0:00

Are you recording? No.

0:02

No. No. Yeah. No. You

0:05

are. Yeah. You are. Your mum's recording.

0:07

Why would my mum be recording? Why

0:10

is captain's mum recording? She wouldn't know how to do

0:12

it, actually. Well, it depends what software she was using.

0:14

Would you use Adobe, your mother? She

0:18

doesn't know how to use it, but I've... I

0:20

mean, yeah, after a bit of training... After a

0:22

bit of protals? Audacity. She'd be good on Sadie,

0:24

your mum. She'd be great on Sadie for longer

0:26

form of docs. Oh, I've not met Sadie. No,

0:28

no, no, no. You misunderstand me for coming. In

0:30

fact, it was early software in the 90s, like

0:33

Adobe Audition. Do you use Audition? Yeah.

0:36

Wow. This is Audition. What about Cool Edit?

0:38

Where do you stand on Cool Edit? Well,

0:40

that is Audition. Have you ever used Dalit?

0:43

No, I've not used Dalit. Don't bother.

0:45

James is with the Dalit. What? I

0:48

love Dalit. No. What about Star

0:50

Trek as part of the VCS system at Radio

0:52

1? Never used Star Trek, but I

0:54

did use VCS, which is weird, but I was

0:56

more on the operator side of VCS. What about

0:58

Decart? Anyone use Decart here? No, but I did.

1:00

I'll say it. I used Carts. Yeah, Carts. So

1:02

Decart was the digital cart. And back in the

1:04

day, I used to play them out of an

1:06

ITC triple stack cart machine. That's it. We did

1:09

a big green start button. I was... He does

1:11

SoniFects, so is that different? So it moved to

1:13

SoniFects, which is actually more practical, but never as

1:15

much fun as loading a cart into the ITC

1:17

triple stack. The bulk of razor, man. It's just

1:19

like editing porn. Sorry.

1:23

It's what? You're

1:26

editing porn. This is like editing porn. OK, well,

1:28

can you stop doing that because we've got to

1:30

do the podcast? So hello, everyone, and welcome to

1:32

the podcast. Well,

1:46

here we are in the studio getting ready to

1:48

entertain you. Pippa is editing porn, by the way.

1:51

I'm still recovering. Has Dominic given you a job to edit

1:53

down some of his favorite videos? Into

1:56

handy bite sized chunks. Sorry,

1:58

that was it. That was a mistake. understanding error.

2:01

Do you find when you're

2:03

watching your videos at home,

2:06

do you find when you're watching your videos at

2:08

home? My news and current affairs program. Do you

2:12

find that like you know the

2:14

plot line of the story after maybe kind

2:17

of like five to seven minutes you kind

2:19

of zone out and are left with just

2:21

a feeling of guilt and loneliness. Absolutely

2:25

yeah because once you've seen one episode

2:27

of Newsnight you've seen them all. How

2:30

many films have you got

2:32

which have got a busty air hostess

2:35

in them? I mean I haven't

2:38

got any. How many videos

2:40

do you have in the title

2:42

of the film it has the word confessions of a...

2:45

dot dot dot whatever. Oh

2:47

most of them are confessional.

2:49

Yeah travel agent. That's nice.

2:51

Travel agent. How did that work?

2:53

You have mucky travel agent videos? Do

2:56

you not? Hello I'd

2:58

like to book holiday please. Certainly sir

3:00

look at my boob. I love the

3:02

narrative ahh

3:04

Dom's writing down something. Thomas. I

3:09

can't say it but that's lovely. Is it

3:11

at all protected? It is at all protected.

3:13

At all times actually can I just say.

3:15

Well anyway now we're done with the silly

3:17

stuff let's go to the more silly stuff.

3:19

Welcome to the podcast. Now

3:21

last week if you're listening in

3:23

real time we're recording this

3:25

on Friday May the 10th.

3:28

Bono's birthday. Is it? Yeah Bono's birthday

3:30

today everyone. What have you got him?

3:33

I've got him. I've bought him loads of

3:35

stuff over the years. Every U2 album pretty much

3:38

on vinyl. You bought him as a gift? Well

3:40

I bought it the money indirectly goes to him

3:42

doesn't it? How much goes to him? I think

3:45

he takes I think he creams off 30%. Well

3:49

back to your videos again. No no no

3:51

I think that's what you're saying. Have you

3:53

got a U2 mucky video? No. What James

3:55

what are you? I mean I've got to

3:58

think about the edges. Bono's

4:00

still on the line. Bono could

4:02

be on the line. Bono, Bono.

4:05

Happy birthday Bono anyway. 64

4:07

years old today. Bono, yes. We

4:11

piped down. Get back to your editing period. Right,

4:13

I was needing to... Listen, we

4:15

got a competition. We started this last week.

4:17

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4:19

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4:21

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4:24

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4:29

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4:44

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4:54

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4:57

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5:00

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5:03

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5:48

looked at the terms and conditions myself, but

5:50

if you wanted to, you could buy

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me at a crate of old moot cider.

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I wouldn't even make a dent in it.

5:57

Is Bono won 25k? Yeah.

6:00

Given over to charity and slam on

6:02

assist or is it easy eligible I

6:04

see now raid a dumb one foods

6:07

he just spend twenty five grand on

6:09

new monkey videos. know I would not

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do that are so I was twenty

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four hundred as an assassin panel kleenex

6:16

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6:20

I took this dow this on my

6:22

delight in tulsa us What? Did you give

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up your job? I did some lucky videos

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6:28

have a due to the south I've. Been

6:31

talking about different editing

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radio editing Porn on of Justice has to

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go home and I would be. So this

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is Michelle the whole ride with those are

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mine is like property pawns. If you're looking

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at that lady real like a boss man

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via managers the bus. Yeah, if he went

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on holiday and drive a bus when he

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was on holiday, you know they call that

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one poem. Yep, Exactly. So sorry for months

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on us because Montagnards as what it is.

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don't doubt his sons are noticing to that of

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that have some of the challenge the trend

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actually doctor in and I now have not

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my son anyway good luck if he wants

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the podcast doubling back What's his on the

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myself against whole a low elo Saigon

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8:00

either you see you. It's been a busy. Week. And

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will let me guess but we don't

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need guess because has been jammed packed

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it is now trying to think of

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what was so what I would like

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to appear in the puck awesome it

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is added bone I was destinies out

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we time I'd light said i'm here

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more bus phoenix is outfits as well

8:21

which we talked about this way cleaning

8:23

says in a very gonna make the

8:26

accenture I think my was very eccentric

8:28

fashion sense and we also electrocuted somebody

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yeah didn't wake during boss called often

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wake. Sionko let's see what you've done

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them. Have a summoning Now card a

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nice. Summary: Entirely

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different This ah, this is generally been busy

8:55

as an It and we've just had a

8:58

lovely time. For a new person, I would

9:00

assume our mind right now is that. On.

9:03

Things about when when we went for lunch

9:05

says the all right I'll I say which

9:07

we may or may or may not have

9:09

them and what was the day to day

9:11

since I'm a dress on his best a

9:13

dominican I went on a allow something spray

9:15

so i second the city wasn't as or

9:17

it's a by dumb a present for a

9:20

belated present for his been nine and we

9:22

went for lunch Virus art gallery a with

9:24

fas with with ties to Reeves enslavement sent

9:26

on to double when he dumped. This is

9:28

not why do when the or not when

9:30

I had to the i don't spend my

9:32

days by side are. Going and so on.

9:34

Dollars of I'm having lunch cla listen wrestlers

9:36

he bought Blaze does nothing as is now

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the some not gonna galleries and leads out

9:41

days you can get. got the the followed

9:43

in the baby in get the back porch

9:45

and I was as get a woman's class

9:48

in our house that's as the Ferrari good

9:50

of the fry with the open doors of

9:52

of and and in Leeds as well than

9:54

ever as well Get the dogs planes they

9:57

get those yeah. I

9:59

know. Anyway,

10:01

feel he own of the are more on this

10:03

podcast. Thank you for listening to Get Sexton if

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you want to win that money. Best Alexey a

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now now ago and now we're

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rock and now we are going

10:32

kids here. It was amazing was

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a good Yasuda matches Ah passivity

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of crowd were fantastic everybody was

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on top form menu a lovely

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10:43

else yeah everybody was lovely him

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grade nine take Humphrey came along

10:47

with his friend ah Grey Day

10:49

at a good night Lovely. And

10:52

a added help. Scientists is

10:54

might say balance and to. This

10:56

is my know. About

10:58

worry about a fancy scientists on my my

11:01

grandmothers are rife with my mother see brought

11:03

in in my humble and mugs are your

11:05

resume the my new mug my Camel mug

11:08

mouth. I didn't buy this myself. about the

11:10

said Dominic as a presence in our Sasha,

11:12

the airport and mode over a week ago

11:14

when I'm half now. I. Gazed at

11:17

this present to employees gun on day he

11:19

said he's gonna bring it home he up

11:21

and still here it is in the studio

11:23

I've just written on my hand take Mugged

11:25

Home I'm so sorry The up now. Most

11:28

people nowadays it's now or less. Side.

