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Amy Considers Home Schooling Her Kids + Never Gonna Get It

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Amy Considers Home Schooling Her Kids + Never Gonna Get It

Tuesday, 7th August 2018
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I hope that your buddy and he's

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you're all

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right now time for a world premiere new

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from Jaco and it's called Down to

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the Honky Tonk New from Jake Here

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on the Bobby Bone Show. My night

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in the Hall of Fame with

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Stars. I walked my name

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Horsetatue in my hometown

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and I'm gone body

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babies after me and my not

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do down in history, but

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go down to the home

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and Bobby Bony. So

0:47

now you're thinking of homeschooling your kids, well

0:50

that was something that was recommended to us after

0:52

some further evaluation of the kids and

0:54

their schooling and how could

0:56

be really really good for them. So if you're

0:59

just hopping off with us, Amy

1:01

has two kids. She adopted them about

1:03

seven months ago. They didn't speak much

1:05

English, but they've gotten a lot better over the last seven

1:07

months. And you tried to get them into an English

1:09

speaking school. Yeah, and they're not ready for that.

1:12

So in the school was I love that they were super

1:14

honest and it's you know, I

1:16

really appreciated all the advice that they

1:19

gave and they wanted to help come alongside

1:21

us and figure out the best way to get these kids in

1:23

school as soon as possible in their school. Are

1:25

you gonna be the teacher at the home school? Well, I

1:27

mean that's what I was wondering. They said

1:30

that there's also these programs. But then I'm like,

1:32

wait, homeschooling, in my mind is he

1:35

said at home? You wake

1:37

up, you have lessons, you come up with the lesson

1:39

plan, you grade the papers. So

1:41

I'm picturing myself being the teacher, and I'm

1:44

like, I just don't know how this would work. Like sometimes I'm

1:46

gonna help her with math homework, like a

1:48

few months ago, and I was having the google things.

1:50

You know, Yeah, I don't think

1:52

the teaching gene is in you as far

1:54

as having the long term focus. I

1:57

think the motherly awesome that jeans

1:59

in you for sure, or the loving gene, but

2:01

teachers, it's a whole another. Yeah.

2:04

So there's these special homeschooling programs

2:07

that I was googling, and

2:09

I guess you just gather with other people

2:12

that homeschool and it's like there's like

2:14

a tutor that does it all with

2:17

everybody. How much are you really considering

2:19

this though? Oh, we're considering it. It's

2:22

not gonna like we may we're enrolling them,

2:24

they're starting in school, but I

2:26

mean they're they're they're missing a week

2:29

because we have some plans and school started

2:31

way earlier than we thought it. I

2:34

guess you didn't get into that one. We didn't get in to

2:36

the one that started later, So we have to go back to

2:38

a one that started earlier. And the kids are just sorry

2:40

they're not gonna be there. But do they know what's

2:42

going on? Like do they feel like their England wasn't good enough?

2:45

No, they don't know that. They just know. I mean,

2:47

I feel like they've recognized how we're upping all

2:49

the all the things at the house, Like

2:52

we've learned, we've upped how much how much

2:54

they've spend on their learning games. We

2:56

do way more. They're required to do that all

2:59

the time now based clean did those work? Yes,

3:02

they do. There's this thing called Imagine Learning

3:04

and it's so wonderful. If you haven't

3:06

checked it out and you've got kids, Imagine Learning is where

3:08

it's at and your school likely can give you a registration

3:11

to get in and out of it. That's what we do, Like a password

3:13

and stuff are they ready to go back to

3:15

school. Yeah, I

3:17

mean I think so they did summer school and then they've

3:19

had a little bit of a four week break where they've had like

3:22

nothing, and I think that they're like, oh,

3:24

this is this is America. Now we did we came

3:26

here, we did our whole school thing, and then now we're free.

3:29

And I'm like, yeah,

3:32

now they're like in basketball camps. They're like, wow, this

3:35

is amazing. But yeah, no,

3:37

I think they're ready to go back. I think once they go back

3:39

a few times, they'll understand actually

3:41

what summer break means and Christmas break

3:44

and stuff like that. But you think they're going

3:46

back to normal school. They're going back to normal school. But it could

3:48

just be for like a month or two till we

3:50

figure out this home schooling thing. Because thinking

3:52

about your son's girlfriend that he may never see if

3:54

you home Gladys, well, but we were going to go to a different

3:57

school anyway, Gladys has got to go something sometime.

4:00

You have to move on and Juliet together.

4:03

I know, sorry Gladys and come

4:05

visit, but I just yeah, homes

4:08

They said we could even look into the homeschooling

4:10

thing, like you can pull them out of school and then boom, we just start

4:12

the homeschooling thing. I just have

4:14

to do what's best for them to get into

4:18

a normal English speaking program. Good

4:20

luck, and let us know next week. Yeah,

4:22

well, okay, I don't know if I'll the ants free

4:25

next week, but I'll ask. So.

4:32

If I play you a TV theme song but it's only played

4:34

on piano, can you name the TV show?

4:36

For example? That's

4:46

Friends? You get the right, so no one

4:48

to write

4:51

your answer down. Amy Morgan

4:54

number two and our video producer Eddie all

4:56

have pins in your hands. That correct. Everybody, All

4:58

right, here we go. The

5:01

first one's easy. We're gonna start off with a softball

5:04

named the TV show has played on the piano.

5:15

Sounds like the real one. Yeah, I'm

5:18

in everybody

5:22

said, okay, Amy, the office. Number

5:25

two, the Office, the Office. It's

5:29

basically the same thing, except

5:32

for the Okay,

5:37

number two, get a little harder. Name the TV show.

5:48

I'm got

5:52

it. Okay,

5:58

that's the end of it. Let's go to Amy.

6:01

Big Bang Theory number two Golden

6:03

Girls, Big Bang Theory. Answer

6:06

is Big Bang Theory. The

6:09

Bear Naked Ladies made so much money off

6:11

this song, more than the song wait.

6:14

Once that show goes in syndication, they get paid every

6:16

time. Everyone involved in this show is baking

6:18

a long round.

