0:35

Hello, and welcome

0:36

to the Captain Not podcast. My name is

0:38

Mark Doors, and as always, I'm hanging

0:40

out with my buddy, mister Robert Thomas Morphe.

0:43

The second. It is super

0:45

swell to see you, buddy. In the den of

0:47

we're sort of sick but not sick. You have

0:49

a half plague. Yeah. That's a little nimble

0:51

sanitorious place. We call it awareness.

0:54

Yes. Yes. You I actually talked to you yesterday.

0:56

You sound like absolute fucking garbage.

0:58

Yeah. Sound way better today. Well, I got

1:00

on Mad steroid. I Oh, you're right.

1:02

You can all rage on top of all the

1:05

other antics I've been performing lately. Now,

1:07

I'm fucking prednisone. Oh,

1:09

dude. through Oh,

1:11

Jesus. No. I actually really

1:13

work wonders because it had been terrible.

1:15

Like, one of those were the cough at night

1:17

because I got some kind of fucking chest thing going

1:19

on feels like flaming needles shredding

1:21

through your lungs. Yeah. Well, last night, I couldn't sleep on

1:23

wink, so I ended up just watching, like, fifty

1:25

seven nineteen seventies bigfoot documentaries

1:28

on 269, but and and

1:30

wrote lot at the same time, but but

1:32

but at least I wasn't in agony. So I

1:34

feel a shit ton better There you go. Perfect.

1:36

Yeah. No. And and I have that awesome

1:38

seasonal. Like, I could be getting a cold because

1:40

I have post nasal drip or this

1:42

this could be the weather. Who knows? But there it is.

1:45

The old man corner of of

1:47

sickness and whatnot. I hope you

1:49

all enjoyed that. Oh, yeah. Always mind.

1:51

Oh, middle aged men aren't well. Oh, shocking

1:54

development. Shocker. Who's all that

1:56

coming? Who would have thought? Oh, my lord.

1:58

Yeah. Medication friends, been longer.

2:01

Not young anymore. You can't walk through it. I tell

2:03

you what what's nice though is my wife being nurse,

2:05

she loads me up with vitamins. Oh,

2:07

bless her. Like just to the fucking I am I

2:09

am tits deep in vitamins. It must be nice

2:11

to live with a healthcare professional. It's it's good.

2:14

Is fucking phenomenal at their jobs. And she and

2:16

and she gets me the the gummy ones, they're

2:18

kinda like,

2:18

oh, with some candy, but it's a good farm.

2:20

Why go 269 shit, what are you for? I

2:23

mean, come on. It's it's Fred Flintstone and

2:25

his friend Bonnie. I'll just take normal pills.

2:27

I got no problem. But That was the worst impression

2:29

of Nick I've ever done. Was it with, like, a

2:31

fucking pill? No. It's got, like, maki,

2:34

do you want your vitamins, mine? Oh,

2:36

god. I wish it. It's like Oh, hockey. That's

2:38

like French Treasurer's mother-in-law. It's something

2:40

beyond parody way into. What Nicole

2:42

sounds like. And she really sounds nothing like

2:44

it. God bless her heart. No. I mean, I've

2:46

known her forever. I honestly know she doesn't

2:48

sound like this. Oh, god. Alright. Before we get

2:50

started with the episode, real quick got a clear couple

2:52

things up here. Nothing too major, but we were

2:54

alerted by a user that

2:57

there was an ad that we had running

3:00

that was had a little political

3:02

bias to it, and we don't obviously mess it up with anything.

3:04

We don't play anything politics like, you know, whatsoever,

3:07

and my watch was listening to us. So

3:09

the way that our ads work, and then we explained this

3:11

before, but just till everybody knows, it

3:13

is in they're called auto ads.

3:16

So they could be specific to your area

3:18

or your interests. But

3:20

we are our advertising agency we had

3:23

we we asked them to place us in a safe

3:25

categories, ultra varial blend.

3:27

Superventilation, so that there's no, like, you know,

3:29

I think one of the categories was a gun

3:31

show. I'm like, nope. We don't want that and

3:33

when when do gun shows or, like, religion

3:36

or whatever and have a single politics. So

3:38

I we did actually reach out to the advertising

3:40

agency. Like, hey, you know, a listener told us about

3:42

this this weird ad that was running or

3:44

whatever, and they obviously corrected it. And thank you to the

3:46

listener, Andrew. Thank you for keeping the heads up there.

3:49

And, yeah, this the

3:51

ad agency that we work with in the auto ads

3:53

because this is automatically generated, this

3:55

is obviously a beta So just

3:58

shut out, you know, putting it out there to the listeners. If you

4:00

hear anything, you might be like, oh, that's kinda weird. Just

4:02

let us know because we're working hand in hand

4:04

with the ad agency to, like, kinda whittles stuff

4:06

down. Yeah. So you know, we obviously,

4:08

you know, don't wanna offend anybody. We Oh, the

4:10

the real world is out there. Yeah. This is where

4:12

monsters live. Exactly. That's what you come

4:14

for. That's what we're all about. We're not about any

4:16

of the other b s. Exactly. So just, you know, keep

4:18

an eye on that. And I was thinking to 269 you the

4:20

dude sponsor of the show would do a pretty good course.

4:22

Thank you. Yeah. But occasionally, some

4:25

weird fucking financial ads

4:27

might seep in that are dog shit that, you know,

4:29

we obviously don't you know, got to put a guy

4:31

back on. We do. So thank you there.

4:33

Also, two, I had a couple of users this

4:35

week alert me to some bootlegs that are floating around

4:37

out there. Obviously, everybody hears me at the end of

4:39

the show. Yep. So heller

4:41

space dot com or Cryptonaut

4:44

dot com, those are the only two places that sell.

4:46

Legit. The the the legit merch.

4:48

I'm sure no one's going Amazon and

4:50

buying anything except for you. You're the

4:52

only one I know that collects our bootleg sweat.

4:54

Yeah. You know, dude, and there's a quilt set

4:56

they put back up. Oh. It's

4:58

a quilt after, like, eighty boss of comfy. Why

5:00

aren't we doing this? I kinda wow. It's too

5:02

much money. It's too 269 much money. I kinda

5:04

wanted has to buy it that doesn't want to.

5:06

I But I might want to. I kinda wanna get the

5:08

quilt set. Yeah. But it's, like, eighty

5:10

bucks And I know the printing's gonna be shit show.

5:12

Dude, anything you get bootleg is gonna

5:14

be garbage burning. Yeah. Gar So,

5:17

you know, as always, heller space dot

5:19

com or, you know, t pub or I'm

5:21

sorry, mercy dot com. Check it

5:23

out there. And actually, a listener did

5:25

send me a picture. I can't remember their name, but

5:27

it was somebody they bought like a

5:29

sticker pack on Amazon. Oh. And

5:31

somebody they've they ripped off

5:34

the Alaskan octocat sticker

5:37

and put it like put it in the pack of these like

5:39

other stickers. So the the listeners

5:41

sent me a picture of the sticker next to

5:43

a a chapstick.

5:46

And the chapstick, like, was the

5:48

same size with the stickers that was gonna winks. It

5:50

was a little tough. Anything? Yeah. I

5:52

was pretty fun. Phenomenal. So, yeah, you

5:54

know, it sucks we know that people still are

5:56

shit like that. There's unfortunately nothing

5:58

we can really do about it because

6:00

once you tap one down, fifteen other

6:02

ones pop up, but screw. Y'all know the

6:04

deal. Just check it out. Hellerspace

6:06

dot com or merch dot com.

6:08

Get all your official merch

6:10

there. And speaking of

6:12

official. Oh, we're going to officially

6:15

thank some people for Patreon. Oh,

6:17

I'm so excited about it. For the support. They

6:19

deserve it. Yeah. Needless to say.

6:21

I totally had to stretch to get that. No.

6:23

You know what? That was actually one of your less

6:25

arduous segues. Really? No. I felt

6:27

like that was like you reached your arm across the

6:29

gap and pulled me over as opposed to

6:31

me dangling near death on a cliff.

6:33

Okay. So thank you. Cool. Alright,

6:35

Robert. Let's get started with the good folks to

6:37

support us over at patreon dot

6:39

com slash podcast.

6:42

Beginning with

6:43

David

6:44

Davidson. Hell yeah, mister Davidson.

6:46

Thank you so much for your support. Jack

6:49

slaughter guts. Oh, slaughter

6:51

guts. That was all caps. That's awesome. I hope it's

6:53

your real name. It is your real name as far as I'm concerned.

6:55

Dooner. Dooner. You gotta say

6:57

it like that. Yeah. Dooner. Fuck

7:00

him on that. Point break extra. Dooner,

7:02

Cody. Geocities --

7:04

Oh. -- where the fucking where

7:06

good aesthetics go to die. I missed But it's

7:08

still a lot of fun. I missed geocities

7:10

in their bullshit when glister.

