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always heard that his herb was top shelf.

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I just could not wait to find out

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for myself. Don't knock it

1:00

till you've tried it. Well, I've tried it,

1:02

my friend. And I'll never

1:05

smoke weed with Willie again. I

1:10

learned a hard lesson in a small

1:13

Texas town. He

1:15

fired up a fat boy and he

1:17

passed him around. The

1:20

last words I spoke before they tucked

1:22

me in. I'll

1:25

never smoke weed with Willie

1:27

again. I'll

1:29

never smoke weed with Willie

1:32

again. My party's all over

1:34

before it began. You

1:37

can pour me some old Whiskey

1:39

River, my friend. But

1:42

I'll never smoke weed with Willie

1:44

again. I

1:48

hopped on his old bus on

1:50

a Honeysuckle Road. The

1:53

party was Vegas, it was after

1:55

the show. Alone

1:58

in the front lounge. Me

2:00

And he. Was

2:02

one parting of Vram creepers than

2:05

a man. I'll. Never

2:07

smoke weed was. Over

2:12

before it. Is

2:15

needed for me The most risque

2:18

river my friends. That

2:20

I'll never smoke weed with really is.

2:27

Now are passing the guitar.

2:30

Telling. The gyms. Are

2:33

no Mom's a common to his

2:35

arm smell and smooth. Know

2:39

I do not party. Or.

2:42

Just let it pass by. With.

2:45

A smile on my face. And.

2:48

A great contact. Ah

2:52

lavish matter of we will.

3:00

Be the Burmese Imo, Whiskey

3:03

River my friends. Went

3:06

on ever smoke weed with

3:08

moonies. In

3:11

the fetal position. With

3:14

long much. Of

3:17

a semester and smoke

3:19

weed with. The

3:30

morning autumn of the bomb itself. so you'll have

3:33

that of us. Are

3:35

Body Toby Keith. Him

3:39

and his career. Hello

3:41

person. Sees

3:43

as the Zoo's there's there's

3:46

pack. God would say m

3:48

if there's Josh Earnest Nice

3:50

in the Detroit Lions level.

3:55

And of I say about him I when

3:57

I am I going to be That's what.

4:00

I'm Jake McGee. Here's Tom. Okay.

4:03

I'm done talking now. Good luck, everybody. I

4:05

was just reading something over here. Congratulations. With all due respect, that was

4:07

Toby Keith doing one of his so-called bus songs. He did that right

4:09

here in the studio with us, and sadly he is gone, but he

4:11

is going to be

4:25

inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. Yeah,

4:27

he was 62, Jake. I thought

4:29

he was in his mid-year. I thought he was a little younger than that. Yeah.

4:34

He can still kick your ass. Hell yeah, he could have. Big,

4:36

tough guy. Anyway, a little bit of something fun from

4:38

him. Smoking weed with Willie. Like your penis?

4:41

What are you talking about? Oh, your son Willie. Oh, I thought you

4:43

were talking to your Willie. Do you ever address... Kind of

4:45

an affirmation to get the gay day going. How's it going, bud? How's

4:48

it going on? Hey, sir. Hey,

4:50

sir. Hey, sir. Hey,

4:52

sir. Hey, sir. Hey,

4:54

sir. Hey, sir. Hey, sir.

4:57

What's going on? Hey, sir. I

4:59

call him Bud. I call him Bud. I call him,

5:01

uh, Popper. I call him, uh... Popper.

5:03

Wow. What? How

5:06

about that? Like, Popper's got a brand new bag. Possibly.

5:10

Popper's got a wrinkled bag. I

5:12

started to get soap in your eye. Dude,

5:14

buddy. I like him. You look down while

5:16

you're soaping it up. Dude, buddy. Do I what? This

5:19

is really... Do I what? When I

5:21

soap up? You look down at it and go, hi. You're

5:23

talking about talking to him. Well, actually,

5:25

I... You hold it like a microphone and

5:27

pretend you're interviewing somebody. I kind of know where everything is,

5:29

so I soap up. Yeah, I was getting to show up.

5:31

I do. Do you step away

5:33

from the stream of the water, get all soapy, then go

5:35

back in? Well, yeah. You got it and then soap up

5:38

again? Yeah, it's a... Oh,

5:40

it's a real, uh, cycle. It's

5:43

like putting a cereal in milk. You

5:45

got some milk left for cereal. You got a right procedure? You

5:47

got a whole... You know, and then eat your cereal. You got

5:50

to put more cereal or anything. You don't have enough milk. You

5:52

got to put milk in there. Oh, God, I love cereal. I'm

5:55

back in my real shower again, so that's been nice. Is that

5:57

right? Yeah, yeah, back in the shower. I don't have to

5:59

go upstairs. Now, was this the one they had to order

6:02

parts away from Sweden or something? That,

6:04

actually the two main parts of it still aren't here. Oh,

6:06

is that right? We ordered them and paid for them three

6:08

years ago. I don't know where these

6:10

people found this thing. Okay. All

6:13

right. I'm totally serious. I'm incredibly

6:15

lucky where I live now is that whoever

6:17

remodeled my house and said, here, would you

6:19

like to buy this? I said yes. And

6:21

they did everything correctly and in

6:23

a wonderful way. You are lucky. Oh, yeah,

6:25

you did. Not with. You did

6:27

get lucky. Other than the things that

6:30

like the water heater and

6:33

the heating and air, I had to replace that eventually,

6:35

but it was just age. My

6:38

shower is wonderful is what I'm telling you. Is

6:40

it just the one spigot or do you have

6:42

like one? I don't care for the

6:44

word spigot. You don't like that.

6:46

I don't care for that word. What's another word for

6:48

the thing that's not shower head. Shower head. Okay.

6:51

That's better. Spigot sounds pejorative is all good.

6:54

I've got the shower head. Yeah, spigot. See?

6:58

Oh, look at this spigot coming in. That raises

7:00

eyebrows. Well, that does sound negative. I have that

7:03

thing. What's the thing? It's like circular

7:05

and it's straight up above your head. That's a shower head.

7:08

No, but it might be a rain shower. There you go. Yeah,

7:10

don't care for that. I got one of those, but it

7:12

doesn't come out of the ceiling. Then

7:15

there's one on the wall. It comes out of

7:17

the wall about a foot and then it goes down and hits me in the

7:19

head. Yeah, I don't like to have

7:21

it on my head the whole time, but

7:23

there's one on the wall that comes from the side. How

7:26

big is your shower? It's huge. Well, then you can

7:28

walk around. You don't have to stand under the water.

7:30

No, no, but you can use the ... The best

7:32

thing is there's these two

7:34

things on the spigots on the wall. Josh, you're

7:37

going to love this. One

7:39

of them is just about the height of the

7:42

brown spokesperson, if you know what I mean. Oh, my.

7:45

So you can back yourself up to that thing and

7:47

really get a thorough question. It's a bidet in the

7:49

shower is what it is. But

7:52

it's car wash pressure, Christy. Oh, damn.

7:54

That's the thing. Really, it'll maybe

7:57

make you go to the other

7:59

side. stimulating. The

8:03

other side. Okay. Just

8:05

saying. You might

8:07

enjoy that. Somehow we

8:09

got from... Was this the Brown spokesman? Is

8:11

that what you're saying? Well,

8:14

he called the spokes. What was it he called it,

8:16

Josh? I'm taking my analogy

8:18

from you. I said something

8:20

about counting the spokes one day. Oh, yeah, yeah.

8:22

Yeah. And the dirt button. Now I'm

8:25

just mixing up a bunch of metaphors. I've heard of

8:27

dropping the Browns off the Super Bowl. I've heard of

8:29

that. I don't know if I

8:31

could grab. Yeah. This is just cleansing the

8:33

areas. The point is... You've never done that

8:35

in a shower. No, no, no, no. Dropped

8:37

the Browns off. Is that anything else? Yeah.

8:39

Well, let's just move forward. Coming

8:42

up some fascinating things in the news today.

8:44

Very exciting. And some interesting stuff

8:46

on the world of sports. And I think a world record

8:48

that I don't think will get chick-mad. Oh. I'm

8:51

not sure. I don't know. I'm pretty pissed about

8:53

everything I've seen so far. One

8:56

of them I don't understand at all. You're going to have to

8:58

help me with it. I like the one in space. I

9:00

like that. Yeah. But

9:02

one of them I don't understand.

9:04

But we'll get to you. The

9:06

collecting aluminum. I did

9:08

that when I was a kid. I collected beer

9:11

cans. But he's not collecting the cans. He's just

9:13

collecting the tabs. Yeah, that's weird. I don't understand.

9:15

And you know me... My husband

9:17

does that. He collects the tabs? Yeah.

9:20

He gives... He... That's a recycling

9:22

program somewhere that does something with them. That

9:25

is a thing. But why is it... Hang

9:27

on. He sounds like a warm, wonderful... Just

9:30

a nice... He is a warm, wonderful... Well, this is a

9:32

charity thing. But wouldn't you want the whole can? I

9:35

don't know why they use just the... There's a reason.

9:38

Someone's going to have to explain to me. I

9:40

think if you're recycling aluminum, you'd want the whole

9:42

can. That's just a thingy that goes wrong. There's

9:44

something about the tabs there. You can make better

9:47

aluminum. Oh, really? Okay. Well, I just would be

9:49

curious. It's not explained in the story. But

9:53

we'll get to that. That means it's like an airline thing

9:55

where, you know, God forbid they give you the whole can.

9:58

But now, you want to... give

10:00

us a couple of other sports teasers. I

10:02

hate the word teaser, but I will. How

10:05

about this, a pricey of coming? No, I'm

10:07

more irritating. I don't know if teaser in

10:09

that way is a word. Anyway-

10:13

Wait, can I interrupt for one second? I can't take them

10:15

anyway to stop you. Did you do wordle yesterday? Yesterday,

10:18

yes. I am protesting. Josh and

10:20

I had a- Oh, Josh, not you.

10:22

Oscar and I had an argument. The

10:25

answer, Christy, was ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Should

10:28

we do this? I'm writing it down. It's yesterday,

10:30

so we're- Well, I know, but

10:32

maybe somebody's- Go ahead. Okay,

10:35

Jim. The answer was S-P-E-L-T. Yeah. It's

10:37

spelt. Which is not a word.

10:40

Yeah, it is. It is a word. It's

10:42

a grain, isn't it? Yeah. And

10:44

I'm not arguing that it is. It's not a

10:46

very common word. No. And

10:48

I solved it, so I don't have that big of beef, but-

10:50

I solved it, but I mean, because the only- yeah, it's

10:53

some obscure grain known as- Yeah,

10:55

it's a grain. Or it's the

10:57

incorrect spelling of spelled, which is

11:00

considered- I spelt it wrong. Apparently

11:02

that's only- it says not acceptable in

11:05

America, only in England. So now we're

11:07

using English slang from the UK. You

11:10

know who's a great speller when we were

11:12

kids? Mama was spellin'. She'd spell it and

11:14

I'd get it. When and where do you

11:16

give her? She'd- Now, Josh, you're the English

11:18

guy. Is a smelt a word? Not

11:20

the fish, but- No, I don't think so. It

11:23

could be. It smelt bad. Smelt it,

11:25

dealt it. No, smelt is a word in

11:28

the steel industry. Yes. Okay, but

11:30

I mean, I'm in the context of smelling. Yeah,

11:32

I don't know. But he who smelt it dealt

11:34

it, I think that it's

11:36

not officially a word. Yes, poetically.

11:39

If it's in a- I

11:42

get the phalanine, he don't care for the

11:44

dickie, bro. I have a quick aluminum update.

11:46

The pop cans, the tops are cleaner and

11:49

smaller, making them easier to collect in

11:51

larger quantities. And there's also the Ronald McDonald

11:53

House does a thing with the pop

11:55

cans. Okay, so and you don't have bees. No,

11:58

please. Wait, let's see. kids,

12:01

you got bees, that's your ass, you got bees.

12:04

Well, we'll get to that. The Dodgers and the

12:06

Padres are in Seoul, South Korea, and the Dodgers,

12:09

they start a game, tomorrow

12:11

morning, 6.05 a.m. Eastern Daylight

12:13

Time, first pitch from South

12:15

Korea as they open the

12:18

Major League Baseball season. Yes,

12:20

Tom. Okay, so it's

12:22

going to be 3 in the morning, LA time? Yes.

