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You're listening to Comedy Central. Mr
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Vice Presidents, Welcome to the Daily Social
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Distancing Show. It's good to be with you. And
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it's a big distance now,
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it definitely has a big distance. Um
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you. You have been making news over the past
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few weeks, responding to what's happening in
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America, responding to what can easily
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be described as one of the most tumultuous
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times in not just American but world
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history. I want to talk a little bit about the
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up end that you put out today. Talk me through
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how you would plan to undo systemic
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oppression, how you would plan to undo systemic racism,
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and and how you think you'll address the needs
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of the African American community. Well, first
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of all, it's gonna take time. Uh.
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You know, Donald Trump didn't invent
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racism, but he sure has promoted it.
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And a systemic has been real. The disparities
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of the country, especially in the economy right
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now. The combination there's a there's
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just an awful combination COVID nineteen,
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unemployment, systemic racism.
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And what's opinion in terms of the
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way in which the the George
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Floyd's uh death took place.
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I mean, you know, I think about it
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when I was a kid. What really
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changed and sparked the civil rights movement as
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a kid that I was just involved in it no
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great shake just to high school college
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student, was that television
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was around, and television came along
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when they saw what Bull Connor
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was doing in Birmingham, Alabama's people
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went, WHOA, I didn't know that really
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happened in America. And
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then now today everybody,
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not only should cops be wearing bodycams,
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everybody has a body cam, everybody has
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a cell phone. And can you if
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they the last words of George Floyd
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I can't breathe, they would have been consequential.
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But if they're not seen him
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take his last breath, none of
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this would have been nearly as consequential.
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Because people are now saying, my God,
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did you see that? And that's one of those inflection
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points. It really does feel like an inflection
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point, and it is a difficult
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one for many Americans to navigate because
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most Americans agree that there is a problem
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in policing between police
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and the black community and even many
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poor white communities. This is something that
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we know when we look at interactions between the police
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and American people. You have
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come out in favor of police reform.
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You know, but what what does that actually
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mean? Because some people think that you cannot reform
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an institution that is fundamentally
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rotten in the core. Well, I don't
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think it's rotten in the core, and I don't
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think all cops are bad cops. But
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I think look of
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all the funding place comes from local taxpayers.
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So the federal government, our system cannot,
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other than taking a civil rights action,
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say they're doing a B, C and D. But
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what we can do is we can make
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sure that we insist on certain
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fundamental changes take place now,
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including giving making sure
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their sensitivity training, making sure that
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all of cops past
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grievances excuse me, transgressions
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are all made public because we
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can say if you don't, we are not
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going to provide the federal funding that
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we provide for you through what they call burn
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grants and cop grants. And so
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we can, I think now impact
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on significantly the desire of
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many police departments as well to fundamentally
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change the way the police. You know,
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many activists and organizers have come out saying
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there have been repeated attempts to reform
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many police departments were not
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for civilian cameras, we wouldn't know the truth
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oftentimes. I mean, we've seen three instances
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in the past few weeks of major police departments
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being contradicted by video evidence that
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comes out. So some would say
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to you, Mr Vice Presidents,
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if you were to become president, do
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you think that there would be a world where defunding
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the police would be the solution and getting
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getting some of these responsibilities away
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from police forces and you know, police in schools,
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police handling mental illness, police homelessness,
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etcetera. Well, I think there a lot of changes
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they can take place period without having
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to defund police completely. Here's
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what I think has happened. You have well
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over eight American people going, WHOA,
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I didn't know this. I didn't know this was
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happening. I don't believe peace should be
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defunded, but I think the conditions should
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be placed upon them or departments are
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having to take significant reforms
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relating that we should set up a national
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use of force standard. If they don't sign
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onto it, then in fact they don't get any
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of the federal money. In addition
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that they have to demonstrate that they
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release all the data that relates
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to misconduct by police, that
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all has to be sent to the Justice Department.
