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I'm from the North and when I go to the bar,

1:00

I'm not just casually drinking a drink. I

1:02

get a can of beer or a white claw Hard

1:04

Seltzer, and I puncture it and I shotgun

1:07

it. Whether I'm at a bar or I'm at my house, I'm

1:09

always shotgunning. If you shotgun

1:11

as well, hashtag it on Twitter sore

1:14

losers shotgun They're flooding in

1:16

baby

1:18

and guys. Let me tell you, I'm gonna

1:21

start this show off with a

1:23

hot take that I think something

1:25

needs to happen in the NBA that some

1:28

team needs to do to change their franchise.

1:31

And it may be out there, but I was

1:33

watching basketball last night and I

1:35

said, man, this team

1:38

needs to trade this individual. And

1:41

you're gonna be like, you're an idiot, Broun. But first,

1:44

let's play the game America loves. It's

1:46

called would you rather Games?

1:53

Would you rather walk in on your parents

1:55

doing the deed? Whatever the next one is,

1:57

I'll take it, or your parents walk in on you doing

1:59

the d parents walking on me doing the deed? I

2:02

mean, I don't want an watching my parents do it, Like I

2:04

don't want that in my mind. You know, you watch like these

2:06

documentaries like like a UM

2:08

abducted in plain sight, you know, like the

2:11

stuff you just can't get back like once you watch that

2:13

stuff and you visually see it, like, you just can't

2:16

get that back. That's the way our bodies work, our brains

2:18

work that way. And if I saw my parents

2:20

doing it, I would never that would never go

2:23

away from my mind, and I would

2:25

see it for the rest of my life. So hell

2:27

no, man, I want them walking it

2:29

on me. One of the most

2:32

powerful things is an image. That's

2:34

why they say a picture's worth a thousand words.

2:37

You're not reading a book about it. You're

2:39

not even seeing a picture. You're actually seeing

2:41

emotion film of

2:44

your parents. That's something you don't

2:46

remember for a year, five years. You

2:49

remember that for your entire life

2:51

till the day you die. And it isn't

2:54

that you're you're their, their son, their

2:56

kid, and it affects you in the

2:58

weirdest way. You're always going

3:00

to be thinking about it when you're with your girlfriend,

3:03

when you're at a graduation of your kids,

3:05

you're thinking of it at dinner randomly.

3:07

You're gonna think about it all these

3:09

times where you could be thinking about so

3:11

many amazing things. Who cares if somebody

3:14

walks in on you. I've had buddies

3:16

do that I've had

3:19

kinds of people who cares walk

3:21

in on you. You leave your door just unlocked

3:24

whenever you're I've ever had anybody walk in

3:26

on a lot of buddy, I

3:28

think at a party. Party

3:30

said a lot of people. So when you say a

3:32

lot, that means five or more. I said

3:35

it, and then I thought back, Maybe I never

3:37

have had anybody really walk in but

3:40

my buddy Billy at my birthday, he

3:42

was hooking up with his chicken our living room, freaking

3:45

other friend walks in awkward

3:48

this past birthday. Yeah, I

3:50

mean your living room is a little bit more

3:53

common areas that wants to be expected to be walked

3:55

in on. I just would say I'd

3:58

rather walk in on my parents

3:59

do the deed, just because I've

4:02

seen both my parents naked. I

4:05

mean I have like, yes, you

4:07

no, I'm not. You've never seen your parents naked? You're

4:10

that I remember. This is

4:12

my point. When you see something that makes

4:15

a last impression, you don't forget it. But

4:17

the problem is I don't want

4:19

my parents to see my wife naked.

4:22

That is the issue here. They've

4:24

seen me naked because I'm their

4:26

kid. They have never seen my wife

4:29

naked, and I'd like to keep it that way.

4:31

I've seen my parents naked, So if

4:33

I see him naked one more time, allelujah,

4:36

let's do that. If you're if you

4:39

you caught your dad just staring at your wife,

4:41

like would that? What would you do? Would you fight

4:43

your dad? No? No, what of you was just like mmmm?