12:26

That's convenient. It's

12:29

Major League Baseball, it's branding, it's

12:31

money. Okay, what are they playing

12:33

in North Korea? I

12:36

don't think they observe Daylight Saving Time in

12:38

North Korea. That's

12:41

a fair question. We're going to do away with

12:44

everything, human rights the whole thing, but we will

12:46

have daylight savings. Okay,

12:49

alright everybody. Good to

12:51

know. Anyway, they had a first pitch at

12:53

one of the exhibition games yesterday, and it

12:55

was a South Korean

12:58

actress, and the

13:00

Dodgers dugout went nuts

13:02

for her, and her name is Jun Jong-Siu.

13:07

Jun Jong-Siu appears

13:10

to steal the hearts of all the Dodgers

13:13

players, and we'll have the story. Really? And

13:15

I would think Freddie Freeman, I'm not sure if he's married

13:18

or not, but boy is he in trouble. I

13:20

thought I'd be in the air. If Mama Freeman sees

13:23

this. Oh, he was going bananas.

13:26

Oh, good to know. Yeah, but she does have a... Yeah,

13:28

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16:48

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom

16:50

show. Pat Godwin's here. Christi and Josh Ace.

16:52

I'm chick. Hello, Tom.

16:55

Hello, Christi is the question because

16:57

Christi saw our friend

17:00

Peter Frampton in concert last night. She's

17:02

still drunk. Tell us about the show.

17:04

I'm so excited. I'm wearing the same makeup from last night. I

17:06

can tell you that. You wear makeup?

17:08

Oh yeah. The

17:14

hearty laugh from Ace

17:16

over there. Yes, I

17:18

do. I usually get it here. You look lovely.

17:20

Thank you. I slept a couple hours, came in. It

17:22

was great. It was a wonderful show. Jason,

17:25

our producer, was there as well with his lovely wife.

17:27

We had a great time. Peter

17:29

played a couple of songs he's never played in concert before

17:32

so that was a real treat. One

17:34

was from Camel. I've got

17:36

my eyes on you and the other one was

17:38

from an album from 1975 that I wasn't

17:41

even familiar with. Discogs, I think. And

17:43

the song was The Crying

17:45

Clown. Boy, that don't bring a tear to

17:48

your eye. I don't know what will. Did

17:50

he do Black Hole Son? He did Black Hole

17:52

Son, of course. Then he did all the

17:54

classics from the live show. All the classics and

17:57

just really great with the audience.

18:00

had a big at one point they were handing out

18:02

cards because of course we're trying to get him in

18:05

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so they were

18:07

handing out cards with the QR code on it and

18:09

so he stopped the show at one point and

18:11

put this big card up on the screen with

18:14

a QR code and he goes you know how

18:16

I feel about phones and concerts but right now

18:18

take out your phone and we all voted and

18:20

they played the Jeopardy theme while we voted it

18:22

was very cute. Peter

18:25

Frampett is possibly the nicest

18:27

guy in the

18:30

world of rock stars so not

18:32

to mention unbelievably talented. He's

18:34

been in bands since he was about 14 or 15.

18:38

Played a couple humble pie songs he played

18:40

the Gresch guitar that he played with humble

18:42

pie which was really cool if you're a guitar

18:44

person. Obviously Phoenix was

18:46

there he played that a lot it

18:48

was a good show it was better

18:51

even than the last show. I'm gonna try

18:53

to track him down and go see one of the weekend shows

18:57

but yeah you can vote for mr. Peter Frampett for

18:59

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Currently in third

19:01

place. Okay well they're gonna have one. He's gotta get

19:03

it. Peter

19:06

has a pretty serious muscular

19:08

disease but he is able

19:10

to play still. As he

19:12

said his legs are a little bit messed up but

19:15

everything else is working just fine. Well

19:17

good. We certainly wish him the

19:20

best and we'll stay in touch with that tour.

19:22

I was mentioning earlier

19:24

also Odd On Tour for the last time

19:26

Jeff Lynn and ELO they're

19:28

gonna be doing a bunch of North American dates and

19:31

Jeff Lynn noted for an amazing

19:34

stage show and he's

19:36

one of those guys every picture he looks exactly the same.

19:38

You ever notice that? He's got that

19:40

kind of beard big mop of hair

19:43

and those big sunglasses he could be anybody back in

19:45

there. Who

19:48

knows who's in there? But it'll be Jeff Lynn on

19:50

Odd On Tour as well. I got an email for

19:52

you Tom. Yes sir go ahead.

19:55

Thanks Tom. Or

19:57

in that sarcasm. I

20:01

don't know why yesterday was such a

20:03

gem but the whole fast ball the

20:06

way Segment you guys got into almost

20:08

got me pulled over for swerve laughing

20:10

and you forever ruined the song for

20:12

me Now that I know

20:14

about it sad meaning. Thanks a lot

20:16

Tom He asked

20:18

I've been to Torch Lake right of the boat

20:22

Put in this subject so my letter

20:24

gets read. Oh you

20:26

pretentious, Michigan loving hilarious

20:29

man The

20:34

song the way is one of my

20:36

favorites and Those

20:39

fellows have been in here playing live Did

20:42

they do that did fast long? Yeah, they did that

20:44

song. Yeah, we should dig up the live version

20:46

of it I can get that done by next

20:48

week um but the point is we

20:50

had a story about an unusual

20:53

story about a couple who an elderly couple

20:55

with dementia that escaped from a assisted

20:58

living facility and That

21:00

song the way is kind of about that kind

21:02

of based on a very very similar story for

21:04

many years ago Yeah, I just love that guitar

21:06

riff that nice rhythm guitar in that song But

21:09

I'm glad that the person enjoyed it

21:11

and the subsequent arguing about the tune

21:15

But we now turn to South

21:17

Korea for Major League Baseball Well

21:19

first we're talking about minor league

21:21

baseball game team names yesterday. What

21:23

which one? Were we

21:25

sod koodles right? Yeah, and kookamanga

21:28

and Rancho kookamanga quakes They changed

21:30

their name to evidently accident. It's a

21:32

Spanish word for masturbation Yeah, they're doing

21:35

a special evening in the Spanish slang

21:37

term for masturbation. They inadvertently name it

21:39

They I don't mess with a good thing quakes

21:41

a great name for us. Oh Hey,

21:46

Bob, I was listening to the podcast this

21:48

evening guys were mentioning some fun minor league

21:50

baseball team For a couple

21:52

years now our local team in Grand

21:54

Rapids. I did not know the front

21:56

Transformed from the West Michigan white caps

21:58

to become Beer City

22:00

Bong Hammers to honor our

22:02

history of making great beer here. The

22:05

what hammers? Beer City Bong

22:07

Hammers, B-U-N-G. And now here's

22:09

Tom with 20 minutes on what a bung hole

22:11

is. Tom. It's in a barrel,

22:14

right? Yes, it is in a barrel. A

22:17

bung hammer is like a cork, right? Yeah.

22:20

They pound it in with. Even

22:23

though the I am over... Isn't Bong Hammers also

22:25

the name of a bar on Christopher Street in

22:27

the Greenwich Village area of Manhattan? No, I am

22:29

over 50. I still

22:31

giggle at the name Bong Hammers. And

22:33

they do have... It's

22:37

a glass of beer with a face holding

22:40

a hammer and pounding a

22:42

cork into the side of

22:44

the wall. Put a cork

22:46

in it. That's their logo.

22:49

Wow. That's referencing this story. The

22:52

minor league team inadvertently,

22:55

the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes

22:57

rebranded to the Chacetas, I'm

23:00

not sure if I'm getting

23:03

the pronunciation correctly, C-H-A-Q-U-E-T-A-S Chacetas

23:06

for the upcoming Copa

23:09

de Verzion, which is known as the Fun

23:11

Cup. So they changed the name for

23:14

that. They print new uniforms. So very cool. Which

23:17

apparently the Spanish term is

23:19

an homage to Mariachi band culture. But

23:21

it also happens to be, according to

23:23

this, slang for

23:26

masturbation. So

23:28

that's the Cucamonga

23:31

Crankers or whatever you want to call it. Anyway,

23:34

that's sort of a fun story. We need to

23:36

get a couple of these uniforms,

23:39

don't you think? But you

23:41

didn't mention the sod poodles of Amarillo, the

23:43

yard goats of Hartford, the trash pandas of

23:45

Alabama. Sod poodles

23:47

are prairie dogs. I was sold. I

23:51

just thought they were dirty little dogs out in the yard.

23:54

And then the Rumble Ponies of Binghamton,

23:56

New York. I don't know what that refers

23:59

to. I'm not sure either. A

24:03

lot of cool names and a lot of fun

24:05

with these great minor league baseball teams. You

24:08

mentioned a little bit of Major

24:10

League Baseball in South Korea. Starting

24:12

tomorrow it's the opening of the

24:14

Major League Baseball season. These games

24:16

will count from Seoul, South Korea. Starts

24:19

at 6.05 a.m. Eastern Daylight. That's

24:21

3.05 Pacific time. I don't

24:23

know if they're on ESPN. Works

24:25

in LA and San Diego are going

24:27

to have

24:30

watching parties in the middle of the night or whatever. Sounds

24:32

like a fun thing. But Tuesday and, what

24:35

is it, Wednesday and Thursday morning? And

24:39

they count. Both days and they count. It's the

24:41

opening of the baseball season. But

24:43

on Sunday, the Dodgers have been

24:45

in Seoul, South Korea for a

24:48

couple days. They had an exhibition

24:50

game against the Ki-Woom heroes from

24:53

South Korea. And South

24:55

Korean actress Jeong Jeong-Siao threw out

24:58

the first pitch before the

25:00

Dodgers exhibition game. She wore

25:02

a Dodgers jersey and high

25:05

baseball socks. She took the mound at

25:07

the Sky Dome. And

25:10

the broadcast did

25:12

not do any of the Los Angeles Dodgers

25:14

any favors. I'm

25:17

sure some of them are married, but

25:19

she's on the mound and the Dodgers

25:22

dug out went crazy for this young

25:24

lady. Pretty? She's

25:26

very pretty. She's barely wearing.

25:28

I say, why wear pants? I

25:30

wear a pant on. You

25:33

know, yoga. She's rocking the yoga pants. Oh, right.

25:36

The leggings. That's nothing to be imagined. How did the

25:38

pitch go? I

25:41

couldn't find the video. I just saw the

25:43

still pictures that she managed to get it

25:45

over the mound. Thankfully, this gentleman who videoed

25:49

the video I have, all

25:52

it shows is her throwing the ball. I

25:55

don't know the result of the pitch. I don't think

25:57

anybody was watching the pitch. I

26:00

know last. Year

26:02

they are giggle and and shaking their heads

26:04

and like in with her learned that was

26:07

as. Area

26:09

a photograph of synthesizers. Are

26:12

very very have? Yes yes that's what I wanted to

26:14

see in the story which has God has. Had

26:18

will get see. Now

26:24

that's how. I

26:26

can't tell you guys how fascinating. Yes I

26:28

know Six, You're right, they are have and

26:30

house in Asia music videos. Ah,

26:33

as far as yes if we play a

26:35

whole video is is it possible to adjacent

26:37

to put the whole thing Illinois? You dig

26:39

that up. The Jason Isaacs I think. Or

26:42

yet. we were also complaining about a word

26:44

or yesterday. Because.

26:46

The answer was spelled as P Lt,

26:48

which apparently is some obscure gray as

26:50

I got the answer only through. Elimination.

26:53

but it's also these apparently English

26:56

Uk English slang for smelled chemical

26:58

or she made her spelling rather.

27:01

in any event, a path. To.

27:03

Do to have a tribute to a word or. Slow

27:13

as. Oh

27:15

my word. I. Felt

27:19

were. Owe

27:23

me a copy. Hope that cleans up

27:25

and curdled that not going to do

27:27

other than good. My word. All. Well

27:30

for her and my. Router

27:34

our server go to Bob

27:36

Evans with my birth to

27:38

screw. Zero, The

27:41

Boomers my favorite story:

27:43

Karma.word of those. Oh.

27:50

mama photos my morning

27:52

nuzzle hurdle they would

27:55

my wife's murder at

28:00

night to cough her girdle forward

28:03

to tomorrow's world.

28:06

Should I post today's score? Yes,

28:10

the day it was for.

28:12

I'll text my daughter a

28:14

song if I get it

28:16

in one. Oh,

28:19

there you go. Thank you very much, I've got one in one.

