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According to data, the number one New

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Year's resolution for Americans in 2024 is

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to get in shape and lose weight. But despite

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more than 30% of the country

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vowing to make healthy eating a priority, some

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skeptics have said that it is much more

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likely that Americans will just continue to stay

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fat. When asked about how America's vow to

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eat better foods might affect the bottom line

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of the fast food industry, Burger King CEO

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Josh Kobsa is quoted as saying, Oh yeah,

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we're really really shaking in our boots that

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Americans are going to stop being fat. Just

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petrified over here at Burger King that America

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is going to be 330 million skinny f***ing

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legends by February. Someone should call hostess and

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let them know it's time to shut down

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the Twinkie factory too before making a masturbation

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motion with his hand and yelling, Hey Chris,

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this guy thinks Americans aren't going to be

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fat anymore. At this point, the CEO of

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McDonald's Chris Kamsinski chimed in, Oh sorry, I

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couldn't hear you because I was just

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looking at a stat that says the average

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woman in America weighs a buck eighty right

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now. But since every Walmart in America is

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minutes away from looking like a gymnastic studio,

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I guess this is the end of the

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golden arch, eh fellas? Before high-fiving the CEO

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of Arby's and continuing, Hey Tony, you gotta

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get a load of this guy, he thinks

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Americans aren't going to be fat anymore. Referring

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to Tony Anderson, CEO of Tony's American Lard

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Buckets, a weekly subscription service for Buckets of

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Lard. After laughing for a good three minutes,

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the Lard Bucket CEO began throwing money at

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the reporter while saying, I guess I should

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probably stop doing this since I'm out of

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business next month, huh? Before pretending to make

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a fake phone call and yelling to his

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phone, Hey government, just want to

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preemptively file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on

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my Lard Bucket Company since it's all

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celery for Americans from here on out.

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At which point he snapped his phone

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in two, also made a masturbation motion

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with his hand, then proceeded to chest

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bump the two other junk food CEOs.

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Oh, my God! Oh, me! Oh,

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my God! Do you

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hear me? Oh, oh,

2:07

my God! Oh, my God! Oh,

2:09

my God! Oh, me! We're

2:13

ready to start. Why don't you tell the people what

2:15

you've been going through. Oh, God. We got an attic

2:17

on our hands. Attic. And for

2:20

real Anne Frank over here hanging out in

2:22

the attic. Danny started digging nasal

2:24

spray for his nose. Because I sniffle a lot.

2:26

Obviously, everybody knows that, that I sniffle a lot.

2:28

I think it's from allergies. And then because everybody's

2:30

complaining. So then I was like, you know what?

2:32

Before the episodes, I'm going to take like a

2:34

nasal spray so that I don't sniffle. But then

2:37

I didn't realize that the nasal spray says, don't

2:39

take this more than three days in a row.

2:42

And then I was. I took it for like a couple

2:44

of weeks because it was working well. But then you get

2:46

this thing called the rebound congestion. The fuck has hooked on

2:48

this stuff? It's not your hooked on

2:50

it. It feels like they're sound like you're hooked.

2:52

No, it feels like they're cement packed in my

2:54

sinuses. So you just cannot. Might have been cum.

2:57

Maybe. It might have been hardened cum. And

2:59

then you can't do anything. So then when you're sleeping, I'm

3:01

like, I'm on nose. I can't breathe

3:03

through my mouth because your mouth gets all dry. And

3:05

you're like, hell. So then I'm

3:07

like having to wean myself off of this shit.

3:10

I got the saline solution. I got these decongestion

3:12

pills. Hell. Guy just punching you

3:14

in the nose. Yeah. I

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mean, I felt like it. That's Danny's New Year's resolution

3:19

to get that nose shit sorted out. My

3:21

fucking. Unsordable. My New Year's resolution is to keep

3:23

crushing it 24 seven. Never

3:25

stop. Always grinding. Never

3:28

stop grinding. That is my

3:30

vow. 24 seven. There

3:32

was a few. I

3:35

was sleeping for three or four hours. My vow

3:37

was to sleep too. And

3:40

to stop having Foo Fighters stuck in my head

3:42

because the Uber driver had the Foo Fighters play.

3:45

And I had fucking my hero stuck in my

3:47

head. Caught myself humming it a couple of times

3:49

now. And I wanted to stop that. Where's the

3:51

man? I've been humming from the river to

3:53

the sea. You

3:55

had a donut. That means that you want to kill me. You've

3:58

had galmon in your head. since the war

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broke out. Literally just walking

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around my apartment just from the river to the sea. That's

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what I will say. So speaking of because

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New Year's some people might know this but

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in New York they've decided they're going to

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do a New Year's Palestine

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protest. Yeah.

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When they do they're going to do a New

4:18

Year's Palestine protest when they do the ball drop

4:21

which is very considerate of them because obviously people

4:23

were busy they did a Christmas one and some

4:25

people weren't able to make that you might have

4:27

had a work party. So this is one last

4:29

chance to get a protest in for the year 2023. And

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it's going to be a biggie. That's what they're

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saying. You know people have their work party so

4:37

they can and you know what everyone knows January,

4:39

February in New York is not a good protesting

4:41

season. So you have one last you know hurrah

4:44

to get it out of your system. Although the

4:46

weather is quite mild right now this is actually

4:48

prime protesting weather Ryan. Exactly. So I thought that

4:50

was very considerate of the protesters to say that

4:53

listen we know people had stuff to do in

4:55

December the holiday seasons you know what it's

4:58

kind of like when they extend the sale

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for one more week. Although I think this

5:02

one's going to be not as well received

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because you know when they do like the

5:06

Christmas tree lighting protesters like when they protested

5:08

the Christmas tree lighting in New York City

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this is like recently a few weeks ago

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the pro-palestine stuff. Oh yeah they said no

5:14

presents until this Palestine situation gets sold out

5:16

you go so we just don't have presents

5:18

forever. It's like you're not even Christian but

5:21

those people the people who are you

5:24

know there who are kind of getting like

5:26

inconvenienced those are new native New Yorkers. The

5:29

ball drop that's like a trip for people

5:31

from like the Midwest. Good point. If you

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think some dudes come and fucking round up

5:35

the whole family drives from you know Chicago

5:37

or whatever Milwaukee to New York City to

5:39

watch the shit and you're going to fuck

5:41

with him for your pro-palestine shit.

5:43

That's a very good point this is not your message.

5:45

Mr. Cox will be hat. Ready

5:48

to throw down pro-palestine. I've

5:52

been actually loving the

5:56

headline that was we have a

5:58

statement from President Gay. I

6:01

was thinking it'd be so funny as some

6:03

of the newscasters when they're saying like and

6:05

then obviously president gay has waited on it

6:07

and Someone's do a whole

6:09

thing where they just call her president. Do

6:12

you weird that that's a common black name?

6:14

And we are waiting for yet is a

6:16

common guy. There's lots of Rudy gay basketball

6:18

player. There was a lot of football football

6:20

players gay and So

6:23

we have Claudine gay and she's weighed in

6:25

a lot of people want to

6:28

step down but the gay Decide

6:30

not decided whether she is in fact get a boy

6:32

up down. I'll be the boys news network right there

6:34

BNN. Yeah Your

6:39

boy Kanye West has made an apology. What

6:42

are we thinking on that? Just always for

6:44

all is forgiven Kanye you're back on Yeah,

6:47

I don't care. I kind of was over

6:49

it. Okay. I'm gonna tell you quickly my resolution

6:51

this came up to my feed I remember I

6:53

don't think anybody stopped listening to Kanye West like

6:55

it's still just odd plays everywhere You

6:57

know what they've been listening to instead what okay, so

6:59

do you remember I was telling the river to the

7:02

Latinos for Trump guy. Yeah. Yeah, this is the best song

7:05

I ever heard in my life I only have a bit

7:07

because it came in my Instagram. I didn't track down the

7:09

whole thing. I just screen recorded this This

7:11

is the one with the chick There's

7:19

so many things get ready for the banger

7:21

there's anger alert There's certain things where I'll

7:23

see on Twitter not even exaggerating 500 times

7:25

and all 500 times like not clicking on

7:27

that Body and keep trying to grow

7:29

you're missing out for clicking on it because this

7:31

is the best ready Transmen

7:37

don't understand what it takes to be a

7:39

woman than you arrived. Yeah The

7:42

course is on this is the best thing Wait

7:53

for it bring it

7:55

up a minute This

8:02

is the

8:04

best one. The

8:10

thing is, you know how many

8:13

people are unironically-

8:18

You stay at home and then you just do

8:20

the cooking. You know how many people

8:23

are unironically bumping this. I don't think how many

8:25

people are bumping this. The dads

8:27

who, like the magadads and their liberal kids

8:29

come home from school and go, let's just

8:31

put on some tunes, honey. Please,

8:33

for my kids, please, for my kids.

8:36

It's funny. If you show them,

8:38

yeah, yeah, they've been at college and they

8:40

come home and their dads just didn't- I

8:42

don't think any conservative dads are bumping, please,

8:44

for my kids. You're like, please, for my

8:46

kids, please, for my kids, please,

8:48

for my kids. He's

8:52

begging for it on his knees. That's

8:55

all he wants for Christmas. Please

8:58

for my kids. That's a

9:01

good tune. My New Year's resolution

9:03

is to watch more news and

9:05

get really pissed off. Yeah, just-

9:07

I'm gonna watch

9:10

more stuff and just be- I wanna- I wanna be-

9:12

I wanna- every time we do the podcast, I wanna

9:14

walk in here, fucking, can you believe this shit? And

9:16

then you go, was the libs again? You go, both

9:18

of them. You go, the libs are

9:20

doing this? I wanna be walking here pissed off at

9:23

Joe Biden and Trump. You know what I mean? I

9:26

wanna be- every day I wanna wake up and be like, fuck

9:28

it, guys! Some people do live like that. It's

9:30

no way to live, Ryan. Well,

9:33

you ready to get pissed off? My New Year's

9:35

resolution is- Okay, yeah, I do. They wanted it

9:37

last year. Kill Sam Bankman Freed.

9:40

Yeah, that was your highlight for you,

9:42

I think, that he went to jail.

9:44

Was it? Yeah, because it

9:46

was 2022's where you lost all your money, isn't it? Yeah.

9:50

Yeah, so, 2023, that's things picking up, things are looking

9:52

great for you. I suppose. Someday

9:55

you suppose is. Still giving my money. Well, honestly, I'm

9:57

sorry that you're- I know you're in high spirits, because

9:59

you're in jail. But I don't want to bring this

10:01

up, but yeah Donald Trump's history with Adolf Hitler and

10:04

Nazi writing Oh an article that came out yesterday by

10:06

the way all right good timing I'm not even really

10:08

going in the article, but that's just funny like this

10:11

basically the mirrors are starting Well, I just

10:13

a funny smear though because they this is

10:15

the peak just trying to get pissed off

10:17

right yeah But they went through his speech,

10:19

and they're just like lining it up. Oh

10:21

yeah I saw it's just funny being like

10:23

a reporter you're just like Digging through mine

10:26

comp to be like if anything sort of

10:28

sounds like what he might have said Like

10:31

it's not even that much of the same.

10:33

Yeah, there's like some I think he's you

10:35

know He's some term called someone vermin or

10:37

something and yeah, and I guess

10:39

that's what it is But they basically it's almost

10:41

like they're they're like a human AI that kind

10:43

of goes through mine comp and goes through every

10:45

word He said and they try to pump in

10:47

point if there's any you know yeah I just

10:50

had these sort of similarities and you go well.

10:52

It's also translated language. See that's one thing I'm

10:54

not to be honest I'm not really looking that

10:56

forward to like 2024 Trump vs. Biden

10:58

again if I'm being honest maybe

11:00

we get some sort of wild card I know a lot

11:02

of people are like oh, it's gonna be funny and all

11:04

that stuff I kind of feel like I'm done with it

11:06

Yeah, dude I you're just again to

11:09

be like watch everyone you know just lose their minds

11:11

again Or it's like they have to just change all

11:13

their opinions because Trump goes on and it'll be like

11:15

you know I think that China has given us a

11:17

bad deal and then like all of our friends have

11:20

to be like fucking Oh,

11:24

I just we're getting racist China I'm

11:27

Chinese now. I'm converting no. I don't

11:30

need surgery to make my eyes more

11:32

Chinese certain policy things I'm like whatever

11:34

fine with it's the the dooms the

11:36

doomers who are like oh You

11:39

know is the end of democracy if Trump wins

11:41

the end of America. You're like, but you said that last

11:44

time It's a tough sell on the second

11:46

time around you go you got a new need a

11:48

new playbook which yeah I'm not gonna have it's the

11:50

reverse of the third time with the the girlfriend that

11:52

you hate this one's gonna be the charge Yeah, of

11:54

course you're like no this is but

11:56

they're not we're not gonna be getting a new playbook

11:58

I'm gonna get my citizenship This year I think

12:01

to another thing so I'm gonna be fucking proper America

12:03

And I started watching the thing, but I'll tell you

12:05

what you don't have a green card you have a

12:07

visa So you probably don't know what it's like at

12:09

the airports because I do a lot of cross-border now

12:11

Yeah, when I remember just the amount

12:13

that you had to be like oh sure

12:15

and I'm just hoping to visit your kind

12:17

Kind of yeah with a green card. I'm

12:19

like giving the guy the finger. You don't

12:21

know this is the same actually They're

12:24

insanely. I actually can't believe it's on the amount

12:26

that I'm The cockiness

12:28

that I have now that I'm a permanent resident

12:30

you literally I walked in twice the guy's just

12:33

like where are you staying? It's like none of

12:35

your fucking mom No

12:39

your fucking business where I'm staying wherever I fucking

12:41

want to That sound Legitimately

12:44

the guy before I'd be like I haven't written down

12:46

this paper the guy goes so where are you staying

12:48

when you're America? I go yeah, I don't know where

12:50

I don't know yet. Yeah But

12:52

you don't know where you're staying. Oh, no, it's not a problem. What are you gonna

12:54

do about it? Staying with your fucking girlfriend

12:57

Do something you get real cocky with

12:59

your gun card. Oh, come

13:01

on. I am You

13:04

can't you can do whatever you want So

13:07

I thought I was listening to

13:11

This like her mosey clip cuz I know I actually

13:13

you know I've talked about it, but I like their

13:15

mozak Oh, yeah He

13:17

goes I'm skipping Christmas He may

13:19

see like Schultz was saying this memory was on our podcast and

13:21

he was saying that I'm always yeah the clip where he was

13:24

They see like yeah, I could date a hotter girl like Bob.