11:31

You know basket or then you gotta you

11:33

gotta go to find if I didn't see

11:35

it that on since you know what i

11:37

it adds to the taste with you drink

11:39

others come on. emblem explains yeah maybe so

11:41

lovely that while I can the size to

11:43

take yeah right but also of socks. A

11:47

little bit of guilt a our little

11:49

bit. A highly send in that in

11:51

our identity. the little bit avast. Ungratefulness

11:55

and from I'm getting. Getting

11:58

a little bit of ungratefulness is there been bad? friendness

12:00

in there? There is a bit of

12:02

bad friend. There's also a little hint of disdain. I

12:12

can't even be asked to be polite and take

12:14

the crap present home and throw it straight in

12:16

the bin. I'm not windy though. That's a specific

12:18

sentence. Lucy was making a cup of tea on

12:20

Sunday and I thought, I just looked

12:22

at her and I thought, oh no,

12:24

I forgot again on Friday, didn't I? It

12:27

says Morocco on the back.

12:29

Don't get me wrong. Which is that word

12:31

there is Moroccan for crap

12:33

present. Is that what it is? No, it's not.

12:35

It just means Morocco. And there it is. There's

12:37

the camel. And the camel. And there's the camel's

12:39

ass. The camel is such a cute camel as

12:41

well that it's got a big

12:44

smile on his face. Oh, you nice. I'm

12:46

almost... Oh, look at he look so happy.

12:48

Do you know what? He

12:50

only looked happier if he was in the

12:52

cupboard in your kitchen. And he will be

12:54

today. Yeah. Because I've written it on my

12:56

hands. Just take mug home. Take

12:59

mug home. What did I get for you, James?

13:01

I'm so sorry. A desk calendar.

13:03

Yeah. Where is it? On my desk. Sorry, I got

13:05

you a desk calendar and it's on your desk. Yes,

13:07

it is. That's the best place for it, James. I've

13:09

got a good friend. Where's your fast pen? Oh, it

13:11

should be in here because it's a studio phase.

13:14

The studio phase? Where's

13:16

the studio phase? Have you hidden

13:20

it? I'm going to hide. Have I hidden it?

13:22

I'm suddenly very happy. No, it's your gift. Yeah,

13:25

but it's a studio phase. That's what it's his

13:27

for. Yeah, I don't know who everybody else

13:29

at Radio X does. Dan O'Connell know?

13:32

He doesn't do a phase section, does he?

13:34

Studio phase? There it is.

13:36

Do you know what, Piss?

13:38

With the phase and your

13:40

jumpsuit, it's cabin crew. It's

13:42

100% cabin crew. Yeah. You

13:45

look excellent. Extra pillow,

13:47

sir. Can you

13:49

show us where the emergency exits are, please? cabin

13:53

crew, Piss. Honestly.

13:55

Be atom. Get your atom. Don't worry, James.

13:57

Oh, look at this. at

14:00

that now. That's

14:03

cabin crew isn't it? Yeah.

14:05

Hello sir, the exits

14:07

are here and here and

14:10

here is how you do your seatbelt

14:12

thing. That's it. I like

14:14

that. Can we have you do the safety briefing

14:16

at the top of every show? You

14:19

find your life vest underneath your seat.

14:21

Do it again, let's have a look. Once again, show

14:23

me where the emergency exits are. Where the exits

14:26

are here and here.

14:28

Which one's the nearest me?

14:31

Over here sir. And the one's nearest

14:34

Dom? Over here.

14:37

This is the Chris Moyles

14:39

Show Podcast. Radio, radio, radio,

14:42

radio, weather.

14:45

Mostly dry and sunny, a few scatters

14:47

shared. James, is it unsponsored? Yes,

14:50

it's right. Oh yeah. So it's available?

14:53

Yes, for a bit. Oh. Get it.

14:56

Hold on, this is a golden opportunity Dom.

14:58

It is. We can make some side money.

15:00

Let's do it. Right, so

15:03

the weather which is normally sponsored

15:05

is unsponsored which means it is

15:07

available. So the Chris Moyles Show

15:09

weather, we do it at 7,

15:12

8 and 9 and then of course technically

15:15

at 10. So that will be Toby's. So

15:17

if you would like to sponsor the weather,

15:19

then we will take starting bids at, I

15:22

don't know what you think, £1 million.

15:25

Yeah. And we need to take, is it

15:27

25% we take some of that? It's not

15:29

low. No, we split it between us. Oh,

15:31

okay. Sorry. Because the way I look at

15:33

it, if Global really wanted to sponsor it,

15:35

they wouldn't have done. Exactly. They clearly don't

15:37

want to. So we'll have a go at

15:39

it. Yeah. So if you'd like to sponsor

15:41

the weather, please do get in touch with

15:43

Dominic. What's your email address? Directly, yes. Dom

15:46

at live. No, no. Oh

15:48

God. Sorry. Dom at radiox.co.uk.

15:52

What my email? Yes. It's 077. Oh

15:54

no. What is it? Dom

15:56

what? It's Dom at radiox.co.uk. Okay.

15:59

And you can sponsor the weather yes yeah

16:01

like for example it could be like this

16:04

weather with guns

16:06

vintage magazines you know it oh

16:09

I mean doesn't have to be no

16:11

it doesn't know I'm just saying but

16:13

that's an example that's a good example

16:16

it can be that or you

16:19

could do something like weather

16:22

little James jams

16:25

the small jam for the small

16:27

person oh yummy that

16:29

means traveling at the end now I don't want that

16:31

one okay mmm little James it's

16:34

gonna be dry and sunny for much of

16:36

today a few scattered showers later be getting

16:39

warm as well temperatures get this 21 degrees

16:42

is the high today from global

16:44

newsroom for radio X I'm Dominic but course it's gonna

16:46

be warm today I'm wearing a hoodie I'm

16:50

in a very

16:52

dangerous mode today I know why

16:54

you don't feel as though you're quite

17:02

on the radio well edited by the way

17:04

I do no I do I

17:07

just I just

17:09

feel yeah well

17:11

say whatever you want fine yeah yeah do

17:13

you think we'll generally get some

17:27

emails wanting to sponsor the weather oh

17:29

I guess it can be anything any

17:31

company you had one through already was

17:34

it say from Matthew yeah is it

17:36

rude well

17:39

don't mention it mention it until we've done a deal

17:42

yeah got sign on the dotted

17:44

line what we don't need that

17:46

one yeah rival to John's magazine

17:49

thumbs vintage magazines I need to

17:51

turn the notifications off your emails

17:53

on my computer because sometimes when

17:55

anyone's looking over my shoulder my

17:58

computer and It pops up. Than

18:00

a mile the at the same

18:02

yeah I'm from the i'm a

18:04

said it as a media love

18:06

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of. Brass. Dolphins will

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stop Zach Braff stop stop all

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graph stuff as a new one

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stop shop Sprung said oh see

18:18

I saw that our Ambrose, a

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novelty dozed off. The. Answer

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was just a brawl with boobs might

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18:27

too much the door I am and

18:29

yet I thought belied just like stuff

18:31

but abroad phallic it's a bra stop

18:33

to they see that as well. The

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company does some last. Frost

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big in the eighties early nineties can

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we stop at don't know if we

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wheels in a suitcase. wages go you

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19:59

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20:02

don't mean you wear briefs now? You mean

20:04

you wear those tight boxes? Yeah, tighter ones.

20:07

Trunks. I don't know what I wear. I don't know what

20:09

they call what I wear. I think they're trunks, I think.

20:12

Like the Kelvin Clines, those tight ones. Not

20:14

the ones. They're... You don't wear them. No. I

20:17

wear some of them. They're like Bead-O's, aren't they? I

20:19

wear some of them. Do you? Yeah. Do you? Do

20:21

you? No, I don't wear those. Oh yeah. I've got

20:23

some pants. I told you I used to have like,

20:25

hmm, Wonder pants. Remember? Wonder pants.

20:27

Yeah. I don't remember. Do you like the Wonder

20:29

bra? Yeah. Oh, I see. Which,

20:31

by the way, women of the world thought it

20:33

was a great invention. And men is like, it's

20:35

just a lie. It's a choice description. With the

20:37

little pocket in. Noah had

20:40

like a little, um, elasticated bit.

20:43

Right. So you'd put them on. Yeah.

20:45

And then you'd take the elasticated bit

20:48

and strategically place that above

20:51

the twins. Yes. Or

20:53

underneath. And I'm going to be honest, I

20:55

never was quite sure which way you did

20:57

it. So where's it? Well, the idea was

20:59

it made the bulge

21:01

bigger. Where's Steven in all this?