28:21

Have you? Yeah, it was just the first.

28:24

It's I use a lot of different first

28:26

words, but it would happen to be final

28:28

this one. Yeah,

28:30

I can tell you the whole story if

28:33

you'd like. See what I did was. No,

28:35

I'm fascinated. I

28:38

did look up. Oh, here she is.

28:40

Now we're watching the first. Now we're watching the first. They're

28:43

leaning in. That's Freddy Freeman in the middle.

28:46

Look at him. He is in such trouble.

28:48

They're pointing and really staring. Yeah, it's just

28:50

one of those leaning into it. There

28:52

she is. I don't know where she got those Nikes.

28:56

Is that what you're looking at? You're looking at her shoes?

28:58

Well, that's where the if you look down

29:00

from her, you know, those if you look up rather from the Nikes,

29:02

they go right up to her. I find

29:04

little. It was built up so much.

29:06

It's not that it's a large amount.

29:08

She's just wearing yoga pants. Yes, they're

29:10

very tight. You can see her yoga

29:12

pants. You can see her religion is

29:15

the joke. Tom won. By

29:17

the way, now I googled

29:19

Bong hammer. Okay. A minor

29:22

league baseball team. Barely

29:24

a porn star. The

29:27

Bong hammer. They call them the Bong.

29:29

No, no, it's the Beer City Bong

29:31

Hammer's baseball team. Yeah. Okay.

29:34

Well, good to know. Now

29:37

we will move forward in sports. What

29:39

else have you got? Let's see. Where

29:41

were we? The Dodgers are paying $700

29:43

million for Shohei Otani this

29:45

season. That means his fans in

29:48

Japan and really all over the world are

29:50

going to buy merchandise,

29:52

a store called Selection.

29:55

And Tokyo's Shijuku area

29:57

sells gear for all 30 Jimmy

30:00

baseball teams but store employees say about 60

30:02

to 70 percent of the sales are

30:05

for Dodgers gear and

30:07

Pacificly Shohei

30:09

Otani here. Shohei Otani!

30:12

Shohei Otani! Wait I forgot what do we decide to do? That

30:15

got it right? Yes. Hey Otani! No

30:18

no, you could show him what? Oh

30:21

is that what we did change it? Right

30:23

again. Shohei

30:26

Otani! Sho- what? Does that

30:29

work? I like

30:32

just hey Otani!

30:35

No? No. Okay. See if that

30:37

doesn't work. Is that a sentence?

30:40

Yeah. Hey Otani is a sentence. And it's

30:42

his name. Hey's your verb. Otani's your

30:44

noun. Hey is a verb. Hey!

30:47

Hey! Yeah. Really? Not

30:49

really a verb. It's called an action? Exclamation. Exclamation?

30:52

Hey slang. The

30:56

classics. All right, why don't you diagram

30:58

the sentence? The classic is say Quan

31:00

Barkley. Anyway. Quan Barkley. See thank you,

31:02

Chrissy, for participating. Anybody know who say

31:04

Quan Barkley? Quan Barkley. Who

31:06

he plays for right now? Giants.

31:09

Nope. Eagles. Yep.

31:11

Sorry. Oh that's right. He

31:13

transferred, if he will. You

31:15

know, inter division. This

31:17

is probably not the place for me

31:19

to go over troubling

31:21

events in my life over

31:23

these 66 years. I have

31:26

many. I'm not just like anybody else.

31:28

I got problems. Up, down, sure. That's

31:30

life. Absolutely. Which category? One

31:33

of the most- it's

31:35

not top 10 but it's close. When

31:37

Tom started listening to sports talk radio,

31:40

that could have been- which doesn't help.

31:44

That could have been one of the worst

31:46

days of my life. Yeah. He'll come in

31:48

here and he'll ask me. So as you

31:50

hear about, hello,

31:52

that manager. Oh,

31:55

you didn't hear about That.

31:58

He's trying to be a guy, chicken. Yeah

32:00

yeah, actually wondering why the city and called the bugs

32:02

him risk. Anyway, I

32:05

was telling you how much

32:07

stuff costs. Ah, show Hail

32:09

Tiny! shut up at his

32:11

cap Dodgers cap with his

32:13

signature on the side. And

32:15

number seventeen and I don't think

32:18

it's as actual signature. Think it's

32:20

just it's done this one hundred

32:22

and fifty dollars. So tense cause

32:24

of it was signature that more

32:26

was that Yen a Dodgers uniformed

32:28

is perhaps a dodgy uniform top.

32:31

His. As Jersey cells or five hundred

32:33

bucks. And. If you want a

32:35

baseball that are tiny through last year and

32:37

a natural major league baseball game, we play

32:39

for the Angels. It's twenty

32:41

two thousand dollars flow. Or.

32:44

I'll bet there are few thousand

32:46

of posts. Yeah. He he

32:48

through this want to read it? And

32:51

while they get in trouble Tom they

32:53

just can't say something like that. No,

32:55

not be really who? Yes Okay ah

32:57

well. I will look forward to more

32:59

Citing return Hell on earth So no

33:01

here. Once you have the were coming

33:03

up we have. I'm. I'm.

33:07

Olympic News. Or this kind

33:09

of interesting and oh, and we still don't

33:11

have Olympic gun music or lived it's on

33:13

the way. Made

33:15

phone call yesterday or never. Special

33:18

Olympic theme song of With As

33:20

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35:01

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35:09

love music on the Bob at Tom show don't

35:11

we we sure do darn right we do Here's

35:14

Tom. Thank you. Your favorite song right now if

35:16

you play song you kick back lace your fingers

35:20

That's a listen to a song What

35:23

would it be? Well, I didn't boom Something

35:26

in contemporary music or a classic

35:28

piece from anything And

35:30

I know you're trying to I'm trying to

35:32

stall all I saw what you think but

35:36

What are you listening to right now? What's your favorite? I'm

35:40

back listening to Fastball and all

35:42

that stuff. Yeah, I forgot how great a song

35:44

fire escape was Yeah,

35:46

that's I like the stones. I'll listen to the

35:48

stones when I when I need something. Oh, yeah

35:51

When I need to think about you know

35:55

stuff gone by All

36:00

the covers start in one. Very

36:02

nice. It's me on drums. Charlie's

36:06

good tonight, Amy. However, my

36:09

new favorite role in the set is song. Oh,

36:14

it's me on piano. Oh, you

36:16

do very well. Doesn't look like I'm playing

36:18

piano well over there. Yeah. Doesn't

36:25

get any better than this. So

36:27

they're sitting around, and this is the one they recorded out

36:29

in France in the... I

36:31

think... Let's

36:34

do this here and let's do this here. Oh,

36:36

okay. I

36:38

didn't know for myself like that. They're

36:43

easy to take for granted, aren't they? I

36:47

think they've done so many great things. Yeah, and

36:49

you hear them so often. And they're so omnipotent.

36:52

They're always around. And

36:55

when you do take a second, go,

36:57

oh, man, yeah, these are amazing. I

37:00

just saw one of those lists you get on

37:02

the Internet, the five best songs from Sticky Fingers.

37:05

And not even on the list was the best song

37:07

on the record, which is why. In your opinion. No,

37:09

no, we can't sure if you're knocking. If you ask

37:11

God, that's what he plays for you at the point

37:14

of your life. Who has God, please? He's listening to.

37:16

Doesn't make any sense that that's not in the top

37:18

five. That's one of the greatest rips of all time.

37:22

Apparently, Mick Taylor, apparently, is that correct?

37:25

Now, come on. I

37:31

like this. They're yelling in the

37:33

background. Yeah. A

37:37

little transcribed. Drop. Yeah.

37:44

My favorite. Yeah.

37:50

And you. You

37:53

came up with the term cocaine. Well,

37:55

I'm sure. In

37:58

the end, we'll see. Wait a minute.

38:00

Hey, write that down. That's good. Yeah,

38:03

go ahead. Take off your shades. Are there

38:06

songs that you hear that you go, you instantly start

38:08

crying? Good topic. Hey! Good

38:11

topic. What a great topic! Hey, do me a favor,

38:13

chick. Yeah. Did you tell Ace

38:15

to ask her to leave? Hey, Ace, we asked

38:18

Christina to go away. No, I just, my

38:20

husband's ruling the country music and I never

38:22

listened and on our drive yesterday, we had

38:24

a two-hour drive. Oh, and you know the

38:26

rule. Did he drive? He drove. It's

38:28

his radio. Oh, yeah. So we were

38:30

listening to country music and this song came

38:32

on by Gabby Barnett called Growing Up

38:35

Raising You and if that ain't

38:37

a tear-jerker. Thanks, Gabby. Yeah, there are some

38:39

that just... Wow. About

38:42

raising your kids and them, you know, watching them

38:44

write off. My favorite from her is I

38:46

Got My Mom Pregnant Again. Oh,

38:49

that's right. That's a country

38:51

classic. It's

38:54

called Growing Up Raising You? Growing Up Raising You.

38:56

No, we're not going to... This is a...we're not

38:58

going to play as incredibly sad songs. It's a

39:00

beautiful song. It's no, it's a beautiful song, actually.

39:03

Oh, my God. I love it.

39:05

Thank you. What happened to sports? Oh,

39:07

you find it already? Oh, I'm crying already.

39:10

I don't get it. Nobody's bored just... Take

39:12

me to sleep. Hands are shaking. Look at that baby.

39:14

Oh, I thought you had the shake. You

39:16

drunk. You needed a taste. Okay. You're

39:19

trusting me. Just a

39:21

little. A little. A truck

39:23

with the Perkin Dan right here. Is this

39:26

a black blind man in the bleachers? A

39:28

ramp? A ramp and a bridge to

39:30

jump off? Could we pass the buck with the

39:32

Perkin Dan's, is the lady? All right. Next.

39:34

The vanilla extract again. Please don't jump next while I'm

39:36

trying to get a little humor out of it. I'm

39:38

going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm

39:41

going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm

39:43

going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm

39:45

going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm

39:47

going to do it. I'm going to do it. A

39:49

little humor out. This is the office. A little

39:51

mouthwash. I'm going to pop it. Next.

39:53

You shake like a set of babies. Hey,

40:01

who wants to go to Paris? I do. We

40:04

better check with Tom first. Tom is okay if you

40:06

all go to Paris. I know, I kind of know

40:08

you want to do the Paris story. Not that this

40:10

broad thing in this country song is there. You

40:13

can't even hear the hook. It's so beautiful. No,

40:15

the hook. I was slashing my wrist. It's

40:21

a nice beautiful song about

40:23

raising her child. I

40:25

don't want to get him upset and then we're really close

40:27

to him genuinely being mad. Does

40:30

she mention that her brother knocked her up? No, no.

40:33

My brother just knocked. She knocked her. Oh,

40:35

geez. What should I do next? Have

40:37

another drink. Here it comes. All right, no.

40:40

No. No. No.

40:42

No. No. No.

40:46

No. No. No.

40:49

No. No. No.

40:52

No. No. No. No.

40:56

No. No. No.

41:00

You know what? That is a hit. That

41:02

damn Paul Ford. Yeah, he'll

41:04

make you cry. Yeah. Where was

41:06

I when we... He stopped loving me. He stopped

41:08

loving me. Oh my God. I

41:10

think of that song and I start to cry. That's terrific. Good

41:13

God. Now could we get back to

41:15

the happy riffs of the Rolling Stones

41:17

and cocaine eyes rather than...

41:21

Wow. Nobody

41:24

loves a problem. Say a next

41:26

like Tom. You got him to feel a

41:28

little bit. He doesn't know what

41:30

to do. I know. I know.

41:33

I know. I'm well aware. I love that.

41:35

Now Mama aborted my twin. I love that

41:37

one. This

41:39

is a sweet, positive song

41:41

about having a child and watching them grow up.

41:44

She's growing up as... Oh, yeah. She's

41:46

right in the eye. Could we not? Could

41:48

we not? She turned it into someone. Oh, yeah. Look,

41:51

this is real. I'm feeling like I'm a child. I'm

41:53

a child. Look, this

41:55

is real. I'm feeling love. Shut

41:57

up. Okay. Hey, Pat. The

42:00

monoplane Obama era. If you analyze

42:02

say my yoga pants are observed

42:04

baseball pitcher hunger saw a necessity.