13:26

I was like yeah, but whatever Could

13:28

I get a hotter wife of course I could A

13:31

level of savage and that's what I like him

13:33

venom is that he's just like so unapologetic, but

13:35

he goes He

13:37

did like a thing on how he goes. I'm never I'm

13:40

not going back to Christmas

13:42

is because like basically the gist was like those

13:44

people are losers, and they're not on my level

13:48

And he was like you know you have family members They want to

13:51

talk about shit there, and you're just like looking at at

13:53

them And you go and people are like well you

13:55

have to do it. He goes do you though? Yeah, you

13:57

may see like cut your family off their loser He's

14:00

like your family doesn't know how to grind cut them out of

14:02

the loop like And

14:04

he goes if they have logical if these people want

14:06

you to come have a beer at the bar you

14:08

goes you tell Them that you know you believe those

14:11

people in the dust yeah 6

14:14

30 p.m. So I thought what he says that's

14:16

his whole deal He like hate to go on a better early

14:18

he like legitimately maybe not 6 30 But

14:20

he's like I won't do a dinner like

14:23

any dinner with anybody. That's that's Like

14:25

later there's a lot of rules later than like 5

14:28

or 5 30 or something is the latest

14:30

he'll go for dinner Yeah, and I guess it's working for him

14:32

But the thing that I made me think because he was talking

14:34

a lot about you know you go with your you Go

14:37

back with your friends from home, and you just like waste time,

14:39

and they're all losers now It's just like yeah,

14:41

but I don't have that with my friends. I feel

14:43

that complete opposite Yeah, they're you know it sort of

14:45

reminded me of like what you know just on the

14:47

topic of like a new year Whatever it was kind

14:49

of reminded me of like what I would think the

14:51

purpose of like our podcast is or like a good

14:53

podcast Or like a mission statement so to speak yeah,

14:56

and I was kind of thinking so it's like you

14:58

know like when I went back for Toronto

15:00

like me, Jerrick and Waldo went to dinner and stuff like

15:02

that right and it was like You kind

15:04

of you kind of make fun of shit, but you're

15:06

kind of like figuring stuff out right yeah So it's

15:08

almost like you're figuring stuff out you leave with almost

15:10

like a few good tips I guess most

15:12

of my friends are sort of like successful to some degree

15:14

or whatever sure But you sort of almost leave with like

15:17

you know I'll be like oh yep when you work out

15:19

What about this so I take this every morning or like

15:21

you kind of leave with a few tips? Yeah, you sort

15:24

of talk about the shit That's been like bothering me you

15:26

sort of like work it out in a way that like

15:28

you're almost not mad about it anymore I just get to

15:30

hang out with the boys Yeah, but Rosie

15:32

probably you introduce him you go. This is my daughter, and

15:34

he goes. What does she do? What

15:40

she do but my point was he

15:42

was sort of saying I think it's like some people

15:45

Maybe they have like friends and family that they

15:47

leave and sort of it was like toxic on

15:49

them Yeah, but it's like. I don't really have

15:51

that I feel like I leave sort of like

15:53

pumped up sometimes You know I don't hang out

15:55

with my toxic friends. What I really have any

15:58

other. I don't have them anymore I

16:00

might have them once upon a time maybe and then

16:02

you get rid of them. Yeah, or like that not

16:04

broader sense but so that's what I was kind of

16:06

thinking it's like that's what you want in like a

16:08

good comedy podcast is like you sort of You

16:11

work out sort of this stuff like that was bugging

16:13

you in a way that like you make sense of

16:15

in your mind that it's Not really bugging you anymore.

16:17

Yeah, and then on top of that You

16:20

kind of walk away with a couple good tips You're like, oh, that's

16:22

a cool way of looking for it Like you know one of your

16:24

buddies will have like a good point on something and you'll be like,

16:26

oh that is true And stuff sort

16:28

of like helps you interface with the world

16:30

better and you leave like pumped afterwards Yeah,

16:32

so I was like, yeah, I think the

16:34

answer is like homo's he needs some better

16:37

boys. Yeah. Well, he has them and he

16:39

goes Because

16:41

he's he's hanging out with his boys and

16:43

leaving and they're all they're all just like,

16:45

you know I guess just the entire time

16:48

is just like oh another shots.

16:50

All we can do is, you know shot shot shots like

16:52

yeah Sports and shots for some shots.

16:54

Yeah, he probably doesn't have a lot of time

16:56

for small talk Like he doesn't have a lot

16:58

of patience for just shooting the shit. He doesn't

17:00

have any patience for shooting this shit Yeah, and

17:02

he barely does podcast. Let's look like this thing to I

17:04

think he does a lot of podcast He says he oh,

17:07

he doesn't do him but he seems to be out there.

17:09

Well, I guess cuz he's holding him on here I was

17:11

oh, I love to but that's his deal though He's like

17:13

I don't go I won't travel for a podcast because it's

17:15

just like the idea of traveling He's like there's no way

17:18

it's worth it Well, if you are running like a huge

17:20

business, you probably can't just be like on the road every

17:22

day doing Yeah, of course, of course. So hey that once

17:24

a year and do I do like once a year and

17:26

do all of them Yeah, we'll get them one day. So

17:28

in Japan we always bring these up but The

17:32

Japanese city apologizes after advising pregnant

17:34

women to cook clean and give

17:36

husbands massages and always love wrong

17:38

with that Hello,

17:40

we have the base department on the phone

17:45

We are getting a call from the

17:47

based department just checking in Tokyo office

17:49

Yeah Tokyo office.

17:51

Yeah How

17:54

how sick is that though? They work

17:56

to probably Japanese women like oh again

18:00

what do they do so

18:02

I got continue then

18:04

what are they after that is my

18:07

mother's has been

18:09

in cook or

18:11

my husband so

18:15

sniffly I need my shop

18:17

at basically the

18:21

swan bad body

18:24

but the reason for originally was because their

18:26

birth rates are declining and obviously with the

18:28

more you know feminism takes hold and all

18:30

that stuff the more you get hit in

18:32

Japan has like a real problem with the

18:34

birth rates right because Japan huge elderly population

18:36

yeah they're taking no yet they just have

18:39

the problem that kind of how it's social

18:41

security is right now is almost like a

18:43

problem where it's like you got too much people taking not

18:45

enough people given you know I mean yeah they have that

18:47

times a million right I used to do kind of a

18:50

joke where people always

18:52

you know shit on like in places that were

18:54

like kind of historically white countries being like you're

18:56

against immigration or whatever

18:58

you go Japan the guy be like 80 and

19:00

they're like hey it's almost

19:02

time for retirement he's like great and they're like

19:04

oh I guess we'll have to bring in some

19:06

immigrants no idea oh no no no no no

19:09

no no no no no no no I did

19:11

I did it so obviously

19:13

this sort

19:18

of took hold and people were they're basically giving people

19:20

like injured eight is designated

19:22

reading for women yeah top down

19:24

from the government to yeah there's

19:28

a difference in the way men and women feel

19:30

and think one flyer reads one of the reasons

19:32

is the structural differences

19:34

in the brains of men and

19:37

women they can't argue with that

19:39

waiting for waiting to hear a

19:41

lie it is known that men

19:43

act based on theories well women

19:45

act based on emotions can

19:47

you imagine being

19:50

able to and girls love shit that

19:53

the government tells them to that you have to

19:55

remember that right especially in Japan I don't know

19:57

especially here yeah especially there's nothing women

20:00

love more than loving the government.

20:03

Chicks me loving the

20:06

government. Hahaha. Hahaha.

20:12

That's not true. Chicks

20:15

love do things, shop it and listen to

20:17

the government. They're

20:19

always petitioning to get more government right? They do

20:21

love the government. So

20:23

the government's like listen lady you're being

20:25

emotional. She'd be like oh the government

20:27

said it. Just the emotional charges

20:30

is a can't lose scenario

20:32

because then they either accept it or then

20:34

they act emotional and you go see you're

20:37

being emotional. It really is a

20:39

top down can't lose situation. So

20:42

the government's been saying to these things and they go

20:44

they basically said when you

20:46

come home the husband you wanted to

20:49

give him more massages. He's

20:51

busy, he's stressed out, he had a hard work

20:53

day and you want

20:56

to give them a welcome home. Always have

20:58

a smile on your face. It's good. Yeah.

21:01

What's the problem? People on

21:03

the internet didn't like it. In what country? I

21:06

think probably mostly here. Hahaha. To be

21:08

honest. Hey think you're right about that. Yeah. He

21:11

added that the government had stopped distributing the

21:13

flyers because the government actually pulled back and

21:15

didn't apology on it because they got too

21:17

much heat. Oh so they got too much

21:19

heat. Contained expressions that promote attitudes and practices

21:21

that may stereotype gender roles.

21:24

The head of the base department did walk it

21:26

back. Yeah. I

21:28

mean I guess if they don't like gender roles there everybody

21:30

has the same goddamn haircut. Hahaha.

21:38

It's confusing. So I always like to contrast what's going

21:40

on in Japan with what's going on over here. Yeah.

21:43

And celebrities assistants will not stop

21:45

snitching. Kevin Hart's former assistant makes

21:47

a bombshell claim about the actor

21:49

in Tasha Kay interview. And Kevin

21:51

Hart's assistant's doing the fucking podcast

21:53

tour now. Yeah. Talking about

21:55

how he's smashing. Speaking of gender

21:57

roles, you ever heard of a

21:59

male? Assistant guys hmm.

22:02

I'll tell you what what is going

22:04

on. Why is it so hard to

22:06

get a male assistant? Well, it is

22:09

a lot of hip-hop places posted this

22:11

right and hip-hop places are way less

22:13

about you know the bullshit yeah, and

22:16

I actually saw a video recently where it was like a

22:19

kind of was a big viral one, but it was a Like

22:22

a trans like a famous trans activist like a big

22:24

I don't know famous is the right word, but big

22:26

internet person okay, and they were at the airport Yeah,

22:28

the Delta thing and they were arguing with the guy

22:31

in the black dude in the Bronx And he's just

22:33

like not having the boat and he goes you're being

22:35

condescending like fuck off and she goes she

22:37

goes You just misgender

22:39

me again. He goes yeah, I don't know I didn't do it

22:41

intentionally if you want to be like that You'll be banned Christmas

22:45

you guys I can get you kicked out here, and

22:47

I gotta be honest. I was a little torn because

22:50

Obviously, I'm very much against

22:52

trying to Do you

22:55

want to humanize airport employees? This is where

22:57

I was coming from yeah I go it

22:59

was my natural airport enemy airport employees are

23:02

my natural enemies Obviously, I'm against

23:04

you know some internet activists trying to like

23:06

get you in a gotcha to like publicly

23:08

shame you in their community Yeah, try to

23:10

make get you in trouble like also really

23:12

just get like you fired and free Delta

23:14

for life That's the main thing is free

23:16

flight right It's sort of the things that

23:18

annoy me about like activists and the things

23:20

that annoy me about airports

23:24

And I don't know which is higher I probably

23:26

have to go with the airport guy in this

23:28

case because I might say that my number one

23:30

thing I hate is Trying to

23:32

like name and shame someone for that sort of shit

23:35

But it was hard for me to really

23:37

empathize with the airport employee could to me

23:39

there the vermin Airport

23:43

employees to me they are Not

23:46

there the lowest of the lines using dehumanizing

23:48

way buddy I almost got into it with

23:50

the other day I almost got one into it

23:53

with one for what well because this guy I

23:56

Come on, and he was sort of a bit

23:58

of a poof himself little poof. Duh And

24:00

then this guy, I'm walking out, and they made

24:02

me check my bag. Okay, but it

24:04

was the checks where you pick it up after the

24:06

airport, right? So I come to the guy and I

24:08

go, hey, where do I get my bag?

24:10

And he goes, they're gonna be right here. So I walk past

24:12

the line, and then people start walking out with their bags, and

24:15

I go, so they're not gonna be right here. They're gonna be

24:17

over there. And then I go, I start walking back. He goes,

24:19

sir, you can't walk back. And I go, but

24:21

you told me I should come over here. And he

24:23

goes, you pass the line? You can't walk

24:25

back. So he goes, all you have to do is wait.