6:22

All right, next up, named that TV show Little

6:24

Tuesday Music Trivia for you. Come

6:26

on, come on, come on. Here we go in.

6:35

Morgan up and Amy struggling right now, Morgan

6:38

number two needs to get this right though. It's

6:45

scaring Amy. Five

6:50

seconds. Am okay,

6:57

Amy Simpsons. Yes, yeah,

7:01

okay, Morgan, Ubo

7:03

and Spence Simpsons. Now

7:10

Eddie and Amy are leading. At one point

7:12

we got a couple more name the TV show

7:14

has played on the piano. Got

7:24

it? Okay,

7:29

got it? I'm in. I'm

7:33

in. Actually

7:35

think it's the name of the show. Yeah, that was

7:37

the hard part from you too, Loving

7:39

marriage, Love and marriage. It's not the name

7:41

of the name of the show. Morgan number two, I love

7:44

Lucy married

7:48

with children. There you go. Yeah,

7:54

to be fair. It was a song before the Theves songs.

7:57

That's franksin Frank Sinatra. I

7:59

love marriage, Hey, love

8:02

and marriage. All

8:05

right, let's see this one last one. Here we go to short one.

8:14

Oh wow, I love that. I'm

8:17

in. You may get everyone in

8:19

the right ending, dude, this would be amazing. I

8:21

think I got it Family Matters

8:23

number two Seinfeld Family

8:31

Matters and five

8:36

Buddy, it just got

8:45

Is this really your uncle? It's really my uncle? He

8:47

says that. But then sometimes I hear the place people

8:49

see the here like restaurants, think

8:51

maybe my uncle covered it, but this is his version. I

8:55

stop understand you.

9:02

So what happened to me? So my

9:04

husband got pulled over with my son in the

9:06

car, and my son just thought that the

9:09

officer was being cool and wanted to give him a high

9:11

five and a sticker because he has such

9:13

a positive experience the police officer in you neighborhood,

9:15

right, yes, because when he's riding his bicycle,

9:17

policeman pull him over all the time to give him

9:19

a sticker. And so I

9:24

was like, oh, great, what were you doing? What happened?

9:26

Because my husband's are a good driver, like he's

9:29

responsible, and I guess

9:31

his tags were expired or something, so it's not like

9:33

he was doing anything crazy or illegal with like the kids

9:35

in the car. But yeah,

9:38

I just thought it was funny that my son's The

9:40

whole perspective was that the

9:42

officer was just trying to pull that over to give him

9:44

a sticker. So did he get

9:48

now you gotta like a warning. I guess just my

9:50

it was something he my husband just needs to go take care of.

9:53

But he didn't like even write him, like the warning is

9:55

just more of a verbal like, hey, let's go take care

9:57

of that. But my son like rolled down the he was

9:59

in the back seat, rolled down the window and was like high

10:01

five, like, hey, how are you Did

10:03

he get the high five? Yeah, he got the high

10:06

five. The officer was really cool. That's good.

10:08

I like that too, because we

10:10

should feel that way about the police.

10:12

Officers are at risking their lives to save

10:15

our lives, and your husband's

10:17

probably in the wrong. He was because

10:19

he's driving around with expired tags. Here's

10:23

the thing debate around the office. Is John

10:25

Krasinski hot? Crazy? So

10:28

John Krasinski plays Jim Howard on The Office?

10:30

Yeah, and the girls like Morgan number

10:32

two things. He's hot? Is that your thing? I

10:34

mean, I think he's cute? Yeah? Do you?

10:37

Yeah? He's I date him? You date

10:39

him? Yeah, you wouldn't. But here's

10:42

the thing. Do I like him because he's him on the Office?

10:44

Yes? I like. I like his character and

10:47

I live in Have you

10:49

seen him now? He's buff

10:51

and he's ripped. Now he's like an action

10:53

here he's even better. Yeah. What

10:55

you liked him from the office. He was just normal.

10:58

What was his name? Yeah? Yeah,

11:00

I mean he's a normal dude. Yeah. And he's funny.

11:03

Yeah. Now you're saying he's ripped. Yes,

11:05

he's on the cover of Men's Health magazine. Ay,

11:07

look up John Karsnski. Now, good luck spelling

11:10

Karwsnski. Yeah, sorry, but

11:13

show her a picture. I think though that shows

11:15

you that. Oh yeah, yeah,

11:18

he looks like like a Navy seal or something. He played

11:20

a Navy seal in the movie. Is that what? That's

11:22

his body? For real? These

11:24

thirsts in the Eddie's

11:30

Old Man assigning terms he's heard on the thirsty

11:33

is when you're putting out something for attention, like

11:35

you post a pic and you're like thirsty comments

11:37

of like oh you're so hot. Okay,

11:39

I thought it just meant like I'm

11:42

not hungry for John Krasinski.

11:44

I'm just noticing that. For one, maybe

11:47

there's some photoshop, probably because Andy

11:49

Ronic one time on Men's Health or whatever,

11:52

his head straight up got put on another

11:54

guy's abs. That's

11:57

really him, because I watch him work out with the rock too. He

12:00

works out with the block. Yeah, yeah, there's a video

12:02

they're working on Instagram. You ever watch

12:04

workout show like hard

12:07

Work paste off. You two

12:09

can look like John Krasinski, is what you're saying. I

12:11

hope I'm a bit in that same

12:14

veins. Here's my thing with you, though, Like

12:17

you work hard, You're in the gym every

12:19

day, But I'm not working from straight muscle. You're

12:21

not trying I'm more going to stay thin a

12:24

little bit muscle. It's a different kind of workout then

12:26

if I wanted to listen, there are times where I was one seventy and

12:28

was pretty thick. Yeah, but I

12:30

remember those days. I'm not. I'm doing

12:33

a lot of cardio. Now you're trying to be lean,

12:35

but super lean with a little bit of muscle, because

12:38

tv ya, how do you engage that little

12:40

bit of muscle? You know? Like, how do you know you've got too much?

