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Rising Tensions Between the U.S. and Iran & Honoring Escaped Slaves for Juneteenth | Arturo Castro

Rising Tensions Between the U.S. and Iran & Honoring Escaped Slaves for Juneteenth | Arturo Castro

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Rising Tensions Between the U.S. and Iran & Honoring Escaped Slaves for Juneteenth | Arturo Castro

Rising Tensions Between the U.S. and Iran & Honoring Escaped Slaves for Juneteenth | Arturo Castro

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Thursday, 20th June 2019
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You're listening to Comedy Central June

0:07

nineties. From

0:09

Comedy Central's World News headquarters in

0:11

New York. This is the Daily Show with

0:13

Driver. Now Here's welcome

0:32

to the Day Show. Everybody, I'm trying

0:34

to know. Thank you so much for tuning in, Thank

0:36

you all for coming out. Let's do

0:38

it, Let's do it. Let's make a show. Our

0:41

guest tonight is an amazing actor. You probably

0:43

know him from knock Holes or Broad City, and now

0:45

he's here with a brand new sketch show. Alternatino

0:48

Aturo Castro is joining us. Everybody

0:51

here also

0:54

on Tonight's show, a billion dollars

0:57

worth of cocaine, We celebrate June

0:59

teenths and America prepares for

1:01

another war in the Middle East. So let's

1:03

catch up on today's headlines. Let's

1:09

begin with an update from Hong Kong,

1:12

where millions of protests have been marching

1:14

in the streets fighting against the proposed

1:16

law that would allow China to extradite

1:18

people from Hong Kong. And now,

1:21

after weeks of tear gas, riot police,

1:23

and violence, it looks like the protests

1:25

have paid off. After mass protests

1:28

this past weekend, Hong Kong, a major reversal

1:30

Today, Hong Kong's leader said she is suspending

1:33

a bill that would have allowed the extradition

1:35

of criminal suspects the mainland China.

1:38

She said the decision was aimed at restoring

1:40

calm after demonstrations and violence.

1:42

People power has won for

1:45

the time being in this remarkable

1:47

test of wills between protesters

1:50

on the streets here in Hong Kong and

1:52

the Chinese government. Wow, congratulations

1:55

to the people of Hong Kong. Well done. Everybody's

1:58

so exciting to see because it feels like this

2:00

hardly happens. You know, you you never see a

2:02

protest get immediate results like this.

2:04

It's like seeing a kid and an arcade actually win

2:06

a toy from that clow machine. I've never seen

2:08

it, and I feel bad for those kids because

2:11

they never get the toy, and then when they do,

2:13

I just come and steal it from them.

2:16

Now, here's what made this protest so effective.

2:19

Up to one third of Hong Kong's population

2:22

came out to make their voices heard.

2:24

Yeah and listen to this. One of the ways

2:26

they encourage people to take to the streets, and this is

2:28

completely real, was by shutting

2:31

down all of the pawn sites in Hong

2:33

Kong, which

2:37

is genius because

2:39

I don't care how dedicated you out to a course, pawn

2:42

can always distract you. Yeah,

2:45

even the most massive protest is one browser

2:47

tap away from total failure. So I would

2:49

be like, I was excited to fight for equality,

2:51

but then I opened up that taburn Suddenly I

2:53

was tired afterwards. Moving

2:56

on to some domestic news. If you've been wondering

2:58

why your cocaine dealer hasn't shown up yet,

3:01

this might explain it. The billion

3:03

dollar bust in Philadelphia federal

3:05

agents making one of the biggest cocaine

3:07

seizures in American history. An alarming

3:10

sign of the drugs resurgence hidden

3:12

on this ship doctor Night in Philadelphia.

3:14

Federal agents say it was a huge stash

3:16

of cocaine and seven shipping containers,

3:19

just over seventeen tons of it,

3:21

with a street value US officials say

3:23

of over one billion dollars. Court

3:25

documents say crew members have told investigators

3:28

that the drugs were loaded onto the ship from

3:30

boats while it was under way, then

3:32

stuffed into containers. That's right.

3:34

They seized a billion dollars

3:37

worth of cocaine in Philadelphia.

