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I hope that your buddy and missed

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the Bobby ball. This

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is Bobby's right.

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Welcome to Thursday Show, Morning studio,

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morning, early in the

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morning. You know a lot of people take things

0:21

to help them sleep. I take some

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of those Zequil gummy Sometimes

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I used to take sleeping pills. I said,

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what was the equivalent to an ambien? But

0:30

they made me do nutty things when I slept.

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Even when I woke up, I would wake up and I didn't

0:35

even know what was happening. Sometimes there were times

0:37

where I would come and do the show. Would

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I remember an hour or two have even the shows. There

0:42

were times where I've told the story about I drove

0:44

off with the gaspop of my car once, Like those

0:46

pills really messed with your brain. And so I read

0:48

the story about a guy who proposed to his

0:51

girlfriend, but he had no idea that he did it because he was

0:53

on ambien when he proposed.

0:55

He was actually on ambient. So when he came

0:57

off AMBI and he was like, wait, I did

0:59

what he said. He wasn't

1:01

planning to get engaged for at least another year,

1:05

but quote ambience sped up the

1:07

process.

1:10

There was a time when I

1:12

was I don't drink, and so I

1:14

you know, I've never drunk dialed anyone, and

1:17

so I ambient FaceTime

1:19

people and didn't remember. And I would wake up

1:22

and I would look at my computer and I'll

1:24

go, huh,

1:26

I FaceTime Max girlfriend last night, and

1:29

I didn't remember anything about it. And

1:31

then lo and behold, I FaceTime

1:33

Max girlfriend. And I was so embarrassed about it. I didn't

1:35

even ask what I said. It was just like,

1:37

oh, hey, and see we talked last

1:40

night. He was like, yeah, you're real, real treat You're real funny

1:42

last night. I was like, oh was I? Oh

1:44

great? Yeah, that was the whole thing. This

1:46

poor guy, I guess he wants to

1:48

do it. He just didn't

1:50

know he did it. He says he couldn't sleep,

1:53

so he took a bunch of ambience and proposed

1:56

to his girlfriend. He had a ring because he buys

1:58

and sells jewelry on Craigslow, and

2:01

says he had no idea he proposed till the next day.

2:03

So we just used a random one that he bought to

2:06

sell, not one that was special for her. I

2:08

don't know, says he realized

2:10

when he changed his Facebook status to

2:13

engaged and it had

2:15

over one hundred and fifty likes because he woke up, was like,

2:18

what did I post on Facebook that everybody liked?

2:21

And it was that he got engaged. He

2:23

says he's gonna wait another year. But how about if you're

2:25

her and you read the story

2:27

and it's public now? Oh, I probably

2:30

want him to I'm

2:32

wondering. I'm questioning if he really means it.

2:35

I would say yes, because I never did anything. I

2:37

didn't mean. I just didn't remember

2:39

doing it. Okay, I guess

2:41

I would still question it because he was not

2:44

of sound mind. Well,

2:46

we are here, got a good show for you

2:48

today. You can get on Facebook if you want to

2:50

comment on that. If

2:53

your boyfriend proposes to you even drunk,

2:57

I was comparing it to that too in my brain, like,

2:59

okay, well, what if you were out drinking and your boyfriend

3:01

just randomly did it but he didn't even know he did it,

3:03

Like she's now finding out he didn't know he did it,

3:06

lunchbox, Are you more honest when you're drinking right now? Ah?

3:09

You say things. I think you're just looser

3:11

with the lips. I don't know if it's honesty, but you think

3:13

you can get away with more. For sure. You can be like,

3:15

tell someone they're ugly. I can just blame

3:17

it on drunk. That's what you can do. But

3:19

I mean, would that be how you really feel? Probably?

3:23

Do you believe this guy met it when he proposed.

3:26

I mean, I've never taken an ambience,

3:28

so I don't know what you feel like when you're on ambien.

3:30

But I think he tried to propose,

3:32

and then the next day he's like, man, I don't know if I'm ready to get married,

3:35

and he's having second thoughts. The

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Bobby Bones show Mundo

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Tons of rain in the South and Midwest. It

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along the Rockies in Chicago.

3:51

R Kelly Studio was raided in Chicago. Inspectors

3:54

cited him for housing people in a non

3:56

residential property. No word on how

3:58

many men women word living. And finally,

4:01

the government shutdown continues. Lines at the

4:03

airports are longer than ever. To definitely

4:05

leave early, Amy,

4:08

your daughter flushed a toothbrush down the toilet.

4:10

Yep, she, I guess decided

4:12

to brush her teeth while

4:15

peeing. I don't know. She

4:17

was just multitasking and her toothbrush

4:19

fell on the toilet and she did

4:21

not want to go in after it, so she

4:24

just flushed it and then never told us, and then the

4:26

toilet started having issues and we had to have

4:28

the Happy Face truck come to the house, just the plumber.

4:31

And yeah, they're like,

4:33

well, looks like there's a toothbrush stuck in there, and

4:35

then tons of toilet paper all the time. They don't know

4:37

how to rash in toilet paper.

4:40

Is that from the orphanage? Yeah, because they never

4:42

flush toilet paper there and then they

4:44

could just use it, and they always just threw it. You

4:47

threw it in a trash can, and they don't

4:49

understand that, like you can't just throw whatever

4:51

into the toilet. It's not the same thing like

4:53

you need to so they'll just and they get excited

4:55

too because they have so much toilet paper and

4:58

then they end up using way too much. So, yeah,

5:00

it was toothbrush causing an issue.

5:03

Well, a couple things. One toilet paper is fun, like

5:05

to grab it all over your hand. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

5:07

And two I don't know that I would go in for it a toothbrush.

5:10

I think I would have to because of the plumbing. But

5:12

good for her for not going. This is not a big deal grabbing

5:14

the toothbrush out the toilet, put a water

5:16

on, and put it back in the little holder. Yeah, but I think

5:19

what I wish you would have done is come and told us,

5:21

because this was weeks ago. I wish

5:23

you would have just come and told mom and dad,

5:25

like, hey, I drive, and then we would put a glove

5:27

on or go in there and get it and save us, like

5:30

you know, a plumber coming to the house. But instead

5:32

she was like, oh, this is gross. Flush.

5:35

Would that run you? Oh? I don't

5:38

know. My husband paid the bill, but I mean just

5:40

for a plumber to show up at your house it runs you. What's

5:43

been the least expected

5:46

expense from your kids? Oh?

5:50

I guess, oh issues.

5:52

I mean that that also maybe you could be up

5:54

there if that was over one hundred dollars. They really haven't

5:56

had anything crazy happened to them. My

5:59

daughter sliced her hand the other day and I thought we were gonna

6:01

have to go to the er, and I thought, oh,

6:03

gush, like this could be really bad, and I thought, we're gonna

6:05

have to get stitches, and that would have probably been the most

6:07

expensive thing. If you're new to the show,

6:09

Amy has two children, she adopted them from Haiti.

6:12

One is eleven ones eight. How

6:14

do they feel about clothes and fashion? Are

6:16

their kids? They're telling them they need to wear a certain thing? Do they

6:18

care? They don't care. And in fact,

6:20

I thought my daughter was gonna be way

6:22

more into fashion, and I got her some super

6:25

cute stuff that she could just care less about. Like

6:27

she loves her hoodies and her

6:30

jeans. She actually would like the same pair of jeans

6:32

they're from Target. This brand cat and Jacket's

6:35

the best, and she wants like four

6:37

of the same exact colors so she can just wear them every

6:39

day and not have to think about it. And

6:42

your son doesn't care about labels or doesn't care

6:44

about, you know, getting Nike stuff for Oh, they do

6:46

not know labels. They don't know a label

6:48

at all. Nope. Do

6:50

they see anything on YouTube or television they ever want.

6:53

My son wants one of those little cars that little

6:55

four year olds drive, like the you

6:57

know, Cadillacs or the Mercedes

6:59

that a toy cars that you get into and drive.

7:02

He watches those YouTube videos I don't know who

7:04

these people are putting these videos up, but they

7:06

make music videos with them. But the

7:08

problem is there these are three or

7:11

four year olds and he really wants one,

7:13

but he's too big, like he can't. They don't make

7:15

them for his size. So he's

7:17

pretty obsessed with that Bobby

7:20

ball. So a sixteen

7:22

year old girl near Cleveland called nine

7:25

one one on Saturday to report a theft after

7:27

her dad punished her by taking herself on away.

7:30

So what you have to look forward to, Amy, you have a daughter, Yeah,

7:33

she might do that. Police showed

7:35

up and told her it's not theft. And

7:38

then having a phone when you're a kid is a privilege,

7:40

not a right. But I have the nine

7:43

one one call here here you gogency.

7:46

My father could property, which is an

7:48

eight hundred other phone that doesn't belong to

7:50

him. He didn't buy it. Certainly, if

7:52

we were busy, it would have been something that was pushed

7:54

to the back burner, but we still have an obligation

7:57

to respond. She's

8:01

a children. I don't wanted

8:03

to have it. So

8:08

your daughter calls nine one on you? What do you do?

8:11

College? That would just be so awful.

8:14

It was sixteen year old too. It wasn't even like a nine

8:16

year old, you know. Yeah, I mean, gosh,

8:19

that would just scare me so much about where we are in our

8:21

relationship. It would feel like we

8:23

have a lot of work to do. Yeah, that's

8:25

an angle. Mh. I

8:27

would just be upset that the cops

8:29

came to my house. Yeah,

8:32

I mean, that's a whole other thing. And she's sixteen.

8:34

She should know better than that. Right. That's also

8:36

like you're not a very good parent if you're sixteen year olds.

8:38

Right, That's what I'm saying. You need to evaluate

8:41

because she's almost an adult. And how

8:43

is what y'all's relationship? Like? You

8:46

guys mad that Netflix is going up in price? Is

8:48

it? You didn't know that? Yeah,

8:51

but you know, I'm I'm loyal? How

8:53

much from eleven dollars

8:56

to thirteen? Now?

8:58

Who pays for Netflix? And who I

9:00

paid for it? I pay? I pay, I steal

9:03

you do? Yeah, in laws,

9:07

thank you? They pay for it. I use their password.

9:09

A lot of furious people are flooding social

9:12

media to pretend they're so upset

9:14

they're canceling. I got news for your folks.

9:16

Ain't nobody canceling if you're in you

9:18

may not sign up now because it went up in price,

9:21

but there's no chance you're jumping out because

9:23

it's going to eleven to thirteen dollars. Because

9:26

they got us. They got us in a

9:28

way haven't seen since Apple got

9:30

us four or five years ago, when

9:32

you just had to get Apple because

9:35

and then when you got in you couldn't get out. An

9:38

Apple, by the way, not as

9:40

good anymore. No. I know. We

9:42

were talking like Christmas shopping for our nephew

9:45

and we were doing like a gift card for him, and we

9:47

used to love iTunes. He's way younger than us,

9:49

and I thought, I don't think we can throw in an

9:51

iTunes gift card into his little gift bag because

9:54

I don't even think he's into that anymore. So we ended

9:56

up going Amazon. Well iTunes

9:58

like to downloads, that's losing

10:01

to streaming. Yeah, just not not an Apple thing

10:03

because they have Apple Music right, So

10:05

so that's going you know, the Dodo bird

10:07

style. But their products

10:10

aren't as good. They're not coming out with as

10:12

revolutionary of things. But the only reason

10:14

I haven't shifted from Apple is they still have the

10:16

best connection

10:19

from all your devices, your phone, your

10:21

computer, if you have all of that.

