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Intro
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Music Hello
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and welcome to the show I'm Stuart Goldsmith today
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I am talking to Lee Kyle one of the
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Northeast best-kept comedy secrets and
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a pivotal figure in Feltnout Which is a kind
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of Northeastern Comedy
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cooperative. I'm gonna call it an incubator
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despite it's sort of not being that but it's definitely
1:02
worth hearing about He's gonna tell us a bit about that but
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first We are gonna talk about this dimpled
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diamond with a twinkly warmth and bucket
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loads of swearing as I've very pleasingly written in the
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blurbs And we're gonna talk about ADHD Focusing
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on multiple projects and thriving in chaos
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plus all the downsides the self-doubt demotivation
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and so on And we're gonna find out why
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the first minute of Lee's set is purposefully a
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write-off Really really fun and I highly
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recommend Lee's show. He's doing an Edinburgh show called It's
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called England's best comedian. We'll talk
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about that title You can get tickets for that in the
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show notes here or at Ed fringe.com
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and you can also find his new special disco twix
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on YouTube, which is obviously for free
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because it's on YouTube and it was watching that and Specifically
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and I don't think this came up in the interview which annoys me but
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it annoys me that I didn't bring it up But
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the reason I watched it was because Lee created
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a little JPEG saying
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hey my friend comedian Lee Kyle
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has released a special and you should listen to it Oh,
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and you should watch it on YouTube for free I
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probably haven't been bothered to, so I can't comment on
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it. It said that in the thing, so it made it
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extremely shareable. And that made me laugh so much,
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I thought, Oh God, I will check that out. And
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I was being very middle-aged
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and pressure washing the deck
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at the back of our house when I listened
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to the whole thing. Because it takes ages to
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pressure wash a deck. Much longer than
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I had imagined. But I kept going and did a really
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thorough job so I could finish the special. So Disco
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Twix is on YouTube. And of course, there
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are 20 minutes of extras available exclusively
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to the Insiders Club. From this interview, we
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will discuss Disco Twix in a bit more detail,
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wrestling with gender identity in Lee's uniquely
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gentle way. And we will also discover why 2002
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was a great time to be
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a mediocre comedian. All of that and
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more in the Insiders Club at comedianscomedian.com
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slash insiders. But here is Lee
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Kyle.
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So thanks for coming on the show,
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Lee Kyle. Thank you. Thank you. I'm
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sorry that, I mean, I am aware that
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for listeners, this is a law. From
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the heady heights of Stuart Lee, I do apologise
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everybody. Well,
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let's start with that. Humility. It's
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mostly fake. I
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saw Disco Twix. It's a special that you put
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on YouTube. It's an hour and 20 minutes long. It's
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all funny. It's all funny. Lee,
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it's such a good show. I really,
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really enjoyed it. And part of
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what I enjoyed, and this is in a wider
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kind of context, you've been going for donkey's years.
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You've done loads and loads of stuff. You've got, we'll
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talk about Felt Mount. We'll talk about all
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of your multiple projects. Apparently you
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did a solo performance of an entire Royal Rumble.
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Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that. I
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never knew. There's loads of stuff to get into.
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But for now, for the beginning, Lee Kyle,
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northeast based,
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excellent comic. Really, really funny. The
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special is called Disco Twix. It's on YouTube. You're
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taking a show to the Edinburgh Festival, which has another
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brilliant title. What's this one called? Oh man,
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it's called I Regret It Now.
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It's called England's Best Comedian.
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Thank you, good. And you're flagging up the
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bits of rebrand in the blurb for the show, which I really
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enjoy. But all of this stuff is
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kind of centred around you and your personality,
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which I found having never to
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my chagran, I don't think I've ever seen
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one of your shows live in Edinburgh. I've seen you do sets
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here and there. But
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one of your qualities, which is just magical,
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is how incredibly warm you are.
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And I think part of that is
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a kind of humility. Like you, not
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just kind of getting the knocks in at yourself first,
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I don't think, which is a sort of an established thing.
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But there is something about you. It's just the audience
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just love you. And it's like, it's
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not just that you're a funny bald man. But
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to me, it's like, the notes you
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have, you play, you play what
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you've got. You're dealing the hand that you've dealt very,
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very well
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in a way that makes people just myself
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included, really roll over and like,
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oh, isn't Lee lovely and funny?
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Okay, I
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think
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a lot of it is a genuine fear
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of rejection and desperation to be liked. Possibly,
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yes. Which I mean, I
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can go on a fear of rejection later on in
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terms of career stuff.
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I think
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this sounds not even pretentious, but like
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I would hate somebody else for saying this, but it is
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genuinely my mindset at the
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moment, which is, so
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I'm in my 40s now and assuming I live an
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average life, I want to be a
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better person in the second half of my life
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than in the first. I
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don't think I've been a horrible person. I just
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I don't know. I think I'm
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trying to be nice,
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but
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on stage, what I am aware of is
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that that allows me to get away with seeing
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some things that you
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take that some people would claim you're
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not
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say these days. Okay,
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okay like what because this isn't what some
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of the stuff I really enjoyed about your show is that it's
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like I almost I sort of described it as it's
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like anti anti-woke.
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It's really pro-woke
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or woke as the expression goes. So
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what do you mean by saying things that you're not supposed to say?
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So a lot of times you will get
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the
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differentiation between fringe shows
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and club sets of people go up but you couldn't do that stuff
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in a set and other
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than
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in all shows where I've done some quite out there
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set pieces but like in terms of stand-up I've
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never found that. I found out and
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for whatever reason get away with saying
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what I like on the ball. Luckily what
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I like is in
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the whole point of this show the show I did that was
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to both be
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as honest as I could because I
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was kind of tired of pandering not pandering but
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almost
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I realized one of my weaknesses is that
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I really really want people
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to like me a lot and
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what I wanted for this show was to not
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care about that but luckily
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I sort of got away with making this
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still lightweight because I've got dimples or whatever quality
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it is. In
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a way I was a bit frustrated I wanted more people to be a bit
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annoyed but people just went oh bless
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yeah it is good that you're glad the Queen's dead. Whatever
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it is I don't have that thing that
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although some people have hated me but I think with
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every performer that is obviously going to happen. Yes
7:31
yes you've used the phrase
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get away with about three times in
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four minutes of this. Let's drill
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into that a bit. So do you think that it's
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something you're getting away with because you might
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an outsider might look at this and go well this
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is a man who's funny and charismatic and
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has worked hard and written good jokes and
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he's doing those jokes and he's gathering an audience
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and they're enjoying them. Like what's being got away
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with? I think
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I don't think I'm getting away
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with being a stand-up I do think I've become
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good at it. And
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of course that feels more defined to say, but I...
8:05
Of course
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it does. There
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should be a blanket waiver over this entire podcast. If
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you're allowed to say here,
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uniquely, you're allowed to say that you
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think you're good. That's fine. But
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what I think I'm getting away with is being a
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silly naughty boy. More
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than actually getting away with being able to do
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stand-up. I still have confidence
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in my ability to get up and do that. I do think,
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sadly, because... And this
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is one thing I often say if new acts ask
8:34
my opinion, which they do, because I have
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the outlying appearance of warmth. Um... One
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of the things I always say is, if you're
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not going to become famous, you'd better become adaptable.
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And I have avoided
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becoming famous. So what I know is I
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can play a lot of rooms, a lot of audiences
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that I'd rather not have had to learn to play. OK,
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OK, yes, yes, yes. And I would say
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that whatever... And
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I'm in inverted comments here, whatever charm,
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because I don't think it's charm, I hate that word, but whatever charm
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it is that sort of works on the onstage,
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I think has become a defence mechanism, honed
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in places where I just want to
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get away with having
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done the job and leaving as quick as I can.
9:17
Yes, OK. OK, so when you're... Can
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you give us an example of one of those, like a gig
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where you've gone to war? Do you know what I mean? Where you've
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been like, oh, this is... I
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mean, have you ever played somewhere you would describe
9:29
as unplayable?
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Oh, yeah. Because you hear the word unplayable. Yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah.
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So people have kind of, OK, it was unplayable. I
9:35
did it, I survived, I got the money, but there was no
9:37
play involved because it was unplayable. So
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give us your approach to that and how that... To
9:43
those circumstances and how it's...
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How that manifests in the quality that you describe
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it. OK, I can say I would
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play those differently now.
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So one of my least favourite
9:56
bits of advice,
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which I do think it comes...
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you know that thing Gary Delaney wrote years ago that
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became a gospel? Go on.
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Now and I think this is not any,
10:06
I remember speaking to Gary about and he said what
10:08
you've got in a sign I was writing that for one
10:10
specific person giving advice on the way I
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do things because his act was vaguely similar.
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But for me the whole idea of don't
10:18
waste any time start with a quick joke getting there hard
10:21
is absolutely nothing matter how I work. Yeah.
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So for me the first minute of my set is
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purposely a write off.
10:29
I'm not going to waste
10:31
a joke in that. Like
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to me it's all about almost I've started to even
10:38
just put it in such blank terms of going don't
10:40
worry you're not going to enjoy the first minute but I'm pretty good
10:42
you'll be fine. And I think
10:44
that's more important to go. I'm
10:47
on even if I'm not in control because you don't always
10:49
feel in control but
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even if I am I think it's important to
10:53
let them have
10:55
a little bit of doubt and then build it up from there
10:57
and go oh actually yeah he's fine. Yes
11:00
okay that's interesting. That's interesting.
11:03
I think like that does
11:05
yeah so what Gary had said is
11:08
yeah have a quick joke get in there and almost like
11:10
prove you're a comic and it's one. I always think of Dara
11:12
O'Briain saying the beginning five minutes
11:15
of his tour shows is always he calls it trust
11:17
me I'm a comedian. He said I trust
11:19
you but what you're sort of saying is be
11:22
at peace with the fact that I'm okay with
11:24
whatever happens here and that does a similar
11:26
job doesn't it? It's not necessarily a big belter
11:28
laugh but it's
11:30
the first kiss isn't it? It's that moment where you kind
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of it's the first date you go don't
11:35
worry everything's going to be fine in one
11:37
way or another you know you're not saying it with a barnstorming
11:39
joke but you're kind of going you're saying I'm
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letting you into my personality.
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Yeah and I think that's it's setting
11:46
the stall out which for what Gary does
11:48
is absolutely he is going to be loads
11:50
of jokes. It would be weird if he
11:52
didn't start with a really strong joke but
11:54
for me who I mean I'm not saying I don't have one-liners
11:56
but I basically don't have one-liners. Yeah
11:59
it's
11:59
I seem silly to start with a quick joke. It
12:02
doesn't, and actually my strength is
12:04
that I do think I try my best to make people
12:06
relax. And
12:07
I feel like I try
12:11
to be, I don't think I've ever
12:13
phoned a set in whether I've been good or bad. And
12:17
I think a lot of this is, and I know you are in a
12:19
similar situation, like
12:22
late
12:23
realisation of ADHD, you know,
12:25
like. I'm gonna
12:27
start ringing a bell now, whenever that comes up. And
12:30
I know I'm aware of the cliche, and I'm
12:32
aware that everyone's got, oh, everyone's writing about this these days.
