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from the Brozki Nation headquarters

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in Los Angeles, California. This

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is the Brozki Report with

1:12

your host, Brittany Brozki. Hello

1:15

to all and to all a

1:17

hello. I about

1:20

two and a half hours ago decided

1:23

to do a little num nummies on

1:25

a little eddy. Okay, I went

1:28

num mode in the, I

1:31

went num mode in the eddy zone. Guys,

1:35

you've never gone num mode in

1:38

the eddy zone when

1:41

you numbled on some edibles? Have

1:44

you never ever thought of it? Remember

1:47

those girls from middle school who would have that white shit

1:49

in the corner of their mouths? I really am

1:51

wishing them the best today because

1:54

I know it was part of having braces.

1:56

They like gathered. Every

1:58

time I take an edible. get caught in mouth and

2:00

I start thinking about how I wish I had braces. Okay,

2:04

and we're back. Welcome

2:06

back to regularly scheduled programming

2:08

here on the BBC. Britney

2:11

Broski channel. The

2:13

BBCN. The

2:16

BBCNN MSNBC ABC

2:18

TLC. Okay, put

2:21

that on a fucking t-shirt. Wait, comedy

2:23

alive tonight, ladies and gentlemen. What was I talking

2:25

about? This is gonna be awful. Also, if

2:27

y'all hear it in the background, I'm doing laundry.

2:30

Because I'm an adult. Oh my God,

2:32

I had this thing last night. I was laying in bed and

2:34

I was like, you

2:36

know what I haven't really ever thought about is

2:38

that like we get to do stuff. Like

2:41

I fly to Nashville tomorrow. I get to

2:43

go to Nashville. Like if you start to think

2:45

about life, like you're still in seventh

2:47

grade and like you got permission to do

2:49

something or like you can do something without

2:51

worrying about it or like for fun. Like,

2:53

oh my yes, we get to do it. If

2:56

you treat everything in life as like a

2:58

little reward like that, completely

3:00

changes your perspective. Like I

3:03

get to drive around in my car. I get

3:05

to lose listen to my own music. I

3:08

get to go get a cute little snack from

3:10

the 7-Eleven on the corner

3:14

from the 7-Eleven on the corner. You

3:17

ever worked on the corner. So

3:20

today, this is my idea

3:22

guys to be completely just

3:25

transparent once again. Oh

3:28

Lord, my nipples are almost out. Good

3:30

night. Could you imagine I get banned

3:32

from YouTube. Remember that picture of Nick

3:34

Jonas's nipples? Why were they so big?

3:37

Nick Jonas, why were they so big? Oh,

3:39

I did move forward with

3:42

consuming three,

3:45

five milligram pieces of. What

3:49

was it? Fruit. It's called

3:51

Fruit and it's

3:53

an edible brand and

3:56

it tasted like blue razz. I

3:59

was doing the blue razz. Okay, we're going

4:01

blue razzle razzle dazzle mode

4:03

on my tongue on my tongue meat

4:07

on my tongue nubs What

4:10

about that tongue meat? I know tongue meat would be

4:12

lean Tongue meat

4:14

helper hamburger helper tuna fish

4:16

helper. You know what I really

4:18

wanted to do This is what I've been trying to fucking

4:20

say for like 30 minutes and it's been

4:23

four minutes I

4:27

couldn't tell you a single goddamn thing

4:29

that I've talked about yet Like can

4:31

you shut the fuck up? What

4:36

the actual fuck have I said

4:38

in the last five minutes? That's

4:40

gonna send me into a spiral Like

4:44

stop talking shut the fuck up What

4:47

I wanted to do with you guys. Hey guys, I

4:49

took three. I took 15 milligrams of an

4:51

edible I want to do the New York

4:53

Times daily daily crossword. Okay? We're

4:55

gonna take that from the top. I want to do

4:57

the New York Times daily mini crossword Brooke

5:01

got me absolutely addicted to these things. I

5:03

do one every day New

5:06

York Times daily

5:10

Mini Jarvis show me this guy's

5:12

balls, please Daily

5:15

mini crossword puzzle Play

5:19

oh I already

5:21

did it. Okay, we're gonna do the next one

5:23

Okay Guys,

5:25

this is I literally don't give a

5:27

shit. Everyone's gonna help me in the

5:29

next 10 minutes Okay

5:33

Here is the daily mini for

5:35

the New York Times Everyone's

5:38

gonna help me or you're gonna

5:40

see how good I am at this This

5:43

will be a little three-minute segment everyone help shout

5:45

it out wherever you are in your car If

5:47

you're working help me solve this and then I'm

5:49

gonna talk about something really serious Okay, cuz we're

5:51

finally gonna get to the seven deadly sins, but

5:53

first we have to do the daily mini one

5:57

across a stunt bike sport for

6:00

short s

6:04

be at Titled

6:06

with an apostrophe directly in the middle.

