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Hello and welcome to the Chris Moyles Show

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and Radio X podcast with me Toby Tarrant.

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The Chris Moyles Show and Radio X podcast is missing a

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slightly key ingredient, which is Chris Moyles.

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Yes, that's right. He was off this

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week. So I had the pleasure of

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your company. And maybe you had the

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pleasure of my company. I don't know.

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What's this about? We normally record two

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intros. So there'll be a little intro

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now where you say, welcome to

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the podcast. Right. So you could do that now.

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Oh, welcome to the podcast. So

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then then it plays a little jingle. Yeah. And then

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we're back. Okay. Here's a jingle. That

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was a jingle. Hello and welcome to

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the Chris Moyles Show and Radio X

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podcast with me, Toby Tarrant. Now, we

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never got round to asking intern Bella if

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she enjoyed her burger last night. No, we didn't

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actually. No, she, it was her birthday, wasn't it?

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Yes. Happy birthday, Bella. She went for a burger.

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Her family watched her eat a burger. Yes. So

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talk to us about the burger. Well, I can

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actually let you know that they didn't just

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watch. My family did also eat a burger.

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Because that would be creepy. If you just sat there

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eating a burger whilst your family watched you eat a

1:18

burger. Yeah. Also, I should probably recap the

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whole thing because I don't know if

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Burgergate made it into the final edit. I'm

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not sure. We'll find out together. It was

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intern Bella's birthday. I said to

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Bella on air, what are you doing for your

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birthday? She said, I'm going to eat a burger

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with my family. Yeah. It wasn't clear whether the

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family were going to eat as well. No, that

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wasn't clear. It's nice that they did. Now,

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I'd like you to talk us through your

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burger and each individual ingredient, please. Oh,

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if I can remember. So, brioche

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bun. Oh, very

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nice. Yeah. And then burger.

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But I think there were two patties. Gives

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me the ick as the kids would say

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the word patties. I don't know why. Oh,

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do you want a big patty? Don't like it. Do

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you know what I mean? It does sound like a

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bit of a slur. Oh, you're big patty. Yeah.

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Only patties, do you want? Only patty. But I think

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that if you... Is there another term you can say?

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I don't know. I know it is a patty, isn't

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it? A patty. Sorry.

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Anyway, sorry. We digress. So,

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we've got your brioche. We've got your two burgers. Yeah.

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Burger bits. Sort of like burger

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sauce. Yeah, burger sauce. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now,

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when does burger sauce... I

2:30

get very confused with burger sauce. So,

2:32

because it's not... A lot of people say it's ketchup and mayonnaise,

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but it's not as simple as that. No, there's mustard in there

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as well. There is. And a

2:38

bit of lemon juice? Yeah, I think so. I

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think. Yeah. And when does a

2:42

burger sauce become thousand island dressing? Oh, now. Thousand

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island dressing is merely ketchup and mayo and a bit

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of vinegar. Is it as simple as that? Meant

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together. That's all it is. Okay. Hence

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the pink. Tell us more about your burger,

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please, fella. Now, I don't know if you're a gurgen. Gurgen? Gurgen?

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I don't know if I'm a gurgen either. Are you a gurgen? I

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don't think I am a gurgen. I

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prefer gurgens to gurgens. I like gurgens. You

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know my favorite manager is Gurgen Klopp. Hey.

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Sorry, a gurgen fan. A gurgen

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fan. I love a gurgen.

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Yeah. Best bit of any big match. Nothing

3:14

better than when you go to McDonald's with

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somebody who isn't a gurgen fan and they

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don't want their gurgen,

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so you get double the gurgen. Yeah, producer size

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shaking his head. He doesn't like it. He's not

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a gurgen fan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can go

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off, people. You can go off, people,

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Si. Sorry, you say, yes, I was

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assuming there was a gurgen in there. There were. There

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are a couple. No.

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Is it just American? They are pickled gurgens, a

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pickle cucumber, I think, aren't they? I

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think so. Big size nodding. Yeah, I think that's what they

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are. Seems to know a lot about gurgens for a man

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who doesn't like them. Oh,

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yeah. Suddenly, he's full

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of gurgen knowledge. Yeah. Because in

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America, they love a pickle. They do. Is

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that the same thing as I think it is? Yeah. Are

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we on? Yeah, we're on now. Sorry,

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so so we got blue ash bun. We got

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patty. Sorry dog. We've got gherkin

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Keep going Oh burger sauce and

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cheese oh No,

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are we looking at yeah, we look at it your

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your bog standard cheddar. I'm

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gonna say yes I don't know what it was. It

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was melted and delicious Monterey Jack. Oh

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They allowed say it proud Oh

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gosh that was almost

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too loud to say it's worth mentioning that

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at the time recording I am levered But

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that seems to be the go-to Non-cheddar

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cheese for a burger is the Monterey Jack

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isn't it right so we've got you we've

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got your patty We've got your honey ash

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bun. We've got your burger sauce. We've got

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your pickle. We got your cheddar. Is

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that it? I think it might

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be I like it. Yes, it's simple. It's

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no nonsense, but I always

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think simple foods the best food

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You know whenever you go into supermarket and

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some brand has bought out a limited edition

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something yeah, you know it's rubbish Yes, if

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it was any good. It would be a

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permanent fixture exactly right now talk to me

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starters Are

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you alright you coming to the end of your

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energy level yeah, I own okay No

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starter talk to me about a little

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thing that's called side plates. Oh,

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that's it Oh my god such good sides

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now here. We go you think my interest.

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Oh, yeah, this is where I get passionate

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is it It's it now beef

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dripping chips. Oh, he's ripping chips.

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Sorry vegetarian. That's Dom's nickname at university

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It was the nicest creamiest mash

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oh that was again one of my I'm

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mac and cheese. I know that doesn't work. Yeah, oh,

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yeah You

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know, sorry Scotland, yes, oh Scotland all

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that's very nice So you were on

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a diet then burger mashed potato

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mac and cheese there we go

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and beef dripped chips. I

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rolled home. Oh I love beef

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drippin chips. That's an excellent order. Now Dom

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I heard you shout pudding. Oh

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pudding. Now Bella. Ice

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cream. Oh lovely. Yeah

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they didn't have any dessert but they give you an

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ice cream. Favourite flavour?

6:23

Chocolate chip. Mmm I can't agree. Really?

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Sorry Dom. Sorry

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Dom. I'd love to Bella. Can't

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agree. Strawberry for me. Oh yeah.

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Strawberry. Bit sweet for my liking. Strawberry ice

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cream. No it's not. No it's not. I'm

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wrong. It's lovely. Now here's gonna

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divide the room and cause a ruckus. I'm

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gonna say a word and I'm gonna gauge your response. Pistachio.

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Not for me. Nah. No.

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Free shaking heads. You obviously like them do you? I can dabble.

6:57

We're gonna lose Toby shortly. It's

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like we know the connection to a satellite is

7:02

on its way out. It's gonna burn out into

7:04

orbit. We're so close to losing that signal at

7:06

the moment. I can dabble in pistachio. Yeah.

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That's what I'm trying to say. The events of this

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week are catching up with you now and then. Shall

7:14

we talk about what's on the actual podcast? Oh yeah.

7:17

I mean you forgot what we were doing. Genuinely

7:19

it's so busy. We've got tons

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of stuff. Have I got a list of stuff?

7:24

Have I got a list of answers? It's lovely

7:26

stuff. Have I got a list of stuff? Bella

7:28

I'm just gonna lean on you for this one. Bella's got it

7:30

all. Yeah what have we got in this podcast? Well throw

7:33

yourself back to Monday. We had Abby Clancy. Oh

7:36

was that this week? I know. My

7:38

word. Feels like a long

7:40

time ago. I imagine for her it

7:42

feels longer ago. Yeah. Abby

7:45

Clancy. And we had two big questions

7:47

this week. We had firstly

7:49

of course do you like my dungarees? Do you like

7:51

my dungarees? Yeah. And

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we also had chips with

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a Chinese. Do you like chips with a Chinese? Yeah.

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And we had a lovely little... from Heart Breakfast.

