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And now The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder Dude,

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and do all bodies are touching all sweat.

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Combining people were in the studio.

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It's live it's Monday.

1:01

It smells like Bengay and hear it Bengay and hear and see what I did right there.

1:07

What smells so thanks Jacob.

1:10

Christine

1:10

was

1:10

Mike

1:10

and

1:10

the

1:10

CBD

1:15

stick. Oh Jesus.

1:17

Why do you always do this and close quarters?

1:19

It's maybe the rudest thing I've ever seen your person, what ever stopped doing this?

1:24

One of my favorite parts about not having a sense of smell is not having to smell Christine's aunt lotion.

1:30

Do you have a sense of what she puts on? Because it makes my eyes water.

1:33

Like, if it's weird is my sense of smell was so dead that I can kind of get little hankerings of it.

1:40

I'm completely water. Yeah.

1:42

What did, did you throw seven innings today?

1:44

What did you, 75th time she's done.

1:46

This was the tiger mom and the shoulder.

1:48

Well, I thought it was just tiger balm that wasn't okay.

1:50

I didn't know. The CBD stick was also not okay.

1:53

And on crazy powered menthol shit.

1:55

It's not the CBD Christine. And she's like, what about the CBD Newport lotion?

2:01

Yeah. And so what are you looking at?

2:04

Salem's excuse her Salem.

2:06

Light cream. And Salem's all over you.

2:08

It's it? My eyes water.

2:09

I'm sorry. Oh, that's all right.

2:12

Moron. I'm unaffected because I walked through life, not smelling the roses.

2:16

Nothing low. It's pretty strong dog.

2:18

Yeah.

2:20

Honestly, It's one of the, I, I I'm sure I've missed out on a lot of experiences because I can't smell.

2:26

But these are one of those moments where I'm like absolutely unaffected.

2:29

My face gets like cold tingles.

2:32

Like it's on me.

2:34

If you start violently vomiting, that would be funny yesterday.

2:37

Myrtle puked on me out of nowhere, like big, beautiful and really going.

2:41

Oh no, no, no. I was telling us store a passionate story and similarly goes Myrtle Sudan.

2:49

When I was the boy, you remember all of us, remember all those people and you told me to kil didn't, but she was talking to Ken and I was looking in the morning and we were sitting on the couch for three in the morning and Mertle eight and, and got up on the couch next to me and I'm talking and then she's going, this is like a clump of, she just ate.

3:07

So it was the food wasn't digested. It just hit me right on the hip.

3:10

I was like, oh, you fucking bitch.

3:12

And it went in between the cushions.

3:13

I was like, fuck it.

3:15

Ass old bitch. That's never coming up.

3:17

What does that was that microfiber switch up?

3:20

No, no, thank God. Katy's couches.

3:22

Not microfiber.

3:24

It's cleanable.

3:25

We live.

3:26

No, no, no, no. It's like a, not like a great couch, but it's not a shitty couch.

3:31

It's like a polyester mix with shit.

3:34

And it's not coming out of that. I don't know.

3:36

I cleaned the hell out of it. It's going to be dog cute forever.

3:38

And, and you can do about it. And I think you're right though.

3:41

And, and when a dog was pukes and like carpet, like installed carpet, like toss that carpet over almost scratch.

3:49

It was just such a clump.

3:51

It was like a snowball was in it and it was all her food.

3:54

It was just dog food.

3:56

Well, I could be speaking to justice and it depends.

3:59

That could be a lot of things were just a bunch of kibble or, and she yak up like a fucking a foot-long a steak and cheese.

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No, she didn't have a side plate of veggies either.

4:07

It was just It was kibble with duck dust on it.

4:10

Black Lew and Jacob via satellite via satellite.

4:14

We can black Luna's home studio and Jacob and his kids.

4:19

It's so nice. I'd be willing if, if Lou led with his chest on financial advice in that studio, I would listen to it.

4:26

Oh, of course. That's how nice that home studio you should go full.

4:29

Anti-vax black Lou in that room.

4:31

Oh my God. Dude. Corner them up.

4:33

Yeah. Trust me. There's a lot of openings in the anti-vax community right now.

4:38

Yeah. I see. You got to get into it.

4:40

Yeah. Yeah. They need numbers. Two D and D calling yourself and Mr.

4:44

Anti-vax and dying of COVID is like the funniest, Andy Kaufman joke.

4:49

If you found out that guy wasn't dead.

4:51

I'd be like, that's funny. There's definitely has to be a zillion conspiracies on that, that he was like, they were killing him.

4:58

And they said, and it was because of COVID because they wanted people to get vaccines cheap us off.

5:03

Do you like, let's say we get fired from here.

5:07

I can't do comedy, but yada, yada, yada, how much money do you think I would, could get pretending to be like, are you all right?

5:13

Getting here, getting them to us and just stick the CBD in there.

5:18

It's rough.

5:20

Yeah. It's an obstacle, obstacle point being, do you think I could get paid?

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I know I'm probably both of us are two public figures.

5:26

You could probably make money going to conferences and being like, I was the government sniper that took them out and they'd be like this guys.

5:33

Fucking awesome.

5:34

No in town.

5:36

Yeah. And just be like, what? And then you're like, dude, sorry, dude.

5:39

It's classified. You'd probably never even know about it.

5:41

He was a radio host. Yeah. That's really funny.

5:43

And he was, yeah. What was his radio show?

5:47

Pretty. And I think he, he was just like a right wing radio host and that's it?

5:51

Yeah. Yeah. Two and a beach in Daytona.

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You have down Daytona.

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It's where we in the summer.

5:57

It's just, it's just fucking, it's exactly one of those things.

6:01

It's like why we watched the Jake Paul fight because it's guy.

6:04

Yeah. It's a, he looks like a television silver Fox though.

6:08

Huh? I mean, I'll be honest when someone's got the, the silver hair coming off, the tan skin.

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It's a look. And how can I tell you this was that nice.

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That nice of a suit.

6:20

Yeah. And I just had his radio show on working at a liquor store or a gas station up probably stopped picking up some of his ideas, buddy.

6:26

If this guy just got vaccined he be crushing older, like nice older.

6:30

Oh yeah. What's that place called and Florida all through fucking hot.

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The village he'll be fucking like hot, like 40 year olds.

6:36

We never watched that documentary series on the village.

6:38

Can you look that up, Christine?

6:40

Oh, about the place was my friend's mom lives.

6:44

There. Is it about, they all fuck herself. It's just like about how it's like basically a dorm room for old people.

6:49

It's us dorms for hold people and they party and it was party and right around and golf carts and get fucked up.

6:55

Yeah, there it is. The villages.

6:57

There's a documentary series that someone did about it.

7:01

That we should have a series.

7:02

Cause I bet I did. I, I let Trish, he was just, I think it's just a documentary.

7:06

I let Trish Lewis and they're like, the Tasmanian devil can be pregnant a month.

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She's going to have a reverse hysterectomy.

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It was going to be pregnant.

7:16

And she goes and put it back in there and shoot up back in there.

7:21

Fucking punch him. And yeah. And it was a local, I'm fine.

7:24

It's call anesthetic.

7:25

Some kind of heaven is the name of it.

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Yeah. It's just a movie. It's just a movie.

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Sorry. I'm not to apologize.

7:33

I'm a fucking idiot.

7:34

No easier to get people over to hunker down and check out a movie.

7:40

Then we did a series. You're right.

7:42

We should both watch this.

7:43

If a series sucks out of the gates, it's over.

7:46

We got a lot of television watching to do with each other because we should watch this, but we also need to watch Marlon Wayans, new HBO, max special.

7:55

Let's never forget that he bumped me from stress factory, old vindictive.

7:59

Dan's going to be a gym.

8:01

Watch a trailer right now.

8:02

Pull it up.

8:04

It's him sweating a lot. And then not sweating.

8:06

It's one of those things that's edited. The trailers edited where it's like shows him early on.

8:10

He Nick Cannon's he definitely Nick Cannon's and takes layers of clothes off as the special.

8:14

Anybody want to take a over-under bet with me?

8:17

I'll say three times that one of the cuts is just him making like a noise or screaming.

8:23

That's going to face you say three over on the right.

8:27

It's like, I'll set it three and I'll take the, and that's a noise.

8:29

She that's a noise face combo or just a noise and a face.

8:32

Just not, not like a sentence, not a joke, dude, just dancing or a noise or something like over.

8:41

I'll take the overload.

8:43

Any action on this at all.

8:45

No. Okay. And you know, and radio and dude, no 'cause Lou.

8:49

If Lou, if Louis, he was like, was I scratch that and move on.

8:53

I scratched that itch. Next thing I know Willie was kidnapped by the fun Tuesdays.

8:58

He was like, I gotta get back into that.

9:00

And he goes, let's go.

9:02

And what's a good name for us Jersey strip club.

9:04

They all go to he's down at the fucking wet noodle.

9:07

He's down at lap dances.

9:09

He was going to break his hand unless I fucker go get him out of it.

9:15

He goes, eh, got roughed up and the back of lap, tuna over on 73 off the tuna fish and fucking, and the two and a boat that sounds like a Jersey circle up to the boat.

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So

9:26

I'll

9:26

take

9:26

over

9:26

on

9:26

that,

9:26

that

9:26

he

9:26

just

9:26

goes,

9:26

wow,

9:26

dude,

9:26

when

9:26

they

9:26

edited

9:26

one

9:26

of

9:26

the

9:26

first

9:26

edits

9:26

of

9:26

my

9:26

HBO

9:26

special

9:26

that

9:26

they

9:26

gave

9:26

me

9:26

was

9:26

me

9:26

at

9:26

the

9:26

joke

9:26

about

9:26

my

9:26

dad

9:37

died. And then my dad died and my dad died of alcoholism.

9:39

That's awesome. And what it was in the joke.

9:41

And then it's as we go, it was like, Ooh, what are you guys doing back?

9:48

Like I was, I was a little spicy about it.

9:50

And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? My dad.

9:53

I know the joke. And don't make it look like I'm walking around Jim Carrey and got my father's death wrong, Man.

9:59

That's a lot of loss.

10:01

I don't remember the trailer. They put out whatever the previous and they put out for comedy central for my hour.

10:07

Netflix doesn't have those.

10:10

Yeah. They don't do that. And we'll they did a preview for, oh no, they did your cool bank.

10:14

It's the highest. Yeah. And they don't, it's not you're right.

10:16

They do it. And when you, when you scroll over to it, they do give you a little bit of it, a trailer.