24:28

He makes me wait for like 25 minutes because

24:31

he told me the bag was gonna be in

24:34

the wrong place. This is weird, actually. Is this

24:36

Air Canada? Yeah, and sometimes they

24:38

are there. Well, because I had the exact

24:40

same thing flying, and I've never seen it where once

24:42

you step off the actual airplane and you're in that

24:44

like, they don't let you come back. No, they're in

24:46

the walk lane to go, just wait here, and we're

24:48

gonna get your bag. Yo, what the fuck's that? I

24:50

was like, put it on the goddamn carousel. Exactly. Yeah,

24:52

yeah, I'd never seen that before in my life. And

24:54

so I guess that's what they're doing now, up in

24:56

fucking Canada. We got into it, me and the

24:59

guy. We almost went to

25:01

blows. I'll tell you

25:03

what, if he got into it with the trans activists right then

25:05

and there, I probably would have taken the trans activists aside. Yeah,

25:07

you would have fucking hopped the wig on and

25:10

got beaten. Ladies

25:12

and gentlemen, we got a misgender over here. I

25:16

would have started crying. Oh my God! It

25:19

hurts, oh it hurts! The emotional

25:21

pain. The emotional pain of watching someone be

25:23

misgendered by this monster. Yeah.

25:28

So, but after it's De Niro, a

25:30

lot of these were from

25:32

before. I don't know if he would have a male now,

25:34

but it's like, people

25:37

not get their assistance to sign NDAs. It's like,

25:40

it really seems like, I guess, yeah. Dude,

25:42

if you're a famous guy, you

25:44

hire someone to work with you, and then

25:46

basically the entire time they're working with you,

25:48

they're just collecting data to now go do

25:50

a podcast tour to trash you. That is

25:52

your boy, why no NDAs? I

25:55

have no idea how to do this. She was more

25:57

than a man, or she just breaking, violating the NDAs.

26:00

She couldn't be violating the NDAs, I don't think, because the story

26:02

would have been this shut. Did the NDAs just get sued? I

26:04

think you get sued. She just gets your pants sued off. But

26:06

that's true, if you get your pants sued off and you don't

26:08

have any money, what would it matter? What if you got no

26:10

pants? Yeah. Yeah. So...

26:13

But then I guess you'd be making a lot of

26:15

money from spilling the beans and then you'd lose that

26:17

money. Definitely any money that came from the bean spilling.

26:19

Dude, in today's day and age, you really have to

26:22

be careful who you are. You're getting a goddamn male

26:24

assistance! Not a gay one. I mean, it could be

26:26

gay, like a Lloyd's situation for Montourage, but you just

26:28

get a bro. I

26:30

don't know if there's some sort of other dynamic there

26:32

where you're like, no, because what happens is those guys,

26:34

they're more aggressive and

26:36

they'll try and usurp you a bit power wise.

26:38

Like, if there's a 48 laws of power thing

26:41

where it'll be like, never get a male assistant.

26:43

I don't know the answer. I don't know the

26:45

answer either. These guys are having a real problem

26:47

with it. Just speculating. And Kevin Hart, everyone knows

26:50

that he was out there smashing. He's been busted

26:52

for it a couple of times. So it's like,

26:54

at this point, this chick's just adding insult to

26:56

injury. He already did the time. Yeah,

26:59

he already did the time. He's accusing him of the crime. It's

27:01

like, the man already did the time. I

27:04

guess you say some other stuff that happened that I didn't

27:06

know about. Knocking up a steward.

27:08

But when they posted on the hip

27:10

hop pages, everyone's like the fucking snitch

27:12

assistant. Agreed. Agreed.

27:15

You're gonna get taken out by AI. It

27:17

is interesting because I watched the like Ricky Gervais

27:20

special. Yeah. That just came out. I'm a pencil.

27:22

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't my favorite. But then

27:25

it was interesting because the

27:27

Ricky Gervais special, I sort of left being like,

27:29

huh, whatever. And then after

27:33

all these articles started coming out, and

27:35

it was basically the

27:38

one goes, the once

27:40

brave comedian has become wholly uninteresting

27:42

and subvert. Sorry,

27:45

become wholly uninterested in subverting the

27:47

establishment, right? Nick Hilton, right? Okay.

27:50

So his whole critic criticism

27:52

of Ricky Gervais and all these criticisms

27:55

is basically like, he's the status quo

27:57

or whatever. And it almost like, I didn't

27:59

know. I didn't even really like it. I kind of thought it

28:01

was a lot of stuff he said before and then on

28:04

top of that I kind of felt like there

28:06

was also an added component where it was like a little

28:10

preachy for me and then there was also a lot

28:12

of jokes where it kind of, the

28:14

punchline was being mean to like a handicap person. It's

28:16

not that I'm against that but it was like 10

28:18

in a row. Yeah. It was

28:20

just like so many, it was like literally, I'd

28:22

say the majority of the jokes were like. Mean

28:24

to handicap people? Yeah and then explaining where like

28:27

if you see that person was, that was not,

28:29

that was a fictional character and if you're offended

28:31

by that, and I've always sort of disagreed with

28:33

Ricky Gervais's stance where he kind of says everyone's

28:35

sensitive and was like, they're not sensitive, they're like

28:37

politically against you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

28:40

he's in a weird spot because he's like, but I'm

28:42

a liberal, what would they be against? Yeah, so he's

28:44

kind of sticking to this thing. The whole

28:46

reordering of everything kind of. Yeah and it's

28:48

just like a, almost like willingly not understanding

28:51

what's actually shaking down. Yeah. That

28:54

being said, I think Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest people in

28:56

the world. So I just always kind of like disagree with him on

28:58

a few things here and there. So and then whatever, it was kind

29:00

of like an old guy thing. I'm sure it'll be like a huge

29:02

man. Did you do a trans swimmer joke? Swimming?

29:05

Probably. Yeah. Yeah, I would

29:07

imagine he did. I can't really remember. But

29:09

he probably, it would probably end with a punch line of

29:11

me him being saying something to the guy in the wheelchair.

29:14

There's a lot, really a lot of jokes for

29:17

the guy in the wheelchair. Oh

29:20

guys, cancer, he sort of builds this scenario. My

29:22

point is, probably a lesbian like, oh

29:24

whatever. And then every article comes out being

29:27

like, he's for the establishment and you're like,

29:29

well that's not true. It's like the Hollywood

29:31

and you know, all of the main establishments

29:33

don't agree with what he says. No, I

29:35

needed the Golden Globes thing famously where they.

29:37

Yeah, it's almost like they, it's like, it's

29:39

that old thing where we used to say,

29:41

and I'm not calling Ricky Gervais this, but

29:43

there was that old thing where we knew

29:45

a lot of comedians that probably, they

29:47

were kind of like in their late 40s, early 50s and

29:50

they were kind of like road dogs or whatever. And

29:52

you'd call, you might call, you'd be like, I don't

29:54

think that's good or whatever. And then everyone

29:57

was so like triggered that it made them

29:59

edgy or whatever. Yeah, because you're kind of like it

30:01

happened with the daily wire movie, too They just made that

30:03

movie and then everyone was kind of like

30:05

yeah, I don't know whatever and then all the articles

30:07

were like Actually triggered like

30:09

it would be like it was the most triggering

30:11

movie and you would kind of like it's just

30:14

basic conservative You know think

30:16

this is like literally just like stuff

30:18

a normal dad thinks and none the

30:20

I mean It's literally ladybugs or

30:22

like Joanna man like these premises They're just being

30:24

done to like kind of sum it in your

30:26

know or your right eye or whatever But the

30:28

truth is it's like it's kind of one of

30:30

those things where you just be like yeah It's

30:32

not really like triggering to just say like the

30:34

consensus Republican thing And then ever and then they

30:36

are actually triggered and you're just like well

30:39

I get people writing articles being like it was so offensive

30:41

and you're just like that's what they want I guess I

30:43

guess that's the only if they need to write an article

30:45

about it. What else is the article is gonna be? Yeah,

30:47

but it's like my point was I think that the bloggers

30:50

are so much More wrong

30:52

yeah, and this guy looks like you know the king

30:54

of the they them It's like he's just like some

30:57

nerdy comedy blogger. He's got the glasses and just like

30:59

you know you can barely tell this guy's a man

31:01

He's just dripping and so on well He's not a

31:03

man, and then he's like the special is so bad,

31:05

and you're like I guess maybe now I have to

31:07

like it Yeah,

31:10

enough of those come out you go. This is my favorite special Thanks

31:14

well there you know what it is their criticisms. You're

31:16

just so wrong You're like yeah, probably wasn't really that

31:18

good, but you're so wrong about the reasons why yeah

31:20

I was like I wasn't what you're saying you're just

31:23

like I was like believe they watch the whole thing

31:25

It's like they're just living in that

31:27

world where they still think that like Hollywood

31:30

is the like underdog opinion

31:32

Yeah, oh yeah And you're like you're

31:34

are kind of right that over the

31:36

last like four years most normal people have come

31:38

to their senses But that's still

31:40

not that's not what the establishment is if anything

31:43

is the opposite where you go Yeah,

31:45

if you look at something you go hey most normal

31:48

people agree. This is bullshit, but it's still getting shoved

31:50

in your face It's like well that wouldn't happen if

31:52

it was the other way around of course that Obviously

31:54

you wouldn't if most people didn't agree

31:56

with it. You wouldn't hear about it anymore. No you

31:58

never hear about it Ricky's a very established for us

32:00

like Colbert is. Yeah. I

32:03

mean, how do you not know? Like Hollywood

32:05

consensus thoughts, the things that people say at

32:07

the, you know, the things that universities professors

32:09

say, the things that, you know, the ones

32:11

that aren't getting in trouble. I

32:13

mean, that's the who's not getting in trouble. Yeah, obviously,

32:15

right? Dr. Gay. And that's

32:17

when the Palestine thing was funny because it

32:19

was the first time that they, their consensus

32:21

opinion was actually troublesome or whatever, right? But

32:25

okay, so it's the

32:27

same, you know, I'll just say one more thing about it. It

32:29

always kind of reminds me of the, the thing where they say

32:31

kids are getting soft. And that was a big thing of like

32:34

the Ricky Gervais. It was that like kids are soft and it

32:36

was just like, we're still on that stuff. It

32:38

is like, no, it's not like kids are soft.

32:40

Kids are the exact same. It's they've sort of

32:42

been like duped into like fighting against themselves. You

32:45

know what I mean? Yeah. And

32:47

yeah, that's just the, I mean, that's the way things were

32:49

set up was they didn't set it up that way. They

32:51

found out a hole with the trophy thing. You're like, yeah,

32:54

who like where everybody gets trophy, you're like, yeah, who gave

32:56

them all the trophies? Yeah, there's that part of it too.

32:58

Yeah. But they got, it was like a, you

33:00

know, college kids are always like rare into protest and

33:03

they figured that they could sort of like get call

33:05

it like protest the college kids to do their bidding.

33:07

It's like, so, so they all sort of got it

33:09

got like duped. They got tricked into like cheering on

33:11

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boyfriend keeps making jokes with his friends, keeps

37:54

making gay jokes with his friends. My straight

37:56

boyfriend keeps making gay jokes with his friends.

37:58

Is he gay? It's

38:02

a really weird to refer to your boyfriend as

38:04

your straight boyfriend. My

38:06

straight boyfriend? You go, what? I

38:09

wouldn't like if that kept happening. I have my

38:11

straight boyfriend. Hey, have you met my straight boyfriend,

38:13

Danny Pozo? Hey,

38:16

everybody. That's a necessary qualifier right there. Oh,

38:18

and I would like to come to the

38:20

party, but also I'm going to bring a

38:22

plus one as the room for my straight

38:24

boyfriend. My

38:27

straight boyfriend will also be in attendance. It's all the

38:29

same to you. I

38:32

just love the idea of a girl that

38:35

her dude's friend group is just like

38:37

a normal friend group that jokes around about being

38:39

gay stuff and she's stressed the fuck out about

38:41

it. Yeah, because why? Dear how to do it.

38:45

A lot of times women have a

38:47

really hard time understanding male dynamics of

38:49

friendship. Yeah, for sure. They're zinging each

38:51

other and all that stuff. They

38:53

don't like the zinging. They don't like the zinging. No, they

38:55

like the empowering. Every time I'm hanging out with too many

38:57

dudes, I come home with a little too much. I have

38:59

too much heat and I have to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's

39:02

up, bitch? You hanging out with a boy? Dude, because my brothers is

39:04

like that too. to hear about

39:06

it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. eh?

39:09

She's like, what? She's crying? You're

39:11

just like, oh, fuck. No, no, it's just a joke. Someone's

39:14

fucking eating it? What? I'm not even

39:16

going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not

39:18

going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not

39:20

going to say that. I'm not going to say that. No, no,

39:22

it's just a joke. So,

39:26

someone's fucking eating it? What?

