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You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey,
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what's going on, everybody? I'm Trevor Noah and
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this is the Daily Social Distancing Show. Today
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is Monday, March twenty two, which
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means it's now officially
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spring in the Northern Hemisphere.
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Yeah. Maybe the sun is shining, the
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flowers are blooming, and the birds and
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the bees are doing that thing, you
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know that thing that I totally understand.
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But why don't you tell me what do you think it is? Because I know
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what it is. Anyway, coming up on
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tonight's show, the Royal Family needs
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some black friends. The n C Double A
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needs some female friends. And we'll
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be chatting with my friend Michelle
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Obama. We can legally stations my friend,
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even though yeah we can't. So
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so let's do this. People. Welcome to the Daily
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Social Distancing Show from
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Trevor's couch in New York City to your
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couch somewhere in the world. This
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is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor
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no Here. Let's
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kick things off with spring Break, the
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one week a year when college students
1:05
drink and party. This is
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now the second year that Springbreak has fallen during
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coronavirus. But things are a
1:12
little different now. At this time last
1:14
year, many people hadn't started taking
1:16
the pandemic seriously yet. But this
1:18
year they've stopped taking the pandemic
1:21
seriously too soon. Spring
1:23
Break state of emergency
1:25
overnight more chaos from Miami
1:27
Beach, a wild weekend of mostly
1:30
massless people packing the streets,
1:32
police shooting pepperballs to disperse
1:35
the crowd, setting off stampede. More
1:37
than a thousand people arrested there since
1:39
the start of spring break. Massless
1:42
crowds descended into the entertainment
1:44
district over the weekend, dancing on
1:46
colors, drinking in the streets, defying
1:48
an eight pm curfew issued Saturday.
1:51
Tourists have been packing this popular spring break destination
1:53
since February, back when Florida's Governor
1:55
Ronda Santis declared the state of quote
1:57
oasis of freedom from virus
2:00
restrictions, making
2:02
the police no man,
2:04
we can come. One guy dressed
2:07
as the Joker climbed on
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top of a car with an American flag, tossed
2:12
dollar bills and declared
2:14
COVID's over. Oh
2:22
wow, the new Snyder cut
2:24
is weird as hell. But let's
2:26
be clear here, COVID is not over
2:29
all right. Some random dude, can't declare
2:31
the end of the pandemic by dressing up like the Joker
2:34
and making it rain. It's not a thing. Only
2:36
Dr Fauci can declare the end of the
2:38
pandemic by dressing up like the Joker and making
2:41
it rain. And look, you can't totally
2:43
blame the musculus partying on college students.
2:45
I mean, this is what's going to happen after
2:48
Florida's governor called the states a quote
2:50
freedom oasis. Like
2:53
if I put a Starbucks sign above my apartment
2:55
door, I can't be mad when people show up and try to take
2:57
a ship in my bathroom. But still, there's
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no reason that you can't celebrate spring
3:02
break and wear a mosque. It
3:04
can even be part of the fun. I mean, just
3:06
think about how sexy a wet mosque
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contest could be. M I mean,
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we haven't seen mouths in the year. What's under
3:13
there? Mmmmmmmmm. And
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if we've learned anything from Miami, this
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is just a preview of how much everyone
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is gonna let loose once the pandemic is truly
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over. People have been locked up for too
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long. Once it ends, everyone's gonna be drinking
3:27
and partying, hooking, up with everyone.
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It's gonna be so much that's going to create the next worldwide
3:32
virus. Yeah, guys
3:34
are gonna be waking up in bed next to a bat
3:36
like, Oh, I think I did
3:38
it again. But let's move on
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to this week's big political news.
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President Raising Biden. He's
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facing a lot of challenges in his first
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one days, the vaccine rollout,
3:50
the crisis at the border, what happened
3:53
to Ms Frizzle. But
3:55
over the weekend he faced his biggest
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challenge yet staying up
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right. White House folks person
4:02
is blamed wind Gus for President
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Biden stumbling three times as
4:06
he attempted to climb the stairs onto
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Air Force One. Has happened as the
4:10
Commander in chief was boarding the aircraft
4:13
to fly to Georgia. The same White House
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first person added that Mr. Biden is doing quote
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one fine and
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did not require medical attention.