4:46

Like not just you

4:48

know, like you said, you said, the one thing

4:50

that makes the difference is watching your

4:52

dad and watching your parents see your

4:55

wife. I would I would rather not my parent. Would

4:57

you do if they were just standing there being like, h his

5:00

dad starts licking his fingers, Yeah, Like, would you just punch

5:02

him in the face? No? No, his dad

5:04

Jamal murrays him and starts licking his fingers

5:06

like barbecue sauce. Yeah, I mean something

5:09

like that. But dude, I

5:11

would not. That's just the one thing. All

5:14

three of us have seen each other naked. My parents have seen

5:17

they have never seen my

5:19

wife naked. So if we can keep

5:21

that one factor out of it, I'll go ahead and

5:23

walk in on my parents doing the deed. All right, Okay,

5:26

bru, let's back up. I wanted just a little

5:28

more information on this. When did you see

5:30

your parents naked? When

5:32

I was a kid, when do you remember what did you see?

5:34

Obviously you're gonna still remember it. Anytime

5:36

you see your parents naked, you're gonna remember this. So

5:39

go ahead to what was what was the scenario? Walk us

5:41

through it. It was a water bed, well,

5:43

they do have a water bed, go

5:46

but it wasn't a water pedd I mean I must have been like

5:48

five, and I may have walked in their room

5:50

when they had the door closed and my mom or dad

5:52

was getting out of the shower. I mean, it weren't together. It

5:55

was separate instances. So it's

5:57

just something like that, and you just looked for a little

5:59

bit. Oh you don't look for a little bit. You just walk in, Oh

6:01

sorry, Or you walk in like you're

6:03

looking for your mom or dad when you're a tiny kid

6:06

and you go upstairs and oh, dad's in the bathroom.

6:09

Sorry, am I bad man? I've never I've never seen

6:11

that. I just highly doubt you've

6:13

never seen. But I'm telling I'm not. I'm

6:15

not like Ray. I'm telling you right now, I've never seen it.

6:17

Hey, but that's how we play the game. Would

6:20

you rather Ki Ki

6:23

kick Ray? Have

6:25

you seen your parents naked? Now? Yeah?

6:27

Just because We've always had a home.

6:30

I've been blessed. Homes have multiple levels,

6:32

so the kids are always downstairs, parents are upstairs,

6:34

or vice versa. When we moved, parents used to

6:36

be downstairs, we're upstairs. And you never

6:38

when you were like four or five, went looking for your parents

6:40

and there was always mushower. There was the boom.

6:43

You had to go through the one door, then you got to go through the stairs.

6:45

You could always hear stuff if somebody's coming

6:47

up or down. It wasn't like just no, no no, I'm not talking

6:49

about them doing it. I'm not just naked. I'm

6:51

just talking about naked like I was. You know, when

6:53

you're like four, close your eyes right now, can

6:56

you picture your mom naked? Like, oh no, I've never seen

6:58

my mom naked. About my dad, we always used it all shower

7:00

together, Okay, see now that's

7:02

what I'm saying. And I think he showered with us a little

7:04

bit late when my memories were starting to for

7:07

it's a little too too often, But

7:09

that's what I'm saying. See, so it's not

7:13

coach, I don't know what's going on. Shower with your dad

7:15

was the best way to save water. My dad like get in

7:19

but I'm telling you our memories showered

7:21

doing that, Our memories were starting to form

7:23

it, and I don't

7:26

even don't well, no, your your siblings

7:28

are you're a big age out? Yes,

7:30

six years? Okay, so you've never showered with your

7:32

brother or sister. No,

7:36

I remember showering with a cousin. See

7:40

that, guys, I've never showered with my

7:42

dad before, and I've never showered

7:44

with my kids. But how did you learn How

7:46

did you learn how to shower if you didn't shower with you

7:50

My mom taught me how to like bathe myself.

7:52

What age did you shower with your cousin? We

7:54

were probably ten, like ten eleven

7:58

was a girl in a too, two

8:00

of two of us and being like, my

8:02

aunt's the one that's

8:04

two boys, two boys, And my aunt

8:06

was like, you know, you guys, go ahead and take a shower together.

8:08

And eleven I was like, oh, you're

8:11

in middle school, okay, okay, And

8:13

it was like we took the shower together, and I was like,

8:15

all that's kind of weird, but like but

8:17

again, so again, I'll never forget that.