42:06

Know about your grill videos of

42:09

and music. I'd love to hear

42:11

that. I'll have. To

42:13

give us the i'm you don't want to see

42:15

you know authorities or that the sports freeview. What's.

42:18

Coming up and sports? Check what's

42:20

coming up and spoil Thought about

42:23

condoms at the Olympics. Or back

42:25

to that story. it's our bread

42:27

or various breads. And but that's

42:29

as there's an Olympics. It's competition,

42:31

know, athletic greatness. Dough condoms, How

42:34

many hours you use the technical

42:36

term robbers? Like the

42:38

Eiffel Tower that would be. Plenty. Jimmy I

42:40

am. He has always on

42:42

his has somebody dunno olympic

42:44

rings and colored condoms. On

42:47

his be condoms of color I he

42:49

starts say nord condom please complete it

42:51

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42:53

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42:55

if we got does a deal with

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43:00

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get you never got to the soccer story for Mr.

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through the trial that sort out in

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now. Oh, lighten up. Bring up one

44:42

more pathetic, sad song. It

44:45

wasn't sad, it's actually a beautiful song. You just never

44:48

got to the word. You aren't listening.

44:50

Oh, you're listening. What's it mean?

44:54

Pat Godwin in the performance

44:56

room. I just heard the part about mama getting hit by

44:58

the train. Mama did not get hit by the train. She

45:00

was shaking. I didn't even say it. Hello,

45:03

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here.

45:05

Anything to that artist again? Gabby

45:08

Barnett. I'm Jake

45:10

Hirst. Tell him. I think I'll just check

45:12

her out. Yeah, here's the album cover.

45:14

It's My Brother's Baby is the name of the album.

45:16

Oh, it is not. I don't

45:19

think that's. What? Oh. Very

45:21

fine. No. Okay.

45:24

I'm sure it's very well done. Could we not

45:26

wait? I'm sure it's very well done. Thank

45:30

you very much. Gabby Barrett, I'm sorry. Okay.

45:33

Now, Christy Lee went to see Peter

45:35

Frampton. Peter Barrett will all share it.

45:37

Huh? Anybody? Yes,

45:40

I did. You want to see Peter Frampton last night? I have. Got

45:42

a picture of you and Mr. Frampton, do we? I do. I'm

45:45

going to put it

45:47

up on, I have one on Instagram and then

45:49

I'll put up a picture of all three of

45:52

us. Our engagement photo

45:54

was interrupted by my husband,

45:56

of course. Oh, so your husband's in the

45:58

room. picture too. Do you

46:01

want to put one of those black bars across

46:03

his face? You don't see that

46:08

anymore. I don't like that. Do you love the black

46:10

bar? What do they call

46:12

it? Pixelating now? Yeah, they pixelate. They pixelate

46:14

everything. They pixelate T-shirts on TV.

46:16

They pixelate all the... You watch HGTV

46:18

a lot. They pixelate all

46:21

the artwork. I

46:23

don't get that. Someone's going to steal

46:25

it from... as the camera whizzes by

46:27

the dogs playing poker on their... I

46:29

don't know. Now, Mr.

46:31

McGee is across the

46:34

way with this. He brought his attitude in today.

46:36

We're going to hear sports,

46:39

but first, by

46:41

request from Chick McGee. This

46:45

is what you asked for. Oh,

46:47

yoga pants. Yeah, because the Dodgers

46:49

and Padres open the Major League

46:51

Baseball season tomorrow and Thursday

46:54

in Seoul, South Korea at

46:56

6.05 a.m. Eastern Daylight Time.

46:58

Do the math for your

47:00

Pacific listeners. But the Dodgers

47:02

played a couple exhibition games over the weekend and

47:04

they had a South Korean movie star throw out

47:06

the first pitch. Yeah. And she was wearing yoga

47:08

pants. Absolutely. And she was wearing the hell out

47:11

of them. It did

47:13

not go unnoticed by the Los Angeles

47:15

Dodgers dugout. Particularly, Mr. Freddie Freeman is

47:17

in big trouble with his significant other.

47:19

It looks like one of those cartoon

47:21

dogs where they... their tongue's hanging out.

47:24

You can almost hear... hitting himself in

47:27

the head with a skin. You can hear

47:29

from the... Oh,

47:33

okay. Shut up

47:35

Freddie. I'm

47:39

hitting myself. But

47:41

she was wearing yoga pants. Check

48:00

my eyes off her shapely eyes

48:03

I should move no namaste The

48:06

yoga pants should make them a day I

48:09

try to focus while you touch your toes

48:11

I can't concentrate on my own

48:14

posing I don't have a

48:16

ghost of a chance I'm

48:18

gettin' in those yoga pants I'll

48:20

get the girl with the long blonde hair

48:23

And her beautiful derriere

48:26

She turns around, cut me sneak in the glass

48:29

And that's a dude in yoga

48:31

pants Boing! And her

48:34

on with that I

48:36

really love those yoga pants I

48:38

really love those yoga pants I

48:41

really love those yoga pants

48:44

Woo! Yeah. We

48:47

gotta keep those going, Christy. Yoga pants? I don't

48:49

want those to go the way of those baggy

48:51

socks that they had back in the 80s. Well,

48:53

you know what's really... In fact, I wore them on

48:55

Monday. I couldn't believe you didn't notice. The big elephant belt

48:57

jeans are wrapped. Oh, yeah. The wide

48:59

leg. Super cute. Did you like them? Yes, very much

49:01

so. Nobody said anything and I'm a little... Because

49:04

I can't see you from the waist down. I

49:06

walked around in the hall, Tom. I

49:08

don't know if you know that. I

49:10

forgot we're wheeled around under

49:12

blankets. I forgot that you couldn't see. Christy,

49:15

I absolutely meant to tell you. Oh, okay.

49:17

Adorable. Because I... Yeah, it's a trend I didn't know

49:19

if I was too short to wear. Not at all. Keep

49:21

it up. I'm wearing yoga

49:24

pants today, didn't you? I didn't know. Again,

49:26

I... Well, you're wearing one of those three-quarter

49:28

length coats or whatever. Yeah, because it's cold.

49:30

Check the level. That's the problem. Elephant bells.

49:33

Yeah, it's one of those. Yeah, bells. They

49:35

call them wide leg trousers. Hot elephants are

49:37

wearing them. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's

49:39

now the wide leg trousers. Well,

49:41

they have the word trousers making a comeback?

49:43

Yeah, it is. When the slacks come back,

49:45

I can't see you. Did you ever wear

49:47

like really big bell boxes? No. No.

49:51

Never mind. I didn't think so. Nor

49:53

did I... And I never wore a really wide tie

49:55

either. Certain things you see and you go, that's

49:58

not going to stick around long. I don't

50:00

believe you. Are wait a minute? you're

50:02

not known. For your fashion so none at

50:04

all. Eleanor more of a classic I currently

50:07

have. You lived all your friends work down

50:09

of them lot. Of

50:11

you were above on us oh sure they

50:14

they didn't do the ones that bothered to

50:16

give the ones that have the alternate color

50:18

of flair and Nato at American the if

50:20

you're if you're talking about a splash of

50:23

color or sexual as well yes happy he

50:25

has he. Did you ever wear a gold

50:27

chain. Or.

50:29

And to sell necklace or you know about

50:31

the provided. I hope I didn't I never

50:33

wore poker was a choker of his chauffeur.

50:36

would you don't you do with you Did

50:38

Also got an earring right now. You made

50:40

me get an ear ring. King turd you

50:42

don't remember that. A. Dispensation

50:44

they pierced me on the air as right

50:46

move by came as a shot me would

50:49

serve the pierce their a series of humor

50:51

veneering. Does.

50:53

You could pull off like a big who

50:55

gold earring and look like a real bad

50:57

as and wearing the wide mouth the jeans

50:59

with high heels. Dangerous Dogs. Yeah, because of

51:01

the real life form usually I used up

51:03

on how to ah there was a girl

51:06

my science you like six to already what

51:08

do you were in high heels for? See.

51:10

What to be like s man Who are now?

51:13

I was unhappy like I never. Nobody knows how

51:15

old you to be. Thirty eight or seventy one.

51:17

And where does. I

51:20

know. Ah, But

51:25

anyway, With things? If so, do you

51:27

have an earring in Reno? Know. Diesel.

51:29

Of a whole are. Not. Been a

51:31

long time said the earring in the. Mid

51:34

delay babies now joins your one again I

51:36

can now Malo and have a guy have

51:39

somebody committed perjury or for him do it

51:41

on the hear that of her. Knocking

51:44

it happened so fast. A dozen or

51:46

so. Are you just a levi guy the whole

51:48

time? as i'll just see always job for

51:51

us like james dean and now i

51:53

was never gotten elephant bells on an

51:55

earring in a gold chain on and

51:57

more leisure suits neighbors justice know never

51:59

had any rouge I thought there was a

52:01

while there where you could kind of

52:03

only get bell bottoms. Yeah. Well,

52:05

let's you wear Levi's. Like it was hard just to find

52:07

regular g's. Well, and then they went out of style and

52:10

they started calling them boot cut or something, didn't they? Yeah.

52:14

Or a flare. Flare, yeah. Okay, well, so

52:16

you got the elephant bells, huh? Yeah.

52:19

Well, we can wear them again and point them out to me so I'll

52:21

notice them. Okay. I will do that.

52:24

Okay. It's the new spring trend

52:26

of year. Olympic

52:29

organizers have announced that pandemic

52:31

era intimacy bands will be

52:34

lifted for

52:36

the 2024 Paris Games

52:38

this summer. According

52:41

to reports, 300,000 condoms will be available

52:43

in the Olympic Village. Yeah. All

52:45

right. That begs the question. They have little Olympic

52:47

rings on them. They have to like some sort of, you

52:49

know? Yeah. Sponsor for the condoms.

52:51

I mean, have they logoed? That's a very

52:54

good question. Coca-Cola condoms or, you

52:56

know, Nike condoms. Yeah. They

52:58

have to like something. Rubbermaid. And

53:01

the cardboard beds are back. Oh,

53:03

really? And according to the cardboard

53:06

bed maker, they can

53:08

support 550 pounds. Okay.

53:11

So that's two, at least two. The

53:16

gymnast is at least six. Yeah.

53:18

Could be six gymnasts. I mean, Christy, you're a

53:20

gymnast. How many of the gymnast weigh more than

53:22

110 pounds? Not many. It's

53:26

different right now. They probably,

53:28

yeah. You could put five

53:30

gymnast easy on a bed. But

53:32

now this is the Paris Olympics. And

53:35

remember the cardboard beds were so

53:38

controversial before. I

53:40

forget what the controversy was. Of course they caught.

53:42

Did they? Yeah. They

53:44

weren't falling apart. Would you sleep on cardboard? No.

53:47

You're not holding it. I don't remember saying, you know, when I get

53:49

some money, I'm going to buy a cardboard bed.

53:52

I don't remember saying that. This says

53:54

cardboard beds will not fold under Olympic

53:56

pressure, says manufacturer. Well,

53:58

what are they going to say? Well,

54:01

be careful kids. Next

54:03

thing you know, both of you are going to be on the floor. But

54:07

they have to put a mattress on them, right? I

54:09

mean, you just can't. Yeah, they're not just... You can't

54:11

make a mattress. That would be hard work. As long

54:13

as the athletes stick to just two people on a

54:15

bed, they'll be strong enough to support the load, says

54:18

the manufacturer AirWeave. According

54:20

to Laurent Michaud. He

54:24

told Sky News, it's

54:27

very important that the conviviality

54:29

here is something big. Oh,

54:31

I see. You

54:34

know, screwing. Number

54:39

of condoms should be enough for almost

54:41

two per athlete for every day of

54:43

the games. Wow,

54:46

that's biggie. That's the math they did. Yeah,

54:48

right? But you can't do that till

54:50

after your performance, right? Who says? Yeah,

54:52

maybe it's the... Ask any boxer. You don't

54:54

have to... Well, that's very controversial. I think that's...

54:56

That rule was... Yeah. They

55:00

used that when guys called each other mug. I

55:02

don't think... Hey, maybe. Personal preference.

55:05

Yeah, you hit his mug. You got that

55:07

sex data fight. A lot of athletes, too.

55:09

They want to abstain a little bit? Yeah,

55:11

they don't want to lose their mojo, their

55:13

energy, whatever you want to call it. Had

55:15

you abstained before a performance? I

55:18

do not. Well, that was a period

55:20

of time where you abstained for close to a year. Prior

55:23

to a performance. Oh, more like seven? Seven?