12:34
And you go, yeah, it's because we've had a lockdown. We've all realised
12:37
quite how we're mental. Yes. You
12:39
know, that's, it's. And again, another disclaimer
12:42
for the show, if the listener is new
12:44
to this, has picked it up. ADHD
12:46
is in between five and 8% of the
12:48
population.
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In terms of people who, because
12:51
of the way their mind works, chose to be a stand-up comic,
12:54
it's more like, I mean, I revise this upwards every time, 60%.
12:57
Yeah, yeah, I've had so many people
12:59
just from around here, around the Northeast in
13:01
the last two months go, yeah, I've
13:04
got a diagnosis, I'm going for a diagnosis.
13:06
I mean, I was speaking to Dave Haddigham two days ago,
13:09
and he's in his 50s, and he was just like, he
13:11
was talking about how Ed Byrne, you know, dropping names, had
13:13
mentioned having ADHD. And Dave was
13:15
like, well, that's what I do. And his wife
13:17
sort of went, yes, Dave, yes it is.
13:19
It's almost sad in a way, like, I'm not
13:22
gonna, I
13:25
don't
13:26
know about you, but I had a vague morning process of
13:29
going, this explains why school
13:32
and every job I've ever had felt impossible. And
13:35
it's sort of sad, but on stage, what it's meant
13:37
is, I'm never not in the room, and I'm very good at
13:40
dipping in and out of the crowd when I feel it's necessary.
13:42
And I'm very good at doing things
13:45
off the cuff, and
13:47
using that as,
13:51
using my ability to, as a quote unquote,
13:53
get away with being a little bit naughty, to
13:56
get away with it if Adlib doesn't work. I'm
13:59
very good at, like, this is.
13:59
terrible skill which I didn't have but
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I'm very good at at lips that don't really work
14:04
and then people being fine with it. That's
14:08
a great skill to have. It's no
14:11
being able to write great routines I'll give
14:13
you that. No sure for sure. Do
14:16
you feel then this is jumping ahead really but
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do you feel
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I'll ask you now and I'll ask you at the end baby
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do you feel you're in the appropriate place for
14:26
your career? Does anybody honestly...
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I don't know I don't remember asking before it's a hell of a question.
14:32
The answer is this
14:34
is what I'm...
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So you know they say
14:40
unhappiness and I'm not I know
14:42
it's one of your stock questions and it's it's obviously
14:44
more than a yes or no question but you know unhappiness
14:48
is often based
14:50
on you not being the thing you feel
14:52
like you are you're not in that
14:54
position and that's terribly phrase but you know the point of getting
14:56
it. The answer is
14:59
absolutely not to be honest
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in a lot of ways but I
15:04
understand it.
15:06
That's great. That's
15:08
a great artily yes. And
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this is what I'm toying with at the minute.
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So what I've done is I was very
15:17
unhappy at the start of this year. So
15:21
I've done the weekend
15:24
that New Year's Eve run at the stand in
15:27
Newcastle and that was absolutely wonderful
15:29
and
15:30
I usually compare the end I wasn't I was doing
15:33
a set and I was doing 20 minutes and it felt so
15:36
refreshing and alive you know. I
15:38
like comparing it's I guess me bread and butter
15:42
but there's something wonderful about not having
15:44
to care about the rest of the bill and I don't mean as people but
15:46
not have to go I'm setting the room up. It's
15:49
on your shoulders if you're a half
15:51
decent compared the 90s on your shoulders.
15:55
Yeah and I genuinely like
15:57
comedians you know like
15:59
I think.
15:59
certainly around here,
16:01
my best friends are comics and they're wonderful
16:04
people. But I also like to go, yes, 20
16:06
minutes. If this goes wrong, this is only brilliant. You
16:09
know, and
16:10
but that was sort of, I almost
16:12
knew that once that was out of the way, I was
16:15
going to be a big down. Because
16:17
I knew January and some stuff came
16:19
like it always does. But I knew January was quiet.
16:21
And it had that thing of going.
16:24
So I know I can do this. I've been
16:26
pretty good at it for a while. But
16:29
this felt like the last days
16:31
of me being able to just do this, if
16:33
that makes sense. It felt like,
16:36
and this isn't one of those, we've all seen it on Facebook
16:39
with people I like, but I've gone, Oh,
16:41
what is it you get old people don't want you anymore? But
16:43
then the answer is, in a way, yes, that is
16:45
how the world works. I'm not naive to that, you know,
16:48
and
16:51
I never what I feel is
16:53
I never had my, and again, this is my
16:55
fault. I don't think false I don't think
16:57
false the right word, but this is I understand it. I
17:00
never had the time of being a exciting
17:02
new act.
17:03
You know, like some people have, I feel I
17:05
had, okay, ladies
17:07
are very good. Then suddenly, oh, yeah, Lee's fine. But
17:10
I didn't go to Edinburgh early enough. I listened to all of
17:12
that stuff, which I now don't believe of don't be going
17:14
to Edinburgh until you have lab, lab, lab, lab, lab, lab,
17:17
headlining every club or whatever. And I go, I don't,
17:19
I think it's a different setup. Frankly,
17:21
I don't think that's particularly relevant.
17:23
And I look at people who start at the same time as me, we wouldn't
17:25
have been the same or very different acts. But
17:28
like, I started in the
17:30
around the same time I kicked a lot with people like Richard guard
17:32
when he was new. And I
17:34
would not have won an Olivier, don't mistake that.
17:38
But Richard did the fringe very early,
17:40
built this thing. And I waited and waited and waited.
17:43
And I wish
17:45
I hadn't, I wish I'd have had some idea of
17:47
going
17:48
rather than
17:50
this, he has this act, who we think
17:52
is probably fine. And
17:53
he's been going a little while whatever. I feel
17:56
like
17:57
I missed out. But that was a long time ago, and I don't have any.
17:59
feel bad about that. What I do feel is
18:02
that
18:03
I don't always know what I want.
18:06
If that makes sense, like I really value my
18:08
independence. I like that's
18:11
very important to me in terms of the work I do
18:13
and just the life I live. But
18:16
part of me also thinks
18:17
I do feel like I'm good enough to
18:20
have a
18:21
fairly decent agent or whatever it is.
18:24
But I also don't think
18:28
I necessarily, so I want the life.
18:31
I don't know if I want to lead the life that they would want me to lead
18:33
for a start, although I would like more money. I'm not
18:35
stupid. I was
18:38
talking to a friend of mine, Louise Young.
18:41
So Louise is from the same house
18:43
in a state as me in Jarrow. And
18:45
we both have pretty, let's say pretty straight
18:47
in circumstances. And I think Louise
18:49
is in fairness. What probably,
18:52
I mean, even judging by the name of a show that
18:54
she has, she describes herself as feral, which
18:56
is, you know what,
18:58
she's not even, in some way, she's not even
19:00
over exaggerating. She had a very tough upbringing.
19:03
And I was sort of moaning to her and then I got an
19:06
opportunity for a thing that ended up not working
19:08
out, but simply getting the opportunity to get something
19:10
looked at that I didn't expect was a boost
19:12
that I needed at the right time. But
19:15
my immediate instinct was to go, oh, I'm not
19:17
going to bother with this meeting. It'll be shit. If they
19:19
think my thing's good, they're obviously idiots. And
19:22
she sort of told me off, which is interesting. I've someone 10 years
19:24
younger than me. And she was right to go. You can't keep
19:26
moaning about lock up opportunities. Then one comes
19:29
just pissing it away because you've got all this
19:31
self doubt. And I
19:34
think
19:35
I would say the reason I'm not where
19:38
I feel like I could be in a
19:41
best case scenario is
19:46
myself. Honestly, I do
19:48
think I can do the job, but I
19:50
do. Absolutely.
19:53
And
19:56
this is a real as I've come to recently was part of
19:58
the ADHD thing I spoke to Anya Akinson.
19:59
who's a comic around here, we might know, I don't know, but
20:02
she's, she's got dih, you know, of course.
20:05
And she was talking about rejection sensitivity.
20:08
And I think that is,
20:10
I've only recently realized it's kind of dominated
20:12
my entire professional life, which is, I feel
20:14
like a lot of the things I'm doing, which
20:16
is going my own road and setting up things
20:18
to is actually just
20:21
a fear that everybody secretly hates
20:23
me and doesn't want us. You know, I
20:25
think if I could, but it's
20:27
not like I have a lot of very good friends
20:29
and stuff like that. But
20:32
it's a constant fight against
20:34
the feeling that they're doing as some sort of act
20:36
of charity to me. Oh,
20:39
mate. So. Do
20:41
you, none of that presents
20:44
itself from the times I've spoken, you know, or chatted to,
20:46
or what have you. Do you, how does, how does it manifested
20:49
you? Do you go dark? I've got a mate who
20:51
just goes dark and you just, you won't speak to anyone
20:53
for three months. You need to kind of go,
20:55
we're all in the habit of like, we don't
20:57
notice it anymore. And now we go, oh, he's doing that thing
20:59
again. He's got someone checking on him, you
21:01
know,
21:02
because like he'll just withdraw.
21:04
No, I don't think I do. I don't think I do.
21:07
I think so.
21:10
I
21:14
think I lie in bed till the
21:16
afternoon and I get furious with myself.
21:20
Then I'll get up, I'll send some messages to some
21:22
friends or something. And then I perk up as the day
21:24
goes on. Then my wife gets home from work
21:26
and I'm just puppyish and really pleased to see her.
21:29
But I think I don't
21:32
think
21:33
I lash out, but I think
21:36
I've got this thing where maybe on social
21:38
media, I see more aggressive than I am because
21:40
I'm quite a sweet boy, but I suddenly
21:42
get really frustrated at the
21:45
wider world in ways that I can't change anything
21:47
and go, I'm really angry with the King
21:49
today. As if like, yeah, cause you're what you've
21:52
got to do about it. So I
21:54
put like just while at the
21:56
same time getting really stressed. If
21:58
anyone answers in a negative way, because
21:59
actually want an argument I hate them.
