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Plus, we have two fantastic
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Strahan is gonna be here and one
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of the stars of Abbott Elementary, Cheryl
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Lee Ralph is gonna be here tonight. So fill
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the people. Let's go strack into today's headlines.
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All right, everybody, Before we get into the
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big stories, let's catch up on a few other
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things going on in the world, starting off
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with the World Cup and today's
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knockout games. Portugal absolutely
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obliterated Switzerland six
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goals to one. Yeah,
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and after this match, now I guess we see
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why Switzerland doesn't get involved in wars. But
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the major World Cup news of today is how the North
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African nation of Morocco pulled an absolutely
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after against football
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powerhouse Spain. And I know this
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won't make up for the fact that Spain won colonized
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a part of Morocco, but it goes a long way. It
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ranly does. Oh.
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In international news, the governments of Indonesia
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has just officially banned
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all sex outside of marriage.
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Yes, with a penalty of up
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to one year in prison. That's
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gonna make for some weird conversation in
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Indonesian prisons. You know, there
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has been like I'm here from murder, what
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are you in for? A medio
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connect with Jason Oh
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And in some major legal use, the Trump organization
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has been found guilty of seventeen
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counts of other
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financial crimes. And
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you know what that means, Donald Trump is
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going to prison. Shoo
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visit all the lower ranking people who did this without
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his knowledge or his permission. Yeah,
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because we all know that's how that works in the world, right. All
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the successes in Trump's organization. They're due to
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the genius of Donald Trump, all the crimes he had
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no ideas like, that's right, folks, I have
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zero control over the things I run,
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which is why you should vote for me to run
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the country so I can run it
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like one of my companies, which I don't even run.
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I don't even run. But
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speaking of speaking
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of crimes, let's
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move on to our main story. In
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the run up to the mid terms, one
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of the major issues four votes across
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the land was crime. In
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fact, any time you turned on the
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news, you were bound to see stories
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like this. Business owners across
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the country are stepping up security as
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they report brazen shoplifting.
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We've all seen the videos. Shoplifting at supermarkets
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across the USA is out of control.
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Handbag Hall, the
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brazen bandit who cops a walked
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out with all these stolen handbags.
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The shoplifting epidemic highlighted
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by a viirral video at a Walgreens last
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week. Shoplifting is up as
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video of brazen thieves leaving with their
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arms laden with stolen merchandise continue
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to shock all Americans. Shoplifting
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has gotten so bad this year right
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AID is considering literally putting
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everything behind showcases. Yeah,
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you hear that shoplifting has gotten so bad
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that they're locking everything behind
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showcases. Oh and the person who unlocks
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the showcase then lock behind the showcase too.
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Yeah, now you screw what are you gonna do?
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But yes, almost every day, every
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day the news, we've seen these horrible stories, you
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know, about people blatantly breaking the low
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and stealing what doesn't belong to them.
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And I don't care what anyone says. There is zero
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excuse for shoplifting, zero
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excuse even in the instances where you find
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yourself waiting in line forever and the six
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open registers, but the store only decided to hire
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one cashier, which makes you feel like they're taunting you, showing
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you how fast it could be, but they just don't want
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it to be, you know. So then you think, oh, you're
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just gonna go and use the self checkout, But then there's an error
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because you can't put the item in the bagging area, or
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because you put in too early or too late,
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and now you have to wait for the supervisor to come over
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and ask are you trying to buy this? No? I just enjoy
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holding shampoo. Yeah, that's what I'm doing yet yes
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I'm trying to buy this. Yes, I'm trying to buy
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it. And then instead of just like helping
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you out, they give you that look, they give you that
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look like uh, and then they waive the magical
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little key fob. And then even in that instance,
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it is not justified. Even when it's justified, it's
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not justified to
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steal. But
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what if I told you, What if I told you that
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the biggest theft isn't
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people stealing from companies. What if I told
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you the biggest theft is companies stealing
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from people. Well, you might ask how
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or why? Well, let's find out in another
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installment of If you don't know, now you know, when
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you take a job, you're making a simple agreement with your employer,
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right, you do the work, they give you pay. That's
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the very foundation that jobs are built
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on. And yet all over the country, all over the
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world, in fact, employers aren't holding
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up the end of the deal. Imagine
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working and never getting paid. It's
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a growing problem called wage theft. Wage
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theft occurs when a worker is paid less
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than they're legally entitled to, such
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as when they're denied pay for working overtime
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or work off the clock without getting
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paid or are denied legal
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meal breaks. Sixty seven letter
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carriers say their paychecks were changed
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to make it look like they worked less hours
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than they actually did. Workers
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at Heartsease and Carl's Jr. Have filed
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dozens of state and federal complaints,
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including allegations of wage theft,
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manipulated over time, and unfair
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labor practices. About ten thousand
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people are saying Hippotli forced them to work
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off the clock to boost the bottom line.
