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You're listening to Comedy Central. Well,
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hello everybody, and welcome to
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our first episode of one
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and the last episode of Donald Juvenile
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Trump, the only American president who
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got impeached more times than he got elected.
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In twenty four hours, Donald Trump will
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no longer be president and Americans
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will finally be able to take a deep
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breath, except for the twenty four million of them
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who have COVID because of the government's horrible
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response. We're gonna be catching up on all of the news.
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Plus Carrie Mulligan will be joining us
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to talk about her brand new movie, Promising
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Young Woman. So let's do this. People. Welcome
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to the Daily Social Distancing Show from
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Trevor's couch in New York City to your
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couch somewhere in the world. This
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is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor
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Nor. Tomorrow,
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Joe Biden will be sworn in as the forty
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six presidents of what's left of the
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United States, although judging from
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the preparations, perhaps united isn't
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the right word for the country. Tonight,
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extraordinary security in the nation's capital,
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officials taking no chances, military
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reinforcements arriving by the playing
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load. National Guard troops
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coming from every corner of the US
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on every street, more fancy, more
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police, more troops facing with razor
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wire, barricades and checkpoints
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everywhere. Restrictions are on drones,
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helicopters patrolling this guys,
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and police boats scouring the Potomac
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River. More than twenty five thousand National
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Guard troops in the nation's capital, many
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already there and sleeping on cops.
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Biden planned to take the train from his home in
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Delaware to d C, but that trip
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has been canceled due to security concerns
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about his arrival at Union Station, just
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blocks from the capital. Oh
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Man, Poor Joe Biden. He
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loves trains, but security is so tight
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that they won't let him ride one. And it makes sense.
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Trains are the worst way to get your new president
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inauguration because, forget terrorists, Biden
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could get hurt just from a guy trying to carry
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boiling coffee down the aisle. Also,
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it's so easy to plan a train
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attack because a train can't
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change cost. We all know where it's going. Does
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a track. If a train leaves Delaware for d
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C at nine am and it travels at eighty
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miles, well we know it's gonna
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get to d C. It'll
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get there. And this just shows
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you how divided America is right now.
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It's even having trouble transitioning power
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from an old white guy to an old
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white guy. Security wasn't even this title
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when the president was about to be black. Now.
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Of course, the reason for all the security is
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that no one wants to repeat of January
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six, when a mob of the world's angriest
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aunts and uncles attacked the Capitol
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Building. And we all watched the riots live
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on the news that day. But as time goes on, we're
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finding out that the situation was even
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crazier than we thought.
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A few details tonight show just how
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close the violent bar got to the Vice
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president and his family. As
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the mob chanted hang Mike Pence and
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a makeshift gallows went up, the Vice
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President, his wife, and daughter were just
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seconds away from being spotted. According
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to the Washington Post. At one point,
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they were hiding less than a hundred feet
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from the violent crowd attacking
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police officers, journalists, and others.
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And the chilling search for speaker
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Nancy Pelosi
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inside the Senate Chamber insurrection
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were Nancy
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blo You
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know, I used to blame lawmakers
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for not getting anything done. But now I'm
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starting to think that maybe it's the Capital Building
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that jams up Congress, because did
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you see this mob. They came in with the goal to
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overthrow the government, but then once they got
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in, they were like, yeah, let's throw
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this thing. You know what, maybe we should vote
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on something. I don't know. Let's actually,
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guys, let's adjourn for the day. We'll come back
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tomorrow. And we couldn't get anything done.
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And if you didn't believe it before, this is how you
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really know that Trump's supporters are
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a cult because they wanted
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to hang Mike Pence
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for finally accepting the election results.