10:20

But like I said, I honestly, if I ever get a Netflix series and I'm gonna make my trailer on purpose or it won't be things and all I'm going to film those noises just for the intro.

10:32

That's so funny and work with the audience.

10:35

So I go, guys, we're gonna film the intro real quick. And that goes, and then just like fucking flexing it out.

10:43

That's hilarious.

10:46

New, special, where he's not afraid to go there.

10:48

And this guy right here. Oh, oh, you are you.

10:51

And

10:51

it

10:51

was

10:51

like

10:51

Netflix

10:56

presents. Oh,

10:57

oh, slap daddy.

11:01

Yeah. It's Big Jay Oakerson and he done Dean.

11:03

And again, like you've never S woo, woo.

11:09

Have a time.

11:11

Is labor day beeps in the morning.

11:13

Y'all remember this dance, dance.

11:17

I like that up.

11:21

If I'm going and I'm fucking a bitch, I'm fucking her like Spaghetti

11:26

J ochre, shins back.

11:30

Never see

11:31

new

11:39

song. I said, I told you she did it again.

11:54

Netflix. Don't do it again.

11:56

Yo, I am from the future.

12:10

And I'm saying Wiener on weaner and that's a crime Too.

12:21

Back when I, and I used to open for Nate, he, when his, and he put out his comedy central special is presents is half hour.

12:28

We went to, we were working at Junior's last laugh and Erie, Pennsylvania, and the entire drive out there.

12:33

We were trying to come up with his good are done.

12:35

It was like, huh, we've talked about this before, but it's a fun.

12:46

And the city moves fast and shit, dude, he just did two.

12:52

Maybe I'm just old.

12:54

So we Did

12:56

that in a car ride, driving to Junior's last laugh and you know, like fucking 10 years ago.

13:01

And now he's doing shows with Foxworthy.

13:03

Like in South Dakota, I call it, I call them like, where are you going?

13:08

He was like flying up to new show with Jeff.

13:10

I'm like, oh dude, you're one of the new blue collar, Jeff.

13:14

I didn't like, did they? Did they make him?

13:17

And he said, Jeff Foxworthy. And I was gonna say, cause he said, Jeff, and I was thinking, you could say Jeff, and he's talking to us about why wouldn't do that.

13:24

And he said, Jeff, I'm hanging out with Micheal was Michael Jordan and I'll turn, it was fucking guy.

13:33

And I think Bo and I could be by like 6:00 PM.

13:37

Bo Jackson.

13:38

Yeah, my friend.

13:40

What is that crazy weird.

13:42

Yeah,

13:45

man. It's wait. Kevin Hart went through things like that.

13:49

I've just like, absolutely.

13:51

Absolutely. This is Dwayne Wade.

13:53

He like wants me to Kang at his house a lot.

13:55

And when does the rock become Dwayne?

13:58

Yeah. Yeah. Kevin was definitely the age that he remembers the rock is like a wrestler.

14:02

When you watch wrestling, you guys, you guys are the same age and he was a year younger than me.

14:06

Yeah. And he definitely walks the rock like good doesn't matter.

14:09

And now he was like, what's up dude? And he's like, man, my fuck it.

14:11

I took a shit yesterday. I shut the fuck up.

14:13

Shut up.

14:16

Woo.

14:20

Big Jay is not Kevin.

14:23

Jay's

14:23

new,

14:26

special. B's like that sometimes.

14:28

And these things Doobie

14:31

Doobie called that it was what was the Big Jay Oakerson.

14:36

We got to get them to be sure.

14:37

All right, let's watch the trailer from Ireland way.

14:40

And three I'll take the, I'll take the, and you know, it's going to be over.

14:45

Oh. And I know when I was looking for, and I got menthol brain to get through it's Christine's napalm.

14:52

It really is.

14:54

Huh? I can't put more on and say lather up for the last hour.

14:56

Let's see if we can get through this, like a Kung Fu contest.

14:58

You can lose it and he could do everything.

15:00

So go lather yourself up and roll around in the fucking lobby.

15:03

What if she just walked in and it was just radiating offers.

15:06

He was like, oh yeah, he gets a cool if I shoot in the middle of the table.

15:10

Right. And bothering anybody. Hey, who's the radio show that bought up that brought the pine tree with him.

15:15

So it was horribly distracting.

15:18

When I was watching the trailer, then please I'll

15:22

tell you all a story. You promise you ain't going to judge me.

15:24

What had happened was she was like, you know, it was bad when it happened.

15:32

Come on, Jay already threw something at the screen. That's just been done a thousand times.

15:35

I have never heard it. And I hang on.

15:38

I think I've already lost Me

15:40

up to three things. It's been on for 11 seconds.

15:44

Slap.

15:47

And then I'm just going to, I'm going to cash out right now already.

15:49

It's not even over and take your buddy.

15:52

And we'll get out of here before parking and gets me. And he Became

15:54

the hot one over the years. And Sean was always a hot one.

15:57

Now it's Marla. Yeah. He's taken over as the hot weigh-ins and the other one doesn't do anything, Sean?

16:03

Yeah. He still does stand up.

16:06

Okay. And he wears makeup when he does stand up on stage, like concealer and stuff.

16:09

I don't know concealer and stuff, but like puts on makeup just for like a club show.

16:14

So the lighting looks good. I guess.

16:17

Damn. I didn't know someone else hot ones and didn't know someone was going to laugh at this stuff.

16:20

This is her. This is her humor. I didn't know.

16:22

I didn't know that other people were doing that.

16:25

I come out of the green room and I have napkins.

16:27

I have Kleenex.

16:31

Yes. Can I help you?

16:33

Is this pop it out? Yes and no.

16:36

That to go on and tell them I'd like a life at 40 to get some and get my glare.

16:41

Yeah. All right.

16:44

Let's go. And a little journey.

16:45

And

16:45

I

16:45

spoiled

16:56

them. I knew I shouldn't have never told them kids.

16:58

I had money. I should have raised them to projects.

16:59

They need more government cheese and their life took so many pictures of me and my brothers found out things about me.

17:07

They didn't know I did and Sean and stupid.

17:13

What are you doing? Stupid. Damon.

17:14

He, let me ask you something.

17:16

Did you learn how to snorkel?

17:18

I

17:18

loved

17:18

my

17:18

father

17:18

and

17:18

that

17:18

was

17:18

the

17:18

man

17:18

at

17:18

16

17:18

leather

17:18

pants

17:18

and

17:18

Miami

17:25

spank. And for good shit. I get scared. Marlin.

17:29

Did he walk there from the hotel in the rain?

17:30

Hey guys, sorry.

17:32

Someone carried me with blood right before the show kick.

17:35

There's a method to the main stage and make it look like you just spent it all up there.

17:39

I'm telling you there's a method to the man.

17:41

You know, that's what's going to happen.

17:42

It's cool. When black dudes do it and why dudes do.

17:45

And you're like, is he unraveling? like, yeah.

17:49

And you'll cut and let this guy boot up.

17:51

Robin Williams. You're like, oh my God. He is on massive amounts of cocaine.

17:54

Like black dudes are like, damn, he really put it all out there.

18:00

Take this, go get some ice cream. And oh my God, what kind of fucking chicken alumna's.

18:04

And that is so much without saying shit and leaving the amphitheater it and I see some young brothers outside and they want to Rob me and they'd be impressed.

18:12

Like, oh shit, man.

18:15

I gotta cut up in that small man.

18:16

And so I know that shit be real.

18:18

You've got that little chain, you know, and I liked them.

18:22

Sneakers. You got, and so as much as I loved you, you know what it is, It's

18:35

called, you know what it is, you know what it is. I swear to God when I was making these fake titles, I didn't, he didn't know what it was a fucking goofy yeah.

18:42

Was saying like that. Yeah.

18:44

Wow. I had no idea Mondays. Right?

18:46

And

18:46

then

18:46

my

18:46

next

18:46

HBO

18:46

special,

18:46

actually

18:46

it's

18:46

gonna

18:46

be

18:46

mountain

18:52

goat. I think we've already Big Jay Oakerson. Cause I'd done said before, because I said it, therefore, I'm just going to use all the things that I used to finish school papers out with Dan Soder in conclusion here and the fourth and therefore this is all simple.

19:10

Was that in high school? Dan? Soder in conclusion.

19:13

And after all of that.

19:15

Oh man.

19:17

Yeah. So anyways, sorry, strip factory.

19:19

They wanted that last hour.

19:21

Next thing Donda.

19:24

Please

19:24

play

19:24

track

19:24

one

19:24

off

19:24

the

19:28

Honda. This may I have a list of the whole album and only listen to half it's 20,000 songs and tracks.

19:34

I'm only, I'm only halfway through I think right now, but do this may me.

19:38

The second we put it on Katie and I both started laughing.

19:40

Cause it's when you listen to it and just think of black sheep where they're going.

19:44

rude, rude, rude.

19:50

Damn was that Jacob Winslow.

19:53

And is there a lamb in the room?

19:55

I was at a voice. Was that the voice to us?

19:57

By the way, We went away for the weekend.

19:59

Michael Winslow fucking moved on.

20:01

He did, he was in the airplane going by Dan.

20:06

He moved on with the audience vote.

20:10

He was the one of the audience move forward.

20:11

Shout out to the sensei.

20:13

Heres here's the Donda song?

20:17

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

20:32

Let's that for two minutes?

20:33

It's up to four minutes.

20:35

Yeah, no shit.

20:36

No, it's not. I take that back.

20:38

It's a 53 seconds. Okay.

20:40

That's cool. Well, I was there for the rest of the day.

20:42

I was just going Trish, Trish, Trish, Tricia.

20:45

Hey Trish.

21:01

Trish. Trish. Trish.

21:04

Yeah. Well, you know, according to Christine, you have to be a genius to know how to have your mom's name, say over and over again.

21:10

And there's probably something to that.

21:13

I just, it just, yeah.

21:15

The genius, because he found a way for you boobs to buy an album of him saying his mom's name above The

21:22

first song. And it was only a tribute to his mother.

21:24

I mean, It's

21:28

still ridiculous, but no, that was great.

21:30

He is. And doesn't mean the whole album sucks guys over to the up genius TMT.

21:35

And we got to get you on. We gotta get you on either variety or billboard writing, critiques of albums and just decimating artists for listened to the album.

21:44

And it was no stupid named it.

21:46

After his mother, you could have been like a hot dude the way handle, like a, like a, like a flamboyant mustache or start reviewing music.

