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I hope that your buddy and he's
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the bobbing balls transmitting
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cloth. This is
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a Bobby Shows, right,
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you're all
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right now time for a world premiere new
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from Jaco and it's called Down to
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the Honky Tonk New from Jake Here
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on the Bobby Bone Show. My night
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in the Hall of Fame with
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Stars. I walked my name
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Horsetatue in my hometown
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and I'm gone body
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babies after me and my not
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do down in history, but
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go down to the home
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and Bobby Bony. So
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now you're thinking of homeschooling your kids, well
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that was something that was recommended to us after
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some further evaluation of the kids and
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their schooling and how could
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be really really good for them. So if you're
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just hopping off with us, Amy
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has two kids. She adopted them about
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seven months ago. They didn't speak much
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English, but they've gotten a lot better over the last seven
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months. And you tried to get them into an English
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speaking school. Yeah, and they're not ready for that.
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So in the school was I love that they were super
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honest and it's you know, I
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really appreciated all the advice that they
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gave and they wanted to help come alongside
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us and figure out the best way to get these kids in
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school as soon as possible in their school. Are
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you gonna be the teacher at the home school? Well, I
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mean that's what I was wondering. They said
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that there's also these programs. But then I'm like,
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wait, homeschooling, in my mind is he
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said at home? You wake
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up, you have lessons, you come up with the lesson
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plan, you grade the papers. So
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I'm picturing myself being the teacher, and I'm
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like, I just don't know how this would work. Like sometimes I'm
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gonna help her with math homework, like a
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few months ago, and I was having the google things.
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You know, Yeah, I don't think
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the teaching gene is in you as far
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as having the long term focus. I
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think the motherly awesome that jeans
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in you for sure, or the loving gene, but
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teachers, it's a whole another. Yeah.
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So there's these special homeschooling programs
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that I was googling, and
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I guess you just gather with other people
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that homeschool and it's like there's like
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a tutor that does it all with
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everybody. How much are you really considering
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this though? Oh, we're considering it. It's
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not gonna like we may we're enrolling them,
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they're starting in school, but I
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mean they're they're they're missing a week
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because we have some plans and school started
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way earlier than we thought it. I
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guess you didn't get into that one. We didn't get in to
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the one that started later, So we have to go back to
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a one that started earlier. And the kids are just sorry
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they're not gonna be there. But do they know what's
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going on? Like do they feel like their England wasn't good enough?
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No, they don't know that. They just know. I mean,
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I feel like they've recognized how we're upping all
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the all the things at the house, Like
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we've learned, we've upped how much how much
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they've spend on their learning games. We
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do way more. They're required to do that all
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the time now based clean did those work? Yes,
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they do. There's this thing called Imagine Learning
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and it's so wonderful. If you haven't
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checked it out and you've got kids, Imagine Learning is where
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it's at and your school likely can give you a registration
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to get in and out of it. That's what we do, Like a password
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and stuff are they ready to go back to
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school. Yeah, I
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mean I think so they did summer school and then they've
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had a little bit of a four week break where they've had like
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nothing, and I think that they're like, oh,
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this is this is America. Now we did we came
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here, we did our whole school thing, and then now we're free.
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And I'm like, yeah,
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now they're like in basketball camps. They're like, wow, this
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is amazing. But yeah, no,
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I think they're ready to go back. I think once they go back
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a few times, they'll understand actually
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what summer break means and Christmas break
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and stuff like that. But you think they're going
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back to normal school. They're going back to normal school. But it could
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just be for like a month or two till we
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figure out this home schooling thing. Because thinking
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about your son's girlfriend that he may never see if
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you home Gladys, well, but we were going to go to a different
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school anyway, Gladys has got to go something sometime.
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You have to move on and Juliet together.
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I know, sorry Gladys and come
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visit, but I just yeah, homes
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They said we could even look into the homeschooling
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thing, like you can pull them out of school and then boom, we just start
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the homeschooling thing. I just have
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to do what's best for them to get into
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a normal English speaking program. Good
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luck, and let us know next week. Yeah,
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well, okay, I don't know if I'll the ants free
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next week, but I'll ask. So.
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If I play you a TV theme song but it's only played
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on piano, can you name the TV show?
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For example? That's
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Friends? You get the right, so no one
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to write
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your answer down. Amy Morgan
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number two and our video producer Eddie all
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have pins in your hands. That correct. Everybody, All
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right, here we go. The
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first one's easy. We're gonna start off with a softball
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named the TV show has played on the piano.
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Sounds like the real one. Yeah, I'm
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in everybody
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said, okay, Amy, the office. Number
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two, the Office, the Office. It's
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basically the same thing, except
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for the Okay,
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number two, get a little harder. Name the TV show.
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I'm got
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it. Okay,
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that's the end of it. Let's go to Amy.
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Big Bang Theory number two Golden
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Girls, Big Bang Theory. Answer
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is Big Bang Theory. The
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Bear Naked Ladies made so much money off
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this song, more than the song wait.
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Once that show goes in syndication, they get paid every
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time. Everyone involved in this show is baking
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a long round.
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All right, next up, named that TV show Little
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Tuesday Music Trivia for you. Come
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on, come on, come on. Here we go in.
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Morgan up and Amy struggling right now, Morgan
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number two needs to get this right though. It's
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scaring Amy. Five
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seconds. Am okay,
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Amy Simpsons. Yes, yeah,
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okay, Morgan, Ubo
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and Spence Simpsons. Now
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Eddie and Amy are leading. At one point
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we got a couple more name the TV show
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has played on the piano. Got
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it? Okay,
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got it? I'm in. I'm
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in. Actually
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think it's the name of the show. Yeah, that was
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the hard part from you too, Loving
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marriage, Love and marriage. It's not the name
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of the name of the show. Morgan number two, I love
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Lucy married
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with children. There you go. Yeah,
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to be fair. It was a song before the Theves songs.
