:21:34

is about. And welcome to heartbreaking news.

1:21:36

Well, it turned into a good tune. So

1:21:38

Fastball exploited this terrible story. Yeah, pretty much.

1:21:40

It's a line of our pockets. All right.

1:21:42

Okay, it's a great song. And

1:21:45

this is the part the chick likes. Here

1:21:47

you go. That was nothing. Didn't

1:21:49

play enough of it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:21:52

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

1:21:55

didn't play enough of it. Sorry. For

1:21:57

the contrast, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:22:01

I want you to go back before the

1:22:03

world before you were born. I want you

1:22:05

to go back then. I

1:22:08

want the bass to come in here. Or

1:22:11

you could shut up about it. I

1:22:14

want you to see who you are.

1:22:16

Thanks, Will. You

1:22:19

did it. Not quite as little as

1:22:21

before. Not quite as little as before. I don't

1:22:23

know why you people really understand what

1:22:25

this song's about.

1:22:27

Here's where it kicks into

1:22:30

that cool, these rock

1:22:48

song. I'm

1:22:51

not kind of a pro

1:22:54

back. That's a great song.

1:22:56

Thank you, fellas. Friends

1:22:58

of the show. Basketball.

1:23:02

They came in here. They're

1:23:05

not your friends. Let me tell you

1:23:07

something. Right now. Just

1:23:11

because people are on the air with you. They'll

1:23:13

work with you. On the show.

1:23:16

Hell don't mean we're friends. I think the phrase

1:23:18

is Friends of the show. Kevin

1:23:23

Fastball. The Fastball's brother. Ronald

1:23:27

Dickard. Ronnie

1:23:32

Howard. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:23:34

Chauncey Ascrack. I think

1:23:37

they were kind of a one-hit wonder, weren't they? They

1:23:39

were a couple. Two or three.

1:23:43

I'm sorry. Big

1:23:47

guitar. A lot

1:23:49

better vocals. The

1:23:56

bright things. I

1:24:01

don't want the fuck around in

1:24:03

this shit Again,

1:24:06

like Jenga, the car pack Really? Is

1:24:11

this about old people getting wrong? I

1:24:14

don't know I

1:24:16

don't know where I'm going

1:24:20

Uh, where's my pants? Here we go

1:24:23

I don't know About

1:24:26

you I

1:24:32

don't know I

1:24:34

don't know I

1:24:38

don't know I don't know I

1:24:44

don't know What

1:24:46

was this sound like? Oh yeah,

1:24:48

good I like that one better

1:24:51

than the other one The other one's alright Got some

1:24:53

great stuff Now, Christy, what's coming up on the news?

1:24:56

Best friends of the show Coming

1:24:58

up, six foods you should not eat before sex

1:25:01

What? Six foods you should not

1:25:03

eat before sex I know, she's been real hard to understand Yeah,

1:25:06

just like a muscle Just fumbling eggs I would be

1:25:08

happy to walk out the door You think I want

1:25:10

to sit there and have an a-hole like me Big

1:25:12

comments Can we guess

1:25:14

what the foods are? You

1:25:17

could guess, sure Baked beans

1:25:19

Oh, what do you think, Josh? Yeah,

1:25:22

something like that Anchiladas Tacos,

1:25:24

Mexican food Beans not on the list

1:25:26

So there Holy,

1:25:29

so you like to eat beans before sex, do you? I take

1:25:31

my bean, oh, I'm not stupid Okay, okay I'm

1:25:34

going with a Tutti-Butti No, you're not When

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the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome

1:27:02

back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee

1:27:04

at the news desk. There's

1:27:07

Pat Godwin in the performance room. Hey, check.

1:27:09

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hey.