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Wage theft is the costliest crime in the country,
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robbing US workers a fifteen billion
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dollars per year, more than car thefts,
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burglaries, and other large sneeze combined.
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Yeah, that's right. The costliest crime
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in the United States is actually being
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committed by corporations. So
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I guess instead of following black people around the
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store, security guards should be hovering over c e
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O s at their desk. As
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you were looking over there, being
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like, I'm gonna need you to
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go ahead and put that person's salary back where
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it belongs. I was like, oh, sorry, I
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didn't see that. I had that. Yeah, I bet you didn't.
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And I think we can all agree nobody, nobody
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should be doing work that they're not getting paid
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for, because I mean, then that's not a
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job. Now you're volunteering
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at a fast food restaurant, and who would do that? Who's
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They're like, Oh me, I'm not in it for the
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money. I'm in it for the love of childhood obesity.
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And by the way, by the way, wage theft isn't
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just when companies don't pay employees
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for the work that they've done. In some instances, employers
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find really shitty ways to actually make
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their employees pay them. For example,
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there was a restaurant owner who comes skates at
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his employees tips at the end of their
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shift and called it god a
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cleaning fee. Yeah. The NFL
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Oakland Raiders would doc that chilias
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Chile does pay for ship like wearing the wrong
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color nail polish. Yeah. But
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this, this example of creative wage theft might
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be my favorite of all. This
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is Fantasy Gentleman's Club in Grand Junction.
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In This is the twenty four page
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class action lawsuit claiming Fantasy
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Gentlemen's Club has been exploiting
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these workers for years. Among other charges,
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dancers accused the club of cutting into
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their take home pay with excessive
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fines, fifty dollars if dancers
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don't share tips with the DJ, and security
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a hundred bucks to change the schedule.
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There's even a fine for complaining to customers
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about their personal lives. I'm sorry
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what this is the biggest
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bullshit of all. You can't find strippers
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for complaining to customers about their personal
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lives? All right? First of all, how can you
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even tell that they're complaining and not just singing along
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to the Drake song that's playing. You don't know, you
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don't know. And second of all, if trippers
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couldn't complain about their lives, then how would they be able
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to convince customers into spending more than they plan
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to help save them from this life? So
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what you're saying is if we go to the champagne
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room, then you can move with me to Chicago?
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Is that age? And there's a lot of reasons
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businesses are able to get away with this. First
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of all, wage theft tends
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to target people with the least ability to fight
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back, like hourly workers and undocumented
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immigrants. Making matters worse, the government
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agencies who are supposed to be the watchdogs
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against wage theft are understaffed
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and undefunded. Oh, and when
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companies do get caught stealing,
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here's what happens to them. McDonald's
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has agreed to pay twenty six million dollars
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to settle accusations of wage theft. It
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follows a long running class action lawsuit
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at corporate run locations in California.
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The US Labor Department says Walmart will pay
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four point eight million dollars in back
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wages and damages to more than forty
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five hundred employees. Amazon agreed
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to pay eight point two million dollars
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to settle a wage theft lawsuit it and
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Krispy Kreme was ordered to pay workers
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more than one point one million dollars
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after investigators found widespread
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and systematic failure to pay workers
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what they were owed. That's
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so strange. All of this theft
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occurred, but there was no mention
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of anyone going to jail. But
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then how will they learn their lesson? And
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before you say, but Trevor, you you can't
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put a corporation in jail, says
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who says? They always say corporations
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of people? So why doesn't America treat them like American
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people? Huh? Why not? Every
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time? Every single time a company
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gets busted stealing their workers wages. You know they should do.
