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3:39

Lee at the news desk Hello Pat

3:43

Godwin in the performance room Hey there,

3:45

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good as I guess as just like it

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Tom predictive assess assess we don't have that

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4:52

yeah they would be like this bar would

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kind of roof I can be described roadway

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would kind of flip on yeah what you've

4:58

now It was almost like the picture was.

5:01

Rolling. Your has it's a nice to have

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these to have to sign off and think chicken.

5:05

I had the same experience. Of

5:07

I worked did have an Am and fm. Station

5:10

and the Am had to sign off at

5:12

night. And then

5:14

and them. And and sunset, yeah, rise

5:17

what minded as might have set up

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a commission says and and I'm not

5:21

kidding. They played out of the national

5:23

anthem. And. It was on a tape. That.

5:26

Have had a had played tens of

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thousands of timelapse. It was the. About

5:33

I can't Really scratchy old.

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On. Those for the day sauce citizens

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anybody sign I have that anymore or

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I don't have any been assigned but

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also more everybody really? Twenty four seven

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or the Am games and sell. Some.

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Of them have to some along the the A of

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stations towards the sun office on sale and are still

5:52

not all around the country. Bunch of mere they have

5:54

to have to clear the way it's ridiculous about with

5:56

his lord. Oh maybe that is

5:58

that we did that too. Yeah, but

6:01

we had we had what

6:03

we called the Frankenstein switch I

6:06

had one it was in the Josh

6:08

remember in the Frankenstein movies There was a switch

6:10

at the side of a half the size of

6:12

a baseball bat Yeah, you'd walk up to the

6:14

wall and grab this thing and on

6:17

the bottom. It was this big u-shaped metal thing It

6:22

was really A lot of power

6:24

when you did that didn't you oh it was great And

6:27

we had what they called a Gates board which

6:29

was an old board with big dials on it

6:31

and one day a snake's lither out of it

6:34

We were our Our

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station was not a swamp in Florida. You'll learn very

6:39

quickly I never did see

6:41

a gator in that pond, but there probably was one We

6:44

do have alligators in the news this morning got

6:46

some interesting news in the world of sports

6:48

Have you not if you've heard this yet

6:51

Josh interesting baseball news this morning. Oh, yeah.

6:53

Yeah Involving probably

6:56

the best player out there if not the best

6:58

player in history. Oh that yeah, that's a pretty

7:00

big story show

7:02

he'll Tommy's interpreter is Well

7:05

it How do they say

7:07

the situation is in flux? It's changing, but

7:10

his interpreter evidently Depending

7:13

on what account of the story you read he

7:16

stole at least five million dollars from Shohei

7:18

Whoa and and used it to gamble and

7:20

I Used it because

7:22

he needed to send it to some guy he had

7:24

gant five million dollars worth of gambling Oh, man now

7:26

major league baseball is peeing their pants because they don't

7:28

want any Word of like

7:31

gambling or anything like that around Shohei

7:33

obviously because he's you know Arguably

7:35

the biggest major league baseball star right now on

7:38

earth so

7:40

they fired as

7:42

you might imagine Shohei's Interpreter

7:44

one of it one of his best friends spend

7:46

a lot of time with him And it has

7:48

interpreter forever. However, the fun part of the story

7:50

for me is I always like to look on

7:53

the bright side You know about me. Yeah, I'm

7:55

mr. Half-full Shohei

7:57

Really would say you're completely. Thank

8:00

you. Don't. Have

8:02

been. Reports are that show her all everything

8:05

show he knew about the situation was

8:07

coming from the guy who committed or

8:09

allegedly committed the crime so so he

8:11

really didn't know what was going on

8:13

because he really doesn't speak that much

8:15

english and the interpreter a guy who

8:17

took the money would sell them on

8:19

our ethics. Oh for everything from of

8:22

this is what happens in America to

8:24

are no no no that's of about

8:26

booking error that there are no original

8:28

air so we exist Bernie Madoff he

8:30

said as a. Man

8:33

oh man. so while I do that

8:35

of that his eyes accents or the

8:38

other via the Mps with the and

8:40

i'll be gone about so yeah been

8:42

there on it and they fired the

8:44

interpreter and they don't know where the

8:47

old interpreter is Dave Roberts of the

8:49

Dodgers matter say I've seen the sell

8:51

off some of these are he's taken

8:54

off. And job or are.

8:56

They. Went to the gambler the or them

8:59

where the money weird and they have

9:01

as computers as eggs in there is

9:03

a five hundred thousand dollars like six

9:05

or seven times from so his towel.

9:07

oh now you're in his computer now

9:09

A Major league baseball players are allowed

9:11

to gamble as long as I'm not

9:13

gambling on baseball. I love don't

9:15

know that's true. Yeah that sounds right. I

9:18

like been sick and I mostly remember this

9:20

but when so he signed a big deal

9:22

I said i wonder how much he pays

9:24

an interpreter I know you for saw this

9:27

entire situation know I just say I wonder

9:29

if it on amazing There remains a more

9:31

degree and. Ah,

9:34

Saudi language paying five million a year so

9:36

he was still carries of was one of

9:38

them. Or does he make you two hundred?

9:42

Great question tops. I'm not sure why

9:44

would know as soon as interpreter made

9:46

on a on a lot audio haymakers

9:48

when I was asked of other seven

9:50

hundred million dollars over ten years of

9:52

yet seventy million years and with Five

9:54

Moines I can really hurt you Vice

9:56

whoa in her eyes for I first

9:59

heard the story. The is that. The.

10:02

First version I heard as at his

10:04

interpreter his friend was in trouble and

10:06

I needed money and she'll hated know

10:08

that and concern gambling or so so

10:10

so he suggests you're still take the

10:12

money. Oh no, no problem, gate and

10:15

five million dollars. My guess he made

10:17

five million dollars last year. right?

10:19

Yeah, technically commissioners never when I'm

10:22

sure that if I was in

10:24

have a similar situation. And

10:26

I needed five million dollars Really quick as

10:29

a fiddle you think the Bob and Tom

10:31

show with Step Up or not only me

10:33

but any of us might be and brought

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have a bronze lot of money ideal and

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get gas. This is the first I'm hearing other

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Tom and I will open a deal

12:35

with you fast Christie that if the

12:38

Purdue Boilermakers. Lose. Tomorrow night

12:40

to the number sixteen seen a rambling

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in overtime yell out with a girl

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do and Grambling if if grammarly beat

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for due tomorrow night Games Birds feel

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house in Indianapolis. I'm going to give

12:52

everybody I know twenty. Four

12:57

hour because this would be

12:59

a tradition for produce a

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violent off. like because Jason

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went to produce more. Ah

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yes, everybody, everybody's been to.

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13:33

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partly Dickinson. Yeah. And highly

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it was your poetry teacher with say

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15:22

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15:25

to say Shohei Otani. I thought that's what

15:28

we were supposed to say. You and Pat were correct.

15:30

Yeah, Shohei Otani. Show him why. I

15:36

can't work sausage. When we come back, I'll pass

15:38

it. Say Quan Barkley people. When

15:40

we come back Pat, I've got an idea for you to

15:43

do one of your songs. I'm looking forward to it. I'll

15:45

tell you about it in a minute. You'll soon look forward

15:47

to that. Also we have all kinds of cool news this

15:49

morning. We got parrots. Oh

15:51

I got a letter from a guy who was... Did you

15:54

get a parrot for the studio? That would be so cool.

15:56

What's that, chummy? Parrots require a

15:58

great deal of work. Don't get one. unless you know

16:00

what you're doing. I only got a letter from a

16:02

guy who was shot. God,

16:05

Tom. He should have written me, please. I

16:07

don't know where. We got a

16:09

letter from Greg who was actually shot. Let's you

16:11

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16:13

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16:15

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17:31

a couple quick things over here. We

17:33

had an unusual news story yesterday about

17:36

some Turkey hunters. Remember

17:38

the story, Christie and this guy? Shot

17:41

a guy. Yeah, he shot a

17:43

fellow Turkey hunter by accident, of course.

17:46

Right. I was talking to a friend of mine who wants turkeys.

17:48

And I guess it's pretty tricky when you're out there. Yeah, yeah.

17:52

You're down to the grass and

17:56

you see something moving. You want to

17:58

make sure it's a Turkey before you pull the trigger, apparently. Oh,

18:00

here's an idea essence of this don't

18:02

go turkey hunting if it's that hard.

18:04

How about that? That's the whole challenge I

18:06

know my good friend challenge. You know

18:09

how I challenged myself. I wake

18:11

up every morning. Okay No

18:14

wonder I didn't shoot any turkeys I was way up in a stand And

18:20

why are they doing it with bow and arrow or something like

18:22

you get out there with the a.k Well

18:26

Those turkeys now our friend Alan he does

18:28

it with a bow and arrow but the

18:30

guy in the story yesterday He's using a

18:32

gun he got shot and he he

18:34

said shot a guy twice and what did he say when he

18:36

got shot? What did he say? I

18:39

thought he was a turkey. Oh, yeah, I thought he

18:41

was a male turkey and then he shouted out

18:43

Oh my god, I've been shot. Oh

18:45

that guy shouted out. Oh, yeah The

18:48

you know who didn't get shot? Me

18:50

I don't turkey hunt Your

18:55

challenge is here. Yeah, the hunter

18:57

told police he fired a shotgun at the male

18:59

turkey What he thought was a male turkey. He

19:01

then heard someone shout they had been shot Now

19:04

I got this letter from Greg was kind enough to

19:06

write dear Bob and Tom. I

19:08

got shot Pheasant hunting

19:10

man. I was shot with a

19:12

shotgun. I didn't yell. I've been

19:15

shot He goes

19:17

I said son of a bitch I

19:22

am now 76 years old. I still have 16 BBs in my legs Far

19:29

be it from me to bring up real life

19:32

But you know, there's more than one or

19:35

two people listening to us right now who

19:37

through Life's whatever's happened

19:40

to them. They took one

19:42

of their best friends out hunting and

19:44

only one of them came back Because

19:46

one of them was having an affair with her

19:49

the other one or whatever Yeah, I

19:51

bet you that happens every oh, I

19:53

see what you're every week, but it

19:56

did not happen to our letter writer

19:58

the call and

20:00

i don't know why i'm a diamond speed

20:03

it's kind of the perfect crime in

20:05

a way now uh...

20:07

well i thought i would be a whoops i

20:10

thought it was a dear the oopsian

20:12

what would it be a rewearing a

20:14

filly's hat well here's the thing

20:16

yeah this is what when you go to a getting don't

20:19

wear a an american native

20:21

american headdress it would

20:23

get mistaken visit turkey on a

20:25

pat i i i had an idea for you in

20:28

our uh... we also had a unusual

20:30

story about a uh... rather odd

20:32

name we we get these

20:34

all the time people when they name their

20:36

kids they more about

20:38

them than about the kid in the south of

20:40

the slate he named your kid um... it's kind

20:43

of a nice name juliet maria except she spelled

20:45

it g h i u l i y e

20:47

t t so it looks like to let it

20:49

look like a good and really it

20:51

was m a h r i y i think

20:53

it's a it's a stripper name whatever uh...

20:57

never the two you had we we were talking about

20:59

this led to a discussion elon musk and

21:02

he named his kid uh... something

21:04

like uh... x r t and

21:07

he has each dash twelve

21:09

okay i should know that it's it's my password um...

21:12

on this computer didn't give

21:14

a song about them dot my giant cash that

21:18

left for mars when i was three

21:20

even friendly much them on me i

21:22

don't know what the test will part

21:24

of the phone you

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thanks for science and still i about

21:41

a note met all tesla dressed to

21:43

me direct

21:45

they have a g dash twelve is your

21:48

daddy lon and i like to dwell

21:50

in the white we gave you that ridiculous

21:52

name the

21:54

i'm an eccentric billionaire and your mom

21:56

was a singer used to be clear

21:58

she did performance art and

22:00

called herself C. We

22:03

smoked a lot of pot and I forget,

22:05

but I think we just picked from the

22:07

alphabet, so don't blame all this naming nonsense

22:09

on me. Well,

22:12

Dad, looking back, I think it's sort of mean,

22:14

but being a musk is kind of keen, and...