12:42

Too little? My pants size it

12:45

because I'm consistently at a thirty one

12:47

and sometimes I dip into a thirty and I could have been a twenty

12:49

nine. But yeah, you just can't

12:51

want to pants anymore. But you know the guy from

12:54

a muscle No, I'm good. I can see

12:56

it from here. Man, thank you you got big muscles. I

12:59

guess in your book cover what what was your question?

13:02

Just like if anyone can look like John

13:04

Krasinski, like you can, but

13:06

I don't think anyone can. Well that's what they

13:09

said. Genetically, you have to be a body type that can

13:11

take muscle. They can. Your body

13:13

is to process certain food certain ways. You gotta have the means

13:15

to do at the time to do it. That's all a

13:17

thing. Um. But then

13:21

oh he wasn't. He had a bad haircut.

13:24

He's goofy man from the office. Now

13:27

he's got a beard and he's real manly.

13:30

That does it too, That does a lot. Yeah, you have to keep

13:32

up. Yeah, so John Krasinski, you guys are

13:35

ye's on him. Yeah. But my point

13:37

to this was it shows you that women can

13:39

And this is really just a

13:41

metaphor for life, that you can

13:43

see a guy that you don't think attractive and fall for

13:45

him over a course of time because you see his personality.

13:48

Even though he's written character, they've still fallen character.

13:52

Right, So you can write your own character, fake

13:54

it to a girl, make her like you, then you

13:56

got her. Not a bad idea, hope

13:59

for all you is out there all you

14:01

guys, Eddie, why do you always hate a puple's body so

14:03

much? Well, because you all hate on mine. You

14:06

always bring up and you guys talk about how bad

14:09

the dad body, and you're the one who brings it up,

14:11

and then we comment on it and everybody else actually on your team.

14:13

And and why when we just can't

14:16

give our opinion on John cuisincy are we suddenly

14:18

thirsty? Yeah, he's very

14:20

judgmental. Yes, okay,

14:25

Raymond no in for lunchbox doing

14:27

the bone Head this morning? Right? Yeah. This story

14:29

comes from Raleigh, North Carolina. A seventy

14:32

four year old guy. He was having some issues with his

14:34

iPhone. He couldn't get it to work, so he drove to the Rising

14:36

store. That's pretty normal thing, but it was

14:38

closed. He did see some employees

14:40

in there, so he rammed his vehicle

14:43

into the storefront to get their attention and to open

14:45

the door. He caused thousands in damage

14:48

and he has now been charged with assault with a deadly

14:50

weapon and he's going to jail. Sometimes

14:52

you just got to get someone's attention. Now, you don't that

14:56

don't phone wasn't working? If ye?

15:00

We sure he's old? He just didn't hit the gas. Always said

15:02

he was old. I mean, I mean those old people though,

15:04

sometimes don't put it up. They think they're

15:06

having reverse, but they don't have it in drive

15:08

and they don't need a boom. And then now the store. But

15:10

they said he was frustrated, So it makes sense

15:12

that he did that. I mean, he probably did. But

15:15

that's no way that would be fun

15:17

to drop a carner to a building though right acting glass

15:19

part of it. Wouldn't that kind of be fun once to

15:22

drive it into it? I guess so you

15:24

don't think so, I mean, I don't don't have the urge to do that. No,

15:26

Now this guy is going to spend some time in the

15:29

clink. Maybe he's always had that urge,

15:31

Bobby, Maybe maybe when you hit seventy

15:33

y're like, I don't care. All right, thank you, Raimundo.

15:39

It's time for the good news. Over

15:45

to Morgan number two filling it for lunchbox.

15:48

So, a retired marine has been helping with

15:50

the wildfires in California, and

15:52

he's not only helped save dozens of people's

15:54

horses with his trailer, but he also pulled

15:57

a guy out of his house that was on fire and

15:59

saved his American flag. Wow,

16:01

and the flag flag in there too.

16:04

That's good. He's dropping

16:06

around the horse trailer saving people. Yeah, he's saving their

16:08

horses for him so he can help them

16:10

take care of their animals not have to worry

16:12

about that part of it. Man. That's good. Thank

16:14

you very much. That was tell me something

16:16

good. The

16:20

sexiest and unsexiest jobs

16:23

for guys. Where you want to start?

16:25

Un sexist? Yah, start negative?

16:27

First TV producer.

16:30

Wow, that's what I was. That's

16:32

unsexy way yeah,

16:35

odd hours, unhealthy lifestyle. They

16:37

don't care what they look like. That was me. Do you feel

16:39

like that's translated though I've

16:42

chobed hours, don't care what you look like? You

16:44

think that's still me. I'm just asking. I

16:47

think I'm sexy. That

16:50

was definitely me, though, don't give a crap like

16:52

unhealthy. Yes, trash collector

16:55

on sexiest job number two on the list for

16:57

guys. They're smelly. That's why because

17:00

I imagine you work at a barbecue place and you us not like

17:02

barbecue every night. Yeah, you get the same effect

17:04

if you work with trash all the time. It's not like garbage.

17:07

And number one a toe truck driver because

17:10

you have to develop a mean and rude

17:12

sensibility because it's

17:14

always happening, and so that stays with you. It's not so much

17:16

about the actual job, but about

17:19

what happens to your personality because you're always in

17:21

it. Yeah, those guys, they're getting a bad

17:23

rap. I know. It's like we all hate

17:25

until our car breaks down and we

17:27

need them. One kind of robbed

17:29

me though. I was just barely on the line and they got me. Dude.

17:32

The worst is when they're already in the process of towing.

17:35

There's not gonna I don't think they've got a bad rap, you

17:38

don't. I think there's some good

17:40

ones, some bad ones. But I think they

17:42

have to go and find cars that need to

17:44

be told and people hire them become police are That's

17:46

true, They're not the bad dudes. We just don't like

17:48

them. I'm torn hot.

17:51

That's a tough place to be, like a repo man.

17:54

Yeah, just doing his job. Man. Uh.

17:56

Sexiest jobs psychiatrist.

