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he will be i actually on the way here i saw him

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it ram man ah okay

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i see their you're not that big foot know knack

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for again judge or so yeah

1:07

buddy a move into well but regardless we

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have enacted the thunder don't

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protocols which don't

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remember exactly what we're supposed to do i think i

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think one of us where's chris it's weird the thunder

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viceroy okay literally the thunder dot

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the i was bring humongous into in he's not

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you were tina turner i you know nothing

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humongous it's the big dude with the when the little

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with another glass or master blaster

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burgers that i

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think chris i think to this

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and he just can hit

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off the shake his head really bad but i say

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our , to i go i'll feel better

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by you to he just laughed and disappointments

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so he also do a book

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part of why since it's just since it's we have like

1:53

a batman vicki vale vibe going on

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here memory in the bear ma'am

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of were him as a gazelle on a day in their across

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the lawn table and it's just like can

2:01

you pass the salt yeah that was way

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, there yeah but we're not that far apart

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know where or what a good like six and a

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happy yeah actually i it without

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chris being in the middle it's weird to realign honestly

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aren't you were going to take christmassy and then we'd

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be like close buddies but decided

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no i'm going to fucking just assumed my regular

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station a million miles fucking

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we're like strangers in the room i know room have to

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other that are against it i'm just saying but then all or

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nothing against these people they shouldn't the

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think the key for it there's any sense

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week robber oh i'm so

7:12

stoked on this because you never talk about it

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either way you losers' read about this case

7:19

and fucking cause expand well i'm like dude

7:22

do you are going to believe was about to happen next

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who the fuck that the seats in the gods aligned

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we're talking about the blue by he

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year the dead of night during

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the summer of nineteen forty seven

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in

7:37

the midst of one of the most

7:39

monumental flaps in

7:41

the whole history a young cause

7:44

the carter was rounding up his livestock

7:47

when he was blasted back

7:49

by a mini side clone created

7:52

by impaired flying saucer

7:54

what happened next is not

7:56

we wanted the strangest close encounters

7:59

am the book but one that was

8:01

very nearly lost to you ufology

8:04

yes nice or

8:06

maybe i mean to say clones gone with

8:08

the when we follow je me

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cause it

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the lifestyle

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is marsha you know as

8:17

, as i was younger and with this

8:20

we get the midst do i do midst

8:22

amidst node standard and close

8:24

i see that it's easiest wouldn't say like the midst

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with their extraordinary research now

