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You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey,

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what's going on, everybody. I'm Trevor Noah and

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this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.

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Today is Tuesday, March, which

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means it's officially springtime. Baby.

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Yep, that time of the year when I go outside

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and enjoy that sweet fresh air despite

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my allergies. Oh

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no, here it comes anyway.

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Coming up on tonight's show, we look at

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some actual good things going on in

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the world, what Hollywood gets wrong about

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the female orgasm, and Eric Andre

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joins us to talk about punking America in

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his brand new movie, So let's do this. People.

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Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show

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from Trevor's couch in New York City to

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your couch somewhere in the world. This

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is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor

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nor. Every

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day on the Daily Show we cover

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the News day Show,

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and if you follow the news daily, you know

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that most of it is bad and some days

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it's even more badder. And

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it's on those days that I like to remind myself

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that there is a lot of good out there in the world,

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and I like to share that good news in our

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array of sunshine,

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our first ray of Sunshine is for dogs,

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creators of the world's most populous sex

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position. Across the country,

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there are thousands of good boys

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just waiting to be adopted, and

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one equally good human boy is

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giving them a boost. A fourteen year

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old found a way to help a lot

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of shelter dogs. His name is Darius. Brownie

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helps him stand out in the crowd with bow

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times. Darius is so hundreds

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of bow times and sent them to animal shelters

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across the country looking sharp. And there

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aren't just for dogs, because he makes them for cats

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to there you go. He says he's donated

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about six hundred bow ties for animal

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shelters. Shelter workers say it helps the animals,

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especially older ones, get noticed more

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quickly. It's very smart. Oh

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guys, A bow tie

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on a dog. That's something

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you don't expect, you know. It's

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like shrimp tails and cinnamon toast

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crunch, but adorable. And this

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is a genius plan because a bow tie

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just makes everything a little snazzia, you

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know, dogs, people on

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the bow ties. A simple bow tie

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could even make like a raging douche bag SeeMe

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respectable, which is, by the way, how took the

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calls and got a TV show. The only problem

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is you will ever know why the dog

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has a bow tie on it. I mean,

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is it fashion? Or did that dog

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join the Nation of Islam?

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Some old, nice white lady is gonna be bringing

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her dog home. Like speak sparky speak

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speak or what a surprise? The white

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devil wants me to speak on command.

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Moving on to the coronavirus vaccine.

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That's the only thing on earth that's stored colder

2:57

than dipping dots. Every day more

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and more people are vaccinated, but after a

3:02

year of being extremely cautious, some people

3:04

can't quite bring themselves to accept the

3:06

good news because it's been so long.

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I mean, even when I smile, I'm like, oh no, my

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frown turned upside down? Is that a COVID symptom?

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So here's a ray of sunshine about a grandmother who was

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anxious about doing what she could often getting vaccinated,

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and how her doctor helped her overcome

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it. Some people say the best medicine

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is love for one woman in the bronx, that's

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just what the doctor ordered. Take a look at this prescription.

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This is what Evelyn Shaw got. It reads

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you are allowed to hug your granddaughter.

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It comes after both of them were fully

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vaccinated, My daughter and granddaughter

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came to my apartments because

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they had a gift to me. To my

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amazement, was a prescription

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from my doctor, and she wrote,

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you are allowed to hug your

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granddaughter. That

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hug is a hug annoyed to remember

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forever. Okay,

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you've gotta admit this is such a

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heartwarming story. I mean, unless

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we find out that that's

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the doctor's treatment for everything, I'm

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afraid it's lupus. So

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what you're gonna need to do is go and hug this woman's

4:17

grandma right away twice

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a day. Now. Yes, it is true

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that the doctor was out of network, so that hug will

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cost eight dollars, but I'm still happy

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that this grandma got to see her family before

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she files for medical bankruptcy. And actually

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really shows you how much people respect the authority of doctors.

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I mean, once they write a prescription, there's no

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more arguing it's a prescription. Doctors

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could make that work for them to ship. If

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I was a doctor, I just going to a bank with my prescription

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pad. Good afternoon, I have a

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prescription for you here that says you need to

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open the safe and hand me all the cash,

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Well, I guess if it's for my health.