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That's franksin Frank Sinatra. I
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love marriage, Hey, love
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and marriage. All
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right, let's see this one last one. Here we go to short one.
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Oh wow, I love that. I'm
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in. You may get everyone in
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the right ending, dude, this would be amazing. I
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think I got it Family Matters
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number two Seinfeld Family
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Matters and five
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Buddy, it just got
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Is this really your uncle? It's really my uncle? He
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says that. But then sometimes I hear the place people
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see the here like restaurants, think
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maybe my uncle covered it, but this is his version. I
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stop understand you.
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So what happened to me? So my
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husband got pulled over with my son in the
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car, and my son just thought that the
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officer was being cool and wanted to give him a high
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five and a sticker because he has such
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a positive experience the police officer in you neighborhood,
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right, yes, because when he's riding his bicycle,
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policeman pull him over all the time to give him
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a sticker. And so I
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was like, oh, great, what were you doing? What happened?
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Because my husband's are a good driver, like he's
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responsible, and I guess
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his tags were expired or something, so it's not like
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he was doing anything crazy or illegal with like the kids
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in the car. But yeah,
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I just thought it was funny that my son's The
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whole perspective was that the
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officer was just trying to pull that over to give him
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a sticker. So did he get
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now you gotta like a warning. I guess just my
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it was something he my husband just needs to go take care of.
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But he didn't like even write him, like the warning is
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just more of a verbal like, hey, let's go take care
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of that. But my son like rolled down the he was
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in the back seat, rolled down the window and was like high
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five, like, hey, how are you Did
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he get the high five? Yeah, he got the high
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five. The officer was really cool. That's good.
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I like that too, because we
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should feel that way about the police.
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Officers are at risking their lives to save
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our lives, and your husband's
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probably in the wrong. He was because
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he's driving around with expired tags. Here's
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the thing debate around the office. Is John
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Krasinski hot? Crazy? So
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John Krasinski plays Jim Howard on The Office?
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Yeah, and the girls like Morgan number
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two things. He's hot? Is that your thing? I
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mean, I think he's cute? Yeah? Do you?
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Yeah? He's I date him? You date
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him? Yeah, you wouldn't. But here's
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the thing. Do I like him because he's him on the Office?
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Yes? I like. I like his character and
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I live in Have you
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seen him now? He's buff
10:51
and he's ripped. Now he's like an action
10:53
here he's even better. Yeah. What
10:55
you liked him from the office. He was just normal.
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What was his name? Yeah? Yeah,
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I mean he's a normal dude. Yeah. And he's funny.
11:03
Yeah. Now you're saying he's ripped. Yes,
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he's on the cover of Men's Health magazine. Ay,
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look up John Karsnski. Now, good luck spelling
11:10
Karwsnski. Yeah, sorry, but
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show her a picture. I think though that shows
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you that. Oh yeah, yeah,
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he looks like like a Navy seal or something. He played
11:20
a Navy seal in the movie. Is that what? That's
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his body? For real? These
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thirsts in the Eddie's
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Old Man assigning terms he's heard on the thirsty
11:33
is when you're putting out something for attention, like
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you post a pic and you're like thirsty comments
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of like oh you're so hot. Okay,
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I thought it just meant like I'm
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not hungry for John Krasinski.
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I'm just noticing that. For one, maybe
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there's some photoshop, probably because Andy
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Ronic one time on Men's Health or whatever,
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his head straight up got put on another
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guy's abs. That's
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really him, because I watch him work out with the rock too. He
12:00
works out with the block. Yeah, yeah, there's a video
12:02
they're working on Instagram. You ever watch
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workout show like hard
12:07
Work paste off. You two
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can look like John Krasinski, is what you're saying. I
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hope I'm a bit in that same
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veins. Here's my thing with you, though, Like
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you work hard, You're in the gym every
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day, But I'm not working from straight muscle. You're
12:21
not trying I'm more going to stay thin a
12:24
little bit muscle. It's a different kind of workout then
12:26
if I wanted to listen, there are times where I was one seventy and
12:28
was pretty thick. Yeah, but I
12:30
remember those days. I'm not. I'm doing
12:33
a lot of cardio. Now you're trying to be lean,
12:35
but super lean with a little bit of muscle, because
12:38
tv ya, how do you engage that little
12:40
bit of muscle? You know? Like, how do you know you've got too much?
12:42
Too little? My pants size it
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because I'm consistently at a thirty one
12:47
and sometimes I dip into a thirty and I could have been a twenty
12:49
nine. But yeah, you just can't
12:51
want to pants anymore. But you know the guy from
12:54
a muscle No, I'm good. I can see
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it from here. Man, thank you you got big muscles. I
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guess in your book cover what what was your question?
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Just like if anyone can look like John
13:04
Krasinski, like you can, but
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I don't think anyone can. Well that's what they
13:09
said. Genetically, you have to be a body type that can
13:11
take muscle. They can. Your body
13:13
is to process certain food certain ways. You gotta have the means
13:15
to do at the time to do it. That's all a
13:17
thing. Um. But then
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oh he wasn't. He had a bad haircut.
13:24
He's goofy man from the office. Now
13:27
he's got a beard and he's real manly.
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That does it too, That does a lot. Yeah, you have to keep
13:32
up. Yeah, so John Krasinski, you guys are
13:35
ye's on him. Yeah. But my point
13:37
to this was it shows you that women can
13:39
And this is really just a
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metaphor for life, that you can
13:43
see a guy that you don't think attractive and fall for
13:45
him over a course of time because you see his personality.
13:48
Even though he's written character, they've still fallen character.