1:27:13

I'm checking. Here's the key and here's Tom. It's

1:27:16

again, interesting news story involving Morse

1:27:18

code. Yep. I learned about

1:27:20

that. And Morse code actually

1:27:24

showed up in a song a few years ago. One

1:27:27

about remember the thing about the Fox and the what

1:27:29

does the Fox say? They had the

1:27:31

Morse code reference. But once again, chick, I love this

1:27:34

announcer. I know you like him too. Just

1:27:36

explaining how Morse code works here. What

1:27:42

experienced operators mean by smooth sending

1:27:44

when they say another

1:27:46

operator has a good fist. How

1:27:49

does one acquire a fist that good? Actually

1:27:52

it's not too hard. Just do

1:27:54

what the man says. Ah,

1:27:57

that makes no sense. A.

1:28:06

Really good. Such a puzzle. His post. Offices

1:28:09

that are really really don't know

1:28:11

if was allowed on. Funding

1:28:14

and first efficient. A good suspect I'm

1:28:17

sorry. Ah, where where we owe Christie

1:28:19

Leaves of the news desk? What are

1:28:21

we missed? Ah well, The Sun has

1:28:23

compiled a list of six foods that you

1:28:25

should not eat. Before. Set

1:28:28

some. Time. To. Me: yes. Yes,

1:28:30

Flag our idea of analyst.

1:28:33

Candy Apple not on the list. Are you are

1:28:35

we to say that because you must

1:28:37

sticks together because your mouth the it'll

1:28:39

stick. He needs asparagus but it's not.

1:28:42

Analysts by system and beans is not

1:28:44

a monolith. Are ribs not on the

1:28:46

list see swelling, not on the list

1:28:48

is I suck at this research Nine

1:28:51

hundred and so is this involving bad

1:28:53

breath. Saltwater test. Not

1:28:55

necessarily. So

1:28:57

that means necessary Who as he

1:29:00

was involving some is and cause

1:29:02

explosive diarrhea been. Since

1:29:05

the happy with the going on like day old

1:29:07

cottage she has. A.

1:29:11

Number. Six licorice. I

1:29:14

wonder why that is? Because. Apparently a study

1:29:16

published in the New England Journal of. Medicine

1:29:18

his eyes of heard the sound. Licorice can

1:29:20

lower the sex drive in both men

1:29:22

and women. About this try. it's

1:29:24

who Tuesday's the Big Litres got.

1:29:28

Me through his six. Number.

1:29:30

Five diversionary that that that security

1:29:32

good and plenty know. Say no

1:29:34

thanks to be called crappy and

1:29:36

too much? Yeah yeah. Open season

1:29:38

on the list. What? she's. Very

1:29:41

can negatively impact the libido. Cheese

1:29:43

can make you produce more mucus

1:29:45

and leave you bloated. and guess.

1:29:48

I think teases an aphrodisiac western

1:29:50

Wisconsin. The Well. Mister was

1:29:52

his first. Broccoli.

1:29:55

Number four. On the brew. Never

1:29:57

you causes a. Room

1:29:59

of the Colon. Number

1:30:01

three, red meat because

1:30:04

it's difficult to digest red meat can

1:30:06

make you feel lethargic and tired. Oh

1:30:08

come on. I

1:30:10

can but I don't know. So you've never

1:30:12

had a juicy steak and then gone off

1:30:14

with one of your ladies and had a

1:30:17

little horizontal mambo? Yeah but of course

1:30:19

when I did she told me,

1:30:22

boy you're very heavy and lethargic.

1:30:24

Maybe a cutback in the broccoli.

1:30:31

What did you say? Oh cutback.

1:30:34

Cutback in the broccoli. Yeah if you had

1:30:36

broccoli, red meat and a glass of wine

1:30:38

you'd really be in trouble because alcohol is

1:30:40

number two on the list. Yeah

1:30:42

that never happens. People

1:30:44

never have alcohol before sex. It can cause

1:30:47

poor performance in men and can also

1:30:49

cause gas problems. Oh it doesn't. No gas?

1:30:52

No gas problems. Yeah gas. You

1:30:54

have a few beers you might get a little farty. Yeah. Oh.

1:30:58

Bloaty. Okay. What is that

1:31:00

joke? Farty. Too farty. Oh

1:31:03

that is. There is a joke. It makes

1:31:05

you too farty. What is it? Help

1:31:07

me Tom. I don't know. It's the number one

1:31:09

thing you should not eat before sex. Go.