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Now, look, until everyone can get vaccinated,

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it is still important to monitor the spread

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of the coronavirus so you can stop any

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outbreaks before they get too far. And

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now getting a coronavirus test

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is going to be easier than ever. Door

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Dash will soon be delivering at home COVID

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tests across the United States. The delivery

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apps teaming up with two health companies, Vault

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Health and every Well in

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twelve US market. Door Dash says

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delivery of the FDA proof test kits will typically

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take less than an hour, they cost us over a

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hundred dollars each, and they can return results

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in twenty four to eight hours.

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Yes, thanks to door Dash, you

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can now get a COVID test delivered right

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to your home along with I'm assuming

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forty packets of ketchup. And door Dash

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isn't the only one helping. By the way, UBA

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has started offering COVID tests

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too. Yeah, if you get in

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the car and you can smell weed,

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you just tested negative, my friend, congrats,

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And let me just remind everybody right now that

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your delivery driver is not responsible

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for your test results, all right,

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because you know there are people out there who are gonna base

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their reviews on that. What

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you're telling me that I have COVID, dude,

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one star, bitch, I'm not the one

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who coughed on you. Moving on to a

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ray of sunshine from the world of racism.

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Yeah, even racism. Black people

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in America have been waiting for slavery reparations

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for a hundred and fifty years, and

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to put that in terms of white people can understand, that's

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even longer than you've been waiting for the next

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Game of Thrones book. But now residents

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of one city are finally getting

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their first taste. The nation's

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first reparations program for African

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Americans was approved overnight in Illinois.

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The Chicago suburb of Evanston is

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moving forward with a ten million dollar plan

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to address a history of discriminatory housing

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practices faced by its black residents.

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The first step, which passed last night, makes

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four thousand dollars available for homeownership

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grants and mortgage assistants. This plan

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could become a model that more cities could

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follow. That's right, people, Reparations

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are happening. With these

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housing grants, Black Americans can

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finally fulfill their lifelong dreams of

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gentrifying on white neighborhood. And

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kudos to Evanston, Illinois, especially

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since I assume whoever the Evans guy the city

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was named after was a huge racist. In fact,

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let me check that before I assume, get

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some Wikipedia out and yep,

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huge racist. Here's my thing, though, It's

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great that some of the funding is going towards practical

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things like aiding home ownership, but keep in mind

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black people have been through a lot of ship in America

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over the last four hundred years, so some

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of that money should also just be to give

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black people a good time, you know, help them relax,

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like going to the spa or getting a facial

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or buying a stress ball for whenever Kanye West tweets

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something. Basically, what I'm saying is it's

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not real reparations unless you give

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the descendants of slavery actual money

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and let them choose how they

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want to spend it as if they were adults.

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But still, congratulations to the black

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people of Evanston, and congratulations

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to all the white people who are going to find a way to game the

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system. Well, my twenty three in

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me says that I'm actually three

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percent Africa so

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and finally some uplifting animal

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news. Like most of US, zoo

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animals have been stressed out by

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the coronavirus lockdowns, stuck

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in their homes for a whole year, and they

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don't even have Netflix. I mean, imagine

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being a tiger and not getting to watch Tiger

8:20

King. That's the ultimate fomo. But

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now a zoo in Colombia is

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giving it stressed out residents a

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musical treat. Columbia's Cali

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Zoo hired a pianist to help relax

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its animals. On Saturday, Mario

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Fernando Prato came to the zoo

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and played some of the most popular classical

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songs for animals, ranging from Zebras

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to Alliance to Flamingos. Preto

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says this was certainly a different from

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his usual gigs. The z said Prato

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was their debut artists and hoped he

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paved the way for other musical acts.

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And I'm so jealous right now. Now

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that is a beautiful idea,

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And I'm actually sure that this was very relaxing

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for all of the animals, although

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you can't tell by looking at an ostrich, you know, you

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can't see when that animal is relaxed. Just as one

9:09

facial expression, which is always realizing

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you left your phone in a cab, and

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as an added bonus for the zoo, a

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piano concert is probably going to

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keep all the Zebras in line.