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They should said that the company headquarters should be taken to prison.
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Yeah, that's what they should just take the actual headquarters
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put it in prison. Yeah you hear that Amazon
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saying thing deniver is gonna be a lot harder when you have to smuggle
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that f fry and your butt hole. But
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just because it's all too easy for companies
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to steal from their workers, that doesn't mean workers
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are powerless. Wage theft has been
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one of the issues driving an increase in unionization,
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and California has just passed the law saying
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that for the first time anywhere in the country,
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wages and payment rules for all
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fast food workers will be said not by employers,
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but by a council of experts appointed
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by the state. Yes, a council of
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fast food experts. So
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finally a government job that Trump is actually
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qualified for. But
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for some workers, waiting for the bureaucracy of the courts
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or the governments tends to be just takes too long, which
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is why one construction worker in England expressed
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his anger in a more physical
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way. A row over six
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hundred pounds that will end up costing
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so much more to put rights. This construction
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worker was so angry at allegedly
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not being paid that he took drastic
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action, driving
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a mini excavator into the newly
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finished hotel that he'd helped build.
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Okay, okay, I
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know this seems bad, but
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is it because the guy did
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the work, didn't get paid, and then he undid
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the work. It seems like a fair deal to
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me, and it reminds me. It
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reminds me of a very wise thing my grandfather
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used to tell me. You'd say, remember forever,
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if you want to screw someone over, make
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sure they don't own a bulldozer first. And
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yes, my grandfather was Nelson Mandela, who
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was indeed. So the
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next time you turn the TV on and see
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all the news about people shoplifting
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from drug stores, before assuming
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there is a crime, maybe just
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for a moment, think that they
12:42
could just be getting their wages back a totally different
12:44
way. And if you don't know, now you know before
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we go to break it's not to check it on the weather
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fork without very one in the dendi line, like everybody.
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For me, what
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is what's happening in the weather. I
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don't know my wifi's down, so my weather app doesn't
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work, you know, Trevor. It's
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interesting you're going
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on and on about the epidemic of
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wage theft, meanwhile ignoring
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the wage theft going on right in
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front of you. Well,
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well, no, dizzey, what are you What are you talking about? You're
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getting paid? Well, sure, maybe for doing
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the weather. Well, actually you never actually
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do the weather. But there is a
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ton of other stuff that I do that I'm
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not compensated for. Like I spend
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hours of the work day selling my bathtub
13:31
combouch on Etsy and I haven't seen
13:33
a dime from this show. Dizzy
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does not wage theft. We're not paying you
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to do that, exactly. You're not paying
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me to do that, And it's how
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I spend most of my time in the office at
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work. But it's fine,
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don't worry. You'll read all about it in the lawsuit. Wait
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wait, wait, wait, well you're suing me. Yeah,
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no, it's been a long time coming
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because I work very, very hard at this show.
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Do you know that I have never once been paid
13:59
overtime for organizing the office
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supplies and putting them neatly in
14:03
boxes and taking them home to
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my apartments. We've
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been stealing office supports. Well
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not to mention all the hours that I spent taking
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the laser out of the laser printer. That's
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not even how a laser printer works. Well,
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I know that now, but I am not getting
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that time back. Okay, des He, none of this is
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actually wage theft. You realize that. I'm
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sorry, who made you? Judge Judy?
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Okay, you know I didn't want to do this, but
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like I didn't, I didn't want to do this. I don't think you're gonna win
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a wage left wage theft lawsuit with us
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because I have a solid year of video
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evidence of you never actually doing
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the weather, which is your actual job.
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Oh okay,
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okay, is that how it's gonna be? You want to play
14:49
hardball? Huh fine, I get it. I
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get it. Look, I'm sorry
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that you feel that way, all right, sorry that
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you feel that way. I'm just saying, you
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know, if anything, it sounds like you are the person who's
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stealing from the place that pays
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your wages. You know, So I don't I don't
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think taking this case to the court is the right
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idea. It's it's just like it's it's one of those
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things and right
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does he does
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he what does he? What are you doing? Does he?
