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Donald Trump is you know, here's the thing about Donald
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Trump that I will admit that a lot
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of people don't even realize they feel about
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him. Is I think Donald Trump
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appeals to a thing that every human
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being has inside of them, and that
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is to live in a world where you can just say
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and do whatever you like, even
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if you don't like him. There are moments where you
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watch him and you're just like, man, it looks liberating.
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You've been impeached, there's a Senate trial,
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and you're on stage like dishwashers, what's
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the deal? Not enough water in the dish
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yash? You got the triilet
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you're flushing and so manager, So
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manitor, it doesn't flush, it doesn't
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go down, doesn't go
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down. He's
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just like he's living his life.
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He's just living his life. Oh
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man, all right, we're ready to do some sports. Yeah,
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we're ready doing give it up a royal Michael everybody.
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The wildest, the wildest thing Trump
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said in that speech was he was at the rally and then
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he said, um, he said to the audience. He said, he
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said, I can't believe it. I'm talking about Charlott's
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showers, faucets, washing
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machines, it's not dignified. It's
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not dignified. I can't talk about this
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of the state of the Union. I
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can't. I would, but I can't because
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I want them to say it was a great speech.
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I can't. You can't make a great speech
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if you're talking about washes and
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dishwash. No one's gonna say what
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a great speech. He
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spoke about dishualizers. And
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I was like, that's that's actually
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a brilliant observation. It's true. I
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was thinking about it the whole dawn, was like, I think it is
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impossible to make. I don't care
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who you like. Can you imagine like Martin Luther King
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with all of his like speaking progress, I
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doubt that he could be out there and he's just be like, ah,
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flush that tass. So many of times it
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never went down. I tried again
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and again, it never went down.
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It's just it's not like I don't care how great
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you are a speaker dish
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washing. There's no great dishwasher speech out
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there. There's no Nelson Mandela dishwasher
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speech where he's just like I believed
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in the dishwasher, where
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the plants and the dishes,
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where the bars and the cops are not Lad
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that dish lad
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