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Yeah, well now there's a story behind that

8:03

actually. So when we sent

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Produce a Big Site and run up to Heart

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to go and ask the Heart Breakfast team if

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they had chips with their Chinese. And

8:12

Sy said when he walked into the studio there was a bit of

8:14

an atmosphere. Apparently it was chaos and

8:16

that they were having loads of technical issues. And I

8:18

wasn't aware of that because I saw Jamie Sexton last

8:21

night. And that explains why

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he got a frosty reception when in the

8:25

middle of a show where all the technical

8:27

stuff was going wrong, the

8:29

producer from Radio X walked in. Do you have chips for

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the Chinese? Very, very,

8:33

very good Jamie Sexton for Humoring Us. He answered

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the question. Thank you very much. What else is

8:38

on there? That's just Monday. God, it's a good

8:40

show. It is a good show. We also had

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a How to Please Your

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Woman. Yes.

8:47

Remember that? Did we? Yeah, get your notepad and

8:49

pen out. Oh yes, you had a- Make a

8:51

jigsaw of their face. That was one of them,

8:53

wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. That

8:56

was it. We also had another big question. Nine arms

8:58

or 10 arms. Oh, would you rather have

9:00

nine arms or 10 arms? Still providing the- I'd rather

9:02

have 10. Gosh, you've always said that, even, isn't it?

9:04

Yeah, yeah. We also had Seagull

9:07

Boy. Of course. Of course. That

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was good. Seagull Boy was good. I think that was

9:11

a low point. Seagull Boy. Yeah, Seagull Boy did nothing

9:13

wrong. You and I let the team down. There

9:15

is a video of it as well. It rewards

9:17

further viewing. I don't think it does. I

9:19

don't think. In a life of low points, I think

9:21

that might be Rock Bottom. Every time I think I've

9:23

hit Rock Bottom, I find that Rock Bottom has a

9:25

basement. It was pretty awesome.

9:29

Right, I've got to do another link quickly. Oh, yeah? I've

9:31

got to do another link. Stay there. Hold that fort. Awww,

9:36

too long there. I didn't trade. This

9:38

is long as normal. Oh, is it?

9:40

Do you know what, Bella? Probably.

9:42

Oh, I've pressed the wrong button. Hang on. Hang on,

9:44

hang on. Is this longer than

9:46

normal, is it? Kind of. Sorry, we're back, by the way.

9:48

Is this longer than normal? I think so, and also we've

9:50

probably got another 5 minutes to go to explain what we've

9:52

got coming up. Do you know what? Let's- Shall we just

9:55

skip all that? Please do one. And they'll hear what's in

9:57

the popcorn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's bumper, isn't it?

9:59

Sir, and uh... And to say Tom, we won't do an answer. Yeah,

10:02

probably more. So enjoy this

10:04

podcast. The Chris Moyles Show and

10:06

Radio X podcast. Enjoy.

10:09

Pretty good, I reckon. Pretty good. That's good. You've got

10:11

the last word on that. Yeah, yeah, thanks. No, no,

10:13

now you've got the last word. No, no, I'm saying

10:15

you have the last word. No, no, no, no, because it's

10:18

already been too long. Ah, last

10:20

word is yours. Smashed

10:22

it. Nice.

10:26

This is the Chris Moyles

10:28

Show podcast. Brave boy. I

10:37

love this music. It's, you

10:39

never played Age of Empires, did you? No, I

10:41

didn't. Oh, this is so Age of Empires. It's

10:43

lovely. We

10:46

have invented a game called Toby

10:48

or Not Toby. I obviously

10:51

am a Toby. We've got a

10:53

few people on the line and we're going

10:55

to ask them a series of questions and

10:58

try and work out whether they are a Toby or

11:00

not a Toby. Okay, that

11:03

is the question. That is the question. So

11:05

let's get straight into it, shall we? You genuinely

11:07

don't know. So I guess you could sort of ask them

11:09

some questions about, and I'll ask them

11:11

from a Toby point of view. Sure, okay. And then

11:14

we'll try and ascertain whether they're a

11:16

Toby or not Toby. I like it. Right, so let's

11:18

go straight in to caller one. Good

11:20

morning, caller one, are you there? Good morning, yeah,

11:22

I'm here. Oh, now. I

11:25

can't just react to his voice.

11:27

Yeah, oh, okay. Okay, who

11:30

am I talking to? I cannot tell you.

11:32

Oh, you're good. Oh, I thought you might fall

11:34

for that. Caller number one, can I ask, where

11:37

do you live in the country? I

11:39

am in Blackpool. I'm actually on the promenade

11:41

at the moment. On the sort of thing

11:43

a Toby would do. I have

11:45

been to Blackpool. That is

11:47

quite, that's quite Toby-ish behavior. I went there

11:49

for my birthday, no less. Did you? Yeah,

11:51

there we go. What's

11:55

who's your football team, Steve? I'm

11:57

a Tottenham fan. When

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I be split open. Can

12:03

I ask what you do for a job? I

12:06

must succeed are either. Moon,

12:08

Sexy driver in black Buffalo Bill. It's

12:10

race and top. Be taxed on and

12:12

spend another. You are the zebra now

12:15

drug stores I beheld eyes. It's hybrid.

12:17

Yes I don't want to play long

12:19

but they are playing a leg you

12:21

are you ladies Man would you say

12:24

it's a big i'm a one late.

12:26

Oh well. there we go. Verb as

12:28

more than I've ever had slept. rules

12:30

may else to have any hobbies cold

12:33

of whom. I. Am

12:35

an attempted goldsmith own elo on

12:37

it or not serve that purpose.

12:39

Piece by it's it's I have

12:41

come to keep a decision. Okay,

12:43

I'm going for go on. A

12:46

Kobe how I'm going not i you out at

12:49

I. Go

12:51

to one Will you please tell us are

12:53

you so be or not so base. Not

12:57

so be. Ah, or is

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it a brutal one. Is

13:03

James A? Oh of course it is. Of

13:05

course it is. I saw as causes say

13:07

Zola by D Very much James enjoy the

13:09

received a fight you for playing so be

13:11

or not so beta. Bottom of the it

13:13

sixers was if I don't think I'd done

13:15

what is happening. right?

13:18

So call it to you that gone. It's

13:20

a. Good morning. Good

13:22

morning good moaning globally Mood Ramon

13:25

and move though of my my

13:27

my not have you ever yes

13:29

at all and embassies and ask

13:31

where you from. Sales.

13:33

Which. Sounds. And or this that guy

13:35

under his i may ask if I may be for both.

13:37

How old are you call a number? Say on can push.

13:41

Forty Seven Forty Seven.

13:43

Forty Seven. Modern name.

13:45

Yes. But. Then so be

13:48

on space of as he sobered ages

13:50

of twenty. One Results: Phelps Ah so

13:52

you like to do you spend time

13:54

Quality. I don't mind a little bit.

13:56

cookie. oh yeah i

13:58

didn't say oh things you

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cook there oh don't mind

14:02

a fajita yeah oh now fajita

14:04

that's interesting is it is

14:06

it though well and uh

14:09

just remind me who

14:11

am i talking to uh

14:14

you've talked to me uh one of them's got

14:16

to fall for it you can't

14:18

catch it now 47 from chelversford

14:20

likes cooking fajitas there's not a lot to go

14:22

on there's not a lot

14:24

to go on okay i'm going i'm going to

14:27

tobi are you yeah yeah

14:29

i'm switching i'm going and not sobi okay

14:31

call another sue please

14:34

reveal are you sobi or

14:36

not tobi i

14:40

am a tobi oh

14:45

well played are you two from two from two i

14:47

should be good at this you don't even know your

14:49

own i don't know my own oh it's nice to

14:51

meet you fellow tobi i'm sorry

14:53

mate i'm so sorry tobi i'm so

14:55

sorry letting it down letting down anything

14:58

he let down the tobi population i

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really am i'm i'm besmirching the good

15:02

name of tobi i'm so sorry i

15:04

got on fajitas yeah fajitas at the

15:06

turning point wasn't it well

15:09

i'll bless you tobi enjoy the rest of your day i'll

15:11

let you get back to it

15:13

yes believe it or not we've got a

15:15

third caller no way oh yes we do okay

15:18

uh caller number three are you there hello

15:21

hello oh sounds like call number two

15:24

hello okay so uh first of

15:26

all where about are we speaking

15:28

to you from uh from manchester

15:30

from manchester okay okay and uh

15:32

do you support a football team

15:34

from manchester i'm afraid

15:37

i don't follow any football

15:39

do you follow any other

15:42

support uh rugby rugby

15:44

you know like robin you're a tobi

15:47

but i feel like tobi can be

15:49

quite a middle class name and rugby's a very middle

15:51

class sport that's true that is interesting uh what do

15:53

you what do you do in your spare time what's

15:55

your favorite thing to do in the world uh

15:57

probably cooking again oh he's

15:59

meters. Not all the

16:02

barbecue man. Oh, all the barbecue man. Okay, very,

16:04

very nice. What do you do for a job?