39:29

Whereas your body puts on 10 pounds and you're going ham

39:31

on it, right? Yeah. And they were

39:33

just like, they were going ham on the actual ham. I've

39:37

noticed the sexual undertones in my boyfriend's

39:40

friend group. The

39:42

funny part is like, what do you think actually

39:44

is happening? They're all like making gay jokes with

39:46

each other? Because they're all secretly gay. Yeah, like

39:48

you're... if they were all secretly gay, what would

39:50

be the odds that they would be like leaving

39:52

all these clues? Like,

39:55

you're hanging out with a hockey team. Hockey

39:58

teams are the forefront of this. Probably

40:00

more than any sport. Yeah, if any basketball

40:02

player goes into a hockey room for 10

40:04

minutes. He'd probably like pause Gayness

40:12

That's homeless six well, I will say

40:14

I like you think a joke

40:16

as much as the next guy There are certain groups

40:18

in the band culture was a little bit like this, too

40:21

There is certain guys where it is a

40:23

little too much grab in your dick. Yeah,

40:25

like we'll just do literal gay stuff Yeah

40:29

A lot of band culture was like that a lot

40:31

of hockey culture was like that where it was just

40:33

like the joke What I prefer the jokes to have

40:35

a little more meat in them than just grabbing the

40:37

meat. Yep. Yeah Yeah, you like

40:39

a little more wordy joke. There he

40:41

is grab the dick. It's like alright.

40:43

Yeah, grab my dick You

40:46

got me. I definitely have a few

40:48

friends with him the main source of humor is a

40:50

dick grab stick around I think okay, there you go

40:53

but Yeah, if you

40:55

were like a group of you know hockey

40:58

players like that if you were gay You're

41:00

actually boning when the girlfriends were around you

41:02

wouldn't you wouldn't be like leaving dick grabbing

41:04

clues I guess it's like

41:06

the thou doth protest too much kind of thing

41:09

where they go maybe you would be that's their

41:11

plan Maybe we would be super gay. It's not

41:13

a 3d chest, but it's touchy chest You

41:16

touched each other, but I just I don't know

41:18

just be gay. I guess well. They're not is

41:20

obviously there Yeah, yeah, but she doesn't have any

41:22

gay friends Yeah, she goes to

41:24

run this by because the gay friends probably aren't doing

41:26

that exactly the guy friends are not doing any I

41:28

don't think if you hang out with gay guys. They're

41:30

doing like And

41:35

she's not even that I'm saying the extreme

41:37

she's not even necessarily saying all the dick

41:39

grabbing She's sort of saying they're making like

41:41

jokes about like oh yeah, see you tonight,

41:43

honey Like to his like male friend you

41:45

know I mean she sounds like a real

41:47

hoot She's definitely not a

41:50

hoot. She's a real hoot. I

41:52

agree that you view that she's not a hoot accurate

41:57

But they also she goes they're just a group

41:59

of typical straight dudes but they

42:01

also like to make jokes about wanting

42:04

each other and several other sexual things

42:06

pretty regularly this isn't the first time

42:08

who I've noticed this among the straight

42:11

guys I've dated I did have

42:14

a girl say this to me once actually

42:16

what that she said that well she goes

42:18

I thought yes

42:20

you and she was like thought that she goes I

42:23

thought you might be bisexual because you know these gay

42:25

jokes and all this sort of stuff I've

42:28

had this happen in my own life before really

42:30

yeah and she was like oh and I was

42:33

like it's not I mean every friend group

42:35

bums each other when you're hanging out she

42:41

goes I go that's like common jokes she goes

42:43

okay but you're sucking it pretty good yeah you've

42:45

never heard of humor yeah but it was like

42:48

basic stuff and she was like she

42:50

was like oh no I wasn't a

42:53

problem I was just thinking that like maybe you were by I

42:55

don't know you made all those jokes or whatever and you'd be

42:57

like on stage I think it was even like I'd make jokes

42:59

actually you know what I'm in the exact thing that you see

43:01

that actually I had a ex who thought I was black

43:05

because I'm racist you

43:08

say the n-word black my favorite

43:17

is when people have like really innocent

43:20

girlfriends my body had

43:22

the super innocent girlfriend and

43:24

she had like caught him she found out that

43:26

she had porn on his computer yeah and like

43:28

everyone was drinking and she was kind of like

43:31

an over share and she was like saying that

43:33

she caught him watching porn on the

43:35

thing and it was like step sister porn and we

43:37

were like what and we every guy

43:39

there just fucking sold them outside we

43:41

go what so it's just like two

43:44

people and they just like have sex and you just like

43:46

watch that or like I don't

43:48

even know where would you even find

43:50

you're pretending to be the guy was

43:52

just like fuck off and we're all

43:54

just talking to her we're going so what he

43:56

just like is this like a thing he

43:58

does like a lot Or do you think

44:01

it's like a one-time thing? It's like, I mean, I don't

44:03

know if it's that big of a deal But like so

44:05

you is it like a specific website? We're

44:07

going so hard on the idea Is

44:12

there something you like type in you pay for like

44:14

I don't I mean again, I'm not judging. Yeah, that's

44:16

just judgment free stuff He

44:20

was just like He was like

44:22

you just like stop listening to them. They're

44:24

fucking with you and be like, I mean,

44:26

okay Why would we fuck with our friends

44:28

girlfriend? Yeah, why would we fuck with our

44:30

friends? My friends do

44:33

but I did have a girl once that said that I thought

44:35

you might be by or something all the jokes So

44:38

they do do it. Yeah, they're incapable of

44:41

understanding that it's funny to French kiss your

44:43

friend for 45 It's

44:45

a goof No,

44:48

he's a fucking goof And

44:51

then she goes what is up with that? Should I

44:53

be asking my boyfriend if this is something he actually

44:55

wants to try? Oh my god You're

44:59

like fuck I can't even have fun in this

45:01

relationship. Well, you're gonna come home and your Christmas

45:04

presents She's gonna be unwrapping a bowl. Yeah, no,

45:06

she's like, alright Well, you've been making all these

45:08

gay jokes. So I got a strap on to

45:10

peg you this Christmas Yeah, my gift to you.

45:12

No, I mean you're like that is

45:15

pretty funny though. I'm gonna tell the boys about this one,

45:17

but no When

45:19

I'm done suck it up Forget

45:21

boys are gonna have a real hoot about the

45:23

fact that you bought a strap on the nut

45:25

Danny You're just like oh no, you don't understand.

45:27

It's just a quick gag Like

45:32

a joke no She

45:35

goes yeah, you're having a miscommunication in the

45:38

therapist she goes you kept gagging you go

45:40

exactly I was gay It was a gag

45:42

a goof a gag. What is up

45:44

with that? It's just a

45:46

sort of is it sort of a bonding thing

45:49

Am I completely missing something about how my

45:51

male friend groups work? I had a girl

45:53

but I was dating before that I I

45:56

used to always say her catchphrase was what's

45:58

up with that? He's

46:00

never had a point. It always just end with what's up with

46:02

that? That's

46:05

you're gonna crappy monologue. Yeah, exactly that what's

46:07

up with that You're gonna walk in

46:09

and have a male prostitute waiting for you for

46:12

your Christmas present I would hate that though a

46:14

male prostitute waiting for you for if I had

46:16

a body That openly like his

46:18

friend the girl if this was your friend's girlfriend

46:20

where she was he went like can you believe

46:22

she asked? Me if you a gay you'd be

46:25

like that's pretty fun to fuck with

46:27

though. All right, of course amazing But

46:30

that's a tough relationship to be in. I know

46:32

messing with The the

46:34

you can obviously there's lines but

46:36

joking around with the girl on

46:38

something that obviously Wouldn't

46:41

be true. Yeah is probably my

46:43

best one. I think I might have told

46:45

you this was Convincing we a bunch of

46:48

us. This is in high school, but a

46:50

bunch of us convinced this girl that for

46:52

Christmas He wanted he

46:54

wanted a pendant that said true to the

46:56

game and Maria's

46:59

jewelers and pickering and we used to always walk by and

47:01

it was it was like a joke that there was this

47:04

huge pendant That just said true to the game Who

47:06

would wear that and we convinced the girl that that's what

47:08

he wanted for his birthday And he's always been talking about

47:10

this treated a game pendant And

47:16

then she bought him the true to the game pendant

47:21

True to the game the person who broke that

47:24

Jewelry store to they probably had arguments

47:26

at the Jewish are like who would

47:28

ever buy this piece of shit Like

47:32

Maria and her husband are like, what are you

47:34

I can't believe we saw the truth of the

47:36

game bought the true to the game Order

47:39

more. Yeah Treat of the

47:42

games are flying off the shelves apparently

47:44

a crazy thing to wear a pendant This

47:46

is like the size of a hand

47:49

to it. This true to the game

47:51

would go well some nice fubu gear

47:53

He of course definitely I Don't

47:56

think oh, this is the best part

47:58

the person who this This article was by Slate,

48:01

right? So Slate does these columns, and

48:03

the people who give them advice don't know what

48:05

the fuck they're talking about, because she's basically saying,

48:08

should I sit him down and have a serious conversation about

48:10

his sexuality and how open, and the guy's like, I'm not

48:12

gay, and she's like, if you are, you are, you know

48:14

what I mean, I'm supportive of you, and the guy's like,

48:17

I'm not gay. She goes, yeah,

48:19

well, I've just watched you slap your friend's

48:21

ass, you know what I mean? It's just

48:23

jokes. Right, but this is, so this is

48:25

what the Slate thing should, the

48:27

Slate thing should say, it's like, very,

48:29

very low probability your boyfriend's gay, this is

48:32

pretty normal, and this is what

48:34

their response is. I think it's zero percent chance he's

48:36

gay. Him and what? Well,

48:38

it's not zero, but yeah. This isn't the canary

48:40

in the coal mine of his gayness, is it?

48:43

Of course not. He's joking around with the pals.

48:45

You're gonna find some way weirder shit. Yeah,

48:47

exactly, and if he was gay, it's

48:49

very, it's probably unlikely that he would

48:51

be so openly doing all

48:53

this stuff in front of his girlfriend. Of course.

48:56

The beard. Right. Yeah.

48:59

I don't think we can say for sure,

49:01

she says, that your boyfriend's friends all want

49:03

each other or not, nor

49:05

could we say that they don't. So she goes, honestly,

49:07

it's a 50-50 toss-up, whether

49:10

all, every single member of that friend group is

49:12

ready to have a gay orgy or not. Who

49:14

could know? Very possibly gay.

49:17

It's like crazy, right? Yes, this is

49:19

insane. It's kind of like a Trump

49:21

answer, it's like, eh, it's

49:24

hard to say for certain that they're gay, so they've done some

49:26

gay stuff, I don't know, they might be gay. Some people are

49:28

saying they're gay. It

49:30

might be useful to ask your boyfriend

49:33

about it, though temper your expectations when

49:35

approaching such an inquiry. Often people of

49:37

such a privileged status have

49:40

been made, haven't been made to question

49:42

or pay much attention to why they

49:44

do what they do. They aren't very

49:46

good at analysis, and they're too lazy

49:48

to perform it. So she's basically

49:50

saying, your boyfriend's gay. He's gay, he has no

49:53

idea why he does this joke. Because he's too

49:55

privileged. Yeah, he's too privileged. He's definitely

49:57

not in it for the walls. Isn't that

49:59

crazy? This is the fucking advice that girls are

50:01

getting. I can't believe they didn't have better articles, like questions.

50:03

People are sending in all sorts of stupid questions and this

50:05

is the one that made it. Oh my

50:07

god dude. And this guy's gonna have to go home to his

50:09

girl and she's gonna be like, Listen, I wanna talk to you

50:12

about something, I know you're probably gay. And he goes, no, he

50:14

goes, listen, I know you're too privileged even. You're

50:16

too privileged, you're too proud to admit that you're

50:18

gay, but you're gay. Yeah, you don't, no, he's

50:20

not even saying too proud. She's saying like, you

50:23

don't understand like how your privilege is not allowing

50:25

you to see that you're gay and it's manifesting

50:27

in this joke that you and your bodies do

50:29

sometimes. And you're all gay. I

50:32

go, and all the girl, I spoke with all

50:34

the girlfriends and they're having this exact same conversation.

50:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So... Every single

50:38

one of us is meeting right now to have a fucking...

50:40

So I guess it's the end of the line for us,

50:42

but you queers go have a nice life. Literally.

50:44

New year, new queer. You be here. Incidentally,

50:48

the findings, uh... They

50:52

say incidentally, the findings, a study

50:54

was published in this journal of

50:57

sex roles in 2017. So obviously

50:59

this is some bullshit publication. Suggested

51:02

that men present as more sensitive

51:04

and responsive to perceived threats to

51:06

their masculinity. Express

51:08

amusement with sexist and anti-gay

51:10

humor because they believe it

51:12

reaffirms their masculinity. So

51:15

she's sort of saying, kind

51:17

of what you're saying, essentially, it's

51:20

whoever denied it supplied it. Sure.

51:23

It's kind of like, you know, the... It's

51:25

just funny. It's almost like terrorist reasoning where they're

51:27

like, you know, are you a

51:29

terrorist? And the guy goes, no. He goes, ha!

51:32

You would if you weren't... Yeah, exactly, right?

51:34

Like there's no right answer. No right answer,

51:36

no. Because if you deny it, you're gay.

51:38

And if you don't deny it, you're gay.

51:40

So there's no right answer. And she goes,

51:42

ask your boyfriend if he's gay. If he

51:45

denies it, it's because of his privilege and

51:47

also he's protesting too much. Yeah, he's gay.