8:20

My question is so like, did

8:22

one stand off to the side while the other one used the song

8:24

oh man, you know yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like there

8:27

was only one shower I was. I was getting, not

8:29

like pushing, get out away. I'm trying to use wash my

8:31

hair. No, I was taking the shower, and then he would be

8:33

on this be across from

8:36

me and wait till I was done. Then we'd swat.

8:38

Okay, because I took a bath with

8:40

my brother and sister when I was like three

8:42

or four, But after that, I

8:44

don't remember ever doing that once we three

8:47

or four. But what's the age gap of all one one and

8:49

one. My brother's two years older me, that's the same thing.

8:52

It's fine, right, but at eleven,

8:54

Yeah, man, we're too old. I'm done. I think that's all

8:56

too old. It was my my aunt's idea, and it

8:58

was just weird, like I even think I

9:00

went back and told my parents and they might have had to talk with

9:02

that. What was her reasoning? Save water? We had

9:04

to go quick, guys, we have dinner

9:07

in like ten minutes. I don't know about the save water

9:09

coach. You and your you, your dad

9:11

and your twin brother, all three of you

9:13

guys that save water. Well, we had well water,

9:15

so I think different.

9:18

Yeah, so you didn't just like let the water

9:20

roll. My dadould be like gone, fifteen

9:23

sixty No, no, no, not that hey, and you wouldn't look

9:25

at the mammoth and just be like what is that? No?

9:29

What age? Because because your dad's looks

9:31

different than yours at that at that time,

9:34

yeah, you're most different now, but

9:36

like, well no, no no, I'm saying, when you're a kid versus

9:38

your dad's, like, it was awkward because

9:40

when you weren't getting bathed, your head

9:43

was like in my dad's. But what

9:49

about the other side, the other person?

9:58

No, parents could do this anymore.

10:07

I can't believe it. I can't.

10:13

I'm telling you. If there's anything out of this podcast

10:15

that we get out of it it is we talk about some real

10:18

deep stuff. Wow,

10:23

I got here. So I'm freaking

10:26

crying, man, right,

10:31

No, no, what

10:35

what? I'm not judging him,

10:37

because no, there's no judgment. There's

10:40

other people out there who did

10:42

the same thing with their damn. I'm sure. I'm

10:44

sure I might have, but I don't remember

10:46

it. No, there's no way. I'm telling you, coach, you would

10:48

remember that. That's my whole point. And I specifically

10:51

remember though my mom. You remember my mom

10:53

said, remember you remember, I

10:56

gotta take a picture of you. You were balling right out.

11:00

Hey. I specifically remember

11:02

my mom saying, hey, what

11:05

she said? He

11:07

said? I remember staring that. But Mom,

11:11

I remember one time we were out in

11:14

the shower. We'd like got finished up, and

11:16

my mom goes, hey, you guys, get you gotta

11:18

stop doing this. These kids are getting older. Yeah

11:20

how old? At that point? I mean, if for her

11:22

to say that, we might have been six

11:24

seven six ers, I

11:27

was like, there's nothing wrong with this. Oh, because

11:29

he was all about it, just because you don't have to

11:31

delay. You're gonna dilly delia. His kids

11:33

are taking is humongous.

11:36

Yeah, and you all must have looked up and

11:38

just been like, damn. We did look

11:42

up because I love it there. I would look up

11:44

and I'd never see the shower. Oh

11:51

wow, so the water I got with second

11:53

hand? Can we call your brother? Is

11:55

there any way we can call your brother? We

11:58

could come another, but he's at the he can't

12:00

just answer. It's so

12:02

loud. Rob a

12:05

rob, We need your phone call right?

12:10

What is the age servience between you and your sister? Two

12:13

years? Did you ever do you remember ever bathing

12:15

with her? See? Because I remember

12:17

being in the bathtub and peeing one time and in

12:19

the water turning yellow, and my

12:21

brother and sister jumped out, and I'm like, I don't

12:23

get why you're getting out Because I was

12:25

three. You can't do that. Well, I didn't know.

12:27

I realized that now, but when I

12:29

was then, I was like, I was just still splashing. What

12:32

ab jerk? You were in a jerk at three? People?