21:53

Another world we're a little Jason Oakerson goes through a private school and gets into writing is just one of the harshest literary critics known to man.

22:01

And so many people think my music taste is they literally think it's like corn.

22:05

Limp is getting stuff. Is what I listened to us.

22:08

It's so funny. Like this monster energy drink rock than that.

22:12

He was in there. Oh man. 5,000.

22:13

I don't know.

22:21

And he slapped the board and people were falling apart, dude.

22:24

But you were saying, I mean, it was four.

22:26

He got fucking Bengay and his eyes, he was blind and he's, he's two men down.

22:31

This

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was

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the

22:31

end

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of

22:31

the

22:31

action

22:31

movie

22:31

where

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he's

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got

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to

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pistols

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against

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an

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entire

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army.

22:38

No,

22:38

but

22:38

people

22:38

think

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about

22:40

it. I was, well, I want to do music reviews, but only complain like how it's just too far away from like corn and limp is good.

22:47

That's your I'm like Kanye west.

22:49

Like sure. It's like, it's innovative lyrics.

22:51

It's a storytelling.

22:52

Some people say done and it's fine.

22:55

It's but it's like, where's the boom happening.

22:59

Where's the part where the crowd separates and we all smashed together and, and it hurt more mosh pitting, more white people with dreads, scatting more cuts in turns of a DJ mixing a guitar.

23:12

I noticed nobody in the credits, this entire album has eyebrow piercings.

23:17

I'm like, what's the fuck?

23:19

What? Give us none of your, none of your producers even have S quasi medicines like scab scabs and knuckles shit.

23:33

Donda, Donda, Dondo.

23:35

Sorry. I'm just singing. My favorite song. Terry Terry, Terry, Terry, Trish, Patricia, Patricia.

23:40

I'm going to get to Patty, Patty.

23:42

I'm going to get to know the contracts for that album.

23:44

He called my mom Patti mills and it was just made me laugh.

23:48

And we're like, do you meet Patty mills again?

23:54

And I got to get her a Brooklyn nets Jersey.

23:58

I got to get my mom and Patty emails.

24:00

She would never know the inside reference.

24:02

And

24:02

I

24:02

was

24:02

like,

24:02

wow,

24:02

what

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a

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great

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nickname.

24:06

That's

24:06

Katie

24:06

calls

24:06

her

24:09

now. She just called her Patty mills. So when she does talk about the real Patty knows, she has to specify, she goes to the actual Patty mills got traded to Brooklyn.

24:16

I was like, oh, I didn't think my mom is going to play for the nets.

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27:24

Ooh, I'll watch that. Marlon Wayans thing with you.

27:27

Yeah. I'll tell you what we got to watch that we got to watch that other thing.

27:30

And then there's got to see something positive though.

27:33

Scene and Rambo. Oh yeah.

27:34

There's a, a positive, I will say though.

27:37

They showed farm. Well, they wasn't strong punchline stuff.

27:43

I would almost say they showed him talking far more than I thought they would.

27:46

If I were to, I would say it's going to be Nick Cannon's third special.

27:52

Bad. Yes. Oh no, no, no.

27:54

It's going to be bad. Yeah, no, I've already, I've already been seeing it getting, he did impressions of people in there that I know if those were good impression now, like is Dave, Dave and Wayne's I sorta got like, he was like, Sean Wayne's impression and goes, how could I take?

28:09

He was just like, there's nothing distinct about his voice that and Kim calls.

28:12

And I'm like, I don't really know what Kim Lyons, if I ever, and he's like what you do and Marlin, that sounds that's how he sounds.

28:17

Everyone was just me. That's how she sounded. It sounds like Damian was, it sounds like he was doing Daymond doing blank, man.

28:23

Yeah, he, he was doing my Italian and or that is doing, he's doing he's he's doing the, remember the homeless guy from and living color.

28:32

It's like, I watched him up, Like

28:35

he was doing that. He was doing that Daymond Ray and Chris, Chris Italian and Pete Davidson, Chris turn and get back to this day, come Back

28:45

and play and get the guy from Cecily through and your piece.

28:49

And I

28:51

just don't feel like And

28:56

he's alone. I'm kinda dating Ms.

29:00

Marvel.

29:00

Not

29:00

the

29:00

actual

29:00

was

29:00

like

29:00

the

29:00

actual

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heroin.

29:05

Justin

29:05

silver

29:05

made

29:05

me

29:05

laugh

29:05

so

29:05

hard

29:05

this

29:11

week. And cause I have now sunk it in, I mean, balls deep into it.

29:17

That's not the right analogy. No, that's the worst analogy I should say.

29:22

I'm all in. I'm watching the pedophile hunting.

29:24

Yeah. You love watching them get tracked.

29:26

And I just I'm, I'm intrigued by the whole thing.

29:30

That was one, there's not one of these pedophile hunters.

29:32

That is a person that is likable in any way, but they're using all that.

29:37

Unlikeability on exposing these of shit.

29:42

Yeah. So I appreciate that. But the way they have your enemy, but they bully them in a way of like you're, you're doing it to make an interesting, which I'm watching by the way and interesting YouTube video more than I think they really give a shit about helping kids.

29:55

Because I think with the way they do it, that's the problem with self-gratifying and we found that there was just too much entrapment and it like, they, they, they, they get a lot of arrests out of these guys.

30:04

Actually, I was wrong about that lot of arrests.

30:06

I bet. Extremely low convictions.

30:09

Yeah. Because people that confronting say it's like, yeah, well she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime first and it's like, what's already fucking ruined there, but then the guy just goes, is that right?

30:20

Richard? And then you say here, you wanted to us sucker ass.

30:22

Richard, why did you want us? Why'd you say you wanted to suck her ass Richard?

30:24

Was it because I want it to suck her ass and a pedophile that just leans into it.

30:29

Yeah. And do it, but just accepts it completely.

30:31

In fact, one of them, cause he's such a big glute bully.

30:34

He was like this fucking guy. And of course that's what I wrote it.

30:38

One time he goes, cause the guy said somebody went and the slab of the girl and barbecue sauce.

30:41

So they gave him, they gave the guy barbecue sauce, correct.

30:44

Gross on a grown lady, completely sticky sugary bitch.

30:48

I don't want to fuck him and brought him a BBQ sauce.

30:51

And he said that, cause every time I say something that you know is illegal and disgusting drink BBQ sauce.

30:55

And that'll be like, he was, I think my, and you're only eight years.

31:00

I mean, these are young. So these people are gross, but it's like, you're only eight years old.

31:03

Or I don't know if your body can, could handle what I would do to you or something like that.

31:09

And then, and you see the guy go.

31:11

Yeah. And he just pounds.

31:12

But they caught up that guy twice and started doing it.

31:16

And I started doing hot ones, challenges and take a bite.

31:19

When you said you wanted to suck her little, but anyway was, this is, this was this ghost pepper stinks.

31:27

And this is the guy.

31:28

This is the guy who caught his, the Reaper.

31:30

It's the guy that called EDP 4, 4, 5, the big filter out of the big fat Philadelphia Eagles fan that screams constantly.

31:39

We've watched his videos a zillion times he's gets us out about the Eagles.

31:43

He was a big morbidly, obese fat black guy.

31:46

Yeah. And he got caught on one of these pedophiles things by this it's the same guy that caught him as the guy I'm talking about crossover episode.

31:55

But he got nailed because he's got plenty of videos dropping hard and bombs.

32:01

Like, I mean with like aggressively and also by the way in his things, he in his catches, he does that.

32:08

Like when he gets them there, he makes a lot of jokes.

32:11

He goes, what's your name? And Steve, he goes, yeah.

32:14

He goes, I'm gonna call you Stephanie. Cause you're gay dude.

32:16

It's like, really?

32:18

It's so fucking funny. But the way he looks and everything, I want you almost to find the it's a pedophile poachers, but I just want to show you up.

32:24

Shane hunt him down and bullying.

32:26

No shit we should set. And Shane after him, but it was up and it's a big boy.

32:30

But when you see and what made me laugh was Justin silver came in the room and I was watching and he goes, oh, I got was, Patrick's a pedophile answer from the stand Patrick.

32:38

And it really does look like him, but he tries to crack jokes the whole time.

32:44

And then he makes them laugh because they're nervous.

32:48

And then he gets mad at them for laughing and they laugh.

32:50

Do they laugh? Like, are you laughing your bosses jokes?

32:53

Or do they laugh? Like they actually find it funny.

32:56

And then they dragged them out so long.

32:58

These things, these questionnaires, just reading over and over again, the chat logs and everything.

33:02

They keep there so long that it starts becoming, I think just surreal for the guys happening.

33:09

And you're like, well, there's nothing. It's one of those. Like, you know what I mean?

33:12

Like when you're like in a, in a three hour traffic jam, when you have to be somewhere in 15 minutes, you know, you're like, well, I was almost a freeing nature of like, I don't know it is what it is now.

33:22

So he's just like predator, poachers.

33:25

Do any of these guys just walk away?

33:27

Not on camera because they wouldn't air that one.

33:32

Yeah. Cause that's what I mean. You just walked away like, fuck, you know the, the, and you, I got it.

33:36

I got an 11 year old to meet at 1115.

33:37

I was stalking him with the, fuck it out.

33:40

The inner drama, the Indian guy that we know and love.

33:44

The Indian guy used to be with these guys.

33:48

He's now on his own. There's a fracture.

33:50

Yo, my guy, by the way, they have merged that says my guy I've looked into, dude, this is crazy.

33:55

You got to buy that.

33:57

I want it so bad because he also has one guy, the big Patrick looking guy, the big bully guy calls, getting the cops fried pickles.

34:05

I swear the first two videos I saw that I go, this fat shit is that he celebrates like towards the end of the videos, he says, go get the order, the fried pickles or the fried pickles.

34:14

I'm always like, alright guy and buy the third.

34:17

When I was like, it's a cop show up shortly after he says, what are the fried pickles?

34:21

Oh my God. That's he makes them not run it.

34:23

It makes them not run anything. And he goes, Hey kid, sorry, can I get the fried pickles?

34:26

One of the pedophiles is gonna be like, dude, you should surely watch what you're eating and kind of a big guy.

34:32

I know if that's healthy. Listen, I dunno.

34:34

I dunno. You're not going to take any advice from me. I'm trying to fuck a four and a half year old, but I wouldn't eat those fries.

34:40

Yeah. He has fried pickles. Not no dude.

34:43

He don't makes fun of the other fat. Pete did he, does he want to kiss him?