13:52
Right, So you can write your own character, fake
13:54
it to a girl, make her like you, then you
13:56
got her. Not a bad idea, hope
13:59
for all you is out there all you
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guys, Eddie, why do you always hate a puple's body so
14:03
much? Well, because you all hate on mine. You
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always bring up and you guys talk about how bad
14:09
the dad body, and you're the one who brings it up,
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and then we comment on it and everybody else actually on your team.
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And and why when we just can't
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give our opinion on John cuisincy are we suddenly
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thirsty? Yeah, he's very
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judgmental. Yes, okay,
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Raymond no in for lunchbox doing
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the bone Head this morning? Right? Yeah. This story
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comes from Raleigh, North Carolina. A seventy
14:32
four year old guy. He was having some issues with his
14:34
iPhone. He couldn't get it to work, so he drove to the Rising
14:36
store. That's pretty normal thing, but it was
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closed. He did see some employees
14:40
in there, so he rammed his vehicle
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into the storefront to get their attention and to open
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the door. He caused thousands in damage
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and he has now been charged with assault with a deadly
14:50
weapon and he's going to jail. Sometimes
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you just got to get someone's attention. Now, you don't that
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don't phone wasn't working? If ye?
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We sure he's old? He just didn't hit the gas. Always said
15:02
he was old. I mean, I mean those old people though,
15:04
sometimes don't put it up. They think they're
15:06
having reverse, but they don't have it in drive
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and they don't need a boom. And then now the store. But
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they said he was frustrated, So it makes sense
15:12
that he did that. I mean, he probably did. But
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that's no way that would be fun
15:17
to drop a carner to a building though right acting glass
15:19
part of it. Wouldn't that kind of be fun once to
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drive it into it? I guess so you
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don't think so, I mean, I don't don't have the urge to do that. No,
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Now this guy is going to spend some time in the
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clink. Maybe he's always had that urge,
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Bobby, Maybe maybe when you hit seventy
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y're like, I don't care. All right, thank you, Raimundo.
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It's time for the good news. Over
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to Morgan number two filling it for lunchbox.
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So, a retired marine has been helping with
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the wildfires in California, and
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he's not only helped save dozens of people's
15:54
horses with his trailer, but he also pulled
15:57
a guy out of his house that was on fire and
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saved his American flag. Wow,
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and the flag flag in there too.
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That's good. He's dropping
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around the horse trailer saving people. Yeah, he's saving their
16:08
horses for him so he can help them
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take care of their animals not have to worry
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about that part of it. Man. That's good. Thank
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you very much. That was tell me something
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good. The
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sexiest and unsexiest jobs
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for guys. Where you want to start?
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Un sexist? Yah, start negative?
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First TV producer.
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Wow, that's what I was. That's
16:32
unsexy way yeah,
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odd hours, unhealthy lifestyle. They
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don't care what they look like. That was me. Do you feel
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like that's translated though I've
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chobed hours, don't care what you look like? You
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think that's still me. I'm just asking. I
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think I'm sexy. That
16:50
was definitely me, though, don't give a crap like
16:52
unhealthy. Yes, trash collector
16:55
on sexiest job number two on the list for
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guys. They're smelly. That's why because
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I imagine you work at a barbecue place and you us not like
17:02
barbecue every night. Yeah, you get the same effect
17:04
if you work with trash all the time. It's not like garbage.
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And number one a toe truck driver because
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you have to develop a mean and rude
17:12
sensibility because it's
17:14
always happening, and so that stays with you. It's not so much
17:16
about the actual job, but about
17:19
what happens to your personality because you're always in
17:21
it. Yeah, those guys, they're getting a bad
17:23
rap. I know. It's like we all hate
17:25
until our car breaks down and we
17:27
need them. One kind of robbed
17:29
me though. I was just barely on the line and they got me. Dude.
17:32
The worst is when they're already in the process of towing.
17:35
There's not gonna I don't think they've got a bad rap, you
17:38
don't. I think there's some good
17:40
ones, some bad ones. But I think they
17:42
have to go and find cars that need to
17:44
be told and people hire them become police are That's
17:46
true, They're not the bad dudes. We just don't like
17:48
them. I'm torn hot.
17:51
That's a tough place to be, like a repo man.
17:54
Yeah, just doing his job. Man. Uh.
17:56
Sexiest jobs psychiatrist.
17:59
No, can you imagineating a psychiatrist? Psychologist
18:02
and everything you do, they're judging, you know, they're
18:04
doing that. Well educated,
18:06
well spoken, and patient. A lawyer is
18:08
number two. Sexiest men high confidence,
18:11
high income. Okay,
18:14
I can see that, and then number once a doctor
18:17
high income and TV shows have glamorized and
18:20
anytime you've got anything wrong, they can help diagnose
18:22
you. And I mean not anything,
18:24
but they probably know a friend who died. But
18:26
yes, no, I feel like we have a doctor friend. I could pretty much
18:28
call him about anything and he's got an answer for me. Yeah.
18:31
Yeah, it's awesome. I'm like, Golley,
18:34
your wife is so lucky, and she's
18:36
like, Nah, it
18:38
doesn't matter who you're married to and what they do, you
18:40
still get tired of it. Is that right?
18:43
Yeah? I know that I've never been married. What's
18:48
the one thing you said you would never do that
18:50
you did in your life. I'm curious. I
18:52
was reading the article about that how most people end up going.
18:54
Yeah, I said I'd never do it, but I did it. So
18:57
around the room, I'll go first a skydiving.
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Oh yeah, I still have no interest to do it again.
19:02
Ever hated it, but I did it, and
19:05
I did it. I wrote in my book why I did it. It was a reason that I
19:07
kind of made a deal with God. That's a good
19:09
reason, thank you. But I said I would never go
19:11
skydiving and I did, so
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that's mine. Amy, you get a tattoo,
19:16
and now I have too, and I want a
19:18
third. You're right, I said that about myself
19:20
too, and I have three. Ish,
19:24
I'm gonna get another one. Rebels, Yeah,
19:26
we're just kind of we're bad as man. You
19:28
are rebels out of cause, out of the bone. Now
19:30
we'll rebels with the cause. So we're kind of weaker than that.