6:08

It's four letters ma'am Something

6:11

Karenina a Tolstoy novel for

6:14

Anna Karenina fluffy Indian

6:16

bread six cross for nan Stay

6:21

right there. It's three letters stay

6:23

right there three letters Anybody

6:26

shout it out. Feel free to shout it out. We'll come back to

6:28

you battery for a remote AAA

6:32

Fruit depicted by the circled letters the

6:34

circle letters right now read s a

6:37

n a something a And

6:41

it's a fruit. So I'm assuming I have this first

6:43

one wrong because that's actually going to be but nah

6:45

nah BMX

6:50

That's what the stunt bike sport was guys It

6:53

was not SDS as BS which is what

6:55

I put in the first

6:57

place because I'm fucking stupid

7:00

Marvel Comics mutant X-men

7:03

got it next Title

7:05

with a yep. Okay, motherfucker. We

7:07

did that stay right there Okay,

7:11

four down craze and

7:13

it's five and it's man mania Okay,

7:16

stay right there Banana

7:24

It's a skill few have and

7:26

I'm so glad I actually feel really Spiritually

7:29

connected to everyone right now if you manage

7:31

to get through any of that sentence hearing

7:34

me because I Feel

7:38

like I'm on the altar right now. Actually my brain just

7:40

said you feel like you're giving vows If

7:42

I were to give vows to my husband, I

7:44

would not write a single thing down. It's coming

7:46

off the dome I'm doing a type 5 stand-up

7:49

set at my wedding. You can get I'll guarantee

7:51

you that right now Alright, pretty tough

7:53

as a vows great I ripped the

7:55

mic out of his hand and I abandoned him and

7:57

I'm just walking towards the front of the front of

7:59

the altar like so

8:01

the thing about tic-tac-chap like that's

8:04

fully unless I also marry a

8:06

stand-up comedian which I won't I

8:09

will not be marrying a stand-up comedian because why

8:11

I'm marrying Andrew who's your birth not

8:13

marrying I think marriage is sort of

8:15

an antiquated institution but I will be

8:17

moving to Ireland again I hate

8:20

to sort of keep beating a dead

8:22

horse but it is gonna happen and we

8:24

will make plans to move the grocery report

8:26

set to Ireland now

8:28

I did go ahead and solve the daily mini in

8:31

three minutes to 30 seconds with the help of you

8:33

all now in this moment I didn't

8:35

feel like what

8:39

I said before I felt like am

8:54

I ever talking about I am

8:57

so sorry to anyone who was listening who

8:59

has ever listened this is

9:02

this is truly brain rot this is it

9:04

does not get worse this is rock bottom

9:06

congrats you found it this

9:09

is worse than normal darkness it's

9:13

extreme darkness I

9:16

need another spongebob tattoo okay

9:19

everyone hope you got that out of your

9:22

systems the games are over

9:24

it's been 11 minutes of me talking

9:26

literally out of my butthole my

9:28

butt flaps are just but

9:31

hey what's a butt flap if you think

9:33

about it like anatomically what's

9:35

a butt flap maybe we're gonna

9:37

learn about the seven deadly sins I've

9:40

been talking about it and

9:42

I feel like right now I'm feeling

9:44

really porous and spongy and like I can

9:46

absorb anything okay oh

9:49

my god you know what else I've been waiting to Google with you guys

9:51

I saw this chilling

9:53

chilling image of something that

9:55

I love Love in

9:58

a sort of. Historical

10:00

fascination way not. love what

10:02

happened And of course I

10:04

am talking about sure noble,

10:06

I don't love the reactor

10:08

melting. Okay, I love the

10:10

lore behind it. And

10:13

I love. Stuff like that that's

10:15

really macabre. Okay, and like. Yeah,

10:18

it's uninhabitable, and it's one

10:20

of the biggest examples of

10:22

human failure. Human error on

10:24

a global scale. Okay,

10:27

Love learning about it! Because.

10:29

It. Still remains to be

10:31

revealed the full impact of something

10:33

like Chernobyl? Are you? Hearing me?

10:36

dude? It has yet to be

10:38

discovered. We. Are messing with

10:40

radiation when it comes to dentistry

10:42

and you know. A healthcare

10:44

today. I fully understand that

10:46

there are ways. To utilize

10:48

radiation in a way that is

10:50

ceilings to the body. Radiation

10:53

And it's pure form at a

10:55

site like Chernobyl. I literally always

10:58

think of that poem, The Flight.

11:01

Let's. Just the story of Icarus of like

11:03

you start to believe you are the god

11:05

and then you fly too close to the

11:07

sun and. There will always be something bear

11:09

to to knock you down. You know. That.

11:13

Is No Or Icarus and Achilles.

11:15

The same person. Icarus

11:17

and Achilles are both. Characters and Greek

11:20

mythology. And. Greek Mythology

11:22

Icarus. Photo up here is

11:24

the. Son of Daedalus who flies to

11:26

close to the sun and drowns when.

11:28

His wings melt. Because the

11:30

made up of the story of Icarus

11:32

is use as a metaphor for someone

11:35

who's too ambitious or tries to do

11:37

something to risk. And Greek

11:39

mythology. Achilles is the strongest warrior

11:41

and hero and the Greek army

11:43

during the Trojan War. The story

11:46

of Achilles appears in Homer's Iliad

11:48

and elsewhere. And. Chapman's.

11:50

Homer's Iliad Book. Sixteen.

11:54

That x I sixteen

11:56

Icarus is Patrick Plus.

11:58

The Wings or Achilles. Armaments and

12:00

flying too high is assaulting the walls

12:02

of Troy Didn't comprehend any

12:05

of that last sentence there. Okay,

12:07

so Achilles Achilles

12:11

how did he die? Achilles

12:16

is killed by an arrow. Oh my

12:19

god, I have always interchanged Achilles heel

12:21

and Like the

12:24

story of Icarus is the

12:26

same thing because I'm a

12:28

big fucking dummy Okay, stupid

12:31

stupid When

12:33

I don't remember intricate details of Greek mythology that I

12:36

learned about in eighth grade Sometimes

12:44

I see those tiktoks that are making fun of

12:46

the theater kid roommate and then I slowly came

12:49

to the crippling Horrifying

12:51

realization that I have those tendencies

12:53

and it's not something I'm proud

12:55

of and it's something I'm actively

12:57

trying to unlearn. Please please give me

12:59

grace The

13:01

ex-theater kid like breaking into accidents

13:03

and thinking that it's really actually

13:05

like you're killing them Like like

13:07

you are absolutely killing this type

13:10

5 no, dude You

13:12

are the worst person in the room and

13:14

everyone's laughing because they're uncomfortable. Okay

13:18

Don't put the ball in TV now If

13:22

I'm actually in real life at a party

13:24

that I see someone do that. Oh my god I

13:27

think I would laugh because it would shock me or

13:29

I would laugh that would think they're being sarcastic if

13:31

someone actually But then again, that's me Fully

13:35

a hundred percent raw

13:38

raw dog me Yep,

13:42

that's me I used to

13:44

love that so Raven I Miss

13:47

Raven Simone. What did she do? What happened to

13:49

Raven Simone? She was

13:51

my favorite cheetah girl Galleria

13:54

dude, are you serious? Everyone was

13:56

like I'm Chanel. I'm Chanel. No, babe. I'm

13:58

Galleria. I'm Large and in

14:00

charge. Cheetah Girls doesn't happen unless I happen,

14:02

okay? And they learn that the hard way

14:04

in Cheetah Girls too. Galleria

14:07

said, I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna write

14:09

all the music. I'm gonna literally choreograph it. I'm

14:11

on the piano, I'm on the guitar. Look guys,

14:14

I've written this in four part harmony. Can I

14:16

get 20 minutes of your time

14:18

to come down and practice Amiga's Cheetahs?