21:03

Just he's like lying on top.

21:05

Right. Okay. He's like on the

21:07

sunbed. Yeah. And

21:10

the twins are in the pool. Oh, no.

21:12

I don't know. I don't know. I'll

21:14

be honest. I don't have an analogy for that.

21:16

It's not prepared. I don't come with

21:18

instructions really. No, no, they didn't. I got them. They

21:21

were sent in and then buy them. And

21:23

I'll take this out and I'll wash them and try

21:25

them. The twins. So I did. And I kept them

21:27

for a while and I wasn't sure. Like I've got

21:29

some normal pants that are

21:32

just coincidentally enhancing. Right. Hey,

21:36

guys. Come on, ladies. And

21:39

then I've got other pants that are just pants.

21:41

But these were special pants designed to make you

21:43

look like you had a follow. Follow

21:48

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21:50

of the helicopter in I'm a Celebrity and

21:52

landed on the beach. Do You remember that

21:54

picture that we saw? Oh, that made it

21:56

look like I Just had really enjoyed jumping

21:58

out of the helicopter. Absolutely. I'm a

22:00

little cabin of allies.was does it, you know?

22:03

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22:05

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22:08

men's underwear that enhances. Kids

22:10

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22:17

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22:30

when the wonder brought her hands mans

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Is it pays patted though? Isn't it? Matters

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of a of a company that clearly does

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it have any just God thank me later

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it's not right said that Car rides yes

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list alone s the as soon as you

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you this was done by the way

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a fancy debut for the As he the

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have a class on an eye out for

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not as soon as a season. Of the

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United. Boss is that. We. Have a

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weekend roundup. Same boat Details on a

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hostile. Neither. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm gonna get

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in. Saudi times is clearly got thing for

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devious maids via predawn has died down. For

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a pint with day, it'll be fun. And

26:26

then ah a pine nuts. a wing

26:28

to a point when we don't have

26:31

these. I know that means time. Yeah

26:33

I like golf with us. This is

26:35

the Chris Moyles so pod test. Which

26:46

is pressure on been as it

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has.on the happens pressed the wrong

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button right My sonos. Various

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out on the second thrive

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reverse was a some clips

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of be applied sauces and.

27:04

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Mckenzie River was. Yes,

27:10

The you know how reverse was can. We

27:13

say some that we hear something backwards

27:15

we have to mimic it may recite

27:17

record it would fly backwards hot safe

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name on the outside the mine are

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both. Widen their

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senses every now and.

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27:35

this is a always do. Is

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that you're awesome Awesome

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some awesome awesome us right

27:55

off ago that he already.

27:58

everybody ready yeah all right goes. Dom?

28:10

Sorry. Sorry.

28:16

Alright. Peppa?

28:21

And James? Ah,

28:27

Samas, Samas, Samas. Lovely.

28:32

Alright, I wonder what this is going to take out

28:34

to be. And then the next bit is... I don't

28:36

know. You don't know? There's only

28:38

one. Oh, there's only one? Oh, God, I

28:40

pressed another wrong button. What is that

28:42

then? So, he would have to steal a mistake if you still

28:44

don't know what it is, James. Yeah.

28:47

Really? Samas, Samas, Samas. Dom, I don't.

28:49

Do you know what it is? Do

28:51

you guys not pay attention? I played

28:54

with Dom. I played with me

28:56

singing it poorly. I didn't hear that. I

28:59

didn't hear that. Samas, Samas, Samas. Yeah,

29:02

no, look at the text. I'm with James. I was doing...

29:05

Samas, Samas, Samas. I was in

29:07

Samas, Samas, Samas mode. Wow. No,

29:10

really. Wow. You

29:13

guys really don't pay attention, do you? Oh, dear.

29:16

Have you got that 50 quid that you buried off me

29:18

yesterday, James? Do you remember? Oh,

29:20

no, you definitely did, didn't you? Do

29:23

you remember that time you said you paid for

29:25

all of Captain's drinks at probably the park in

29:27

Marla? I don't remember any of them. Yeah, you

29:29

did not say that. Samas, Samas, Samas. Oh, I

29:32

wonder what could be. Stop fighting it. Oh,

29:35

is that what it is?

29:37

Samas, Samas, Samas. What

29:39

are we singing? Crazy bird. Right.

29:43

Dominic Byrne. Hello. And

29:45

James Robinson. Have you worked out what the reverse

29:47

words are yet? I think I have. Have

29:50

you? I think I have. Well, I've just looked at

29:53

the... I didn't hear what we played. Apparently, we played

29:55

something. But if you look at the words and go

29:57

backwards, obviously. Did you look at the text? No, it

29:59

didn't. I'm not so much. There

30:02

it is there. I'm

30:05

not so much. I'm not so much. Are

30:08

you both still really confused? No, I think I've got it. I

30:10

haven't got it. You don't? Alright, well,

30:12

if this is Captain's singing, it's reversed, and

30:14

if you spin it the right way around,

30:17

it goes... Summer, summer, summer time. What

30:20

did you do with the money? For

30:22

the singing lessons. That's right, yes. Ah!

30:25

Summer, summer, summer time. So

30:27

that backwards is... Summer, summer,

30:29

summer... And then I went... Summer,

30:32

summer, summer... And then Dom

30:34

went... Summer, summer,

30:37

summer... Yes! Summer,

30:40

summer, summer... And James...

30:42

Summer, summer, summer... I

30:45

was close. I

30:48

thought it was summer of 69.

30:50

Oh yeah, different. Always summer, summer,

30:53

summer of 69. Alright,

30:56

well, shall we find out how everybody got on? First

30:58

of all, let's have a listen to how it should

31:00

be done by Captain Kraben. I'll make my CD and

31:02

let me run by. Here we go. Put

31:04

your car on cruise and like this... Summer,

31:07

summer, summer time...

31:10

Oh, hello. Wow. Summer,

31:12

summer, summer time... Look

31:15

at him go. Summer,

31:17

summer, summer time... Oh. awful.

31:22

None of this is in the right

31:24

key. Yeah,

31:26

yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine,

31:28

fine, fine. Now... It's

31:30

a duet, this one. Oh, okay. So who

31:32

would you like to hear singing Summertime out

31:34

of the four of us? Oh, blimey. James.

31:37

I think James actually, yeah. Yeah, James and... Chris.

31:40

James and Chris. Alright, who do you want to go first, James? You.

31:43

Okay, here we go then and

31:45

say this. I'll go my CD and

31:47

let me run around and put your

31:49

car on cruise and like this... Summer,

31:51

summer, summer... Summer, summer, summer time... Yeah,

31:54

woo! That's me, right

31:56

here comes James. Hi

32:01

my. Name.

32:06

Is it may to Iran or maybe

32:08

erode our that means that pepper and

32:10

dumber of next few months ago. First.

32:14

Lady's. Double

32:29

raise. Some

32:32

soft. Assign.

32:36

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32:41

as calm ha ha

32:43

I mean he is

32:45

saying similar. Man.

32:51

Some a sign that sad, but

32:54

some but some serve. Some assign

32:56

them as non muslim. much. Smaller

32:59

sized on fly now yeah

33:02

had now become a for

33:04

never. not a remarkably short

33:06

or yeah my mandate Everly

33:08

things together. Zoning

33:14

fine. Com

33:18

Valencia. James

33:23

Rob said ah, map I'm

33:26

not ah ah ah ah

33:28

seems very nice wires I

33:31

admire. When I say bother

33:33

I say I. Say

33:37

this. Smash him. Some

33:39

gains Manners missing from

33:41

Chris Moyles your podcast.

33:46

Play doubles in Britain's. Most

33:51

a nice. him

33:54

through the buff and booze that

33:56

is weak to on today's chosen

33:58

active and into the Is

34:00

Captain Crapbeard randomly chosen? Let's turn

34:03

up the power and play the

34:05

game. Well

34:10

Ashley Ashley said if I could shoehorn in turn up

34:12

the feel good into this that would be great. Yeah,

34:15

so we're turning up the feel Good, it's gonna feel

34:17

good for us. Not so much for you. I want

34:20

to turn down the field good, please How you feeling

34:22

captain? Yeah, all

34:24

right. Are you ready? No, let's do this

34:30

I Captain

34:33

in what year was the first

34:35

version of Microsoft Excel released? Okay.

