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1:01

we need is a 10 and a 5 for a car

1:03

and a key and a sober driver B-E-E-R-R-U

1:05

and Beer Run A

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couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all

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night to see Robert Earl King at the Cape

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Big Swine and Swore dance. They wore baseball caps

1:20

and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes, so

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they were both really hungry and pretty

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thirsty too. B-E-E-R-R-U

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1:42

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driver B-E-E-R-R-U and Beer Run Found

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a store with the sign, said their beer was coldest so

1:51

they sent in Brad Cause he looked the oldest and

1:53

he got a case of beer and a candy bar

1:55

Walked over to where all them registers are, laid his

1:57

fake ID on the countertop The clerk looked, he turned

1:59

his head and said, He looked back up and he stopped

2:01

and said, Son, I'm not going to call the cops, but I'm

2:03

going to have to keep this card. The

2:05

guys both took it pretty hard. He said, Son, I'm

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not going to call the cops, but I'm going to

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have to keep this card. The

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guys both took it pretty

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hard. B-E-E-double-R-U-N, B-run. B-E-E-double-R-U-N, B-run.

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be had we only brought

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a better fake ID. All

2:24

this B-E-E-double-R-U-N, B-run. They

2:26

found this other old hippie named Sleepy John. He claimed

2:28

to be the one from the Robert Earl teen song,

2:30

so they gave him all their cash. He bought him

2:32

some brew. It was a beautiful day out in Santa

2:35

Cruz. They were feeling so good, she should have been

2:37

a crime. The crowd was cool and the band was

2:39

primed. They made it back up front to their seats

2:41

just in time so they could sing with all their

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friends. They said the

2:45

road goes on forever and the

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party never ends. B-E-E-double-R-U-N,

2:51

B-run. B-E-E-double-R-U-N,

2:55

B-run. All

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we need is a 10 and a 5

3:00

or a car and a key and

3:03

a sober driver. B-E-E-double-R-U-N, B-run. Yes,

3:11

sir. We got a

3:14

bunch of landers. Time

3:16

for a beer run. By

3:19

the way, without revealing too much, you

3:23

can't buy beer at a truck store until 7 a.m. That

3:27

bad, man. I'm trying

3:29

to tell you. I've

3:31

had... Someone look

3:33

at me and go, you're

3:35

free of life. It's

3:37

5.4. Yeah,

3:40

one of you, the type of driver.

3:43

Yeah, okay, so... So what? You didn't

3:45

get this straight. You didn't win Powerball

3:48

and you got your bracket embarrassingly destroyed.

3:50

No, no, no, no, no. Powerball's tonight.

3:53

Mega million. Yeah, we're on tonight, man. Mega

3:55

million. 97 million. She's

3:57

right, yeah. Yeah, Powerball, they...

4:00

did they pull that saturday yeah

4:02

but it's not really big for numbers more my or

4:05

i'm sorry i'm not a mess with my i'm sorry

4:07

so that wouldn't change your life uh...

4:09

how much how much uh... uh...

4:13

i don't mess with that yeah okay that run

4:15

my out about two months and over nine yeah

4:18

i don't know how i would have a good deal redo

4:21

in the rv uh... i a well

4:23

uh... a couple things going on well

4:27

what's going on a year your problem your

4:29

thought of my side your uh... you're

4:32

running my life as most uh... people listen

4:34

to the show and your coworkers i ran

4:36

a red light this morning only because of

4:38

you and you do it and i

4:40

would be just like you nothing

4:43

at all really cool you

4:47

can build complete stop look around here there were no cops

4:49

and i did i did and i've

4:51

been very careful and then just as i got

4:54

through three three-quarters of the way to do the

4:56

intersection i catch out of my for a good

4:58

time to fight for it over my side i

5:01

i think he's had like a couple of people but

5:04

i thought about a half-hour uh...

5:06

but no i got to have got here

5:08

okay well uh... but but lots of things

5:10

really the america i'm here and

5:13

i will review the uh... let

5:15

me get the the appropriate music here just a

5:17

second you know uh... we will be reviewing of

5:19

the issue one of the week a lot of

5:21

a lot of basketball going on and

5:24

uh... you guys are bob by the way i'm going

5:26

to have our olympic theme

5:28

from france uh... i

5:30

will have that probably by monday i

5:33

have the demo version of it i

5:36

do run that see what happens while we have

5:38

a big enough to hear but i i do have

5:41

the uh... the sports team for your pics no one

5:43

else work uh... what do you mean no one asked

5:45

for it why are you gonna talk about your sports

5:47

picks well yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna

5:49

change my sports picks i'm going to ninety

5:53

nine percent of the countries in the same boat and

5:56

i thought this boat twenty two twenty

5:59

two million brackets from ESPN. This is my

6:01

favorite part of the March Madness story. Almost 23

6:03

million brackets filled

6:07

out by people in the ESPN

6:09

contest. 1800 are okay right now

6:11

as I'm speaking. Oh my gosh!

6:14

That's quite the percentage! You

6:16

got a crazy upset? Yeah. A lot of

6:19

games out there. But you picked

6:21

four games yesterday. Yes, I did. And I

6:23

thought, I was so excited, I thought I

6:25

went 2 and 2 because I

6:27

was so excited

6:30

because I thought I picked

6:32

Duquesne over BYU and sure enough Duquesne wins

6:34

because we were talking about Duquesne. We sure

6:37

were. We didn't talk about BYU. Duquesne was

6:39

where in Pennsylvania? Pittsburgh. There was

6:41

a beer called Duquesne. See, we don't

6:43

know anything about BYU other than the

6:45

Mormon thing. That's all we know. But

6:49

they win last night. Duquesne wins.

6:51

Duquesne beat BYU at my point which I thought

6:53

I picked and I didn't pick at my point.

6:55

I picked BYU. So I would like to appeal.

6:58

Because really Jason picked. Let's face it. Hey,

7:02

hey, hey. Next day on the A-sen,

7:04

Jay. Behind the scenes. He's just as

7:06

upset, if not more so, than I

7:08

am. Every year we

7:11

learn, don't put any thought into your

7:13

bracket. Yeah, that's true.

7:15

Absolutely. Just fill out willy-nilly.

7:17

The only thing, Dayton beat

7:19

Nevada and

7:22

Steve Alford in Nevada last

7:24

night. Upset him and Steve was up. Kentucky.

7:27

Hang on. Well, I thought

7:29

you'd concluded sports. You asked it.

7:32

Yeah, not sports. Oh, that's what

7:34

I do. I'm

7:38

out of here. And then I took Texas Tech and

7:40

North Carolina State won. So I missed that

7:44

one. And Samford almost beat Kansas last night. They lost

7:46

by like three. And if they

7:52

wouldn't have had Samford not been whistled for a foul that

7:54

was not a foul. not

8:00

a foul. It was absolutely a clean block. I

8:02

looked at it on my TV like ten times.

8:05

Cursing. Don't you hate that? No.

8:07

And the big upset of the day is yes,

8:10

Oakland, a team from

8:12

Rochester, Auburn Hills, Michigan,

8:14

pick one. The Oakland

8:16

Golden Grizzlies beat the Kentucky Wildcats

8:18

last night, 80 to 76. Yes,

8:21

if you're wondering, Oakland is

8:24

a 14th seed and

8:26

Kentucky was a three seed. So there

8:28

you go. I've got something very special

8:30

for you, Josh. Yes. I

8:33

want you to identify this voice. We've

8:36

got Bush. We've got Bush.

8:38

That is Curtis Armstrong playing

8:41

Dudley Booger Dawson in Revenge of the Nerd.

8:44

And why do you think he's so

8:46

excited about playing this? I don't know. Once

8:49

again, we've got Bush. We've got Bush. Booger

8:51

is an alum of

9:01

Oakland University. Did

9:03

you pull a muscle on that one? Hey,

9:06

what the hell's wrong with you? Was Curtis Armstrong at

9:08

the game? No,

9:10

I just did some research. Oh, he might have a

9:13

game. I'm going to say yes. Yes, he

9:15

was. Why would you even think that?

9:18

I was doing some research. A

9:20

friend of mine is from that

9:22

area. Oh, okay. Madonna, by the

9:24

way, is from that area. In

9:27

any event. Oh, it's Michigan, isn't

9:29

it? Yes. Oakland University of Greater

9:31

Detroit. The other distinguished

9:33

alum, anyone? Who

9:36

could beat Booger? Go on. Here's your

9:38

hint, Josh. I get something. Ace, I'm

9:41

going to give this one to you. This

9:43

is your hint. Distinguished

9:45

alum. Here we

9:47

go. David Hasselhoff? David

9:49

Hasselhoff is correct, ladies and

9:51

gentlemen. I would never have

9:53

gotten that. Great job. This is the Knight

9:56

Rider theme. You got it in three seconds.

10:00

I was gonna guess, shit. The

10:03

door? The agent in the auto repair.

10:05

Auto repair. I

10:08

don't remember that guy's name. William

10:10

something? William Daniels.

10:14

Let that run. Who's that guy? Is that the voiceover guy? I don't know who that is. Um...

10:18

Oh, Sucksu Sucka. Night Brighter.

10:22

Is it Tetback? Tetback? Let's

10:25

see. Night Brighter.

10:30

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world

10:32

of a man. What

10:34

does that mean? I'm

10:37

gonna say, and we're gonna find out, this is

10:39

Richard Bayshart. Really?

10:44

The guy from that submarine TV show? 20,000, what was

10:46

it? Voyage to

10:48

the bottom of something like that. He

10:50

sounds kind of like a Lauren Green voiceover guy. We

10:54

can figure that out, but... Night

10:57

Brighter in the kit. The voice of the kit

10:59

you say was William Daniels. Oh yeah, absolutely. And

11:02

he was in one of those doctor shows. Richard

11:05

Bayshart. Thank you! This

11:08

is the only show in North America

11:10

that has had Richard Bayshart.

11:13

Booger, Curtis Armstrong. He has many roles. He

11:17

was amazing on moonlighting. He has a

11:19

good book out there, actually. It's

11:22

not about his life. It is

11:24

going on. King

11:27

of the Nerds. I was hoping to check it

11:29

out. Once again, Curtis

11:31

Armstrong in the role of a voice. You want

11:33

to explain what's happening when he says this? When

11:37

he says, we've got voice. Oh,

11:40

they're watching the video surveillance of

11:42

the sorority house. Of course they

11:44

are. Because when that

11:46

movie was made, that was funny. Do

11:48

you think that'd be okay these days?

11:51

They put a camera where they could see the girls

11:53

undress. The movie's called Revenge

11:56

of the Nerds. Those sorority girls

11:58

did something cruel. Well, of course the

12:00

big thing about March Madness, we all would agree, it's the one time

12:11

of year we have to search out TruTV

12:14

and find out where the hell that is. Also

12:19

Max has a really cool thing going on at

12:21

what you see, BHBO. They've got all

12:23

the games there because it's TruTV

12:25

and TNT and TBS. It's

12:28

Paramount Plus. All the

12:30

games are right there, so you can go there and you

12:32

can click on Windows and boom. And

12:35

if you have direct TV channels, 600 has four games

12:37

at once. Direct TV is dead to

12:39

me because of the series can, but it's fine.

12:44

And I have scratched out BYU. I did pick

12:46

Duquesne. And

12:48

that means that my record yesterday in the shoo-in of

12:50

the week from orangeinsoles.com

12:53

and March Madness was 2 and 2 this week.

12:56

There you go. Thank you, Christian. There you

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in the USA at orangeinsoles.com. Four more picks

13:05

today. All right. 2 and

13:07

2 so far. I really did pick. I thought you were 3 and 1.

13:10

2 and 2. No, 1 and 3. I'm counting

13:12

Duquesne. He did pick them. Thank

13:15

you. Do we have audio of that? No,

13:17

we don't have audio. It's how I

13:19

feel. Oh, the bookie says that's fine.

13:22

Yeah. That's what. That's what

13:25

show Hayes. The interpreter would

13:27

say, no, no, no, no, no. I

13:29

said Steelers plus 2. I feel

13:31

like I've been drinking. I

13:34

take the other two losses. That's fine.

13:37

I get it. Do it. We'll

13:39

see. All right. Coming

13:41

up in sports. Do we have any show hey,

13:43

Otani update? What the hell is going on there? The

13:46

more this starts to unravel, the

13:48

story for me is how

13:51

many different layers and you throw in nobody

13:54

speaks English. I

13:56

don't know what's happening, but I've decided last night.

13:58

I don't care. I don't care

14:00

if he was gambling. I don't care if his

14:03

interpreter was gambling. I don't care. I

14:05

don't care. I don't care. Can we play

14:08

Kevin? Can we come back? Can we play

14:10

Kevin? Absolutely. Um, but

14:12

the latest is his, um,

14:14

here's the official, uh, Shohei's

14:17

interpreter is being criminally investigated

14:19

by the IRF and,

14:22

and the attorney for his alleged

14:24

bookmaker said Thursday that the ex-Dodgers

14:27

employee placed bets on international soccer,

14:30

but never on baseball. Now,

14:32

look, if you're gambling,

14:35

which is fine, if

14:37

you're gambling on soccer, get

14:40

in a program. Okay. Well,

14:42

he's somebody. He's

14:44

Japanese, right? It's football. It's baseball.