22:04
Well this has all come out hasn't it? Thank
22:07
you for sharing
22:10
it. I'm going to hit you with two quite big things
22:12
quite early doors. I think that's um
22:16
I think so much of it
22:18
is chaos so much of it
22:20
is chaos and so much of it is luck and
22:22
I don't you know there are meritocratic elements
22:24
to it we all apply ourselves
22:26
to the hand we're dealt we apply ourselves to
22:28
the luck and the last thing anyone
22:31
wants to be is someone who in your words avoided
22:33
becoming famous I thought that was very well put and
22:36
then it's like this comes up from time to time on
22:38
the show I suppose this idea
22:41
that
22:41
if you have made it and
22:44
have become rich and famous then
22:46
have you sort of hurt the position of being able to
22:48
look at it and go that's all just shit and luck
22:51
but if you haven't then it sounds like bitterness
22:53
yeah just stand there and behold the chaos
22:55
and go well obviously if you get lucky
22:57
early if you if you win a competition
23:00
early which might be and whether
23:03
that happens or not whether you had the opportunity to
23:05
get to the final might depend on the smallest
23:07
slightest whim you know someone
23:10
slammed a door and your name flew off the table they're stupid
23:12
stupid micro decisions that are constantly
23:14
happening to everyone and the fact
23:17
of not getting to the final and the fact of not getting
23:19
the thing and someone else does and they get the agent and they
23:21
accelerate
23:22
that's a real tangible thing the speed
23:25
of that acceleration so yeah it's a
23:27
feel like you kind of missed out on the
23:29
on the arrival like you know and I think
23:32
you're being again if not
23:34
humble you've been very decent about it in terms of
23:37
like I didn't go early enough and
23:39
that's on me you know what I didn't take the
23:41
risks I didn't back myself and that's on me you have to
23:44
not blame yourself I suppose but we all have to kind of own
23:46
the
23:47
the decisions that we made in that respect
23:50
and that must be that must be really really
23:53
hard though I suppose the point I'm
23:55
trying to make is that it's
23:58
so hard for every many
24:00
of us, no matter what our level of profile or
24:02
success or any of those kind of, any metrics,
24:04
even our level of happiness, it's so hard to
24:07
kind of go, what,
24:08
what might have been and what
24:10
decisions did I make and what decisions did I
24:12
not make? So we all have to just kind of
24:15
be and just exist and go, well,
24:17
it is what it is. And I can either let it demotivate
24:20
me and kill me off or, you know, keep going.
24:23
And you also, go on. It sometimes
24:25
does. I suffer from massive
24:27
bouts of demotivation. And
24:30
again, I suspect it's an ADHD thing where
24:32
I don't, what I find is I have
24:35
a couple of days a month where
24:37
I work intensely and put a lot of plans
24:39
into place and spend the rest of the time going, oh,
24:41
I'm now going to have to do that thing that I plan to do.
24:44
And I hate it. I hate it. I
24:47
wait, no,
24:50
I'll not name it because it's, it's
24:52
probably illegal, but a friend of
24:54
mine,
24:55
comic, recently diagnosed with ADHD, she
24:58
got some hoagie tablets
25:00
from abroad for narcolepsy. And
25:03
I've got to tell you, she gave me some of them
25:05
in case I needed them. And I worked for 15 hours
25:08
and it was incredible. And I thought, is this what people
25:10
are like? It's absolutely
25:13
wonderful. The Comedians' Comedian
25:16
podcast cannot recommend this
25:18
course. I've
25:21
not named any names, but just get into it.
25:25
Sorry,
25:28
where were we talking about? I
25:30
got, what do you know, I got distracted. Awning
25:33
our decisions, I suppose. And it's,
25:37
my point is, it's like, we all have to
25:39
kind of, I'm pleased with the sentence. I want to say
25:41
it again. We have to behold the chaos. You
25:43
have to stand and look at like your career and
25:46
the world and the things available to you, to
25:48
oneself, you know, and go, oh Christ,
25:50
I have to fit into this somehow. And you'll, and
25:53
who knows what you could have done and you know, who knows
25:55
what you could have done differently. I refuse to not fight the frustration.
25:59
with that though, because chaos is how
26:02
I'm best. And I've had a lot of people
26:04
say to me, you do too many things at once, focus on one
26:06
thing. And you go, yeah, if I got to focus on one thing,
26:08
I would, I wouldn't be, I
26:10
wouldn't be in this light. I would be very different. I
26:12
can't focus on one thing. And I
26:15
can only really work when I've seven things on the
26:17
go and I don't want to put too much stock on one. And
26:19
yeah, that's probably harmed my
26:21
career in some ways, but
26:24
I can't change the person I am, you know,
26:27
like if I could work with
26:30
God, I worked through
26:32
procrastination, you know, that
26:34
is how I write. And I think, so
26:38
this is something I
26:39
read once and I believe it, but I don't know
26:41
if I believe it because it's how I already work. Right?
26:45
Which is that
26:48
procract creative people procrastinate
26:50
and it's a good thing. And I really believe that. So
26:53
I think, so you like,
26:55
I've never, I could never be one of those people who writes the Edinburgh
26:58
show in September. And I'm glad about that
27:00
because I'm writing it all the time,
27:02
right? We're all obviously thinking and
27:05
comedies for obsessive, right? We're all,
27:07
it's all percolating, but
27:09
it's the thing about once you've written your show
27:11
down in whatever way you write it, whether you write long form
27:13
or just notes, your brain almost
27:15
stops working on it and you can go back and you can work on
27:17
it and you can try to add bits, but you're fighting
27:20
against an already completed puzzle. So
27:22
your brain's already satisfied. Oh God, that's
27:24
exactly where I'm at at the moment. Just
27:27
hit the nail so hard on the head. We're
27:29
recording this at the end of mid-May
27:32
and that's exactly what for the first
27:34
time for years, I've written down
27:36
my whole show. And now I feel like
27:38
part,
27:39
the puzzle is partly completed. It's not brilliantly
27:41
completed. But it's a different
27:44
sort of a challenge now. And I've been experiencing real inertia
27:46
in the last couple of weeks and wondering why. And I think I'm doing
27:48
exactly that. Yeah, it's finished. Like
27:51
you will change this show. Of course you will, but you'll
27:53
be, you
27:54
know, chipping away with a puzzle with a
27:56
chisel, a massive thing of granite rather
27:58
than God, this is
27:59
a metaphor rather than just... You're going for a buzz and what? I'm
28:02
going for a buzz and what? I'm going for a buzz and what? Pull your scarves
28:04
out of a hat. Yes, I suppose, or just set
28:06
up roughly playing with some play-doh
28:08
and it's all soft and malleable because you haven't really
28:10
made anything out of it yet. You've got like, I
28:13
don't want to say Michelangelo's David, I'm sure your show
28:15
is fine, Stu, but come on, let's not overstake. But
28:18
you know, like, you've got a finished statue
28:21
there and you're now making small changes to
28:24
it and it's kind of odd because it looks finished
28:26
whether you feel it is or not. We're going
28:28
to burn the script. I've got to
28:29
burn the script, I've got to delete the script. Oh,
28:32
that's such a good point.
28:33
On the other hand, I mean, who's to say I'm
28:36
right? I've seen some of my shows and they've been fucking half
28:38
finished messers. No,
28:40
but I think you've... Specifically, I'm not... The
28:44
Comedians' Comedian podcast is not suggesting anyone
28:46
in mid-May burn their script. However,
28:48
specifically, specifically
28:51
with the situation I'm in right now, I think
28:53
I have... It has become a trudge and
28:55
it shouldn't be a trudge. It should be delightful. It
28:58
should be, oh, look at all these... I've got all these
29:00
puzzles. Oh, look at all these things. It
29:02
should be me spinning around on a gyroscopic chair
29:04
going, oh, I could do any one of these things just now. And
29:06
it isn't. It's me kind of hunched crying
29:09
over a block of marble.
29:10
A block of David? Crying
29:13
over a tiny penis, which was
29:15
apparently very attractive back then. Yeah,
29:20
which...
29:22
So,
29:24
bear in mind, though,
29:27
that is a risky way to write
29:29
a show. I'm not debating that. But
29:32
I think I had it because I did my... I want to say 2019,
29:34
I think it was. I had a show that was just... It
29:36
was awful. It was awful. Getting
29:39
to July. And I thought, I cannot go to the
29:41
fridge with this. And I sort of... I
29:44
almost wrote it off and it was so refreshing to go, this show's
29:46
rubbish. I'm just going to have fun. And then
29:49
by early August, I was like, oh, this has become really
29:51
funny. I
29:54
was lucky. It could have easily not become funny. But the
29:56
premise that I had the show based on was just
29:58
unsuccessful. And it was like... what's the point?
30:01
I'm flogging a dead horse here. I had a very small
30:03
room, I'm gonna have fun with it. I'm gonna... What
30:06
I like to do is have the show where I do something
30:08
different to what I did the year before, and I don't mean in a getting
30:11
people in way, I mean in a I want to get better, so
30:13
I'm like...
30:14
The year before I told true life stories,
30:16
which was it was a dead mother show because my
30:18
mum had died. And I very much hate
30:20
the cliche, but all you're doing that, are you? You go, yeah,
30:22
but me mums died, it is significant to us. Yeah,
30:25
how do you think about anything else? What
30:27
am I supposed to write? It's an act of artistic
30:29
cowardice to have a pair of die and then do a show about
30:31
anything else. I lay my cards on the table. It
30:34
felt like it is dis... and I think I had a
30:36
different outlook on it in that...
30:39
I mean, this sounds bad, I know, but my mum
30:41
died and we weren't as close as we
30:43
maybe could have been, and while I was sad, it
30:46
didn't ruin my life. And
30:48
that was sort of... and I did have people come to me
30:50
after I showed as a gun, all that happened to
30:52
me and nobody ever talks about it, so that was... So
30:54
why don't you tell him at the 40 minute mark you realised you
30:56
didn't care your mum had died? Well,
31:01
it was... I got in much
31:03
earlier than that, I needed a lull earlier. And
31:07
generally, if I had to say, if there was a routine
31:09
I'm most proud of, it probably is that one, in
31:11
terms of I'm proud
31:13
that I got a laugh, not just off that routine, I got
31:15
a laugh off telling them my mum had
31:17
died. And I think that was... God,
31:20
that sounds horrible, I know, like I have to... Most
31:23
people that listen to this are going to be comedians or big comedy
31:26
fans, people understand that obviously
31:28
it's one way of looking at it. I was sad my mum died,
31:31
I was in the room where my mum died, it was horrible. But
31:33
you do have... I mean, you do have that almost
31:36
psychopathic thing of being in a comic, don't you? You've gone, oh,
31:39
this is awful, remember that detail. And you go, no,
31:41
switch off lately in the moment, your mum's dying, you
31:43
know? And it's... it was a
31:45
very strange thing, but she did... She
31:49
did say something very funny just before she died too,
31:51
which has got to be relevant, you know? And it's...
31:55
I was dead proud of the way I did that bit because
31:57
I learned how to couch a...
31:59
sad bit
32:01
or telling some people a sad bit in a bit of ludicrousness,
32:04
which is, I
32:05
think if you're doing it for me with
32:07
my personality, I can't be harsh without
32:10
a bit of protection around it because
32:12
I look too cute or whatever it is.