55:28

Now, the cardboard beds and

55:31

the condoms, big news story. Now,

55:33

you're right. I want to know if they have some kind of logo

55:35

on them. Ironically, the

55:38

one I did see was manufactured in Bangkok, of

55:40

course, which... And

55:42

if you're making a love on that thing... Yeah,

55:44

it was. They

55:47

made of recycled boxes? I don't know.

55:50

You didn't have to ask air or weed.

55:52

Oh, probably latex. Oh, the mattress. Yeah. Okay.

55:56

Well, you can't make mattresses out

55:58

of cardboard, right? Yeah, no,

56:00

they've got to be done according to the bed frame. Yeah,

56:02

the bed frame. They're also providing...

56:04

Do you think they've got a huge mattress warehouse

56:06

out over there or something? You said, more, because

56:08

you saved that to mattress warehouse. Do

56:11

they sell them after? Like... A

56:14

wee. I don't think you should sell a used bed

56:16

or buy a used bed, should you? Well, I don't

56:18

think the mattress part, but I mean the... Look around. An

56:24

Olympian destroyed her box on one of these. That's

56:27

funny. I

56:29

thought it would have been on the pommel horse. I'm

56:32

so sorry. Right

56:34

now... Well, they really bounce off those pommel

56:36

horses. Yeah, they do. They really

56:38

do. I saw there was a viral video of a guy running

56:40

up to the pommel horse and he gets on the little springboard

56:42

and he hits that and he forgets to hit the pommel horse

56:44

and he flies into

56:47

the judges. The best thing I've seen

56:49

all week. It's not really cool. Well, I don't want to correct

56:51

you on that. No, no, go ahead. What's

56:53

the matter? It's called a vault. That's

56:56

actually what I was thinking of. Oh, you were? Yeah. I

56:59

thought maybe you were thinking of where they... And it's in Paris. Did you

57:01

see the... I for

57:03

one am glad to. And they're providing... I came up with a term

57:05

gym if we play... You can kiss my ass. I'm

57:08

not a gymnast. I'm a gymnast. I'm a

57:10

gymnast. I'm a gymnast. I'm a gymnast.

57:13

I'm a gymnast. I'm a gymnast. I'm

57:15

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Tom enjoyed. Thanks for introducing me to eggs

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You're welcome Matt. Now

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welcome Matt. You know

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people are just always

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uh... scene where were we uh... we've covered a

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lot of ground today they were rolling stone song

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turned to a chit-mulhee at the sports page we

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miss them we're talking about condoms at the olympics

1:02:24

and not that

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they're giving uh... they're also passing

1:02:29

out uh... post-coital cigarettes uh... athletes

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no yes when

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and i have a question technically christie might

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know this but is it we'd if

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you will uh... reefer marijuana cannabis legal

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in uh... france i i

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don't think so i don't know what i

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would what i was there when i was

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any shop you know but

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that doesn't mean the

1:02:53

heart of the break dancers all

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all dude they're running uh... you know

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how the nbc's running uh... the olympics

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this uh... joe high on the model

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and one of their future one of the the breakers

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uh... really and it just says breaking and she crosses

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her arms like she did all she's

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uh... breakdancer i thought you immediately tom pretty

1:03:13

well i know you're going to really look

1:03:15

forward to breakdancing in this year's olympics now

1:03:17

they're gonna have a square dancing also not

1:03:20

just break dancing so far okay no that not

1:03:23

a serious question uh... god no

1:03:25

no much like

1:03:28

swimming in track field i've

1:03:30

heard preliminary earlier ways you

1:03:32

make the team must be yeah

1:03:34

like compulsory than ever and everything

1:03:36

yeah there must be but who and i don't

1:03:38

know what the break dancing trials and you bring

1:03:41

your own uh... boombox in

1:03:43

your own cardboard i'm just ask cannabis and

1:03:45

france and illegal for

1:03:47

personal use but remains one of the

1:03:49

most popular illegal drug yeah uh...

1:03:52

alright this this

1:03:55

message brought to you by the cat of the society the world

1:03:57

uh... a

1:03:59

ten-year-old boyfriend Canada has broken the

1:04:01

Guinness World Record for the most aluminum

1:04:03

can tabs collected

1:04:06

for recycling in one year. Well good for

1:04:08

this kid. Jase Weber achieved

1:04:10

a record title after handing in a total of 3,648

1:04:12

pounds worth

1:04:14

of drink can tabs.

1:04:17

Guinness noted that Weber's Hall weighed more than

1:04:23

Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. He

1:04:26

knows how much Jabba the Hutt weighs? That's an

1:04:29

amazing analogy. Or as much as three grand pianos. There's

1:04:37

a picture of this kid and it's

1:04:39

astonishing and I didn't understand why they

1:04:42

were just collecting the tabs and not

1:04:44

the cans and I found out that the

1:04:46

can has a liner that prevents the acids from

1:04:49

oxidizing the aluminum so the can and the tab

1:04:51

were processed in two different ways. There's more aluminum

1:04:53

in the tab than the entire can. Oh naturally.

1:04:56

That's why they just collect the tab. I

1:04:59

did not know that. Any chemist

1:05:02

knows that. The kid said I'd like

1:05:04

to thank my teacher for inspiring me to do this

1:05:06

and my very alcoholic parents. Just

1:05:10

lave beer cans all around.

1:05:12

I'm not sure what they were.

1:05:14

In the 80s it would

1:05:17

have been Campbell cigarette

1:05:19

points. I'm

1:05:22

sure we all knew people who had a

1:05:24

lot of like really that was

1:05:26

their thing. Getting as many camel points as

1:05:28

possible. I never heard of camel points. I

1:05:30

heard of Marlboro Miles. Marlboro Miles. They are

1:05:32

camel cash I think is what all you

1:05:34

can buy like jackets and I

1:05:37

knew a guy who was obsessed. Yeah. What

1:05:39

happened to buy oxygen tanks? Iron

1:05:42

lungs. The trading stamps? S&H green stamps?

1:05:44

Yeah I think those

1:05:47

may have gone away. They're the green stamp store.

1:05:49

What was that about? Green stamps?

1:05:52

You go to certain shops and when you

1:05:54

would get your receipt you'd get these stamps.

1:05:56

And you Put them in a book and then you

1:05:58

could get a toaster. Oh Really? The under

1:06:00

eight months your life. yeah I know someone

1:06:02

thought really on hundred I consider the kitchen

1:06:05

table and we would do was stand to

1:06:07

say. And

1:06:09

they released Last it on ran off

1:06:11

Ah. If only, but

1:06:14

we now know it was a

1:06:16

different enough of we didn't know

1:06:18

how. Are

1:06:24

you ever suffer from was a man.

1:06:27

Horticulturalists. In Australia.

1:06:30

Have grown. The. World's

1:06:32

heaviest blueberry really haven't seen

1:06:34

as I know what you

1:06:37

say. At last,

1:06:39

that's. According

1:06:41

to get Us Mr. Brough surfing

1:06:44

to Jessica scowls though and Murray's

1:06:46

France costs was. God's

1:06:49

Will and laws. That was

1:06:51

one loss of the. Coastal.

1:06:54

Group or cost a group girl

1:06:56

blueberry that wait in. That.

1:06:58

Of cancer at twenty

1:07:01

point Four grams almost.

1:07:04

Eight ounces for that's what Canadians have

1:07:06

a job of. the hot air we're

1:07:08

down or one particular brand. Of

1:07:11

this is about the size of a golf ball.

1:07:13

Is this a picture but in someone's home? I

1:07:15

no. No No.

1:07:17

No, no let I was you and know

1:07:20

I want to blueberry the size of a

1:07:22

watermelon. Yeah, this is not a breath

1:07:24

and that was delicious. I think I've seen

1:07:26

that movie but I've met what as. But

1:07:28

the courses as is is in fact delicious.

1:07:31

I slightly know me because I'm pretty good

1:07:33

as eyeballing blueberries and had I one looks

1:07:35

good. Yes, it. Does your hate

1:07:37

when you get? well? The bad ones though. It will

1:07:40

ruin the day. I don't know what I

1:07:42

do, I do not hours and will their

1:07:44

home like lunacy. You can have vowed to

1:07:46

those on us some bubbles aerial that. i

1:07:50

don't have route to my seat

1:07:52

is like getting fit users and

1:07:54

something about milton food that bothers

1:07:56

me absolutely strawberries and cream you've

1:07:58

never heard a scream Well,

1:08:00

you know what if you're adding cream and

1:08:02

milk are very different if you like to

1:08:05

add freezing to your cereal You

1:08:08

like that food for your cereal. You don't have to worry because

1:08:10

the people at the home will help you that's

1:08:14

cereal Cream

1:08:16

and fruit are not very different. Well, first off

1:08:18

cream and milk They

1:08:24

are okay the next time you have a bowl

1:08:26

of cereal put cream on it see what Not

1:08:29

immediately diarrhea in the kitchen Very

1:08:36

different not it's no slightly

1:08:38

different You

1:08:42

know, I mean I hatch it in an axe are

1:08:44

different but you know not that much

1:08:46

different Whatever

1:08:50

you weird creamies, that's what

1:08:52

we call you creamy. So it's a

1:08:54

giant blueberry, huh? The record-breaking one blueberry

1:08:56

took 12 months to grow now. That's

1:08:58

like Five

1:09:00

years, but only one fifth

1:09:03

of that. That's right. That's like the third

1:09:05

of the gestation period of a job It

1:09:14

weighed as much as job of the hot how the hell

1:09:17

are we supposed to know how much job of the hot

1:09:19

ways You make it up

1:09:23

The most aluminum can tabs collected for

1:09:26

recycling in a year a total of

1:09:28

three thousand six hundred forty eight pounds

1:09:31

Guinness noted it says here and I don't

1:09:33

think it was Guinness who noted It

1:09:39

weighs more than job of the hut from stuff.

1:09:42

I don't ever remember any on

1:09:44

Han Solo telling Greedo What's

1:09:46

the job of running right? I

1:09:51

Googled it. You

1:09:54

see what this kid's wearing. I can't believe Tom hasn't

1:09:56

mentioned it yet. Yeah, that's

1:09:58

your standard nookie rope but it's made

1:10:01

out of a bad oh nice

1:10:03

very special of the court to the uh...

1:10:05

this account that job of the hot to

1:10:09

tease ways of close to three thousand pounds

1:10:12

well this is three hundred thousand six hundred forty

1:10:14

and see ways more than uh... those things when

1:10:16

more than job uh...

1:10:18

there you go anyways more than the standard hot

1:10:21

all the hot so i think they call that

1:10:23

normal hot is nowhere near that large that you

1:10:25

can't talk about it more but we'll be yeah

1:10:27

i think you might be we don't

1:10:29

see very many hot do we just are a couple

1:10:31

job and his wife well and uh... one of them you

1:10:34

know uh...

1:10:36

also picking up the wall of the spot

1:10:39

i don't know what you're playing

1:10:42

and that's a great thing i

1:10:45

don't know what you're talking about who told you

1:10:47

that i know you the money i'm why i'm

1:10:51

so congrats to this kid for on

1:10:53

the biggest blueberry in we're gonna

1:10:55

need a bigger basket huge

1:10:58

which are all shark like blueberry uh...

1:11:01

must look the wallpaper i

1:11:03

bet they don't taste like you

1:11:05

don't think so i i know you're saying

1:11:08

but that would just look really britain and

1:11:10

then the the gigantic pumpkins apparently don't make

1:11:12

a good part of it looks like a

1:11:14

blueberry that you would find in the road

1:11:17

it was covered in dirt and dust it's

1:11:20

not only that but all here's the punch

1:11:22

line it still tastes like a blueberry i'm

1:11:24

which is trash why

1:11:27

do we need bigger by the blueberries we have

1:11:29

a delightful and delicious white some of them are

1:11:31

already huge i don't have anything that's blue i

1:11:33

don't trust it for us what do

1:11:36

you have against murfs really i

1:11:39

remember we had to leave halfway through bloom and group uh...

1:11:41

i couldn't take it and spies you kept yelling

1:11:43

out a lot of i

1:11:46

don't really have a real crazy we've we

1:11:50

have to be you have a blue

1:11:52

shoes blue

1:11:54

shoes you have a blue shoes i think about

1:11:56

most of the above which was someone who does

1:12:00

I don't know for sure. I got

1:12:02

a pair of blue OCs. They're

1:12:05

O-N's. Whatever they are. I

1:12:07

keep, it's on cloud. Right.