17:59

No, can you imagineating a psychiatrist? Psychologist

18:02

and everything you do, they're judging, you know, they're

18:04

doing that. Well educated,

18:06

well spoken, and patient. A lawyer is

18:08

number two. Sexiest men high confidence,

18:11

high income. Okay,

18:14

I can see that, and then number once a doctor

18:17

high income and TV shows have glamorized and

18:20

anytime you've got anything wrong, they can help diagnose

18:22

you. And I mean not anything,

18:24

but they probably know a friend who died. But

18:26

yes, no, I feel like we have a doctor friend. I could pretty much

18:28

call him about anything and he's got an answer for me. Yeah.

18:31

Yeah, it's awesome. I'm like, Golley,

18:34

your wife is so lucky, and she's

18:36

like, Nah, it

18:38

doesn't matter who you're married to and what they do, you

18:40

still get tired of it. Is that right?

18:43

Yeah? I know that I've never been married. What's

18:48

the one thing you said you would never do that

18:50

you did in your life. I'm curious. I

18:52

was reading the article about that how most people end up going.

18:54

Yeah, I said I'd never do it, but I did it. So

18:57

around the room, I'll go first a skydiving.

19:00

Oh yeah, I still have no interest to do it again.

19:02

Ever hated it, but I did it, and

19:05

I did it. I wrote in my book why I did it. It was a reason that I

19:07

kind of made a deal with God. That's a good

19:09

reason, thank you. But I said I would never go

19:11

skydiving and I did, so

19:13

that's mine. Amy, you get a tattoo,

19:16

and now I have too, and I want a

19:18

third. You're right, I said that about myself

19:20

too, and I have three. Ish,

19:24

I'm gonna get another one. Rebels, Yeah,

19:26

we're just kind of we're bad as man. You

19:28

are rebels out of cause, out of the bone. Now

19:30

we'll rebels with the cause. So we're kind of weaker than that.

19:33

Yeah, you all definitely have a cause. Causes were

19:36

rebels, but we have causeuse. That's

19:39

good and tattoo. Okay, let's

19:41

go over to Eddie, our video producer. What's the one thing

19:43

that you said you would never do that you did. I'm not really proud

19:45

of this because I always said I was never gonna do household

19:48

chores. Why would you say you would never do because

19:50

I wasn't raised like that. My dad didn't do anything

19:52

around the house. I was like, I'm never gonna wash dishes,

19:55

and man, every night, I guess who washes

19:57

dishes in this house? This is like an

19:59

Eddie humble No, it's not just turned this into

20:01

a humble brag. Look at wow,

20:04

even Edie can turn this segment into look

20:06

at how good I am. I'm telling that

20:11

they totally did not agree with him. Number

20:13

two, what about you? What's the one thing you said you would never do? I

20:15

said I want to move home after college, and

20:18

I did back into the house. Yeah. Interesting,

20:21

So you went to Kansas Kansas

20:24

State. Yeah, and then he

20:26

said, oh, I'm done. Was

20:29

it kind of having to swallow your own pride

20:31

to make that call? Yeah? I just felt

20:33

bad. I wanted to make my parents proud and not move

20:35

back in, and I did. It was only

20:37

ten months and then I got a job in Nashville,

20:40

so it didn't last long. But yeah, I

20:42

felt bad. Do you think they weren't as proud of you?

20:45

No? I think it's just in my head that

20:48

that was a failure. Did you go back

20:50

into your old bedroom? Yeah? It

20:53

was still pink and lime from school.

20:57

You didn't change it. No, they changed it after

20:59

I left, So they

21:02

got to be proud of you now though. Look at you, I

21:05

think it's running all the digital on

21:07

the air. Look at her. I'm proud

21:09

of you. Thanks. RAYMONDO.

21:12

What's the one thing you said you'd never do that you did? Raymond is our

21:14

glassroom producer audio producer. Go ahead, Yeah,

21:16

I said I would never never be

21:18

that guy that wears cowboy boots.

21:21

All my buddies did it because they're from Texas, and I'm

21:23

like, no, you wear shoes. You wear nice

21:25

little style is shoes to the clubs. You never wear

21:27

cowboy boots. Well, every weekend,

21:30

boys, I put on the cowboy he

21:35

does. He wears his boat does on Saturdays.

21:38

Yeah, yeah, I have another one too. But man,

21:40

I never thought do laundry.

21:42

But sometimes never thought i'd

21:44

be still loving father. I

21:47

thought people get annoyed with you, stop it, and that's

21:49

why no one gets annoyed with me. Yeah,

21:55

never gonna get it. You got a good one

21:58

half a minnu of falling asleep

22:00

while doing this. It's

22:04

funny to watch for people's minds because Eddie's

22:06

goes right to the gutter and Amy's doesn't even know where the gutter

22:08

is. Amy's looking like, I wonder what it can

22:10

be going to be church. I mean, it's

22:12

funny how you guys did cross my mind? But

22:15

I have I have my answer. Fifty

22:17

percent of men have fallen asleep while doing

22:19

this. You're never gonna get it.

22:25

Let's let Amy try to spoil it. Amy at

22:27

a wedding. They've fallen asleep while going

22:29

to a wedding, Show me

22:31

wedding. I

22:33

don't have anything yet. Okay, hold

22:35

it. I'm gonna play this song and me take another guest

22:37

too, and second I'll play the song We'll come back. Never gonna

22:39

get it, So

22:42

let me get into this. Here of

22:44

men have fallen asleep while doing this eddie

22:51

while their significant other is talking. Oh,

22:55

just just the guest here. Ain't

23:01

you been married for um

23:03

eleven years? Eleven years? And

23:06

your answer is watching

23:09

like a girl, movie, girl

23:11

movies, the girl, show me a girl watching

23:13

a girl. My mate Morgan

23:17

number two, not married, twenty four years old.

23:19

How you feel about this? I'm

23:21

gonna go with working out following

23:24

working out weird interesting half a min

23:27

show me working out? That

23:29

might have been the donbest one. It was easy, don't

23:31

sorry, don't never gonna get a shame her. The

23:35

answer is getting you a haircut? Oh really,

23:38

I've never done that? You bones? No,

23:40

because I'm in and out, man, are

23:42

you? Yes? Like I go in,

23:45

I could see I get

23:47

out difficult guy. Yes, then

23:50

I'd go home, go to sleep. Good

23:54

here guess it happened her? Yeah, there you go, Thank

23:56

you very much. John's

24:02

what happened with you. So this

24:05

woman was waving her arms like crazy

24:07

as I was driving by in this neighborhood

24:10

and neighborhood, a neighborhood, just

24:12

a neighborhood. Yeah, And I didn't even really know what

24:14

was going there. I was going extra slow. I would say, normally

24:17

I'm like above the speed limit, but

24:19

I was, well, I was below the speed limit.