19:33
Yeah, you all definitely have a cause. Causes were
19:36
rebels, but we have causeuse. That's
19:39
good and tattoo. Okay, let's
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go over to Eddie, our video producer. What's the one thing
19:43
that you said you would never do that you did. I'm not really proud
19:45
of this because I always said I was never gonna do household
19:48
chores. Why would you say you would never do because
19:50
I wasn't raised like that. My dad didn't do anything
19:52
around the house. I was like, I'm never gonna wash dishes,
19:55
and man, every night, I guess who washes
19:57
dishes in this house? This is like an
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Eddie humble No, it's not just turned this into
20:01
a humble brag. Look at wow,
20:04
even Edie can turn this segment into look
20:06
at how good I am. I'm telling that
20:11
they totally did not agree with him. Number
20:13
two, what about you? What's the one thing you said you would never do? I
20:15
said I want to move home after college, and
20:18
I did back into the house. Yeah. Interesting,
20:21
So you went to Kansas Kansas
20:24
State. Yeah, and then he
20:26
said, oh, I'm done. Was
20:29
it kind of having to swallow your own pride
20:31
to make that call? Yeah? I just felt
20:33
bad. I wanted to make my parents proud and not move
20:35
back in, and I did. It was only
20:37
ten months and then I got a job in Nashville,
20:40
so it didn't last long. But yeah, I
20:42
felt bad. Do you think they weren't as proud of you?
20:45
No? I think it's just in my head that
20:48
that was a failure. Did you go back
20:50
into your old bedroom? Yeah? It
20:53
was still pink and lime from school.
20:57
You didn't change it. No, they changed it after
20:59
I left, So they
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got to be proud of you now though. Look at you, I
21:05
think it's running all the digital on
21:07
the air. Look at her. I'm proud
21:09
of you. Thanks. RAYMONDO.
21:12
What's the one thing you said you'd never do that you did? Raymond is our
21:14
glassroom producer audio producer. Go ahead, Yeah,
21:16
I said I would never never be
21:18
that guy that wears cowboy boots.
21:21
All my buddies did it because they're from Texas, and I'm
21:23
like, no, you wear shoes. You wear nice
21:25
little style is shoes to the clubs. You never wear
21:27
cowboy boots. Well, every weekend,
21:30
boys, I put on the cowboy he
21:35
does. He wears his boat does on Saturdays.
21:38
Yeah, yeah, I have another one too. But man,
21:40
I never thought do laundry.
21:42
But sometimes never thought i'd
21:44
be still loving father. I
21:47
thought people get annoyed with you, stop it, and that's
21:49
why no one gets annoyed with me. Yeah,
21:55
never gonna get it. You got a good one
21:58
half a minnu of falling asleep
22:00
while doing this. It's
22:04
funny to watch for people's minds because Eddie's
22:06
goes right to the gutter and Amy's doesn't even know where the gutter
22:08
is. Amy's looking like, I wonder what it can
22:10
be going to be church. I mean, it's
22:12
funny how you guys did cross my mind? But
22:15
I have I have my answer. Fifty
22:17
percent of men have fallen asleep while doing
22:19
this. You're never gonna get it.
22:25
Let's let Amy try to spoil it. Amy at
22:27
a wedding. They've fallen asleep while going
22:29
to a wedding, Show me
22:31
wedding. I
22:33
don't have anything yet. Okay, hold
22:35
it. I'm gonna play this song and me take another guest
22:37
too, and second I'll play the song We'll come back. Never gonna
22:39
get it, So
22:42
let me get into this. Here of
22:44
men have fallen asleep while doing this eddie
22:51
while their significant other is talking. Oh,
22:55
just just the guest here. Ain't
23:01
you been married for um
23:03
eleven years? Eleven years? And
23:06
your answer is watching
23:09
like a girl, movie, girl
23:11
movies, the girl, show me a girl watching
23:13
a girl. My mate Morgan
23:17
number two, not married, twenty four years old.
23:19
How you feel about this? I'm
23:21
gonna go with working out following
23:24
working out weird interesting half a min
23:27
show me working out? That
23:29
might have been the donbest one. It was easy, don't
23:31
sorry, don't never gonna get a shame her. The
23:35
answer is getting you a haircut? Oh really,
23:38
I've never done that? You bones? No,
23:40
because I'm in and out, man, are
23:42
you? Yes? Like I go in,
23:45
I could see I get
23:47
out difficult guy. Yes, then
23:50
I'd go home, go to sleep. Good
23:54
here guess it happened her? Yeah, there you go, Thank
23:56
you very much. John's
24:02
what happened with you. So this
24:05
woman was waving her arms like crazy
24:07
as I was driving by in this neighborhood
24:10
and neighborhood, a neighborhood, just
24:12
a neighborhood. Yeah, And I didn't even really know what
24:14
was going there. I was going extra slow. I would say, normally
24:17
I'm like above the speed limit, but
24:19
I was, well, I was below the speed limit.