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I'm sorry, guys, I obviously
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can't believe that this happened. The President
4:29
got knocked over by wind. This
4:31
is going to be the first president where the Secret Service
4:34
needs to carry around paper weights. Hold on, sir, hold
4:36
on, we got you, We got you. Someone sneezed
4:38
for real, though, Why why? Why? Couldn't they just said that he tripped.
4:41
Tripping on stairs is a normal thing. You don't
4:43
need to lie about it. But saying you've got
4:46
blown over by the wind that is so
4:48
much weirder. It's like if
4:50
your roommate walked in on you jerking off, and
4:52
instead of just telling him, you're like, oh, no, I'm
4:54
detaching my penis for the night. I put it
4:56
away for safe keeping. And
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by the way, people, it's not like this just happened to Joe
5:02
Biden, all right, It happens all the time. Biden
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tripped, Obama tripped, Mike
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Pence tripped. And the reason isn't because
5:08
they're old. The reason is because
5:10
they were running up and downstairs.
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You shouldn't do that. That would never happen in
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Africa. I mean, mostly because our president
5:18
is flight commercial and they gotta wait for their boarding group to
5:20
be called. But you get what I mean. The point is
5:23
we don't think about it because we use
5:25
stairs so much, right, no one thinks about it. But stairs
5:27
are basically an obstacle course. You
5:29
take one wrong step and you're
5:32
gonna eat ship. And that's one
5:34
thing. One thing that my man Trump
5:36
understood. You love him more hating, but you've
5:38
got to treat stairs with respect. He understood
5:41
that you walk up slowly, you
5:43
hold the banister, and you swear to God
5:45
that if he lets you survive this, you'll never
5:47
walk upstairs ever again. And
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finally, the British Royal Family
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a k a. The world's number one exporter of
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black daughters in law. The Royals
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have gotten a lot of criticism for some old fashioned
5:59
racist attitudes, but now they're
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committing to making a major step into
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the twentieth century me this morning.
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In the aftermath of disturbing claims
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of racism made by the Duke and Duchess
6:11
of Sussex, there are now reports
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that the Royal family will soon appoint a
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diversity chief. Yeah. It was during an interview
6:18
with Oprah that Harry and Meghan said
6:21
that an unnamed member of the Royal family raised
6:23
the issue of how dark their child would
6:25
be potentially. A Buckingham
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Palace source says that plans have been
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in the works for a so called Diversities Are
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prior to the explosive interview. Okay,
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I think it's great that the Royal family is hiring
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a Diversities Are, but you
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guys don't have to pretend that you were already
6:42
planning on doing this. I mean, this isn't
6:44
a family that cares about diversity. The Queen
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has been in powerful what seventy years, and
6:49
she's only ever had one kind of dog, So
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clearly the Royal Family could use
6:54
some help from a diversity's are. You know,
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they can teach the Queen why it was wrong
6:59
for the one spicycole to be called
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scary. You know, they can teach
7:03
her what BBC rarely stands
7:06
for. Hell, the only thing they don't need to teach
7:08
the Queen is how to dress for Black Church. But
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the big question is how
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exactly will the Diversities Are
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carry out all these changes? Well
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to find out, I'm really excited
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to announce that we have been granted an
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exclusive interview with the
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new Diversities Are for the
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Royal Family. I think we actually
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have him on now. Hello Hello Trevor,
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Yeah, or should I say
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hello Trevor Michael Costa,
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you're the Queen's diversity saw Like, how
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did you get the job? Prince William
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and I go way back that the Windsors used
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to hire me to lose to him in tennis. No,
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I mean, I mean you're you're a white
7:47
guy, Like, why wouldn't the Royal Family
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hire somebody more diverse for
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the diversity job. Well,
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you know, they thought about it, but then people were
7:56
so angry after the whole Archie controversy
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they just decided to make black people happy
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and pick a white guy. No, I don't
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think that, you know whatever, Okay, let's just let's
8:05
just get into it. Uh, what
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is your plan to make the Royal Family
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more accepting of diversity. Well,
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first off, Trevor, people underestimate
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how diverse the Royal Family already
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is. You know, we have Welsh people,
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we have Scottish people, we have zombies.
