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And now, the bonfire

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with Big j Okerson and Dan Soder.

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yeah. Bonfire, factory

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talk SiriusXM. This rules, dude.

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103 Yeah. Steve

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O and a dog immediately lift in spirits

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in the studio. Yeah. That's weird. Sorry

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for being late, guys. Oh. No, please.

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I told my girl I was like, you know,

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She

0:26

says she would get the sushi to go since they're

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taking so long to make it. I said, no.

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The bonfire is a shit show. I You're

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not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah. It's good

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sushi at least. Was it awesome? It was pretty good.

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Yeah. It was this place called Uhama. Also,

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you don't wanna fuck with people that are making

0:42

raw fish for you. Right. You don't wanna be like,

0:44

hey, faster. And they're like, oh,

0:46

yeah. You wanna see something? You wanna poop you wanna

0:48

poop piss? Yep. They might give you that.

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eel sauce. Everybody.

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It's Steve Owen studio with us right now.

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He's got a new book, a hard kick in the nuts.

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what I've learned from a lifetime of terrible decisions

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out right now, also out in the

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bucket list tour with dates coming up in Chicago,

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Austin and Vegas, just stevo

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dot com for tickets and all tour dates.

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So, dude, what's up with the fucking

1:10

that list that took

1:12

so long. You know how long how much

1:15

of my day I had to invest

1:17

in waiting to see

1:18

if I was on the list of

1:20

comics at the Scankfest. You

1:22

fucking lost the most. I'm

1:25

like, dude, why is my fucking

1:27

name have to be so far down the house? bet.

1:30

Yeah. That list was long. It's

1:32

a long, long list. Oh, thank you. Well, it's

1:34

Christine. She despaired every she is.

1:36

She's the one putting it together. with

1:39

Rebecca Trent. It's like Lewis Jay Gomez is

1:41

kind of brainchild, and then those two

1:43

bring it to life every year. It's gonna be, yeah,

1:45

com. It's gonna be a fun thing, man. I do. I'm thrilled

1:47

to be a part of it. Do you guys officially

1:50

promote Skink fest as,

1:52

like, the gathering of the

1:54

juggalos for COVID. Basically.

1:57

They know they know there's gonna be lot

1:59

of tricep acme. It's

2:02

gonna be a lot of dudes and black shirts.

2:04

Help me understand tricep acne.

2:06

It's like, you know, when you see guys like, a little acne

2:09

on the back of the arm. He's got it's like an

2:11

indicator, like, he's got, like, a mom arm. It's a

2:13

little rosacea. Yeah. No. No. Rosacea.

2:15

Well, practically, he you just know that the dude can

2:17

slam him out and do fast and probably

2:19

listens to podcasts. You know? I love

2:21

it. Yeah. I love it. That's what I know when

2:23

you can give a lot of pink bellies that day. A

2:26

lot of fat paces with their stomach out, you can

2:28

give it a body gloves.

2:31

I had the the pleasure

2:33

and the honor of hosting

2:36

the actual gathering of the juggalos. Oh,

2:38

yeah. Oh, you hosted the whole thing. I

2:40

performed at it a couple times. Nice. I

2:43

hosted one day of

2:45

it. The main stage, I basically

2:47

introduced each musical act

2:50

-- Yeah. -- and did, like, some silly

2:52

trick or stunt -- Yeah. -- in between a

2:54

jacked. That's all. As soon as I get out

2:56

on stage, all

2:57

I hear in the crowd is show us your

2:59

your butthole. And I'm thinking

3:01

of myself that's odd, you know? Like, I wonder

3:03

why they're screaming that. That wasn't even the next

3:05

band? No.

3:07

Then I get off, you know, introduced

3:09

the band I get off and talking to the

3:12

the guy shaggy two dope. And

3:14

I'm like, man, like, they're all screaming show

3:16

us your butt hole. He's like, oh, yeah. No. They mean it. They

3:18

really, really wanna see it. That's like what they're about.

3:21

So I'm like, who am I?

3:23

way. When in

3:25

Rome And what do you want? Yeah. If it's if

3:27

it's a custom, you have When in little bit. When

3:29

in rural Ohio -- Yeah. -- there. Right.

3:31

So I go out there and I spread my ass

3:33

cheeks so wide that

3:36

it hurt. And and I thought nothing

3:38

of it. Yeah. And then I and and

3:40

I came off the stage, I told Shaggy, I was like, man,

3:42

I spread those, but I spread my butt cheeks as

3:44

wide as I possibly could. And the next day he says,

3:47

man, you weren't kidding. Sent me this photo that

3:49

somebody took from the crowd. It's like,

3:52

maybe it was the the concert lighting.