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Can you imagine them during that performance? They were looking

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at those black and white keys, like, what have

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they done to Jimmy? Oh?

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They've cut them up and now they're making

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music come out of his body. Just

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because you kidnapped the Zebras from Africa and keep

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them in Colombia doesn't mean they're not African

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anymore. So look, I

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think this was great for everyone.

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I mean, the only person I feel a little bad for is

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the piano player. This probably

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wasn't the career that he dreamt of when

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he started playing the piano. Mama,

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you remember how you said I would never make it

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as a musician. Oh my god?

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Did you make it into the Philharmonic? What?

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No wrong number? Okay, never

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mind, bye bye? Now say

10:09

what you want, but this story is adorable.

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And you know who loves adorable stories is

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my friend Roy Withoo Junior. I want to bring him on

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right now. Um,

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you're right. What's going on, my dudes?

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Man? What's going on? Man? I

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know you love playing piano, so I wanted

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to see if you heard the story of the pianist

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who got a gig playing for zoo

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animals. Yeah, I heard about it, trash.

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I hate the story a matter of fact, I hate that dude.

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But but why I thought,

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of all people, you would think it's cute. I

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don't like it. Travel I also auditioned

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for the gig. Then they decided to go with

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some guy playing mozart.

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Mozart. Oh, so

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you auditioned to play piano for zoo

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animals? What whatnot? It's a sweet

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job. You get to work outside to get free

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parking, you get all the stale peanut the elephants

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don't eat. And I wrote all these great

11:02

original songs for the animals with the zookeepers.

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The zookeepers decided my songs

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weren't appropriate. Wow, Roy,

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I'm man. I'm sorry for that, brother,

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like I'm sorry that they didn't like

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your music. Yeah, man, it is

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what it is, man, I have some good hits. Man, check

11:19

check this out. This is good songs, man, Heathing

11:24

normals. You gotta eat all

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of the zoo keepers r

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fucking show oppress

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keepers up. Gobble, gobble,

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gobble gobble.

11:40

No, Roy,

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hold on, hold on, hold on, that's

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that's what you were singing. You can't you can't sing

11:49

that. You can't be telling the animals to eat the zookeepers.

11:51

Now, that's that's promoting violence. But no, dude,

11:54

that the words I haven't singing is just nonsense. I'm just

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I can say them worries for rhythm. You know the animals can't

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understand English. Well, actually that's that's

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a good point. It's not like you're like telling

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them. Yeah, no, play on, my

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bad man, my bad bad. Where

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was that? What was that? Man? Come

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on, I

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know you understand me. I've

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been teaching you in secret for several

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months. There's a weak part of the

12:21

fence next to the gay

12:24

break it down and new monkey

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on the rest. Okay,

12:34

Roy, chumping, that's the line chomping. Yeah,

12:36

I think that's part of the problem that Roy, You see you,

12:39

I understand that zoos have ethical problems, But you

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can't be you can't be telling the lines

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to go and eat people. Like, why are you even

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doing? What are you planning? Planning? Don't

12:48

be so paranoid, Trevor, It's just music.

12:51

He then lies, let's

12:55

school eat what

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am I doing on your back? Then I'll

13:00

take you to his house and

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you can eat everyone except

13:05

me, and I'll be the

13:07

geer lie and means

13:10

unless you eat me too, that

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would not be nice. But that's

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a problem for leader. I'm

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glad they didn't take your songs of the Zoo man. You

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know why because your

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song is a ship. That's why told

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about gobbling me and eating me as well as all

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of your music is trash. That's

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cruel, bro, and I could

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get mad about it, but you know what, I've

13:38

been working on myself. I'm willing

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to bury to hatch it. So let's talk about

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it tomorrow. Meet me at noon at

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the Zoo. What No, I'm not gonna meet you

13:46

at this I know what you're planning. Roy. You want me to come

13:48

to the zoo so I can sing these songs with you.