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Mike Pence, people, no one
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has been more loyal to Trump than Mike
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Pence. While Trump was screwing America
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over the last four years, Mike Pence was gently
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guiding his hips from behind. Now you're calling
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him a traitor Mike Pence,
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And I know people don't like him, but I, for one, am
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really glad that this mob didn't hurt
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Mike Pence because I think we could all agree that
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no one should have to die a virgin. Now,
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since that day, the FBI has rounded
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up over a hundred and thirty people so far
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for taking part in the assault on the Capitol. And
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if you're wondering, how on earth did they find
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all these people, well, it turns up it was
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all on the ground. The man posing
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beneath the sign above Nancy Pelosi's
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office is a fire fire from Florida,
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Andy Williams. We're all trying to get into
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the capital to stop this. A corporate
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lawyer from Dallas, Paul Davis, posted
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this video and was quickly identified
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by his boss, Nicholas Rodin wore
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his work I D badge around
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his neck. This man posted a Sylphie
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smoking a cigarette with the caption Hello
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from the Capital l O L. The man
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who put his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk
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is sixty year old Richard Barnett,
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known as Big Oh Days
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here and
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this fellow, Dereck Evans, live
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streamed the moment he and other members
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of the mob broke into the Capitol.
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The Capitol. No,
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guys, guys, you can't be serious. Hasn't
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really gotten this bed that social media has
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poisoned us to the point where we're gonna live stream
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our treason out of how some mega
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people were like, this is our seventeen
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seventies six. Yeah, guys, you didn't see
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George Washington crossing the Delaware like I
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do, declare selfe I
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will say, though, this is an argument
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for defunding the police, because you don't need billions
6:13
of dollars for detectives when you can find criminals
6:16
just by scrolling your Instagram discover page.
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So, after four years, President Trump is spending
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his last days in power, like many tin part dictators,
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convincing his most rabbit fans to keep fighting
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for a lost cause while he hides in
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a bunker somewhere. But whether you hate
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Trump or whether you just mildly dislike
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him, you have to admit a few things
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about this man. Number One, he has
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changed American politics forever.
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For starters, the red phone in the Oval Office
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will always call McDonald's instead
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of the Pentagon. That's not going to change. Also,
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he's completely dropped the bar for presidential
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behavior. I mean, in ten years of president
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could pee in the middle of a press conference and everyone will
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just be like, huh, I guess he just had
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to go. Also, you gotta admit that
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Trump from the time he ran for
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residents, he's been consistent.
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You know, the victimhood and the racial resentment
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that came down that escalator, Well,
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those are the same that ended up at the capital in
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January six. And because
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Trump has been so consistently bad,
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because he's been so consistent at being himself,
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he's exposed how bullshit
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so many other people are. For instance,
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Fox News, they spent all of
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screaming that blue lives matter.
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The way Fox News defended police during
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the George Floyd protests, you would have thought that opposing
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police brutality was the same thing as
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killing police. But then when
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their people stormed the Capitol and police
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that the Capitol were beaten and actually killed.
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Two officers were actually killed. All
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of a sudden, Fox News is saying this,
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These are not conspiracy theorists motivated
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just by lies. That's a bunch of nonsense
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that people want to tell us. These are people that understand
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first principles. They love freedom and they love free
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markets, and they see exactly what
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the anti American left has done to American So
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many of them patriotic, well loving
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Americans who are frustrated that their
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institutions of government of media
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have let them down. A lot of these people are not dispossessed
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They're not some you know, creepy androgynous
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blogger who shows up to burn things down. They're
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like kind of solid Americans. I
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get it now. These people weren't
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creepy bloggers. They were solid, law
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abiding Americans. And nobody is allowed
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to kill cops except for the people
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who respect cops. They can do whatever
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they want. Also, where the
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hell did they love free markets
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come from? Free markets?
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I wasn't picking that up when people were smashing
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windows and breaking the capital down like free
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markets, free markets or not something that drives a riot.
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No one's ever slept someone over a free market before,
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much less murdered the police officer. Look,
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man, the point is, you guys clearly don't care about
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cops. You only care about the idea of using
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cops to keep black people in their place.