22:16

Hell, I changed my name years ago

22:18

to Sue! Change my gender, too!

22:20

How do you do?! Thank

22:25

you, Johnny. We're a little bit

22:27

of a boy named Sue. Now,

22:30

we turn to the sports page,

22:32

where we have Mr. Chick McGee here on the

22:34

Bob and Tom program. Dodgers enter the season, the

22:37

World Series favorite, and they're rolling

22:39

right along yesterday, in case you missed it, as game

22:41

two is underway. I haven't

22:43

checked in yet, but yesterday the

22:45

Dodgers win 5-2. 5-2, 7-2, no. Dodgers

22:51

rally for four runs in the eighth to

22:53

win their season opener 5-2 against the Padres

22:55

at... How are

22:57

we saying this word?

22:59

G-O-C-H-E-O-K, Skydome. Go ahead, talk

23:01

among yourselves. It

23:04

was fast. G-O-C-H... Go...

23:06

Gochok? G-O-C-H-E-O-K,

23:08

all one word.

23:12

Yeah, me. Go, Kim. And

23:14

then it says Skydome, which I can pronounce. How

23:16

about that? Where is the stadium again? Seoul,

23:19

South Korea. Okay.

23:22

I believe it's pronounced K-ZAR. Does

23:26

anyone other than me know where

23:28

K-ZAR Stadium was? No, I don't. Where

23:31

the San Francisco 49ers used to play,

23:33

with John Brody, where's their quarterback? It

23:36

was not K-ZAR, it was K-ZAR? K-ZAR Stadium. K-E-Y-S-A-R.

23:40

I just thought I was thinking about it. I'm

23:42

a very old American stadium, because I don't know

23:44

how to pronounce South Korean stadiums. And somebody had

23:46

a ground ball at first baseman, and went through

23:48

his glove. I mean, went through the glove. What?

23:52

The webbing? The webbing. Tore right

23:54

through it. Geez. And the

23:56

announcer said it had something to do

23:58

with the... the Arnold

24:00

era of Rawlings and I didn't know

24:02

what they meant. Didn't you work for

24:05

the Rawlings Corporation, Josh? I was in

24:07

quality control. I didn't

24:09

take a day off, whatever. And

24:12

these gloves, you know, after a while they

24:14

all surfaced. I was afraid, just what happened.

24:16

I have a question. The

24:18

world's biggest stage? Does

24:21

the average Major League Baseball player have more

24:23

than one glove? Yeah. Are

24:25

they, okay, they're typically identical? That's what's

24:27

in those bags. Yeah, but they, I

24:30

mean, they definitely have their

24:32

main glove, but if they do have... Back

24:35

up. Yes, yeah. Because

24:37

you want it broken in right, obviously. Did

24:39

you used to oil them up? Yeah, I would do that.

24:42

I'd oil them up and... I

24:45

mean, there are so many wives' tales

24:47

out there about how to break in a glove. The

24:49

best way is just to play catch. I got an idea

24:51

for you. Yeah? Here's what you do.

24:55

Take your catchers, man. You okay, why? Why? A

24:58

little natural. All right, all right. Demolient.

25:01

Oh, I see what I mean. Well, the lights

25:03

move on, apparently. March Madness

25:05

last night, first four, last four,

25:07

last two games. Colorado beat Boise

25:09

State, 60-53, and in overtime, Grambling.

25:13

The Tigers over Montana State, 88-81. NIT

25:18

yesterday. Tom, do you have

25:20

any predictions on these national invitational tournaments?

25:23

I don't like the nitpick. Okay. UNLV,

25:27

Seton Hall, Bradley,

25:31

Indiana State, all move on.

25:33

Cincinnati wins in overtime, and

25:35

Virginia Commonwealth, VCU, upsetting number

25:37

one seed, Villanova, 70-61 in

25:39

the NIT. And

25:42

then you have, Tom, did you guys know there's also,

25:44

remember the CIT? No. We

25:46

are the CIT. Is this the ladies'

25:49

tournament? No, just

25:51

CIT. Okay. Yeah,

25:53

I'm not a league. Central

25:56

League International Tournament. The

26:00

Bowling Green and Alabama and Am beat

26:02

Austin Peay. What is the same? Remember

26:04

there are listed Reynolds and the great

26:06

actors. Ah let's go pee. Whatever the

26:09

lights Go! Professor Stephen know Charlatan Beat

26:11

Abilene Christian I don't know what. see

26:13

I tease And for. College. Invitational

26:15

tournament. I think of it so we

26:17

could jam and L in there if

26:19

you'd like doesn't I know you would

26:22

have this division one and there's also

26:24

see beyond. Southern. All Of. them.

26:26

What's. The other division nerd One One Zero.

26:28

yeah with a futile make one of his

26:30

term a to really blow. I

26:33

don't know I that's probably the reason

26:35

that the and return it doesn't get

26:37

expand have or everybody they'd I think

26:39

they'd have it. Just have one more

26:41

weekend and everybody to play now are

26:43

coming up by it's gonna be the

26:45

orange insoles soon of the week extravaganza

26:48

with chick muggy answer your as miners

26:50

of your to pick one from much

26:52

easier for region deals and from each

26:54

region. that's right And then you've also

26:56

got the Grambling Purdue bet. Yes,

26:59

Because you were born a grammarly man. As.

27:03

As document used to sing hard I

27:06

was born and rambling man said on

27:08

a new one morning without less do

27:10

deck on the other guitar so has

27:12

given his just trying to make a

27:14

living doing the best Have. A

27:18

boss. How's

27:20

it going to do that? I'll set. Up

27:24

Or whereas that's all I got a

27:26

store just for Tom because this I've

27:28

learned from at the feet of the

27:30

master. I know what sports is just

27:32

as sports, right? Sure, And.

27:36

Speaking of a lot, Mosque. His.

27:39

Start up neural link. Stream.

27:41

To live video yesterday that showed a

27:43

patient. using. The

27:46

neural link brain implants,

27:49

To. move the mouse and played

27:51

chess on a computer really low

27:53

and like this noland are bar

27:56

twenty nine the first human patients

27:58

to get implanted with narrowly device.

28:00

Kill him! Kill him! The company

28:03

is developing brain computer interface

28:06

or of course

28:08

BCI that aims to help patients

28:10

with severe paralysis control external technologies

28:13

using only neural signals. Oh, I

28:15

like the implications of that of

28:17

course. Sure. Although I

28:20

think they would have to open this up to

28:22

everybody if you'd want a brain implant. I

28:25

mean other than when you're walking

28:27

past the refrigerator you piss your

28:29

pants. I mean I don't see

28:31

any downside to this, Tom. Don't

28:33

turn on the microwave it makes

28:35

me poop. Neural X first product

28:37

is called telepathy. This

28:40

is great. So this is for those that are paralyzed.

28:43

They could do tasks. That's

28:45

amazing. Yeah, right. That is amazing. It

28:47

could move a mouse on a screen.

28:49

That's step one. You can't have somebody

28:51

just with one of these chains of

28:53

oil in your car. Hey remember, the

28:56

phone that you adore, that began with the

28:58

game Pong. Give

29:05

me a lesson in electronics. If

29:07

you'd read the biography of Steve

29:09

Jobs you'd be fully aware of that.

29:13

What happened before Pong? How did they arrive at

29:15

Pong? Steve Jobs actually, he was... Where did Steve

29:17

Jobs steal Pong from? There

29:19

was a lot going on way before Steve Jobs

29:22

got involved. Of course there was. Do you know

29:24

what his first thing was? I don't care. He

29:26

developed a way... I'm sure I

29:29

bet you $10 somebody else invented it. That

29:31

may be the case, but I'll

29:34

talk to you, Chris. Remember how back in the day you'd

29:36

put quarters in the phone and it would make that noise?

29:38

He developed a thing where you could hold it up to

29:40

a phone, it would imitate that noise and you could make

29:42

free phone, long distance phone calls. What a

29:44

hero. So he's

29:46

a charlatan! Yes, exactly. He's a petty

29:49

thief! Not even a good one! He's

29:54

a Damon Runyon character!

29:56

Now he's a

29:58

confident... holistic or dead

30:00

guy i'll

30:03

just take the lead role or uh...

30:06

my god you and steve

30:08

a queen can play chess uh...

30:10

whatever you have a little we want to do the

30:12

uh... pics i've got the pics right here for the

30:14

shoe in the week already well yeah you

30:18

don't see the grass growing up you know the

30:20

weight on that yeah by the way i do

30:22

have uh... edge i will have the final edit

30:24

of our uh... of french olympic

30:26

theme song probably by tomorrow uh...

30:31

i can't wait i have your

30:33

help mediocre this is going to

30:35

be limitable that's final one

30:39

of the best people i know who did this on the on the view

30:41

you know i let me ask

30:43

you so i have you got on this list of

30:45

yours of the best people you know because i've never

30:47

been on that have some sad fact story that

30:49

you come to tom where the my

30:53

bicycle exploded you know everybody

30:55

listening and every every everybody

30:57

in this

31:00

room uh... impact

31:03

of course a mess but it will all

31:05

we've all got something and you know it's

31:07

just amazing how you just go all this

31:09

guy we need always we needed he needs

31:11

our help the great human being he's a

31:13

great awesome you know you know every man

31:15

of never are you know you

31:18

have been yeah man he

31:20

is the not a great people walk on the wall

31:22

is a one-off most terrible

31:24

person ever heart is big

31:26

as this room only we've got a charging

31:28

for the so charitable i'd just like that

31:31

only the exact opposite you know me i

31:33

hate people with all my name action all

31:35

my all me you to be christy's never

31:37

like that i remember him off the floor

31:39

did you look at all their goes

31:41

the neighborhood yeah the

31:44

glass again uh... now

31:46

on the tell me what's coming up in sports nope haha

31:49

first of all you have to come in i

31:51

don't know uh... where

31:54

lesser people i've been surprised we've got a lot

31:56

of work with another line in malin we

31:58

have carrots and the news

32:00

and parrots in the news and parrots and

32:02

parrots. Parrots and parrots, oh my. And we

32:04

have a lady born with two fudge.

32:08

Oh, double your pleasure. Or can you? You

32:11

could have a baby in each. And

32:13

now you can. Yeah, you could. You have double

32:15

wombs. She does. She has double wombs, double cervix.

32:17

Two wombs with a view. Now,

32:20

what's interesting, of course, this is not a surprise

32:22

you just, she of course is an only fans

32:24

model. Yeah. Why not take advantage of that? Yeah,

32:26

of course. I'm not sure how they show that.

32:29

I assume you're going to do, you got two of

32:31

them, right? Keep one sacred.

32:34

I'd like you to introduce

32:36

the double speculum. Remember

32:39

how Jimmy Page plays the guitar with two

32:41

necks? She's got a gyno that

32:43

has a speculum, but they're both mounted on the

32:45

same thing. Now, this lady's

32:47

sharing, so to speak. She wouldn't.

32:49

Sharing? Or vaginas?

32:52

Well, I'm now, how altruistic of

32:54

her. I'm kind of a virgin. Yeah,

32:56

she's not keeping one to herself if that's what you're thinking.

32:59

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34:48

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34:51

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34:53

and I'm Chick. Hello Tom. Hello.

34:56

How's it going over there? Super duper.

34:58

Coming up I understand it's going to

35:00

be those orange insoles. Chick McGee Shoeing

35:02

of the Week basketball picks. Locks baby.

35:04

Absolute locks. All right. We'll

35:06

look forward to that. We've got a lot of

35:09

basketball action of course. It's March Madness. What have

35:11

you got over there? We've got one

35:13

of these. Two

35:18

women. Our attempt. Two

35:30

women are trying to set the Guinness

35:32

World Record for the longest distance driven

35:34

in toy cars. Oh

35:36

God. Lil Belman

35:38

Louise. Toy cars. Ms.