14:21

Sis, what was it? Friends for life? You

14:24

can't give me 20 minutes to come practice these

14:26

fucking harmonies? I would have left too. Galleria was

14:28

totally in her right mind. She

14:31

said, and she wasn't even evil about it. Like they saw

14:33

her at the train station or she wrote her little note

14:35

and she was like, I don't

14:38

feel like I'm needed here, so I'm gonna go home.

14:41

And like it wasn't really malicious. It

14:43

was like, if you bitches can't get

14:45

your heads out of your asses so

14:47

we can sing at this music audition

14:49

festival, what are we doing

14:51

here? Why are we in Barcelona?

14:53

Get your head out of your ass, okay?

14:57

Anyway, everyone thought they were Chanel No Girl.

14:59

I'm Galleria. I

15:02

am so Raven-Simone coded. It's

15:04

crazy how Raven-Simone coded I am sometimes.

15:08

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we're on the subject, let's get the real

17:23

story. In the midst surrounding the

17:25

war, Achilles

17:27

was said to have died from a wound

17:29

to his heel. I'm gonna read this like

17:31

I'm on CNN. One,

17:36

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SOLX, MSNBC, ABC, Christmas

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holiday special. Today,

17:48

in the myths surrounding the war,

17:50

Achilles was said to have died

17:53

from a wound with heel, ankle,

17:55

or torso yet to be confirmed,

17:57

which was the result of an arrow, possibly.

18:00

poisoned shot by Paris. The

18:02

Iliad may be... That

18:06

was pretty good. Oh

18:08

my god, I just got a wash over me of me

18:10

being annoying. I just like looked at myself,

18:12

I thought about looking at myself through one of these cameras

18:15

and I just got the fucking ick for myself. That's

18:18

the worst when you zoom out to .5 and you're

18:20

like, you're being so annoying. You

18:22

are the most obnoxious annoying person to ever live.

18:24

And I'm like, god, you're right. You

18:26

have a mess. The Iliad

18:28

may purposely suppress the myth

18:31

to emphasize Achilles' human mortality

18:33

and the stark chasm between

18:35

gods and heroes. More

18:37

tonight. Okay, why

18:39

are we talking about the Iliad, dude?

18:41

All roads lead to the Iliad. All

18:44

roads lead to the Iliad.

18:46

Ophelia. What happened

18:49

to Ophelia? Google

18:52

show me what happened to Ophelia. Ophelia

18:55

and Hamlet is a character who

18:58

was jilted by Hamlet in love,

19:00

controlled by her brother, Laertes,

19:02

and father, Polonius, and ultimately

19:04

broken mentally and drowned to

19:06

death. Her character in the

19:08

play represents femininity and fragility.

19:12

If you think about it, Ophelia is kind of like Esselkine

19:14

in like a really real

19:16

way. Okay. Ophelia,

19:18

you've been on my

19:20

mind, girl, like the

19:22

flood. Whoa. The

19:26

Lumineers front man. Y'all seen this young

19:29

gentleman? He's

19:31

kind of Wesley Schultz.

19:33

Are y'all rocking with Wesley Schultz?

19:37

Yes or no? I'm rocking with this version

19:39

of Wesley Schultz. I just love,

19:42

I love a man with long hair and

19:44

a beard. That's literally, oh, wow. I just

19:48

need that so bad. I might start crying.

19:50

Like to be really honest, I might start crying.

19:53

Y'all gonna be upset

19:55

if I start crying? And you

19:59

know, who's my dream? man. You

20:02

know who's my temporary 2024 dream man? Caleb Bresley.

20:06

I really

20:08

like and not even like this Caleb Presley.

20:10

Like he's kind of skinny there. I

20:13

want this Caleb Bresley. I want

20:15

him. I could be

20:18

so good for him.

20:20

Okay, we could

20:22

be so good together.

20:24

Caleb, look at my

20:26

that is my boyfriend.

20:28

That is my man. Look, he is

20:30

just so cute and his

20:32

little curls at the end. Wow.

20:34

I just did a YouTube video where I'm talking about

20:36

some of my TikTok.

20:41

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. The

20:44

arena's a clock. Gee, Beanie,

20:46

you're a genius. Remember,

20:50

the real enemy is duck.

20:53

Realize, remember? That was my that was my

20:55

cynic impression from Hunger Games. Both of those

20:58

were Hunger Games impressions. Remember,

21:01

we're allies. Remember? Remember

21:03

who the real enemy is? Sam Clamplin.

21:06

Stop doing an American

21:11

accent challenge. We don't need it. We

21:14

don't need it. Finnick did not need to have an

21:16

American accent. You could have

21:18

had your accent. Your accent is sexy. Stop

21:20

trying to do an American accent. It's about

21:22

to piss me off. Duck.

21:27

So like, it sounds a little bit

21:29

like Jeremy fragrance. Obsessed

21:31

with it. I am utterly and

21:33

horribly obsessed with it. When

21:36

y'all watched Game of Thrones, who was your

21:38

man? Some of y'all liked

21:41

the sister fucker, Jamie.

21:44

And then there were there were Rob Stark girls. And then

21:46

there were Jon Snow girls. And then there were the Hound

21:48

girls. Okay, and for the

21:50

real freakos, the Night King.