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If they don't send it to the Justice Department nationally,
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they don't get funding. But and as
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it relates to for example, um
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mental illness and homelessness and drug
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abuse and the life. Many changes we
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can make. But the for example,
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my daughter as a social workers, there's the masses
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and social work. The idea that
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she's going to respond by herself to
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a nine one one call that says that
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someone is overdosing or someone
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as a mental problem and they're acting
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out. The idea of going by themselves
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is not rational. Expect Conversely,
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the cops shouldn't go alone the shop cops
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should go with with people
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who are mental health experture. Do you don't think though,
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there's an opportunity to have somebody that's not a policeman,
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because you know that the old adage um if
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you if you are a hammer, then everything is
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a nail. And so you
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don't think there's an opportunity to have people who are not
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even police in these environments
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who are trained and specialized I mean at mental
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institutions for instance. You know it's not
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police who are helping these people, it's people who
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are trained in diffusing these situations know what
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they are, though they also use force in those
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mental institutions when someone's out
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of hand, they put them in straight jackets.
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They put them in circumstances where they have big guys
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come in and hold somebody down. It's not
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just someone walking in and saying, look
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here, you've got to calm down. Now, I know how to deal
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with you. This is It's not
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that simple, but that should be
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the objective. So we should put
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the police second in those circumstances
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and not first. For example, we should change
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the way in which we deal with all drug abuse.
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Nobody should be going to jail for the use of
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drugs. They should be going to mandatory rehabilitation.
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We should be building rehab centers, not more
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prisons. You know, building trust
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between law enforcement communities is and and
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to increase safety is to
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invest in in funding of community
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policing. When we were funding community
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policing, the crime rate went down, and
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the visibility of the I mean and and
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and the and the extent of brutality
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went down too because people know who's
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in the community. But it's it's much
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bigger than that. It's complicated. And
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but I think we should turn over as much
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as we can to non
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armed police officers to
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to de escalate me things relating
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to mental illness, homelessness, and drug abuse.
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And one of one of the areas that almost every
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synonymously agrees on is that police unions
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have shown themselves to be extremely strong and
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oftentimes have contracts that provide
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impunency for the police. You know, it
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is hard to to get the bad apples
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out of police departments, you know. I mean, just
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in the case of George Floyd, you had a police officer
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where just from the record that people
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could get access to, you saw somewhere
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around twenty previous grievances
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against the police officers. So what is
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your plan to try and get police unions to sign
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on And if they don't, is there a
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plan to remove some of their power or to deal
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with them differently? What the plan
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would be that their departments don't get
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funded if they don't do the things that have to
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change. For example, there are
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bad cops, there are bad senators, there
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are bad docks, there are bad lawyers. There are
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bad and they're all very
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poor policing themselves. Every one of
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these institutions and organizations. So
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you gotta say, here's the deal. When a
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police officers tried with a violent
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crime or tried with violating the law and
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should not be tried by the local prosecutor
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has to be a prosecutor that doesn't handle
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their cases. We're gonna make that a law
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so there's more distance between the two,
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making sure that cops can
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be fired for cause.
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Cops can be fired when in fact you can
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make the case and bring a case, and
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in the case they have violated
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the law, they have violated common decency.
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And when that happens, you're gonna see
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police departments changing and police
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unions changing. And by the way, not all
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unions are taking the same positions. Some unions
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are much more forward leaning than other unions
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are. But the fact of the matter is there
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has to be a fundamental change.
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You've got to be able to root out bad cops
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and the good cops, the majority of whom are
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know how it makes them all
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look they look bad,
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It makes everyone look bad. So I think you're
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gonna see a lot more movement in terms
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of police unions as well. But if
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it's not, they're gonna have to obey the law as
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written. We're gonna change the way which
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we hold police departments accountable.
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One of the major things you would have
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to do in order to create all of this change
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is win an election. Yes, that's
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true. I
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think it's safe to say that America
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is expecting a really
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dirty election. We know
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how Donald Trump plays in an election.
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We've seen it up against Hillary Clinton
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in You know that he holds
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no punches. You know that he will punch
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below the belt. You've often said that you
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plan to be the president who brings America back together.
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But how does that play into the way you'll run
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your campaign. Well, first of all, you
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know when the Carney Show comes through town
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the first time, everybody finds out there's no p
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N or any one of the three shelves. Well,
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next time it comes around, people have a liver a
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different view. The thing we're doing is
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calling out every lie he
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in fact is saying. We're calling
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out and making a case that this
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guy is not a good guy.
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This is what he has done. What's happening
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is the American public, overwhelmingly,
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Now if you notice, two thirds of the American
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public thinks that the people
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who want to who are protesting are the
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people who are right and not the president.
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The president has been wrong, and so there's
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a lot that's changed, a lot that's changed.