12:34

Can you tweet that picture

12:36

right now? And just so on sore losers,

12:39

show Twitter just so people know what they can expect.

12:41

Just say, just so you know there's tears

12:43

shit already on the podcast. Oh

12:46

my gosh, that was

12:48

funny, giving me laughing. I mean, that took

12:51

us to a whole new level. So why do you guys

12:53

think I love showers so much now because

12:55

you get to take them by yourself and the shower because

12:58

they remind me of good time, dude, I went for

13:00

five years was secondhand why everybody

13:04

my child had spend time with my dad and brother.

13:06

I thought he's gonna say that too, guys,

13:08

why do you think I love showers so much? It reminds me

13:10

to be when my dad and my brother and C and

13:13

I was helping each other get clean. Oh, because

13:15

I'm alone and I can just take it all in and

13:17

me looking straight up and see my dad's

13:19

crack. I never saw

13:22

the water. All

13:24

right, let's we've got to move on. Last

13:27

night, I'm watching the Raptors

13:30

versus seventy Sixers. Okay, they got

13:32

butted. Oh they got housed the

13:35

Raptors. Kyle Lowry, he must

13:37

have listened to the podcast yesterday because

13:39

he came to play. The North. We

13:41

the North came to play. They were a total team

13:43

effort. They dismantled the seventy sixers.

13:46

And after watching last night, I have

13:49

decided the seventy Sixers

13:52

this summer, when their season is over, they

13:55

need to call the New Orleans

13:58

Pelicans and get Anthony. And

14:00

they need to offer Joe l Embiid

14:02

for Anthony Davis and maybe a couple

14:04

of first round traff picks. I know it's taken a chance.

14:07

Joe l Embiid is really good. He's

14:10

gon supposedly going to be a star in this league.

14:13

Anthony Davis only has one year on his contract

14:15

remaining, so you are taking a chance

14:19

of him not resigning with you. But

14:21

Joel Embiid is injured

14:24

all the time he's sick, I

14:27

don't know if you can count on him going

14:29

forward. As much as I love Joe l. Embiid,

14:32

he is a great player when he's on the

14:34

court, But watching him last

14:36

night, I was just like, can

14:38

you trust him? I don't know if he was sick

14:41

last night or if he just wasn't feeling

14:43

well. I don't know what the problem was, but

14:46

it was awful. Did he show signs

14:48

that he was sick or he just played like he

14:50

was sick. I didn't

14:52

see a stat sheet. I wasn't waking up in the

14:54

morning memorizing that. Saw some highlights. Saw it

14:56

was a blowout. Made sure that my money line covered

14:59

it. Did I listen to your speech

15:01

myself, and I thought that is something to

15:04

know. The Raptors have to win. It was a

15:06

must win game for the Raptors, their city,

15:08

their franchise, their country, their flag,

15:11

their government. It was

15:13

a huge, huge day in

15:16

Canada, in Toronto, Toronto. Yes,

15:20

Joel embiad misshoot around because

15:22

he was sick. There you go, I understand

15:25

them. I mean, Jordan played a game sick. Joel

15:28

Embiid can't even you're

15:30

talking about warm up. But Mbie did play,

15:32

but he didn't play very well and they haven't

15:34

said what's wrong with him. Maybe there's something seriously

15:37

wrong with him. I don't know. Maybe he's out there gutting

15:39

it out. But my whole thing is when

15:41

the Sixers need him most, he's

15:43

hurt. He misses an entire season,

15:46

he misses stretches of games. They didn't let him play

15:48

back to backs because they don't know if

15:50

they can trust his health. And then here he

15:53

is sick in the playoffs. Okay, people get

15:55

sick, but it just seems like time

15:57

after time after time stuff come

16:00

up with his health that is a problem

16:02

in the long run. So are

16:05

you willing to tie? I

16:08

don't know, but I'm but I'm just saying

16:10

if you want to do something, both if you are

16:13

the seventy sixers and you because

16:16

upper management and Sixers fans, they have

16:18

to be nervous every time Joel

16:20

Embiid goes down or anything,

16:22

because he gets hurt a lot. The history is

16:25

there. He is a he gets hurt a

16:27

lot, he's sick. Money

16:29

time you take

16:31

a risk and go for Anthony

16:33

Davis, for Joe l. Embiid and hope

16:36

the Pelicans will bite and take

16:38

that and take the injury prone,

16:40

sickness prone Joel Embiid

16:43

off your hands, and you get Anthony Davis,

16:45

and you get him there and you try to convince

16:47

him to stay in Philadelphia because he Anthony

16:49

Davis would be an amazing trade,

16:52

amazing for the Sixers. Sixers.