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It's a rainbow over here. Costa,
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none of those actually count. The Royal Family needs
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to do a better job of promoting inclusivity
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among black and brown people, way
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ahead of you, Trevor. And and we've got
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a great idea for how to do that.
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You see, the problem with the British is that too
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many of them are white. So
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our new idea is for the British
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to reach out to non white countries
8:45
and make them British boom
8:47
instant diversity. Costa.
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That sounds like colonization.
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What No, No, I'm describing
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partnership. Britain's partners
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give Britain their diversity and also
9:00
a raw materials, and in return, Britain
9:02
will teach them cricket, the world's most
9:04
exciting sport. This is a win win
9:06
for everyone, Costa. That is
9:09
definitely colonization. You're talking about
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restarting the British Empire. Look,
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call it whatever you want, but the fact is
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this is the only way the royal family is going to survive.
9:18
Now, Look, do you want more seasons of
9:20
the Crown or not? All
9:24
right, good luck with your colonization, Costa, Thank
9:26
you. Do you want to see season five? Michael?
9:28
Cost to everybody? All right, Let's move on now
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to our top story. March Madness.
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It's the most fun way to gamble away your stimmy.
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This year's tournament has already seen its
9:38
fair share of upsets, like Oral
9:40
Roberts making it to the sweet sixteen, and
9:43
I'm guessing from its name also third base.
9:45
But the biggest shock of the tournament so far, it didn't
9:47
happen on the court. It happened in the
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weight room. The double
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A is apologizing after being criticized
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for the stark difference and the fitness facilities
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provided to the men and the women competing
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in the college basketball tournaments Oregon
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Sedona. Prince gave us a glimpse
10:04
of the weight room differences in a social
10:06
media video last Thursday. So, for
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the n C Double A March Madness, the biggest
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tournament in college basketball for
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women, this is our weight room.
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Let me show you all the men's weight room.
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As you can see, the men were provided
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with a lot more equipment than the women. It
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did not take long for the n Double
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A to make changes though. By Saturday, then
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Double A sharing the new set up for the women,
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Prince thanking everyone who helped.
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Guess what, guys, we got away
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room? Yeah, damn,
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that's ice cold, because that's
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not a weight room. That's just the wrack
10:42
of weights that you buy in the beginning of quarantine
10:45
and then never use. And honestly,
10:47
this is surprising because usually the n
10:49
C Double A treats male and female
10:52
athletes equally. I mean, they
10:54
definitely pay them both the same amounts. But
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to be fair, at least the n C Double
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A man at right off to the uproar, they gave
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the women the same amenities that the men's weight room
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has more machines, more weights,
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and they even added the guy who always
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makes way too much noise when he's lifting.
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This is how you know that I'm
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strong, young
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guy. Now.
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It was upsetting enough when people shold the difference in
11:23
men's and women's weight rooms, But
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it turns out that sexism
11:28
in the n C Double A is a lot like
11:30
face tune. Once you're aware
11:32
of it, you started noticing it
11:34
everywhere. But it's not just
11:37
the weight room. The COVID tests
11:39
different for the men's tournament, the more accurate
11:41
PCR tests at the women's
11:44
Antigen tests another complaint.
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A quick look at the official March Madness
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Twitter account. The bio reads the
11:51
official n double A March Madness
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destination for all things Division
11:55
one n Double A men's
11:57
basketball, no mention of
12:00
the women's tournament. The men have
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been provided with a brand new n C Double
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A court with March Madness the utual logo
12:06
in the middle. Where on the women's court you're
12:08
gonna still see two lines for the men's line
12:10
and the women's line for three point shots. There's
12:13
a volleyball court on one of the courts.
12:15
It doesn't even look like an n C Double A game there
12:17
are differences in food options for the
12:19
men's and women's teams, as well as
12:21
the difference in gift bags given to players.
