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Your buddy and miss the Bobby Balls

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America. This is

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a Bobby Ball that's right.

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Yeah, good morning, Welcome to Wednesday show

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more Studio. Yeah,

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Chelsea and Oklahoma. Yes,

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what's happening? Oh? Nothing

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much the stort? Yeah. What kind of job you get?

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I actually look in the whole film. What

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time you have to wake up? I

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get about three thirty every morning? Man,

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I feel that pain. Huh.

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Let me ask you a question, Chelsea, because I wake

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up at three, there's rarely

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a morning if ever, then

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I'm just happy to wake up at three. I'm

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not a morning person and I have a morning person job.

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How does that work for you?

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You got a bed late and you get up early,

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so it's like it's thinks you

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take naps all day? Nah?

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Yeah, Lunchbox takes naps

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all day every day. Amy,

1:03

do you take naps at all? So occasionally?

1:06

But did the kids cut those out? Um?

1:08

Yeah? Well the other day I took a nap here at the office

1:10

just because I knew. Yeah,

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Like I was right there on that couch.

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I set my alarm for twenty minutes, and I

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like tried to sleep, but then lunchboxs and Eddie kept

1:19

walking in and I'm like, hullo, I'm trying

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to take a quick nap here locked a door.

1:24

No, I'm not gonna talkwere I thought her husband

1:26

maybe kicked out of the house. We

1:28

were already here working And it was a twenty minute

1:30

nap. Like it wasn't like I was sleeping here

1:32

overnight. It was the middle of the day, just

1:35

trying to get a little shut at. No, I had to go meet

1:38

up with them, and then there wasn't enough time to drive home.

1:40

So in that time of instead of

1:42

driving home, I took a nap and it actually

1:45

was amazing. I was like, lunch box might be onto

1:47

something. He he goes to bed.

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No, he does sleep four hours

1:51

sleep. Yeah, it's not a twenty minute

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I do. My husband taught me, No,

1:56

twenty minutes is not combat nap is what

1:58

we call him at our house, and they actually

2:00

can be highly effective. So when your husband was

2:03

serving, would he literally take combat naps?

2:05

Yeah, and he still does at home. I mean, I guess that's

2:07

just what they nickname him. But yeah, you sleep when you can,

2:09

and he can literally shut his eyes and fall asleep like

2:12

anywhere. He may have to have his little mask and earplugs

2:14

in but he'll go, well, they got me little right

2:17

now, little mask. Okay, it's

2:19

like an eye mask when it blocks out the light. And

2:21

then you make fun of him for the mask. Well,

2:23

listen, it was mine. Oh

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is it pink? No, it's flat. But he

2:28

may have to stop wearing it because he thinks it's breaking him

2:30

out. O see, just throwing

2:32

him under the bus completely. It's

2:34

cute though, Chelsea, you hearing this. Hey,

2:37

they work though, that's twenty minutes time enough, they

2:39

work. Well. Hey, I appreciate

2:41

you calling anything you want to say. No,

2:44

you guys, you guys make my day. Whenever I listened

2:46

to you. I have been able to listen

2:48

to you guys for about a week. I've been having to now to choose

2:50

it for mom. But when I do get listening

2:52

to you guys, you guys to make my day so well, thank you

2:55

very much, and I hope things get better with your mom. I

2:57

appreciate your calling the

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mom. Amy send me a

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story and the link was how to

3:03

email like a boss? And I thought email

3:05

like how to email like a ball like a boss, like a

3:07

baller, But really it's had to email like a boss,

3:10

like a legit boss, like a CEO.

3:12

And basically, you just need to respond

3:15

to emails quickly to

3:17

the point as possible, and that's how you're

3:19

you stay efficient and you get things done.

3:22

And I've always thought of Bobby's email style

3:24

as I don't know, sort of like rude,

3:26

yeah yeah, not boss like, but

3:29

just short and like confusing,

3:31

because it would make me think like, oh, is he being short

3:33

with me, like if I've done something wrong, and then I analyze

3:35

it for ten minutes, which I shouldn't do. But

3:37

really, what I learned after I

3:39

read this is like, oh, my gosh, Bobby's just been emailing

3:42

like a boss, like oh,

3:45

because that's what they do. Because then otherwise,

3:48

if you spend too long in your email, that's not a good use

3:50

of time. And then if you don't respond because you

3:52

want to do some crazy long response, your emails

3:54

back up again. You're not efficient.

3:57

For me. If I get an email, I try to get it out

4:00

of my box as fast as possible. Wow with

4:02

my thoughts that need and it's

4:04

the article is emailing like a CEO. Okay,

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Well, I type so much they end up being a draft

4:10

and then I'm like, maybe i'll send this later when I have more

4:12

time with you. So

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yeah, I do get in trouble from my tone, but

4:17

I'm not your tongue. I like to call my tone CEO

4:20

tone. Yeah, like a boss

4:22

short like, but it's everything

4:24

you need, isn't in an answer? Maybe you

4:26

get one of those email signatures that you

4:28

know, it's the automatic goes with all your emails

4:30

at the bottom like it's signed Bobby PS.

4:33

Read this like I'm a boss,

4:35

Like, don't get offended, like I'm

4:37

not being rude. I'm just emailing like a boss.

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St because

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it sounds like a sign way longer than an email,

4:45

but it's already there. You don't even to think about it, just

4:47

there. It just goes with the email. And that way people

4:49

know, like me who have known

4:51

you for ten years, but I still analyze every email longer

4:54

than ten years. Oh yeah, you're right, way

4:56

longer than ten years, twelve or thirteen years like I

4:58

but I know, like it's just you. Yeah,

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you're just being efficient. I'm gonna try it out. I met,

5:03

I'll clear up. Let's see how many emails I haven't

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unread in my Here we go, oh one thousand,

5:07

six hundred forty seven. All right, start emailing back

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like a boss, Hey

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Terrell and Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah,

5:16

what ut buddy? Oh man, Uh

5:19

just wanted to call a long time

5:21

listener, big Tom fan. U commute

5:24

about an hour and a half two hours every day to work,

5:26

and uh, you guys a shows on

5:28

the radio non stop on the way home, on the way

5:30

there, and uh, positivity

5:33

is awesome and you guys are great

5:35

to listen to. And I just wanted to say congrats on money

5:38

Dancing with the Stars. It was the first

5:40

and only season I've ever watched, probably will

5:42

watch. That is funny.

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Hey, so what do you do for eleven? I

5:46

work out a fire department, and so you drive

5:49

an hour and a half two hours every day. Well,

5:52

the way it plays out as we work ten days a

5:54

month, so it ends up being about twenty

5:56

twenty or a little bit more days a month that I end

5:58

up making the commute, which isn't ter Well oh

6:01

yeah, okay, I get it. So you don't have to do it as much, but when

6:03

you do, it's a little longer. I guess, kind of like a shift

6:05

too, right, Like taught me to a shift for you. So

6:08

we're twenty four hour shifts eight am to eight am,

6:11

eight to five Mondays through Friday. We do

6:14

anything from training to install smoke detectors

6:16

for people in our community, to fire

6:19

prevention of anything

6:22

of that nature. Train and then

6:25

after five o'clock we kind of it's

6:27

like living with your second family, have dinner.