16:54

What do you get with Joe l Embid? Big guy shoots

16:56

threes, he's good. Download, he's good download, he's

16:59

a magician. He's really good when he's good.

17:01

But he's really I mean, he's

17:04

not there a lot of the times. And last night he

17:06

wasn't there again. Kawhi Leonard was there

17:08

last night. Kyle Lowry was there

17:10

last night. How did they win by thirty

17:13

points? They dismantled it. It was a

17:15

total from the jump, well

17:18

played so well. I went to bed.

17:20

It was eight eight. I placed a money line

17:22

bet. What happened from there? They went

17:24

to bed When the game was eight to eight, eight to eight, I thought, well,

17:27

it's gonna be a shootout. It was a minus two hundred,

17:29

so it was a great bet. It was a great money line

17:31

bet, and I was just feeling raptors before going

17:33

to bed, lay my head on the pillow. I wake up

17:35

they win by thirty. I look like a genius. What

17:38

happened from the eight eight point in the game?

17:41

So what happened at the beginning of the game. Let's see what happened

17:43

from that point on. While they've passed it over here to Kawhi,

17:46

he went in for a dunk. Then they

17:48

passed it to Kasaul. He had a little runner

17:50

in the lane. They just dominated.

17:53

He still making his shots. Yeah,

17:56

it was just a dismantling by

17:58

the Raptors. The Surge played well a block

18:01

of Oh he got a big old gash in his head, you see

18:03

that. No, he had a big old band aid on his hand. Um,

18:06

but I did. I turned it off at halftime because

18:08

it was over. It was at halftime. It

18:10

was a twenty two point game at half, and I said,

18:12

I'm out. I'll catch the Trailblazers

18:15

and Nuggets. And guess what, you could

18:17

turn that game off pretty early too, because the

18:19

Nuggets steamroll them because

18:21

they're in the Mile High City. Man,

18:24

man, we don't lose it home, man,

18:26

man, we always win. We're high. Oh,

18:29

when did the ads play here? We got

18:31

a conflict of a stadium? Oh

18:33

ice cold? Oh, I feel it a little

18:35

colder. Hey,

18:38

is there still ice underneath here? Yeah,

18:40

there is ice under the court. Oh, they

18:43

don't bring it in. I'm telling

18:45

you that ice stays under the court.

18:47

Guys. Why don't you guys believe me when I tell

18:50

you the ice is paper thin? The ice

18:52

is like no thicker than an inch or two

18:54

inches, like it's this much

18:56

water. Guys, it freezes in thirty

18:58

minutes. You're telling me I have more ice in my cup from

19:00

McDonald's. Yes, no, that's as

19:03

far as Yeah, they don't. That's why if the

19:05

ice was too thick, you wouldn't be able to see the paint underneath

19:07

it. Ice in that thick guys.

19:09

It's a layer of like an inch of ice and water.

19:12

They freeze. I'm pretty sure they leave the ice underneath

19:14

the floor. Yes, it was never an issue with

19:16

the Predators. We don't have a basketball team. Good

19:19

thing, it's just with like

19:21

country research. Do that give that a google?

19:23

Why? I move on to the next guys. Why

19:25

do you think during Predators season, why if there's

19:27

a concert or they're more slips and falls because there's

19:29

freaking ice. They're not walking

19:32

on the ice, Yes they are. The ice is

19:34

below the concert floor. Yeah,

19:36

but they have. They have. It's so thick,

19:39

it was thick whatever they put over the

19:41

ice that you're not gonna feel the effects,

19:44

Like you're not colder at a concert because

19:46

there's ice underneath there. What makes you think the

19:48

ice is just there's the there's like these

19:50

freezers underneath the floor that are keeping

19:52

the ice there. No, they don't want

19:54

to google that. Yeah, Google, do the Nuggets

19:57

leave the ice underneath the basketball floor. I'm

19:59

telling you research concerts around the country.