16:06

I'm a civil engineer. Civil engineer. Who

16:08

barbecues? Civil

16:11

engineer who barbecues, who likes a bit of

16:13

rugby. Okay, right. I'm

16:15

struggling here. This is a

16:17

complete guess, I reckon. Call

16:20

it number three. Please reveal, are you...

16:22

Oh wait, we haven't done our answers yet. I'm

16:25

going Toby, are you? See,

16:28

I don't. You sound like

16:30

a mat. Okay. I'm

16:33

going not Toby. Call it number three.

16:35

Please reveal, are you Toby or not Toby?

16:38

I'm not Toby. Oh, I'm rubbish

16:40

at this. What's your name? Dan.

16:44

Dan Dan. Of course it is Dan Matt. Of

16:46

course it is. It was staring us in the

16:48

face. Thank you very much Dan. Enjoy

16:50

the rest of your time. Yes, we've got one more. Okay,

16:53

I was surprised we had two. I can't

16:55

believe how many people wanted to play. Okay,

16:59

call it number four, are you there? Yes, I'm

17:02

here, good morning. Hello, good morning call it number four.

17:05

I can't believe you're beating me. I'm three from three. You

17:07

don't know your own people, Toby. I know.

17:09

Put your finger up. So,

17:11

let's get straight into it. First

17:13

of all, I want to throw a curve.

17:16

But what's your favourite film? Probably,

17:18

In The Castello. Oh,

17:20

I love that film. Love that

17:22

film. If you're in a

17:24

restaurant and you're ordering your favourite ever food, what

17:26

would that food be? Ooh. Is

17:30

that Chinese? I don't know that one. Yes,

17:32

yes, probably it's Chinese. I'm talking

17:35

about Chinese. Yeah, it's like a

17:37

Chinese meal. I say, do

17:39

you own any pets? Good

17:41

question. Yes, I do. Two

17:43

pugs. Two pugs. Oh, that's classic

17:45

hair and behaviour. Oh, not that one.

17:47

Toby. I remember your family. Are

17:50

you left-handed or right-handed? Oh. I'm

17:53

a lefty. Oh, you're a lefty. Have you ever been

17:55

to Switzerland? No, never been to Switzerland.

17:58

That's a deal breaker for me. Okay, so

18:00

I am going Toby. So

18:02

am I. Okay, interest. So you got one of

18:04

your mob. So I got one

18:06

of your mob. Call on number four.

18:09

Please reveal. Are you Toby or

18:11

not Toby? I

18:13

am not Toby. What's

18:16

your name? I'm James. Oh,

18:18

of course you are. It was there. He like

18:21

he's got two parks. Of course. He's called James.

18:23

James. Thank you very much for playing Toby or not.

18:26

Toby. Did you enjoy yourself? Yeah,

18:28

had a blast. Yeah.

18:33

You made a big mistake last week. I

18:35

made a big mistake. Off air. Oh, what

18:38

did I say? Why? What happened? You

18:40

knew that I was on breakfast this week and you

18:42

made the mistake of mentioning within earshot of me that

18:46

you used to really like wearing dungarees.

18:48

Oh, that's right. I

18:51

do remember because you know what? When you're a

18:53

kid back in the 70s or I was where

18:55

you were. I

18:58

swear dungarees all the time. You

19:00

got a check shirt looking pretty cool. I

19:02

think your exact sentence to me last

19:04

week was why

19:06

is it it's sexist? Why the women

19:09

still get to wear dungarees but guys

19:11

don't when was the last time you

19:13

saw a man walking through

19:15

any street of the UK wearing a

19:17

pair of dungarees. I think the last

19:19

guy saw in dungarees was the

19:22

guy from the green mile. Right. There

19:26

you go. The last time

19:28

I saw a guy in dungarees was the green

19:30

mile and that film's like 20 years old and

19:32

I haven't won dungarees. No, since I was about

19:35

six. I think Chucky ruined them for a lot

19:37

of people. You think they're bad

19:39

press after that? Yeah. Well,

19:42

I think we we need to find you

19:44

some dungarees. Do you say what? That's where

19:46

this headed and you though. I think no,

19:48

no, no, I don't remember. Okay, because I

19:50

say we could all wear dungarees. We could

19:52

all wear dungarees. Yeah. Cool guys hanging out

19:54

wearing pairs of dungarees. Now, I think what

19:56

you wear underneath the dungarees is important. It's

19:59

crucial. It's absolutely crucial. It

20:02

really is. Because it can go so... You

20:05

can say so many different things with the undergarment.

20:07

You really go because... If you go

20:10

just dungarees and shirtless... Yeah, very different

20:12

vibes. Serial killer vibes, isn't it? That

20:14

is very Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Absolutely. But

20:17

if you wear a

20:19

stripy long sleeve t-shirt, you look like Chucky.

20:21

So it's a fine line, Czech shirt. You

20:24

look at a little bit country and western.

20:26

It's a little bit Cletus. A little bit.

20:30

Just a plain tee. I think

20:32

a plain white t-shirt... Might be all right. Might be where

20:34

I live. Feels like you should be

20:36

holding a banjo. I don't know why. I

20:40

mean, we won't know until we do it. Right, well,

20:42

if that doesn't make you listen tomorrow, then

20:44

I don't know what will. Tomorrow, we will

20:46

track down some dungarees. Yeah. And Dominic Burr,

20:48

I tell you what, I'm thinking, probably

20:51

if you are going to wear dungarees, probably the good people of Leicester

20:53

Square need to see you. I need to say that. I

20:57

think the good people of Leicester Square would love to see you in

20:59

your dungarees tomorrow. They would just say, no, we wouldn't. No,

21:02

they're out there. They want you. The

21:04

Chris Moyles Show podcast. I

21:09

don't really remember how... Oh, it's because I'd eaten

21:11

so much over the weekends. Oh, yeah. That's a

21:14

disgusting amount you said, actually. It was a disgusting

21:16

amount. I am a disgusting fat pig. And

21:19

then we went on a tangent and we discussed chips

21:22

with a Chinese. Yeah. Which I've

21:24

never done. Highly controversial, I would suggest.

21:26

Yeah. The texts and tweets were divided.

21:28

They were. Polly James was

21:31

the first person that introduced me to chips

21:33

with a Chinese. And she's back

21:35

from 10 o'clock during the request hour. And

21:38

you can text and tweet

21:40

her, calling her a freak, if you like. Absolutely.

21:42

No words. Please do. Then

21:45

I was like, I wonder if heart breakfast,

21:47

and Jamie Fuchs and Amanda Holden are talking

21:49

about chips with a Chinese meal. Right. So

21:52

producer Big Sigh ran upstairs to the heart studio.

21:55

And according to Big Sigh, he went into the studio.

21:58

And I'm out. Amanda Holden wasn't

22:00

available for comment. Okay. But she's not on this

22:02

morning. Jamie

22:05

Fieksten was very keen on

22:07

the topic. Ashley

22:09

Roberts, formerly of Pussycat P

22:11

dolls and not Sugarhill gang. That's it.

22:13

Easy mistake to make. I

22:16

always get Grandmaster Flash and Ashley Roberts mixed up.