21:52

Okay, the Night King knows for

21:55

all you freak weirdos out there. Sick

21:58

freak. We need to start bringing that

22:00

back. If someone leaves like

22:02

a hate comment, a hate from Australia,

22:05

the way to respond

22:07

to that is... I just lost my

22:09

train of thought. That's actually

22:11

really crazy. And

22:14

that's so annoying. What the fuck,

22:16

her amp? How can you

22:19

lose my mind listening back to this?

22:22

I could not tell you for the life

22:24

of me what I was just talking about.

22:27

Let me try to remember. Game of Thrones. A

22:31

Night King girl. Oh, I always say we

22:33

need to bring back calling people freak weirdos.

22:36

Or sex freaks. Or

22:40

you're a crazy freak. That's

22:42

so good. Okay, backtrack, backtrack,

22:44

Game of Thrones. Backtrack,

22:47

I'm walking back through my mind. I'm shimmying

22:49

back through the little hidden corridor

22:51

of my mind and my mind's eye.

22:54

Game of Thrones. Jon Snow.

22:56

I was a Jon Snow

22:59

girl down. Kit

23:02

Harington down. And

23:05

he's buff now. He's got these big

23:08

arms and his hair is

23:10

short. And he's so good. He's

23:12

big. I love Kit

23:15

Harington. I love Kit

23:17

Harington. I love Kit

23:19

Harington. I always have. I

23:21

also watched that kind of bad TV

23:23

show he was in after that. It was also like

23:25

medieval themed. And I think it

23:27

was him and some other Game of Thrones alumnus,

23:31

if you will. And I watched it and he

23:33

was so sexy in it, but the plot was

23:35

so boring. I don't remember what it was called.

23:38

I also need to watch The Witcher. Henry

23:41

Cavill. I love Henry Cavill. If

23:43

it's in Henry Cavill edit, if

23:46

it's a Vin V. Vavil edit, my

23:49

fucking vampire god. Like, like,

23:57

why do you

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it back. What were we talking about? Couldn't

25:41

tell you. Let's Google the seven deadly signs. Okay.

25:51

Okay. What the fuck? We have

25:53

some cute drawings. Those

25:56

aren't cute. They're kind of fucking scary actually. Okay. Here

25:58

are the seven deadly signs. Listen, say them with me.

26:00

If you know them, sing along if you know it. SMOKE

26:03

THEM IF YOU GOT THEM! Lust,

26:06

gluttony, greed, sloths,

26:10

wrath, envy, pride.

26:14

Okay, lust, check, gluttony,

26:17

check, greed, check, sloth,

26:19

check, wrath, yeah,

26:21

wrath, check, envy,

26:25

yeah, check, pride,

26:27

check. We're 7 for

26:29

7 team. Alright, what did

26:31

you guys get on the 7 Deadly Sins test? Did

26:34

you guys pass? You have to have 5 or

26:36

above to still be allowed Broskenation. But

26:39

to join the Broskenation Coventry, which let me see

26:41

if I know what Coventry means. Coventry,

26:45

that's actually going to be a city in

26:47

England. Coventry

26:49

definition. Yes,

26:52

what does Coventry mean? The

26:55

state of being banished or

26:57

ostracized, excluded from society by

26:59

general consent. Banishment,

27:01

ostracism. I've

27:05

always heard of the Coventry. That is just

27:08

crazy, y'all. I feel

27:11

so lucky to not

27:14

have had to learn English as a second

27:16

language because I would have fucking given up. English

27:19

is so difficult and there's so

27:21

many double meanings and there's so

27:24

many different definitions and ways to

27:26

say things. And especially with verbs,

27:28

like it can mean 400 different

27:30

things. I

27:32

feel so like, oh my god, if I

27:35

had to take English as a second

27:37

language, I would be like, fuck this

27:40

shit. I'm learning, like even

27:42

German sounds easier than English. Okay,

27:46

seven deadly sins. Let's read about them in detail. Seven

27:49

deadly sins. Oh,

27:51

god. All right,

27:54

our options are

27:56

Britannica, Wikipedia, simplycatholic.com,

27:58

or bibleinfo.com. Let's

28:03

go to Bible info dot com. Lust.

28:08

Let's go through it guys. Bible study

28:10

begins now. But but but but but

28:12

broski nation bible study.

28:15

Broski nation bible study. Okay

28:23

guys broski nation bible study begins in

28:26

the mess hall in 30 minutes. Thank

28:29

you. I

28:31

used to love bible study because no one would fucking

28:34

talk. I'd be the only one talking

28:36

and my the bible study leader would be

28:38

like right right no you are so right.

28:40

I love attention. I used

28:42

to love bible study because guess what I love attention. And

28:44

every opportunity when you're in a group is an

28:47

opportunity to perform. To try

28:49

out some new some

28:51

new data. To try

28:53

out some new data. Stop

28:56

the count. Stop the count.

28:58

Record emails. Crooked

29:00

Hillary. Crooked

29:03

Hillary we call her 90 degree angle hood

29:05

Hillary. Lust. Lust

29:08

is a strong passion or longing

29:10

especially for sexual desires.

29:13

Ding ding ding. The

29:15

bible speaks about lust in

29:18

2 Timothy 2 22 angel numbers. Only

29:23

also youthful lusts but

29:25

pursue righteousness faith love

29:28

and peace. The

29:30

bible also mentions lust in the following

29:32

verses Job 31 1

29:35

Matthew Philip Philippians James

29:37

Peter and John. Chastity

29:40

or self-control cures lust by

29:43

controlling passion and

29:45

leveraging that energy for the good

29:47

of others. Okay here's the summary TLDR on

29:49

lust. You

29:51

need to not jerk it because

29:54

that energy that you're that

29:57

you have pent up that sort of like. nut

30:00

that you have in the balls that's

30:02

supposed to be spewed onto others

30:04

via goodness. So you're supposed

30:06

to blue ball yourself and then ejaculate

30:09

goodness on others. That's

30:12

lost. Let's move on to gluttony. Gluttony

30:15

is an excessive and ongoing eating of

30:17

food or drink. Check. Okay,

30:21

where am I eating disorder girls at? We're in

30:23

the back. I'm getting hopped

30:25

up on it, I'm getting jumped

30:28

up on it. First

30:31

Corinthians 1031 says, therefore,

30:34

whether you eat or drink or whatever

30:36

you do, do all to

30:39

the glory of God. Additional

30:42

Bible references for those that care

30:45

include Psalm 78, Philippians,

30:49

Proverbs, Proverbs, and First

30:51

Corinthians. This

30:54

cures gluttony by implanting

30:56

the desire to be healthy, therefore

30:59

making one fit to

31:01

serve others. Okay. So

31:03

after you've busted on everyone, you're going to go

31:06

ahead and prepare a buffet. You're

31:08

going to prepare a Vegas

31:10

hotel style buffet for the

31:12

people that you spludged kindness on. Okay.