20:01

When they're played on an ice floor, there is more

20:04

slips, there's I mean, I'm assuming they play in the same

20:06

stadium. I have no idea. I've never been

20:08

to Pepsi Center unless there's two Pepsi

20:10

Centers. All

20:12

right, all of these do. I'm pretty

20:14

sure they all do. I mean the

20:16

Pistons luckily didn't have to play on ice because

20:19

the Red Wings suck the same thing with its

20:21

Staple centers. So I'm reading about that right now. Let's see.

20:24

No, no, no, don't know. Okay.

20:27

Thanks to modern technology that exists in today's

20:30

sports arenas, the crews

20:32

that manned the Staples Center are able to

20:34

transition between basketball courts and

20:36

ice hockey rinks quickly, Hold

20:40

up, hold up, yeah, but we don't care how

20:42

many chairs they can set up in ten minutes. We care if

20:44

the ice gets removed. Oh,

20:47

they got a great facility staff. Boy, they

20:49

can turn. The layer of ice on a hockey

20:51

rink is only about an inch thick,

20:53

but it's stiwever it creates.

20:57

It is created out of many tiny layers of ice

20:59

that makes the ice stronger. So

21:05

when it's time to convert the ice hockey rink into basketball

21:07

court, the walls the glass panels around

21:09

the rink are removed, but the ice. Pieces

21:11

of insulated plywood are laid over the top

21:13

of the ice boom, but the

21:16

ice stays ice. Say

21:19

yeah. There's a guy in Florida, okay, twenty

21:21

three year old man. He got pulled over

21:23

on Sunday because he

21:25

has a bumper sticker on his brown Chevrolet

21:29

and the bumper sticker said I

21:31

eat ass okay,

21:35

And the deputy said, sorry, you're gonna need to

21:37

remove that bumper sticker because it

21:39

buyo lights Florida's obscenity

21:41

law. And so he drives

21:43

off. Next day, deputy

21:45

sees him again, still sees as

21:48

the sticker I eat ass and

21:51

he was arrested all

21:53

because he wants to eat ass bumper sticker. There's

21:57

a company that actually manufactures a bumper

21:59

sticker, said, I don't

22:01

have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with him having a bumper

22:03

sticker like that. Yeah, like what if he really likes

22:05

to I mean, it's it's kind of like it's okay.

22:07

Like the first thing I thought was like, well,

22:09

my kids, when my kids read it or whatever, It's like

22:12

I don't even think they'd even notice it. And if they did,

22:14

who would just be like yeah, whatever. It's like he likes

22:16

donkeys, Yeah,

22:18

like whatever, just make something up. It's not a bad

22:21

bumper sticker. Speaking of it reminds me of

22:23

I spoke about a tunnel like on the Bobby Bone

22:25

Show. On the show that we're on, I talk about these

22:27

guys that graffiti the spoiler for the Avengers.

22:30

I didn't mention that they also spray painted

22:32

penises and uh like

22:34

stick figures having sex and all this stuff that

22:36

I didn't mention on the show, but like that

22:39

that came to mind too. Of just like kids

22:42

in the car Man, like I can't just like

22:44

have like all this stuff on its spray

22:46

mint on the wall that they're looking because my son's the one

22:48

that like spotted it, and that's

22:50

hard to like tell them, I don't look at that.

22:52

That's just someone being immature. Son. So

22:55

the I eat ass is funny to college kids,

22:57

but people with kids, you gotta explain it. You

22:59

do have to gets. But yeah,

23:01

but gus,

23:03

my kids not old enough. But I think it's funny. But I can't

23:06

read, daddy, what does it mean

23:09

he eats donkeys? Son? That's

23:11

not what it What does it mean? An ass?

23:13

It's another name for a donkey. I've never

23:15

heard that expression. I never had a donkey barker before.

23:18

Then you gotta go find a donkey.