51:49

He's definitely leaving him. He's gay. Basically, the

51:51

response that the enslaved person said

51:53

is, all roads lead to he's

51:55

gay. Yep. He goes, what if

51:57

he's... Okay, well, what if his friends want to do

51:59

like... a gay thing like try to give him a

52:02

touch him and he goes he really doesn't want to

52:04

he goes well then that's gay too. Then

52:07

she gives him an ultimatum where you're like either me

52:09

or the gay jokes. The only thing that the

52:11

only thing that isn't gay for this woman

52:14

is being really

52:16

sensitive to women's plight. I guess.

52:19

That's kind of what it's saying.

52:21

Seems like a crappy relationship to be in hopefully this

52:23

is the early phases of this and he can get

52:25

out of it. I don't. She's not gonna change here.

52:27

But I don't think this is true though. I think

52:30

that. Didn't Josh Infold have a

52:32

joke where they said he goes

52:34

well if being something if

52:36

if hating gay

52:38

people makes you secretly gay

52:41

then I guess my dad's

52:43

a secret secretly Arab. Yeah

52:45

but this is the same

52:47

thing where they go if you're if you're more

52:49

likely to make gay jokes you're more likely to

52:52

be gay it's like that's not true. No they're

52:54

just funny. There is a

52:56

case where you know there is like the

52:59

odd cases of someone that's a public figure sure

53:01

that they're like I don't want it to be

53:03

gay because I don't want people to think that

53:05

I'm gay because it'll you know

53:07

I'm like a Republican senator and only George Santos

53:09

for example. He didn't want anyone to know that

53:11

he's gay. By the way George Santos I don't

53:13

know if you saw this. Yeah got his car

53:16

broken into. No I didn't see that.

53:18

You got a car broken into last night

53:20

and then he was I actually was wondering if if because

53:22

you got his car broken into he was on

53:25

Twitter crying about it being like this is Joe

53:27

Biden's America and Mayor Adams your

53:29

city is turning a fucking shit I got

53:31

my car broken into. But

53:34

I wonder if someone knew that it was his calling they're trying

53:36

to get some dirt on him you know because he's making lots

53:38

of enemies. Interesting I don't know a lot more dirt that you

53:40

could have than you already had. All the dirt's kind of out

53:42

there. He must be a little bit

53:44

liberating for him but just all to be dirt but

53:46

no we were looking at the cameo thing. Yeah. And

53:50

you noticed that the the

53:53

Santas were making the most money on

53:55

cameo. Santayo. And then I so

53:57

guess. I think that's why Santos was making so much because

53:59

people. Stick them for Santa. I don't know

54:01

if you saw what happened in the last

54:03

week But the number one person on cameo

54:06

was Santos claws. No way So

54:09

George Santos dressed up like Santa and

54:11

he started doing Santa cameos. Oh, yeah

54:15

The man knows how to make money Truth

54:18

man. So he was doing Santos claws for 500

54:20

bucks Bob And

54:23

honestly, it's not the craziest thing to

54:25

get someone a Santos claws came. Yeah,

54:27

it's kind of funny Yeah,

54:30

that's pretty funny He's

54:32

not welcome on this podcast now though. No, we

54:34

already have here so

54:36

if you Basically, they're saying if you

54:38

laugh about a joke about women you're probably likely

54:40

to be gay and it was just like it's

54:42

not true I'm gonna talk about women. Okay, let's

54:44

and Gay

54:47

people watching gay humor if it makes

54:50

you laugh you're probably gay Hear

54:53

that You hear

54:55

that do you hear that I'm

54:57

looking at you. Okay. Yeah you well Danny How

55:02

do you say homosexual and Jewish? No

55:05

idea he blew We

55:07

got a gay over here. I see that see

55:10

that big everyone Zoom

55:12

in you will notice some chuckles coming out

55:14

of a gay man. He's really out it

55:16

and super tired. I'm like See

55:20

us laugh at a gay joke, so that's we got a

55:22

gay so one we're doing a little test here one for

55:24

one day We got one. What do you call a gay

55:26

cowboy? I? Don't

55:28

know the Jolly Rancher Okay

55:31

straight on that one So

55:34

straight man on there How

55:36

do you fit three homosexuals on one bar

55:38

stool? How

55:42

I think you know the answer that was back boom okay,

55:44

so he's not laughing so he's denying it right now

55:47

It is fighting him. No, you turn it

55:49

upside down. What do you mean? You never heard that one before? These

55:52

are old classic street jokes. I'm telling you okay

55:54

What do you call a homosexual dentist? What

55:58

tooth fairy? So

56:00

now you sort of figured out the format. You know he

56:02

left okay All

56:09

three jokes My girls

56:11

will watch this though. She'll be like are you gay?

56:14

That's true things said that and then the article

56:16

slate said that you might be gay And then

56:18

you left at a joke so this slate person

56:20

should be friggin tartan feathered for giving that advice

56:22

by the way of us Terrible,

56:24

I don't know if you saw but the Pope it there's

56:26

sort of some people are saying it's not as much as

56:29

He basically the story was Pope says priests can

56:32

bless same-sex marriage couples But I don't know Snopes

56:34

is kind of saying that's not exactly what it

56:36

means and so it's kind of up in the

56:38

air There's a lot of articles saying that basically

56:41

he's like no. I'm not totally for it. It's just

56:43

so we're gonna bless it He's sort of like in

56:45

between I kind of like we're just not gonna be

56:47

as bad as we were before Yeah, but he's sort

56:49

of he can bless them now But it is just

56:51

funny like every every second day the Pope has an

56:54

article like he's inching a little closer to being gay

56:56

Being chill you know I mean he doesn't want to

56:58

watch his dude. He doesn't want to blow his love

57:01

I'll tell you what the weirdest worse by far the

57:03

worst part about being the Pope is the wash watching

57:05

the dude's feet Every year you gotta wash a bunch

57:07

of just like dude's feet I would hate unless you're

57:09

super into feet and then you're just like and you

57:12

love it dude well this Pope it Christmas comes early

57:14

for the Pope He does every

57:16

week come out with a new kind of rule about like

57:18

why it's pretty chill to be gay right yeah but

57:20

I Don't know if I

57:22

would take the Pope gig if you had to wash the

57:25

feet I think if I was the Pope gig I would

57:27

you definitely gonna wash the feet every time you wash the

57:29

feet have to say pause yeah And

57:32

that's the thing they're not like good feet it's not

57:35

like some super much like homeless people I just homeless

57:37

feels feet when you're doing anything the whole time. He

57:39

says no homo No

57:41

homo no homo He

57:46

added it's the seat of the Holy Spirit that must

57:48

be nurtured not hindered and that's the he means of

57:50

the gay spirit Let me know

57:52

what seed he's only one spirit and it's gay

57:55

and there's another one of these So I'm just gonna tell you

57:57

because this these slate articles

58:00

are 90% women writing

58:02

in with crazy assumptions they've made

58:04

based on dumb 2023 framework. And

58:09

then getting... When

58:12

someone should be saying, you're being

58:14

crazy, they're confirming. They're confirming, Alan.

58:17

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58:28

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58:30

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58:33

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58:48

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58:50

and I've noticed waistbands of my

58:53

underwear all on top of his pants once

58:55

in a while. So she's concluded that he's

58:57

wearing the underwear. But it's also,

58:59

I mean, I guess it's possible, but it's

59:01

also possible he's doing something even perveer with

59:03

them. Like smelling them or

59:05

putting them in his pocket. And it's also possible

59:07

that she just left her underwear on his pile

59:10

of clothes. Possibly, but I mean she keeps noticing

59:12

it, so it seems like not the most likely

59:14

scenario. Dude, that would... But if

59:16

you were, okay, if you were hypothetically wearing

59:18

your girlfriend's underwear, if

59:20

you could, you know, obviously you'd be busting them

59:22

out. That would not be you. That

59:25

would not be. Let

59:27

the record state that Danny Polishak would... That

59:29

is something he would not be doing. No. But

59:33

you probably wouldn't be so obvious to

59:35

leave it everywhere unless you like wanted her to find

59:37

it. Yeah, exactly. You'd be kind of concealing it for

59:39

sure. But the person who gave this advice was like,

59:41

oh, you want to get him the mother of... Do

59:44

you think there's any guy out there, and as I'm

59:46

saying this, I'm like, I wonder because this is actually

59:48

a pretty good idea. Like some dude who's just dating

59:50

like a pretty decent looking chick who behind her back

59:52

sells her like soiled clothes. I

59:55

don't know because I think if you wanted to run that racket, you

59:57

almost don't really need the girl, right? Cause

1:00:00

it really, you just probably buy the underwear and

1:00:02

sell them. Well, but you need them like, use,

1:00:04

you need some provenance, as I say. You need

1:00:06

to prove their use. I think a lot of

1:00:08

dudes that do that probably just wear them themselves,

1:00:10

you know what I mean? Wear them around for

1:00:12

a while and then just start to smell sweaty.

1:00:14

Wait, I've been smelling sweaty dudes underwear? I think

1:00:16

that's very likely, dude. I think there's a high

1:00:18

probability of that. That if you're

1:00:21

buying underwear, you're buying it, it was just wearing

1:00:23

by like some fucking freak. Yeah. Some,

1:00:25

just some like, dude that lives in a cabin. I

1:00:27

guess that's the problem. Probably back in the day, you

1:00:29

could get, dude, really just need to put sweat on

1:00:32

them and shit. You get ethically sourced, used panties and

1:00:34

shoes and stuff. But now with the proliferation of the

1:00:36

internet, you don't know who you're talking to. No, you

1:00:38

almost needed to come with a photo of them wearing

1:00:40

these. That's what I'm saying. It's got to be like

1:00:43

a sports memorabilia. It's got to be photo matched. But

1:00:45

it has to be photo matched and the underwear has

1:00:47

to be serialized. Yeah, yeah. It's got to be like

1:00:49

the whole authenticated and like a video

1:00:51

of her like basically jogging and then getting back

1:00:53

from jog, taking it off and then like going

1:00:56

through the whole authentication process. Crappy. Yeah. Well, I'll

1:00:58

just say, if this guy wasn't

1:01:00

wearing the underwear, and I

1:01:02

don't know, probably 50-50. Yeah. Definitely

1:01:04

the advice is like, not good. Well,

1:01:06

what's the size? How big is he?

1:01:08

I think you could probably tell. They'll

1:01:10

probably get stretched out like crazy. Are

1:01:12

you the same size as him? Did

1:01:15

you know that sniffing women's tears lessens

1:01:17

aggressive behavior in men by a

1:01:19

study? I did not know

1:01:21

that. Isn't that crazy? So you can kind of say to

1:01:23

a dude, like when he's being a little, you

1:01:25

know, being a little light in the loafers, you're

1:01:28

just like someone's been fucking sniffing women's tears. Well,

1:01:30

you think if there was any proof or efficacy

1:01:32

to this, then... There is. Well, I'm saying, but

1:01:34

then they would somehow like put women's tears and

1:01:36

like prison water supplies and stuff to... Sniffing

1:01:40

them. Well, you get the... Or whatever you

1:01:42

get. Drinking them doesn't do anything. Miss them

1:01:44

around. So basically... What if

1:01:46

you put them on clothes like fabrics often

1:01:48

or... But if you sniff liberal tears, it

1:01:50

makes you more fucking... Feminine. Isn't that crazy?

1:01:52

Interesting. According to

1:01:54

new research published in the Open Access

1:01:57

Journal, so they basically... had

1:02:00

a bunch of dudes sniff all these

1:02:02

different things and then make like risky

1:02:04

choices and this and that. And

1:02:06

when given the opportunity, the men could get

1:02:09

revenge on the other player by causing them

1:02:11

to lose money. The men did not know

1:02:13

what they're sniffing. And the men that sniff

1:02:15

the women's tears basically had less like aggression

1:02:18

and you know, need for revenge and stuff

1:02:20

like that. They're saying, isn't that wild? You

1:02:23

need to, do we need to start bottling women's tears?

1:02:26

I think that's what the next thing is,

1:02:29

bottling women's. A type of tears though. Do

1:02:31

tears of joy elicit the same? Dude, that's

1:02:33

Biden's second term is they make every man

1:02:35

line up and they have to do their

1:02:37

ceremonial sniff of the tears. I

1:02:40

wonder if there's any distinction though of how the tears

1:02:42

are made. That's the problem though, cause they need the

1:02:44

Trump to win to get the tears. And then that.

1:02:48

You think that's the Trump. But if Trump wins, they're not gonna make

1:02:50

you sniff the tears. Yeah, and there'll be

1:02:52

less tears probably. We'll

1:02:54

just be less tears if Trump loses. Yeah,

1:02:57

I know. Also another,

1:02:59

just a quick thing. So there's this woman,

1:03:02

there's a lot of controversy over the IVF clinics, right? Cause

1:03:04

a lot of people don't like the way it's like shaking

1:03:07

down. And I'll just say to those people,

1:03:09

it's like, whether you like it or

1:03:11

not, get used to this shit getting a lot

1:03:13

crazier in the next 20 years. They're gonna be,

1:03:15

in 20 years, they're gonna be

1:03:17

making babies in a lab. They

1:03:19

got their goddamn milking machines. They're

1:03:24

milking the cocks. What?