22:20

And then, which, Ashley Roberts, also

22:22

last time I saw her, she was wearing one of

22:24

those necklaces. That's a massive clock around her neck. Oh,

22:26

was she? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that was Flavor

22:29

Flav. No, that was now I remember. So

22:32

then, apparently, according to the

22:34

big site, Jamie Fieksten was very

22:36

interested in the topic of Chips of a Chinese. Apparently,

22:38

Ashley Roberts, not

22:40

fast enough, apparently, barely

22:43

looked up from her phone. And

22:47

didn't really have an opinion on the topic at

22:49

all. Right. Which is funny. Yeah. It's weird. He

22:53

talks with somebody who would be keying the chat about Chips

22:55

of a Chinese. Excuse me. A Chinese. So

22:58

we did get a lovely message

23:00

from Jamie Fieksten though. Oh, do we? Good old

23:02

Jamie. Would you like to hear what Jamie Fieksten had

23:04

to say about it? Very much, actually. Here we go.

23:06

Hi, Toby. Jamie Fieksten here. Now,

23:09

as far as I'm concerned, Chips don't

23:11

appear on a Chinese menu. However,

23:14

according to my producer, there is

23:16

such a thing called Salt and

23:18

Pepper Chips, which are

23:20

special Chinese restaurant chips, which are

23:22

cooked with chilies and onion. Presumably,

23:25

this was channel five in an

23:27

air fryer and then

23:29

enjoyed with a sweet chili dipping

23:31

sauce. I've never heard of these

23:33

and if it was my decision, I'd remove the

23:35

chili and the onions and just put

23:37

cheese on them and dip them in mayo, which of

23:40

course, as we all know, is the king of chips.

23:42

I'll leave it with you. Thank you, Joe.

23:45

Wow. How nice to hear professional

23:47

broadcast from Radio X. Absolutely right. That's

23:49

what you're meant to sound like on the radio. We

23:51

could all learn a thing or two, actually. So

23:54

this is the main thing for me. He

23:57

pointed out there, I don't think chips are

23:59

even on the menu. at my local Chinese.

24:01

I wouldn't have thought they are at mine actually.

24:03

Now, is that now I don't want to cause

24:05

controversy. I don't want to go LBC on

24:08

you mothers, but, uh, but

24:12

is this, is this a class thing? Oh,

24:15

oh, you're going there. I'm going there. Wow.

24:18

I'm throwing it out there. God, this is

24:20

taking, this is taking a time. Hey, look,

24:22

this is why they pay me some bucks.

24:24

Yeah. Okay. I hope

24:26

to make these big controversial statements.

24:29

Is chips of a Chinese a class divide

24:32

thing? This has now become a hot topic.

24:34

It has, hasn't it? Sorry. Is,

24:36

is, is, is, is this frequency,

24:38

is this radio five? All of a sudden. Um,

24:41

I don't know. I'm just, I'm just throwing it out

24:43

there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

24:45

just throwing it out there. Look, on my local Chinese menu,

24:48

I can't get chips. Yeah. I'm

24:50

just throwing it out there. Okay. And

24:52

you know what? I'll leave it with you. Here

24:54

we go. Come in, come in, come in.

24:57

Hello. We're live. You know

24:59

how you get. Yeah. Very well,

25:01

folks. How are you doing? Congratulations on the new

25:03

podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry.

25:06

I know that we've just gone straight into talk about

25:08

a new podcast. You barely sat down. Can I get

25:11

you anything? Have you got water? I've got water. Okay.

25:14

You're happy. Um, how are you?

25:16

Are you okay? I'm good. I've lost

25:18

my voice a little bit because I know my, it was my

25:20

daughter's netball tournament yesterday. I spent a

25:22

whole day like screaming my head off. But

25:24

did it go well? Yeah. Good.

25:27

Did she win? They won.

25:29

Yeah. Great. Oh,

25:32

it's worth it. It's

25:35

a bit of a blur for me. I'll be honest. But

25:37

the last time I saw you was on main

25:39

stage at Glastonbury during the Guns N' Roses set.

25:41

Yeah. I turned around and there was somebody taller

25:43

than me in the crowd and then I realized

25:45

it was crowd. She was like, Oh,

25:47

hello, mate. I spoke to Peter that evening

25:49

and he said to me that he was in

25:51

a little bit of trouble with you. And

25:54

I know that you've talked about this on the podcast. He

25:56

got a bit carried away on his first night to Glastonbury and

25:58

you weren't best pleased last time I spoke to

26:00

him. You know, it was our first time at

26:02

Glastonbury and the first day

26:05

we didn't see one act because

26:07

you know, Peter had a bit too much to drink and was just

26:10

sat on a bench

26:12

in like some VIP area all day. You

26:14

know, everyone was fuming with him. You know,

26:18

and you just, you know, we

26:20

got there early and everyone's excited

26:22

and yeah, he ruined it forever. He

26:24

was just kidding. He ruined it for everyone. Yeah,

26:26

200,000 people at that festival and he ruined it

26:29

for every single one of them. Yeah, exactly. We

26:31

had a great time. All right, so you're doing it again this year?

26:34

Yeah, I think so. Lovely. I'll

26:36

see you there. Right. Now your

26:38

podcast has come out today. The first episode has come out already this morning, exhibit

26:40

A. So talk to me, what's it all about? Well,

26:42

it's my brand new podcast and

26:45

I'm a little bit nervous because I'm

26:47

used to having Pete next to me, you

26:49

know what, with our podcast, Therapy Crouch. But

26:51

I just wanted to, you

26:53

know, I feel like I'm so lucky

26:55

to be able to have access to the most

26:58

incredible people, you know, who

27:00

inspire me. It's quite selfish. It just shoots this

27:02

one. It's like, who do I like? Who can

27:04

I learn from? And I think at the

27:07

moment, people want to be inspired and

27:09

motivated and this is exactly

27:11

what that is. And everyone who's reached

27:13

the pinnacle of success has got a

27:15

different story and have come from nothing

27:18

and have made it or had so many

27:20

obstacles in the way. And I think just

27:22

for the listeners, there's so many takeaways, how

27:24

to start your own business or how to

27:26

get into acting, you know, how to become

27:29

unstressful, you know, just

27:31

something for everyone. And I'm really proud

27:33

of it. I saw

27:35

it's literally come out already. So you're

27:37

talking to basically, like you say, some of the

27:39

most impressive people in the world who are shaping

27:41

the world around us. It says entrepreneurs who have

27:43

launched groundbreaking startups, leaders in fashion, doctors who are

27:46

hiring new treatments, Hollywood stars and everything. Me

27:48

and Dom noticed that we never got a call. I've

27:50

checked the email as well. There's nothing. Yeah.

27:53

You must have the wrong number for me because

27:55

that is weird because I don't see my name

27:57

on the list anywhere because you reek of success.

28:00

It does, it does. We

28:02

will get you on. You don't have

28:04

to lie, but it's very nice of you. Now,

28:06

Abby, there's lots of stuff I want to talk to you

28:08

about, but I reached out to you a much lesser half

28:11

on Friday, and I said, we've got Abby on the show

28:13

on Monday, and as an apology for

28:16

his behaviour at Glastonbury, he has picked the

28:18

next song for you. He

28:20

says this is the band that, you

28:22

see your first ever gig with seeing

28:24

the Kooks in Manchester. What a lovely

28:26

thing. It brings

28:28

back good memories, that album. I

28:31

love them. You listen to it on repeat

28:33

every day and think about pre-kids.

28:37

You got on Misty at pre-kids. You

28:39

stared into the distance there. Before the

28:42

kids. Simple as that. I

28:45

love the Kooks, they're one of my favourite bands of

28:47

all time. They're not my favourite band of all time

28:49

though, Abby Clancy, because my favourite band of all time

28:51

is a band. They're from a few years ago, I

28:53

don't know if you've heard of them. They're called the

28:55

Genie Queen. Are you familiar with

28:57

this stuff? No. That's

29:00

cruel. Is there something to

29:02

do with either? What?

29:04

No. No. This is

29:07

the Genie Queen. The Genie Queen. Now

29:09

is it the Genie Queen or is it

29:11

just Genie Queen? Google offers different versions. Just

29:13

Genie Queen. Just Genie Queen. Thank you if

29:15

you want to sort it. Yeah, okay. Abby,

29:18

I can feel you staring

29:20

into my soul, so I'm just not going to look at

29:22

you. She's going to smack you in the mouth. But

29:26

you were in a band called Genie Queen

29:28

back in the day and... I

29:31

didn't realise I was coming on to get stitched up.