31:15

Step three, greed.

31:18

Greed is an excessive pursuit of

31:20

material goods. Take

31:22

Jack shop. Me with the

31:24

Chamoy pickle kit. Greed is

31:27

an excessive pursuit of material goods. Me

31:29

with my team you. Decentigrale,

31:32

decentigrating bathing

31:34

suit and my

31:36

Chamoy pickle kit, red 40 pickle. Okay.

31:39

We're three for three right now with lust,

31:42

gluttony, and greed. The

31:44

Bible says the following in Hebrews 13 five. Let

31:48

your conduct be without covetous.

31:52

Be content with such things as

31:54

you have. For he

31:56

himself, capital, has said, I will

31:58

never leave you. nor forsake

32:01

you. Okay,

32:03

so the lesson here is charity

32:06

cures greed by

32:08

putting the desire to help others above

32:11

storing up treasure for oneself. The

32:15

desire to help others above storing up

32:18

treasure for oneself. Okay, consider

32:20

this. I'm dragonborn. Consider

32:23

this my race, my species,

32:25

are those of the dragon. I

32:28

don't operate on normal human

32:32

clocks and time scales, okay?

32:37

I covet and hoard treasure on top of

32:39

my little my little

32:41

gold coin pile, okay, with jewels and

32:43

diamonds. And I'm one of those funny

32:45

cartoon dragons that has one of those

32:47

the glass eye things that jewel inspectors

32:51

have. You know I'm talking about where they put it

32:53

in their eye and they have a big white mustache

32:55

and they like look at it they're like, that's

32:57

a 14 carat, darling. Let's

33:00

buy you a night on the town. You

33:02

know those guys? And they always have

33:04

aprons on jewelers, like just a jeweler. Above

33:07

storing up treasure, oh, I'm the cartoon dragon.

33:09

Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

33:12

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! I'm

33:14

like the cartoon dragon because I'm dragonborn of

33:16

me sitting on top of a comedically large

33:18

pile of gold and jewels and treasures and

33:20

I've got one of those diamond jewel inspectors

33:23

and I'm looking at all my diamonds like

33:25

that and my nails are painted and I'm

33:27

purple and I have a yellow belly. Okay,

33:32

I'm a purple dragon with a yellow belly.

33:34

Like Spyro! Oh my god, I look like

33:36

Spyro! I

33:39

look just like Spyro! That's him!

33:41

He's so really little! This is

33:44

the new Spyro. Where's the old one? Yeah,

33:48

he's really little! That's him! He's

33:52

daddy! This is like

33:54

the collegiate one. Yeah, he's

33:56

my Spyro. I shove Spyro on my

33:58

uh... Game

34:00

Boy. Spyro's

34:03

adorable. That's what I look like as a dragon.

34:05

Okay? I'm not one of those

34:07

like fourth wing Game of Thrones like

34:09

actual dragons with like four

34:12

legs and wings and like all

34:14

the spikes on their head. Like

34:16

I'm, I'm this

34:18

fool. This is what I look like, okay? When

34:21

I say I'm dragonborn, I have little puss

34:23

wings. And

34:26

you go to the dragon doctor or you play on the

34:28

dragon wee and it says that you're obese. It

34:30

says you have a BMI of one thousand. You

34:35

have a BMI of fifteen thousand.

34:38

That's what the wee sport told us. Okay,

34:43

back to the seven deadly sins. Greed, check.

34:47

Sloth. Sloth is an excessive

34:49

laziness or the failure to

34:51

act and utilize one's talents.

34:54

What if you don't have talents? What

34:57

if you don't necessarily have talents? Sloth

35:01

is an excessive laziness or

35:04

the failure to act and utilize one's

35:06

talents. Solomon spoke

35:08

of sloth and Proverbs six

35:11

six saying, go to

35:13

the act, you sluggard. We're

35:16

throwing slurs. We're throwing slurs around here

35:19

on number four. We've landed at number

35:21

four sloth in this in this

35:23

beautiful list of all the seven deadly sins. This

35:26

is actually going to be go to

35:28

the act, you sluggard. S

35:32

L U G G A R D

35:34

sluggard. That is just

35:36

horrible. Oh, my God. If someone called

35:38

me a sluggard, I'd be suicidal. That's

35:42

not the meanest thing I can think of. That's

35:44

mean. Y'all, that's

35:46

mean. Sluggard. Go

35:50

to the ant sluggard. Consider

35:52

her ways and be wise.

35:56

And then they throw a live slug on my face.

36:00

Look into my face. Diligence,

36:03

okay, here's the lesson. Diligence

36:06

or zeal cures slothfulness by

36:09

placing the interest of others above a

36:11

life of ease and relaxation. But

36:14

here's my whole thing. I

36:16

want a life of ease and relaxation.

36:19

Why would you purposefully deny yourself

36:22

that? That has

36:24

always been my biggest qualm with

36:26

any form of like

36:29

self-flagellating or

36:32

self-minimizing religions

36:34

because it's like What

36:36

dude? Like what?

36:38

Why would I deny myself some

36:41

of the only pathways of

36:43

joy? You know like

36:45

ease and relaxation? Hell yeah. Why

36:48

would I be like I don't deserve that. Everyone

36:50

deserves that. And

36:53

like good food and fucking. That's crazy.