3:54

Yeah. That's my only excuse. You think

3:56

maybe might be a shadow maybe. Dude,

3:59

I sent this photo to

3:59

my girl and she's like, good god. You

4:02

could fit the whole fucking microphone

4:04

in there. You got a gaper? It's a

4:06

deer. It's a gnarly gaper deer.

4:09

He did it. I wanted to call I wanted to call you though

4:11

on, like, the opening of the reef, though. You know what I mean?

4:13

It's normally private. You

4:15

know, the part where they try to get the drugs out

4:17

in prison. Yeah. They go do the call. They might have

4:19

caught you right there. Dude, I'm gonna

4:21

I'm gonna One of them watches, like, you can get a

4:23

whole Fego can in there.

4:25

Dude, we

4:26

talked to this about Skanks last night, but there's

4:28

apparently, like, A very common

4:30

thing is losing butt plugs up assholes because

4:32

some people have very -- Oh, dear. -- very

4:34

accepting assholes. Most of it is suck it in

4:37

and then it's gone. I put a surprise for you before.

4:39

I did feel like a toy a wet m. Like

4:41

a little spaghetti noodle. Dude.

4:44

Oh.

4:46

Who wore it better That's

4:50

commitment to fraud. Jesus. You

4:52

know what it is? It's a deep asshole. And

4:54

the asshole's very inset.

4:58

Oh, sweet and warm. Two

5:00

studies. There's a lot of fun almost where the

5:02

whole. I see what you think they're with a lighting,

5:05

but because you spread

5:07

it to the paint to the point of paint, I

5:09

think that's all asshole. I

5:12

didn't know. No. I tell you. It's the

5:14

it's the you know, the Death Star

5:16

has the part that -- Yes. -- it's little little

5:18

complicated. Yeah. It's a little sunken That's

5:20

the sunken in part of his death star.

5:22

Yeah. And that's catching a lot of shadow

5:25

from that angle. That was a an open

5:27

jawed photo taken there. That

5:30

was was an unfortunate moment. Oh,

5:32

you're talking out for the juggalos. Yeah.

5:34

Yeah. Actually, you're right. I mean, it's it's it's

5:37

a it's a glory hole. Yeah.

5:39

I've never seen seen anything no go

5:42

there. They threw shit at tequila toquila.

5:44

Nice. At the gathering the jugglers the one year.

5:47

And then I think wasn't met the man, like, right after her, and

5:49

he was, like, that shit's over. And they were, like, okay.

5:51

Okay. So we still like we had fun. Yeah.

5:53

You know the Vanilla I has

5:56

performed at, like, every

5:58

single gathering of the drugstores

5:59

except for maybe one or

6:02

two for the last twenty years. He's

6:04

the house band. He's

6:06

the legit. But now I just take

6:08

it away. Yeah. I did. J. Paul from

6:11

three six mafia has the juggalo

6:13

hatchet man tattoo on his fucking

6:15

neck. Oh, they have so much love

6:17

there, those guys. I'll tell you when you go it's what

6:19

It's why I think you are gonna enjoy skiing

6:21

this. You are gonna see it for comedy in that way.

6:24

They are so stoked

6:26

to meet everybody. watch their good comedy

6:28

or they're not talking during the show. They're they're

6:31

they're they're very good fans. And I ask that

6:33

we have the same concert lighting as

6:35

the Yes. Yes. You were gonna get that bubble.

6:38

crowd would also would well, actually,

6:40

you do very well show this crowd your ass assholes.

6:42

But, honestly, I think they want you to up it since

6:44

they know about the assholes. So, probably, maybe

6:46

toss the balls back. Give them little fruit bowl.

6:48

Right. Okay. Are you doing a are

6:51

you doing a comedy jam? doing one

6:53

of the songs? Is comedy

6:55

jam gonna be a thing? All three nights. Yeah.

6:57

I did that when I was in lives,

7:01

that just for laughs, the Mexican, like

7:04

Oh, well, yeah. Cancun. Cancun,

7:07

just for laughs. And yeah.

7:10

I it it wasn't that great of

7:12

an experience. Number one, because I've I

7:14

don't have I suck at it. Dan doesn't like

7:16

it ever refused to do it. I don't I don't have a

7:18

good singing voice. And I got, like,

7:20

listen or can you tell a story, and

7:22

then you

7:23

sing a song. Something like I tell

7:25

a story. And they got, like, mad.

7:27

Every day, everyone said, my baby

7:30

my girl says that how long would did

7:32

I tell my story for? I'm,

7:33

like, five minutes. felt like twenty.