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I'm not stupid, Roy, Get out of here. Roy

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with Junior everybody. He's not gonna get

13:55

me that easy. All right, we're gonna take a short

13:57

break. But first, if your college basketball

14:00

is as busted as everyone else's is, it's

14:02

not too late to go all the way in the

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daily shows brackets of bullshit,

14:07

where you can vote for the little things that have annoyed

14:09

you the most during the pandemic, because

14:11

I know it's been a legitimately terrible year, but

14:14

let's be honest, there hasn't been a lot of trivial

14:16

problems that we didn't need on top of the really

14:18

bad stuff, you know, like celebrities singing

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imagine or emails that start

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with in these difficult times so

14:25

annoying. I think that one could

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actually go all the way. Round two is open

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now, so go to Daily Show Bracket dot com

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and make your picks. When we come

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back, Daisi Ling takes a look at the history

14:36

of the female orgasm in movies.

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You don't want to miss it. Welcome

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back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. March,

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as you know, is Women's History Month, and

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to celebrate we turn to Daisielde, where

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she doesn't explore his story but

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his hurry.

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It's no secret that women's on screen

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portrayals have evolved throughout history.

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We've gone from playing secretaries being

15:08

saved by James Bond all the way

15:10

to nuclear scientists being saved

15:13

by James Bond. But I want to focus

15:15

on one specific aspect of female

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depictions, the orgasm.

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It's when a woman is stimulated to

15:22

the point of climax, causing a physical and neurological

15:25

response that scientists referred to as

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fantastic, and over the years,

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depicting female pleasure on screen is

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something that's changed more than the batteries

15:34

in your vibrator. The first known

15:36

female orgasm on the silver screen

15:38

was in the nineteen thirty three German film

15:40

Ecstasy, when Hetty Lamar took

15:43

the broad Worst Express all the

15:45

way to pleasure Burgh. Turns out

15:47

the world wasn't ready for this. Everyone

15:49

denounced it, from Hitler to the Pope,

15:52

And if you ask me, the Pope has no place weighing

15:54

in on sex scenes. He's celibate. I mean,

15:56

when we need your opinion on the best stayin removers

15:58

for white fabrics, then we'll call you. Unfortunately,

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being the first actress to climax on screen

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followed Hetty Lamar for the rest of her

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career, she was typecast as the

16:08

seductress, even though she was literally the

16:10

smartest person in Hollywood. Yeah.

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As her side hustle, she was a brilliant

16:14

scientist who invented the basis for all

16:16

modern wireless technology.

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Without her, no one would be orgasming

16:20

because we wouldn't be able to watch porn on our cell phones

16:23

in the bathroom. And that was the last

16:25

big on screen female orgasm

16:27

for a while, because around the same time the

16:29

Hayze Code was enforced in Hollywood. This

16:32

was a set of censorship guidelines that banned

16:34

movies from explicitly showing or discussing

16:36

sex. Even married couples had

16:38

to be shown in separate beds, or as

16:40

it's now called, the reverse chocolate

16:42

factory before you bedridden.

16:45

For the past twenty years, it takes a lot of work to

16:47

keep this family going. No one was

16:49

getting off. The Hayes Code finally ended

16:51

in the late sixties, which, as timing

16:53

goes, is like having your dry January

16:55

and at an open bar in Cabo America

16:58

was embarking on a actual revolution,

17:01

so female pleasure came back on screen. Unfortunately,

17:04

it was often treated as a novelty that

17:06

existed for men's amusements, So you've got scenes

17:09

like the one in nineteen Barbara

17:11

Ella where evil doctor eyebrows

17:13

over here traps Jane Fonda and a machine

17:15

that's supposed to give her orgasms until she

17:17

dies, except that she climax is

17:20

so hard she breaks the machine

17:23

goodness. At the time, it was

17:25

considered a camp be sexy thing,

17:27

but looking at it now, it's a violation.

17:30

Remember, everyone, if you're going to put a woman

17:32

in a machine that orgasms her to death, unique

17:34

consent first. Another major moment

17:37

came a few years later with the movie Deep Throat.