35:42

Cassie Aran and her friend identified

35:44

as Lauren. Boy,

35:47

that sounds like. Aunt

35:50

Margaret's coming over. She's bringing her friend

35:53

Lauren. We've got a lot of Aunt

35:55

Lauren. Now you call her Aunt Lauren.

36:00

All right, wait, I'm out of here. Okay.

36:04

What do you got, Edward R. Murrow? I don't have all

36:06

the names and stuff. Is that your beef? I'm just trying

36:08

to follow along. You know you're not talking to me. You

36:10

know you're not talking to me. I

36:13

know. So we

36:15

got Ms. MS period. Yes.

36:19

Cassie Aran, A-R-A-N, and her

36:21

friend identified as Lauren. Yes.

36:26

Aran. No last name.

36:28

I'm not going so far away. Please

36:32

tell me that's not the only reason we're doing this.

36:34

No, no, no, no. They're

36:37

planning to tackle a 500 mile drive down

36:39

the coast of Florida in battery powered toy

36:41

cars. I see. They're going to

36:43

die. They're going to die. I mean, come on.

36:46

You're going to drive up a dual. Real

36:48

car versus a plastic Mercedes. Come on.

36:51

Jacksonville to Key West is supposed to expect it

36:54

to take two months. Two

36:56

months? That's all we have. When

36:59

they get to Alligator Alley, look out.

37:02

I did see video of these girls this morning.

37:04

Thanks. Yeah. Go

37:06

ahead, Ace. Look kind of stupid.

37:08

There you go. Look kind of stupid. There you

37:11

go. There you go. There you

37:13

go. Look kind of stupid. Yeah. This

37:16

is dangerous. Well, what kind of toy car is it? Well, they can't

37:19

get on the highway. No, they can't. Are they

37:21

on the shoulder? Where are they? Where are they?

37:23

On the side roads? They're going to show

37:25

them pulling up to a hotel and then driving through the hallways.

37:28

The hallways? Well, they're not going to

37:30

get anywhere in the hallway. No. You

37:33

got to look for a walk ramp. You got to get out of

37:35

there. You're going to make horrible

37:37

time stuck in the hotel. It

37:40

just sounds really unsafe. They're

37:42

going to have to be on some kind of

37:44

road with real traffic. Lauren, by the way, she

37:46

asked not to have them use her last

37:48

name, so she must be incognito. Oh,

37:51

really? But they're doing press. Her

37:55

family doesn't know she's left them yet, probably.

37:57

Okay. I'm

38:01

trying to find a picture of the cars. This

38:03

is from the Guinness World Record

38:05

website. What kind of toy cars are they?

38:07

Like those Barbie electric cars? Can you see

38:10

that? From

38:12

here that looks like a nice Porsche. I don't know. Well,

38:14

I don't know what they are. They kind

38:16

of look like, I don't know what they

38:19

are. Teslas? I mean they're not those traditional,

38:21

you know, you see little kids in those motorized cars.

38:23

They're little but they're... Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah.

38:26

Why don't they do you see little size cars? Oh,

38:29

wow, yeah. Isn't that the number one selling

38:31

car in the history of the world? Must

38:33

be. Little tight car? I like

38:35

that. These things, they look, they're about the

38:37

size... They look cool. Of a Dodgum car.

38:39

Mm-hmm. Yeah,

38:41

they look cool. Don't you love the Dodgums? And

38:44

that great smell of... I like that smell.

38:47

Whatever that is, like burning lead or something.

38:49

I'm sure it's incredibly toxic. Oh, yeah. It's

38:51

great. It's taken four years off each of our lives. Yeah, sure.

38:54

All of your best days of your life were at that

38:56

smelt factory, wasn't it? Oh, sure. Yeah.

39:00

Have you done the Dodgums lately? I haven't done

39:02

a bumper car in so... No. I

39:04

did, yeah. Oh, you did them last year. I did

39:06

them for like an hour. I found that... Do they still spark at

39:08

the top or they... No. No. And

39:11

your story is confirming my suspicion. Dodgum cars, bumper

39:13

cars, whatever you like, are primarily built for bullies.

39:16

They... Yeah, they're great. They get

39:18

there and they just... The bullies... What

39:20

you want to do is get into a corner, work up some speed... Yeah. And

39:23

then wait for some sucker coming around to ram them. Oh,

39:25

yeah, that is a bullying way to do it. Oh,

39:28

yeah. Go visit them later, six

39:30

years... How close can I be to you? Six years later

39:33

in the chair. That's hilarious. Yeah. The

39:36

Dodgums, okay. They look like twins. What

39:38

do they do? They have to charge them up, right? Yeah, that probably like takes

39:40

so long. Yeah. They're being interviewed here.

39:42

Yeah. Are you looking at that? Yeah,

39:44

are you looking at this? Yeah, I'm looking at that. Yeah, like,

39:47

yeah. Hey, here's the story. I can hear the cars. The gal

39:49

in the middle is not getting in that car. He ate it.

39:51

Hey. Oh, please. Oh,

39:54

please. Oh, please. Oh,

39:56

please. Oh, boy. Oh,

39:58

wait a minute. This

40:01

lady's not overweight, is she? Yeah,

40:05

not just Tom overweight, which is what, five pounds?

40:08

Right. She

40:10

looks like she ate an electric car,

40:12

a toy car, right? These girls are

40:14

driving on the sidewalks. Yeah, they can

40:16

primarily do sidewalks. They

40:18

both fit, the toy

40:21

cars they're driving in, which

40:23

took me 15 seconds to find the

40:25

toy cars, and a decent picture that you ride on top

40:27

of the car, more or less. Right, into the car. Okay.

40:33

They're kind of cute. They look like... Oh,

40:35

I see the overweight lady you were

40:37

talking about, Tom. Yeah. You can imagine

40:40

how he just can't stand it, yeah. Oh, he just,

40:42

if she got on top of that car, it wouldn't

40:44

be moving. Hey, it is. Chugga,

40:48

chugga, chug. Oh, they

40:50

even have little wagons that they're pulling behind their

40:52

little cars. We have spent far, far on these

40:54

silly, silly girls. Someone's

40:59

doing their dress to wear a four-self-away

41:01

for the interview and not be eating.

41:05

Well, well, well. I'm

41:10

sorry. Let's move on. What else have

41:12

you got over there? I've

41:17

got the shoe in the week. Okay. And

41:21

you told me not to do it here. No,

41:23

that Christy did, but... No, I

41:25

didn't. But that Christy's in the interview. No, no, you

41:27

can do it. You want to do it where you

41:29

go? No. No, no. If you don't want

41:31

to... I want me to... That'd be fine with me. The

41:35

only world record we had today was in a... Directly

41:39

from the Guinness World Record page. Well, they

41:41

can suck it. I thought

41:43

we had one from yesterday that we didn't. Did

41:46

you ask me about it? Oh, that was the

41:49

sock story. No. Did we ever do the sock

41:51

story? We did. We finally did that one, yeah.

41:53

Matching shots. I can't imagine that I'd forgotten that.

41:56

That broadcast excellence. The

42:00

soccer player they hey good dollar

42:03

socks apart So

42:13

are you doing the pic now the moment's gone, okay?

42:19

Coming up if you're planning on marrying your first

42:21

cousin yeah Everybody shut

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43:25

back to the Bob and Tom show it's

43:27

more of a presentation more of a bunch

43:29

of people just hanging out There's Christie Lee

43:31

at the news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin

43:34

There's Josh Arnold forgive me. I took

43:36

a bite of an RX protein bar

43:39

25 minutes ago. I'm still chewing You

43:45

didn't tell me they were I'm

43:55

sure they are good ears ears. They are now

43:57

we've been promising us some picks

44:00

from the orange insoles sports

44:02

desk with chick McGee a little bit

44:05

of a shoo-in of the week basketball

44:07

action With we don't have

44:09

a few under the week theme Tilted

44:12

toward basketball all we have is the NFL.

44:14

Oh, we're about to meet Georgia Brown. Oh,

44:16

I love sweet Georgia Brown We

44:18

can look we'll work on that. Are you

44:21

gonna stall and do another sports story? Basketball

44:26

Hahahahaha Basketball.

44:28

Yeah, that's good All

44:31

right, what do we got from from

44:34

the you need to shut your mouth We've

44:37

got Boston the East bracket. Here we go

44:39

first round BYU

44:42

is gonna beat Duquesne

44:45

He said to the guy actually making the pick Okay,

44:50

is that what? That

44:52

guy tattoo from fantasy island said when

44:54

he The

44:58

cane I Float

45:06

off in the ether Was

45:08

that guy's name shallow

45:11

purvey tattoo

45:16

What's in the in like into hookers and stuff and what

45:18

a wild Him

45:23

and burn Troyer mini me they

45:27

It out did they hot and cold running for Curious

45:31

women went up on a lot of ladies

45:34

I'm asking if anybody knows where Duquesne is

45:36

because I do know where it is, but

45:38

go ahead and weigh in Wisconsin. Nope I

45:42

don't know. Yep Pennsylvania

45:46

Yes, Wow Duquesne.

45:49

It was a beer called Duquesne Really?

45:52

Yeah, really? Yeah Smooth

45:55

like the river this

46:00

up. I'll wait. How do

46:02

you spell Duquesne? I'm glad you

46:05

asked. D-U-Q-U-E. And here's the turkey

46:09

part. S-N-E. Yeah, Duquesne beer. Here

46:12

we go. The

46:14

Prince of Pilsners. Oh,

46:16

wow. And is it still manufactured? And can we

46:18

get a sixer in the next hour? I'm

46:21

the Prince of Pilsners. They

46:24

revived Duquesne beer. They

46:26

currently brew its flagship

46:28

Duquesne Pilsner. My father says I'll

46:30

never be king. I'll show him.

46:33

I don't care. And

46:35

it's apparently a Pittsburgh beer

46:37

along with Iron City beer. Premonox. This

46:39

is what I'm gonna do. Huge love,

46:42

Matt. When you pee, if you drink Iron City beer

46:44

and you pee, it leaves a ring

46:46

around your toilet. You gotta get that

46:49

iron out. Rest.

46:52

Duquesne. Yeah, your prediction is

46:54

Duquesne victorious. No. BYU beating

46:56

Duquesne. I was surprised by

46:58

that. But BYU is a six

47:00

seed, Duquesne is an 11 seed. Now we're not going against

47:02

the spread or anything? Not for

47:05

the bracket. Okay. And then

47:08

Nevada and Dayton play. Dayton, the

47:10

Flyers are number seven seed. Ohio.

47:12

That's an Ohio. That's exactly right.

47:14

Nevada is in the Southwest.

47:17

They are a

47:21

tenth seed. Dayton, 24

47:23

and seven. And Nevada, 26 and seven.

47:25

I like Dayton. I'm

47:27

gonna go Flyers. Okay. Go Flyers. And

47:30

then Texas Tech plays North Carolina

47:32

State. North Carolina State winning the

47:36

tournament beating North Carolina. But I say

47:38

Texas Tech upsets North Carolina

47:41

State. Is that what I say? Okay,

47:43

yeah. That's what I said. These are locks. And

47:47

then my favorite pick of the

47:49

morning. You big dummy. I like

47:51

Samford. They're gonna be Kansas?

47:57

Okay, Stanford or Sam? Samford.

48:00

S-A-M-F-O-R-D, 29.5. You have them being

48:02

in Kansas? I'm going to be upset

48:04

number four Kansas, 22 and 10. Where's a Samford?

48:06

The Kansas, one of their best players is not going

48:08

to play. This is not a bad, this is a

48:10

pretty good pick. Where is Samford? I

48:14

want to say Georgia, but I'm sure

48:16

that's Sanford, Georgia. I don't know where

48:18

Samford is. There's a Sanford, Florida. Sanford.