3:39

And I'm really happy for Philly, but I'm

3:41

especially happy for Gritty, who,

3:44

thanks for this bust has finally

3:46

gotten clean. Well done. Yeah,

3:49

there he is. Please call me by my real name,

3:51

It's Gritch Hunt. And

3:53

can you imagine, just for a second, can you imagine

3:55

being the drug dealer who has to tell his bust

3:58

that he lost a billion dollars of product just

4:00

coming in? Like, hey, Patrone, you ever had

4:02

one of those days where you thought you had something in your pockets

4:05

but you're checking then it's missing. Be

4:07

like, of course, that's the worst. Be like, I know

4:09

what. I bring it up because that happened with a billion dollars

4:11

of our cocaine. Something. We're gonna

4:13

laugh about this, right, but Throne, Yeah, we're

4:16

gonna laugh. Right, But where are you going about their own? Are you going somewhere

4:18

their laugh? But Drone Also,

4:20

I don't know about you, but what disturbed me even more

4:22

than the cocaine itself was that it all came

4:24

in by boat, which means America

4:27

is gonna need another wall in the sea.

4:29

Yeah, because that's the only

4:31

way to stop both the drugs and the

4:33

illegal mermaid immigration. Those

4:37

mermaids are so greedy folks. They

4:39

want our gadgets and gizmos, even though

4:41

they've got the hoosits and what's it's collar?

4:44

They say it's better down where it's wetter.

4:46

But then why did they all come here? And

4:50

speaking of Trump, oh, speaking of Trump last nights.

4:53

Last night, Millannia's husband held a rally in Florida

4:56

to officially kick off his twenty

4:58

campaign. And you usually a

5:00

re election campaign offers new ideas,

5:03

new policies to move the country forward.

5:05

But lost Night's speech felt like an exact

5:08

replica of him running in twenty six And

5:10

when I say exact replica, I

5:12

mean exact right. In fact,

5:14

when we put his speeches from sixteen

5:16

with the ones from last night, well you tell

5:18

me if you can spot anything new. Make

5:21

America great again, Make America

5:23

great again, the greatest theme

5:26

in the history of politics, maybe the greatest theme

5:28

of all time. Brainest, swamp and deleted

5:33

and acid washed, thirty

5:35

three thousand emails, three

5:37

thousand emails, deleted, bleached,

5:40

acid washed. People are pouring in open

5:43

borders, destroy our country,

5:45

deplorable win win. When

5:48

I will ever let

5:50

you down from

5:58

now in stereo? All right, that's what's gonna have. Yes,

6:00

Let's move on to all main story

6:06

America and Iran. The

6:09

two countries are like frenemies,

6:11

just without the friend I

6:14

wish there was a word for that. And now it

6:16

looks like the tensions are coming to a head.

6:19

Breaking news tonight collision Chorus with

6:21

the Iran. The US now blaming Iran

6:24

after two ships come under attacks set

6:26

on fire, growing fears of a major

6:28

confrontation in the region. Secretary

6:30

of State POMPEII blaming Iran for

6:32

what he called unprovoked attacks. It

6:35

is the assessment of the United States

6:37

government that the Islamic Republic

6:39

of Iran is responsible for the attacks that occurred

6:41

in the Gulf of Amon. Today, the US

6:43

will send another one thousand troops

6:46

to the Middle East, citing hostile

6:48

behavior by Iran. That's

6:50

on top of an extra fift hundred announced

6:53

just weeks ago. The Pentagon says they

6:55

will be used for surveillance and intelligence

6:58

gathering and to protect US troops.

7:01

Okay, I'm a little

7:03

confused. Did they say America is

7:05

sending troops to the Middle East to

7:07

protect the troops in the Middle East?

7:12

Who's going to protect the new troops? Are

7:15

you gonna need more troops to protect the troops? Are protecting

7:17

the troops because I mean, this just doesn't seem

7:19

like a good idea. Like remember that movie The Bodyguard.

7:22

This would be like if they made a sequel called The Bodyguard's

7:24

Bodyguard, and I

7:27

will all say always love you and

7:29

you. But

7:31

that's right. America is sending thousands

7:33

of troops back to the Middle East,

7:35

which is a big deal. And not just because you

7:38

have to pay that easy pass again. No, it's

7:40

also because this could lead to war. So what America

7:42

says Iran is responsible, they'd better

7:45

have some solid proof. The

7:47

U s military release this surveillance

7:49

footage, which American officials tell NBC

7:51

News shows Iranian sailors

7:53

removing an unexploded mind

7:56

from the side of one of the tankers after

7:58

it was attacked. Months of minds

8:01

and the magnets used to attach them

8:04

made by Iran, says the US

8:06

to attack oil tankers. Last week,

8:08

more proof set US officials of Iranian

8:11

guilt Iranian fingerprints

8:13

apparently all over an attack that

8:15

it ran denies carrying out Iranian

8:19

fingerprints. Honestly,

8:23

I I don't

8:25

really know what that last part means. How how

8:28

can you tell that fingerprints are Iranian?