1:03:32

They actually aren't milking the cocks, but he's

1:03:34

here. They're

1:03:37

milking the goddamn cocks. That's

1:03:42

where this world's coming to. This is real

1:03:44

comfy, man. But this

1:03:46

girl got IVF and they gave her a

1:03:48

fema, it's like two, you know,

1:03:50

like Lesbos, right? And they got, they were trying

1:03:52

to get a female put in them and they

1:03:54

gave them a male embryo. And they

1:03:56

said giving birth to the son is likened to

1:03:59

having rid of it. Because this

1:04:01

son's in for a bad life like you know

1:04:03

your son's gonna be able to like Google your

1:04:05

name at one point Dude,

1:04:07

can you imagine you were the son? Born

1:04:12

to two lesbos that are suing

1:04:15

The clinic because they accidentally forced them

1:04:17

to have a boy of a boy.

1:04:20

Yeah, your life's gonna be hell Yeah,

1:04:22

and they don't think fondly of

1:04:24

men. They're gonna fuck finally. They're gonna

1:04:26

fuck this kid up You're starting your life with

1:04:28

your mom calling you a rapist for being inside

1:04:31

and like basically Yeah, you're like you're responsible for

1:04:33

all the bad things in the world and you're

1:04:35

like, I'm a week old That

1:04:39

stinks a oh, yeah, that's bad Heather

1:04:42

Wilhelm Rotenberg and his wife Robbie are

1:04:45

suing the SNY fertility clinic New York

1:04:47

after it allegedly broke an agreement to

1:04:49

insert a female embryo Cuz they just

1:04:52

screwed up right? Yeah, but it is

1:04:54

like pretty well Just being the like

1:04:56

hating men to that extent where

1:04:59

you feel like you're getting raped constantly

1:05:01

Yeah, having a boy that's your

1:05:03

child and it's like biological child too and by the

1:05:05

way, it's like, okay Well now you're just back to

1:05:07

normal people where sometimes you got a girl Sometimes you

1:05:09

got a boy and it was like we wouldn't have

1:05:11

done this if there was even a chance that we

1:05:13

can bring a boy into this world well God's

1:05:16

playing a cruel trick on you girl And I

1:05:19

kind of agree that there is just something weird

1:05:21

about all the like picking your babies and picking

1:05:23

the things and you know Killing the fetuses that

1:05:25

don't meet your specs, you know what I mean?

1:05:27

And like obviously right now it's in

1:05:30

its incubated stages no pun

1:05:32

intended But like this is

1:05:35

gonna get crazy and obviously if you

1:05:37

were like a professional athlete It

1:05:39

seems like obvious you'd be like, okay. Well, let's

1:05:41

get the biggest strongest one You know what I

1:05:43

mean? Like in 10 years, they're definitely gonna be

1:05:46

just designing the biggest strongest ones Yeah,

1:05:48

I mean you could probably do that to a

1:05:50

degree now with sperm like you can get sperm

1:05:52

of people who are like athletes And stuff well,

1:05:55

obviously yeah, but that's just still the old-fashioned. Oh,

1:05:57

you're saying with the Chris first off. They're gonna

1:05:59

be They're gonna have a 19 babies with the,

1:06:02

I don't even know what it is, but you probably

1:06:04

like, they're gonna make like a hundred babies with Shaq

1:06:07

and then they go, we'll pick the one that was the biggest by a

1:06:09

long time. Oh, just destroy the 99 others? That's

1:06:12

what they do. But it's

1:06:14

sort of. But it's just the eggs, yeah,

1:06:16

it's not. Yeah, so it's kind of people

1:06:19

sort of pitch it more like

1:06:21

they had 20 and they like aborted 19, but

1:06:24

it's not really how it shakes down. It's like

1:06:26

they didn't move forward with 19s. Yeah,

1:06:28

yeah, yeah. I know they do stuff

1:06:30

where they can like select eye color and all

1:06:32

that crazy shit. Yeah, so eventually like, I'll tell

1:06:34

you what, guys like you with your sniffles aren't

1:06:37

gonna be in existence in a while. There'll be

1:06:39

no sniffles. That being said to Jewish families and

1:06:41

they're just like, we wanna get out of

1:06:43

sniffles, it's like, listen, we're on our 2000s baby here. It

1:06:46

can't be done. Listen,

1:06:51

Mr. Rosenberg, we're on our 2000s IVF baby here. They've

1:06:56

all got the sniffles, God damn it. What

1:06:59

do you mean? We've

1:07:01

tried everything, but this stuff in 2024, we'll see,

1:07:05

but I think like in the next 10 years, you're

1:07:07

gonna really witness that thing to get wild. So it's

1:07:09

kind of one of those things where I

1:07:12

think people, I get why people, especially if you're

1:07:14

religious are like against this stuff, but I do

1:07:16

think that they're gonna be fighting like a losing

1:07:19

battle over the next like, at

1:07:21

the very least 50 years. I mean, these chicks are

1:07:23

not helping anything by saying that the boy

1:07:25

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1:07:27

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1:07:29

they fuck up, you have to like just swallow it

1:07:31

and be like, oh, okay. Yeah, oh no, we're happy

1:07:34

for them. Yeah, of course. You

1:07:36

just have to pretend. You don't go writing

1:07:38

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1:07:40

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of male versus female i'm just gonna and it

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was kind of like the one of the big

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arguments on twitter and a lot of other places

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but i'm going to read this article first because

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this woman asked a date for his rich dad's

1:12:32

number after he asked her to split the bill

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50-50 so it's okay when

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a man wants to go 50-50 on a

1:12:40

date with you this talker informed her viewers

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oh she goes do this she informed her

1:12:47

viewers filming herself on a date but not

1:12:49

showing the face of the guy she went

1:12:51

to a restaurant in nyc u with so

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when people say dating in nyc is crazy

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this is what you're dealing with you start

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the date i'll tell you what if i

1:12:59

started a date and a girl's already filming

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me on a first date it's

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like a hotel she goes i just gonna run

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your card for incidentals you go incidentals yeah date

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i know what are you gonna stripe machine so

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you're getting filmed i'll tell you what if i'm

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being filmed i am sort of unlikely to want

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to pony up the bill because the first that's

1:13:17

for me if i was on a date with a

1:13:19

girl she started filming me i would i remember

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when i first moved into uc nyc i actually uh

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dated this girl for a bit that was kind

1:13:27

of like a tattooed like influencer type okay and

1:13:30

she was had her phone out

1:13:32

trying to do instagram stories like the second time we

1:13:34

hung out and stuff like that and i was very

1:13:36

like this isn't going to be working for me there's

1:13:38

no way i want to be like moving myself into

1:13:40

your like no if anything what i'd mind presence immediately

1:13:42

no i would if anything what you do is you

1:13:45

you go along with it and then you dine and

1:13:47

dash on them dine and dash on

1:13:49

them but you can't give a good ending for their are you

1:13:51

kidding me they've already got your face you're about to get like

1:13:53

named shamed yeah but then you make your own tick tock video

1:13:55

being like no i'm just doing this because she's doing this i

1:13:57

wouldn't do this other i would never normally do this okay Normally

1:14:00

do girl you're in the building here in the bathroom,

1:14:02

and you're doing your own kick You have to then

1:14:04

you really yours before her so then time stamps He's

1:14:06

just Mike came out before hers you have to do

1:14:08

something like that if I fire with fire So

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there really is a lot of crazy stuff going on

1:14:13

There's some rapper that recently kind of when virally posted

1:14:15

some big thing you mean like Y'all

1:14:19

hoses bitches now y'all sell your pussy

1:14:21

Y'all be selling your pussy there's no you guys that's

1:14:23

why no one writes love songs anymore because all you

1:14:26

all you bitches be selling Your pussy ain't no one

1:14:28

to write love songs for Yeah

1:14:32

Not bad there's there's been a couple

1:14:34

of these lately Popping up because

1:14:36

a lot of these like girl influences that are cut

1:14:38

It's almost like they think they're doing they're like girl

1:14:40

version of Angier tape But they're just like it was

1:14:42

like one girl She was like an Asian influencer And

1:14:44

she was just basically saying like I make a hundred

1:14:46

grand a year and my husband makes on and my

1:14:48

boyfriend makes a hundred Grand a year and he still

1:14:50

has to pay for everything including rent because like that's

1:14:52

like not a woman's job Yeah, just like shit like

1:14:55

this like kind of a and it was

1:14:57

just like yeah I guess if you get some like chump, but I

1:14:59

don't think any normal dude would be Yeah,

1:15:01

you got a job good for you. Yeah, exactly.

1:15:03

Yeah, you you got a chump That's you're a better

1:15:06

looking then right and I think that's we've kind of

1:15:08

mentioned this but a lot of them kind of forget

1:15:10

That part of it right they go at one point

1:15:12

She asked him to tell her more

1:15:15

about what he did for a living as she

1:15:17

was interested to get to know him Happily agreeing

1:15:19

on camera by the way he explained that he

1:15:21

worked for his father's company He informed

1:15:23

her that he wasn't gonna be the one paying for the

1:15:25

meal entirely when the check arrives I think we should split

1:15:27

at 5050 and then I'll

1:15:30

tell you what if the if the cameras

1:15:32

out you go I'm buying one drink and I'm

1:15:34

out of here. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I do

1:15:36

all this stuff in any way So nice meeting

1:15:38

you anyways, it's great meeting you. Yeah, maybe I

1:15:40

won't have one drink like yeah There's no way

1:15:42

I'm ordering the meal after I fucking see a

1:15:44

camera out in my face crazy But

1:15:46

I think I don't know if it's just gotten crazier

1:15:48

because I haven't been out there like dating, but it's

1:15:51

like In either

1:15:53

of you right like but I don't know if it with the

1:15:55

generation now Like if it has gotten crazier to the point

1:15:58

where it's like that's not that crazy In

1:16:00

like New Yorker LA to be like on a date

1:16:02

with someone and they're fucking like filming you for their

1:16:04

like TikTok dunk on you Like

1:16:06

well, you don't know if it's the dunk on

1:16:08

you. Yeah, you're basically on trial publicly. Oh my

1:16:11

god, that's I Don't

1:16:13

see what kind of chick could be on a fucking

1:16:15

out. I don't know what kind of chick

1:16:17

could be that great Where you'd put up with that kind of nonsense? No,

1:16:19

cuz I would be immediately like what is this? What are you doing? You're

1:16:21

filming me? I'd be making fun of them the whole time. I'll put your

1:16:23

phone away What the hell Taken

1:16:26

aback by his suggestion. So she's got her camera

1:16:28

in this guy's face And she's the one taken

1:16:30

back that he's not gonna pay for the whole

1:16:32

thing She points out that she thought they were

1:16:34

on a date but reassured him that she was

1:16:36

fine with being friends if that's what she wanted

1:16:38

Quickly, she promised that it was a date but

1:16:40

claimed that if they're gonna do a husband and

1:16:42

wife He claimed

1:16:44

that he was on a date But if they were

1:16:47

gonna be a husband and wife then they need to be

1:16:49

somewhat of a fair partnership You told and then she said

1:16:51

you told me you worked for your father's company may ask

1:16:53

you a question Maybe you can

1:16:55

give me his number. I can go

1:16:57

on a date with him. So she's sort of Posting

1:16:59

this is like bam. Yeah,

1:17:01

gotcha like cuz he'll pay people girls are

1:17:04

literally just going on dates with you. It's

1:17:06

like to Write about how

1:17:08

much of a fucking loser you were after my god This

1:17:10

sucks sucks, but it's kind of like the equivalent of a

1:17:12

guy going on a date and being like I Just

1:17:15

went on a date with a girl and then she was

1:17:17

fat. So I didn't pay let's go Yeah, let go and

1:17:19

then I asked her for fucking mom's digits because your mom

1:17:21

looked kind of hot in the photo So

1:17:24

yeah, you're fucking too gross for me to bang

1:17:26

you but I'll fucking bang your mom Yeah, Justin

1:17:28

Silver always kind of mentions this but he says

1:17:30

that all the girls Essentially took

1:17:33

like the work worst characteristics

1:17:35

like a stereotypical douchebag, bro

1:17:37

and just like became it Yeah, and

1:17:39

that's what their idea of like, you

1:17:41

know kind of like pro women feminism

1:17:43

was was essentially being like hey What did

1:17:46

we think like a frat douchebag was

1:17:48

historically like as a cliche? Yeah, like

1:17:50

we're that now That's

1:17:52

true Yeah, can you like yeah

1:17:54

You're a dude being like on a date and then

1:17:56

you're filming the girl and then afterwards you just make

1:17:58

a tick-tock being like On a

1:18:01

day with this girl disgusting I didn't pay walked

1:18:03

out on the bill and then and

1:18:05

asked her for her mom's number because maybe

1:18:08

her mom was anyways We're gonna go smash

1:18:10

right now, huh? She's like what like in

1:18:12

the video. Yeah, so it's pretty ridiculous What's

1:18:15

going on there? But this is the girl that?