48:20

Sanford, Florida. That's between Orlando

48:23

and Deland. Yeah, I know. Shut

48:26

up for the love of God. We

48:29

know where Deland is. Samford

48:32

University, of course,

48:34

Birmingham, Alabama, where

48:36

passion meets

48:38

purpose. Wow, I like that.

48:41

Think about that for a little bit. Can

48:44

I get a sack? You still get into Samford? Sure. How

48:47

about where passion meets moonlighter? Is that?

48:50

You can't say. You

48:54

can't say? You can't

48:56

say where? You can't say? We

49:00

have a polite society,

49:03

one dozen. My

49:06

passion took over my heart. Samford,

49:08

the dogs are dancing. Number

49:13

four Kansas, number 13, Samford. You

49:16

know, stranger things have happened. Well, remember that year I bet,

49:18

Tom, that a 16 would beat a one? Yeah.

49:21

My God. Yeah, of course. That

49:24

was RMBC. Tell me the Samford

49:26

team. Please tell me that they're the fighting sons.

49:29

I'm sort of the Samford sons.

49:32

Wouldn't that be great? You big dummy. You're

49:36

some sort of dick dummy there. You

49:38

big dummy. I know, but listen. You

49:40

big dummy. Sounds like you're saying you dick dummy

49:43

doesn't. Wait, hang on a second. You

49:46

big dummy. It's a really

49:48

a big dummy. It's there. Okay.

49:53

Oh man, just awesome. The dogs are

49:55

dancing, it says on the Samford homepage. So the Samford dogs

49:57

are some sort of dog. I

50:00

think they're

50:02

called Labrador Ditties. Thirty

50:10

teams that take less hostile names. They're

50:13

the Bulldogs. How about

50:15

like the Sanford Pussy Willows? Yes. It's

50:18

a little less threatening. These

50:21

names are also mean. It

50:23

would have been one that kind of embraces love. The

50:26

Sanford Pussy Willows. They're

50:28

not the fighting bussies. They're

50:31

the welcoming. However, if you

50:34

ever fight... They're cheerleaders. Don't

50:36

wear underwear. Tom, you talk about...

50:40

You don't want to fight with one of those. The

50:42

flying bussies? You don't want to fight with a... Oh,

50:45

no. You're going to lose. You're

50:47

going to lose. Remember that story we had

50:49

yesterday about the lady whose

50:51

business... What was it called? Like

50:54

puppy flowers? Yes. And

50:56

she ordered a... It's called Poppy Flowers. Oh, that was

50:58

a Poppy Flowers. But she ordered a bouquet and wanted a

51:00

bouquet of poppies. Poppies. And they gave her a

51:02

bouquet in the shape of these... They have a

51:04

poppy in the poppy. Have

51:07

they crapped on the flowers? What's happening? I'm

51:09

just glad that she didn't order a pussy willows. God knows

51:11

what the sculpture would have been. Look at that guy. That's

51:15

the Sanford Dog. Sanford Muppets. Look

51:17

at that. He's awesome. Yeah, I love

51:19

it. He's awesome. Great mascot.

51:21

He wants some trouble. What do you want? I mean,

51:23

in all seriousness, the great thing about this tournament is

51:26

you end up hearing about great universities and colleges you've

51:28

never heard of before. Sure. Absolutely.

51:31

Absolutely. They put athletics in front of education.

51:33

No, but it gets the name out there, Josh. Yeah, yeah, it improves. I'm

51:35

sure. Now, has your team ever

51:37

been in the NCAA tournament? Oh, my God. Yeah,

51:39

the Webster headlock. The Webster headlock? What are they?

51:42

Yes. The Webster

51:44

University doesn't even pretend to

51:47

be a part of any athletic... Actually,

51:49

they had a good volleyball team. Are

51:52

they Division I? I

51:55

don't even know. That's how not

51:57

athletics... Look how much...

51:59

We're focused on academics. Our

52:02

studies were important. Have

52:04

Webster. No, would you have ever

52:06

heard of Gonzaga had it not been for the tournament?

52:09

Oh, possibly not. It's great. I think

52:11

it's great getting these names. Seattle area, right? Is that where

52:13

they are? No, it muddies up my

52:15

brain with stuff I don't need to

52:17

know about. Muddies up your brain? Innovative,

52:19

global, diverse, Webster University. Do

52:22

they have one of their closed-minded... Their

52:26

motto is get the hell out

52:28

of here. Get centered, world's mind

52:31

is narrow world views. We'd

52:34

like to own you. I'm

52:39

just saying, would it be nice to have a

52:42

little more straightforward? Become

52:44

a Gorlock! Exclamation point. Now

52:46

that's your team, the Gorlocks? I mean, that's

52:49

what the mask got of Webster University. Our

52:51

students come to us from a variety of

52:53

backgrounds and experience. Oh, look at that thing.

52:55

Oh, there you go. Sure. It

52:59

looks like a bulldog with weird Spock ears.

53:02

So it's a Gorlock, not a Gorlock? Gorlock,

53:05

yeah. Like Al? Yeah, because

53:07

it was at the intersection of

53:09

Gor, G-O-R-E, and Lockwood. So

53:11

they went Gorlock. Real dorky and

53:13

nerdy, but that's what a private

53:15

liberal arts school does. I think they get

53:18

their students together. Which is based on the

53:20

streets? Yeah. Josh

53:22

is from the streets. You

53:24

can tell by looking at it. Hey, look, if you're from the

53:26

streets of Gor and Lockwood... You are

53:29

not tough. That could have

53:31

really gone wrong, you think, about

53:33

possible street intersection. Oh, sure, yeah.

53:35

Oh, and all I know is

53:37

Webster, a music student, has taken

53:39

the top spot at Crescendo. Crescendo?

53:43

Crescendo. Crescendo, exclamation

53:45

point, the opera program. Oh, is

53:47

that right? Oh. Oh. You

53:50

know, I was a media communications major there. I

53:52

don't think they've ever talked about

53:55

my accomplishments. Why? You're not

53:57

on the Hall of Fame or something? I doubt it. I've

54:00

never given them a dollar besides what I

54:02

owed them so that's probably why. So if

54:04

I look up your name on this website.

54:06

Yep, that's why. Do

54:09

they have a Hall of Fame? Oh, they must, yeah. We

54:12

can get on that. I'll

54:15

get someone. Yeah, let's get Josh in the Hall of Fame. Want

54:17

to? Yeah, that sounds like a great

54:19

idea. What are we looking at there? I searched on

54:22

Webster University website. Yeah. Sorry, no

54:24

results for Josh Arnold. Oh yeah, no, that doesn't

54:26

surprise me. I loved it though. It's a great

54:28

school. Oh, that's nice. Now,

54:31

have you made all of your picks? Did we get those all

54:33

done for today?

54:35

Yes, Samford's my big upset. They're

54:37

going to be Kansas. Alright,

54:39

and once again, you also promised everyone in the

54:42

staff here and Christy's

54:44

daughter if Purdue

54:46

loses. Boy, Sophie. Wait, wait, wait,

54:48

wait, wait, wait, when did

54:50

Sophie get into this? Christy volunteered her.

54:53

I'll throw the 20 bucks in. Now, how does this

54:55

work again? She'll be crying. Purdue loses in the first

54:57

round to a 16-c. They're

54:59

gambling. Gambling. You're giving us

55:02

about 20 bucks. Right. I'll give Sophie the

55:04

20. Oh, if you use Tipper on

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up. This is the Bob and Tom show. the

58:07

alone welcome back to the

58:10

bottom and here's how i

58:12

got all together a lot of stuff coming up a

58:14

lot of my everybody we do have it all together

58:16

for you trying to convince none

58:19

of the everything you know but it

58:22

was especially you clearly that was the

58:24

intention of all uh... i'm

58:26

just trying to get it together over here i have

58:28

to share something you just said yes uh... in the

58:30

hallway with me who had a lot of i'd love

58:32

everything about this and and

58:34

i'm convinced your theory is correct he never saw

58:36

the rest of the whole okay there's no doubt

58:39

no one talking uh... movies are just as little

58:41

real quickly and uh... i i

58:43

said you know i got people in front of

58:46

me in my one of my film classes i

58:48

said titanic is a good movie and all these

58:50

pretentious film students were trying to who

58:52

put yeah get mad at me and my friends

58:54

are actually like no it is a good movie

58:56

there's some sure and dance what i thought we

58:58

have indicated and on the side of the good

59:00

movie and there's a there's a recent uh... very

59:02

sort of all tour famous famous uh... foreign director

59:04

who gets one of the room yes and then

59:06

you said uh... boy that is a good movie

59:09

that that poker scene in the beginning that is

59:11

just excellence yeah that's the a fulcrum

59:13

of that movie and i yeah i know i don't

59:15

know that that whole movie is is you might be

59:17

the only person who saw titanic and i went well

59:19

i really like that poker scene yet to

59:22

speak because it you've been created missus charming

59:24

guy right off the bat you like them

59:27

did you get past the poker and so i

59:29

said it can you think that he likes the

59:31

poker scene because he got distracted and that's what

59:33

that's all he thought let me tell you something

59:35

not only do i think that i'm sure that

59:38

that that he has no

59:40

idea that the titanic song he has

59:42

no idea that three-hour movie

59:44

you know i was at stake well interestingly

59:46

enough i had gone to a different movie

59:49

uh... at the theater right and it was so

59:51

boring i got up and went over the other

59:53

movie and i watched the last half of the

59:55

titanic first but it was great and

59:58

i went back and saw the movie from the beginning I

1:00:01

don't believe any of that. You would

1:00:03

have been in that movie theater for five hours? No,

1:00:08

no, no. The first movie was so crappy that

1:00:10

I left and went next door. Did you fall

1:00:12

asleep during it? Have you ever fallen asleep during

1:00:14

a movie? Of course. Especially in some

1:00:16

of these kids movies. Or the entire movie. Daddy,

1:00:20

wake up. I wish I'd fallen asleep for

1:00:22

that Spider-Man turd. That

1:00:24

was the worst thing I've ever seen. Universally. Did

1:00:26

your kids like it? Have any of these movies

1:00:28

ever made it? Great reviews. Kids like this, isn't

1:00:30

they? Well, you know, they eat cake for dinner

1:00:32

every night. Well, that's not made for

1:00:35

you. Your kids

1:00:37

would eat cake too if they wanted it. Oh, okay. Yeah,

1:00:39

no joke. Sorry. Did you cry at

1:00:42

Titanic? I did not. Have

1:00:44

you ever cried in a movie? I'm like two or

1:00:46

three times I cried during that thing. I've

1:00:49

been told to go see, what is it

1:00:51

called, Everyday Angels? Or ordinary angels. You'll

1:00:53

cry. I've been told that's a crier. It's a crier.

1:00:55

I'm going to try to go see that this weekend.

1:00:57

Sophie makes fun of me because I cry in almost

1:00:59

every movie. It doesn't matter what it is. Oh, I'm

1:01:01

unabashed about it. I love it. I

1:01:03

let it flow. Don't look at me. She

1:01:06

goes, are you crying? I've had an usher ask me if I

1:01:08

was okay one time. I'm not making that up. Oh,

1:01:11

I mean, when Alan Rickman

1:01:13

dies in Die Hard, I say. Oh,

1:01:15

yeah. That seems about right. Hope

1:01:19

Vale Station was the name of the movie and I was.

1:01:21

That's a tough one. That's a

1:01:23

tough one. What's that about? And the usher goes, are you all

1:01:25

right? Bless your heart.

1:01:27

Is that the one in Oakland?

1:01:30

Yeah, that's a tough story. Beautiful

1:01:33

movie. I see. Well, I'm.

1:01:36

Your friend Drew Powell's an ordinary angel. I know. And

1:01:38

I'm going to see it this weekend. What's going on over there in sports? I

1:01:40

don't know. What's going on with you? What's going on over there in control?

1:01:42

You wrapped it up before we went to commercial. Apparently it's over.