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Yeah?
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That's right. You
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have your chance, Trevor. Now it's time
15:27
for bulldoz or justice. And
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by the way, I'm charging extra for this. No,
15:31
don't don't do it. No, no,
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no, We're
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gonna take a quick break. Well, everyone evacuates
15:40
the studio, doesn't line like everybody. When
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we come back, we listen there Michael string
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I dragging us on the show, so don't go away.
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Welcome back to day show. My
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first yes tonight is pro Football
16:11
Hall of Famer who posts Good Morning
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America and Fox NFL Sunday.
16:15
He's gonna talk about a new podcast he's
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produced called American Football How
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the Gridiron Was Forged, which is now streaming
16:22
on Audible and wherever you get your podcasts. Please
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welcome Michael Strahan. What's
16:41
up everyding as
16:45
I'm good, but you ask me, I'm gonna say, you're brilliant.
16:49
You're brill Okay, thanks,
16:52
thank you, and um, you know you're gonna
16:55
be If you ever get like tired of not doing
16:57
this, my living room's always open, come over.
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That would be so much fun. Just the daily show
17:03
for one person. You're not paying me. That
17:08
would be fun. I would do that. It's like daily show for one
17:10
person at their house. I'm actually that's
17:12
actually an idea that I'll just do that. Individual shows
17:14
will be like just be addressing it to you.
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Perfect. But first, Michael, let's kick things off
17:19
with your story. You can even ask questions.
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Welcome to the show. I feel like you make
17:23
that offer to me, but you wouldn't have the time for me to
17:25
come to your house and do that because
17:28
there are a few people I know who have more
17:30
jobs than you do. You
17:32
you retired from football to
17:34
do everything else, to not to
17:37
do everything. I'm tired to get
17:39
more jobs. That's essentially what you did, right.
17:41
So you're working in television, and it's all types
17:43
of television. You've got like morning television, You've got you've got
17:45
sports television. You've got a clothing
17:48
line. You know, you've got a skincare line.
17:50
Now you've got a podcast. So let's start with the podcast
17:52
because that's one of the newest aspects of what you're
17:54
doing. Talk me through the history of the NFL.
17:56
Because no so many sports are popular, the football
17:59
has a should places in America. What do
18:01
you think it is about football
18:04
that that makes it what it is in American history.
18:06
It's violent. Wow, I'm
18:10
joking, man, it's controlled aggression. I
18:13
call it controlled aggression. But I
18:15
think we love football so much because you know, it's
18:17
it's American American football.
18:19
The podcast and it goes back to the
18:22
origin of the game and football with
18:24
a white collar sport. Back in the day, they
18:27
wouldn't let the blue collar guys play,
18:29
so they create their own lead to compete. And
18:31
now it's kind of turned into it's blue collar
18:33
guys playing getting paid white collar
18:35
salaries. You know, it's kind of if
18:37
you think about the game has changed. But we dove
18:40
back into things that I know about
18:42
the game of football. I just kind of assumed
18:44
I'm a player. I love the game. But when
18:46
you go back and look at the origin, the how it was founded,
18:49
in the way that they had to go and get
18:52
around the system to create some of these teams
18:54
and to have Kate Mara come in and narrator
18:56
narrated who were the part of two football
18:58
dynasties, the Giants in the in the Steelers
19:01
through her family. It was like a dream project
19:03
for me because without the NFL, I wouldn't
19:05
be sitting here with you. It gave me a completely
19:08
different life than I ever expected, but
19:10
to dive back into the history of the game and understand
19:12
how far has come but where it began, and
19:14
it's totally different than what I expected. I
19:17
hope people will tune in so that they can learn a
19:19
little bit more about what we love so much, which is
19:21
American football. But what I love about the podcast
19:23
is that it's not just about the sports. So if you
19:25
if you don't like the sport, the podcast is still amazing
19:27
because it does into history, it does into classes, and
19:29
it does into these battles between who hasn't
19:32
who doesn't, and who shouldn't who shouldn't be It's
19:34
it's it's a fascinating story. And as you
19:36
talk about the progressional football and maybe Wanda, you're
19:38
one of the few people who's had the
19:40
span of Korea that you had in football
19:43
cling for fifteen years. Fifteen years,
19:45
that's insane. Yeah,
19:47
tell me about it. I know it's crazy.
