The Church of Housewives is back in session after a brief summer break. You see, a couple of our hosts had to travel out to the Potomac...and although they didn't see any Housewives, that doesn't mean there are no stories to tell! We also recap RHONY and touch on the latest happenings with RHOBH and Erika Jayne, like what was with that car crash story? And non-waterproof mascara? Really?! Listen now to join the congregation!