8:51

as were want to do on occasion hydro

8:53

little contextual history

8:55

bobby

8:58

nineteen forty seven was a banner

9:00

year for you follow g one that began

9:02

with a literal back

9:04

june twenty first captain harold doll

9:06

was sailing in the puget sound your mori

9:08

island when he and his crew claimed to

9:10

have been attacked by six soaring

9:13

doughnut shaped object one

9:15

of which began to spew a molten

9:17

slag like materials that broke

9:19

one of the sailors arms and killed the dog

9:22

aboard the ship jesus christ that

9:24

a lot this this case it case lot

9:27

or though widely

9:29

published at the time this case involving

9:32

men in black the f b i

9:34

the jfk assassination and

9:36

the tragic death of to military pilots

9:39

would get lost in the you for logical shuffle

9:41

eventually becoming one of the most disturbing

9:43

and controversial of it's ill we're

9:46

going to say that one for later we need this

9:48

is a definite must do and it has been so

9:50

it's considered by a lot of people house but i think

9:52

there's really good reasons to think

9:55

that i'm legitimately happens and

9:57

it gets so complex and convoluted

9:59

involves

9:59

many different aspects of that

10:02

just a paranormal world but conspiracy world

10:05

that are we going table attacks that's not

10:07

what we're here now where that's memorial in the

10:09

coming back coming back baby become a back

10:11

three days later aviator

10:13

and businessman kenneth arnold you

10:15

know what's coming next time while flying is private

10:17

plane some seventy miles southeast of mori

10:20

island near mount rainier

10:22

on june twenty fourth making forty

10:24

seven claim to smite a series

10:27

of nine metallic crescent shaped object

10:29

traveling at speeds of at least one thousand

10:32

two hundred miles per hour over

10:34

the cascade mountain as

10:36

going to become the seminal sighting

10:39

of the modern you thought your of when a reporter

10:41

covering this account used but

10:43

did not coin as as popular we misconstrued

10:46

the phrase flying saucer for

10:48

bet forever excuse me and betting it

10:50

in the nomenclature a pop culture so

10:53

it was used before way back even in the thirties

11:02

then just weeks later on july

11:04

fifth nineteen forty seven came

11:06

the big daddy of you iphone

11:08

countered the , on which

11:11

in many ways the modern popularity

11:13

of the whole phenomenon hinges a

11:15

legendary roswell incident if

11:18

you are listening to the podcast then you

11:20

know the tail inside and out with

11:22

by any chance you're just dipping your toe

11:25

into the wonderful world of you follow

11:27

g the just is that a man

11:29

by the name of w w mack

11:31

brasil reported that on

11:34

identifiable debris likely

11:36

the result of a crash was strewn across

11:38

his remote branch in corona new mexico

11:41

representatives of the roswell army airfield

11:44

investigated and collected materials

11:46

whereupon the unbelievable happened

11:49

on july eight nineteen forty sevens

11:51

they released a statement claiming that the us

11:53

military have recovered a quote unquote flying

11:56

disc

11:57

what we were trapped in the press release

11:59

claiming

11:59

there that the crashed object was a conventional

12:02

when i'm alone but i witnesses both

12:04

civilian and military insist

12:07

that not only with an alien vehicle recovered

12:09

that day but it's inhuman pilots

12:11

both dead and quite a while

12:14

were found at the scene

12:16

thousands of hours of documentary footage

12:18

and entire libraries have been dedicated

12:20

to this crucial and contentious case

12:24

don't you know prevalent a deal with this one it's

12:26

going to be eleven parts everyone else has

12:28

done a i'm , here in the little

12:30

skeptical about it i know it's kind of i am infuriates

12:33

and the i know it's of or those things like a

12:35

duplicate like

12:39

to me it's to it's it's much

12:41

more interesting but it's only about seven and a half

12:43

miles away from degrees and shit i'm sick

12:45

of hearing about are now same so

12:47

no es maybe we can find

12:49

a fantastical angle that no one's ever

12:51

really like and oh hell yeah they're

12:53

be one thing but like yeah this of on par

12:55

academic break down it we might die

12:58

oh honestly that we we don't

13:00

have our replacements in line at real

13:02

close box i can't read honey five fucking

13:04

books and no one's been part

13:06

it's our money well

13:09

nineteen forty seven between june

13:11

and july

13:12

fucking epic

13:14

the pic

13:15

fucking a verb for the for you've already

13:18

totally

13:19

but while at least two out

13:21

of the free aforesaid events have garnered

13:23

you from logical celebrity status and

13:26

be polemic mori island incident is an

13:28

up and comer he's scrappy little bastard

13:31

there is another virtually unknown

13:33

encounter that occurred during the thick of america

13:35

as might just u f o flap but

13:37

one of the main reasons this counted against

13:40

to reach the world at large was due to

13:42

the fact that it took place behind the iron

13:44

curtain and what with them because

13:46

iq soviet socialist republics

13:49

one of the trans continental constituent

13:51

republics of the soviet union which

13:53

on december tenth nineteen ninety one

13:56

was rebranded the republic of kazakhstan

13:59

after the fall

13:59

the european communist

14:02

the days early nineties do in actually

14:04

speaking of cast and we do pretty well

14:06

me i tunes charts over there so what i can't

14:08

say oh yeah i enjoy

14:10

this and of y'all are yeah man says

14:12

won't roll back yard to get local

14:14

boy makes good tell us their distinctive

14:17

a sport

14:18

no by nineteen forty seven the communist

14:20

regime had been in power for just over a decade

14:23

the rural expansion they were

14:25

excuse me the rural expanse a

14:27

bad mood nestled in the centrally

14:29

located at molar regional

14:31

kazakhstan have remained virtually

14:34

unchanged with the exception of being forced

14:36

to join collect it was that is to say

14:38

independent farmers had to join communists collectives

14:41

where they all worked at you know that holds for

14:44

socialism i let a lot of socialist policies

14:46

but for socialism is a nightmare with

14:49

farmers going about their daily business business

14:52

of harvesting crops and tending to the lifestyle

14:55

it would be in this remote agrarian

14:57

area in late june of nineteen

14:59

forty seven that one of the most phenomenal

15:02

close encounters of that already pretend

15:04

to summer took place

15:07

before midnight on the evening and question

15:09

and eighteen year old herdsmen named alexis

15:12

were mana which idea was

15:14

on his horse circles what that

15:16

we know the horse's name awesome name serco

15:19

i love it grazing some balls and horses

15:21

in an isolated pastor outside but

15:23

moot when without warning

15:26

a circular pattern why the ground

15:28

in the field

15:30

the young man's confusion instantly

15:32

transformed into terror as a micro

15:34

tornado abruptly about erupted

15:37

in the center of the brightly lit circle the

15:40

animal scattered in a panic is alexis

15:42

was reared back stunned by the

15:44

spontaneous pokemon

15:46

suddenly the noise of the whipping

15:48

wind was overcome by the deafening sound

15:50

of metallic not emanating

15:53

from above

15:54

lucky's eyes followed the vortex skyward

15:57

and he was astonished to see that the maelstrom

15:59

was being

15:59

formed at the base of a massive

16:02

discreet or objects that looked

16:04

to be over eighty feet in diameter

16:06

and his bed not yet like a mini a

16:08

mini nato yeah for the you look at be

16:10

like ah of wine bottle thing saw

16:13

his sized i know dine out

16:15

you know it's rather it's late you know your tendon

16:17

the shit it's all good your word about wolves

16:19

and fucking maybe whatever the fuck else is out there

16:22

and then you get them get them the fucking

16:24

tornado and it leads to with eighty fucking

16:26

foot not small no not breathing

16:29

actually well this is gonna be a

16:31

day

16:32

the is will be a day like dot

16:34

damage or night as a case may be here

16:37

in , would soon become a common hollywood trope

16:40

the teenager claim that the self illuminated

16:42

object resembled quote too

16:44

deep saucers join together with a transparent

16:47

dome on top and quote alexi

16:49

noted that the skin at the desk with silvery

16:51

and polish to a mere like seen

16:54

that reflected the swirling grass beneath

16:56

it and then a head for prop

16:58

like landing landing legs

17:01

protruding from it's base that were telescoping

17:04

up and down at regular intervals

17:06

to get married to go and aren't you want a

17:08

marketer it

17:10

is all mouth ai

17:14

our guys get together come on he

17:16

also noticed he large cylindrical

17:18

nozzle like protrusion that extended

17:20

approximately sixteen feet from the bottom

17:23

of the craft of had craft the

17:25

rotating flame like one

17:27

the rubble and of it not necessarily