1:18:18

caused the big stir on the internet I

1:18:22

went on a date this week and I felt

1:18:24

the feminism leaving my body I live on the

1:18:26

east side of LA if you don't know that

1:18:28

means sort of like the arts here part of

1:18:30

LA You know it's it's people say it's like

1:18:32

Brooklyn and New York like so I go on

1:18:34

dates with a lot of men and women Who

1:18:36

you know live over here? There's always a negotiation

1:18:38

about who pays and that's great. I like to

1:18:40

pay for people all that but

1:18:47

So you get the gist of it and you know where

1:18:49

it's going Yeah, the men pay the women don't know the

1:18:51

girl paid for the date and she liked it The

1:18:54

girl paid for no the guy paid for the day.

1:18:56

She liked it So she's kind of like I'm a

1:18:58

feminist of all the stuff I live in LA and

1:19:00

then the guy paid for the day and she liked

1:19:02

it the internet sort of you like free dinners Do

1:19:04

you? Obviously

1:19:11

the crazy part of being like I Some

1:19:14

yeah in this crazy the $200 bill

1:19:16

came and it's like the guy paid for it and like this

1:19:18

weird part of me preferred But

1:19:23

so that's what yes, obviously You

1:19:26

know what I mean the the truth is

1:19:28

she's been like listening to like bullshit dogma

1:19:30

that says like you should want this Yeah,

1:19:32

you should want to pay for and then

1:19:34

a guy paid for and she's like yeah,

1:19:36

that's better obviously, right? so the kind of

1:19:38

like conservative take on this was that Saying

1:19:41

that women want all of

1:19:43

the they want like a masculine man

1:19:47

To be a traditional man. Yeah, but they

1:19:49

don't want to be a traditional woman Yeah,

1:19:51

and that's sort of what the take was

1:19:53

and then the other side of it was

1:19:57

I don't know. I don't actually know the other side of it was

1:19:59

I don't know I don't know. I'm curious how

1:20:01

the difference between dating women and men goes with

1:20:03

her Like would she think the same if a

1:20:05

woman probably the woman is more of the man

1:20:07

pays for her But I think it is like

1:20:09

in those circles It's like the truth is

1:20:11

she's 20 was you and you're dating like broke

1:20:13

eyes But like I think that there's two

1:20:15

parts where it was like I kind of didn't really

1:20:17

agree because the first part of it Is really you're

1:20:20

like yeah, you don't want to date a girl that

1:20:22

has a big political agenda one way or the other

1:20:24

right? so with this girl, it's like obviously she's listening

1:20:26

to all this stuff, but When

1:20:29

they're saying that so I'm sort

1:20:31

of I'm sort of a little bit like disagreeing

1:20:33

with the synopsis that The

1:20:35

girls want like a traditional guy that they don't

1:20:38

want to be a traditional woman, right? Yeah, and

1:20:40

I'm also disagreeing that that's better Somewhat

1:20:42

because I think the first thing

1:20:44

is you don't want to You

1:20:47

don't want to date a girl. That's like, you know,

1:20:49

just completely Traditional or

1:20:51

whatever right now But there

1:20:53

are a sense you are about the idea that

1:20:55

you know They want

1:20:57

a traditional man just because you want him to pay and

1:20:59

stuff like that Like there's a million like actors in Hollywood

1:21:02

that are like rich and would say all the bullshit. She

1:21:04

was saying yeah It's like she would

1:21:06

like that guy better probably. Yeah, she just wanted

1:21:08

to want a guy pay She doesn't I'm sure

1:21:10

there's many traditional male roles that she does not

1:21:13

like right So it's not really accurate to say

1:21:15

that she wants a traditional guy It's like yes

1:21:17

girls that are into all that left-wing bullshit or

1:21:19

like whatever live like, you know Like

1:21:22

college kid feminist shit It's like yeah they

1:21:24

still prefer if the guy was like not

1:21:26

a you know, not like a total pushover

1:21:28

and people like Respected him. Yeah, and and

1:21:30

then he was rich like I'm sure that

1:21:33

X like just pick any like actor who's all

1:21:35

about all this sort of stuff or like I'm

1:21:37

sure this girl would love Hassan Piker more than

1:21:40

she would love, you know, yeah She doesn't want

1:21:42

like Ben Shapiro or whatever just he happens to

1:21:44

pay the bill, right? So it's kind of like

1:21:46

an extrapolation It's not accurate. I mean, she's probably

1:21:48

like kind of a communist and she would prefer

1:21:50

anytime she goes to any restaurant when they go

1:21:53

Bill's taken care of great. I'm

1:21:55

sure yeah, but the other part about it and

1:21:58

the more important part where I think it's It's

1:22:00

like I think that narrative is growing

1:22:02

that like you really want like a

1:22:04

tradwife and stuff like that. Yeah and

1:22:07

it's kind of interesting because neither

1:22:09

me or you fit in that role when

1:22:11

I think back to when I

1:22:13

think back to Like maybe

1:22:15

of all the people I've dated my life. I

1:22:17

would say three that I really

1:22:19

liked Yeah, and all no all three

1:22:22

of them were not like tradwife No,

1:22:25

like the really like that I've

1:22:28

dated girls that would way more fit into that

1:22:30

role and I've dated some of

1:22:32

them and I like they can Do that they

1:22:34

can be convinced certainly to I mean something. Yeah,

1:22:36

that's true And some point the economics of it

1:22:38

just makes sense Like, you know, I have a

1:22:41

friend who's you know multiple kids and it's just

1:22:43

like It costs as much money like I

1:22:45

make as much money working as I do taking care of the kids

1:22:47

So I'm just gonna take care of the kids because that

1:22:49

money is yeah, it makes it good So I think there's

1:22:51

a lot of it where it's like a

1:22:54

traditional like a super traditional wife and

1:22:56

like right now Society works

1:22:58

probably way better if you're a

1:23:00

Christian conservative that's rich Yeah, but

1:23:03

in a kind of a rich period Mm-hmm.

1:23:06

Yeah, the money is the main thing obviously

1:23:08

having a tradwife sucks if you make 40

1:23:10

grand a year You're like a single income

1:23:12

40 grand and like this blows but then

1:23:14

again if you are okay, so And

1:23:17

also I think that my sort of take on

1:23:19

it was it really it's all you know It

1:23:21

goes back to its all trade-offs And I think

1:23:23

you have to sort of like think about which

1:23:25

guy you are Because if you

1:23:28

think about it and you go are you a guy

1:23:30

that you want your whole life to evolve around your

1:23:32

girlfriend? Because or do you want like

1:23:34

are you a busy person and you have like your

1:23:36

friend groups? You do a lot of stuff with your

1:23:38

friends where it's just guys not girls Yeah, are you

1:23:40

gonna be the guy that like every event you do

1:23:42

is kind of like family like the girls always there

1:23:44

It's like all of our meetups are gonna be like

1:23:46

me and the wife with the friend and the wife Every

1:23:49

event we go to it's obviously like implied she's come

1:23:51

to it you have to decide which of those two

1:23:53

guys you want to be to some degree and where

1:23:55

you fit on that spectrum because if you were a

1:23:57

guy that Doesn't want your entire life to be you

1:23:59

know every event is obviously the two

1:24:01

of us. Yeah. You know, you ever had a friend

1:24:03

that, um, you're like, oh, well, uh, oh,

1:24:06

you wanna like, meet for lunch? She's like, what time do you

1:24:08

want us to meet? Yeah, I don't want the girl. Yeah, dude,

1:24:10

like, I was gonna catch up with you. Like, I don't really

1:24:12

wanna fucking hang with your chick. You know what I mean? Yeah,

1:24:14

yeah. And those are the guys who usually, they get a girlfriend

1:24:18

to disappear. They go in the witness direction.

1:24:20

Right. But, exactly, right? So if you are

1:24:22

that guy, you don't have like, a ton

1:24:24

of super close guy friends. You want a

1:24:26

girl whose like, entire life is wrapped up

1:24:28

around you. Yeah. But if you're not that

1:24:30

guy, the complete like, classic

1:24:33

like, feminine role that like, her entire life

1:24:35

is wrapped up around you, kinda

1:24:37

stinks. Yeah. Because she's gonna

1:24:39

be like, bugging you. Yeah, bugging non-stop.

1:24:42

Well, if all of her like, enjoyment

1:24:44

or most of her, you know,

1:24:46

happiness comes from like, time with you, and

1:24:48

like, revolves around, if you're the center of

1:24:50

her world completely, that's like- That's why you

1:24:52

get them a kid. Because then they have

1:24:54

a new center. But even then, it's like,

1:24:56

you know what you basically turn yourself into

1:24:58

if you're any busy, and you have like,

1:25:00

a completely traditional life, you're gonna turn yourself

1:25:02

into like, the dad in a

1:25:05

Christmas movie that's the bad guy. Yeah. You

1:25:08

know what I mean? Unless you want

1:25:10

to be the guy that you're just like, I'm, you

1:25:12

know, five o'clock work shuts off, I'm not thinking about

1:25:14

it, someone call me, it's like, well, whatever, it's like,

1:25:16

you know what I mean? It's like, well, you know

1:25:19

what, my friends are doing this, but whatever, or, you

1:25:21

know, there's this- Yeah, how do you- It's not for

1:25:24

everybody. I think a lot of people wind up in

1:25:26

that life. That's probably a lot of times the least

1:25:28

path, the least resistance is kind of ending up in

1:25:30

that life. Yeah, of course, yeah.

1:25:32

But yeah. But yeah, the more- I

1:25:35

mean, you want your girl to have friends. That's the one

1:25:37

thing I know from that. Yeah, but if you have a

1:25:39

completely traditional- Such a life and no friends. Like,

1:25:42

you know, if you're living on that system,

1:25:45

where everyone's, the girl's like, just completely traditional, she's

1:25:47

like, she's not having a ton of friends usually.

1:25:49

No. I like her

1:25:51

friends. I guess maybe they can. Maybe like, church

1:25:53

groups or something. Well, this is what I'm thinking. We're

1:25:55

sort of like picking and choosing like the perfect scenario,

1:25:57

but like, people that I know that sort of more-

1:26:00

have that scenario it's like no you're the center of

1:26:02

their world. Yeah, for sure. Or the kids are. Yeah.

1:26:04

A lot of friends who's like the kids

1:26:06

are like that's all they do. Well yes

1:26:08

obviously step one is you got to give

1:26:10

them kids to take care of because otherwise

1:26:13

like they're gonna have nothing to literally nothing

1:26:15

to do. Yeah yeah. Trad life is weird

1:26:17

with no kids. And most people living in

1:26:19

today. That's not very trad to not have

1:26:21

kids. What percentage of guys do you think

1:26:23

can afford just completely without being

1:26:25

like a poor essentially that you know it's

1:26:27

just like she never works. Uh.

1:26:30

So it's off the table for probably like 90% of

1:26:32

people. Yeah probably. I don't know exact number but

1:26:34

it's high for sure. Right?

1:26:38

Yeah. But there

1:26:40

is a there is something to be said about

1:26:42

like yeah obviously like a girl

1:26:44

would like to pick and choose the best parts

1:26:47

of all different types of guys. Yeah

1:26:49

and I'm wondering all trad wise are not created equally

1:26:51

either because I'm sure some chicks are just like one

1:26:53

of you the peggy Bundy just stay at home eating

1:26:55

fucking chocolates all day and doing fuck all. Mm-hmm. You

1:26:57

know and then there are some who are like yeah

1:27:00

I'll like do all the stuff. I

1:27:02

kind of working all day. Yeah I kind of think

1:27:04

of it is like when I'm designing like life in

1:27:06

general and maybe this isn't everyone but like I always

1:27:08

kind of think of it the same as stocks like

1:27:10

you know that old thing where girls

1:27:13

are like when you say you think of relationships is like

1:27:15

a dog. But you go you

1:27:17

know the thing where it's like if you can if you can

1:27:20

cap off the bottom end yeah you know like

1:27:22

you'll be you're gonna be fine. The tail risk.

1:27:24

The tail risk you're at least gonna be fine.

1:27:26

Yeah. So you kind of look at like what

1:27:28

is the worst case scenario of those you know

1:27:30

what I mean? So like worst case scenario of

1:27:33

of like a trad

1:27:35

wife is she essentially just becomes like a

1:27:38

wine mom that's like unhappy. Yeah it's because they're

1:27:40

just constantly nagging you in those right? Yeah. So

1:27:42

that's the bottom end of that. Well she looks

1:27:44

to for her happiness in you and like a

1:27:46

lot of times you're like well you got to

1:27:48

find that yourself like I can set up the

1:27:51

But if you sort of pushed her into a

1:27:53

scenario where like you you basically told her like

1:27:55

the only way you're allowed to find anything

1:27:57

to do is around me. Yeah. So

1:28:00

you're sort of almost, because a lot of times, I think

1:28:02

this is the other problem too, is a lot

1:28:04

of big commentators and stuff are around

1:28:06

our age or a little bit, maybe

1:28:09

like five years older, but

1:28:11

a lot of the negative effects of those things, a

1:28:13

lot of these people have kids

1:28:16

that are four. And

1:28:18

I think the bottom end of those don't set

1:28:20

in for tell you're probably 45, you know what

1:28:22

I mean? A lot of times

1:28:24

the worst area of that, so I think a lot of people,

1:28:28

and I'm not saying that they can't work, any scenario can

1:28:30

work, but that's the bottom end of that. And

1:28:32

then the bottom end of the other one is, you know, you

1:28:35

basically have a girl that provides

1:28:38

like no support for yourself, like right? Where it's like all

1:28:40

the things you might want in a traditional girl, you get

1:28:42

none of, right? You get none of, but she works. Yes,

1:28:46

yeah, so that's the tail end of that one. So

1:28:48

there's money, so yeah, you're trading off at that point,

1:28:50

just money. You're trading off, so you sort of look

1:28:52

at what the two lifestyles are, and depending on the

1:28:54

girl, you're trading off one for

1:28:56

the other, and generally the one that's cooler and

1:28:59

more your friend is gonna be the closer one

1:29:01

to the one that has their own life. Yeah.