7:36

That's not what you wanna hear. It felt like

7:38

it felt like a

7:41

long story to get this song. I was like, well,

7:43

then fuck that, you know. They're like, I

7:45

thought that everybody liked my story, but --

7:47

Yeah. -- you know, like, that I'm getting I'm

7:49

catching grief about it. Alright. Well,

7:51

fuck it. You know? Like, I don't like singing and

7:53

and I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah. If

7:55

if you don't like singing, it's gotta be a lot of things

7:57

work out to make it go good, Dan. I failed

8:00

twice and I can't do it. two times, and

8:02

then I just be panicked both times, stomach

8:04

singing. I don't I feel stupid. I don't have

8:06

the confidence to sing with any confidence.

8:09

That makes sense. I don't have any I just it's

8:11

fucking sucked. And I was like, I'm dying too. You have

8:13

to go live it for a minute. Jay loves it. I walked

8:15

backstage. I was like, this fuck it sucks, and I'm

8:17

dying. me, I'm speaking Brian Adams. No

8:19

power kicks. Speaking of buttholes.

8:22

Sir, are you? Are you familiar with

8:24

the guy who

8:28

Tom Segura really drew

8:30

a lot of attention to. This guy is

8:33

able to shove his

8:35

own balls, both of them completely

8:37

up his asshole and then

8:40

straightened him out. Yeah. He hit his own

8:42

balls. He should not he should have his own balls

8:44

and what He's slow mo. Right? Yeah. What's so incredible

8:46

about it is, like, he's got this video and he's,

8:48

like, behind the door. You know, you're

8:50

just looking at an empty doorway and then he

8:52

pops in and you're looking at his asshole and then

8:55

but I'm sure enough, out come both of

8:57

his balls out of his asshole. And they

8:59

drop in the stadium. is Pierce

9:01

Paris. Okay. he's an

9:03

adult film star. Yeah. He lives in

9:06

Vegas. Okay. He's gonna

9:08

be there. He's

9:09

got this plan. He says he's finally

9:12

figured out how to do the

9:15

anal plug

9:18

cartoon.

9:19

Like, pull a car with his ass. Like,

9:21

strongmanship. Yeah. Like, we're gonna It's

9:23

gonna be you know, and and I'm like,

9:25

I don't know if you've seen my butthole. Yeah.

9:29

That's gonna be one big plug. Right.

9:32

But We're gonna need a bigger plug plug.

9:36

Right. But

9:38

I I have every intention of of

9:40

getting together with Pierce Paris. I was

9:42

like, dude, I'm gonna be in Vegas for three days,

9:44

because not only do I have skank

9:47

fest, two days of it on my calendar

9:49

-- Yeah. -- the following day, Sunday, I

9:52

have my own showing I guess. Oh, hell

9:54

yeah. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Yeah.

9:56

And he wants to meet up and be like, I'm gonna

9:58

show you this butt plug card. Yeah. Have

10:00

you ever been more jealous of an ability?

10:03

I tried so. I was gonna say it seems like you

10:05

should be the guy who farts his balls

10:07

out of his ass. First thing I did when

10:10

saw that video was try. Breakfast

10:12

is so hard. It's so hard. Once

10:14

I saw it, I knew I had to do it now. Yeah. I

10:16

mean, dared light. Tell you what? On a on

10:18

a nice hotel room -- Yeah. --

10:20

when I'm pants less jerking off -- Sure.

10:23

legs weigh a kimbo --

10:25

Yeah. having a nice warm

10:27

day so the balls are dragon and

10:29

I feel them at my age now bouncing

10:31

on my asshole. I've never tried

10:34

it. wondered if I could do it or pop

10:36

up. I've thought about yeah. I'm like, I don't know if it would

10:38

hurt too much to get it into. I

10:40

have a tight I'm a bit of a little

10:42

tight girl down there. So Yeah.

10:44

that. I don't know if my balls would be able to break

10:46

through without hurting. It's

10:48

not gonna feel good. That's I mean, that's holding

10:51

the car though. Doesn't it just pull

10:53

the plug. That's alright. That's what I would think. So

10:55

he's just got such a strong -- Yeah. -- slowdown.

10:57

Initially, he was, like,

11:00

the suggesting that we could help ourselves out.

11:02

And I was like, nah, dude, integrity, bro.

11:04

Yeah. No. That's that's what I wanna hear.

11:06

No fake in the phone. do. He didn't call in a

11:08

car Oh, he said was heated a little bit, he was saying.

11:10

Yeah. Well, he goes to all this little movie, man. I

11:12

I think I mean, I don't wanna throw him

11:14

under the the car that we're gonna

11:16

talk. But

11:19

but but yeah. I think that that was the

11:21

impression I got. I

11:24

have this other idea. And

11:26

and my my lady sitting right here

11:28

only heard about it today for the first time.