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But it's gonna be hard, and he's going to get
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very personal and say things about
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me, my family and my children everything
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that are simply not true. But the good news
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is the bad news. The good news
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is the people know me, and they know
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me warts and all. The bad news is they know me,
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and so he's not going to be able to make things
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stick that aren't already real
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weaknesses on my part, and I have weaknesses for
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real. Those weaknesses are
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well, I'm not gonna advertise no, but one of the weakness
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are because I always say what I think. No
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one ever, no one ever has suggested
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that I don't mean what I say.
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Sometimes I'll say all that I mean, and
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that gets me in trouble, and sometimes
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it does. I get it, and
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my old stuttering day is the case. They come
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back and I find myself just
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to talk to tell, you know, talking
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like that, and so you know, I sometimes
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make political gas, but you know, the little
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expression a gaff in Washington
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is a politician telling the truth. The
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America place in the world has
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been damaged significantly. The
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next president is going to inherit a world in disarray
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Number one. Number two at
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home, we are a divided
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nation in a consequential way.
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I've spent my whole career and the one
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thing people give me credit and blamed for is
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bringing the both sides together, coming
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up with principal compromise. And
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so the two things. The reason I'm running
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both those thisteres tend to be in my wheelhouse.
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Doesn't mean I'm gonna get them right. I'm gonna make
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mistakes. I'm gonna make serious mistakes,
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but the point is I take
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responsibility for the mistakes. Let
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me don't ask you this. How do you plan,
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as Joe Biden, to speak to those voteses
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who might say, you know what, I'm not
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a fan of Trump, but I love
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what he has done for the economy, and
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I may be economically better off because
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of him. How do you plan to win those people over?
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Well, there's not nearly as many of those
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people as everybody thinks. If you take
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a look middle class people and people are
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on hourly wages, and middle class folks,
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you have over fifty of them six months
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ago, and the poll saying they don't think
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that their children are ever going to have the same standard
12:25
living they have he has really
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damaged the economy for hard working and
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middle class people. That's why I said
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the second reason I'm running and restore the backbone
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of this country, hard work and middle
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class people. The president
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has to be part of the solution, not the problem.
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Ordinary people are getting crushed. And
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guess what if you are Latino
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or you're African American, you are
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really getting crushed. The unemployment rate among
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Black youth is up in the thirties seven
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percent range, even higher for Latinos.
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Everybody's beginning to understand the way
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we treat people is simply not
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right. As presidents, would
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you then continue being the Biden who's not
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afraid to tell it like it is and address
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those issues specifically within those communities,
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because oftentimes it feels like politicians run
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on these ideas, but then when they get into power, they
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say, oh, we're gonna fix things for everybody.
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But the truth is America has a legacy
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of oppressing certain people, specifically
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Black people, and it feels like those issues
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and those areas need to be addressed
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in a very specific way as opposed to in a
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general way. Are you going to be willing to do that? Some
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of the backlash that comes with it, by the way,
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Yes, And I tell you what. One of
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the things I've done and I've been known for in my state
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is I not only I don't address those issues
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just to the African American community. I go to
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the business community and make the case
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to the business community. I think people,
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you've got to make the case to
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the people who, in fact, are they're reluctant
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to pay their taxes to do these things, and say,
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tell me, are you gonna be better off? And
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I'm confident, I'm confident that
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you have least of
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that population, that is, the
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folks who are in the upper income practice going
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well, yeah, you know, I guess I'm
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a little better off if there's more piece
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and security. We we tend to be unwilling
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to make the case to the people who
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historically have said, okay, look,
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this is all about my not paying taxes. You
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can't build a wall high enough around
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your home you keep pollution
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out. You can't build a wall high
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enough around your home to keep peace
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in the neighborhood. You can't build a wall
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high enough around your home to see to it
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that you have a safe place
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to move around the country. I mean, it's just and
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I think we've got to make the case to the very people
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who say they're opposed. And the last point I'll
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make is, you know, the people who
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voted for Trump out of frustration, high
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school educated people who are busting
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their necks. They're the neighborhoods I come from.
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That's why I come from, as Grant in Pennsylvania and Claimant
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Della were the people I grew up with. In
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fact, they in fact understand
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and I think they know. I think they know me.