17:39

It tells the story of a woman who keeps giving

17:42

men oral sex because her pleasure zone

17:44

is in her throat. That is

17:46

not how it works. But Deep

17:48

Throat became the first porno film to go mainstream

17:51

and inspired both my uncles to become Dennis

17:54

the female orgasms and Barbararella and Deep

17:56

Throat were basically male fantasies

17:58

about how women experience pleasure, so

18:00

it was appropriate that the next on screen

18:03

orgasm to make a splash totally debunked

18:05

those fantasies. Nine,

18:07

When Harry Met Sally famously includes

18:09

an extended scene of Meg Ryan faking

18:11

an orgasm in a Delhi to prove to Billy

18:14

Crystal that maybe he wasn't the

18:16

cunnelingest king that he thought he was. Oh

18:19

yes, yes, yes

18:22

oh. This

18:24

scene was groundbreaking for a few

18:26

reasons. It told all the women watching

18:29

who had faked orgasms that they weren't alone.

18:31

It taught men to try to be attentive to their

18:33

partner's needs, and it catapulted pastronomy

18:36

to become the top aphrodisiac of nineteen

18:38

eighty nine. It also started a conversation

18:41

about the performative nature of the female

18:43

orgasm. Women face far

18:45

too much pressure to satisfy their partner's

18:47

ego instead of themselves. I mean, no

18:49

one ever has to fake it for their vibrator. If

18:51

they don't get the job done, they just go back into the drawer

18:54

and they think about what they did. In

18:58

the years that followed, female pleasure

19:00

became more and more common on screen,

19:02

but they were still often treated as punchlines,

19:04

like Jennifer Aniston getting unexpected

19:07

magic him Maxes includes Almighty,

19:09

or Katherine Hygel accidentally orgasm

19:11

me at dinner when a little boy grabbed her remote

19:14

controlled vibrating underwear. Okay,

19:16

there is so much wrong with this. It's

19:19

non consensual, it's a kid doing

19:21

it, and it perpetuates the dangerous myth

19:23

that vibrating underwear gives you anything

19:25

but a five alarm electrical bird. And

19:28

even when orgasms weren't meant to be funny,

19:30

it could be hard to take them seriously, like

19:33

in Forty Days and Forty Nights when Josh Hartnett

19:35

makes his partner orgasm by caressing

19:37

her with flowers, which, believe

19:40

me, is not that easy. Not

19:42

to be a size queen, but we're gonna

19:44

have to use at least a sunflower. The

19:46

odds weren't a step forward for orgasms,

19:49

but they weren't a step back either. They

19:51

still needed to step a little

19:53

to the side, now the other side,

19:56

then back and forth. Yeah,

19:59

right there. Thankfully,

20:02

in the present day, we're starting to see much more

20:04

realistic and positive depictions of

20:06

women pop in their Turkey timers. These

20:09

days, you can hardly turn your TV on without

20:11

seeing a woman getting off. And finally,

20:13

movies and shows are doing this through the female

20:16

gaze. And if you don't know what that would

20:18

look like, then you haven't seen Bridgertain.

20:21

It's a show about nineteenth century British

20:23

society taking care of their little

20:25

women. She's a Beth in the streets,

20:27

but a Joe in the sheets. Thanks

20:30

to Bridgertain, there haven't been this many female

20:33

orgasms since well since

20:35

everyone started watching Bridgertain. So

20:38

that's the history on the female orgasm

20:40

on screen, and who knows what the future holds,

20:42

but it is important because the way

20:44

women are portrayed on screen holds

20:46

a mirror up to how they're treated in real life.

20:49

And as all women know, sometimes

20:51

holding up a mirror to something is the only

20:53

way to get a good look and figure

20:56

out how it works. Thank

20:58

you so much, DISSI All right, when we back, the hilarious

21:01

Eric Andre will be joining me on the show,

21:03

so don't go away. Welcome

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back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Only

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esterday I spoke with comedian and actor

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Eric Andre. We talked about going from

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punking celebrities on his adult swim talk

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show to punking regular people

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in his brand new film Bad Trip. Eric

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Andre, Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing

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Show. My man Trevor

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Noah in the house.

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Wait, can I can I tell you something? Do you know that

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Alex Jones might

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have gotten us confused?