1:01:44

I. Christy. A

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British woman who was born with two cervixes, two

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1:02:07

25-year-old Annie Charlotte learned she

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had uterus dialysis when

1:02:11

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1:02:13

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1:02:15

completely functional as she experiences two

1:02:17

periods and can conceive two babies

1:02:20

with two different men at the same time.

1:02:22

That is insanity. And

1:02:24

Ms. Charlotte said she is currently dating two

1:02:27

men. What a mess. She does not claim she

1:02:29

is not cheating Josh because she lets them have

1:02:32

one of her. Just

1:02:34

one is his? Yes. One

1:02:36

is exclusive for her and one of the others

1:02:38

exclusive. Yes. And apparently she doesn't do butt stuff

1:02:40

so it is not three. She

1:02:43

doesn't. How do you

1:02:45

know? Well she probably announced

1:02:47

it. It seems like she is fairly open

1:02:49

about her. I heard him.

1:02:51

Did everyone hear that? I was jarring. How

1:02:53

many mouths does she have? They

1:02:57

are just the ones. I think we

1:02:59

can get up to four. There are arguments. There can be

1:03:02

four no waiting. It would be a trick.

1:03:05

Fascinating. She also announced that the

1:03:07

two partners, the two guys don't know about each

1:03:10

other. Oh but she is announcing

1:03:12

it publicly. This sounds

1:03:14

like someone I would like to get to

1:03:16

know. If it's true,

1:03:18

I have ten fingers but I don't think.

1:03:22

Okay. I wonder if it's. When

1:03:25

I was in school, this is

1:03:27

a true story, there was a guy down the hall.

1:03:29

Yeah. Two penises? The first

1:03:31

day of the school took

1:03:34

a tape and put

1:03:36

a tape line down the middle of the room. It

1:03:38

sounds like somebody you would go to college with. Or

1:03:40

it sounds like you. The other guy wasn't allowed to

1:03:42

cross the line. And a dorm room?

1:03:45

Yeah. He was eventually kicked out.

1:03:47

He was a heavy smoker, never cleaned anything. There were

1:03:49

dirty clothes everywhere. Oh my God. He

1:03:52

never bathed. I asked him to leave. Apparently he

1:03:54

had very good SATs but was a lunatic. But

1:03:57

I'm wondering if this lady has some kind of a, how

1:03:59

does she distinguish between the two vajayjay's. Take

1:04:02

like eyeliner and draw a line. Are they

1:04:05

side by side or is it like one

1:04:10

of those strollers that has the one in front of the

1:04:12

other? Oh yeah, are they stacked like pancakes? I don't know,

1:04:14

they didn't show any pictures. Okay.

1:04:17

I think our only... They've got to be

1:04:19

side by side. Way to solve this is

1:04:21

to go on our OnlyFans. Side by side.

1:04:23

Oh yeah, you're on OnlyFans. Can you look

1:04:25

her up? Boy,

1:04:27

I haven't logged it. Well, I'm

1:04:29

sorry, we're on the air. I was just

1:04:31

on it. Have

1:04:34

you ever heard of this before?

1:04:36

I have not heard

1:04:38

of this before. Her name is Annie

1:04:40

A-N-N-I-E Charlotte. Because there's a similar thing

1:04:42

with men. Where they have

1:04:45

two P&I? There was the famous

1:04:47

pornographic actor Dick Symees. I

1:04:50

thought that... We found out that wasn't real.

1:04:52

Yeah, that was a really... Yeah, he had

1:04:54

a prosthetic. Yeah, but there really was Dick

1:04:56

Symees and one of them

1:04:58

was apparently in a rubberized

1:05:03

edition. Not part of

1:05:05

his anatomy. This is an anatomical

1:05:07

anomaly, is that correct? Yeah.

1:05:10

Okay. Born with two cervixes. I

1:05:12

can explain it all to you because I read it in

1:05:14

depth because I was fascinated, but I think it'd be pretty

1:05:16

boring. Okay, that's okay. Well, now...

1:05:19

Oh! Almost

1:05:23

heaven. Two

1:05:26

vaginas. Two

1:05:29

boyfriends better use a

1:05:31

panty liner. Frankie comes

1:05:33

on Friday. Use

1:05:35

the left one, please. The

1:05:37

right one's a vagina. Be

1:05:40

of disease. Like a country

1:05:42

road. Double

1:05:45

lane. Every month.

1:05:49

Twice the pain. Two

1:05:52

vaginas. One busy

1:05:54

mama. Pick up

1:05:56

more tampons. Yes,

1:05:58

please. I

1:06:03

am really glad when I thought I hope he's

1:06:05

not gonna use country road She

1:06:09

says after years of crazy periods

1:06:11

and tampons not working doctors eventually

1:06:13

found out I had two vaginas

1:06:17

Wow Yeah, and now she's

1:06:19

on birth control So she at least they regulate

1:06:21

the period is she have two only

1:06:23

fans accounts one for each vagina No,

1:06:25

it looks like and she's made a

1:06:27

million pounds. It says oh really yeah,

1:06:30

she's rich now because of her W

1:06:33

yeah double V.

1:06:36

Oh double V Yeah, she would did

1:06:38

you go maybe I wasn't listening the JJ

1:06:41

JJ. She's had twins in each of

1:06:43

her two wounds What

1:06:46

what I didn't I was

1:06:48

speechless when doctors told me I was having twins

1:06:50

in each of my two wounds Whoa

1:06:52

is her quote the right the article I read

1:06:54

didn't have anything about having her already have babies

1:06:57

But it just said that she had the potential is

1:06:59

another woman. Oh, it's another one

1:07:01

by the way this this lady this

1:07:03

and Annie Charlotte Yes You

1:07:06

wouldn't know she has two vaginas looking at

1:07:08

her if you know what I mean, right?

1:07:10

She doesn't she doesn't present to oh I

1:07:13

see yeah Keep

1:07:15

some hidden is what you're saying you have to go

1:07:17

you have to enter to Understand

1:07:21

that there are two canals There's

1:07:24

the yes. Oh, okay. She says I

1:07:26

instructed the gentleman I was dating

1:07:28

on how to feel for the wall that separates

1:07:30

them. Ah, so the outside looks

1:07:32

normal Half an inch inside yeah

1:07:36

Off an inch boy looks like an offer amp You

1:07:42

go left or right you got to pick one once he

1:07:44

can feel it once he could feel it He was still

1:07:46

a little confused, but also slightly fascinated. Well. Yeah,

1:07:49

how about that now? Would

1:07:51

would her period sync up yeah, she takes

1:07:53

birth control, so they do think she's

1:07:55

not just making money on only fans Also

1:07:58

on Instagram she made seventy thousand pounds

1:08:00

last year. Wow. I'm sorry, 70,000 pounds a month.

1:08:05

Kristy, we need to get you another vagina. Can

1:08:08

you just know how to apply that? Is there a

1:08:10

way to prove this? Couldn't this be fake? The doctor's

1:08:12

proved it. Yeah, doctor's proved it. That's how she found

1:08:15

out about it. I mean, she thought she had crazy...

1:08:18

Did she have a notarized statement from

1:08:20

a qualified physician saying this is what's

1:08:22

going on? Yes, I'm sure. She could

1:08:24

just be making this up. How dare

1:08:26

you be skeptical of this miracle.

1:08:28

What kind of a person do you think

1:08:31

would lie about this? Someone who's going on

1:08:33

like that to make a million pounds? Yeah,

1:08:35

exactly. I don't think he's

1:08:37

lying. Okay. Why would you lie

1:08:40

about this? Obviously, it happened before because Chick

1:08:42

found a story. Why would anyone

1:08:44

find this? Yeah, there's way more than one person with

1:08:46

this. Why would anyone find this erotic? Why

1:08:49

not... Okay, question. You know how

1:08:51

I like to ask questions. You like

1:08:53

this better or do you like four boobs

1:08:55

better? Tom, your

1:08:57

thoughts? Let's go with

1:08:59

a double of a JJ. That's clearly the

1:09:01

answer. The four boobs.

1:09:04

That would wig you out when you... You'd have to

1:09:06

wear sweatshirts all the time. Much more visible freak as

1:09:09

opposed to... She can't

1:09:13

help it. She went boy this way. How

1:09:15

are the four boobs arranged? Like a four

1:09:17

on a dice? Nope. All on

1:09:20

top of each other. Top like

1:09:22

that? Vertically? Top like right

1:09:24

down the middle. Wow. That's

1:09:26

weird. That's weird like two

1:09:28

and two. Why

1:09:31

would you go all the way across?

1:09:33

The guys that like it stacked, they

1:09:35

think that guys that are perverts don't

1:09:38

want them horizontal. What

1:09:40

kind of weirdo? Playing

1:09:42

with them would be like unbuttoning a coat. Is

1:09:45

that the fifth element? Bruce Willis, the woman

1:09:47

has like three boobs or...? Total recall.

1:09:49

Total recall. That's it. That's it. That's

1:09:52

such a great scene. Total recall. Very

1:09:54

good. Okay. Well, Christy, what else you got over there?

1:09:56

A couple from Brazil touting an unusual

1:09:58

form of exercise. They're pouting?

1:10:01

Touting. Pouting, I'm sorry. They

1:10:03

might pout when they work out, I don't know. It's

1:10:05

called working out in the nude. Ms.

1:10:08

Bella Montovani told the Jam

1:10:10

Press that she and her husband, Mr.

1:10:13

Wagner O'Farrar, pay their

1:10:15

gym to allow them to work out

1:10:17

naked. So one's named Montovani and the

1:10:20

other's named Wagner? Yes. Is

1:10:22

that what you expect us to believe? That's what

1:10:24

it says in the story according to the New

1:10:26

York Post. No Rachmaninoff there, kids? Wow.

1:10:30

The polyamorous couple in their 30s

1:10:33

claim that exercising naked burns more

1:10:35

calories. False. With Ms.

1:10:37

Montovani. They're wrong. Tom says

1:10:39

no. That

1:10:42

would have absolutely no bearing on anything.

1:10:45

Or the pain. Except possibly the smell of a bicycle.

1:10:49

Ms. Montovani says she and

1:10:51

Mr. Faias have lost 56

1:10:54

pounds between them since starting

1:10:56

their unorthodox workout routine. It's because you're

1:10:58

working out, folks. That's incentive your name.

1:11:00

Tom. Hey, here you go.

1:11:02

How weight they lost? They must have been really

1:11:04

fat when they started. The pair

1:11:06

also share a page on

1:11:09

OnlyFans and assured that they

1:11:11

reserve gym space for themselves during their naked

1:11:13

workout. Can I spot for you? I

1:11:15

can spot your erection. The

1:11:20

cleaning jerks, by the way. And

1:11:23

the snatch. Oh boy. They're all right there.

1:11:26

That's before they even started working

1:11:28

out. That's

1:11:33

a complete falsehood. You're

1:11:35

going to lose more weight if you're naked. How do you know that? It

1:11:38

doesn't make any sense. Why would

1:11:40

you? I don't know. Unless your

1:11:42

clothes are 70 pounds. So

1:11:45

then you'd lose more weight if you were wearing a lot

1:11:47

of clothing. That's not a thing. Yeah. That's

1:11:50

the only way it would make any difference. Unless

1:11:52

you're just one more OnlyFans publicity

1:11:54

stunt. Write a

1:11:57

song about that, Pat. You got your first line

1:11:59

there. I'm very skeptical. We've

1:12:05

all heard of the placebo effect. What

1:12:07

about the no-cebo effect? Well, before you get to that, I've

1:12:10

got to read this note here. We were

1:12:12

talking about a chick. Chick made this point. We

1:12:14

had the story where the guy got shot turkey hunting.

1:12:17

Another hunter shot him by accident.

1:12:19

And Chick pointed out that there's probably

1:12:21

someone listening who went hunting with a

1:12:23

buddy. The buddy never came back

1:12:25

because... The buddy was having an affair with his

1:12:27

wife? Yep. Listeners

1:12:30

want to know if Chick

1:12:32

and I went hunting, who'd come back alive? I'm

1:12:35

in. Let's try this theory.