1:29:03

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. like

1:29:06

a glorified assistant for a wife? Yeah,

1:29:08

that's, but it doesn't sound that good. Right,

1:29:12

and considering all the, with all the problems,

1:29:14

that's the assistant's cause. That you have, exactly.

1:29:16

The paid assistant's cause, what do you think?

1:29:18

And then you sort of patronize it, and

1:29:20

they're like you're essentially your assistant, but you

1:29:22

basically talk to them like, oh, the boss.

1:29:24

Yeah, yeah. Like, the old boss

1:29:26

didn't get my dry cleaning. Ah, the boss

1:29:29

is in charge of everything. He's like, what

1:29:31

is she in charge of? It's like, I

1:29:33

don't know, mainly dinner. Come on, you're in

1:29:35

dinner, cleaning after dinner, grocery

1:29:38

shopping. The

1:29:40

chief over here. So

1:29:44

I think that, I think

1:29:46

there's a lot of people pushing you into extremes right

1:29:48

now of what you want, and really for a lot

1:29:50

of people, you kind of want a bit of a

1:29:53

taste of both, you know? It's like when you go

1:29:55

to a buffet, you don't want just

1:29:57

one thing. You want a couple, you know, you want. Yeah, you

1:29:59

want this whole. the buffet don't be the coolest girl

1:30:01

in the world but you want them to be like cool enough

1:30:03

that you you know can you know you want them to be

1:30:05

out you don't want them to be out every night you're right

1:30:07

but you want them to be you want

1:30:09

them to be feminine but you don't want them to just

1:30:12

be like totally not on your level so you want kind

1:30:14

of a mix of all I think that they can eat

1:30:16

it too yeah but you don't get the full slice of

1:30:18

cake when you get to eat it too I just get

1:30:20

like a little mini cupcake uh-huh yeah

1:30:22

and girls are probably the same thing they're

1:30:24

like yeah on paper it's like yeah I

1:30:27

want someone that has like my values but

1:30:29

also isn't like a total pussy no

1:30:31

one respects him no cuz like

1:30:35

those girls yeah you're right those girls generally

1:30:37

like date like a you know

1:30:39

a broke communist in there like 20s and

1:30:41

then they were like yeah this kind of sting

1:30:43

yeah they love the ideals at first and then

1:30:46

they're like yeah we're getting kicked out for

1:30:48

not paying our rent that's gonna suck yeah

1:30:50

this stunks dating like a tortured artist yeah his

1:30:52

mandolin career is not taking off stand up

1:30:55

bass career crappiest

1:30:57

instrument well yeah so and if you're the guy that's

1:31:00

gonna be the tortured mandolin player it's like you just

1:31:02

you know that you date her till she's like 27

1:31:04

then you traded in for the 24 you keep trading

1:31:07

up for someone who's like okay with that lifestyle

1:31:09

at their age yeah it's an age specific

1:31:13

lifestyle I

1:31:15

mean the biggest trap sometimes if you get older

1:31:17

is is if you're not don't have like you're

1:31:20

not with someone is dating someone your own age

1:31:22

because as a guy cuz you're

1:31:24

like in your mid 30s you like oh I'm gonna do

1:31:26

some of your own age like they're not gonna have a

1:31:28

lot of runway for dickin around like they're gonna want to

1:31:30

go on real quick here yeah

1:31:32

yeah so that's you kind of do all the

1:31:34

math on it I'm sort of sick of everything

1:31:37

being like binary from politics to you

1:31:39

know the way to live your life

1:31:41

it's like the truth is gender yeah

1:31:45

the best you heard it here first people but

1:31:48

you know what I'm saying the people that I know that

1:31:50

are like the most happy have like a balance of sort

1:31:52

of both of the things yeah I think so it's

1:31:55

sort of when they're saying like and

1:31:59

also on the topic of this where they kind of

1:32:01

like there's a big article this like Gen Z and millennial

1:32:03

women are waking up to the lies feminists told them and they're

1:32:05

fed up and there's a lot of girls that are sort of

1:32:07

like in their 35 being like you know feminism lied to me

1:32:09

and it didn't work out well yeah they were just told that

1:32:11

they wouldn't they could ignore their biology and

1:32:14

would be fine without having kids and then they wanted

1:32:16

them and well and then he just gets to the

1:32:18

point we're like you know what I kind of do

1:32:20

my kids you're like too bad yeah and I

1:32:23

think the takeaway from that is probably it's true

1:32:25

but the takeaway from that is don't be the

1:32:27

other one the other don't be the version the

1:32:29

other way around where you just like

1:32:31

box yourself into the totally every traditional thing

1:32:33

in the world and then you fucking just

1:32:35

kind of like unless you're just such that

1:32:37

guy I mean whatever it's like it's just

1:32:39

a true again it's just a trade-off like

1:32:41

not every woman has not everybody has kids

1:32:44

just to lie to yourself and saying like

1:32:47

you know the at a biological

1:32:49

level it's literally the purpose of existing is

1:32:51

just to reproduce you know but see that's

1:32:53

right but my point that I'm making is

1:32:55

it turns these women into like ideological soldiers

1:32:57

and at the end of that line they're

1:32:59

not happy and I think the guy take

1:33:01

away when are women ever happy that's true but

1:33:04

the guy take away of turning into like a

1:33:06

male ideological soldier for some other shit I think

1:33:08

and you in the same place probably like not

1:33:10

that happy yeah you kind of realize

1:33:12

you wasted I don't think extremism is good

1:33:14

in any capacity yeah yeah so

1:33:17

there's this uh I told you my new

1:33:19

year's resolution is to you know get more

1:33:21

mad about stuff grind and grow grind and

1:33:23

get more mad about stuff and one of

1:33:25

the things that I'm gonna get more hyped

1:33:27

up about is climate change all right yeah

1:33:30

I'm fucking fired up but

1:33:32

there's this scientist he's a climate scientist

1:33:34

right and he's kind of been popping

1:33:37

off online you like this guy no so

1:33:40

he's

1:33:42

doing all he has all these photo shoots where he's

1:33:44

just like he's fucking cross-legged and this

1:33:46

is his whole deal well cuz the meditating is

1:33:48

the only thing that doesn't give him anxiety about

1:33:51

the right and the articles are writing about this

1:33:53

guy kind of like he's a hero right but

1:33:55

to the point of what has been like kind

1:33:57

of the threat of the last few things You're

1:34:00

saying it's like this was maybe the worst life available

1:34:02

to a guy is to be this fucking Dweeb

1:34:04

Well, he says a mental illness This

1:34:06

is just another way that we're yeah, it is

1:34:08

a mental illness and they're talking about this guy

1:34:10

like he's amazing But it's

1:34:12

pretty hilarious the way that this

1:34:14

article shakes down climate scientist Peter

1:34:16

Kalmas visits a fossil fuel free

1:34:18

homestead, Maine Looking not for

1:34:21

solutions for climate change But a better way

1:34:23

to survive and make peace with his grief

1:34:25

because this guy's just like constantly grief-stricken Anxiety

1:34:28

about the future even though he will be

1:34:30

fine Got a general anxiety

1:34:32

about like later generations. Imagine listening to this guy being

1:34:34

like this is a good way to live your life

1:34:36

He's like, what do you do was like well, I

1:34:38

have to meditate two hours a day. So I don't

1:34:40

fucking don't cry the rest of it over

1:34:44

what oh, it's Just

1:34:46

the climate you go. It's pretty nice outside though

1:34:48

for winter. I know Pretty

1:34:51

nice though, and it wasn't like

1:34:53

the summer was crazy This is what he's

1:34:55

living like off to the side Peter Kalmas

1:34:57

sits alone. His eyes are closed His

1:35:00

toes are tucked beneath his body. He's

1:35:02

catching an occasional side eye

1:35:04

from onlookers when I'm meditating I don't

1:35:06

feel anxious. He says explaining that he

1:35:08

strives for two hours of meditation a

1:35:10

day to keep his client anxiety at

1:35:13

bay Otherwise, it's completely overwhelming and

1:35:15

you go He meditates to her. Who

1:35:17

do you think and honestly if you do think this

1:35:19

is like a problem You go who do you think

1:35:21

is actually more likely to solve the problem the guy

1:35:23

meditating two hours a day So he could get through

1:35:25

the day or like someone like Elon Musk is actually

1:35:27

just doing stuff and maybe some of them

1:35:29

don't work But he's still trying shit. Well, this guy

1:35:32

meditates every day for two hours in the other two

1:35:34

hours. He stops traffic from He

1:35:36

is a just stop oil dude. He is he

1:35:38

does all this stuff, right? So

1:35:40

this guy's like he's not gonna help solve the problem at

1:35:42

all if he does think it's a problem and

1:35:45

it's like the truth is At

1:35:48

some point like what

1:35:50

is the point of like living like this and they're

1:35:52

sort of telling people like it's an aspirational story to

1:35:54

be like this hero Probably get

1:35:56

mainly sounds like he's married and has a family,

1:35:58

but he is probably getting tons of

1:36:01

fucking gross vegan pussy. Do

1:36:03

you see PETA's new thing? Which one? PETA released

1:36:05

a video today, or yesterday, being like, this is

1:36:07

your breakfast. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it showed

1:36:09

the eggs and it goes, c'mon! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:36:11

And it shows the bacon and it shows the

1:36:13

milk and it goes, moo! That

1:36:15

doesn't make sense, though, with the eggs thing, because those,

1:36:17

like, and again, I'm ignorant and I didn't know this

1:36:20

all fairly recently, at least for the last 10 years,

1:36:22

but be like, eggs do not become chickens. What?

1:36:26

Eggs don't become chicken. What do they become? Nothing,

1:36:28

they have to be fertilized. If they're unfertilized, you're

1:36:30

not, like, snatching it away from becoming a chicken.

1:36:32

Like, do they have to sit on them? No,

1:36:35

they just, they have to be fertilized by a hen,

1:36:37

I guess. How do they

1:36:39

fertilize eggs then? It's like jizz.

1:36:42

How does it get inside the egg? I have no idea, that's

1:36:44

out of my pay grade. But all I know is- Don't they

1:36:46

just put the eggs there and sit on them and they become

1:36:48

chickens? No, they have

1:36:51

to be fertilized. They have to jizz on the egg? So if there's not a,

1:36:53

what is it, a rooster? Or a rooster,

1:36:55

sorry, if there's not a rooster around, then they're just

1:36:57

eggs, they're just a- So they lay eggs even without

1:36:59

a rooster banging on them? Correct, yeah, and they would

1:37:01

not become chickens. Like, you'd do, it's

1:37:03

not just like- How would they jizz- We're not snatching them away and

1:37:05

then, like, eating them before they would become chickens. How did the jizz

1:37:07

get in the egg? Doesn't make sense.

1:37:10

I don't know. Because if you jizzed on the egg,

1:37:12

it wouldn't seep, it seeps into the egg. They

1:37:15

rub their cloacos together. They rub their

1:37:17

cloacos together, Johnny Glover. There you go.

1:37:19

What happens? To fertilize, they

1:37:21

rub their cloacos together and then that's

1:37:23

the transfer and then the egg gets fertilized. But

1:37:26

that's before the egg- Oh, so they kind of do a thing

1:37:28

first and then- So these eggs

1:37:30

already weren't fertilized. Yeah. Which

1:37:32

means they won't become chickens. Correct. Well,

1:37:34

also funny is they had to buy

1:37:36

all this shit to make this breakfast

1:37:39

to do their video. Yeah, yeah. They're

1:37:41

just crying the whole time. Many of

1:37:43

us avoid thinking too deeply about the

1:37:45

worst scenarios of climate change. He is

1:37:47

fixated on them, a hero. Kalmis49

1:37:50

thinks civilization is on the path to

1:37:52

break down. The Biden administration is clueless

1:37:54

on climate and then he might get

1:37:56

fired from his job at NASA if he's

1:37:59

arrested a third- time for protesting

1:38:01

what he views as downright madness

1:38:04

and none of this article is gonna be like

1:38:06

maybe he should stop You know blocking people on

1:38:08

their way to play. Yeah, I mean Yeah,

1:38:11

I feel there is obviously one part of

1:38:13

me where you're like What if these guys

1:38:15

are right, you know, like what if like

1:38:17

literally cuz they're so I don't I don't

1:38:19

think so But they're just such doom and

1:38:21

gloomers where they're like, yeah, the world is

1:38:23

gonna end in 50. We're dead We're

1:38:26

fucking dead 50 years. This guy thinks it's like a

1:38:28

year now Whatever unless we do like the craziest rash

1:38:30

and then I kind of every normal person's like well,

1:38:32

we all know we're not doing that So I like

1:38:34

when they just post all the predictions of every time

1:38:37

every year that it was gonna die before this But

1:38:39

same as when they have one from ten years ago

1:38:41

That was really funny where it says in ten years

1:38:43