34:47

And I'm just kidding. I'm too old for you, right? Fuck.

34:49

He's sick. And that's why we're going to have Shane go after him.

34:52

Oh yeah. And then Shane and him just team up and destroy all of us.

34:55

It's like he also does things like he Laurasia, he goes and yeah.

35:00

And then like you've sent, like, he goes, you masturbate to pictures that underage women have sent you before.

35:05

That's not illegal. Right. That's true. Like it's like either was the, and he goes, yeah.

35:09

He goes and actually is illegal.

35:10

You just keep moving on and just like these weird traps.

35:13

So he's trying to have like Ryan Reynolds energy while he's busting these pedophiles, he was trying to be like that snappy witty dialogue kind of did he go where'd you meet?

35:21

Where'd you meet the first and the rage girl you ever talked to to talk.

35:24

He goes, he had Tik TOK. Time's ticking out on you buddy.

35:27

It's like, he just tries to lay all those out there.

35:29

And he's like a bad James Bond. It's like my dentist works in a fucking pedophile pond.

35:34

Oh, I bet new bile.

35:38

You know that he just keeps going back to tender bodies.

35:42

We'll get out of here and maybe some chicken tenders.

35:45

Well, I'm going to watch that one at some point, rap star pred goes crazy on me and it was going to be a good one, buddy.

35:51

These kill time and a hotel.

35:53

Like you wouldn't believe how many would you say combined?

35:57

Time-wise how much time have you think you've watched this guy over three hours.

36:02

Oh yeah.

36:04

Yeah. And the thing it's like when I come back to the room at night and if there's was nothing that I'm pressing, I want to watch reruns of cartoons.

36:10

I just broke and I play like solitaire on my phone until I pass it up and get that background.

36:16

And I just look up when it's like, when someone says something like really crazy, you look up and like what?

36:20

I was at McGee movies and Timonium this past weekend and it was driving, drove down.

36:27

I brought my PlayStation because he was like, fuck it.

36:30

I was playing ghost Ashima. I was like, I'll bring it with me.

36:32

And I'll play in the hotel room, got to the hotel room, two hours to spare before the show.

36:37

And I'm like, fucking great.

36:38

Let me set up the PlayStation.

36:40

I set it up. I left my controller and in New York I left my controller right on the coffee tomorrow.

36:46

And I was like, been there.

36:48

Shit, Walmart dude. Right?

36:51

Exactly. There's a target right down the street.

36:52

Go to target, completely sold out of PlayStation.

36:56

Four controllers, only PS five controllers, which I should just fives.

37:00

I know I should've checked.

37:02

If they're backwards compatible what I should have done.

37:04

That's where I blew it. I should have checked it to see if the S five controllers can work on PS4.

37:08

PS4 controllers can work on PS 3s if you use a water.

37:13

Yes. So there's, you know, but I don't think so.

37:17

Well regardless, I looked up found, found a best buy, go to best buy, no problem sold out.

37:27

Okay. Went to the front and to the point where the lady was like, you actually have to go to the front to check.

37:31

And it was a long line. So now it's taken longer and longer and I'm going from places and they had a few in the back.

37:36

Zero completely sold out this store.

37:38

Okay. And then I go to GameStop, oh, well this is a home run.

37:42

Easy home run, easy home run to the part where I left my cell phone.

37:45

You get a used one worst case scenario.

37:47

Exactly. I left my cell phone still attached to my rental car.

37:50

Cause I was like, don't even need my phone.

37:51

And I get out of here, lock the car and walk and GameStop.

37:54

The guy has immediate shaky hand, nervous energy, a long.

37:58

He had like long thin hair.

38:01

And like a beard told me you're here for a PlayStation four controller.

38:04

I walked in and immediately went, Hey man, can I get, can I get a PlayStation four controller?

38:09

He was like, we're sold out.

38:10

And I just, this is exactly how I said it was, ah, fuck me.

38:16

Are you serious? What is this fucking 2015?

38:18

You guys are sold out.

38:20

And he goes, sir, your language.

38:23

Wow. And I went, you're kidding. Right?

38:25

Anyway, it's not just trying to cover my own and over here.

38:29

And it was like one of those super, you know, those nerdy people that don't look like they're so socially awkward.

38:33

They look up to the like, I, I, I'm not, I had a lot of start and that's it.

38:39

And you're like, oh, okay. The old clinical term was retard.

38:41

He is now you can say that, but you also, can't Jack off a check to make her not feel sick anymore.

38:48

Well, he's, he's gleaming the tarred.

38:50

He was right on there.

38:52

And that guy was like, oh, I was grinding in the rail right there.

38:56

And one push, he was full on.

38:57

He was like, man, when he w and it started making, it just made me laugh.

39:01

Like he was like, sir. And I was like, no cussing.

39:04

We're talking about cussing.

39:06

I should have done. It was the bad word.

39:08

And your making me uncomfortable CICS immediately made me laugh.

39:11

And I told him the story. He was like, you should have fucking gone full trans lady in the game.

39:14

Stop and go and stop calling me.

39:16

Sure. That's not my pronouns and fucking carry PlayStation four controller.

39:26

So I gave up then just went to the fuck.

39:30

And I was like, damn dude, you can't buy a PlayStation, four controller and Timonium.

39:33

And it turns out they stopped sending them out PlayStation and wants you to buy PlayStation five.

39:38

So they stopped making it don't exist.

39:39

I know it's fucking crazy.

39:41

Also though, shout out to Matt brown, who was guests emceeing on the first show and nice.

39:46

And Matt, he was like, I live five minutes away.

39:48

And he went and got me a controller, brought it back for the late show.

39:51

And I was like, oh, and then I go and you know what?

39:54

All right, let's talk about your age by the way, though.

39:57

And that is not a natural attachment to have. And to get that video game, you did a real actually, not really.

40:02

It would target best buy GameStop all down the same street, but why as you were doing them and I was on it and I'm trying to play cool.

40:11

No, no, no. Honestly, when I was like, on my way, it was on my way to go play video games.

40:16

For me calling him a nerd. I'm a bigger nerd.

40:18

I'm 38. I don't know, fight. And to get a PlayStation four controller, he's a bigger nerd, but he was probably also mentally challenged.

40:24

I mean, I think we're closer than I wish we were, but I'll tell you what I don't like.

40:28

I like my mentally challenged people to come at me hard.

40:32

Like impishly like, no, no I'm saying like, like very like sweet.

40:37

I'm sorry that I, like, I like a little parental advisory on mine.

40:41

I don't like, I don't like a bossy.

40:43

I like a bossy sass.

40:45

I like one that's going to go to come. And they're like, 'cause if you're just gonna keep on doing that and we're gonna have to shut the plea deal and on here, dude, And

40:53

he's supposed to be like, well, go to the game, stop and go, Hey man.

40:57

He goes, what's up, Man? Really?

40:59

Shit. You want, you want a guy who was like, what's rule number one party.

41:03

This guy is so much fun.

41:05

Right? Peanut butter, Falcon let's fucking versus PS4 controller.

41:10

Let's do it. The other sister. Well, I think there's a, I think Dan's on to something.

41:15

This is just anecdotal evidence, but I think there's like an entire generation of kids now that they don't have social skills.

41:24

They just stay in the house all day and not interact.

41:29

Yeah. And They're pale. It's hilarious that the generation of kids not going the plane anymore has created what looks to be like retarded kids and it's super pale.

41:37

Hey, and then just get their hair was cut at home with Flowbees and all bowl cuts.

41:44

And he was like, they dress odd because they're just wearing comfortable for the couch stuff.

41:48

Do you think our muscles are all tough from taking Charlie horses in and like light bullying?

41:52

Do you think we're like tougher for like, if you hit them, they'd be like, well, don't you remember?

41:57

Like young people, like, you know, like the, the Pete Davidson and down like age people like brought like wearing like sweat pants.

42:05

Oh my God. Yeah.

42:07

Nightclub. Yeah. If you wore pants, if you wore sweat pants to a comedy club before like 2013, 2012, maybe, and act like you're fucking professionals, or you were a RD Lang you're like, it was either one or that it was four.

42:26

You already, like, you just came from a hospital.

42:27

You're like either just out, you have a bracelet on your wrist or you're a cool black dude, black dudes got away with sweat pants.

42:35

And then they didn't really though.

42:37

But it was the younger guys that brought it for white dudes to wear sweat pants.

42:40

And I think They

42:42

don't, they definitely don't get out.

42:44

I think that the idea of getting together in and having a catch out that side would never, would never compute to them.

42:52

Right. And just to go And

42:55

we used to call and tunnels, we'd just find tunnel's and crawl into and what yeah.

43:00

Dude was where the tunnels just like drain drainage tunnel's and shit, and just go fucking crawl through.

43:08

And Becky's giving and fucking middle fingers. She gets it.

43:10

Drainage. Tunnels. Yeah, dude.

43:12

I was going to suburbs. So there was like fucking drainage, total puddles, all over the place and shit like for irrigation systems.

43:18

And I know what you're talking about, man.

43:20

Yeah. Black Lou gets it, pull up manhole covers and climb down there and see what's going on.

43:25

And he's not saying he do your, it, that sounds like mutant ninja turtle activity.

43:28

We do that too. Sometimes we'd turn and went down in the sewers.

43:31

Yeah, no, you didn't.

43:33

There wasn't. There was a drain, there was a drain right over by Alicia

43:36

park. That was big enough that you could crawl down in and we would crawl down and dropped down and like go through the tunnels in shit and see what was going on.

43:43

Yeah. Hell yeah. We did that all the time. When I was the kid.

43:45

That's crazy. He was fun.

43:47

And that were like, shit, is He

43:52

no answer for you? And yes it is.

43:53

And it was the dream from like the Day

43:56

and not being super site to get a controller.

43:58

And it was where Pennywise when I was basically, yeah, sewage, Whatever

44:03

it's called us sewer crawl out and some sewage, whatever.

44:09

Yeah. That was fun. S

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system, your immune system should be able to snort Coke and you shoot her and shit.

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I mean, that's crazy.

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You're looking for a mutant ninja turtles down there and no, we were kinda like, and it was, I was always like, it was the same thing.

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One kid were on a do it and then you'd convinced the other kid's and you'd be like, it was right.

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Fuck it. And then it was like kinda spooky they're was never like crazy deep down.

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It was like, there was that's where the pirate ship is.

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Oh, wish you pussies. I wish you early.

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I wish no, but we just like crawl around most of the time and like where the drainage pipes were like down with the runoffs.