1:12:41

Maybe we both would come back alive.

1:12:43

You don't know? Really? Have either of

1:12:45

you ever shot a gun? Sure.

1:12:47

Yeah. Well, I know we... It's

1:12:50

not Uzi's that one morning. I

1:12:52

can see you two going out into the woods, getting into

1:12:54

an argument, pointing your guns at each other. Yep.

1:12:58

Staring at each other, waiting for the other

1:13:00

to see if they flinch first. And

1:13:02

then you drop the guns, run

1:13:04

into each other's arms and make out. Wow. That's

1:13:06

not gonna happen. What's

1:13:10

the... Is it a cartoon where the guys

1:13:12

are having the duel and they stand back

1:13:14

to back? And they're supposed to take ten

1:13:16

steps and the one just stands there and

1:13:18

turns around and says, oh, this is the

1:13:20

other guy that gets to Danny Chutes. Love

1:13:25

those duel scenes. And where did they just

1:13:27

make dueling legal? Yeah, they

1:13:30

did. Some state where it's so

1:13:32

bizarre. Virginia. Are they Virginians?

1:13:34

I don't know. We're talking about great

1:13:36

movies. The greatest duel scene is the

1:13:38

movie... Here we go. Perry

1:13:41

Lyndon. That is a good duel scene. That

1:13:43

is spectacular. Now,

1:13:46

coming up, Christian Lee, you've got the... What is it again? The

1:13:48

nocebo effect. All right. What

1:13:52

else do we have? Oh, speaking of

1:13:54

duels and fighting, we may have something

1:13:56

better than venting in an argument. We'll

1:13:58

talk about that. Shutting up shooting.

1:14:00

Oh, okay right now. I want to remind you

1:14:03

of a couple quick things We're gonna

1:14:05

be doing a special live comedy show with the

1:14:07

Charleston Coliseum and Convention Center on

1:14:09

the evening of April 5th It's a

1:14:11

Friday night in Charleston, West Virginia. Hope to see

1:14:14

you there. It will feature among others Willie G.

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Patty G Josh will be

1:14:18

there Jeff Oscar your host will be yours

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truly and Christy Lee tickets are

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hope to see you there Friday evening April 5th

1:14:27

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that same venue that morning Morning show free to

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1:14:35

and we're gonna have a little free thing there

1:14:38

that morning I can't tell you what it is

1:14:40

right now, but it's a top secret Also

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while I'm at it Want to

1:14:44

remind you the electric Amish in concert

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Or just scroll down to the bottom of the

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back to the Bob and Tom show Pat

1:15:10

Godwin look Josh Arnold

1:15:13

Christy Lee and Cosby I'm

1:15:15

here Here's

1:15:17

Tom just now reliving his dream of

1:15:19

doing the show by himself Actually

1:15:23

taking a vote from the room and voting

1:15:26

Himself And saying just

1:15:28

so we have we have a quorum. No,

1:15:30

no, we don't it's you you're a

1:15:33

czar Yes See

1:15:36

or TS capital

1:15:38

D a Desire

1:15:44

No, just saying I think it's a nice day why

1:15:46

don't we have a bonus ace Cosby joke of the

1:15:49

day I said all those in favor say aye And

1:15:52

as you can see the eyes have it that was

1:15:54

one eye out of all of us and we could

1:15:56

see you and hear you But

1:15:59

you Can you say I ate? They were thinking

1:16:01

it. Ah, okay, very good. Well, if that's the case,

1:16:04

I think now is the first time. RULES

1:16:06

THERE! THE FROOM MAN WITH THE DEEP BOY!

1:16:09

Ate country! Eerie is with his

1:16:11

joke of the day! Hey, Jake!

1:16:16

Yes, Ace? What do you call him? An

1:16:18

alligator with a compass? An

1:16:22

alligator with a compass? What do you call an alligator with a... With

1:16:24

a... A... A compass?

1:16:27

What do you say? I don't know what.

1:16:29

A navigator. That

1:16:32

was Ace's video of the day! Your

1:16:36

thoughts? Well, I... Over there, genius!

1:16:38

I think the sneeze took something away from me.

1:16:40

Oh, really? It's about timing. The sneeze was the

1:16:43

only thing I liked. I

1:16:46

love the sneeze! What

1:16:48

do I do again? A little mini orgasm. What was the

1:16:50

slang term we got? That's

1:16:54

a woman's sneeze. What

1:16:56

was the slang term we got? She's like an old lady,

1:16:58

Tom. What do you think? From Al, the sneeze. What

1:17:02

was that? Remember that? Oh, that was

1:17:05

from something, yes. It was about... It

1:17:07

means getting that sweet, sweet. Yeah. Really?

1:17:09

Yeah, the old sneeze. How

1:17:11

do you remember it that far and don't

1:17:13

remember that part? I don't... I

1:17:16

just... I remember when you sneeze. Didn't

1:17:18

we have a slang term, sneeze, for something? Yeah. You

1:17:20

mean Al in a half hour. I like how you

1:17:22

can. Find some sneeze. Like this?

1:17:24

Sneez. A

1:17:26

sneeze? Just the sneeze. I

1:17:31

have an itchy sneeze. Yeah. Well,

1:17:34

you must have really liked the word. You used it

1:17:36

enough. But I mean, is that correct? I have no

1:17:39

idea. Some of

1:17:41

those examples you just gave in that

1:17:43

recording were not necessarily correct. You wouldn't

1:17:45

say, I have an itchy sneeze. Oh,

1:17:47

so sneeze is not an anatomical location?

1:17:50

Yeah, it's more... It is, but it's not... You just don't

1:17:52

say it like that. It's more like, hey, we're going to

1:17:54

go out and get some tail. Let's go chase some tail.

1:17:56

You would say, let's go find some sneeze. Yes. And

1:18:00

then if you were

1:18:02

to take, would

1:18:04

a person be a sniz shield if

1:18:06

they were repulsive? Okay. I

1:18:13

think he's going great and then the cooler walks

1:18:15

up, he's like a sniz shield. A

1:18:17

snivier? Josh, this is for you. Yes?

1:18:20

Dear Bob and Tom show, please

1:18:22

let Josh know there is a bigfoot

1:18:25

cruise that

1:18:27

is going out. So I googled it and

1:18:30

it's the second annual Alaska

1:18:33

bigfoot cruise departing September 13th

1:18:36

of this year. Really? Are they

1:18:38

going to look for bigfoot in Alaska? It says

1:18:40

a... Are they just celebrating? They're just enthusiasts. Ah.

1:18:44

Does he live in Alaska? Hmm. A

1:18:48

Squatchologist's Dream vacation, it says.

1:18:50

Oh, okay. Squatchologist,

1:18:53

sorry. A Squatchologist.

1:18:56

That's watch? Yeah, apparently. Yeah, that's

1:18:58

a new word. Squatchologist. So

1:19:00

would you like to do that? Be with

1:19:02

your fellow cryptozoologists? Yeah,

1:19:05

I think it would be nice. Good people

1:19:07

having some fun times. Really? I don't know

1:19:09

how many bigfoot sightings there have been in

1:19:11

Alaska. Well, Seward's, Folly.

1:19:13

You know, this is coming up less than

1:19:15

like two or three weeks away. What?

1:19:19

The brand new movie, Sasquatch

1:19:21

Sunset. And

1:19:23

it's a family of Sasquatch out in

1:19:26

the woods. And that's the... those

1:19:29

are the stars of the movie. All

1:19:31

right. I'll have to see how that is. It

1:19:35

won't be any... it won't be Harry and the Hendersons.

1:19:37

No, that would be... Well, no. I don't

1:19:39

think it's going to be. I

1:19:41

think it's just going to be a family

1:19:43

from Ari Aster. Oh, yeah.

1:19:46

The guy from Cruise. Yeah. Well,

1:19:48

this Sasquatch Cruise, it's stopping in

1:19:50

Sitka, Skagway, Juneau, Alaska. And

1:19:53

there are lectures every morning. I'm

1:19:56

sure the views will be magnificent. And I guess

1:19:58

you can go once. I

1:20:01

love it. Yeah, I mean you guys have actually heard me off

1:20:03

the air talk about how if I took a cruise it would

1:20:05

be In Alaska. Yes, we have said that heard that

1:20:08

Well, let's get back to Christian Lee at the

1:20:10

news desk. Do you know

1:20:12

what no SIBO is? Sounds

1:20:16

like I know what no SIEMs are aren't those

1:20:18

little things about your arms and stuff? I know

1:20:20

SIBO sounds like a thing you'd see advertised on

1:20:22

the news at night. Yeah Another one

1:20:24

of the new drug no actually the

1:20:26

no SIBO effect sometimes called the

1:20:29

placebo's evil twin Relates

1:20:31

to a person feeling worse because they have

1:20:33

negative expectations concerning

1:20:36

their heads for

1:20:38

example One study involving

1:20:40

the coronavirus vaccine saw some participants

1:20:42

who were injected with saline report

1:20:44

side effects like nausea and headache

1:20:48

The researcher Charlotte Blee's who wrote

1:20:50

the book on the subject said quote

1:20:52

I think it's the idea that words

1:20:54

really matter it can make you sick.

1:20:56

Oh that there's no doubt about that

1:20:58

Oh, yeah, but this it's

1:21:00

still it just a placebo effect. I'm

1:21:03

not buying this whole new term You

1:21:06

know SIBO sounds like a band that opens for

1:21:08

fish Well, and given a

1:21:11

saline solution then as a placebo Yeah,

1:21:14

unless they told them going in that

1:21:16

it was a saline solution. That's all right.

1:21:18

I see what you're saying What I mean? Yes,

1:21:20

you're right if they told them going in it

1:21:22

was saline then they wouldn't tell them going in they just

1:21:24

they're They're gonna say

1:21:26

they they're they think it's a vaccine and they're

1:21:29

gonna start they've heard they've been sitting

1:21:31

around the office Seeing the videos

1:21:34

and they so they're now having what they think

1:21:36

they're supposed to have the side effects Yeah, well,

1:21:38

right, but I don't think placebo In

1:21:41

this story makes it sound like placebos

1:21:44

A placebo effect is a positive thing. Whereas a

1:21:46

no SIBO is a negative thing. Yeah, kind of

1:21:48

I always understood placebo is negative or

1:21:50

positive but I This

1:21:54

woman just made up the term so she could sell a book

1:21:56

haven't we all kind of had this? Oh, no

1:21:58

You're sick. No, I'm gonna get sick. Yeah I'm guilty of

1:22:00

it. I don't

1:22:02

know what he's saying. I'm going to be

1:22:04

syphilis. I have to meditate. If I'm sitting

1:22:07

next to somebody who's coughing and coughing, I

1:22:09

have to walk up, I

1:22:12

have to do

1:22:17

something, I have to really talk myself into not

1:22:19

getting sick. So I can kick cheeses

1:22:22

and doesn't cover it up like a faff it a few minutes

1:22:24

ago. It takes me, like for 20 seconds, I have to go,

1:22:26

I'm not going to get anything from that. Yeah.

1:22:29

I keep trying. I'm kind of a

1:22:31

weak. What

1:22:34

puzzles me now is all the drug

1:22:37

commercials. You can never tell what the

1:22:39

people have because they're always canoeing

1:22:41

and parasailing and walking down the

1:22:43

street with their kids. Whatever

1:22:46

the commercials for is what they have, they're

1:22:49

not going to suffer

1:22:51

from nearsighted if it's about a

1:22:54

sex-a-mug drug. You

1:22:57

never see the horrific person

1:22:59

riding in bed with shingles. They're

1:23:01

out there playing frisbee. It's

1:23:04

a commercial. You're not.

1:23:06

Have you paid attention 50%

1:23:08

at least of those medication

1:23:11

commercials are medications to treat

1:23:13

side effects of other medications?

1:23:17

It's crazy. I'm

1:23:20

just glad that all the stuff works. That's

1:23:22

all I can say. Wow.