11:31

We haven't had a chance to discuss it because

11:33

luck's ever shot down an idea

11:35

because I got a chance to watch Yeah.

11:37

My bucket list show a function for

11:40

Which I came back the next day. Yeah. So everybody,

11:42

I was like, well, I really love I got to

11:44

watch, like, your whole genesis of standup.

11:46

Yeah. You did. You know, from the beginning, so to

11:48

see what's I love the idea of, like, tell

11:50

them the story, you tell them so funny. And,

11:52

like, in such a great compelling

11:55

way that you well, can I see that?

11:57

Like, Right now, I'm gonna show it to you.

11:59

Thank you. It's such a good show, but it was a bit said it was

12:01

very much like I I thought it was cool, a love letter

12:03

to your girl. That's right. Which

12:05

is very cool. So does there any I wonder if there's

12:07

anything that she's absolutely been, like,

12:10

you just She didn't think about that. The

12:12

the sky jacking was a

12:14

a real point of contention. and and

12:16

it it was How long did

12:18

the negotiations last? I mean,

12:20

it wasn't it

12:22

it it it was basically

12:25

non negotiable. And that's why it was such a

12:27

problem. Yeah. It had to happen. You're like,

12:29

listen. Like like, I just have to have to I gotta

12:31

jump out of a plain jacket. Yeah. I gotta

12:34

jack off and blow and load as I fall

12:36

out of an airplane. Did she give you

12:38

the Rocky too? Or she's like,

12:40

I want you to come here. Whoa.

12:42

You're waiting for. Hey. If

12:44

you don't if you don't want me jacking off

12:47

when I jump out of here, I won't do

12:49

it with I want you to do one thing for me.

12:51

Come hard. Come

12:54

fast. We got the boy ready. What

12:56

are we waiting for? Yeah. The

12:58

thirty thousand, did you do it did

13:01

you work it out before you did it? And then

13:03

Yeah. We did. There were stages of this. And

13:05

and what was difficult was that in

13:07

the beginning of that relationship, Lux

13:11

spoke up about being

13:14

unhappy with the frequency that

13:17

I get button naked and show my penis

13:19

to the whole white world -- Okay. -- on camera.

13:21

Okay. And at that time, we're

13:24

she first surfaced that.

13:25

My defense was, baby. It's not like

13:27

have a boner. That's

13:30

funny. But then q That's like you haven't have

13:32

done and being like, I'm not playing anymore. That's

13:35

just showing you guys that have it. Right.

13:37

And so

13:39

so q two about a year later,

13:42

and now I'm without

13:43

that defense because I'm gonna have a

13:45

boner. By the way, the clouds are about to see this

13:47

boner. Yeah. I'm gonna have a boner. I'm gonna be blowing

13:49

a load all over of the place, and and

13:51

it it was really tough. Plus,

13:54

Lux was it

13:56

was just kind of a moving target. Some

13:58

days, like, it really upset

14:01

her, like, a lot. Yeah. And

14:03

and I felt terrible. And then other days,

14:05

like, she would be kinda, like, the weather

14:07

change. Yeah. You know Was there, like,

14:09

a countdown, like, to the day that you're There

14:12

was. And and what made it even worse,

14:14

was that it was important to me to try to blow

14:16

the biggest load ever. So

14:18

I You're also denying her sex, trying to back

14:20

back out. I absolutely You're not

14:22

fucking celery juice and

14:24

denying her sex. because I had to build

14:26

up for four days. And and she's

14:28

like, what? First off, I don't like the

14:30

idea now. I don't like Women weaken

14:33

loads. Yeah.

14:37

But in any case now,

14:40

which one and and maybe it shows

14:43

progress in our relationship. I don't

14:45

know. But an idea came up today, which

14:47

I think is I've had the idea for

14:50

fucking I haven't not liked

14:52

an idea. You've never come to life. I'd say

14:54

everything you do. You I'm also trying to

14:56

be empathetic to the people that are around

14:58

Steve O. Yeah. And when he comes over that idea, you go.

15:01

Yeah. Okay. I can so I've gotta be part

15:03

of you that's like, what is it? Follow me through this

15:05

one. Okay. The

15:07

get a a basic this is a

15:09

can of spray paint. I think white's the color.

15:12

You spray paint a big circle

15:14

on the ground like, it's a Sumo

15:18

Sumo wrestling. Okay? Got it.

15:20

Okay. Now you've like,

15:23

you've got those one of those double

15:25

ended dildos. There's a penis

15:28

on either end. For sure. The the ass

15:30

to ass from Brooklyn for a dream. Right. the

15:32

the two

15:34

contestants.