1:12:09

That would be O-C. I get the,

1:12:13

that's an N. I don't know why they put

1:12:15

the mark on it because I'm not doing this.

1:12:18

They're blue. A space travel company

1:12:20

is collaborating with a Michelin star

1:12:22

chef. He's fat. He's

1:12:24

shaped like a Michelin man. To

1:12:28

serve up a luxurious multi-course menu

1:12:30

served in a space balloon. A

1:12:32

space balloon. No thanks. I

1:12:35

thought you would have been all over this. No, this is

1:12:37

ridiculous. My favorite

1:12:40

thing. I don't

1:12:42

know how I just decided

1:12:44

to do this story. I'm sorry. Go

1:12:46

ahead, Tom. No, no. I guess you want to be

1:12:48

in outer space and how are

1:12:51

you going to enjoy the food when you, I don't

1:12:53

know. I just think

1:12:55

it's a dumb place to be.

1:12:57

I'd rather, the chef, Rasmus Monk,

1:13:00

M-U-N-K, announced

1:13:02

he's partnering with Space VIP

1:13:05

and Space Perspective for the

1:13:07

first stratospheric dining experience. According

1:13:10

to Food and Wine Magazine, the meal

1:13:13

will be served on the spaceship

1:13:15

Neptune Capsule. Limited

1:13:18

to six guests, the dining

1:13:20

experience aboard the hydrogen balloon

1:13:22

will cost around $495,000 per person. Or

1:13:27

what Jabba the Hutt spends for lunch. Now

1:13:30

does that include the tip? The

1:13:34

$495,000? No. Or

1:13:36

do you have to? Well let's see, $49,000 or 10%?

1:13:38

Well you don't tip on the alcohol though. No, no,

1:13:40

no. You owe them $80,000 tip. Oh. Yeah.

1:13:43

All right. Right? Yeah,

1:13:46

20%. First of all, would you be able to

1:13:48

eat when you're hovering in outer space in

1:13:51

a balloon? That's the thing. This

1:13:53

food better taste as good coming up. Yeah.

1:13:56

In addition to having the first ever

1:13:58

Michelin quality meal in space. the

1:14:00

six stratospheric day trippers

1:14:04

will watch the sunrise from

1:14:06

a hundred thousand feet this

1:14:08

is ridiculous there will also

1:14:11

be wearing bespoke outfits

1:14:13

made by luxury French ski

1:14:56

say they have wifi just in case

1:14:58

you know goodbyes need

1:15:00

to occur I

1:15:06

mean I've always you only as compromise

1:15:08

can you imagine getting served

1:15:10

and she goes did I tell you about

1:15:13

my peanut allergy don't you she said

1:15:17

she had a penis allergy okay no

1:15:19

it's peanut out and

1:15:21

to drink tang based wine

1:15:26

like the astronauts that they have

1:15:28

a commercial at nineteen sixty three

1:15:30

are they gonna have you think they'll get

1:15:32

people six people to four or four half

1:15:34

million after the whole world remember and look

1:15:36

what happens some guys in the summer

1:15:41

I know they didn't even get a piece of toast before

1:15:43

they were done look

1:15:46

I say put on one of those VR

1:15:48

goggles and have dinner at Applebee's show of

1:15:50

a great time pretend you're

1:15:52

looking at the sunrise over alright I

1:15:57

gotta say it I can smell breakfast cooking I can't

1:16:00

hash browns it smells like to me. I

1:16:03

can tell you the brand. You

1:16:06

know somebody in here we're not gonna

1:16:09

just have eggs and a basket. Are

1:16:11

you gonna have bacon or something? They're

1:16:13

gonna have bacon or something. Hash browns,

1:16:16

some pancakes, come on! Are you gonna

1:16:18

have breakfast or not? I

1:16:20

just want to be here when she hits you in the face.

1:16:22

It looks like this it

1:16:25

takes like six hours for this balloon to

1:16:27

get that high. I bet. Or as

1:16:29

long as it takes job of the hut in

1:16:31

the bathroom. For a major transaction. I'm

1:16:38

a ooky wot solo.

1:16:40

I'm a brown softball.

1:16:46

I should not have had

1:16:48

film. It was like passing

1:16:50

a sandpaper watermelon Josh. Gritty.

1:16:53

Green. Don't wipe me. The

1:16:57

job of hut will continue. Star

1:16:59

Wars Act. Is it naming a spaceship Neptune

1:17:02

kind of bad luck? Oh you think

1:17:04

so? Why? Was it Neptune about the

1:17:06

bottom of the ocean? Yeah. It's also a planet.

1:17:08

Neptune's a planet. You know that right? What

1:17:11

are you thinking? Really distant and cold?

1:17:13

What are you thinking of? What?

1:17:15

In the face. Neptune's not

1:17:17

at the bottom of the ocean. You got your

1:17:19

areas missed. Oh sorry. It is really distant and cold.

1:17:22

They should have named it Tom Griswold. You've

1:17:26

just been Joshua. The

1:17:30

spacecraft has a full bar and

1:17:32

they'll offer a champagne toast as it reaches

1:17:34

the edge of space. This sounds like one

1:17:36

of those New Year's Eve promotions where your

1:17:38

cover card includes one glass of champagne. You're

1:17:40

paying $500,000. Get in

1:17:42

the bottle for God's sake. I

1:17:46

bet there's a wait list. They're so excited to do

1:17:48

this. Oh and the capsule looks like a giant globe.

1:17:50

Big windows. I would hope you get the windows. You

1:17:57

better really blow it. Do

1:18:00

you think it's mostly windows? I think so.

1:18:03

Okay, they're not going

1:18:06

to send you up in some little, like, the inside

1:18:08

of the St. Louis Arch. You've heard about that flight

1:18:10

where they're going to fly over the eclipse? Oh,

1:18:12

I hadn't. Yes, I have heard about that.

1:18:15

Are they going to turn the plane around so the people on

1:18:17

the right side of the aircraft? Of course they are. Just asking.

1:18:19

These are all good questions. Oh, they're not. Be

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1:18:31

This is the Bob and Tom show. Good,

1:18:35

because there's an asshole. What?

1:18:42

Do you think Jabba the Hutt has something?

1:18:45

Oh, yeah, he has to. He must. He's got to.

1:18:47

He's got to. Something, yeah. Now,

1:18:49

we're talking about Jabba the Hutt. Why, again, I forgot. Welcome

1:18:51

back. Welcome back. You're

1:18:53

the one who started it. Everybody's

1:18:56

here, Pat, Christian, Josh, and Ace, and

1:18:58

me, and Jess Hunkerjones. Hi.

1:19:00

And today is the day for

1:19:02

the bookity bookities, the toes of

1:19:04

old, the bat in a cave.

1:19:08

Gas house. The gas house.

1:19:11

Yeah, once again, when I was a kid,

1:19:13

my mom would... When I was a kid,

1:19:15

therefore, every one day, I had the same

1:19:17

experience. We didn't all have your pathetic, sad,

1:19:19

neglected childhood. You know what?

1:19:21

A lot of

1:19:24

us did. Well, you win

1:19:26

the prize, okay? Congratulations.

1:19:29

You won. Next. The

1:19:34

point is, when I was a kid,

1:19:36

my mother would make these. Yeah, she would, and

1:19:38

her night... Oh, nightgown. What I

1:19:40

almost said. What

1:19:42

did your mother make you something special when you

1:19:45

were a little boy? She would

1:19:47

make me... Brian. Brian.

1:19:51

Boy, and the last boy. Look

1:19:53

at her, double-dosed. I'm on

1:19:55

bleed. Come on,

1:19:58

double-anxious. crying

1:20:00

and bleeding. No,

1:20:02

she does. She made poached eggs all the time.

1:20:04

Oh, I like those little cups. Did you have

1:20:07

the little silver cup thing? Yeah,

1:20:09

yeah, silver cups. That's what we had. Did

1:20:11

you not hear the part about how they

1:20:14

were with crackers? And pultines?

1:20:16

Yeah. Poached

1:20:18

egg and crackers? Yeah, I

1:20:20

really looked forward to it. Wow.

1:20:24

Did you see butter, your crackers? Did you ever

1:20:26

do that? Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. You got

1:20:29

that butter on your crackers. Okay, now the point

1:20:31

is, there was a-

1:20:33

You grew up back a lot of Leave it to Beaver. We

1:20:35

know. I think we've had

1:20:37

many, many listeners have written this about this. You

1:20:39

take a piece of bread, take a shot glass,

1:20:41

make a hole in the middle, you drop the

1:20:43

egg in it on a frying pan, and she

1:20:45

called it a bookity-bookity. I

1:20:47

don't know why. And let's not explore it. And is

1:20:49

it true? Yeah,

1:20:52

we've decided to turn

1:20:54

a bookity-bookity, probably from the back

1:20:57

of your door, please. Some

1:21:00

prison chef. No. That's not what they call

1:21:02

it. That's not it. They call

1:21:05

it glory hole. It might

1:21:07

be something around the time of

1:21:09

that miniseries we're watching on Apple

1:21:11

TV. Lincoln, okay. Okay, all right.

1:21:13

Move on. The point is-

1:21:16

Anyway- I asked people if they were

1:21:18

familiar with it and what it was called. We've received dozens

1:21:20

of letters. And we've never made them. I don't know how

1:21:22

we like that- So we've asked just to make them. And

1:21:24

then in the meantime, there's a controversy now. Right.

1:21:26

Some people, instead of using a shot glass,

1:21:28

use a larger jar. Yeah. So

1:21:31

when you drop these- can you hold up one of those pieces

1:21:33

of bread? Yeah, sure. So this is- There

1:21:35

you go. This is a juice glass top. Okay. And

1:21:38

that eliminates most of the bread, and

1:21:40

then the entire egg sits in there

1:21:42

like a swimming pool, where eggs in

1:21:44

mine, the egg white, the yolk sits

1:21:46

in there. You're right. Looks like- This

1:21:49

is so important to him! At

1:21:51

least you're not trying to steer us in one direction.

1:21:55

Yes, I have a bias. There's a right

1:21:57

way and a wrong way. Admittedly, the- The

1:22:00

bread is smaller than your average slice of

1:22:02

wonder? Yeah, it's just a...

1:22:04

yeah, I guess. It's like a... And

1:22:08

the bread is wonder. Remember,

1:22:12

we're dealing with a man who thinks different

1:22:14

shapes of pasta taste different. They

1:22:17

do ask anyone with a palate. So here's the shot

1:22:19

glass size. Alright, so in the shot glass size hole

1:22:21

in the bread and then the yolk will sit in

1:22:23

there and the white part will spread around

1:22:26

the bread, you see. Underneath or on

1:22:28

top, how do you want this? Whatever

1:22:31

mother nature decides to do with the gooey... I

1:22:35

thought you were going to say, how are your

1:22:37

mother made? The mother mother used to do it.

1:22:39

I know, right? I also

1:22:41

got quail eggs because I thought they would fit better

1:22:43

in the shot glass. Do you guys want quail eggs?

1:22:45

No. I'll try one. I'll try quail eggs. Hell

1:22:47

yeah. No, thank you. So

1:22:49

do I toast this part too? You can, the middle

1:22:52

part you can also toast. Yeah, sure. Okay.

1:22:54

That looks like... And then

1:22:56

you put them on top like a hat. That

1:22:59

looks like a Polish diaphragm. What? Somewhat

1:23:03

ports. What?

1:23:06

I'm Polish. Now how about...

1:23:08

Well, you know... Hold them up again. It

1:23:10

looks like you're at a doctor's office. Well,

1:23:12

now we're going to, since we're taking off

1:23:14

one of your testicles, now you can see

1:23:16

the range of sizes we have. You

1:23:19

can go with the Jabba, which is the one on the right.

1:23:22

Or... Pretty flat. Is this

1:23:24

funny, Chick? I'm 80% Polish and 30% not.

1:23:28

Very good. That is very

1:23:30

Polish. That's very Polish and very funny. Very funny. Very

1:23:32

funny. We apologize to our Polish friends. So you're going

1:23:34

to cook these right now? Yeah, I am. Alright.

1:23:38

Cool. And we'll see how they come out. Okay. And

1:23:41

we have many, many names. Eggs in a

1:23:43

basket, gas house, all kinds of different things.