32:14
I come across as too likable. So
32:17
it's like, Oh, why is he saying this? But
32:19
I was, I was able to, so what I would say is
32:21
I'll just do the bit. Okay. I'll do a short bit of the bitch,
32:23
the stuff, which is
32:25
I say, and
32:26
I like to sometimes it will say, how do I say this
32:28
bit? And my answer is often just say
32:30
the thing you're thinking. You don't have to cleverly
32:33
metaphor in. So it
32:35
was something like, um, this
32:37
next bit is going to be sad and I don't want to make you sad because
32:40
it's against the remit of what I'm here for. So
32:42
I was speaking to another comedian and I said,
32:44
how do I do sad bits? Cause they've done sad bits
32:46
and I want to tell you this thing because I think
32:49
it's important, but also I've
32:51
got some jokes about it to be, and I
32:53
said, he's started going on and on. Cause that's what comedians are
32:55
like. So like that, like it's more than it is. Yeah.
32:57
The actual secret of comedy, everything, everybody is. If
33:00
you say something
33:04
funny in the laps, they at the next time. And
33:07
then he's, I go, he said, say something
33:09
very surprised and first then slipped the sad bit
33:12
in some, oh, that's good. See something surprised and then
33:14
slipped the sad bit. And so with that in mind,
33:16
a
33:17
couple of months ago, I saw Tom Cruise swallow
33:19
an alligator whole and we mom died. And
33:22
I think that's really, and
33:25
it's,
33:26
and I know some people would say it's a very weak way
33:28
to get a, get
33:30
a heavy subject in, but to me, the fact that people
33:32
laugh at the line and my mom died is like,
33:36
that's quite a proud thing to be honest.
33:42
So this is Lee Kyle. Don't miss disco
33:44
Twix on YouTube. If this has piqued your interest,
33:47
it's an incredibly quick way to get in touch with him
33:49
and suss him out. I'm sure you'll
33:51
love it. I really, really enjoyed it. His warmth
33:54
just radiates out of him and it's got
33:56
some really, really funny and kind of abrupt
33:58
and rude stuff in it as well. well whilst
34:01
being incredibly
34:03
warm and welcoming to all
34:05
comers. Really, really good. So check out Disco
34:07
Twix and of course his new show England's Best
34:09
Comedian is on sale now for his run at the Edinburgh Fringe.
34:12
Catch up with Lee at imleekyle.com.
34:15
My show is also getting ready for the Edinburgh Fringe and
34:17
blow me tight I've found an ending to it at
34:20
last. I've found an ending that is buried
34:22
in the beginning in the way that I love to have which is...
34:25
I don't know. Do you think the Aristotelian idea
34:27
of tragedy being the end... tragedy
34:29
having the end being buried in the beginning,
34:32
is that just a call back? Was Aristotle just
34:34
peddling some hackery? Who knows? But I've
34:37
got to...
34:38
I'm really pleased with the ending. It's
34:40
one of those things that
34:41
this joke on the end of it makes me go oh that's
34:44
now kind of retroactively shaping the stuff
34:46
that goes before it and I'm very chipper. I know
34:48
you've been holding my hand as I've been through a very painful
34:50
journey trying to make climate dread funny
34:53
but I think I have pulled it off. So
34:55
you can catch up with all of my stuff of course at stuartgoldsmith.com
34:58
where you will find linktories to socials
35:00
and links to my online special on YouTube and
35:03
links to my Edinburgh show
35:05
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35:07
Barrel throughout the month of August in this
35:09
year of our...
35:12
I'm not going to say Lord but our collectively
35:14
evolving consciousness 2023. So that's all of
35:17
that. Let's get back to Lee just now
35:19
and we will
35:21
talk a little bit more at the end and
35:24
remember you can go to the Insiders Club feed
35:26
which you can join for £2 a month for as much
35:29
as you like at comedianscomedian.com slash insiders
35:31
to find out more about how Lee's
35:34
mentality has changed regarding sending emails
35:36
to promoters and he also, while I take
35:38
a little wee break I didn't realise until I went back
35:40
and checked the log for the episode, he also
35:42
sang me a little song which I think is the mark of
35:44
a truly classy guest. Here's Lee.
35:52
I think there's something to be said for carefulness. You
35:55
know like it's... So
35:58
the whole and I don't really want to...
35:59
get into that, Oh, you can't see anything these days thing,
36:02
because it's been debated endlessly and endlessly and
36:04
endlessly. But I've always thought, yeah,
36:06
you can't because you're shit. You
36:11
know, like we've all been on
36:13
bills with acts who can say some horrific
36:15
things without any of the protection that I do
36:17
it, but they're very good at it. And
36:19
they've got twinkle in the eye or understanding of irony
36:22
of 30 years experience or whatever it is. You
36:25
know, you know, but I don't want to get it into
36:27
that because it's a, it's a don't, I'm not interested
36:29
in debates
36:29
that I've done anymore. Like, you know,
36:33
tell me, Lee, what's it like being a woman in comedy? Sexy.
36:42
I've got, I've got a cold fear
36:44
now that people will read that as something other
36:46
than me jokingly
36:49
pointing out that the what's it
36:51
like being a woman comedy debate is a
36:53
done deal and dead and no one can ask about
36:55
it I think that's clear. But
36:57
if Instagram, if Instagram reels
36:59
has taught me anything, it's that people
37:01
will misunderstand literally
37:04
any thought you could possibly have. And they will
37:06
run with an entire invented personality
37:09
for you based on a line that you don't
37:11
even feel strongly about. Yes, I
37:13
asked the other day I asked on Twitter, I think
37:15
about I know it was on Instagram. It was about,
37:17
about my seven year old and I he wanted to watch
37:21
Eurovision. And I said, look, I'm totally a Eurovision
37:23
completely alien to me.
37:24
Is it suitable? And what I meant
37:27
was, is it going to be sweary? Is
37:29
it you know, I know Graham Norton hosts it and
37:31
apparently over a glass of wine and is it is
37:33
it suitable for kids? And someone sent
37:35
me a private message lambasting
37:38
me for my anti LGBT. I
37:40
mean, first meet my son.
37:42
It was
37:46
staggering. So yeah, okay, so
37:48
we won't get into it. We won't get into that into that debate.
37:51
And I'm more interested in you anyway. Yeah,
37:53
let's talk a bit about the content
37:55
of specifically of disco tweaks because well,
37:57
let's let's come back and talk about the content of disco.
37:59
go to X. First tell me where you're at with
38:02
your show this year.
38:03
But based on what I've already
38:05
said about, I have got a title.
38:09
Yes, oh yeah of course you said England's
38:11
best comedian. No,
38:17
I'm very
38:19
puzzled about it to be honest in that
38:21
I don't really know what it is. Correct,
38:24
this is the perfect time to talk to us about it.
38:27
Everyone
38:29
that hears this is now going to come and see it because we want to see
38:31
what it does. God, I could do with that. I
38:35
think it's about rejection sensitivity which is
38:37
a new thing but is it? Is it what it's
38:39
about?
38:41
And is what it's about like how much
38:43
of it have you got? How many minutes have you got that
38:45
you think are that'll definitely be in? Like zero?
38:48
I don't know, still
38:52
I don't think like that. So
38:54
this is my question, so how do you
38:56
think like it's it's are you starting with it's
38:58
about? Are you starting with hey this is
39:00
the stuff I find myself talking about at the moment.
39:03
Maybe there's a show in there. How
39:05
are you approaching it? How are you walking? What you've
39:07
got your chisel in one hand and your
39:09
hammer in the other? In what direction
39:11
are you circling the marble? Are
39:13
you throwing them away and rolling in play though? Where are
39:15
we? At the minute I think this is where
39:18
I am in terms of
39:19
my current fear of rejection
39:22
is my mind's not letting me think about
39:24
it to be honest. Which
39:26
luckily it can't stop it because
39:28
it is but it must got it at the
39:30
back of my mind right now.
39:34
I'm doing what I do which is I'm
39:36
doing a lot of other little jobs for other
39:39
people rather than myself. Hoping
39:41
it all somehow goes away is the actual
39:43
truth. And
39:46
I'm starting like I always start with
39:48
the with going into a thing and oh fuck
39:50
it I'll just do my best stuff because
39:55
that's quite healthy. I'll just fuck
39:57
it I'll just do my best stuff. Then
39:59
it's fun.
39:59
it's playful and you're reminding yourself it's just
40:02
plasticine, right? Yeah, yes. And
40:05
what that means is there's no pressure
40:07
of a blank page. And what always happens
40:09
to is that by the time I get to the everything's
40:12
new, and it's not the best of it all. But I've already
40:14
got an hour. That's all I could look at it as. Well,
40:16
I've got a show so I don't need to worry. Which
40:18
is something I was telling somebody
40:20
who somebody was writing her first
40:22
ever show and that's a bit bad advice. And she
40:25
before she did stand up, well, she still is a singer
40:27
as well. And she did some funny songs
40:29
and I put the songs in. She said, I don't want to
40:31
do funny songs. I was like, yeah, but if
40:33
you put them in, you've already got half an hour and then you
40:35
can take them out rather than add them rather
40:38
than add stuff to a blank paper. So
40:40
at the minute, Oh my God, it's a best of
40:42
with bits of me veering between
40:44
telling them I'm in with best comedian and telling them
40:46
I'm an absolute worthless piece of shit. So
40:52
what
40:53
I do is I think I feel like I take
40:55
massive career risks based on very
40:57
little stew, right to
41:00
hide from the day to day
41:02
connecting your promoters, which I'm
41:04
finding very difficult right now for whatever
41:06
reason.
41:11
I've got this thing about satire, which I
41:13
think I don't like it. And I think if you're
41:15
going to do it,
41:16
I don't like gentle satire because I feel
41:19
like this is not an original thought. It's
41:21
a tool of the it's a tool of the ruling classes.
41:23
Isn't it a gently be porked fun at? Yes.
41:25
Oh God, the first time must be 15, 20 years
41:27
ago where someone first said to me, oh, the thing about
41:30
have I got news for you is it's a big pat on the back
41:32
for the establishment. Yeah. And I kind of went, Oh
41:34
God, I thought it was biting. Oh no. Oh
41:37
God. Yeah, I suppose you're right. God. So I
41:39
almost didn't want to write a joke and I just wanted to say,
41:41
I hope we die. I wish you died of cough and
41:45
I feel like they're going to do it. You've got
41:47
to be vicious to to
41:50
people who you think are genuinely bad. I feel
41:54
that's a legitimate response. Yeah.
41:56
Well, yeah. Yeah,
41:58
I don't know. I mean, it's not. It's not a bit
42:00
I do, but I love to
42:02
see you do it. Maybe
42:06
that's the point of the bit, isn't it? That's comedian
42:08
as pressure vowels.
42:11
It's not something I would have done until then. The
42:13
whole point of this show is I wanted
42:15
to say things I didn't feel necessarily comfortable
42:18
saying, because I wanted to be in a
42:20
show where I felt I was being 100% honest
42:22
about what I thought. So it
42:24
was difficult for me. I really, really, really
42:26
want people to like me. Just
42:29
in terms of the want, what
42:32
do you want in the writing of
42:34
a show? How many shows have you written now? I feel like we've done 10, so
42:36
you don't like 7 or 8. Let
42:39
me think. I think I've done...