24:21

But anyway, I didn't know why she was waving her arms

24:23

like crazy. So I rolled down my window and I'm like

24:26

yeah, and she's like, you need to slow

24:28

down. So she yells at you to

24:31

pull over, and she wanted me to slow down,

24:33

and I said, I'm not speeding,

24:36

ma'am, like I'm not speeding, and

24:39

also she's not the police. But anyways, it

24:41

was her neighborhood. So she told

24:43

me. She said, well, here's the deal. I

24:46

think the speed limit should be fifteen, So

24:49

I really think people need to start going that as

24:52

she was judging you based on what she thinks the

24:54

law should be. Yes, she was arresting you

24:56

for her mind law. Yeah, citizens

24:58

arrested basically, but not even for law,

25:01

but her her own laws. I

25:04

think she's gonna be fighting, like she's she's

25:06

really petitioning for she thinks that people

25:08

really need to slow down. It's an issue. So I

25:10

know I'm not the first person she slagged down. What did

25:12

you say to her? I just said okay,

25:15

like I'm so sorry, and I went on my way, like I thought

25:17

something was wrong. That's why you pulled out, So I rolled

25:19

down my window. I didn't even have to really pull over. I mean it was like a

25:22

like a street, like it wasn't like a highway

25:24

or anything. Yeah, you speeding

25:26

in the neighborhood. No, I swear

25:29

I was going under That's why it

25:31

was so bizarre. And then I just L

25:33

O L because she's

25:36

like, well, listen, I think the speedliman

25:38

needs. That's okay.

25:41

By like,

25:43

now that I know you're okay and nothing's wrong, gotta

25:45

go. It's like someone being like stop

25:48

and then be like what and then be like I think

25:50

there should be a stop sign here, Like

25:53

That's what I kept thinking of different

25:55

scenarios as I was driving away, like what

25:58

did she just Donny Amy,

26:05

I want to share something with you. And this is in the raw

26:07

stages that I've been working on this parody Tequila,

26:11

and I can't really sing it like I can sing enough

26:13

to make these songs funny, but it's so hard

26:15

to sing. Yeah,

26:17

And I almost reached out and was like, hey, Dan shape

26:20

sing this parody. Oh my gosh, I bet they would.

26:22

But here's the thing. I don't like doing that. Because

26:24

we did have with a couple of artists and two of them loved

26:26

doing it, and we hit it one of them and

26:28

they were They got so irritated with it. Yeah,

26:31

but I mean, but it doesn't matter. It is because

26:33

it's I taste a pole and so not

26:35

tasteful. But it's so high

26:38

and I haven't even practiced a song, but I just just

26:40

to show you. I don't

26:42

know when it starts, but it's so high.

26:46

When I walk into the lobby,

26:52

we've just hits my body. I

26:57

see a long line. I'm hungry

27:00

artwork, the funky. Some

27:03

tin on the walls and not fun, not

27:06

fine. But when I Tasha

27:08

Polly, they're not quick

27:11

a moley. I can't even

27:13

fit my favorite T shirt. I

27:16

eat so much, did it hurts? Fun?

27:19

Fresh avocado and

27:21

hand play this alantrou swear

27:24

another bibble, Baby, I would stay away.

27:26

We remember how much did I wait when

27:30

I tasted bully so

27:35

hard to say. When I dish Polly,

27:38

I can't even I can't do it, and I have been practices,

27:40

so I'm not even on. But yeah, and then we still

27:42

got more of the show to do too, to blow my boy.

27:45

Yeah, no, that's hard. But is

27:47

there a way to just try to bring

27:49

it down? And you have to change the key of the song?

27:53

He can, it's

27:55

like it's way

27:58

lower. Yes, I been

28:00

working. I want I taste chapole, but I can't. I can't

28:02

really sing it. I thought it was pretty

28:04

good. I mean, it wasn't horrible. Back

28:06

you got it, and it's really about Oh,

28:09

I'm struggling hard. Well, what's the part about

28:11

Cilantro. I don't know, because maby, I wasn't

28:13

practicing it when I taste chippole,

28:16

Because when I taste pole and

28:18

the quacamole, I can't

28:20

even fit my t shirt. I eat

28:23

so much that it hurts fun fresh

28:25

come, I'm fresh, okay with that hand

28:28

with the handpick Cilantro swearing

28:31

on the bibble, babe, I was whatever, whatever,

28:33

I don't have it all done yet. That's really

28:36

raw. That's cool. We got to see

28:38

that that's raw. And I was just

28:40

gonna send it over to damn us and I'd

28:42

be like, hey, send this singer back, I'll be around. They

28:44

produced this formula, I

28:46

know you don't have anything right now. But

28:50

then I was like, One, he's probably

28:52

busy too, Maybe he doesn't want to get in this tom

28:54

foolery that we're doing. And then three,

28:57

maybe he feels like that's a smash on his art. Oh,

28:59

come on, he's gonna love it. We had a bad

29:01

experience with some not very sensitive towards

29:03

that I know. But but when

29:06

days, I

29:09

mean, it's good, not yet,

29:12

it's there's something to that. It's

29:16

time for the good news. So

29:22

there's this retired high school music teacher,

29:25

Robert Moore from Oklahoma. Over his thirty

29:27

year career, taught about nine hundred students,

29:30

well three hundred of them gathered

29:32

together to throw a reunion party

29:34

for Robert. They've some of them have even

29:36

pursued music careers because

29:39

of him. And they got together and even

29:41

did a performance and sang for him and

29:43

all the things, and they just thanked him

29:45

for making such a huge impact on their lives.

29:47

And I saw that a lot of them came from other states of the countries.