17:30

a flame okay i think that this is combustion

17:32

base the you know transportation but

17:34

it gave off a reddish yellow light so

17:36

far so we got to classic you are fall

17:39

within the that , apparently

17:42

scupper sixteen foot waited nozzle

17:44

dangle down in these fucking oscillating telescoping

17:47

legs since it's inside october

17:49

and it's going to getting more

17:51

reveal getting more nice it

17:53

was then the drover realized that

17:55

the flying machine was wobbling and the air

17:58

according to patrick gross quote

17:59

the disc seem to be unstable

18:02

as if it's flight control mechanism have been

18:04

damaged and unable

18:06

to maintain of or a horizontal

18:08

position and folks

18:10

luckily braced himself convinced

18:12

that the flying saucer was about to crash before

18:15

his i ought seemingly

18:17

against all odds the occupants of

18:19

the aerial transport managed to overcome

18:21

their mechanical difficulty

18:22

and

18:25

one hundred eighty blinding searchlights

18:27

popped on as the saucer touchdown

18:30

right in front of the squinting alexi

18:32

faggot the late show to go

18:35

the team could only stare at all when within

18:37

a few seconds of landing a circular

18:40

hatch opened in a ladder descended

18:42

from the base of the day

18:44

the moment the rounded aperture unsealed

18:46

or what he claimed that he could hear the sounds of quote

18:49

metal clanking from the inside

18:51

of the vehicle

18:53

the herders fluently slid off his

18:55

faithful steed and let him behind some

18:57

shrubs and order to watch happening without

18:59

being spotted by the obviously

19:02

alien interlopers

19:04

later touch the ground three

19:06

hulking humanoid figures descended

19:09

to the earth the first two stood nearly

19:11

ten feet tall jesus

19:13

and to alexis i they looked almost

19:15

like twins he , that the

19:17

mask human beings had unnervingly

19:20

elongated faces with high

19:22

forehead long noses thin

19:24

lips and large eyes that seem

19:26

much rounder than those of their human counterparts

19:29

it's something around still

19:31

be drawing a dot like yeah

19:33

i also vaguely reminds me and i know it

19:35

made this reference many times to the final

19:38

faith in the original encourage i think

19:40

to the original star trek that blue

19:42

dome headed creature with a big round eyes

19:45

in the long used to haunt

19:47

the fuck outta me it reminded me of us

19:50

that the person in edvard munch

19:52

as the scream as little member probably just as

19:54

it were bald and scared me night

19:57

that kind of vague impression i got

20:01

their skin wasn't a serial bluish

20:03

gray and they were clad head to toe

20:05

in skintight overall made of a reflective

20:07

silver material that covered everything

20:10

but their faces

20:11

the wake we panic each rover then

20:13

noticed that the colossal creatures all

20:16

had some kind of quote sophisticated

20:18

device suspended on their chest area

20:20

and quote minds we will have around

20:22

have little bit yeah smidgen network

20:25

remind me go back to veronica little bit later

20:28

not only because of the russian connection

20:30

obama discussion about

20:33

the third entity to defend the latter resembled

20:35

the first to the same skin color

20:38

the same round eyes but with some decided

20:40

differences

20:42

the first and most notable being that

20:44

while the other two figures were huge by

20:46

human standards this man was

20:48

positively masted tonic standing

20:51

at a height of over thirteen feet

20:53

on the wonder that he needs such ship

20:55

you know i want to see his i want to see

20:58

a tag team of ads like a highway may

21:00

, between the verandas the a belo

21:02

horizonte cyclops oh yeah that were

21:04

also wicked tall of these dude and

21:07

these fucking blue behemoths mad that the

21:09

w w e in outer space were

21:11

were yet better and gives you

21:13

a are fucking whatever was the good ship back

21:16

in the days that would be a dope ladder

21:18

match intergalactic wrestling why

21:20

why don't we get space cable come on merde

21:23

okay thirteen fucking thing

21:26

this broad shouldered giant looked older

21:28

than his comrades he was clad in the

21:30

same overalls as the smaller beings but

21:32

with what seemed to be a kind of apron

21:34

over it and only that

21:37

was set in a store x suggest the

21:39

chest area the second key difference

21:41

was that he had brown haired shutting help from

21:43

under his head covering and covering and

21:45

thick mass of dense brown beard

21:48

that cascaded over his barrel like

21:50

chest so he's a big old fucking

21:52

young sandal looking monster

21:55

blue are a cool thirteen foot blue do

21:57

the the old beard there you go

21:59

the

21:59

supergiant who actually straightaway

22:02

recognize to be the leader of the crew marked

22:05

orders at his subordinates alexi

22:07

could see that he had quote unquote even

22:09

white teeth so , good

22:11

as they are better than i do dental hygiene yeah asia

22:14

one of the younger beings clearly upset

22:16

by their predicament of being stuck in a primitive

22:18

planet with a broken spaceships began

22:20

mumbling and crime ah

22:23

but the appear to be he must would have none

22:25

of it he shouted had his adjunct

22:27

in an almighty voice and even

22:29

though alexi could not understand could not of what he

22:32

was saying the meaning was clear

22:34

your shit together i'm

22:36

, a cosmic level we all know

22:39

that you don't need to go

22:41

there are no issue though cosmically

22:43

throughout the universe you know there's some there's

22:46

some mannerisms and some tones like ya

22:48

gotta get your shit together yeah let's go

22:50

lecture nice be universal language zag

22:53

love that's secondary yeah

22:56

the cheese and crew member quickly quieted

22:58

and joined his partner and making repairs

23:01

to the saucer

23:03

the team's attention was abruptly grabbed

23:06

he quote melodic vibrating

23:08

found and quote

23:09

when he glanced up he could see that it's

23:12

source was the transparent

23:14

dome a top of the craft being automatically

23:16

lifted

23:17

well actually noticed that it appeared to be made as were

23:20

very strong crystaline material

23:22

that he could not identify and he assumed

23:25

that they were raising it in order to initiate

23:27

the repair procedure at

23:29

this point the leaders spoke into an instrument

23:32

that resembled a microphone which was evidently

23:34

attached to the monolithic matter

23:37

the responding voice struck alexi has been

23:39

decidedly feminine but he

23:41

could not confirmed the supposition as

23:43

the fourth member of the crew remained on

23:45

board the vehicle for the duration of the event

23:49

sealed by the bush alexi watched

23:51

in wonder as the giant stood between his

23:53

underlings while they toiled away at

23:55

the damaged machine

23:57

it's likely that his fear was beginning

23:59

to

23:59

the way as he was growing used

24:02

to the fact that the human race with not alone

24:04

in the universe

24:05

maybe he even imagine what might happen

24:07

if he made first contact with the alien

24:09

species

24:11

whenever he was thinking there's one

24:13

thing that's for sure he

24:18

without warning serco emitted

24:20

an ear splitting snore and stepped

24:22

out of the cover of the shrubs god

24:25

did oh god damn america

24:27

owes galloping horse goddamn horse

24:29

alexi froze petrified with

24:31

fear the aliens immediately stop

24:34

with the were doing aimed and unseen instrument

24:36

and shot and greenish beam of light in the

24:38

use direction how beam weapons

24:41

harry giving him the distinct impression

24:43

that he'd been photographed which may

24:45

be just the best guess i'm happy moment full

24:47

body dna scared he might have been fucking

24:49

single fucking knows what order products and

24:51

eight episodes are at are molecular lion

24:54

and rebel better than before they're

24:56

going off

24:57

no

24:58

realizing that the jig was up alexey

25:01

stepped out of the shadows grabbed his horses

25:03

rains and stared up at the gargantuan

25:06

humanoid for their part the

25:08

blue being seen both curious and amused

25:10

by the presence of these strange tiny

25:12

creatures it

25:14

was then that then leader look directly into

25:16

a lexi's eyes with this one lately

25:19

you'd orbs and in and telepathic

25:21

voice began speaking

25:24

not clear of the being communicated to alexi

25:26

in his own language or thought transference

25:28

required know literal translation

25:31

either way the teenager was able to understand

25:33

every word

25:35

the jury admonished the young man for hiding

25:37

rather than greetings i'm like just to

25:39

his homework now boy here we go

25:41

but despite the started as of a silent

25:44

voice alexi could see that his eyes

25:46

be laid eggs a quote kindness

25:48

and understanding and quote despite

25:51

a sphere alexi who was no stranger

25:53

to hardships was ashamed by ashamed

25:55

rude behavior and immediately said immediately

25:58

invite you to eat

25:59

might be hungry