10:23

It's all seamlessly together. That's the only reason I'm still

10:25

in Yeah, your eye watch

10:28

am I watch my phone? My computer, AT's all synked

10:30

up. Well. Netflix is going up in price, so eleven

10:34

if the lowest is going from eight to nine dollars.

10:37

But if you have the lowest plan, you

10:39

know you only get to watch

10:42

what do you watch? I don't know the Baking

10:45

Show, Yeah, the

10:48

latest from Nashville and Tullywood and

10:50

Marking number two thirty seven Skinny.

10:52

Jake Owen broke the news on the Bobby Cast

10:55

that he's headed to the big screen. He's filming

10:57

a movie in Alabama called The Best Friend

10:59

from about to be a movie though, So it's

11:01

got Casey Afflecks

11:04

in the movie, Dakota Johnson,

11:06

and I've never acted before and I've never done

11:08

that, and I kind of want to be pushed. I want

11:10

to see if I can do it. Yeah, Jake comes to my

11:13

house and we do this show and he just puts it all out there.

11:15

I don't know if you guys about time to hear it yet because it's

11:17

an hour long, but I would suggest

11:19

you go wherever you listen to your podcasts. Hopefully

11:21

iHeartRadio and search Bobbycast

11:24

and listen to the Jaco On episode he broke

11:26

the news of his baby's name. You're talking about

11:28

the movie he's in. He busts my chops

11:30

about seventeen times. He's a good

11:32

He's one of the best guests on that show. All right, what else? Get

11:35

too? Blake Shelton took to Twitter to share with

11:37

fans not to trust everything you believe

11:39

on the internet. Not just

11:41

everything. Oh, because an

11:44

article was posted about Blake Shelton signing

11:46

with a new talent agency and I

11:48

guess that's not true. I've seen three

11:50

or four celebrities come out and say that

11:52

there are fake endorsements. These

11:55

companies don't care because I'll just shut it down bankruptcy.

11:58

So they grabbed them and go Chrissy

12:00

Teagan is the user of blah blah yogurt.

12:03

She's like, no, I'm not so

12:06

yeah, I just shut it down then they

12:08

can't. Yeah, I mean if it's like not worth getting

12:10

sued. So yes, that's another one of these things. You can say

12:12

whatever you want. Apparently, what else? Morgan Number

12:14

two, Big and Rich announced their Peace, Love

12:16

and Happy tour with Cowboy Troy and DJ

12:18

sinister as the special guest. Yeah,

12:21

is that it Morgan number two? That's it. I'm Morgan number

12:23

two. That's the skinny hat. It's time for the good

12:25

news.

12:30

So this guy, Oscar found this kid's wallet

12:32

and inside it had his driver's license which had

12:34

his address on it. So Oscar showed

12:37

up at the family's home and they

12:39

weren't there, so he looked up at the front

12:41

door cam and said, Hi, my name

12:44

is Oscar. I found this wallet. I'm

12:46

leaving it here for you. So then they

12:48

were able to, like when they saw the wat they

12:50

went and checked the like front door cam

12:52

and they got the message from Oscar, and they really honestly

12:55

have no idea who he is beyond

12:57

that, and they would love to find out who

12:59

he is an actually think him. It sounded like you were

13:01

doing the role called cheer. Hi, my

13:03

name is Oscar. Yeah, I

13:07

know. It's super cool of Oscar to like look at the address

13:09

and deliver it. Did you see the story

13:11

a couple of weeks ago with the guy licking the doorbell

13:14

camera for like three hours? What's

13:16

wrong with that? Like, why did he get he got in

13:18

trouble and I don't get it all he did was

13:20

lick the doorbell. It's super weird. I don't

13:22

know about the legal ramifications of that. I know

13:24

he's on someone else's property. That's trespassing, sure,

13:27

and it's very bizarre behavior. It is too,

13:29

it's more bizarre than it is a trustpass,

13:31

but bizarre on your property. You can't go on someone

13:33

else's property like that is again, I mean starts

13:36

the doorbell and then what you

13:38

know, then the handle the person's

13:40

hand to open. Right, That's

13:42

just kind of stuff you gotta watch out more. Yeah,

13:44

that's weird. Huh. Yeah. We didn't talk about that

13:47

one of those days. We had too much going on. But

13:49

I can't stop thinking about it. It's exciting,

13:51

but the wrong's

13:54

wrong. I mean, I lit Pele's doorbell.

13:57

Who don't done?

13:59

Head worry the day this

14:01

story comes to us from Boonell, Florida.

14:04

Hey, forty year old man named Jesse Pack

14:06

was wanted by police. He's at his house and they

14:08

show up with the search warrant. He's like, oh,

14:10

no, I gotta hide. So he scribbles out a message

14:13

on a notepad and says, don't worry, I'm not

14:15

here, puts it on his bed, and then hides

14:17

an addresser, an a dresser. Yeah,

14:20

so they come in, they see the note, They're like, oh, I must

14:22

not be here. They start searching the house, find him in

14:24

the dresser. Can you imagine

14:26

the cop that pulls the dresser open? It's like what

14:29

Yeah, like a shirt at

14:31

the dwarf. Yeah, like, how do you

14:33

get in and close the dresser? Maybe you grab the top

14:35

of it and pull it clothes. Maybe he's one of those dressers

14:37

that's like surprised they didn't just leave though.

14:40

They're like, oh, he's not here, guys, call off the search.

14:42

Yeah, alright, unchunchos at your

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that's right. Come

16:00

on with this, Okay. So

16:04

there's a story that said more

16:06

people know emojis than

16:08

what the symbols mean on the car.

16:11

If your car's about to break down, oh you

16:13

know the little lights come on like amy, you would look at an emoji

16:15

and go, oh, I know what that means. That's the prayer

16:17

hands over a thing of spinach that means love forever eternal.

16:21

But if I were to hold up a sign

16:24

that you would see on your car to tell you you're

16:26

about to die, you would know what that means.

16:28

Yeah, okay, I'm gonna hold up the sign and

16:31

tell me if you know what it means. Okay, Oh my gosh,

16:34

okay, I bet you. We could do emoji. You'd

16:36

nail everyone everyone. Yeah. Yeah, but car

16:39

signs. But these are things in your car you have to know.

16:43

Yes, yes, yeah, normally two

16:46

kids, Amy, you should know the real If it's

16:48

a warning sign, it stays on for a long time.

16:51

Take your headphones off because I'm gonna

16:53

talk to our listeners without me, without

16:55

you, yes, without you know that you're hearing, because

16:57

I want to tell them what it is before you actually

16:59

take shot. Okay. So what

17:01

I'm gonna do is that we're gonna hold these signs up and Amy's

17:04

gonna guess what they are, all right. Number one?

17:08

Number one is no no

17:11

cover your ears. Oh my goodness, the

17:14

tire pressure warning light. Okay,

17:18

Amy, what does this sign mean? Take

17:20

a look? Describe it? Describe be forour listeners. Warning Like,

17:23

what's it looked like physically? Like? Talk about it? What does that looks

17:25

like? A hand with an exclamation

17:28

point like DAPs facing

17:30

download like you're making a fist going

17:32

down and you have an exclamation tattoo

17:35

mark on your hand. Yeah, so it's like DAPs

17:37

down with the exclamation point. Yes, if

17:39

that comes on in your car, warning What does that mean?

17:41

Warning for what though? Warning for tire

17:45

pressure? She says, tire pressure

17:47

warning light? Yeah? Is that your answer? That's

17:49

my final answer? Come

17:53

on, come on, Safety

17:55

first, Safety first? All right, good, someone's

17:58

been reading her manual. That's right, all

18:00

right. Number two, as Amy covers her

18:03

ears, this one is the battery

18:05

alert low, battery battery

18:08

alert. Okay, Amy, ready

18:10

and described to sign for our

18:12

listeners. Oh that looks

18:14

like a Nintendo remote control. Nintendo

18:17

remote control. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's clearly

18:19

the battery. Ohkait, So what does it mean?

18:22

It means your battery's slow. Okay,

18:24

show me the battery is low. Come

18:26

on, come on, basically

18:29

a mechanic, basically,

18:34

yes, okay, Ready for this one.

18:37

This one is the check

18:40

engine light, by the way,

18:42

an expensive one. If this one comes on, it could

18:44

mean trouble. Okay, Amy, take

18:47

them one out, all right, Mike d hold that up

18:49

for her please. Um.

18:51

It looks like what

18:54

does that look like? It looks

18:56

like an engine that's

18:58

engine light. Your engine's trouble. Oh

19:00

wow, So what do you think that means? Your engines in trouble? Your

19:03

engines in trouble. Show me your engines in trouble.

19:05

That is the check engine, like

19:10

you should teach drivers, said, it's

19:12

crazy. All right, you

19:15

have two more. This

19:20

one is the fog lamp

19:23

indicator. Amy, can I

19:25

hear me? Fog lamp indicator?

19:28

All right, there you go, Mike,

19:31

he's holding it up. Describe that one. Oh my,

19:33

what's it look like? Physically? Like

19:36

a um

19:40

like a football sort of football.

19:42

Go ahead, half

19:44

a football, half of football. And

19:48

that's a railroad track half of a football,

19:50

Nerella track. Okay, so that can only mean one thing,

19:52

like a headlight. Go ahead with a

19:55

track? Air? Oh

19:58

air, Oh, turn

20:00

it the other way. It looks like a coffee mug with hot

20:02

Now we're talking. She's onto something. Turn it. Just

20:05

build your coffee in the car. That's what that is. Hot

20:07

stuff coming up. But

20:09

he's holding it the right way. He's not messing with you. Cool. What

20:12

do you think that is any air filter? Your

20:16

answer is that your air filter

20:19

needs to be changed. No, I'm sorry, you were

20:21

right. Initially, this is a headlight.

20:24

It's a fog. It's a fog lamp

20:26

indicator. Your fog lights out. Don't

20:28

roll your eyes. That's that's something in your car. But you're

20:30

doing pretty good. All right, one more, let's

20:34

do this one. All right. This is the washer

20:37

fluid indicator. You need wash fluid in

20:39

the car. But knows that right? I could whatsh your wiper and watching more of

20:41

all that stuff. All right, here we go when

20:47

fluid. Come on, she just nailed it immediately,

20:49

Are you kidding? Come on, that's

20:53

four or five folks. I gotta say that's I'm gonna

20:55

go ahead past her, give her a driver's

20:57

license. Huh, thank you? Wow?

21:00

Are any of these hard? Harder? Hold

21:02

on number five for Morgan number two? Morgan number two year

21:04

are twenty five years old. You

21:07

can love your emojis? What is this

21:09

one? Here? Describe what that looks like. It

21:12

has abs in a

21:14

circle. It kind of looks like a little

21:16

speaker. Go ahead. Is

21:19

not a speaker though? Let

21:22

me tell the audience, like or your phone, hold

21:24

on ABS

21:27

means antilock break system. So

21:29

it's the anti like break warning. You're like breaks

21:31

around, Okay, that's

21:33

a different than normal breaks. Well, if

21:36

you have a different breaks. All right, Morgan number

21:38

two, go ahead. What do you think that is? I

21:40

want to say it's something with a transmitter

21:42

transmitter? What what does that mean? It's what's

21:45

a transmitting like the radio like Boby Bone shows out?

21:47

Yeah, like again will

21:49

come on? It comes on? Yeah, no, I'm

21:51

sorry. ABS is the anti like breaking

21:53

system. So that means your breaks are

21:55

out and so don't drive because you'll die, you'll crash

22:00

A right. There you have it. Amy did a great job. Wonderful

22:02

job. Here. Do

22:07

you remember when to Catch Up Predator came on? Everybody

22:11

watched that show huge. Yeah, this Chris

22:13

Hansen would go and go, I'm Chris Hansen from

22:15

Dayline ANBC. Have you been sending

22:18

dirty messages to a twelve year old named Victoria?