1:31:12

Ah your neighbor. Her sister. Her

1:31:14

sister's funnier. Her sister. Her

1:31:17

sister. Or you could have gone with

1:31:19

his mother. Would have been a sicker joke. Mother. Mother

1:31:22

would be a... Gum. Grandmother would have

1:31:24

been even better. Gum can make you gassy for sure. The act of

1:31:26

chewing without swallowing can lead to bloating

1:31:28

as you swallow air while your stomach

1:31:30

may release enzymes used to digest food.

1:31:32

Gum. Which can lead to

1:31:34

gastric problems and gas. Peppermint

1:31:37

is also known to repress testosterone leading

1:31:39

to a lower libido. So

1:31:41

peppermint gum definitely out. Interesting.

1:31:44

It's sort of your bad garlic breath. Yeah.

1:31:48

Garlic's not on the list. I would think that would be

1:31:50

the... Garlic and beans would be...

1:31:53

Oh I love a good plate of garlic and beans. What

1:31:58

do you like to have eaten before? Careful.

1:32:01

Thanks, Christy. Answer. Careful.

1:32:03

Christy, have you ever

1:32:06

worn edible underwear? I

1:32:08

have not. Do you think that's sexy at

1:32:10

all? No, not really. Yeah.

1:32:12

Do you? I don't. Seems

1:32:15

like it would be sticky and messy. Right, because essentially it's

1:32:17

like a fruit roll-up. Right. Yeah.

1:32:20

A lot of chewing. Pat, have you done it? You

1:32:22

know, it was part of the things that you did

1:32:24

back in the day. Yeah. It

1:32:26

was. Valentine's Day. You actually brought

1:32:28

stuff like that. Were you wearing it? No. Oh,

1:32:31

the lady was wearing it. How did it go? I

1:32:33

don't remember it going well. It was kind of silly

1:32:35

and cold. Kind of in the way? Maybe. Did it?

1:32:37

It was like you had hair done with it. I

1:32:39

was going to say. Yeah. Was it

1:32:41

like being waxed as you removed it? No, they

1:32:43

were. I think it would get

1:32:46

sticky with heat and stuff. I just

1:32:48

remember being silly. Yeah. It

1:32:50

was done once. So did this person have it on

1:32:52

for a considerable amount of time? Not that long. Had

1:32:54

they gone about their daily life? No. You

1:32:57

ran a half marathon? Yeah. You ran a

1:32:59

rotor bike into work? She went to work in it. Yeah. They

1:33:02

had to have tweezers and had to get it out. Had to

1:33:04

go to a car detailing place to get most of

1:33:06

it out. But

1:33:13

you have to take yourself

1:33:16

out of this situation. You would never, ever

1:33:19

participate in any sort of edible

1:33:22

underwear. That's correct. Anywhere

1:33:24

close to you. You are pants around

1:33:26

ankles. I'm putting a baby in you.

1:33:29

That's what you are. Turn off the

1:33:31

lights. Yes. Do

1:33:33

you eat both halves of it? Habs?

1:33:36

I think so. What do you mean half? Front

1:33:38

and back. Front and back. Front and back.

1:33:40

Front and back. Yeah.

1:33:42

He's talking about the butt. I need the

1:33:44

butt part. Oh, you do? You would? Yeah.

1:33:48

Who's underwear would it be? I think that's what

1:33:50

it does. Let's go with. It doesn't bend. I

1:33:52

don't know. Let's go with Claire Danes. She's pretty.

1:33:57

She is pretty. But I kind of clear the type

1:33:59

of the new or anything. her fruit roll-ups?

1:34:01

How do you know Claire Danes wouldn't wear

1:34:03

edible underwear? You don't know. She seems

1:34:05

to be a sophisticated, charming, lovely person.