34:38

I've got two answers here. Okay It

34:41

was first invented in 1985. I think

34:44

it was first released the 19th

34:46

of November 1987

34:49

very specific. I'm gonna go

34:51

for the second but I'll feel annoyed of

34:53

his 85. Alright, let's find out if you

34:55

are right Or wrong. I'm already

34:58

wrong I Think

35:08

was 1985 In

35:15

Excel 2019 and

35:17

Excel from Microsoft 365 What

35:20

are the maximum number of columns

35:22

it can support? Oh, don't do

35:24

Colin never guess 69,000

35:31

it's gonna be more good. Yes. Is

35:34

that your final answer? It's

35:36

wrong. And yes, it is my final. Let's lock

35:38

in That

35:53

was mean That

35:56

was mean That's

36:00

got louder. 16,384

36:02

column. 16,384

36:05

was what? What

36:08

was your answer? Yeah,

36:10

so you were close. Listen, let's

36:12

get you a point. Trust me, you've

36:15

got this. I don't. You do. I

36:17

don't. Question number three. Yeah. Who

36:20

led the team... Oh, no. ...that invented

36:22

Microsoft Excel? Who led the team?

36:25

No names. No names in my

36:27

homework. Microsoft Excel.

36:33

Oh. You know the person. I

36:35

do because it's written down in front of

36:37

me. You know. I do know. Famously. Yeah.

36:41

It was called Jeff Excel. Wasn't

36:43

it? Jeff Excel. That's it. Told

36:45

you. Am I locking in Jeff

36:47

Excel? Yes,

36:50

I suppose you are. Ah,

36:54

too early.

37:01

Do you know what? Do you know what? I'm

37:03

going to give you that, Captain. Pippa, you were

37:05

too early. Oh, dear. Don't do it again. No,

37:07

we have to do it again. Pippa, you were

37:09

too early. You have to wait. Oh,

37:11

was it? We didn't know if he was right or

37:13

wrong. Sorry. Now, would you like the

37:16

pressing of the button to go to somebody

37:18

else? Because I'm happy to do it. You're

37:20

all terrible. Put it that way. James?

37:22

No. Yeah, I'll have a go. No

37:24

way. Right, so you want to stay with Pippa.

37:26

I hope that Pippa, you can't electrocute him. I

37:29

apologize, Captain. OK, so we're going to do that

37:31

again. No, we go. Just

37:34

make sure she's done it right. OK? OK. Oh,

37:41

wow. Now,

37:43

was that a little bit too late? Bit

37:45

late. Yeah. Stop now. I

37:47

think it was a bit. Try one more time. Just

37:49

try one more time. Sorry. Just get the mean.

37:52

Try one more time. No!

37:58

Perfect time. So that's the end. That's

38:00

perfect, well done. Alright, so we're

38:02

back to the game now. So you

38:04

said, was it Jeff XL? Let's

38:07

find out if you're right. Come

38:09

on! Well, no, we have to find

38:11

out here. What is going wrong? Well, I know, but

38:13

still. It's not Jeff. Aaaaah,

38:16

Jeff. It

38:20

was, of course, Charles Siboney.

38:24

Oh, damn. Charles Siboney. I

38:26

don't know, I mean. Yeah. I don't know if

38:28

that's his name anyway. Alright, I think we should start

38:30

again from the top, don't you? No. Question

38:33

number four. You're doing well, then. What

38:37

is the shortcut key to

38:39

insert a new worksheet in

38:42

Excel? You know, the shortcut.

38:45

What is that? Everyone knows this one, I think. Do

38:47

they? Yeah. I actually

38:49

do know this one. You just done a new one? Yeah.

38:52

If you're Windows, then Control-N.

38:55

Okay. I'm out to help him a little bit. Okay.

38:58

If it was me, I'd probably go

39:01

Shift and F. Well,

39:05

you've given me the wrong answer, so I get

39:08

shocked. No, I go Shift and

39:10

then one of the Fs. What are the Fs I've

39:12

gone for? One of the Fs? Yeah.

39:15

Is there one F? I won't go that low down. No.

39:18

Pick an F. Yeah,

39:20

Shift F 10. Shift F 10. Do

39:22

you want me to lock in that? No. 10,

39:24

something. Say Shift F 10. Okay. All

39:27

right, let's lock it in. Let's get this out of the

39:29

way. No! You

39:36

were so close, it was Shift F

39:38

11. Oh. What

39:41

it was. He was trying to help. I really was trying

39:43

to help you. Oh. That's how little

39:45

I trust you. I know. And shame on you.

39:48

You're in charge of the quality, you try

39:50

to lie to you. We're on to

39:52

question number five. Can I get one right?

39:55

On Microsoft Excel for Android. Oh,

39:57

good. Tell me, what was this?

39:59

stable release number pushed live on

40:02

the 26th of May 2023. 10.

40:04

That's the stable release number of 10. 10?

40:10

Yes. You're going to lock in

40:12

10? No. Let's

40:15

find out if you're right. That is

40:17

so painful. Yeah. That has jumped

40:19

up. And you look like you're

40:22

enjoying it a

40:24

bit. Do I? Yeah.

40:36

Do I? Yeah. Pleasure and pain. Do I?

40:38

Yeah, you do. One more to go. You've

40:40

only one more to go. You

40:42

say the answer. Oh, no, the

40:44

answer was 16.0.16501.2.0160. I believe I didn't

40:52

actually have it written down here, but I think that's right. What do

40:54

you say? 10? Yeah, 10.

40:57

Very close. Now

41:01

this is your final

41:03

question. What does the

41:05

formula equals round brackets,

41:08

A1, 2 closed brackets? What

41:11

does that formula do? Good question.

41:14

Great question. That's strong. Wow.

41:17

It has to do with A1

41:20

and 2, isn't it? Yes.

41:22

Somewhere. Yes. You're absolutely right. So

41:24

it would, you know.

41:27

Go on. You are so close. You are. Round

41:30

up the values of both cells

41:33

of A1 and 2 is

41:36

in a way, my guess. Do you

41:38

ever like that head? Yeah. Okay.

41:40

That's good acting. Let's just do the

41:42

thing. You

41:54

are so close. Thanks

41:58

very much indeed, Mr. Dominic Perk. See,

42:00

that's the

42:04

best idea now. There's

42:20

weapons. That's

42:25

a lovely noise. Yeah, we've got all the audio

42:27

of you. Yep. Would

42:32

you like to hear some of your noises

42:35

that you made? Let's

42:37

have a listen. There you are.

42:40

And... It's lovely,

42:43

isn't it? It's

42:46

lovely, isn't it? Deo.

42:48

It was the first one. Deo.

42:51

Deo. Good. I'll

42:54

think of you every

42:56

step of the

42:59

way. Deo.

43:14

Deo. Deo.

43:21

It was what? Deo.

43:27

It's a lovely duet, isn't it?

43:29

Great. Lovely harmony. Really

43:31

lovely harmony. What's the other one? I

43:34

haven't got the audio, so I just had

43:36

to make it up as I go along.

43:38

Of course, but it does. Live Aid. Oh

43:41

yeah, Landly, 1985. That's Oh

44:04

that is wonderful. Very

44:08

good. Oh very good. That

44:10

was you. Well done captain. You're duetting with all the

44:12

stars. Hey, he's got a new song coming out. Captain.

44:14

I didn't know that. Yeah, it's an old classic from

44:16

the 90s. Right. I'm gonna hear if you

44:18

want to hear it. I like it. Wow. Captain

44:21

James. It's gonna be very English. No. Wow.

44:25

Now it's a bit like the Oh,

44:36

you've got you keep getting it wrong. Oh,

44:52

that's lovely. From

44:55

the top. That

45:26

sounds like you're a gig, absolutely leather. That sounds

45:28

like a lot like me when I am. I'm

46:01

too drunk to realise what

46:04

it should sound

46:06

like. It sounds like I just don't

46:08

get it. Yeah.

46:20

Freddie's doing the chart and I'm too drunk to

46:22

realise what it should sound like. That's

46:25

what it sounds like. One

46:28

more time, one more time. It's

46:43

quite a skill. It's

46:51

funny that I just don't go up

46:53

a note. I'm

46:57

copying Freddie. Yeah. Oh,

47:01

that's proper chicken. You did very well

47:03

there, Captain. Oh, well, thanks, gang. Yeah.

47:06

Well done. The Chris Moyles Show podcast.

47:11

Now, a little reminder to a couple of

47:13

people. It's fair. Fair's fair, right? Fair's fair.

47:15

Sides, right? You

47:18

know, the Sidemen's, yes, burger place, right?

47:22

Two times they've sent chicken in to us. Chocolate

47:24

chicken and then the second time was the

47:26

hot sauce chicken or whatever it was. And

47:29

we've done a bit on the air. We

47:31

said, fair enough, you down to give us

47:33

platinum cards for sides. Yeah.

47:36

Free chicken for us. That's it. Whenever we're in Manchester.

47:38

The one in Croydon, isn't there somewhere? Is that over

47:40

the river? I think so, yeah. I'll probably never go.

47:43

Right. But

47:45

it's not the point where it's our

47:47

cards. Secondly,

47:50

Skoda, who sponsor the

47:52

Chris Moyles Show. On day

47:54

one of them sponsoring, I went through their website and found

47:56

a card that I liked. I went, I'll have that one.