22:20

Oh? Victoria on Victoria

22:23

And here are the cameras And they'd walk out and they'll be like oh,

22:26

and then we'd all laugh. It'd be a good we'd be like, oh,

22:28

I can't believe it. But we'd also go, I can't

22:30

believe how many predators are out there right because

22:34

and it's like maybe they just don't think they're ever

22:36

going to be the ones getting busted. But it was

22:38

like doctors. I know, it's

22:40

it's sad. It was like businessmen.

22:43

Yeah, and it was in every

22:45

city. It was in big cities and small cities,

22:47

and we'd be like, Oh, that's crazy, hob and we'd be like, Oh

22:49

my goodness, I'm so sad that this is happening. That show.

22:52

It's crazy. It was culture

22:54

phenomenon. Yes for us.

22:57

Morgan number two, do you remember you're

22:59

twenty five years old? Do you remember to catch a predator?

23:03

No? Like, we're in the back

23:05

of my head. But they don't do it anymore. No,

23:07

don't they stopped? They ran out of Predator. I look for it.

23:13

Something happened. Yeah. Yeah,

23:16

there was a cop and I think outside of Dallas.

23:19

I want to say he was a suspect. They

23:21

showed, confronted him, he fled, barricade

23:23

himself in his house, ended up killing

23:26

himself. But that's what stopped the show, Yeah, because

23:28

they started lawsuit like oh you

23:30

did this, like you trapped an innocent

23:33

man, blah blah blah. But what was he innocent? Do

23:35

we know? We don't know because he had so much protection

23:37

on his computer. I believe that they could never get

23:40

to the well. I

23:42

didn't know that ratings were bad man.

23:44

So the guy that hosted To Catch Predator, Chris

23:46

Hansen, has been arrested over

23:49

bounced checks thirteen thousand

23:52

of them. Thirteen thousand checks

23:54

or thirteen thousand dollars? Well, what if there

23:56

were thirteen thousand one dollars checks. That's

23:58

a lot of handwriting. Chris

24:00

Hansen got the Chris Hanson treatment

24:03

sort of when Connecticut cops busted

24:05

in and they were like, you're gonna arrest

24:08

for bouncing checks, He's like, where are the cameras?

24:10

Cops? He failed to pay thirteen thousand

24:12

dollars on stuff he purchased in twenty seventeen,

24:15

and he gave the guy run around with two bounced checks

24:19

thirteen thousand dollars. According

24:21

to Stanford PD, he bought three hundred

24:23

and fifty five mugs, two hundred

24:26

eighty eight T shirts, and six hundred

24:28

and fifty vinyl decals from

24:30

a shop in town. I

24:33

don't know what we're on that said online

24:41

store for what is like an online version

24:43

of To Catch Predator. He's doing it rogue. Chris

24:46

Hansen's rogant with the cell phone. He's

24:49

doing it on insta story. You're on insa

24:51

story to catch a predator.

24:56

He's still doing the show with camera

24:59

people and cops. Yeah,

25:02

interest without the cop I would never do

25:04

without coming. Let

25:06

them go after your table. All right, you guys are pretty go. It's

25:08

just for so guy. Yeah, guys, just it's on YouTube. Bread

25:11

We're good. Anyway.

25:13

Dude paid thirteen thousand dollars. Wow, alright he

25:16

was charged it didn't pay? Yeah? Yeah, how

25:18

about this on this Day Country Music History? I love

25:20

this segment and it's it's given

25:22

me a funny nickname. Yeah, country Music's

25:24

youngest historian, and you know, I'm

25:27

into it. It's a lot of pressure to live up to. But on

25:30

this day, and on

25:33

this day in nineteen ninety

25:35

five, Morgan number two What

25:37

year Were You Born? Nineteen ninety three, Shania

25:42

Twain released Whose Bad Have Your Boots

25:44

Been Under? Who's Bed

25:47

Have Your Boots? That's

25:51

Morgan number two favorite artists she

25:53

is? This is my jam. I was just listening to it

25:55

on the way here. You really

25:57

were? Yeah, I swear I just

26:00

denied in the morning. You're

26:02

really a song? Did you know it was

26:05

a big day in music history? No, I had no idea.

26:07

She and I released a single twenty four years ago. The

26:10

song actually never went number one, but

26:13

it became her first hit a country

26:15

radio, peaking at number eleven. Wow, it's

26:17

such a legacy song now that what's funny. It

26:19

was the first single Shania co wrote with then

26:22

husband Mutt Lange, and the

26:24

album went on to be you know the album

26:26

comes from do you know? Come On?

26:30

Come On? From

26:34

now on? No, I'm sorry the Woman in Me not

26:36

a true fair. It

26:41

sold four million copies at the end of that year and then many

26:43

many more. I was still we were still kind of young

26:45

when that came out, So I remember breaking it down, like, what does

26:47

it mean? Boots under Who's bad?

26:49

I've never got it? Did not understand what

26:52

it meant? Now I do? I

26:54

get it now? Do you

26:56

know? Yeah? I know what it means. I did it.

26:58

When I first heard the song, you were like in the

27:00

womb. Yeah, question,

27:02

you didn't know what English words were when your heart heard of the

27:04

song. So she wrote this with her ex

27:07

husband, who was the producers.

27:11

She talked about it. Yeah, I'm just saying so it

27:14

was like a real life song. Well,

27:17

you can write songs about anything. You can have a co writer

27:19

that has a story, he could could have had a story.

27:21

Who knows they could another one in the room, and he's like, I have

27:23

a story. Yeah, okay, because

27:26

it didn't he like not later though,

27:29

the way later after because in

27:32

the end, I believe she started seeing

27:36

the It was a it was a weird thing. They both went husband

27:38

the other husband and wife. Yeah, he

27:41

mut dating a girl

27:43

or seeing a girl, and then Shania

27:46

started seeing her husband. Correct, I think that's

27:48

right. Yeah, isn't it crazy? Well,

27:50

anyway that this

27:53

day and so

27:58

Eddie and Lunchbox think that our tattoos or copouts

28:01

why, I don't know. Sharna

28:03

and I my partner from Dancing with the Star, I said we were

28:05

gonna get a mirrorball tattoo if we won. Man,

28:08

you didn't, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

28:10

I didn't know Lunchbox stop the same way as oh yeah, you

28:12

both have no idea. Though you guys

28:14

didn't come together. They did not edit your

28:16

feel in this way. Go ahead. I feel strongly by the lunchbo

28:19

You guys feel everything you can get strongly about

28:21

it. I'm pretty bad. I wanted to marinate on

28:23

it and see if I was overreacting, and then after sitting

28:25

around for a few hours, it was like, no, you said you were

28:28

going to get a mirror ball. That

28:30

means you're gonna get a mirrorball, like the symbol,

28:32

the outline, the whole

28:34

mirrorball. Writing the word mirror ball in

28:36

your arm is not getting the mirrorball. It's

28:38

getting the word mirrorball. It's two totally

28:41

different things. It's a cop Outdie.

28:44

So I was thinking, like, man, this is a

28:46

total cop out, like what are they doing what?

28:48

They totally tricked us? And then I thought,

28:51

typical Bobby fashion, we can't

28:53

say it's wrong because technically he

28:55

got the quote mirror ball unquote

28:58

tattooed in his arm. Always it was if

29:01

we won, we were getting a mirror ball tattoo,

29:03

which means as symbol to represent

29:07

us winning Dancing with the Stars. I didn't say we were

29:09

going to draw the mirrorball, although that was my plan initially,

29:12

and then we drew it up and it just looked

29:14

like a water tower driving into a town. I think

29:16

all of us, and I'll speak for some listeners, Yeah,

29:21

a mirror ball tattoo all great? Yes, Amy,

29:24

I mean I really don't spend

29:26

my time worrying about No, they're very much. Tell

29:28

me you weren't disappointed. We now saw the word mirrorball

29:31

in his arms. Bobby getting mirrorball written now

29:33

affected me. None, yeah, yeah,

29:35

you're not living. No, no, y'all need

29:38

to energy elsewhere.

29:40

He got mirror ball. He got something

29:43

that represented his win, and it's something him and

29:45

charnatte it together and it's their bodies. Also.

29:48

I was going to get the mirrorball tattoo. Yeah,

29:51

And I said, hey, what do you want to do? Do you want to do mirrorball

29:53

to Charnt? Do you want to like the full black doll united the

29:55

trace outside of it? Do you want to do the word mirrorball?

29:58

And that was her. She was like, let's do the word mirrorb because

30:00

it's different. She's a cop out too that

30:03

you will not insult her. I don't get

30:05

mad about me. I put in a face. You don't

30:07

talk that never. Um, well,

30:09

I'm sorry, I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't feel like

30:11

it was you didn't get any mean tweets from the listeners

30:14

saying though I'm shocked. I'm shocked

30:16

because I feel like we know what the

30:18

listeners are feeling, and if we feel that way, really,

30:23

no one cares. If I wouldn't never

30:25

got it. They had just asked, but they wouldn't have really cared.

30:27

But I did get it because I said we were and I won't get my microphone

30:29

too. So let me guess you're gonna write micone, Oh

30:32

wow, I got a microphone. No,

30:35

that would be too easy. I could though,

30:37

So after you did that was like we got

30:39

got of course, Like technically

30:42

he did wrote He's gonna get a really really small

30:44

phone. See it's a microphone, get

30:46

it small phone? Geez.

30:49

I mean that's what he's gonna do. Cop out he

30:51

got us. Amy

30:54

loves the El Choppo story. Oddly,

30:57

Amy, the nicest, safest,

31:00

most wholesome person I know, is obsessed with

31:03

gangs and

31:06

drug cartels, cartels scandal.

31:10

She wanted to go to Los Angeles and

31:12

to like Compton and do the gang

31:15

tour them it's

31:17

not cops taking the game tour, like this

31:19

is a whole bus probably a gang,

31:21

yeah, Rob, you know the gangs

31:24

respect the tours. I think, oh yeah, but

31:26

then it's just really they're really not good people. So I

31:28

didn't decide that. I didn't you

31:31

turn on them, Yeah, until you don't pay them nextra

31:33

And then I was like, I don't know what color to wear. So

31:37

Amy loves this and she starts watching El Chopo

31:39

on Netflix. Yeah why one? Why?

31:42

Yeah? Well because I watched Narcos and

31:45

I feel like it was a similar story, except

31:48

for unfortunately in Spanish,

31:50

so it was voiced over in English. But

31:52

I still watched the entire season. Well,

31:55

the former Mexican president, they say, took a one hundred

31:58

million dollar bride. Okay, yes, I did see this one

32:00

hundred one hundred million. Yeah, I

32:02

didn't read the story. Alice I was the headline, and I

32:05

literally gasped out loud because

32:07

I knew that bribes were paid. I

32:09

guess I just didn't know it was at such a like

32:13

one hundred million. That means one hundred million to them was

32:15

like no big deal, Like here, you

32:17

know, one hundred million didn't even phase

32:19

him. They wanted the president, according

32:22

to the source. According to the guy in the trial said

32:24

he wanted five hundred million, half

32:26

a billion. They negotiated him down to one. Isn't

32:29

it crazy that, hey, Mike, did you

32:31

come up here for a second. Yeah, because Mike The's parents

32:33

are from Mexico and bribes

32:35

are so the Norman Mexico. Did this strike you

32:37

as funny or no? I didn't think it was that crazy. Having

32:40

a president, a former president, it happens

32:42

all the time. The former president of Mexico,

32:44

Enrique Pena nayetoe,

32:47

okay, thank you, Nieto took

32:50

a one hundred million dollar bribe

32:52

from El Chappo. You had to call off to manhunt,

32:55

to call off a man hunt and

32:57

El Choppo one hundred million nothing, right,

33:00

it's probably worth it to him. Wow,

33:02

And you're not surprised by that? Might be no, Like we would

33:04

get pulled over and they would just expect to bribe

33:07

the cops. Yeah, the cops would, and

33:09

that's how you get out of it. The stunning testimony

33:11

was delivered Tuesday in a New York courtroom

33:14

by a Colombian drug lord who worked closely

33:17

with El Chopo. One

33:19

hundred million dollars. That's so much, that's

33:22

so much money. Um So then

33:24

did the search get called back on? I

33:27

don't know. I stopped reading after Obviously

33:30

they eventually ended up capturing him,

33:33

lost out extra did at him to the US?