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So please miss me with that
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bullshit. Also, Lindsey
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Graham, whether you're rural conservative,
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everyone should agree that this asshole, this cracker
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barrel mascot is a weasel at the worst
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weasel of any kind. Because after the Capitol was stormed,
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after the Capital of stormed and it looked like Trump
9:10
was done, he gave a big speech about how
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he was done, supporting Trump because Trump
9:15
took it too far. He just took
9:17
things too far. Oh no. But
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then the next week he was suddenly flying on
9:21
Air Force one again because he realized Trump wasn't
9:23
out. And then he started blaming the attack
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on the Democrats. Senator Lindsey
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Graham placing blame for the Capitol Hell riot
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on how Speaker Nancy Pelosi watched
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this. What happened on January the six
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was one of the low points in my time in
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office. It was horrendous to
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see people come and take over
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the Capitol, the House and the Senate
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beat officers, defiled the seat
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of government. How the hell could that happen?
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Where was Nancy Pelosi? It's her job to
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provide capital security? Yeah,
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Nancy, Why weren't you in your
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office when people were coming to kidnap
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or kill you? What were you hiding
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yourself? We got you, Nancy,
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We got you. What did Lindsey
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Graham expect Nancy Pelosi to do?
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Huh? Set up booby traps in the
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capital like an old age home alone? Please
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please miss me with this bullshit.
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And the social goes out to all those Republicans who
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spent four years backing a president who
10:21
called his opponents, an Americans and enemies
10:24
of the people. But now now
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that he's getting impaged and might be held accountable,
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oh, all of a sudden, it's time
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to move on. Today is a moment from
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members of Congress to put aside partisan
10:35
politicking and place people over
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power. We should be focused on bringing the nation
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together. We must be bigger and better than
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the most base of instincts that have been
10:44
driving our political discourse. It
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is destroying us. Let's
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link arms with one another and begin
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to heal. Does not matter
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if you are liberal, moderate, or
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conservative. All of us
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must resist the temptation and the further
11:01
polarization. There's history shows
11:03
unity is not an option, It's
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a necessity. Okay. I
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don't know what crazy ass world you people
11:10
grew up in, but how are you going to start
11:12
a fight and then tell everyone else to
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calm down? Can you imagine if
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a terrorist try to hijack a plane and then after
11:18
the marshall tackled him, he says, Okay, okay,
11:20
I think everyone needs to calm down. Let's
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just come together and watch the rest
11:25
of crudes. All right, let's
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just do this together. I'm gonna have the chicken.
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Thank you. Sh the movie,
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all these people who try to overthrow
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the government. Yo, they can miss
11:39
me with that bullshit. And it's
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not just Fox, it's not just Republicans.
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Social media companies. For years,
11:46
people have been warning you about the violence
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and conspiracy that you've been amplifying
11:51
and allowing to spread on your platforms.
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And for years you've said you can't
11:55
do anything about it. But now
11:57
that the capital has been ransacked, now
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all of us, it turns out you can. Now
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that the violence has happened, we're gonna do everything
12:04
we can to stop the violence from happening.
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I mean, I don't know if I'm the only one, but I think it's
12:08
really funny how social media companies said that
12:10
they don't have a magic button to stop
12:13
hate online, but then when Trump
12:15
lost, suddenly they were like, oh, we do have
12:17
that button here it is, so what
12:20
now these companies want a cookie for doing the right
12:22
thing? Too late, miss me with that bullshit.
12:25
I will say though, it was funny that random
12:27
apps that had nothing to do with Trump
12:30
also decided to pile on the Trump band, Like
12:33
when Spotify and Pinterest band
12:35
donald Trump. What was that for? What Spotify
12:37
think that Trump was going to release a mixtape. What's the
12:39
Printer's band for? It's Trump gonna put up border
12:41
wall images on his page. Although
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it would be funny if Spotify was
12:46
actually the thing that broke Donald Trump's hearts,
12:49
like if he was just sitting there, like, I don't care
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to day block my Twitter or my Instagram
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or Facebook. I've still got my
12:56
Spotify. A
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man, here's the thing. By this time
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tomorrow, Donald Trump will be out of power,
13:04
and I just hope, I hope that he
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slowly fades away like one of his tans,
13:09
and I know that he'll never fully be gone, all right,
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He's basically the COVID of politics. America is
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going to be experiencing side effects long after he's
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out of the system, and unfortunately,
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we're probably gonna see mutated strains
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as well. But I do hope
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that with him at least not being president, we
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can all get back to being a bit more honest
13:27
with each other and more nuanced
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and how we talk about what divides us. That's
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my wish for the next year, because I don't know what is
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going to bring, but if it involves any bullshit,
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I kindly request that I be
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missed. All right, when we come
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back. We'll take a look at all the amazing
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thing Jared and Ivanka accomplished
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in office, and Carrie Mulligan is
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still joining us on the show. Don't go Away.