8:32

Was the detective like I knew

8:34

it. Hummus. Wait,

8:39

wait, Hummas, isn't Iranian.

8:41

I know, but if I said subsidy, you wouldn't have gotten

8:44

the joke. So

8:46

the U s claims that they have enough evidence to prove

8:48

this attack was carried carried out by Iran. Right,

8:50

But because America has a history of crying wolf in

8:52

the Middle East, some of the US's allies

8:55

have said that they need a little bit more than hummus fingers

8:57

to be convinced. US allies

8:59

remained split about the allegations against

9:01

Iran, Japan expressing skepticism,

9:04

while Germany's foreign ministers stating the

9:06

video provided by the US is

9:08

not sufficient proof that's right.

9:10

Japan, whose ship was attacked by the

9:12

way, isn't sure that it was Iran, and

9:15

Germany doesn't want to rush into

9:17

any decisions. And I get it. Both

9:19

of those countries have a bad history with war, especially

9:21

Germany. Yeah, they know how they get when there's

9:23

a war. The Germans are like, I

9:25

think we should all proceed carefully.

9:28

Don't think about no, Germany, you need

9:30

to get angry Place nine. You wouldn't

9:33

like me when I'm angry. Last

9:35

time this happened, I've woke up in Argentina

9:38

as a Spanish fife.

9:43

Now, after some convincing, Germany

9:46

eventually accepted America's conclusion blaming

9:48

Iran. And because of the whole

9:50

weapons of mass destruction thing, you can't blame

9:52

America's allies for being a little cautious when

9:55

taking America's word for it, right, because

9:57

America's done this before. In

9:59

my if your friend told you, oh my god, you gotta get

10:01

down to this party, Rihanna's yeah. But then when you

10:04

got to the party, instead of Rihanna, you just found some middle

10:06

age guy named Ryan. Yeah,

10:08

he'd be like that, that's not Rihanna. The guys

10:10

are standing in the corner and he's like, Yeah, all I do is work,

10:12

work, work, work, work, That's all I do.

10:15

If that happens to you, and trust your celebrity sighting

10:17

friends ever again, And there

10:19

is a growing agreement. There is a growing agreement that this

10:22

looks like it was an attack conducted by Iran, but

10:24

people also preaching caution because maybe it

10:26

was Iran's government, or maybe it was a rogue

10:28

element within Iran, or maybe it was

10:30

someone trying to frame Iran like a jealous

10:33

X who knows. So despite

10:35

Mike Pompeo's hawkishness and John

10:37

Bolton's walrusness. Most foreign

10:40

governments aren't in a hurry to go to war. But

10:43

there's another person who also doesn't like the

10:45

idea of war, and you'll never guess

10:48

who it is. President Trump

10:50

is not playing down the attacks, telling

10:53

Time Magazine so far it's

10:55

been very minor. We'll see what happens.

10:58

They are a much different country today

11:00

then they weren't doing a half years ago when I came

11:03

into office, when President Obama

11:05

signed that horrible deal, they were

11:07

screaming death to America. I haven't

11:10

been hearing that lag. The President Trump has

11:12

said he doesn't want to go to war.

11:15

I love

11:19

how the press is just like waiting outside

11:21

of his house as well. You have a fight with Iran.

11:23

I hope not, but

11:29

yes, it turns out President

11:32

Trump is not keen on a war with

11:34

Iran, which I am all for. I

11:36

mean, maybe he thinks that this is a bad

11:38

idea, or maybe he's just worried that

11:40

the military might try and draft him again. You

11:43

know, it's like, Mr President, we recommend

11:45

a war against Iran. O my bone spurs

11:47

are back. They're back. They come back

11:49

every fifty years. So

11:51

the good news is despite his Twitter fingers, Trump

11:54

is not a fan of trigger fingers. But

11:56

don't get too comfortable yet, because

11:58

unfortunately there are a lot of people around

12:00

him trying to change his mind. The

12:03

Hawks continue to circle this president,

12:05

urging him toward action there in his

12:08

ear, making the cage for possible

12:10

intervention. Secretary of State Mike

12:12

Pompeo, Natural Security Advisor John

12:14

Bolton, who are a lot more hawkers who

12:16

want to be more aggressive in their stance

12:19

toward the Iranians. Last week, Pompeo went

12:21

to Congress and delivered the presentation arguing

12:24

that this administration could use the same

12:26

authorization of force the Bush

12:28

White House used in the fight against al Quaeda after

12:31

nine eleven. Wow, did

12:34

you pick up what they just said? That eighteen years later

12:37

Mike Pompeo and his friends are trying to use

12:40

as an excuse to go to war with another

12:42

country that had nothing to do with nine eleven.