1:34:08

And that makes her worth a perfect,

1:34:10

edible underwear? You know what, Josh? Here's

1:34:12

the thing. Recently. What I found out

1:34:15

was I spoke in glowing terms of

1:34:17

Claire Danes and we're going out now.

1:34:19

Isn't that amazing?

1:34:21

Isn't that something? Front of the show?

1:34:23

Yeah, of course. She's been on many

1:34:27

times. She decided not to come back

1:34:29

when the kid made her wear out

1:34:31

of blunderwear. Hmm.

1:34:33

Does it have to be candy or can

1:34:35

it be something, you know, do they have

1:34:38

salami? Yeah, like meat underwear. What do you

1:34:40

think? Exactly where I was going. You don't

1:34:42

want to have to remove

1:34:44

the lining, like baloney, from your curled,

1:34:46

edible underwear. I bet they could make,

1:34:49

you could sew together some underwear out

1:34:51

of a nicely sliced

1:34:53

baloney. Of course you could do that. Dick,

1:34:55

you're eating baloney. You take that lining off.

1:34:57

Yeah. Do you scrape the baloney bits off

1:34:59

the lining with your teeth or do you

1:35:01

just throw it away? I would. Yeah, I

1:35:04

could see doing that. If you

1:35:06

were in a prison camp, I could see doing that. Wait

1:35:08

a minute. When was the last

1:35:10

time you had baloney? Yeah, no joke.

1:35:15

Just last night I had those

1:35:17

dick dogs, whatever you call them. No,

1:35:19

they're called dick dogs. They're your art.

1:35:21

The ones where you wrap them in.

1:35:24

Give me a, let's see. Okay. I'll

1:35:26

have a large car. We had some

1:35:28

chips and four dick dogs. Can I

1:35:31

be done? Finish your dick dog. What's

1:35:34

your rap in the pastry? It's

1:35:36

in a blanket. Sorry. I don't

1:35:38

know. Help me. God, if you

1:35:41

get the name changed, I hope

1:35:44

the table was set. You came to the table and your

1:35:46

girls and your girlfriend is saying, Dick

1:35:49

dog. What do

1:35:51

you say? Dick dog. Okay.

1:35:53

We had Dick dogs and sushi. Lord

1:36:00

I know who's eating. Was a heart, heart

1:36:02

hurts, doesn't like sushi? Suspend all the money

1:36:04

for the house. You can't buy drugs such.

1:36:08

As doesn't like sushi so we made of

1:36:10

the dick dogs are I'll f a a

1:36:12

Great. Way. To hear what you call sushi?

1:36:18

And will you fish this? As

1:36:21

well. I'm sorry, I'm

1:36:23

so I'm. When. We

1:36:25

come back we'll talk with Claire Danes is

1:36:27

amazing! Amazing amount of In and Greg warrant.

1:36:31

Ah and I are gonna lie So love letter

1:36:33

to someone who saw Greg over the weekend will

1:36:35

look for to talk he directs browsing if I

1:36:37

were food. He. Does not eat

1:36:39

prior to sex toy just or he was.

1:36:41

He is so uncomfortable talking about having sex

1:36:44

hung up. Ask him okay okay dogs on

1:36:46

the fourth act like when are you okay

1:36:48

off as even I'm Also we missed a

1:36:50

sports story with add to this kind of

1:36:53

interesting as you ah what did the part

1:36:55

that it's interesting he says me but it

1:36:57

is indeed sports will get to that and

1:36:59

we have a does it involve a ball.

1:37:03

Know. Oh yes it does. Actually yes, there

1:37:05

is a ball. He has a soccer soccer ball.

1:37:07

Ah on. A

1:37:10

Do have that story Chris Hill as I gave

1:37:12

it it's okay. would like to have that I

1:37:14

could have edited S Candid: Yeah, That

1:37:17

could have. A lead that's perfectly viable. I,

1:37:20

er, det that. Okay, yeah, I

1:37:22

don't know what I was.