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The men were given a large number of
12:26
custom items designed for March Madness,
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while the women's had a few generic
12:30
items, including a one fifty piece
12:33
puzzle and a towel that said n
12:35
Double A women's basketball plus an umbrella
12:38
a puzzle that
12:40
is a trash gift. And what's even
12:42
worse is when you completed, it shows a
12:44
picture of the men's team enjoying a free State
12:46
dinner. Seriously, how are you going to give the players
12:49
a puzzle that is not swag? People?
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When you look at all of this together, the
12:54
differences are so stock it almost seems
12:56
less like sexism and more like
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the n C Double A didn't even know that the women
13:00
were coming. You know, it's so bad. It's almost
13:03
like the women were knocking on the door and then Double
13:05
A was just scrambling. Oh ship, the
13:07
ladies are here doing. Do we have anything to give them?
13:10
I ordered a burger for lunch. Okay,
13:12
it'll work, just chop it up and save sliders.
13:14
Well, what else do we have? Swag? I
13:16
think there's an umbrella in the closet. Yeah,
13:18
it'll work, it'll work, we'll work. So
13:21
clearly, casual sexism has pervaded
13:23
almost every aspect of the player
13:26
experience at this tournament. But
13:29
it's not just a problem for the players. It's
13:31
also affecting the coaches. There's
13:33
also an article in The Athletic this morning about
13:36
some of the female coaches who are
13:38
working in the tournament and how the
13:40
n C double A is basically penalizing them in
13:42
their teams. If they have, say, a baby,
13:44
who depends on them for food, that
13:46
baby counts inside the bubble
13:49
against the total that
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they can bring in, so that per
13:53
coaches team, if they want to
13:56
feed their child, has to have one
13:58
last athletic trainer, one LEAs other
14:00
coach, one last person in the traveling
14:02
Particulous. Okay,
14:04
now that that is positively
14:07
ridiculous. No
14:09
one should be punished for having
14:12
children. The children are already
14:14
punishment enough, Not to mention
14:17
asking a coach to choose between her baby
14:19
and the trainer for the team.
14:21
I mean, that's a really great way to get the rest of the team
14:24
to hate that baby. I mean, you could
14:26
be getting deep tissue massages right now
14:28
if it wasn't for little Derek.
14:31
Now, I don't know why this seems so hard, but
14:33
there's an obvious solution here. All
14:35
you should do is have the baby be
14:38
the assistant coach. After
14:40
all, a crying baby can be very motivational.
14:42
What do you want? A blanket? A bottle? You
14:45
want me to win the tournament? Is that it? Okay, I'll win
14:47
the tournament. Just please take a nap, Take a nap, to take
14:49
a nap. Stop crying.
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The fact is the way that the women have been
14:54
treated during this tournament has been disgraceful.
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I mean, the only silver lining is that it's made the
14:59
n C double as averageism towards male athletes
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as blatant and impossible to ignore
15:04
as that one guy in the gym.
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Does anyone want to take me? Now? You?
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Yeah? Three?
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All right? When we come back, Michelle Obama
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will be joining me on the show.
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Yeah you don't want to miss it. Welcome
15:27
back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Earlier
15:30
today, I spoke to former First Lady
15:32
Michelle Obama. We talked about her
15:34
new Netflix show, changing the conversation
15:37
around eating healthy and how
15:39
the White House years have prepared her for
15:41
Lockdown. Michelle Obama,
15:44
Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. It's
15:46
my first time being on your show.
15:49
It's just, you know, I'm I'm sad
15:51
that it's not in face to face
15:53
or in person, but I'm glad.
15:56
I am. I'm sad. I'm sad too,
15:58
but I I don't mind you still
16:00
here. I've gotten used to this being
16:02
here for me, so you know
16:04
it's still you. I'm listen.
16:07
You're gonna tell me, like your personality changes when
16:09
you're in it does not. I'm maybe
16:11
I'm more silly in person, but I've
16:13
gotten silly on you
16:15
know, in Zoom too. I can
16:18
do it both now, just playing silly.