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Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing
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Show. The four years of the Trump
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administration has been one bloopermontage
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of scandals. We've had everything
14:04
from kids and cages to a shoppy
14:06
on a hurricane map. And in the very
14:08
last week, the administration, believe it or
14:10
not, has managed to squeeze in what might
14:13
be the funniest scandal yet. Ivanka
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Trump and husband Derek Kushner reportedly instructed
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their secret service detail not to use
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any of the bathrooms in their Washington
14:22
home the Washington Process since taxpayers
14:25
have been footing the bill to rent a nearby
14:27
studio apartment for three thousand
14:29
dollars a month so agents can have access
14:32
to a toilet. Okay, now, before you judge
14:34
these two, keep in mind that Ivanka
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and Jared probably have really
14:38
weird bathrooms. I mean, look at
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them. They don't even look like they use toilets,
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you know. And when Jared has to go, Ivanka
14:46
probably just squeezes him like an old tube
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of toothpaste. Maybe
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the reason they did this is not because they're snooty
14:52
and snobbish. Maybe they did it because they want to
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protect the Secret Service. Do you ever think about that? Huh?
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Like, maybe maybe Ivanka takes mega
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dumps you know what I'm talking about.
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You know those dumps where you walk into the bathroom and
15:03
it's like a wall of smell pushes you back out. Yeah,
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maybe Ivanka and Jared were like, look, your
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Secret Service agents might need to take a bullet
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for us one day. There's no need to take one every
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day. Just use the apartments. Let's say
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what you want about Jared and Ivanka. The
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two of them have been loyal to their
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big Papa to the end, which
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is why they deserve a farewell
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tribute for their four years of
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whatever it is that they did. Who
15:31
has been the most valuable member of
15:33
the Trump team? Sean Hannity,
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The my pillow guy Milani
15:39
has noise canceling headphones. Actually,
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that's a trick question. The
15:44
most important person in the Trump administration
15:47
isn't one person. It's a couple.
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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.
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No credentials necessary,
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Jared and Ivanka or jar Vanka
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might have been Washington outsiders when Trump
16:03
won the election, but they've had a world
16:06
of experience serving every day
16:08
Americans. Avanka sold
16:10
them handbags and Jared evicted
16:12
them. Trump knew that
16:15
jar Vanka was the couple for the job, any
16:17
job. Ivanka became Advisor
16:20
to the President, an important role
16:22
in which she was tasked with advising
16:25
the president. Jared
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meanwhile had a bit more on his plate. Middle
16:30
East peace, criminal justice, reformed the opioid
16:32
crisis, reforming care for veterans, lead
16:34
adviser on relations with China, Mexico, Catinet,
16:36
middle East infrastructure trade deals, broadband
16:38
policy, and border wall construction. That's
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right, Jared Kushner was like a Swiss army
16:43
knut if all the tools were nail clippers.
16:47
Though Jarvanka didn't get off to the smoothest
16:49
start in the world. Ivanka tried to use
16:52
her new position to hawk jewelry, while Jared
16:54
had to redo his financial disclosure forms
16:56
more than forty times. The President
16:58
even had to bend rules to get Jared
17:01
and Ivanka their security clearances
17:03
just because the corrupt deep state FBI
17:05
were jealous of all the cool foreign
17:07
business contacts Jared's had over the
17:09
years. But despite the odds
17:11
stacked against them, Jared and Ivanka
17:14
took Washington by storm.
17:18
Did they have relevant experience No?
17:21
Were they qualified for their positions? No?
17:25
But what did they accomplish?