48:00

And then they came and said, oh, if you want a

48:02

car, you can have a car. Yeah. Yeah. To borrow. To

48:04

borrow. Yeah. You clean you all. It's

48:06

very generous of them, isn't it? Yeah. But, but

48:08

one car for the Christmas. That's it. So

48:10

James borrowed it. Yeah. James has still got it, I think, haven't

48:12

he? Yeah, that's how it's out of my house. And he, and

48:14

he had it for the weekend. And did

48:17

you enjoy it? Loved it. What goal deck

48:19

did you have? I had the Enyak VRX.

48:21

That's the nice one. Yeah. It looks really

48:23

sporty. I wrote an Enyak. Very nice. That's

48:25

it. First to have a cake. I

48:28

also cook. Oh,

48:30

it's lovely. Yeah. Is it orange? Yeah. Now, do they call

48:32

it orange or they call it like tangerine?

48:35

Oh, it's got a color. Yeah. It's that

48:37

color. Yeah. It looks very nice. So you

48:39

had this beautiful Stoda car. Where

48:41

did you go? Do you have a friend? Did you go

48:43

to Scotland? Do you have a car, Lyle? See the family?

48:45

What did you... Better. What? Went to the tip. Oh.

48:49

Went to the tip. Look at the

48:51

seat. He booked an appointment. Oh, James.

48:53

Bocked an appointment at the recycling center.

48:55

I don't have a car. Hello. It's a

48:58

luxury to go to a tip on

49:00

a Saturday morning. Wow. I'm

49:02

devastated. I'm absolutely broken inside.

49:05

Of all the places. You

49:07

could have gone to the coast. You could have gone down

49:09

to Brighton. They've been lovely. Why are you

49:11

devastated? Because I had a loan of

49:13

a car for the weekend for my gigs. Right.

49:16

We went to the tip. No, did you?

49:18

What is wrong with you people? We are best

49:20

buds. We are best buds. I mean, we didn't

49:22

book. Right. You just turned up. Yeah.

49:24

I told you it was these 40 terra cotta pots

49:26

that were in this garden. As I was like, Oh,

49:28

you won't give me a secret. Twins

49:30

like Arnold Schwarzenegger and who is it?

49:33

Danny DeVito. Yeah. I hope I'm the

49:35

Arnold Schwarzenegger in this story. We're

49:37

both Arnie. Oh, you can make a

49:39

little film trailer for the new version of twins. It was lovely.

49:42

You know, in the film, they do things the

49:44

same, but different size of America. Whatever. So

49:46

I'm like really great. And he's rubbish is what he

49:48

says. However you want to

49:50

interpret it. Yeah. But you

49:52

know, we're not we're not twins. We have

49:54

nothing in common. I don't have someone tied

49:56

to the radiator in my flat like he

49:58

does. Fair. But the radiator's

50:00

off. Whatever. She's

50:03

free to leave. What? And

50:05

Chelsea loved the tip as well. We went to

50:07

the tip together. She was just happy to get some

50:09

air to be out of the house. No. To

50:12

get the handcuffs off. The first time

50:14

she's seen the sun for six months, Ted. She's

50:16

been waiting. She was breathing on the window of the car. They're

50:19

writing, help me. She's writing, this

50:22

is a lovely scoda. Help

50:24

me. Oh,

50:26

you went to the tip. How romantic, yeah. She

50:28

should have thrown you in one of them big tubs. Free,

50:31

free, free, free. Let's

50:33

do the answer to Happy Ending. Happy

50:35

Ending. The Electric

50:38

Shock Edition. Great. Mm-hmm.

50:41

All right. There's several possibilities. They're

50:43

not all in there, so don't be

50:45

alarmed. By the way, Steer's Stockport, Andy,

50:47

the painter, both of Full House. David

50:49

from Nutsford didn't put any of the

50:51

artist names in. Oh, didn't know. Oh,

50:54

didn't they? No, it's a shame.

50:56

Okay. Are you ready? Ready.

51:00

Yeah. Happy Ending, number one. Oh,

51:06

it works twice. Captain

51:09

Strongly, with that one happening. Yeah, I know I'll know

51:11

it, but I don't know it. You will know it.

51:14

You do. You really do.

51:16

You really know it. Have you put anything?

51:18

Ooh, nothing. Okay, so what's the edition of

51:20

Happy Endings? It's the? Electric

51:22

Shock Edition. Electric Shock Edition. Now, you were

51:24

Yelping one with you today. Sometimes

51:26

you're a Yelping louder. Why

51:29

were you Yelping louder? Because it hurt more. But

51:31

why was it hurting more? Because it's more painful.

51:34

Why was it more painful? Because it

51:37

was something about turning up the

51:40

B1 electric. Feel good. What would you be

51:42

turning up? Turning up the electric. What? Turning

51:45

up the pain. The pain. But how would

51:47

that be? How would it manifest itself? What

51:51

are you actually turning up? You're turning up the? Like, if

51:53

you were to put it on full, would that be dangerous?

51:55

Would that be dangerous? Would

51:57

that be dangerous if we put it on full? Oh, it's dangerous.

52:00

high voltage. Yeah.

52:02

Yeah. That is such

52:05

a... Five. In the five. In

52:08

the five. In the five. By...

52:11

Electric six. Yeah. It's a double.

52:13

It works twice. It's not made

52:15

for the future. It's very good,

52:18

Pip. Number two. Now

52:21

James Groove is in

52:24

the heart. Groove is in

52:26

the heart. James, is that

52:28

an answer for number two?

52:31

Yes. What have you got? Buzzcocks.

52:34

Buzzcocks. Yeah. Okay. Do you want me to give

52:36

you a clue? Yeah. Okay. There

52:38

you are. Slap. What? Does that hurt?

52:40

Slap. Does that hurt? Pally. Here you

52:42

go. Tag. Oh. And are you doing

52:44

him? Are you doing him? Chain

52:47

reaction. I've got no one to hit though. Go

52:49

back to you. Ow. It's happened to all of

52:51

us. Slapping. Does that hurt? Happy slapping. Does that

52:53

hurt? No, it's not happy slapping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

52:55

And then that's... Pain. Oh, ow. Yeah. Ow. All

52:59

of it. It's just not got past the pain. If

53:03

you... I want to hear more about the buzz

53:05

pop. If it hurt you and it hurt me,

53:07

it hurt him and it hurt him and it

53:09

hurt him and it hurt him. Everybody hurt. Yeah.

53:11

Oh. It hurts. Oh. Oh, that's

53:13

a shame. Oh, no problem. Two out of two.

53:16

Two out of two. I got what it was.

53:18

Hurts. Yeah. I think we got that. Everybody

53:20

hurts, wasn't it? Everybody hurts. R.E.M. Well

53:22

done. Number three. Oh. Yeah.

53:26

Yeah. Nice and short.

53:28

Oh. Oh. Oh.

53:31

Thank you, Toby. Oh, hello. Has

53:33

a pain. Dab her out. Oh,

53:36

there it goes. Thank you, mate. That's how

53:38

you would have spoken if you hadn't done

53:40

to a private school. Yes, again. Yes,

53:42

true. Thank heavens

53:44

I did. Right, I'm out for the next

53:47

one. I don't know. Me neither. I haven't got the... I'm told

53:49

you'll get it straight down. Yeah. Dude.

53:54

I can't. I don't know. I know the song. James

54:00

you got it? Yeah. Yeah.

54:02

Yeah. Go on. Mugamata.

54:06

MGMT. Yeah. Mugamata. Energy.

54:08

Electric field. Oh,

54:12

I almost put MGM baby in it. I'll

54:17

get all the irons. I'll get all

54:19

the other pines. Hit me up, buttercup.

54:23

Oh, yeah. Wave. Wave

54:26

every wave. But what kind of

54:28

a wave, Captain? A shockwave. William

54:31

Gallagher. Look to you.

54:35

Shockwave. Wave.

54:39

All right. Number next one. Number six.

54:43

Yes. When I'm cleaning the

54:45

windows. James

54:48

J. Bug with lightning bolts. All

54:59

right. And then the final one. Okay.

55:06

You're singing Please Turn Me Over because it was

55:08

the last track on that one side of the

55:10

album. So the idea is you'd turn it over.

55:12

Well, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't have

55:14

it until you said that. Really? No, I've got

55:16

it. What did you put?

55:19

Is it E.L.O. Mr. Blue Sky? Electric

55:22

light bulb. Thank you, Chris. Very

55:24

good. You're welcome. I

55:26

think flavors might have a full

55:28

house. Let's go around. Captain, I got 10

55:31

points. 10. James. A big 12. Dominic. A

55:33

big 12. A big 12. I

55:38

got 12, but I've got a funny feeling, Toby. I didn't

55:40

get REM. I put in excess. It

55:48

didn't even make sense. It just sounded like in excess

55:50

to me. So I wrote it down. With what track?