6:30

You know, we're at the station for twenty four hours,

6:32

so sleep there. If we have a

6:34

call in the middle of night, we're there, we're quicker to

6:37

get out and go help someone

6:39

I think they need it. There's so many questions for you

6:41

here. How about when you when you go to sleep

6:43

and you're at work because you have to sleep, But

6:45

are you kind of sleeping with one eye open because you could

6:47

get the call anytime? Yeah?

6:50

Kind of. You don't sleep as well

6:52

as you do at home, that's for sure. Everyone

6:55

has little niches that they do to help them

6:57

sleep a little bit lighter. I sleep with the tbond

6:59

just so I have some background noise. Don't

7:01

get to sleep as good as I do at home.

7:03

But it's uh, it's fun, I

7:05

mean awesome job. So

7:08

do you have a firepole that you jumped down even if you

7:10

don't need it, you just slide down the pole. No,

7:12

we don't. Man, they remodeled the station

7:14

I'm at right before I got hired

7:17

on and they took out the

7:19

firepole. They said, it's too bad on the knees and lower

7:21

back. Everybody's getting older.

7:23

It's all right, we gotta pull it out. Okay.

7:26

So man, it's

7:29

do you have a wife? Uh?

7:32

Well a girlfriend? You have a girlfriend,

7:35

yes, Okay. What does you think about your risking

7:37

your life all the time, Like it's a noble

7:39

thing that you're doing. But for her, I bet it's like, man,

7:42

like it's tough. Huh. Well, we actually

7:44

met because of that. I moved a little bit closer

7:46

for a little while. Um and she

7:48

was a bartender at a local restaurant

7:50

and we met because of the fire station.

7:53

And she knew when we met that, hey,

7:56

this is it. This is what I'm gonna do, no

7:58

matter what. And she kind

8:00

of realized how everything works

8:02

out and how everything plays. And she's like, you know, I'm

8:04

not really worried. Did you guys wash more trucks

8:06

than you go to fires? So it

8:09

only takes one fire, though, Man, you're risking your life.

8:12

Like, listen, all of us in the show, we really appreciate

8:14

what you do. Like all jokes aside, like I know you

8:16

called to say something about our show.

8:18

But we're just a bunch of goobers up here talking

8:20

on the radio. Like what you do. That's real life stuff. Man.

8:22

We appreciate you. I appreciate

8:24

it, sir. It's it's awesome. Like I said, A big

8:27

fan of you guys listening. Yet every morning I'm

8:29

on the road. So can I send this guy like an a sign

8:31

book or something? Would? Hey? Can I send you a sign book?

8:34

We read it. I don't even care if you read it. Will you take it and not throw

8:36

it away? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

8:38

all right? Good. I have a book called fail until

8:40

you don't tear a hold on the line. Here, I'm gonna get you this on

8:42

caught. This guy's here, bro, come on, risking

8:45

his live every day? Come on, all

8:47

right? And then in his free time or they install

8:49

fire things and people's home

8:51

cats out of train. Now, I'm like, gosh, firefighters

8:54

right, an old lady occasional up in a tree by saving them.

8:57

Come on, that's a good thing, right there. I love that. Hey,

9:01

I'm gonna give you isolated vocals from a famous

9:03

singer. Just tell me what band they're in. For example,

9:06

listen to this clip here you go hello, Hello,

9:11

slid Saperia.

9:19

You would know that we got a point if

9:22

that were true. Okay, here we go. Name this.

9:24

You can name the singer or the band, either one by

9:26

their isolated vocals from a recording studio.

9:28

Go and just saying

9:31

this moment for the

9:34

rest time. Yea,

9:40

Steven Tyler? Correct? Good? Isn't

9:42

it cool to hear that? Eddie's so awesome? I love

9:44

like you hear it's straight vocals here the harmonies

9:46

on the top of it. I love

9:49

it so much. Amy named

9:51

the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only.

9:53

Number two, go ahead, but if you never

9:56

try, never just

10:01

watch you.

10:06

Can you name that singer? Go

10:08

ahead, Chris Mark Chris

10:10

Martin correct. Okay. Number three

10:13

isolated vocals from recording studio. Named the singer,

10:15

go Hello, Hello,

10:17

Hello, it's

10:20

a dangerous now

10:27

the stus

10:31

Now all

10:34

right? Who is that? Do

10:37

you know the song? Yes? It's

10:39

just him in a studio singing, and they've taken

10:41

the vocals off the recording. Just a

10:43

vocals? Who is that? Come

10:46

on? I don't I can't hear him? No

10:49

nothing. Oh, that's

10:51

so cool. That's Kurt Cobain. That's it. That's

10:53

right, man, I

10:55

got chills. Listen to that clip. Let's

10:57

do two more. Here is the next one, and this

11:00

is I'll give you a hints nineteen seventies. Okay,

11:02

all right, action did

11:10

mean to make you cry

11:13

If I'm not back to a jail

11:15

this time tomorrow? Carry

11:18

on, carry on nothing,

11:23

go ahead, yes,

11:26

nice? All right? One

11:28

more? Name this one. This is a singer's

11:30

isolated vocals. Go ahead. Do you

11:33

have that time to listen

11:35

to me whine about

11:38

nothing and everything all

11:41

once? I am one

11:43

of those malagramatic

11:46

bulls, natic

11:48

to the bone, notes about

11:50

it sometime I can't

11:52

myself now you'll

11:54

know it. No, I mean I know the song

11:57

song, but I can't think of food. The guy is ok

11:59

or in up? You know the band? Thank

12:02

come crack it up. Yeah, I'm gonna

12:04

be mad at myself. You are gonna be mad at yourself

12:06

because you for sure know it. I know it's

12:08

it's Green day BILLI Joe Armstrong, Okay

12:10

Green Hey? Do this play that back amy, sing the

12:12

harmonies to it, like, sing the high part as it sings.

12:15

Ready, and you have that

12:17

time to listen

12:19

to me wine, I

12:22

get end everything, anything

12:26

to harmony do it ollow

12:28

trythmatic fools to

12:32

the bone, no doubt about it.

12:34

Amy go hime, can't myself

12:37

green? All

12:44

right, it's time for the good news.