1:23:25

I can talk about that ad nauseam. You

1:23:28

did something to that. Meaning people would want to throw

1:23:30

up and you just got to know. No, you have

1:23:32

to take something for the nausea. That's

1:23:35

the key to this thing. Coming

1:23:37

up, we have a couple of really

1:23:40

unusual robberies. One of them

1:23:42

involving some little kids robbing

1:23:44

a bank. Stacked on each other's shoulders with

1:23:47

a big overcoat. And

1:23:49

then the other one involving something that seemed

1:23:52

very unlikely that you'd be stealing it,

1:23:54

especially at knife point. And

1:23:57

then we've got artificial intelligence in the news

1:23:59

in a span. spectacularly scary way if you

1:24:01

ask me coming up. This is the Bob and

1:24:03

Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

1:24:06

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and subscribe. Hey,

1:24:16

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show at the

1:24:18

news desk. It's Christie Lee. There's Pat

1:24:20

Godwin in the performance room. Hello.

1:24:22

There's Josh Arnold. Hey, there's Ace

1:24:25

Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and here's

1:24:28

Tom Griswold. Well, thank you very much. That's

1:24:30

stellar introduction. Now, a

1:24:32

couple quick things. I

1:24:34

wanted to mention we're going to be live in

1:24:36

person doing this show. In Cincinnati, opening

1:24:39

day Major League Baseball for the Reds, the

1:24:41

home opener, will be at Nation Kitchen and

1:24:43

Bar at the Bet MGM Sportsbook at the

1:24:45

Banks. Just steps from the front gate of

1:24:47

Great American Ballpark. Hope to see you there.

1:24:49

Admission is free. We're going to have a

1:24:51

good time. We always do. Nationals, right? I

1:24:53

think. And that's,

1:24:55

did I mention that's coming

1:24:57

up Thursday next week? Week

1:24:59

from today. Week from today.

1:25:01

Week from today. Today's Thursday?

1:25:03

Yes. The 21st. Okay,

1:25:05

sorry about that. I thought that it was...

1:25:08

That's very good. That's much easier to say.

1:25:10

How about this one? April 5th. That's

1:25:12

a Friday. You know that, Josh? How

1:25:14

do you know that? How do you know that?

1:25:16

Written down. Oh, yes. Friday, April 5th, we're going

1:25:19

to be doing the show from Charleston's Coliseum and

1:25:21

Convention Center of the morning. That's going to be

1:25:23

a blast. Charleston, West Virginia. What did I say?

1:25:25

You just said Charleston. Okay. Yeah, some people are

1:25:27

getting confused. There we go. Thank you for the

1:25:30

correction. I'm sorry. The clarification. Courtesy of Rock

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1:25:40

And then Pat's headlining our big show that night,

1:25:42

a big comedy show. Josh, Pat, Willie

1:25:44

G, and Mr. Oske.

1:25:46

And Christian, I'll be your host

1:25:48

and hostess. It's going to be a great

1:25:51

time. So get tickets right out of the way. I'm

1:25:53

going to see that evening show for some great live

1:25:55

stand up comedy in West Virginia. Looking forward to it.

1:25:57

Now, Christy Lee is a... holding

1:26:00

her post at the at the Bob and

1:26:02

Tom news desk. The story I knew

1:26:04

you would jump all over because it has one

1:26:06

of your favorite terms in it, little rascals. You

1:26:09

were a big fan of the show when you were a kid.

1:26:11

Love the little rascals. Well three boys aged

1:26:13

11, 12, and 16 have

1:26:15

been arrested for robbing a bank in

1:26:18

Houston, Texas. Harris County Sheriff

1:26:20

Ed Gonzalez said the boys have been

1:26:22

dubbed the little rascals by the FBI.

1:26:25

They passed a threatening note to a

1:26:27

Wells Fargo bank teller. Signed by their

1:26:29

parents by the way. Mommy I'm gonna knock off

1:26:32

the bank. Did

1:26:37

you ever have to do that going by cigarettes for your mom

1:26:41

or your dad? My parents didn't. Oh of course.

1:26:43

Yes I couldn't. And you had a note and

1:26:45

you said it's okay for him to buy cigarettes.

1:26:47

Oh we didn't have to have a note because

1:26:49

the clerk knew us. No kidding. Yeah. Oh all

1:26:51

right. But unbelievable they did that. Your

1:26:55

dad smoked Marlboro Reds right? Yeah in the

1:26:57

soft pack. Yeah. Did you ever partake?

1:27:00

You don't smoke at all do you? No I

1:27:02

don't. It never took for me. How about your

1:27:05

brothers? Yes at some

1:27:08

point or another they all smoked. Yeah. And

1:27:11

now they just have smoking hot

1:27:13

wives. Yeah.

1:27:16

Dornially you're welcome. What do

1:27:18

you mean? I just your brothers

1:27:21

are so happy now. I have

1:27:23

implied having seen photographs of their wives they've all

1:27:25

married way above their station. They sure have. I

1:27:27

agree. They've all got these smoking hot wives and

1:27:30

I when last time I talked to your brother

1:27:32

he goes what what the hell's wrong with you?

1:27:34

I've heard of fishing for compliments but you've got

1:27:36

it all backwards. No

1:27:41

I agree. Yeah wonderful women. You

1:27:43

always speak very highly of them. Oh I love them. Yeah they're

1:27:45

my sisters. This puts a lot of pressure on you. Oh

1:27:48

you know what I don't think so. Let's

1:27:51

change the subject. I'm not too worried about

1:27:53

it. The three boys passed a threatening

1:27:55

note to a Wells Fargo bank teller. Do

1:27:57

we know what the note said? Before fleeing on foot with

1:27:59

an undisturbed closed amount of cash. All right. I

1:28:01

don't know what the amount is. Again, these boys are

1:28:03

how old? 11, 12, and 16. The

1:28:07

16-year-old kind of ruins it for me. He's kind

1:28:09

of the mastermind. Yeah, I've seen 16-year-olds who look

1:28:11

27. Yeah,

1:28:14

and you pointed out how did they do this exactly?

1:28:16

They got up on each other's shoulders with a big

1:28:18

overcoat. You

1:28:21

would have to. That'd be the only way to do it. I am

1:28:23

here to... I would like to

1:28:25

rob the bank of business. By

1:28:27

the way, can I have one of the free suckers? According

1:28:30

to the station, the parents of the two

1:28:32

of the boys identified them after their photos

1:28:34

were released, while a third boy was recognized

1:28:37

by a law enforcement officer following a

1:28:39

fight. This is

1:28:41

why you want your kids to play Grand Theft Auto.

1:28:43

They're now facing charges of robbery by theft. Because if

1:28:46

they play Grand Theft Auto, they get another system. These

1:28:49

poor kids, you're not going to play those video games.

1:28:51

They're poison. Okay, let's just do it for real. I'm

1:28:53

bored. What do you want to do? Rob the bank?

1:28:56

I want to sell them money to buy video games. Those

1:29:00

kids stealing money to buy video

1:29:02

games? Video games? What did

1:29:04

I think? Now coming to

1:29:06

Nickelodeon, Prison Break Jr. Watch

1:29:10

an 11-year-old get on a stir. He's

1:29:13

going to get slimed, but not in the way.

1:29:17

Not in the way. That's unfortunate. Hey,

1:29:19

hey, hey. I can't do that on

1:29:21

time. Not green. It's

1:29:23

salty, really. All right. No.

1:29:27

So, I mean, are they going to be... Are

1:29:29

they going to go to jail? Probably

1:29:31

not. Something, though. Some kind of...

1:29:33

They didn't have a gun, right? That would have been...

1:29:36

There's no gun in my story, so I would assume

1:29:38

not. They had a note,

1:29:41

remember? I'd

1:29:43

like to know what the note said. Wait, you want

1:29:45

all your money? Were some of the letters backwards in

1:29:47

that cute little rascals way? My

1:29:51

mom says I'm allowed to rob your bank. I'm

1:29:55

with Tom. I like the little rascals. Chick,

1:29:57

are you a fan? I'm not. Okay.

1:30:00

Spanky just made me howl. A

1:30:03

little inside radio story. We've

1:30:06

had many visitors in this studio, in

1:30:08

this building. Some of

1:30:10

the very famous people. Or the other

1:30:12

studio. Mike Tyson. Or the one before that.

1:30:15

Thank you for watering it down. The

1:30:17

larger point here is when we

1:30:19

had the actor who portrayed Spanky in

1:30:21

here, everybody in the

1:30:23

building lost their mind. They were all

1:30:25

hovering around the glass. No

1:30:28

kidding. We've had major rock stars in here. Nobody

1:30:30

cared. Spanky was here. They

1:30:32

went nuts. Probably

1:30:35

couldn't believe he stole one. That's

1:30:37

absolutely correct. Fortunately at the time he was. He

1:30:39

was very nice. But Caroline was there. Now, Alfalfa,

1:30:42

we never met because he got... He was playing

1:30:44

the live. I think he was stabbed to death

1:30:46

over a dog fight. Disagreement

1:30:48

over a dog. Really? That

1:30:52

is sad. I think they're all gone now.

1:30:55

They have to be, Tom. They'd

1:30:58

be a thousand. And actually we had Buckwheat News

1:31:00

this morning. Oh no. What?

1:31:03

Yeah, we do. Otay? Yeah,

1:31:05

no joke. That's why it's in the news.

1:31:08

That's still funny, right? Eddie Murphy doing

1:31:10

that? Sure. Yes. And

1:31:13

there is a customs

1:31:15

facility. United States Customs

1:31:17

Facility called Otay. That's right. O-T-A-Y.

1:31:21

Named after Buckwheat.

1:31:24

Not named after Buckwheat. What? No,

1:31:27

it isn't. But... We'll get

1:31:29

to that later. A pair of knife-wielding thieves stole $220 worth of

1:31:31

paper towels. I'm going to

1:31:33

cut you. From a Manhattan CVS. W-A-B-C

1:31:37

reports the two suspects stole... We're

1:31:39

first. Alphabetically, we're

1:31:42

first. Ten packages of paper towels from

1:31:44

a store on the Upper East Side before fleeing the scene.

1:31:46

At knife point. Yes. They

1:31:48

ran into a subway station where police caught

1:31:50

one of the suspected thieves. 42-year-old

1:31:52

Miguel Romero faces charges of

1:31:54

criminal possession of stolen property.

1:31:56

They're still searching for the

1:31:58

second suspect. towels that

1:32:01

probably took? $220 worth of paper towels. I

1:32:03

can understand that if it was toilet paper maybe during

1:32:06

COVID but... Give me

1:32:08

a little brownie. What? You know what? I'm

1:32:11

here. There's a

1:32:13

bounty on their head. Oh good.

1:32:15

You're going to

1:32:18

need those paper towels in prison. That

1:32:20

is not as disgusting as some of

1:32:22

your jokes. Well

1:32:25

they need the paper towels to clean up after they

1:32:27

stab a guy and there's blood everywhere. Yeah. Because

1:32:30

bounty's the quicker picker. I'm going to meet your

1:32:32

new cellmate. They call him the quicker picker over.

1:32:35

Why would you steal something that's really bulky?

1:32:38

Yes. Easy to identify from a distance.

1:32:41

Not that expensive. If you're in a CVS at

1:32:43

knife point, maybe I don't know, go for the

1:32:45

drugs. You don't need a knife. You can just take

1:32:47

it and walk right out now. The

1:32:51

thievery now, I know in San Francisco they

1:32:53

don't prosecute shoplifters. In fact, most places in

1:32:55

San Francisco if you steal stuff they get

1:32:57

frapped before you on your way out, they

1:32:59

are so cooperative. Well, there

1:33:01

won't be any stores for them to steal anything

1:33:03

from in San Francisco. Didn't I hear... They're cutting

1:33:06

down on self-check? Something like that or hours

1:33:08

to use it or something like that? Oh

1:33:10

really? The story was involved on... Was it

1:33:12

Dollar Tree? One of the big dollar type

1:33:14

stores. Yeah. They're cutting way

1:33:16

back on self-checkout because of... primarily because

1:33:18

of theft. Yup. Duh? You think? I

1:33:22

do self-checkout. I've never stolen anything from

1:33:24

self-checkout. Of course not. What are you taking?