23:23

That's when it gets weird. But for

23:25

this dude to get arrested for it, yeah, I

23:27

don't know about all that. I mean, that's a little extreme him.

23:30

Just for him one to eat ass. Sounded like that cop

23:33

had it out for him. But yeah, they must not like each other.

23:35

You must go back to high school as a kid. You know the bumper

23:37

stickers, you remember, the ones with swear words in it. I'll

23:39

never forget. In our hometown, a guy always drove around

23:41

with an s happens

23:44

sometimes, and we always ask what

23:46

does that mean? Has happened? And she's just like, it's She

23:48

always would tell us, just not a good outlook

23:50

for life. What

23:52

what does it mean? Though? Means

23:54

he's negative. He just thinks bad about everything.

23:57

What it's just not

23:59

how we live. He's in a

24:01

bad mood. That's what you tell us, huh.

24:04

And so we always wondered, what what does s

24:06

happens mean? He's just

24:08

he's a negative person. Don't act like

24:11

we're not that dude. Those those bumps

24:13

are huge. The favorite ones were the

24:15

were the Calvin Hobbs where he would be pissing on

24:17

a four symbol.

24:20

My parents would always to be like, don't don't like it. I

24:23

thought that was so freaking funny,

24:26

so funny, and now

24:28

there's no real funny ones like right, and then

24:30

the people that put balls hanging from that's

24:32

the one. I was just thinking that

24:35

that's hilarious, like a big rig and they put the balls

24:37

hanging from the first time I saw that, and it

24:39

was I was older. That wasn't until

24:41

like more recent because it's harder to notice. You

24:43

don't see it as often. It's a very rare

24:45

thing and when you do find it. It's a good set of ball big

24:49

You ever go to Sam Marcus, Texas. Everybody

24:51

that goes to Texas State and a truck got the ball, got a

24:53

set of balls. Really yeah, absolutely,

24:56

it's like a requirement to have balls on your truck. It's

24:58

Texas State, Dude, you go to a pool party. I rolled

25:00

in the trailblazer. Nothing really, it's just murdered out,

25:02

you know, tended windshield. That's all I did. Got

25:04

guys in trucks, set of balls, set of balls, set

25:06

of balls. Hey, guys are cool. If I park here, they all

25:08

got their nuts flapping all over the place. I'm

25:11

gonna pull it in my trailblazer. Hey guys,

25:13

I got out some beer in the back. Their nuts are

25:16

all over the place in the parking lot. I grew up

25:18

in South Texas, where like it was

25:20

there was a certain kind of people like

25:22

that airbrush the back of their pickup

25:24

trucks. Those are so cool,

25:26

like like it

25:29

was like an image of and it was

25:31

like airbrush. You know. There was

25:33

my apartment complex in college in San Antonio.

25:36

They had a desert scene like a wolf and us

25:38

moon. So they would do that. But then they would always

25:40

step it up. It'd be like the desert scene, like

25:42

the Grand Canyon, and then their truck,

25:45

the exact truck that you're looking at. There's

25:47

the image of that truck on the Grand

25:49

Canyon with a hot chick lay on top

25:51

of it. Yes, like sometimes they'd up it up

25:53

like that, and sometimes they put

25:55

a naked chick on it. And those

25:58

dude, and we were kids, we'd be like, whoa, whoa

26:01

naked chick airbrush back of the truck. And my

26:03

kids would be like God, my dad would just speed it up and try

26:05

to pass them as fast as we could. Dude, Now, no

26:07

vehicles are cool. He just got Tesla's and out he's

26:09

driving around. But I do like the cars

26:12

that have lights underneath them. Yeah, those

26:14

are kind of cool too, right, Like they got like

26:16

they light up the street underneath them. I

26:18

like it when whenever you're out and they got hydro

26:22

told you that's legit. That is so cool.

26:24

I would never do it to my car because I don't think I could

26:26

pull it off. But I do. That's

26:29

right, That's what and what do we learn today that

26:31

Ray, oh my god, Howard with his dad

26:33

and his brother until he was eleven, and

26:35

and Eddie showered with his cousins till he was twelve.

26:38

That's messed up. I didn't like that at all, and

26:41

that again. I'll never forget about it. All

26:43

right, all right, great day, goodbye,