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the time that I've been here, I've been following the presidential

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race, and I've noticed that a few pieces of conventional

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wisdom have formed around the candidates,

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none more than with Donald Trump. Six

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and ten Americans believe Trump is unqualified

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to service president. He's not qualified to

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be president, unfit to be president,

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unfit to be commander in chief. But the boy

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in Register writing that Trump is quote

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not only unfit to hold office, but

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unfit to stand on the same stage

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as his Republican opponents. He's unfit

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for that stage. No, that

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stage is unfit for Trump. There's

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no marble, there's no gold where the woman in bikinis,

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and how would even get there, There's no escalator.

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Come on, people. So

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the complaints about Trump is that he's unpresidential,

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and it stems from certain statements that he's

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made. When Mexico sends

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his people, they're bringing drugs, they're

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bringing crime, they're apists,

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and some are assume are good

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people, and you know what

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they say when you assume you're

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the best that assuming Trump.

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I know these comments about immigrants who are upsetting

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to some people, but for me, as an African there's

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just something familiar about Trump that

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makes me feel at home. The influx

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of illegal migrants, climb,

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unfair business practices, drugs.

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It is also not true that

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all foreign nationals are involved

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in criminal activities. There

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are some who are, but not all

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of them. I love how

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we all waited like, oh, it's not so. That's

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South African President Jacob Zoom are sounding a lot

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like Donald Trump. You see, that's a light xenophobia

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with just a dash of diplomacy, which

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is also the title of Paula Deine's new book. So

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so I don't see what's unpresidential about

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Donald Trump. I mean, here's another thing.

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He unnecessarily took heat for autism

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has become an epidemic. The beautiful

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child went to have the vaccine and

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came back and a week later got

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a tremendous fever, got very

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very sick. Now is artistic? Now?

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Was that factual? No? But

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was it presidential? Depends where

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you come from. Gambian President

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yah Yah yah May says he can cure

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aid using herbs and bananas. He

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admits there will always be skeptics, but he says, quote,

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mine is not an argument, Mine is a proof. It's

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a declaration. I can cure AIDS and

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I will. That's

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right, that is right. The

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president of Gambia says he can cure AIDS

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with bananas, and I can also cure

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cancer using AIDS. If

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only I hadn't cured all that. AIDS are

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crazy thing too, better

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safe than sorry. What I'm trying

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to say is Donald Trump is presidential. He

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just happens to be running on the wrong continents in

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face. In fact, once you, once you realize

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that Trump is basically the perfect African

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presidents, you start

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to notice the similarities everywhere, Like

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the level of self regard. I say

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not in a braggadocious way.

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I've made billions and billions of dollars.

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I made a tremendous amount of money.

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I'm really rich. I have a great temperament. They

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love me anywhere. I don't have to do this. I've done an amazing

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job. I was born with a certain intellect.

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God help me by giving me a certain brain. I

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bet that's the one time that God's like, I don't need the

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praise. It's cool. Um, that's

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you, that's you. I'm cool. Now

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is that extraordinary level of bragging presidential?

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Well, let's ask a man who actually was

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president Idi I mean former presidents

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and best president of Uganda. The

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people losing me a very much. They're

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very powerful. I am the one who has got

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their money. I have got a very good brain.

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I have a very good brain. And

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I know this because every time I ask people if

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I have a good brain, they say, of course it's their president.

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Now please let my family go. You've already killed

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my sister. I think you've proved your points. And

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just to make sure everyone knew exactly how successful

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he was, Idia I mean insisted on always being

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referred to by his full title, and this

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is completely true. His

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Excellency President for Life Field

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Marshal Al Haji Dr Idia

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mean Dada VC, dear So MC,

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Lord of all the beasts of the Earth and fishes

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of the seas, and conquer of the British Empire

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in Africa in general and Uganda

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in particular. Luckily,

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Idio I mean didn't own any casinos very

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In fact, Trump is so African presidential he's

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already at the level of Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe,

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whose brutality and repressive tactics have

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kept him in power for thirty five years.

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My people have great praise for me.

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People love me. Everybody loves me. The little

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man. He's very low energy, and he's

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ours. It's not European, it's

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all that. And we

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have taken it. We'll take our country back.

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We will we we will be well

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the time. We will have so much

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winning if I get elected that you

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may get bored with winning.

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I feel like I'm winning right now. It's

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really great to know that if anything ever happens to Trump,

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we have a backup coffee in Africa. I like that,

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actually, now that I think about it.

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Trump reminds me of one African leader in particular.

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Weird here check lavish

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lifestyle, check fringe

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discredited views about President Obama's origins

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US with and along came

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a black citizen of Kenyan African

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origin, a Muslim. His name

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is Obama. Check.

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Oh, and there's one more thing. Gaddafi

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put up a tent in the town of Bedford, about

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forty miles outside of New York City. The property

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in Westchester County where they're setting up

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that tent is owned by none other than Donald

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Trump. Yeah,

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that's right. When Mama Gaddaffi came to America,

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he could have stayed anywhere, but the only

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place he felt truly at home was

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in Donald Trump's yard. Now,

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just by the way, our lawyers told us, we have to

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mention that Trump told Gadafi to take

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the tent down. And you see, you have to be careful

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what you say about Donald Trump in public, not

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unlike an African president. I

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understand that Trump is a little scary,

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a little exotic for some, a little

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out of America's comfort zone. But

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this great country is capable of bold

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leaps. It took one in two thousand and

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eight when it elected its first black presidents. Now

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in I say it's time to

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be bold once more and elects

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America's first African presidents.

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And when that happens, when a true

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African finally enters the Oval office,

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the people of Africa, when they erupted into

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songs of praise car it

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never ends. The Landini

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