17:27
Yes? They
17:30
hit the ground running. Jared got
17:32
busy solving America's criminal just opioid,
17:34
Middle Eastern China, Max Canada, Wall
17:36
and Ivanka toured factories,
17:39
visited spaceships, and even
17:42
performed science stuff. It's
17:44
like that old saying picks and it
17:46
didn't happen. But
17:48
it was on foreign affairs that Ravanka
17:50
really scored. Jared
17:52
jetted off to Iraq to model the latest
17:55
from the Brooks Brothers Forever War collection.
17:58
He heroically preserved U S. Saudi Arabia
18:00
relations after they had a little oopsie with
18:02
an American journalist, and he turned
18:04
out to be the perfect person to solve
18:06
the conflict between Israel and Palestine.
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I'm want to read you what he said. I've been studying
18:11
those now for three years. I've read twenty
18:13
five books on that's right, twenty
18:15
five books. Kushner had acquired
18:18
a goose Bump series worth of knowledge
18:20
and he was ready to put it to use. Meanwhile,
18:23
Ivanka, she sat
18:25
in her dad's chair at a G twenty summit.
18:27
So that's fine. Jarravanka
18:30
did such a good job that in President
18:32
Trump gave Jared his most important
18:35
job yet overseeing the government's
18:37
response to the coronavirus pandemic,
18:39
and Jared was ready to claim victory almost
18:42
immediately. I think you'll see by June a lot of
18:44
the country should be back to normal, and the hope is
18:46
that by by July the country's
18:48
really rock and again. But
18:53
there was one issue where jare Vanka really
18:55
shined, and that issue was
18:58
themselves and brand new questions
19:00
today about Jared Kushner's real estate
19:02
dealing. The last summer his property
19:05
at six six six fifth, that avenue got
19:07
a much needed infusion of cash, But where
19:09
did it come from? China on April six
19:11
approved Ivanka Trump's patenting
19:14
for all of her brands to be sold in China, the
19:16
very day that she was having dinner wining
19:19
and dining with the Chinese President, edmar
19:21
Alaga. Ivanka particularly is
19:23
making millions and millions of dollars
19:25
while she's in office. That Jared
19:28
continues to oversee
19:30
his real estate entities, so they are
19:32
profiting, they're leveraging the presidency
19:34
so that they can get richer and richer, and
19:37
to think people say they have nothing to
19:39
show. For the last four years, Jared
19:41
and Nevanka did more for jaredy Nevanka
19:43
than any Jared and Evanka in history.
19:46
And when the haters tried to blame Ivanka
19:48
for whitewashing her dad's more controversial
19:51
policies, she had the perfect
19:53
reply. If being complacit
19:57
is wanting
19:59
to is
20:03
wanting to be a force for good
20:06
and to make a positive impact, then
20:09
I'm complicit. You see two
20:11
A Vanka definitions of words
20:13
are like tax laws, They're just suggestions.
20:18
Where dare Vanka end up after the White Houses
20:21
anyone's guests. Will they settle
20:23
into a beachside resort in Florida, the
20:25
family Villa, New Jersey, or perhaps
20:27
an island retreat on the coast of Manhattan.
20:30
Wherever they go, they will be taking
20:32
with them four years of being
20:34
in the White House and saying things
20:37
and going places and other
20:39
government he things. Jared
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and I Vanka, we thank you
20:44
for your service whatever,
20:46
it was truly
20:50
inspiring. All right, when we come back,
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I'll be talking to Carrie Mulligan about
20:54
her new movie, which has everyone
20:56
Talking stick Around. Welcome
21:00
back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Earlier
21:03
today I spoke with Academy Award nominated
21:06
actor Carrie Mulligan. We talked
21:08
about her new film about female power
21:10
and Revenge that she executive producers
21:12
and stars in. Check it out. Carrie
21:15
Mulligan, Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing
21:18
Show. Hi,
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how are you doing. I'm doing as
21:22
good as can be expected considering everything
21:24
that's happening in the world. The question is how are you doing? Because
21:27
you're in the UK right now and you
21:29
have the new variant of Corona
21:31
out there that's just shutting everything down. So how are
21:33
you doing? And how is everybody around you? Yeah,
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it's um. You know, I think we'll
21:37
anticipated a something getting
21:40
worse for a little bit before we got better. But it's obviously
21:42
we're in lockdown, so we're all home schooling
21:45
and feels like we you
21:47
know, the beginning of March last year. So
21:50
you know, we're great, very lucky. We live
21:52
in the country so we've got space. I
21:54
feel like in the hierarchy of things,
21:56
people have said, you know, essential workers, it's
21:59
the people helping to keep everybody alive.