42:41
I don't even know. Maybe five, six.
42:44
The first one I ever did was just a one-off that I
42:46
did and I didn't like it. But yeah. So
42:49
just talk to me about it. You don't need to sort of go through them sequentially,
42:53
but how has the want changed? I
42:55
remember doing my first hour of Solo Stand
42:57
Up and I wanted to have done an hour.
43:00
Like I really was like, oh my God, I remember being a
43:02
newer comic thinking, how could anyone ever do
43:04
an hour? That's insane. I wanted
43:06
to do an hour. And then as I wrote the hour, I
43:09
wanted to kind of make a particular point or what
43:11
have you. From what you... Obviously
43:13
there's lots and lots of different ones. If the most
43:15
recent one, if Disco Twix, the most recent
43:17
Take One at least,
43:18
was about wanting to not pander
43:21
to them or wanting to say the stuff you
43:23
actually wanted to say. How has that changed
43:25
from the wants of the previous show? I can
43:27
go through that. So the first show, specifically
43:30
remember, so I did The Fringe in 2013 as
43:33
a triple header and I felt very lucky
43:35
to be honest. Who was your triple header with? With Psy
43:37
Bugleis, who I don't think you'll know. I know the name, I know
43:39
the name. I could talk about Psy for an hour
43:41
and there's so
43:44
many stories that I couldn't possibly put out
43:46
there because what a life that man has led and
43:48
in positive and negative ways. Johnny
43:51
Pelham. Oh, yeah, Johnny's coming up on the
43:53
show. Yes. I can't wait. Brilliant. Yeah,
43:55
and I'm seeing Johnny this weekend. We're both
43:57
in Glasgow at the same time. He doesn't know yet, but I'm going to meet him for
43:59
lunch. I haven't asked him because he doesn't know I'm there. Johnny,
44:02
in the past, we're going for lunch. I
44:04
love Johnny and he's in some ways a different
44:07
person to how he is on stage while being
44:09
the same person. Like I think people think he's constantly
44:11
thoughtful and pensive, whereas he's
44:14
got a wild side as Jonathan. Yeah, and
44:17
I didn't enjoy the fringe that year. I
44:19
felt very lucky that we did it at the stand and it
44:21
was, it felt like we're with no way, but
44:23
I also felt a lot of pressure because I was sort of misunderstood.
44:26
So we would sort of fly our all day because
44:28
I didn't want to let people down. And then I sort of realized
44:31
this isn't actually working. It's just driving
44:33
me to illness. Yeah. You
44:36
know, and I wasn't. And
44:37
it was also insisted that I went on last
44:40
because Johnny didn't want to. And Si,
44:43
it
44:44
was a talented man with a lot of flaws
44:46
turned up without the brand new set he was going
44:49
to write. Yeah. And instead just
44:51
had an act that would not work out outside of a new castle. So
44:53
just,
44:54
just, just compared the show instead
44:56
and spent all of the money borrowed off us
44:59
at the cookies. It was great. And
45:02
I remember watching Seymour Mase's show
45:04
that year and feeling very jealous
45:07
that he had done a thing where he
45:09
was able to allow people in his world. And I didn't
45:11
feel like I'd do that. Yes, yes. Gotcha.
45:13
Okay. Yeah, I'm just saying that's the first time I've thought about
45:16
you in the context of Seymour. And yes,
45:18
he's, you both have a kind of fondness for the absurd
45:21
and yeah, letting people into the world. Got it. Yeah.
45:24
And like, and this is something that we're probably going
45:26
to touch on, but it's something that fascinates me. We're from,
45:28
we're all from, we're both from South times side
45:31
as well, which I think is similar.
45:32
And there's, I
45:34
feel like South times side is certainly the North's
45:36
Northeast, but one of the in Britain
45:39
in a weird way, like almost all of the comedians
45:41
people think of as being Jordy comics are
45:43
from South times side. And I don't know why it's a very
45:45
odd, shy place. And I'm trying to figure it out. So
45:47
I'm talking like Seymour Jason Kook,
45:50
Sarah Milligan, Chris Ramsey, even
45:52
like going back years and years, Eric idols
45:54
from South shields. And I don't understand
45:56
it, but anyway, so I watched
45:59
him and I thought I don't get the.
45:59
chance to do this because on the bad days,
46:02
the gigs already bad by the time I go on and they're getting
46:04
off early, I'm having to fill half an hour. On
46:07
the good days, they are over running and I'm doing seven minutes
46:09
at the end. It doesn't matter what I do. So
46:11
the first show was just me trying to
46:13
get them into, but it
46:16
wasn't hugely successful in that. And what I was
46:18
actually doing was doing my first show and it
46:20
was all of the material I had
46:22
in an order, you know, the second
46:24
year I tried to write a show, I had
46:26
some of the funniest ideas I've ever had.
46:28
Right. And I tried to write a
46:30
show that was just weird and, but
46:33
without a theme. And it wasn't until, Oh
46:35
God, I have to tell you this. So it wasn't until I
46:37
did it in
46:40
front of my
46:42
grieving family.
46:44
When after my mom died, I realized this show
46:46
was all about death and panic about death,
46:48
but I didn't write it. It was so, so
46:51
I booked a show. I booked a lot of shows in,
46:53
um, I started self funded tour
46:55
and it was partly successful. We'll go with
46:58
on this show. And I wish I hadn't done it with the show because we weak the
47:00
show looking back, which had three really good set
47:02
pieces in and lots of work a day stand up
47:05
and the set pieces were, and this sounds
47:07
mad, Stu like
47:09
came from moments of inspiration, like
47:11
one moment of inspiration. I had these three ideas
47:14
in about three minutes and thought this show's going to be a
47:16
myth and I didn't have another idea. So, you know, the
47:20
song love, love in you. It's easy
47:23
cause you're a beauty. So I had this thing where
47:28
I want to do
47:30
a bit where I answered lots of songs posed
47:32
by questions, post my famous songs.
47:35
So
47:36
what I did is I got a, I got a whistling
47:38
kettle.
47:40
He sounds stupid. And I, I
47:42
had it on
47:45
a hot tub on the stage with me and I had to measure
47:47
out the exact amount of water each time to
47:49
play for about eight and a half minutes. Right.
47:51
So I would have music playing and there would be questions
47:53
posed by songs and I would answer those questions and
47:55
I would do little music bits. And then
47:57
that song would play at the end. And
48:00
I would time it so it ended as the kell whistled
48:02
for the high note. Oh. Yeah.
48:05
And I thought, I'm going to keep having it. That was all
48:07
I had. And it wasn't until I put
48:09
these shows in, and one of them was in the
48:12
estate where I grew up. It's
48:15
a small, it was more a community
48:17
center. And I thought, it'll just be interesting. And
48:19
then my mom got ill and died while
48:21
I was touring that show.
48:24
And I was like, this is a big brim. But
48:26
they wanted to do the show to the point where they said, is
48:28
it all right if Macey, who was the mayor who lived next
48:30
door to be granny, right? If she
48:32
does a speech about your mom before the show, and I went absolutely
48:35
not, like, come on now. No.
48:39
What I ended up doing was trying to
48:41
take bits out of that show that I thought might remind them of
48:44
my mom who died two weeks ago. And
48:46
then I thought
48:47
it wasn't until I looked through it that I went, there isn't a show.
48:50
This is all really fun bits
48:52
about fear of death. So that was that one.
48:56
The next one I purposely was writing about
48:58
my mom dying. And it was I wanted
49:00
to tell true stories, which I'd never done before.
49:03
I wanted it to be, I'd get better at telling stories
49:06
than the one after I wanted to get better at making
49:08
up a story and having them off believe it was true,
49:11
but no deep down it wasn't,
49:13
which didn't really work. It was a funny show was
49:15
a show I talked about earlier that I threw all in the bin. And
49:18
I feel it was me most funny
49:21
show like what Beybone's funniness, but
49:23
it was a bit of a letdown in that. I
49:26
think I wasn't good enough at having that bit
49:28
of going, but this isn't quite true. And I think
49:31
most people just believed it was true. And
49:33
what I'd actually done is written a story where I can have
49:35
it looking great, which wasn't the intent. And
49:40
then in the end I was correct. So like, oh, that's
49:42
good. Oh, it didn't actually happen. I
49:44
couldn't quite get it to.
49:47
So I did put a bit at the end where I sort of let
49:49
the air of the balloon and let them know that probably
49:51
wasn't true. But I never said it wasn't true.
49:54
I was a bit disappointed to be self in that way. But I think
49:57
in terms of the laughs, there were some bits
49:59
in it.
49:59
that I was like, I'm really, for sure
50:02
that came in kind of late or something. And that
50:04
gets us to the point where we are, which is that
50:06
last one was about just trying to be
50:09
honest and remove that fear from myself.
50:12
I've gone, hey, don't worry about I know I said a thing.
50:14
I'm not saying any more things you might disagree with. You
50:16
know, I want to remove that. Yeah. OK.
50:19
OK.
50:20
So so I suppose those what
50:23
that kind of suggests to me is
50:26
that's that kind of busy brain, that kind of resonance
50:28
quality that you were talking about earlier that I certainly
50:30
have as well, which is which
50:32
I sort of like you
50:34
see certain comics who work out who they are.
50:37
Yeah, do that. And they do another show.
50:39
Sarah Miffin, you mentioned, you know, brilliant, brilliant comic,
50:41
lovely person and very
50:44
hard worker. This is what I do. And
50:46
I'm going to do it about this. And then I'm going to do it about
50:48
this. And then I'm going to do it about this. And as
50:50
a result, consistency,
50:52
building a crowd, always delivering. Brilliant.
50:55
I certainly speaking for myself
50:57
way more restless than that. What do I want to do
50:59
with it? How am I going to win? It's like I feel like
51:01
I've got a shed full of half finished inventions. And
51:04
I feel that it's a little bit like what you've kind
51:06
of described in going through that rundown of your
51:08
shows and also. Yeah. And it's I
51:11
would say in terms of building an audience is has
51:14
not been a positive. I
51:16
don't know. Yeah. It's starting to happen
51:19
slowly, I think, at least around here. So
51:21
because I put yes, I do think
51:23
of you as someone who there's
51:25
a like there's a particular thing, like if
51:27
I saw your name amongst 15 comics
51:29
at the fringe and someone said, hey, who should I go and see? I
51:31
could suss them and go, yeah. But
51:35
certainly from last year's fringe, if they
51:37
found us in the past, they've forgotten. It
51:40
was a really, really hard.
51:43
But I think a lot of that was in fairness. I
51:45
found out later that I was pretty ill, pretty
51:47
serious, like more serious than I thought.
51:50
So I was finding it very difficult to even
51:53
build up the enthusiasm to
51:55
because that was the show I did that
51:57
you saw in November. I recorded in November.