29:50

It reminded me of this new artist

29:53

that I'm a fan of named Tinnil Towns. If

29:55

she played the operator for the first time, I

29:57

think about a month ago, maybe lesson. So

30:00

she goes, she plays the Grand ol Opry. She's from Canada.

30:03

Her entire town just about

30:05

got an airplane, bought all the tickets

30:07

and flew from Canada. There were

30:09

hundreds of them. They came and

30:12

they all came together on the same plane for her, and

30:14

they all went to the opry and she walked

30:16

down and it was like in her entire hometown was there of like fo

30:18

people. Is that crazy? Yeah?

30:21

I like that, Like I like that. Good good story,

30:23

Amy, and good story, good story.

30:26

All right, that was tell me something,

30:28

good morning,

30:34

Corny. What is a duck's favorite

30:36

dip? What's a duck's favorite dip? Yeah?

30:43

Yeah, that

30:46

was the morning Corny. So

30:50

I have a game for you here. I'll

30:53

give you the famous founder of a company. You

30:56

name the company. It's pretty easy. Yeah,

30:58

I think it's easy. It takes it's Amy, You're up first, Elon

31:02

Musk Tesla,

31:09

Eddie, Sam Walton, Walmart

31:11

correct Amy,

31:15

Dave Thomas, Wendy's

31:21

It's gonna get hard. Isn't it? Yeah,

31:25

Eddie Bennett Cohen and Jerry

31:27

Greenfield Ben and Jerry's. Wow.

31:32

I'm not surprised that you got it. Surprised you got it

31:34

so quick? Well? I love Cherry Garcia interesting

31:39

Amy. Yeah. Glenn

31:41

Bell, he

31:45

founded what fames company?

31:48

Glenn Bell? I mean spell

31:53

Bluebell ice cream? Oh? No, good

31:57

guest Taco Bell. Oh

31:59

my gosh, I'm so dumb. His last name

32:01

is Bell. That

32:06

makes so much sense to me, Eddie,

32:09

Yeah, come on. Carl Cartscher,

32:12

Carl Cartscher, what

32:14

he found? Oh he did? Uh? Pringles

32:17

Carl's Jr. Carl

32:22

Amy. You guys are tied right now. Harland

32:24

Sanders, Harlan

32:27

Sanders, Colonel Sanders, KFC. You

32:32

able to stay alive? Come on, come on? Come on? Henry

32:35

W. Block and Richard Block Oh h

32:38

and R Block? Wow? Amy,

32:43

James Cash Penny all

32:50

right, one more, ed, you gotta get this one. Come on, come on? How

32:52

about Tom Anderson? What

32:54

did Tom Anderson? You need this to stay

32:57

tied? Tom Anderson, Let's

33:02

go with um

33:07

Wilson. Tom

33:12

that my space? Oh

33:14

my god. The guy that follows the first follow on

33:17

my sa oh man, I

33:19

think he was tompt them. No,

33:22

but you don't have to say that because you won. You

33:26

won for

33:29

her pretty but her pretty but nice.

33:38

I have Raimundo are audio

33:41

producer. Did you guys know he applied to be on

33:43

the radio ed hip hop station? Oh my goodness, well,

33:47

hey, Raymundo, what's the story? You saw this on the bolton

33:49

board. Yeah, they just posted it in the kitchen.

33:51

It was an on air shift and I thought, why not apply

33:54

for the rap station be a DJ.

33:56

So you went and you turned in like what they

33:58

call an air check. Yeah, demo second

34:01

and it's not perfect. I'm messing up in it, but I

34:03

just wanted it to be raw. That's me how I would

34:06

host a show. And we doing here are

34:08

of course they do. So ray Mondo did

34:11

a rap I would call it hip hop hip

34:13

hop station, that's what it's called. He did a

34:15

tape here here we go, ray Mondo dropping

34:18

a beat in my feelings by my

34:21

favorite thing about just that one not to stopping every time

34:23

he just says the words are dropping a beat like that

34:26

hip hop because he didn't

34:28

ever say that never, like, hey

34:30

Bobby, we're about to drop the

34:32

new J go and beat. What do you think about that? Raymundo.

34:35

That feedback, well, I knew it was gonna

34:37

be negative, mostly from you guys, but I

34:39

don't even care. I'm just gonna apply and do it. No,

34:41

I like that you apply. Here we go intro

34:44

on that day. Why

34:47

aren't you doing it? Why are you putting a mess up in your tape?

34:49

I told Eddie that. I said, Hey, I'm just gonna record

34:52

how I would do it live, so that they know I'm

34:54

a live guy. I don't redo stuff

34:56

and make it perfect. I just roll it. But you should reduce

34:58

stuff and make it perfect. I could can't. Now Ray's

35:00

yelling at the air checks. I

35:05

agree with him being just more. It's

35:07

more relatable, like nobody speaks

35:09

perfectly. But you know what's relatable when

35:11

you do a radio shows. To do the radio show right, you're

35:13

doing it like a night show, so you

35:15

don't need to be messing up. It's like going I

35:18

used to have my own two hour show that I d jade.

35:21

So take it from me an expert.

35:23

How did that work out? By the way, you still doing that? Well?

35:29

Play more Raymundos hip hop tape. Probably Dana

35:31

Girl right now, it's a psycho. Okay,

35:35

now you're being relatable. Probably

35:38

Dana Psycho. Here's Psycho from post Malone.

35:42

Okay, here's Raymundo or audio producer's

35:44

hip hop tape, got carded?

35:46

Be right now, come on card you

35:49

drive home from work, traffic probably sucks.

35:51

Well, listen to this. It is post rock star. Are

35:54

on a grande? No tears left to cry? Said, I'll play

35:56

it. You're in the mix of right, Moon, this

36:00

is just

36:04

cut that out. I

36:08

want to hire you if you gave me the best of,

36:10

like a resume. It's like handing a resume in

36:12

with TYPEO. Wait what did you call it the best of?

36:15

Yes? So you're telling them that's the best Yes,

36:17

you're handing of audio resume in.

36:19

I can take those out. Have you already turn it in and

36:21

got rejected? Well, I can send it to other stations.