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And then he was like crawl out of those and then crawl around and shit.

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He was like, you would like squat down and walk through, you know, like hitting the signs of the and your hands.

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Yeah. Don't touch anything down there.

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I mean he, and we would you tell us my mom, dude and Presenting

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a crazy idea and wasn't shit On

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the wall. So it was like rain water that was running.

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And Damache saying, don't go, there was a cute way shorts.

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Cause you're going to get sick, but there was never human shit.

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It wasn't no, there wasn't a time there I'm being, I'm telling you the drainage.

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I don't know what it was. We never, no one never came out covered in shit.

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There was like leaves and dirt. I mean probably the bird shit.

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And I'm not fucking crazy for this.

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I think y'all are fucking dorks. And you guys went out and were like, oh, that's I don't think you're crazy.

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I don't think you're crazy. I'm just saying, I don't know if I'm up in the crawl runs.

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Listen, I don't think you're a dog.

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I think, but I don't. I was a dumb little kid.

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I was having fun. That's what, like, you know, that's what you did and the suburbs you just found, I guess you just own it.

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Crawl around and shit, dude, crawl around and shit.

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Shit. Yeah. Shit crawler dude.

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Do we had a good way to find little group we'd ride our bikes all around and then you like find places you guys wanna ride bikes over to the sewer.

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Yes. And, and go where we belong. It's where we started smoking cigarettes in the sewer.

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He was like, it was tunnel.

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There's a drain. If it was a tunnel, he was just a tunnel of that was by our bus stop that you could crawl through.

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That was like where this rock quarry was.

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That was the runoff from the rain.

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So there was no shit in that.

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And you crossed all the way through it. And then you're, we're under this light.

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Great. And your, if it was fun, you guys should have knocked on the school and went to see that dead body.

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I would've done that. I would've done that so much.

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Like there wasn't was that there was like an inch deep stream in the middle.

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So all you had to do was keep your feet up on the sides and then you could like run And

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like this and kind of like that.

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And we just go through stuff like that.