26:01

i know what hunger is from my child how

26:03

jesus ah right

26:05

impressed by his hosts sudden

26:07

change of demeanor the immense being

26:09

responded

26:10

see i see you are small

26:13

but brave

26:15

the leader then informed alexi that

26:17

the reason that they had landed was because their

26:19

ship had been struck by lightning which damaged

26:21

their fleet control mechanism

26:23

he then pointed to his horse and ask

26:26

who's that's not

26:28

, that everything is said

26:30

she and other things equal who is your friend

26:33

does introduce us to your four legged friend

26:35

who's ne to which the proud herdsmen

26:37

responded that's my horse serco

26:41

serco the aliens bombastic

26:43

the meaner than diminished ever so slightly

26:46

as he told alexi that he was afraid of horses

26:48

and asked snape times speak

26:51

to him alone how does a guy free of horses

26:53

i don't fucking know he's like as he's a horse

26:55

he's afraid of horses he sees a horse likes

26:57

who's this oh that's a horse i'm afraid we're

27:00

to death odd as a weird or yeah i'd

27:02

maybe it was just how that was britain

27:05

maybe it was just like ah

27:07

or it sir i'm i'm kind of afraid of this thing okay

27:09

maybe it looks like something dangerous from a planet

27:12

they've been to before i mean let's be honest

27:15

compared you are olic like a wolverine

27:17

were gigantic more not going to fucking route

27:19

now you know so for all he knows

27:22

circa was a fucking death machines stair

27:25

, for all we know he might be right state

27:27

should be if it death machine

27:29

it like have

27:32

anybody stay over here checks

27:34

obligingly alexi tied circles

27:36

rope to a nearby branch whereupon

27:38

the monumental man was arrested him off

27:41

of the ground carried him over

27:43

to the saucer and sat him on the rim

27:45

of the craft like a little tiny toddler

27:48

alexi was so close to the creature that he could

27:50

hear his heart beating and as chance

27:52

that they are that at were just

27:54

little kid with a dad but it's weird when you're a

27:57

young adult essence of the an alien

27:59

it is weird

27:59

as a waiter began to speak the you

28:02

suddenly noticed a predator skulking

28:04

near the edge of the illuminated area

28:06

and excitedly exclaimed look

28:08

a wolf oh boy without missing

28:10

a beat the giant raised his hand and fired

28:13

poked some kind of thunderous beams

28:15

that killed the wolf instantly still

28:18

smokes was just like this was a

28:20

was you pick a

28:22

, that the the

28:25

of a forces on a yeah i did you

28:27

know i mean is poor the poor wolf

28:29

just you notice little will pause last summer

28:32

not a movie theater when i saw yet

28:34

it is that injuries are like oh

28:36

damn i well sure it

28:38

will squeal plus oh god

28:41

yeah

28:42

what we have found by the sudden burst

28:44

of violence alexi decided to move

28:46

off subject and as know either where he

28:48

was from

28:49

the bearded blue skinned being

28:51

merely pointed skyward and said from

28:53

there

28:54

there he did the very distinct location

28:57

of their where they come from

28:59

not wanting to waste this likely once in a

29:01

lifetime opportunity to pick the brains of interstellar

29:04

adventurers alexi then brought

29:06

out the big guns and asked point blank

29:09

there a god

29:12

the i mean you do that

29:14

if you're there you're like ice as

29:16

the big questions yeah i mean are who else

29:18

is going to have yet these guys

29:20

the which the leader answered noncommittal

29:22

he a god

29:24

maybe

29:25

wonder if they're agnostic enough

29:27

hello man through your personal

29:29

choice but i mean you know i'm here

29:31

to tell you we were not missionaries ferguson

29:34

was when i heard on to preach are provocation

29:36

find your own way for and the giant

29:38

then asked alexi what he was doing and such

29:40

a remote area alone

29:45

what has job to make

29:47

sure that the balls and horses were well fed

29:50

it was then that the curious team decided to

29:52

take a chance and asked if he might be able to take

29:54

a look inside the crap surprisingly

29:57

the leader agreed to let the diminutive earthling

29:59

m

29:59

the tour who

30:02

lexi of the blue behemoth climbed

30:04

up the ladder and into the underside of the

30:06

craft a merging into a long

30:08

corridors with powering ceilings

30:10

and frame like walls that

30:12

last part is a quote

30:14

the cannot explain what that means all i could think is

30:16

may be you to see the outline of

30:18

it like it i like of

30:19

but the body of a wall but like clear

30:22

panels on open spaces i'm not

30:24

sure

30:25

the inquisitive young man's marveled

30:28

at the epic space but he only managed

30:30

to walk a few feet into the vessel before

30:32

he was suddenly overwhelmed by a blast

30:35

of intense heat followed by a wave of

30:37

nausea realizing that something

30:39

was amiss the leader telepathically

30:41

told the team to come here alexi

30:44

stumbled backwards collapsing into

30:46

the jimmy's tree trunk arms whereupon

30:48

arms whereupon black i get you close

30:51

the core brother to close in

30:53

age

30:53

the human can't do like black sphere man you

30:55

must to handle that in one hour nadu

30:58

alien to are not good near near

31:00

it's a good for our bones and dna no

31:03

attempt cause cancer but not good at

31:05

least i can forgive me you know nausea

31:07

and falling unconscious national

31:10

another super magnet start to god

31:12

god danny's magnus how do they work

31:15

when alexi awoke it took him a moment

31:17

together his bearings he looked

31:19

up and realize that the leader had placed

31:22

him on the ground not far from where the

31:24

twins were repairing the us

31:26

whether unable or unwilling to move

31:29

the herders spent the remainder of the night

31:31

sitting on the grass watching the creatures

31:33

work

31:34

the aliens remote pieces of the whole

31:36

alexi could see that the quote

31:39

inner structure of the craft appeared to be

31:41

very complicated and filled

31:43

with sophisticated equipment he

31:45

has i mean yeah it's at the i

31:47

know i mean that swimming is going through dimension

31:49

slashed the cosmos yet as a gathered

31:52

tears apart some pumped like shit pumps for

31:54

a living like this would be awesome a big

31:56

do have no let me see he

31:59

would you go get em here was going on

32:01

any i wouldn't think that always been my mind i'm

32:03

actually a guy who's inclined to

32:05

believe a lot of what bob was are has told

32:07

and lot of rain ended up paying off and the and

32:09

and he seems to have suffered a lot in a fee as

32:11

a whistle blower that was paid by the government to be

32:13

a whistleblower i'm then he

32:15

still had to suffer and go through loads of

32:17

shit to be that guy yeah but whatever

32:19

it is and always been my mind because everyone

32:22

knows into science almond decides i'm just not good

32:24

at fucking math physics or science but

32:26

fucking but everyone i know what into it like passionately

32:28

wants know morse how do you blew a chance

32:31

the work with these incredibly technologies

32:33

even though you're compartmentalize to spark and

32:35

you can't really move us like how do you blow that

32:37

opportunity just because

32:39

you want to fucking tell people that israel i

32:42

mean the dude before lazard blew

32:44

up because he took a torch i might

32:46

john to a part of the ship in it they

32:48

blew up on i'm allegedly colorado for

32:50

that everything's allegedly as have club yeah

32:53

man aren't well you know that is that once in a lifetime

32:56

opportunity man inner structure am inner see

32:58

how it works limbs and gear drives in there was

33:00

going on or jab you'd want pg one

33:02

know do i'd be fascinated and

33:04

terrified yeah be cool man

33:06

yeah definitely is despite

33:08

the leaders once friendly demeanor none

33:11

of the long faced creatures are trust

33:13

alexi again and he had no

33:15

idea what had happened to him

33:17

inside the saucer stack and like

33:20

ours give this guy but cancer save

33:22

for the fact that he was for some reason

33:24

convinced that they had implanted into

33:26

my and sign of him as

33:30

long before implants aspects but

33:32

then again we have lost recalled

33:36

why he thought this was not reported

33:38

perhaps that was part of their plan all

33:40

along oh boy i'm a i can't help i'm always

33:43

a guy most sinister

33:45

side sometimes maybe little bit cynical

33:47

i want to think positive thoughts

33:49

maybe they were trying to tempt him in there so

33:51

they could guess maybe not even for nefarious reasons

33:54

but jones is easier do our side

33:56

you know i mean you can you can you can lose

33:58

vaporize a wolf euro you know

34:00

the certainly could have just made him go in there you're

34:02

scared of a horse so maybe it was an accident

34:05

you know but once he was unconscious maybe

34:07

they took full advantage of the like i'll do

34:09

the little tiny guy has passed off as you get too close

34:11

the course i was tired com mais

34:13