55:54

Love Will Never Tear Us Apart. What's the electric thing?

55:56

Because when you're electrocuted. In

56:00

many ways you'll never love again Wow,

56:04

I've had some in love will never tear us apart.

56:06

So you are still doesn't matter good game

56:08

by the way people Well, don't make it better. Thank

56:10

you. I will back tomorrow the request our Toby's next

56:12

before we go I've just had a text message from

56:14

somebody who's recently been to Disneyland Paris

56:17

with the kids I think they

56:19

had the character T right instead of the couch at

56:21

breakfast and they said tell captain

56:23

I don't think the hug thing is true

56:27

I've I've seen it on the internet

56:29

quite recently There's only

56:31

one way to find out and that

56:33

is for Toby for Disney characters and

56:35

not let go I never let purity

56:38

go. So please let go of Minnie

56:40

Mouse. Yeah It's been

56:42

two weeks. So you've got two jobs with the

56:44

US Disneyland Paris number one shout and

56:46

is coming Yeah, and number two don't let go of

56:48

the first character that you hug I'm gonna get thrown

56:51

out the pot before I've been on a

56:53

ride. Absolutely Absolutely 100% Toby and

56:56

you will add to the list of people that I know

56:58

who have been kicked out of Disneyland Paris Oh, who's your

57:00

ball? Well, someone I've not spoken to

57:02

in a long long time But they got kicked

57:04

out for being drunk sneaked back in I got

57:06

kicked out again They got kicked out of Disneyland

57:08

Paris twice in a day. Oh, no, you change

57:10

what you call be right here I'm gonna last

57:12

five minutes. That's not me. Oh That's

57:15

right. I need to go pick out once. Yeah. Yeah, it's

57:18

born the song Oh Key Well

57:22

that long money What

57:27

was that word Dominic you just were struggling

57:29

with them I'm struggling with him pepper helped

57:31

me out Leah Denzian is it okay I

57:34

don't know what it means. You've heard that word Thousands

57:36

of times before so have you pepper so

57:38

is James so is captioned so is Phoenix

57:40

says every listener to Radio X Genuinely,

57:43

I don't think I have you have Well,

57:46

you don't we don't say it on the show do you say

57:48

it on the show no But you have heard it thousands

57:51

of times. I Don't

57:54

okay. What's it? Leo

57:57

Denzian. That's right Leo Denzian

57:59

That's right. From Richard Fingert. That's

58:02

it. Forget Richard Fingert. Yeah.

58:04

He's nothing to do with it. No. No.

58:06

Right. It's, uh, but you can connect it

58:08

to John Smeaton. If you want. Can

58:11

we? Yeah. To what? John Smeaton. What are you

58:13

talking about? Does everyone

58:15

else know you? Do you guys not pay

58:17

attention to life? Yes. Oh,

58:19

now there's a yes from James.

58:23

I genuinely don't know what you're talking

58:25

about. Now, James will know because John

58:27

Smeaton. Yeah. Do you want to tell

58:29

them or shall I? No, you tell

58:31

them. Pretty much the father of civil

58:33

engineering. He

58:35

was, he was the man who was very,

58:37

very well respected. Was he? Yeah. Yeah. And

58:40

he, do you know what? He was the first

58:43

self-proclaimed civil engineer. Right. This is in the 1700s.

58:46

Oh, so I'm which we talk about all the time on

58:48

this show. What? I

58:51

would say his name is mentioned, uh, maybe

58:54

daily on radio X. Yeah.

58:57

Do you know what he's talking about, Pip? No. Do

59:01

you need me to explain a little bit further? Uh, yep. Okay.

59:11

Ever heard this song before? Yes. How many

59:13

times? Thousand times? Yes. You

59:33

have heard

59:35

that word many, many times. Do you know

59:37

what? In the Kaiser News, I put it

59:39

to rhymes. I've never known what he says

59:42

in that line and I've never bothered to

59:44

look it up. I've never known what that

59:46

line is. I thought the line was, I

59:48

thought the attention was. Yeah. A friend of

59:50

a friend, he got beaten. He looked the

59:53

wrong way at a policeman. Would never have

59:55

happened to Smeaton. That is John Smeaton, the

59:57

father of civil engineering. Yes. And an old.

1:00:00

Leo Densley and I tried

1:00:08

That's an art role What

1:00:10

was that? We

1:00:12

did Now

1:00:18

John's Meet was also a school that was near my

1:00:20

school and we used to have fights with each other

1:00:24

Thank you Why

1:00:30

wouldn't it have happened to John? He's

1:00:32

the father of civil engineering isn't he? You're not going to mess

1:00:34

around with the father of civil engineering are you? You

1:00:37

know why? Because you're going to get your ass whooped and you're going to build a

1:00:39

bridge over your head Chris Moyles

1:00:41

show podcast What

1:00:45

are you doing? He keeps touching me No

1:00:48

I don't, he keeps licking my grapes I

1:00:50

mean he touched the grapes Chris,

1:00:52

do not steal Piffer's grapes please, thank you I'm

1:00:55

not touching it Tom's

1:00:57

watching, he'd see Right we've got a

1:00:59

game to play Yes, stop messing

1:01:01

around So naughty

1:01:05

Ready? No Oh

1:01:07

beat, oh beat A

1:01:10

beat A

1:01:12

beat Number

1:01:15

one Right,

1:01:18

come to John first It

1:01:20

sounds like Hot House Flies don't go,

1:01:22

it sounds like Little By Little Oasis

1:01:25

It also sounds like a McFly song Great

1:01:30

Chris I've gone Oasis

1:01:32

half a world away Could

1:01:35

have meant that, Pippa I've gone

1:01:37

for James Laid James,

1:01:39

one of you, James Pippa, James

1:01:41

Laid Wow See

1:01:45

this is the sub game I wanted, can

1:01:47

you play the clue again of number one?

1:01:51

Yeah Right,

1:01:53

half a world away Clopton

1:01:58

No, I've got nothing, it's all about you, McFly Another

1:02:00

one I'm not gonna get. Number two. Oh. Oh.

1:02:05

Chris, what have you put on? No. Ocean Killasene

1:02:07

Riverboat Song, but it's not. Pepper. I

1:02:09

put Oasis Slide Away. It isn't. Dom.

1:02:13

Yeah, axel F. It's actually feeder. Just

1:02:16

the way I'm feeding. Ah. It

1:02:19

could be Riverboat Song though, right? It could

1:02:21

be. Yeah. It's not, but it isn't though.

1:02:23

Right, okay, five more points. Number three. It's

1:02:26

feeding. Me and Dom have got this. Have you got pepper?

1:02:28

I hope so. I think so. And

1:02:30

you're gonna tell us it's. Is

1:02:32

it David? Oh, wait. David.

1:02:35

I'll put Starman. Starman?

1:02:37

Ah. Everyone put the same. I

1:02:39

put Life on Mars. I put Life on Mars. It is Life on

1:02:41

Mars. It is. It is. It is.

1:02:44

It is. It is. Oh. Oh.

1:02:48

Oh. Oh. Right,

1:02:50

here's another one I'm not gonna get. Number four. Number

1:02:52

four. Oh. Now,

1:02:54

come on. I think I've got it. Oh. So

1:02:57

I tell you, it's Chelsea Dagger. For tellies?

1:02:59

Is it Chelsea Dagger? Is it

1:03:01

Henrietta? Henrietta. It is Henrietta. Ah.

1:03:04

Oh. I love your daddy.

1:03:07

You just. No, no, no, no, no, no,

1:03:09

no, no, no. Come on. Crazy

1:03:12

town down here. Can

1:03:14

you tell all music here? Number five.

1:03:16

Oh. I've got that piece. I've

1:03:18

got it. It's not black. Not

1:03:20

black. Are you out of your mind? That was just like.

1:03:23

Have you got this? Yeah. It is. That's

1:03:27

correct. I've got the band. That's correct. And do

1:03:29

you know, it's just as well for you, Dom.

1:03:31

You've not played on stage with this band. Go

1:03:33

on. Why? Because that'd be embarrassing because you didn't

1:03:35

get it. I didn't get it. I

1:03:37

was not stereophonics. Dakota. You

1:03:41

know what? I feel like the one. I

1:03:44

couldn't remember the time. Oh, you're getting a point

1:03:46

for that, don't you? Yay. No, I'm going to

1:03:48

be accurate. I'm serious. If I get the next

1:03:50

one right, I am going to be so chuffed

1:03:52

with myself. It's a tune.

1:03:54

This is number six. If

1:03:57

I've got this right, I'm going to be delighted. Does

1:04:00

everyone think they go there? They can't think. Pepper,

1:04:02

I... Pepper might have it. AJ,

1:04:04

I've put... James Bay, you

1:04:06

put that, no? No. Oh, I've put James

1:04:08

Bay, help out the river. That's what

1:04:11

I thought at first. Ahh. I know.