24:21
But anyway, I didn't know why she was waving her arms
24:23
like crazy. So I rolled down my window and I'm like
24:26
yeah, and she's like, you need to slow
24:28
down. So she yells at you to
24:31
pull over, and she wanted me to slow down,
24:33
and I said, I'm not speeding,
24:36
ma'am, like I'm not speeding, and
24:39
also she's not the police. But anyways, it
24:41
was her neighborhood. So she told
24:43
me. She said, well, here's the deal. I
24:46
think the speed limit should be fifteen, So
24:49
I really think people need to start going that as
24:52
she was judging you based on what she thinks the
24:54
law should be. Yes, she was arresting you
24:56
for her mind law. Yeah, citizens
24:58
arrested basically, but not even for law,
25:01
but her her own laws. I
25:04
think she's gonna be fighting, like she's she's
25:06
really petitioning for she thinks that people
25:08
really need to slow down. It's an issue. So I
25:10
know I'm not the first person she slagged down. What did
25:12
you say to her? I just said okay,
25:15
like I'm so sorry, and I went on my way, like I thought
25:17
something was wrong. That's why you pulled out, So I rolled
25:19
down my window. I didn't even have to really pull over. I mean it was like a
25:22
like a street, like it wasn't like a highway
25:24
or anything. Yeah, you speeding
25:26
in the neighborhood. No, I swear
25:29
I was going under That's why it
25:31
was so bizarre. And then I just L
25:33
O L because she's
25:36
like, well, listen, I think the speedliman
25:38
needs. That's okay.
25:41
By like,
25:43
now that I know you're okay and nothing's wrong, gotta
25:45
go. It's like someone being like stop
25:48
and then be like what and then be like I think
25:50
there should be a stop sign here, Like
25:53
That's what I kept thinking of different
25:55
scenarios as I was driving away, like what
25:58
did she just Donny Amy,
26:05
I want to share something with you. And this is in the raw
26:07
stages that I've been working on this parody Tequila,
26:11
and I can't really sing it like I can sing enough
26:13
to make these songs funny, but it's so hard
26:15
to sing. Yeah,
26:17
And I almost reached out and was like, hey, Dan shape
26:20
sing this parody. Oh my gosh, I bet they would.
26:22
But here's the thing. I don't like doing that. Because
26:24
we did have with a couple of artists and two of them loved
26:26
doing it, and we hit it one of them and
26:28
they were They got so irritated with it. Yeah,
26:31
but I mean, but it doesn't matter. It is because
26:33
it's I taste a pole and so not
26:35
tasteful. But it's so high
26:38
and I haven't even practiced a song, but I just just
26:40
to show you. I don't
26:42
know when it starts, but it's so high.
26:46
When I walk into the lobby,
26:52
we've just hits my body. I
26:57
see a long line. I'm hungry
27:00
artwork, the funky. Some
27:03
tin on the walls and not fun, not
27:06
fine. But when I Tasha
27:08
Polly, they're not quick
27:11
a moley. I can't even
27:13
fit my favorite T shirt. I
27:16
eat so much, did it hurts? Fun?
27:19
Fresh avocado and
27:21
hand play this alantrou swear
27:24
another bibble, Baby, I would stay away.
27:26
We remember how much did I wait when
27:30
I tasted bully so
27:35
hard to say. When I dish Polly,
27:38
I can't even I can't do it, and I have been practices,
27:40
so I'm not even on. But yeah, and then we still
27:42
got more of the show to do too, to blow my boy.
27:45
Yeah, no, that's hard. But is
27:47
there a way to just try to bring
27:49
it down? And you have to change the key of the song?
27:53
He can, it's
27:55
like it's way
27:58
lower. Yes, I been
28:00
working. I want I taste chapole, but I can't. I can't
28:02
really sing it. I thought it was pretty
28:04
good. I mean, it wasn't horrible. Back
28:06
you got it, and it's really about Oh,
28:09
I'm struggling hard. Well, what's the part about
28:11
Cilantro. I don't know, because maby, I wasn't
28:13
practicing it when I taste chippole,
28:16
Because when I taste pole and
28:18
the quacamole, I can't
28:20
even fit my t shirt. I eat
28:23
so much that it hurts fun fresh
28:25
come, I'm fresh, okay with that hand
28:28
with the handpick Cilantro swearing
28:31
on the bibble, babe, I was whatever, whatever,
28:33
I don't have it all done yet. That's really
28:36
raw. That's cool. We got to see
28:38
that that's raw. And I was just
28:40
gonna send it over to damn us and I'd
28:42
be like, hey, send this singer back, I'll be around. They
28:44
produced this formula, I
28:46
know you don't have anything right now. But
28:50
then I was like, One, he's probably
28:52
busy too, Maybe he doesn't want to get in this tom
28:54
foolery that we're doing. And then three,
28:57
maybe he feels like that's a smash on his art. Oh,
28:59
come on, he's gonna love it. We had a bad
29:01
experience with some not very sensitive towards
29:03
that I know. But but when
29:06
days, I
29:09
mean, it's good, not yet,
29:12
it's there's something to that. It's
29:16
time for the good news. So
29:22
there's this retired high school music teacher,
29:25
Robert Moore from Oklahoma. Over his thirty
29:27
year career, taught about nine hundred students,
29:30
well three hundred of them gathered
29:32
together to throw a reunion party
29:34
for Robert. They've some of them have even
29:36
pursued music careers because
29:39
of him. And they got together and even
29:41
did a performance and sang for him and
29:43
all the things, and they just thanked him
29:45
for making such a huge impact on their lives.
29:47
And I saw that a lot of them came from other states of the countries.
29:50
It reminded me of this new artist
29:53
that I'm a fan of named Tinnil Towns. If
29:55
she played the operator for the first time, I
29:57
think about a month ago, maybe lesson. So
30:00
she goes, she plays the Grand ol Opry. She's from Canada.
30:03
Her entire town just about
30:05
got an airplane, bought all the tickets
30:07
and flew from Canada. There were
30:09
hundreds of them. They came and
30:12
they all came together on the same plane for her, and
30:14
they all went to the opry and she walked
30:16
down and it was like in her entire hometown was there of like fo
30:18
people. Is that crazy? Yeah?
30:21
I like that, Like I like that. Good good story,
30:23
Amy, and good story, good story.
30:26
All right, that was tell me something,
30:28
good morning,
30:34
Corny. What is a duck's favorite
30:36
dip? What's a duck's favorite dip? Yeah?