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Now? You're much more handsome than me, so I don't want to left

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handed insult you. But Alex Jones,

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when I prayed him one time,

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right at the Republican National Convention,

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he kept saying, got the Daily Show

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guy up here, Bring the Daily up

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there? And I was like, which

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guy Wyatt Snach Trevor,

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who is he? I don't know who he thought

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I was. Yeah, no, I'm yeah,

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Now I could get I would be like, yeah, you know if

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we ran around the RNC, and

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then I'd be like, I would even give people that. I would

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go like, yes, I would use

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you to get away from a crime right now, That's what I'm saying.

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So if like, if something happened, I would go,

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well, what if it was him? And like I would

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you know that dramatic scene in the movie where the

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people go you sure it was him? I'm sure.

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Then you're like, well, there he is, and then you stand

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up in the courtroom and the person's like, oh, it's that person.

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That's what I would do. I could do that right now. Yeah.

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I wouldn't blame you. Yes, you've

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been you've been in lockdown for a while. There's

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this few people I worry about more than

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you, because I feel like Eric

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Andre is like the guy of things happening

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always. Are you like, has

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this has this thing made you go crazy? Or are

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you coping with the with the lockdowns. I've

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definitely drank way more

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in the last year than I ever have

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in my life. I'm talking like Jack Carroll

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Wack Charles Bluekowski level

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of alcohol. I built

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a bar in my house. I'm losing my

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mind, but I

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feel great because

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I'm drunk by like two

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pm every day. So you

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know, I was just in

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that zone. I mean that zone. Man,

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I'm just crushing up, biking in and making pina

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coladas. I never know how much of

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this is like you being like you know, like

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eric Andre is the one person where I feel like you

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may be in a situation one day when you need someone's

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help, but they wouldn't know if you're

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being eric Andre. Eric Andre needs help.

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I know. It's like where does the stick

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end and the man begin kind

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of thing. Yeah, and you know what, I just remember, my

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mom is going to watch this. Um, so

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Mom, I'm not I'm not drinking as

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as much as I just told Trevor

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I was drinking. I'm drinking

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u V eight. Okay,

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I just added my mom is a super fan.

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Well, Hi, hi mom, Hi mom

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um, My mom is very

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attracted to you. By the way, my mom and

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my sister, they would

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rip your clothes off in a second. You wouldn't know

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what hit you. Oh wow, I wouldn't know

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what hit me. To be honest, I ever

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said that to me before my mom and

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my sister would do I wouldn't know what hit me. Well,

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for some reason, the generational jumps adds

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to the to the confusion. For me. You

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could get into a very weird

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porno at the Andre residence if

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you wanted to. I'm just putting that out

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there. Offer is on the table.

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Put it out there. Let's talk about the movie

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eric Um Bad

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Trip. This movie. Yeah,

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I mean, people have been waiting forever for this movie.

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You know, it's been It was pushed back like three times

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because of the pandemic. I think even

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Amazon leaked it by mistake on

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Prime and then had to pull it back. And then it

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felt like the whole thing was a prank. And then I

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found out that the movie was a movie,

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but it's also like a like a hidden camera frank

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because there's real people in the movie. But then you've

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got like a narrative going. It's an actual story, which

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is very good. By the way. At first I was like, oh, this is just Eric

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messing around, but it's actually like a good story.

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And then you're pranking real people. Surely

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that's harder to make them just a normal movie. It's

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incredibly hard because not only are

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you not only were we pranking the

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people, but we were getting plot

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from the people were pranking. We're relying

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on them for exposition to lead

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us into the next scene. So I'd have

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to like prank somebody and then talk

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to them for like an hour and a half just

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to like squeeze two lines of

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dialogue out of them to get to the next

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scene. So it was no small feat.

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But yes, it is a narrative, hitting

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camera prank movie with

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myself and Tiffany Haddish and little Rahbry.

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Yes. Something I've always want to know when you're making these kinds of movies

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when when you prank the people, they have to agree

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to be put on screen off like they have to

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sign a release or something after after

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you Yeah, But then like, why do people because

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a lot of the people in the movie don't look the

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best, right, why would

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they say yes? Um, they don't

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always say yes. You will see some blurrs in

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the movie, but uh, they

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say. You know what's funny, The

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people that are the angriest when

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you prank them are usually

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the most relieved to find

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out it's a prank and have the

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best sense of humor, Like this guy pulled

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a knife out on rel and I and

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then once we revealed that it

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was just a prank, he was like, ah,

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man, y'all are hilarious.