36:58

Diligence or zeal cures

37:01

slothfulness by placing

37:03

the interest of others above a life of ease

37:05

and relaxation. Why? Why does there something to

37:07

cure that just kills me? I don't get it.

37:11

Wrath. Here's number five. Wrath. The

37:15

Bible speaks about wrath in Romans

37:17

12-19. Beloved,

37:21

never avenge yourselves, but leave it

37:23

to the wrath of God. For

37:26

it is written, Vindrance is

37:28

mine. I will

37:30

repay, says the Lord. The

37:34

Bible is so damn dramatic.

37:36

I feel like I'm reading

37:38

a damn great mythology story.

37:40

I'm reading damn Percy Jackson.

37:42

Not the damn Bible. That

37:45

is just crazy to me. Romans

37:49

12-19. Roman Roy 12-19. Beloved,

37:53

never avenge yourselves, but leave

37:55

it to the wrath of

37:57

God. For it is

38:00

written, vengeance is mine.

38:02

I will repay, says

38:04

the Lord." Who

38:06

is the Lord gonna smite? I'll

38:09

be honest, I didn't finish the Bible,

38:11

it's on my DNF. It's on my

38:13

do not finish. Okay? Did

38:15

not finish the Bible. Lost interests. No

38:17

enemies to lovers, okay? Adam and

38:20

Eve never make up. Patience

38:24

cures wrath by

38:26

one first understanding the needs and

38:29

desires of others before

38:31

acting or speaking. Patience

38:35

cures wrath. That's actually a good point

38:37

actually. I do like this one. This

38:39

one I actually agree with. Patience

38:42

cures wrath in

38:44

a conversation or towards another person by

38:48

one first understanding the needs

38:50

and desires of others. Because

38:53

life is just one big Drake and

38:55

Josh episode of classic

38:58

miscommunication trope. You

39:00

know, like a piss-poor game of telephone,

39:04

canonically and episodically

39:07

speaking, you know? Classic

39:11

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39:13

anything is just a silly miscommunication

39:15

that ends up blowing up into

39:17

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41:12

Envy is the intense desire to

41:14

have an item that someone else

41:16

possesses. The Bible says

41:19

the following in Proverbs 1430.

41:23

A sound heart is life

41:25

to the body, but envy is

41:27

rottenness to the bones. That's

41:31

a good one too. A

41:33

sound heart is life to the body,

41:36

but envy, envy my boy, is

41:38

rottenness to its bones. Rottenness

41:41

to its very bones. I

41:44

could narrate an audiobook. I

41:46

can narrate an audiobook with an entire cast

41:48

of characters, and I could come up with a different voice for

41:50

each one. Other

41:54

biblical texts which mention envy for

41:56

all those out there interested and curious with an open

41:58

heart for all those bros. A few Suskindation members out

42:00

there with an open heart. This one's for you. Other

42:04

biblical texts which mention envy include

42:06

Job 5-2, Psalm,

42:09

Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Galatians,

42:11

and James. Can you believe I know how to pronounce

42:13

all those? Kindness.

42:16

Here's the cure. Kindness

42:19

cures envy by placing

42:21

the desire to help others. We're

42:24

kind of getting repetitive at this point, okay?

42:26

We f****n understand. We get it. Jesus.

42:30

The desire to jerk off

42:32

kindness on others is

42:35

actually going to be the cure. Kindness

42:38

cures envy by placing the desire

42:40

to help others above the need to

42:42

supersede them. Love

42:45

that. Absolutely adore

42:47

that. Other people

42:49

are not your competition. What

42:52

is that Rosalia line? Rosalia

42:56

is it sauco?

43:01

Acada copia que vez toda

43:03

le tu veindición. Y yo

43:06

no quiero competí, that's it.

43:08

Si no e comparación. Okay,

43:11

so that's in Motomami. Is

43:15

it? Yeah, it is. That's Motomami, the song.

43:18

Con la calena atelpia

43:22

el diable el corazón. Ito

43:25

no crea que suí tu bon bon

43:27

giño del y cor. Okay,

43:33

Mommy. Okay, here it is.

43:36

Acada copia que vez toda le

43:38

tu veindición. For

43:40

each copy you see, for every

43:42

carbon copy of like your archetype

43:44

of woman that you see, you

43:47

give them your blessing because they

43:49

can't compete where they can't compare.

43:52

Right? Now, this mentality

43:54

is kind of damaging

43:57

because they can't compete where

43:59

they can't compare. that's kind of doing

44:01

a superseding rivalry, like hierarchy thing,

44:03

right, which we're not trying to

44:05

do. We are trying

44:07

to say there is no ranking, okay?

44:11

Y yo no quiero competit si

44:13

no e comparacion. Can't

44:16

compete where you don't compare, because it's

44:18

not a competition. It's

44:21

not a competition. Why are we comparing and

44:23

competing anyway? You

44:25

know what I mean? Just because

44:27

another flower is beautiful does not mean

44:29

your flower is not beautiful too. Different

44:32

strokes for different folks. Stroke

44:36

is crazy when it comes to fan

44:39

fiction writing. Like his

44:41

stroke, that's crazy.

44:43

That's so visceral. His

44:46

stroke. The

44:49

stroke of his member? What

44:52

am I, a med student? The

44:56

gentle caress and stroke of his member?

44:58

That's what we're

45:00

really doing? We

45:03

can do better than that. We can do better than

45:05

memory. I

45:10

feel like I'm almost said something I

45:13

couldn't. Con

45:16

la caldena atel pied de

45:18

diable el corazon. No

45:22

te crea que suito bon bongi no

45:24

del córe. Okay, moto

45:26

mami. Pesa mitatami, hita

45:28

lo sunami, oh. Okay,

45:32

moto mami, fina lorigami, crudalosa,

45:35

chimi, oh. Moto mami, moto mami, moto mami,

45:37

moto mami, moto mami, moto mami, moto mami.