14:46

It's big still over there, but

14:49

it's, uh, you're right. I

14:52

don't even know how to bet soccer. Plus

14:55

two? I don't get it. I

14:57

mean, how did you get goals when you bet?

14:59

You got, I have no idea. Anyway,

15:02

the IRS confirmed yesterday that

15:04

interpreter Ipe and Mizzohara and

15:07

Matthew Bauer, uh, alleged

15:09

illegal bookmaker are under criminal investigation

15:11

through the Los Angeles field office.

15:14

IRS criminal investigation spokesperson Scott

15:16

Villard said he could not

15:18

provide additional details. He was fired by the,

15:22

uh, Mizzohara fired by the Dodgers on

15:24

Wednesday following reports, uh,

15:27

alleged ties to an illegal bookmaker and

15:29

debts over $4 million. No

15:31

mention of the theft. I

15:33

mean, isn't the story that he stole 5 million?

15:35

I mean, that's, now they're

15:37

saying it, now they're saying, hey, take the

15:40

money. They said, oh, look, I'll cover this

15:42

for one time. I'll cover it. It's all

15:44

speculation. Okay. No one knows

15:46

what happened. Gotcha. Right. Then

15:48

they say Shohei may have been gambling. You know, it's like

15:51

you have an assistant with you when you become, uh, rich

15:53

and famous. And if you're caught with drugs, you give them

15:55

to him. Sure. Same thing. I'm

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18:59

hangover. And today the women's

19:02

bracket starts. So it's gonna be really

19:04

everywhere. Now, Tom, your thoughts.

19:06

Oh, just a couple of quick things. If

19:09

you don't hear the whole show, sometimes you miss things. Certainly.

19:12

And on yesterday's program, we

19:14

had a news story about the

19:17

so-called little rascals. Yeah. I

19:19

don't know if you remember this, Christy Lee. This involved a bank

19:21

robbery. And

19:23

we did cover this and I got a nice letter here

19:25

from Tiffany who said, you guys didn't

19:27

do the story about the little rascals. Well,

19:30

we did. And do you wanna just briefly

19:32

review? Yes, we did, whore. Hey.

19:34

Excuse me. Name calling here. Tiffany,

19:36

sorry about the whore thing. Three boys age 11, 12

19:39

and 16 arrested for

19:41

robbing a bank in Houston, Texas. Houston's

19:43

ABC 13 reported the boys passed

19:45

a threatening note to a Wells

19:47

Fargo bank teller before fleeing on

19:49

foot with an undisclosed amount of

19:51

cash. The parents of two

19:54

of the boys identified them after their photos

19:56

were released, while a

19:58

third boy was recognized A

20:00

point. The Harris County Sheriff

20:02

add Gonzales said the boys dubbed the

20:04

Little Rascals by the F B I

20:07

or now facing charges of robbery by

20:09

direct by threat. Or

20:11

Africa who was speculated doing today In

20:13

fact to the classic gag where they

20:15

get on each other's shoulders Milan for

20:17

instance it's and one when the moment

20:19

of the month old man and. Emma

20:21

and the notes said my son has

20:24

the on. As my of it

20:26

asks get even talk to read permission

20:28

to rub your banking. Business or nine

20:30

cents I mom and dad are we

20:32

discover that.mama that the phone store so

20:34

did a by sake notes from their

20:37

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20:39

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20:41

he did it once in a tried

20:43

it once yeah of that go well

20:45

hundred. Ah, In

20:48

and out of the other big store

20:50

yesterday and covered was the job. The.

20:52

Woman with the to services that are

20:55

etc etc that the as charlotte any

20:57

charlotte she is of to vagina is

20:59

actually and it's it's a medical condition

21:02

to womb cities of course on and

21:04

was ago only fans and I'm has

21:06

the following and she says. What?

21:08

Does have is dedicated to each of her

21:11

boyfriend yes, uterus died else As says this.

21:14

Year. I'm leaning towards the

21:16

actresses mean that also had that

21:18

or Charo. Like

21:21

she referred to as I could see: coochie office

21:23

measures are aware of that. At

21:26

all times you're talking about that idea

21:29

new Ace was shaking his head know

21:31

and ah right after that hoochie coochie

21:33

that was of trademark to see a

21:36

super to notre Okay. We're

21:39

yes, I live in Florida. And.

21:43

I listened you guys through nineteen. Ninety.

21:45

Two Point Five The Fox in Cincinnati

21:47

are her radio Thank you Sean I

21:49

was born and raised forty two years

21:51

in the Queen City, but now I

21:53

live close to. The. Landlord know,

21:55

nice. I've been here in the delay a

21:57

joke over the past several days and today.

22:00

I am very proud of myself. I called

22:02

out exactly when you were going to play

22:05

for the love of God bit. Once

22:07

I heard it, I almost went off the road laughing so

22:09

hard. I felt a part of the show. That's

22:12

nice. But anyway, keep up the good work.

22:14

Been listening for many years. Sean from Deltona. Oh,

22:17

cool. Oh, thank you, Sean. Do you know

22:19

where Deltona is? I do. Now

22:22

is... It's by Del-noda? The

22:26

Hatters. The Hatters.

22:28

The Yukon. When is that, Jason? What

22:30

time is that? Has he asked

22:32

Jason so I can look for... That's in,

22:34

of course, is a university in Deland,

22:37

Florida. Deland? Yeah. Why

22:40

do they call it Deland, Tom? Thanks for asking. It's

22:42

near to sea. For the love of God. We

22:45

know where Deland is. Oh, sorry. I'm starting

22:47

to feel insane. Good luck in talking

22:49

to Tom. They should have a sign in Deland for you. They should have a big sign as

22:51

you come in. They should have a big sign as you come in. They should have a sign

22:53

in Deland for you. They should have a big sign as you come in. They should have a big sign as

22:55

you come in. They should have

22:57

a big sign as you come in. Deland, near to sea.

22:59

Deland, 30 miles. They really should.

23:01

Yeah. 245 today. The

23:04

Stetson Hatter's take on the number

23:06

one overall seat, the Yukon Huskies.

23:09

I feel like the Huskies should have a color

23:11

in there. Yukon Silver

23:13

Huskies or something. Oh, yes. The

23:16

Golden... Something there? Something

23:18

to... You know, they can Huskies. Did they just ask you for

23:20

them from other Huskies? Well, the Gold Rush type. Is that the

23:22

reference you're going for? You're an Oakland Golden Grizzlies. I think that's

23:24

what got me. They upset Kentucky. We got a letter here. Oakland

23:26

U, is that who you're talking about? Robert England went to Oakland

23:28

U. Oh, Fred, Fred. We've

23:31

got voice. Don't play this whole thing again.

23:33

We've got voice. Curtis Armstrong. And

23:36

David Hassell. David Hassell. I don't care

23:38

about the Hoff. The other two, I should have gone there. Yeah. Why

23:41

did you go there? I'm not sure. I'm not

23:43

sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

23:45

sure. I'm not sure. I'm

23:47

not sure. I'm not sure. Spin

23:53

your wheels at Webster. Maybe you can go

23:55

get a graduate degree. Yes.

23:59

There We go. The I could say that

24:01

I was with Robert and Freddie and been bother

24:03

getting me through the greatest derek again as soon.

24:05

as one of the great things about this term

24:07

but you find out about colleges and universities you

24:10

were not aware of and like I'm I was

24:12

gonna ask you what famous person from Columbia and

24:14

of course I even like Jon Hamm. gonna curse.

24:18

John L. Awesome car Accident

24:20

L L L. His assertion

24:22

as an Alexander an Alexander

24:24

Hamilton asthma was a remember.

24:28

Just have to open. Letter

24:30

Animals are What a salvage. A sudden

24:32

needs to be clouded by one. Or

24:36

two age of the building. Of. Of

24:39

don't have a famous was Ohio

24:41

State? are many. Matthew Broderick? are

24:43

you? Oh oh it is. There

24:46

are many code for a. Young

24:49

kid. we could read here all day if

24:51

you want to go through distinguish. The.

24:54

Distinguish alumni out of every

24:56

Nord saw crap. As.

24:58

Great as they are. You famous as

25:00

I know how? The Eisenberg. Nope. Nope.

25:03

Jesse Eisenberg. That's right. Didn't I'm.

25:06

Old asked. The guy that was just in

25:08

Ferrari didn't either. Out That sounds right week.

25:14

Or the Ellsworth noise Australia out of drive

25:16

Adam Driver in the that I have I

25:18

think he might have he was in the

25:20

marines in every yeah. Okay,

25:23

prominent Ohio State alum Zoe go out

25:25

on I do and what do I

25:27

owe? These go deep. I sit there

25:29

all tape and looks like those tom.

25:32

Also alexander other some literary. Before.

25:35

You get your Archie Griffin. Well.

25:37

While July only two time

25:40

Heisman Trophy winner yes, continue.

25:44

Oh. Sophie Drax. Not

25:47

remotely like I'm Mark Cubin went I

25:49

you forget about all as we employ.

25:51

Let's discuss Betty a stopper right? A

25:53

good one will leave. Now you're gonna

25:55

Ryan Murphy's there's a lot you're gonna

25:57

leave Ohio State hang and with Sophie.

25:59

Jack is. What you got the first one

26:01

on this list she the inventor of the children's toys

26:06

Did you ever play Jack's I never

26:08

played Jack's never understood how to play

26:10

I didn't get it either you're

26:12

fun Just

26:15

craps for kids. No you're supposed to bounce

26:17

the ball It

26:20

was always in our stocking every Christmas, but don't little kids

26:22

with their plan to look like they had like a Okay,

26:30

let's get back to distinguished alums here.

26:32

Here's a good Jesse Owens. Oh,

26:35

yeah He's good from the Ohio

26:37

State University. I'm gonna cleave on little does his impression

26:39

of just I

26:42

did not know this one of my favorite. That's right now

26:44

Jesse. Oh JK Simmons.

26:47

Oh, yeah Great, okay. Okay.

26:49

He's going to college Now

26:56

we return to the sports desk with

26:58

chicken again March

27:01

madness the big upset yesterday as we look ahead

27:03

to more upsets All

27:05

tournament long Jack gokey goh Lke

27:10

made ten three pointers and

27:12

14th seed Oakland Golden Grizzlies

27:14

delivered the first shock of

27:17

this year's March Madness beating third seed

27:19

Kentucky 80 to 76 in

27:21

the first round of the NCAA tournament The

27:24

Grizzlies sent the Wildcats a packin

27:26

and coach John Three

27:29

pointer and three-pointer. Yep. He was

27:31

on he was on flag.

27:33

Oh Calamari

27:36

another early March exit

27:39

for the Wildcats Behind

27:42

gokey and some late shot making by

27:44

his teammates the graduate

27:46

Transfer gokey finished with 32 points and

27:48

Tony O'Reams like Kentucky with 27 Wildcats

27:52

fall to one in four is a

27:54

little inside the pad Whoever the comedian

27:56

is at comedy off Broadway

27:58

this weekend is doing Jackson all

28:00

the way. Those people are going to need

28:02

to cheer it up. You

28:08

know what I'd like to see is a stat. They have all

28:10

these stats when you watch these games. If

28:12

there was a way they could measure the blood

28:14

pressure of the coaches in basketball. A lot of

28:17

them just look like they're going to explode. Exactly.

28:20

I don't think, is there any sport where the

28:22

coaching is that active? Boy. I

28:24

mean, obviously in football you've got you

28:26

rest between plays, you're thinking and looking,

28:28

but I mean, basketball coaches are on

28:30

their feet, they're streaming. Has there ever

28:32

been a mellow basketball coach? They're

28:35

must. I think John Wooden was pretty mellow.

28:37

I think he sat on the bench with

28:39

the rolled up program.

28:42

Sat? Sat, yeah. I'm in

28:44

a suit. Yeah. For sure. They're

28:47

often well-dressed. Don't get me wrong.

28:49

Not anymore. I've been watching a lot

28:51

of basketball this year and I

28:53

noticed that when you said that, when

28:56

Freddie Huyberg's team was playing, was it

28:58

Nebraska? I don't know what coaches were. Yeah,

29:01

he was coaching Nebraska. They were saying that he has

29:03

that style, very quiet, very unusual for a college

29:05

basketball coach. Interesting. They all look

29:07

like they're going to explode. I'm

29:09

just glad they finally, about five or

29:12

six years ago, in college

29:14

basketball, took the bottom off the basket. That

29:17

for me really, really, really a claim

29:19

up there with those guys. Every

29:21

basket made, both of your guys brought up

29:23

work, weren't they? Yeah, the ladder wranglers, those

29:25

guys are out of work. Who knows what

29:27

they're doing? Changing my balls. I guess. We

29:30

got the ladder. We got the ladder. I

29:32

see. Now... Ah, their

29:34

pick. They took the bottom off

29:36

the piece. Now,

29:40

are we doing a second round of picks today?