12:51

Zoey Buck is in the fourth grade and she's

12:53

never had a haircut. Her hair is

12:56

all the way down to her knees, and she's like,

12:58

goes to her mom, says, mom, you know it's time

13:00

to get a haircut. I want to donate my hair

13:02

to wigs for kids. And so she

13:04

cut all her hair off so a kid with cancer

13:06

can get a wig. Love it. Yeah,

13:09

how was she? She's in fourth grade, never had a

13:11

haircut. It's a lot of hair

13:13

too. Lunch Box cut his hair once. He

13:15

grew it all out, and he was gonna donate it. Yeah,

13:18

but that's not why he grew it out. Oh,

13:20

it was a bet. It was a bet with a body. Your

13:24

buddy Mark, right, Yeah, my buddy Mark,

13:26

Yeah, his firefighter. And I hadn't hadn't

13:28

had a haircut in a month. He goes, Man, as as long as I've ever

13:30

seen your hair. And I was like, man, I'll go a whole year without

13:32

cutting my hair. He goes, I bet you

13:34

won't. I said, Okay, So we've

13:36

bet a thousand bucks,

13:40

and let's be real, there wasn't

13:42

all of it. There was drinking involved,

13:45

and so after

13:47

a year, I didn't get a dollar,

13:50

but I had the long hair. So you did fulfill

13:52

your end of the bet. He didn't pay you. No, he still owes me.

13:55

And you know why, because that's too much money to be over.

13:58

He got prank. It doesn't matter. That's still too much money.

14:00

Oh yeah, I mean I understand that. But we'd

14:02

been drinking, and six months into the bet, when he got

14:05

a girl pregnant, I was like, hey, dude, it's a

14:07

lot of money. You're gonna have a kid. You want to call off

14:09

the bet, we'll just call it right now, goes no, man, I'm

14:11

good for it. Still here

14:14

we are, like ten years later. He still wants to be money

14:16

and then his hair, so he did decide

14:19

to donate it to Locks of Love Locks for lever

14:21

what I do? And they

14:23

did you ever get your certificate? It

14:28

was too gross take

14:30

his hair because it was two gross, I mean, and they

14:32

were take like, did you did

14:35

you not sending it to clean up the skill?

14:37

No, I was No one

14:39

took your hair. Take it

14:42

was gross. You have a funky and gross.

14:45

It's not funny because it says when

14:47

we use your hair, we'll send you a certificate,

14:51

and no certificate. I'm still I mean god,

14:53

I mean it was long on

14:56

my back. I mean Joe dirt

14:58

in the back like

15:00

that, but all of it, it was Joe dirt front, backside.

15:03

And this is when Tom Brady had long hair.

15:05

So every day lunch Bucks just to

15:08

Brady, be honest, you don't Everybody

15:10

thought I looked like you

15:12

don't

15:13

know, okay,

15:17

but I do like her story. Yeah, good job Zoe

15:19

Buck. Good job Zoey Buck. That

15:22

was tell me something good.

15:25

Sorry to day.

15:28

This story comes us from Key West, Florida.

15:31

A twenty two year old man went to a tattoo

15:33

shop and got a sharp tattoo on his calf

15:35

all right, and he said, oh, it's gonna be two hundred

15:38

dollars. Let me run to the ATM and get the money.

15:40

Never came back. The only problem

15:42

is he put the picture on Instagram. I

15:45

always put the picture of the tattoo of the Yeah,

15:47

check out my new tat Yeah. The owner of the

15:49

tattoo parlor said, get your blank

15:51

back here before I call the cops.

15:54

I didn't come back, so he called the cops. I

15:56

wonder how he was tipped off to that. I

15:59

guess he just started, you know, searching social

16:01

media and found in the shark had to be from the same town

16:03

though, right, yeah, Key West

16:05

Florida. Like he had to live there. It wasn't like a spring

16:07

breaker. It wasn't someone on vacation. Was someone

16:09

that lived there. He shouldn't have stolen stuff.

16:11

You should never have put online, like give it what three months?

16:15

Okay, no, you have

16:17

a no, okay, okay, lunch box

16:19

at your bone head Story of the day. I about looking

16:21

at your feet and seeing the guy going, hey, get back

16:23

here. You're probably like, oh no,

16:31

let me say, I'm looking at the phones. I'm shocked at

16:33

how many people have escape fund. Oh

16:36

okay, yeah. An escape

16:38

fund is you

16:40

put a little money to side just

16:43

in case you have to escape your marriage. She

16:47

said. The woman had read the story about that she

16:49

was perfectly happy, but that every

16:51

woman should have one just in case. Now I take

16:53

it and go broader than women. Yeah, I

16:56

mean, do you think she's speaking to women that

16:58

aren't working? So then does it have

17:00

to be more shady because they're putting us. They're

17:02

having to like sneak money into a fund. No,

17:05

she says. One of her friends

17:07

said, hey, just put away X amount

17:09

of months into your escape fund, and so she

17:11

started doing it and she's happy and sounds helpful,

17:14

like, yeah,

17:16

let's go over to Cody first. Carriage is great,

17:18

but Cody and Alabama, Hi, Cody,

17:21

what's going on? Bobby? What do you think about this? Buddy?

17:24

I actually had one. Uh, I

17:27

had one and had to use it. I

17:31

didn't I didn't put it in there

17:33

with hoots of the doors. But I

17:36

just put you know, some rainy day money away

17:38

on the side and wound up

17:40

having to use it for a divorce. It rained.

17:44

Yeah, hey rain, yeah hard

17:46

and that rain took away half of stuff? Oh round?

17:49

Really? Amy?

17:52

Yeah? Do you have car insurance? I

17:54

do? Don't even check you can

17:58

I just say something without you yelling? Ammy? Yeah,

18:00

if I can have the talking stick for a second, okay,

18:02

yeah you can at your show, our

18:05

show? Okay, okay,

18:08

but boss, if

18:12

you say, why would you do that? You don't want it

18:14

to happen. Same thing with having car insurance,

18:16

life insurance just

18:19

in case you don't want to have a car wreck. But

18:21

if you do. Isn't it nice to be covered? Yeah?

18:24

For that rain you don't want to die? Yeah,

18:26

just in case. Isn't it good that somebody else is

18:28

covered? That's all I'm saying. Kelly and North Dakota.

18:30

You're on the air. Hey, thank

18:32

you for calling. What do you think about this escape fund?

18:35

I think that every person should have

18:38

a little bit of something set aside for them and

18:40

if they need it as this fund, then yeah, that's

18:42

where it is. Do you think? Okay? Go ahead?

18:44

Yeah, man, it's sick your show, go ahead. Okay.

18:47

Does the other person know about

18:49

this fund or is it? Is it open? Because a prenup

18:51

you both know about it. It's been signed. You're all

18:53

in the know. But if you're just

18:57

oh okay, so he because

18:59

he is he's a soul provider. Like I

19:01

work part time, he's

19:06

a sole provider, and he's okay with you taking

19:08

some of the money in case one day y'all don't work out.

19:10

I work part time, Oh okay,

19:13

and so I whenever I have I

19:15

do inter your painting on the side. So when I have a big

19:17

job, I put one hundred dollars away

19:19

and he knows that randomly. I

19:21

just take a little bit of my money and I just put it away.

19:23

But he knows it's for that, not for like clothes.

19:27

When before we were married, he knew it was for that. Now

19:31

we bought a boat with some of it and

19:33

I put it away. Yeah, and

19:36

I agree with Coldie. It's like a rainy day fund.

19:38

And if that rainy day happens to be an

19:40

escape then okay,

19:45

right, it could be for any kind in your mind

19:48

though, Because one of my friends just texting me, who got

19:50

divorce, race goes, Hey, yo, skate

19:52

funds aren't legal. I tried. Oh really,

19:54

Yeah, you can't call it that. It's got to be different

19:57

account. You can't even hide money.