29:34

No, we're a music station. You

29:36

were in a band. You just want to

29:38

talk to you about your famous discography. Like,

29:40

you know... Discography. You know, finger licking,

29:43

for example. Oh! I

29:47

can't believe it! No, no, no,

29:49

no! I did it! You

29:52

are a little... It's a bag of

29:54

cheese. This is remix I've never heard. Oh,

29:57

really? Who remixed Genie Queen?

30:00

Queen. I'm especially just lying

30:02

right now. If there was a desk

30:04

in the corner, I'd come and kill

30:06

you. I'll hide that then. Yeah,

30:09

okay, exactly. Now, the

30:11

Liverpool Echo said

30:13

that you were the next big thing. You clearly,

30:15

clearly the Liverpool Echo were wrong. They

30:19

started you for big things. And you

30:22

did a Q&A with them, Abby, when you were 17 years old. Oh, my

30:24

God. Now, this is research, Toad.

30:26

Now, come on, Abby, would you

30:28

like to go through your answers for your profile piece that

30:30

you did for the Liverpool Echo when you were in Genie

30:32

Queen? God. No. Please

30:35

be kind. Well,

30:37

you can tell it to a certain area because favourite music, you

30:39

went for the big four, Black Eyed

30:41

Peas, British Peas, Sean Paul

30:44

and Blazing Squad. Blazing Squad? There's

30:46

no... Oh, you wouldn't have said Blazing Squad, but you... This

30:48

is categorically contrary. Black Eyed Peas, no.

30:53

When are Genie Queen going to be back on tour and when

30:55

can we get tickets? Never. Would

30:57

you believe in, like, come out in the first place? I

31:01

can't believe that that's a terrible top four of

31:03

music. Well, look, Abby, thank you for being a

31:05

wonderful sport. Will you come back and see us

31:07

again, please, at Radio X? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Abby's

31:11

going to hurt you now. I've

31:13

got bad taste in music, so no. I'm

31:15

not coming back. Well, Abby,

31:17

thank you for being a good sport, and it was nice

31:19

knowing you. And I'll never see you again, but I'm glad

31:21

we had this lovely morning together. Thanks, Abby. Abby

31:24

Pansy, everybody. This is the

31:27

Chris Moyles Show Podcast. I

31:32

have a Dungarees update. OK. I'm friends

31:34

with Avika. Sorry,

31:36

it sounded like you said I'm friends with Avika.

31:38

She's our friend Rachel, who's now Avika. Father Rachel, we

31:40

call her. She's been on. Dom,

31:43

my Dungarees are unisex. You're more than welcome to try

31:45

them. They're from Lucy and Yak. They're

31:48

the best. OK, so this time tomorrow,

31:50

you could be wearing Avika's Dungarees. You

31:52

could possibly get hold of some Vika's

31:54

Dungarees. Never said that before, ever. Complete

31:56

unique sentiment. Sure. All

31:59

right. Rachel thank you for that. Thank

32:01

you Rachel does she live near you? She does

32:04

maybe yeah three miles away. Swing by and

32:06

pick up some dungarees this afternoon in fact.

32:08

Thank you father Rachel. Thank you father Rachel.

32:10

Now do you find that you

32:14

get to a stage in your relationship where Pippa

32:16

and I, hmm, we

32:19

I know this sounds terrible we don't have much

32:21

to talk about because I know her opinion on

32:23

pretty much every subject now. Yes. It's very rare

32:25

that she'll say something now that will surprise me.

32:28

Yeah. Because I pretty much know everything there is

32:30

to know. But yesterday

32:32

we had a long

32:34

chat. Oh. I can't remember how

32:36

we got there. One of those talks, so is everything alright? Oh

32:39

yeah no by the way can I sleep at yours

32:41

tonight? Okay fine. But we

32:43

had a chat right? Hmm this is what we

32:46

get up to at our house. Yeah. Would you

32:48

rather have nine

32:50

arms or ten arms?

32:53

That's what we talked about and for

32:55

about 20 minutes. Nine arms or ten

32:57

arms. Now what's the advantage of them

32:59

now you think there's an advantage with

33:01

an odd number? Well here's the thing

33:03

right if you've got ten

33:06

arms or nine arms. Yeah. You've got loads of

33:08

arms. Loads of arms. You're gonna get some odd

33:10

looks. Of course you are. Do you know what

33:12

I mean? Yeah. So at that point what's the

33:14

difference between nine and ten? Yeah. Would you rather

33:16

just be even? I see what

33:18

you mean. I think you'd go even. Otherwise you're a

33:20

five and a four. Because no one's going. It's not

33:23

that weird he's only got nine arms. Yeah. When

33:25

you've got nine you might as well have ten. Yeah. Pippa

33:27

also made the point,

33:30

like I said we talked about this a lot. Pippa made

33:32

the point that it'll

33:34

be a nightmare buying clothes for nine arms

33:36

and I said Pippa I think it's a

33:39

nightmare for ten arms as well. I mean

33:41

I'm gonna say almost impossible. Oh no. Impossible.

33:44

She was like oh it'd be so difficult to buy

33:47

clothes for nine arms. But for ten arms it's easy.

33:49

Yeah easy. Well you'd have one sleeve just hanging loose

33:51

if you had nine arms. Silly. But

33:54

the ten arms thing I

33:57

was wondering again we you know. This

34:00

is how we fill our days. That's it, while away the hours.

34:02

Is there anything in the rule book

34:04

to stop someone with 10 arms being

34:07

like an ice hockey goalie? I

34:10

don't, I mean, or a football goalie. If

34:12

there's nothing actually written down officially in the

34:14

rules of the game then no, I think

34:16

that's fine. I think that's fine. And I

34:19

guarantee that's not written down. I'd be amazed.

34:21

So that's fine. So in that case, I'd

34:23

rather have 10 arms. Brainy, open

34:25

up. Dominic Pan. You

34:29

are a happily married man. And

34:32

I think always as married men, we're looking

34:35

for ways that we can enhance our relationship

34:37

and make our better half happy. Absolutely right.

34:39

Very important. Very, very important. Well, something was

34:41

going around on Twitter the other day and

34:44

it's from a book from 1972 called

34:48

How to Make Your Wife Your Mistress. And

34:50

it was by a marriage guidance expert. And

34:53

in the middle of this book is a hundred

34:56

and one ways that a man can please a

34:58

woman. Wow. And would you like to

35:00

hear some of them? How many? A hundred and one. Oh

35:03

good. And when I go through this list, I

35:05

think you're going to realize that the lady that wrote the list regretted

35:08

about halfway through having committed

35:10

to a hundred and one. She should have gone for

35:12

15. Okay.

35:14

Okay. So

35:17

any gentleman listening, get

35:20

your notepad and pen out and

35:23

write some of these down. Okay. Try

35:27

and spot when you think she started running out of

35:30

ideas. Okay. Give

35:32

her a single long stemmed

35:34

rose. Okay. The classic. Very

35:37

romantic. Lovely. Yeah.

35:40

Write a love note and leave it on her dressing table while

35:42

she's still asleep. Again, lovely. Beautiful.

35:44

Doesn't cost anything very nice though. Serve

35:47

her breakfast in bed. Oh, what

35:50

a treat. Absolutely. Get

35:52

a jigsaw made from a photograph of her face.

35:55

Now that's

35:57

not typically romantic.

36:00

Although, to be fair, Lucy does love a jigsaw,

36:02

but does she want to do a jigsaw of

36:04

her own face? That's

36:07

weird. That's only number 47. She's

36:10

going, oh no. I've got

36:12

to do another 50 of these. She's definitely working to a deadline.

36:15

I've just made a jigsaw out of

36:17

it. That is insane behaviour. People like

36:19

to jigsaw as well, but she normally

36:22

does like a nice romantic scene, like

36:24

an ocean scene. Exactly. Spend

36:27

an evening going through a wardrobe, tell

36:29

her which are your favourite clothes, and

36:31

tactfully tell her which one she should

36:33

discard. What? No, that's terrible. I just

36:35

looked at it in Bella's lap. In

36:38

Bella, I just looked at her, she just looked at me shocked.