7:13

Yeah. I know. It was such a cluster fuck. It was,

7:15

like, it was literally, like, a seventh grade

7:17

emo kids fucking collage. And I

7:19

know that because email didn't exist when I was a kid,

7:21

but I was the sad collage maker when I was

7:23

young. And it really was a hodgepodge shit

7:25

show, at least that's what I remember of it. Of,

7:27

like, fan based weirdness and photos

7:29

and whatever. The actual back

7:31

and the geocities are with the actual web

7:33

with the web builder. That's I learned

7:36

to do, like, HTML, like, very rudimentary

7:38

HTML. So I actually owe

7:40

GOCDs quite a bit for getting me,

7:42

like, starting me off coding. That

7:44

makes sense. Yeah. Am I confusing it with

7:46

Angel Fire or were they about the same? They were all the

7:48

same thing. They were, like, get your free website

7:50

to Angel Fire. Or at geocities, but they

7:52

were all the same, like, you know, now it's like

7:54

word press or square space or like win. Does that

7:56

make it easy p c? You bet back in the day it was

7:58

like these really rudimentary things. But thank

8:00

you geospace. Geocities. Well, I'm sorry,

8:03

geocities for your

8:05

support. Support. We appreciate it. And I hope you're

8:07

the actual AI entity of what

8:09

geocities used to be. And what is geosities? Geo that would

8:11

that say geospace? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I got

8:13

it with Squarespace. Yeah. That's my new shit.

8:15

Copy right. Mark Stores. Geospace. There it

8:17

is. Fucking space. Oh, geography.

8:20

Stevey scheme. Thank you, Stevey. Stevey.

8:22

Josh McBride. Yeah, Josh. Brian

8:24

Hamm. What up Brian? Jennifer Brown.

8:26

Thank you, Jennifer. Micah. What

8:28

up my god. Goddamn time. About god

8:31

damn time. Thank you. I'm dyslexic.

8:33

Patricia,

8:34

v or v.

8:36

Not the fourth, or

8:37

the fifth or the sixth as part of I

8:40

indicated earlier by a dear friend of

8:42

mine. Because this isn't a roman

8:44

numeral, it's just AVII

8:46

don't No roman numerals.

8:48

Okay? I loved how you I'm not a

8:50

roman dude. This is I'm not III usually

8:52

don't like to pull you in, but when you saw a buy,

8:54

you said, the fifth. And I

8:56

said, no. And you said, oh,

8:58

yeah. You're right because the i would be before the v

9:00

if it was five. And I'm like, that would

9:02

before do. It is six

9:04

now. But either way, it's not a roman numeral.

9:06

So we're gonna practice our copyright dates on

9:08

nineteen eighties movies later. Yeah. Yeah. Thank

9:10

you, Robert. I I appreciate you for putting me

9:12

on this spot and making me accountable --

9:14

Yeah. -- for my lack of understanding of

9:16

Roman nume. Who needs to understand him? I think I

9:18

only memorized him when I was because I always wanted to know

9:20

what year of fucking movie I don't have a compass,

9:22

bro. Hey. I have your compass. Let

9:24

me be your compass. Oh, let's lean

9:26

beyond. Start swelling up and background.

9:28

I'm your compass now, bitch.

9:30

Near far. There you

9:32

go. Here's my Celine Dion. It's all.

9:34

Miriam, overseer. Thank you Miriam. Nicholas

9:37

Rogers. Nicholas, thank you so much.

9:39

Rounding it out with and

9:42

not, you know, not least just

9:44

happens to be last. Alex Middleton.

9:46

Thank you, Alex. Thank you to everyone over there

9:48

for support on the Patreon at patreon

9:50

dot com slash kryptonite podcast.

9:52

You all know the deal you get you get you get your

9:54

bonus audios, we get the discord things happening.

9:56

So, you know, if you're interested in we

9:58

having over a hundred and thirty some episodes of

10:00

whole back catalogs, Feel free to

10:02

jump in there. It's cool. Actually, I got messages

10:04

from people all the time. They're like, oh, hey, I checked your

10:06

page right now. And holy crap, there's a whole other pod over

10:08

there. I'm like, yeah, it's all extra stuff.

10:10

So Check that out over there and thinking to

10:12

everyone this supports us this week,

10:15

Robert. Oh, this is episode two sixty

10:17

902 hundred and sixty

10:19

nine episodes. It really doesn't seem possible.

10:21

It doesn't. Yeah. No. The twelve year old in me wants

10:23

to jump on the sixty nine. I know. The

10:25

the adult in me who's currently

10:27

on steroids. Once the fuck can be like,

10:29

hard to believe is gentle friends. We

10:31

have made it through two hundred and sixty nine plus a

10:33

hundred and thirty Patreon, which is

10:35

damn near Four

10:36

hundred pods. I don't know one number here. Ninety

10:39

something somewhere around there. Yeah. Hot Dignity

10:41

dam. That's

10:41

a lot of pods about monsters and other

10:43

shit, Robert. This week, we were talking

10:45

about the Georgia invasion nineteen

10:48

seventy three. Gloria here.

10:50

Oh, let's get started with in the

10:52

autumn of nineteen seventy three, a

10:54

group of unrelated individuals

10:57

would endure

10:57

an increasingly strange

10:59

series of encounters with

11:02

bizarre beings in aerial

11:04

anomalies that seemed

11:06

almost as if they were just a

11:08

tip of a full scale.

11:10

Alien.

11:11

Envision. Indoopa

11:13

deal. My pauses were super weird. Oh,

11:15

no. Well, it's okay. But it was still dramatic. It

11:17

wasn't trying to, you know, a tip

11:20

fools. Yeah. There's

11:22

a plan. I'm between suspense

11:24

and shatner, and I think you treaded that a

11:26

little on you and I shadowed it. Yeah.

11:28

But that's okay. Alright. I'm a fan.

11:30

Actually, I love the shit he's doing now on on

11:32

explain. Shit it up. Like, he fucking

11:34

is so dramatic and it works. Flawlessly.

11:36

He's ninety whatever he spend the space. I don't

11:38

give a fuck. You can't fault the fellow.

11:41

Dude, there you go. Alright, man. Like And I will

11:43

say just for the, you know, record you're dealing with

11:45

the nailing invasion, you just want the tip.

11:47

Yeah. You don't need full scale penetration. No.

11:49

You don't. No. Does this give me a let Turn it out.

11:51

Give me a glimpse. See, oh, don't look at

11:53

that. Oh, shit. Not interesting. That. Yep.

11:55

Not good. Alright. Well,

11:57

here we go. Nineteen

11:59

seventy three. Thanks to

12:01

a seminal report by QFos investigator

12:04

David Webb, that's the center for UFO studies,

12:06

will be forever known in

12:08

eutological circles as the year of the

12:10

humanoids. And to be

12:12

sure, nineteen seventy three was a

12:14

banner era for humans to have often

12:16

eerie interactions with otherworldly

12:18

entities both biological

12:20

and decidedly mechanical,

12:22

such as Alabama's Falkville metal

12:24

man, England's Sam the

12:26

Sandown Ghost Cloud, crowd

12:28

favorite. Love that

12:30

thing. And another one of my favorites,

12:32

or France's lumbering robotic

12:35

Dragon yacht entities with their unlikely,

12:37

though hopefully soon to be legendary

12:39

mascot. A pair of glowing,

12:41

running self ambulatory red pad

12:43

I love those red pants. Red pants for life. That's my

12:45

only university mascot. So

12:48

awesome. But in the midst of the

12:50

seemingly psychedelic melee, was

12:52

a concentration of encounters that took place

12:54

within the United States. A

12:56

series of surreal incidents which we

12:58

refer to as the Georgia invasion

13:01

nineteen seventy three. What

13:03

many consider to be far and away the most

13:05

momentous Georgia based report

13:07

of nineteen seventy three was of ostensibly

13:10

extra terrestrial event that

13:12

actually took place in October of

13:14

nineteen sixty nine at Alliance

13:16

Club meeting in Leary, Georgia. The

13:18

sighting of this brown color

13:20

shifting object was impressive in and of

13:22

itself though to be honest no more so

13:24

than hundreds of other observations of

13:26

similar orbs. But what made this case

13:28

so significant wasn't the

13:30

object itself, but the eyewitness.

13:33

Future

13:33

United States president Jimmy

13:35

Carter who made history by being the first man

13:37

to reach such a rank after

13:39

reporting a UFO. See kids, you can too.

13:41

You 269 can be president after you see

13:43

a UFO. That's true or

13:45

not. And so was Reagan? I mean But he

13:47

didn't come he didn't come public. I think he saw

13:49

one before. He became president, and he certainly

13:51

saw on a plane as president.

13:53

Oh. And he told a reporter about it.

13:55

So I guess he did come clean about it, but he didn't

13:57

come clean clean because when he was asked follow-up

13:59

question. She was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Then you guys just

14:01

talk to one what? Talk to reporter. Yeah.