33:37

Right? Would you guys go all the way down deep into Mexico?

33:39

Yeah, like like down towards Mexico City,

33:41

way down there. So would you just drive only

33:44

in the daytime. Yeah, we would plan it out to where

33:46

we would drive through Mexico like early

33:48

in the morning, because you didn't want to be there at night. You'd get

33:50

pulled over by somebody or like

33:52

the cops aren't even that safe. It's

33:55

that dangerous that if you're driving at night

33:57

that you're worried. Yeah, even in the day.

34:00

Have you ever been to Guadalajara My parents

34:03

have. Yeah, what do you know about that, Amy, there's

34:05

a lot of cartels stuff there in Chihuahua. It's

34:09

close to well these are well Chihuahua,

34:12

I know, is a place where they go through

34:15

to get to into the US, like underground.

34:17

I think there's like the underground

34:20

tunnels are what's it's fascinating too, Yes,

34:22

and they're going under the tunnels. Everything's

34:24

coming through ports as well. Yeah, and al Chaba

34:26

was a mastermind as some of these bad boys people acting

34:29

like all the stuff's coming through over the border like just being

34:31

walked across. No, it's coming through ports, boats

34:33

and airplanes and through tunnels

34:36

like that's what's happening. And it's crazy

34:38

that Mike d and his family would go driving, and you have

34:40

to drive in the daytime, so you did. Like here in the

34:42

States, you go drive in the daytime, you

34:44

drive at night. Like

34:47

our general worry isn't that someone's

34:49

going to pull us over. Cops are not cops. That's

34:52

crazy. Would you ever live down

34:54

their mighty No. I haven't

34:56

been back in like ten years. It's so bad, you

34:59

know, Like all Passo was super safe and it's right on

35:01

the border, one of the safest cities. You know why

35:04

because they don't want to bring that in the United States because

35:06

then we'll go over there. Do you know that? Yeah?

35:09

Really, yeah, they don't want to start messing with us over

35:11

here on our side, No, because then we'll go in Eddie.

35:14

How about where you grew up, Is it pretty safe because

35:16

we used to cross the border there all the time and now we're

35:18

the same. For me, I live McCallan, Reinosa, Reinoso

35:20

was our border town. It's pretty rough again, McCallan's

35:22

safe, Rainosa rough, but

35:25

McAllen, America was safe, safe, separated

35:28

by a river. But even when we were younger,

35:30

like our junior high high school days, crossing

35:32

the border was not a big deal bones. I would

35:34

go to Mexico for lunch and be back by eighth period.

35:37

Yeah, my dad didn't want me to

35:39

do that, but I would do it. You weren't scared, No

35:41

one's scared. Nothing bad ever happened. But now

35:43

no change. Well you can't without a passport now

35:45

either. I used to walk across Well once

35:48

and they were like chickil it, and I was like, oh,

35:50

chicklet and I would have one that everyone's like chickilate, and

35:52

if I didn't buy it from everyone, they got mad at me. Yeah,

35:55

it was crazy. It's time for the

35:57

good news, Bobby Good.

36:03

This kid named Elijah had his fourteenth

36:05

birthday. A lot of friends on a family.

36:08

They all come on Sunday and they go, let's

36:10

go to chick fil A. It's his favorite restaurant. You know.

36:12

The problem, what's going to chick Fila on Sunday

36:15

is close. It's not open, that's right, So

36:18

it's typically closed. But the manager

36:20

opened the doors and the drive through so

36:23

Elijah could fulfill his dream of working the

36:25

drive through. Wow, he's got

36:27

in it and let people the day knew come

36:29

through. But I mean, yeah, it's not His

36:32

friends drove through the drive through and received a

36:34

cookie from Elijah about

36:37

forty cars came through the drive through

36:39

because they opened it. Oh yeah, because I was about to say,

36:41

you know when carc like

36:44

what, that's a big deal. You know

36:47

Eddie and my band, the Raging Idiots. We have a song

36:49

called chick fil A, but it's Sunday. The owner

36:51

of chick fil A, the CEO of chick Filate, tweeted this out

36:53

one day. Yeah. I don't know if you've heard the smash hit before. I

36:56

got a cray. I can't kick.

37:02

It's making me weak, it's making me

37:04

sick. I

37:07

want to give my car and drive to

37:09

you. There's

37:13

nothing else that I can do. I

37:17

won't shake Lay, but

37:20

it's Sunday. I

37:23

won't find little Man to walk, but

37:26

now I'm feeling I

37:28

won't shake Lay, but

37:31

it's Sunday. Yeah,

37:33

the one day he lying over. It's

37:36

the one day that I was hoping to

37:39

get chick lay. Yeah,

37:42

yeah, to

37:44

get chick Lay. Yeah.

37:49

There's the gym right there. It's our song. It's up. Listen.

37:51

I yell hello through the drive

37:53

through. Hello, Nobody

37:57

answers me back. I

38:02

look around for all deal the

38:04

car, where

38:07

the heck is the ever won ship

38:13

flee but it's

38:15

sun good. Well, good for them

38:17

for opening that up. First birthday. Oh, ain't me singing

38:19

now? But now I feel loveful

38:22

BMW Chap flat

38:25

on its Sunday. Oh

38:27

wow, she's doing like hol special vocals

38:30

backgrounds the one day ship

38:35

lay Yeah. Yeah, wow,

38:37

that's good. You got it, chick

38:40

flay yang. All

38:43

right, we're done now you get that. We gotta go Chap

38:45

first. That was tell me something

38:48

good? Did your buddy and mind

38:50

it? Miss the Bobby Ball Transmit

38:53

day. This

38:56

is the Bobby Ball Show. That's right.

38:59

You're over

39:02

to Amy with Corny Morning

39:07

Corny. Where do hamsters go on vacation?

39:10

Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam?

39:15

Come on? I like that one Amy, you know where

39:17

they summer New Hamster. Damn Yeah,

39:25

that was the Morning Corny.

39:30

Tomorrow morning, at this time, our friend Marion

39:33

Morris will be in studio. She

39:36

got a new song called Girl that

39:39

comes out later today. But

39:42

this is not that song. By the way, was her last

39:44

song. I just can't play the new song yet. But

39:47

Marion Morris and studio at this time tomorrow it'd

39:49

be good. They

39:52

will have some real value morning

39:57

follow from the Change chit Chin.

40:02

Today, Jim Carrey is fifty seven years

40:04

old. You guys like Jim Carrey? Yeah,

40:06

yeah, still yeah, Well

40:09

I've really seen him in a minute when

40:12

he came out with Ace Finchura pet Detective. Do you

40:14

like that? I know? Yes, Morgan number two, you're twenty

40:16

five. Always like to go to you because we're all the same age. We

40:18

were all, you know, nineties kids. You

40:21

were a baby in the nineties. Is Jim

40:23

Carrey funny to you? Yes? I think the first

40:25

movie I saw of his was The Mask, all

40:28

right, yeah, and I loved

40:30

him then. That's when I started to like him. I like The Mask,

40:32

Mask was good. That may have been the second movie.

40:35

Cameron Diaz was in it. Yeah, he was a huge.

40:37

Okay, so he's fifty seven years old today.

40:40

He's been in over forty five movies. Did

40:42

you know that? Forty Yeah. I'll

40:44

play you a clip from a famous Jim Carrey

40:46

movie. You name the movie. Oh, write

40:49

it down, lunchbox, yea, I write your answers down. Okay, Morgan

40:51

number two, you hopp in this too with your twenty five year

40:53

old self. Let's see how you do a kid. All right, here we go

40:55

a movie number one, HDS,

40:58

sir, and how are you this after you? Alrighty,

41:01

then I have a package for you. Everybody

41:04

used to impersonate him at school always alright

41:07

then, yeah, so annoying, so annoying.

41:10

Excuse me, do you have a mint? He

41:12

talked with But that was Morgan

41:17

number two. I didn't have anything. Lunchbox

41:22

pet detective. Here you have it, okay, number two.

41:25

Hey, when you're

41:27

the most annoying sound in the world. Guys,

41:34

guys, that

41:37

is one of the funniest movies, though all too funny.

41:40

I think top five funniest movies for me, and

41:43

I was never a huge Jim Carrey fan, liked

41:45

him, thought is funny, but that movie is so funny

41:47

Amy Dumb and Dummer. Yes, Morgan

41:50

number two. No, I was about to write, yes, man,

41:53

that's the r. That's when he was

41:55

doing family movies. He was just taking a paycheck

41:58

at that point. Lunch Box, Dumb and Uber.

42:00

Yes, Hey, Morgan

42:02

number two, I'm gonna give you the homework

42:04

assignment to watch Dumb and Dumber before Monday of next

42:07

week. Okay, let us know, so write

42:09

that down. I want to get a review from Morgan number two. See

42:11

if it's still funny to her, if it holds up? All

42:14

right, number three, name the movie? Somebody

42:18

stop me. You

42:20

can't make the scene if you don't have the green. I

42:23

had better make a little step. Amen.

42:27

There you go. What is that movie? There are

42:30

you in? Morgan? Number two? Yeah? All right, Amy, the Mask,

42:32

launch Box, the Mask. There you go, the

42:35

Mask. There she got one movie?

42:38

Okay, how about this

42:40

one? Good morning morning, good

42:43

Marma. Oh and in case I don't see

42:45

you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

42:48

And then there you go. Oh, name that Jim

42:51

Carrey movie. It's fifty seven today? Oh

42:54

man, oh

42:57

what is that? Go dat even name?

43:00

I don't know. I don't say a good

43:02

night. Shoot,

43:06

I'm in for the wind Amy,

43:09

The Truman Show, Lunchbox, Liar,

43:11

Liar, Morgan number two. Nothing

43:14

nothing the answer is. And by the way, I

43:17

just said, I wasn't a huge Jim Carrey fan. It was a pretty

43:19

good. But as I think about it, I love some of his movies.

43:21

I think The Truman Show is probably one of my top

43:24

ten movies of all time. Really, I've never seen

43:26

that. Yeah, what is it about? He doesn't

43:28

know that he's in this this reality

43:31

show, and it's not even about a reality show. It's about

43:33

life, Like, do we even really know what's happening with us? Are we being

43:35

manipulated by outside forces? It's much bigger

43:37

than what it is, But it's the Truman Show. The

43:40

other movie that I really really loved was Eternal

43:43

Sunshine of the Spotless Money is great, and he's

43:45

in that. It's not even funny in that one. No, it's

43:47

amazing, so good. Yeah, let's

43:49

do one more. I guess I'm a huge

43:52

Jim Carrey man. Guys, I just talked like

43:55

them all. Has anybody seen his new show

43:57

now on Showtime? He has a show.