30:43
Yeah, that
30:46
was the morning Corny. So
30:50
I have a game for you here. I'll
30:53
give you the famous founder of a company. You
30:56
name the company. It's pretty easy. Yeah,
30:58
I think it's easy. It takes it's Amy, You're up first, Elon
31:02
Musk Tesla,
31:09
Eddie, Sam Walton, Walmart
31:11
correct Amy,
31:15
Dave Thomas, Wendy's
31:21
It's gonna get hard. Isn't it? Yeah,
31:25
Eddie Bennett Cohen and Jerry
31:27
Greenfield Ben and Jerry's. Wow.
31:32
I'm not surprised that you got it. Surprised you got it
31:34
so quick? Well? I love Cherry Garcia interesting
31:39
Amy. Yeah. Glenn
31:41
Bell, he
31:45
founded what fames company?
31:48
Glenn Bell? I mean spell
31:53
Bluebell ice cream? Oh? No, good
31:57
guest Taco Bell. Oh
31:59
my gosh, I'm so dumb. His last name
32:01
is Bell. That
32:06
makes so much sense to me, Eddie,
32:09
Yeah, come on. Carl Cartscher,
32:12
Carl Cartscher, what
32:14
he found? Oh he did? Uh? Pringles
32:17
Carl's Jr. Carl
32:22
Amy. You guys are tied right now. Harland
32:24
Sanders, Harlan
32:27
Sanders, Colonel Sanders, KFC. You
32:32
able to stay alive? Come on, come on? Come on? Henry
32:35
W. Block and Richard Block Oh h
32:38
and R Block? Wow? Amy,
32:43
James Cash Penny all
32:50
right, one more, ed, you gotta get this one. Come on, come on? How
32:52
about Tom Anderson? What
32:54
did Tom Anderson? You need this to stay
32:57
tied? Tom Anderson, Let's
33:02
go with um
33:07
Wilson. Tom
33:12
that my space? Oh
33:14
my god. The guy that follows the first follow on
33:17
my sa oh man, I
33:19
think he was tompt them. No,
33:22
but you don't have to say that because you won. You
33:26
won for
33:29
her pretty but her pretty but nice.
33:38
I have Raimundo are audio
33:41
producer. Did you guys know he applied to be on
33:43
the radio ed hip hop station? Oh my goodness, well,
33:47
hey, Raymundo, what's the story? You saw this on the bolton
33:49
board. Yeah, they just posted it in the kitchen.
33:51
It was an on air shift and I thought, why not apply
33:54
for the rap station be a DJ.
33:56
So you went and you turned in like what they
33:58
call an air check. Yeah, demo second
34:01
and it's not perfect. I'm messing up in it, but I
34:03
just wanted it to be raw. That's me how I would
34:06
host a show. And we doing here are
34:08
of course they do. So ray Mondo did
34:11
a rap I would call it hip hop hip
34:13
hop station, that's what it's called. He did a
34:15
tape here here we go, ray Mondo dropping
34:18
a beat in my feelings by my
34:21
favorite thing about just that one not to stopping every time
34:23
he just says the words are dropping a beat like that
34:26
hip hop because he didn't
34:28
ever say that never, like, hey
34:30
Bobby, we're about to drop the
34:32
new J go and beat. What do you think about that? Raymundo.
34:35
That feedback, well, I knew it was gonna
34:37
be negative, mostly from you guys, but I
34:39
don't even care. I'm just gonna apply and do it. No,
34:41
I like that you apply. Here we go intro
34:44
on that day. Why
34:47
aren't you doing it? Why are you putting a mess up in your tape?
34:49
I told Eddie that. I said, Hey, I'm just gonna record
34:52
how I would do it live, so that they know I'm
34:54
a live guy. I don't redo stuff
34:56
and make it perfect. I just roll it. But you should reduce
34:58
stuff and make it perfect. I could can't. Now Ray's
35:00
yelling at the air checks. I
35:05
agree with him being just more. It's
35:07
more relatable, like nobody speaks
35:09
perfectly. But you know what's relatable when
35:11
you do a radio shows. To do the radio show right, you're
35:13
doing it like a night show, so you
35:15
don't need to be messing up. It's like going I
35:18
used to have my own two hour show that I d jade.
35:21
So take it from me an expert.
35:23
How did that work out? By the way, you still doing that? Well?
35:29
Play more Raymundos hip hop tape. Probably Dana
35:31
Girl right now, it's a psycho. Okay,
35:35
now you're being relatable. Probably
35:38
Dana Psycho. Here's Psycho from post Malone.
35:42
Okay, here's Raymundo or audio producer's
35:44
hip hop tape, got carded?
35:46
Be right now, come on card you
35:49
drive home from work, traffic probably sucks.
35:51
Well, listen to this. It is post rock star. Are
35:54
on a grande? No tears left to cry? Said, I'll play
35:56
it. You're in the mix of right, Moon, this
36:00
is just
36:04
cut that out. I
36:08
want to hire you if you gave me the best of,
36:10
like a resume. It's like handing a resume in
36:12
with TYPEO. Wait what did you call it the best of?
36:15
Yes? So you're telling them that's the best Yes,
36:17
you're handing of audio resume in.
36:19
I can take those out. Have you already turn it in and
36:21
got rejected? Well, I can send it to other stations.
36:24
What if y'all traying Moon doing the mixed Juice
36:27
world lucid dreams getting hit up online?
36:29
Crazy for this one, hanging out with you,
36:31
trying to play some good music. I got some friends and
36:33
country radio. I'll try and make this a hit. Here's Juicy
36:39
Okay, Well, do you understand why they didn't hire
36:41
you? Because if that's the job, you're
36:43
turning in the best of you, what's
36:46
the worst of you? I knew it was sloppy
36:48
you. I've never done it before. If someone handed
36:50
me a resume and every fifth word
36:52
was spelled draw, I would go, Okay, you don't pay
36:54
attention to the detail, but I do like
36:57
that you're trying things. That's cool. And the listener
36:59
realized, Hey, it's tough to post a song
37:01
if you want to enter it perfectly. That ain't easy at all.