16:22
Before we get into talking about your projects, let's
16:24
talk a little a little bit about that. I would
16:26
love to know on a personal level, what
16:29
your life has felt like since
16:31
you left the White House, because I remember,
16:33
and I mean I was one of the fans, maybe
16:35
because you know, I've also had hair journeys.
16:38
I remember everyone just being like, Wow,
16:41
Michelle, the afro and the
16:43
hair's coming, and everyone's just like she's just she's
16:45
gotta got a different swag about her. Was
16:47
there a weight that's lifted from your shoulders when leaving
16:49
the White House as first Lady. Absolutely,
16:52
I mean, you know, for for so many reasons.
16:55
I mean, you know, being the first
16:57
lady and be the present it's a it's a huge
16:59
response instibility and being the first,
17:02
you know, we felt a deep responsibility
17:05
to do it right and to do it better, to
17:07
be careful with our words, all the things
17:09
we thought were important, things like thinking
17:13
about what you say before you say it, you
17:15
know, um, telling the truth, you
17:18
know, getting your facts
17:20
right. All of this we we worried for
17:22
no reason. We could have done
17:25
it so definitely it could have been
17:27
easier, um, but no, no, we
17:29
were doing the traditional thing. And
17:32
uh so you know, there it
17:34
was a big responsibility, a
17:36
big weight on our shoulders, but it was
17:39
an honor to serve, and we kept our I focused
17:41
on just every day trying to show up right
17:44
and push the ball forward on the issues that
17:46
we cared about. But we were also doing
17:48
it while raising our kids.
17:51
All right. So you know, they were
17:53
ten and seven when we entered.
17:56
They lived in the White House longer than they lived
17:58
in any house they've ever lived in. So
18:01
they grew they were growing up right in
18:03
that spotlight, and so we had that pressure
18:06
of getting through the adolescent
18:08
years and the teen years and sending
18:10
a kid to college. So we
18:12
were exhausted and stressed
18:15
because not only are you trying to get it right
18:17
on the big picture level, but you're trying
18:19
to get it right as a parent. And now
18:22
we're on the other end of that, on
18:24
literally on the other end of all
18:26
of that. UM, and our kids
18:29
are about to be twenty three and twenty
18:31
UM, our oldest is graduating from
18:34
college. They are alive. So
18:36
all of that, you know, being at the
18:38
end of that part of the journey, you
18:41
know it. You know, I am
18:43
in a different place. Um, I feel
18:45
freer, I feel more
18:48
at peace. UM. I'm also older,
18:50
so I'm more comfortable. I'm
18:53
even more comfortable in my own skin.
18:56
So so yeah, yeah, it was.
18:59
You know, living in the
19:01
White House is like living
19:04
in an nice older
19:06
hotel, uh
19:08
where you can't get out unless you call
19:11
twenty people. It almost feels like
19:13
you were living a sort of quarantine life
19:15
before all of them. This is what I tell
19:17
people, This is why we're fine. Barack
19:19
and I are like, what, you can't go out just
19:22
when you want to, you know, You're like
19:25
this, We've been doing that for eight years.
19:27
You've got security with you at all times.
19:30
You can't make a move, and you have to think
19:32
about how your movements impact
19:34
the rest of the world. Every time we went out, we
19:36
had to think about it. It's like, who's
19:38
gonna have to shut down with gate? How is
19:40
this gonna disrupt this whole community
19:42
because the presidential motorcade is coming
19:45
through. We have to worry about agents and not
19:47
doing something that will put them in harm's
19:49
way. We're good in quarantine.
19:51
We're like, welcome to our world. Everyone.
19:56
You've been somebody who
19:58
has been um not
20:00
just an icon, but but
20:03
somebody that people have followed so passionately
20:05
from the beginning. And and what I loved
20:07
about reading your book and and talking
20:09
to your husband is that you know is
20:11
getting into the familial side
20:14
of things, the personal side of things. I've
20:16
always wanted to know from your perspective
20:18
because a lot of people may not think of it like this
20:20
because of president. But you're the cool one in the
20:22
relationship, right And
20:25
so like Barack was like this, like
20:27
you know, just like like who's like you say
20:29
in your book, who's this Barack? Who's this dude?