20:00

Yeah, that's why I'm like people, it's as

20:02

long as you know about it, doesn't make it more. Okay,

20:04

Page, I'm gonna

20:06

go with a strong no. In my opinion,

20:09

you should take whatever money that you're feeling you

20:11

need to save on the side in case of a divorce

20:13

and buy from counseling for your marriage.

20:16

That's right. What if it's over, like, what if the

20:18

counseling is done and you've exhausted it,

20:20

Okay, then you cannot call it an

20:23

escape. Fun I see what you're saying, you know, Okay,

20:25

PIGGYMANK. We'll call it PIGGYMANK. Okay.

20:28

But if you're just putting money aside in case

20:30

any crappy thing happens in your life and you just

20:32

so happen to use it for that, I'm okay

20:34

with it. But setting aside money strictly

20:37

for just in case my husband decides to leave

20:39

me, I'm not okay with okay, And I

20:41

appreciate your opinion, you know, I'm wait, hold

20:43

on, if he's the one that's causing the leaving, the yeah,

20:45

it might be good to have a little extra money. Oh

20:47

little hot sauce over there. I don't

20:49

know. I can't decide. I

20:51

guess if you both know about it,

20:54

it just seems so not like hopeful

20:57

in the roction. I guess I'm just a

20:59

Southern Louisiana bad food. Now. I feel

21:01

you. I'm with you. I'm just like she agrees

21:04

with you. I do agree with you. I'm just also

21:06

sometimes it seems like, oh what if you

21:08

never mean? Some people are in some really hard situations

21:10

where they might need a little escape fund. So

21:13

I don't want to totally blanket hate it.

21:15

You don't blanket hate it page.

21:17

I appreciate you. Thank

21:19

you. See later. Hey let me know. Hey Heather in Austin,

21:21

what do you think about having an escape fund in a marriage?

21:25

I had an escape fund, I had a secret

21:27

account m my

21:30

my husband started turning really

21:32

means and so I started putting

21:35

money aside and plans to leave them,

21:37

and I did it, and I've exhausted

21:39

all of those funds. So you would recommend

21:42

what you

21:44

know, You should always have money

21:47

set aside because you never know who you marry until

21:49

you really divorced them. You

21:52

never know who you marry until you divorce

21:54

the one

21:57

I would just went through one year long battle

22:00

with my ex husband and it's

22:03

finally over, but it was expensive.

22:05

That just tells me this, Heather. As I'm listening to you, I

22:07

go a boy. I feel like Heather, No, she's been

22:09

through. It's hard for me to go to somebody

22:12

and take advice if they haven't screwed up a lot and what I'm

22:14

asking about, So that would be it'd be hard for

22:16

me to go to a priest and talk about marriage

22:18

because he's never been married. Oh, so

22:20

that would be tough for me. So that

22:22

being said, I feel like someone like Heather who's

22:24

been through the ring in a divorce. Maybe

22:26

when I find the person I'm going to marry, I

22:29

divorced them, see how that's going, and if

22:31

I really feel good about it, get remarried again. Like that's

22:33

the tech because you'll never know

22:34

I'm married until I

22:36

divorce them. That's a good philosopher day.

22:40

I'm kidding a little bit, Heather, But thank

22:42

you for your story. I appreciate that. And you kept

22:44

money welcome, all

22:46

right, I appreciate you. I

22:49

have so many calls to say they do this that I don't want to put

22:51

anybody else on because I'll go to court and play this type back

22:54

and I don't want to be part of any lawsuit frankly.

22:57

So there we have it.

22:59

A lot of people are doing it. Yeah.

23:02

I think if it's there's like concern of

23:04

safety or something, it's a little

23:06

bit different. But just overall, like

23:08

life is great. But

23:11

but I'm good with always regardless, not even

23:13

relationship. But you would also have good funds

23:15

like hey, and if she wants to have one, great, I have

23:17

no problem with that. I don't think I should get anything that she

23:19

does, and or she gets anything I don't, okay, but she wanted

23:21

to do it great fair. Yeah, you

23:24

probably need an escape fund from me. You need a tunnel

23:26

out of the I had a literal end figured

23:29

he has. Yeah, everybody has one in here. It's

23:31

my I pay Amy's

23:33

escape fund there. That was part of our deal. I'll

23:35

fund your escape. Yeah. How

23:38

would you feel about me? Not

23:40

if? But when I get a prenup? What

23:44

do you mean feel about you? I'm not going to judge you for it, m

23:47

how would you feel? I'd feel like, Wow,

23:50

I really want to see you trust someone

23:52

someday, And I feel like I

23:54

feel like, if you ever do decide

23:57

to get married, that person has had the

23:59

ultimate trust that none of us have ever experienced.

24:02

So I would like to see you just fully, just

24:05

go all the way, you know, but it is all the way.

24:07

Like we're never getting divorced. It's not gonna matter. Listen

24:10

to you. You You never need a divorce, it's not gonna matter. Don't get the prenup,

24:13

but it's never gonna matter. So why not get the car charts. I'm

24:15

getting a wreck gonna matter. That's another car sidefice

24:17

me and I'm not a Panhison. Yeah.

24:20

Life it's so confused, but

24:22

I feel like Bobby's married. Just can be more like, Oh, yay,

24:24

luck, I'm gonna live here, you

24:26

live there. We're gonna eat at this time.

24:29

I have this bank account, you have that bank account.

24:32

Basically, we're gonna live separate lives, re married.

24:34

It's a sign here, give me kids, She's

24:36

not get me judgment. What

24:42

I will do is I will read a song in a dramatic

24:45

form. Oh boy, like

24:47

a slam poem, name white

24:49

country song. It is oh cool, Okay,

24:53

yeah, I like this. Okay,

24:55

here we go. Got

25:01

a girl from the

25:03

south side? Is it Eddie?

25:07

I've in the middle of a performance. I made the middle

25:09

of a performance over here. My bad. When

25:12

you go to your slam poetry sessions, do you ever interrupt her?

25:14

Never? Sorry, I should have known better.

25:18

I'm gonna do it again. Gott

25:21

a girl from the south side, got braids

25:23

in her hair. First time

25:26

I've seen her walk by. How

25:29

I fell about my chair? All

25:31

right, man,

25:35

don't look at my paper, Amy sam

25:37

Hi, body like a back road, Body like

25:39

a back road, body like a back road. That's

25:43

right. Got a girl from the south side

25:48

that this sounds like too already

25:50

like slam poetry. Yeah that's good, Okay,

25:53

thank you? Ready for this one? Ye? But

25:57

up since the

26:00

racadn just

26:02

trying to get paid. It's

26:06

been hotter than a hundred suns.