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One of my favorite parts about not having a sense of smell is not having to smell Christine's aunt's lotion. Do you have a sense of that she puts on? Because it makes my eyes water like fun. No. But I can't. It's it's weird my sense of smell is so dead that I can kind of get little hinkering of it. I'm completely I'm I'm completely watery. Yeah. What it did you throw seven innings today? What did you seventy fifth time she's done this? Just a tiger ball in her shoulder. Well, I thought it was just tiger balm that wasn't I thought it was just tiger ball that wasn't okay. I didn't I didn't know the CBD stick was also not he's putting on crazy powered menthol shit. It's not the CBD, Christie. And she's like, what about the only the CBD? It's a new new port lotion. And Yeah. That's so messy. Yeah. What are you talking about Salem's? Yeah. Just because they're Salem light. You're talking Salem's all over you. It's it? My eyes my eyes water. I'm sorry. No. It's alright. Put more on. I I'm unaffected because I walk through life not smelling the roses. Nothing loose. It's pretty strong dog. Yeah. Honestly, that's it's one of the I I I'm sure I've missed out on a lot of experiences because I can't smell But these are one of those moments where I'm, like, absolutely unaffected. My face is it gets like cold tingles. No. Like, it's on me. If you start violently vomiting, that would be fun. Yesterday, Myrtle puked on me out of nowhere. Like, baby puked. Really? Well, you're gonna you're gonna go on algebra. No. No. No. I was telling a a passionate story to Myrtle -- Oh, okay. -- to Myrtle, I guess, Myrtle sit down. When I was a boy, you remember all those people you told me to kill? Well, I didn't. But she I was talking again. It was, like, in the morning, we were just sitting on the couch first thing in the morning. And Myrtle ate, then got up on the couch next to me, and I'm talking, and then years ago. It's just like a clump of she just ate. So the food wasn't digested just hit me right on the hip. I was like, Oh, you fucking bitch. It went in between the cushions. I was like, you fucking asshole bitch. That's never coming out. What is that? Of course. Was that microfiber? up? No, no, thank No. No. Thank god. Katie's couch is not microfiber. It's cleanable. Alright. We live. No. No. No. It's like a it's not like a great couch, but it's not a shitty couch. It's like a polyester mix with shit. I'm just not coming that. I don't know. I'd start cleaning the hell out of it. It's gonna be dog puke forever, but you could do about it. And I think right now, I thought you're so I said when a dog puke sounds like carpet, like, installed carpet, like, tossed that carpet. It's over. Yeah. It's almost scratch. How do I she it was just such clump. It was, like, a snowball was in it. It was all her food. It was just dog food. Dog food. Well, I could be as speaking Justin, it depends that could be a lot of things. It was just a bunch of kibble -- Yeah. -- or she jack up, like, a fucking a foot long. A chicken foot long? No. She didn't have a side plate of veggies either. It was just -- Okay. -- it was kibble with duck dust on it. Black Lou or Jacob? Via satellite. Via Dateline. Look at Black Lou and his home studio. And Jacob and I and his kids It's so nice I'd be willing if if Lou led with his chest on financial advice in that studio, I would listen to it. Oh, of course. That's how nice that home studio. You should go full anti vacs, black glue in that room. Oh my god. Dude, quarter the yeah. Dude. Trust me, there's a lot of openings in the anti vacs community right now. Yeah. I see. You got to get into you gotta get into it. Yeah. Yeah. They need numbers, dude. Anty missed calling yourself mister Anty Vax and dying of COVID is like the funniest Andy Kaufman joke. If if you found out that guy wasn't dead, I'd be like, that's fine. There's definitely has to be a zillion conspiracies on that. Oh, that he's like -- They were killed. -- Kim, and they said it was because of COVID. Because they wanted it to people to give access Goonie. How much they can ship us all? Could you like, let's say, we get fired from here. I can't do comedy, how much money do you think I would could get pretending to be, like are you alright? Getting here. Getting in the ice? That stick. That CBD sticks in there, Lou. Yeah. It's rough. Yeah. It's an obstacle. It's an obstacle. Point being, do you think I could get paid? I know. I'm probably Both of us are two public figures. You could probably make money going to, like, conferences and being like, I was a government sniper that took him out. They got this guy's fucking ass. It's no one challenging. And I mean Yeah. And he's been like, what? And then you're like, dude, sorry. D it's it's classified. You'd probably never even know about it. Well, he was a radio host. Yeah. That's really funny. And he was yeah. What was his radio show? Like, pretty think he was just like a right wing radio host. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Daytona Beach. And Daytona. Yeah. Down. It's where we go in the summer. It's just it's just fucking it's exactly one of those things. It's like why we watch the Jake Paul fight because of the guy. Yeah. It's a he looks like a televangelist, silver fox, though. I mean, why be honest, when someone's got the the the silver hair coming off the tan skin, It's a look. Can I tell you this? Yep. With that nice that nice of a suit? Yeah. And I just had his radio show on working at liquor store or a gas station. I probably start picking up of his ideas? Buddy, if this guy just got vaccines, he'd be crushing older Dateline, nice older house. Oh, yeah. What's that place called in Florida, Waldorf? hot. The village he'll be fucking like hot, like 40 year the village. He'll be fucking, like, hot, like, forty year olds. We never watched that documentary series on the village. Can you look that up, Christine? Oh, about the relationship? Yeah. My friend's mom lives there. Is it about they all fuck or something? It's just like about how it's like based basically a dorm room for old people. It's his dorms for old people. When they party? Yeah. He's party and right around in golf carts to get fucked up. Yeah. There it is. The villages. There's a documentary series that someone did about it. That we should have a that we should do series. Because I bet I did. I I let Trish Jesus in it. I think it's just documentary. I let Trish lives in there, like, the Tasmanian devil. Do you think she's gonna go? What what is that? Maybe pregnant month. She's gonna have a reverse hysterectomy. She's gonna be pregnant. And she goes and put it back in there and shoot up back in goes, put a bag in there. Talk to me back about two minutes. I'm gonna shoot out. Let's throw it back in there. Fuck a puncturement. yeah. And it was a local, I'm use a local. I'm fine. It's called local anesthetic. It's called some kind of heaven. Is the name of it. Yeah. It's just a movie. It's just a movie. Sorry. I'm not David, Paul, no. I'm a fucking idiot. No. A foot in it. It's easier to get people out of hunker down and check out a movie than a movie than a series. You're right. We should both watch this. If a series sucks out of the gates, it's over. We got a lot of television watching to do with each other. Because we should watch this, but we also need to watch Marlon Wayne's new HB0. Max special. Sure. Let's never forget that he bumped me from stress factory, old vindictive day. It's gonna be a gem. Who watch who watch a trailer right now? Pull it up. It's him sweating a lot, then not sweating. It's one of those things that's edited the trailers edited where it's, like, shows him early on. He nick cannons. He definitely nick cannons and takes layers of clothes off as the special Anybody wanna take over underbet with me? I'll say three times that one of the cuts is just him making like a noise or screaming. That's more to face. You say three over on the right I'll set it three and I'll take the And that's noise that's a noise face combo or just a noise interface? Is it coming off? Just not Not Dateline a sentence. Not not a joke, dude. Just dancing or a noise or something Soder. I'll take you overload. Any action on this at you want any action on this at all? No. Okay. And you know, and radio and dude, no 'cause damn it. You you know why? Good radio and dude. Yeah. No. Because Louis it flew it flew. I scratch that move on. I scratch that itch. Next thing I know Willie was kidnapped by the fun Next thing I know Willie's Get down to fight for excuses. He's he's like, I gotta get back into that. You guys This is the guy. And what's a good name for us? Jersey strip club, they all go too. He's down at the fucking wet noodle. He's done at lap dances. And he said he's gonna break his hand unless I fucking go get him out of there. He goes, hey, it got roughed up in the back of lap tuna over on seventy three off the tuna fish off of the tuna boat. That sounds like a Jersey show call that's too devoted. So I'll take over on that, that he just goes, wow. You when they edited one of the first edits of my HBO special that they gave me was me and the joke about my dad died. And then my dad died and my dad died of know my my dad died my dad died of alcoholism. That's awesome. Whatever. Say that joke. then it's just me going, wow. That's another joke. And I was like, what do you guys do? I send it back, like, was a I was a little spicy about it. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? My dad I know the joke and don't make it look like I'm walking around Jim carrying up my daughter's death row, man. That's a lot of loss. I don't remember the trailer they put out, like, the the the whatever the previous thing they put out for comedy central for my hour. Yeah. Netflix doesn't have those. Yeah. They don't do that. And well, they did a preview for Oh, no. They did your cool bank HEist. It's the HEist. Yeah. They don't it's not your right they do. When you when you scroll over to it, they do give you little bit of it, a trailer. Dateline I said, I honestly if I ever get a Netflix scene, I'm gonna make my trailer on purpose. Oh, it won't be things at all. I'm gonna film those noises just for the intro. That's so funny. Like, work with the audience. So I go, guys, we're gonna film the intro real So I go, guys. Work it for the intro real quick now goes. This this song. Oh. We just, like, we just we just, like, fucking flexing it out. Oh. So that's that's Oh. A hilarious new special where he's not afraid to go there. And this guy right this guy right here? Oh, yahoo. Oh, yahoo. You need the slamming noises? Or it's like, Netflix presents. Ugh. Ugh. So that ain't gonna suck you. It's Big Jay Oakerson and he done It's big j o christened and he done dinner again, like you've never seen it. woo. time. Panole. This Labor Day. Beeps in noises. Y'all remember this dance? Too beach dances like that. up. If I'm going and I'm fucking a bitch, I'm fucking her like if I'm going if I'm fucking bitch, I'm fucking are like, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Oakerson back. Like you've never seen. He is moving and moving. To a new song. I said I told you twice. Shayoca shita did it again. Netflix, So now don't do it again, y'all. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. I am from the future. No. I'm saying weiner on weiner scrum. Dude, where's it? Dude, dude, dude, dude. Dude, he's back when I background I used to open for Nate. He when he when he pronounced comedy central special, his presents Mhmm. -- his half hour we went to we were working at junior's last laugh Erie, Pennsylvania. And the entire drive out there, we were trying to come up with his getter done. Yeah. It's like, I ain't from around here. We'll ride up in service. We've talked about this before, but it's a fun to try to come out. The city moves. Yeah. Dude, he just did two. Maybe just old school. So we did that in car ride driving to years last laugh in, you know, like, fucking ten years ago. And now he's doing shows with Foxworthy, like, in South Dakota. I call him. Yeah. I'm like, I call him. Like, where are you going? He was like flying up to new show with He's like, fine at do show with Jeff. I'm like, oh, dude, you're one of the new blue collar Jeff. I didn't like Did they one bit? Did they make him he said Jeff Foxworthy. Okay. I was gonna say because he said Jeff too. Here's the thing. He can say Jeff if he's talking to you. Why do that too. He said Jeff Fox. That'd be so great. He goes he goes, yeah, I'm hanging out with Michael. Was Michael? Jordan. Like, I'll try for a What is fucking guy? Yeah. Well, I don't know what you'd call. I think Bowen and I could be by, like, six PM, Bowen, Oakerson. Yeah. My friend. What? It's crazy weird. Yeah, man. It's Wait. Where were you located? I wonder if Kevin Hart went through things like that of just, like Absolutely. -- a few days of life. Absolutely. This is Dwayne Wade, and he, like, wants me to hang at his house a lot. When does the rock become Dwayne. Yeah. Yeah. Kevin's definitely the He remembers the rock as, like, a wrestler when you watch wrestling. You guys you guys are the same age and he's a year younger than me. Yeah. And he definitely watched the rock, but, like, it doesn't matter. And now he's like, what's up doing? He's man, my fucking I took a shit yesterday. Shut the fuck up Dwayne. Yeah. Shut up Dwayne. 