1:33:27

I haven't taken anything. I do. If

1:33:29

it ain't nailed down, I'll take it. And those have videos,

1:33:31

replays, because

1:33:34

the cashier can come up and go, oh,

1:33:36

that was good. Yeah. No, no. I think they're

1:33:38

great. It's so much quicker. So much quicker. I'm

1:33:41

surprised you... Well, you probably like it. You don't

1:33:43

have to talk to anybody because I know you

1:33:45

hate talking to people. No, no. I hate talking

1:33:47

to you. Oh, okay. I thought it was everybody.

1:33:49

No, no, no. You're just a bitch. So I

1:33:51

feel special? Yeah. Well, Dick works magic at a

1:33:53

grocery store. A chick will woo

1:33:55

an attractive chick.

1:33:58

Oh, that's right. I go after him. I'm

1:34:01

charming. Oh, dude, they swoon. They

1:34:03

can't believe how funny he is. The

1:34:07

chick magic? Sure, yes, the chick magic.

1:34:10

That's what it is. I have seen

1:34:12

a lady flirt with you at a grocery store. Well, sure.

1:34:14

Only if you're standing by the produce that's

1:34:17

a little cliche. Did she say, hey, mister?

1:34:19

Were you guys standing in the potatoes section? Did you

1:34:21

buy the potatoes? You really want a woman over that

1:34:24

one time with the potatoes, yeah. How'd that go? I

1:34:26

thought it was you. I thought it was you, more

1:34:28

of a job. I

1:34:31

learned it from the best, you see. Oh, did

1:34:33

you? Yeah. I was just kind of looking at

1:34:35

the mixed salad bags, and I

1:34:37

happened to glance over, and I

1:34:39

see this beautiful woman looking

1:34:41

at some potatoes. The big

1:34:43

Idaho bakers? Yeah, the chick went up, and

1:34:46

he goes, you know, ma'am, he has a

1:34:48

potato in each hand. Yeah. He goes, you

1:34:50

should know that these remind me of

1:34:52

my testicles. She goes,

1:34:55

oh, my, they're that big? And chick goes,

1:34:57

no, this is dirty. And

1:35:00

she giggled. Giggled and giggled and giggled, and then her

1:35:03

husband came up and punched me in the face. Yeah.

1:35:05

Oh, sorry. That was sad. Yeah,

1:35:07

but some places are facing

1:35:09

out the self-check. Other places are adding it,

1:35:12

but I think it's great. Yeah. I

1:35:14

really enjoy it. Coming up?

1:35:16

Really? Well, I think we

1:35:19

were worried if

1:35:21

you were enjoying it or not. Do you feel

1:35:23

like you're playing supermarket or something?

1:35:27

Kids love playing supermarket. Oh, kids love that. Have

1:35:31

you seen the toys they have to play

1:35:33

supermarket with now? Yeah. They're like, might as

1:35:35

well be real electronic items. I

1:35:37

got one in my basement. Of course you do.

1:35:39

Oh, one of those little... You probably have a

1:35:41

full service check. I

1:35:44

love the old register toy, the big

1:35:46

fat coin. Yeah. I got a little

1:35:49

mini checkout counter in my basement for

1:35:51

the girls. Real produce. It's fun. Real

1:35:53

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guy yesterday, Josh. You can help me with this. He

1:37:08

was walking down, I

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was in this little area of town where there's

1:37:12

a beautiful lot of shops and this guy's in

1:37:14

front of me walking like this. This

1:37:17

is the most ham-fisted presentation I've ever heard

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of. He's got one of these phones like

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this and he's got his neck crooked like

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this. Oh, and the phone's in between his

1:37:26

face and his shoulder. I think, why don't

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you hold it with your arm? That's so

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weird. Oh, God. I only had one arm.

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Can you hand it out of the arm?

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No, no. Then he gets off the phone

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and turns out his neck is stuck like

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this. Apparently, he's got some horrific spinal issue,

1:37:40

but convenient for talking on the

1:37:42

phone. Why in God's name did

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you share that story? I thought that would be

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a great video. Well, you weren't in the meeting

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yesterday when Raycon said, hey, anytime you can mention

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the thing. I love that actor. He's

1:38:01

Peter Scolio. Oh my. Coming

1:38:04

up, we have Al Jackson. He's

1:38:06

going to sort us out on what's happening in

1:38:09

the world right now. Comedian Al Jackson,

1:38:11

this is The Bob and Tom Show. Hey,

1:38:15

welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. Josh

1:38:20

is here, and aye, Chrissy, Pat, I'm Chick.

1:38:23

Tom Griswold, we have

1:38:25

our special guest. Oh, look at that. Hey,

1:38:28

here. Hey, got a question for you,

1:38:30

Al. Al

1:38:32

Jackson is our

1:38:34

friend. He is a fine stand-up

1:38:37

comedian. He is also one of

1:38:39

the principals on the

1:38:41

DBL, The Daily Blast Live.

1:38:44

I'm also dressed like Red from Shawshank.

1:38:46

I didn't realize that to someone. Oh,

1:38:48

yeah. That gray button. I can

1:38:50

get you anything you need, Tom. I

1:38:52

think you and I are wearing the same shirt. You're going

1:38:54

to give me a rock hammer. Say what to nail. Al,

1:38:59

I was going over some of the things

1:39:01

I've learned from you because you were somewhat of an

1:39:03

expert on street slang. The

1:39:08

word sniz came

1:39:10

up, and I was trying to remember

1:39:12

what it was all about, sniz,

1:39:16

and I believe I've

1:39:18

been informed that apparently it's

1:39:20

a reference to the female anatomy. In

1:39:23

a way, yeah. Josh,

1:39:26

please enlighten me. I'm

1:39:28

an adjunct professor here, meaning that I can

1:39:31

learn from you, the students. I

1:39:33

don't know what sniz means. It sounds like something that

1:39:35

birds leave when they ... Yeah,

1:39:37

you're right. It's a crass term. It would

1:39:40

be, Al, why don't

1:39:42

you and I get

1:39:44

dressed up and hit the clubs and chase

1:39:46

some sniz? As

1:39:50

you said, it's almost like chasing tail.

1:39:52

Right, right. It's not a

1:39:54

great ... It's somebody being kind of a dirtbag

1:39:56

when they say it. My question is, does this

1:39:58

have something to do with sniz? and

1:40:01

the shizzle and the lizzle and the little

1:40:03

in the but I don't know would it

1:40:05

be like shizzle oh I think it's probably

1:40:07

like a variation of nach I think so

1:40:10

yes yeah that's that would I bet that's

1:40:13

as good of explanation as any

1:40:15

I think so okay um I find

1:40:17

that sniz I yeah

1:40:19

see I just I Josh the older

1:40:21

I get I found myself obviously becoming

1:40:23

more and more my father and my

1:40:26

dad and every time I secretly I

1:40:28

think about this my dad would be

1:40:30

like oh she's a fox like

1:40:32

I don't know it's very like

1:40:35

19 late 50s but

1:40:39

it's just I you know I know that there'd

1:40:41

be a blog that's the meaning but I just

1:40:43

feel like referring to woman if

1:40:45

the Fox is a very old-school like like that's

1:40:47

the way a gentleman says that he

1:40:49

thinks about my dad obviously he's been gone for

1:40:52

some years now he's to say I don't care

1:40:54

what you say Sarah Palin is a fox yeah

1:40:59

somebody called me a fire I think I think

1:41:01

that term like the term cool has stuck

1:41:03

around yeah oh really I don't hear Fox

1:41:05

that really much but I love it I

1:41:08

would not what kind of great and I

1:41:11

used to say looker she's a looker oh

1:41:14

yeah oh she's a real looker really yeah I

1:41:16

like that now uh Al your father was

1:41:21

a distinguished attorney what was

1:41:23

his favorite TV show oh

1:41:26

that's a good question my dad used to watch

1:41:28

they're the Guardians now but my dad's ideal

1:41:31

life I told you I'm ninety

1:41:34

nine point nine percent sure my dad was on the

1:41:36

spectrum but like that term wasn't out yet it just

1:41:38

only rain man but my

1:41:40

dad would just like love to watch Cleveland and

1:41:42

needs baseball he would have one

1:41:45

he loved those big naval oranges and

1:41:47

he would eat ritz crackers and

1:41:49

tuna fish and he was a

1:41:52

happy man my dad never and we'd

1:41:54

never we talked about it but like I

1:41:57

still don't think people understand my dad only

1:41:59

ate like six things. I

1:42:01

swear to my dad ate steak, spaghetti,

1:42:04

stofas lasagna from the warehouse in

1:42:06

Cleveland. There's the warehouse in the

1:42:08

suburb and older black folks just

1:42:10

like my dad was so into

1:42:12

getting a deal and at the

1:42:15

warehouse you could go and get

1:42:17

like basically the dented can version.

1:42:19

Just like a box

1:42:21

of lasagna that somebody had dropped kicked

1:42:23

onto a delivery truck and

1:42:25

so like we're gonna mark it down 30 percent. My

1:42:27

dad was like don't mind if I do. It

1:42:30

would just be and that's all he

1:42:32

ate time. That's interesting. He never ate

1:42:34

ice cream, he never ate candy bars,

1:42:37

he never ate quiche, he never ate

1:42:39

eggs. It was only six things. It's

1:42:41

really fascinating. It simplifies your life. It's

1:42:43

like wearing the same clothes every day.

1:42:45

I have a cultural TV question. This

1:42:47

is a cultural TV question and Al

1:42:50

you may be too young to totally

1:42:53

answer this but did black audiences

1:42:55

respond well to Archie Bunker? I

1:42:58

think they did. That

1:43:02

was a little bit before my time

1:43:04

but I see I saw the reruns

1:43:06

so I don't know how they were

1:43:08

responded to in real life but Archie

1:43:10

Bunker was such a fascinating character because

1:43:13

he was who he was and a

1:43:15

lot of people saw him as abhorrent

1:43:17

and a lot of people saw him as like hey we line up

1:43:20

on a lot of things but Archie

1:43:22

Bunker took this type

1:43:24

of person that existed in a

1:43:26

lot of different forms in this country

1:43:28

and he just showed the

1:43:31

country who this person was and

1:43:33

through his character you were able

1:43:35

to decide like uh maybe that maybe

1:43:37

that was a little abortion way he's talking to

1:43:39

his wife the way he's talking to his daughter

1:43:41

because it wasn't just a racial yeah I don't

1:43:44

think black people had a lot of issues with

1:43:46

it because he was wrong. Right, right,

1:43:48

you're laughing at him for

1:43:50

the most part. Yeah, what about his neighbor

1:43:53

George Jefferson? I

1:43:55

always thought George Jefferson, I thought he was hilarious.

1:43:57

That he makes me feel like He's

1:44:00

so underrated as a comedic actor.

1:44:02

He was physical. Very. He

1:44:05

was and he was he also

1:44:07

was a very, very flawed man. And remember,

1:44:09

for as much as it's like, oh, this

1:44:11

white man's going to get his come up

1:44:13

and from this black man who's doing well,

1:44:16

opening up these dry cleaners, remember

1:44:19

George Jefferson and we go to

1:44:21

his home and make misogynistic comments

1:44:23

and his his maid would

1:44:25

tear him apart with for his misogynistic

1:44:27

degree. So it was just

1:44:29

like such a well written show. That's why the

1:44:31

spinoffs for all there because everybody just loved the

1:44:34

characters. Yeah. Now without getting too personal,

1:44:36

did your dad ever do any dating after?

1:44:40

That's a great question. My dad did. He

1:44:42

dated a couple. My

1:44:45

dad dated three, three women

1:44:48

after he divorced my mom.

1:44:50

He dated two,

1:44:52

two very sweet women that kind of

1:44:55

worked in the in the

1:44:57

court system. I