36:40

Absolutely. It was 1972, Bella, it was a simpler time. Yeah,

36:43

different times, Bella. Er, I don't know if

36:45

this is a euphemism. Fill up her cigarette

36:47

lighter. What

36:53

number is that? I don't know, look at

36:55

that, about 60 odd. I love that. Hey,

36:57

I've got a cigarette. Here, babe, you know

36:59

how you love getting through 40 beds and

37:01

hedges a day? What is that?

37:03

There you go, fill it up. Buy

37:07

her a collection of tights in pastel

37:09

colours. She's

37:13

definitely run out of material now, isn't she?

37:15

She's absolutely scraping the barrel

37:17

at this stage. Her editor's given

37:20

her a hard time in past. We, no,

37:22

look, you've said you'd do 101, but

37:25

I've got them making jigsaws of their own faces. Doesn't matter,

37:27

I need 10 more. Have you

37:30

done the pastel tights yet? Right, stick that in. Make

37:34

love to her by the likes of

37:36

the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. Wow,

37:38

okay. Oh my gosh,

37:40

where are the kids at this point? Yeah, exactly,

37:42

yeah. The kids come down Christmas

37:44

morning, all the presents are smashed to pieces. Broken

37:47

baubles everywhere. And

37:51

this one just takes a turn at the lights for

37:53

no reason whatsoever. Fill

37:56

up a picnic basket with chilled

37:58

wine, smoked salmon... cheese,

38:00

strawberries, and a book

38:02

of erotic poems. Straight people, guys. Lots

38:06

of people getting involved in Armgate. A

38:08

worryingly large number of people are involved

38:10

in this now. Well, Andy

38:13

says 10 all day. Imagine that

38:15

extra arm on one side. Disgusting. Nine

38:19

arms is fine. Four on each side

38:21

and a spare on the back. Ah, on

38:23

the back. What are you doing? I didn't picture

38:25

like that. No. I pictured it straight down the

38:27

sides. Yeah. One on

38:29

the back. I don't know. What would you...

38:31

Anyway, who wants... You know what I mean?

38:33

What would you do down there? Emory and

38:35

Manchester says, if you had nine arms, you

38:37

could tell everyone that you had 10 arms

38:39

but lost one. It's a great conversation starter,

38:41

I think, says Emma. I think

38:43

if you've got nine or 10 arms, you're

38:46

not struggling for conversation. No, absolutely. You'd be

38:48

fighting them off, really. Well, it would

38:50

be very easy to fight people off. It would. Fight

38:52

off 10 people at once. Exactly. Imagine

38:55

that. Imagine if you were sat at dinner party. 10

38:58

arms. There was a lull in conversation. Everyone's

39:00

going, does anyone get anything interesting they want to talk

39:02

about? And you're just sat there with 10 arms going,

39:04

no, I've got nothing that springs from the mic. Give

39:08

him a round of applause. Obviously, nine arms would

39:10

be better. What would you need the

39:12

extra arm for? Morons, says the text there.

39:15

Right. Harsh. Definitely nine arms. You could do

39:17

the washing up, cook dinner, knit a jumper,

39:19

play the violin, and still have one arm

39:21

left for fun, says SJ and Edinburgh. Whatever

39:26

that means. Golf. Golf.

39:29

Yeah. Give course. Couple on. This

39:31

is the Chris Moyles show

39:33

podcast. Dominic

39:43

Byrne mentioned to me the other day off there that

39:46

he thinks it's unfair that women always

39:48

seem to wear dungarees nowadays and men

39:50

never do. When was

39:52

the last time you saw any of your male friends?

39:56

Not for fancy dress, just for hanging

39:58

out. Yeah, wearing dungarees. Never.

40:01

Never, exactly. Yes, since we were six

40:03

years old. Now do you not think

40:05

there's a lesson in there maybe? Possibly.

40:08

Possibly. But women, it's

40:10

fine. Yeah. Great. Whilst

40:13

those last two songs were playing, Dominic Byrne

40:15

got into the dungarees. Now I purposely haven't

40:17

properly digested what

40:21

I'm about to see. Good. I

40:23

needed Bella's help. Yeah, in turn

40:25

Bella. To undo the straps

40:27

because they were a bit tight. Sorry I can't

40:29

lower them because I'm taller than them. In turn

40:31

Bella, when you agreed to come and work at

40:33

Radio X to get experience in radio, did you

40:35

think that one day you'd be helping a 50-year-old

40:37

bald man into some dungarees? I didn't, but I'm

40:39

glad I have. You're good.

40:41

I'm pleased to see it. Perfect. First

40:44

of all, how was getting into the dungarees? Was it

40:46

like riding a bike or was it quite tricky? Oh

40:49

no, it's quite tricky actually. Oh really? Yeah,

40:51

yeah. I honestly thought it would

40:53

be like riding a bike, Topes, but it's not.

40:55

These are cord-drawing and

40:58

they sort of ride up a

41:00

little bit. So you've got to be careful where

41:02

your straps are. I

41:04

bet you do. Form a queue ladies. Now I

41:07

haven't seen you stood up, but when you do stand

41:09

up, am I going to be able to

41:13

see every inch of you? Well,

41:16

before the strap adjustment, absolutely. But

41:18

now I'm hoping there should be a bit more if

41:20

you will give in that area. I've

41:23

got you. Now on the screen behind you,

41:25

I've just put a photo of me and some dungarees when

41:27

I'm a child. Who's that little girl? She's

41:30

a cutie, is that so? That's

41:32

me. Oh, that's you. With

41:34

a platinum blonde bowl haircut. Lovely. And

41:36

some dungarees and a bib that's got

41:38

a reindeer on it. Oh, that is

41:41

lovely. So look, I think

41:43

that's the last time I wore dungarees. How much do

41:45

you reckon I had there? Five

41:47

would you be? Maybe younger. Four,

41:49

five. Don't forget, I'm very tall. I was six foot

41:52

when I was nine. So

41:54

there we go. So look, dungarees can

41:56

be, you know, fashionable as I've proven

41:58

there. Absolutely right. I

42:00

guess Dom, I guess. Don't worry, we will be posting

42:02

a photo of Dom in his dungarees. And maybe we'll

42:04

just ask the good people of social media, yay or

42:07

nay. Would you like me to come and stand next

42:09

to you? Whilst we're- Not at all.

42:12

No, I really wouldn't. Okay, come round- Okay,

42:14

come round here. I'm not gonna look, I'm gonna- Alright. You're

42:17

gonna come and stand like right next to me.

42:19

I'm hanging out. It's a guy just hanging out.

42:21

Don't say hanging out. Aye. In

42:24

corduroy dungarees. Okay, perfect. Okay, you walk round the

42:26

studio, so I'm not looking. So Dom is down

42:28

making his way round the studio. I've

42:30

only seen the straps really. I'm

42:32

looking forward to seeing the full effect. So

42:35

if I- So Dom- Hi Tobes.

42:37

How's it going? It's

42:39

going pretty well. Dom, I'm gonna turn around and

42:41

look at you now. Okay. If that's okay. Yeah.

42:43

And- What do you think?

42:48

Dom- Just a guy hanging out. Dom,

42:50

you have children. I

42:52

want to remind you of that fact. What do you

42:54

think? Genuinely. Go with your heart, not

42:56

your head. I honestly- Oh,

42:58

hang on. Post for the pan. Let's go.

43:04

Thank you. There we go. I-

43:08

You know what? How do you think it looks? It's

43:12

not as comfortable as I remember. Okay. Well, as I said,

43:14

you're seven. You don't really think about things like that.