15:36

They start with, like, with

15:38

their backs to each other. Each

15:40

contestant in certs one end

15:43

of the double ended Dildo. Okay. And

15:45

then they try to crash each

15:47

other. They try to crash the other man

15:49

out of the circle. to get him to walk

15:51

forward out of the circle. Right. It's double

15:53

You're trying to, like trying to ask.

15:55

You're trying to ask him out. Now it's

15:57

it's double ended Dildo

16:01

but Sumo. So you both

16:03

have the Dildo up your ass and you have

16:05

to

16:05

push the the the other guy

16:07

out. There's

16:09

gotta be There only there could only

16:11

be one true Yoko Zoo. If I may,

16:13

I like to think in these kind of things. I

16:15

think you need some sort of a contraption

16:18

that's gonna have this butt plug also attached

16:20

just like a strap around your

16:22

front or you're gonna that Dildo's gonna fall out if

16:24

you're just trusting guys to keep their asses together that

16:26

much, or that's gonna have to be

16:28

one long double dildo. I

16:30

was thinking it would have to be kind of a shorter

16:32

double dilt. Yeah. More like in

16:34

it. But the first but the fur like You

16:36

want you want your butt cheeks to touch

16:38

before the

16:40

delta just your guts. For

16:42

sure. But

16:43

any movement if

16:46

it's too short, any movement away from

16:48

each other, it's gonna happen. It's gonna fall out three

16:50

thousand times. You gotta keep -- Right. -- the ass

16:52

is almost smashed together. Since Holding

16:55

it in, it was gonna be the Yeah. It's like a

16:57

strap on Dildo except the delta's

16:59

behind you -- Yeah. -- strapped up The internal

17:01

movement's still gonna feel super awkward and gay.

17:04

For sure, it's gonna be moving like when a girl

17:06

rides a short dick. Been there. And

17:09

do you know what I mean? So it's, like even though it's,

17:11

like, they're kinda locked together, when

17:13

the double jumpers up their ass, they're still

17:15

gonna feel like they're kinda in and out of it.

17:17

Okay. Well, I think that

17:19

I think whether we've arrived at the conclusion

17:22

that this is a go. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

17:24

Okay. think you checked off all the major boxes.

17:26

Now now next question, should

17:29

I not be so selfish with this idea?

17:31

And should we have a Sumo

17:34

wrestling ring, set up at skank

17:36

fest, and just do the full brackets.

17:38

The Yes. Full

17:41

wrap full brackets. And Who might do this?

17:43

I think and you can get eight men.

17:46

You can get at least eight men. Yeah.

17:48

To

17:48

the worst case scenario, you get four.

17:50

You get four guys. Worst case scenario. I

17:52

did. This is scare fast you're talking

17:55

about. I think that we can get in Almost

17:57

yearly, Zacatego has rat trapped his own

17:59

dick. think this feels So This feels

18:01

more like, the color of money. Competition.

18:04

I think I think you come in. I

18:06

think you're gonna have to come in dress like Don King.

18:09

And then we're gonna have to get these eight fighters

18:12

down to one city. Fuck

18:14

eight. It's gonna be way more

18:16

than eight. Maybe sixteen

18:19

or thirty two. Why don't I watch this? For sixty

18:21

four. This is my this is my prediction.

18:24

I think you could have a a

18:26

fucking

18:27

charge a certain amount of money

18:29

in order to enter. Oh, like an

18:31

entrance fee? I think an entrance, I think

18:33

it'd be a handsome entrance. And then

18:35

we give a nice a nice prize at the end for

18:37

the entrance. the delta. But the oh,

18:40

yeah. And that's gonna be that's gonna go for

18:42

thirty five bucks. think

18:44

about how many we're gonna have to get at least

18:46

four double sided dough doughs to

18:48

keep multiple rings working in the beginning of

18:50

the year. More than four because

18:54

like,

18:56

each match has to be its own. Yeah.

18:58

This you recall the All Valley tournament

19:00

where we had about eight going around. That's what I

19:02

mean. wants a dirt down. Russ are gonna

19:04

need a lot of disinfectant post

19:07

match tobacco cleaning. I think that that's

19:09

that's what's gang fast is about. Yeah.

19:11

I mean, I haven't even been there yet. It's not

19:13

not about that. Christine, what about your double

19:15

delta the double sided delta kumate?

19:17

And then we already

19:18

have a ring rented per one

19:20

event. So, like, the logistics are

19:23

kind of in place already.

19:23

Yeah. It just meant the contestants. Yeah.

19:26

You were having Ellis Manias happening there also.