000. Big j is not Kevin Hall. The j's new special. Hit pees like that sometimes. I like it aiming these things. Goonie. It doobie called that. Yeah. It was What was the big Soder? Oh, we gotta get the sure. Let's alright. Let's watch the trailer for Marlon Lane. 3. I'll take the I'll take the under You know, it should be the over. I want I know. I wanna I was looking for some -- Yeah. There he takes the over. I'm sorry. I got fucking I got menthol brain. To get through. It's Christine's napalm. It really is. Put more on. I can't put more on. I say lather up for the last hour. Let's see if can get some tests like a Kung Fu contest. You can. Lou said you could do everything. So go lather yourself up and roll around the fucking lobby. What if she just walked in and it was just radiating offers. She's like, oh. Yeah. He gets a poof like shit in middle of the table. Right? He's like a bother anybody. Hey. Who's the radio show that brought the that brought the pine tree with him? Soder it's horribly distracting. Let's let's watch this trailer then. Please. I'll tell you all the story. You promised you ain't gonna me. What had happened was she was like, you know, it was bad when it what happened was. That's how you know it was bad. We what what happened was. He's great charity through something do that. Come on. They already threw something in the system. That's just been done a thousand times. I have never heard it. Hang on. Hang on. I think I've already lost. I've been already to three things. It's been on for eleven seconds. Slap. And then I'm just going to, I'm going to cash out right now just going to I'm going to cash out right now already. Not even over. Yes. You just go. Take your body. Let me get out of here before parking gets ready. He became the hot one over the years. Yeah. Sean was always a hot one. Now it's Marlon. Yeah. He's taken over as the hot weigh-ins and the other one doesn't do anything, He's taken over as the hot wanes. No. The other one doesn't do anything. John? Yeah. He still does stand up. Okay. And he wears makeup when he does stand up on stage, like concealer and He wears makeup when he does stand up on stage. Like concealer and stuff? I don't know concealer and stuff, but, like, puts on makeup just for, like, a club show. So the lighting looks good? I guess. Damn. I didn't know someone's the hot ones. I didn't know someone's gonna laugh at this stuff. This is her this is her humor. know. I didn't know that other people were doing I didn't know that other people were doing I come out of the green room and I have napkins. I have Kleenex in my foot. Parklowna. Parklowna. Yes. Can I help you? Is this popping out? Yes. Know that's going? Mhmm. Yeah? Tell them about, like, a light at forty two. Okay. Can Goonie get my glare? Yeah. Alright. Let's go on a little journey. Done. It's already three. Mister Wayne, back at WiFi. That's very good. That's no problem. Did I spoil them? I knew I shouldn't have never told them kids. I had I had money. I should have raised them in the projects. They need more government cheese in their language. Pop Razzi took so many pictures of me. My brother's found out things about me. They didn't know what they did. Phone rings. And Damn. What's up looking for? Sean. And stupid. Wait. doing? stupid David. Hey. Let me ask you something. When did you learn how to snorke go. I love my father now as a man, but as a kid. Motherfans in Miami. Even for spanking good shit. I get scared. Mom and dad. Did he walk there from the hotel in the rain? goes, hey, guys. Sorry. Someone carried me with blood right before the show. I think there's a method of the masthead, make it look like you just spin it all up there. I'm telling you there's a method of the masthead. You know that's what's gonna happen? Yeah. It's cool when black dudes do it. White dudes do it. You're like, is he unraveling? You're god. You're all sort of exact things. You know? It's like, yeah. The colonial cut and let this guy boot up. Robin Williams, you're oh my god. He is on massive amounts of like, okay. Like, black dudes are like damn, he really put it all out Take this go get to my screen. Oh my god. What kind of fucking mind check it out? I love this man. It says so much without saying shit. Exactly. I'm leaving the hamper it. And I see some young brothers outside, and they want to rob me. And they'd be impressed like, oh, shit. Way's mother. Yo. New men. I got a cousin that small, man. So I know that should be real. You could go. You got that little chain, you know, when you all sit here, and I like them sneakers, you got them. So as much as I'm not cute. You know what it is. HB0 max. Suck our dick. Oh my god. It's called, you know what it is? You know what it is. I swear to God what I was making those fake titles. didn't you didn't know what it is? No. It wasn't fucking a goofy. Yeah. A saying like that? Yeah. Wow. I had no idea. Mondays. Right? Yes, man. That's usually the name of my next HBO special. Actually, it's gonna be mountain goat. I think we've already Big j Oakerson because I've done said before, because I said it, therefore, I'm just gonna use all the things that I used to finish school papers out with. They had Soder in conclusion. Yeah. Here in Forte. Therefore. This is all simple. Was that in high as that high school is in Soder. In conclusion. And after all of that, Oh, man. Yeah. anyways, sorry, stress factory. They wanted that That's just a shit hour. Don't even need my next thing, Honda. Dude, please play track one off the Honda. This may listen to the whole album. Marty. I haven't listened to the whole album. I haven't listened to the whole album. I haven't listened to that. It's twenty thousand songs. So I'm -- Yeah. -- seven tracks. I'm only I'm only halfway through, I think, right now. But do this made me the second we put it on, Katie, and I both started laughing because it's when you listen to it, just think of black sheep when they're going rogue. One eight hundred go. Rohad. Rohad. Rohad. Rohad. Hey. Oh, damn. Is that Jacob Winslow? Was there a zero is there a lamb in the room? I was at a voice. He was Was that the voice to a voice. Oh, by the way, we went away for the weekend. Michael Winslow fucking moved on. He did. Here's in their plane going by. Then he moved on with the audience vote. He was the one of the audience moved forward, shout out the sensei. Here's here's the Donda song. Dang the Dang the Dang the Dang the Dang the Dang down the, down the, down the, down down the, down the, down the, down the, down the, down the, Done. Done. Done. Done. Let's that for two start for two minutes. It's up for two full minutes? Yeah. No shit. No. It's not. I take that take that back. It's fifty three seconds of that. Okay. That's cool. Well, I was there for the rest of the Well, so for the rest of the day. I was just going Trish, Trish, Trish, I was just going trish. Trish. Trish. Territious. Every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Lose mom. Trish. Trish. Trish. Trish. Trish. Trish. Yeah. Well, you know, according to Christine, you have to be a genius how to have your mom's name say over and over again? There's probably something genius. To that. I just it just He is genius because he found a way for you boobs to buy an album of him saying his mom's name about it. I am a genius. Well, there you go. It's just the first song. Yeah. It's always a tribute to his mother. Fifty mean, it's still ridiculous, but no. It's great. He he doesn't mean the whole album sucks. Guys top Genius. Tandy. We gotta get you on we gotta get you on either variety or billboard writing critiques of albums and just decimating SiruisXM. I don't know. Before I listen to the album. Yeah. Just go no. Stupid named it after his mother. You could have been, like, a god. Do the way you love to grow a handle, like a like a whole, like a flamboyant musta. Share start reviewing music. There's another world where little Jason goes to a private school and gets into writing is just one of the harshest literary critics known to me. Yeah. So many people think my music taste is literally think it's like corn, limb, is good, and stuff is what I listen to. Yeah. I was like, but it's so funny. Like, listen to other monster energy drink rock than that. He was in the shower, man five thousand. I'm in five thousand. It was a time breaking binge a minute. When eight hundred got What? I don't know. He slapped the board. I don't know. I don't know. People are falling apart, dude. But you were saying, I mean, Sun Luz falling, you got fucking Ben Gay as I was. He's blind and he's he's two men down and he's blind. Who's this at the end of the action movie where he's got two fucking pistol against an entire army. No. But people think about Iowa's wanna I wanna do music reviews, but only complain, like, how it's just too far away from, like, corn and limp is good. That's your I'm like Kanye West, like, sure. It's, like, it's innovative lyrics. It's storytelling. Soder people say Dateline its finest, but it's like, where's the boom da da da da da boos? Where everything? Where's the car where the crowd separates and we all smashed together? When hurt people, more mosh pitting, more white people with dreads, static, more cuts and yeah. He's I mean, earns of a DJ mixing a guitar. I noticed nobody in the credits this entire album has eyebrow piercing. I was like, what's the what gives none of your none of your producers even have quasi menacing names. Like Scabs. So like that. Scabs and knuckles. Shit. Donda. Donda. Donda. Sorry. I'm just seeing my favorite song. Darry. Darry. Darry. Darry. Patricia. Patricia. I'm gonna get to Patty, Patty. I'm gonna get to know all twenty seven tracks of that album. He called my mom Patty Mills, and it just made me laugh, where we're like, dude, we got a great day. Oh, Patty Mills is gonna be tough. Oh, yeah. You gotta get of Brooklyn Nets Jersey. I gotta get my mom a patty mails. She should never know the inside reference. Okay. Jesus. was like, what a great nickname for my mom? Fitch. Yeah. Perfect. So it's when Katie calls her down. She just calls her Patty mills. So when she does talk about the real Patty mills, she has to specify. She goes, the actual Patty mills got traded Brooklyn. I was like, oh, I didn't think my mom is gonna play for the Nets. Hey, guys. Hey guys, real Real quick. quick. Let's talk about another one of our amazing Let's talk about another one of our amazing sponsors. Oh, kitten. That's my therapy my therapy kitten. And that's because I needed better that's because I needed better help. Boy, did I? 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I would almost say they showed him talking far more than I thought they would. If I were to I would say it's gonna be Nick Cannon's third special bad. Yes. Oh, no. No. No. It's gonna bad. Yeah. No. I've already I've already been seeing it get he did impressions of people in there that I didn't know if those were good impression. Now, like, his day the day of the day of wanes, I sorta Dateline, he's like, I'm gonna go and show Wayne's impression. He goes, how can I possibly think he is just like, there's nothing that's distinct about his voice? Then Kim calls in, and I'm like, I don't really know what Kim Wang's if I know. She's like, what you doing, Marlon? That sounds that's how she sounds everyone. Trust me. That's how she sounds. It sounds like Damon was it sounded like he was doing Damon, doing blank man. Yeah. He's doing my chris chagile or that he's doing he's doing the he's doing the he's doing the member of the homeless guy from a living color. He's like, by watching my pickle. Yeah. Like, he was doing a jar. Yeah. He was doing that, Damon Wayne. You're a crocodile. We said Chris Italia and Pete Davidson. Chris tried to get Pete back on the day. Pete, we just come back and play we got Pete. We got the guy from Sicily doing your pieces? Yeah. I don't know. I don't still feel like the stove's the openly wall. Oh. You won't get the wall downstairs. The whole foundation has been heat. Oh, wow. I I'm kinda dating kinda miss Marvel. And the actual superhero? Not the actress, like the actual hero. I'm adding Justin Silver made me laugh so hard this weekend because I have now sunken in I mean balls deep into that's not the right analogy. No. That's the worst analogy to you. I'm all in I should say, I'm all in one watching the pedophile hunting. Yeah. You love watching them get tracked and I just I'm I'm intrigued by the whole thing. That was one, there's not one of these pedophile there's one, there's not one of these pedophile hunters that is a person that is likable in any way. But they're using all of that unlikability on exposing these pieces of shit. Yeah. So I appreciate So I appreciate that. But the way they have your enemy, but they bully them in a way of like you're, you're doing it to make an interesting, which I'm watching by the way and interesting YouTube video more than I think they really give a shit about helping the way of your enemy. But they bully them in a way of, like, you're you're doing it to make it interesting which I'm watching by the way. Yeah. An interesting YouTube video more than think they really give shit about helping kids. Because I think with the way they do it, that's the problem. Yeah. It's all self credible. Well, I think it sounds like there's just too much entrapment in Dateline, they they they get a lot of arrests out of these guys, actually. I was wrong about that. Lot of arrests. I bet extremely low convictions. Yeah. Because people are the conforming say, it's like, man, we'll she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime first, and it's like, what's already fucking ruined there. But then the guy just goes, is that Richard. Didn't you say here you wanted to suck her ass? Richard, why did you wanna why did you say you wanted to suck her ass, Richard? Just because I wanted to suck her ass. Did it? It's not a pedophile that just leans into it. Yeah. Not leans into it, but just accepts it completely. In fact, one of them because he's such a big galoop bully. He's like this fucking guy. But yeah. Of course, I wanna do it. One of them asked. That's what I wrote one time he goes because the guy said someone was slather the grown barbecue sauce. So they gave him they gave the guy barbecue sauce. Of course. Every time gross on a grown lady. It's completely sticky sugary bitch. I don't wanna fucking they brought them a barbecue sauce and they said they every time I say something that you know is illegal and disgusting drink barbecue sauce, and I'll be like, because I think my you're only eight years I mean, these are young. So these people are gross, but it's like, you're only eight years old, or don't know if your body could could handle what I would do to you or something like that. And then, and you see the guy then you and you see the guy go? Yeah. He just pounds. But They start that guy twice, but the people start doing they start doing hot ones challenges. Yes. Take a bite when you said you wanted to suck her little butt. You went, Let's just say, is this a This ghost pepper. It stinks. This is the guy. This is the guy who called, it's a Reaper. The guy that caught EDP 445, the the big photo, the big fat, Philadelphia Eagles fan, that screams constantly. We've watched this video a zillion times. He skits his out about the Eagles. He was a big morbidly, obese fat black He's a big morbidly obese fat black guy. Yeah. And he got caught on one of these pedophiles things. By this it's the same guy that caught him as the guy I'm talking about. Cross episode. But he got nailed because he's got plenty of videos dropping hard and bombs like I mean, with, like, aggressively. And also, by the way, in his things in his catches, he does Dateline, when he gets them there, he makes a lot of jokes, he goes, what's your name? I'm gonna go back. Steve, he goes, yeah. He goes, I'm gonna call you I'm gonna call you Stephanie because you're gay, dude. It's, like, really, it's so fucking fun. But the way he looks and everything, I want you almost to find the it's a She happens to pet file poachers, but I was like, you should have Shane hunt him down and him. No shit. You should send Shane after him, but it's big get him. It's a big boy. When you see him, what made me laugh as Justin Silver came in the room while I was watching, he goes, oh, I guess, Patrick's a pedophile hunter from the stand. Patrick Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It really does look like them. But he tries to crack jokes the whole time, and then he makes them laugh because they're nervous. And then he gets mad at them for laughing. Have you Have you Do they laugh like a are you laughing your boss's jokes? Or do they laugh like They actually find it funny. No. It's alright. They drag them out. Soder long -- Yeah. -- these things. These questions are just reading over and over again the chat logs and everything. They keep in their song. That it starts becoming, I think, just surreal for the guys happening, you're like, well, there's nothing it's one of those like you know what I mean? Like, when you're like in a in a three hour traffic jam, when you have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes. Yeah. You know you're like, well, it's almost a freeing nature of, like, you know, like, I don't know. It is what it is now. So he just, like, predator poachers. Yeah. Do any of these guys just walk away? Not on camera because they wouldn't