1:04:13

If I've got this right... Go on. I think it's

1:04:15

Aerosmith Dream On. Oh! Oh! Very

1:04:18

good. Oh no! Yes!

1:04:22

It is... Number

1:04:25

seven is this. No.

1:04:28

Yeah. Very distinctive. Again, if I get this right,

1:04:30

I'll be delighted, but I don't think I have.

1:04:33

It could be one or two. What have you put? It

1:04:35

could be a very old song. Yeah. Or it could be

1:04:37

Elastika. Oh. Oh! Yeah. What

1:04:39

have we put for? What have we already put for? Elastika. I've

1:04:42

gone old. I've gone old from... You really

1:04:44

got me. I've gone kinked all day and

1:04:46

all night. Yeah. And Pepper? I've put

1:04:48

All of the Day and All of the Night by

1:04:50

the kink. It's the kink. You really got

1:04:53

me. Oh! Tom,

1:04:55

did you just sing it? Just then. Yeah,

1:04:57

it is. Yeah. I

1:04:59

put Elastika. You already got me. And the last one. Now.

1:05:03

Now. I'm going to sacrifice two points

1:05:05

to say I don't know. I

1:05:07

haven't written it down. You haven't? I'm going to be

1:05:10

very specific on the title of this as well. You've

1:05:13

definitely got it. Okay. Tom, nothing.

1:05:15

What have you put? I put The Venga

1:05:17

Bus by The Venga Boys. Yeah. All right.

1:05:20

Pepper? I reckon. Is that what you used

1:05:22

to? I put Venga Boys, Venga Bus. Venga

1:05:25

Boys? We like to party. Oh,

1:05:28

for goodness sake. It's the

1:05:31

name software. You know what? Screw you

1:05:33

in the roles. Two points for Elastika.

1:05:35

Yeah, definitely. That's how you score. What,

1:05:38

are you getting two for that one? No, you are as well. Yeah,

1:05:41

we are now. We're all getting two for

1:05:43

Venga Boys. Yeah, go on then. Tom, how

1:05:45

have you got on top? One, two, three,

1:05:47

four, five, six, seven, eight, five. Five? For

1:05:49

me. What, including the second for Venga

1:05:52

Boys? Yeah. Oh, dear. I

1:05:54

put Elastika. It's embarrassing, isn't it?

1:05:56

That's terrible. I'm going to get her. You

1:05:58

feel really bad. Nine. Well done.

1:06:01

Chris? Oh, no. That

1:06:03

was a beat of a song. That's

1:06:06

better than I thought. All beats,

1:06:09

all beats. A. Beats. Beats,

1:06:11

all beats. All songs.

1:06:14

Beats. Beats. Kids.

1:06:17

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

1:06:20

Chris Miles, official on Instagram. Have a little look. I just

1:06:22

went through it. I never really do. I'm

1:06:25

just very lazy on social media. Yeah, but

1:06:27

I was... Ooh. Shut

1:06:29

up. That's Chelsea. That's

1:06:32

Chelsea's appeared on my Instagram in a bikini. Oh, is she?

1:06:35

Yeah. What's she doing? What's she doing

1:06:37

on that? She's hot tubbing the Thames. Oh, it was in

1:06:39

that video. What? It's

1:06:41

just the weekend. It's

1:06:44

just her trapped in the flat, locked in

1:06:46

the flat. He's not trying... And what she's doing

1:06:48

is she's putting all the bikinis together and she's

1:06:50

trying to create a rope ladder so she

1:06:52

can escape. You said she's not tied to

1:06:54

the radiator. She's not. She's tethered,

1:06:57

you said. She's not tethered. I don't know

1:06:59

where she's going. She's going away somewhere. She's

1:07:01

not in my house. Your

1:07:03

house. My... Our

1:07:05

house. I'm just going through

1:07:08

my messages and I do

1:07:10

this all the time. Like

1:07:12

somebody mentioned you in their stories, but by the time I

1:07:14

get to it, it's gone and it never shows you what

1:07:16

it was. If you get there too late,

1:07:18

it's gone. Right. Yeah. 25

1:07:21

hours. Yeah. You've

1:07:23

had it. It's gone. So

1:07:26

it's like so and so mentioned in the story. What? I'm

1:07:28

sorry. Like Jake Comfrey must have posted something about

1:07:30

the gig on Friday. No idea what that

1:07:32

was over the weekend. People sent me stuff. Anyway,

1:07:35

I've got some message from apparently my mum.

1:07:37

Now I didn't know my mum was on

1:07:39

Instagram. Oh. So it could be somebody

1:07:41

pretending to be my mum. But knowing your mother, it

1:07:43

could well be your mum. Or it could be my

1:07:46

mum's account. But I don't know

1:07:48

what it is. I don't know. I don't know

1:07:50

if she has Instagram. She does have an Instagram.

1:07:52

She doesn't have a post there though, right? I

1:07:55

don't know because I've got to request a

1:07:57

follow. Right. I've requested.

1:08:00

actually be my mum on Instagram and

1:08:02

the reason for that is yeah he

1:08:06

sent me two voice messages on Instagram oh

1:08:08

which I didn't even know you could do

1:08:10

on messages no she sent me

1:08:12

two voice messages yeah that's what Jedward did

1:08:14

to us the other day right I'm trying

1:08:16

to hear him yeah this is number one

1:08:20

language okay hold

1:08:22

on okay that's

1:08:26

a message

1:08:29

supposedly from my mum on Instagram

1:08:44

okay oh he's had another go

1:08:46

oh fuck you'll be pleased to

1:08:48

hear right you know you here

1:08:50

we go and the second one

1:08:53

is that's great which one's

1:08:55

your favorite

1:08:58

I do you know what I

1:09:01

prefer one just because there's more

1:09:03

of it number one is this

1:09:05

I'll set yeah call for the background and then

1:09:07

number two I prefer that's

1:09:10

it yeah I think

1:09:12

she's playing stinker someone

1:09:15

just broke off there

1:09:20

you are she just potted it a

1:09:23

color which

1:09:25

one no idea what that is yeah

1:09:27

that was something quarter five Friday afternoon yeah

1:09:30

what is that about mum clearly sitting

1:09:32

there drunk does she drink on a

1:09:34

Friday now what

1:09:37

we are saying Phoenix

1:09:41

let's have a look at you come on in look

1:09:44

at this outfit now what do you call what

1:09:46

you want to be honest Wow there

1:09:49

you go Wow Phoenix there's

1:09:52

a lot going on yeah come

1:09:54

around work it

1:09:57

work it girlfriend Wow!

1:10:02

You're combining a lot of things there.

1:10:05

And isn't it fun? It is fun. Do you know

1:10:07

what fashion should be fun? Let

1:10:09

me describe. It should be. Let me

1:10:11

describe. Sorry. Felix has wear

1:10:13

an oversized cardigan. Yeah, very woolly. A

1:10:18

vintage t-shirt. Apparently. And

1:10:20

what can anybody describe as short shorts? Yeah.

1:10:24

They're sort of 1980s football assures. They could

1:10:26

be shorter. They could be shorter. They're sort

1:10:28

of mid-thigh. And I'm not sure. They show

1:10:30

a bit of tattoo. Yeah, if they're any

1:10:32

shorter, they'll be showing a bit of... Do

1:10:34

you know what I mean? Right. And

1:10:38

then big clumpy trainers. Yeah, yeah.

1:10:41

Now... See that? Isn't

1:10:43

it? No. What? Isn't

1:10:46

it? What is it, though? Do you know what?

1:10:48

I'll have to say. Oh, come on, someone be

1:10:50

honest. Okay. He looks ridiculous. We've

1:10:53

already seen him this morning. Didn't even think. It

1:10:55

looks like... No offence. It looks...

1:10:58

No offence, I love that. It's PE days, right? Yeah.

1:11:01

You've forgotten your kit. So you've had to

1:11:03

go to the box. Yeah. And you've found

1:11:05

a T-shirt and shorts. Yeah. Right?

1:11:07

You're in clumpy trainers. Yeah.

1:11:11

Right? And then you've nicked

1:11:13

Mrs. The Teacher's card for a

1:11:16

laugh. And you're running

1:11:18

into the playground going, Aha, look at me.

1:11:21

Aha. Please, but no offence.

1:11:23

No offence. No. And

1:11:25

I'm taking it. I've got to wait to see

1:11:27

what the outfit's going to be tomorrow. The Chris

1:11:29

Moyles Show podcast. Crazy

1:11:31

Murder Box. So,

1:11:33

Pepper and Toby are

1:11:35

off to Disneyland Paris

1:11:37

this weekend. And

1:11:40

I said to them, I would love,

1:11:42

please, if I may, can I pay

1:11:44

for a character breakfast? And

1:11:47

Pepper and Toby, if I said, yeah, sure, what is it?