14:03

Send him a bitch. Alright. Let me get some white towels and

14:05

shut the fuck off. There you go. Let's

14:07

do it. The soon to be leader

14:09

of the free world, we're talking about Carter

14:11

again, along with about twelve

14:13

additional observers, spied the moon

14:15

sized object hovering about thirty

14:17

cries above the horizon before moving

14:19

toward the earth than vanishing into

14:21

the distance, prompting Carter to

14:23

say with uncharacteristically course

14:26

language, that it was the darnest

14:28

thing I've ever seen. Oh, you're shot at

14:30

your blue mouth, Carter. You're darn

14:32

rootin tootin over here. Was this the it

14:34

was the the cat's whooper

14:36

will over here. Oh, yeah.

14:39

I always love the phrase cat's pajamas. I

14:41

don't know why I don't use it daily. It's

14:43

literally one of my favorite phrases. There you go.

14:45

You, sir, are. The Cat's Virginia. Yeah. You fucking

14:47

knew it. He later told reporters

14:49

he would never again ridicule anyone

14:51

who claimed to have seen the UFO. This

14:53

would turn out to be a pledge best

14:55

kept as many of the governor's former

14:57

Georgia constituents were about to endure

14:59

what was tantamount to an alien

15:01

incursion right in their own

15:03

backyard. On October

15:05

twenty fourth, twenty ten, an

15:07

unnamed administrator of the U

15:10

Foreign UFO Research Network, that's

15:12

an acronym forums, wrote

15:14

this about this brief but fascinating flap.

15:16

Quote. I've written extensively about

15:18

the incredible wave of UFO sightings that

15:20

inundated Georgia from late

15:22

August through October of nineteen seventy

15:24

three. The sightings continually

15:26

mutated ending with the most

15:28

spectacular encounters Georgia has

15:30

ever seen. End quote, While

15:33

the skies above the peach state

15:35

were filled with all

15:37

manner of odd aerial objects,

15:39

it would be the enigmatic entities that

15:41

made landfall that would garner

15:44

most of the interest from UFO investigators.

15:46

One of the first reported encounters

15:49

took place on October eighteenth

15:51

just outside of Daniel'sville, Georgia.

15:53

Preacher and car dealer

15:55

What a fucking combo of careers?

15:57

I mean, actually, it

16:00

could I used to work in the auto

16:02

industry. Like, I was not a car

16:04

salesman. I I just can't sell cars, but I worked with

16:06

car salesmen. I could totally see Oh,

16:08

I can see where those two 269 are. Raw.

16:10

Like, oh my god. Yeah. The diagram of

16:12

that is almost a circle. You're like Jesus drives

16:14

the Chrysler? I wouldn't know what fucking

16:16

collared. 269' Good luck. He's,

16:18

like, this guy is gonna fuck me so

16:20

hard financially, son of a bitch. Oh. But

16:22

the Lord the Lord approves. There you go.

16:24

Alright. Preacher and car dealer Paul

16:26

Brown was driving home on US twenty

16:28

nine listening to the first game of the

16:30

world series between the New York Nets and the

16:32

Oakland Athletics. Athletics one two

16:34

269 one -- Nice. -- for sports fans out there. When

16:37

without warning his radio cut to

16:39

static. Paul

16:39

had little time to get miffed at the

16:42

interruption as seconds later a

16:44

brilliant light erupted from above his

16:46

car. Paul described the scene,

16:48

quote, everything lit up. I

16:50

could see the road and the fields lighted

16:52

up all around me. My impression

16:54

was that it was a small airplane trying

16:56

to land, end quote.

16:59

Paul watched as what he assumed was a

17:01

traditional aircraft kept pace with his

17:03

vehicle when suddenly it veered in

17:05

front of him landing on the asphalt

17:07

and forcing him to slam on

17:09

his brakes. Quote, I

17:11

realized if I don't stop, I'm gonna hit it.

17:13

So I came to a screeching halt and

17:15

quote.

17:15

Fearing what he inevitably thought

17:18

would be The imminent sound of metal crushing against

17:20

metal, Paul was relieved when his

17:22

car skidded to a stop without

17:24

incident. But his relief

17:25

would be short lived.

17:27

When he glanced out of his window, the preacher

17:30

saw what he described as an

17:32

illuminated silvery, avoid craft

17:34

approximately six feet high

17:36

and fifteen feet long. In the

17:38

road in front of him.

17:39

But before he could get a better look at

17:41

the thing, he was blinded by

17:43

an intense beam of light.

17:45

Although

17:45

afraid of the sight before him, Paul

17:48

mustered up the courage to open the car

17:50

door. Quote, I don't

17:51

know why I did it. But I opened the

17:53

car door and managed frightened as I

17:56

was to get one foot on the

17:58

ground. End quote. It

18:00

was

18:00

then that he would encounter something that

18:02

would forever etch itself onto

18:04

his memory.

18:06

Abruptly, two small beings appeared.

18:09

This

18:09

is 269 be his very thorough description.

18:12

they

18:12

came from?

18:13

I don't know. I couldn't see a

18:15

flap, a drop door, or anything.

18:18

When I finally got my vision clear, I could see

18:20

a clearance underneath. He's talking about the

18:22

UFO now. Okay. So it was

18:24

not belly landed. It had to have

18:26

some kind of landing gear or it was

18:29

floating. And a human being,

18:31

especially from the zero, would assume that it's landing

18:33

gear. Right. Who knows, though? And

18:35

they came out. And they had

18:37

on the most beautiful outfit I've

18:39

ever seen. Silver,

18:41

blousey, come down

18:43

to where your wrists are. And then

18:45

they had what appeared to be white gloves

18:48

very tight around the neck like

18:50

something a priest would wear. Down

18:52

to the feet like a jumpsuit.

18:54

Okay.

18:54

So I know it's kind of a jiffy jumpy

18:57

description, but I'm I'm a blaucy silvery

18:59

outfit So That connects to white

19:01

white gloves and has a tight

19:03

clerical collar, I'm assuming. It was

19:05

ABA basically. It was definitely mean,

19:07

that's all, like, percent disco heroes. What do you think of

19:10

as just oba? That's

19:13

a beautiful thought right there. Cool. That just

19:15

made me happy. Nice. He

19:17

continues. It looked like if you pulled a gun and

19:19

shot it, it would glance off. Yet

19:22

it moved. He's talking about the

19:24

fabric now. So this fabric looked

19:26

both bulletproof and yet blaucy

19:28

and silvary. Already did a dampness.

19:30

Alright. Ready to dance. So it's

19:32

fashionable yet for the dance floor.

19:35

And the gun race. Alright. There And war torn fucking

19:38

wherever. Alright, man.

19:40

Perfect. Talking here my head is Waterloo. What?

19:42

There you go. Oh my gosh. Okay.

19:45

They could move.

19:47

They could

19:47

move. Okay. Yet, it looked like it

19:49

was heavy because of the way they

19:51

walked very slow. So

19:53

these creatures could move, but the outfit was apparently heavy in his estimation.

19:56

I estimated them to be four to five

19:58

feet tall.

19:59

He continued. They

20:01

just started walking around the road toward

20:03

me very slow. I could see

20:05

a face, you know, place where the

20:07

eyes would be, ears, Thank

20:09

you for the description, please. The faces

20:11

were reddish. Hair was

20:14

almost like cotton. No

20:16

discoloration. Which leads me to believe maybe it was

20:18

a mask of some kind. I never

20:20

got close enough to really 269. Closest

20:23

I ever got was a hundred and fifty to two

20:25

hundred feet away. hastily added,

20:28

which is not too far away when you're by yourself.

20:31

That's fair, but it is too far

20:33

away when you're backlit. To

20:35

make a an extremely

20:37

accurate. Right. Like, I mean, see the silver

20:39

suit, you know, reflecting and it moves and he

20:41

can see that. I can see that you can see the faces

20:43

are reddish, that It looks like a

20:45

tight white, like, seventies rental

20:48

McDonald perm, but with white hair, cotton ball hair.

20:50

Yeah. Yeah. It's it's funny. It it

20:52

sounds like Yeah. Even

20:54

even the others. The even the outlets Like, the the

20:56

way the the way it fits, the outfit even

20:58

though it wasn't I mean, you know, what's silvery in

21:00

that one scene -- Yeah. -- like TV?

21:03

Yes. Yeah. And they have that, like, reddish face -- Yeah. -- or

21:05

it's, like, what's orange? Because it's

21:07

more orange, but it's red. Yeah. Oh,

21:09

that's a really interesting pull. Oh,

21:11

dude. Fucking the documentary

21:13

Willy Wonka. I'm pretty sure is the

21:15

year Willy Wonka came up. Man, do a quick Google search

21:17

where I continue to read what 269 it came

21:19

up because now we're in

21:22

October October

21:24

eighteenth

21:24

nineteen seventy three.

21:26

With me and and you

21:29

be I'm just gonna sing until I can In

21:31

a world of pure imagination. Okay. Let's

21:33

see. Will we walk a seventy seventy

21:35

one? Seventy one. So I first off, I

21:37

don't know when Willy wonky came out. Secondly,

21:39

Oompa's are definitely on the table.