19:51
So I would love to know, as
19:53
somebody who witnessed the game up like up close
19:55
for fifteen years, would you change anything
19:57
about football now if you could, if you could waive a magic
20:00
wand and change three things about football
20:02
tomorrow, what would they be. I would make
20:04
wave a magic wand and make it so
20:06
that I could play for a lot longer back.
20:11
Yeah, I want to go back with body man. You know
20:13
you miss you know what you miss? You
20:15
miss physically dominating another man.
20:18
Okay, Okay, someone's
20:20
gonna click that sentence and take it out of context.
20:24
You enjoyed. I love it because
20:28
was like I miss hugging a man. It
20:31
was hard you loving
20:33
him as hard as I could. But
20:36
I do miss that. I missed the competitiveness
20:38
of it. I missed the physicality. I would probably
20:41
wave my my magic wand and
20:43
and um. You know, I like what they're doing. Though
20:45
when it comes to like injuries in the brain
20:48
and all these different things, I like what they're
20:50
doing there. There's not much. I don't know
20:52
how much you can change the game, because I almost
20:54
feel like in some aspect you change it so much
20:56
it takes away from what it was. Okay, what would
20:58
you change in and around the game. So instance, one of the
21:00
things that always through me, and I might I might be wrong.
21:03
You just tell me what I
21:05
was always thrown by this is the fact that, like if you got
21:07
injured playing football, it was
21:09
just over for you and then you don't. You don't get the money
21:12
that was promised to you, but you got injured. You don't be guaranteed
21:14
contracts and less certain guys now are getting
21:16
them where you get as much
21:18
money as you can up front of your signing bonus,
21:20
so they can't release you so early because they're gonna
21:22
get some money out of you by making you play. And
21:25
that was the one thing. Yeah, I would probably change
21:27
the guarantees and contract that Basketball
21:29
have them. Baseball has them. But
21:31
the problem with football that they see is that
21:33
if you're guarantee the money, they are sixty something
21:35
guys on a team. So if you have that
21:38
many guys on into reserve, how can you economically
21:40
afford you have that many guys. I know that's
21:43
their argument. I didn't say they were right. Okay,
21:45
okay, okay it trust me. I would
21:47
have loved guaranteed money. Anyone who has billions
21:50
going like, I don't know what you
21:52
have billions? Can you get this kind of coffee?
21:56
Before I let you go, I want to talk about one of your latest
21:59
ventures, which is your skincare line. Man,
22:01
you know you have beautiful skin, and
22:06
this is another another opportunity I don't think
22:08
a lot of people would have thought of a long time ago, it would
22:10
have said like a football player, Michael straighthand
22:12
bo and then it's like the skincare line of Michael
22:15
strahand. I like this, it's all sides of
22:17
you, the guys who like to dominate other men
22:22
skincare. Now do you know what it is? It's
22:24
like to look
22:27
at these poor look at them? You
22:31
know. It all started with the clothing line
22:33
and it was like, okay, I'm on TV, I'm always sensing
22:35
steps. It was like a confidence thing. Man, you want to feel
22:37
good, like, yeah, you look good, you feel good? Right, you
22:39
perform better? And I think that skincare
22:42
was a missing link, at least for me, because everything
22:44
I've done has always been about my
22:46
life and my lifestyle. I don't do anything that isn't
22:48
authentically me. So it was about
22:50
skincare and having a routine that
22:52
is easy to do because I'm
22:55
kind of lazy about that, which I think is most
22:57
men. Like every single friend of mine,
22:59
every woman I talked to you, who's a friend and I go, oh,
23:02
what do you do for your skin? Can wash
23:04
the face? And I need the house and yeah,
23:07
like it's always the shock and what's your routine? There's
23:09
no, And then I got tort like, no, you need to
23:11
respect it and treat routine. How
23:13
many sweet we have? We have? We have five products,
23:16
so we have a face You could do one of those YouTube
23:18
like, so everyone's been asking me about my skin curtain and I
23:20
might just saying you could be doing that right now. I think
23:22
it would be amazing. I think it'll be amazing. Right.