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That's why I think the polling data is demonstrating
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that they know I will do what I say
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and respect them. You may
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have respect and you may have
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people coming out in many places
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to vote for you, but as we saw in
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Georgia just yesterday, if those
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people's votes are counted, and if those people
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don't get the opportunity to vote, then
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your entire campaign maybe
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moot. So what is
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the plan up until November to make
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sure that people can vote, To make sure that everyone,
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whether it's Republican or Democrat, black or white,
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has the opportunity to vote without
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being in a line that's six hours long. It's
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my greatest concern, my single
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greatest concern this president is going
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to try to steal this election. This is the
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guy who said that all mail in ballots
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are fraudulent direct
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voting by mail while he sits
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behind the desk in noble office
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and writes his mail in ballot to vote in the primary.
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This is a guy you have twenty
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three I believe the states have passed over
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over eighty two
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pieces of legislation making harder
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for people to vote harder. That's
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why we're putting together a major initiative
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of lawyers to go out and make sure
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that we're in every single district
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in the country to patrol this we
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need if I'm president, And this is
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what they're worries. If I'm president, We're gonna
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have same day registration. The report
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was in Pennsylvania. There are still counting
16:28
votes. We may not know quote. This is the
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sort of implicit threat. We might not know who
16:33
won Pennsylvania in a general
16:36
election until a month after the election.
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What do you think that this is about? With
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Trump? This? Do you do you worry?
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Then? Let me let me ask you this. And I know this is a strange question
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to ask an American politician may be easier
16:48
around the world, but have you ever considered
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what would happen if the election result
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came out as you being the winner and Trump refused
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to leave. Yes, I have and
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I was so damn proud. You have four chiefs
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of staff coming out and
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ripping the skin off of Trump, and
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you have so many
17:06
rank and file military personnel
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saying, WHOA, We're not a military
17:11
state. This is not who we are. I
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promise you, I'm absolutely convinced they will
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escort him from the White House in a
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great dispatch. There are many
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people who have taken to the streets. Now. There
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are many black people, but there are many white
17:23
people watching with them. There are many young
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people who say, we need
17:28
a revolution, we need to see a change
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in this country. I know, as Joe Biden,
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you've often pitched pitched yourself as the
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person who is going to bring the people together
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and the person who's going to transform things as opposed
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to just a revolution. What
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is your pitch to them? What is your pitch to that, to that
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um Bernie Vosa, what is your pitch to that
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voter who says, Joe Biden, I'm crushed
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by college debts. I need to see the world change.
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I haven't seen enough change, and I don't
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understand why I should vote for you. When
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announced, all of a sudden, I was the front runner,
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and the expectation was Joe and
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former vice president feels like he's entitled.
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He's the front runner, let's take him down.
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And so we spent a better part of a year
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with a target on my back. And now
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it worked out and people are now going, oh,
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I've had actually people say to me, I
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didn't know that was your position in the environment. I didn't
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know you were the guy that rose to wrote the first
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climate change bill back in I
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didn't know, et cetera. I didn't
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know you were the guy that took on a parteight. I
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didn't know you were the guy that did that. I didn't
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know. Well, you know, so things are
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beginning to change and people are realizing and
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I have changed. I have changed.
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I believe there has to be more more
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debt forgiveness for college loans.
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I think that has tould be more opportunity
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to go to college for free,
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for free. But we have to change
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corporate policy too, and the tax
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Imagine just concluding, I know you've
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got to go, but imagine if
18:53
we had that two trillion
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dollar tax cut and
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we hadn't wasted it on the wealthy
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that generated virtually no growth
19:02
at all, no growth at all according
19:05
to most of the conservative thinking. Imagine
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if we had that two trillion dollars
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back when we were calling for it and say we're going
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to use that to educate people, We're gonna
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use that to reduce student debt, We're gonna would
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be a different country. Leadership
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matters. Leadership matters.
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My final question to you pertains to
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the race. You've
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been really tight lipped and you've played
19:28
your cards close to your chest about who you're running
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mates could be. People have thrown
19:33
out names, Stacy Abrahams, Kamala Harris,
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you know, Elizabeth Warren, et cetera. I
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I have a pitch for you lost
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time. You teamed up with someone who was half
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African, half white and things went
19:46
very well for you, Mr Vice President. And
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I've looked at my contract and I've seen that nothing stops
19:51
me from being vice president of the
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United States. We're born in America. I
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don't think that's an issue to be honest for vice presidents,
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it is, unfortunately, Mr
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Vice President. Thank thank you so much for your time today,
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um on the rest of
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your journey, and please pass my regards
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to the Dr Biden, well and thank you
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very much for having me. I hope you have me on again
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