21:41

June thirtieth nineteen seventy one. He

21:43

knew it's early. Here you You do

21:45

classic case right here. Classic case, you

21:47

know what of? Topa continue. Oh

21:49

my god. That seems like an odd jump. Everybody

21:51

was That was not the most skeptical jump.

21:53

That's the most don't you definitely did an Akam's razor,

21:55

that motherfucker. You really made it a

21:58

bridge too far, I think. No. Alright.

22:00

Alright. Tell My opinion

22:03

matters. It does. Of course, it does. We know

22:05

a validate. We both count. Oh

22:07

my god. There you go. And

22:09

group therapy would monsters continue.

22:11

Everything matters. Alright. Tov of me

22:13

into a corner, Bobby. Oh, god.

22:16

Maybe losing my spot. Okay. Wait close. Jumpsuit. It

22:18

was bulletproof, but not. Yep. It

22:19

was at this point that the car haggling

22:22

preacher felt the familiar bulk

22:24

of his pistol which he carried

22:26

for protection from decidedly more terrestrial threats

22:28

at his side. He instinctively

22:30

removed the weapon from its holster

22:32

and leveled it at the diminutive

22:35

faced road blockers. Wow.

22:37

He fucking went all in. He didn't even he

22:39

wasn't even, like, Yay. What's a

22:41

heads up? No. He's just like, drawn.

22:43

He's like a drawn to beat on him. Alright. Well,

22:45

I gotta get home. Yeah. That's

22:47

all I say. Get your goddamn little

22:49

red asses out goddamn road. This is George in nineteen

22:51

seventy three and a man has to get home. Dude, 269 Jesus

22:54

is on inside and the Chrysler's running

22:56

hot baby. Oh, boy. There we go. God.

22:58

Those are lyrics about ever

23:00

heard them. Okay. Here

23:03

reports differ somewhat as some

23:06

indicate he merely pointed gun at

23:08

them while others insist he fired off a

23:10

couple of rounds, either at the creatures or

23:12

in the air to frighten them off.

23:14

Whatever the case may be, the odd

23:16

entities evidently understanding a threatening gesture when

23:18

they saw it retreated back towards

23:20

their vessel. They

23:22

turn around walk very slowly back

23:25

behind the shadow to the bright

23:27

light. All of the sudden they disappear

23:29

behind the light and I try to see where they

23:31

go if they go in a hatcher what.

23:33

But I couldn't. So they just jaunterly

23:35

269, they're like, yeah, whatever. We're just gonna

23:37

turn around and walk. Exactly.

23:39

The

23:39

slowness of their departure leads one

23:42

to ask, Were the aliens?

23:44

Excuse me? Was the aliens apparent lack of

23:46

alacrity due to the fact that

23:48

they had no real fear of

23:50

Paul's revolver? Or was that the fastest

23:52

they were able to maneuver in Earth's

23:54

gravity? Who the

23:54

fuck knows? They're just really slow. They're like, oh,

23:56

god. Oh, damn it. Like, on one hand, they could be

23:59

like, this we're wearing bulletproof blouses. Eat it.

24:01

Right? But fucking on the other hand, they could

24:03

be like, fucking get out of

24:05

here. Like, time blah. Are you seeing

24:07

bolting their way to fucking shit, but it's

24:09

like earth gravity. And they got Oompa

24:11

Lompa fucking, you know, bodies that

24:13

are used to working on a whole

24:15

other fucking gravitational scheme. Goddamn

24:17

it, Anthony. Why are we so slow? I don't

24:19

know. Anthony, my favorite

24:21

alien name ever. As

24:24

soon as the cotton headed critters

24:26

disappeared, the lights on the blinding

24:28

oval were extinguished. And the

24:30

UFO took off at an angle and made

24:32

a sound I would describe as like a

24:34

million fans or golf

24:36

balls coming past my

24:38

ear. Very specific. Yeah.

24:40

I guess it's a loud whoosh. I mean,

24:42

a million fans is loud. I get to million fans.

24:44

Although, I've had a ball go flying past

24:46

my head pretty quick in your low. It's

24:48

a startling sound. It is. So I I get it. Big

24:50

wind. Alright. But I you know, yeah. Yeah. Big

24:52

wind. There you go. That's fucking

24:55

let's bring it down to normality here. Big

24:57

wind. Big wind. There you go. Paul insisted that

24:59

the experience almost stood my hair

25:01

on end and immediately reported the incident

25:04

to the nearest authorities. The

25:06

following day, deputies scoured the

25:08

scene and were able to find the preacher's skid

25:10

marks on the blacktop. Let's

25:13

be very specific there. That was written sort of

25:15

pregnantly. I don't I

25:17

don't know how thoroughly deputies investigate. Remarks

25:19

are never not fucking funny. They're

25:21

I I don't get everybody's old. You go to room maturing. Yeah. I

25:23

am because I'm laughing at the printer's skinmarks. We're

25:26

enjoying life. Yeah. We're in the same boat.

25:28

The same boat. The same boat. The chief of acoustic. I

25:30

don't know. We'll see. There you go. And

25:32

noted that the cracks beside the

25:34

area of US twenty nine look

25:36

flattened and quote unquote, fanswept.

25:39

As if a million fans, I had a golf ball.

25:41

I've never heard the phrase, fans wept

25:43

before. But, no, I'm assuming flattened

25:45

almost crops circularly. I said a man

25:47

was placed down and kind of swirled him. That's what I'm

25:50

assuming. Okay. Big, you know, big wind.

25:52

Yeah. Big wind.

25:52

Big wind. Big winded. But

25:55

the fun wasn't quite over yet.

25:57

Okay. Later that same night, about a hundred

25:59

and ninety

25:59

miles southeast of Daniel's

26:02

bill near the coast of Efuckingham County.

26:04

Efham. Never love

26:07

it. Favorite words ever. Efham.

26:09

An unnamed woman claimed to have seen a

26:11

pair of small silver clad

26:13

humanoid beings standing beside US

26:16

seventeen, leading some to wonder

26:18

if the same creatures that had forced Paul Brown

26:20

to a stop had made another pit

26:22

stop in the same state. It's

26:24

brief. This lady did not pause to fucking interact.

26:26

She was just like, See you. Fuck

26:28

you. Look at the lupus. I don't need this shit

26:30

in my life. Nobody does. There

26:32

you go. It

26:33

must be again

26:36

noted here that Georgians weren't the

26:38

only folks to be tormented by crazy

26:40

creatures in the US. As during the same time

26:42

frame, people were encountering odd objects

26:44

and entities and as far flung

26:46

places as Europa, Missouri Chatham,

26:49

Virginia, and far beyond. But

26:51

for our purposes here, we are going to continue

26:53

to monitor only Georgia specific

26:55

events. So again, We're

26:58

gonna be referring to I'm sure when we talk

27:00

about this David Webb's excellent year

27:02

of the Humanoids report in nineteen seventy three,

27:04

we're gonna be talking about other things,

27:06

but this was like a global and

27:08

and particularly the United States in a

27:10

lot of ways centered event.

27:13

This just happens to be one unique pocket

27:16

of it. That was affecting Georgia during a very short span

27:18

of time. Alright. Cool. Less

27:20

than a week later, at

27:22

about three thirty PM on

27:24

October nineteenth, An unidentified woman

27:26

was driving on i seventy five near

27:28

Ashburn, Georgia when suddenly

27:30

her engine, power steering,

27:32

and brakes all simultaneously

27:34

shut down forcing her to use all

27:36

of her strength to corral the car to the

27:38

side of the road. So

27:40

far, This is a typical if unnerving

27:43

component to many a UFO encounter.

27:45

But in this case, there were no flying

27:47

saucers in the blue Georgia sky.

27:49

But what she would see next would scar

27:52

her psyche nonetheless. The

27:54

woman claimed that she had a

27:56

strange feeling, and when she glanced to

27:58

the right, she she

27:59

described she saw, excuse me,

28:02

what she described as a four

28:04

foot tall metal man

28:06

approaching her car who, quote,

28:08

appeared to be wearing a metallic pewter

28:10

like outfit, capped with a bubble

28:12

or dome made of the same

28:15

material. There

28:16

were two openings for the eyes. The slits

28:18

were rectangular. So I've got

28:20

images. I I don't know if I remember to send them to you, but

28:22

I'll definitely send them to you. I've got an image of this

28:24

and another one that's coming up. Oh, cool. That

28:27

we can

28:27

use. Think of like a goldfish bowl.

28:30

Okay. Sitting atop a pair of shoulders.

28:32

That's just, like, shiny metal with

28:34

two rectangular isolates dead in the

28:36

center. That's approximately where eyes would be. To

28:38

the aliens, I swear I got it back and then the aliens

28:40

used to be much fucking cooler. So

28:43

boss. So there's no no no I

28:45

know the whole gray thing, but, like, even the

28:47

manish people in their reptilian is kinda boring, but,

28:49

like, god, this thing sounds fucking cold. Dude. It's

28:51

not even over yet. Okay. Alright. I'm right.

28:53

But I I completely agree with your Oh,

28:55

man. I I'm my body is ready. I'm prepared.

28:58

Prepared. The

28:59

diminutive metal being, whose head moved in

29:01

a jerky mechanical motion and

29:03

whose arms from the elbows down were

29:06

extremely narrow and deeply wrinkled

29:08

resembling kin's legs? Oh.

29:10

I

29:10

don't know why,

29:13

but oh. It's off. Slowly

29:15

walked around her car almost

29:17

like predator encircling its prey

29:19

for the better part of six minutes,

29:21

which must have felt like six fucking

29:24

hours before moving away as

29:26

mysteriously as it had arrived, one

29:28

second it was there, the next it

29:29

was gone. Gold

29:32

brown shiny shiny shiny skin.

29:34

Fucking metal pewter outfit. Elbow

29:36

suddenly turned into, like, fucking

29:38

thin dowel rods that

29:40

are all wrinkly and chickened up and didn't know if

29:42

she ever saw it's hands, but I'm assuming they're

29:45

talents. Yeah. They gotta be. I mean, what else could

29:47

it be? Fucking alright, dude.

29:49

The woman, too terrified to move, was

29:51

in the same place when a state trooper

29:53

arrived sometime later. She related her

29:56

frankly unbelievable story, but to

29:58

her shock, the officer did not dismiss her

30:00

account out of hand and informed

30:02

the eyewitness that he had

30:04

heard a similar story from several other drivers

30:06

that day. Oh, dude. This thing

30:08

is just hanging out on the side of the road. Chicken

30:10

Arms son of a bitch.

30:13

Man. If you're a state trooper dude, you got you got to get the

30:15

boys. Yeah. Yeah. Korean mom. This is

30:17

the early seventies. This is -- Yeah. -- you know,

30:20

before So if you're gonna win Yeah, dude. You gotta because you know there's

30:22

gonna be an impromptu posse of, like, you

30:24

know, locals armed to the teeth. Oh, 269 gotta

30:26

start the posse. Oh. Yeah. But this is

30:29

You gotta deputize the town. Yeah.

30:31

Oh, yes. But this is beyond us

30:33

boys and and girls and folks who

30:35

are gonna We're gonna get our out We're gonna kill us some

30:37

goddamn chicken arm for an eight

30:39

piece sixty three. Get

30:41

down to the town square. We got

30:43

raffles. We got raffles for you. Pitchfork.

30:45

Have a ass on. Have a ass.

30:47

Billy, you you be the torch bearer. Here you

30:49

go. Start the fucking we're gonna find

30:51

these goddamn aliens that they're chicken arms

30:53

that fucking grossed me the fuck out. Oh, I see. I don't know why. Didn't you

30:55

get grubbed out the stack of those? Because it because

30:58

it's a then it's a it goes from being

31:00

it it's it's like a mechanical with, like,

31:02

some kinda weird organic shit built into

31:04

it. Yeah. Or It's like a studio. Wearing

31:06

a weirdly organic body. It's like a

31:08

real shade elevator. Yeah. This Ship

31:11

Vader. Shit. I

31:13

haven't really talked about. Often

31:15

seen Ship Vader. No. You Alright,

31:17

La. Where are we where are we at now? Truly,

31:20

mechanics had to be called in. As for

31:22

over three hours, the woman's engine

31:24

remained too hot to touch.

31:26

Oh. But

31:26

the engine would not be the only thing burned

31:28

that fateful night. For

31:30

a shadow who we Oh, man. There's

31:32

gonna be fire. Bear's gonna Well,

31:34

there's not gonna be fire specific. Oh, come

31:36

on. Weird energy. I'm very fine.

31:38

Say, okay. Will that do in a patch? Yes.

31:41

Weird to hope a energy No. We're

31:43

still not there yet. Oh, hold on to

31:45

it. Okay. Just tether your toilet.

31:47

Okay? He has. Put it by your side. I find his

31:49

over here. Fuck him. Train went

31:51

on the top and the corner. Alright.

31:53

Okay. Approximately five hours

31:55

later and about a hundred and seventy miles

31:57

northwest of Evingham County and about

31:59

fifty miles south of Daniel's

32:01

bill. Again, if these deck directions are as

32:03

easy as easy as easy as I know. It's all in this,

32:05

like, triangular cluster font. In

32:07

Georgia. Yeah. Good. Another woman, this one

32:09

driving through Morgan County, Georgia,

32:11

swore that she was being followed by

32:13

what looked like a pair of fluorescent beams

32:15

of light that kept oscillating in

32:17

color and shape above

32:19

her car. Terrified

32:21

beyond words, the anonymous woman pulled

32:23

into the first driveway she came to

32:25

and burst into a house without knocking of

32:28

Jesus. The startled strangers were

32:30

likely resentful of this

32:32

intrusion. But when they accompanied their panicked

32:34

and uninvited guest out side, they too

32:36

saw the object of her fear

32:38

floating above them. Oh. At

32:40

this point, I'm not sure if the primary witness

32:42

remained at the Stranger's house for

32:44

the night or if she managed to muster up

32:46

the courage to continue her journey.

32:48

But what is known is that the following

32:50

morning her face was inexplicably burned

32:52

a condition that endured at

32:55

least a week. But

32:57

if

32:58

possible, things

32:59

were about to get even weirder.

33:01

So

33:02

that's our only non humanoid

33:04

contact. Okay. I mean, it's not organic. Alright.

33:06

I mean, who knows? Like like glowing

33:08

269 space snakes? Atmospheric monsters --

33:11

Yeah. -- a ship that can, you know,

33:13

change shape willy nilly, which is not

33:15

unheard of in, you know, urology. I mean, doesn't

33:17

sound like the light was, like, beating down on

33:19

her, but it was enough to actually, like, burn her skin.

33:21

What we don't know too is if it was, like, you

33:23

know, maybe thirty feet long and a

33:25

hundred feet above or if it was, like, six

33:28

feet long and five feet above our car. We

33:30

don't know. Almost like a like a

33:32

UV burn. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. I'm assuming it's

33:34

like a sunburn because they didn't specify

33:36

anything else. And something that doesn't show up

33:38

immediately, but definitely no happen the

33:40

next day tends to be Yeah.

33:42

Some BUV. Yeah. Yeah. UV. Like

33:44

so who the fuck knows? Alright. And

33:46

and and again, it's hard to get things. Like,

33:48

I couldn't find in the in the Ashburn, you know, round

33:50

headed robot man story, the name of the cop or

33:52

any of the other eyewitnesses or the name of

33:54

the primary eyewitness. So I

33:57

mean, obviously, they protecting the anonymity and privacy

33:59

of

33:59

eyewitnesses as should be done. Total,

34:02

I'm assuming somewhere in some private files

34:04

of some of these the gators

34:06

that the actual names are there, and maybe someday

34:08

discrete investigations can be made, though, I'd

34:10

imagine we've probably lost I

34:12

mean, it's and well, not half a century.

34:14

A lot of the eyewitnesses by

34:17

this point. But but, anyway,

34:19

that's neither here nor It is it

34:21

is just what We're information have. So moving on

34:23

to what will be our last

34:25

account and just

34:28

pucking weird. Just

34:28

probably the weirdest one we're gonna deal

34:30

with yet. Alright. The

34:32

next day, a University of Georgia

34:34

student

34:36

with the totally fucking excellent name of Mars Walker. Oh,

34:39

that's awesome. Oh, what can my

34:41

name be that? I mean she's cool,

34:43

but fucking she could Golar

34:45

fucking Mars walker rules. Claims to have seen

34:48

what might be the strangest being of the

34:50

bunch when on October twentieth,

34:52

as he was studying in his

34:54

Athens apartment, which is located

34:56

approximately midway between Daniel'sville and Morgan County.

34:58

Again, do the mapping yourself. Yep. He

35:00

heard an

35:02

awful high pitched siren like sound M and A from outside.

35:04

It was not REM tuning up.

35:06

Good 269 it. Athens, Georgia.

35:10

That's a little What is what is oh, what is Ariam Ariam from Athens,

35:12

Georgia thought they were? I have no idea.

35:14

But let's assume I'm right. Otherwise,

35:17

the head is a wasted record. Dude, or all the

35:20

REM fans out there and me so fucking

35:22

man. If you were like, yeah, you know, the misfits there from

35:24

fucking Texas, I'd be

35:26

like, fuck yourself. They're not. They're from Lodi, New Jersey. Wow. Yeah.

35:28

Because when you do it, I

35:30

identify

35:30

as a misfits fan. REM fans

35:32

identify as REM fans. REM

35:35

heads. If you will get the theme club and have the fucking

35:37

REM head club. Alright. Well, I keep reading. Confirm

35:39

if I'm an asshole or not.

35:42

For REM?

35:44

Yes. Till two seconds. Alright. Listen, he heard an awful

35:46

high pitched siren like sound M and A from outside.

35:48

You can follow the story in Google. Alright,

35:50

Ben. It's three m band.

35:53

Alright. I I have it for you real quick.

35:55

They're from oh, shit. Alright. I'm

35:57

gonna continue. Jesus Christ.

35:58

As if this weren't already terrifying

36:01

enough, In the next moment, Mars was bathed in an

36:03

eerie aquamarine glow like a

36:06

watch dial. You are correct, Athens, Georgia, but

36:08

they formed in

36:10

nineteen eighty. Okay. What

36:11

did I say? I don't know. I don't think I said that, you know, I'm just saying that this is this is

36:13

this is this is seventy years of the human knowledge. Yeah.

36:15

But they still could go back in

36:17

practice in Athens. And

36:19

seventy three. I'm

36:20

just a

36:22

young Michael stipulation. A young Michael

36:24

stipend of flowing hair. Oh, it's a

36:26

young Michael stipend something on his head.

36:29

Alright. Here we go. Okay. So we got that

36:31

out of the way. Yep. So now I'm

36:33

getting back. Alright. So in

36:34

case you didn't catch it because I know

36:37

you're reading. Mars Walker

36:38

was bathed in an eerie aquamarine glow

36:41

like a watch style -- Okay. -- that

36:43

was coming through his window. Cool.

36:46

It's

36:46

hard to know what Mars was imagining in those few brief moments. Was

36:48

it an air raid siren blasting? Did

36:51

that unnatural glow mean

36:53

that some Jackass had finally pushed the button and the end

36:55

was nice. Oh, that's so fucking unnerving. I

36:57

mean, if I heard a fucking siren

37:00

and saw a flash of light through

37:02

the window I would definitely especially Every time I

37:04

see helicopters. I'm like, oh, that's it. They're being aggressive. We're

37:06

showing aggressive. We're showing aggressive. We're

37:08

showing aggressive. Are the Canadians at the

37:10

border? Yeah. What are we gonna do? Oh,

37:12

goddamn it. Or

37:14

was he

37:14

more pragmatic and just curious to

37:16

see what was going on? Either way,

37:19

the frightened student abandoned his work, ran for the front door,

37:21

and flung it open where he was

37:23

immediately confronted by a site

37:25

he would never forget. Floating

37:28

before him approximately one hundred

37:30

and fifty feet away was a

37:32

purplish or peculiar object that he

37:34

estimated to be anywhere from ten

37:36

to perhaps seventeen feet in diameter. All the

37:38

while, the

37:38

horrible piercing sound seemed to grow even

37:40

louder as Mars watched the

37:43

objects slowly land. It would

37:45

be then that this young academic

37:47

would come face to face with the

37:49

unthinkable, Michael Stipe in REM.

37:52

Yes. Okay. According to his report, Mars could only astonishment

37:54

as a, quote, human like

37:56

being standing erect and, quote,

37:59

began to take form within the screeching orb.

38:02

Oh god. At first, the

38:04

undulating apparition resembled a, quote,

38:06

green opaque

38:08

hologram. And, quote, the humanoid's

38:10

head was covered in tentacle

38:12

like protrusions that widened

38:14

into 269 like apertures and

38:17

Mars noted that its hands, which it was

38:19

using to manipulate and take readings

38:21

with odd apparatuses that hung

38:23

from its belt came equipped with just

38:25

three or four fingers. Glowing green,

38:28

technical head would fucking trump

38:30

it like I don't know.

38:32

Dude, with all with a fucking tactical

38:34

fucking fat belt. This facility is

38:36

shit. Fucking hell or space

38:38

dude or No. Literally. Yeah.

38:40

Yeah. Oh, shit. But as

38:41

awe inspiring as the site before him

38:44

undoubtedly was, what struck Mars

38:46

as being the most bizarre aspect of

38:48

the event was how utterly uninterested this alien

38:50

seemed to be in his fellow

38:52

intelligent entity. Quote. The

38:54

odd thing to me is how little attention

38:57

it paid me. No interest in communicating with me or

38:59

threatening me or any other activity besides

39:02

observing end quote, which

39:04

is either

39:06

Okay. A tribute to the narcissism of humanity.

39:08

Like, what the fuck? I'm here. Right.

39:10

I'm here. Pay attention

39:12

to me. Or just somebody who's astounded

39:15

that this guy would rather like scan a

39:17

tree, some fruit, grab a rock, whatever the fuck

39:19

aliens do. It's like, dude, we know

39:21

about you. We study tons of you. Yeah. 269 liking an ape.

39:23

You don't matter. This shit could be significant. I

39:25

mean, if if we see a squirrel on that, let go

39:27

shit the fuck it's squirrel. Where is it? It's true.

39:29

There's a squirrel. Like, if you see

39:31

a beautiful tree with a squirrel in it, you're

39:34

looking at that fucking tree. Yeah. Because you've seen a

39:36

fucking squirrel. And the squirrel's like, it

39:38

doesn't even care about me. My god. Those

39:40

fucking humans sort of a bitch. Like a really

39:42

sensitive fucking squirrel. A real

39:44

fucking super touchy squirrel.

39:46

Let's just, like, why don't you care about me? You're like, I

39:48

can't do this every goddamn welcome

39:50

you're a grown crop. That is definitely a

39:52

fucking flawless analogy. I love it.

39:55

though So

39:56

Mars, wherever you're at, buddy.

39:58

He was treated to a box seat view of the peculiar entities

40:00

action for the better part of a half

40:02

fucking hour, something that, by the way, never

40:04

seems to happen in the era of 4K smart

40:07

No. Never. Never. No. Never. You don't

40:09

even get five minutes. No. Like, good

40:11

glowing green fucking tentacle headed alien

40:14

bullshit. Should I just get some weird humanoid flying? You're

40:16

like, what fuck is that and that's gone. And anyone

40:18

who does shoot fucking footage of a monster or an alien or whatever is

40:20

apparently stealing my fucking cool pad

40:22

in the middle of the night.

40:24

Yeah. And using, like, the lowest

40:26

possible quality resolution ever conceived. Sorry.

40:30

Cool pad. I

40:32

think. You don't be right, buddy. Apologize with the

40:34

cool pad. Yeah. Alright, man.

40:38

Whatever. Alright. So watch

40:40

this pucker for a half hour before the creature

40:42

unceremoniously reentered the rounded

40:45

object and dematerialized in front of the

40:47

observer's eye. Oh, so it didn't like, take off, just kind of

40:50

dematerialize. Back in the thing, but it will take off. Oh,

40:52

okay. Cool.

40:54

Right. Within seconds, the wailing vessel was out of sight.

40:56

But one has to wonder how many other high

40:58

witnesses there must have been to this noisy

41:02

encounter. With a population of around forty four thousand souls circa

41:04

the mid the mid early seventies. Right.

41:06

It it would seem that Mars Walker

41:08

could not have been the only one

41:11

to see the glowing green tentacle headed fiend

41:13

and its screeching purple craft in

41:16

Athens, Georgia, that day.

41:18

Or maybe it wasn't a

41:20

visitation by an extraterrestrial real. But

41:22

an interdimensional slip made

41:24

by a misunderstanding man who for

41:26

a harrowing half hour was

41:28

on another world much like

41:30

our own and in the presence of an intelligence perhaps greater

41:32

than we can imagine. Uh-huh. A little

41:34

interdimensional uncle Rob. Well, the

41:36

only reason I Throw that

41:38

in there besides the fact that I love the layered

41:40

reality. Yeah. You know, I mean, or

41:42

membrane reality, whatever you wanna call it,

41:44

layered seems more horizontal, membrane

41:46

seem more vertical to me. I don't know

41:48

why. It doesn't fucking matter. I don't know how it works. It works, but I believe it's there. I'm

41:50

there. That, you know, a ton of

41:51

fucking people

41:52

would be aware of a screaming.

41:56

Yeah. Siren y ten to seventeen foot glowing orb even

41:58

if they didn't all get to see that dude. Yeah.

42:00

269 an apartment complex. It's a loud

42:03

I don't know if it's a conference room. It could be good it could be just in

42:05

a neighborhood. I doubt it's an apartment and a

42:08

pasture and a field in the middle of fucking

42:10

nowhere. Right. I know Athens is

42:12

pretty populous, and then he's the only one

42:14

at home at the time. Mhmm. So I I'm

42:16

thinking you have to come up with alternate reasons.

42:18

Besides the fact that people some people wouldn't

42:20

wanna report it, but there'd be some people that would You

42:22

think somebody else would definitely notice

42:24

this thing. Right. And in terms of this thing being more

42:26

intelligent or not, who the fuck knows? I mean, it could have been

42:28

some weird organic automaton

42:30

that's just designed to, like, pick fruit, study bark,

42:32

and it doesn't have the capacity. And that's

42:34

paid attention to us needy humans. Yeah. Just

42:36

it's doing what it's fucking programmed to do. Yeah.

42:39

But I

42:39

like to get lofty. If you got some tentacles on

42:41

your head, you're you're just sucking with those

42:43

big open tubes sucking information

42:46

by osmosis. Alright. Let's wrap this up.

42:47

Alright. Whatever the answers may

42:49

be, these encounters and many other

42:51

local UFO sightings because

42:54

don't forget, we're just dealing with

42:56

humanoid chip mostly here and fluorescent

42:58

tubes of some sort. There's

43:00

ton scans of UFO sightings in

43:02

the Georgia area during this

43:04

From August to October especially.

43:06

These UFO sightings remain some of the most

43:08

intriguing in urology and the

43:12

question remains. What was going on in nineteen seventy three

43:14

that made our world so appealing to

43:16

visitors from other 269. And why

43:18

did so

43:20

many choose to land in Georgia during such a short span

43:22

of time. Was it a bizarre

43:24

game of interdimensional cat and mouse

43:27

between rival species? Some sort of intergalactic

43:29

scavenger hunt or was something more profound going

43:32

on? Was a window somehow opened on

43:34

our world

43:36

one that would have ordinarily remained locked, allowing

43:38

myriad intelligences access to

43:40

us and our resources for just

43:43

a short period of time. The

43:45

mind boggles at the implications.

43:48

But for the

43:49

five individuals who managed to make

43:51

contact, their lives were profoundly changed

43:53

by their experiences. And we

43:55

can only hope it was

43:57

for the better. Oh, shit.

43:59

There is Georgia invasion

44:02

nineteen seventy three, such a

44:04

really cool year, though. They actually, at one point, you and I went through

44:07

almost a goddamn entire document with everybody, Rob

44:09

Christoff, or Yeah. We have, like, a two

44:11

hour plus poll. It was 269. Three

44:14

hours. Yeah. For and he check them out over there, our stream Our

44:16

streams guys. Yeah. He fantastic. Cold Harold

44:19

on it. All right now. Yeah. Which is

44:21

super dope. In the super dope. And,

44:23

yeah, and Rod has a bunch of really awesome

44:25

episodes going on over there. His show was

44:27

back out there doing his jam. Oh, yeah.

44:29

So cool, pure fan. So, no, you missed it when it had

44:31

a brief hiatus immediately piggyback

44:34

a hundred percent. Because but it's fantastic.

44:36

Going through this entire thing with Rob, unfortunately,

44:38

the episode, Rob's not Rob Christofferson

44:40

are Rob Michael Rob. Uncle Bob. UPS ancient

44:43

archaic Rob. He's a computer shit,

44:45

gone bad. Yeah, dude. And

44:48

couldn't upload But regardless, we got to go through it with Robin. It was super cool and was

44:50

fun. It really is kind of a weird

44:52

little

44:52

space in time

44:53

where kinda like you allude to

44:55

here 269 in in your in

44:57

in your research here about, but I was like,

44:59

a fucking window pops open and all of a

45:02

sudden there's

45:02

a ton of fucking shit.

45:03

Absolutely. This is Georgia. So many fucking

45:06

things went down in nineteen seventy three that was

45:08

really hard to keep a track on it all.

45:10

But I will say this

45:12

from from an outline, a

45:14

tidbit that speaking of Rob

45:16

Kristofferson, he sent me. David

45:18

Webb, who wrote nineteen seventy three the year of the

45:20

humanoid analysis of the

45:22

fall nine seventy three UFO humanoid wave. So it's just focused

45:24

on the autumn of that year. Right? And

45:26

obviously, he did it for

45:27

the center for UFO studies. Web

45:30

recorded seventy reports of this type

45:32

during the five months from August through

45:34

December nineteen seventy three. That's a

45:36

fucking lot. That's a That is a

45:38

lot. Alright. 269, fifty

45:40

five took place in the continental United

45:42

States. Thirty

45:42

six in October and

45:45

seven on October seventeenth.

45:48

With two more occurring on the night of October

45:50

sixteenth, this represents the largest

45:52

number of humanoid reports from a

45:54

single country since the legendary French wave of nineteen fifty

45:56

four, which brings us back to the other

45:58

biggest humanoid era at least in the

45:59

twentieth century. Jesus. So people

46:02

were seeing much weird shit

46:04

in just in October alone. Yeah.

46:06

And and and it's it's it's a main just

46:08

a couple of fucking days with

46:10

that, really. Wow. Thirty six in October. That's all. Yeah. It almost

46:12

does kinda feel like maybe something

46:14

kinda opened up. And I know interventional

46:16

mug fucking the shaman or whatever,

46:18

but like

46:20

it seems kind of bizarre that all of a sudden there's a tonnage happening

46:22

in, like, one, like, all in one month. Yeah.

46:24

And now, you know, again, there's that

46:26

part of me, the pop culture of folklores to

46:30

me that's like, what was going on? Like, you know, the Oompa Lupa catch --

46:32

Right. -- was excellent on your part. It it's

46:34

not to say that these can't

46:36

be weird mind parasiticide type

46:39

things that are glomming on to things that

46:41

are in the popular consciousness, just the minds

46:43

of people, what's being broadcast on airwaves

46:45

-- Right. -- what they're catching through radio signals

46:47

who the fuck knows how they're monitoring us and that they're sort

46:49

of assimilating that into their appearance because

46:52

they can appear any fucking way

46:54

they want. I don't choose

46:56

to believe that as exclusively the case,

46:58

but I I feel like I have to put it out there. Okay.

47:00

In some cases, they look

47:01

so much like

47:04

popular images of monsters

47:06

-- Mhmm. -- that it's almost that it's

47:08

one of two things. It has to be a hoax of

47:10

varying or three things, I guess. I'll give

47:12

I'll give you the benefit of that by saying b,

47:14

really really fucked up misidentification interpreted through the

47:17

eyes of some shit you saw.

47:19

Right. Or these things are

47:21

really trying to look like like,

47:23

you know, the horror the creatures from, like, the horror party

47:26

beach or whatever. Which is such a

47:28

weird like, I guess if you're if if if if you're

47:30

an outside

47:32

you know, race of whatever more intelligently evolved

47:34

things and you're looking at a

47:37

species like that like us.

47:40

Like, you'd think you'd be able to 269 of

47:42

suss out, like, they all kind of look this way. Yeah.

47:44

They all kind of have this. Even though we have a

47:46

lot of different things probably shouldn't look

47:48

like a Gilman. You know? That's what you think. Like But

47:51

then, I mean, maybe not. If you're catching, like, a

47:53

late night broadcast of John Agar's, like,

47:55

brain from planet aeros or

47:57

whatever, I think, oh, human beings interact with floating space brains

47:59

all the fucking time? Because you just you don't

48:01

know if maybe you're an alien intelligence that this

48:04

is not

48:06

a documentary. You see black and white World War two footage. You see a black and white

48:08

fifties fucking monster movie fiend without a

48:10

face and there's these brains with antennas

48:12

scooching around. Right. You know, getting

48:14

plastered and fucking attacking people, strangling them with

48:16

spinal cords are fucking awesome. You

48:18

don't know necessarily if you're not from

48:20

here,

48:21

what is an authentic representation of what they're used

48:23

to and what is not. And also

48:25

what is, like, a loving hug and what is

48:27

a deadly embrace? You

48:30

know, or if, you know, from the actual, like, witnesses

48:32

perspective. If they're just using what

48:34

they have to come up with an idea of what this

48:36

thing looks

48:38

like, where it's something like you, I've never even seen anything like this before. Sure. And

48:40

you see it and you're just, like, it kinda looks like

48:42

this. And and you kinda, like,

48:44

might exaggerate it a little bit.

48:46

Or maybe, like, add your own elements to it. Right. But if you don't have context for

48:48

269, like, I mean, nowadays, you know, in

48:50

two thousand twenty two here, we

48:53

could see shit and

48:55

and we have a huge back catalog of

48:57

pop culture. Shit to come off. That is a bachelors. We

49:00

don't really have no.

49:02

Imagine, like, in the fifties, someone sees a

49:04

fucking send you're

49:06

gonna be like, oh, white dude with a bunch of fucking pins in

49:08

his head bleeding with a box and a fucking weird leather

49:10

dress with a bunch of really fucked

49:13

up looking friends. No. But with the same A

49:15

hundred percent right. So have access to it now via the Internet. 269 have

49:18

to be Cenabyte. I

49:20

have off fucking. Well, if you

49:22

wanna if you wanna keep on this Weird.

49:24

Weird poll. Well, yeah. But you never know what people

49:26

be seeing in twenty, thirty, a hundred years.