1:37:24

think it's soccer showdown delayed

1:37:26

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1:37:29

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1:37:37

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And thanks for listening, wherever you

1:40:00

listen. Hey,

1:40:04

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat

1:40:06

Godwin's here. Pat, we got a song coming up. Oh,

1:40:09

yeah, you do. Oh, that'd

1:40:11

be great. I'm Chick, here's Tom. Coming

1:40:13

up, I think. Say hello to Pat. Oh, there we go. There

1:40:16

we go. We're trying to hook up with

1:40:19

Greg Warren, and I think he's still in his

1:40:21

brother's basement. Is that correct, Greg? Yeah,

1:40:23

yeah. Hey, Greg. Hey, guys. How

1:40:26

are you doing? Hello, Greg. How

1:40:28

are you doing? I know you're a native of the

1:40:30

St. Louis area, Greg. Yeah. And

1:40:33

we had a new story this morning about, is

1:40:35

it called 314 Day? Are

1:40:38

you aware of this? Well,

1:40:41

is that something different than Pi Day? Or is it... Yeah,

1:40:44

apparently it's called 314 Day. I guess

1:40:46

that hasn't taken off. Yeah, no, the two St.

1:40:48

Louises, you and I, we hadn't heard of this.

1:40:50

Right. We're aware of the

1:40:52

area code. That's your area code? So they'd celebrate 314

1:40:54

Day. According to Tom, there's something called 314 Day. Not

1:40:56

according to me. Not according to the news

1:40:59

story. I don't... I didn't

1:41:01

make it up. Man, I

1:41:03

haven't heard of this thing. I

1:41:05

mean, I know that's our area code. Right.

1:41:09

Well, they did a silly thing at the city

1:41:11

museum, Greg. They broke a world record. Yeah, it

1:41:13

was cute. On so-called 314 Day. Yeah.

1:41:16

What was the record? Underwear

1:41:18

worn on the head. Okay.

1:41:21

They had 355 people put underwear on

1:41:23

their heads and danced to the Village

1:41:26

People song, the YMCA song. Great song.

1:41:28

Great song. Pool dance.

1:41:30

Great song. Yeah, yeah.

1:41:32

Yeah, that's going to come back pretty soon. That song...

1:41:35

I think it's a staple. Certainly at weddings. I'd

1:41:37

be okay if I never heard it again. Really?

1:41:40

Not me. I think it's one of those touchstones

1:41:42

of the disco era. I think it's a classic.

1:41:45

You talk Village People. Talk to me about In

1:41:48

the Navy. Or you don't... I know you don't

1:41:50

know what you're talking about. Oh, what about Macho

1:41:52

Man's, a good chick? Macho Man. I

1:41:55

could have written Macho Man. I don't care for that

1:41:57

either. You don't like Macho Man? Yeah, yeah. How

1:42:00

dare you? Did

1:42:05

you ever see that movie that they made? Can't

1:42:08

Stop the Music? Yeah, with the

1:42:10

song, Are You Ready for the 80s? Apparently the Village

1:42:13

People were not. Funny enough. That's

1:42:19

got to be somebody's favorite record though. What?

1:42:21

Are you ready for the 80s? The soundtrack

1:42:24

to the movie, Can't Stop the Music. Greg,

1:42:28

we were talking about something before we got a hold of you. First off,

1:42:30

I want to plug your gig coming up. Friday,

1:42:33

April 5th and Saturday the 6th, The Funny Bone,

1:42:35

Toledo, Ohio will be rocking. Yeah, pretty excited

1:42:38

about that one. That's a good market. Josh

1:42:41

has since been there and made up

1:42:43

for there was an incident. Yeah,

1:42:45

I don't know if you can ever quite make

1:42:47

up for that. I was just going to add,

1:42:49

let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'd

1:42:52

like to think I've somewhat forgiven. He

1:42:55

certainly has been to Toledo. I'm

1:42:57

at least allowed back in that county. There you

1:42:59

go. Yeah, you can go back and it was

1:43:01

a good show you performed, but there's still people

1:43:04

that bought tickets that night. There's a hocking county?