12:44

That's what they want, Yeah,

12:47

And I mean, haven't the troops spent enough

12:49

time in the Middle East? Bring them

12:51

home? They deserve it, Yeah, to

12:53

bring them home. They

12:58

deserved to come home, and

13:01

we deserve to see more of those adorable dog

13:03

reunion videos. Yeah,

13:05

which, by the way, like you know, there's gotta

13:07

be one dog who just doesn't give a ship, right, there's

13:10

probably one dog where the guys like, I'm

13:12

home and he's like, hey

13:15

Larry, right, Oh

13:17

yeah, I guess he used to live here. All right, Well I'm

13:19

gonna go look at a bird. But thank

13:22

you for your service, I guess.

13:25

Look, man, here's the thing I'm not

13:27

saying. America should never fight wars, right,

13:30

that's who you are. I get it. But

13:33

do you really think now is the time to start

13:35

another war? Because it always

13:37

feels like it almost feels like America does war the

13:40

same way people do Netflix. You

13:42

know, Yeah, we start a bunch of things, but we never

13:44

really commit. No people just hanging

13:46

out. Oh my god, you know what I heard could be great? This

13:49

new war Iran people like, yeah,

13:51

oh but wait, we still need to finish your rock. Yeah.

13:54

Yeah, we still didn't finish that. Oh and aren't

13:56

we still in the middle of Syria? Whatever happened there?

13:58

Yeah, I couldn't follow the plot. There were so many

14:01

bad guys. By the way, who started

14:03

the year? Is someone using our account? What is

14:05

that? Oh my god?

14:07

I just realized we never even finished Afghanistan.

14:11

We started that like twenty years ago. So

14:13

what are we gonna pick? Actually, I'm tired, Let's just go

14:15

to bad. All

14:18

I'm saying is this. All I'm saying is this. I'm saying. I understand

14:20

America can't not fight a world, But instead of

14:22

going with a streaming model, maybe America

14:25

should switch back to the old school DVD plan.

14:27

All right, you can start a new wall as

14:30

soon as you finished the ones you already have.

14:32

We'll be right back. Welcome

14:45

back to the day to show. Today

14:49

is a really special day in African American

14:51

history, and to learn more about it, we turned

14:53

to Roy Wood Jr. In another episode of

14:56

CP Time, Welcome

15:06

to CEP Time, the only show

15:09

that's for the culture. The month

15:11

of June is a special time in America.

15:14

It's the start of summer. It's the

15:16

time allergies wreak having on our sinuses,

15:18

and it's the month of my hyperactive child is out

15:20

of school and back in the house all day. The

15:23

whole point of having kids is for them to be somewhere else.

15:26

But now Mason is gonna be around as much. I wouldn't

15:28

have had him June

15:31

is also a special month for black

15:33

people because it marks the holiday

15:36

June tenth, celebrating when

15:38

slavery ended on June nine, eighteen

15:41

sixty five. Not many people

15:43

think slavery was in it in eighteen sixty three

15:45

by everyone's favorite exhausted magician,

15:48

Abraham Lincoln, but many

15:50

slaves weren't actually free until

15:52

two and a half years later. Proven

15:55

that even black people's freedom

15:58

runs on CEP time. So

16:00

in celebration of June tenth, I'd

16:02

like to talk about some of the slaves who

16:05

celebrated their freedom early by

16:07

escaping from slavery on their own. Slaves

16:11

like Henry box Brown, a

16:14

Virginian slave who snuck inside of a wooden

16:16

crate and shipped himself to Philadelphia,

16:19

where he could live as a freeman. The

16:21

trip took twenty seven grueling hours.