23:25
Want to tell me the face
23:28
wash which every day easy routine.
23:30
You take a shot, wash your face and
23:32
then you have the faith and neck moisturize. Then you
23:34
get out of moisturize. You
23:36
know, look
23:40
at mind eight two years o' look at that. So
23:45
you got the faith and neck moisture either. And then
23:47
if you have a beard, like I got a beard up with the beard
23:50
oil on and the beard,
23:53
keep that beard kinky and soft. You
23:55
don't know who you may rub up into, you know what I'm saying.
23:57
So that's
24:01
the second thing I did that beat.
24:03
I think that that could be messed up.
24:05
Man. And then after
24:07
that, we have our saving jail like
24:10
a saving lotion, and it's clear
24:12
so that you can actually see when you shave where
24:14
exactly you're shaving, because that was always the
24:16
thing. I finished shaving like ones up
24:19
here, the others down there, and then we have
24:21
our post shade. You know, bomb so nice,
24:23
easy put on, doesn't really sting your face. But
24:26
it's very simple thing man, and for me takes
24:28
less time than brushing my teeth. So
24:33
I always say they may not be together, but they're clean.
24:38
But to thank your game, the joining
24:41
on the show, Lord, thank you. Can
24:45
we come back all the stars of anation,
24:48
charl he wealth is gonna be journey on the truck. You don't
24:50
want to miss it. I do all.
25:04
Welcome to Day Show. My
25:06
next guest is a Tony nominative
25:08
and Emmy Award winning actor who
25:11
stars in the hit series Abbott Elementary,
25:13
which airs Wednesday nights on ABC and
25:15
can be streamed on Hulu. Please
25:18
welcome Cheryl Lee Ralph. Thank
25:24
m h film
25:36
of hang
25:47
Out, Wow, The
25:49
Long On Lads. Cheryl
25:53
Lee, Ralph, Welcome to the Daily
25:55
Show. Let me start with saying congratulations
25:58
Emmy Award winning. You
26:03
know, there
26:06
are many performers in
26:08
history, many artists, many actors
26:11
who audiences
26:13
have said critics arelike this person
26:16
never got their flowers this person never got the
26:18
recognition that they deserve. So many people in Black
26:20
Hollywood never got the flowers that they
26:22
deserved. Talk me through just a
26:25
part of this journey. You know you've
26:27
done it all. I mean militia
26:29
for me and then moving from one to the next.
26:31
You know, dream girls for so many
26:34
people back in the day, the original
26:36
dream girl. Talk me through the
26:38
journey and what has kept you being
26:40
as efficescent as you are? Oh my God,
26:43
I choose to be happy. I
26:47
choose joy. Yeah,
26:50
I believe that since I am
26:52
alive, I might as well get
26:55
up, get out there and enjoy it.
27:00
Yes, I'm
27:02
so happy that God has
27:05
chosen throughout all of these
27:07
years to wake me up every morning
27:09
in my right mind so
27:12
that I can carry on in life.
27:15
I love that. Yes,
27:19
that's what keeps me going.
27:22
That's what keeps me enjoying
27:25
what I do through all of the ups and
27:27
downs, through all of the missteps
27:29
and the bad breaks. I choose
27:32
to carry on. I choose to
27:34
look in the mirror and love what I
27:36
see. We love working
27:39
se we genuinely love what
27:41
we see. Again, I mean, I
27:43
am a sucker. I love all comedy,
27:45
anything that is funny, I love you are
27:48
a master and the way you perform it. We Abbot Elementary
27:50
has done what many people said it wasn't possible.
27:53
People said, no one wants his life TV anymore, nobody
27:55
likes to sit comed anymore than he likes these family stories
27:58
anymore. And yet Abbot Elementary has gone on the
28:00
exact thing that everyone said was impossible.
28:02
You know, Quincon Brunson assembled this amazing squad
28:05
of people to come in and tell real
28:07
stories that teach us love of themselves,
28:09
of the students of the American schooling system.