1:11:51

The Chris Moyles Show. Crazy

1:11:53

Murder Box. characters.

1:12:01

What a

1:12:03

treat that's right. That'll

1:12:06

be great to be fair that would be really fun.

1:12:09

Here comes Donald Duck, here comes

1:12:11

Goofy, here comes Pluto, here comes

1:12:13

Chippendale, here comes Minnie, here comes

1:12:15

Mickey! And you're sure we won't look weird

1:12:18

if it's just two fully grown adults? No you

1:12:20

pretend you're adults with kids and your kids

1:12:22

are over there somewhere. That's what I do

1:12:24

when I go on my own. Anyway I

1:12:26

just said to Pippa I went have a

1:12:28

little search and see how much it is

1:12:30

because I actually don't know but I'm sure

1:12:32

it won't be five pound a head. Disney

1:12:43

and then she goes oh you've got to

1:12:45

put in an email oh I'll do it. Oh

1:12:49

bum now he wants to know mother's

1:12:51

maiden name, account number, sort

1:12:53

of code, favourite

1:12:56

Madonna album, name was

1:12:58

someone you fancied at

1:13:00

school, first

1:13:03

kiss, what's your favourite

1:13:05

colour, how many Pringles can you get in

1:13:07

your mouth, all of that. And I

1:13:09

went I can't wait I've got to go to the break. Right

1:13:12

don't do anything else, don't

1:13:14

press any more buttons, Pippa went

1:13:16

okay and I said then we'll

1:13:18

do it after the news.

1:13:20

Okay yeah what did she

1:13:22

do? Press more buttons. And

1:13:25

then she goes oh no! She's

1:13:29

trying to find the price of the character breakfast at Disneyland

1:13:31

Paris. Do you know what she's done? She's

1:13:34

just booked it. But here's the

1:13:36

thing, she still doesn't know how

1:13:38

much it is! Who's

1:13:42

that one on the screen now because I don't recognise that

1:13:44

person. Is that not Shmee from Pizza

1:13:48

Pan? Sleepy.

1:13:53

Sleepy be asleep. Tigger was there, yeah

1:13:55

Tigger's there and there

1:13:57

was a bunny rabbit but none of us can

1:13:59

remember. who the bunny rabbit spent to me. I

1:14:01

think it's from the Cadbury's Caramel advert. Yes. With

1:14:04

the sexy bunny rabbit. Lean against the tree. Do

1:14:07

you remember those ads? Yeah. Now, I found

1:14:10

out something recently about that. I don't know

1:14:13

what her name was. Right. That advert with

1:14:15

the sexy bunny rabbit, right? I'm

1:14:17

not 100% sure if the voiceover for

1:14:19

sexy rabbits was Miriam Magli's. Really?

1:14:25

Yeah. I might be wrong. Oh, that's a

1:14:27

claim to the name of that. But I

1:14:29

think she did a lot of voiceovers, Miriam.

1:14:32

And I think she did a lot of

1:14:34

sexy voices. Really? Like that. Ah! You're right.

1:14:36

Am I right? Really? Hey,

1:14:40

Mr. Beaver. Why are you

1:14:42

beavering around? Just

1:14:47

plopping down a tree. Cadbury's Caramel.

1:14:49

He is a thick Cadbury's Milk

1:14:52

Chocolate. Melts with that dreamy caramel.

1:14:55

Doesn't sound anything like her. I like her. She's

1:14:57

all set on it. And

1:15:01

Anya's Soul. Anya's Soul ad. Ooh. Anya's

1:15:03

Soul ad. Is

1:15:06

that for the each of us and people, Lyn?

1:15:10

You know, you're all childish. Wow.

1:15:14

We're all booked in. Yeah. You are? Yeah.

1:15:17

Have you paid for it? No. You just

1:15:19

book in. Oh, I wonder if you pay on

1:15:21

arrival. I guess so. Oh, there you go. You'll be

1:15:23

fine. But I've got the last slot. Literally

1:15:26

the last slot. Well, you know what we

1:15:28

do with that? Put your Annas at the...

1:15:30

That's it. Craig and

1:15:32

Aberdeen's text in about that. She paid. What did

1:15:34

she say? I was distracted. You put the cameras

1:15:36

on. What Disney movie was Anna Soul in? She's

1:15:39

a Disney Princess, Anna. You're getting confused. You never

1:15:41

heard of Disney Princess Anna Soul. Which

1:15:44

is definitely what Piffer said first time. She's

1:15:46

beautiful. Yeah. Suddenly,

1:15:51

the Princess Anna Soul appeared

1:15:54

in the doorway. Oh. Princess

1:15:58

Anna. Walking funny, what's

1:16:01

the problem? I smoked

1:16:03

this morning and something hurts

1:16:05

I feel it down below

1:16:08

I was in

1:16:10

trouble of the paid walls To

1:16:13

the doctors I go You

1:16:16

took one run on this house I can't, I

1:16:18

can't Hello, Anna there. Anna,

1:16:20

Anna who? Anna, are you there? What

1:16:22

is your name Princess? Anna's name Anna's

1:16:26

name Anna's name

1:16:30

Anna, Anna Anna,

1:16:33

Anna Anna, Anna

1:16:36

Anna, Anna Anna,

1:16:38

Anna I'm not doing it I'm

1:16:41

not going to do it Just do it I

1:16:43

didn't do it, that was in your head You

1:16:45

will Thank

1:16:47

you forVlogx This

1:16:50

is the ChrisMoyl Show

1:16:52

podcast And that is your

1:16:54

podcast for this week Well done, you've reached the

1:16:56

end of the podcast Well done, Captain Well

1:16:59

done to you Well done, darling Well done,

1:17:01

Pippa Thank you and to you Well done,

1:17:03

James Well done to me I have nothing

1:17:05

of you, no idea why we say well

1:17:07

done to you Thank you But yeah, another

1:17:10

podcast, Bites the Dust Yeah, do do do

1:17:12

Do do Do Another podcast,

1:17:14

Bites the Dust Do you know what my favourite bit

1:17:16

was? What? All the bits with

1:17:18

me in it Are your video editing or? No Well

1:17:22

It's the Anna Sol bit to

1:17:24

Let It Go Oh,

1:17:26

now that was lovely That was lovely It's

1:17:30

good you've got the pronunciation right now Thank you

1:17:33

It's just as well over a radio show, isn't it? Because

1:17:35

the skills that I have are all radio

1:17:37

based All right I

1:17:40

can hear Pippa say

1:17:42

Anna Sol, Anna Sol And then

1:17:44

we can turn that into a Princess Anna Sol

1:17:47

Singing a Disney song Yes Let

1:17:49

it go, Anna Sol Like

1:17:51

that Now, if I worked in

1:17:53

an accountant, a law firm

1:17:56

Even just behind the counter at Greggs Yeah I'll

1:17:59

be useless It's not working is it? No, it

1:18:01

really wouldn't work. You'd probably be

1:18:03

asked to leave actually. When I get... seriously,

1:18:06

when the day comes and I'm not doing

1:18:08

this anymore, what on earth am I going

1:18:10

to do? What on

1:18:12

earth am I going to do? I'd love to see you

1:18:14

try to get a job in the back office, to just

1:18:16

give it a week. Do you know what? Why don't I

1:18:18

apply for a job? Why

1:18:21

don't we look into this and why don't I try and actually apply

1:18:23

for a job? Great idea. Under my name

1:18:25

and everything, and I go, what are your skills? I

1:18:27

put my CV down. Very impressive

1:18:29

in radio, but absolutely worthless if you try to

1:18:31

get a job at TK Max. Well,

1:18:33

you should get a Saturday job at a news agent. Shall

1:18:37

we go for a real high up on CEO

1:18:39

of something? Well, there's a

1:18:41

good chance I would because I haven't got a clue what

1:18:44

I'd be doing. So there's a good chance I could make

1:18:46

me management immediately. But I can't play golf. I mean, that

1:18:48

seems to be the way golf. You should golf and you'll

1:18:50

be fine. And then I'll take care of Steve and Myron's

1:18:52

job. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, all you got to

1:18:54

do is be able to look in the window in the morning, play golf

1:18:56

in the afternoon. And I'll take five days off. Are you there? But

1:18:59

you can't play golf. Yeah. And that's

1:19:01

why I fall. First hurdle. That's

1:19:04

not the first hurdle. No, it is the first hurdle.

1:19:06

The business is like eight, nine hurdles down. Anyway, what

1:19:08

we're talking about. Let's get out of here. Thank you

1:19:10

very much for listening. Goodbye, everybody. We'll have a brand

1:19:12

new podcast next week. Good luck texting. Don't forget, go

1:19:14

back to the beginning of the podcast if you want

1:19:16

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1:19:18

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that. And then as you hear me say what you

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So go back to the beginning. Have a listen to

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1:19:35

goodbye. Bye-bye. Not you, James.

1:19:37

Bye-bye.