45:40

Moto mami, moto mami. Okay,

45:42

the seventh deadly sin. Hurrah,

45:45

hurrah, we made it to the

45:47

end of the episode. Hurrah,

45:52

army strong, army strong. Thank you very service, thank

45:54

you very service, thank you very service. Meets

45:57

all the little mini-mes in my brain. Thank you very

45:59

very service, Purple Heart. Purple Heart, Purple Heart, you're gonna Purple Heart,

46:01

okay? We

46:03

made it to the end of

46:05

the Seven Deadly Sins fucking seven

46:08

hour long bit! I

46:10

have been talking and screaming about

46:12

the Seven Deadly Sins for like what feels like

46:15

16 weeks at this point. We gotta say thank you

46:17

so much for your service, thank you so much for your service, thank you for

46:20

your service to the realm. Service

46:22

to the Dragonborn. Nos

46:25

fais de uno! Can

46:28

anyone remember the final

46:30

Seven Deadly Sins? What have

46:32

we not covered? Say it on three if you

46:35

can guess it. One,

46:37

two, three. Pride! Yeah,

46:41

for all you gay people. By

46:44

the way, gay people not allowed in Broskin

46:46

Nation anymore. Better luck next

46:48

year, okay? Better luck

46:51

next year. Way,

46:54

way too many Trixie Cosmetics pop-up

46:57

shops were happening. We had got shut

46:59

that shit down. That is bad for

47:01

my economy. Pride

47:05

is an excessive view

47:07

of oneself without regard

47:09

for others, okay?

47:13

Now the Bible says the

47:16

following in Jeremiah 9.23-24. Jeremiah

47:22

says, let not the mighty man

47:25

boast of his might, but

47:27

let him who boasts boast of

47:30

this, that he understands

47:32

and knows me. Okay,

47:35

we're almost there team. So

47:38

let him boast of how much he

47:40

fucking loves this dude, how much he

47:42

loves the JC. Pride

47:46

is also mentioned in the following

47:48

verses, Proverbs 8.13, Proverbs 16.18. You

47:52

guys know these, I don't have to keep drilling them into

47:54

your head. Romans, Corinthians,

47:56

Galatians, and James. Humility!

47:59

The solution. In conclusion, humility cures

48:02

pride by

48:04

removing one's ego and boastfulness, therefore

48:07

allowing the attitude of service.

48:13

Let Christ be the corner

48:15

service station of your heart. Let

48:18

Christ be the 7-11 service station of

48:21

your heart, the buckies of your heart.

48:24

If you'll

48:27

just approve that Christlike funding of

48:31

the buckies construction in your heart, in

48:34

the parking lot of your heart, open

48:38

your curiosity to it. Service

48:43

to others. Put others above

48:45

yourself. I agree with that. I

48:48

definitely agree with that. Now I think they could

48:50

have switched up the plot here with the 7

48:52

Deadly Sins. I think some of them could have

48:54

been like, not about others, it could have been

48:56

like, and then the

48:59

dogs. You have to let

49:01

them sleep in bed with you. And

49:05

the animals must always have a

49:07

warm fire to sleep in front

49:09

of when the windows get foggy

49:11

and their little noses turn wet

49:14

and cold. That

49:16

should have been the 8 Deadly Sins. Is

49:18

leaving a puppy outside in the snow. Inside

49:22

envy, wrath, sloth, greed,

49:24

gluttony, and lust. Alright

49:27

guys, let's get started on the Hulu series. Who's

49:31

gonna take the 7 Deadly Sins and cast

49:34

them into a season of Big Brother? And

49:37

then make it an animated movie. Who's gonna

49:39

do that? Do it like what

49:41

Disney did with Inside Out but this one's the

49:43

7 Deadly Sins. Imagine how funny that would be.

49:47

If any studios want to make that, hit me up. That's

49:50

my idea. Go ahead and my email's in my bio.

49:52

You can reach out to me on Instagram or TikTok.

49:56

I'm really down to sort of workshop that

49:58

with people. We could

50:01

get some S tier voice acting in the cast.

50:03

I would be willing to work. I'd be willing to do

50:05

some of the voices, of course. But

50:07

there would be others that, you know, in some way or

50:10

shape or form, I need Sebastian

50:12

Stan to be on the voice acting

50:14

cast. I also need Hosea, of course,

50:16

my boyfriend Andrew, to be on the

50:18

soundtrack for the TV show. You know,

50:20

because sometimes TV shows can have good

50:22

soundtracks. The Narcos soundtrack? Get

50:25

into that. Oh, laundry's

50:27

done. The laundry is

50:29

done, everyone. So

50:32

when we cast the seven deadly sins, animated

50:35

feature short film, and

50:38

I'm co-stars with Sebastian Stan for some reason,

50:40

he just fits one of the descriptions. Then

50:43

we'll do a premiere. You know, we'll do a

50:45

big premiere at the Broksky Nation Drive-In Theater. And

50:49

we're only serving gluten-free buns on our burgers

50:51

now because guess what? I can't have gluten.

50:53

You guys can't have gluten, okay? If I

50:56

can't win, no one wins. If

50:58

I'm not eating good, no one's eating good. That's

51:00

kind of how the rule goes. It's the golden rule,

51:03

but the opposite, okay? I

51:05

treat you how I

51:07

get treated, right? What

51:11

the fuck is a Celtic knot? Eternal

51:14

love. Boring! In

51:18

terms of meaning, the Celtic knot is

51:21

a symbol of eternal love, representing

51:23

the connection between two people and

51:25

the love and loyalty that binds

51:27

them together. Okay.

51:31

It also represents the interconnectedness

51:33

of all living things and

51:36

the continuity of life. I just

51:38

heard a ticket up on me

51:40

in my song yesterday, which

51:42

is the ouroboros. It's

51:48

the ouroboros, which is the snake eating itself.

51:50

I don't know if y'all have ever seen

51:52

this symbol before. It's the snake eating itself,

51:54

and it represents how time cannibalizes

51:57

itself and we are who we are.