52:01
And it was the same show but it wasn't as good because
52:03
I wasn't in the room in the way that
52:05
I always am. I was. Yes.
52:08
But also there are these other kind of
52:10
factors that, like I said when I say when we're beholding
52:13
the chaos, some of the factors are
52:15
year on year, more and more and more
52:17
acts.
52:18
Year on year, more expensive rents,
52:20
fewer punters in town or fewer punters who are going
52:22
to take a punt on a particular thing. I just
52:24
noticed it then when I said, oh, there's you and 10 comics on a board.
52:27
At Edinburgh it's you and 3,000 comics on a board. So how,
52:30
like without, because the way the festival
52:32
works is always changing, the way the fringe works is always changing
52:35
and the way that now
52:37
it's become the place where you sell
52:39
tickets to your social media followers rather
52:41
than the place where you build an audience necessarily. You
52:45
know, we're all happening
52:47
during that. It's like
52:48
that's the kind of the arc of the comet and
52:50
we're all kind of in it going, oh right, what do I, how
52:52
do I fit in, oh it's changed again. Yeah. Oh
52:55
it's always changed again, you know, and it's so easy
52:57
to look at that confirmation bias and looking at people
52:59
who appear to have done it well or got a successful
53:02
result from it
53:03
and going, oh, can I copy what they did? You go,
53:05
no, the comets already moved on. Done. Yeah.
53:09
And it's, I don't know if that's solvable and if it is solvable,
53:11
I don't think it's solvable so am I age. And by that
53:13
I don't mean
53:15
the industry's
53:17
moved on. I mean,
53:19
so yeah, people my age can do TikTok
53:21
and I've started doing TikTok, but I'm fully aware that
53:24
it's not natural in the way it is for someone who's 18. I'm
53:26
having to learn it like an old man used to have to learn
53:28
the internet and weed, like, oh you can't even send an
53:30
email. You
53:31
know, like it's
53:34
inevitable fighting against the tide, I guess, which
53:36
you can't fight against. It's,
53:40
it's,
53:43
what I worry I've come across, and this is genuinely
53:46
not the case, I'm really not bitter.
53:48
No, I don't even, I don't even know the question. And
53:51
I'm not jealous. I'm not like, but
53:53
I was. This, I think this is a thing
53:55
that's important to me to say that I think I've
53:57
had times of being jealous of people like.
53:59
I think we all have because inevitably
54:02
you start and then people who start after you, who you
54:04
may or may not rate become more
54:06
successful than you. That is just how it is. That is how
54:09
it is.
54:10
And I've seen people who've been going
54:12
longer than me, who that's eaten them
54:14
up and
54:15
it's eaten and I
54:17
can't do that. So
54:20
again, what I try really
54:22
hard to do now, and I think there'd be
54:24
a number of people who would vouch that I do try
54:27
to do this, is that I really try
54:29
to help people
54:30
because then you
54:31
can't get jealous because their success is part
54:34
of yours. Oh God, that's the
54:36
secret of this podcast. I
54:38
struggle terribly with jealousy and I think that's
54:40
a big part of why, I mean obviously
54:42
I like to help people. I love it when people go, oh
54:44
yeah thanks, I was on the show and loads of people turned up
54:47
in Edinburgh for example. But
54:49
part of it, yes, I think part of it is that. Hi guys, that would
54:51
be useful. Part
54:53
of it. And may I say you'll be promoted
54:55
to being a super goldsmith if Lee
54:58
tells me that you went to his show this year. That's
55:01
all I had.
55:01
But yeah, but precisely that's
55:04
good. That's a good thing. Jealousy is
55:06
a natural emotion to feel and processing
55:09
it not by becoming embittered but by helping
55:11
people, even if there's a tiny element of
55:13
like, because then I'll, I feel that they're,
55:15
you know, I can enjoy their success. I can enjoy that.
55:18
That's a much better way of framing it. And it is hard.
55:20
It is hard. Like I
55:22
always have pangs, even like with some of my best
55:25
friends, if I see them doing a thing that I'm not doing, of
55:27
course you have a woman who will go, oh for fuck's sake. But
55:30
then you go, well I'm glad it's them, not people
55:32
like you. I've read a fantastic
55:34
thing, a really good thought experiment
55:36
for coping with feelings of jealousy. If
55:39
you're jealous, I think I can't remember where I got this, if you're jealous
55:41
of someone, you have to think to yourself, okay,
55:43
well I can have that, but I have
55:45
to have their entire life forever.
55:48
All of it. I don't get to have my life anymore.
55:50
And I think as soon as you think that, you
55:53
sort of go, oh that's preposterous. You know, of course I
55:55
want my life. So I just don't get to have that
55:58
particular. Yeah. And like the truth is, it's, it's. that
56:01
position of going, I
56:03
should be working and making the most money
56:05
and doing all of these things every night, but I also always
56:07
want to be in with my wife watching the television. And
56:11
that's the thing that I think, the
56:13
thing that deep down, other than the rejection for your
56:16
stuff, has stopped me from
56:18
reaching out to various agents over
56:20
the years is that, oh
56:22
my God, I really like being at
56:24
home. I don't
56:27
want to be everywhere all the time. You want to make
56:29
the decisions yourself and you want to be able to say yes
56:31
and no to things as you would normally do.
56:33
So it's a big thing to then change.
56:36
And that's part of getting older in comedy, isn't it?
56:38
And getting used to the comfort
56:40
of your life, the acceptance. Exactly. Yeah. But
56:43
that combined with my current terror of
56:45
sending emails,
56:48
it's not a straightforward path
56:50
into the big clubs in that case. It's
56:53
not, which is why I've had
56:55
to accept that and I've sort of built my own sort of
56:58
thing, I guess. You know, like it's,
57:01
yeah,
57:04
there's loads
57:06
of ways I'd like to change, but it's
57:09
all a process. It's all a,
57:12
don't get us wrong. If any massive agents are
57:14
listening, give us a shot. We'll have a chat, but I don't
57:16
know if I want you. That's
57:19
good. Hard to get, hard to get. I like it. I
57:21
genuinely don't know that's the thing. I genuinely
57:23
don't. I want both sides and you can't have both sides
57:25
and that makes things difficult. Well tell me
57:27
about Felt Nout. Tell me what Felt
57:30
Nout is and why it's called Felt Nout.
57:32
And we've got to wrap up pretty soon. So give us the,
57:34
give us the part of history. Let's see. When
57:37
you say doing your own things and working on your own stuff, maybe
57:39
that's a good time to talk about it. Okay. This
57:41
is the thing more than anything
57:42
is more of it than me, community at the minute.
57:45
In that it's
57:47
very difficult thing to
57:50
explain, I guess, because it's
57:52
more exciting than I think I can make it sound to me.
57:55
So it's a, it's something we set up in
57:57
the pandemic, me and a few.
57:59
with our comics. So
58:02
once people might not know like John Gibson who
58:04
is a Neil Harris who around here and
58:06
by the way go and see Neil's Edinburgh show everybody it's
58:09
he's
58:10
he went from being a boy who had the worst preview
58:13
ever last year like believe me I was at
58:15
it it was horrible in 20 minutes of nothing to
58:17
write to in two months learning animation
58:19
so you could do a show where he
58:21
does a double act with a right-wing animated lion
58:23
who's been fired from seeing him as
58:26
a bite naked. Okay yeah so great great
58:29
yeah you've got okay called healthy it's brilliant
58:31
so um
58:33
so
58:34
we plus some comics people will
58:36
know like Gav Webster and Lauren Patterson came on board
58:38
and we sort of set up during
58:40
the pandemic a cooperative of and
58:43
the point is or any comic in the northeast can
58:45
join and most do um
58:48
so to get work from us you have to live in town
58:50
and we are County Durham and North Auckland it's very
58:52
strict yeah and this
58:55
is like if there's way more
58:57
great comics around here than people know because one of my favorite
58:59
things about comedy is the people who are brilliant
59:01
locally but don't care enough about it
59:04
so you just have these hidden gems and I look back. Is it
59:06
like an agency or a production company?
59:08
What it is no it's it's
59:10
it's legally a community
59:13
in rest company which means we have to do lots of work for the community
59:15
and the community is both the community of comedians
59:18
to improve our lot but also the community
59:20
on a wider and we're also
59:23
legally a cooperative so we're owned
59:25
by our members and we're the only one we think
59:27
of our time in the world and what we do
59:29
is
59:30
a lot of it's about cutting out the middleman in
59:32
comedy so you know the people who and these aren't all
59:35
bad people I'm not saying that but the
59:37
people that we give lots of money to for things that
59:39
we go what we can do this so for example
59:42
this comedian should do so much and we're lucky
59:44
in that we have got ones who work in business
59:46
we've got Neil who does tech so he does all the tech
59:49
stuff and he set up our own ticketing system
59:51
and things we've got Sammy Dobbins as a photographer
59:53
so we get acts for £10 a
59:55
year they first ever headshots so
59:58
we've got a day soon with
59:59
16 new acts who don't have headshots,
1:00:02
they're coming and getting them done and edited and they don't have to pay
1:00:04
a penny for it. And we
1:00:07
put on charity gigs. So
1:00:09
we did, we've done, we do gigs at
1:00:11
the time, see it here, we've gotten, which has allowed us to
1:00:13
book acting at the time,
1:00:15
see it, I would never do solo shows in the theater.
1:00:17
And so, so we've had on
1:00:20
international women's day, the last two years, we've done gigs
1:00:22
for rape crisis, Tyneside Northumberland,
1:00:24
who a friend of mine, the only
1:00:26
friend I still really know from my teenage age, Dawn works
1:00:28
for, and she went, can you help us out? We want to do a gig in a 40 seat
1:00:31
there. And I said, well,
1:00:32
let's see, let's see from the time theater. And
1:00:34
we did, and my two favorite
1:00:37
ever gigs, even though I wasn't on them, because there were just
1:00:39
gigs, female
1:00:40
standups living in the Northeast
1:00:42
doing them, some of them well known, some of them not well
1:00:45
known, but all brilliant. Like
1:00:47
in this year was so lovely. Like it was
1:00:49
hard in that we had to leave some off because the sun came
1:00:51
through like there's no room.
1:00:53
And you think we could, this could not have happened 10 years ago because
1:00:55
there was maybe four of them and two were decent. And
1:00:58
it's like, it's lovely to watch all these great
1:01:00
acts come through and watch people become
1:01:03
quote unquote stars to the local audience. So,
1:01:06
so it's the last Nicola Mantelios. I don't know if you
1:01:09
know who does a character called Zoe, who
1:01:11
is my favorite comedian, which is weird
1:01:13
because she's a friend, she's someone I've started with.
1:01:16
And I honestly think she's the best act in Britain
1:01:18
right now in our own, and it's extraordinary.
1:01:21
Go on, Nicola Mantelios. Yeah. Like
1:01:24
it does a character which I described to you wouldn't
1:01:26
sound as funny as it is. And she dresses
1:01:28
down, which I love, right? She
1:01:31
used to go on stage looking very beautiful and pretty, whereas
1:01:33
now she just, she looks a mess by all purpose.