well you know a guys you know what we're here

34:15

why not mm to the health they're

34:18

not going anywhere he suggests you

34:20

asshole taken too long in the flux capacitor

34:22

gonads raymond ah

34:24

i'll care for his back to the future

34:26

after their long night of toil the

34:28

prodigious beings we entered the craft

34:31

but not before intentionally or

34:33

not leaving behind a small

34:35

cross shaped fragment of mental mental

34:37

mental i for up as soon as

34:39

the giants clambered inside their eighty for craft

34:41

the vehicle began to rise up off of the

34:43

ground and the telescoping legs

34:45

retracted

34:47

wix scurried for cover as

34:49

he watched the vessel sworn to the sky

34:51

and vanish and mere seconds leaving

34:54

behind market behind the soil which

34:56

indicated that indicated heavy object to come to

34:58

write in the past year

35:00

the moment the desk disappeared alexi

35:02

rushed over and scooped up the metallic

35:04

arctic artifact nice smart move

35:07

we material a mislead

35:09

tool for a gift from is unexpected

35:12

guest the team can only speculate

35:15

and for reasons unknown the huntsman

35:18

like pearson fretter would

35:20

do years later with his own

35:22

alien artifact

35:23

read the object at the edge of the greasing

35:26

feel don't ever buried do to

35:28

keep it man why do so many

35:30

contact useless abductees

35:32

that's part of not of the typical grail

35:34

but of the you know the

35:37

prophet fucking you know fucking

35:39

interactive weird voting

35:41

you know i'm , a

35:43

branch of you biology that they're

35:45

given fucking these proof positive

35:47

that aliens exist allegedly and

35:50

they constantly concealment the worst

35:52

case is worst multi tool yeah i must

35:54

warn other gotta get other whole fucking allen

35:56

renters i do not

35:58

in l a wrench in a hammer a drill of

35:59

kinds of things all at once managed to predict

36:02

a little tiny thing or just a little slag what's

36:04

behind the fuck knows what are the roof of

36:06

something but keep it with you put on a i

36:08

dunno chain or something where you're you're the

36:10

only one ever did bright by fucking an alien

36:12

gift was fucking johnny pancakes

36:14

who fucking to yeah the cardboard

36:17

[unk] pancakes that are fucking

36:19

someone's aside you ,

36:21

alien pancakes you eat one yes

36:23

and one decide they're just the fucking way

36:25

it ought to be done in a oh no this guy's

36:27

bearing all these other mother fuckers they

36:29

don't know how to treat the evidence they

36:31

don't they don't they

36:34

never do it is

36:36

claimed to have had the intention of returning

36:38

for at a later date

36:40

unfortunately that day would never com jesus

36:45

waxy more than exhausted by

36:48

is incredible on spiering

36:50

adrenaline pumping illness

36:52

inducing encounter realized

36:54

that he still had a job to do and do to

36:56

flee gathered his dispersed animals and

36:58

returned

37:00

where the teenager immediately began

37:02

telling the other farmers would he had experienced

37:05

and even convince some of them to accompany him

37:07

back to encounter

37:13

the likely skeptical the men could

37:16

not deny the proof before their eyes

37:18

something have tremendous eyes and we had

37:20

left a clear impression and the ground

37:23

mormons were more fascinated and frightened

37:25

by the site before that not only

37:27

because of the implications of intergalactic

37:29

visitors but also likely

37:31

due to the fact that the rural agrarian

37:34

wanted to do everything in their power

37:36

to not bring down on themselves the

37:39

attentions of the supreme soviet

37:41

of the classic as as are

37:44

also known as

37:46

the supreme council that definitely

37:48

sounds like it's not good he i guess she had don't want

37:50

to make too much of a fast as you like we

37:52

don't want them supreme council shown up so

37:55

let's have you lean organism be intrigued

37:57

by be like judicial the down low that is

37:59

warren yeah and

38:02

it makes it mean because technically because technically the cold

38:04

war started in march and nineteen

38:06

forty seven so like right around that time

38:08

i'm and

38:10

so here's the thing if it a military

38:12

project that x know we landed and you admit

38:14

you saw

38:15

your village new screw your all your all

38:18

your all expendable everyone's expendable are all

38:20

going to the gulag do this fucking culture

38:22

so uh i don't i don't

38:24

know for a fact that was one of their motivating factors

38:26

to tell them to shut the f up but i would

38:28

not be surprised it's a smart move on their part

38:30

to be like don't cause any unwanted

38:33

attention

38:34

the elders in the community warned alexi

38:36

not to breathe a word of what he had theme threatening

38:39

that there would be consequences if he broke his

38:41

silence at one protect

38:43

them alter ego true to his word alexi

38:45

kept quiet about extraordinary encounter

38:48

as the decade slip by perhaps

38:50

he even began to wonder if is experience

38:53

have been a wild fever dream

38:55

maybe he got sick while tending his block and

38:57

simply hallucinated the whole thing

38:59

or perhaps she never for one

39:01

second doubted his extraordinary experience

39:04

either way at some point alexey

39:07

left kazakhstan and moved thousands

39:09

of miles to the east settling

39:11

in the hamlet of molo disney

39:14

in crimea

39:15

per chance he had begun to doubt his memory

39:18

all that would change when in nineteen ninety

39:21

of than seventy one year old alexi

39:24

resumed contact with the blow

39:26

behemoth whole

39:26

the humorous

39:28

are there always promising always

39:30

promising to somebody so rarely show

39:33

up or it's a huge the senior citizen

39:35

claimed that he was sitting down and enjoying a cup

39:37

of tea when he was lambasted

39:40

with the same greenish light that it hit

39:42

him as a teenager impossible to

39:44

the bravest back

39:46

though he was evidently unsure

39:48

where the beam and come from he believed

39:50

that the burst triggered the device that have

39:52

been implanted in him years earlier

39:55

and that it enabled him to resume his telepathic

39:57

contact with space giant

39:59

having become more seasoned inexperienced

40:02

in the decades the had elapsed alexi

40:04

was not going to waste opportunity to find

40:06

out all he could about the mysterious

40:09

you cannot

40:10

after a barrage of questions including

40:13

where it was that they came from and thirty

40:15

eight in the alien voice inside

40:17

his head told alexis that their home world

40:20

was sterile and baron and

40:22

that they now lived in a colony on earth moon

40:24

that was covered by an immense transparent

40:27

glass dome which evidently protected

40:29

them from the harsh cosmic rays and

40:31

the vacuum of space

40:34

they had a why happens

40:35

where can we talk to a less the orders rebound

40:37

the moon already going through a

40:39

me they could they could about the moon longer than

40:42

fucking united states exists longer

40:44

than maybe civilized you know

40:46

humans have exist or they could have

40:48

literally been just dicking around to

40:50

the cosmos the ship happened to crash their

40:52

these are all it's kind of breathe bowen we can

40:55

be you know get some resources from here let's build

40:57

a base on their moon to had barely know how to get up there

40:59

and they can marines you the dark side yet we're

41:01

going to hide the other side on there and see us

41:03

it's hard to it's hard to know whether motivations

41:05

were we get know they could literally be bought

41:08

they're not occupants of the hello moon that

41:10

clearly reptilians yet and they are going

41:12

to keep those fuckers on the surface they might be fuck

41:14

and thirteen feet to ten feet tall you

41:16

know you still gotta know your role i think you

41:19

have your dome dweller ahman inner moon

41:21

kind of thought i think the remnant he miss could definitely

41:23

take her of zillions yeah sure a lot and

41:26

you might be right i mean that might be mammal

41:28

bias on your part but i let that slide i'm

41:31

but it's sort of their say i don't know a hundred

41:33

million reptilians in the moon and there's like

41:35

he has hours i will be he must

41:37

have another don't get a have numbers if

41:39

game of thrones tell us nothing numbers naso

41:42

technology we don't know where they're at

41:44

mean own terms of technology money bring flashy

41:46

for and they might not have the weapons of mass

41:48

ahead on reagan's until the night king

41:50

has the other dragon spoiler alert

41:52

if you ever watch that sorry i haven't

41:54

but okay whatever it's fine yeah they're

41:57

this okay so we

41:59

don't know what's going

41:59

but i will say this the voice further

42:02

explained that they were all vegetarians

42:07

when when pressed the boys to reveal the

42:09

location or name of their home planet

42:11

refused and grew cold

42:14

expressing and undisguised contempt

42:17

toward the human race know as

42:19

as switches are aware l

42:21

comes to an end what the origin

42:23