26:10

I can't find no shade. I'm

26:13

in. I'm in too, keep

26:16

going now, just

26:20

two more roads. I'm

26:22

good to go. Yeah,

26:24

I'm shutting this. Tracked you down, all

26:28

right, I'm in for the wind amy

26:30

dirt on my boots. Might have a little

26:32

dirt the weekend

26:38

dirt on my boot. Cracking

26:41

down, just trying to get

26:43

Hey, I

26:47

can't find no shade? All

26:50

right? Name that slamp home. They're

26:56

like, hey, who that there?

26:59

But the AD's like, oh the

27:02

way you moved to the base hold on

27:06

hold? How long is the spinning

27:09

from the second you walked in here? Did

27:12

you look good? What

27:18

I'm in? I'm I'm in a

27:20

little bit more now, Yeah, keep going ahead, encore.

27:23

They're like, hey, who

27:26

that there?

27:31

Then let's

27:33

kind of lunchbox pers because if you missed a he eliminated lushbox,

27:36

whoa whoa, whoa black? What

27:40

eddie? You look good? Lady? Ay?

27:43

You look goods

27:48

like due

27:50

to the base hold on Hollo

27:53

spinning for a second. I

27:56

didn't know where that. That's good. Co

27:58

winners, co winner, Yeah,

28:03

congratulations, thank you, thank you

28:05

Sam. Oh yeah, I gotta play your winning song our

28:08

first Winter, Amy,

28:15

our second winter. Eddie

28:25

got mad as a waiter. Have you guys heard the story? Of course,

28:27

Eddie got mad at someone in the services. You were eating lunchbox,

28:30

you would be too, Okay, hold on, I forgot

28:32

about the lunchbox. Eddie is like,

28:34

yeah, Eddie has no chronically gets mad

28:36

at servers. Yeah, customer

28:39

service is important to me. Eddie's

28:41

our video producer fam for eleven

28:43

years. Eleven years, two kids, maybe

28:46

twelve. Oh god, I gotta figure

28:48

that out. What happened? So we're just sitting

28:50

down to eat this. We sit down, the waiter

28:52

comes up and he looks right at my wife. He's like a Latin

28:55

guy. You know, he's got an accent, like aren't you a Latin?

28:58

Yeah? Yeah, but I don't talk like the way he

29:00

he took like this, and he looks

29:02

at my wife, goes good evening, my

29:04

love, and gives her the menu. Then

29:06

he looks at all of us, me and my kids, goes good

29:09

evening, guys, And I was like, what, Okay,

29:12

No, big deal. Whatever, Right,

29:14

we eat, but we're waiting for our food.

29:16

Our food comes. She gets her chicken.

29:19

It's in the shape of a heart. I'm

29:21

not kidding. Okay,

29:24

yeah, so he split it perfectly. Well, it looked

29:26

like a heart like this, And I finally

29:29

tell my wife. I tell my part that's

29:31

it. What do you notice? Do you realize

29:34

he's like. She's like, oh, totally. Is he totally hitting

29:36

on me? I'm like, yes, he's hitting on you. She

29:39

called you my love. He gives you the chicken

29:41

in the shape of a heart. He

29:45

wants a tip. That's all he's doing.

29:47

You want a tip, don't hit on my wife. Yeah,

29:49

I'm paying obviously you wrote on

29:51

your receipt

29:54

tip lay off

29:57

my wife. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

30:00

In let me just play a server's

30:02

advocate. Go ahead, okay, yeah, as a server

30:05

myself for many years, if

30:07

a wife comes in with a husband and kids, I know

30:09

she's off limits, So I'm gonna play to

30:11

her. That's who you play too, you do, of

30:14

course? How about the kids? How about like, hey, little

30:16

guys, are you going to eat? Like? No,

30:18

you go straight to the wife and me like, my love it's a

30:20

nice talk

30:23

about her clothes. Okay,

30:25

now you're adding to it. Yes, of course I

30:29

have picture of the chicken. And if he dies,

30:31

he's he's

30:35

not the cook, he's the server. Like maybe

30:37

the cook isn't can

30:39

you make that in the shape of a heart? No, love,

30:43

the server has got to play to somebody. And there's

30:45

no risk in flirting with

30:47

a wife with a husband, and tis risk if he flirts

30:50

with you. There's risk with her,

30:52

ok And you gotta

30:55

be like, yeah, and she's coming home with me,

30:58

she's coming home with daddy. You gotta be proud of that,

31:00

Like, my wife is hot. People are even if

31:02

he is endure who scares me? Like, I'm

31:04

glad he reconnize she's a hottie. Extra tip.

31:07

I wouldn't say it in Lunchbox's words like hottie

31:09

and daddy, but he has onto something and

31:12

shouldn't make you feel as the husband like oh

31:14

wow, mar My service industry

31:16

people all the time, it's not customer

31:18

service. You're always like you want good service, you

31:20

have to complain sometimes did you complain?

31:23

Nope? Well how much did you tip? No

31:27

way? I did? I sure say no

31:29

way. That's normal for you I

31:34

was reading this article about how athletes spent their

31:37

first big paycheck. Shaquille O'Neill

31:39

blewe one million dollars on Mercedes

31:41

cars for his whole family, Like,

31:44

first check, Mercedes, Mercedes,

31:46

Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, a million dollars. Basically,

31:48

his family was like, you get a Mercedes, and you

31:50

get him Mercedes, and you get him Mercedes.

31:52

But that's cool to be able to do that for your family, for

31:55

sure. Yeah, this article is trying to make

31:57

it out like, look, how come on? Oh

31:59

yeah, I mean it's like he's got plenty

32:01

of money. Nothing. Venus

32:03

Williams a tennis player. She took

32:05

her first paycheck and she put in the bank and she

32:08

says that she's that first paycheck is a half million

32:10

dollars still in the bank. Played the safe with their money. Oh wow,

32:12

Okay. Vince Young from the NFL, there's

32:14

a whole story about how he ran up tabs of thousands of dollars

32:16

the cheesecake factory and TGF Fridays.

32:18

Notoriously, I believe would

32:20

rnt out like buy all the seats on a Southwest

32:22

Airlines plane. Did you read those stories?

32:25

No, he wouldn't actually

32:27

charter a plane. From what I read, he would just buy

32:29

all the seats and

32:31

then what like hit just him.

32:33

He'd fly on it with like his friend Eddie.

32:36

Look at the see if you can find that story sounds

32:38

terrible. David Carr in the NFL

32:41

I got a fourteen million dollars signing bonus while

32:43

he was living in a house that had no furniture. So he and his wife

32:45

went out and bought a couch and a TV. Oh

32:48

wow, after they got fourteen million dollars. Anyway,

32:50

I like those stories like that. What's the craziest thing you've

32:52

ever bought? I

32:54

think when I first got the morning show, the

32:57

crazy and nothing crazy?

32:59

But I bought my mom trailer and

33:02

an acre and a half of land. Yeah,

33:05

that's probably the thing, like if we were to

33:07

compare it. Because I grew up really poor, so

33:09

when I first started to make it, and also I don't have kids or

33:11

a wife or what do I even spend

33:13

money on? You know, nothing? Well,

33:15

I mean, especially then, that was like a really big deal.