19:28

But but but the that's the wrong kind

19:30

of ring. He needs a circle. He needs something

19:32

to be pushed down the ground. I mean, this

19:35

is possible. This is a cool Very

19:37

very double. In fact,

19:39

the set for my special out there --

19:41

Daniel, one of those is gonna double build videos.

19:44

-- I think you just call it butts,

19:46

you know, it's It's quick. It's catchy.

19:48

You're right. I like your blood tumor.

19:50

Yeah. I think you're right. think you'll have think more

19:52

people will sign up for that. And and Jason

19:54

Ellis Ellis, many people do show up for that.

19:56

Right. To to fight like people out of the blue, just

19:59

come and these girls do it. I'm always blown away, but

20:01

it's amazing. And so I think you just will have more.

20:03

It's gonna be big, your brainchild, letting

20:05

people understand that this from the brain of stevo?

20:08

Right. Very big. I

20:10

think that that presumably, Skankfest

20:13

has a website -- Mhmm. -- that there

20:15

could be a sign up page. I'm

20:17

sure. Christine? Yeah. I'm sure they could do.

20:20

I mean, what are we gonna charge people to enter this

20:23

legendary competition? Well, you gotta think of price

20:25

to build those. First Jake. Yeah. We're Georgia.

20:27

Yeah. It's like spring break, but,

20:29

like, everybody wanted to get kicked in the nuts. Like,

20:32

I swear almost open to not kicking booth

20:34

and and charged. Just

20:36

because

20:36

they wanted to try. So I just wanted you to kick him

20:38

in the ball. I did. I I could have a not kicking

20:40

booth there, and I where would just

20:42

be raking in -- Oh my god. -- money --

20:44

Mhmm. -- all day long people. Yes, you would. People wanna

20:47

get kicked in the nuts by me so bad. is

20:49

absolutely funny. This is a cool legacy.

20:52

You're wasting all this time being funny on stage.

20:54

That's funny. But who's still capable

20:56

of the boss sitting there and the in the lab

20:58

writing jokes. That's been a time with

21:00

your lady, babe. need to get a new hour together.

21:02

She goes, just go kick people in the nuts.

21:04

She's fine. And let's get out of here.

21:07

Yep. Never skip

21:09

another leg day again. mean,

21:12

that'd be a fun part of it. Yeah.

21:14

I wouldn't enter it, but I'd love to I'd love

21:16

to reference. Yeah. I wanna

21:18

be guy goes, fight. all

21:21

of you got a hands of trophy with an old seventy

21:23

suit. I like when you when you say that

21:25

would be a great tournament. I mean, that's,

21:28

like, saying -- Really? -- try to do it. What's

21:29

the tap out on this again, how

21:31

the winner. There are no taps. What's what's fucked

21:33

out of the circle? You get asked to asked

21:35

out of a pseudo circle. to do

21:38

my wrestling. No. For producer, Christine,

21:40

you lack vision. I'm I'm trying to

21:42

picture It's different from most of them. because they've

21:44

predicted It's likely to be some kind

21:46

of compliciencies who actually just wanna

21:48

be out of the circle. It's very possible. They

21:50

just wanna get fucked in the butt because

21:53

you can turn around online. Christine

21:56

asked to ask all fours. Uh-huh.

21:58

Standing. Standing. Standing.

21:59

I saw standing. Yep.

22:01

And they're together

22:04

by a double sided Dildo. Mhmm.

22:06

Yeah. Each fully hosting their

22:08

end of the Dildo We gotta put some sort

22:10

of, like, rope around them as a thing so they

22:12

don't -- Strap on. -- open up too much.

22:15

Like, we have to make sure their bodies are together.

22:17

So they don't. drop. Yeah. And

22:19

then they have to try to ass

22:21

the other one out of the circle. It's a crashing

22:24

bunch together and you both have the double up

22:26

and did delta. So we tried to smash in.

22:28

knock out like a so as you

22:30

push the guy out, you're effectively

22:34

really getting fucked. Yeah. like

22:36

an abacus, but with asses on a double

22:38

sided though, as to those little things on

22:40

the thing. Put a sign up. We can put

22:42

a sign up. Yeah. you gotta have the You gotta

22:44

always put a sign up. Like, I'm using

22:46

your name, though. It's gonna be, like, Vivo present.

22:48

Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Okay. And and which absolutely

22:51

really have to have people

22:53

sign up officially so they can sign the waiver.

22:55

Truly great. Yeah. There's gonna be a big waiver.

22:58

Yeah. And and and and and we

23:00

can't let people do this for free. You know,

23:02

it's funny when they say when they say

23:04

they went out of the car. You go, Steve, I wanna go

23:06

against you and guys to show your battle scar.