43:16

No, exactly. But there's a bit

43:18

of give- There's good give in the- Don't

43:21

squat. There's good give in

43:23

the legs. Dom's doing squats to prove

43:25

that the dungarees are flexible. I

43:27

do feel as though I could be mistaken for

43:30

somebody who works in like home base or being

43:32

cute. I was going to say someone who's killed

43:34

and will kill again. Or

43:36

be in queue. Or be in queue. But

43:39

yeah, I like him. Okay. Dominic

43:44

Byrne is about to head out into Leicester

43:46

Square in his new dungarees and using the

43:48

wonders of modern technology, I should be able

43:50

to hear you. Hello, Dominic Byrne. Are you

43:52

there? Hello, Toby Tarrant. I am here in

43:55

Leicester Square wearing my dungarees. Now,

43:57

just before you went out, Courtney, the security guard of

43:59

the building. Yes pointed out that your

44:01

shoelaces were undone. He was very Courtney is

44:03

very hot on health and safety So we

44:06

had to do the shoelace up and

44:08

then he started singing down on the farm

44:10

down on the farm Now

44:16

which is very nice Tom, yeah, I've just

44:18

looked at the window in the Leicester Square

44:20

pretty quiet today, isn't it? There is I

44:22

can talk currently see one person. Yeah, so

44:25

and I don't know why it's way more

44:27

intimidating and creepy If

44:29

you were a Pat Leicester Square and you're

44:31

asking people walking past do you like my

44:33

dungarees? Yeah, it's weird If

44:36

you're gonna have to spot people from 50 meters

44:38

away, maybe on beeline for those my I've just

44:40

found Hello,

44:43

was that you you're right? Oh,

44:46

no, sorry. Hello, madam. How are you?

44:49

Very well, thank just one question. I've got to

44:51

ask you. Do you like my dungarees? I

44:54

love them. Thank you so much Thanks

44:56

very much. I believe that men

44:58

of all ages should be allowed to wear dungarees

45:00

just like women can do you wear dungarees yourself?

45:02

I don't buy wood you would yeah, cuz you

45:05

you probably look as cool as I look right

45:07

now Thank you

45:09

very much and have a lovely day madam. Thank

45:11

you. That's one out of one toe Take

45:14

officially. I'm cool. There's another guy

45:17

who looks I'm just

45:19

gonna say incredibly grumpy. So let's

45:21

go Hello, sir

45:24

How you doing? Sorry to bother you just wondered

45:26

if you like my dungarees very nice.

45:28

Thank you very much Would you wear something

45:30

similar? No? Ah Good

45:33

point. Thanks very much to out of two. Thanks

45:35

so much that there was a bit of Position

45:38

there because he says he likes them, but he would

45:40

wear them. Excuse me, sir. Oh, hello Sorry to bother

45:42

you. I just wondered if you like my dungarees. I'm

45:44

wearing them for the first time today Was

45:47

lunch about mate. Yes. Is that a yes

45:49

or no? That's a no. All that was a no.

45:51

Oh He

45:55

looked quite angry with me just

45:57

a guy hanging out two guys now, here we

45:59

go Hi guys,

46:02

how you doing? Just a quick one, do you

46:04

like my dungarees? I love

46:06

them. Do you? Thank you very much. What about yourself

46:08

sir? Well me as well, I'm a little bit surprised

46:10

but sure how do I do? Do you

46:13

know what, I'm a little bit surprised as well. Where about you

46:15

from sir? I'm from

46:17

Croatia. Croatia and yourself? Sweden. Sweden,

46:19

ok. International, boardy and... Would you

46:22

wear dungarees and look like I

46:24

would? I probably wouldn't be

46:26

as comfortable as you but... Yeah,

46:28

I do feel comfortable by yourself sir. Depending

46:30

on the occasion, in this occasion absolutely. Going to

46:32

work, not really. Ah ok yeah. You're already being,

46:34

I am at work at the moment so that's

46:36

why. So thank you very much and have a

46:38

lovely day as well. Thank you

46:41

guys. Thank you, that was a

46:43

big yes. From the international... I did the yes

46:45

across the night, across the world. It is. Croatia

46:47

and Sweden, 10 points or

46:49

12 points, whatever you get in Eurovision, as

46:52

a maximum score. There's a theme here where people

46:54

say they do like your dungarees but... They wouldn't

46:56

wear them. Would you wear them? No.

47:00

He's another man? Oh. He's one of men. Hi

47:03

sir. Oh you're on the

47:05

phone? Ok. Do you like the dungarees? Nope,

47:08

ok. That's good, he's on the phone, do you like dungarees?

47:10

Another person? Excuse me. Hi sir. Excuse

47:12

me, sorry to bother you. Um, I'm wearing

47:14

dungarees for the first time today. I just

47:16

wondered if you liked them. Yeah,

47:20

they look great yeah. Yeah, would you wear them yourself?

47:24

Probably not. I kind of,

47:26

I used to wear dungarees when I was just trying

47:28

to get on the phone when I was about 5.

47:31

That's the last time and I think, you know, you should

47:33

be able to wear dungarees at any age. Would you agree

47:35

with that? Yeah, I'd say why not, my wife wears dungarees,

47:37

she likes them. Your wife wears them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do

47:40

you usually wear them too? Maybe I should. Yeah. That'll

47:42

be a hell of a weekend. Alright, thank you very

47:44

much indeed. So that's a yes anyway, thank you so

47:46

much. It's hard to keep track of how many people

47:48

love the dungarees actually, if I'm honest. Oh

47:51

here we go, one more taste. One more taste. Hello madam, I'm

47:53

sorry to bother you. Do you like my dungarees? Very

47:55

quick question. Very nice. Very nice, thank you very

47:57

much. Very nice. Not just nice, was it? very

48:00

nice that one. How

48:02

many have we got? Are we up to 10 yet? It feels

48:04

like I've been out here all day. Well

48:09

Dom, thank you for that market research. I

48:11

have to say... Resounding. A resounding yes from

48:13

the good people of Lezkre. Although part of

48:16

me worries that they said yes just to

48:18

get away from you as quickly as humanly

48:20

possible. That is true. But Dom

48:22

and it burn, thank you for doing that

48:24

for us. Do you like my dungarees madam?

48:26

Do you like the dung... Look, the

48:29

dung... Sorry

48:32

Dom. I

48:34

think they are fantastic but

48:36

I'm not sure about tying them up with not.

48:39

Oh really yeah I can work on that thank

48:41

you very much. Yes I know they're bittersweet. Dom

48:44

because we've got to get to the odd... Oh

48:46

yes sorry. No no no totally carried away. But

48:48

just so we can do loads of market research

48:51

really quickly. Can you just shout, good

48:53

morning Lezkre, do you like my dungarees? Because then

48:55

we can get the whole squares answered. Of course.

48:57

Good morning Lezkre square, do you like my dungarees?

49:02

You can't hear them but they all said yes. The

49:05

Chris Moyles Show podcast. It

49:10

is time for... To be or not to

49:12

be. That is the question.

49:19

He played this the other day and he got

49:21

a mixed reaction some people enjoyed it very much.

49:23

Some people you know, they mean names on Twitter.

49:26

We decided we just haven't done it big enough. I've

49:30

added a bit more production and that should

49:32

sway people. I think he's animated already isn't it?

49:34

I think it has. He'll see. Very simple game,

49:37

you get callers on, we

49:39

ask them a series of questions and then

49:41

we try and guess whether or not their

49:43

name is Toby or not Toby. So

49:46

I'm going to go straight in on line one.

49:48

Are you there Toby? All good. Hey wouldn't you

49:50

like to know? Oh he's

49:52

sharp this one. Good

49:54

morning sir, how are you? Very well,

49:56

how are you? I'm very well thank you, I'm very well. Where

49:59

do you live sir? sort

50:01

of just outside London down the A3 a bit.

50:05

Would a Toby live near the A3? Well I'm a

50:07

Toby and I used to live outside London just down

50:09

the A3. Okay. Have you ever seen Wizard

50:11

of Oz? Good question. No.

50:17

What size feet do you have? Oh

50:20

me too. I'm a 12. This

50:23

is all looking pretty good. Do you have

50:26

any piercings? No

50:28

I don't. Any

50:30

allergies to speak of? Not that I

50:32

know of. Okay. Gosh. You're a

50:35

straightforward guy. The big one.

50:37

How often a year do

50:39

you reckon you eat hummus? Good one. Oh

50:42

I've stopped keeping a diary on that

50:44

kind of thing but I reckon probably

50:46

two, three times maybe? No more than

50:48

that. Okay. Wow okay.

50:50

Are you a meat person or

50:53

a vegetarian person? A meat person

50:55

definitely. Meat person okay definitely. Okay.

50:58

Well I think I've made my mind up. Okay.