29:42

Yes, we are. When is that going

29:45

to happen? Any minute. Do you feel

29:47

you've earned this right? Well,

29:51

here's my problem. I

29:54

would say no to that question. However,

29:58

we have a lovely sponsor. So

30:01

I don't think I can... And one of

30:03

our models around here is, of course, rewarding failure.

30:05

The ace has got to be joking today. Certainly.

30:08

Certainly proof of that. What are you trying to say? I

30:11

think you stated it pretty clearly. No hurry to get

30:13

to that, but we will. Oh, no hurry to get

30:15

to that. No, I was just asking. No, no problem.

30:18

The other upset, well, kind of

30:20

almost happened. Samford, remember we had

30:23

Sam...we talked about Samford yesterday. With

30:25

an M. Samford. I thought I

30:27

said Samford. Very clearly. I

30:30

think it kind of sounds like you're saying Stanford. Oh,

30:32

even in the context of sports, one usually talks about the Cardinal. You

30:39

know what the Sam...remember the Samford

30:41

mascot is? The

30:45

Bulldog. The Bulldog. You

30:47

know what the Stanford mascot used to be? Stanford

30:50

or Samford? Stanford in

30:53

California. Oh, prick. I thought you

30:55

meant Stanford because that's what you

30:57

said. No, he said

30:59

stand, Ford. Were

31:02

you listening? You put a little TV in

31:04

there. Is this over

31:06

yet? They're the Cardinal now, which is a tree.

31:10

As you might guess, they had to scramble a

31:12

little bit because they used to be the red

31:14

men is what they used to be. And

31:17

then they had a full-blooded Indian

31:19

at quarterback, Sonny Sixkiller. Remember that

31:21

guy? He was amazing. Wow. That's

31:23

a hell of a name, man. That is a great name. That

31:26

is a great name. That would be a great name for a

31:28

band, Sixkiller. Yeah.

31:30

I'd go see them. Six members? Uh-huh.

31:33

Would you have five? It would be one of those

31:36

things where it's not six guys. Like

31:39

Ben Foles Five. Like Pinkfola. Remember

31:42

that? Yes. Wait a minute,

31:44

Pinkfola. Which one's pink? He's in the news lately,

31:46

Ben Foles Five. Oh, really? Really? Divorcing

31:49

his fifth wife, no joke. Well, there's the five.

31:51

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He

31:54

folded five. He's gonna fold five of them. I'm a

31:56

fan. Hey, please don't talk

31:58

about things that are asp- operational for

32:00

Christie. What? I

32:04

am very happy. I

32:06

think we finally got my taste on the air

32:08

yesterday. Yes we did. Let's do this.

32:12

Your old dad. We'll

32:14

be right back with more sports. Okay. March

32:18

Madness, we've got world records. What

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got this guy saying this. You know I hope. Oh,

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33:56

When we come back, we have a revelatory.

34:00

letter regarding the uh... the

34:02

egg on toast if you

34:04

will be the book of the book of

34:06

the the eggs in a basket that's a reference

34:09

to the road we have a updates to

34:11

a lot of uh... and i'm

34:13

going to get a lot of uh...

34:16

from rebecca it's a good letter

34:18

when we come back this is

34:21

the bottom time show reaches toll-free

34:23

at one eighty-eight bob com what

34:25

or at bottom.com season anarchy

34:40

because the targeting

34:43

a letter while you saw all over their probably

34:49

want well

34:51

you actually for all of you this for

34:53

a right to the so-and-so came from hamilton

34:56

ohio yeah is that a school or an

34:58

area or Hamilton is a city which famously

35:00

put and members but

35:02

an exclamation point at the end of their name

35:05

alive enough the city a little bit all

35:07

right i don't know if they

35:10

still do that but it used to be handled it

35:12

but it was no they know they change it to

35:14

a question mark uh... i don't know

35:17

well bonnie ron we have been at least in san

35:19

antonio but go ahead the famous porn star came from

35:21

there as the porn star apparently

35:23

this gentleman is a fan of our own

35:25

sarah j if you know who's

35:28

prepared to get it you know if you know

35:30

if you can't research the origin of porn stars

35:33

that is a boring day well

35:36

or very big no

35:38

one one way or the other you mind your

35:40

own business okay so i'm a good they're both

35:42

uh... now i'd promise something we have been uh...

35:45

exploring and this is the end of the exploration

35:47

we've been exploring the the great recipe where you

35:49

take a piece of bread uh... you cut a

35:51

hole in it uh... with a shot glass and

35:54

you make a you'd be delicious uh... yes i

35:56

am thinking dear god please make a little higher

35:58

than a basket of cetera etcetera We

36:01

had Jess Hooker made them for us earlier

36:03

this week. They're delicious. I

36:05

highly recommend it. I think about egg and toast.

36:08

It's all it was. No, it's because they're cooked

36:10

together. It's like we're one plus one equals three.

36:12

Here's a great letter though. Hey,

36:15

I am a first generation Californian. However,

36:19

out here, we always called

36:21

it egg in a hole. We make

36:23

it more exciting. We use

36:25

a shaped cookie cutter for the

36:28

center. All right, so you make a

36:30

heart or something? Yeah, makes it fun,

36:32

especially around the holidays. That's something. Thank

36:34

you, Rebecca. Santa.

36:37

She's adding a little bit of pizzazz.

36:39

She's adding a little joy to life.

36:41

What's her name? Her name

36:43

is Rebecca. Stop listening, Rebecca. Tom, I

36:45

would say she's adding a little razzle

36:47

dazzle. Yes, a little spice, something

36:49

that your sports cast could use. A little

36:51

bit of je ne sais quoi. What does

36:54

that mean, Christy? No, the French. I don't

36:56

know why. I don't know why. That's a

36:58

great idea. I'm going to have to try

37:00

this. Oh, dude, if I had, I'd

37:02

poo poo this, but if I had kids, I'd do it all the

37:04

time. I can't believe you haven't already done that. I hadn't thought of

37:06

it. I bet you have

37:08

tons of cookies. Oh, my God. I got a huge baggie

37:11

with like 300 in it. Cookie,

37:14

cookie cutter? Wow. By the

37:16

way, Josh, thanks again. Pat,

37:19

did you see that bucket in your office in there?

37:21

I did with the bunnies?

37:23

Indoor snowballs. Snowballs? Yeah. Those are from

37:25

Josh. Those are great. It

37:27

was an extra one lying around. I put it there so you

37:29

could take it home. I did not figure that out. Oh, did

37:32

I? I thought I got you one. I got you and Paul

37:34

the one. Oh, I didn't see it. Oh. It's

37:36

in your office now. Oh, thank you. It's really cool. Instead

37:38

of snowballs, they're like these foam balls.

37:40

You can hit them around and knock stuff over. Wait, I didn't get

37:42

you an extra one. I didn't say you did. I

37:44

found it in the hallway. Oh, okay. I see. For

37:47

our kids. I have

37:49

two of them in my basement. Well, I got them talking

37:51

about it. I got them personalized, so we'll be able to

37:53

tell who didn't take it. Okay, good. It's back to the

37:55

support desk, I'm sure. Thank

37:58

you for the nice... compliment on my gift. Those

38:02

are fun. Here's your winners last night

38:04

in the top 25 college. The

38:07

March Madness. Iowa State,

38:10

North Carolina, Tennessee, Arizona, Illinois. Creighton

38:12

Tom, they advance. Creighton Barrels, Oregon,

38:15

Gonzaga, Duquesne, North Carolina State,

38:17

Washington State, they all advance.

38:19

Also Oakland of course upsetting Kentucky and

38:21

Kansas should have been upset by Samford.

38:23

I guess the Jayhawks are

38:25

going to take that win last night

38:28

despite the fact Samford won the game.

38:30

That's interesting. That's very, very

38:32

interesting. Wouldn't you say so Tom? Fascinating.

38:35

I'm clearly reading something else.

38:43

Sorry. Gotta get out. Hundreds

38:45

of people dressed in lab coats and white

38:47

wigs to help break the Guinness World Record

38:49

for the largest gathering of people dressed as

38:52

Albert Einstein. Not great. Seen

38:55

the picture? I don't care about it.

38:58

No. Oh it's fun. Something

39:01

called Salesforce achieved the record with a

39:04

total of 855. Think about that.

39:07

Sad people dressed like Albert Einstein. You know

39:09

what, you know what Einstein is? A

39:12

one-hit wonder. That's right. I said

39:14

it. Other than

39:16

the relativity thing and

39:19

the Roosevelt letter which arguably

39:22

Leo Szilard wrote it he just

39:24

needed Einstein's name. I think

39:27

you might be right. He's the rockstar

39:29

of physicists. No, he's

39:31

the Dexys' Midnight Runners of physicists.

39:33

Really? Did

39:36

he come on Eileen? Well he

39:39

did like to throw it out. Yeah he did. Yeah

39:45

this is cool. Salesforce did a cool thing. If

39:47

you look at the photograph. Sounds like a

39:49

commercial to me. Oh look at it. There

39:51

you go. Look at that. All these folks

39:54

dressed up as Einstein. He's the guy two

39:56

rows back I think is dressed

39:58

as Kurt Vonnegut. I don't know. What do you

40:00

think? Why

40:05

the random Explanation

40:11

for it Kind

40:15

of spoiled the whole thing doesn't it? Einstein

40:18

Einstein saying a weirdo in bear suits.

40:20

Is that a bear? The

40:24

costume is like a kid

40:26

in a bear suit Yeah, Teddy bear but

40:28

there's probably a reason for that. It's

40:31

probably the the people that bankrolled the

40:33

whole Are they are they sticking

40:35

their tongues out? Oh No,

40:37

that famous poster that famous. Yeah, you see that

40:39

famous Einstein poster He's

40:42

human. You know, he didn't speak till he was six

40:44

years old. Isn't that fascinating? Is that Einstein?

40:46

You know why? Yeah,

40:49

although he is a great MC I'm c-squared

40:54

No He's

40:57

the host he was one of

40:59

the first DJ's you didn't know that I didn't know that

41:01

could be MC squared This

41:04

whole thing Coming

41:09

okay Tell

41:16

me I don't know which one you're referring to There

41:23

by the way, I've got a nice letter here, okay, please

41:25

read it and don't leave anything out I

41:28

live in Sedona, Arizona What

41:31

about eggs and toast is it about what does it cover?

41:37

Yeah, that's interesting We

41:47

call it a hand bone halo Here

41:51

we go in the morning. Excuse me. This is from

41:54

Angela in Sedona, Arizona watching air

41:56

you try to have a conversation on

41:59

this radio show Go ahead,

42:01

Tom. She goes, I've been a listener for

42:03

25 years. Bless you. I've

42:05

been holding my tongue, but I can't anymore. What

42:09

in the good God-loving world has that

42:11

Josh been doing? He looks

42:13

so great. He's rocking it these days.

42:17

I want to have what he's having,

42:19

please. The way he strokes his beard

42:21

is really distracting me. I

42:23

like to rewind and watch. So

42:26

sexy. Wow. Okay. Well,

42:29

thank you. Thank you, Tom Griswold. First

42:32

of all, very complimentary.

42:34

Yeah, very nice. Very nice. Uh-huh.

42:37

Up until the rewind part gets

42:39

a little creepy, why did you feel the

42:41

need to share that? She

42:44

likes to watch Josh stroke his beard, and

42:46

she rewinds it and watches it again. Go

42:48

ahead, do it. I'm very flattered by the

42:50

way. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.

42:53

Very flattered. Well, Josh will be back with

42:55

sports. How about that? Why?

42:58

For all of you. We

43:00

have some more sports. Maybe

43:02

you can read the names of all the teams playing. Maybe when

43:04

you rub your forehead. You're the hottest one in here, you know

43:06

that. Read the names of all

43:08

the teams playing is what he just said to me. I

43:11

think you should do it. I bet there's a lady

43:13

out there when you rub your forehead. She

43:15

rewinds and looks at it again over and

43:17

over. If

43:19

they're playing the Bob and Tom Bingo

43:21

game every time Chick threatens to quit, they

43:23

have to do his shot. They're drunk already.

43:26

And I read the names of the winning teams last

43:28

night. You did the right thing. Yeah. Okay.

43:32

And why are you complaining? You were reading something else

43:34

anyway. I was doing show prep. Coming

43:37

up, we have a good

43:40

letter from the trucker Dennis. Nate, we'll

43:42

look forward to reading it. Josh, you missed it. I

43:44

came in this morning and these guys were talking about, they're going

43:46

to release all the old wordles. I can barely see

43:49

it. She was like, what? Yeah,

43:51

you'll be able to

43:53

play all the ones you missed. They've

43:56

done over a thousand of them. Well,

43:58

check you later. He's out.

44:01

He didn't at least. He didn't at least.