23:08

You're super what as he goes, I'm already

23:11

a champion. So

23:14

You need to just give these out? Oh

23:18

my god. You don't get them. You

23:21

need to just give these out, buddy. I've done my time.

23:24

Good god. Look at that. I'm bringing you guys the

23:26

roadshow. That

23:29

compete in South Korea in one of these cities.

23:31

I learned this in Bangkok when

23:34

the sport was invented. I

23:37

won in Jamaica. go

23:39

around you. Did that yeah.

23:41

This is get ready.

23:43

Yeah. It's it's a big deal, man. It

23:45

is a big deal. You I'm surprised he's

23:48

gonna do it. it's gonna be so many

23:50

fat men. It was just gonna be

23:52

the funniest. We gotta

23:53

buy lube.

23:55

Nah. How about

23:57

this? If you have a ticket to

23:59

Skankface. You know you're gonna be

24:02

there and you're interested in signing up

24:04

for Buttesumo. Shoot us a tweet

24:06

with all of us hashtag, but

24:09

Tsumo. Hashtag, but

24:11

Tsumo. If you want it and and

24:13

don't waste our time. You just guys We're only looking

24:15

for real real challenge. Guys, only of

24:17

there should be a women's division. I don't think

24:19

women are gonna tell the devil though. don't know

24:21

if Vegas you know what? You're gonna see a van pull

24:23

up in just a bunch of pros that are rigged.

24:25

That's not fun. It's not funny for women.

24:27

It's not. It's funny if guys are doing good.

24:30

Really snuck and funny if guys do it. 000

24:34

What you guys do is when we have there and you have to

24:36

go -- Oh. -- when the girl's doing the guys have to go, it's

24:38

hilarious. Right? God, look at it so funny.

24:40

It's crazy. God, man. I gotta go to the

24:42

bathroom. k. I'm gonna go over this way and and get a better

24:44

view from this angle. So that's dude, it's funnier

24:46

over here. Oh, man. Just dude, you

24:48

can see your pussy. It's funnier over this side.

24:50

Just some guy being like, I've been waiting to do

24:54

finally, I'm gonna get my shotgun. Oh, yeah. Someone

24:56

goes into a dojungos, sensei.

24:59

Our time is now What's happening? -- Steve

25:01

O'S sent out letters those sealed

25:03

in wax. Different karate

25:05

masters are opening it. Different power

25:08

different power bottoms across the country.

25:10

Yeah. I Yeah. It's like moral combat.

25:12

They all show up all the people who are ready to take

25:14

a deal to up the s show up in one place. All these

25:17

all these historic power bottoms. What

25:19

do you mean? They're gonna be a double sided although. Yeah.

25:22

If a loser has to have the

25:24

one half up his ass and the other half

25:26

of it hanging out while he takes the Fremont

25:28

Street zipline. Worth

25:31

it just wagging a tail. Loser

25:36

takes the zipline with a double sided deal,

25:38

though, hanging out of his but you couldn't be more

25:40

correct about the strap on component too.

25:42

That's important. Yeah. The harness. Yeah.

25:44

And they gotta be harnessed together for

25:46

sure. earl's not, you're just gonna get all slippage. Yeah. I

25:48

wonder, I mean, does the the

25:51

delta just needs to be harnessed on

25:53

to the dudes and the dudes need to be

25:55

harnessed together as well. Yeah.

25:57

I think you go strap under to the

25:59

to the Dildo and It's kinda like a yeah.

26:02

One of those Luvs swings sit durations.

26:04

I was thinking almost as simply logistics

26:07

here we're talking. The deal goes up

26:09

the butt and then some kinda just like

26:13

I mean, you know, like, you can almost make rope or just

26:15

some just something to like,

26:17

almost, like, ace bandage. They're like Right.

26:19

their pelvises together. Yeah. And

26:22

then they just go. Now first

26:24

sign of blood, do we call you

26:26

guys call it I

26:28

mean, you should be able to Tap

26:30

you should tap out. Tap out. You're old. Yeah.

26:33

I'm out. If I if, like, Matteo

26:35

Lane or gay comment come in, look at the color of the blood

26:37

and go. That's natural wear and tear. Yeah.

26:40

That's fine. No need for need

26:42

for a doctor. They took natural wear and tear.

26:44

They touched the ground and rub it and tears.

26:46

There you go. That's okay. But it's

26:48

it's maybe you have a corner man who who's

26:50

there's the white towel. You got

26:52

a cut person. Let me get

26:54

a feel that thing. Let me look at your asshole.

26:57

Just strap back in. Oh my god. I'm

26:59

feeling three dildos up my ass. It's

27:01

the one in the middle. There's a controversy because one

27:03

of them gets poppers and then selling finalist.