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Yeah, signed the release, no problem.

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So I don't

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know, it's insane. It's insane. I don't know. Um,

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you'd be surprised. You can really and

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getting the releases signed, it's an act of seduction.

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You really got it. We got it down to a science. Yeah,

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okay, So I get, like, I get on your side. I

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get it, like you, this is you. I mean

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you, You've You've hosted a TV show where

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you've naked and destroyed your desk.

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You've hosted a TV show with this like five as in the studio

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you Eric andre I get how on

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earth is little Ll apart of this thing? Because

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I know Roll, he's like he's like acting

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and he's he's he's a funny, serious guy. But I don't

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see him putting himself in danger though. Yeah

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you know he His very

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first frank that

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he filmed was the one where, um,

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the guy pulled the knife out on us. So we

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did this prank. Where are you know our characters,

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our penises get stuck in a Chinese finger

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trap. And we

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went to this like really hood barbershop

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in Atlanta and we asked this real barber

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who was cutting the guys there for sisters

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were like, excuse me, sir, were stuck

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at the Chinese finger trap? Did you've got us out

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of this thing? And the guy went into

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like a murder rage because we're

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like stretching the penis is back and forth.

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He grabbed, he tried to get his gun, he

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grabbed and grabbed a knife, chased

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this out, tried to stab us, and we could barely run

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in the contraption. And that's

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Rell. That was not only the first day of production,

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but that was the first time Rel ever shot

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at hitting camera prank in his life, and

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he almost died. So he quit. He quit day

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one, and then he called

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Tiffany Hattock, who wasn't even in the movie at the

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time, just to vent like, Eric's

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gonna get me killed. I'm doing this hitting camera prank

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movie. I almost lost my life. And

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then she thought that was so funny

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that she called me afterwards and

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was like, Yo, you almost got Rell killed. I

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want to be in your movie. I live for that. So

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in a weird way, that was how we got the cast

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together. I mean, that's one

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way to get a cost together. I

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almost killed someone, and that's really how I got

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George Clooney on this film.

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It was really crucial. Uh. And

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in doing that um where

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you from him, you think you want to make more

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of these movies because I enjoyed it. I

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was. I was surprised, as like, this is this is actually

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fun? Thanks man. It's

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like it's much longer

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than your normal eleven minute episode. But I was like,

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this is this could be a thing. This

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could be like a running you know, you should do

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it in other countries as well. Sure,

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let's go to South Africa. They'll kill

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you. You

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think you can't. Are

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you tell me there's there's violence in South

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African You can't let me tell you something, Eric

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Andrey. All these things you do with Americans,

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South Africans will kill you. And then someone will go

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to was a prank and they'll be like, ah,

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that was funny, Well you're

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dead now. I'm sorry

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When you were doing your penis thing in my face, I

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didn't know it was a prank and I'm sorry. Some South

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Africans might even be like, we'll kill you, even though

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we know it's a prank. They'll be like, yeah,

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well then that would make for great content. We

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gotta get down there, grabbed the

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cameras off

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to Johannesburg. We

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only get the film one scene because I die.

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It'll be a three minute movie. But uh

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yeah no, I would love to keep making more of this

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stuff. Yeah, totally. I hope you do, and

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don't do it in so that because you'll die, and also because

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people will think I'm the one doing it, and

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then it will be a whole thing where like

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people be like we saw Trevor Nowha in South Africa

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running around with this preious sooner Chinese finger

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trap. I don't need that in my life, or

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do you? You never know, Eric

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Man, thank you so much for joining me on the show. Congratulations

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on the film for real, the congratulate. I'm glad it finally

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came out. I'm glad people get to enjoy it. Um.

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Thanks for reminding us to just have fun and be silly.

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Man. I appreciate you. Thank you, I appreciate

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you, and say hi to your mom and your sister for me,

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but not in a porn way, in like a very

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you know. Daily Show, Yes, normal

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way. Alright,

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buddy, don't forget that.

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Trip drops on Netflix March. All

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