44:03

He didn't at least. He didn't at least.

44:05

He didn't at least. He didn't at least.

44:07

He didn't at least. When we come back,

44:09

Mr. Godwin, a song please. This is The

44:11

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44:57

welcome back to The Bob and Tom

44:59

Show at the news desk. It's Christy

45:01

Lee. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Pat

45:03

Godwin's here. Hey, Chick. There

45:05

he is over there. Your song out of

45:07

path this time, Tom. How about that? Hello.

45:09

Yeah. Hey, are you on the road tonight?

45:11

There's Ace Cosby. Hey. This

45:14

weekend I do a corporate thing. I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom

45:16

Griswold. You're not at the Rock and Bowl and I am.

45:18

That's where the corporate thing is. It's tomorrow.

45:20

Oh. This is wrong

45:23

in two different ways. That's nice. Chick, can

45:25

you see that one of our favorite character

45:28

actors passed away. Yeah. Yes,

45:30

I did. Emma McMuffin. Yes. Tom,

45:33

he's been in everything. He's been in everything. Yeah. And

45:36

particularly check out the movie Blood

45:38

Simple. Blood Simple is, nowadays

45:41

maybe it might seem a little slow but

45:43

it's totally worth it. Yeah. He's

45:45

as menacing as anything. He's wonderful. And a lot of

45:47

people may not know his name but as soon as you see him you'll

45:50

go, oh, I know that guy. That's what the Coen

45:52

brother's saying, the Blood Simple. He also coached

45:54

Rodney Dangerfield in back to school.

45:56

He was the swimming coach. I,

45:58

the diving coach. I

46:01

don't know why but I have not I've

46:04

not seen any of I may have ruined it

46:06

for you because I always talk about how much

46:08

I love it I've never seen any of Rodney's

46:10

movies. I've never seen any of Rodney's. Well

46:13

caddyshack easy money. Nope Meet

46:16

Wally Sparks. No, I have it.

46:18

That was best picture, right? Me

46:22

Wally Sparks Wally Sparks Tom is walking through

46:25

a big ballroom and There's

46:27

people dancing and he sees this one couple getting a little

46:29

close and you they get a room and then he sees

46:31

this Fat couple dancing and getting too close. He goes get

46:34

a warehouse He's

46:40

a rascal a Couple

46:42

quick things I'd like to mention that this

46:44

show will be on the road Coming

46:47

up next Thursday for the true

46:49

Major League Baseball opener Yeah, Cincinnati

46:51

the home opener Sam right? It's

46:54

always the home opener special edition

46:56

We'll be broadcasting from nation kitchen

46:59

at bar at the bet MGM

47:01

Sportsbook at the banks Hope

47:03

to hope to see you there Courtesy

47:11

of 92 5 the Fox and Cincinnati

47:13

see you there And

47:15

it's just a few steps away from

47:18

the front gate of the great American ballpark

47:20

That's coming up next Thursday. Also while I'm

47:22

at it Yeah Big show Charleston West Virginia

47:24

Friday April 5th will be doing the show

47:26

from the Charleston Coliseum and Convention Center in

47:28

the morning Then a special live comedy show

47:31

that evening Pat Godwin Josh Arnold Willie G

47:34

Jeff Osgood Christian and I will be your

47:36

hosts and tickets for that are on sale

47:38

right now Charleston West Virginia for that show.

47:40

I'll be doing the Charleston throughout my entire

47:42

act. Oh, that'll be a famous dance I'll

47:45

be very tired. Yeah, the leg thing the knee

47:47

thing Put your knees back and forth Love

47:51

that on the electric Amish Saturday Logan's

47:53

Port Indiana at the State

47:56

Theatre go see the Amish. I think they've

47:58

gotten their buggies up there by now they

48:00

may be getting all set. We now have

48:03

a letter I have to get to from

48:05

the trucker Dennis in

48:07

Missouri. Dennis thank

48:09

you for taking the time to write it. Am

48:11

I the only one that seems like I haven't

48:14

talked in a while? Anybody else? Yeah, okay. Okay,

48:16

well we'll get to it in a second. We

48:18

had an article that Dennis is referencing. He

48:21

said you guys had a story a few weeks ago

48:23

about how oxygen acts like Viagra.

48:27

I was in an oxygen tent for four

48:29

days with severe pneumonia and

48:32

yes Woody was at attention. Wow!

48:34

What does he mean? Thank

48:38

you for cutting

48:41

through the... His penis was

48:43

erect. Oh! Standing at attention.

48:45

Oh, anatomical. My Woody was

48:48

there. I'm a baby. You

48:51

think Dennis? I'm a Woody. Hey Dennis the trucker, why

48:53

don't you make your way here? Talk

48:56

like an adult. Show chick if

48:58

you're a baby. Stop talking like

49:00

a baby Dennis. Dennis of course

49:03

well known for the being the

49:05

North American mouth-throwing champion. I

49:08

don't know the kickboxing would have been for you.

49:11

Dennis in Missouri he goes by the way I'm

49:13

well now I was unable to do anything with

49:15

my erection. Yeah that

49:17

was an interesting news story.

49:19

Urologists have stated that pure

49:22

oxygen breathing it for 90

49:24

minutes a day would improve

49:26

erectile dysfunction issues but of course breathing

49:29

oxygen for 90 minutes a day very

49:31

expensive fairly dangerous please don't

49:33

smoke while doing it.

49:36

Well thank you Dennis for taking the time and trouble

49:38

to verify that for us. We now return to the

49:40

sports page. What do you got over there? Your

49:46

turn to talk. Now? Yeah go ahead. Are

49:48

you kidding me? Are

49:51

you absolutely

49:54

kidding me? David

49:56

Rush has

49:58

broken the Guinness World record for

50:00

the fastest time to put on

50:03

10 t-shirts. Oh okay. Boy.

50:09

Did he do this? He achieved the title

50:11

of the final time of 15.03 seconds. Wow.

50:16

David Rush wrote, now

50:19

we have access to David Rush's journal. Can

50:22

we have some music, like

50:24

some dreamy music for David

50:26

Rush's journal? I think that's

50:29

introspective. No.

50:34

I want him to put the plungers on

50:36

his nipples and try to beat that record.

50:38

Yeah. That's right, Christie. He freaks me out.

50:42

Weeks of practice went into perfecting

50:44

by technique. You

50:46

might think it's safe, but

50:48

the risks are real. The

50:50

last time I attempted this, I ended

50:52

up with torn skin blisters

50:54

and bruises. No kidding? Wow. Are

50:57

these shirts on?

50:59

I mean, it's not exactly bungee jumping. Yeah,

51:02

he might want to look good. He might be

51:05

nicer. Cotton? I'm just clumsy. What are you doing? The

51:09

shirts were starch to hell. On the day of

51:11

the attempt, it took several tries, but the preparation

51:14

paid off. Oh, this is

51:16

still his journal. Oh,

51:18

I'm sorry. My heart was not tired. On

51:23

the day of the attempt, it took several tries, but the

51:25

preparation paid off. On the fourth attempt, I had a clean

51:27

run, putting on 10 t-shirts in 15.03 seconds. It's

51:32

not just about the t-shirts. It's

51:36

about pushing my limits and showing

51:38

the power of grit and a

51:40

growth mindset. He's trying to

51:42

get the record for simultaneously holding the most

51:45

world records. So he's

51:47

on a mission. And his

51:49

wife has the record for

51:52

packing a suitcase to kick him out of the

51:54

house for spending so much time doing all of

51:56

his world records. the

52:00

record for dinner alone. I

52:02

gotta practice the t-shirt thing, huh,

52:04

on me down when I'm finished.

52:09

Oh, okay. I'm looking

52:11

at the video. He has him laying out

52:14

on the ground and he has to reach down and put

52:16

him on, but I don't

52:18

know how you get bruised doing that unless you

52:20

fall on your face or something. Well,

52:22

we've never tried it. Maybe you do. Get

52:25

a little bruised up. It's kind of

52:27

the opposite of stripping, really. Yeah.

52:30

Think about it that way. Can

52:32

you imagine going to a strip club and

52:34

they do that? It's layering, yeah. That sounds like

52:36

a Rodney Dangerfield joke. I saw a stripper so

52:38

ugly I kept yelling, put it on, put it

52:40

on. Oh, I love that. Huh? Isn't that funny?

52:44

Yes! Yes! It

52:46

is funny? I like it. Okay. Put

52:49

it on! I paid her to get dressed.

52:51

That's very funny. I

52:54

sent a new record for getting dressed when she said, hey,

52:56

my husband is home early. My

53:01

wife likes to talk during sex.

53:03

I hate those phone calls. She

53:05

needs you somewhere else. Right. Why

53:09

don't you tell me you have an

53:11

orgasm. You're never there. Yeah, stuff like

53:14

that. You're not a Rodney fan, huh?

53:16

I love it so much. I did.

53:19

When he's talking with Carson on the

53:21

couch, those are pretty good. What's new

53:23

with you, Johnny? He runs on a material and

53:25

he just looks at Carson. What's

53:28

new with you? Oh,

53:33

I'm sorry. Is that my turn? No, it's my turn, actually.

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up in sports? We've

54:49

got alligator. Who wants an alligator? Okay.

54:52

Everybody get an alligator. They all get

54:54

alligators. We got that famous bar, I

54:56

should say, Sloppy Joe's is in the

54:58

news in Key West where they have

55:01

the Hemingway contest. Also

55:03

we've got alligators. You said wolves,

55:06

a teeth. Cobras, lions. We got it

55:08

all today. Teeth in the news and

55:10

something kind of sexy. Coming up, this

55:12

is the Bob and Tom show. Jeremy?

55:17

Hey, Pat, did you hear me? I was

55:19

talking to the lingo. Did

55:22

you hear me? Hey,

55:25

that's folks. Hey, lingo

55:27

was the answer to Whirl the other day. Welcome

55:29

back to the Bob and Tom show. I got

55:31

that in six. That was a tough one. Yeah,

55:33

I got it in six. Here's

55:35

Tom. Lingo? Lingo.

55:39

No, it's a word. Yeah, lingo.

55:42

You speak the lingo, Pat? It's a

55:44

lingo. I thought that was slango. Yeah.

55:47

Slango. It seems

55:49

like it would be kind of a slang word, doesn't it? Or

55:53

a song. Hey,

55:55

just play the wordle song so we can move on,

55:57

okay? Oh, yeah. Do I have a wordle song? I

56:01

want to hear a different one, Pat. I'm sorry. Son

56:03

of a bear! Are you kidding me? You've

56:06

got to be kidding me. I didn't play

56:08

the wordle song. You set up the whole

56:10

thing. Now you want to change it. Honey,

56:14

you've got to look. It's too long. Time

56:17

now for a twofer. It's

56:19

the Pat Godwin twofer. By the way, don't forget the

56:21

Nazi Pat show that's on the wrong sheet here. The

56:24

Nazi Pat show. Very helpful. Take

56:27

this thing. Tom,

56:29

those are copied from his website.

56:31

That's all. That's what happens. Okay.

56:33

We've got it wrong. And

56:37

I can't imagine how many times you get it wrong in playing

56:39

the sheet. It's wrong in

56:41

the sheet. Don't rip it up so

56:43

we can't look at the sheet. I don't believe you. Pat, do

56:46

you have a wordle song? Let's bet $10,000. I'm

56:48

telling you now. Want to bet $10,000? I

56:52

would love to hear it. Why do you go to that when you know you're...

56:54

Never mind. Go ahead, Pat. It's

56:56

going to work now. The wordle song. It'll be great. I

56:59

got my... I got woke up, I move like a turtle, right?

57:01

You too. Wake

57:10

up early, slow as a turtle. Check

57:13

my phone, chick, do my wordle. Yeah!

57:18

Got it in five. Oh, God. Flush

57:20

the turtle. Pour

57:22

me a copy, hope the cream doesn't curdle.

57:25

Got nothing to do. I already

57:27

did my wordle. Maybe

57:30

go for a drive. Right

57:35

around 7, I go to

57:37

five-day-a-month with my breakfast coo.

57:40

I tell the boys my

57:42

favorite story. That time

57:45

I got wordle and choo. Wordle.

57:51

Wordle, wordle, wordle, wordle. Wordle,

57:56

my morning medal, wordle.