20:31
Like you know what I mean? And and yes,
20:33
he's Mr President, don't get me wrong, But I
20:35
mean to you, he's still Barack. Is there part of you
20:38
that like, when it was done, you were like, all right, finally
20:40
the power balance can go back to what it was. Well,
20:43
he's still pretty cool, you know, Oh
20:46
definitely, But I mean you, I mean, let's be
20:48
it's like a game of chess. You don't want to lose the queen.
20:50
You know. That's I'm
20:53
going to use that at dinner tonight.
20:57
But what's what's fun to see is how it
20:59
feels like you are each other's biggest
21:01
fans. The way you show your love towards each
21:03
other. You've never been afraid to do that. But at the same
21:06
time, there's also a healthy competitive
21:08
spirits. I mean, whether you're selling books, whether
21:10
you're releasing your your work on Netflix
21:12
and creating documentaries, is there a little
21:14
bit of that where you look at your numbers and then you go,
21:17
I mean, you know, you go, like Barry, you're doing well,
21:19
but you know, you know, is there a little
21:21
bit of that? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
21:23
yeah. He brought a super
21:25
competitive so you know,
21:28
and shoot, let me, I am too. So
21:30
yeah, there's a little there's a little bit
21:32
of that I mean, but you know
21:35
you can do that when you know your partner
21:37
holds their own. It's it's a nice funny
21:39
joke, you know. I mean if he if
21:41
he wrote his book and nobody bought it, we
21:43
wouldn't be joking about it, right, we
21:47
would be like, how do you're doing a great job.
21:49
Oh he has a great book, great book. We
21:51
love it. Debt and tell your dad how much you
21:53
like his book. But you know, I
21:56
mean, he's written
21:58
like a thousand books. Know, He's
22:00
like, yeah, I've done this before. You're the newvie.
22:03
You know he was. He fed us on
22:05
his book books for a very
22:08
long time. So you know, it's
22:10
a funny joke when it's you know, when
22:14
it's when it's not fully true. The kids
22:16
are actually joking. They're talking about how
22:18
you know, my mom is doing a lot of work out there,
22:21
Dad, you're at home looking kind of cute. You
22:23
know. They're like, you're now the cute
22:25
one, and you
22:28
are the cute one. It's like Mr
22:30
President. But anyway,
22:34
when we come back more with Mrs
22:36
Obama, you don't want to miss it. Welcome
22:40
back to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
22:43
He has more of my conversation with Michelle
22:45
Obama. Let's talk a little bit
22:47
about your your new project
22:49
on Netflix. It is it's a
22:51
passion of yours that we've known from the very beginning,
22:54
and that is eating healthy. You know. Um
22:56
America has internationally,
22:59
you know, established a reputation as being
23:02
the country where people have some of
23:04
the most unhealthy choices in how
23:06
they eat. I remember when I came to America, I
23:08
didn't understand it, genuinely came
23:10
to America, I ate the way I ate in
23:12
South Africa, did not really care. And
23:15
then I got here and I remember the first time I came US,
23:17
traveling around the US and nobody knew
23:19
me. I was just doing my thing, was around and
23:21
I gained I think it was eighteen
23:24
to twenty pounds in six
23:26
months, and I didn't realize this was happening
23:28
to me. And then I went back to South Africa. And
23:31
in Africa, we we because there's no like body
23:33
shaming in that way. Everyone was just like Trevor,
23:35
They're like, wow, did you eat half of America? What
23:37
happened to you? Trevor, Wow? Hey yeah,
23:39
yeah, yeah, yeah, no right, you know, And
23:42
and it was it was actually interesting because I didn't think I
23:44
changed anything. I didn't, but then I came to realize
23:47
how hard it is for so many Americans
23:49
to eat healthy, to exist healthy, to be
23:52
healthy. And that's always been your passion, which
23:54
is part of the show that you have on Netflix,
23:56
Waffles and Mochi the most
23:58