22:02
It's the people who are providing food and keeping grocery
22:04
stores open, and because the teachers who are still out
22:06
there trying to educate kids through through some
22:08
of the toughest times we've ever experienced. After
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all of that, my top thing is
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anyone who comes out with a good movie
22:16
during the pandemic. I'm so excited
22:19
when a new movie comes out that's
22:21
actually amazing, and that is
22:23
what you have given us with Promising
22:26
Young Woman. I will say, though I
22:29
was shocked at how dark and
22:31
yet funny it is. Am I allowed
22:33
to even feel that? Oh yeah,
22:35
I mean, you know, it's very much kind of
22:37
written as a dark, very dark
22:39
comedy, and it's full of comedians. The whole
22:42
cast is pretty much everyone apart
22:44
from Connie Britton and I
22:46
are kind of people who are very comfortable
22:48
in comedy. So it was definitely
22:51
yeah. And then that sort of part of what I
22:53
think the shame is, you know, it's such a
22:56
small think by comparison to the world events,
22:58
but the loss of having that experience,
23:00
you know, for a lot of people in the cinema, of being around
23:03
other people. It's sort of in these very dark comedies.
23:05
I think it's an audience around you that gives
23:07
you permission to laugh in moments
23:09
where you're not sure if you can laugh, and that's kind
23:11
of part of the tension and release of a film like that.
23:14
As a comedian, I think
23:16
most of the comedians will agree with me and saying that if
23:18
you say comedy and sexual assault, everyone
23:21
pauses. We go like, I don't know, I'm
23:23
gonna I'll talk about escalators first, and I'll
23:25
try and get to that. What made
23:27
you think that you could be part of making a film
23:30
that used comedy as a tool
23:32
to discuss one of the issues that has
23:35
I mean from the Me Too movement
23:37
and even before that's been one of the most important
23:39
conversations to have in society.
23:41
Well, it was really the strength of the writing
23:44
and meeting Emerald Finel, who
23:46
was our director. You know, the hardest
23:48
things in life we often can
23:50
only get through by using humor.
23:53
You know, some moments of your life that are completely tragic
23:55
are marked by moments of you know,
23:57
kind of comedy and hysterical giggling. The
24:00
kind of part of you that wants to laugh
24:02
at a funeral because you just don't know how to cope with your
24:05
It feels very much like life, and I think the
24:07
main thing with this story is that it's
24:10
not a fantasy. It's it's based
24:12
on experiences that so many of us
24:14
know people who have been through them, and
24:17
trying to be honest about that, but also recognizing
24:19
that there are that if you want to talk
24:21
about this kind of stuff and you want people to think about this kind
24:23
of stuff, you know, there
24:25
are ways of doing it that entice
24:27
an audience. You know, this is a film that I think
24:30
you want to see, as opposed to one that you feel
24:32
like you should see. You play a
24:34
character who whose friend
24:37
is the victim of a childhood friend really is the victim
24:39
of sexual assault, and it
24:42
it leads us into a story of revenge
24:45
and justice. Really, do you think
24:47
there's a sense of catharsis that that was
24:49
intended in writing the script? Is it?
24:51
Is it meant in some ways to be the
24:53
movie for people who say, like, you know what, I've
24:55
experienced this, I've had a friend who's experienced this, and
24:57
this this helps me feel a different
25:00
way about it or see my feelings from a different point of view.