58:00

I play with my white

58:02

my hurdles For

58:04

about nine days I was girdle,

58:06

I look forward to Tomorrow's

58:09

world What's

58:12

underneath your girdle? I've got a guppy key, Tom

58:15

Maybe I'll get it in three I

58:18

posted a score Yesterday

58:22

was four That's

58:24

my daughter and son If

58:28

I get it in one Oh,

58:57

okay Oh, there

58:59

are many other reasons It uh... How,

59:03

let me ask you something Let's

59:05

stop for a second I

59:10

don't know if I want to know the answer to this or

59:12

not What's that? How, on a

59:14

scale of one to ten, one being the

59:16

stupidest Ten being still stupid

59:19

But Able to give

59:22

you change for a twenty How stupid do you think

59:24

I am? The

59:26

look of shock and amazement on your face

59:28

when I know the answer to something Is

59:30

really Hurtful Hurtful

59:33

and defeating and You

59:36

have been banging on me for thirty

59:38

some years What

59:41

the hell's wrong with you? I'm

59:43

gonna make you happy, though That's

59:46

impossible That is

59:48

absolutely impossible I'll

59:51

read this and then we'll post the photograph

59:53

Okay Congratulations to David

59:55

Woodell from Somerset, Kentucky On winning the

59:57

Hellman's Vocal Series Mayo

1:00:00

Challenge. He was

1:00:02

able to eat six cups of mayonnaise

1:00:05

in three minutes. Oh,

1:00:08

now let's go to the photograph.

1:00:11

That can't be safe. Wait

1:00:13

a minute, Tom. We

1:00:15

know what you're doing. Tom! Tom! Take

1:00:19

it down. You are a

1:00:21

horrible human being. Okay, you're

1:00:24

right. I am leaving. That had nothing to

1:00:26

do with mayonnaise. God!

1:00:29

You... I'm really out

1:00:31

of time. And

1:00:35

then, you know what will happen? You heard Chick today? Boy,

1:00:37

he was on one. Well,

1:00:39

boy, what happened to Chick? Why was he in

1:00:41

such an awful mood? Why can't... Oh, I don't

1:00:43

know. We were all of a sudden talking about

1:00:45

double amputees out of nowhere. I don't know. That's

1:00:47

right. The man in the picture had no arms.

1:00:50

Past what? The elbow? At the wrist?

1:00:52

Yeah. Maybe past the arm. I

1:00:55

had not been told that. So he... So it's

1:00:57

even more challenging because he must have... Just

1:01:00

stuck his face in this. A lot of slurping. Yeah.

1:01:03

I'm sorry, you don't like mayonnaise, Christy? No.

1:01:06

Okay. You were... I'm so mad. Now,

1:01:09

remember, I'm the one who supposed to be overjoyed

1:01:11

at all of this. I

1:01:14

think... I did not know that

1:01:16

aspect of the challenge. I... I

1:01:18

want to believe you. Now,

1:01:21

you're lying. No, I did not.

1:01:23

I thought it was really

1:01:26

unfortunate. I don't blame on

1:01:28

it. Hence the beard. Shaving

1:01:31

would be difficult. Pat,

1:01:33

we had a new story yesterday that

1:01:35

was really exciting about the woman that

1:01:38

had two cervixes, cervi. Yes.

1:01:41

And as you recall, Christy, can you help me enlighten me

1:01:43

on this topic? Yes, I can definitely do

1:01:45

that. A British woman who was born

1:01:47

with two cervixes, two uterus, and two

1:01:50

rhinos has revealed she navigates

1:01:52

dating with her rare condition. Would it

1:01:54

be cervi? Maybe. Cervixes. Cervixes

1:01:58

doesn't sound right. The 25-year-old

1:02:01

Annie Charlotte learns she has uterus

1:02:04

Didelphus when she was 16 years

1:02:06

old the only fans model says both

1:02:08

sides are completely functional as she Experiences

1:02:10

two periods and can conceive two babies

1:02:13

with two different men at the same

1:02:15

time and carry them in two different

1:02:17

wombs That's why she's currently dating two

1:02:19

guys but claims She isn't cheating because

1:02:22

she lets them use one vagina each and they

1:02:24

don't know about each other. Yes I'm

1:02:27

not cheating. They they don't know about I'm

1:02:31

cheating if they know does she tell the guy hey,

1:02:33

that's the wrong one. I bet

1:02:35

yeah Hey, hey, no, but it's the left left and it's

1:02:37

just a disk if it's only the two then she's not

1:02:39

into butt stuff Maybe

1:02:42

she lets one of those third friend. I

1:02:46

think we could even go up to four. I suppose She

1:02:50

would be plugged up Pat

1:02:52

you took the time. Remember she doesn't have to

1:02:55

You opening

1:02:57

exterior opening, right? It's one like a

1:02:59

like an off ramp inside the one

1:03:01

oh, right Yeah, wow, that's so that'd

1:03:03

be tricky. Yeah, you gotta angle things.

1:03:05

So it's essentially Two

1:03:07

up top and one on the bottom. Yeah, that's

1:03:10

why her nickname is bowling ball And

1:03:15

you carry her around Sorry,

1:03:19

you'd already begun strumming. Okay almost

1:03:22

heaven two

1:03:25

vaginas to

1:03:27

boyfriend better use a

1:03:29

panty light enough right

1:03:35

Use the left one fees the

1:03:37

right ones for Johnny who free

1:03:40

of disease like the country road

1:03:44

double name every

1:03:47

month twice

1:03:49

the pain Two

1:03:51

vaginas one busy

1:03:54

mama It's

1:03:58

fidelity That's

1:04:01

one busy mama. Thank

1:04:05

you very much. Now

1:04:09

speaking of West Virginia, we will be

1:04:11

there doing this show. We

1:04:16

will be, I should say, at the Charleston Coliseum and

1:04:18

Convention Center live in the morning and on a special

1:04:20

comedy show that evening. Tickets are on sale for that

1:04:22

comedy show. It'll feature Patty

1:04:24

G and Joshie and Willie G and

1:04:27

Mr. Jeff Oskey who will be joining us later with news

1:04:29

we failed to mention. Christy and I

1:04:31

will be your host that evening, ticketmaster.com

1:04:33

for those tickets for Charleston West Virginia

1:04:35

show. And now we return to

1:04:37

the sports page. Officials in

1:04:40

Tennessee say a fisherman reeled in an

1:04:42

alligator. Wildlife officer Rick Roberts

1:04:44

received a call from the angler describing the

1:04:46

unusual catch at Norris Lake.

1:04:49

I have been there. When Roberts arrived, the

1:04:52

fisherman had the four-foot-long alligator pinned to the

1:04:54

ground. I believe the reptile

1:04:56

had been illegally held in captivity

1:04:58

before it was released. It

1:05:00

was taken to Little

1:05:03

Ponderosa Zoo and Rescue, now

1:05:05

looking for a permanent home for

1:05:08

the alligator. Okay. Don't get it near Nashville. It'll

1:05:10

be permanently a pair of boots and a purse.

1:05:13

I think they do have a bachelorette party. Oh,

1:05:15

look at this beautiful thing. You think somebody would

1:05:17

try to pass that off as a puppy dog

1:05:19

or something? Well,

1:05:22

this is a low to the ground

1:05:24

pointer. On one

1:05:26

of those news segments. Hey,

1:05:29

today we go to the Little

1:05:32

Ponderosa Pound. We got a little puppy

1:05:34

to adopt. Look at this one. He's

1:05:36

looking for that forever home. He's adorable.

1:05:38

That's one ugly dog. Again,

1:05:41

probably with some Cajun spices. Be

1:05:43

a nice meal for somebody. How

1:05:46

scared would you be if you were just swimming in

1:05:48

that lake this summer and the four-foot alligator swims by?

1:05:51

I'd be scared. I have been in

1:05:53

that lake. Wow. Yeah.

1:05:56

Four feet. That's not very big. No, but

1:05:58

I'd still be... It could still bite you. I think she'll

1:06:00

bite you. And I'd go, where's mom or

1:06:02

dad? That's what would worry me. Yeah, where's

1:06:04

the bigger one? Yeah. I

1:06:06

see. Well, is that sports? Yes. Okay,

1:06:09

well we'll check in with Christy Lee at the news desk. Christy, what do you got? A

1:06:12

dog in Alabama with a box stuck on his

1:06:14

head has finally been rescued. According

1:06:17

to W- After seven years, they finally said, hey, why don't we take

1:06:19

that box off? So I

1:06:21

guess he's not a boxer. According

1:06:25

to W-K-R-G, the keen

1:06:27

Corso was frequently spotted- Oh,

1:06:29

wait a minute. Hang on a second. Hang

1:06:32

on a second. This is the kind of dog we were talking about last week.

1:06:34

Yeah, Ms. Pat Haslam and

1:06:36

Elise Adigaz of Corso. Oh yeah, he claimed

1:06:39

to have some, didn't he? Gigantic,

1:06:42

scary looking dog. Yeah, he was

1:06:44

frequently spotted around a youth center in Mobile,

1:06:46

Alabama. Despite its head being stuck in a

1:06:48

box, it was able to survive for several

1:06:51

months before workers from the local animal shelter

1:06:53

managed to get close enough to remove the

1:06:55

box. It took several more

1:06:57

weeks to finally capture the dog. It makes

1:06:59

sense now why it took so long. It's

1:07:02

a gigantic dog. Yes. He'll

1:07:04

be ready for adoption soon. They've dubbed him Bear. Oh,

1:07:08

here's a picture of him. It

1:07:11

looks so funny. He's

1:07:14

got a box in his head. It's so weird.

1:07:16

I know we've lost Tom. I hadn't seen a

1:07:18

picture of him. I

1:07:21

hadn't seen a picture of him. I haven't seen a picture either. He

1:07:23

has his arms, right? He's

1:07:25

got all four paws. He's not trying to

1:07:27

eat a man. I can't tell

1:07:29

from the photograph. It could be lapping

1:07:31

on man. I don't know. I had

1:07:33

to stop. You're so sad. Of course

1:07:35

you love to be there when they call Tom. Well,

1:07:42

then let's see the photo. That's a bit of

1:07:44

an objection. Oh

1:07:47

my God. Well,

1:07:49

glad we got the book. We always get those things about... You

1:07:52

read about bears that have their head stuck in a jar. We

1:07:55

get a lot of those. Yeah. Please

1:07:57

in Florida. The bucket heads of the animal

1:07:59

world. Yeah, yes, that's right. You a fan of that

1:08:01

guy? Right

1:08:04

now it'll lose me what band he's even in Buckethead

1:08:06

Ace. He's out solo Wasn't

1:08:10

some using guns or is it no no

1:08:13

yeah, he was he ever take the bucket off No,

1:08:19

he worked on stage is it like is it

1:08:21

a KFC bucket, isn't it? Yeah,

1:08:23

it's good branding. Yeah, I forget what

1:08:26

band he started Sorry,

1:08:28

well, let's move on what he got hold on I'm gonna look that

1:08:30

up Police in Florida

1:08:32

arrested a man for allegedly masturbating

1:08:34

after he was denied entry into

1:08:37

the famous bar sloppy Joe's show

1:08:39

you according to the Officers

1:08:44

responded to the report of an aggressive

1:08:46

and disorderly man and encountered

1:08:48

the suspect trade Jacob Delaney outside

1:08:50

sloppy Joe's bar the 28 year

1:08:52

old Kansas resident and Pulled

1:08:55

his pants down and had begun masturbating after

1:08:57

he was refused entry into the bar. You

1:08:59

know, they say if you can't join them beat

1:09:01

him No,

1:09:03

wait a minute beat it No, the man was taken

1:09:05

into custody on charges of battery

1:09:07

on a law enforcement officer Resisting

1:09:09

arrest and exposure of sexual

1:09:11

organs sloppy Joe's is the

1:09:14

famous Hemingway look-alike contest place.

1:09:16

Yes sure is Isn't

1:09:19

clothing optional in there or is that another

1:09:21

no? No, no, no, no different bar That's

1:09:24

upstairs. What's the name of that place? You have to go

1:09:26

up these it's a regular bar downstairs

1:09:28

and then on the roof Tennessee

1:09:38

lawmakers are proposing a bill that would

1:09:40

ban marriage between first

1:09:42

cousins The bill

1:09:45

would amend existing freedom gone these days

1:09:47

by deleting the language nor the

1:09:49

child of a grandparent and Substituting

1:09:51

nor the lineal descendants of

1:09:54

a grandparent and if

1:09:56

passed would take effect immediately upon becoming

1:09:58

law right so

1:10:02

you can marry your first cousin now

1:10:04

you can still fool around uh...

1:10:07

i got a angel sales are dropping

1:10:09

in tennessee you know love is blind

1:10:11

but sometimes it does result in birth

1:10:13

defects yes what's

1:10:15

up what's up web for it here and

1:10:18

there that doesn't really try to uh... have

1:10:20

some child will be a mayonnaise eating champion

1:10:23

uh... what

1:10:25

you're looking for also people of tennessee you

1:10:27

can still bang your first cousin i just

1:10:29

not married them listen are we a little

1:10:31

late on this yeah very late it's a

1:10:33

bit of a big there's a good a

1:10:36

common dot what this is incredible

1:10:41

first cousin marriages legal in

1:10:43

three states if

1:10:46

both parties are sixty five or

1:10:48

older wall that's interesting

1:10:51

now because all their yet again baby now

1:10:55

well i

1:10:59

mean really take us i just turned

1:11:01

sixty five i always thought you were

1:11:03

hot man wow

1:11:08

and i don't know if there was a right now

1:11:10

it's still legal to marry your first cousin in tennessee

1:11:12

right now it is the ones you're not gay i

1:11:16

don't know about their own about their gay marriage

1:11:18

what what if she's pregnant let

1:11:21

me tell you something you are

1:11:24

killing it today really

1:11:26

are and it

1:11:28

was right can't get that picture out of my

1:11:30

head bucket what did not know that there was

1:11:32

that issue all that yet i was walking down

1:11:34

the hallway and they showed it to me know

1:11:36

i thought it was because i look like a

1:11:39

skater what uh...