37:04
By posting a song and me talking right up to the worlds.
37:08
So blog Buster as a company went
37:11
under about five years ago, and
37:13
there are a handful of stores that survived
37:15
that weren't owned by the major company
37:17
because sometimes you know, store
37:20
live on. And so there's one Blockbuster
37:23
left period. They had two in Alaska and
37:25
those two just closed, and so there's
37:27
one left. It's in Bend, Oregon. That's
37:30
it. The last man standing, the last
37:32
Blockbuster. And so for your kids out there,
37:35
Morgan number two, here's all Blockbuster is.
37:37
Right. You take your car and you get in it, you
37:39
sit in the seat. There's no GPS
37:41
by the way. Stop with that thought. You gotta know your way
37:43
there. So you drive over
37:45
to this building and you walk in and you grab the
37:47
door and you pull the door open and beggoes cheeching ting, You just
37:50
kind of rings could you walk in? And you
37:52
look around and they're all of these kind of the
37:54
plate the name covers, you know, like
37:57
a book cover, little boxes. Yeah, it's
37:59
a mad did book covers as far as you can see. But on all
38:01
the book covers are movies. Okay, Morgan number
38:03
two, you with me. I'm
38:06
haven't explained this to you. And you
38:08
can go alphabetically in any movie in your
38:10
mind you can think of. They probably have. But where
38:13
you really want to go to the new releases wall because
38:15
those are the big movies that just came out with that everybody's
38:18
just clamoring for. So you run over to the new
38:20
release wall, right, and you're super excited
38:22
for a movie like ace Ventura, Pet Detective,
38:24
Brand New, Jim Carrey New Funny Guy. Right, And
38:28
in front of every movie there's a little tab and
38:30
you can take the tab and that means you've claimed
38:33
that movie. And you gotta go turn the tabin and they give you this.
38:35
It's a crazy thing called a VHS.
38:37
It's like a square um cassette.
38:41
They called it like a cassette. You know how Okay,
38:43
So let me tell what a cassette is more number two. So
38:46
it's just a large cassette and you put it in this alien
38:49
like player like sucks in the cassette. Sometimes
38:52
they didn't have it, sometimes they did. And then
38:55
you get your movie and you left. You watched it and you rewound
38:57
it and you took it back all that you better be kind.
39:00
Rewind it makes sense? Yes? Do
39:02
that makes sense? You've been to a Blockbuster? Yeah?
39:04
When I was really little, how little? Probably
39:07
like four or five years old? Wrong with you, really
39:11
little man? So there's a pony
39:13
Express would take end to town. There's
39:17
one Blockbuster left. It's in Bend, Oregon.
39:20
Yeah. I like Blockbuster. That was cool. And the
39:22
new releases, all the big movies. If you
39:24
went late in the day
39:27
or even at night, they would all be gone. So
39:29
what you would do is you would go stand by the
39:31
people bringing the movies back in and you'd
39:33
be like, oh, they bring toterminator to drop
39:36
tat you have? Is it back
39:38
to it? Like the Tony to drop it all? Wait for your rewind it. That's
39:41
fine, that's fine, I'll rewind it. Yeah, that was the thing,
39:44
and many thoughts on Blockbuster video. No,
39:46
just to be kind, rewind and
39:48
if you were really good, now listen, I don't grow up with any
39:51
money. I personally didn't go to Blockbuster and
39:53
spend more money, very barely. But my youth director
39:55
at church, she would take us because on Saturday nights
39:57
we would go and stay at his house, like eight of us, so
40:00
we could all go to church on Sunday morning. It was easier
40:02
than driving around of picking us all up in his van. So
40:04
a lot of us would go over there is sleep in the living
40:07
room and make sure we get a church on Sunday, and
40:09
he would go. We'd rent a move like Jurassic Park. Oh,
40:11
man, if you were really good, they
40:14
had this little part of the story that you get
40:16
popcorns. Oh yeah, yeah,
40:18
the good the Goodies counter. Yeah, so
40:21
there's that. That was a special moment when you went to Blockbuster.
40:23
It was it was exciting. All the movies
40:25
right in front of your face. Pick whatever you want
40:28
to, man, Raymond,
40:31
don't you go Blockbuster Video now? No, I didn't
40:33
have one in the town where you're from. Where
40:35
Michigan the country, No, Michigan. All of Michigan
40:38
had one. I promise you maybe the major
40:40
cities, not where I was from. And your town's called
40:42
wet Gwen. Gwen, Yeah,
40:45
well Mountain Pine didn't have one either. But
40:47
we were driving to Hot Springs. What
40:50
was the biggest city to Gwynn, Michigan, Marquette.
40:53
Those were the city slickers, Marquette.
40:55
That was like the Hot Springs to me. So
40:58
how big was Marquette, I'd
41:00
say fifty yeah, yeah, Hot
41:03
Springs like that was that was town.
41:06
It was like if you went to town, you got to tell people near
41:08
you that you were going to town because
41:11
gets up something, you know, washer
41:13
powder, I'm going to town anything,
41:16
and town just meant more. Walmart started and
41:19
then everything passed it. So, yeah,
41:21
I feel you. It's cold there and Gwen,
41:24
Yeah for him now though it's summer
41:26
though, Yeah, of course Marquette
41:29
has twenty people. Look at the
41:32
markets. It's lost popul legend am He said
41:35
it was bigger when I was a kid. Everything bigger
41:37
when you're a kid, seems bigger. Bobby
41:40
Bone. So our video producer
41:42
Eddie sits to my right, our
41:45
video guy and data too from
41:47
McAllen, Texas. Producer Eddie
41:50
Eddie, you've got two kids. About boys. Yeah,
41:53
it's a lot of boys in the house with your wife. Oh
41:55
yeah. I made this observation of the day after twelve
41:57
years of being married and ten years of having a kid.