33:18

I bought my Wama trailer and an acre and a half

33:20

of land. I sold that land. Remember when they put

33:22

me in the newspaper for not paying taxes on it. You

33:24

got called out front street. I don't know. I

33:26

supposed to pay taxes on it, and the newspaper

33:29

had a big story about me not paying taxes. I

33:31

sold it for I sold a land from one dollar to my cousin.

33:34

Oh yeah, that's even cool too,

33:37

you know. Yeah. I was like, if you can use it,

33:39

take for a dollar, you can have it. Yeah. Okay,

33:41

here's this Vince Young thing. On

33:44

a two thousand and seventh Southwest flight from Nashville

33:46

to Houston, Vince Young bought all the seats

33:48

except for about ten passengers who had bought

33:50

tickets before he could buy the entire plane. It's

33:54

crazy. The plane

33:56

seated one hundred and thirty passengers. He purchased one

33:58

hundred and twenty seats. How's he doing? That's fly

34:00

right? Yeah? I think he's fine. I think he works

34:02

the university. I thought I how to steakhouse

34:04

or something. I think he might likes his name.

34:07

Probably, I'm just kidding. He doesn't work there. Now,

34:10

he doesn't work there. No, it's time

34:12

for the good news.

34:18

A California Sheriff's office share. It's

34:20

like the cutest video ever of a deputy

34:22

rescuing a little baby bear cub

34:24

that he found trapped inside of a trash

34:26

bin. He had to lower a palette

34:29

into the container so that the little

34:31

bear could use the palette as a ladder

34:33

to climb up, you know, like a little wooden

34:35

pallet, and it's just so cute.

34:37

The young bear successfully climbed out, runs

34:40

off, presumably to find his mother, who they don't

34:42

really know where the bear win. They didn't try to deal with

34:44

that situation, but also just sending

34:46

this warning out there to people with several bear and

34:48

cubs sidings around Lake Tahoe

34:51

the past few weeks. Please remove

34:53

food from your cars, keep your cars in

34:55

homes locked, and avoid fluffy

34:58

four legged burglars. Now

35:00

come on, but they do break

35:02

into things, they really do. They can like open

35:05

did you see Brooklyn Decker. You know Andy

35:07

Roddick and Brooklyn Decker. They live at

35:09

a place where there's bears sometimes.

35:11

And a bear went into her suv, opened

35:14

the car door, climbed around inside,

35:16

got into Starbucks,

35:20

picked up some bucks in the family. No, but

35:23

here's a funny thing. She had a yetti cooler in

35:25

there, and the bear tried

35:27

to get into it, but I couldn't. She

35:29

wasn't a commercial it

35:37

No, it was real life. Okay. I

35:39

do like the story though, Yeah, that's what it's

35:41

all about. That was tell me

35:43

something good, everybody

35:47

trend America

35:53

show Bobby. Before

35:58

we get to the morning corny breaking new from Josh

36:00

and Baker, Still California. Josh, good morning,

36:03

Hey, good morning, Bobby. Something big

36:05

is happening in your life right now. Please share with us.

36:08

Hey, my girlfriend's in labor right

36:10

now, and you are father for the

36:12

first time on the way to the hospital.

36:15

Yes, I am on my way to the hospital right now. Why

36:17

do I not hear like a little more frantic

36:19

in your voice, wasn't it? What's

36:22

the deal? Come on, Josh, talk to me. Yeah,

36:25

trying trying to keep it cool, driving

36:27

the speed limit smooth, slow

36:30

of smooth. Is she in the car with you right now? No,

36:33

she was staying at her parents' house because they

36:35

only live a couple of minutes away from the hospital, whereas

36:37

I live about forty five minutes away.

36:41

How do you feel, like what's going through your head right

36:43

now? You're about to be a dad for the first time in your life.

36:48

Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. Um, I'm

36:50

kind of scared to sear in so much pain? Weird?

36:54

Are you gonna watch the baby come out? I

36:57

haven't really decided that yet. Got

37:00

to get to the siding, bro. Yeah,

37:03

the time is now. Yeah,

37:05

she may not even want him to. What does she want?

37:09

Um? Yeah, I think she wants to. We talked about

37:12

like possibly catching the baby. Um,

37:15

but I'm not sure you know how it's all gonna go

37:17

down now that it's actually time. Do you know if it's

37:19

a boy or girl? Yeah, it's a boy. His

37:21

name is Liam had a boy? Do you name

37:23

him after the gao an Oasis? Right? No,

37:27

No, no one particularly.

37:30

I like to make the joke that I named him after Helium

37:33

A terrible joke. Stop that joke. Yeah,

37:41

listen, I'm a professional joke teller. Terrible joke.

37:44

Hey that's awesome though. Congratulations, Josh,

37:46

Hope everything goes healthy. And I

37:48

appreciate you calling us. It's a big Daniel life and

37:50

you thought about us. Yeah sounds

37:52

good. Hey. Can I give a shout out to her mom

37:54

real quick? Yeah? Of course. Um,

37:57

it's Ginger Jones. I know she's probably the only

38:00

one that's ever going to actually hear this. I just wanted

38:02

to say hi and I'll see you soon,

38:04

and I'm excited. Why

38:06

would she be the only one that would ever hear this. I believe more

38:08

of your family should listen to my friend. Oh

38:11

I agree. My mom listens, but

38:13

she's not she's retired now, so she's not usually

38:16

in the car in the morning. Wake her up. Um.

38:18

And then my girlfriend she obviously

38:21

isn't working right now, so she's not never in the car

38:23

in the morning either. All seriousness,

38:26

Congratulations, I hope it goes awesome, And thank

38:28

you for calling. And I appreciate you. I

38:30

appreciate you, all right, buddy, thank you. Wow, I look

38:32

at that morning,

38:38

corny. How did the farmer

38:40

find his wife? How did

38:42

the farmer find his wife? He

38:45

tracked her down? He

38:47

tracked her, tracked her down, tracked her

38:49

down. Actually funny, yeah, oh, thank you, thank you.

38:51

Funny, there is thank you her

38:55

down. It's time for the good news.

38:57

By I

39:02

got one for you. Police in Utah say

39:05

a Greyhound bus passenger

39:08

jump behind the steering wheel and pulled

39:10

the bus over to the side after the driver passed

39:12

out while driving. Now,

39:15

that's a tough decision to have to make, because

39:18

as the driver really passed out, What

39:20

do you do with their body? Throw the real quick? Do

39:22

you sit on their lab? Oh? Yeah, again a

39:24

question you have to wonder do you just sit on

39:26

their lab? All things? I would go, what

39:28

do I do? How do I do this? Am I gonna get call

39:31

on their body? Am I gonna go to jail? Because what

39:33

if they're really not passed out? Is there an emergency

39:35

brake? And when you pull that, is it like a sudden

39:37

stop or do you slowly

39:40

hit the brake and bring it to a stop. The

39:42

Utah Highway patrol says the passenger took

39:44

over after realizing the bus driver was

39:46

losing consciousness. So again you're

39:49

taking a rest because losing, not lost, losing.