1:11:42

funny you unit that's it and i

1:11:44

didn't have it all of his arms

1:11:46

and i know i was i was i don't

1:11:48

even see the mayonnaise i didn't rell effort on

1:11:53

or overlying arisen

1:12:00

I'm insulted you think you're getting away

1:12:02

with it? I'm... I'm

1:12:04

insulted you think you can pull one over on

1:12:06

us? I don't like this fake shock at us

1:12:08

not believing it. I don't... It's

1:12:11

bad. You know exactly what you

1:12:13

were doing. Now I know who doesn't shave joke. I

1:12:16

like that joke. It's this flimsy

1:12:18

ruse around that joke that we're

1:12:21

just... Can you please tone

1:12:23

you along? But also, we'd be just disgusting eating plain

1:12:25

mayonnaise. No. Could

1:12:28

you eat a cup of plain mayonnaise, Jack? If

1:12:32

I don't have to look at that picture again, I can't. And

1:12:37

you know what? I won't have to look at it. It's right

1:12:39

there in my frontal lobe. It's like

1:12:41

you stared into the eclipse. Yeah, and there's

1:12:43

an outline. It's like a fighter pilot trying

1:12:45

to recognize you. They shut their

1:12:47

eyes so they see it on their cornea, or whatever the

1:12:49

hell they do. It's still there.

1:12:53

I see the shadow of my brain. You're

1:12:57

a horrible person. What

1:13:03

the hell? Back

1:13:05

to the lady with the two of a JJ's. Yes. Oh,

1:13:08

that's better. Did she have two

1:13:10

wombs? Yes. Yes. She

1:13:13

can carry two babies at the same time in separate

1:13:15

wombs. Isn't that wild? My different

1:13:17

fathers. My different dads, yeah. Wow. That's

1:13:20

amazing. Is that ever happened? Yeah, to time

1:13:22

that right. It has happened. Yeah, just recently.

1:13:24

Chick found it. Really? Well,

1:13:27

she had twins. Did

1:13:29

they arrive at the same time? I mean, could

1:13:32

you be... But they would probably... Oh

1:13:34

my gosh, yeah. Could you be six

1:13:36

months pregnant and two months pregnant? Yeah,

1:13:38

I guess. Whoa. Yeah, the way it's

1:13:40

said. You would have to C-section that. I'd

1:13:43

have to see any part of that. I'll

1:13:45

tell you what I want to see again. Yeah.

1:13:50

Yeah, not. Remember that great show with Danny Thomas? I

1:13:53

don't think Danny Thomas was ever in any great show.

1:13:55

Go ahead. Make Womb for two days. Oh.

1:13:58

No. No. He

1:14:02

had both the sand, by the way,

1:14:04

and a nice glass coffee table. What's

1:14:07

coming up, Christy Lee? Oh, boy, I

1:14:09

don't know. Coming up, we have teeth in the

1:14:12

news. We have a guy who turned his car

1:14:14

into a helicopter. Oh, boy, nothing

1:14:16

can go wrong now. Well,

1:14:18

if you've seen it. Sort

1:14:21

of. Yeah, kind of is

1:14:23

the answer. And we have,

1:14:25

what happens if you get a space rock? Yeah.

1:14:28

Oh, Pat, there's a meteorite. Oh, boy. Oh,

1:14:30

an update. Okay, this is

1:14:32

the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening

1:14:35

to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.

1:14:37

Even though we're not too much to look

1:14:39

at, you can also watch the show on

1:14:41

our YouTube channel. Hey,

1:14:46

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's

1:14:49

been really, been really something. There's

1:14:52

surprises and there's laughter. Yeah.

1:14:56

I blame them. Oh, I know you

1:14:58

do. I

1:15:00

know. You're going to warn me. Right

1:15:03

now, I think it's time clearly. Yeah. If

1:15:06

ever there is time for a palate cleanser on

1:15:08

this program, the time is now. Rules

1:15:11

and circumstances are deep-wind.

1:15:13

It's coming. Gary is

1:15:15

within joke of the day. I'm

1:15:17

trying to save money, so I had to get rid

1:15:19

of my tailor or totem. His services are no longer

1:15:21

needed. Oh, is that right? He said, fine. Suit

1:15:24

yourself. Taylor

1:15:29

was making him a suit, you see. That's

1:15:32

the first of at least two A.C.

1:15:35

Cosby jokes. Why stop at two? Who's

1:15:37

in for seven? Seven. I am. Fill

1:15:40

the whole break. Go. What's

1:15:43

that, Ace? Oh. How

1:15:46

did the dentist become a brain surgeon? Oh, you have to do

1:15:48

it right then, if we're going to do this. I

1:15:51

don't know. drill

1:16:00

slips. Yeah. That's probably happened.

1:16:07

Speaking of dentists, a new survey

1:16:09

offers some surprising revelations into the

1:16:12

dental hygiene habits of Americans. Okay.

1:16:14

Let's go around the horn here. Do

1:16:17

you have a manual or electric toothbrush? I

1:16:19

have a sonic hair, the electric. I have

1:16:21

electric. Check, McGee. The oral bee.

1:16:24

Is that the one that spins around? Yeah. Yeah,

1:16:26

yeah. That's

1:16:29

what electric toothbrush usually does. No, no, no. Because

1:16:31

they have, there's the one that shimmies. Sure. And

1:16:34

then there's the one that has the

1:16:37

circular thing that spins around. I know I've said

1:16:40

this before, but you don't seem to be doing

1:16:42

anything about it. You're really hard to talk to,

1:16:44

you know that? And I think technically the oral

1:16:46

bee doesn't spin all the way around. I think

1:16:48

it oscillates real fast. Whatever it is, I have

1:16:50

the round one. Ace, what do you got? Sonic.

1:16:53

The sonic hair? Okay. They're good. I have

1:16:56

a variety. I used to have the

1:16:58

Phillips. Oh sure, the Phillips

1:17:00

Sonic Hair. Yeah. Or it

1:17:02

was a black Phillips. All it said was

1:17:05

Phillips on it. Oh yeah. Did they make

1:17:07

a flathead? What

1:17:09

do you think of that

1:17:11

one, Ace? Add

1:17:13

that to the, no, the screwdriver joke, Ace. I have

1:17:16

a water pick too. You guys have a water pick?

1:17:18

I love the water pick. So

1:17:20

what, you go to bed at about nine, you sleep by

1:17:22

what, two, two, thirty? Jerry Seinfeld wrote that. Probably.

1:17:26

Pat, what do you got at your place? I

1:17:29

got both. I go with a manual more than

1:17:31

the electric thing. Okay. We got them both there.

1:17:33

Now, what do we find out about our survey

1:17:35

about brushing her teeth? A poll of 2,000

1:17:37

adults concluded on behalf of Listerine,

1:17:39

the average American forgets to brush

1:17:41

their teeth five times a week.

1:17:44

Oh come on. That seems to

1:17:46

be, and there's only seven opportunities

1:17:48

in a week. Well you, well there, but you

1:17:50

brush morning and night, so there's actually 14. I

1:17:52

was going to ask, are there actually 14? Yeah,

1:17:54

there are 14 opportunities. So,

1:17:56

that's not bad. What's that Tom? How

1:17:59

many times a day you brush? your teeth. Two. That's it?

1:18:02

That's it? You go three? Oh,

1:18:04

at least. At least three. No,

1:18:08

most people brush their teeth in the morning.

1:18:10

I have a toothbrush and a water pick

1:18:12

in my office. No, I brush my teeth

1:18:14

around. Has anyone ever told you you brush

1:18:16

too often? No, if you had

1:18:18

lunch you've got all that stuff floating around

1:18:20

in there, you got to clean it out.

1:18:22

Well, I'm a toothpick guy. Yeah, toothpick, like

1:18:24

Joe Pesci in a casino. I

1:18:27

like the toothpaste. Yeah, I do too. But

1:18:29

I brush, I don't brush in the

1:18:31

morning. I brush at 11 45, somewhere

1:18:34

around there, and then I brush at

1:18:36

night. Because in the morning, it's

1:18:38

almost, I have coffee almost immediately. So it's

1:18:40

just, you got all that stuff building up

1:18:42

overnight in your mouth. No,

1:18:45

coffee and toothpaste, that's a bad kind of thing.

1:18:47

Yeah, I say when you sleep with your mouth

1:18:49

open, isn't there some staff that like 15 spiders

1:18:51

a year go in there? That's been completely debunked.

1:18:53

Not just a year, no. It would literally have

1:18:55

to be suicidal spiders to do that. It's

1:18:57

like at least three a week crap, spider

1:18:59

crap in your mouth. Wow, I brush my

1:19:02

teeth in the morning. Yeah, I don't blame

1:19:04

you. Where was the survey taken? I

1:19:06

don't know where it was taken. It says

1:19:08

Americans. Oh, because it was British, the numbers would be

1:19:12

unbelievable. There we go. Those fold also

1:19:14

admitted to skipping out on flossing and

1:19:16

using mouthwash on average of four times

1:19:18

per week. Do you use mouthwash? Yeah,

1:19:21

I've got that combo mouthwash. Okay.

1:19:25

You mean combo? It's

1:19:27

like, you ever do bodywork on

1:19:30

your car, you take the two different things, mix them

1:19:32

together and then... I've

1:19:34

not heard of this. Yeah, it's got two

1:19:36

spouts and they mix together and... It's

1:19:39

interesting. You do nothing, Tom. Tom

1:19:42

confuses us and then to try to

1:19:44

unconfuse us, he uses an analogy that's

1:19:46

more confusing. Oh yeah. They're

1:19:48

not talking about. You

1:19:52

know when you're... Well, it's hard to explain,

1:19:54

but you know when you're waxing your boat

1:19:57

and you... about

1:20:00

it though what i i i am interested in what

1:20:02

the combo you take you will you do you do

1:20:04

body work in a car you take the the one

1:20:06

goop and then you squirt in the red stuff and

1:20:08

mix it together and then it hardens within three minutes

1:20:11

or whatever and there you are there's this my Russian

1:20:13

time to his mouthwash is to spigots and then they

1:20:15

meld together and getting a and so

1:20:18

that it's marketing where do you buy

1:20:20

that the drugstore i just

1:20:22

told me to use the purple and i use the purple

1:20:25

uh... maybe last year before there was stuff

1:20:27

in the restaurant or packets

1:20:29

into sides i

1:20:31

remember that the other than mature if that's the same

1:20:33

stuff but yeah you gotta do that there

1:20:36

were some unconventional oral care methods

1:20:38

that people claim to witness mccain

1:20:41

such as using a

1:20:43

washcloth to clean their teeth fascinating

1:20:47

that's better nothing i guess well

1:20:49

we used to use sticks now uh...

1:20:52

or using fishing line to floss that makes

1:20:54

sense to me if you got nothing else

1:20:56

you know what it i have done

1:20:58

that and uh... at once and

1:21:01

uh... i i had something in my teeth and i was

1:21:03

on the boat or rather and i

1:21:05

were bass fishing and i i

1:21:07

had to get the thing out of the irritating me

1:21:10

when so i use the fishing line and

1:21:12

then i went all that fishing line has

1:21:15

been has been in the lake haha uh...

1:21:18

clean fish no it was a real your

1:21:20

breath smell crappy haha property

1:21:24

uh... why is it still crappy always

1:21:27

bother about the anything that you it's

1:21:30

not the way that you like to

1:21:32

pronounce your a though i know it

1:21:34

is not a review fishing for property

1:21:36

the property and in our government

1:21:38

can't do anything right they could at least could lead

1:21:41

the dam's in the reps agree on this but

1:21:43

uh... property spelled with an o although

1:21:46

there was a i senator kennedy you

1:21:48

know about your regular basis not a

1:21:51

regular man in your uh... i

1:21:54

think proper the biggest lie americans all

1:21:57

americans when they go to the dentist says john

1:21:59

com they lie about

1:22:01

flossing. Oh yeah. Then they know. They

1:22:03

know, yeah. They look at you. Why do you

1:22:05

even bother lying to the experts? I

1:22:08

think if I were a billionaire I'd have a... First of

1:22:10

all, I love those dentist chairs. I was at the dentist

1:22:12

this week. You get in that chair,

1:22:14

I could fall asleep immediately in one of them. They're

1:22:16

great. Yeah, but I could just keep your mouth pride open. I

1:22:19

have to use little things they put in my mouth to keep

1:22:22

them open. Did you fall asleep? No, because I have TMJ issues.

1:22:24

I love that station. Yeah,

1:22:27

don't be TMJ. What's their motto, Chuck?