16:24

It could have been same day, but box Brown couldn't

16:26

afford Amazon Prime. Luckily,

16:29

Henry Brown arrived safely in Philadelphia

16:32

and turned his story into a

16:34

stage act. Every night,

16:36

Henry would climb into that same wooden

16:38

crate to reenact the arduous

16:40

journey that carried him to freedom,

16:43

which was brave of him. I don't know if

16:45

I could relive a traumatic experience like that over

16:47

and over again. And I've had bad

16:49

experiences with packages. Back

16:52

in the day, I used to work for a moving company. One

16:55

time I moved all of a customer's possessions to

16:57

the wrong apartment. My customer thought

16:59

I was a thief, and the people in their apartment

17:01

thought I was a reverse burglar. Everyone

17:04

was equally upset. Another

17:07

slave who took his freedom into his own hands

17:09

was Lewis Williams. He actually

17:12

escaped slavery not once, but twice.

17:15

After his first escape, he was caught and

17:17

brought to trial, but he gotta look alike

17:19

to switch places with him in the courtroom,

17:21

and by the time the courts realized what had happened,

17:23

Lewis had escaped again, although

17:26

that look alike was probably just a random black guy who

17:28

being real about it because Lewis knew

17:30

that those white folks couldn't tell black people apart. Just

17:34

the other day, I was mistaken for Forest Whittaker,

17:37

which would normally be flattering, but

17:39

unfortunately Mr Whittaker, Oh, this gentleman

17:41

a substantial amount of money. He

17:44

woke my ass for us. You owe

17:47

me. But

17:51

maybe the most heart woman escape is

17:54

that of William and Ellen Kraft, two

17:56

slaves who got married and decided to run

17:58

away. Because Ellen had light

18:01

skin, they hatched a plan where she dressed

18:03

in men's clothes and wrapped her head in bandages

18:05

and posed as an injured white

18:08

man. William then

18:10

posed as her servant, and the two

18:12

border to train north. Now,

18:14

being on a train full of white men must

18:16

have been scary, but I can only assume

18:18

that Ellen practiced her white man's small talk. Well,

18:22

yes, fellow white person, I too am

18:24

afraid of the sun. Some block,

18:26

some block, some block, some block. It's for you v

18:29

some block on block. So

18:33

the next time June nine comes, remember

18:36

these stories of heroic slates.

18:39

How would you ever want to fuver? Right back, we'll

18:56

go back to the day show. My guest tonight

18:59

as an actor and comedian who is the creator

19:01

and star of the new Comedy Central sketch

19:03

series called Alternatino with

19:06

Arturo Castro. Please welcome,

19:08

Atro Castro. Wow,

19:25

welcome to the show. Thank you so much. I don't know why immediately

19:27

do prayer hands every time. I think

19:29

it's a sign of humidity. I

19:32

praise you and I thank you, thank you so much,

19:34

Thank you, thank you for being

19:36

on the show. Thank you much. Yeah,

19:39

Dimple's Gang. That's the only reason

19:41

I had you on. I was like the same thing about this guy,

19:44

surgically. Congratulations on the new

19:46

show. Thank you so much. Before we get into that, I

19:48

want to talk to you about some of

19:50

the roles people may have seen you from, because you

19:52

are one of my favorite actors and that you

19:54

have such arrange like

19:57

genuinely so. I remember the first time I saw you was

19:59

on Broad City. That's where a lot of people love

20:01

you from.

20:02

And then

20:05

I remember I was watching Knockos and

20:08

there's a spoiled brat terrible.

20:10

It's like, yeah, the terrible human being. It was

20:12

a son of like the cartel and like one of

20:14

the guys in the cartel, and and I'm watching like five

20:16

six episodes and I was like, wait a minute, is

20:18

that broad City? Yeah? Is that you

20:21

actually a version of Broad City? And that's

20:23

and then I was just like wait wait, and it's so confusing

20:25

to me, but like, but you you completely

20:27

flip as a character. You actually had people who

20:29

had a conspiracy theory that it was the same character. Yeah,

20:31

that he went into witness protection program after

20:33

Narcos and just decided to become him. He's

20:36

like, I'm done with the violence, Hello everybody. You

20:38

know. But you

20:40

know, I was shooting both shows simultaneously, you

20:42

know, so I was flying back and forth and sometimes they'd be

20:44

torture scenes and I'd be like take that,

20:46

okay,

20:48

And they're like you're doing him, and I'm like, okay, had

20:53

mere guns. I know what to do in my hands. Yeah, well

20:56

that was two characters. You're doing

20:58

what forty characters are too? Characters?