1:23:45

Fart box. So

1:23:48

do you butter this bread and then put it on the

1:23:51

skillet? Or you can just throw

1:23:53

the butter in the pan so that where the yolk hits it

1:23:55

won't stick there. That's

1:23:57

the way Momma did it. Yeah,

1:24:00

it's a relatively simple recipe.

1:24:04

If one's mother is a simpleton, I probably

1:24:06

couldn't be accomplished without her. Are you saying

1:24:08

my mother was a simple... She

1:24:10

was a sociopath, not a

1:24:12

simpleton. Okay,

1:24:15

she knew exactly what she was doing. Okay.

1:24:18

Well, thank you, Jess. I'll look forward to

1:24:20

trying these in a few minutes. Don't

1:24:22

know why you're still sitting there. Kitchen's

1:24:24

over there. Maybe we should order some

1:24:26

bagels for backup in case this all

1:24:29

goes to hell. These are delicious.

1:24:31

It's just eggs and toast, and it's delicious.

1:24:33

What about the bacon and sausage? Oh

1:24:35

my God. Oh my God.

1:24:37

I don't know why you're not aware

1:24:40

of when you cross the line from

1:24:42

conversation to irritation. I

1:24:47

don't know how you lose track

1:24:49

of that. Or you just don't care,

1:24:51

which is fine. I guess. Ace

1:24:53

wants bacon and sausage, Christy wants mimosas

1:24:55

and an anise. Well, now wait a

1:24:57

minute. Is it possible? I

1:25:00

guess we whip up a time machine while you're in

1:25:02

there? Is

1:25:07

there any way you

1:25:10

can have a conversation without mentioning

1:25:12

something from the 20th century? Is

1:25:15

that possible? We're talking about my mom and... Oh my God.

1:25:18

Anise. I remember that this is commercials for anise.

1:25:20

My mother, I'll do it myself. I know. I've

1:25:22

been here. I've heard it all.

1:25:24

Yeah. When we come back... Is this

1:25:26

Thursday? No, but it's Thursday. No,

1:25:28

but we're doing a Thursday show on a Tuesday.

1:25:31

That's not right. Which means when

1:25:33

we come back, that Ace Cosby joke

1:25:35

of the day, the first of two

1:25:37

after our bonus vote. First of two?

1:25:39

Yeah. We had that vote earlier. Me

1:25:42

and Putin both voted for more

1:25:44

experts. I'd rather have Putin sitting there.

1:25:47

Also, coming up... Good morning, coming

1:25:49

up. We have intimate activities in

1:25:51

front of a fast food restaurant.

1:25:53

I mean, I mean right there

1:25:55

in the... And then I

1:25:57

reach in for a whopper, right Tom? How

1:26:00

did your way? How did your way? It

1:26:02

wasn't a Whopper because it wasn't a Burger King.

1:26:06

Mm-hmm. Would you care to take any

1:26:08

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1:26:12

It was in a Sunday so it wasn't a Chick-fil-A.

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1:27:30

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news

1:27:32

desk. Hi. Pat Godwin in the performance

1:27:34

room. Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

1:27:36

Hey. There's Josh Arnold. Trickster.

1:27:40

I'm Chick McGee. We have bookity,

1:27:42

bookity egg in a basket breakfast. Jess Hooker's cooking

1:27:45

that up. We'll have that in a moment. Thank

1:27:48

you. Have you ever had one of these in your

1:27:50

experiences? I have. I tell you what.

1:27:53

I have had toast

1:27:56

and eggs. Yeah. So I don't think... You've

1:27:59

never had this particular type of toast? combination. I don't think

1:28:01

it's going to be any difference than any other.

1:28:03

I haven't had this either. Toasted egg. I haven't

1:28:05

either. Me neither. But you've had bourbon

1:28:09

and you've had water, or

1:28:12

bourbon and ginger. See what I'm saying? This is a

1:28:14

combination of things. How could he think that's a... Well,

1:28:17

I'm trying to think of an allergy you had. I

1:28:19

haven't had this particular dish. No,

1:28:21

I haven't. I haven't had toasted egg prepared

1:28:23

this way. Okay. But I can't imagine why

1:28:25

it would taste any different, much like your

1:28:27

pastas. Because you have the

1:28:30

gravy, if you will, that is the yolk

1:28:32

bleeding into the toast. That's what you use

1:28:34

your toast for. This is just a fun

1:28:36

presentation. You always stab your egg with your

1:28:38

toast and scream, Mommy. You always do that.

1:28:41

Of course. Who doesn't? Ladies

1:28:44

and gentlemen, it's time for

1:28:46

a pre-snack palate cleanser by

1:28:48

request. And then... I'm sorry.

1:28:53

It's because me, Gary, is with the joke

1:28:55

of the day. I'm here to teach you,

1:28:57

Chip. Did you know 10 plus

1:29:00

10 and 11 plus

1:29:02

11 are the same number? How so,

1:29:05

Ace? Well, 10 plus 10 is 20. 11 plus 11 is 22.

1:29:11

That was his cupcake joke of the

1:29:13

day. It says C2 means

1:29:16

also. Man. Yeah. T-O-O. I've been

1:29:18

flicked in the nuts. They're

1:29:21

all like that. All of those

1:29:23

bread and captivity. Oh, it's a

1:29:25

pun again. I like that one.

1:29:27

Well, you should. You're right, Chip.

1:29:29

They're all hilarious. Okay. Ace,

1:29:31

can you do the bread joke again? Let's just get

1:29:34

this right. I enjoyed it so much. The cupcake. Now...

1:29:38

Ace got me very in with

1:29:41

the joke of the day. Mark, do you

1:29:43

know why I was at the zoo the other day? You were

1:29:45

at the zoo? I noticed a piece of toast, a lone piece

1:29:47

of toast. In one of the

1:29:49

cages. Why? Well, it was bread

1:29:51

and captivity. That was Ace got

1:29:53

me the joke of the day. See, now we

1:29:55

got the bread thing. Wait a minute. I'm going

1:29:58

to start going, you don't say. at

1:30:00

the end of all of them, because that makes me laugh.

1:30:03

OK, well thank you Ace. Coming up,

1:30:05

the bonus edition of the Ace Cosby joke of the day.

1:30:07

We just did it. A little peek behind

1:30:09

the curtain. Did you know Bob used to have a tell

1:30:11

when he didn't think a joke was particularly funny on

1:30:14

this show? Go ahead. You want to... I

1:30:16

bet I'm familiar with it. How about bread and captivity? Go

1:30:19

ahead, just give me the punchline. Bread and captivity? Is

1:30:22

that right? Yeah, that's what

1:30:24

I'm going to do. Yes

1:30:29

sir. OK,

1:30:32

well it's time now to... are we done

1:30:34

with sports? You

1:30:36

never did the sock story yesterday. I could

1:30:38

have slept in two hours. Tom

1:30:41

tried to get you to... I know, I

1:30:43

was joking. Did you have the sock story?

1:30:46

Yeah, I thought this was kind of interesting.

1:30:48

He ripped it up, remember? Oh, I got

1:30:50

it. And now here's Tom. Well, there's Arsenal

1:30:52

versus Chelsea. Yeah. The ladies' soccer. And they

1:30:55

have different socks. Oh, the Arsenal, famous

1:30:57

Arsenal team, turned up at Chelsea and

1:31:00

they were both wearing the same color

1:31:02

of socks. What? And

1:31:04

the referee, Ms. Rebecca Welch, had to delay the

1:31:06

start of the game. Has never come through on

1:31:08

a bet, by the way. The

1:31:10

Arsenal players had to go to

1:31:12

the Chelsea mega store to buy black

1:31:15

socks. Is that right? And

1:31:17

then, since it wasn't their sponsor, they used

1:31:19

duct tape to hide the Chelsea and Nike

1:31:21

logos. Why couldn't they wear the same

1:31:23

socks? Yeah, what's the deal? Yeah.

1:31:26

And my guess is, if you're looking down, you're

1:31:28

just going to see the legs. You might confuse

1:31:30

someone for being on your team and the other

1:31:32

team. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess the

1:31:35

ref is watching mostly the feet and the ball. So

1:31:39

one would think that... They could have gone... Wouldn't

1:31:42

they have different socks just for that

1:31:44

reason? Yeah, I would think that the coaches would say, what

1:31:46

are you wearing today like they do. But

1:31:48

wouldn't they just do socks and skins? No.

1:31:51

They're socks called the shin pads. You've got to wear

1:31:53

those. You have to wear socks. You have to wear

1:31:55

shin pads? Yes. Sure. There's a

1:31:57

lot of kicking and jogging. What's the matter, tough guy? soccer

1:32:00

any chin guard you sure do i

1:32:03

think it's going to be a russian you

1:32:07

know one time we did a hockey stunt here

1:32:09

in the show and i got a hockey pocket

1:32:11

relatively low velocity in the shin just

1:32:14

about took me out and

1:32:16

no uh... i still celebrate that that

1:32:19

would matter like hell is that sports uh...

1:32:23

i don't know you'd you tell me when i mean i don't

1:32:25

do you have any sports stories

1:32:28

are really willing to listen i need to get to

1:32:30

the bottom of how job of the hut yeah got

1:32:33

uh... mentioned in uh... a bunch of it's

1:32:35

on the get a full record page okay

1:32:37

here we know we being delivered the uh...

1:32:39

the combination of this looking like it okay

1:32:42

uh... all this looks really good now i've

1:32:44

got the uh... looks to be a drinking

1:32:46

glass uh... whole cycle and

1:32:49

it's perfect perfectly uh... presented here as

1:32:51

you can see and uh... it even

1:32:53

has the little disk the whole itself has been uh...

1:32:56

wonderfully close to the whole of the bread was cut

1:32:58

out with a uh... with a

1:33:00

jar of some sort and uh... and

1:33:04

i gave you one of each you have the

1:33:06

shot glass size with the quail egg and then

1:33:09

you have the juice glass with the uh...

1:33:11

is the squeal and chicken eggs tiny they're tiny

1:33:13

they're little baby eggs yeah um...

1:33:15

yeah but uh... little salt

1:33:18

and pepper is all i did i thought i also

1:33:20

brought some prosciutto and some pesto i think

1:33:22

would be good maybe a little bit of cheese crunch

1:33:24

on the bottom and how about that? i

1:33:26

think if you use the regular sized egg with the

1:33:29

smaller hole then you're gonna get the uh... the spreading

1:33:31

out of the eggs uh... yeah right there's

1:33:33

somebody there's there's two or three eggs better

1:33:35

that way okay i just want to get them spread

1:33:37

out check mcgee you've tried it what do you think? it's

1:33:41

totally different than any egg

1:33:44

or toast i've ever had it's amazing that's not

1:33:46

the way i would you have the larger hole?

1:33:49

no no oh you have the small hole

1:33:52

but his whites were spread out he has a small

1:33:54

hole with a big egg i

1:33:56

have a large hole that i've worked with 37

1:34:00

years? So,

1:34:02

is this a quail egg by the way? Uh,

1:34:05

no. Yours is a chicken egg. There's quail eggs in

1:34:07

there. I'll make more, calm down. So the... So

1:34:10

isn't it delicious the way the egg

1:34:12

and the yolk merge

1:34:14

with the toast? Sure.

1:34:18

You can shove that bacon. Oh, oh,

1:34:20

wow. Is this real butter? Yes.

1:34:23

Oh, that's delightful. Jess, I want you to take a dozen

1:34:25

of those quail eggs and just crack them in a glass

1:34:27

and I'll rock you them right here. You want to? Ha!

1:34:30

She was so excited. I would. Yeah. Did you

1:34:32

do that? I don't. I'd have to

1:34:34

look at it. No. I don't know how old they are. If

1:34:36

they were right off the... How many days has Josh been in

1:34:38

bed with Sam and El? That's

1:34:41

just delicious. Thank you. You're welcome. The fact that

1:34:44

you used real butter is a big plus. Real

1:34:46

butter. Because as Chick will tell you, I'm

1:34:48

in bed with big dairy. Right. I

1:34:51

like real cream in my coffee because I'm an American.

1:34:53

Yeah. That's the way God intended it. You

1:34:55

think you're going to get a latte in heaven that's made with

1:34:57

almond milk? No. No. No.