44:00

Oh it's off now, I think I cancel

44:02

it. But the Comedians back in the seventies,

44:05

No, that was up here dying. He

44:07

has some other one where he looks like a sad old man and

44:09

he's just like what they called kidding.

44:11

Yeah, that's what it's called. I don't know anything about

44:13

it. I just I saw a preview and I was like, oh, what if that's

44:15

any good? Did you see him on Comedians

44:17

and Coffees getting comedians the cars getting coffee? No,

44:20

No, it was pretty funny. I thought it was

44:22

sad, thought he was funny,

44:24

but then he was so alone, right, I feel

44:26

like he's sad now and he paints. Listen,

44:29

anybody, here's the thing. Anybody's super creative.

44:32

You have to be so nutty to create awesomely

44:34

nutty things. And that nutty you don't just get

44:36

to pick and choose when you use it. You live

44:38

that. No, and this is what I worry about with you.

44:41

Go ahead, Oh boy, I just said it. I

44:44

su cerly No, But

44:47

say what you mean? I mean that you're

44:49

a creative and you're

44:52

gonna be lonely. Well, we got right

44:54

to the end of that real quick. She said it. Yeah,

44:57

you you have those tendencies. I

44:59

mean you are are You make

45:01

jokes about things that make you uncomfortable, which

45:03

is a lot of times comedians take their darkness

45:05

and they make funnies out of them and that's what makes

45:08

them feel better. But then

45:10

ultimately they're not really feeling that much better,

45:12

and then they then then when

45:14

you become successful, you don't really know

45:16

who you can trust, so then you just end up locking

45:18

yourself in your house at home. Interesting

45:21

unless you're creating alrighty then,

45:24

and then I don't know. Don't

45:26

worry about me. Okay, I'm good. I can't

45:29

figure it out. Sure, do you know?

45:31

Let's do one more name this Jim Carrey movie

45:33

five thirty ships

45:36

thirty. Get it with me. I can't cat show

45:38

that a day seven o'clock wrestle

45:40

with my shelf. Loo I'm

45:43

booked. Morgan number two

45:45

a right to her paper on what

45:47

in the world she knows? The second

45:49

generation of Jim Carrey. That's what's funny.

45:52

So that's a real movie he

45:57

had to have. Okay, okay,

46:02

Amy, some sort of a batman.

46:05

No, but he was the Riddler.

46:07

Yeah no, no, no, no, that's

46:10

a good guess lush box, yes man, no,

46:13

because she guess that earlier. Morgan number

46:15

two. How the grin still Christmas? Yeah, he's the

46:17

grash that's good. I was

46:19

picturing him green. Do you hear him now? Five

46:21

thirty thirty?

46:24

Get it with me? There you go? Hep birdad Jim Carrey fifty

46:26

seven years old. Today. I

46:29

get a text from Amy last night. She

46:32

says, did you see this article about you? And I did

46:34

not. Okay, it's on Radar online,

46:37

which is like if

46:39

we're ever researching stuff for the show or whatever. I

46:41

mean, that's a source. I go to the

46:44

headline says Bachelor wooing

46:47

ABC favorite Bobby Bones for hit shows

46:49

Next Suitor. Simplify

46:53

that. That means that ABC wants Bobby to be the

46:55

next Bachelor. And I think

46:57

this came up a long time ago. I was like, no way, Bobby's not gonna

46:59

do it, Like, I just don't see that happening. And

47:02

when I read this, I had this strong feeling

47:04

in my gut of like, oh my gosh,

47:06

this is happening, because it's

47:08

sort of the same feeling I had when You're on Dancing the Stars.

47:11

I really believe that you're gonna win, and I was like, oh

47:13

my gosh, she's gonna win, but there was still like a

47:15

little bit of doubt. But you did it. You won, And so

47:17

now I'm just going with my gut and I feel

47:19

like, you're gonna You're

47:22

gonna do the Bachelor, and it's gonna be crazy.

47:24

And here here's a quote. Whoa

47:27

did I didn't say anything to that, not from you, one

47:30

of your friends. Okay, the

47:34

secrets just like they they even quote him, well,

47:36

I don't know it's an audio. Atually,

47:38

it does say the word snitches here. It says, even

47:41

though the new Bachelor season has just started, the search

47:43

is on for the next competitor, who snitches

47:45

say could be one of ABC's

47:48

favorites, Bobby Bones. And then

47:50

there's a quote here from some guy named Rob that says

47:52

ABC has huge plans for him. Well, no, Rob,

47:55

it's shutter. No, No, no, not shutter

47:57

shooter. No. He's host

48:00

of a podcast, So I don't know. Is there a

48:02

different Rob. He's the Bachelor podcast

48:04

guy. Huh yeah, I'm gonna

48:06

look him up. Let's so it says

48:09

that the thirty eight year old that would

48:11

be Bobby. I know, but isn't that a bit old? Listen?

48:13

No, no, she became a network

48:16

v I P after appearing on

48:18

various ABC programs. Bobby is

48:21

perfect, says the source. He

48:23

is known to the ABC audience for an American idol,

48:25

and he has now on Dancing with the Stars. The

48:28

informant added, ABC has turned

48:30

Bobby into a household name, and what

48:32

would be more exciting than to watch him fall in love.

48:34

The radio personality has never been married,

48:36

and his dating life has been kept under

48:38

wraps since he hit the celebrity

48:41

scene in the early two thousands,

48:44

and I was like, first of all ceties,

48:49

the whole thing, there's no celebrities two thousands,

48:51

it's like early two thousands. Yeah, I was like, you mean

48:53

when he was doing nights in Austin I

48:58

love shoot the radio. Maybe they meant early

49:00

two thousand and now, really

49:04

like when he just won Dancing with Yeah, the

49:06

early never I mean, so I

49:08

don't know. Then at the bottom

49:11

of this it's funny. I kept scrolling down

49:13

and at the bottom of Radar

49:15

Online, of every article, I finally realized that they

49:17

put here it says we pay for juicy info. Do

49:19

you have a story? And I was about to reply and be like, well,

49:22

what do you want? Next Bachelor?

49:25

Every day? What you want to know? That's the thing. We have such

49:27

an advantage right now. Usually you read the stuff like

49:29

well, I really wonder what Bobby Bones would say about

49:31

this, dude, I

49:34

know what my gut told me, and my gut

49:36

is telling me you legit could

49:38

be the next Bachelor? So what are I

49:40

mean? Here is my concern here to

49:43

even consider being the best? I mean, because you have to have

49:45

your shirt off, you have to say shower.

49:49

I know he did, but he feel no that's not about

49:52

me, it's about him. He feels uncomfortable and

49:54

he has to like do showers and and

49:56

and weird scenes where he's working out but gets

49:59

all wet. I don't that good? Is you got

50:01

to make out with every chick on that show. I

50:04

don't have like gramafu. I've

50:06

changed up the game on every single thing I've ever done.

50:08

Oh, from radio shows to Dancing

50:10

with the stars. They put me in American Doco is different. I

50:12

mean I would have to be like everybody else, you'd be different.

50:14

I wouldn't. We would just read books all show

50:16

long. Okay, I got you a book. Okay,

50:19

here's here's my concern. My

50:21

concern is I don't want to be one of the Bachelor

50:23

people. I don't want to be that group.

50:26

But you can make it different. What do you mean they live a cool

50:28

life? They do? They do, they

50:30

go to events. I don't want to do that. That's good for them, that's not good

50:33

for me. I've built like

50:35

a media empire

50:37

here, dynasty, the radio show, written

50:40

books. I don't want to do The Bachelor.

50:42

If I have to be one of like that, you

50:44

don't. You don't have to turn into that

50:47

crowd. You can, you'll maintain your

50:49

career. I want to be like grocery store Joe. That's my boy,

50:52

isn't he part of that kind of

50:54

But he's normal, see because that's because you've gotten

50:56

to know him. It's my dude, my best friend, go

50:58

to Joe. I don't think the that group though,

51:01

is the bachelor? That's are all

51:03

the guys on the Bachelorette? Oh my gosh, you

51:05

can spot them from a mile away, fial

51:08

what's the bachelor? The dude? That's

51:10

a separate thing. Like, and plus we get

51:12

to see you fall in love and find your future wife.

51:15

That's a huge part of your story. Yeah.

51:18

Well, all I'm saying is that is

51:20

a concern to me. Okay, but because

51:22

you usually go on that show if you're just good, look at you know, have anything going

51:24

on? Right? Okay? Again,

51:27

you can switch it up. You have a lot going on, and you'll just maintain

51:29

that. It's fine. You won't. You're not all of a sudden

51:31

like are you talking me into it now? Yeah? And listen,

51:34

I don't know. The one scenes I'm a little worried

51:36

about are like the cocktail parties because

51:39

I don't drink and they apply the people would drink something.

51:41

I have an alcohol all the time at dinners, and

51:43

they toasted the like at the end of a roast anderemony

51:45

like congratulations. And if I would have to toast with

51:47

water and a shampoo, I mean it'd look weird or a

51:49

water bottle and look a little different. But dude,

51:52

there are hot chicks crawling all over

51:54

you. You gotta do it. You cannot do that's

51:56

not important to me. And then I can come

51:58

on and make sure, and I can be in the house and see if

52:00

the girls are really there for you. I would bring you on, Amy.

52:03

Yeah. Oh, I would bet these girls. Yeah you hardcore.

52:06

I just said me and you said I would

52:08

bring you on Amy. Listen. I

52:10

don't know if they know what they're talking about. Really, I

52:13

know this in my I feel it in my bones.

52:16

Put Oh we

52:19

should planned that. No, I didn't after

52:21

I said it for am I not too

52:23

old to go on the you're thirty eight?

52:25

Does Colton do twenty six? Or another

52:28

guy with gray hair? That was he's

52:30

probably younger. I'm thirty eight. He's just great

52:33

early or what maybe you're

52:36

fine erwo, he's

52:39

thirty seven? Perfect. Yeah,

52:43

by the time you go on, you'd be thirty nine. Oh, you

52:45

could be there. Who's the oldest bachelor ever? I

52:47

can probably call Griffy Store Joe if you want him,

52:49

Yes, okay, just get him on. We need to

52:51

talk him and I talked about this and what he

52:54

said. He thought he thought it'd be a thing for him

52:56

too, because he has a girlfriend. And I don't watch The Bachelor.

52:58

I used to a long time ago, and I'm not against it. But

53:01

I didn't even know him from the show, which is good.

53:03

But I can get them on. This is happening

53:05

my best friend now Morgan number two? Well, Nick

53:08

val is thirty eight and he was last

53:12

When was that? Yeah? One? But

53:14

has there ever been a forty year old bachelor? Forty year

53:16

old brillionaire? Oh? I

53:19

think it was Ari was the oldest. What

53:21

about the guy that was the fisherman? Remember

53:23

hand? Oh yeah, I'm trying. I'm

53:26

trying to find out who it is. We'll come back. All I can find

53:28

is right now is Ari. We'll come. We'll get

53:30

grocery Store Joe on for the Bachelor and bachlround

53:32

paradise and we'll see what do you say about

53:34

this? Perfect? All right? Good? Be

53:37

good? Come back. What if some girls

53:39

get out of the limo and they're likely they're

53:41

like, who are you? No? I know, Amy,

53:43

I know, well you're not cute,

53:46

might question, but I'm not as good looking as But they

53:48

don't know who any of those people are, do they Yeah, some of them

53:50

do. Like they're get out and they're like, oh there were

53:54

cycled people. Now like you'd be, Mike,

53:57

did you find anybody older than me? I don't

53:59

want to be the oldest. That's wherever? Oh oh

54:01

yeah, here we go Byron Velvet.