21:00

You do also played the taste but in the Wassutafi

21:02

commercial, so let's not forget that is very

21:05

versatile. Then, But there's a sketch

21:07

where you are playing. I mean we saw we saw a little hints

21:09

of it there and and um, I mean you

21:12

cover everything. It's it's not a political sketch.

21:14

A sketch show. You you know, you do stuff about Guatemala,

21:16

where you're from. You know, you do stuff about America,

21:19

you do stuff about just like just dating and

21:21

the world being Latino. How like,

21:23

how do you even come up with a show like that? And why was it

21:25

important for you to make it as varied as it is. Well,

21:28

my mother calls me and tells me what to do. So I'm just

21:30

really sticking to that cli uh no.

21:32

I have a wonderful writer to a very diverse

21:34

one, thankfully, and there's their

21:36

minds are so creative. But like, the thing about sort

21:39

of dating scenes is that, like, you know, being Latino,

21:41

everybody sort of expects you to be like suave,

21:44

you know, and really like spicy food, or be really

21:46

good at dancing. I'm a terrible dancer.

21:48

I really like matcha. You know, it

21:51

doesn't go with the vibe. I've

21:54

never seen somebody sort of like be as

21:56

neurotic as I am, I think, you know, on

21:58

television. So I thought give a little bit of spin

22:00

on that. It doesn't go with the stereotypes. It doesn't go

22:03

with the stereotype. Man, I suck at spicy

22:05

food. I mean, like really, I'm the dude with a

22:07

glass of milk at the Mexican restaurant, you know,

22:09

and like even like the other way to walk by, Like

22:11

no, col sorry,

22:15

I'm not spicy loving guy. Um,

22:17

what do you think some of the biggest misconceptions are

22:20

about being Latino that you've come across in America

22:22

that you try and debunk in the show.

22:24

Well, you know, there's this thing about being ultra

22:27

violent or being lazy, like you know, the

22:29

most the most common misconception is about

22:31

Latino's being immigrants being lazy, where

22:33

I find Latino immigrants to be some of

22:35

the hardest working people in the world, right,

22:37

and so they

22:42

are all Latino. Imma, this

22:44

is about it. They look at them, look at these

22:46

one little faces. Uh, there're some misconceptions,

22:49

the suaveness or misconceptions there were Mama's

22:51

Boy is completely true. That

22:53

one is completely accurate. But I just

22:56

you know, I find humor to be really um

22:59

you know, in remative tool, in an empathy

23:01

building tool. And so my whole theory is that

23:04

if you see somebody go through something that you

23:06

can relate to and they don't look like you, then maybe

23:08

next time you see them it will be less foreign to That's

23:10

interesting. And I really like wearing wings and

23:14

putting on dresses and shaving my legs.

23:17

So it really works out, you know, for

23:19

the type of thing I want to do. It's it's it's

23:22

it's a really exciting show. The first episode

23:24

premier, We're about to see a whole bunch of

23:26

your your your comedic talents, and you're and you're

23:28

acting there's gotta be one character that you enjoy

23:30

playing than than most. Who's

23:33

that one character that you feel like this is, this

23:35

is secretly our truro if you couldn't be yourself.

23:37

Well, yeah, I think the Pitbull one was really fun,

23:40

uh because I don't do a direct imitation of him, just

23:42

in my interpretation of him, and it's all just me going

23:45

like I love but light lime,

23:47

you know, and

23:49

it's just like me go in like that for four hours and

23:51

like you know, the bald cap and sort

23:53

of. But the thing is, so we wrote this in l a right and

23:56

my rights, and I forgot that there's this thing called weather, and

23:58

then we we shoot a button to like Porto Rico

24:00

sketches in shorts in winter, you know, in

24:02

New York City. So this for Pitbull,

24:05

I was in a bathrobe in Long

24:07

Island in January seventeen, just freezing

24:10

my ass off, you know. And so Dally gets

24:12

harder to say, like and

24:15

your mouth gets tinier and tinier. So I hope pit Bull

24:17

appreciate the tiny mouth perspective

24:19

I'm giving that. Just be like, hey, people, it was

24:21

all the weather, all the weathers, all the weather got

24:24

dully in your hot meat, and I'm

24:26

like, what am I talking about? You know? Through what I'm so excited

24:28

for the show. I'm scited to see you acting out

24:30

as forty two people plus a taste. Thank

24:33

you so much for I

24:37

thought to cast asked Tuesdays, I'll

24:39

try to start a Fiao comedent tract. I'll try to crass

24:41

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