Adorable Explorer and of eating
24:01
healthy. Plea's just told me through
24:03
why you thought, you know what, this is the avenue that I'm going
24:06
to take to further this message for what
24:08
I'm passionate about. The co creators,
24:10
Erica Thornlin and Jeremy Connor
24:14
Um, you know, came up with this idea
24:16
because you know, Jeremy had young
24:18
kids and struggled with this as
24:20
a parent and getting their kids excited
24:23
about vegetables. So they came
24:25
up with the idea and presented it to us
24:27
and kind of proposed would you
24:29
be in it? And I looked at the
24:32
concept and thought this
24:34
this is a no brainer. I mean, this
24:36
is what we had been talking about for
24:38
eight years through Let's move, is that you can
24:40
have these conversations not
24:42
making them punitive or not shaming
24:45
people, but just beginning to introduce
24:48
positive concepts about what
24:50
food is, making it fun, making
24:52
it enjoyable. Now, the part
24:54
that I'm excited about is the work
24:57
that we're doing through the Past the Love Campaign,
25:00
UM, where we're hoping to do more
25:02
education around food insecurity
25:05
and food deserts, and reminding
25:07
people that there are millions of people
25:09
in this country that are going hungry
25:11
even as they sit in communities with
25:13
food all around them. Right. But it's
25:16
it's it's the type of food. So
25:18
many families don't have access
25:21
to prep fresh produce. If they
25:23
want to buy a
25:25
bundle of kale, they've got to get on a bus,
25:27
or it costs way too much money.
25:29
Um. They don't have the ability
25:32
to do at home cooking. Um.
25:35
The Past the Love campaign is designed
25:37
to raise money to help feed
25:39
a million families in this country.
25:41
What I love about waffles and Mochie, I mean, we all
25:44
grew up watching puppets and cartoons
25:46
and it's really fun to see, you know, these discussions.
25:48
Like my favorite episode is just the arguments
25:50
about whether tomato is a fruit or
25:52
a vegetable. I've had the spike with people my
25:54
entire life. Tomatoes, avocados,
25:57
whatever it is. I go, hey, man, I have a simple metric.
25:59
Is it sweet? It's a fruit, and then people
26:01
want to fight with me and and and
26:03
I think it's fun. It's fun to engage with that. I can imagine
26:05
enjoying that with kids and having these conversations,
26:08
you know, because I grew up funny. I grew up loving
26:10
vegetables. And the
26:13
reason I grew up loving vegetables is because we didn't
26:15
always have a lot of food. And I realized
26:17
very very young that if I could learn
26:19
to love the things that nobody else wanted,
26:22
that I would always have more food to all the other
26:24
kids they were running for like the meat and the
26:26
and the and I was like, I'll take the broccoli, I'll
26:28
take the cauliflower. And I just learned
26:31
to love it. But it's it's it's cool to see from that side
26:33
for the kids. Yeah, I knew you were on the other side
26:36
with with pasta love. What what I've really enjoyed
26:38
is you you you having
26:41
the conversation about the truth about
26:43
how difficult it is. You know, a lot of the
26:45
time in America, people blame the
26:47
victims. They go, you should
26:49
be eating healthy, you should be making
26:51
better choice. You should And then I remember when I when
26:54
I first got to America, I was like how much is
26:56
an avocado? He's like, this is how
26:58
much is this? Because in South the treat
27:01
is the McDonald's. Your family can just buy
27:03
you that every day. In America, it's like, no, the
27:06
fast food is affordable. Well, and that's how
27:08
Yeah, that's how it was for us growing up,
27:10
you know. So this is also generational.
27:12
I mean, the the whole notion of going out
27:15
wasn't something that you did. People
27:17
couldn't afford it and it wasn't available
27:19
like that. So going to a fast
27:21
food place was a treat. But for
27:23
the most part, the being able
27:26
to afford to live meant you had to cook.