1:22:31

It's a TV station in Milwaukee.

1:22:33

Their motto is, mmm, mmm, mmm.

1:22:35

They're watching T. You've got a

1:22:37

lot of problems, don't you, Josh?

1:22:39

You're falling apart. Before you came

1:22:41

here, is it stress related? Yeah,

1:22:43

for some reason I was

1:22:45

sort of grinding my teeth.

1:22:48

Screaming into sleep, grinding your

1:22:50

teeth. It's quite common. No,

1:22:54

I think for the first 35 years of my life I didn't

1:22:56

know you were supposed to take care of yourself. I'm

1:23:00

bang for it all now. Don't you

1:23:02

love when somebody else flosses your teeth? I do like it,

1:23:04

yeah. I get nervous, though. Because they can really get in

1:23:06

there. I don't care for it. I do get nervous. I

1:23:08

don't care for it. Why do you get nervous? That they're

1:23:10

going to push too hard or something.

1:23:14

But, well, I'm just a big fan of

1:23:16

contemporary dentistry. I want to go on record as

1:23:18

saying that. It feels real good. Every time I

1:23:20

hear someone go, oh, 200

1:23:22

years ago I would have been a princess. No, 200

1:23:24

years ago you would have been a serf, toothless and

1:23:26

dead at 23. On that

1:23:28

happy note. I'm

1:23:31

just telling you, it's about time you face reality

1:23:33

in this world. Now, when we come back, more

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1:23:38

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1:23:40

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1:23:43

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1:24:02

back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at

1:24:04

the news desk. Hi. This

1:24:06

is Pat Godwin in the performance room. Hello. This day

1:24:08

is Cosby. Hey. This is

1:24:10

Josh Arnold. Hi. Hi. I'm

1:24:13

Chicken G. And here

1:24:15

he is. Smart Mouth is

1:24:17

the name of that two-part Tom Griswold

1:24:20

mouthwash that we're talking about. Interesting. Smart

1:24:22

Mouth. We know that you were talking about it. Oh yeah,

1:24:24

we have never heard of it. Yeah, it's got part A

1:24:26

and part B. Smart Mouth. They mix together. You use some

1:24:29

kind of smart mouth from

1:24:31

the makers of Weisenheimer. Yeah. Smart

1:24:34

Mouth. Wow. There's

1:24:36

a Smart Mouth people. Weisenheimer.

1:24:38

How about that for a product? Why

1:24:40

is that? Why is that? Why is

1:24:43

that? Don't get on

1:24:45

that bicycle about Weisenheimer. Are

1:24:48

you? The Tot cream. The

1:24:51

what? We have to work on that. We'll have to

1:24:53

work on that. The Tot cream? Are

1:24:55

you learning to ride? Horsebacking?

1:24:59

You need Weisenheimers. What do they call that?

1:25:01

Fromage? What is that called? Fromage

1:25:03

is cheese. What's the horse riding

1:25:05

thing? Crotch fromage

1:25:07

or something? No, no. Oh, drissage?

1:25:10

Drissage. Drissage. What's the

1:25:12

word? He's looking for a chick where you're in the subway rubbing

1:25:14

against people. Fottage. Fottage.

1:25:18

Okay, there we go. So you got them all kind of mixed in

1:25:20

there. I think it's time to chicken with Christy Lee at the news desk. Oh,

1:25:22

okay. That's right. Mr. Ishtar

1:25:24

Dene spent two months working on his

1:25:27

Maruti Suzuki wagon to make it look like a

1:25:43

helicopter by welding a rotor blade onto

1:25:45

the car's roof and attaching a tail

1:25:47

boom to the trunk. He

1:25:50

intended to rent it out as a

1:25:52

special attraction for weddings and events. While

1:25:54

Mr. Dene was on his way to a workshop to get

1:25:56

the car copter painted, he was

1:25:59

stopped by traffic. police officer sees the

1:26:01

vehicle for violating motor rules and

1:26:03

find the man twenty four

1:26:05

dollars what Christie

1:26:08

you know if he was driving the vehicle

1:26:10

at the time yeah it looks

1:26:12

like a minivan and then you

1:26:14

go there you go he's always

1:26:16

that's ridiculous it's fantastic it's red

1:26:19

dick you feel like a 25

1:26:21

foot tail on it

1:26:23

with a rotor it's better than I thought it

1:26:25

would be but wouldn't it be cool

1:26:28

to like a giant chicken limo you see

1:26:30

right right that'd be great you kids going

1:26:32

to the prom here we got the helicopter

1:26:34

limo well it's not gonna fly it's

1:26:38

just for pictures and stuff yes it's but it's

1:26:40

also shouldn't be on the road yeah if it's

1:26:43

no I think if they put a red flag in the

1:26:45

back it would be legal probably straight they'll

1:26:47

fall right off you trust that at all

1:26:49

I think India's demonstrated their

1:26:52

ability and put various technologies oh

1:26:55

my god still working on the flush toilet but

1:26:58

they haven't embraced the fork let

1:27:01

alone this is

1:27:05

let me put it this way this thing

1:27:07

is to helicopters what when

1:27:09

my when my beautiful eight-year-old

1:27:12

daughter gets her face painted like a tiger

1:27:14

at the fair that's

1:27:16

what she is to real tigers this is

1:27:19

not gonna take off a it's gonna know where the

1:27:21

size of very very very but it's funny I would

1:27:23

love to rent that for

1:27:27

an event looks like the cars were in a beanie you

1:27:29

don't think it looks it doesn't look trashy yeah what would

1:27:31

you do with it hey kids take

1:27:33

a picture in the defense he was getting

1:27:35

it painted so I bet he was getting it you're

1:27:37

absolutely right yeah he was trying to make it look

1:27:39

for all we knew it was gonna look alright just

1:27:42

the other day I was driving around here and and

1:27:45

thin my 11 year old daughter went oh

1:27:47

my god it's the chicken limo yeah

1:27:49

she was so excited and can

1:27:52

you at the cop you know the chicken limo

1:27:54

for I've been in it you have sure absolutely

1:27:56

what exactly is that does it have a giant

1:27:58

chicken on the top on the roof Giant

1:28:00

chicken. What the hell is it for? Should

1:28:03

drive around. Hang on one second. Lemos.

1:28:06

Arties. Art. Ah,

1:28:09

yes. Art for art's sake. Oh

1:28:12

hey so and so they arrived in a limo. Yeah big deal.

1:28:14

They arrived in the chicken limo. Now we got a big deal.

1:28:18

You're right. You are right. Isn't it? I mean

1:28:20

wouldn't it just let's just say you were a

1:28:22

billionaire. Wouldn't you get like

1:28:25

a really cool Rolls-Royce and put a giant chicken on

1:28:27

the roof? No. I might. Oh

1:28:29

you have to be. I tell about

1:28:31

having good taste. Yes. No no I

1:28:34

grew up having awful taste and if no matter

1:28:36

how much money I have I'll always be. Yeah.

1:28:38

You don't have awful taste. What do you got

1:28:40

there is a chicken limo. Look at that thing.

1:28:42

It is terrific. Yeah. Isn't that great? Yeah. It's

1:28:44

got it looks like Nessie a little bit. The

1:28:46

monster curve. Cool. Who wouldn't want that? Yeah I

1:28:49

want to ride in that.

1:28:51

Although. That's a lot nicer than the

1:28:53

one that's around here. Getting in and getting

1:28:55

out of a limo and maybe I'm only saying

1:28:57

this because I've been a fat

1:29:00

my almost my whole life. Real

1:29:02

hard. It's not comfortable getting in and out of

1:29:04

a limo. I hate it. I hate

1:29:07

it. Typically they have those handles

1:29:09

on the roof. I mean you

1:29:12

have to slide down a long count.

1:29:14

Yeah that's true. They've

1:29:16

gone out of favor. Now I know the big

1:29:18

black Suburbans. Oh yeah. Yeah.

1:29:20

Or Tahoes or Escalades or whatever.

1:29:22

Maybe take a Suburban and put

1:29:25

a helicopter in the roof.

1:29:27

Oh yeah you've got a Suburban. I

1:29:30

do have a Suburban. I don't have it right

1:29:32

now. Noah's driving it. No

1:29:34

Noah could put that on there. It's very handy.

1:29:36

Really? Yeah. Let me

1:29:39

run that by Kelly. Yeah baby.

1:29:42

I remember how I loaned the Suburban to

1:29:44

Noah. She likes Noah.

1:29:46

She really likes Noah. He's turning

1:29:48

it into a chicken limo. You

1:29:51

know take it from me. You use baby a

1:29:53

lot when you're talking to him. And then I'd

1:29:56

be Noah's new roommate. Don't

1:29:58

ask permission. forgiveness.

1:30:01

Okay. Baby, the car I bought? Yeah, yeah, baby.

1:30:03

Did you want to walk to it? Yeah. You

1:30:07

wear the pants in the family, right? That sounds

1:30:09

like a perfect idea. I'm here. In

1:30:12

any event, I think it's a cool idea to do a

1:30:14

limo like that. Good luck, sir.

1:30:17

Well, speaking of India, a man was mauled

1:30:19

to death after jumping into the zoo's lion

1:30:21

enclosure to take a selfie. Well, that's what

1:30:23

happens. Yeah, this happened at Sri

1:30:27

Venkata Swara Zoological Park in

1:30:29

Tirupati, the Times of London.

1:30:33

The Times of India reports

1:30:35

the 34-year-old man who appeared

1:30:37

to be intoxicated, ignored protests

1:30:40

from a nearby zoo employee, climbed over a

1:30:42

four-foot tall safety wall as well as a

1:30:44

six-foot metal fence to get into the enclosure.

1:30:47

Do you think that's like having a rum

1:30:49

ball for a lion, a drunk guy? Probably.

1:30:54

That's a great idea. The

1:30:57

man intended to take a selfie

1:30:59

with the 12-year-old male Asiatic lion

1:31:01

named Dung Par. The

1:31:04

lion soon attacked and those staff tried to save

1:31:06

the person. He was mauled to death.

1:31:08

Mauled to death? The

1:31:10

victim's remains were transported to a

1:31:13

government hospital. In a shoebox? Wait, you

1:31:15

don't just let the lion have it?

1:31:17

He's already dead. I

1:31:20

wonder how long he chewed on the four idiots. Idiots. Idiots?

1:31:23

No, this guy's a moron. Well, of course he

1:31:25

is. Yeah, you don't do that. And I feel

1:31:27

bad for these zoos. He had to climb over

1:31:29

two fences. They try

1:31:31

to make it as difficult as possible. Now they've got those

1:31:34

moats, a lot of them. You

1:31:36

climb up a moat, you want it. Yeah.

1:31:41

Wow. Did he get a good picture at least?

1:31:44

We'll never know. Oh, that's selfie out there. Ooh, the

1:31:46

video is. There's a

1:31:48

picture of the lion. The video is? The picture

1:31:50

of the lion using his selfie stick as a

1:31:53

toothpick to get rid of the remains

1:31:55

of... Is the video brutal, Pat? No,

1:31:57

they don't show that part. But it takes the lion a lot longer.

1:32:00

longer than I thought to go after him. He's like

1:32:02

looking at him like, all right. There's a lady who

1:32:05

knows all the glitters is gold. No,

1:32:07

there's a lady who lives in London

1:32:09

and her Instagram and website and the

1:32:11

whole thing is called London Puma and

1:32:14

she has a Puma.

1:32:17

And it's the

1:32:19

biggest thing you've ever seen in your life. The

1:32:23

tail on this Puma

1:32:25

is terrifying. Legal? I

1:32:27

don't know the answer to that but she's very

1:32:30

much out there and here's

1:32:32

my Puma. The thing about she

1:32:34

was making a sandwich and the Puma

1:32:36

comes over like a dog and is

1:32:38

on the seat and then the Puma

1:32:41

stands up taller than the woman is

1:32:43

wanting some of the sandwich meat. It's

1:32:45

all fun and games until one day when

1:32:47

that Puma remembers it's a Puma. Yikes.

1:33:02

Now if this were the United States

1:33:05

they'd sue the zoo for serving

1:33:08

the guy a beer or something and making

1:33:11

the fences not difficult

1:33:14

enough for an idiot that's drunk to climb.

1:33:16

I doubt that happens in India. These

1:33:19

are drunk friendly fences. You know

1:33:21

they are. No, in India they

1:33:23

probably do what we should do

1:33:26

here which is yeah that's what

1:33:28

happens next. Yeah, okay well congratulations.