36:24

What if y'all traying Moon doing the mixed Juice

36:27

world lucid dreams getting hit up online?

36:29

Crazy for this one, hanging out with you,

36:31

trying to play some good music. I got some friends and

36:33

country radio. I'll try and make this a hit. Here's Juicy

36:39

Okay, Well, do you understand why they didn't hire

36:41

you? Because if that's the job, you're

36:43

turning in the best of you, what's

36:46

the worst of you? I knew it was sloppy

36:48

you. I've never done it before. If someone handed

36:50

me a resume and every fifth word

36:52

was spelled draw, I would go, Okay, you don't pay

36:54

attention to the detail, but I do like

36:57

that you're trying things. That's cool. And the listener

36:59

realized, Hey, it's tough to post a song

37:01

if you want to enter it perfectly. That ain't easy at all.

37:04

By posting a song and me talking right up to the worlds.

37:08

So blog Buster as a company went

37:11

under about five years ago, and

37:13

there are a handful of stores that survived

37:15

that weren't owned by the major company

37:17

because sometimes you know, store

37:20

live on. And so there's one Blockbuster

37:23

left period. They had two in Alaska and

37:25

those two just closed, and so there's

37:27

one left. It's in Bend, Oregon. That's

37:30

it. The last man standing, the last

37:32

Blockbuster. And so for your kids out there,

37:35

Morgan number two, here's all Blockbuster is.

37:37

Right. You take your car and you get in it, you

37:39

sit in the seat. There's no GPS

37:41

by the way. Stop with that thought. You gotta know your way

37:43

there. So you drive over

37:45

to this building and you walk in and you grab the

37:47

door and you pull the door open and beggoes cheeching ting, You just

37:50

kind of rings could you walk in? And you

37:52

look around and they're all of these kind of the

37:54

plate the name covers, you know, like

37:57

a book cover, little boxes. Yeah, it's

37:59

a mad did book covers as far as you can see. But on all

38:01

the book covers are movies. Okay, Morgan number

38:03

two, you with me. I'm

38:06

haven't explained this to you. And you

38:08

can go alphabetically in any movie in your

38:10

mind you can think of. They probably have. But where

38:13

you really want to go to the new releases wall because

38:15

those are the big movies that just came out with that everybody's

38:18

just clamoring for. So you run over to the new

38:20

release wall, right, and you're super excited

38:22

for a movie like ace Ventura, Pet Detective,

38:24

Brand New, Jim Carrey New Funny Guy. Right, And

38:28

in front of every movie there's a little tab and

38:30

you can take the tab and that means you've claimed

38:33

that movie. And you gotta go turn the tabin and they give you this.

38:35

It's a crazy thing called a VHS.

38:37

It's like a square um cassette.

38:41

They called it like a cassette. You know how Okay,

38:43

So let me tell what a cassette is more number two. So

38:46

it's just a large cassette and you put it in this alien

38:49

like player like sucks in the cassette. Sometimes

38:52

they didn't have it, sometimes they did. And then

38:55

you get your movie and you left. You watched it and you rewound

38:57

it and you took it back all that you better be kind.

39:00

Rewind it makes sense? Yes? Do

39:02

that makes sense? You've been to a Blockbuster? Yeah?

39:04

When I was really little, how little? Probably

39:07

like four or five years old? Wrong with you, really

39:11

little man? So there's a pony

39:13

Express would take end to town. There's

39:17

one Blockbuster left. It's in Bend, Oregon.

39:20

Yeah. I like Blockbuster. That was cool. And the

39:22

new releases, all the big movies. If you

39:24

went late in the day

39:27

or even at night, they would all be gone. So

39:29

what you would do is you would go stand by the

39:31

people bringing the movies back in and you'd

39:33

be like, oh, they bring toterminator to drop

39:36

tat you have? Is it back

39:38

to it? Like the Tony to drop it all? Wait for your rewind it. That's

39:41

fine, that's fine, I'll rewind it. Yeah, that was the thing,

39:44

and many thoughts on Blockbuster video. No,

39:46

just to be kind, rewind and

39:48

if you were really good, now listen, I don't grow up with any

39:51

money. I personally didn't go to Blockbuster and

39:53

spend more money, very barely. But my youth director

39:55

at church, she would take us because on Saturday nights

39:57

we would go and stay at his house, like eight of us, so

40:00

we could all go to church on Sunday morning. It was easier

40:02

than driving around of picking us all up in his van. So

40:04

a lot of us would go over there is sleep in the living

40:07

room and make sure we get a church on Sunday, and

40:09

he would go. We'd rent a move like Jurassic Park. Oh,

40:11

man, if you were really good, they

40:14

had this little part of the story that you get

40:16

popcorns. Oh yeah, yeah,

40:18

the good the Goodies counter. Yeah, so

40:21

there's that. That was a special moment when you went to Blockbuster.

40:23

It was it was exciting. All the movies

40:25

right in front of your face. Pick whatever you want

40:28

to, man, Raymond,

40:31

don't you go Blockbuster Video now? No, I didn't

40:33

have one in the town where you're from. Where

40:35

Michigan the country, No, Michigan. All of Michigan

40:38

had one. I promise you maybe the major

40:40

cities, not where I was from. And your town's called

40:42

wet Gwen. Gwen, Yeah,

40:45

well Mountain Pine didn't have one either. But

40:47

we were driving to Hot Springs. What

40:50

was the biggest city to Gwynn, Michigan, Marquette.

40:53

Those were the city slickers, Marquette.

40:55

That was like the Hot Springs to me. So

40:58

how big was Marquette, I'd

41:00

say fifty yeah, yeah, Hot

41:03

Springs like that was that was town.