air that one. Yeah. Because that's what I mean. You just walked Dateline, fuck you. No. The the Fuck you. I got a it. I got an 11 year old to meet at I got an eleven year old to meet at eleven fifteen. I was stalking him, but the Indian out. The inner drama, the Indian guy that we know and the inner drama, the Indian guy that we know and love, the Indian guy used to be with these guys. He's now on his own. There's a fracture. Yo. My guy. By the way, they have merch that says my guy. I'm not I've looked into this, dude, this is crazy. You gotta by that. I want it so bad because he also has one guy. The big Patrick looking guy, the big boy guy calls getting the cops fried pickles. I swear the first two videos I saw that I go. This fat shit is that he celebrates, like, towards the end of the videos, he says, get get order the fried pickles. Order the fried pickles. I'm always like, alright guy. And by the third one, I was like, it's the the cop show up shortly after. He says order the fried pickles. Oh God. That's he makes them not run He makes them not run. It makes them not runny. Yeah. He goes, hey, can I get the fried pickles? One of the pedophiles is gonna be like, dude, you should surely watch what you're You're kind of a big guy. You I don't know if that's healthy. Listen, I don't I don't know. You're gonna take any advice from me. I'm trying to fuck a four and a half year old, but I didn't eat those fried pickles. Yeah. Here's the fried pickles, not no. dude. He don't makes fun of the other he don't makes fun of the other fat peep dude, he is because you wanna care about you. Too old for Right? Fuck you. He's so old. That's why we Goonie have Shane go after him. Oh, yeah. And then Shane hit him just team up and destroy all of us. It's like he also does things like he lures you. He goes, and, yeah, like, you've sent, like he goes, you master bands of pictures that underage women have sent you before. That's not illegal. Right? That's true. Like, it's, like, you've never done it. And he goes, yeah. He goes, that actually is illegal. So he just keeps moving on just like these weird traps. So he's trying to have like Ryan Reynolds energy while he's busting these pedophiles. He's trying to be like that snappy, witty dialogue kinda thing? Do you go, where'd you meet where'd you meet the first underage girl you ever talked to? TikTok. He goes, he had TikTok. Time's ticking out on you, buddy. It's like he just tries to lay all those out there. My god. He's like a bad James Bond. It's like my dentists. He just works in a fucking pedophile pond. He goes, oh, I bet. New vial. You know that. You just keep that always going back to Soder bodies. We'll get out of here. Two maybe some chicken tenders? Well, I'm gonna watch that one at some point. Rapp star, Fred, goes crazy on me. It's gonna be a good one. Buddy, these kill time in a hotel? Like, you wouldn't believe. How many would you say combined time wise? How much time have you think you've watched to this guy? Over three hours? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But here's the thing. It's like when I come back to the room at night and if there's nothing that I'm pressing, I wanna watch instead of, like, reruns of cartoons, I just and I play, like, solitaire on my phone till I pencil out and get that. Because the background, I just look up when it's, like, when they someone says something like really crazy. Look up. Like, what? I I was at Goonies in Temonium this past weekend and was driving drove down, brought my police station because it's like fuck it. I was playing ghost of Sashima. I was like, I'll bring it with me and I'll play in the hotel room. Got to the hotel room. Two hours to spare before the show and I'm like, fucking great. Let me set up the PlayStation. I set it up. I left my controller in in New York. I left my controller right on a golf ballmer. And I was like, been there. Shit. Walmart, dude. Right? Exactly. There's a target right down the street. Go to Target. Completely sold out of PlayStation. Four controllers, only PS five controllers, which I should just four controllers, only PS five controllers, which I I just don't know PS fives. I know. I should have checked if they're back hurt its compatible. It's what I should have done. That's where I blew it. I should have checked it to see if PS five controllers can work on PS fours. Look at it. Because PS four controllers can work on PS threes. If you use a wire. Yes. So there's, you know, but I don't think so. Well, regardless. I looked up -- Uh-huh. -- found a Best Buy. Go to Best Buy. No problem. Sold out. K? Went to the front and to the point where the lady was like, actually have to go to the front check. And it was a long check and it was long line. So now it's taken longer and longer as I'm going from places and they had a few in the back. Zero. I'm fully sold out in New York. K? Then I go to GameStop. Oh, well, this is a run. Easy home run. Easy home run. To the part where I left my cell phone. You you gotta use one, worst case scenario. Exactly. I left my cell phone still attached to my rental car because I was like, I don't even need my phones. Stupid. Do I get out of here? Lock the car. Walk in GameStop. The guy has immediate shaky hand nervous energy. Long he had, like, long thin hair and, like, appeared. Please don't tell me you're here for a PlayStation four controller. Dude, I walked in and immediately went, hey, man, can I get a PlayStation four controller? He was like, we're sold out. And I just this is exactly how I said it. What, fuck me? Are you serious? What is this fucking twenty fifteen? You guys are sold out and you go sir your language. Wow. And I went, you're kidding. Right? And you went, It's not It's just trying to cover my own end over here. He Dateline of those super you know those nerdy people that don't look like, they're so socially awkward they look up to the sky. Like, I I Yeah. I'm not I don't wanna start. And that's when you're like, oh, okay. The old clinical term was retard. Yeah. He is But now you can't say this, but you also can't jack off a check to make her not feel sick anymore. Well, he's greaming the tard. He was right on there. That guy was like Like, I was grinding the rail. I was going to retard right there. And one push, he was full One push he is full on. He was like, man, and when he and it started to make it just made me laugh. Like, he was, like, sure. And I was, like, no. Cussing. We're talking about Cussing. I should've heard the bad word, and you're making me uncomfortable sick immediately, maybe after I told him the story, he's like, he should've fucking gone full translate in the game. Stop and gone. Stop calling me. That's not my sugar fucking shit over. Stop calling me. Sure. Check my pronouns and fucking carry places four controllers Sure. I don't know. Soder then I came up and just went to the fucking I was like, damn, dude, you can't buy PlayStation four controller and Goonie. And it turns out they stopped sending them out. Playstation wants you to buy PlayStation five, so they stop making They don't exist right now. It's fucking crazy. Also, though, shout out to Matt Brown, who was guest m scene on the first show. Oh, nice. And Matt Dateline, I live five minutes away, and he wouldn't got me a controller brought it back for the late show, and I was like, fucking sick. And then I got and you know what? Alright. Let's talk about that. Your age, by the way, though, that is an unnatural attachment have. And to get that video game, you did a real actually, not get that video game. You did a real Actually, not really. It would target best buy GameStop all down the same street. But as you were doing them, I was like, oh, I was on it. You were on a hunt. Yeah. You know what? I'm trying to play cool. No. No. Honestly, obviously, on my way. Was on my way to go play video games. For me, call him a nerd. I'm a bigger nerd. I'm thirty eight. I don't know. I'm fighting to get a PlayStation four controller. He's a bigger nerd. But he's probably also mentally challenged. I mean, I think we're closer than I wish we were. But tell you what, I don't like I like my mentally challenged people to come at me called, like, impishly, like no. No. I'm like, very, like, sweet. I'm sorry that I like a I like a little parental advisory online. I don't like I don't like bossy. I like a bossy sass. So I like one that's gonna gonna come and they're like, because if you're just gonna keep on doing that, we're good. They shut the plate down here. Dude, come on, like, doing anything. He's supposed to be like, well, go to the GameStop. And I go, hey man. He goes, what? Man, really shit. You want you want a guy? It's like, what's rule number one? Party. Yeah. This guy is so much fun. Peanut butter Falcon. Let's find a new versus PS four controller. Still with the other sister. Right. What? I think there's I think Dan's onto something. This is just anecdotal evidence, but I think there's, like, an entire generation of, like, kids now that they don't have social skills. They just -- Yeah. -- stay in the house all day. Well, that's true. Show not indirect. Yeah. And And They're pale. It's hilarious. Yeah. That the generation of kids not going outside the play anymore has created what looks to be like retarded kids and what's super pale. And they just get their hair cut it home with flowbee's. They all bowl cuts and just, like, they dress odd because they're just wearing comfortable for the couch stuff. You think our muscles are all tough from taking Charlie horses and and, like, light bowling? Do you think we're, like, tougher for like, if you hit them, they mean? Don't you remember, like, young people, like, you know, like, the Pete Davidson and down, like, age people, like, brought, like, wearing, like, sweat pants. Oh my god. Yeah. So, like, a night club. Yeah. If you wore pants if you wore sweat pants, to a comedy club before, like, two thousand and thirteen, two thousand twelve. It didn't mean to act like you're a fucking professional, you know, or you were already lying. Yeah. You're like, it was either one of that. It was where you already, like, you just came from hospital. Yeah. Yeah. You're like either just out. You have a bracelet on your wrist. Or you're a cool black dude. Black dudes got away with sweatpants. And then -- Uh-huh. -- they didn't really though. But it was the younger guys that brought it for white dudes wear sweatpants. Yep. It's great. They definitely don't get out. think the the idea of getting together and and having a catch out that side would never would never compute to them. Oh, man. Just to go stuff like that. We used to we used And we used to call and tunnels, we'd just find tunnel's and crawl into and what to crawl in tunnels. We're just fine tunnels and crawl into them. What? Yeah, dude. Where the hell were their tunnels? Just yeah. Like drain drainage tunnels and shit. Just go fucking crawl through them. Becky is giving fucking metal figures shit. Get's it. Drainage tunnels. Yeah, dude. I was going to was in the suburbs. So there's, like, fucking drainage tunnel tunnels all over the place and shit. Like, for irrigation systems. Dan, I know what you're talking about, man. Yeah. Blackwood gets it. He used to pull up manhole covers and climb down there, see what's going on. He is not saying he you're that sounds like mutant ninja turtle activity. We do that too. Sometimes we We went down in the sewers. Yeah. No. You didn't even There wasn't there was a drain right over by Alicia Park that was big enough that you could crawl down in, and we would crawl down and drop down. And, like, go through the tunnels and shit and see what was going on. Yeah. Hell, yeah. We did that all the time. When I was the when I was a kid. That's crazy. It was fun. That where, like, shit is? Yeah. No. It's the it's the Jabali -- Yes. -- you know, answer for you. Yes. It is. You know, but it was the drain from, like, the series of fan updates. Just respect to get controller. It was where penny wise was basically. Yeah. I thought that was, like Sewid Yeah. Whatever. It's called a You're throwing out some sewage. Whatever. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's fun. Kyle was going You guys didn't like your saying. And you your system your immune system should be able to snort code, but, dude. Dude, you should run-in and be able to shit. I mean, that's crazy. Yeah. But I don't Were you looking for mutant Ninja Turtles down there? No. We were kinda it was I was always like it was the same thing. One kid or wanna do it and then he convinced the other kids and he'd be like, fuck it. And then it was like kinda spooky. It was never like crazy deep down. It was like there was No. That's where the pirate ship is. I wish. You plus he's getting that too early. I wish. No. But we just, like, crawl around most of the time in like, where the drainage pipes were, like, down with, like, the runoffs, and then you, like, crawl out of those and then crawl around Like, in shit, you know, you would, like, you would, like, squat down and walk through, you know, like, hitting the of your hands. Yeah. Don't touch anything down there. I mean, hear what we would. You sound like my mom, dude. It's a shit on the walls. I'm not Presenting a crazy idea and wasn't shit a crazy idea to you. It wasn't shit on the wall. So it was like rain water that was It was, like, rain water that was running I'm not saying, don't go to a There wasn't a human way shorts because you're gonna get sick, but there was never human shit. It was. No. There wasn't a time. No. There I'm and I'm telling you the drainage. I don't know what it was. We never it no one ever came out covered in shit. There Dateline leaves and dirt. I mean probably the bird I mean, believe they were hurt. Shit. don't know. I'm not I'm not fucking crazy for this. I think y'all are fucking torques. Goonie guys went out and were like, That's I don't think you're crazy. I don't think you're crazy. I'm just saying I don't know if I'm I'm doing for not wanting to crawl around the suit. Listen. I don't think you're dark. I think but I don't I was a dumb little kid. I was having I was having fun. That's what, like, you know, that's what you did in the suburbs. We just found, guess you just own it. Crawl around and shit, dude, crawl around and call around a shit dude. Crawl around Yeah. Shit. Yeah. Shit crawler a shit. Call her dude. The same thing. Do we had a good we had a fun little group. We'd ride the bikes all around. And then you, like, find places. You guys wanna ride bikes over to the sewer? Yes. I didn't go where we belong. That's where we started smoking cigarettes. In the it was it's it's like It was a tunnel. There's a drain. It was a tunnel. It was just a tunnel that was by our bus stop that you could crawl through that was like where this rock quarry was that was the runoff from the rain. Soder was no shitting it and you crawl all the way through and then you run to this like great and you're it was fifth fun. You guys should have knocked on the school and went to see that dead body. I I would have done that. I would have done that so much. Like, there wasn't walk there Dateline, an inch deep stream in the middle. Soder you had to do is keep your feet up on the Soder, and then you could, like, run Still like this? Yeah. Kinda like that. I'm a gooney. Yeah. We just go through stuff like that. Goonie been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM.