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we couldn't understand what you're saying steve but we still love you,

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tell you what i trust that i would trust steve with my life i would trust steve

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if i was taking uh you know some some suitcases through the airport,

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I'll trust Steve to shut his mouth.

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He would. Shut your mouth. Be a team player. Oh, yeah. I guarantee it.

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Yeah, he's not a snitch. I can tell you, man. He's built different.

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Them Irish, them pure Irish guys are pure blood. Hell, yeah. Built different.

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Yeah, so welcome to the show. Today, on this episode, we're going to talk about

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a drug bust at the Mexican border that that was hidden in a flower shipment of all things.

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So there's just so many things they try.

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I think flowers, it's funny that the last few have been with like scented things,

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you know, jalapenos flowers. Um, then we're going to talk about a fentanyl bus ring that was busted,

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moving drugs and stuffed animals of all things.

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So that would be interesting. And then we're going to talk about how basically

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Washington, uh, The state of Washington is banning pre-employment marijuana testing now.

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So, I mean, I think that should have just went with all the laws that they made, right?

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Why would you not include that in the law if you're going to legalize cannabis?

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I just never can understand that. Yeah, that should just be a given. Should be.

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I believe they've done it around here in some place. I know that for a fact.

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Because i took i took a hair test hair and got the job after blazing down hours before right and,

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day every day before that right i mean so yeah they weren't testing for that

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now they're going to have a bump in your hair i know right now i'm right.

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It's all right, man. Mike, you got that bump in your hair. Sorry,

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but we don't don't bump any of Bump's products. Well, fuck you.

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Don't want to work here anyway. Yeah. I'll take my bump and go.

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Take this job and shove it. I ain't bumping here no more.

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Yeah, I think that, you know, when they made all these states legal for cannabis,

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they never changed anything else. Yeah. okay you know what i mean get it now yeah you'll

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fuck you for it yeah exactly you can't get a job still yeah

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still get arrested by the feds you still get

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cps called on your ass yeah you know i'm saying they didn't

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change they didn't make it like alcohol where it's like let me

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crack a beer in front of everybody at the park no you're not

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doing you still got a smoking secret yeah it'll be

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a long time before cannabis loses the stigma

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like alcohol did oh cannabis has a certain

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stink to it in crowds some of these

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people up at ease this smell this mouth

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you know smell my ass

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and fuck them i mean

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it's real there's a lot of you know so there's prudes out there that don't like

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that smell and if you're smoking that shit and go somewhere you're gonna have

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it on you yeah you know the stink definitely on you if you're smoking flowers

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you know if you got your vapes That's a whole different ballpark,

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but some of us still like to burn the old tweeds.

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Yeah, I like the tweeds. Tweed's is where it's at.

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There's another story here I totally ignored, which is the DEA is confirming

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that psychedelic mushroom spores are legal.

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Really? Yeah. Spore has always been legal for research.

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The spores themselves, you can sell the spores legally.

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We bought some. Yeah, we bought spores. Yeah, you can buy them.

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You can buy kits and all that. Yeah, you can buy kits in grocery rooms.

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They sell them at the damn Wild Bill's Tobacco.

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So why don't they just make it... If you have the means, you can

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buy seeds, you can buy soil, you can buy lights, you can buy everything.

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Because it makes it hard, and if you really want it, you're going to have to

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do all this shit. And they know a lot of people are like, I don't want to do

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it like that. I just want it. I just want it. Now, wrapped up in a pretty package.

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That's what it is. It's commercial, you know. Yeah, oh yeah.

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That's what it is. As long as you can tax it. Yep.

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Well, let's start out with that one then. This is on MarijuanaMovement.net,

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and you can find this on DrugBusNews.com as always.

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This is published three days ago by Kyle Yeager.

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Nice picture, Kyle. Nice profile picture, Kyle. Hell yeah.

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Kyle Yeager. Chuck Yeager's grandson, bro. He's going to space in a different

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way, though. He's covering troops. He's one of the fuckers in the cosmos. Yeah, he is. He's in the universe.

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Fuck the moon, dude. I'm going to fucking Pluto, dude. I'm going outside the Milky Way. Yeah.

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A top drug enforcement DEA agent has affirmed.

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See, this is kind of sourceless. Yeah. It's kind of like a certain guy said

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this certain my spores that produce so-called magic mushrooms are not on their

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own federally prohibited. I think we knew that kind of like this story is kind of like not a real.

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It's just kind of reconfirming what we knew already. Right.

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He's looking for a news button for his own page. Oh, yeah. He's definitely getting

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some clicks on marijuana movement. But hey, we'll give him some juice.

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Juice it up. Check it out on our website. Juice it.

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Guaranteed to be better. drugbustnews.com so

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the chemical evaluation section chief

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Terrence Booze that tells

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you asked about legal status of spores in the letter from

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attorney Michael McGuire okay so they're going into

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who said it and how this all came about he sent a response on Tuesday that clarified

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the agency's position you know what I apologize Kyle Yeager this is a very good

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story so if the mushroom spores on any other material do not not contain psilocybin or psilocin.

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I guess that must be related. The material is considered not controlled.

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It's not controlled if it's a spore. You can't control a spore.

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A spore will fly through the atmosphere and get you wherever it can get you.

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So would that be the same as weed seeds? There's no THC and shit. Right. I think weed seeds are now they figure that

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is now federally legal too.

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I think they just made that judgment or whatever

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as long as it's like sold as a novelty you could always sell them

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right it had to be a novelty you couldn't sell

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it with that but yeah they're trying to get all this

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reform done and this this is just kind of clarifying some things

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you know this isn't especially relevatory as

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it's been long understood that the csa doesn't

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explicitly ban spores that could be used

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to produce so-called magic mushrooms so-called so everybody's got a so-called

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to it but the dea letter does make important for clarification so there you

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go you want to you want to sell some spores buy some spores you're federally

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legal to do so you can do it. Spores can't be controlled, only with, like, HEPA filters and shit,

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I get it. I don't know how you control spores. You just don't.

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Would you imagine if you, like, had spores all over your fucking walls growing

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magic mushrooms just everywhere? Imagine the problems you'd have when you look down at your dick every day. Taking a piss.

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How many spores you got growing on your own body living in a room full of spores

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growing on the walls like some fucking freaky stranger thing shit.

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Mushroom man coming to life. Mushroom man. mm-hmm the

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last of us yeah yeah well i

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played it it was a game yeah before on the playstation that

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was exactly what that shit is that's based off

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fact them spores those spores are based on bugs like

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that if you look it up that fungus it's a

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real fungus it's a bavaria bassiana or something i can't

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remember the fucking name yeah but it's a real thing that if

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you they have videos of it infecting like praying manises or

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some kind of fucking bugs whatever eats it from the inside bust them out

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and they turn into zombie like fucking creatures it takes over their mind

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and shit and they move around in some kind of fucking

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weird state like that yeah actually before taking there's some wasps that

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do that too it's like that yeah i know what you're talking about i forgot the name of

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the fucking wasp i'm into that shit i love freaking out on some shit like that

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anything's great it's real great when you get an hd fully zoomed in bug eating

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some shit that's freaky looking to me man yeah it is mother nature at its best

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fuck the violence of mother nature and on a micro level.

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On a micro level, yeah. Zombie crab. Imagine that shit if a praying mantis was

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six feet tall, human size. Yeah, we'd be screwed. We're dead. Yeah, we're dead. One swat with one of them

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bug arms would break your neck. Hell yeah.

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Damn. Yeah, how would you kill one? Bump. Bump. Put some bump in them.

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There has to be something that bugs would just instantly, you know,

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Starship Trooper that ass. You just walk around. Yeah, you just blast them.

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Yeah, that was Starship Troopers. Yeah, that was a movie. Yeah,

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they had big bugs. Big bugs attacking. Yeah, I was just thinking about that would be cool.

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It kind of was. There was always titties and stuff. And it's time.

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Oh, yeah, there was always kind of... Anyway. That was a pretty good movie.

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Anyway, later in the article, it actually goes into...

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The seeds for cannabis, the spore versus the mushroom question mirrors the DEA

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paradox that was addressed in separate earlier letters from booze.

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While marijuana is federally prohibited, the seeds that produce the plant are not.

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As long as they do not contain more than 0.3% THC by dry weight. So seeds can't have THC.

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So, yeah, the seeds fall under the threshold and considered federally legal

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hemp under the definition of the 2008 Farm Bill that would legalize and intoxicate

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of a non-intoxicating crop of hemp.

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Booze made that distinction in a letter to attorney Shane Pennington in January 22.

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Too so yeah man the article also goes on to talk about thca versus the delta 8.

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How they're trying to skirt that whole thing and

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thca is the precursor to thc it doesn't get

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you high it has to be ignited or heated which gives

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you delta 8 which actually gets you higher delta 9 but

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those are prohibited but thca is not and that's

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why people get away with buying it in certain illegal states they

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can buy the thca it's basically

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just precursor it can't get you high

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unless you you know like thca is all

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in all of marijuana in all of cannabis slap me the next time i say marijuana

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man i hate that fucking word arms aren't long enough man just throw something

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at me i'll do a bump next time i say marijuana next time i say marijuana i'll

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do a bump that's twice well no I mean yeah he blazed it up I gotta establish,

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the ground rule yeah the ground rule code word is cannabis okay.

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So let's talk about a different substance. How about methamphetamine, the cocaine?

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That's different. Never done methamphetamine. I know people that have.

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I know truck drivers that have. I know people. It's always a first. Truck drivers do meth a lot.

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You guys want to do some? No, thanks. You saved that shit for your own spice.

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No, I'm good, man. I won't partake today, but maybe on a different day.

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Try it out. Now, four days before Christmas this year, U.S.

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Customs Border Protection officers seized more than 10.2 million in meth and

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cocaine in a commercial shipment of cut flowers.

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Cut flowers. They just had flowers. Buttercups and roses laying there.

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The bundles containing powder and crystal methamphetamine and cocaine were found

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at the World Trade Bridge. Bridge is that between said can

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i think no i think the world trade bridge is

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i think that's in texas that's in texas between texas and

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mexico okay yeah that's in laredo yeah that's in

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laredo yeah yeah well the the blue water bridge

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here in michigan that has a ton of drug busts on there

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every day people coming back and forth from canada with

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their headlights out and shit while they get busted yeah you

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don't break light you stoop and i i have

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friends in canada that come to michigan almost every

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week because for different reasons and they say

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it is brutal no matter if like you're a

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person that they know or whatever they say they they

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it is it is brutal trying to get across because they ask you directly they get

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they pull you aside sometimes you get caught up in there where they search your

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vehicles it could be a family of four look they even look at your phone now

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man your text messages and shit oh do they yeah oh yeah no i can't even need

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to go there I'm not going to Canada. Never going to Canada again.

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When they tripped out over COVID, I said, I'm not going to Canada anymore.

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Trying to go to Mexico to get some tacos. You take the wrong turn. Yes.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's easy. If you're in Detroit and you're trying to go,

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like, just to the hotel, you could turn down that tunnel real easy.

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And then you turn around. You got a little roach on your dude. Yeah. Or bad text messages,

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apparently. Or any housewife.

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I did not know that. but yeah they they said it's it's absolutely it's absolutely

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brutal that would be just like that,

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you have to go for the hunt of red october,

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buy a buy a torpedo one 164 pounds of meth dude in powder form damn yeah and that's a lot of bumps,

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and 840 854 pounds of methamphetamine in crystal so they had both they had like

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a selection anythings yeah these cut roses yeah or these crystals what do you want scale,

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yeah got a little powder here for you

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and then 165 pounds of cocaine

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man i wonder how did they they put them

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in i mean how did they they did it under the

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flower i mean it's kind of smart because the dogs are sniffing

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the flowers i get it is it's kind of

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maybe they read somewhere like if dogs smell flower they don't smell coke maybe

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but i i wonder what kind of flowers that i would need to know french so were

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they going from the u.s to canada

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or from or i mean where they going from Mexico to the U.S., obviously.

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They were seized. We don't know that. We wouldn't be shipping drugs into Mexico.

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I don't think so. No. Hell no.

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That would be confusing as shit. Dude, that is actually... Sick.

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Start our own cartel. Yeah, you can... You can bring it in. You just can't bring it out. I bet you they're not searching any vehicles going in.

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If you're going into Mexico, Jay, you've been to Mexico. Do they search you going in?

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I've been there i've been there i've been to tj

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multiple times back in the day man they never search

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you did they search you coming out damn what kind of search we drove over you

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could park and walk but we drove you just pay some guy on the side of the road

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you fuck that five bucks hey so watch your yeah oh everybody's running up to

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you back we had a friend with me who was on,

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federal parole usually they don't they don't check you they just they walk up

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to your car and ask you what you brought over right yeah alcohol you gotta pay

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your duty and all that flowers and weed.

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Yeah yeah nothing but they checked all our IDs and he got popped he got he's

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like dude you're on parole you gotta come with us whoa the Mexicalis,

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so he's like you gotta come with us he popped up he got out his car and so we're

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just like you're not supposed to be you're not supposed to leave the country.

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And it's like we're all sitting there and I'm thinking I got two packs of,

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right mean yeah right now i see it

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do we have a real live smuggler we

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have a real life smuggler in the house in the house oh

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the po didn't answer oh shit scared me being latino yeah yeah he he asked me

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my name and then he called me by my name and see if i responded right he's like

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martinez and And I was like, yes, sir. Yeah.

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He was just, they were just. Martinez. They're all over you.

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They were all over you. Check that out, man.

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That's crazy. So they never started going into Mexico. So what kind of things

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could you smuggle into Mexico that they need? Money.

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Guns. Guns. We're smuggling guns into Mexico, bro. Because, you know, Mexican citizens can't be armed.

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Only the criminals and the police, yeah, have guns.

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But they don't arrest you for anything down there. your average farmer can't

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even have a gun think about that dude if you're a farmer in America and you

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don't have a gun you're not even a farmer if you're Mexico and you're a farmer

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and you don't have a gun you're just a Mexican farmer cause you can't they build

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walls around their houses. Donkey show it's absolutely insane absolutely insane well they got a lot of

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got a lot of drugs in those flowers anyways shit,

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Another one I was looking at was this Fox News, this Fox 9 KMSP.

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The feds busted a Minnesota fentanyl ring, moving drugs and stuff to animals.

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God dang. Yeah. Christmas time? Yeah. Right around.

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Well, I don't know what the story is. Toys for tots.

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Yeah. I think how they were doing that is they were obviously bringing them in.

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Maybe they were distributing them. who knows

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i mean you just they'll stuff they'll stuff drugs in

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anything dude and send it to you dave's a testament to

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that i'm stuffed with drugs right now yeah stuffed animals i was just gonna

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say are they teddy fucking ruxpins mommy what are these beanbag balls they're

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stinky the largest one ever,

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very unique. That's how they were doing it they were doing it for years oh

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yeah blue boys got

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a nerd at the fucking local kmart buying all them bears they must be on the

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internet think about that dude that's insane dude that's insane that's like

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they i I wish they would say how they were doing it or they're not exposing anybody they caught.

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I wonder if it was like a go throw this teddy bear in the Toys for Tots bin.

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I'll give you a hundred bucks. Tell us about eBay, man. Yeah,

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the eBay and enough. Stuffed with fucking whatnot.

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And the people that are buying them know the codes. They know what they're getting.

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You wonder why this little bear is going for $3,000. It's the newest thing, man.

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Better trade in all your Transformers and get this bear.

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Stand the hair up on the back of your anus.

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Right yeah, I don't know. That's rough, man. And then, you know, it's another thing where it's damaging kids.

20:56

I know the kids have to get this bear. There's a kid somewhere that got that bear.

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I'll take that bear. The bear all night woke up, wide-eyed, jumping on Ma's back in the bed.

21:08

All fried up on that shit because it absorbed through the bear into the child overnight. Osmosis.

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And that kid, like Like Dawn of the Dead did their mom. Jumped down the bed,

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biting the back of their neck, grabbing dad by the balls.

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That's what that shit does. We got to do some more of this caffeine. Call Bump. It's not Coke.

21:35

All right, it's not Coke. We don't do that shit. But this shit is like a novelty,

21:39

but yet it's got some spunk. It's got some spunk, man. Oh, Jesus. Put that shit in some bears.

21:44

And if it could keep a boner, after all night of drinking then you know you'd

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have a magic pill yeah a magic powder actually

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fairy dust oh i like that

21:56

yeah copyright that that that fairy dust a little bit a little we're gonna make

22:02

it like it in and bump together caffeine in the glass oh it's like a little

22:06

salt shake that would be a viagra and bump together put a lanyard you wear it

22:12

around your neck and fight the elves. Snipped her. Go hard like it. You're going to do another one.

22:21

No, we're inventing new drugs here. I ain't drinking that. You're just going to drink the bump?

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I mean. You've been staring at it for the last 20 minutes. I'm waiting for you.

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You're the motherfucker that brought it. Oh, man. Back to the news. What were you talking about?

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Oh, Teddy Ruxpin, your drug dealer. I don't think... what's.

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So you're going in to build a bear. Taking your bag of fentanyl.

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Yeah, you're building your bear and stuffing it with fentanyl.

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You did that shit, though. I did. You did. It was expensive. They did it. I didn't go in there because

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I'm against that. I'm an asshole like that. Like, fuck that.

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Commercialize. Go in there and spend all this money to pick out a random bear. A couple bear.

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And stuff this fucking bear, man. Stuff this bear, yes. It's a gimmick and it's

23:06

bullshit. It was expensive. And it's expensive. A lot. It was very expensive. If you go to Disney, you got to pay $300 for a

23:11

Darth Vader lightsaber because you made it there at Disney.

23:15

You know what the funny thing is, though? Get in your own backyard.

23:18

Most stuffed bears are made by probably kids overseas, so they just cut out the middleman.

23:23

Your kids are still building it. Yeah, you do the labor, kid,

23:26

but you're going to buy it, too. You're going to buy it. You're buying the whole experience. That's awesome. That's how the kids in Germany

23:31

make the bears in a nice Bavarian wooden fucking fort. You know what I mean?

23:35

You don't get that in real life. No, there's a Filipino kid,

23:38

poor kid somewhere, stitching up some beer.

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You know what I mean? I don't know. Staple that button, I.

23:46

Fuck it. Make that teddy bear. Make it.

23:50

Just don't put fentanyl in it. Yeah, don't do that. Or cocaine.

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Don't do that. I don't like that. They're poor kids.

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Oh, they're showing the people that were indicted for it. I bet you they all

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got. These people's names, dude, their name, a.k.a.

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CJ Mobiles is Chef Boy.

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Chef Boy. hell yeah dude they're indicted they got indicted for oh more than

24:10

that conspiracy to distribute oh boo so it went for all their they're showing

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the route dude it went for phoenix. They mailed them out to poor innocents. I'm sure that's what they did.

24:23

They were in Phoenix mailing teddy bears. What do you do for a living? I mail teddy bears. So teddy bears marketplace.

24:31

You know, what's interesting, man, is that as long as you have laws that,

24:35

that, that are so like this drug war people,

24:39

if you, if you can make money easier shipping bears to people and breaking the

24:44

law than working, people are always going to do it.

24:47

So these three guys, they're getting busted. They're going away.

24:50

Somebody is filling that void. Yeah. There's another gang of dummies. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying they're dumb.

24:57

No. They're just trying to be here. They're trying to take a risk and make some loot. Yeah.

25:01

I don't agree with the way they're doing it with the bears and the kids,

25:04

the possibilities of that. I don't agree with none of that part of it.

25:07

Well, it's not going to kids, actually. It's going to customers,

25:10

but they're just getting through the mail that way. You got a kid. The kid opens the box up. Yeah, you're the customer,

25:15

but I got a kid at home that opened up my package like you just said, bro.

25:19

Next thing you know, you got a dead kid on the fucking floor.

25:22

They're saving a lot of lives by doing that. They saved a lot. Yeah, they saved lives.

25:29

Fentanyl is like the one drug that I just. No. I think they should go hard on that one.

25:34

Yeah. The rest of them. Yeah, some of that shit, you know. Synthetic drugs are definitely.

25:38

They're killers, man. You know, they, they made all the natural drugs illegal.

25:41

So then they had to come up with synthesized ones to make it more affordable

25:46

and more easier to smuggle. So, you know, like you can get, you can get enough fentanyl in here to kill a whole town.

25:53

Yeah. I can smuggle this in my pocket rather than 10 kilos, you know?

25:58

So yeah, just make the, I think Dave and I established something a few years

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ago, make the natural plant medicine available.

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Available if you want to have you want to grow a opie opie plant or a poppy

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plant and cut that bitch open and use the mother of milk of opium imagine that

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suckling from the breast of mother's milk,

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he said that shit was like you are yeah you want to have your own little coca

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plant going and cut the leaves off and chew on them get a little buzz rather

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than snorting caffeine yeah caffeine.

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That's okay that would be wild you want to grow your

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own weed it's all right it's all plant-based right right but you

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want to start cooking some bowling ball chemicals under the fire i know

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right and the bowling ball yeah to make some mess

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yeah grind that bowling ball up fuck yeah

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put some rat poison in there that's why that's how meth

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even got started people can get their

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uppers made remember now you can spray gloss spray

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on paper and smoke it oh no you

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can't get you high as shit oh that's terrible why don't

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do this who thought about it like hey that's all i got it reminds

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me of like the paint

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sniffer snuffer uh swiffers whatever they call them

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yeah what was was it when they put the paper in the paper bag

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yeah okay when i was

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in the fucking marines man back in the day we used to huff glade

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oh shit on the beach yeah we

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go to the beach on a saturday morning buying whatever beer we

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can afford a couple bottles of beach towels you

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put the beach towel under the fucking over the glade

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spray through inhale all that

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shit next thing you know what did you know you're fucking gone

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for about 30 seconds dude kind of like selvia divinorum

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yeah but yeah yeah it was like that you're on a roller coaster with.

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Daffy duck weird man so you took

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that ride i did it a couple times yeah because all the other dumb ass

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jar heads were doing it so yeah did it to your pressure yep

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so did it matter the like scent don't even

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remember the scents man just had to take it all had

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the same kind of taste and back in the fucking 90s that glade

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was real glade you know it was uncut

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uncut glade damn yeah it

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was rough got that Hawaiian delight he was so hard on drugs

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back then weed and shit popping guys left and right they had weed on them you

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can look this up but it was riskier there's people that shit in bags now like

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fucking they shit in bags and huff that shit get the fuck out look it up why

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it's not like in the African countries and shit man you get some high as shit.

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You're a Yugoslavia it's not a joke I'm like dead serious sniffing get them

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high as shit that's like smelling a fart man all day long you're gonna get high

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man it's like motherfuckers are into that shit at least that's what i heard,

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Is it called Jenkum? I don't know what it's called. Jenkum is made up of human

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feces and urine that has undergone fermentation.

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Yes. The human waste are collected from several sites.

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Yeah, it's called Jenkum, dude. Yeah. I don't please anything but the Jenkum.

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No, seriously. This is interesting. Jenkum is a purported inhalant and hallucinogen.

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Hallucinogen. Permanent human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be

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popular street drug. of the Zimbabwe.

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Zambians. Zambian. Who thought of that, man?

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Let's ferment this poop and then we do this poop. Then we smell this poop.

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It costs more if you get that guy's shit compared to that guy.

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You're building your microbiome if you do that, bro. You're sniffing someone else's shit.

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The guy taking the dump. I have the smelliest poop.

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Pay me great a that is feed

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me you want to feed me you

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know i'm making 100 pounds oh he's

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probably some skinny wretch with just a dirty ass you

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know what i mean just a motherfucker living on the fucking fringes

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okay this is what it's described as a

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dark brown sludge gathering up fistfuls

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and stuffing into small plastic bottles they tap

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the bottles on the the ground taking care to leave

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enough room for methane to rise to the top so they're

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sniffing the methane yeah you can sniff farts

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man and it gets you high there's shills

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interesting how do you get a there's a fistful of that in your nose that's terrible

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that's the whole meaning of taking a shit i mean man where it came from can't

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go no we can't go into feast we can't do this anymore more.

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No, let's stop it. Let's get back. I think we're just getting into all the weird shit.

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It's an intoxicant. It's natural, though.

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I don't give a shit. You can't make that illegal. I'd rather be...

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Maybe one could argue that the reason that they made that is because they didn't

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have access to real drugs. We can't get to cannabis, so let's smell our own shit.

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I love that idea. It doesn't get us high. What do we do? Leave it in the bag

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for two weeks. Grab a fistful and pound it. It's like making a stink bomb.

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Take an egg, a hard-boiled egg, put it in vinegar, let it sit for a while. How is that like?

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That's how you get the neighbor kid. crystal and sunshine you do that to them

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take a hard boil there sorry crystal and sunshine i guess we smell my gladi's

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hard-boiled egg farts that you let fucking sit around for a few months,

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had that hat on her head pretend to be a chimpanzee while i was yeah.

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So so anyways you can imagine this two weeks shit's in a bag they try again

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did you get high no i didn't get high let's pee on it now all right Let's give it two more weeks.

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Went back. Dude, I got to feel something. I feel like I feel like a caffeine

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bump right now or something. You go to the sewage plant, man. Just fucking bottle that shit and sell those steps.

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Just to try it. Who did? Yeah, because they should save it a little longer because

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they can't get cannabis. They can't get real drugs. Get real drugs. So save your poop.

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Save your poop. Shit in a big gulp cup. Terrible.

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Keep it under your bed for a month. This is actually unbelievable.

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And you know what? I'm going to act like I didn't even gain this knowledge today

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because I don't even want to know that people smell shits.

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Yeah, that's. I do not want to know this.

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That isn't the type of drug war we want. No, we're talking about real drugs,

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not people's excrement. Anyways, it's been a fun episode.

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Thank you for joining us on the Daily Addict podcast.

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Hope we enlightened you with all of our knowledge. Knowledge is supreme.

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It is. and yeah it was a lot of fun man way to knock this out let's go make

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