27:07

They go, did you use poppers and

27:09

don't forwards, enhancing drugs? It's

27:11

a probably guess, I was pretty

27:13

loose. just

27:15

humping back. I feel nothing. I've

27:18

never seen a man accept a double sided deal

27:20

though that easily. don't know.

27:22

I've been training hard. Yeah. I can't

27:24

train hard. Leave me alone Thor. You

27:27

know, I mean, like, I know we have five minutes left

27:29

to talk. You wrote a book that's so awesome.

27:31

Did you write it? It's my second book. Did

27:33

you really Yeah. I'm I'm I'm already

27:36

in New York Times best selling author. What

27:38

a nice what a daunting task is

27:40

to start? It's gnarly. It's gnarly. I did

27:42

not write it all all alone. I

27:44

have a a co writer, not a ghost

27:46

writer. His name's right in the cover. His

27:48

name's David Pisoner. He's epic. Does

27:51

he just have We wrote both books together.

27:53

Do you guys just go away to write it? Do you write

27:55

it at home? It's it's

27:57

really an exercise and kinda chipping away

27:59

at like, an insane amount of

28:01

hours of recorded interviews. Yeah.

28:04

Those interviews. The the first book got

28:06

a lot more. I think that first book was, like,

28:08

seventy plus hours. The second book was only,

28:10

like, forty. And that those

28:12

tapes get transcribed, and then

28:15

my man, David Pie narrowed, like, just

28:17

pours through it and creates draft

28:19

chapters, and he sends them to me.

28:22

And then I tweak on the chapters and to

28:24

send back the revisions. Oh. And

28:26

then he and then he goes back and forth

28:28

a couple of times. And It's

28:31

just a gnarly amount of work, and and it's crazy

28:33

how much is involved. Do you do the

28:36

voice for the for the fucking this

28:38

one? Yeah. And that was fucking three

28:40

entire eight hour days

28:42

in a studio. I mean, what was your

28:44

breaking point? Like, day two, you're like, I just It

28:47

it I mean, I never had a breaking point

28:49

on the audiobook, but, like, I

28:51

definitely just

28:53

like, my your brain turns to mind. Yeah. You

28:55

know, I Okay. Let's talk to him about writing a book where

28:57

think be like, I'm not doing this actually. I don't

28:59

wanna do it anymore. Right. Oh, dude. Like,

29:02

I I absolutely used the

29:04

term breaking point when in

29:06

the deadline for delivering the original

29:08

manuscript was creeping up. I

29:10

I literally was like, I am not

29:12

okay. I'm like, I I just dipped

29:14

out, turned everything off and fucking

29:17

went up to coast in the RV

29:19

and Yeah. He has, like, fuck this. Yeah.

29:22

Yeah. because they're, like, it's coming up and you know how

29:24

much it was. Yeah. was intense, man. And

29:26

and it's an intense book. It's it's

29:28

intensely funny. It's intensely personal.

29:31

It's it's it's pretty fucking

29:33

nuts, man. And and I love it. Hell

29:35

yeah, man. It's very exciting. Everybody's

29:37

Steve's book are kicking the nuts.

29:39

What I've learned from a lifetime of terrible

29:41

decisions was a great name. Anytime you can

29:43

get the co one in there. Yeah. You can currently

29:46

see them on the bucket list tour with dates coming

29:48

up Chicago, Austin, and of course, Vegas

29:50

tickets and other tour dates visit stevo dot

29:52

com, and also he's the Dawn King of But

29:54

Tsumo. Oh my god. You can end

29:56

end it. You come and see what's left

29:58

in my Butthole in Las Vegas. Come

30:02

see the surprise. Come see butthole scraps.

30:04

Yeah. Yeah. You got it. a

30:06

saprostivo's butthole. There's no

30:08

going back from that. Yeah. Ted. Do

30:10

we always We always appreciate you coming by,

30:12

dude. There's precious little left of my butthole

30:14

as is. But after Vegas and

30:17

all bets are out. You might have

30:19

the best asshole at Skank fest by the time. This

30:21

is all over. You sign up

30:23

sheets. Steve, we love you, buddy.

30:25

Thank you so much for being here. Thank you, sir.

30:27

I was late. Oh, no. Not at all, man. We'll

30:29

see you at Skank Fest. Fun. Maybe fun.

30:31

Now know butts what's happening. I'm gonna

30:34

clear my schedule. I'm I'm gonna just be

30:36

looking at my Twitter feed all night to see

30:38

how much demand there is for butts there's

30:40

gonna be a lot. I feel it. I will

30:42

catch you guys tomorrow back here in the bonfire.

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