25:03
I mean, definitely from talking
25:05
to people, um, they've
25:07
you know, there's been a sense of catharsis. I think also
25:10
just like you know, for me
25:12
smashing up a car, what
25:14
do you see? It's
25:17
really fun and it definitely
25:19
helps. But I think, you know, I mean,
25:22
if if that's people's experience, I think that's you
25:25
know, that's great. But I think the
25:27
conversation I think that Emerald was sort of hoping
25:29
to create would be something that went further
25:32
into the kind of cultural conversation and
25:34
that you know, these situations that
25:36
happened in our film have happened in so many
25:39
comedies, bro comedies, you know, films
25:42
where a guy will try and lose
25:44
his virginity in a nightclub any
25:47
expense, or you know, try and identify
25:49
the most drunk girl or you know, so these are things that we've
25:51
watched and we've kind of laughed at and has been so
25:53
normalized in our culture for so long. So
25:56
it's not so much as sort of
25:58
of course, it touches on that, but it's not so much pointing
26:01
blame or sort of assigning people villainous
26:04
roles. It's more how have we all been complicit
26:06
in this? It does give people an opportunity
26:08
to sort of experience this stuff through a different lens
26:11
because we're so used to seeing this kind of stuff told
26:13
from the perspective of the boy
26:15
or the man, or you know, get
26:18
through, you know, the perspective
26:20
of the very drunk girl in the corner, except
26:22
in this situation, she's actually stone cold, sober.
26:25
You know, we we've we've been taught
26:27
to believe that somebody who has classically
26:30
unattractive features is going to be the bad guy,
26:32
or someone who looks menacing acts menacing.
26:35
And in this movie, what was really fantastic is
26:37
seeing nice guys, good
26:40
guys being the bad guys, seeing
26:42
the good guys doing the bad things. That was a
26:44
really interesting choice, not just in the characters, but in
26:47
the casting as well, because I mean, you're
26:49
seeing Bob Burnham in this movie and you're like, I
26:51
love Bob Burnham. And then I watched the movie. I was like, I don't
26:53
know if I like Bob Burnham. That's
26:55
a really it's a really interesting way to tell
26:57
a story, and it seems like it's it's a it's a or
27:00
tenants of what the story is about. Why
27:02
do you think that was so important? Yeah,
27:04
well it was all very intentional. I think, you know,
27:07
Emerald wanted people that we feel comfortable
27:10
with and that we have a sort of sense of nostalgia
27:12
about because you know, I think if you see
27:14
somebody who looks sort of inherently villainous and new
27:16
associating with playing the value in a bunch of films
27:18
like you immediately distrust him. And I think the
27:20
point about this was that you would enter into
27:22
one of these situations and feel comfortable
27:25
momentarily with this person, and you'd
27:27
feel safe. And it goes to the cast Connie
27:29
Britton as the Dean. This is someone that you
27:31
know, Connie's like everyone's favorite
27:34
person, and you would go to her if you were
27:36
in a crisis, and so I think, you
27:38
know, subverting our expectations around that stuff
27:40
was really important. And also the way the Emerald
27:42
directed and was so brilliant because you told each of
27:45
the men Adam Brody and Sam
27:47
Richardson and at the beginning
27:49
of the scene, no, this is this is a romantic
27:51
comedy and you're the lead. You know, you've you've
27:53
just met the love of your life.
27:56
So they were all entering into it with a sort of
27:58
amazing, earnest, committed
28:01
kind of I'm the hero here and I'm
28:03
going to save this girl. You know, it's the approach
28:06
I think It highlights what it
28:08
feels like when this is
28:10
not happening to someone that you that you don't
28:12
like, where you don't know is this is what it feels
28:15
like? You know what, It's a very different situation
28:17
if someone you know gets accused of something like this.
28:19
So casting these very kind of photogenic,
28:23
sweet lovely people that are genuinely
28:25
lovely in real life, I think puts a different
28:28
twist on that. I will say it's
28:30
a It is dark, it is thrilling,
28:32
and it is funny in moments where you you genuinely
28:35
do not expect it to be. But most importantly,
28:37
it's easily the best film of the year. I know the
28:39
year just began, but it's still going
28:41
to be one of the best films of the year. Thank you so much for joining
28:44
us on the show. And congratulations once
28:46
again, thank you so much. Thanks
28:48
for having me. Don't forget promising
28:50
Young Woman is in theaters and available
28:52
on demand. We're gonna take a quick break right
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