1:43:06

Well... You're

1:43:08

going to kill it when you're there, right, Greg? Oh

1:43:10

yeah, I promise. Yeah, no Josh Arnold coming here.

1:43:15

I got a nice letter here from Mr. Randy Wilson who

1:43:17

said he went to see Greg Saturday night. Funny

1:43:20

man, kept us laughing for over an hour.

1:43:22

We had a great time and

1:43:24

laughed the whole time. Thanks for the laughs. Willson. Thank

1:43:27

you, Randy. That's outstanding. You had a good show.

1:43:29

Yeah, well done, Greg. Now we were talking about

1:43:31

this. Randy Wilson,

1:43:34

Josh, was he from the What's Going

1:43:36

Down episode of That's My Mama? That's

1:43:38

exactly right. That's

1:43:42

a Randy Watson reference. Mr. Randy

1:43:44

Watson. Coming to America. The wrestler?

1:43:46

So pretty. No, no, it's

1:43:48

so pretty. The movie Coming to America.

1:43:51

They're very silly, yeah. Now,

1:43:54

we have a news story here, Greg, about

1:43:57

what who... We told you not to ask

1:43:59

him about this because... He's gonna be uncomfortable and

1:44:01

not talk about it. Oh boy. Go

1:44:03

ahead. You've done it now. It's about

1:44:05

sex, Greg, but don't worry. It's not

1:44:08

too graphic or anything. It's about what

1:44:10

foods not to eat prior to intimate

1:44:12

activities. I

1:44:14

said beans. That's not even on the list. No. Yeah.

1:44:19

Do you have any peculiar

1:44:22

habits when it comes to food? Pre-sexual habits. I

1:44:27

mean, I guess I prefer

1:44:29

not to really have a full stomach when I'm

1:44:32

doing something like that. That's a

1:44:34

good choice. Yeah. Yeah. You

1:44:37

old romantic you. When I'm doing something like

1:44:39

that. That

1:44:44

are plowing the field. Either one. Now,

1:44:48

Greg, you choose a topic every week that

1:44:50

you do a so-called deep dive in. And

1:44:52

what is the topic

1:44:54

today, please? Well,

1:44:56

I want to talk about Lucky

1:44:59

Charms, guys. Oh, very nice. And very

1:45:01

timely. We had St. Patrick's Day yesterday.

1:45:04

St. Patrick's Day. They were introduced 1964

1:45:06

on St. Patrick's Day. Is

1:45:10

that right? Yeah. General Mills

1:45:12

sort of put an edict out

1:45:14

to their executives and

1:45:16

said, we need to use some of

1:45:18

our existing Cheerios and Wheaties

1:45:21

technologies to come up with

1:45:23

new initiatives. And

1:45:25

old John Holahan was

1:45:27

a big fan of the candy circus peanuts. You

1:45:30

guys know those things? Sure. My

1:45:32

dad loved those. He would claim the staler the

1:45:34

better. Yeah.

1:45:38

I don't. My coach liked those.

1:45:41

Yeah. My college wrestling coach.

1:45:43

I don't know too many people. They

1:45:45

remind me of those. They're similar

1:45:47

to that. You remember Ron ate those Boston

1:45:49

baked beans all the time? All the time.

1:45:51

Yeah. Just in plain cellophane

1:45:54

bags. Yeah. Yeah.

1:45:57

Same kind of candy. Anyways, John got

1:45:59

the edict. cut up circus peanuts

1:46:01

and put them in Cheerios and

1:46:03

that's basically what Lucky Charms are.

1:46:09

It's cut up circus peanuts in

1:46:11

Cheerios. They of course shaped

1:46:14

the circus peanuts, the original, they're

1:46:17

called Marbits. The

1:46:19

original Marbits were pink hearts, yellow

1:46:22

moons, orange stars and

1:46:24

green clovers. The

1:46:26

only one left of that lineup are the pink

1:46:28

hearts. What? They

1:46:31

don't have green clovers anymore? No,

1:46:33

Christy, what they have is basically

1:46:35

a green hat that

1:46:37

goes on top of a leprechaun with a