54:05

He was forty years old. There you go. That's

54:07

the Fisherman. That's good season

54:09

six, Brad Walmack, remember

54:12

him. Here's two seasons there.

54:14

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on Bobby

54:17

Bone. So all right, the guy called my new best

54:19

friend, it's you may know him a grocery

54:21

store Joe from the Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise.

54:23

Here he is, there is Joe. Heverybuddy.

54:26

Hey, what's up? What's up? What's

54:28

funny about this story is Joe and I were

54:31

just talking about both him

54:33

when he was on the Bachelor, you know, wondering

54:35

if he would be the Bachelor, and then me being

54:38

the Bachelor what do you think about the article that says

54:40

that may be the next Bachelor? And do you think I should do it? Joe?

54:43

I, Um, well, I didn't

54:45

read the entire article, but I figured

54:48

they would want you to be the next Bachelor because

54:50

of all your fans, and you know what, you're

54:53

a good looking single guy and now you know how to dance.

54:55

So do

54:57

I think you should do it? Yeah? Really? Like

55:00

serrely? Do you you know me? We hang out with you

55:02

and I've been but for a long time. Now do you think I should

55:04

do the Bachelor? Um? I

55:07

don't think you need to do the Bachelor? Do

55:10

you think? Okay? So I shouldn't

55:12

should do it? Well, here's the thing. I was only on

55:14

the show for a day because I got kicked off. I

55:18

don't know what exactly it els, so

55:20

I couldn't give you my

55:23

honest the answer, my honest opinion.

55:26

So you don't if you if you, I

55:28

think you'd be great to be entertaining, I'd

55:30

watch it. Do I need to drink? I

55:33

don't drink? Right, And so don't they just

55:35

get hammered on that show? Uh?

55:38

No, they don't. Oh they don't, even though it

55:40

appairs if the apparents that they do. There is

55:42

a drink limit, so unless

55:44

you are e extreme lightly,

55:47

it's very hard to get here. But oh well, interesting

55:50

there's a drink limit. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's

55:52

like it's like two drinks per

55:54

hour, um, two

55:57

drinks per hour and they're not eating, and

55:59

it's like, well,

56:02

I mean for me, I mean I could drink, So for

56:04

me to drinks an hour, I could handle. Oh

56:06

yeah, I having some of these girls and I wasn't.

56:09

I was in the one in Mexico

56:11

and all like the tequila and everything was watered

56:13

down, so it was like, you know, it

56:15

was amateur. Oh I

56:18

believe that, fella. Right there, Joe, we're talking

56:20

like five million people. You can't say bad words here on the radio.

56:23

Aw you all right? We got the bleat button going

56:25

here? All right, Joe? Do you care

56:27

if people still call you grocery store Joe or

56:29

no? Um, I don't. I mean,

56:32

people can call me whatever they want. I preferred that

56:34

they just call me Joe. I had

56:36

actually one lady in um ad

56:38

meet and greets and I think Atlantic City,

56:40

and she called me just grocery store.

56:43

She goes hey, grocery store that

56:48

I hope you at least add

56:50

the Joe in there. You know this guy Joe, right

56:53

he we were talking and you know, we've

56:55

been dancing and we went on the road together

56:57

and we did the show in New York and we're both in

56:59

the dress room and we're getting dressed. I have my shirt

57:01

off. He had a shirt off like this grocery store Joe.

57:03

How'd you call him? Joe is ripped? Do

57:06

you ever have a shirt off on TV? I don't know

57:08

you. Yeah, because Bachelor

57:11

in Paradise, dude, of course he had a shirt. He

57:14

did have a shirt off on TEA. I remember. I'm pretty

57:16

sure he's on the beach hanging out with chicks and bikini's.

57:19

Dude. Yeah, I had, I had, I had

57:21

my shirt and I had my shirt off onto the

57:23

starts too, when I had to dance and glitter

57:25

on my body and spray dance in the whole

57:27

time. So when you were preparing,

57:30

is this a body you've always had

57:32

and you're gifted with naturally you've always worked hard?

57:34

Or before you went on Bachelor Bachelor

57:36

in Paradise, did you gear up for being

57:39

shirtless on TV? No,

57:41

it's a I mean, it's a genetic

57:43

thing. I really don't. I barely work out

57:46

and I eat whatever I want. This guy, let me tell

57:48

you, he eats everything he wants and

57:50

I'll send him a note. I cannot believe you've had seven

57:52

meals today and it's noon, and he's like, it's

57:54

genetics. Well,

57:57

let me send you to Joe's Instagram. You should

57:59

follow him. Joe, share your Instagram name because it's like

58:01

your name plus number one, right, what is it? Yeah?

58:03

Yeah, it's Joe A. Mobley am

58:06

abil one.

58:09

They have nothing doing a grocery store. Yeah.

58:12

And you think your final answer, should I

58:14

be the bachelor? Go ahead? If it were give If we're offered

58:17

to me tomorrow, what would you want me to say? No?

58:21

Whoa? I still think it's

58:23

interesting, he says no, Hey, Joe, thanks buddy, see

58:25

soon. All right, all right there he is. Oh

58:28

he sounds cool. Why would he say no? My

58:30

best friend? He sounds fun. You know why I'm

58:32

my best friend because not a long as could dance we

58:35

were four. We were forced to share

58:37

the experience of being petrified of

58:39

dance and so and we were also

58:42

beat up on by the hardcore fans of dance.

58:44

Just every week on that show, and so we just bonded.

58:46

And he's a normal dude and I'm a normal dude. In

58:49

Hollywood Land, we were the normal dudes out there. So

58:51

you're a good, good guy. And he says, no, I

58:54

should not do about it. Very interesting anyway, I

58:56

him and Kendall together all the time. She's cool. She

58:58

seems cool on TV when I watch I thought she was

59:00

a cool chick. And I thought she was really down

59:02

to earth and normal, super down to earth like not

59:05

into the big name brands like

59:07

No. I don't want to say too much because I let me tell you a

59:09

little weird thing is she's a taxidermist, which

59:11

is I find weird for a chick. Okay,

59:14

but she seems just animals. She stuffs

59:16

animals. It's kind of cool. I've never seen her do

59:18

that. Wow it on TV. It's

59:20

time for the good news. There's

59:27

a bride and groom in New Jersey. They got

59:29

married back in two thousand and eleven, and they

59:31

got a personal Christmas ornament from

59:33

Grandma that said happy couple, first Christmas

59:36

together. Well, the problem is this Christmas, when

59:38

they were getting rid of the Christmas tree, they left

59:40

the ornament on there, so They called the

59:42

city like, are is there any chance our tree is still

59:44

around? The police officers went out to the disposal

59:47

site, searched through the Christmas trees and

59:49

found the ornament. Wow, that's amazing.

59:52

Yeah, that's it's amazing. They found it. That's

59:54

cool. They look for it. Wow, amazing they found it. That's

59:56

a good one. So shout out to the Cranford

59:58

Police Department in New Jersey for in that ornament

1:00:00

bag. So what's all about right there? That was

1:00:03

tell me something good your

1:00:05

body and miss the Bobby ball.

1:00:11

This is the show,

1:00:14

that's right. Anytime

1:00:17

I read about a new fitness craze, I think about Amy because

1:00:19

she's tried everything, every kind of diet, she's

1:00:22

made her own deodorant. You can do all kinds of nutty

1:00:24

stuff. Would you ever do you'urine therapy? Well

1:00:27

tell me more. See the fact that you would even

1:00:29

listen to what you're in. According

1:00:33

to these groups, you're in therapy can cure

1:00:35

diseases, kill your body, and give

1:00:37

you more energy. And you're supposed to wash

1:00:39

your feet in it too, because a lot of people think

1:00:41

that stuff comes through your feet. It does so

1:00:44

paris I mean, yeah, you can get lots

1:00:46

of disease through your feet too. Really yeah,

1:00:49

m yes, that's why shoes are so important,

1:00:51

especially in third world countries where

1:00:55

diseases bread. So with

1:00:57

you're in therapy, you're supposed to drink

1:01:00

your own pea, okay, bathe

1:01:02

in your own pea. Drink it and bathe and

1:01:04

wash your feet in it. Wow? Would

1:01:06

you do that? Well? What

1:01:08

if you? If I drink it? Yes, I

1:01:12

need more information. Bathing

1:01:15

in it would be hard? But do you I could

1:01:17

mix it obviously you can't like from concentrate

1:01:20

duh, no you water? Yeah?

1:01:24

Maybe if it's some like lavenderous and

1:01:26

toils and would you be open to that? I

1:01:29

mean yeah, if

1:01:31

I if I we thought lunchbox, thank

1:01:34

you, Amy's now the gross one. If if

1:01:37

you're telling me that, if all I have to

1:01:39

do is drink my own you'ine, it really helped

1:01:41

me stay young. I'm saying that because you've done a

1:01:43

lot of other things that you really didn't know they were real.

1:01:46

Right. A lot of it was for

1:01:48

fertility, like acupuncture, colonic,

1:01:51

but again you still didn't know. And

1:01:54

you did clonics. You were getting that tube

1:01:56

put in your butt every week and that didn't

1:01:58

work. Yeah, she looking at me to go

1:02:00

there. And

1:02:04

one time the lady was telling me that while

1:02:06

she was sticking the tube in. She's

1:02:09

like, so, do you use dryer

1:02:11

sheets in your laundry? And I'm like yeah. She's like, well

1:02:13

you should stop that. That's preventing people from

1:02:15

getting pregnant, and so then I quit

1:02:17

using dryer sheets. Amy goes and

1:02:19

she gets this whole lecture about her airplanes are dropping

1:02:22

chemicals on us. Yeah, oh yeah, a

1:02:24

lot of interesting conversations came out of those clonic

1:02:27

treatments because yeah, they said that, um,

1:02:29

airplanes, you could see the when

1:02:31

you see the trail whatever, it's them

1:02:34

m dumping things on our crops to make

1:02:36

them more you know, harmful

1:02:39

to us. So when we consume them, we

1:02:41

get ill and then we need medicine.

1:02:43

So it's like a pharmaceutical company's way

1:02:46

to keep it in business. And my

1:02:48

husband's a pilot, and he was explaining to me how, actually,

1:02:50

no, that's when whatever happens to the plane

1:02:52

and it creates icecy.

1:02:57

But I mean, I don't know. She

1:02:59

could have been on his own thing. What

1:03:01

if my husband's in on it. Are

1:03:04

you drinking the urine? Yeah? Would you drink the urine.

1:03:06

If you were to read it, I need to know exactly

1:03:09

what it does for me internally to consume that.

1:03:11

You don't know exactly what you were doing anyway,

1:03:13

exactly culture when you were doing it. You didn't know exactly what I

1:03:15

was doing. You just read stuff. Yeah,

1:03:18

and someone says it's good for you. So I mean, are

1:03:21

you open to it? Yes,

1:03:25

urine? Or sometimes can I use somebody else? Oh,

1:03:27

my gosh, doesn't

1:03:31

wash his hands. Yes, but she's gonna drink

1:03:33

it and bathed in it. Oh? All right?

1:03:36

Thomas Rhett sixteen, You're

1:03:38

so weird. You're obsessed with

1:03:40

gangs and drug cartels, and

1:03:42

you do things like you would drink your own urine? Would

1:03:45

keyword I have not? Yeah, but you did the tube.