1:33:32

But then every now and then you'll hear about a

1:33:34

baby who fell into a gorilla enclosure and the gorilla

1:33:36

goes up and picks it up and takes it back

1:33:38

and cares for it. Cares for it and puts it

1:33:41

over the fence or whatever hands it to mom or

1:33:43

whatever the hell it is. Those are more rare but

1:33:45

yeah certainly. Most often the gorilla would

1:33:47

just tear the baby's head off. I broke it. Anyway,

1:33:54

now we'll give me

1:33:57

the tea. coming

1:34:00

up we have a loose cobra in the news

1:34:03

we have a space rock we have an

1:34:05

old Roman statue and John

1:34:07

inkley juniors in the news today what that

1:34:10

misunderstood yeah

1:34:14

madman didn't he become

1:34:16

like a songwriter because

1:34:18

you know I've always

1:34:23

said to myself this world needs more solo

1:34:25

white guys and guitars up a mic did

1:34:31

he attempt murder or got it done no he

1:34:35

tried to kill he tried to kill Ray yeah yeah

1:34:39

but yeah

1:34:42

yeah but he's on the loose right how is

1:34:44

he out he's out he's done

1:34:47

he made it he did the crime did the

1:34:49

time does Jody know he's out oh

1:34:51

I imagine that there's I think he's really in order

1:34:53

of 300 miles you know I think John's

1:34:58

still pretty bummed about

1:35:00

hearing about Jody and

1:35:03

she's decided to spend your life

1:35:05

with you know what

1:35:08

strike two years

1:35:11

in this prison I bet he said

1:35:18

something not very nice and one of one

1:35:20

of his pretty well you can't see that

1:35:23

you had no idea is that

1:35:25

right I guess I'll go after

1:35:27

my other love Melissa Etheridge John

1:35:30

Wow

1:35:33

he's like Liza Minnelli hey

1:35:36

your gaydar needs to be fixed Liza you

1:35:39

can't keep marrying these dudes by

1:35:46

the way exhibit a and why never naming

1:35:48

a kid junior yeah

1:35:50

John Hinckley jr. mmm

1:35:52

okay and it'd be rough for you know who's

1:35:54

a great guy though who's a senior is a

1:35:57

great oh man man of the community really

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Yes, sir cooks that we

1:36:02

did at the activist church take

1:36:04

breakfast. He's always yeah, he's always

1:36:07

flipping bank a rear ironically fosters

1:36:22

This portion of the bomb a time show kindly

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features the following message Mm-hmm.

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I don't have the sheet When

1:36:38

you're letting go the but you have the copy don't

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you or Top a

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went to Columbia I

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bluff my way through high school chickens. Um,

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we're experiencing discomfort, but not in their backs

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1:38:51

the plate not still in it. It's really... I

1:38:55

feel like that was my thing for a while, but

1:38:57

now everybody's picked it up and it's wonderful.

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We were talking about cooking hams. Have you ever

1:39:02

cooked a ham? No. Have you ever

1:39:04

cooked a ham? Man, I've known each other. That's what I

1:39:06

said. That's why we have honey baked work. Yeah, that

1:39:08

honey baked ham. They got that figured out.

1:39:10

Yeah, they do. What's it taste like? Honey

1:39:13

baked ham? You've never had a honey baked

1:39:15

ham? No, I've never. He's just canned ham.

1:39:17

Sorry. You got me. The way you keep

1:39:20

things, you need ham jerky. Okay. Can

1:39:22

they bake ham jerky? Well, they make canned

1:39:25

ham. I've had salmon jerky. Sure. That stays

1:39:27

well good for a while. You've had what?

1:39:29

Salmon jerky. Ooh. Salmon jerky.

1:39:32

No. Salmon jerky. Other than

1:39:34

cakes, salmon cakes.

1:39:37

I don't like salmon. Salmon potatoes, you know,

1:39:39

patties? Salmon patties? Yes. Could we have

1:39:42

a crew follow Ace around and

1:39:45

have a new show called Weirdo? Weirdo?

1:39:48

Hang on a second. I

1:39:51

love everything about this. Tonight

1:39:54

on Weirdo, your

1:39:57

host Ace Cosby tries salmon. I'm making

1:39:59

bread with egg in the middle. Yeah.

1:40:02

Yeah, I think it was a shot of you. Right

1:40:05

there up in your face, Griswold. Good

1:40:07

for you, Spider. Now, I believe we

1:40:10

have something special happening right now. Oh,

1:40:12

we do? If you look at the

1:40:14

big screen, it's time to check in

1:40:16

with... Oh, he's got that Orville-Redenbacher bow

1:40:18

tie on. He has a Bender's combo.

1:40:20

This actually was one of Tucker Carlson's

1:40:22

hold-out. I'm tired of it. You

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guys, it's Jeff Oske at the Failed Dimension

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This is Jeff Oske with what you failed to mention,

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no. Pew, pew, pew, pew. A

1:41:01

man with the legal name of D's Nuts

1:41:04

was arrested in Green Bay and charged with

1:41:06

battery last week. What you failed to mention,

1:41:09

I actually know this guy. I

1:41:12

used to be married to his sister, Ima.

1:41:16

And I'm a nut. We

1:41:19

have a lovely kid together. Pigcasso

1:41:23

the Painting Pig died. What you failed

1:41:26

to mention, Pigcasso was laid to rest

1:41:28

in a pit of coals for around

1:41:30

eight hours. Your

1:41:33

man was delicious. LSD

1:41:37

may help cure anxiety, we learned. What

1:41:39

you failed to mention, it never

1:41:41

helped my anxiety. It did help me understand

1:41:43

why people like the Grateful Dead and

1:41:46

really appreciate a colony of ants,

1:41:48

but that's about it. Just

1:41:53

learned that people in the Stone Age

1:41:55

had facial piercings. What you

1:41:57

failed to mention, they had facial piercings and gave

1:42:00

you and your cavewoman attitude when you

1:42:02

wanted to split the brontosaurus burger. Oh,

1:42:11

I think we saw this Costco is

1:42:13

going to start carrying sushi. What

1:42:16

you failed to mention, I'm going to Costco buying

1:42:18

a tent and a sleeping bag and living right

1:42:21

next to the sushi sample station.

1:42:23

This isn't a joke. That's a promise. I

1:42:26

am up on squatters rights recently. And

1:42:30

if that doesn't work, next time Tom goes out

1:42:32

of town, Oscar's got a new house.

1:42:34

Yeah, I know where you live now. Try

1:42:37

to evict me and you'll get arrested. According

1:42:44

to New Orleans police officials,

1:42:46

rats have been eating all the

1:42:48

weed in a police station's evidence

1:42:51

room. What you

1:42:53

failed to mention and let me guess, the

1:42:55

roaches have been snorting all the missing cocaine.

1:43:01

A woman was arrested for trying to smuggle 21 parents

1:43:04

through customs. What you failed to mention, even worse

1:43:06

for the woman, all 21 parents

1:43:09

have turned state's witness. A

1:43:13

woman in Manchester said the world for being

1:43:21

the world's fastest window cleaner.

1:43:24

What you failed to mention along with the record came

1:43:26

150 marriage proposals. Oh

1:43:29

yeah. You can clean for

1:43:31

you. Women want a man who's

1:43:33

good. Could she cook too? I thought the microphone went

1:43:35

out. That was a... That

1:43:39

was a... I'll just look at the side.

1:43:41

No, you're the mayo guy was back. Your

1:43:44

headphones went out. We were cheering. Oh,

1:43:48

we learned yesterday that Tom loves

1:43:50

dodgem cars. Or as the rest

1:43:52

of the world knows them, bumper

1:43:54

cars. And

1:43:57

he loved them back in the day because he

1:43:59

could bully people. would wait for the

1:44:01

perfect opportunity to strike. What you failed

1:44:03

to mention, it was at that moment

1:44:05

it dawned on me at that exact

1:44:07

moment yesterday. That is what

1:44:09

all of us are to him. We're

1:44:12

human dodgem cars. He sees everyone. I

1:44:14

see everyone's hammer. Tom is having the

1:44:16

time of his life. He's just sitting

1:44:18

back in his corner waiting to strike.

1:44:20

You're all trying to have fun. Then

1:44:23

one of you gets a little momentum

1:44:25

and slam! He comes out

1:44:28

of the corner blind-sized. You

1:44:30

just laugh and laugh. There's

1:44:32

nothing better. That's why we

1:44:35

all have emotional whiplash thanks

1:44:38

to Tom. You're welcome. Emotional whiplash

1:44:40

is such a great term.

1:44:42

Finally, a 103-year-old woman

1:44:46

was taken into custody after she

1:44:48

was caught driving on an expired

1:44:50

license at 2 a.m. She said

1:44:52

she was on her way to

1:44:54

meet friends. What

1:44:57

you failed to mention on her way

1:44:59

to meet friends, what was she driving?

1:45:01

A time machine? I'm going to have

1:45:03

a look here. This is the new

1:45:05

day! I like the bow tie. I

1:45:07

can't give it

1:45:09

up. The bow tie might be

1:45:11

a lucky tie. I never knew

1:45:13

what to make of

1:45:18

that. The bow tie and suspenders? No,

1:45:20

the bow tie look. A couple of

1:45:23

newscasters. I like it. It's

1:45:25

classy and whimsical. I had

1:45:27

a doctor who wore one. Really? Kind

1:45:30

of wacky. Very smart, but

1:45:32

wacky. A wacky doctor. No shirt

1:45:34

though, right? Just the jacket. Where

1:45:37

do you go to get a good good...

1:45:40

Do they have bow ties where they have neck

1:45:42

ties? I suppose. Can you tie a bow tie?

1:45:44

I have a fake one. I have a fake

1:45:46

one. They

1:45:49

use it about one every five years. There

1:45:53

was a request earlier today. What

1:45:55

joke am I with it? I think it might have been for

1:45:57

me to hear something from Kevin Meaney.

1:46:00

Oh yeah, it was for me. Oh

1:46:02

yeah. And I forget why we were talking about it. I

1:46:05

don't care. Oh, that's right. This is just

1:46:07

a little something, a little conversation with Kevin

1:46:09

Meaney, and you'll sort of see

1:46:12

where this lands. Now, I'm not trying to overstate

1:46:14

this, but you mentioned that you enjoy Cocktail now

1:46:16

and then. Yes. Who

1:46:18

doesn't? Did you hear about the guy that did 56 shots? Oh,

1:46:21

that's a little bit too much. Well, he's

1:46:23

dead now, right? 56 ounces of alcohol. Did

1:46:25

he die? Yeah. Yeah, of

1:46:27

course he did. I had to. Oh yeah, there's

1:46:29

a lawsuit now. When I was a kid, probably

1:46:33

about 15 or 16, one of our

1:46:35

friends, Danny, I won't say his last name, he

1:46:38

took a bottle of vodka and drank

1:46:41

the whole thing down in front of us. Just

1:46:44

like, watch this, guys. And

1:46:47

just downed it, and then he passed out. And

1:46:50

then we put him in the car, and

1:46:53

we drove him to his house and threw him on his front lawn,

1:46:55

knocked down the door and threw him on the front lawn. And

1:46:57

his mother comes out, what did you do to

1:46:59

my kid? We didn't do anything. He's

1:47:01

crazy. You know? And

1:47:03

how's he doing these days? He's

1:47:06

dead. Time now for things

1:47:08

you learned on the AS Bob and Tom show. Looks like a shoot.

1:47:10

Did he die that night? No, he did not die that night. No,

1:47:12

he hung himself a few years later. Oh my God. Oh

1:47:14

my God. Sorry, everybody. I'm

1:47:16

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:47:19

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:47:21

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:47:23

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:47:25

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm terrible

1:47:27

now. What happened to you, everybody? What

1:47:29

a horrible, you brought me down memory

1:47:32

lane. Oh my God. My

1:47:34

mother's mine is to tell nice stories. Oh,

1:47:37

God, what a funny guy. Yeah,

1:47:40

that's sort of a shame. Yeah.

1:47:43

And you meant hanged, not honed. Well, now.

1:47:45

You're going to correct a dead guy. Oh,

1:47:47

yeah. Both of them. Correct is

1:47:50

correct is correct. Well,

1:47:54

time to move forward here on the show.

1:47:56

Yes, that sounds like a great idea. Let's

1:47:58

move forward. Now, can

1:48:01

we review our shoe one of the week picks

1:48:03

for NCAA men's college basketball

1:48:05

thanks to Orange Insoles? You mean presented

1:48:07

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1:48:09

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1:48:11

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1:48:14

in the USA at orangeinsoles.com. That'll

1:48:16

give them something to do. From

1:48:20

the east bracket, I like Northwestern

1:48:22

over Florida Atlantic today. From the

1:48:24

west bracket, St. Mary's, the Gales.

1:48:28

From the Grand Canyon

1:48:30

Antelope, coached by Bryce

1:48:33

Drew. The

1:48:35

Grand Canyon Antelope. That's a great name. Jason

1:48:38

edited that immediately. And

1:48:40

then the Nebraska Cornhuskers beating

1:48:42

Texas A&M and TCU over

1:48:44

Utah State. Those

1:48:48

are today's orangeinsoles.com shoe in.

1:48:53

Now, what was the big upset

1:48:55

last night? Yes, Oakland beating

1:48:57

number 13, Oakland beating number 3 seed

1:48:59

Kentucky Wildcat. Christy,

1:49:03

what did we learn about Oakland University