39:53

You're like, oh boy, he didn't look good. Kind

39:55

of risking me to jump in there. But according

39:57

to the trooper or the passenger stopped the bus with any

40:00

other people on the board. The bus hit the concrete

40:02

barrier on the side of the highway, no serious

40:04

damage, No one was heard, the driver who suffered

40:06

a medical episode taking the hospital recovering, let's

40:09

pass yourself the bus from crashing into other

40:11

cars, clutch

40:13

thinking there good call because imagine if the driver wasn't

40:16

passing out and someone tried to throw them

40:18

off the chair. Well, yeah, I can off, so good

40:20

for him they knew, and uh

40:22

yeah, I say people, that's your good news and that's

40:25

what it's all about. That was tell

40:27

me something good. Yes. Sometimes

40:32

an artist will write a song and you go, man,

40:34

that song speaking to me. Are you feeling your

40:36

heart? Yeah? A lot of g bowners

40:38

say this about this song called I bought a Jeep from

40:41

Eddie and I the Raging Idiots. They do

40:43

excellent and they tag us in all their pictures.

40:46

Should you say, jeep owners? Yes, okay,

40:48

thanks to something else. You

40:50

know what I heard that totally

40:52

heard G Boners a

40:55

G Boner like that. I thought you were

40:57

renaming your finger. Was like, oh my

40:59

gosh. Owners

41:01

like OG the OG and

41:04

I'm like wow. The

41:06

B Team used to be called the Boners, right, and then

41:08

they were like, hey, can you not call him that anymore? Like

41:10

our bosses. So now anyone that listens

41:13

to the show where like believes in the show's message, they're called

41:15

the B Team instead of the Boners. So

41:18

I guess there are OG boners yeah,

41:20

but and jeep owners. But jeep

41:22

owners will tag me in their jeeps. They go love

41:25

the jeep song. So just little something broad

41:27

here about buying a jeep. This

41:29

is from Eddie and I the Raging Idiot. You can download

41:32

this, stream this and come watch us on the

41:34

road. We start our tour um like endo

41:37

next week Denver, Chicago. We're

41:39

gonna be all over the place, Vegas,

41:41

that wa San Antonio, Amarillo.

41:45

Raging Idiots dot com to get tickets

41:50

show. So Lunchbox mentors

41:52

a kid. He doesn't like to talk about it because he's always

41:54

like, oh, I'm tough, I don't do nice

41:56

things. But he does like he

41:59

he mentors a kid. How old is the kid?

42:01

He is in second grade? Eight?

42:04

Yeah, so you

42:06

can tell him what happened. So I was at mentoring

42:08

the other day and I don't know if they're

42:11

just learning about this whole nine one

42:13

one thing or whatever, but we're

42:15

walking by like the I guess it's the information

42:17

desk where a reception is usually sits during

42:19

the day, and there's a telephone back there and

42:22

he runs back there and dials nine one one

42:25

and he called and they answered. He's like, I just called to say

42:27

what up? And he hung up. Oh

42:29

no, I

42:35

told him to do it, they

42:37

all. They both laughed and ran away. I did like

42:39

again, no, I'm just

42:41

like, you did not really just call it. You did not really just

42:43

call I'm like, oh my goodness, oh my goodness. They call right

42:46

back. I'm like, now, everything's good. But then they had to sit a cop

42:48

up there like, yeah, you answered, everything's

42:50

good an adult

42:52

man. No, I

42:55

know what an eight year old just called it. That's all

42:57

right. I know I'm an adult man. I

42:59

know with an eight year old. All

43:01

good. Here, I promise I'm not dangerous.

43:06

I'm a good guy, trust me,

43:09

as I

43:12

had the best mentor too. He

43:14

taught me everything enough, good

43:18

thing, you answered that phone. We'll be at the

43:20

park. I mean an' I supposed to do. I

43:23

mean so

43:27

most I'm occurred to the laughter tour. So

43:29

he calls nine one one. They call back you

43:32

aserta. They say they're a problem. I said

43:34

no, and I tried to explain the situation.

43:36

I'm the most situation the case. I said,

43:38

well, look, I meant towards this after

43:40

school program, and I'm the mentor. That's my

43:42

mente, and I guess they're learning about nine one

43:45

one. And he just saw the phone and he called

43:47

and they're like, I'm like, everything's

43:49

good, and they're like okay, and they sent a cop up

43:51

there anyway, just to make sure. So when the cop

43:53

arrives, oh, I didn't handle it. After that,

43:55

that's when the head of the program has

43:57

to deal with it. I don't have to deal with that. I was

44:00

did you mentor your kid anyway? Afterward?

44:02

About that? And what happened? Well,

44:04

I was just like, you can't do that, like you're gonna

44:06

get in trouble. He's like, no, no, they tell you to call nine

44:09

one one, And I was like, and so now

44:11

he's suspended for a couple of days from what

44:14

from the after school program? Because

44:16

you can't do that, he guys,

44:18

suspended. Can

44:20

you go rogue mentoring? No? No, I

44:22

can't go rogue because they think about the school

44:25

bus and everything, the facility.

44:27

Anybody anybody up a great, great

44:29

point that was totally laughed over. Be could we're all laughing

44:32

lunchbox is mentoring a kid they got

44:34

suspended on his wife?

44:36

Yeah, you

44:39

should got suspended. You can't. I

44:43

am not the one that called nine

44:45

one one. You have to start putting that probably in your

44:47

application to mentor, like you're a permanent record.

44:49

Your menty got suspended from him? Tell

44:51

us about your pass experience. Oh well, well

44:54

I got a kid kicked out of minty class that

44:58

kids like later in life, like wherever

45:01

swan for well it all

45:03

started, He's like when

45:05

it all started back when I was in second grade and

45:08

I had this mentor named lunch

45:10

Bugs.

45:14

Yeah you tell you? Can you tell your kid about

45:17

your look the gang you're in little white Criminals.

45:19

No, I haven't told anything about that. I'm trying to teach

45:21

him like keep respect and how

45:23

to respect others, keep your hands your self, charm,

45:25

keep you all.

45:28

You gotta treat others how you want to be treated, things

45:30

like that, to teach them that and just

45:33

you gotta do like in the second sepecially will do smart

45:35

goals where they come over with a goal that's you know, specific,

45:38

measurable, attainable and traceable,

45:41

specific measurable tea. You

45:43

forgot the R. What's R? And you are?

45:47

Yeah? Reachable? Yeah

45:49

I think that's a reachable Okay, well no,

45:51

because that's attainable. I don't remember, but

45:55

something like that. If you forget, just call nine

45:57

one one and I got all the answers.

46:00

Bobby All

46:02

right back at it with our Get to Know the Bobby

46:04

Bones Show questions. Everybody taking part

46:06

of this is Amy co host, how are you? Hey?

46:08

Good? Lunchbox over my right, looking

46:10

good, feeling good? Our video producer Eddie

46:12

Hey, all right, everybody's good in a way. Great,

46:15

all right, Get to Know the Bobby Bones Show. The question today

46:17

is someone gives you a three

46:19

hundred dollars right, what's your favorite

46:22

way to spend one hundred dollars?

