Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave likes The Breakfast Club references and hates Ava. At least they agree on one thing--Gregory can get it. Thanks for listening!

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