49:28

Right. True. The beginning of the

49:30

original, the day the

49:32

year stood still. Mhmm. When the

49:34

spaceman comes out followed by, you know, court, the

49:36

robot he's wearing a circular

49:38

metal helmet with rectangular eye

49:40

apertures and a silvery body

49:42

suit. Oh. Now he's got normal arms from

49:44

the the elbow

49:46

down. Right. But that That's interesting. That's the early fifties. Right. You

49:48

know, it certainly wasn't pop culture

49:50

consciousness. I'm sure it had been on television

49:52

by the time the early seventies

49:54

came by. So you have to we this doesn't go any

49:56

way to explaining anything. Right. But

49:58

images are out there -- Mhmm. -- that people

50:00

made a fleetingly scene

50:02

or that other creatures

50:04

might be using for

50:06

whatever reason because they think it looks more

50:08

natural than their appearance. Though that doesn't

50:10

really apply to a tentacle headed glowing

50:12

green dude, who clearly isn't trying to look

50:14

like anything but whatever the fuck he is. I

50:16

guess it was the seventies, so you're right. They

50:19

definitely did have a sci fi there is

50:21

a a reference for science fiction stuff like that. Yeah. There's definitely

50:23

books and TV at this point. And and the I'm

50:25

sure I'll let the ideas all that, like,

50:27

maybe you interpret

50:30

as you have to. Right. Like, to to whatever you're comfortable with

50:32

seeing is how you interpret it, which is

50:34

that kind of plays into the whole,

50:38

like, jock believe that they're getting blasted into our mind from the tenth

50:40

fucking, you know, move of Jupiter or whatever.

50:42

And it's all like a weird second phenomenon where

50:44

there's kind of blasting into our brains from light

50:46

years away. And we just kinda perceive

50:48

them as we want. Which, by the way, I hate it.

50:50

I mean, I love I love I respect

50:52

Jean Vela's work, but

50:54

but I just I can't have them all phantoms

50:57

of the mind. I really wanna think that a dude

50:59

who's wearing a round silver helmet with little

51:01

square eyes or regular eyes and

51:03

chicken arms was just checking out the

51:05

fucking the Plymouth fucking

51:07

blaster or whatever the fuck cars were back then because

51:09

he was interested or whatever its

51:11

agenda was. Yeah. And that there was a

51:13

weird technical headed glowing green fuck all, just doing whatever in

51:15

the yard. Not saying that that it's not real. It's just saying that

51:17

the way that communicate with us 269,

51:20

like, psychically. Well,

51:22

telepathic communication to me is not the same as blasting images

51:24

into our head for whatever fucking reason that may

51:26

be real and may not be real. But

51:29

making us feel like they're real. That is kinda some

51:32

weird crossover where, like,

51:34

dimensionally vail speaking. You know,

51:36

if you are, like, in a window area where it's,

51:38

like, you your consciousness

51:40

is kinda stuck between two worlds. So you're

51:42

kinda you're you're perceiving something

51:44

that is in fact

51:46

there, but on your plan of existence, it

51:48

might not be. Which is something like that.

51:50

Through a window. We yeah. And we we

51:52

talk about plenty of times. Plenty of times, and we toyed with

51:55

it. Just talking about Mars Walk in the technical.

51:57

And also too, I mean, we can't take off the table, obviously, you

51:59

know, hoax -- Yeah. -- you know, what's

52:02

unfortunate has happened or, you know,

52:04

misidentified shit. Which does

52:06

also happen. Yes. And that's always

52:08

there and there's always a ton of possibilities

52:10

with that. It's

52:11

interesting too to me. And and with that,

52:14

we have to acknowledge too that most of

52:16

these eyewitness sightings that came when people were

52:18

alone. Yeah. Mars Walker was

52:20

alone. Yeah. The the woman that saw the Ashburn robot for

52:22

lack of a better name. She was

52:24

alone, but there was the claim

52:26

that an officer came and other people

52:28

saw it. You're right. Paul

52:30

Brown was alone. The the

52:31

woman in the car that was followed by

52:33

the weird undulating fluorescent Yeah. Those people

52:36

saw that. There was allegedly additional

52:38

eyewitnesses, so that's intriguing. And am

52:40

I missing any right now? I'm trying

52:42

to think. Oh, there was Yes.

52:45

The

52:45

two silver guys standing at the side of US

52:47

seventeen later the same night as Paul

52:49

Brown Siding, again, in effingham County by

52:51

an unseen woman.

52:54

But again,

52:55

that's a single woman in a car. Interesting also that so many of these things

52:57

took place on or near roads. Yeah.

52:59

That's that's that's

53:04

you know,

53:04

I mean, Americans were traveling a lot in the seventies. You know? I mean,

53:07

the car boom had exploded in the mid twentieth

53:09

century and it was on. In

53:12

the first couple of dudes there, just kinda we're strictly hanging out on

53:14

the road. I was like, hey, here we are. We're gonna land.

53:16

We're gonna come out with our sweet oba

53:19

suits and looking a little bugging. Oopalupas. Do a little thing.

53:21

Just love landing their ass on the side of the road.

53:23

Fucking not giving a shit. What you're doing? They're doing

53:26

their thing. That is super

53:28

interesting though that he's such a short

53:30

time period and all this shit just kinda pops.

53:32

That's what makes the the Georgia

53:34

impatient so fast. Oh,

53:36

totally. It if all of this was spread,

53:38

you know, from, like, nineteen ten to nineteen eighty and, you

53:40

know, whatever happened to take place in Georgia, I'd be like,

53:42

alright, some anomalous shit happens everywhere.

53:45

But how condensed it is in time frame and

53:48

how evidently unrelated,

53:50

like the the silver orb headed

53:54

thing and the oompulumpas, as you call them, and the, you know, the

53:56

tentacle headed glowing green guy,

53:58

the fluorescent tubes. It's all what

53:59

the fuck?

54:02

This is totally not even connected. They don't seem to be of a same piece except

54:04

for the fact that UFOs are

54:06

associated with

54:06

a few of them. Yeah. Two of them, I think, at

54:09

least, definitely the the one

54:11

Paul Brown, the pastor car dealer incident, and then the purplish object

54:13

that landed in Athens, Georgia -- Yep. --

54:15

because they were seven years early for

54:17

the REM contract. And

54:20

Michael Stipes came out and played everyone in a jam. When you see the picture,

54:22

it doesn't look anything like Michael Stipes, but if you

54:25

squint really hard, you feel like, That

54:27

might be my custody. Maybe he landed in seventy

54:30

three and rocked our balls off from nine

54:32

eighty on. Dude, there. As long as he didn't

54:34

bring that weird angel thing from losing my

54:36

religion when they their finger. And that

54:38

was a dumbass air hole that

54:40

it had. Oh, that freaks me out. That wasn't that

54:42

wasn't their best ear of music. This is I'm an

54:44

REM fan, legit. It's funny that's

54:46

not the best. It's just gross. It was

54:48

grubby. Yeah. Don't -- It's a great video. -- don't

54:50

finger my wound. Like, don't

54:52

finger my wound. That's not gonna be

54:54

a teacher we're gonna No. No. Never ever ever ever

54:56

ever. Oh, man. Well, there you have the

54:58

Georgia invasion nineteen seventy three.

55:00

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buy bootleg shit, but then I go and

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buy it. You're feeding the box because I

55:54

really want the fucking quilt set.

55:57

It. So but I mean, everyone wants to be snuggly.

55:59

Yeah. I love doing totally. I'm not gonna lie. If it was a

56:01

fleece blanket, I would already be supporting -- Yeah.

56:03

-- beams right now. These

56:06

guys him art thieves. There's fucking kind art

56:08

thief. So, yeah, I think that's

56:10

it. There's the difference. This is the well,

56:13

I mean, it's it's everything we do. You never really came

56:15

through with your telpa though. I'm a little worried about that. Oh, yeah. No. It's okay. We're gonna say that for

56:17

a later day. We're gonna This is not our last

56:20

visitation with

56:22

nineteen seven three. We we'll have more. We I

56:24

mean, I think this deserves a broader spectrum

56:26

look. Obviously. For sure. It needs

56:28

to be broken down the pieces because

56:32

because I don't think we could ever do a marathon

56:34

again. You mean Rob literally went to

56:36

the top of Everett. Oh my 269. Yeah. Totally.

56:39

Died there, we were reborn, came home. Yeah. There is. And then there's

56:42

no photographs approved. We have. We went there.

56:44

Oh, we have we have

56:46

ourselves. It's of a bitch.

56:48

But but there's a lot of fascinating cases that take

56:50

place all over the world. And

56:52

maybe we'll break it down to, like, alternate

56:54

United States and and and maybe the rest of

56:56

the world. I don't know how we're gonna

56:58

do it, but but yeah, keep your eyes peeled. If you're interested, you can find the PDF for this

57:00

wonderful David Webb's wonderful report

57:03

and really really for those of a fourteen

57:06

mind fascinating. Well, this will definitely be a topic

57:08

that we're gonna be coming back because there is

57:10

a ton of cases in the PDF

57:12

that are awesome. Just fucking awesome. So much fun. It

57:14

never ends with awesome. No. My god. So dope. So

57:16

there you have it. Thank you all so very much.

57:18

And talking to

57:20

you soon.

57:22

Keep watching

57:22

my thighs. Yeah.

57:27

Alright. I'm watching them. There

57:29

they are. It's not

57:31

literal. Well, I mean, I mean, I kinda Like

57:34

celestial thighs. Alright. Fine. Your eye your

57:36

thighs in the sky. There you go. Perfect. My

57:38

thighs are down

57:40

here, buddy. Myself. Jesus will be talking

57:42

to you.