46:25

Amy, You're up, I'm probably going to go to

46:27

free People? So what what's

46:29

free shopping? I mean, I just picked

46:31

a store that I normally, I know I can always walk

46:33

in that store and find something that I like, and

46:36

one hundred dollars would allow me to get maybe

46:38

a couple of things. What kind of stuff is that? Free people?

46:41

Sort of? But I'm what I'm wearing right now is free

46:43

People. It's more of a bohemian

46:45

type, homeless chic.

46:48

Yeah. Yeah, maybe sometimes it's

46:50

some sort

46:53

of everybody's not far off. Yeah, Listen,

46:56

I was taking a risk by saying that, because if Amy had been

46:58

in a bad mood, you to kill me over that one. Yeah.

47:00

No, No, it's I

47:03

feel like tire to get that. Man.

47:06

I might do a little bit shopping because I don't

47:08

know, maybe because right now I feel like I need shop therapy

47:10

because going to talk to my streets,

47:12

be told, shopping just makes you happy. Sometimes

47:15

I don't really get to like go to the mall as

47:17

much anymore because I'm a mom. So a lot of stuff

47:19

happens online, and it's not as satisfying ordering

47:22

online. Yeah, it's not as satisfying as like going

47:25

and actually taking the time and shopping and

47:27

walking around and taking that time for yourself.

47:29

See I'm the opposite. I hate shopping. I

47:31

know you and my husband. I love ordering

47:33

online. It just shows up. Sure, that

47:35

is what is more convenient exciting. When you get a package,

47:38

you're like, oh, okay, but it could be my shake

47:40

weight. I know. But for girls you may

47:42

need to try on three different sizes where you know, and

47:44

I order it just guessing which size,

47:46

and then it's depressing because you get it in the mail and it's off the

47:48

right size. You have to mail it back get throw a little. So

47:51

anyway, kids have kind of cramped my mall

47:53

time, and I wasn't I'm not like

47:55

a crazy shopper. But maybe it's just I

47:57

need a long time. That's

48:00

actually what it is. What about you one hundred

48:03

dollars? You just give me a hundredllars. I

48:06

love shoes probably

48:09

more than anyone else on the show. Oh for sure, it's

48:11

a fact, no doubt. And I don't

48:14

have any kids, so I don't spend money on kids. I'm not married.

48:17

I buy a lot of shoes. So if you brought me one

48:19

hundred dollar bill and said, hey,

48:22

do what you will, I would buy a pair of shoes.

48:26

Yeah it man, I don't need any more shoes. You

48:29

have a lot of shoes. I have a lot of shoes by at level.

48:31

It's okay. I don't need more. Group of I know,

48:33

I guess someone's giving us money. You know, you gave

48:35

me a cool pair of shoes recently? Was cool? Swindella

48:37

at a million dollar show? You gave me a pair of shoes? Another

48:40

pair? Didn't he give you some for Christmas? Two?

48:42

He did? See? The thing amongst dudes

48:45

is we all trade. There's guys at

48:47

general love language is shoes. Because

48:49

you don't really know how to give a guy a

48:51

gift. You don't want to write a thank you card because

48:53

it would be like little even buying

48:55

flowers. So a lot of us

48:58

will just buy each other's shoes. If it's like celebratory

49:02

or if it's like congratulations, you just buy shoes.

49:04

How about Eddie shoes? He did, and I love wearing them.

49:06

Yeah about Rember about some? Yeah,

49:09

shoes are thing. Thomas trap Bomby shoes.

49:12

Yeah, um, it's it's

49:14

a thing. I would buy shoes. I love shoes. What are you gonna

49:16

say, Oh, I didn't know tennis shoes though,

49:18

not not those fancy smiths, not like loafers.

49:20

No tennis shoes. Yeah, like you like funky

49:23

shoes. Which have you worn your Farrell ones?

49:25

Yeah? The ones I got you. They're on my Instagram. I warn

49:28

them in a show. Oh, I didn't know if you'd worn them,

49:30

Amy Bomby some they were very, very weird.

49:32

I didn't know if you'd like them. Yeah, I

49:34

love them. Okay. One says empathy

49:37

and one says gratitude. Yeah, there are new Farrell

49:39

shoes and yeah, I was

49:41

doing a show in mission. I just want to make sure they fit, because

49:43

I feel like you're like the type of person where they may not fit

49:45

and you wouldn't tell me, even though I could take them back

49:48

and get the right size. You would just like keep them

49:50

there they do fit. I would buy shoes. Let's go to lunchbox.

49:52

Lunchbox, hundred bucks would you buy? You're given me one hundred

49:54

dollar bill. I'm jumping in the O five

49:56

altima, I'm driving down to the gas

49:59

station. I'm walking in and i am

50:01

buying lottery tickets

50:03

because I'm going to invest that one hundred dollars

50:05

and one hundred dollars worth of lottery tickets and

50:08

hope they hit it big. What kind

50:10

of lottery tickets? One dollar scratch offs? You

50:12

can buy tickets, you can quit picks

50:15

twenty dollars scratch as five dollars scratch

50:17

alls. I mean with one hundred dollars you get a mix

50:19

of variety, and that way you have more options

50:21

to win. So you buy a grab bag of all the different once.

50:23

Yes, would you buy a fifty dollars one? I'd buy a

50:25

fifty dollars one, No problem, because you know what they say,

50:28

you gotta bet money to win money,

50:30

and the bigger the ticket, the bigger

50:32

the ticket, the more likely you're gonna win. But

50:35

the odds are still not even even that you're gonna

50:37

win. I don't know what you mean, meaning

50:40

it's not even odds that you're gonna

50:42

win. You're still they still have an advantage every year,

50:44

right, Okay, they can have that advantage. But if

50:46

I'm getting the fifty dollars ticket, my advantage

50:48

is closer than the than the one dollar ticket.

50:51

So with a hundred bucks, you buy a lottery lottery

50:53

tickets, pay me my friend all right, our video

50:55

producer Eddie, three hundred bucks. What do you do do, deezy, I

50:57

just tell my friend, let's go to a bar buying right

51:00

now. Lunchbobs, Ray Bobby, you're

51:02

cheap, you don't drink everyone. Let's go and

51:04

I'll buy alcohol for

51:06

I mean that'll probably last about thirty minutes. Yeah, but

51:08

I mean that's what i'd like to do. That's what we do. One hundred bucks.

51:11

Yeah, here's three hundred bucks. You go do that. Let's just go to a bar

51:13

right now and just drink. All right. There you have it, Yes,

51:15

lunchbox, I'm just gonna say,

51:17

I don't know if that's true. Why are you hating?

51:20

Okay, all these dudes have given his answer, Hey,

51:22

because you never offered to buy me drinks. Because no

51:24

one gives me a one hundred dollars. Well,

51:28

there you go. Get to know the Bobby Bones Show. That's

51:30

what we do with one hundred dollars. I

51:34

canna wrap it up for today. Thank you so much for listening.

51:37

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