42:00
All boys, what do you do? So I'm doing
42:02
Mommy Night. I'm going to dedicate a whole nights
42:04
where it's just whatever she wants, watch
42:07
chick flicks, eat whatever
42:09
she wants to eat, and we'll eat it with her,
42:11
like veggie meals, whatever she wants to see. No
42:14
fart jokes, no butt jokes. We're
42:16
just gonna do what mommy wants. Are the boys in for that?
42:19
Yeah, we've all decided we're gonna do it because
42:21
we've been pretty selfish. My oldest
42:23
is ten years old, so we've been doing it for at least ten
42:25
years now where it's just all boys stuff
42:27
all day. Let's go play baseball and we go to
42:30
the park and she's got to play and
42:32
let's watch this superhero movie. So
42:35
whatever she wants, we're gonna do it. And Amy,
42:37
do you feel like it's you again? No, I
42:39
guess Mammy's got two kids, boy and a girl. Yeah, it's
42:41
pretty balanced. She's balanced. Yeah,
42:46
I mean, it's not fair for my wife. Twelve
42:48
years later, I've realized that you only do it one time and
42:50
you're done. You're good. Let's see how this goes. We
42:53
start painting nails, I'm gonna be like, because
42:56
I don't want to do that, why not just send
42:58
her out? Can you imagine me? My two boys,
43:00
we have like pink toe nails, because you know what,
43:03
I grew up with all women, Yes you did, My mom,
43:05
my grandma, my sister, and I was the only
43:07
dude. And that's probably why I have a lot of feminine
43:10
tendencies insensibilities
43:13
that aren't so super masculine. But my mom,
43:15
whenever she was doing nails, she would always do my
43:17
nails. Should practice on me? Would you go
43:19
to school like that? Um? Sometimes I couldn't get
43:21
it all the way off, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I
43:24
said, my boys this summer camp like that. Okay,
43:28
it made me stronger, though I look at as
43:30
an advantage. Okay, all right, I said, well, let
43:32
us know how that goes. I think it's a good idea.
43:34
I'm going to try it and we'll see how Yeah, I'll see how
43:36
it works. It's time for the good news.
43:44
This woman named Heather in Arkansas
43:46
drove her kids and
43:48
they went to a Pentatonic concert.
43:50
They get there and they beat, you know, they beat tickets in yea,
43:53
like all these tickets aren't good. She's
43:56
like, oh what, Yeah, tickets aren't good. So
43:59
obviously they're upset because
44:01
they haven't waiting for Pentatonics to come, and
44:04
so they're gonna go home and they start crying, and some other
44:06
people that are coming into the show see them crying. The kids
44:08
and the mom like, hey, what what's happening? Like
44:10
our tickets are good? Someone we got bad tickets.
44:13
So they say, just take our tickets, and
44:15
they gave in their tickets and then they left
44:17
and they left, Yeah, if you really wanted to go that
44:20
bad, you can have our tickets. So they gave
44:22
them their tickets, and so the family
44:24
goes in and watches the show, right, and then
44:26
they found those anonymous people and gave them. That's
44:28
what it says. The anonymous strangers are being given free
44:30
tickets to any of the upcoming concerts they choose
44:33
at the Walmart amp, which is the same venue the
44:36
anonymous They have to come forward somehow, No,
44:38
no, no, they know who they are. Yeah, there
44:42
you go. There's telling something good. That
44:44
was tell me something good. So
44:48
apparently there's a Beauty and the Beast. It's not supposed
44:50
to be for kids. Yeah, who knew? I
44:52
mean, you know, I just kind of thought, well, yeah. My husband
44:55
was like, yeah, she wants to Beauty and the Beast.
44:57
It looks like it's like a human one, not a cartoon
45:00
it. Why why wouldn't
45:02
we you know, she saw it on Apple, she loves
45:04
Beating the Beast, thought it was safe, so we
45:06
rented it for like, and
45:10
then my husband and I sit down to watch it with them,
45:12
and there's like, first of all, it's
45:14
like the voices are dubbed over, like el Chapo. I
45:16
don't know what country this Beating the Beast came from,
45:19
but it's like English is like being dubbed
45:21
over something. And then there's
45:23
like she's in her castle
45:25
and maybe the bees comes in, I don't know, and they
45:28
started making out hardcore like on the bed
45:30
and then hold on, was
45:32
it called Booty and the Beast? We
45:37
had to like we were like oh, but
45:39
then they didn't understand why we were
45:42
not letting them watch Beating and the Bees like it was just
45:44
and then it became a thing in the house because we had to turn it
45:46
off and we're like, no, we can't watch that anymore.
45:48
Why, well, because
45:51
that one's not for kids? Why
45:54
it was the whole thing and then we didn't know and so we just
45:57
felt like that was a parenting fail on our part.
45:59
Is not you know, doing
46:02
the full properly, properly vetting
46:04
what we were about to show our kids, because
46:07
what was the rating on it? I think it's but
46:10
our son seven, where did you find this booty
46:13
in the beast? On the b x x X
46:15
story into the house they pulled
46:17
in like for a movie? It honestly,
46:24
it wasn't even good. But my daughter, I don't
46:26
know. She just loves any movie. So she's
46:29
like, why, mom is so good? I'm like, no,
46:31
daughter, what's some of this bunny
46:34
rabbit? As
46:38
we in the show today? When remind you go to Mr
46:41
Bobby Bones on Instagram or Bobby
46:43
Bones dot com see pictures and videos to
46:46
the music we're listening to. It's all out there Bobby Bones dot
46:48
com. Would you agree with that? Sam and Amy? Thank
46:51
you very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby
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