52:00

and all that. It's also the ending and beginning

52:02

of time, I think. Let's see if I was

52:04

right. The Ouroboros has

52:07

many meanings, including eternity, the

52:09

cycle of birth and death, eternal

52:11

cyclical renewal, I love that, the

52:14

transmigration of souls, the unity of

52:16

opposites, self-reflection and

52:19

self-transcendence, and infinity.

52:21

The Ouroboros has been used across many

52:23

cultures, including Norse mythology and Christianity. Yeah, so

52:26

the Ouroboros is the snake devouring itself. I've

52:28

always thought of it as like a rebirth

52:30

sort of thing. Someone

52:32

just put this photo and put

52:35

the big bold Instagram meme caption

52:37

text on it and said, why

52:39

does it eat itself? Is it

52:41

stupid? And then

52:46

I kept seeing other, I kept

52:48

seeing memes that just put

52:54

the bow on it, the little

52:56

Coquette raccoon bow. Is it

52:58

stupid? It just made

53:00

me laugh for some reason. I don't know. I've

53:03

got this poster over here. I keep looking at it's Andor

53:06

and Diego Luna's face is really big at the

53:08

top and I look over and I always think, because

53:10

I'm fucking high, I look over and

53:12

I think that it's a man in my room and it's just

53:14

Diego Luna. Yeah, just

53:16

Diego Luna. And what's his name for Mama

53:18

Mia? The one for Mama

53:20

Mia who had the eyes on his knees. BIDNADASS

53:26

OVER! EYES ON

53:29

THE KNEES! Stupid.

53:33

Yeah, he's the one that Bill, or is

53:36

that his real name? Bill Skarsgard. No, he's

53:38

Stellan Skarsgard. Who the fuck had

53:40

eyes on their knees? Mama

53:43

Mia! There

53:46

I go again. Mama

53:48

Mia! Eyes on

53:51

knees. Yeah. Bill

53:54

Anderson. I am so smart,

53:57

Bill Anderson. What's

53:59

his name? Pierce Brosnan's, I did not know Pierce Brosnan

54:01

was Irish, by the way. To

54:04

build on what I was talking about in

54:06

the last episode, I need an Irishman more

54:08

than I need arrow water. It's

54:10

been a week and I still literally think

54:13

about Irishmen every single day. And now Paul

54:15

Muskell's chicken shop date just came out and it's so

54:18

funny and he's so charming. And Amelia

54:20

is a fucking God warrior because I

54:22

don't know how she sits through these

54:24

interviews with these men and like holds her own.

54:27

I don't know how she does it. She's literally a God

54:29

warrior. To sit

54:31

there and flirt with Paul

54:33

Muskell, okay. I

54:37

have to pronounce Saoirse right, okay. And look

54:39

at how it's spelled, Saoirse.

54:42

I know what I'm talking about, okay. Andrew

54:45

Scott and Paul Muskell, I need to see that movie. I

54:47

think where they're kissing on each other, kissing and licking

54:49

and rubbing on each other. I need to check that

54:52

shit out. I need to

54:54

check that shit out. That shit's made for people

54:56

like me. That

54:58

media is made to be consumed

55:00

by people like me, okay.

55:05

Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, where

55:07

was the second one filmed?

55:13

The Island of Vis, not real. That's

55:16

actually not real. Oh,

55:18

it's in Croatia, it is real. I

55:21

was like, oh, they made up an island for the thing. Oh

55:23

no, it's real. Mamma

55:26

Mia, here we go again, was filmed across a

55:28

number of stunning regions, including Croatia, Bordeaux,

55:30

Stockholm, Oxford, and Hampton. The majority of

55:32

scenes were shot on the Croatian island

55:35

of Vis, which boasts its

55:37

own unique charm with sandy beaches and

55:39

white limestone cliffs. That is gorgeous. That

55:42

tower above crystal clear waters. My

55:45

friends have started saying this, oh, that's real pretty.

55:48

And she's like, what do you think it is? Do you think, or if something's

55:50

really ugly, look at the sound, that's real pretty. Oh,

55:54

that's real pretty. That's

55:57

a good one. Also, Nashville Cash and

55:59

her face-up. sometimes and he started doing this thing

56:01

to me and I was like that's so good I'm gonna

56:03

steal it. I'll be talking, I'll be doing

56:05

something and he'll do this. So

56:10

I'll describe what I just did for the audio listeners.

56:13

I'll be halfway through talking about something

56:15

like going really fast and he'll

56:17

put his finger to his lip like to be quiet

56:19

like shhh and then he'll start

56:21

kind of like tracing his jawline like he's admiring

56:23

his own jawline in the mirror. I

56:26

think that is so fucking funny. I don't know

56:28

maybe I didn't describe it well enough but

56:30

if you're like I know right and then I told her

56:33

and then someone just goes shhh. And

56:36

starts to like that's so

56:38

funny. Shhh. Like

56:42

oh why are we being quiet and it's

56:44

just so funny. Uh

56:51

huh. 100%

56:54

absolutely I'm addicted to it y'all. Okay

56:57

I'm gonna go ahead and wrap this episode up because

56:59

I don't I don't know. I

57:01

don't know. I don't

57:03

know and I'm damn sorry. Okay

57:06

I'll tell you what that is

57:08

bloody lovely. That

57:11

is really. That's

57:14

me for real that's me as fuck dude.

57:16

That is bloody lovely. Okay

57:19

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57:23

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57:25

I am so sorry for whatever the

57:27

fuck this episode was it was

57:29

not coherent. Just

57:33

babbling like a child. Just

57:36

babbling. I'm just babbling. That's

57:38

me every week. This

57:43

mic is my binky. I'm sucking on

57:45

this like it's my binky. That's

57:51

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57:54

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57:57

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58:00

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58:02

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58:23

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58:25

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58:28

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58:30

so, so seriously real. And do you

58:33

like my new hair? It's

58:36

kind of more warm chestnut on top.

58:38

I'm kind of living loving laughing, laughing

58:41

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58:45

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