1:03:49

A lot of people get calonics, right,

1:03:54

So who's the dying and dash dater. He's

1:03:56

this forty five year old guy in California and he

1:03:58

would get on dating sites meet with him

1:04:00

in all right, let's go to dinner. And they go to dinner

1:04:02

and it eats some you know, nice wine,

1:04:04

and dine dessert and be like, I'm gonna go

1:04:06

to the bathroom. I'll be right back. And then he'd bail.

1:04:09

He'd run out and leave the chicks with

1:04:11

the check, and that's

1:04:13

illegal. I guess it's illegal. And

1:04:15

so he got charged with like ten felonies.

1:04:19

What ten ten felonies?

1:04:21

Yes? Wow, So what happened to him? He

1:04:24

got he pleaded down and he has to serve

1:04:26

one hundred and twenty days in jail.

1:04:30

How do you fail about that? That's terrible?

1:04:32

Like, what is illegal about having the girl pay

1:04:34

for dinner? I don't think that's what's the illegal

1:04:37

part. I'm not sure what the rule is. But

1:04:39

it wasn't that she was paying. It's that he was running away

1:04:42

and leaving. Yes, but someone still

1:04:44

paid for the meal, sort of like Amy had that story

1:04:46

in your pile a couple of weeks ago about how the new thing

1:04:48

for the New Year's is girls leaving guys at

1:04:50

the table with the check and it's called like fleeing

1:04:52

and it's like a cute little title. And this guy

1:04:55

goes to jail for one hundred and twenty days.

1:04:57

Yeah, that sucks. He's're writing the letter in the pen. It

1:05:00

was so bad for him, Yes it was. It ended up being

1:05:02

like over a thousand dollars in bills. Yeah, but

1:05:05

hey, someone paid for it. Yeah,

1:05:08

write him a letter yeah yeah. Yeah. Once Lunchbox

1:05:10

wrote a letter to one of the Team Mom and report one in jail

1:05:13

when she was in the pin for seventeen months,

1:05:15

and so I wrote her a letter and she never

1:05:17

got it, or if she did, she never

1:05:19

wrote me back. And then he wanted to take off

1:05:21

work and go see her if in Indiana, right, yeah, I wanted

1:05:23

to be there for her release, Nate. Yeah, he wanted to go

1:05:26

and wait for her for the prison tea

1:05:28

mom yeah yeah, yeah. It was crazy

1:05:30

as Team Mom just had an update. They did mug Shot

1:05:32

Mayhem where they showed all the mug shots from the Team

1:05:35

Moms and the people that have been on the show that had been in jail,

1:05:37

and they revisited Amber's hole going to prison

1:05:39

and her getting out, and I was like, I could have been

1:05:41

there when she got out. They had MTV people

1:05:43

waiting for her and hugging her all we missed you. And he

1:05:46

wanted off. This is just to look at Lunchbox's life

1:05:48

and what's important to him. He wanted to take

1:05:50

off work so he could go

1:05:52

see a report would come out of jail in Indiana.

1:05:55

I offered him to have some time off of work

1:05:58

to go and finish college. He had won class

1:06:00

needed to take right. He didn't want to So

1:06:03

just so you know, that's Lunchbox in a nutshot. He

1:06:06

only had to leave like early on a Thursday.

1:06:08

Ye really finished the credit and he

1:06:10

didn't want it to drive an hour

1:06:12

and a half to school and then an hour and a half back all

1:06:15

in the same day. That's gas miles. My car wouldn't

1:06:17

have held up. It just wasn't worth it. But to go see Amber

1:06:19

in prison, that would have been an hour a ten

1:06:21

hour drive, you know awesome that have been for the show

1:06:24

we don't Bobby show.

1:06:27

I will play you the famous guitar riff.

1:06:29

You name the song. It's only the

1:06:32

guitar, no other instruments. I gave

1:06:34

you this before the break. That's

1:06:38

Metallica Inner sand Manner Amy,

1:06:44

Lunchbox producer. Ready, write

1:06:46

your answers down, name this

1:06:49

guitar riff. I'm

1:07:04

in. I'm in, oh

1:07:07

man, I'm

1:07:09

able to win. Lunch Bike. Paradise City, Paradise

1:07:12

City, show me Paradise City. No Amy,

1:07:15

walk this way, yes there

1:07:18

is Eddie

1:07:20

walk this way. I know you gonna get down all

1:07:22

right. Never by it's by Arrows. Next

1:07:30

up, I'm

1:07:50

in lunch

1:07:56

Box. You want to answer, I'll be missing

1:07:58

you, m Amy.

1:08:02

I'll be watching you. Okay,

1:08:05

Oh my goodness, are you ready

1:08:07

for this? Go ahead? Every step you take?

1:08:10

No, what is it? Every

1:08:13

brand is

1:08:16

it? I'll be watching you. Yes. Yes,

1:08:19

Lunchbox one did the hip hop version

1:08:21

many years later. That was a sample. You guys

1:08:23

had the right song that police.

1:08:27

Yeah, this song

1:08:30

give me weird feelings. I don't cover

1:08:32

like tingles

1:08:35

in your belly. I don't know. You know, some

1:08:37

song just make you feel something like

1:08:40

hearing this. It's not weird in a bad

1:08:42

way. It's just making me feel like

1:08:45

like I have some most sort of emotion attached

1:08:47

to this song. Maybe because Biggie dis

1:08:49

Wow, that's what you're thinking about. Yeah, it

1:08:52

really could be that East Coast my

1:08:55

favorite. Next up, Wow, name it

1:08:57

by the guitar riff. I'm

1:09:13

in. Amy

1:09:21

has her head in her heart. Hum, she's

1:09:26

actually helping you, Lunchbox. I know

1:09:28

the song, right, I'm

1:09:33

in okay, lunchbox,

1:09:35

Yeah, what is it today? It's gonna be to day

1:09:38

bring it all back to you. The longest title

1:09:40

ever. He's still going by the way, Amy

1:09:44

wonder why

1:09:48

Amy, wonder why

1:09:54

gota back to you? So

1:09:56

I now you got Harry

1:09:59

a lot much to do. I

1:10:02

don't believe that anybody

1:10:05

feels the way I do about

1:10:07

you. Now, this

1:10:10

is the song you learn when you get a guitar and

1:10:13

bagbeat. The word is on the street, that

1:10:16

fire is out. I'm

1:10:19

shure you've heard it off before, but you never

1:10:21

really had a dog Amy, And

1:10:23

I don't believe I don't believe that anybody

1:10:27

feels there. Yeah, that's basically

1:10:29

that guitar. That's guys, that's Oasis,

1:10:31

Doug. Okay, here we go, number five or number

1:10:33

four, Here you go. It's

1:10:37

the hard one. Eddie. You'll be the only one that gets this one.

1:10:40

Okay, stops making sure. Now you're gonna

1:10:42

be a second. You

1:10:55

got it. I get I'm in lunchbox.

1:10:59

Yeah, yeah,

1:11:02

yeah, I'm in for the wind. Go ahead, little Red Corvett.

1:11:06

That's Prince, Guys. If you don't know who that ammy, everybody

1:11:09

hurts, No, Eddie, it's creep, Yeah, radiohead

1:11:11

creep. Yeah, here you go. You'll

1:11:14

maybe I'll know what lunch block is by saying the part of the whillos.

1:11:21

The word can

1:11:23

look you in the eyes didn't

1:11:26

sound like yeah, now I know it. I'm just

1:11:28

just lacking n er so

1:11:33

this can makes you cry? Yeah,

1:11:37

no, yeah,

1:11:47

all right, one more three, two, Oh

1:11:52

yeah, go ahead, I'm

1:12:01

in for the win's

1:12:04

box, has it? Oh that's my boys a CDC

1:12:06

back in black, Baby

1:12:09

City, Eddie

1:12:11

back in black is whoa? What's

1:12:14

the score? Money? Dude? I got one? Oh, Eddie's dolling

1:12:17

Eddie four Amy two lunchbox one, Come

1:12:19

on, Eddie winning all the game? Nice

1:12:24

job there a little time, no

1:12:27

myself? What is my side?

1:12:32

What if my mind? He went out and

1:12:35

then down down White man,

1:12:39

I want out you under little hanging

1:12:41

out in white. I'm understanding down

1:12:44

dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

1:12:47

dot dot dot dot down safe dot

1:12:49

dot down. Bobby Bone

1:12:51

Show. Do you remember the story about

1:12:53

the kid who sold his kidney for an iPhone? No,

1:12:56

we talked about it, but it's been a while.

1:12:59

Okay. Now he's a man. A man is now

1:13:01

bedridden for life after he sold his

1:13:03

right kidney as a teenager on

1:13:06

the black market so he could buy an iPhone. This

1:13:09

is eight years ago. He received

1:13:11

forty five hundred bucks because he harvested his

1:13:13

kidney. He wanted to go buy an iPhone

1:13:15

four. Isn't that crazy?

1:13:18

Wow? Yeah, he now spends his days

1:13:20

in bed and relies on dialysis. What

1:13:23

do we learn from this? I'd probably advise the kidneys

1:13:27

wait for the next iPhone, always

1:13:29

one that comes later. Right. Oh

1:13:33

yeah, that's he

1:13:36

made contact with the alleged harvesters

1:13:38

through internet chat rooms. I would just not think

1:13:40

that was real. Oh but the

1:13:42

black market organ market wasn't real. Then

1:13:44

they made arrangements to hire a surgeon,

1:13:48

so they hired him to come over. The

1:13:50

surgeon worked in the nearby military hospital, took

1:13:53

the kidney out. They paid him forty hundred

1:13:55

bucks for it. Now black market organ

1:13:58

because what it's cheaper that

1:14:00

way, no money.

1:14:04

He can't walk into the hospital and be like, can you take my kidney

1:14:07

out because I need an iPhone? Yeah, And he couldn't

1:14:09

go to eBay and go one kidney. But

1:14:12

but the people buying it, what do they sell

1:14:14

it to other people watching? That's amazing. Mind. Some people

1:14:17

are on a list that's like way long, and

1:14:19

if they've got money and they don't want to wait for that list, if

1:14:21

they go to the black marketing they can get a kidney that way.

1:14:24

But it's not all of them are you know? Consensual

1:14:26

transactions like that. Sometimes it's like

1:14:29

they just steal organs from people and leave

1:14:31

them in ice baths. Wow. Yeah, you ever here a people

1:14:33

waken up in a bathtub? Like what just happen? Yes? I

1:14:35

don't ever believe those stories. No, they're true. I

1:14:39

think she

1:14:41

watched too much Elcho. Hey,

1:14:44

what's up with your step challenge? By the way? Oh, I'm

1:14:46

I'm killing it? Like you're still in it? Still

1:14:49

in it? So Amy got in the Step Challenge at

1:14:51

the first of the year, and everybody puts in a little bit of money. I paid

1:14:53

forty dollars, okay, and then what happens

1:14:55

last time I did this? I lost the forty dollars in the first

1:14:57

week because I didn't complete my st

1:15:00

apps. So now I'm on it. You've

1:15:02

got six days of steps. You get

1:15:04

one day off for you, it doesn't matter if you get

1:15:06

one step or whatever. But four

1:15:08

of the days or like, I have to get fifteen thousand

1:15:10

steps, and then two of the days or power days, where

1:15:12

I have to get eighteen thousand steps. Do you

1:15:15

know how hard that is? I don't. I'm basically walking

1:15:17

in place sometimes, so as long as you keep

1:15:19

the steps up, you stay in. Yeah,

1:15:21

and then day I don't hit my goal and

1:15:24

I don't have a free day left, I'm out. So

1:15:27

and you know last man standing. Well,

1:15:29

okay, so say there's you know, you're in a

1:15:31

pot. Everybody joins the same pot. They all

1:15:33

pay forty dollars. How many people? Oh

1:15:36

I think in the game I joined, there was

1:15:38

three thousand people. Wow, over

1:15:41

five hundred have already quit. Well,

1:15:43

get it kicked out, that's not it. No, they're

1:15:45

gonna be dropping like fly soon. It's we're

1:15:47

only two weeks in, but how long does it go? Six

1:15:50

weeks? Okay, And so by the time we get to the sixth

1:15:52

week, I feel like the pot's gonna be pretty sweet.