27:28
That was the cheapest way to You
27:31
bought a whole chicken, you knew how to cut
27:33
it up, you knew how to dice up some
27:36
some some vegetables. You you
27:38
knew how to cook a pot of greens. I mean, that's
27:40
how we all grew up. And it's with
27:42
this change and sort of mass
27:44
producing um, you know,
27:46
the quick easy and understandably
27:49
parents struggle with that because everybody's
27:52
busy now and we're over worked,
27:54
so it's easy to pick up, grab
27:56
something, pop something, to do
27:59
something process and we don't
28:01
realize that these processed foods
28:03
are high in sugar and salt in
28:05
ways that that's the kind of thing that affects
28:07
you. It's it's the content of
28:09
the food. People think, well, a French
28:12
fry is a potato, and it's like, well,
28:14
you know, if that's all you're eating and it's fried
28:17
and it's processed, you're getting
28:19
extra stuff in there. So you
28:21
know, the the key, like you
28:23
said, is not to shame people, not to
28:25
blame folks. And that's where it gets personal,
28:28
because people do feel judged and criticized
28:31
for doing the best that they can. So
28:33
that's why we start with kids. It's like,
28:35
let's make these conversations
28:37
fun again, not
28:39
not a lot of stick, but a whole lot of
28:41
carrot, which is what we try to do with Let's
28:43
move Let's not talk about not eliminating
28:46
soda and soda is bad. Let's talk about
28:49
drinking more water, right, because
28:51
if you drink more water, by
28:53
the that very nature, you will drink less
28:56
soda. That doesn't make soda bad. We're
28:58
just talking about drink a little more water.
29:00
So you know, we've had to learn how
29:03
to balance that because even in the White House,
29:05
we got criticized for having those conversations.
29:07
I mean, the getting kids
29:09
to eat healthy was a controversial
29:13
and people were like, how
29:15
dare she? It's nanny state, and
29:18
I'm like, I thought we
29:21
were like on some like even
29:24
you know, I started like what what? So
29:28
you know, you had to sort of be really
29:30
strategic and how you talked about
29:32
this so that people wouldn't feel like you
29:34
were judging the very core
29:37
of who they are. And that's the thing. Food is personal,
29:40
you know, and waffles and mostly Mochi
29:43
address the notion that you
29:45
know, cultures are built on the food
29:47
that they eat. You know, it's love,
29:49
it's family. However you do it,
29:52
it is it's at the core of
29:54
who we are. So you've got to be careful
29:56
not to judge the way people do it. Just
29:58
offer them different coaches, you
30:00
know, open their minds and starting with kids
30:03
who will bring their own curiosity.
30:05
I saw this dish cooked on this show
30:08
Can We Try? And you notice the cooking
30:10
is done a lot on hot plates in
30:13
toaster ovens. You know, Um,
30:16
it's accessible and that's for reason.
30:19
And the recipes are on the website along
30:21
with the past the Love Campaign, waffles
30:23
and Mochi dot org. So we're encouraging people
30:25
to interact with the show.
30:28
Through the website, kids can earn their badges
30:31
like waffles and Mochi. UM.
30:33
So you know again, our our goal
30:35
is to make it fun. Well,
30:38
I think you're you're well on the way to achieving
30:40
that goal, and I really hope that Past the Love goes
30:42
from a million to ten millions or a hundred million until
30:44
there's no need to pass any more. Love.
30:47
Um, Michelle Obama, thank you so much for taking the
30:49
time, Thank you for joining us, Say
30:51
hi to the husband, and good luck on
30:53
the rest of your journey. So good to see your congratulations
30:56
on all your good stuff. Very proud of you.
30:58
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Don't
31:00
forget Waffles and Mochi is available
31:03
now on Netflix. We're gonna take a quick
31:05
break, but we'll be right back after this. Well
31:10
that's our show for tonight's but before we go,
31:13
please consider supporting former First
31:15
Lady Michelle Obama's Past the Love
31:17
with Waffles and Mochi campaign. They're
31:20
working to raise awareness of food equity
31:22
and help bring one million meals
31:24
to families in need. By supporting
31:27
Past the Love, you're helping provide meal kits
31:29
to families facing food insecurity and
31:31
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31:34
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31:36
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31:39
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