1:01:35
And she does a character which sometimes, and I
1:01:38
have to defend off this, some people who don't know
1:01:40
this archetype think she's almost plain disabled.
1:01:42
She isn't. What she's playing is the
1:01:45
sort of women you get in Jarrow
1:01:47
council estates who are thick, but
1:01:49
certain of themselves. Okay.
1:01:52
So she's, which is the cleverest person in any room. It's
1:01:54
incredible because she looks and talks
1:01:56
as if she's stupid. So she, she does get
1:01:59
a lot of hecklers. then just kills him within a second.
1:02:01
She's like, you can't, you can't be. Okay. All right.
1:02:03
I look forward to that. And after her going on last
1:02:05
at this theatre show last year, because all the acts, even the
1:02:07
ones who won more experience, like Louise, not more experienced,
1:02:10
but had played big at gigs, Louise Yogan, Lauren Paterson
1:02:12
and stuff, when, no, she's got to go on last year's the best.
1:02:15
And it was lovely to watch them all at the side
1:02:17
of the stage, almost like children just watching. Oh,
1:02:20
yeah. Lovely. And then I'm just going, this is lovely. And when
1:02:22
she came on this year, it's the last act before the break. I've
1:02:25
never heard a buzz for an act like it. Like the whole theatre, I
1:02:27
was like, oh,
1:02:28
it's just been great to help build
1:02:31
a thing for these talented people on this scene who
1:02:34
can, who I think should have more. It's
1:02:36
like a cooperative
1:02:38
agency, but not quite
1:02:40
an agency, sort of a cooperative, self starting
1:02:44
collective basically. Yeah, but it's really
1:02:46
like, it's really sprinted
1:02:48
away with us. We thought we might get one monthly gig
1:02:50
somewhere. And people are coming all
1:02:52
the time. Like,
1:02:54
I had five venues
1:02:56
come on Friday and go, can we do a gig
1:02:58
please? And it's like, yeah.
1:03:00
But more than anything, it's
1:03:02
been lovely. They just watch,
1:03:04
like, I'm not going to pretend everyone in the Northeast best of friends,
1:03:06
let's not be naive, but everyone just mostly
1:03:09
go, I can see the benefit of this. But
1:03:11
in fairness, like I do give myself a
1:03:13
decent share of the word compare with them because I have to,
1:03:16
otherwise I can't afford to do it. Yeah.
1:03:18
But I don't think like without blowing my own,
1:03:20
I don't think there's any acts in the Northeast who don't think I'm
1:03:22
good enough to do it. It's not a case of like, I'll come
1:03:25
up with them because I'm shit. I think you would be one of
1:03:27
them anyway. You know, but we
1:03:30
work on like podcasts with people who are put every Friday,
1:03:32
every Monday together to make
1:03:35
podcasts with people who want to make them and just
1:03:37
loads of stuff. Patreon.com slash felt
1:03:39
now everybody,
1:03:39
please. Why felt
1:03:42
now, by the way, tell me why felt now. We tell
1:03:44
me why felt now and tell me briefly because I want
1:03:46
to the very last thing we've got, we've got about two minutes
1:03:48
left is I want to hear about your solo Royal Rumble.
1:03:50
So tell me why felt now because I need to know.
1:03:53
So what felt now was we wanted to have something that was resonant
1:03:56
of Jordy comedy, but not like we are with Kanye.
1:03:58
I hate all that. Oh, it's a Newcastle. Great.
1:03:59
Felt now was, do you remember the tube?
1:04:03
The TV show, the tube. Yes, there
1:04:05
was a very surreal, I think comedians almost push
1:04:07
it, but comedy odd thing called
1:04:09
Waver saw shave on that. It was also from
1:04:11
South Shields. He played
1:04:13
a Geordie stereotype character who would hit his name
1:04:15
with a hammer and go, oh, I felt that. So
1:04:18
he wanted to call it that because it was a bit punk-er. So
1:04:20
tell me then about your solo Royal Rumble.
1:04:23
Okay. And then I'll ask you if you're happier, then
1:04:25
we'll get out. Okay. Happiness fits
1:04:27
and starts. Royal Rumble.
1:04:32
So the Royal Rumble for those
1:04:33
that don't know, it's a 30 man wrestling match. And
1:04:35
the most famous one is the 1992 Royal Rumble, right? That
1:04:38
is the one that is just, it has just enough different
1:04:40
characters in, so they could all have recognizable costumes.
1:04:43
And I did it at a festival in Newcastle. I
1:04:45
doesn't exist anymore called Jeff's double, which was in a big tent
1:04:47
on the case. It was lovely. And I decided
1:04:49
I was going
1:04:51
to do, I said, can I do this? And I play all 30 characters
1:04:54
in that match. While
1:04:56
the entrance videos played, because some
1:04:58
people end up every minute and a half, roughly, the end, I got,
1:05:01
so I got 30 costumes and wrestled myself. I
1:05:03
set up a ring made
1:05:05
out of chairs and
1:05:08
a line from a washing line. And
1:05:10
it was, it wasn't until
1:05:12
I sort of got out there, the first cost, first two costumes and start wrestling.
1:05:15
And I thought, what do I actually do
1:05:17
for an hour and eight minutes while
1:05:19
the commentary plays over and the, the entrance bits
1:05:21
were fun. I could run off and that would get a big cheer. And
1:05:24
then I was like, but the wonderful thing was a lot
1:05:26
of my family came, right? That's not wonderful. Cause I
1:05:28
was like, this isn't my show. This is a different thing. And they went, why don't
1:05:30
you just do your show? I went, I'm doing this. And
1:05:33
there was a lovely bit where
1:05:35
I think I got them because I was being Rick
1:05:37
Flay at this point, right? That's me in
1:05:39
the Rick and I heard me. Granny say
1:05:41
to me, I'm, she went, I think he's going to
1:05:43
win.
1:05:45
Oh, oh, that's lovely.
1:05:48
You know what? People
1:05:52
have asked if I can do similar again in my health
1:05:54
is that such a case where the answer is no,
1:05:57
no, I can't. Absolutely not.
1:05:59
I've always wanted to do it as a one-off at the fringe, but
1:06:03
I'd have to perk up fitness-wise
1:06:05
quite a lot to do it again. Fair do's. Thank
1:06:08
you! Thank you, mate. It was really nice having you. It's
1:06:10
nice to pontificate, and I know I get rambly,
1:06:13
and for that I apologize.
1:06:15
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You
1:06:17
didn't pontificate any more than I asked you to. I'm
1:06:19
not so fuck used to. I'll see what I like. Yes, there
1:06:22
we go! You can't see anything these days with the walks.
1:06:25
The podcast has been a success, and we've
1:06:27
finally got to the real Lee Kyle.
1:06:29
We're going to join the
1:06:32
Patreon for Felton Out and support
1:06:34
that if we're in the North East and we want to support it. We'll take your
1:06:36
money from anywhere, honestly. Take the money from anywhere.
1:06:38
Your DMs
1:06:41
are open on Twitter at... is it I'm Lee Kyle? I'm
1:06:43
Lee Kyle. I'm Lee Kyle, and
1:06:46
your DMs are open for suggestions about your
1:06:48
rejection sensitivities for you. Also,
1:06:51
I forgot to mention, it's not on sale until June, and
1:06:53
I can't remember when it is, but it's April or May next year.
1:06:56
I've got a show at the Tide Theatre, and I don't have
1:06:58
the fan base for it, so please. Great,
1:06:59
lovely. It's one of me
1:07:02
pointless risks when I do two things a month. Very nice.
1:07:04
And that's LeeKyle.com?
1:07:07
I'mLeeKyle.com. I'mLeeKyle.com.
1:07:10
You think. He believes he knows the name of his website.
1:07:13
And finally, your Edinburgh show is called, is it England's Best
1:07:15
Comedian? England's Best Comedian, Patrey1245.
1:07:19
I'm sure it will be a sure buy then. Great.
1:07:22
Thanks, Lee. Thank you,
1:07:24
Stu. Thank you.
1:07:31
So that was Lee Kyle. 20 more minutes
1:07:33
with Lee on the content of Disco Twix,
1:07:35
some wrestling with gender identity
1:07:37
in his extremely gentle way. And
1:07:39
which is not to say the punchlines are gentle. The punchlines are
1:07:41
massive, but the warmth is so gentle. He's just such a twinkly
1:07:44
guy. I just love him to bits. So I
1:07:46
hope you will check out his show, England's Best Comedian
1:07:48
at the Edinburgh Festival this year. And my own show, of course,
1:07:51
is called Spoilers. And I don't believe
1:07:53
they clash, so why not make it a twofer? Speaking of Edinburgh, shall
1:07:55
we do, let's do Edinburgh chat at the Posthumble. For now, extra
1:07:57
bits. and
1:08:00
Bob's in the Insiders Club with all the extras from all
1:08:02
the shows that have had them. We currently have episodes
1:08:04
in the can for you with Lucy Beaumont, Gianmarco
1:08:07
Seraisi and Geoff Shaw as well, which
1:08:09
is an amazing comedy history
1:08:11
lesson. Also Johnny Pellan, which is wonderful.
1:08:13
I've got loads of people lined up and it's all systems
1:08:16
go. Right. That is
1:08:18
that for now. Catch up with Lee Kyle at
1:08:21
imleekyle.com and Twitter imleekyle.
1:08:23
Catch up with me at stuartgoldsmith.com and you can find
1:08:25
out all the bits and bobs I'm doing if you are in any
1:08:27
way connected to the corporate world. I can come and talk
1:08:30
to you about resilience from the point of view of comedians or
1:08:32
indeed a comic's view of the climate crisis
1:08:35
in which if you're a director of sustainability, I smuggle
1:08:37
in your climate messaging to my stuff. Nice,
1:08:39
right? So if you know anyone who has those kind
1:08:42
of roles, then send them my
1:08:44
way. Lots of stuff. If you check out, why
1:08:46
not check out Stuart Goldsmith dot com? It's so shiny
1:08:48
and I put so much work into it and like I've done
1:08:50
it in a very satisfying way. Like I've done it myself.
1:08:53
So if you haven't noodled around there, go and
1:08:56
noodle around there. I think you'll go, oh, look
1:08:58
at all this stuff. So that's nice. Right.
1:09:00
That's us. Extra stuff at
1:09:03
comedianscomedia.com slash insiders. And
1:09:05
I will post amble at you in just a moment after
1:09:08
this noise of a horse.
1:09:18
Old school post amble content
1:09:20
now. I drove to Falmouth and
1:09:22
back on, I'm going to say
1:09:24
Monday. Lovely room. If you're in Falmouth, go to
1:09:26
toast. I think it's called
1:09:28
is it called toast at Falmouth? That would kind of be
1:09:30
hateful. I think it's toast of Falmouth, which I think
1:09:32
is
1:09:34
better. But the room itself, you're
1:09:36
performing it. It's like a brilliant little it
1:09:38
feels underground despite not being underground. And
1:09:41
you're performing in front of a fantastic kind of graffiti
1:09:45
art
1:09:46
octopus with a monocle.