51:00

Right. I think I've made my mind up as

51:03

well. So here we go. Sir.

51:11

We haven't got our answer yet though. I think

51:13

nailed on Toby. Do you? All

51:15

day long. See I don't. He doesn't

51:17

smack up being a Toby for me. Really?

51:19

I'm going to say not Toby. Okay. Sir,

51:22

will you please reveal whether you

51:24

are a Toby or

51:27

not Toby? I am a

51:30

Toby. You can't. Tell.

51:36

You can't. Whereabouts

51:40

do you live? Because I'm used to gropping. Sorry

51:42

I've got size 12 feet. I'm

51:45

just outside Guildford. Oh yeah. That's my

51:47

neck in the woods. Of course you're

51:49

a Toby. Toby you have a lovely day. Nice to chat to

51:51

a fellow Toby this morning as well. No problem. You

51:54

carry on flying the flag for the rest of us please. Well

51:57

done. Thank you. We've got time

51:59

for another one. big side we've got time for

52:01

another thank you Toby goodbye okay

52:03

hello there call us who are you there

52:06

hello now

52:10

now hello madam how are you this morning I'm

52:14

good thanks are you I'm very well

52:16

I didn't know can I don't

52:18

know I don't know okay okay

52:20

let's so some of these questions

52:23

well let's let's dive straight in first of all madam

52:25

and I hate asking this of a lady but but

52:27

can I ask how old you are it's quite important

52:29

for this game oh

52:31

yes well I'm 28 28 great age okay

52:35

here we go are

52:38

you allergic to it I'm obsessed with allergies at

52:40

the moment are you allergic to anything no

52:44

no allergies okay okay the

52:47

last time you went to a fancy dress party

52:49

what did you go as question I

52:52

went as Prince nice

52:54

okay nice have you ever been

52:56

fired from your place of work

52:58

oh no never

53:01

never think I'd never been fired okay

53:03

did you ever read the be no

53:07

I don't know what that is okay I'll take that

53:09

as a note to you I'll take that as a

53:12

note it was a great comic book I recommend it

53:14

yeah are you a sports fan is there any any

53:16

sport particularly you like yeah I

53:18

don't mind you don't mind okay ever

53:20

eaten spam good

53:24

night never eaten spam okay

53:26

well that changes everything I don't know

53:28

about you Dominic okay okay right okay

53:30

well I lock it in okay Toby

53:34

as a female is it a

53:36

nickname must be short for something

53:39

else I feel like it's a couple that the

53:41

fact that we've got a lady on I know

53:43

it seems hmm what's

53:46

your name Michelle yeah would look

53:48

like right Wally's what

53:51

I'm gonna go for I'm gonna say Toby I think

53:53

I'm gonna say Toby so please

53:55

call it number two will you reveal are

53:57

you a Toby or not Toby

54:01

I am a Toby. Ahhh!

54:05

That's the mate first female Toby I've

54:07

ever spoken to. Is it short for

54:10

any bit of a nickname or is

54:12

it just Toby? Er, yeah, short for

54:14

Lewa Toby. Oh,

54:16

lovely. Very nice name. Oh, lovely. Oh, well, thank

54:18

you, lovely to chat to you Toby and enjoy

54:20

the rest of your day. And make sure you

54:22

pick up a copy of the B note. Yeah.

54:25

Crazy Bird Fox.

54:27

Now it's a big year this

54:29

year. Because it's the Euros this

54:31

summer in the football and

54:34

I have got a good omen for

54:36

you. Okay. Is that Britain

54:39

has already won a European

54:42

Championship. Oh, good. Yeah, it's great

54:44

news. Congratulations

54:46

to the nine-year-old boy who

54:49

has now been nicknamed Seagull Boy.

54:51

Seagull Boy? Yep. So

54:53

every year in the town

54:55

of Depa in Belgium

54:58

on the coast, there

55:00

is the E-Seagull screeching

55:03

competition. Right. Okay. And it's held every

55:05

year in an attempt to change the

55:07

image of seagulls, which some people in

55:09

the area see as a nuisance. And

55:13

people come along and they do

55:15

their best seagull impression. Okay. And

55:17

a boy from

55:19

Derbyshire won this year's

55:22

championship. Come on. Come

55:24

on. That's quite an achievement, isn't it? It really

55:26

is. So there's a clip of

55:28

it. I was watching online earlier. Right. And

55:30

it's a bizarre setting. There's a guy stood

55:32

there in a t-shirt that has

55:35

a seagull on it holding a microphone. It looks

55:37

like they're just in someone's living room. There's

55:40

four or five judges there. Okay. Sort of

55:42

like a seagull version of

55:44

Britain's Got Talent. Yeah. And

55:47

the boy is dressed as a seagull. I don't know if

55:49

that's compulsory or he just wanted to add that to it.

55:51

Could have been. But would you

55:53

like to hear the boy's seagull impression?

55:55

Very much so, please. So this is

55:57

the winner of the European Championships. Does

56:00

that mean that there's a world championship? I guess

56:02

there must be a- Does he qualify for the

56:04

worlds now? He'll be going first thing. Ladies and

56:06

gentlemen, a European champion from

56:09

Britain. This is Seagull Boy. Wow.

56:21

Wow, that's incredible. That last bit as well.

56:23

That is a skill, isn't it? Amazing. No

56:25

wonder he won. I love the judges. Whoa.

56:28

Whoa, that's a good Seagull in

56:30

Britain. Finally. They were loving it.

56:32

Finally. Then the judge asked

56:34

if he can do other different types of

56:36

Seagull emotion. Right. OK. So that was- that

56:39

there was your bog standard. That was your

56:41

gateway Seagull. Sure. That's

56:43

your gateway. That's

56:46

good, I think. That is

56:48

good. I just looked at Big Simon. He

56:50

was just nodding approvingly. I loved that. And

56:53

this is him doing a slightly

56:55

hungry Seagull. So

57:01

he is the European champion. So well

57:03

done, young man. Well done. You

57:06

should be really proud. How old is he?

57:08

Nine years old. That's so cool. Now, realistically,

57:10

I mean, people got excited about Luke Littler

57:12

in the dark. Yes. Forget Luke Littler. Absolutely.

57:14

He's 16. Yeah. So I

57:17

think the question in all the listeners' lips is Dominic

57:19

Byrne, how is your Seagull? I don't even know where

57:21

to start. OK. Sign

57:23

it to the studio, please. Sign it to the studio. Oh,

57:26

oh, oh, oh, oh. Have

57:28

you seen Little Bryn? Oh, oh,

57:30

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh,

57:36

it burns. His career died

57:38

again at 928 this morning, after

57:41

dying earlier about half seven, only when it's less than

57:43

squared, saying, do you like my dungarees? Was

57:47

it a bit amped from Little Bryn? It was

57:49

exactly like I had from Little Bryn. I worried

57:51

that that was a thing. Did

57:53

you think that when you were out in Little Square,

57:55

it just were 8 o'clock this morning? That was the

57:58

most embarrassing. That would actually be the high point. Yeah,

58:00

you have the show for you. Well,

58:02

I'm gonna turn that I'm gonna turn the tables

58:04

now though Toby Oh, are you now I'd

58:07

like to hear your okay. Well, you're gonna feel pretty stupid. Let me

58:09

listen to the pro Let me listen to him do it Okay,

58:16

I need to slap my arm

58:18

nobody look at

58:21

me when I

58:23

do what you

58:26

got okay method

58:29

Now that was

58:31

more and the man This

58:37

is the Chris Moyles show podcast

58:40

Hello again, I said at

58:43

the start of the podcast I wasn't gonna say farewell

58:45

but in turn Bella who is getting a bit big

58:47

for a bit. Could you ask me? Sorry,

58:50

I've requested that I do say goodbye because otherwise the podcast

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will just sort of end So

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this is me saying goodbye, but thank you for listening to

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the Chris Moyles show or radio X podcast Are you happy

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with that Bella anything else? What would it do? Perfect. Perfect.

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Great. Thank you very much Thank you for listening Chris Moyles

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is back next week. Thank you Have a lovely weekend if

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you're listening on Friday if listening in the future and it's

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like a Tuesday that doesn't make sense But even way I

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hope you're home