of the smell was may have been was not disclosed

42:26

but it's not difficult to surmise that

42:28

our collective behavior toward one another

42:30

not to mention the mass slaughter of animals

42:32

for food might not have set

42:34

to well with these past vegetarian

42:36

visitors are there to stop the guns

42:39

are you

42:41

, i get it but you know hate each his own man

42:43

not i do our tiny little part did have a little

42:45

bit a loving your heart oh they're

42:48

having been said this kind

42:50

of condescension is rich coming from a species

42:52

that whiplashed that wolf to smithereens just

42:54

for standing mb of ram mb of

42:56

but not fucking know what it is yeah are

42:59

all who's this

43:00

the ago

43:01

two gorgeous your wife is

43:03

love was scared of forces sits

43:06

at the horse my god ma'am i'm scared of my gods

43:08

are scared of course well

43:10

fuck it has was fuck you see

43:12

readily to give a fuck is this and

43:14

a goddamn heater away from me right now

43:19

the telepathic voice as the so

43:21

often the case and alleged human alien

43:23

interactions went on to foretell

43:25

great calamities that would affect humanity

43:28

in the future and a boy has a share

43:30

we get out the bioware your you can read

43:32

a year earlier era go

43:34

what these disasters were or are

43:37

destined to be also went on record

43:39

of course why not but maybe that's for the

43:43

perhaps distressed by these predictions

43:46

of catastrophes to com o lexi

43:48

as the boys why it's species did

43:50

not openly contact humanity

43:52

to which it simply replied

43:55

when don't human contact those in an

43:57

insane asylum

43:59

yeah a cool i'm

44:02

in all aaron are right

44:04

what ah what

44:06

can i flew an alien they really are dame and

44:08

the lego one percent aliens over here

44:11

unfortunately electors account and

44:13

flair this report which languished

44:16

for decades behind the iron curtain and even

44:18

longer in post communist europe was

44:20

revealed to the western world in two thousand

44:22

and nine by you follow just researcher

44:25

and other albert rose alice who

44:27

received a report from you biologist and

44:29

time and for was who supplied

44:31

was else was reports from eastern nations

44:34

ample of based his report on the

44:36

work of yuri book a chav

44:38

and chav asked to solve kim

44:41

who took a chance seems to be a mystery

44:43

man he's not google in any

44:46

way which i mean that's the extent of what i did

44:48

but thanks to the diligent research of patrick

44:50

gross we know that cause of

44:53

kin was quote a us

44:55

a witness in nineteen sixty four who became

44:57

interested in the issue and

44:59

apparently wrote us all articles for the popular

45:01

magazine volk rug sveta

45:04

which translates to around the world a

45:06

popular magazine ah on

45:09

geography published at eighteen sixty

45:11

one and

45:12

sadly

45:14

this is too often the case in soviet

45:16

era close encounter report the

45:18

trail growth cold and

45:20

we are left with more questions than answers

45:23

regarding what can be one of the most unique

45:25

cases in what is beyond a doubt

45:27

the most significant flaps in the history

45:31

one can't help but wonder how

45:33

many species lurking out there are looking

45:35

down at earth with a cautious i

45:37

and perhaps just a bit of trepidation

45:40

oh shit there is

45:42

the blue behemoth now

45:44

what is super cool about this and i know

45:46

i got a sauce by my heart for other russian cases

45:49

but is mentioned earlier

45:52

rhenish large yeah

45:54

we're these things are coming down looking like little

45:56

grace

45:57

the wifi gray is go hey guys gonna

45:59

things are both falcon he met

46:02

the as as the name of the episode i

46:04

really enjoy the fact that

46:06

these are not your typical

46:09

you a foe highlights

46:12

in you know people aboard the ship these

46:14

things are coming down you're like oh what

46:17

in the hell there's

46:19

going on rather so big thirteen

46:21

foot tall eighty foot ships our know

46:23

how this could climb the ladder away

46:26

from eighteen foot dude you right

46:28

is crazy wrongs be

46:30

, so for i never even thought about

46:32

that russia of what i'm trying to say is rushing

46:34

it's all the dopey only and they get a lot of their dope all

46:36

cool little i would have a big old europe

46:39

in general gets a lot of begun yet like there's some

46:41

good ones in italy not just same for edible a few others

46:43

in front of was one will there was enormous as well

46:46

yeah yeah i well how's so

46:49

i do have that i do i do

46:51

ah i do we always look at now now

46:53

at least mainstream you biology is starting to go

46:56

they're starting to break the the strieber

46:58

paradigm yes and their started

47:00

talk about our koreans and tall

47:02

whites and blacks whites i'm

47:05

sorry black race and fucking are

47:07

you know various when nordics again which

47:09

have always been a classic i guess i'm

47:12

always kind of astounded though we

47:14

don't have you ever watch but the show

47:16

us a witness it

47:18

was it's it's the dude from i'm

47:20

i think factor fake the old f b i guy

47:22

band something's bribes and are you

47:24

know he's not bad and it's are also

47:27

a researcher a journalist of

47:29

melissa cheadle me or kettle who

47:31

are

47:32

i think she was on the hangar one program back

47:34

in the date so they

47:36

the their own show a spinoff called aliens

47:38

declassified you can find that unlike discovery

47:41

plaster out our as an interesting

47:44

breakdown of like different types of aliens

47:46

and cases and that was clearly supposed

47:48

to be a show but for some reason we travel channel

47:51

picked it up they just decided to make it season

47:53

to have you ever witnessed the first season was all

47:55

about have been going in

47:57

and basically retracing all the steps

47:59

in the people

47:59

that were involved in the tic tac go fast

48:02

gimble all that stuff right when that

48:04

was all the rage and so my long winded

48:06

point is this the second season

48:08

is basically a different series and each

48:10

episode is a dealing with different eyewitnesses

48:13

pretty interesting

48:14

and it breaks down a different blanche a valiant the

48:17

mantis the with the rep i'll i'll

48:19

call me or koreans that don't

48:21

all whites i think i mean i've seen it all

48:23

of course i have discovery plus because you have good every paranormal

48:26

show in the world on there are

48:28

i wish i could break it down a little bit better but it it

48:30

is interesting to at we see them dabble

48:32

into these

48:34

alternate a yeah he only and theories

48:36

but the way they all speak of it this is where i guess i'm

48:38

going as i get a huge kick out of are like oh yes

48:40

there's these people in their from pleiades and these people

48:42

are serious a and these people are from like you

48:44

know the middle of the belt of or i don't fucking

48:47

really know

48:48

and it's like they talk about it like it's fact

48:50

we know all these things they met with eisenhower

48:53

already been doing this and that failures or

48:55

i'm like okay so and i understand

48:57

confidence i understand believing in what you know

49:00

then all of that stuff is fine with me but it's like

49:02

have to like , to

49:05

this it's not like the the former leader

49:07

of the israeli space program fucking

49:09

sent out a chart telling you exactly who was really

49:11

involved i think a lot of the comes

49:13

from the contact ease oh well guess

49:16

i'm sure i'm it is maryanne

49:18

wisconsin's years ago don't you know and

49:20

then she tells you about where of the the plea aliens

49:22

are located in by the way i've a lady i

49:24

felt like i was watching fargo yeah

49:26

that was yeah wall or

49:29

the way minnesota

49:31

fucking wisconsin ask accent walls

49:33

or yeah so i mean i think a lot of that information

49:36

which is fine you know fine mean if they are being contacted

49:38

by people in whatever varga

49:41

twenty three that's cool you know

49:43

but i dunno man make it more well known but don't

49:45

don't limited though that at all because

49:47

that though i mean archer so what's what's

49:49

do what's we always do this could be oh i could

49:51

be allowed to be at home so be it even

49:54

thought to myself years later you the guy who they

49:56

have fever dreams i hallucinate i'll save

49:58

us for effect didn't actually

50:00

say that that was me speculating well i said

50:03

perhaps even heart out the

50:05

writers he got you the freedom of a writer

50:07

the freedom of rifle i'm not what i know i don't

50:09

have relied on for me i know miracle i don't say

50:11

he thought something when i don't know and where we

50:13

say ways regulate perhaps maybe

50:15

my possibly was like perchance perchance

50:18

may help me make

50:20

, that up in the midst

50:23

of being out his oh my god

50:25

you're right mm

50:27

who wouldn't know he so if

50:29

i could be a why it could be a misrepresentation

50:31

it could be used kid it could be

50:35

i don't know some sort of of the mental disorder

50:37