1:09:48
Yeah. Check out the Instagram post. That's Stuart Goldsmith comedy.
1:09:50
I mean, it's an absolutely beautiful place
1:09:53
with a really lovely crowd. And thank you.
1:09:55
I met a bunch of newer comics there who did kind of
1:09:57
there were some people doing open mics and stuff and then bless
1:09:59
their hearts. They all sat in the front row during my preview
1:10:01
and gaffored to the extent that it became
1:10:03
a challenge because I was kind of doing that
1:10:06
without wanting to tread on that Stuart
1:10:09
Lee mixed ability audience thing. It was one
1:10:11
of those situations where some people are loving it so hard,
1:10:13
you kind of wish they'd shut up a bit because, with
1:10:15
all due respect to you, lovely boys who I spoke to, you
1:10:18
kind of wish they'd pack it in or turn the volume
1:10:21
down a little bit because everyone else can sometimes
1:10:23
react if one group in the room is really
1:10:25
loving it, everyone else can sit back and go, well, come on, it's not
1:10:27
that bad. But nonetheless, very, very
1:10:29
satisfying. Although, and this
1:10:32
is sort of a warning really,
1:10:34
if you're in your 40s, don't, and
1:10:36
you're a comic or anyone doing long drives
1:10:39
in the middle of the night, don't forget that you're
1:10:41
in your 40s because I forgot
1:10:43
I was in my 40s and I drove from Bristol to
1:10:45
Falmouth and back and it took four hours and then
1:10:48
three hours forty-five because the road closes on the way back
1:10:51
and that's an insane amount of time to be driving
1:10:53
and I coped with it and I was safe and then I got
1:10:55
home and fell asleep and I woke up the next morning and I was so
1:10:57
sad I burst into tears. So
1:11:01
that's some old school. That's weird,
1:11:03
isn't it? We were talking about vulnerability
1:11:04
in this episode, but I think that
1:11:07
is some quite old school. I've
1:11:09
got a bit about this in the new show, maybe in the new
1:11:11
show, just about the membrane between
1:11:15
between realities. Right. Come with me
1:11:17
now on a four minute post-amble
1:11:20
head squeeze.
1:11:21
Do you know when
1:11:22
you're feeling pretty chipper and there's
1:11:25
maybe difficult stuff that you're coping with in
1:11:27
your life, but you're feeling chipper, so you're like, hey, I
1:11:29
can cope with this. Oh, that's a pain, but I'll deal with it later.
1:11:31
I'm OK. And so that
1:11:33
sort of feels like it equals being OK. And
1:11:36
then when you are
1:11:38
feeling very low, when all of your, you know, all of
1:11:40
your self-defined red flags
1:11:42
and alarm bells are going, oh, I'm behaving like this again,
1:11:45
that probably means I'm feeling sad. And you think
1:11:47
to yourself, oh, yes, I'm physically exhausted. That's
1:11:49
a big trigger for me. Of course, I'm sad. You
1:11:51
fight.
1:11:51
Do you find? Do
1:11:54
you find that you don't know which
1:11:56
is the real one? Because when you're feeling sad,
1:11:59
you don't think, oh,
1:11:59
well, I don't. I don't think, oh
1:12:02
well, you know, I've not slept enough so I'm feeling
1:12:04
sad so I'm not seeing all this straight. I
1:12:06
think this is the base reality. I
1:12:08
can't cope and the rest of the time I'm just pushing
1:12:10
through it but this is the reality I can't cope. Isn't
1:12:13
that weird? Isn't that annoying? I promised
1:12:16
you four minutes, there's a minute and a half, I think I've said everything I need
1:12:18
to say about that other than asking
1:12:20
you, do you do that too? Tweet me, unless
1:12:23
you're feeling too vulnerable. What did I put on Twitter
1:12:25
recently? Oh listen, oh no, I can't
1:12:28
say the thing I was looking at because it pertains to
1:12:30
a potentially massive, massively
1:12:34
important to me and this podcast,
1:12:37
guest, who I may have. I may have
1:12:39
someone I've been trying to get for years
1:12:41
but I of course I'm not gonna hex it. I may already
1:12:43
have hexed it, I think I told the Insider's Club on the Slack
1:12:45
app, the Slack channel that we have and already I'm
1:12:48
regretting that because I feel like I've hexed it but
1:12:50
I've got someone very very important to my
1:12:52
understanding of comedy and how it works and
1:12:56
I was researching them and I researched a thing
1:12:58
that they do, again I'm being woolly so you can't
1:13:00
work out who it is so I don't feel like I'm hexing it, God this
1:13:02
is pathetic
1:13:03
and in researching them I
1:13:05
got really sad and I think I
1:13:08
tweeted something like, it made me realise
1:13:10
that
1:13:12
so much of the time, because I'm
1:13:14
you know I'm a big fan of comedy despite
1:13:17
having arguably overdone it in my
1:13:19
interest in comedy, I'm a big
1:13:23
fan and yet
1:13:25
what I sort of realised is a lot of the
1:13:27
time I
1:13:30
watch comedy, I find it exhausting
1:13:32
to watch comedy because a part
1:13:35
of me is constantly comparing myself to
1:13:37
the comic, comparing my technique, my kung
1:13:40
fu to the comics kung fu, you know comparing
1:13:42
my place in the industry that doesn't
1:13:44
exist, comparing my success
1:13:47
to theirs, all of this stuff whereas you
1:13:49
know like we've said and thought about a million
1:13:52
times you can't just be jealous of someone,
1:13:54
what's that? It's a great technique I cribbed off someone
1:13:56
recently, if you find yourself being jealous of someone
1:13:58
think would you swap though? with
1:14:00
them forever. Would you permanently
1:14:02
swap? And as soon as you think about
1:14:05
it being permanent, you go, well no, of course
1:14:07
I want my kids and my wife and my life and
1:14:09
my life, but
1:14:12
nonetheless, it's still... it
1:14:14
just basically what I realised was I'm
1:14:17
just in the habit of exhausting
1:14:19
myself
1:14:21
by
1:14:22
constantly doing compare and despair.
1:14:24
Who was that? It was Emma Wilman. This came up in the
1:14:26
Facebook group recently and I couldn't remember who it was,
1:14:28
but it was Emma Wilman said in a recent episode, brilliant
1:14:31
episode, go back and listen to that one, she
1:14:33
said that she paid for some therapy and the therapist said,
1:14:35
well, compare and despair, and she walked around
1:14:37
going, god my god, this is the best therapist ever,
1:14:40
without realising that is a fairly tried and tested
1:14:42
thing to say.
1:14:44
So that... I can
1:14:47
see that logically, of course, that's nonsense,
1:14:49
it doesn't do me any favours, but I think I
1:14:51
don't notice the extent to which I'm comparing
1:14:53
and or despairing in the background, and
1:14:55
so I end up finding watching
1:14:57
comedy a lot of the time unpleasant
1:15:00
or painful or I... or rather than actively
1:15:03
deciding against it, I just kind
1:15:05
of opt out quietly without noticing why. Do you
1:15:07
do that? There must be things in your life where
1:15:09
you do that, you sort of realise, oh, if I'm honest with
1:15:11
myself, the reason I've done Behaviour's XYZ
1:15:14
or I've... I've omitted engaging
1:15:16
with thing... ABC,
1:15:19
is that you... I ran out of letters then, had to get back to
1:15:22
the beginning, um, is that you think
1:15:24
to yourself, I just...
1:15:26
you... you don't think to yourself, on some unconscious
1:15:28
level you could probably admit to yourself you
1:15:30
are... you are sort of subconsciously thinking, ah,
1:15:33
if I do that, I'm just going to spend the whole time going,
1:15:35
I'm not as good as this, so you don't bother doing it. What
1:15:37
a twat. There we go, that's my
1:15:39
new... that's my new self analysis
1:15:42
catchphrase. What a twat. Um,
1:15:45
well, there we are. That's closer to the
1:15:47
time I promised you, that arbitrary promise
1:15:49
I made, and I do recommend
1:15:51
you see Disco 2X. I really... it makes me smart
1:15:54
to think of it, I've a lovely warm feeling towards that.
1:15:56
I've said warmth about eight times, I think Lee's
1:15:58
warm. Um, so...
1:15:59
So, that's that. Yes,
1:16:02
right, more onwards and upwards, onwards
1:16:04
and sideways at least. More stuff,
1:16:07
more gigs, more previews, come and see them.
1:16:10
If you go to stuartgoldsmith.com slash
1:16:12
comedy there will be a link there
1:16:14
that you find the link tree which then blossoms with
1:16:16
all of the up-to-date previews which are, why
1:16:19
don't we just bloody say them while we're at it. All
1:16:21
of the, I can get to it in four, that was four
1:16:23
button presses and a bit of stalling. What
1:16:26
we have coming up is on the
1:16:28
13th of June, that's next week as I record
1:16:30
this, that's two North Down in London,
1:16:33
on the 28th I'm at Block in Plymouth and
1:16:35
then July the first time at Chippendom Comedy Festival,
1:16:37
that'll be brilliant, the second I'm in Bristol
1:16:39
at Red Catch Community Garden, that's a charity gig, the
1:16:42
fourth I'm in Exeter, the seventh I'm
1:16:44
in Swindon at the Hop-In, the ninth
1:16:46
I'm at the Comedy Crate Festival in Northampton, again an
1:16:48
amazing place to spend all day watching loads of preview
1:16:51
shows, the eleventh I'm in Leamington Spa
1:16:53
at the Lounge, the thirteenth the Comedy Box in Bristol,
1:16:55
fourteenth Cheltenham Laughter Hours, Oxford
1:16:57
Comedy Festival on the 15th, Bath Comedy Festival on the
1:16:59
17th of July, 18th I'm at Chops
1:17:02
in Bristol and the 19th I'm at Stooges
1:17:04
Comedy in London. So come
1:17:06
and see one of those. I think that is, that's, might
1:17:09
be too many, I don't want to overcook it but
1:17:11
it isn't cooked yet so you can't make the not
1:17:13
overcooking it decisions until it's cooked, that's
1:17:15
my advice to you. Next
1:17:18
weekend I'm going to attempt to make a vegetable
1:17:20
curry for 12 people which if you know me
1:17:22
at all you'll know is really outside
1:17:24
my wheelhouse but I'm leaning into
1:17:26
it as I grow in age and
1:17:29
attempt to
1:17:30
re-decide
1:17:31
who I am. Apparently I'm the
1:17:33
kind of guy that borrows a massive cruze
1:17:36
cooking pot and cooks a curry for an absolute
1:17:38
ton of people so I'll fill you in with that
1:17:40
as we go.
1:17:41
Bye for now.
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