41:06

It was like if you went to town, you got to tell people near

41:08

you that you were going to town because

41:11

gets up something, you know, washer

41:13

powder, I'm going to town anything,

41:16

and town just meant more. Walmart started and

41:19

then everything passed it. So, yeah,

41:21

I feel you. It's cold there and Gwen,

41:24

Yeah for him now though it's summer

41:26

though, Yeah, of course Marquette

41:29

has twenty people. Look at the

41:32

markets. It's lost popul legend am He said

41:35

it was bigger when I was a kid. Everything bigger

41:37

when you're a kid, seems bigger. Bobby

41:40

Bone. So our video producer

41:42

Eddie sits to my right, our

41:45

video guy and data too from

41:47

McAllen, Texas. Producer Eddie

41:50

Eddie, you've got two kids. About boys. Yeah,

41:53

it's a lot of boys in the house with your wife. Oh

41:55

yeah. I made this observation of the day after twelve

41:57

years of being married and ten years of having a kid.

42:00

All boys, what do you do? So I'm doing

42:02

Mommy Night. I'm going to dedicate a whole nights

42:04

where it's just whatever she wants, watch

42:07

chick flicks, eat whatever

42:09

she wants to eat, and we'll eat it with her,

42:11

like veggie meals, whatever she wants to see. No

42:14

fart jokes, no butt jokes. We're

42:16

just gonna do what mommy wants. Are the boys in for that?

42:19

Yeah, we've all decided we're gonna do it because

42:21

we've been pretty selfish. My oldest

42:23

is ten years old, so we've been doing it for at least ten

42:25

years now where it's just all boys stuff

42:27

all day. Let's go play baseball and we go to

42:30

the park and she's got to play and

42:32

let's watch this superhero movie. So

42:35

whatever she wants, we're gonna do it. And Amy,

42:37

do you feel like it's you again? No, I

42:39

guess Mammy's got two kids, boy and a girl. Yeah, it's

42:41

pretty balanced. She's balanced. Yeah,

42:46

I mean, it's not fair for my wife. Twelve

42:48

years later, I've realized that you only do it one time and

42:50

you're done. You're good. Let's see how this goes. We

42:53

start painting nails, I'm gonna be like, because

42:56

I don't want to do that, why not just send

42:58

her out? Can you imagine me? My two boys,

43:00

we have like pink toe nails, because you know what,

43:03

I grew up with all women, Yes you did, My mom,

43:05

my grandma, my sister, and I was the only

43:07

dude. And that's probably why I have a lot of feminine

43:10

tendencies insensibilities

43:13

that aren't so super masculine. But my mom,

43:15

whenever she was doing nails, she would always do my

43:17

nails. Should practice on me? Would you go

43:19

to school like that? Um? Sometimes I couldn't get

43:21

it all the way off, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I

43:24

said, my boys this summer camp like that. Okay,

43:28

it made me stronger, though I look at as

43:30

an advantage. Okay, all right, I said, well, let

43:32

us know how that goes. I think it's a good idea.

43:34

I'm going to try it and we'll see how Yeah, I'll see how

43:36

it works. It's time for the good news.

43:44

This woman named Heather in Arkansas

43:46

drove her kids and

43:48

they went to a Pentatonic concert.

43:50

They get there and they beat, you know, they beat tickets in yea,

43:53

like all these tickets aren't good. She's

43:56

like, oh what, Yeah, tickets aren't good. So

43:59

obviously they're upset because

44:01

they haven't waiting for Pentatonics to come, and

44:04

so they're gonna go home and they start crying, and some other

44:06

people that are coming into the show see them crying. The kids

44:08

and the mom like, hey, what what's happening? Like

44:10

our tickets are good? Someone we got bad tickets.

44:13

So they say, just take our tickets, and

44:15

they gave in their tickets and then they left

44:17

and they left, Yeah, if you really wanted to go that

44:20

bad, you can have our tickets. So they gave

44:22

them their tickets, and so the family

44:24

goes in and watches the show, right, and then

44:26

they found those anonymous people and gave them. That's

44:28

what it says. The anonymous strangers are being given free

44:30

tickets to any of the upcoming concerts they choose

44:33

at the Walmart amp, which is the same venue the

44:36

anonymous They have to come forward somehow, No,

44:38

no, no, they know who they are. Yeah, there

44:42

you go. There's telling something good. That

44:44

was tell me something good. So

44:48

apparently there's a Beauty and the Beast. It's not supposed

44:50

to be for kids. Yeah, who knew? I

44:52

mean, you know, I just kind of thought, well, yeah. My husband

44:55

was like, yeah, she wants to Beauty and the Beast.

44:57

It looks like it's like a human one, not a cartoon

45:00

it. Why why wouldn't

45:02

we you know, she saw it on Apple, she loves

45:04

Beating the Beast, thought it was safe, so we

45:06

rented it for like, and

45:10

then my husband and I sit down to watch it with them,

45:12

and there's like, first of all, it's

45:14

like the voices are dubbed over, like el Chapo. I

45:16

don't know what country this Beating the Beast came from,

45:19

but it's like English is like being dubbed

45:21

over something. And then there's

45:23

like she's in her castle

45:25

and maybe the bees comes in, I don't know, and they

45:28

started making out hardcore like on the bed

45:30

and then hold on, was

45:32

it called Booty and the Beast? We

45:37

had to like we were like oh, but

45:39

then they didn't understand why we were

45:42

not letting them watch Beating and the Bees like it was just

45:44

and then it became a thing in the house because we had to turn it

45:46

off and we're like, no, we can't watch that anymore.

45:48

Why, well, because

45:51

that one's not for kids? Why

45:54

it was the whole thing and then we didn't know and so we just

45:57

felt like that was a parenting fail on our part.

45:59

Is not you know, doing

46:02

the full properly, properly vetting

46:04

what we were about to show our kids, because

46:07

what was the rating on it? I think it's but

46:10

our son seven, where did you find this booty

46:13

in the beast? On the b x x X

46:15

story into the house they pulled

46:17

in like for a movie? It honestly,

46:24

it wasn't even good. But my daughter, I don't

46:26

know. She just loves any movie. So she's

46:29

like, why, mom is so good? I'm like, no,

46:31

daughter, what's some of this bunny

46:34

rabbit? As

46:38

we in the show today? When remind you go to Mr

46:41

Bobby Bones on Instagram or Bobby

46:43

Bones dot com see pictures and videos to

46:46

the music we're listening to. It's all out there Bobby Bones dot

46:48

com. Would you agree with that? Sam and Amy? Thank

46:51

you very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby

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