that do you know of the an old the

50:39

maybe minutes later years that made him think

50:41

he remembered that yeah you have this but

50:43

but you know even though you have to acknowledge that is

50:45

a possibility we always

50:48

are can witness first part he

50:50

and try to take things at face value

50:52

unless they are patently absurd it's not

50:54

will say for the record patrick gross

50:57

the

50:57

nice a phenomenal researcher whose

50:59

work i fucking have admired for ever who's

51:02

one of the most fantastic resources nuggets

51:05

got just type in patrick get the gross

51:07

us hope and that's all you need to do it you can look

51:10

at one of them biggest most wonderfully

51:12

research archives and in and you

51:14

have oh damn i just coin a phrase nice

51:16

but us but he thinks this is a hoax

51:18

but the thing is what he citing

51:21

and i think he's wrong but why don't

51:23

fully agree as that

51:25

the same he he he couldn't go back

51:27

as he moved to crimea and it was just like too far

51:29

need or want to go back to find a goes next

51:32

, he went back with people and

51:34

and and he didn't find it so right there is carnal

51:36

i'm like i'm not sure that ally matthew berry

51:38

something you probably want to conceal it for

51:40

safekeeping and maybe don't want to dig

51:43

it up in front of much of eyewitness especially people

51:45

that are threatening you

51:47

may have you reveal anything about so if you sons it

51:49

but i've got evidence that's not gonna make your

51:51

day go any better know so they

51:53

can be is not comical me studied harder

51:55

totally yeah it's not confirmation

51:57

of deceit know

51:59

i mean

52:02

given the time so did he originally

52:05

report this as a kid or was it later on a

52:07

report or later on that at

52:09

another thing separately as yet yeah well

52:11

are now at that point again we don't know much

52:13

about it but ah

52:15

who could have an coups

52:17

off kin apparently

52:19

met up with the guy ran interviewed him

52:22

at all speculation all speculation part i'm just assuming

52:24

and then eventually that research got

52:26

published in russia rent

52:28

and then and then eventually which

52:31

we were who was that was giving

52:34

bruce alice or and time and

52:37

for law route a hold of the report translated

52:39

it presented it to the year i got

52:41

rave overzealous who presented the

52:44

western were unlike brothers which happened

52:46

in front of everybody and instantly

52:48

we reported prose the propped up in a few

52:50

other maybe says the military

52:52

was a viable again oh no this happened

52:54

like we were there besides right so is

52:57

that internationally that internationally seeing that on the news

53:00

that

53:01

i mean granted with a little throw a blurb man

53:03

to the fucking at the end of the half hour it

53:05

wasn't like considered like big serious news

53:07

when you will were thus you know the anchor chuckles

53:10

bites i'm of thing what the fuck but they didn't

53:12

fully describe it only back to the british them

53:15

one

53:16

those were these guys and fucking

53:18

suit

53:19

oh you murtaugh yes

53:21

super tall do i mean one thing the kind

53:24

of work against the is that for his

53:25

the tories we tiny head

53:27

use a day live and will they have a toilet difficult

53:30

there were no helmets or sort of yeah inexpensive

53:32

how does anyone want sometimes it goes

53:34

up begs right sometimes this is a little

53:36

tiny tiny illegal is

53:38

right wing us the tiny head

53:41

yeah not have little computer twice as

53:43

on their chest and they're fucking hell a tall

53:45

yeah but in you in do like i was talking

53:48

about older man rush you got to super

53:50

cool alien sightings all the behemoth

53:53

size folk big space

53:55

people the people that love the

53:57

giants love him as we let loose games

53:59

or december two parents can be

54:01

an affair come on me what's what

54:03

i mean and on faces big round i also

54:06

to one weapon bright some kind of

54:08

being a weapon i'm gonna be a more booming it's a tube

54:10

let's let's assume that assume with that is the standard

54:12

we're and i mean actually everything

54:14

with this is far as details this is kinda

54:16

like the we're metallic overalls

54:19

it's down to like yes this yes this people

54:21

experience when they see well

54:23

you know or again if it's a hoax and maybe these

54:25

years the details of that the end of making a word

54:28

that the terror mail which on for haired

54:30

on his yeah what what makes more

54:32

compelling reality also makes for

54:34

convenient lies i mean again

54:36

i guess he goes down to the than the normal

54:38

you know ask yourself the question what does he stand

54:41

to gain

54:42

anything seems to be the case

54:44

maybe a little bit notoriety after the fact

54:46

but like not really

54:47

what are you gonna do men and how much

54:50

our media what do you i mean you'd you'd have zone i

54:52

or would you going to go to saif i conventions

54:54

and seung yeon and eight by ten black and life for

54:56

ten box and he was fucking seventy one back and

54:58

ninety exactly it's so easy

55:00

around that well no we can't be

55:02

turning i don't know i can't do anything says he's

55:04

old as shit he said it's dust the basically

55:07

or gentlemen do it i don't really

55:09

see what it would stand again also to about the myself

55:11

briefly like could have misinterpreted

55:14

some how though you can't this can't

55:16

this just too much even if this was

55:18

a military exercise of was

55:20

yeah of one

55:22

what had a weird science

55:24

this we're eggs know again

55:26

nobody stands to gain even if this was something

55:28

put on by i'll

55:30

be us to get in there and kind of like so

55:32

some seeds descent or whatever cigarettes making

55:35

think that you know maybe there's something out there it

55:38

this way to over the top oh

55:40

into spencer oh my gosh you're ready to

55:42

ravage gates ridiculous and

55:44

involving technology that they couldn't possibly

55:47

have had in nineteen forties of exactly and

55:49

to what apt get to a did would have

55:51

to freak out ah herder

55:53

yeah one guy yeah one do just freak him out

55:55

and it's or and be like without a village of fall is terrifying

55:58

for abort order cowdery

56:00

you know you need born i'm

56:02

sure what we're left with it is either lie

56:04

bones were gone yep diabetes

56:07

diabetes right there hauser the devil

56:09

nord it'll go three always on the tale of

56:12

or the morning a spacecraft

56:14

wouldn't either way one of the legends about roswell

56:16

is that that craft was struck by

56:18

lightning and and yang you see that author

56:20

you have a lower were one of the things

56:23

that can put them up know me they can travel at

56:25

all through these places and or wormholes do

56:27

this in that fucking faster than light speed what

56:29

i bought a widening will fuck you want and

56:32

so they get struck by lightning has the

56:34

land one of the kids panics dad

56:36

shout could have been a family on vacation

56:38

for all we know and i think about it with the mom

56:41

still inside the one ship the dead outside

56:43

the twins walk in affects the ship

56:45

it could have been like a like or

56:47

when ellen's lost in space in reverse

56:50

the parking not being humans lost another planet

56:52

but fucking an alien family that get stuck there

56:54

and yeah and they're just dealing with their shit

56:57

they spent all night they finally fix it

56:59

nice enough to the care but once you goes on the ship and

57:01

second get sector like minded can do

57:03

is more like this kid like we're going to get sued

57:05

hi i'm lucky to have suffered do this kid

57:07

can hang space l practice

57:10

as not to say that we're not even

57:12

assert their share of typically

57:14

be let him aboard my oh god it's our it's

57:16

our you saw the horse you know how

57:18

we feel about horses how dare you

57:20

and my god you at a horse rider

57:22

in our home

57:23

the then years later they get back in touch with them

57:25

yeah that on which is a guard whoa

57:27

what's the i'm again and i'm just

57:29

about people now liquid i'm not really

57:32

right yeah man i mean

57:34

the only talk to that one guy but

57:37

he was but you know sharif stern

57:39

and fatherly and fucking you

57:41

know or leader tight but

57:44

pretty sweet to the get especially wants to cut off from food

57:47

yeah was you know whatever

57:49

what happened along the way whereas like we

57:52

don't know maybe the voice was that dude still

57:54

mean something maybe somebody who knew he ah the golden

57:56

jaded yeah like the only guy may

57:59

or the archives sheer new

58:01

and you know the struggle with

58:03

i guess this guards had a dark alley know

58:05

where the whole by i mean the whole vegetarian thing

58:07

i find you guys you guys you know each other

58:09

life forms or whatever they didn't actually

58:12

say that go know speculation on my last

58:14

in i know but of course

58:16

given speech wider human contact

58:18

those in an insane as i did

58:21

this these is like you guys is is crazy

58:23