1:35:01

Well, thank you so much for making these, Jess. You're

1:35:03

welcome. I'm glad you guys like them. Yeah. I'm going

1:35:05

to try a couple the other way I said with

1:35:07

the text. First, you just texted me and said, much

1:35:09

like all of Jess's food, I hate this. Oh, yeah.

1:35:11

I'm not eating it at all. You didn't message me.

1:35:14

Oh, my God. Now, Chick, you seem

1:35:16

to be enjoying that over there. Is it better

1:35:18

than your mom's buttered crackers? Yes.

1:35:25

Isn't that an old, one of those old

1:35:27

like he-ha saying, well, butter my crackers. Butter

1:35:29

my biscuits. Oh, yeah. Butter

1:35:31

my biscuits. Butter my biski. Okay.

1:35:34

Well, we would like to figure out the origin

1:35:36

of bookity book. Well, hump my butt is also

1:35:38

what he's... What did he say? Really?

1:35:41

Hump my butt. Lick my neck.

1:35:44

They would say hump my butt. He

1:35:46

made it up. On bihaw? No.

1:35:51

Yes. Yes, they did. They

1:35:55

would say hump my butt. No, they wouldn't.

1:36:00

Fast forward to Friday, okay, you know they used to say, I'm not

1:36:02

my butt on the house. Christy,

1:36:05

we have time for one quick story. What have we missed? And,

1:36:07

Genesee, a man and his so-called service duck

1:36:10

are now banned from all buckies' locations. Yeah,

1:36:12

good. You don't have a service duck. According

1:36:14

to the Knoxville News Sentinel, Wrinkle

1:36:16

the Duck has a robust following

1:36:18

on social media where owner

1:36:21

Mr. Justin Wood documents their journeys

1:36:23

to destinations ranging from Chuck

1:36:25

E. Cheese to New York City's Marathon. However,

1:36:28

a recent trip to the world's largest buckies.

1:36:31

Is buckies a fast food place? No,

1:36:33

buckies is the largest truck

1:36:36

stop slash convenience store slash

1:36:38

restaurant slash... Legitimately great brisket sandwiches.

1:36:40

Oh, their birth tips to die for. So

1:36:42

this guy's, alright, so he's taken a live

1:36:44

duck. Yeah. Somehow

1:36:46

he claims he feels better when he has

1:36:48

it. Uh-huh. The

1:36:50

recent trip ended with a three-year-old... is

1:36:53

it a pecan duck? And his owner... I

1:36:56

love peaking duck with the words on it. It's P-E-K-I-N

1:36:58

here, so I don't know. Oh, peaking? And

1:37:00

his owner getting banned for life from

1:37:02

all locations because in a now viral

1:37:04

video, employees at the store called police

1:37:06

after telling Mr. Wood his service duck

1:37:08

needed to be leashed or restrained. Responding,

1:37:11

police officers gave Mr. Wood

1:37:13

a citation warning him against

1:37:15

trespassing on any buckies property from

1:37:17

now on. And shot the duck. They did not

1:37:19

shoot the duck. Oh, buckies no like duckies. Nope.

1:37:25

Nope. Hoisted by his own canard. This

1:37:27

guy is a quack. He

1:37:30

is a quack. You know, when someone has something like this, you know what

1:37:32

this means? What? They

1:37:35

don't have a personality. This is

1:37:37

a nice substitute for actually

1:37:39

being an interesting person. Hey, look, there's the

1:37:41

guy with the duck. The duck, the him. No,

1:37:44

no, no, it calms me. It makes me feel better.

1:37:46

Well, that duck feels nothing for you. That

1:37:49

is not true. That duck could feel for me. We had

1:37:51

a pet duck. Doby Gillis was

1:37:53

his name. If Tom would

1:37:55

have named a duck, that would have been it. That's right. Did

1:37:59

the duck come out? over and eat

1:38:01

out of your hand? Yeah, yeah. What do you

1:38:03

feed a duck? Bread crumbs? Anything that we didn't

1:38:05

eat. Did he have a

1:38:07

friend named Mallard G Krebs? Oh nice,

1:38:10

very good. Did

1:38:12

he have a service dog? No, well there was a

1:38:14

dog at the property too. They

1:38:19

hung out I guess. The duck wouldn't get attacked by

1:38:21

the dog? No, no, no, no, no. They liked

1:38:23

each other. He got attacked by a semi but... Oh!

1:38:26

Now by attack you mean

1:38:28

squished? Yep, you gotta have

1:38:31

feathers everywhere. Oh the

1:38:33

duck? Yeah, the duck got hit.

1:38:35

You didn't have it

1:38:37

fenced off? No, we had a

1:38:40

duck. No, we didn't have a fence. Brother

1:38:42

fencing money was right

1:38:45

up the duck feed.

1:38:47

Oh that's sad. No

1:38:50

more doby duck. Nope, all gone. Okay,

1:38:52

well thank you for making this delicious breakfast and

1:38:54

if you're familiar with this please tell us what

1:38:56

your family called it when they made it. It

1:38:58

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back to the Bob and Tom show Tom

1:41:38

Griswold is mixing his He

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Liquids over there a little tea or three

1:41:44

cups three cups going that I can see

1:41:47

Sugar packet equal whatever it is you

1:41:49

use Linda Take

1:41:52

them whatever you got baby. Take it. We'll

1:41:54

be here. I know. Would you like

1:41:56

me to shake them? Yeah, if I shake them will

1:41:58

you shake? Did

1:42:01

a man ever say that to you, Chrissy? If

1:42:03

I shake him, will you shake them? No, just the

1:42:05

shake him part. No, I don't think so. Okay. This

1:42:08

is a great Randy Newman song where he says, shake

1:42:10

him. That's impossible. There are no

1:42:12

great Randy Newman songs. Well, just Steve Miller

1:42:14

on You Can Shake My Tree. Yeah, that's...

1:42:17

That's a weird thing to say. The Joker,

1:42:19

yeah. That's a weird song anyway. Love

1:42:21

Steve Miller. I do too, but hey baby,

1:42:23

Shake My Tree. What? It's a

1:42:26

fake shake. You gotta give it a look. Maybe he's just the

1:42:28

biggest one. Maybe he's just the biggest one.

1:42:30

Pop it as a love. What the hell does that mean? Yeah.

1:42:33

We have enjoyed a

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delightful breakfast. Ms. Jess Hooker, our

1:42:38

staff chef made

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our special ducks

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in a pond, some call it.

1:42:46

Eggs in a basket. It's not

1:42:48

just eggs and toast. You don't understand. It's...

1:42:51

Yeah. Sometimes it is eggs

1:42:53

and toast. Sometimes one plus one equals three,

1:42:55

Chrissy. Really? Like the egg inside

1:42:58

the bread. It's different. No, no,

1:43:00

no it's not. It's a pretty mild thing. Well, you

1:43:02

just make the toast your way and have the egg

1:43:04

on the side. What did you call them, Tom, when

1:43:06

you were growing up? Bocadie Bocadie. Oh. Gas

1:43:09

house. Did Michael Waltrip say that? And now we're

1:43:11

calling him... That was Bocadie Bocadie. Oh, okay,

1:43:14

yeah. All right. It was long before he was using

1:43:16

that. When my mom made eggs and toast for supper,

1:43:18

we would call it the end of the month. Really?

1:43:21

Yeah. Well, speaking of... Stuck in

1:43:23

that food y'all, huh? Checks come on Friday. Speaking

1:43:26

of food stamps. Perkinen truck comes on Friday.

1:43:30

You're talking about SNH green stamps? Yeah.

1:43:33

Yeah. Which they used to give you with

1:43:35

your change and you'd have to put them in a book. Only at us... Which

1:43:38

store was it? YMP, where we... AMP.

1:43:41

Oh, AMP. Yeah. And

1:43:43

if you collected... I want to say AMP were top value stamps.

1:43:45

Oh, yeah? Is that right?

1:43:48

I don't know. You'd have to collect tens of thousands of them to

1:43:50

get a nail book on them. A blender, yeah.

1:43:53

Michael writes, we were going through my mom's.

1:43:56

I found a completely full

1:43:58

SNH green stamp book. in perfect condition.

1:44:01

Now I wonder if this is, if that would be, if

1:44:03

there's still any place you can turn those in. Probably

1:44:07

wipe your ass with it. It

1:44:09

brings up a good point. No, no, no. Let's say you're

1:44:12

out of the toilet paper. No, flip that statement. Just float.

1:44:15

What can you do with it Josh? What can I do with it?

1:44:17

Oh, nice. You talked to your mom

1:44:19

and my mom? Like

1:44:21

a redemption store where you would think,

1:44:24

you'd book. Yeah, there was indeed. And

1:44:26

there were, it seemed like acres and

1:44:28

acres of electronic products. No, you couldn't

1:44:30

believe how they got all these ones.

1:44:32

Give it lesser, lesser products. What

1:44:36

arrow was this? Sixty. Okay. I

1:44:39

think it's when I first learned

1:44:41

what a mill was. It's like a tenth of a cent

1:44:43

and that's what these were. Yeah, value.

1:44:45

That was the cash value or something. Yeah.

1:44:48

Do you ever wonder if anybody wins that dusty

1:44:50

radio when you're Chuck E. Cheese? It's up on

1:44:52

top. You have to

1:44:54

600,000 tickets. The

1:44:57

scooter? Yeah. It's way up

1:44:59

there. It's

1:45:01

probably AM only from 1958. Hey

1:45:04

Tom, earlier we made some jokes about those

1:45:06

of Polish heritage and

1:45:09

we maybe shouldn't have. In

1:45:11

fact, we're getting some letters now. Is that right? David

1:45:13

writes and he says, you're going to get so much

1:45:15

hate mail from my fellow Polish listeners as

1:45:17

soon as we figure out where to put the stamps on

1:45:20

the email. Now,

1:45:23

your point was that because Chick is part Polish

1:45:25

and you pointed out he's one. 80% Polish, 30%

1:45:27

other. Okay,

1:45:30

good. Other. All right.

1:45:32

Now, we do have Christi Lee at the Babaton News Desk.

1:45:34

What's going on over there? The son of a Brazilian OnlyFans

1:45:36

model revealed that he filmed his ... Was that a Dusty

1:45:39

Springfield model? I love that song. I'm the

1:45:41

son of a Brazilian OnlyFans model. Well

1:45:43

this guy actually films his mother's

1:45:46

content. Oh, nice. I'm

1:45:48

glad he ... I know, I've heard television.

1:45:50

He really lingered on the sea. His

1:45:53

mother's content. This is Andresa

1:45:55

Urak, a former Miss Bum Bum

1:45:57

contestant, performs with various actors.

1:46:00

while her son Arthur records her video. Christy, the

1:46:02

Miss Bum Bum contest is the butt contest? Yes.

1:46:04

Is that famous? Yeah, it sure is. Very

1:46:06

famous. Arthur said he

1:46:08

will even offer coaching advice to his

1:46:10

mother, including positions to try and scenes

1:46:12

to shoot. Mom, Mom. Wider. Mora

1:46:15

Labia. Mora Kimbo, please. Mora

1:46:17

Labia! Because we're right at the right. I

1:46:20

would do it. The

1:46:23

18-year-old. What are we supposed to

1:46:25

do? How

1:46:28

old is he? Do you remember the... What

1:46:32

was that magazine called on? They had the... Hustler.

1:46:35

Was it Hustler that had the girl next door? I

1:46:38

think so. Or people would send in

1:46:40

their... Beaver Hunt. Was that what

1:46:42

it was? Yeah, Beaver Hunt. Well, that was...

1:46:44

Yeah. No,

1:46:47

Beaver Hunt was part of Hustler magazine. Yeah,

1:46:49

a certain member of our staff had

1:46:52

those. And I remember looking at one

1:46:54

one day and it would credit the

1:46:56

photographer, and one of them

1:46:58

had credited the woman's mother. And

1:47:01

to say that this was an anatomical adventure,

1:47:03

I think a kind of

1:47:05

college would look at that photograph and go, I've never seen

1:47:08

that. I have no idea what that is. The

1:47:11

18-year-old Mr. Yurick stressed he feels no lust

1:47:13

for his mother. I hope not. Whatsoever.

1:47:16

Not anymore. And admitted to even feeling disgust.

1:47:19

Arthur received 10% of the profits, though, from

1:47:21

the content of Mom and Dad. There you

1:47:23

go. There you go. He told Reedy

1:47:25

TV. For me, it's very normal because you have