28:12
You know, I know it touches everything, But what do you think
28:14
it is that brings people back every single week
28:17
and watching live by the way, sharing it with each
28:19
other. I think what they're seeing is
28:21
their own struggles. There's We're
28:23
just a group of regular people
28:26
in the show going through life,
28:29
and we just happened to be in a very challenging
28:31
situation. And every week
28:34
we are getting over the difficulties
28:36
and we are appreciating what we have together
28:40
working together on the show,
28:42
in the show, in the characters,
28:45
in the scripts, and people see
28:47
themselves in it and they love it.
28:49
They feel it, they feel it and they love it. And they
28:51
tell us they do all the God, my
28:54
god, my life now has turned into one big photo
28:56
session. Anytime
28:58
I go out into this threat, everybody wants
29:01
to take a picture. Everybody wants you to talk
29:03
to their people, and everybody wants to tell
29:05
you how much they love you. And I
29:07
am saying, that's why I wake up happy
29:09
every day. You
29:16
You're also you're also the brid the rear
29:18
breed of human being. Who is you know,
29:20
talented in every aspect of what you do? You know some
29:23
some people will see you as an act on screen, others
29:25
know you as the phenomenal perform
29:27
on stage. And now you have an album out
29:30
Christmas album. Yes, yes,
29:34
which I like to play on words.
29:36
But but but talk me through that, talk me through why
29:38
the Christmas album and why an album in general.
29:41
Well, first of all, it was only supposed to be a
29:43
song, and before I knew it, we had done
29:46
fifteen songs and we have an album called
29:48
Slay and people are actually downloading
29:51
it everywhere and loving it. It's
29:53
crazy, people are it's
29:55
not your mother's Christmas album. We're gonna
29:57
take your mother to church and the club. I
30:00
didn't notice that. I didn't notice that
30:04
it is it is. It is one of the sexiest
30:07
Christmas albums I've ever heard. I'm not I'm
30:09
not gonna lie. I'm not gonna like before
30:12
I let you go. I would be remiss if I didn't talk about
30:14
your moments at the Emmy's where I always say,
30:17
you know, at every awards show, I feel like they should be an award
30:19
for the best award acceptance, and
30:22
yours was that because sometimes at awards, you know, it can
30:24
feel self indulgence, it can feel like we're not part
30:26
of what's happening. It felt like we
30:28
won with you. It felt like people want,
30:31
you know, with your win, even just for their
30:33
lives. It didn't feel like a platitude.
30:36
It didn't feel like you were just saying it. It felt
30:38
like you were embodying it. And I'd
30:40
love to know in that moment, when you're
30:43
holding that award, you know in
30:45
an industry that everyone thrives to
30:47
be celebrated or successful in
30:50
what made you think of talking to the people
30:52
and not just talking about yourself,
30:56
Because I thought in that moment,
30:58
you know, my dad add was a great
31:01
lifelong learner and educator, and I when
31:03
they called my name, it was just like I could
31:05
hear my dad saying, there you are, it's
31:08
your time, come on, but I
31:10
couldn't. I couldn't. I was so shocked.
31:13
I couldn't get the message from my brain to
31:15
my feet to move, and I
31:18
my husband kept saying get up, get
31:20
up. And it wasn't until I heard
31:23
Quintus say it's your name,
31:25
get up. And
31:28
then I got up because
31:30
Tyler came and literally lifted me
31:32
up and guided me to the
31:34
stage and I got their center stage,
31:37
and there was my dad again saying, don't
31:39
you cry, don't
31:41
you cry. This is your moment.
31:44
Let them know who you are
31:46
and how you got here. And
31:49
there's a big screen like that in
31:51
front of me saying stop now, stop
31:54
now, And I was like, I haven't
31:57
even gotten started. Oh
32:02
I love it, Yes, I love it so much.
32:04
Thank you for joining me on the show. Thank
32:06
you so much. I don't think you do you
32:08
share only Ralph. Everybody.
32:11
Are you gonna take a petty of posing right back off
32:13
the good Well
32:25
that's our talking tonight. But before we go, before
32:27
we go this holiday season, please
32:30
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32:47
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