little hairless monkeys down here blown each other

58:25

up entirely no real tiny little pale

58:27

fuck him things nice beard sometimes

58:30

i get i understand what it's like you

58:33

will on the moon

58:34

and you're stuck in a little down city and

58:36

you see these fucking people down here

58:38

the at all and by new to full resources

58:41

and obviously it's a planet that unless

58:43

they have some sort of invisible arms

58:45

you know environmental protection suit going on

58:47

how contact lens you can't see it in covering her

58:49

face and will enable them to breathe the air whatever

58:52

man on they they are compatible with this

58:54

planet so for

58:56

whatever reason they're not going to take over and they're not going to do

58:58

that or can't aura or or it's against

59:00

their fucking species moral code but

59:03

they see us just destroying the environment

59:05

eating of their life forms constantly

59:08

going to war never getting better

59:10

about it and in the time between i'm

59:13

you know the end of the mean of the great war

59:15

of the second great war fucking

59:17

how much more carnage and bloodshed in wars

59:20

took place in maybe not on the same

59:22

stale but on mars when you

59:24

add it all together still pretty fucking you

59:26

know in the tri city spread

59:29

i could see an alien race especially a civilized

59:31

one that's trying to like get along

59:34

with their environment and doesn't eat other living

59:36

things being like fuck you guys lucky

59:39

you human zoc you guys are crazy why

59:41

the fuck don't we talk to you because look at you you

59:43

should shelf yeah i mean

59:45

you're not wrong right but

59:48

hula use yes it is income dhabi

59:50

super kind of sending that only the watching

59:52

you guys you'll be sued you guys do not have he

59:54

has taught in summer insane asylum whatever

59:57

are a space deck

59:58

that would really yourself

59:59

be it a deuce the everybody

1:00:02

philo spacex yeah me if anything

1:00:04

you think it will be a situation with like know we want

1:00:06

to teach we wanted to reach out lend

1:00:08

you a hand or little tiny space brothers

1:00:10

and you know gets you to were you gotta be spiritually

1:00:14

and emotionally and as as

1:00:17

technology wise do all kinds of fun

1:00:19

stuff unless dinner blatter yoga and com

1:00:21

by across the world mothership note this

1:00:23

come down to like not you guys a no good

1:00:25

or here's the thing back to the moon in all

1:00:28

fairness i'd wait what you were you're saying

1:00:30

on paper it reads really well

1:00:32

how many human beings are really going to be receptive

1:00:34

to that how many you know are going

1:00:36

to meditate how many women like those

1:00:38

you because you look different you

1:00:40

speak differently year and

1:00:43

there are afraid of you because you have high technology

1:00:45

but they also feel better than you because they're sure

1:00:47

jesus made them special and and and got

1:00:49

me or image and you guys are fucking the

1:00:52

spawn of satan at worst and best

1:00:54

an inferior though technically superior

1:00:56

in every way species from a of a

1:00:58

liars planet like most human

1:01:01

beings nash and say most i'm more optimistic

1:01:03

that a lot of human beings are dome is

1:01:05

block i mean you know i hate

1:01:07

to call individuals out but anyone that still waiting for jfk

1:01:09

junior to come back from the dead the revolution

1:01:12

a i can see where i can see where we

1:01:14

were very very reticent

1:01:17

to them and the rest of us because

1:01:19

of it and then they're still there and daley plaza waiting

1:01:21

for it yeah now i get it i made me you know

1:01:23

but again this is kind of along the same lines of

1:01:26

the alien interactions were the you know they

1:01:28

they give you the speech the a you know the roads hardy

1:01:31

you know how can i make a kid and then they just

1:01:33

kind of fuck off into hell and they goers

1:01:35

kind of left with a i think personally i

1:01:38

don't really see a reason go through

1:01:40

all of this reporting a doing obvious of you're

1:01:42

going to get anything i think experience something closer

1:01:45

better hallucination or maybe or maybe or

1:01:47

something sure sure

1:01:49

what i do believe the he believes he experience

1:01:53

i think so too is a lot of really tight

1:01:56

details on there that the you know

1:01:58

a lot of unnecessarily

1:02:00

dumb things like why million one of

1:02:02

whom was crying and mumbling any the be shouted

1:02:04

at yeah that's weird why bring a lot

1:02:07

of the weird little things don't seem to

1:02:09

matter doesn't really answer story doesn't

1:02:11

make you more of a hero yeah no

1:02:14

one wanted the hitler youth center we pass out

1:02:16

here than a review on the ground and don't

1:02:18

talk to you ever get like if you want to be

1:02:21

here of your own fantasy you're

1:02:23

like me will cause now that's why even though

1:02:25

i'm not saying that aliens either because they're

1:02:27

complete dick coles or

1:02:29

or maybe because they really have some

1:02:32

bizarre hidden agenda when they

1:02:34

tell people

1:02:36

that fucking gear special and you have to send

1:02:38

this message the world you have to tell him all that there's

1:02:41

environmental disasters are happening and you get it get

1:02:43

to the president and tell the people that they

1:02:45

really have to start like you were saying to beyond

1:02:47

that the fuck up

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legacy either aliens or dixon playing pranks

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or someone is the hero of their

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own fantasy new or legacy

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of very small chance that these people actually

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are supposed to be the new profits and eventually

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gabi chapters of the meal bible

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of thirty thirty eight fucking celebrating

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that is couple weird you tube volts like that

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right though again on his team told

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me this nigga like followers and shit right

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minutes real sketchy so all of all of that

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is an option but this guy is not the hero zones

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now and i alarm is go shown almost

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puke fucking it's manhandled around

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there were scared of horses he just

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sits around he buries the one fucking piece proof

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he isn't that goes about his fucking like watches

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a wolf give vaporize i

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mean there you go he does get to go on the ship

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that's pretty cool yeah you know what'll

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but what i really fascinated by about

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this case is the context of the time

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yeah to happen

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basically main issue you know in between

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i'm you know the the to

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hallmark cases new validate them

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even on the other side of the world of if if

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it did happen and indeed if raj well

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and morty island and fucking kenneth arnold's

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happen the way they expressed it

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and there's something very unique

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about

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the number nineteen forty seven and you know

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a lot of that could be

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literally and figuratively the fallout from the

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first atomic blast oliver theory

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i'm and but but but whatever the case

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i'm you know it deserves to be mentioned

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in the same conversation if only

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because of the chronology for sure yeah

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much in yes it's kinda funny that i came across the

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same story the same week yeah right

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