1:15:54

And even if I get my forty bucks back,

1:15:57

I'll be happy, but I could maybe get what if I get

1:15:59

sixty dollars back? All I did was exercise

1:16:01

more. It's amazing. So everybody

1:16:04

in at six weeks splits the money. Yes, that's

1:16:07

cool. Yeah, it's really fun because it's it's

1:16:09

motivating, Like I definitely walk a lot

1:16:11

more. And if you see me, like I was

1:16:13

pacing the halls earlier, like doing

1:16:15

something on my phone, and some like someone in sales

1:16:17

past me. It was like getting your steps. It was like yep. And

1:16:20

at the grocery store line. If I'm waiting in line, I'm

1:16:22

like marching up and down. You can't miss

1:16:24

an opportunity to get steps. I would like to take

1:16:26

a look at my steps, because you guys always get good laughs

1:16:29

steps. It's like all day. It's like you got fifty

1:16:31

or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my steps

1:16:34

yesterday. Tell me if this is a good or night? Okay,

1:16:38

three thousand, want

1:16:42

to right? Yeah, it's climbed

1:16:44

four floors. That's why good? Yeah,

1:16:47

go ahead, Amy. Yeah. Like yesterday,

1:16:50

for example, was just a normal day for me.

1:16:53

I got sixteen thousand and seven hundred.

1:16:55

The day before I got two thousand, seven hundred

1:16:58

and fifty eight steps wild bones. But

1:17:00

I'm not doing stuff. I don't

1:17:02

go and dance. I dance a dance one stars on this. Oh

1:17:05

the phone was in my pocket. Oh that's right.

1:17:07

So you're not marching the place when you're just standing somewhere.

1:17:10

Yeah. I don't take it out with me a little

1:17:12

ridiculous at times, but whatever, I'm not gonna lose.

1:17:14

You're gonna hang in there, all right, we check in. You're

1:17:19

Amy's pile of stories. So some things

1:17:21

that make you prone to loneliness.

1:17:24

Okay, anybody in this stroom worried about being

1:17:26

lonely? What about dying alone

1:17:28

all the time? Yeah, you

1:17:31

knew that, though you asked that because you knew, I would I know.

1:17:33

But listeners, they may not know that you're

1:17:35

prone to loneliness lonely if they

1:17:37

might be a new listener. Okay, well, hey,

1:17:39

all the new listeners out there, it's your buddy,

1:17:42

Bobby, and I'm alone

1:17:44

all the time. Thank you. Sorry, But your first

1:17:46

book is the title like, I'm

1:17:48

not lonely. If you're reading this book, yeah, it's

1:17:50

called bare Bones, right, it's like my memoir,

1:17:52

and then it's called I'm Not lone So if anyone's reading the book,

1:17:54

I'm not lonely, right, And it was a New York Times bestseller,

1:17:57

so plenty people wade it. Okay, go ahead, Okay.

1:17:59

So these are the actors that play a role in your loneliness.

1:18:02

One being extroverted, which

1:18:04

I would say, I work you're an extrovert, but internally

1:18:06

you're introvert. Yeah, Like I'm good just staying

1:18:09

home and not talking when I leave this microphone. I have nothing

1:18:11

to say. Shut it down. Also,

1:18:13

being a single guy, A single guy right here,

1:18:17

it's genetic. There's anybody else in your family

1:18:19

lonely, don't know they had a left or died. What

1:18:23

do you want it? He's being

1:18:25

real a type

1:18:27

a personality, oh yeah, hardcore

1:18:31

yeah, and then being chronically ill.

1:18:33

But you don't have that unless you

1:18:35

have some I'm not you

1:18:38

know, you're not. I did go to the doctor yesterday, but

1:18:41

you're I'm not ill? Okay. A

1:18:43

lot of times though, I start to go something

1:18:46

coming on, got a sniffle,

1:18:48

and then it doesn't. But I don't know. I

1:18:50

may What do you call the person who just thinks he's sick all the time? Hypochondria?

1:18:54

I may have a hint of that sometimes. All right, what

1:18:56

else? Gosh? So check

1:18:58

this out. A frog in Bolivia has

1:19:00

been living in captivity alone for ten

1:19:03

years, and researchers thought he might be one

1:19:05

of the last of his species, so going extinct.

1:19:07

I guess what, Froggy just got

1:19:10

a girlfriend? Wait they

1:19:14

found listen did they tag him before he left?

1:19:16

It says they recently

1:19:18

found a few more frogs in the forest, one

1:19:21

of which happens to be a girl. The

1:19:23

boy's name is Romeo. They've named the girl Juliet,

1:19:26

and they could save their species if they mate.

1:19:29

I mean my question is, how do they know it's the same frog or

1:19:32

I mean they're tracking dog. No, they're tragging

1:19:34

it a tag on them, I guess ducks. Yeah,

1:19:36

probably all right, listen, well frogologist,

1:19:38

listen, we got but I just thought there's

1:19:41

hope. Yeah, yeah, we have frogs find

1:19:44

a people. So here, I am mister lonely

1:19:46

over here. I will find someone for you. Thank

1:19:48

you? What else am? So? If you started a new

1:19:50

hobby this year, the average person

1:19:53

only six of a new hobby for about sixteen

1:19:55

months, according to a new survey. And during that

1:19:57

time sixteen months, I

1:20:00

drop hobbies way faster than that, but

1:20:02

does the average person. And also during

1:20:04

that time we spend a lot of money, like on

1:20:07

average nine hundred fifty dollars. Because

1:20:09

here's the deal. Like, say you take up yoga and

1:20:11

you stick with it for sixteen months, and you paid that yoga

1:20:14

you know, monthly fee? Ye to

1:20:17

it? You gotta buy

1:20:19

girls to go and sit beside you and do yoga.

1:20:21

Oh you guys haven't didn't? M Are

1:20:23

there girls that are rented

1:20:25

out for that I wish. Yeah. So

1:20:28

anyway, some of the top hobbies right now gardening,

1:20:30

cooking, crafts, cycling,

1:20:34

and tennis. Well would my

1:20:36

hobby be right now? I was gonna

1:20:38

say boxing, but you turn that into work.

1:20:41

But boxing gyms? So yeah. Watching

1:20:43

TV? Oh kay, Now that's not a

1:20:45

hobby. Sometimes I'll watch

1:20:47

things I need to watch just so I can know about it and talk about

1:20:49

it on the show. But i'd do away a good Netflix show.

1:20:55

Please think of a hobby that you have. Let's

1:20:57

think seriously, there has to be one. You

1:21:00

got a bike, Yeah, you

1:21:02

got that bike you were riding inside your mind. Bank

1:21:04

gave me a bike for Christmas, and I thought it was so funny

1:21:06

and ridiculous that I was just riding it in my house.

1:21:09

So you're not writing it, no, um, think

1:21:13

about it. Think about it. Painting,

1:21:16

no, it doesn't paint. Singing, no,

1:21:18

No, it's work. I

1:21:21

don't know that I have a straight hobby. Roy. I

1:21:23

used to play golf a lot, but then work happened.

1:21:25

And kickball, yeah, I'm

1:21:27

in seven leagues. I don't know

1:21:30

that I have a hobby right now. I'm gonna try to find one, though, Okay,

1:21:32

I have sixteen months to kill. Is

1:21:34

that it? Yeah? Yeah,

1:21:37

that was Amy's pile of stories.

1:21:42

What a crazy show today? Yeah,

1:21:45

the article comes out that I'm going to be the next Bachelor,

1:21:47

which is crazy. Didn't know anything about

1:21:49

I know I's going to come out, no idea. It's not true,

1:21:52

by the way, I mean right now, it's not true

1:21:55

right now, but I feel it. Also, we

1:21:57

had grocery store Joe on to talk about

1:21:59

if he thinks I should be the next bachelor. Go

1:22:02

back and listen to this entire show if you want

1:22:04

to hear all of that Bobby

1:22:06

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1:22:09

Tomorrow morning, Marion Morris in studio

1:22:11

as part of the Friday Morning Conversation. Obviously

1:22:13

the Friday Morning dance parties. Obviously,

1:22:16

more of us hanging out as friends. Yeah, yeah,

1:22:18

yeah, yeah, Amy, what's going on today? Hanging

1:22:21

out with a friend that's in town. Oh, delivering

1:22:24

friend food to my friend

1:22:26

that had a baby. It's my meal train day.

1:22:29

Oh yeah, it's fun and exciting. And then packing

1:22:31

because I'm going to Wichita tomorrow. Yeah

1:22:33

about that. Going to give you first speech? Yeah?

1:22:37

Are you talking without a moderator?

1:22:40

No, I have a moderator, Me and a moderator, so it's not really

1:22:42

a speech, but it's just me. It's good. Then,

1:22:44

that's good that you're doing that though. That's cool. Look at you growing.

1:22:47

You're gonna have your own empire. No, I'm telling

1:22:50

you no, No, you have all the tools, no books,

1:22:53

No, you have a podcast show.

1:22:56

But I don't know about all the other things. I want to get in on

1:22:58

that. Let me manage. Yeah, okay,

1:23:02

fifteen percents what a manager gets, though, that's

1:23:05

what I have. Fifteen percent of everything I get. Cool.

1:23:08

So far I'm making zero,

1:23:12

so you can take that. Um, what about

1:23:14

you? I'm flying to California. Oh

1:23:17

yeah, okay. The iHeartRadio Podcast

1:23:19

Awards are tomorrow night. We seem up

1:23:21

for anything. I don't think so. I don't think your show

1:23:23

starting in time yet? The

1:23:26

Losers, No, No, next

1:23:28

year, guys, next year. The

1:23:31

Bobby Cast is yeah. Well I know, and you're

1:23:33

hosting the Charlemagne right, Yeah. I wonder if they'll give

1:23:35

it to me because I'm hosting. Oh well,

1:23:37

wait, what's your category? Best best

1:23:39

podcast named after Bobby? Are

1:23:41

they paying? Don't they'll give you the

1:23:43

award? Then? Yeah? I think it's legitially based

1:23:46

on votes. Yes, okay, well then yeah, and it's

1:23:48

against other music podcasts because the Bobby Cast is the

1:23:50

music podcast. Anyway, I'm flying to Los Angeles today.

1:23:52

We're doing our script read through Charlomagne and God and

1:23:54

I are hosting it, and then we do the show tomorrow

1:23:56

night. Cool. So that's what I'm doing. I got

1:23:59

more more airplane, which just means

1:24:01

more sick people on a tube with me. You

1:24:03

know, That's all I think about. I don't even mind the flying. I

1:24:05

do it all the time every day. You're not wiping the seats

1:24:07

down and windows, yeah, everything, I

1:24:10

take the wipes and I just wipe everything. I'll walk by

1:24:13

somebody shakes your hand, you got the wipe on there. Yeah. So

1:24:16

that's I'm going. And um, we'll be back tomorrow

1:24:18

morning. Like I said Maren Moore to me, tomorrow. All right,

1:24:20

thank you very much. We'll see you then. Goodbye, have a great day.

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